Latest / No Latency / S2E12 - Gunfire Theatre
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- 0:02Last time on no latency. Jeb did you just tell him your
- 0:06name? Jeb, did you just say the thing?
- 0:09You said not to say shit. Now, we have to kill him.
- 0:12So what else can you tell me about this wonderful compound
- 0:15that you got here? Finally, I was wondering where
- 0:17you are. Were I'm the electrician.
- 0:19Somebody do something. Is it clobberin time?
- 0:24It might be clobberin time because I'm like thunder.
- 0:28Lightning the way you Love me is frightening, know you better
- 0:33knock knock and then I'm gonna take both incendiary grenades
- 0:36out of my coat Popham. Someone may have found out some
- 0:40secrets in the Badlands that they maybe should have got dug
- 0:44up, I fucked up. Ain't you?
- 0:47Welcome to the party. What the fuck is this guy?
- 1:00Jack's mr. Blank.
- 1:02No. No.
- 1:03That jeep jeep blank has a face that as Nia not anymore.
- 1:08That's for me to know. And for you to find out I'll
- 1:12kill him. Well, furnished, this you give
- 1:18us information. He was going to tell us to find
- 1:20out. Yes, that's exactly what he was
- 1:23going to do. So Jeff.
- 1:26So Jeb has just passed in through the door.
- 1:29He sees this monstrosity, that was masquerading as is old
- 1:34beloved Chief and so he runs and vaults over the first couch and
- 1:41then slides, into a cover position behind.
- 1:44Behind the second couch and then Peaks up over the side and
- 1:48blasts, the little guy that was sitting on the couch that he has
- 1:52his back against down. So there's a woman Netrunner
- 1:55sitting on the sofa and you're just sort of like reaching over
- 1:59and shooting them. Yeah.
- 2:00So it's there. Sorry, GM.
- 2:03Correction. There was a Netrunner sitting on
- 2:07the couch with 17. Yes, you hit.
- 2:14It and it's a narrow electric shotgun that I was using,
- 2:18remember that audience that I got like a season and a half
- 2:22ago? This confidence.
- 2:25I'm concerned the Champs gonna do you hit this net run out with
- 2:28this electric shots and it surges through their body and
- 2:32they start to convulse. She pulls over to the ground and
- 2:39bouncing its electric rolling around lookie.
- 2:42Lookie lookie. Thank you.
- 2:45Thank you, Doctor, appreciate that.
- 2:50And that is chips. Turn apparently Mouse moves jab.
- 2:57Oh, Norman always lack to you. Still does?
- 3:04Yeah, it's kinda scary steps down from stage.
- 3:09Who the hell are you as you want to know?
- 3:14And for you to never find out, G is press someone fucking blast
- 3:17this guy and he pulls out this gun out of the side of his
- 3:22melted body, remember this? And he holds this gonna
- 3:26recognize, it's called the great granddaddy, and it's your great
- 3:32Granddad. He's only remain gun.
- 3:36You would Orman and holding on to this for a special occasion.
- 3:44Apparently wants to give it to you.
- 3:46I prefer the poetic version and he pulls the gun out and he
- 3:51tries to shoot rolling a 17. Go behind that.
- 3:55So for you, I am behind the sofa, bullet hits, the sofa and
- 3:59a huge hole and fluff. Just go, everyone makes you jump
- 4:05a little bit because it does 18 damage to that sofa.
- 4:09The cool thing about this thing shoots twice and he pointed at
- 4:15ra C pulls the trigger pulling 22 to hit, holy Shish, it turned
- 4:22on your Shield earlier. It's your shield and the
- 4:27shrapnel of it spreads over and causes its 19 damage to your
- 4:31Shield. Oh shit.
- 4:33You guys came equipped, that's always fun and then he jumps
- 4:37across the room on to a sofa in the north part of the room, puts
- 4:41his hands together. In you hear them crack
- 4:43mechanically, Let's Dance shit. Shit.
- 4:48That's the direction I was going to go shit.
- 4:52Fuck it. I'm still gonna go I'm gonna run
- 4:54for the North Door which I assume leads to the dressing
- 4:58rooms. The North Door as you're running
- 5:01towards it. You see it says bar, it's fine.
- 5:03I just put me through that door. Okay, roll athletic.
- 5:06So you don't trip up Great. I didn't rip up 18.
