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Happy Turkey Day! - 11.23.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all ball
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  Speaker 1: Good at Steve hardy guy listening to me to each
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  Speaker 1: other for Steve barn Moby, why don't you join yeah
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  Speaker 1: by joining me? Honey, say, got to use that turn,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you go run. You gotta turn to turn turnby,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn, turn to go. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now what it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show today. I wanted to give you something that
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  Speaker 1: I've been learning more and more um lately. Um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a huge fan of the book The Secret.
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  Speaker 1: But I did myself a favor because I know I
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  Speaker 1: learned better this way. I learned better about hearing, and
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  Speaker 1: so I downloaded The Secret onto my iPhone. So I
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  Speaker 1: got the audio book and man on, man on man,
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  Speaker 1: What a smart move that really was for me, because
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  Speaker 1: I know how I learned. You know, I do very
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  Speaker 1: well with visual when I can see what it is
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  Speaker 1: that I'm after how to do something, I do it better,
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  Speaker 1: and when I'm listening, I just I learned better like that.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had known that about myself in college
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, where I didn't do so well.
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  Speaker 1: If I could have learned that that's the way I learned,
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  Speaker 1: I would have used more tools to help me. But um,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's just say I figured it out, and so
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful for that. And I was listening to the
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  Speaker 1: audio portion of this book, and I've been learning so
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  Speaker 1: much more. I've rephrased a lot of it to fit
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  Speaker 1: how I think and more of how I talk. And
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to share that with you this morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it might help you out a great deal. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the things that my mother had always taught me,
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  Speaker 1: and because it's a spiritual thing with my mother's it's
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  Speaker 1: a biblical reference to my mother. And the book The
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  Speaker 1: Secret grabbed that principle and uses it very well, and
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  Speaker 1: it's gratitude. I want to run this by you every
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  Speaker 1: every day, you know what I started doing. I started
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  Speaker 1: spending my every waking moment being thankful, showing gratitude, and
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  Speaker 1: the book it says to put that out there in
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  Speaker 1: the universe. But if you're waking up and you're saying
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  Speaker 1: thank you, I mean who you're saying thank you too?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's let's let's be real here that that
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  Speaker 1: universe was created by God. That is my belief. That's
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  Speaker 1: the majority of people's belief that I know. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: knocking you. If you don't believe that, do you let
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  Speaker 1: me know how they work out for you, though. But so,
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  Speaker 1: my thank you is to my heavenly Father, as is
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  Speaker 1: a lot of yours. But here's the here's the here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. I started saying thank you from the time
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  Speaker 1: I wake up, until I go in the bathroom, until
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  Speaker 1: I shower, till I dress, until I get in my van,
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  Speaker 1: until I get to work, while I'm on the elevator,
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  Speaker 1: until I sit down and crack the mic. Now, somebody,
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  Speaker 1: somebody might said, man, that's a lot of time. No,
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  Speaker 1: not hold up, man, hold hold up, it's really not.
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  Speaker 1: Because what it does for you, it does more for
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  Speaker 1: you than for anyone else. This is about you showing
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  Speaker 1: gratitude and being grateful. It's for you. And let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what it does. When I started doing this, man,
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  Speaker 1: it started changing my day. It started changing my attitude
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  Speaker 1: towards the day, so when the difficulties of the day began,
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  Speaker 1: they were nothing to me because I was so filled
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  Speaker 1: with gratitude. I'm talking about continuous thanks for all things.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot run out of things to be grateful for,
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  Speaker 1: not if you fine tune your gratitude, not if you
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  Speaker 1: do it in a way where you're being very specific
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  Speaker 1: about what you're grateful for. When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you're grateful for waking up, when you're grateful for the
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  Speaker 1: ability to move today, when you are grateful for the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you have solid thoughts right now, that you
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  Speaker 1: are in your right mind. When you start thanking him
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  Speaker 1: for the acceability that you feel in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: the stiffness and as it wears off as you start
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  Speaker 1: moving around, that's another reason to be grateful that you
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  Speaker 1: have a shower to take, that there are many people
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  Speaker 1: who don't have a place to shower, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you're brushing your teeth, the fact that you have somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to go, the fact that your job may not be
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  Speaker 1: ideally the job you want, but you have a job
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  Speaker 1: to go to, that you have a measure of health,
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  Speaker 1: that you have a place to go, and get a
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  Speaker 1: cool drink of water to start your day, or you
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  Speaker 1: can make a cup of coffee, or the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you can grab yourself a yogurt on the way out
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  Speaker 1: the door. And the fact that you have a way
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  Speaker 1: to get to work, whether it's on the subway, the bus,
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  Speaker 1: the cab, or you have the wherewithal to walk to
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  Speaker 1: work or you driving to work, and whatever kind of
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  Speaker 1: card is that you have a place to be to
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  Speaker 1: provide when you start really fine tuning your gratitude, it
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  Speaker 1: is amazing, man. And what it does is it puts
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  Speaker 1: you in a state of mind that is so uplifting
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  Speaker 1: to you that it is the perfect way to start
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  Speaker 1: your day. I'll think, I'm clowning what you here. I
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  Speaker 1: am not. Try it. Try it. You are what you think.
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  Speaker 1: So you start the day off as this grateful creature,
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  Speaker 1: this grateful person, this grateful soul. You start your day
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  Speaker 1: off as grateful man on man on man. How good
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  Speaker 1: is that? And it just spirals throughout your day and
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  Speaker 1: it puts you in a great mood. My mood has
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  Speaker 1: totally changed. I'm not a bad mood person anyway, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, when my day started getting heavy, man, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it gets on me, man, because I mean, I'm from
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  Speaker 1: the time I wake up till I go home at night.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine having somebody move you around all day?
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  Speaker 1: What it would feel like to have somebody making you
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  Speaker 1: accountable for every single moment of your day. The moment
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  Speaker 1: you stop to take a breath, somebody finds that as
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity to spend a moment with you because to them,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a minute, But they don't know all the
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  Speaker 1: minutes that's occupied in your day. Imagine that. So I
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  Speaker 1: try to steal some minutes here, steal some minutes there.
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  Speaker 1: But now, man, it don't jump on me that way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I look, I gotta take
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  Speaker 1: some time to myself throughout the day. So as soon
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  Speaker 1: as I get off the air, I take a twenty
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  Speaker 1: minute break before I go to my brief and to
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  Speaker 1: start my talk show. Uh you say, twenty minutes ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't. But it's all I got and I use
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  Speaker 1: it to shut myself down, meditate, have a quiet moment,
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  Speaker 1: become even more thankful. But I'm grateful for that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: grateful for everything, because man, I have a show too
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  Speaker 1: that keeps me busy. I have a radio show that
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  Speaker 1: keeps me busy. I got another TV. I'm just grateful
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  Speaker 1: for all of it. Man. And what happens is, let
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  Speaker 1: me let me share this with you. It changes your
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  Speaker 1: focus because now your focus is not on what you
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  Speaker 1: don't have. Your focus is on what you do have.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that amazing turnaround in your life? If
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  Speaker 1: you can make that when folks, when you change that
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  Speaker 1: focus through gratitude, you then open up the pathways for
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  Speaker 1: more stuff to come to you. A lot of us
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  Speaker 1: are blocking our blessings today because we ain't grateful for
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  Speaker 1: the ones we have. See, we're so busy, we're so
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  Speaker 1: busy telling God and putting out in the universe what
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  Speaker 1: we don't have, what we ain't got, that we no
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  Speaker 1: longer are receptive to things that we could have. You
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  Speaker 1: have now blocked all your blessings from coming because your
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  Speaker 1: focus is not on the come, it's to what you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got. So how can more blessings come your way?
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  Speaker 1: How can more good things come your way? How can
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  Speaker 1: positive things start happening to you? If your focus is
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  Speaker 1: on the negative things, if your focus is on the
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  Speaker 1: things that you don't have, if your focus is on
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  Speaker 1: what you're acting instead of what the abundance that you
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  Speaker 1: have and what you expect more of. If you change
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  Speaker 1: your gratitude, you change your attitude and it changes your altitude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: use your gratitude to change your attitude, which then affects
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  Speaker 1: your altitude. Do you feel me now? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't that a good thing? I've had to rework it
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  Speaker 1: through the way I say it, But man, that's been
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  Speaker 1: so helpful for me every day. Start your data way.