- 5:13Yes, your bowels through the door and get to the other side.
- 5:16As I'm closing, the door. I'm going to throw the smoke
- 5:19grenade. Nice.
- 5:21Yeah, sure. So, you jump in this room, you
- 5:23throw a smoke smoke grenade out of the door and you close it
- 5:26behind you. There's a moment.
- 5:28We are in this room. Smoke grenade goes on to the
- 5:31other side. You hear it behind the door?
- 5:34Just go. Filling the north corner of the
- 5:37room with smoke makes me up now. Norman can't see you take a
- 5:43breath and then you look to your left and there's a Westwind
- 5:46pack. Barman standing there at the
- 5:48bar. Oh, Shit.
- 5:53You're a bartender, right? Yeah, I heard gunfire.
- 5:56We you who was shooting. You heard gunfire.
- 6:01Yeah. Did too big to the bang bang.
- 6:03I heard two. Maybe three holes.
- 6:05They're watching a movie in there.
- 6:08Okay, all right. Well, roll persuasion.
- 6:14Oh, who are you? That's a yes, voice from above.
- 6:19Who are you 02:21? So I'm going to believe you
- 6:23because they do watch some weird shit in there.
- 6:25But what do you scared of the movie?
- 6:28You got in here real fast? I thought this was the bathroom
- 6:31but now that I'm here, I could really use a ginger ale.
- 6:34Okay, sure. I'll start working on.
- 6:38Ginger ale for you, I'll add myself to the initiative.
- 6:43You'll get a ginger ale at the next turn order.
- 6:47I rotate some problems right now.
- 6:49Thank you, thank you this bomb and like weirdly makes you a
- 6:55drink in the middle of this fight.
- 6:56I'm gonna I'm gonna go sit at the bar.
- 7:01It's just gunfire on the other side.
- 7:03Sounds like a good movie. Is that cowboy?
- 7:06It's my turn. Let me, I just want to roll.
- 7:08See if it makes a decent enough drink.
- 7:10Oh, it's just ginger ale, he makes you a fantastic.
- 7:20Oh, am I early cocktail? Mix you a fantastic.
- 7:25Ginger ale. It's got a little little scrape
- 7:28of ginger in it. The ice is Like glacial ice from
- 7:32this little tub underneath. He's just tried to make a really
- 7:35good job because you seem important because your roster.
- 7:37Well, persuasion, it's made you this very, very nice drink.
- 7:40Do I took you here? Oh yeah.
- 7:43Just just tap the thingy. Give him 10 of these 10.
- 7:46Oh my God, you are allergic to peanuts.
- 7:49We have payment. That's going to be the end of my
- 7:53turn. Okay?
- 8:04And that's his turn to. What a great turn we had
- 8:08together, guys. Don't worry, I got a plan.
- 8:19All right, so there's a guy on the stage at the back, the Lower
- 8:22East Side of the building, looks over the sofa and frankly, he's
- 8:27not really sure what side he's on.
- 8:30Oh, Norman usually has kicked guys.
- 8:32What do we do? There's a guy and he's not the
- 8:35normally that's not normal. You, okay, move.
- 8:39Okay, I'm Gonna Roll something to see if I can do anything
- 8:45twelve that? Okay.
- 8:47Well Because my paycheck or gas, he pulls out a very heavy pistol
- 8:54shooting and shoots at retro, of course, open and have no cover,
- 9:01right 19. He hits it and do a lot of
- 9:06damage, they're causing 10 damage to your shielding
- 9:09Fizzles. Before you.
- 9:10I'm down the to do. It's gonna has a rate of fire
- 9:14one he hides behind the sofa. He has hidden behind the sofa
- 9:18guy. Sitting next to ven Del that's a
- 9:21100 nice runs out towards the generator door and you hear him
- 9:27walk into the pole and you're not really sure what's happened
- 9:32to that guy. Yeah.
- 9:33You do know though is he's gone high voltage danger, danger
- 9:38times. The person on Fire gets up and
- 9:42they try and roll around on the ground.
- 9:46Let x 15. Yes.
- 9:49They managed to roll the fire off themselves and they get up
- 9:54next to Retro motherfucker. Whoops, my finger slipped finger
- 10:05slip. This he pulls out sword and
- 10:07tries to attack you. 16 television, oh, they hit you for
- 10:1511 damage and that goes through your Shield.
- 10:18And through your armor so you take five damage.
- 10:22Okay. Any attacks you again okra 22.
- 10:26Oh shit, elevation could not. Do I have to I do I was gonna
- 10:32say 16 not so he hits you the only role date damage so it only
- 10:38causes for damage to you and your armor overall is a bladed
- 10:43by two key. However spent too much time,
- 10:46trying to put himself out so he ends up just standing Being next
- 10:49to you. But the rest of this turn and
- 10:51it's been bills. Turn the person who ran into the
- 10:56high-voltage room with a dead or do I just not see them on the
- 11:00map anymore? No, they left the room.
- 11:02They're gone. Yeah, they entered the
- 11:03high-voltage room. Yes.
- 11:05They enter the height voltage room and the door closed.
- 11:07So you can't see them anymore so they're gone.
- 11:10They're not you don't know if they did.
- 11:12You did hear them tackle with the whole that they didn't get
- 11:15electrocuted or anything? Hmm, they rolled a one, they
- 11:18panicked and left. Okay.
- 11:21Van Del's going to do a flip over the couch, kick the
- 11:25Netrunner in the head. And then flip back over the
- 11:27couch to sit. Next to Jeb is pretty cool.
- 11:34So that means 10 plus 4 is 14, actually, the powered light.
- 11:41So this person who's just been electrocuted, it's to invade.
- 11:46The parrot late Seventeen. The first kick the Netrunner
- 11:51rolls over and then Bell. Misses they attack again.
- 11:54Yeah this might as well be fucking fucking me.
- 11:58Are you fucking fucking me know? Wowee is 11.
- 12:05It's 11:15 and then Del manages to step down as the Netrunner
- 12:13rolls again away from them. The Addicts.
- 12:17They rolled 12 is perfectly acceptable for them to jump back
- 12:20over the sofa next to Jeb. They look at Jeb, I didn't do it
- 12:24didn't work as alright was work dry.
- 12:28Don't worry I'll finish mouth. Thanks Jeff.
- 12:32And the Netrunner was just rolled over twice.
- 12:35And it just been electrocuted, gets up.
- 12:39I pull out that shotgun. And they shoot oh yeah they're
- 12:44all do. I just rolled a 1 so they try
- 12:46and shoot, Bendel through the sofa rolling a 19 but rolling
- 12:53unfortunately, not enough damage running to ones on their damage
- 12:57with only 11 5 D 6 and you doing 11 damage is pretty bad.
- 13:01It's the so for and more of the sofa explodes into the air and
- 13:06the sofa starts to crack. It's not going to last very
- 13:10long. You've got like, More of those
- 13:13and hands climbs up onto the sofa and runs towards the few
- 13:18pieces of furniture that's on the stage for cover, but doesn't
- 13:20quite manage to make it very far.
- 13:25Shit, I can't shoot for shit. I would like to use my bonus
- 13:30action to after getting stabbed twice by the person in a set on
- 13:37fire, I would like to grab the arm that they stabbed me with
- 13:43which I'm sure is burned from the fire that I yes at the
- 13:47moment is grab their arm with both hands and just and just
- 13:53pull down as hard as I. I can hopefully just shedding
- 13:56off a bunch of that skin as if it's like, you know, first
- 13:59second and third degree burn. Oh, that's nasty.
- 14:03Roll something for that also gross.
- 14:05And I know I've already given inspiration this sent this
- 14:08session, but that's grow and get gross inspiration Rose.
- 14:13That's because there were 19. Yeah.
- 14:19You pull on his arm and some of the flesh comes off on your
- 14:23hands. And I'm hoping in using that
- 14:31distraction, I can then grapple him and he's in like a human
- 14:35bodies. You sure bro, bro, like I did.
- 14:39I was 17. Nice.
- 14:40Sky is on fire, and then you just remove the skin, so we get
- 14:45minus some for that. I'm surprised they didn't go
- 14:50into shock, right? Yes.
- 14:52Well, he rolled a six on, bro. Laying a new role as 17.
- 14:56She grabbed him from behind, and you've now got this injured, man
- 15:01in a lock. Do you want to face North or
- 15:04South? I want to face North where the
- 15:09robot boy is hiding in the Smoke done.
- 15:12Do you want to do anything else? Yeah I'm gonna just move a
- 15:16little further back to like here play can find some other cover
- 15:21to hide behind if the body is destroyed.