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  Speaker 1: Just try try it starting now, or you want to
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  Speaker 1: get a fresh start during tomorrow morning. But watch what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you. Okay, it's going to amazingly revolutionize the
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  Speaker 1: way you face your day. Hey, thanks for spending your
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: show Ladies, boys and girls. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harday Morning Show. If it sounds weird, it's because it's
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  Speaker 1: about to get weirder. We are here today to entertain,
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  Speaker 1: but mostly trip you out, ladies and gentlemen. In the
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  Speaker 1: words of a celestial being from the hood, this is
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  Speaker 1: Dell moan and show fistic shar. You got them. You
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  Speaker 1: got the relatives that's old but still used to. You know,
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  Speaker 1: these women's just be walking around here. There is no
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  Speaker 1: z or women. These women's children's yes, these children's people.
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  Speaker 1: I have aunt New Orleans today, everything everything, she says, Collins,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Hey? Back? Hey did detoxes? Old? I'm
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  Speaker 1: having call. We're to slice up pound katy. Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at some grapes in a bowl. I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: coffee Wickrey I wanted, Yeah, I want it all back
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  Speaker 1: in the moment, gradual Now, man, my doctor is still
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  Speaker 1: hire dog. I'm really I'm really focusing on my health
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  Speaker 1: because I've made a conscious decision that God gives us
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  Speaker 1: two incredibly valuable commodities, time and health. They're the two
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  Speaker 1: most important things in your life. If you're out of
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  Speaker 1: either one of those, you are in a world of trouble.
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  Speaker 1: You know. On one of my posts the other day,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, good morning, y'all. Just guys, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. I did a post exercise at one
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  Speaker 1: time a woman said, you could, why are you exercising
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  Speaker 1: so much? What you're trying to tell us? When God
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  Speaker 1: called you home? It's your time. I don't care how
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  Speaker 1: much you exercise. And sixty is not the new forty
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  Speaker 1: sixty is sixty. I went you ain't got to get
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  Speaker 1: to get to God fat. Somebody already owned six sixty.
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  Speaker 1: And when God called you home, don't care about you
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  Speaker 1: working out. I went wild. So your quality of time
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  Speaker 1: here can be better if you're in shape. Now when
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  Speaker 1: you're gone, you're gone. But wouldn't you like for the
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  Speaker 1: time spent here to be will spent y'all haven't told
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  Speaker 1: my family if I ever need require why wiping? Just
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  Speaker 1: gonna put that plub because nobody watching that that I
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  Speaker 1: don't want. I'm not gonna wipe. Madre asked me one time,
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  Speaker 1: she said, baby, we got old, would you wash me? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I wash you? But now wiping, we're gonnead high. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I babe you now I ain't got a problem. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and wiping. Bring somebody, Yeah, we got to bring somebody
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  Speaker 1: coming up. It's Junior's turn with truth be told. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it is time for Junior's truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. Yeah, yeah, all right, Shirley, thanksgivings that we
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  Speaker 1: have discussed all the things we discussed. When people need
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  Speaker 1: to brain food, Yeah, what time dinner start coming. We've
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  Speaker 1: discussed all that. One thing we have not discussed the
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  Speaker 1: one thing when your ass need to leave again. We
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  Speaker 1: have that now people people don't know when to leave.
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  Speaker 1: This time you need to leave. There are statements that
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  Speaker 1: will be made you need to adhere to and understand, like,
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  Speaker 1: well that's it. So when you hear that, start getting
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  Speaker 1: your keys in your hand. You hear some Jane something,
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go. You can't spend all the head.
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  Speaker 1: They have started to treat it like a restaurant. How
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  Speaker 1: long you staying there? You sit down to two by
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  Speaker 1: three thirty, same way about I would already have because
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear about the game. You ain't come up
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  Speaker 1: here for the game. You came to eat. If you full,
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  Speaker 1: if I see you kick off of shot, your ass
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  Speaker 1: got to go. Let me. Yeah, don't. You ain't staying
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  Speaker 1: here all day? Now. My mama tied, she didn't cook
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  Speaker 1: that thing and she fit that by what else can
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  Speaker 1: we talk about? We discussed everything. We know Walter got
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  Speaker 1: out of jail. We know had it, had a hard transplant,
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  Speaker 1: we know yeah, we know, we know Mail had another baby.
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  Speaker 1: We got all this after we cover they're still having kids.
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  Speaker 1: Mail well still have kids. When your your name mailbyl
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  Speaker 1: you probably you probably you probably through haven't been anybody
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  Speaker 1: that name mailbl They too have the what is the
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  Speaker 1: name ha to deal with and Steve got a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do with your age. Your name is Agnes, you
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  Speaker 1: probably didn't hand you. You probably got your grave. But
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  Speaker 1: we had covered everything we can talk about. We know,
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  Speaker 1: we know Junior went back into rehab. We got that.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is covered. Let's just go ahead and go home.
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  Speaker 1: We just need you to go home. She's through heaven.
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  Speaker 1: It's fatris, said Beatrice. Beatrice beat O data, it's not
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  Speaker 1: having it. That's when he got out of that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving you the names where I can assure you if
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  Speaker 1: this is your name, you are at an age where
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  Speaker 1: you are beyond child bearing years. So Journals Journal is
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  Speaker 1: through having baby. When you want another one, go ahead. Henrietta, Henrietta,
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  Speaker 1: she through having kids, Henrietta to distance. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, Gwen, because she got a fifty two year
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  Speaker 1: old names see his names. Once you have an old name,
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  Speaker 1: you can quit having babies. If your name is Barbara,
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  Speaker 1: you probably through have been kids. I'm just saying, there
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody named Bob we're still having kids, not Bob,
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  Speaker 1: have a kids, hadn't have been through having kids, Betty done, Gladys. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right up there with Agnes. Yeah, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: who who Jackie Eels, I'll tell you that. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We can't always over there. We can't kids. All right?
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  Speaker 1: What's that you went there? Carla already said Shirley, Betty, Shirley, Mary,
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie all of that. Last night, I ain't even sleep
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  Speaker 1: in the beds Esther, Steve, you forgot about Esther? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because Rod slept with us last night. I took my shower. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was tired and hid because I fell asleep in
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  Speaker 1: my office. So I went up stairs. I took a shower,
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  Speaker 1: came into the bedroom. Out of my bathroom, put my
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  Speaker 1: light on on my little phone, rose in the bed.
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  Speaker 1: I just turned around without stand. I'm not fit to
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  Speaker 1: do this. I'm not gonna have her set her damn
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  Speaker 1: heell in my eyes about Winton, Stephen Winton was a
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  Speaker 1: little man. The kids, man, they just they sleep bad. Kid.
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  Speaker 1: I just gotta where to go. I gotta go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't here sleeping bad on your side. Let out
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  Speaker 1: the damn bad Noah in his bead. Why you got
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  Speaker 1: to sleep in there, sleep with nothing? Okay, well Papa
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  Speaker 1: don't sleep with you. But it hurt it though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Papa want yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Papa want to get a little pe and e in time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that to you is a little something else to meet him, Steve, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: can we tell you about Junior? Though? We forgot to
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  Speaker 1: talk about this at the J spot on Taco Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: We forgot to tell you. Yes, yes, yes, he did thing. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean Steve, you would have been so proud of him.
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  Speaker 1: He it was packed, first of all, thanks to everyone
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  Speaker 1: who came out. He Junior was so fly. He looked good.
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  Speaker 1: He little apart, exactly the Steve would have been to
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  Speaker 1: He went to work, Steve, He did, he was to work. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he was very good. He told me he was funny. Everything,
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  Speaker 1: everything was funny. You would have wanted him to be. So.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say congratulating when you go down
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  Speaker 1: him and I know it is yeah real black. What's
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  Speaker 1: his taco? The taco good too? Yeah? The tacos Like
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  Speaker 1: I told you, the tacos are good taco to Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but what's his boot and Monica. Yeah, yeah, Monica was
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you so, y'all really all a quick
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  Speaker 1: fool and round? Oh you're Monica Man mine crazy? N No,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, okay, every right, there you sit. My
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  Speaker 1: little men love Crazy coming up next, Nephew, Timmy's run
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  Speaker 1: that I just thought it were the outburst? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: go too farwesome. I'm trying to reach Veronica. Hi, ronic,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing. My name is Philip. I'm from CORP.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing. I'm good? Thank you? How can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? Today? You were with the company here, um
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  Speaker 1: uh see you just left about what six months ago?