- 15:24Sounds good. My Stern, retro then.
- 15:27Thank you. I think I will.
- 15:30I'll go for the Netrunner that ran away, and started to take
- 15:36cover. So, I'll kind of try to position
- 15:38myself. I'll move forward and try to
- 15:40position myself, so I can get a shot at them.
- 15:43Cool. And I will use iona's gun.
- 15:47So, let's, let's see if this thing is as good as they say it
- 15:51is and whoa, whoa. Holy shit.
- 15:57So you feel I own has gone in your hand and as you go to point
- 16:03it towards this Netrunner it links to your built-in
- 16:07cybernetics and you see it lock on.
- 16:09And now you see why I owner often hits their Target because
- 16:12there's a whole bit of like Tech going on with this gun.
- 16:15You also understand why it only shoots.
- 16:16Once since this process takes a second but you fire off this
- 16:19shot, really enjoying this experience.
- 16:21The UI is top-notch. Wow, got a little biotechnical
- 16:24see, In this corner. Oh, nice day.
- 16:27Iona, it doesn't know. It's you, it's doable.
- 16:30And as you're sort of enjoying this, the bullet flies through
- 16:32and you see it digitally have a trail and it hits hands.
- 16:35As they look at you, it's Max them across the front of their
- 16:3920 damage. 21, funny one but plus 10.
- 16:44That's right. Bufo doofah and the bullet jams
- 16:49into their chest pulling pieces of their armor into their chest.
- 16:53Pulling them below. Ha up Health, giving them
- 16:55another critical injury 11. And as they step down, they step
- 16:59on their own hand and their finger, one of their cybertek
- 17:03fingers cracks off. They fall to the ground, trying
- 17:10to work out what's going on, completely out of out of balance
- 17:14and they bleed all over the stage
- 17:31and that's all for me. I shot Vivi.
- 17:33Thanks. This thing is amazing.
- 17:35No, it's expensive. Yeah.
- 17:38Tell that's you're actually taking cover just there.
- 17:43On the edge of the stage. It's pretty high.
- 17:45Yeah. Waist height.
- 17:45Yeah. That makes sense.
- 17:47You get one shot with that. You could move.
- 17:48If you want to do I'll give I'll keep my myself here.
- 17:54Yeah, just so I can get a shot at that other person peers out
- 17:57from the behind the sofa. So I'll stay here.
- 18:00Okay. Well, I said, I'd finished that
- 18:04guy off. I'm going to do, I guess.
- 18:09Oh, they're still up. Yeah, they're still up and so I
- 18:13and I'm talking about this guy, the net run a Check.
- 18:17Yes, right. That's the one that I shot
- 18:19originally and then she ran away with the electric shotgun.
- 18:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Put away the electric shock.
- 18:24Gonna pull out the tube, Colt 45 1414, your first bullet, misses
- 18:33The second bullet, hits them dead on causing 17 damage,
- 18:37cutting through their artery, in their neck, and they finally
- 18:40fall to the ground. They've already bled enough and
- 18:43they died. That's right.
- 18:46Oh man, finished off they go. Doc nice.
- 18:50Well and then Jeb is going to move up and flip this table
- 18:55here, okay? It's the provides a little bit
- 18:58of covers that he can hide behind it and start taking
- 19:01potshots at this guy next. But that guy is retro.
- 19:05It's got that guy in a Chokehold.
- 19:06Yeah but he's not dead yet, right?
- 19:10Okay. And is there any is there and
- 19:12isn't there a guy like hidden in here somewhere?
- 19:14We're yeah, there's a guy in the Smoke.
- 19:16Okay, that scene, you know. If I didn't have cyber eyes and
- 19:24bunch of cybertech bullshit in this body of mine, smoke might
- 19:30be a problem. I got a slot - but I am a be
- 19:41tough motherfucker. I'm not there but talking about
- 19:46yourself like that. You hear a clicking, a little
- 19:56burst of flame noise and in the Smoke, it's a little bit of
- 20:00light that appeared. And then a ball of flame comes.
- 20:03Cascading out of the smoke towards you.
- 20:07It's ball of flame hits boob dead on and he takes it also
- 20:15explore, but I know he went below half.
- 20:18Elf anyway, has he done? Oh yeah, very much.
- 20:21So we feel we feel as a reaction to that retro who is going to
- 20:28let go of the body and dive right here.