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  Speaker 1: That's correct? Okay, and you left with a severance. I'm
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's right. I'm sorry, Philip. My name is Philip. Philip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to
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  Speaker 1: reach out to you. Now you you own your own
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  Speaker 1: travel agency, now that's correct. Okay. Um, Now you actually
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  Speaker 1: left with the severance when you when you left the
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  Speaker 1: company at the right, that's right, okay. And how long
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  Speaker 1: were you actually with? Uh? I was there eight years?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry whom things again? My name is Philip. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with security and what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we got we have you. You you started this business? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Did you started before you left? Philip? I started this
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  Speaker 1: stigments after I left there. You started it after you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: left there? That's correct? One month? Okay. So the reason
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: why I'm giving you a call and I've been you know,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies. And
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: this office. Let me let me get this right. You
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: are calling my place of business asking me if I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: have used paper clips and paper. I have customers in
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: my establishment right now. I can't talk to you about this, okay, ma'am. Listen.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm sorry for calling your place to business,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: but I want to say this. We're after the point
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: of actually picking you up behind items that have been
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: taken from the company, So I wanted to call and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: see if we could get it taken care of over
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the phone. Now you gotta go, then I'm gonna have
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to actually come out to your business. And that's something
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that I'm trying not to do. You know what, hold
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: hold on? What that? If you hold that one? Who
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: is this on my phone talking about from damn paper clips?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I have been gone from there for six months and
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you calling me now about some paper and someone paper clips? Man,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: we're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You'm gonna
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: tell you what you can do. I have been out
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: of that company for six months. I worked for y'all
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: for eight years, and you won't let me go. I
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: didn't take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever used
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: any paper or any paper clips outside of Have you
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: done that? Of course? I used paper every day I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: run a business. Okay, But you're using our paper for
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: your own personal business, your travel agent or whatever it
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: is that you have. You're using office supplies. That right
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: there is against the law. No, I will go and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: buy you some damn paper clips. Okay, Well we don't
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: want paper clips, man. Now we've given you a severance play,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and for my understanding, it's been a substantial amount. And
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: right now it's gonna be filing charges and taking you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: to court over these paper clips and paper I'm gonna
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: tell you what you can do with that five thousand
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: paper clips, paper clip them together and hang you out
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: for by you. I didn't steal the damn paper clips.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call me six months lay to talk about
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: some paper and paper clips? Ma'am. I don't want to
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: go back up, fill up. I'm sorry, this is some fillip.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: So are you wanting to return all the merchandise because
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: it looks like I didn't take no merchandise. I don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: have to steal nothing from y'all. I work for you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: for eight years, somebody for eight years. You stole paper,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: paper clips, You stole all the supplies, scissors, masking tape.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You have taken markers, pens. We got it down to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: know what video takes you got pillip. I ain't steal
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: nothing from y'all. I was employee of the year. You
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: won't gave me at Severn packies. How dare you call
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: me six months later? You can take tim paper clips
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and shove them up you're behind. Excuse me? Are we
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: done here? No, we're not done here. So take your
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: any your tape, and your paper clips and your scissors,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and you know what to do with them. No, no,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I don't, Ma'm no. Listen. What we're gonna have to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: do is you're gonna get served right there at your
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: travel agency. Where are you locating? We're missing over five
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: thousand paper clips and we need those. Now, what what's
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: clips to you. How about that? So you are you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: are guilty of using the paper aren't you? We all
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: used paper Fillips, I don't feel which means guess what.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: It's against the law, which means you have your law something.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And you got pens in your car? Fillip that corporation,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I bet you do. But I work for the company.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying uprun a business, so you're stealing too. Give
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: me your voice? Is number? You calling my damn phone
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: talking about some pens and paper clips? Here? Wash your mine?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta what you do? Thinking so many pens
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and so many aper clips, so I was run business.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Don't call my phone within I'm talking about. I'm gonna
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: play this to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to get the problem. Taking care about
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the phone. Bring the police and you come with them.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Come get it. I got something for you when you
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: get here and bring them. You're calling me about some
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: paper and paper clips. I've been going from there for
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: six months. Damn you have stolen paper clips from the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: company and we want our paper clips back. Bring your
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: over here. You want to get more damn paper clips,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna call my man so he can kick
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: your over here if you want to. You want to address,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you want to address to up. Come on, I'm a professional,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: from my customers and get it with about some pens
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and papers and paper cups because you stole over five
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: thousand paper your faith and you also you better be
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: ready because you're stolen some stuff for Tommy and he's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: been over here about it too. Wait a minute, Tommy says,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you're stole a bunch of stuff I don't know, nobody made.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Don't You don't know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You don't know him? What's your I said?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Do you know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: girlfriend door the you got me to pray phone called you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick I'm going to get her right now,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: comes down. You made me step in the back room
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby, what
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: is the badest, I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Just doing my duty,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: that's all. Just doing my duty, that's all. You didn't
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: get it one day you know yet, But I'm praying
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: for you. Eat his mind, no doubt, it's not. No,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: it's not at least time at the ends. Let them
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: off the fi. Yeah, we just leave your mess out
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: there hanging. You don't apologize. It's a joke or nothing.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: If they're in the need to see these people and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: what was that something, he's the one that's gonna see him. Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever said anything to you, Steve about these
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: looks or anything? But Jake, don't anything? What if they say,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: but wasn't it was. I had a couple of moments,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: just one really you know, you know line I hate
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: more than anything. Dam Steve. I thought we was cool.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: We all cool? What hap what change? It was too far?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Uh so what do you do? Just walk away? Yeah?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I thought was cool? What's going on? Please? You're listening
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, People magazine says
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the country music star and judge on the Voice, Blake Shelton,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: is the sexiest man alive Blake laughing, And you're right,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: he's cute. Everyone got Everyone got out of Vine Everyone Yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: has had the title. Okay, people know that's what I'm saying.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: When when he made it made? Yeah? Yeah, I like him.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like him. I love him. Yeah, he's one
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: of the coolest dudes on TV. I don't know a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: damn thing sexy about I don't think com in sexy though,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'd like I said the same little shirt and the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: other judge on the show, Adam Levin, everybody got when
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: he was named sexiest before. Yeah. Yeah, but like Shelton. Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: A lot of people are saying when Stefania, that's Okay.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Other sexy man on the list, Tommy, you love it well,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: you love Hommy. Let me let me Tommy Old did
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you say Tommy say Tommy was I did not say that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I read it to Stern. No, I did not say that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Tommy loves this show This is Us and Sterling K.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Brown from This is Us is on the list. I
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: can see that. Yeah. Oh yeah, fifty cent is on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: the list. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's a rapper, producer, and actor.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: He's a triple threat. So that's sexy. That's confident. Kofi
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Sirio B Siriab from a Queen Sugar. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. He definitely should be in there.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: He was. Yeah, he was on Girls Trip in the
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: movie Girls Trip. Yeah. He was voted sexiest, Yeah, breakout Star,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: sexiest breakout Star. Okay. Other nominees include Brad Cooper, Shamar
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Moore uh and voted get this Guy's voted sexiest smile,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: President Barack Obama, oh in sexiest. But we didn't do
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: this one, Tommy. Okay, man, you gotta have one that
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: somebody got to see it. Kid Harrington, Kid Harrington sexies
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: but he's John Snow from the Game of Thrones. Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: and we see it a lot. You see it a lot,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff going on in beach scenes over there. Yeah, okay,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: here we go. Still Sexy List. They also released They're
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Still Sexy List People Magazine Brad Pitt from Richard Gear, Yes,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: from Matthew McConaughey from two thousand five, George Clooney and
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise and also Dwayne Johnson. Still Sexy and of
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: course you know, still Sexy List, say girl watching. They're
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: even more advised, even more embarrassed. He was a winner
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: from nineteen. What what'd you say you'd be losing the
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: dynzyl my whole the roof for him. Yeah. Yeah, we
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: get a little you gotta clap or nothing attitude. We
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: just we just ain't gonna get an honorable mentioned. How
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: about the damn nest you guys make up your own list?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: What about the sexiest man in America in a in
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: a strange kind of way, something like that. Get a list?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: What more of us can get? The sexiest sickest person? Yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: you know, the sexiest person set fault. You know that's
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the little sex person. And then you got a name.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? Steve Harvey sexy Man in America
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: sep for his facial feature step for not except just
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: sell sell Jay, we haven't heard from you. You're all
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: quiet over because he ain't sex. I got I got
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: what women want and go right to it. I pay deals.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: That's how you do. I'm not I'm not trying to that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't mean let me buy you a car? Is my
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: opening line. Yeah, I stepped to you. Let me let
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: me keep your cab alone. Let me get your kids. Yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: they turned around and look who we're talking. When you
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: tap one on the shoulder. He let me get your
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: kids school clothes out? Yes, you have a j you
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: have a any type I like him white, had to
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: be white. Ain't got I take any type long and
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: in white. I'm a white hand black. So that's what
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: you opened up with. Didn't buy your car? Yeah, yeah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: that's me. That isn't that sex. Don't. I ain't got
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the physique, ain't working out. I got diabetes. I'm older. No,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you let me buy you a car, saying what you
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: know you can work out? That takes you much? Is
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: it a brand new car? J who said somebody new? Now?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: If you ain't got one, if you didn't got one.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: It isn't if it's new to you. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: new to you. You ain't got a time you riding
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a bus. But how long do you relationships? Typically last year?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Let's see a year is good. That's probably long enough.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: All right, butterfly coming up next. You're listening to the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right, Steve, it is time introduced Jay.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Then Jay, you in turn introduced the butterfly. J Anthony Brown.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Oh do you know Dad flying? Because I do? I do. Okay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: good morning everyone. I'm Steven Shirley College and your Tommy
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown. Thank you so much. There is PANDEMONI
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going on right now. Hello, Shirley, let's speak to you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, there's an issue on the on the table
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna need everyone. I'm gonna need everyone's help.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Last night we lived, We did a shot. Thank you
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: everyone for coming out. Someone stole my entire wardrobe, all
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: of it. Yati wardrop is gone. No, No, I'm I
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: go fund me wardrobe I account so people can send
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: money to help me get re get my thing. My
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: wigs are gone, everything is gone. Everything is gone. My jury,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: all of my leggings, jaggings, everything is gone and I
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: need help. Eugen't go fund me wardrobe site. So I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: am getting that set up, and I'm asking all of
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: my coworkers. We're gonna start here everything. How much is
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: to go? How much we need to raise you. I'm
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: gonna need at least six thousand dollars? So wait, wait,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars? You got this? Ain't no damn chatting
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: miss y'all? How much is that? It's six thousand dollars?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: And stop doing it? Stop doing it? Listen, I need
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to Okay, it's exactly six people on this show. If
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: every one of you all and then I'll pitch you
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: in a thousand. But if every one of you at
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: put in a thousand, that I will have the money
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I needed. How much you need altogether, that's what we're
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out. Six thousand dollars. I keep telling
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you what. Stopped doing it. Stop playing that damn music.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: This is serious. This is very very okay. I don't
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: have a lot of time. Six thousand dollars is needed,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: damn it. I'm not gonna tell you all might quit
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: doing it. I quit doing it. Now. We're gonna start
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: with Mr Harvey. Mr Harvey, I want you how much
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: would you pledge to give up towards this sixth grand
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that I need? How much is it? I'm gonnao the
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: board stop doing. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, set it
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: up quickly, comedy rouletts. Each week, you guys test our
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: ability to be comedians. We're gonna show you how good
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: we are. You give us a slepject. Stop the wheel
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: on any sepject. We can do a riff on it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: That's how good we are. All right, you're ready with
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: the wheel. Let's go. These are the subjects. Number one
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: ice cream. Number two, old music, come on, come on,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I know alright. Number three, how to protect the food
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: in the fridge. That's a pretty good one. Number four,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not the bank, Yeah, okay. Number five sometimes I
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: feel like slapping the mess too. Yeah, come on, that's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: the come on, slopping slop and slipping, slopping a mess
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: out of you. Okay. How to protect the food in
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the fridge so people don't steal it? Easy? What's the
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: one is you pick your teeth till they start bleeding? Right?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: And then you bite your sandwich and wrap that in,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: sell a thing and shove that back in there. I'll
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: be damn anybody take your teeth real good? Did they'll not?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Did they believe in right and didn't bite your sandwich?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Wrap that sell thing? But don't be there when you
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: get okay, go ahead, come on, junior, what's your gout her?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: First of all, who fridge were talking about? Nothing? Mad?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Very eat to take my friend? I ain't got that
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in there. Better subject would have been how to put
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: food into friend when you really want to protect something? Uh?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: What I would do? Get a zip lock, babe, and right,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: let's see what were at ween we in seventeen? Put
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: one one seventeen on that January seventeen. Get one and
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: then right chitlings on the zip lock. Don't throw away
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: put that. I promise you ain't nobody bother that's the keeper. Yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: The best way to protect sandwich work is to put
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: it in and sell a frame and then duct taping
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: so they don't even know what it is. Take the
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: whole sand come back in there. Sell you just just
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: a brick or duct tap and there ain't nobody gonna
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: open up that damn du tock tape cross with everything
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: but not food. Yeah. Protective, Yeah, put it in. Let's
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: spend how to protect the food in the fridge chain.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: So the best way to do it is to put
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it way inside. You put it inside, put sure, you
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: smash it up. You take your sandwich and you bawl
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: it up real tight, just as small as you can
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: make it, and put it and wrap it in sell
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a thing and then stick that inside the bacon, sold
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the box. Put it inside, bacon, up the sandwich. That's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. But it will be that when
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you get if people tein, I tell you what way
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: really do it? Go by the dog shelter. Get an
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: unhappy pit bull in the breakroom when they open that
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: door on the inside. Just turn the temperate down just
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a little bit so he can survive. He's in the fridge.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Put it right in the brakes. They've been walking in there, grace,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: cause they've been eating your stuff every day. This don't
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: halt that walkt okay, June, I got to put your
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: back this because I've done this. Dog name is Chopper.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I put it in a zip lock bag and put
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Chopper sweet treats on there. But it's backfired on me
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: because my son Jordan and put some up chopper sweet
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: treats in there and got out all confusing. I got
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: one right a second, put your whole lunch in a pample.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Well be back. You're listening to the morning show Forday.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Minutes after that, I get ready coming up at the
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: top of the hour the strawberry. Uh m hm, till me.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What's you're playing? Phone called the plumber, the plumber? What's
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: the defiance in your word? We've been called to day,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I'm plumber, the plumber. Nah. Hello, yeah, I'm trying to
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: reach it, y'all. Mr mrs how you're doing you you're
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the person that does the plumbing work, am I right? Yeah? Nah?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: My wife got some work done for you. You come
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  Speaker 1: by the house now, do you know? I know you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: probably got quite a bit of work. I do so
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: many throughout the day, So I have it on my receiver.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I can look at about three days ago. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it was a lady there. Yeah, it was tarlet was
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: backed up and was overflowing and yeah yeah, yeah, I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: can recall that something's wrong with the sinking there too,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: and that that had a leak in the back of it. Yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I had a leak in the back, and uh, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I took that toilet that I had around the bottom
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: of your basic the toilet base there. I had to
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: take that up and and retape it to that tape
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: head came came loose. It was kind of older, and
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I went through that and not all that
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and and saved it up and sealed it up, and
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I re based at seal back there on your the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: tilet and and your sink had a little leak back
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: there in the back. I fixed that because you know,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that was really easy. Now, so well, now I see
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: that it's something that went wrong with the tilet. Not
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: did you did you put another pipe or something that
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you rewrote a pipe or anything? No, No, like I said,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: all I did. I took the base of it off
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: there and I taped it up where that in that
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: old tap there, and then I'll put me some seamen
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: which was was with with my pipe there, and and
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I sealed it all up, and I checked it out
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: and let it drive and see if it leaked, and
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: it didn't leak, and I put your base back on
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and you know, and then then then you had a
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: little leak there in your seat, and that was on
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: the top of the your nozzle there, and I fixed that.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you because I'm gonna be honest with
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you and tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: You're happy with it. No, Now, let me tell you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: what's happening now. Say somebody in the bathroom and they
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: flushed that tarlet right right when they flushed that tilet,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: come out the sink in the kitchen. Oh tell me
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: that that what you did again, I said, when they