- 20:33All right, so there's a big pole next to you and you jump behind
- 20:37it. The body of this guy falls down
- 20:41crackles with fire as he groans in agony and dies on the ground.
- 20:52Actually feel a little bad guy. That's the second time they've
- 20:54caught on fire today. Night City.
- 21:08You look at a map of North America somewhere on the western
- 21:11edge. You'd see an Inky black dot with
- 21:13fingers, pressing into the side of the continent.
- 21:15That's where you find night City and somewhere in the middle of
- 21:19that. Inky black dot is a giant
- 21:21smoking hole, like the universe itself, Drew iron and shot
- 21:24straight through the city, radiation turn the sky red, but
- 21:29our story starts a little further, south In a dive bar,
- 21:33the shortstop Welcome to Night City and welcome to cyberpunk
- 21:38edge of Extinction. It's sided dice presents,
- 21:43cyberpunk edge of Extinction, a cyberpunk, red, actual play.
- 21:46Watch now at youtube.com slash at infinite, sided dice.
- 21:51Catch you later, Chairman's. So what's that door behind you
- 22:12all that? Yeah, I'll let that's to the
- 22:14back patio. There's a door to the dressing
- 22:18room, so the people who perform in can come out and have a
- 22:20cigarette machine, but they sell cigarettes.
- 22:23And do you mind if business, if I Go have a smoke.
- 22:28Oh, oh yeah, sure. I mean you tip me real well and
- 22:32you seem real nice. So yeah, you know, I think
- 22:37service is golden. So sure.
- 22:39I'm you have to climb under the think, we don't.
- 22:41Normally let people back there because you can smoke inside.
- 22:45But, you know, I don't want to some smoking in front of the
- 22:48gas, so we smoke out there. No worries.
- 22:50You kind of person isn't like smoking inside?
- 22:52Oh, no, that's disgusting. No, I agree.
- 22:55That's why. Does it smell like smoke in
- 22:56here? Oh, unlock the little flippy,
- 22:59bit of the bar. Did you not know that this
- 23:02flipped open? Are you don't have to crawl
- 23:03under it every time? Oh, God damn it.
- 23:07Like how I look like that's okay.
- 23:12At least a cute face and I put it back down.
- 23:16Walk out that door under the patio.
- 23:21But then you walk out onto the patio and out there is a vending
- 23:24machine and in front of you, is a Or that says dressing rooms
- 23:28with a little electronic lock next to it, to your left is a
- 23:31gate with also a padlock on it, a manual lock.
- 23:36And there's cigarette butts all over the ground.
- 23:38What's beyond the gate? the theme park, I'm going to
- 23:46Make a quick exit and I'm going to try to lock pick the padlock
- 23:50with my nail file. Cool.
- 23:52Do it. Did you do to do dude?
- 24:00I'm gonna call this personal grooming because I'm using a
- 24:03nail file anytime. I love you anything.
- 24:09It's I'm gonna stab this man with the nail file for some
- 24:17grooming. That's an 18.
- 24:20Yes, the lock is fairly generic and after a little bit of work,
- 24:24you managed to work it in. However, because you did not
- 24:26roll over 20, you have bent your nail file but that's probably
- 24:32all of my time. That's all you can do.
- 24:34But you've managed to unlock a quick exit for everyone, which
- 24:38is pretty good. The vomit sticks, his head out
- 24:41of the back door, did you? Need a, did you need money for
- 24:45the vending machine? Do you have kids but I can give
- 24:47you cash a thank you. I have plenty of money.
- 24:52Okay. Well you not when you want to
- 24:54come back in because I gotta hit the Go Button.
- 24:56Okay, thank you. You got it.
- 24:59Hey, close the door. Meanwhile, back in the
- 25:04auditorium, the guy who was behind the sofa on the court, in
- 25:08the corner, on the stage, looks over the sofa at the dead
- 25:12Netrunner. Oh my God, what you kill that
- 25:17means I should shoot you. He points his gun at Vivi and
- 25:22pulls the trigger. 14. Missing with his only bullet.
- 25:31It clinks off the edge of the stage and flies into the wall.
- 25:36This place is fucked and he slides back behind the sofa.
- 25:40Not his lucky day. Move is dead and it's been
- 25:44Delta. Oh God.
- 25:48When does how he's hidden behind?