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: flushed the tilet in the bathroom, right, come out to
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: shank in the kitchen. They come out in the kitchen
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what how you ropped something
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: like you didn't you didn't miss rout it or something. No,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't route anything. All I did was
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: fixed up and put the tape on there, so I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: fixed the leak that was. You know, it's a base
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: of your toilet. I didn't rewrote anything. I don't. I don't.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. How can you you rewrote a pipe?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's not to go into your kitchen and shoot.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: We'll shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: don't know what what what you did when you was
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: up onunderd and how you rerouted something, but that's what happened,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and it's got, it's got. It's going from the from
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it come out
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: in my sink in my kitchen. Now, what's bad about
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: it is this morning I'm in there cooking and what again?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: My name is? They called me okay? And is coming
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: out of your in my in my kitchen. Now, this
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: morning I set out some red beans and rice to cook,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and I put my beans on not not I've been cooking.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I've been cooking. Listen to me. I've been cooking all.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be about this because you know I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: guaranteem of work. I've been doing this over twenty years.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: And then one thing I do, I guarantee of work.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm really proud about the things that you know
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I do. But what what did you have anybody else
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: over there working on your pipes? Ain't nobody in your kitchen?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: You know what I did with your bathroom? You is
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Don't have anything to do with your kitchen
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: that's through a pipe. Have anything to do with one
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: of the other. Then explain that coming through my sink
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: and my kitchen. I can't explain it coming from your
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: your seek. I can only explain that's getting the toilet
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: in your set. I have no idea. I'm gonna listen
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: because that thing got me wrapped up. Listen to now
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: what it is? It? Well, you got me kind of
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: wrapped up here because you know, like I said, I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: do this here and I've been notable for twenty years,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and that's the first time I ever heard if anything
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: like that being't happening, I ain't never seen it. Well,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting. The big cook
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: cook red beans all day and not now I find
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: out that it's sitting in some dirty water like that.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You smell the world when you was in the in
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: your seat because you didn't had a lout uh s,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't spell nothing that it's more earlier this morning.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I washed my hand now and I didn't I washed
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: my hair in there. That's your what it smell like
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: a baggage. I'm just, I just I just refused to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: believe the work I did on your toilet and there
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: taking some stuff up and seeming some stuff up and
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: on your seat and anything to do with scrap me
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: and shout out to damn kitchen scene. Well, I tell
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you what what I need to do is for you
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: to get your back over here and fix it, because
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: this here ain't a good job and I don't recommend
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm trying
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: to be professional about it and you cussing me, and
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: that ain't gonna getting nothing done. Once come out my pike,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: it was no longer professional. That was you had somebody
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: else over there doing something in your scene. I ain't
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: had nobody. Do you have a girl just on the
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: whales and crowd coming out of my God, you get
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: your back over and you fix what you're bold to fix,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: and fix it right then. I'm not paying another damn
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: dying for it. PERI. Hey, I tryed me professional about it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to what you gotta say. I shout hunt
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: up a long time ago, but I get your team
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: of work and I'm trying to, you know, deal with
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the customers. When I left, I told that pression to it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: She flushed to it. She ran the faster in the
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: path room. We ain't no problems like you don't have
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: somebody else old now they're doing whatever lot nor what.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I don't damn sure, I don't know. Do you know?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't none of my I ate some of them
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: red beans and not what bothered me? Now I feel
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: sick to my stomach. I'm feeling like read meaning what
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: you know? It's you, you, you crazy ill. I'm gonna
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: make your diet something me red beans. If you don't
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: come fix meet pipe, you can go out ahead. I'm
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: trying to be professional. I told you I'm doing my job.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I did it the best I know I could. And
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: when I got when I left there, one nothing leaking one.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Don't you'll get over sixty pike. That was you. You
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: you kiss because I know well I did. I'll stand
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: the job over there. You ain't done nothing. If I
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: got them, pay me in the right, stick them up,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you you and your pipes. And I don't give a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: damn I know what's coming up, right, I ain't done
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: nothing over there in your damn kitchen to have you
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: that I'm sit with me. I got one more thing
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you, and you're listening. I'm
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: listening to you. This is nephew timing from the Steve
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Martin Show. You just got played by your boy.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: You're kidding me, y'all? Y'all crazy? Man? Hey, man, I
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you big time. What is the baddest I'm
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the like it?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You got to show? Y'll got me this more? Man?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm a woman. I'll tell you
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: what what we're gonna do with you? Here me and
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get together and we're gonna prank. How about that?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all cool with that? Yes, I'm just asking y'all cool
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: with it? Alright? Diploma? Yeah, I mean, I catch myself,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: but I might have went a bit far on that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: But you know, I want know who said what Junior
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: didn't got between the breast? All right, go ahead, find yourself,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: talk to explain yourself. All right, I'm sorry about the breast.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Coming Jesus when you apologize to need to mean it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Y'all get some briston don't know how to act? Okay? Fine?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Sorry Brestwood attitude going up at the top of the
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: hour right about four minutes after he is really crazy today,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: let's buckle up, let's hold on tight. We gotta bull
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: you Strawberry letter, thank you Tommy subject childless, manless, clueless
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: and hungover at forty, Dear Steve Harvey and Shirley. Currently,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I am separated and over forty. Can't have any children
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: main reason for my divorce. Anyway, I met a man, Mr. Man,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: who was also separated, and we became very close. It
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: was great. After a year, Mr Man has his divorce.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Once my divorce was final, this summer, I thought Mr
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Man and I would be together. Well. Mr Man told
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: me that he was going to New Jersey to get
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend, the woman he should have married instead
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: of his wife. I had to ask, what about me?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: He said? I am a beautiful woman, but I had
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: three problems. Number One, I am too emotional. I cry
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: at the drop of a dime. Number two, real women
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: are a mystery. Once that's gone, nothing is left. I'm
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: an open book. Number three, the big one I should
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: not have I should not have fallen in love with
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: a married man him. I missed all the signs of
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: this rejection. I tried to be open and honest. With
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: this man. Of course, the sex was good, but I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: am truly hurt so as I watch him take his
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend on a romantic weekend to the Poconos Mountains
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: this weekend. Last night, I had my brown liquor, my
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: brown Liquor song Anita Baker no more tears, and cried
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: myself to sleep. I should have known better and controlled
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: my feelings at forty. So I'll say it's my fault.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I am not perfect now. I am out of two
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: men in one year at forty. I pray that God
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: heals my heart and my mind. Child is manless, clueless
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and hungover at forty. Wow, dear dear childless, manless, clueless
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: and hungover at forty. I mean, yeah, you know, Uh, God,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: will you know, protect you and heal you and all that.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: But you have to do your part, you know, you
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: gotta do your part um and that is not jumping
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: into something when number one you're still married to this
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: uh to your husband uh and uh number two, you know,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: just jumping in, not getting to know this man, you know,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: sleeping with him right away. That's exactly what happened. That's
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: what he means by the mystery. You know, once the
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: mystery is gone, then it's over. I mean telling him
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: everything you said. You're an open book. You don't have
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to tell this man everything. He's not even your husband, um,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you know, and then being so emotional and needy. You know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you gotta learn from um, from your relationships so this
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: won't happen again. And as far as not being able
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: to have children, um, you know, if you want to
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: go this route, adoption is always an option. It definitely
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: is always an option. You know, think about that in
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: your next relationship. But I don't advise you to even
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: get in a next relationship, a new relationship, until you
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: know you learn from this particular one so you won't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: keep making these same mistakes over and over and over again.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: So take your time, know what you want, and don't
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: settle uh anymore? Okay, and make these men accountable, you know,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: talk about their plans, find out what he wants to do.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: You know, why should that have even been a surprise
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: to you that he wanted to go back and marry
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: someone else? Steve, This letter is classics, classic, classic example
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: of how women get involved and not know upfront her
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: whole life is that way. First of all, she's separated, right,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: now can't have any children, main reason for my divorce.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You're getting a divorce because you can't have children. Who
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: didn't know this in the beginning? How was this not
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: talked out thoroughly in the beginning. So you get to
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: this point with your husband and he finds out you
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: can't have children, or he just his size he won't children,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: or this is the reason he's telling you that he
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: got to leave. All it is, all it is. All
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: of this could have been handled up front. You were
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: surprised that your marriage is over because of the fact
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: that you can't have children. You've been knowing this a
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: greater part of your forty years, especially in your adult
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: life where it really counts. Okay. Secondly, um, you met
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: a man, Mr. Man who was separated, which means he
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: was still married to Mr Man gets his divorce and
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: once your divorce was final this summer, I thought Mr
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Man and I would be together keyword, I thought you
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: once again, ma'am. And I'm just not trying not to
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: be too hard on you, because you know you made
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: a mistake. But you said I thought Mr Man and
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I would be together once again? Classic classic not knowing upfront.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: You could have found out if you and Mr Man
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: was gonna be together before you broke off the cookie
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: with this man. But now you're passing now cookie like
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: it's like like it's a business card. Now you're sitting
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: up in here and found out that Mr Man after
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: his divorce, is gonna go back to Jersey and get
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend. He could have told you that in
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: the begin it had you inquired. Ladies, you have the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: right to inquire. It's not being nos it ain't being pushy.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna run no man off. If a man
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: really want you, you can't run him off. You can't
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: run us off. Were scary, We won't you, we want you.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: We are not scary. People me and are not scary.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You don't run us off, and we won't you. Come on,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: come on, pimps and players. Didn't put it in your
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: head that you will run us All men can't be
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: run off. So here you go. He goes to the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: ex girlfriend, the woman that he should have married instead
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: of his wife. Oh, this is conversation you could have
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: add why are you getting to matter? Who would you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: have married if you didn't marry your wife? I would
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: have married this girl in New Jersey. A matter of fact,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: if I ever get out of this, I'm going back
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: and get hard. You could have found this out and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: saved yourself to that, so you had what about me?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: What about you? It is too late. He going to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: get the girl in Jersey, Ladies, you have every right
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to ask up front, see what about you is first?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: You gotta get to what about you out first, or
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: when you get to the point, you gotta ask what
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: about you? This ain't about you no more. This about
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: him and the woman in New Jersey. Now he got
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: his divorce, he gone, He going back to who we
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: should have married in the first place. You ain't asked
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: none of these questions cause you was swat having a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: good time, feeling good. Y'all was pleasurable. You all had
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: so much in common. The only thing y'all had in
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: commons both y'all were separated. His plans was not your plans.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You have every right to know of a man's plans.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: You especially have the right to know, ladies, if you
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: are not in his plans. There are ways to go
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: about finding this out. We come back, I'm gonna open
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: up a few more cans in the uh in this letter.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Few more items in this letter share with you, especially
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: the three problems she has. I'm too emotionally he says,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: he's too emotionally cried to drop down. Real women are mystery.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Once that is gone, nothing's left. I tell you what
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: me and mean by that, and I'm an open book.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: And the third big one I should have should not
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: have fallen in love with a married man. I'll tell
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you what that means to when we come back. You're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: listening to the man told me that he was going
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: to New Jersey to get his ex girlfriend, the woman
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: he should have married instead of his wife. I had
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: to ask, what about me? He said, I'm a beautiful woman,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: but I had three problems. Let's go over these problems late.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Number one, I am too emotional. I cry at the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: drop of a dime. Well, here's the deal. If a
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: man don't love you and don't have emotional ties to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: you of any kind, which is obviously this man don't,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: he's not buying into drama. Tears to a man is
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: drama because guess what if your man loves you and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: he sees you crying, he has to fix something. We
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: got to spring into action and do something. Since it's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: it's the only reason we like to talk to you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: if we don't want to talk to you if if
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: we can't fix it. So now you're just crying at
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: the drop of the dying. He don't know what the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: hell going on. He can't fix it. That's drama. I'm
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: not in love with you, and I ain't really feeling
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you like that. So guess what I ain't buying into
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: this drama over no cookie, which is all you are
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: is some cooking. Secondly, real women are mystery. Once that
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: is gone, nothing is left. He told you that, Okay,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: you know what that means. That means you told everything. See,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: y'all go about this the wrong way, y'all. Y'all think
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: it's being honest and open. Hey, hey, y'all better understand
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: what this really is now. When you're talking to us
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: what to tell a man and what not to tell
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: a man. When you give us information, we're taking this
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  Speaker 1: information to use it a certain way. That's what we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gathering information because we care for you. We
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• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: with the married man I miss all this, all the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: signs of this rejection. No no, no, no, no, you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: didn't miss any of the signs of rejection. You didn't
• 1:04:22
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• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: was his intentions after his divorce was over, whether you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: fit into the plans? How does he see you? What
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: the big one is I'm gonna give you, is that
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: you fell in love with a married man. You know
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: what he says to him, You had no standards. That's
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: all that says to him. Man, you had no standards.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Now you wanta do what? Now? You wanna start practicing
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: standards with me? I'm not really sure if you have any,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: because what you ain't gonna do is start practicing new
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: standards with me and my feelings. I'm gonna going up
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: to Jersey and get my old girl back. Man, holler
• 1:05:00
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• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl. Surely Steve
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: said something on the show the other day that I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do that. I have never done this.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: When you go to like um stories where people have
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  Speaker 1: stuff on layaway and if you can, if you can
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  Speaker 1: afford it, just pick a family out and pay the
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: lay away off. That is so plea, yeah, you can
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: afford it. Kind of talk show because Walmart has a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: tough time for a lot of families this year and
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: they're trying to have a holiday and they ain't got much,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: you know, and uh margin not usually go and just
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: go behind the counter. As people come up, we stay
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: in the back. They don't see us. Yeah, and the
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  Speaker 1: lady goes, well, listen, it's four hundred, we pay it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: This was a thousand we paid, Yeah, this was eleven hundred.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: We pay it whatever it is, and we just pay
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: until we pay. Doing that, miniums okay, well I just
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: need if y'all can just do, I'm gonna pay only
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: if you care, you're gonna pay. It went down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought our old seventy five. Well j came in
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  Speaker 1: put lay away away. I can say who is Jenny?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: And he added and he thought you might look nice
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: with these socks, but but ja over there with tiny glances,
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• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: So again we want to thank Atlanta Magic one of
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• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Tommy will be in Detroit, Carlaval in Houston handing out
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  Speaker 1: turkey's congratulations. It's wonderful and I ain't really trying to
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: be stupid that that doesn't matter. Just speak food. But
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask because I've never seen it, but
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: have you ever seen a turkey egg? I mean, I've
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: never seen a turkey egg before me. They hatched like
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: chickens too, right, How can we never see no turkey eggs? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: where are we going with this? It was just an observation,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: like we buy it chicken eggs all day long. We
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: ain't never seen them. If they are landedge, that would
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: explain that goblin. They're big. The turkey eggs are big,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming huh yeah. But I don't think female turkey's gobble.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I think they make a clicking noise. It was just
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: walking around wrong. If it's good, you're gonna goble now,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that now, why we put it's
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: just random thingsil egg I didn't see the chicken egg.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't see though ostrich egg. I am not seen
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a turkey egg. I'm sorry. First of all. First of all, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: it's not as many turkeys, and turkeys don't lay eggs
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: like chicken. Turkey. Only ladies about one sometimes two eggs
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: a week. Come on, But why we ain't seen them, dough,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: we ain't seen une we keep eating them like Easter eggs.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I think this means a congressional investigation. Yeah, more of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: this craziness coming up right after this. You're listening to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, this bit
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: is called you got your priority shot prior already he
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: is mixed up. Sometimes we do things, but we should
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: be doing another thing, meaning the thing that you might
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: not be doing should be the thing you should do.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Meaning you've got your priorities mixed up. For instant, for instance,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: how about we bless the food before we take pictures