- 25:50The sofa? Grenade grenade.
- 25:55I don't have any grenades has been Del happening.
- 25:58No, we're doing through this and L didn't have any grenades.
- 26:02Hey, Wendell, why don't you just throw this at them?
- 26:06And I pull out this grenade. This armor piercing grenade that
- 26:11I got from the game that I won earlier on the pacing.
- 26:16Yeah, I'm gonna take that from you.
- 26:18I don't have the boy. I almost like, get ready to toss
- 26:23it. I'm like, oh, it's coming out.
- 26:24Good idea. Don't throw the grenade, I'll
- 26:28just take it. I'll use my movement, who got my
- 26:31bonus action to take it, and now, I'm going to throw it at
- 26:33guy behind the sofa. You can't decide who to shoot
- 26:36at. Boom.
- 26:38Uh-oh, Roll. Another d-10 exploding.
- 26:42That is, what's this shoulder arms to shoulders to Arms.
- 26:51Technically, true 88. Well, that's a twenty.
- 26:58Great that hits 19. There's this huge explosion.
- 27:04You hear this guy go. Oh God damn it.
- 27:06And the grenade explodes at the feet of this guy behind sofa.
- 27:11It flies across the stage to the catching the rug in the middle
- 27:15of the stage and revealing a hatch right there in the center
- 27:20of the stage that guy now has no cover.
- 27:24Let's get outta here. Sofa go.
- 27:27That would that went well hmm it did.
- 27:30That was good. I did.
- 27:32Well I think so. Of course.
- 27:36I'll finish them off. Sounds good.
- 27:41Look, doc mean, you let's just finish all of these guys off.
- 27:46Yeah, wait. How about we kill the, as the
- 27:57sofa left, they had their hand on it and the sofa wrenched
- 28:00their arm and their arm cracks, they break their arm.
- 28:11It's about to get worse. Oh no.
- 28:16Okay, retro definitely post it up behind this pillar.
- 28:21It's gonna pull out their assault rifle.
- 28:24XCOM should be to just, you know, start to load it up,
- 28:29checking behind the pillar. Hey robot.
- 28:32If I give you some clothes of boots and mu and a motorcycle,
- 28:37will you just fucking Hoff a motor so tense.
- 28:42I can't let you live. Now, I hope you weren't meeting
- 28:47by motorcycle their retro, no one.
- 28:51Can't leave. Yeah, hold on.
- 28:55I'm about to be on his side if you were trying to give away my
- 28:57motorcycle retro. All right.
- 29:01Just gonna remind you. This was your choice dickweed
- 29:05and then I'll be talking to me earlier and shoot and shoot
- 29:09blank with my assault rifle. He's in Smoke.
- 29:16Hmm, tell the end of this tab. How can you see him?
- 29:21I'm taking a guesstimated shot. Okay.
- 29:26You know what? I am.
- 29:28I'm going to flip it onto auto-fire so maybe it will be
- 29:31something. We'll head.
- 29:33Okay, re roundshot verse go 19. Okay, sure.
- 29:42Let's say the DV of hitting someone in smokers, kind of
- 29:44professional Act. It's about 17 you've beaten it
- 29:47by 2, which means we multiply the damage by the amount, you
- 29:51beat the DV your target up to a maximum denoted by the weapons
- 29:55auto-fire. So for this case is 20, you hear
- 30:00your bullets, hit metal in the smoke, and this guy in the Smoke
- 30:10takes a little bit of damage and you can hear bits of his body
- 30:15and serve Those move without errors.
- 30:25Now I wasn't really gonna give it to him.
- 30:27He it's don't joke about that. All right, I will once again go
- 30:35and try to hit well, I'll get this guy.
- 30:38Yeah, no longer has a couch for cover, all right?
- 30:41Yeah sure. Funnel Team 8, right?
- 30:45Yeah, I know it. You lock onto this guy who's
- 30:48paying way too much attention to the fact that he's broken his
- 30:50arm by holding on to a sofa. Oh shit.
- 30:53You're 15 damage so you can blow a hole through his chest and he
- 30:59looks down and gold. But where am I?
- 31:04I almost feel bad about that blew a hole through his heart
- 31:07and he drops to the ground. So, sad and bleeds everywhere.
- 31:12Well, that one's Taken care of Nice Shot.