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: of the damn for the grand baby, for the father,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: you know, bless the food first. I think got mixed up.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: That's just me. So so so. I got a friend
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: named Lena, just brought him a brand new Lexus. He
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: fought it, he fought it, but he stayed at his
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: mama house. Now is that you gotta missed up? Down?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: He's gonna lexus in front of your mama house and
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: you ain't got a place to stay. He go on this.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. You just barred some money from me,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: But then you're gonna tell me some financial advice? Right?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: What you need to do? Dog? What you got mixed up?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Who got their priorities mixed up? I think if you're
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: trying to make a decision on whether you're gonna buy
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: some new clothes or some groceries to buy the clothes,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: something's wrong with you. You got your priorities mixed up.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. I don't mean no, I don't mean
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: no harm. Eat your You got ther ridies mixed up.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out because I live in
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: l A and I see this a lot. What is
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: the cutoff age of a dude with a beard on
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: a scale? Eat? Boyd? That's all I'm asking see it
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: all the time. How you look like a shepherd but
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: you on a skateboard makes no sense? Up? Okay, I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: gotta go your foe hunt and your transportation is a scooter?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Come on now, man, either losing way to get a call.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It's too much happening right here. It's too way too much.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what time. This is something I can't understand.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: You see, didn't talk to me with all designer clothes on,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: but you got teeth missing? Where we at with this
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: everything but down? Don't you see that's good? Your priority
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: is mixed up? Jack and landard about the mouth when
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: they're missing that side to side. See that man? You
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: got one. You at the bus stop. I pull up
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: in a raggedy car. You laughing at my car? Right? Yeah,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: this is this the last I got one. I got one?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: You got Your pride is mixed up. I'm not saying
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: you're not right. You're just a little off kilter. You
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: got on a Black Lives Matter T shirt that's all
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you wear. But all your friends just white priority. I'll
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: tell you are you want? Right here? You're sitting in
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: the living room playing with your kids. Uh, your kid
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: tell you to shut up, and you do it that
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: your priorities mixed. Hold a parent in him. Yeah right,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I got one. You get arrested and your mum shot.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: You got on the Black Lives Matter T shirt, but
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: you arrested for a drive by you indeed it Uh
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: whoa that cut your priorities? Yea to the ladies, you
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: gotta design a bag. You paid maybe seven eight hundred dollars,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: but you ain't got lunch money. Yeah, that ain't a
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: good way jack, Get out of here. I got work
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  Speaker 1: for you. You're the president out of the United States,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: and you didn't took most of our money and wouldn't
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: play golf with it. And we got plenty of stuff
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: run here need to be taken care of. You got
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: your pride, Yeah, you do it all said. This is
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: just something that just personal, just to my my family
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: and my house. You you you got a further nine
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  Speaker 1: in reading. You ain't passed reading in about six report card,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: but you know all the words to CARDI b bo
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  Speaker 1: that what did we really doing here? Come on but
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: reading reading, red riding here? I got your priorities, all right,
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  Speaker 1: come on close? All right, this is a ripple right here,
• 1:15:08
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• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: use this one. You in the mall with a female
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: chick and you didn't bost some red ball. Yeah, it's
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: been making the money move yeah, okay, got mixed up. Okay,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. More comedy. Uh,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: we'll tell you what that's all about. Right after you're
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome to the ride. Yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: but it's that shout out to the beautist laws. Yeah,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: and the body shops all the body shop still don't
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: open the shops they changed. You can run up in
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: there you want to. It's called the Mall of the America.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Shout out to Joel ostein what you
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• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: his life and kids. He's never done that before him
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: the stone cold food up until nothing history of the show.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: What about for the side piece? Nothing for your side piece?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: That can't be in the same segment, Jane, A piece, No, no, no, no,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: all be specific pieces. That's why right now, not all
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: the sad. What's it sounds like you're having to be
• 1:17:16
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• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: the sad pieces of advice that now be terrific. Come on,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: would lock them up? Locked them up? Okay, everybody knows
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: somebody that's considered good people. You know, good people keep
• 1:17:51
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• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: up because they can't be trusted up to something, just something,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. People like that. The people who are
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: always helping old people, always going over there. How you doing,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: miss Johnson? You got enupded liked as something, up to
• 1:18:13
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• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: going on. You're driving the church bus. I don't trust you.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Damn people something you're just driving the church bus. You
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: ain't getting paid. Their ass up. People don't have a party.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: They have a party and tell you because it ignorant
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: right here, ain't never heard of. Don't bring nothing, just
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: bring yourself. Oh come on, like Dan's up up and
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: sharing a lot of money in his body. People who
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: see your trash cans out by the curb and you
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: leave and they roll them back up to your house
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: just to be nice. Lock them up, Lock that upbody,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: asked you to roll. Nobody damn dash the first person
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I work. You know that always that work? You got
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the light song. Make sure the end of that is working.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? God donuts for every damn body.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: What's that about that sounds like you? Common is the commonist?
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  Speaker 1: to work and speak to every damn man. Make sure
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  Speaker 1: everybody the cubicle. How you doing today? I want your
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: weekend and your damn been there? How my weekend was?
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  Speaker 1: What you up to? Why you got to know about
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: people's weekends? Dass up? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. People are
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: always looking out for you, you know, like if you
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  Speaker 1: go out of time to make sure to get your
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: newspapers and stuff my stuff, pilot, I don't need no,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't need to my male Why are you looking
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: at my male? Did I ask you if the male
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  Speaker 1: man keep living it? There? Damn it? You do the
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: same damn thing. Yeah, you do the same thing I
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: like for my male, pilot. You know what? The people
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: are always having baked sales. Oh, we trying to raise
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: money for the neighborhood. What is that about? You're bringing
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: baked goods at your house and sell to people in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. You're up to something. You don't know a
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: body in the neighborhood. You know people who bring soup
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: over to your house when you're sick. I heard you
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: was under the weather. I brought you some soup with
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: nobody asks you for no damn. Yeah. So your car
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: broke down and somebody just pull over and fix your car,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: always picking up the tab always, I got it, I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: got it, I got too good jobs. What is that
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  Speaker 1: about it? I got to give him a side out?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: That about you buying Sally? Yeah, babysit because my kids
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: over that with you? What is that about ken? Did
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: anybody asks you to be nice? Oh? Man, man? What
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: about it? I'm a woman. I dropped something on the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: floor and the guy picks it up. That's a true statement.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: here's the question, who should host Thanksgiving dinner? Boy, this
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: year has gone by fast. The relative with the bigger
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: house is a question or the relative who is the
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: better cook? The better cook? Yeah, Thanksgiving us about food.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather be crowded in the food and we're just
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: sitting way away from each other, complain eating green bean casserole.
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  Speaker 1: Heyagine trying to drop. There's an echo of the house
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: is so big. Interesting hatch one kid crabs out. They're
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: just holing across the big empty house. It's big, but
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: the food ain't good. I'd rather be in that tight
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: sitting the elbow to elbow watching the game. A dressing whisper.
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  Speaker 1: They sit right next to you. Hey man, if you
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna eat all your hand let me hear that. Right. Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't get enough clanberry suf so I got
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: plenty on my plate, just reach on. Ok. Yeah, how
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: bought that sleet potato pie? Man? Go to the projects
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: with some good food? Yeah, anywhere, man, keep on outside
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  Speaker 1: checking on your car, and keep coming back here, go
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: back in, just saying you gotta do ut your car,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going out here and see if everything all right.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Earl your turn, check on the car. Man, ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that ghiblic graving man, and go over that addressing
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  Speaker 1: that right there, doesn't Do you know how to make that?
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  Speaker 1: need to study that on with one of my aunties
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  Speaker 1: and think of that I ain't got how to do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's an art to g I love dressing. Marjorie makes
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: the dressing every year, and all her family asked for panza,
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  Speaker 1: really addressing, dope dope, and we deep fried to Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Your son has to build butter ball deep fry your
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  Speaker 1: son Turkey got the only thing I used to do.
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  Speaker 1: doing that? Why oh you don't have to anymore? No,
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  Speaker 1: my mama, Oh yeah she could man man, Mama bridge
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  Speaker 1: that girl. Did you say her banana pudding? You don't
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  Speaker 1: even understand though you the song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that shirt,
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  Speaker 1: you know that shirt. But I've heard him talk about
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  Speaker 1: her banana pudding before. Let me tell you something. Banana
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  Speaker 1: putting her strawberry cake fry cake, strawberry cake nuts on outside.