- 31:15Thanks thumbs up, thumbs up. So we've got, we've got this
- 31:22guy's dead, this guy's dead. We've got this guy over here.
- 31:25Who is he's dead? This guy's also did, is that?
- 31:29Yes, we just have the guy in the Smoke.
- 31:31Yeah, Heap Heap out. He got hit twice by a lot of
- 31:33fire. That guy is dead, DED Dead.
- 31:37All right you son of a bitch. Hey, T800 motherfucker, would
- 31:42you? Dude chief.
- 31:45He had his you Susan connections and I me actually steps out of
- 31:50the smoke it's bang. Bang XCX nice, ain't 1326 and
- 32:0223. You hit him 26.
- 32:06And 23 causing 7 damage. The first bullet bounces right
- 32:11off his arm. Okay.
- 32:15The second bullet. However, does cause some damn
- 32:18it. Where's the chief?
- 32:23Listen. I ain't gonna ask again.
- 32:25You're never gonna find out if I'm now.
- 32:28Jim can we? Can we murder this motherfucker?
- 32:33Yes, I think that's the point. Yeah, I hate you too.
- 32:44I love this gun so much. And I'm glad I finally get to
- 32:50use it on someone who doesn't deserve it.
- 32:53He pulls the trigger and shoots at you 18 hitting you, 411
- 32:57damage Levin. And then, he switches over to
- 33:04his other hand spins it around that moved.
- 33:07You went to that you and shoots again hitting you again for 14
- 33:11damage. The last of the fire on his
- 33:15body, finally goes out and there before you is just a big metal
- 33:19skeleton. The compartments carrying quite
- 33:23a few words. Oh good.
- 33:26I understand. I give you a little patch, it
- 33:28up. I got, you Philip.
- 33:32I need your help. Yeah.
- 33:35Hi, how are you connections? Bird.
- 33:37Where are you? Um, I'm in the Badlands.
- 33:41Okay, I'm going to switch over to say.
- 33:43Boy, this might make things harder hold on, is that good?
- 33:50Not really? But okay, I need you two to get
- 33:55this pin pad on locked. I can't do it myself.
- 34:02Okay, well, if you plug your and you plug your app your tile into
- 34:05it. You see the port on the bottom?
- 34:07I do. I do here.
- 34:08Here you go. And then I should be able to do
- 34:10a hat. Thank God.
- 34:13I have to pull up a third fucking sheet.
- 34:17You're the one who asked for it. We're heck 16.
- 34:27Yes, the little panel that's actually the DB a little panel
- 34:32has a little readout Philips face appears on it and you see
- 34:34him hit the password violent and it break.
- 34:42Thank you. so much and I just hang up anyone in here and you
- 34:51discover this backstage area, There's so many fucking doors in
- 34:57this place. You found your way back stage.
- 35:03And in this little Corridor, there are two boxes to vending
- 35:06machines and two doors. One of them is labeled Norman.
- 35:10The other one is labeled brick and it's friend elster.
- 35:15Yeah, let's do a window. You got it, bro.
- 35:21That was very broadly. God fendall, and else going to
- 35:26shoot, they're very heavy pistol at not Norman Norman, not even.
- 35:34I'm going to shoot, not Norman Norman.
- 35:37Been my very heavy pistol. What the fuck is happening to
- 35:42bend down? Oh no, vendela.
- 35:45Oh no, I wrote a crit. Fail, 15.
- 35:48No. - did I just miss? That wasn't bad.
- 35:51This issue twice, very happy. So now it doesn't shoot twice.
- 35:55Shit. I'm not doing well.
- 35:57Everyone, May hide back behind the sir.
- 35:59That's same Curtis. Last is love first.
- 36:11I'm gonna take another shot with with my, with my weapon.
- 36:15I think closer now they are closer now.
- 36:18Yes, then I have to switch to to the shotgun because as a better
- 36:23TV, to pull out your shotgun, mmm and I'm a feedom, some
- 36:30Palace, I got like a butt shot, a buncha, uh, shot.
- 36:37Misses wildly as your bullets actually clip.
- 36:41The pillar in front of you and bits of the concrete fly across
- 36:44the floor. Oops.
- 36:46Whoops, my bad, my bad retro. Butterfingers that's dangerous.
- 36:50You could hit someone didn't mean, I didn't mean it.
- 36:53I got it. I got it like this, 118.
- 36:57Yes, you hit them Square closing, 19 damage with that
- 37:01explode. Who 6 is yes.
- 37:03Yes. Oh hell yeah.
- 37:05Now they Road collapsed lungs. We Roll again because their
- 37:08robot. They don't read spinal injury.
- 37:13That's way cooler for a rope. The lower abdomen of this
- 37:17skeleton is fairly exposed and your shotgun blast hits right in
- 37:21the middle of the spinal cord and it cracks in half and he
- 37:24falls to the ground. His legs removed from his body.
- 37:28Now dragged from his front side, corpse Nothing Stops me.
- 37:32This pushes up on his two hands. Terminators out a gun.
- 37:36Now, just standing on one arm off the ground while hanging his
- 37:41useless legs from his body. It's okay, I got this.
- 37:45Guys, the Terminator. You do anything out.
- 37:50Do you hide behind this pillar more?
- 37:52Yeah, I'm gonna crawl as much as I can.
- 37:54So that way, the pillar is directly between the inch inch
- 38:01inch. I'm going to move a little bit
- 38:03forward. Jeb I know you're not looking
- 38:05great. Just hold on for a minute.
- 38:08I'm going to finish this guy off.
- 38:09Yeah. Like struggling.
- 38:16And I can just as the medic walk past him and, you know, I almost
- 38:23got his really, really cool. So I'm going to shoot again and
- 38:27try to try to kill this. This guy.
- 38:32That's 16. Yes, not so fond of the db-15.
- 38:36It was you cause 16 damage to this guy?
- 38:40It's Beaumont is being proposed machine. 17th.
- 38:44By the way, Oh yes. What is it?
- 38:46Mine damage. You are correct.
- 38:48Your course, 17 damage to this guy.
- 38:51Could You Tube to to still going?
- 38:53Yeah it doesn't look good. I'm telling you there is there
- 38:58is very little health I'm being honest with the HP here is so
- 39:01small. I thought I would be the one
- 39:07Jeb. It's all up to you about to the
- 39:08ground again and he flicks it back up.
- 39:11Jeb. It's your turn.
- 39:14All right, and Jeb kind of like, he's like bleeding all over the
- 39:18place at this point and he like, shuffles his way around the, the
- 39:23table that he had turned up earlier, like puts away his
- 39:28Colt, 45 and takes out the the big Arrow shotgun Arrow,
- 39:35electric shotgun walks up and just places it right onto his
- 39:41the his metallic. His Is places it onto his
- 39:45metallic forehead, just goes, just tell me where the chief is.
- 39:52I'm telling you. Nothing motherfucker.
- 39:54Yeah. 15. Yeah.
- 39:59And you hit him in the head and his eyes glaze over white.
- 40:03He falls to the ground. You know, my own.
- 40:17Just wanted to know where the chief was.
- 40:20I think you terminated his programming.
- 40:33The robot great. I'm just exploring right now.
- 40:37The bartender is still alive. How do we kill him?
- 40:42No, makes a great drink. Oh, that's quite the fight.
- 40:48Sugar-free drink. Next time, I know latest.
- 41:07Look around. Maybe see if I can find
- 41:09anything. Yeah, let's check the bodies.
- 41:11Hey, Rachel. Remember that freaky?
- 41:13I looking hieroglyph looking thing from before I'm gonna go
- 41:17and I'm gonna take a sit down but usually that's a sign of
- 41:19some sort of anxiety is everything.
- 41:21Okay? Things are okay right now.
- 41:23Rubbing can I get you back here? Here at the bar.
- 41:28Do you talk to the bartender? He's quite delightful.
- 41:31You didn't see this and Jeb walks over and gives like a
- 41:34Tong. Tong Tong.
- 41:35Oh yeah, sure. I'll have a crack at it.
- 41:36I'm gonna need everyone except for Vivi to clear the room
- 41:38because we're causing hysteria and so please leave the room.
- 41:43I think that would be wise, I'm out.
- 41:45It's okay. We don't have to ask any more
- 41:47questions. We just need to get you out of
- 41:49here and somewhere safe where you guys from down there.
- 41:52Nothing none of your beeswax. I would bet that the real truth
- 41:55blank. It was being held captive by
- 41:57this. This robot Abomination and is
- 41:59being held right behind that door.
- 42:37I'm we will return to the West Wind pack the secrets in the
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