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  Speaker 1: Man yummy cake with strawberry When you say you ain't
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  Speaker 1: no strawberries, it's just strawberry flavorful Okay, it's sweetest icing
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  Speaker 1: and pink cake, but it's got nuts all over the
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  Speaker 1: outside of it. It's kind of it reminds me of
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: German chocolate cake, but it's all pink o favorite German chocolate.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: That's Marjorie's favorite. It was my favorite to Marjorie can
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  Speaker 1: make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying this because I'm married to because she's
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: mama German chocolate cake. Oh, that's that's major. And if
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  Speaker 1: it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't say it. Huh.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: But a black person make a German chocolate click. Ain't
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: it a black cake? It ain't. It's no number at
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: you got one. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Twell.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: People Magazine says the country music star and judge on
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: the Voice, Blake Shelton is the sextiest man alive. Blake laughing,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: And you're right, he's cute. Everyone got, Everyone Got out
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  Speaker 1: of Vine? Everyone got that? Yeah, has had the title. Okay,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: people know that's what I'm saying when when he made
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: it probably yeah? Yeah. I like him. I don't like him.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: I love him. Yeah, he's one of the coolest dudes
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  Speaker 1: on TV. Yes, I don't know a damn thing sexy
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  Speaker 1: about it. I don't think sexy, though I'd like I
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: said the same little shirt any day. The other judge
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: on the show, Adam Levin, everybody got when he was
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: named sexiest man before. Yeah, but like Shelton, Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are saying when Stefania's man. Okay, other
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  Speaker 1: sexy man on the list, Tommy, you love it well,
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  Speaker 1: you Lovemmy, Tommy, let me let me Tommy old did
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  Speaker 1: you say, Tommy say Tommy? I did not say that,
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  Speaker 1: but I ready for it, stern No, I did not
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  Speaker 1: say that. Tommy loves this show This is Us and
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  Speaker 1: Sterling K. Brown from This is Us is on the list.
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  Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah. Oh yeah, fifty cent is
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  Speaker 1: on the list. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a rapper, producer,
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  Speaker 1: and actor. He's a triple threat. So that's sexy. That's confident.
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  Speaker 1: Kofi Serio b siriab from a Queen Sugar. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good one. He definitely should be in there.
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  Speaker 1: He was. Yeah, he was on Girls Trip in the
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  Speaker 1: movie Girls Trip. Yeah. He was voted sexiest Yeah, breakout star,
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  Speaker 1: sexiest breakout Star okay. Other nominees include Brad Cooper, Shamar Moore,
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  Speaker 1: uh and voted get this Guy's voted sexiest smile. President
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  Speaker 1: Barack Obama when Sexiest. But we didn't do this one, Tommy. Okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta have one that somebody got to see it.
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  Speaker 1: Kid Harrington, Kid Harrington sexies but he's John Snow from
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  Speaker 1: a Game of Thrones. Yeah, and we and we see
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  Speaker 1: it a lot, you see it a lot, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff going on in beach scenes over there. Yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Still Sexy List. They also released They're
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  Speaker 1: Still Sexy List People Magazine Brad Pitt from Richard gear, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: from Matthew McConaughey from two thousand five, George Clooney and
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  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise and also Dwayne Johnson. Still Sexy and of
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  Speaker 1: course you know time Still Sexy List. Say, girls watching
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  Speaker 1: yet embarrassed? You've been losing to Dynzy on my whole
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  Speaker 1: roof for him. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Um,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next? Should you bring your new friend your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend your girlfriend? Should you bring them home for Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm uh. This is a story it since making
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  Speaker 1: a decision about whether or not to invite your boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: home or your girlfriend home for Thanksgiving is never easy,
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  Speaker 1: especially and if if it's new. Dating experts recommend asking yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Five important relationship questions before inviting anyone home for the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, how long have you been dating? Okay, the
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  Speaker 1: short of the time period, the more likely he or
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  Speaker 1: she may not be the same. Uh, you know you
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  Speaker 1: may not be around next holiday season, so you never
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  Speaker 1: know given time. Okay, is it worth a potential discomfort
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  Speaker 1: of bringing someone who your family will never see again?
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  Speaker 1: So think about that. Number two, how committed are you
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  Speaker 1: if you're only like casually dating, you know, if you're
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  Speaker 1: just kicking it or or seeing you know, if if
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  Speaker 1: you haven't really been seeing this person for a real
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  Speaker 1: long time, haven't made any you know, any commitments, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we go together, anything like that. Don't bring anyone home. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: go alone? Spend some quality time. Yeah you know that
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  Speaker 1: old school term. If you go together, we go together?
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  Speaker 1: You know, just go alone. Spend some quality time with
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  Speaker 1: your friends and your family. Okay, that's the best thing,
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  Speaker 1: the best way to handle that. Number three, are they
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  Speaker 1: really serious about you? Are they really serious about you? Really? See?
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  Speaker 1: What the reason you bring somebody home? No, it's because
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  Speaker 1: you think, yes, you've got something you do, but do
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  Speaker 1: they feel the same. See that's the problem though, because
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  Speaker 1: they didn't lie to you and made you feel that way,
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  Speaker 1: and they just want to gotta people to the house.
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  Speaker 1: You think you should. Yeah, you gotta bring them on
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  Speaker 1: because you can find out a lot quicker everybody and
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  Speaker 1: bought somebody home they ain't no, yeah, okay uh. Number four,
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  Speaker 1: how formal is your family? How formal is the dinner
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  Speaker 1: going to be? If it's a casual dinner, you know,
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  Speaker 1: then you can bring a friend that you're that you
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  Speaker 1: just started dating. You can bring the movie. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: leave that decision up to him or her, and don't
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  Speaker 1: sweat it. What you're like the ones you see ayody
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  Speaker 1: sit around the table? Yeah, me and got there? Don't
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  Speaker 1: bring them? And and number five, what is your life stage?
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  Speaker 1: They're saying, the younger you are, the longer you should
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  Speaker 1: be dating someone before bringing them home for Thanksgiving. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a little older, it doesn't take as much
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  Speaker 1: time to figure it out. So there you go to
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  Speaker 1: answer your question. I hate new people in my house.
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  Speaker 1: I had to watch them. I'm sorry, there ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: coming to my house. I got to watch you think
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  Speaker 1: they might steal them? You know, your relatives that bring
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  Speaker 1: people with them. I hate that. No, no, nothing that
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  Speaker 1: can't happen. That can't happen. I hate that. Man. What's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen is you ain't getting there and you're flying
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  Speaker 1: looking through the window while you guys ain'ty turkey and she.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let me play something. I got a gate.
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  Speaker 1: When you rain my gate, I got camels everywhere. You
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  Speaker 1: can't even see my camera. You had the gate. Now
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  Speaker 1: as soon as you come up on my screen, I
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  Speaker 1: looking at seeing some people in a carn't know I
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit down. You just leave them at the gate.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got open this gate. We're here. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I hate it. Man. I know it's Thanksgiving, but we're
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  Speaker 1: not here. I can see the turkey on the from here,
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  Speaker 1: but but we're not there, the turkeys there. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: leave somebody outside your house and eat comfortably. I've done
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  Speaker 1: I've done it. I've had him look up and see
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  Speaker 1: me in the window, and I still look back at
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  Speaker 1: him and turn my head like I don't even see it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've had people call me listen to this. I've had
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  Speaker 1: people call me. I answered the phone on my cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: They said, hey, man, I was just at your gate
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  Speaker 1: and your God told me, you weren't now, but I
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  Speaker 1: saw you up that are your car smoking a cigar?
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  Speaker 1: Trying to hide it. I looked down there and saw
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  Speaker 1: him at the gate. The God ain't let him in,
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  Speaker 1: So now he talked, he's gonna call me on myself. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: Your God told me you wasn't now, And I said,
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  Speaker 1: you up there, I saw you. I pointed at and
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: God turned around and saw you. He said, sir, he's
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: not here. He said, So, man, do you just tell
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: your God to tell people you ain't that? Yeah, he said,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: but I saw you. Okay, what did he tell you though?
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  Speaker 1: About me? I see your ass Joe waving this gate?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Oh man? Me as he helped everybody. We get people
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: out of jail. You have nothing. People on Monday's shirt, Tom,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: I've helped you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody I'm helping me
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: and told me just deal with our issues. Here we go,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: let's go get this issue out. What what what is this?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: She tom? Me? I compliment you early in the show,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: didn't not, Shirley? Yeah, as a matter of fact, you did,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: You really did, And we were all shocked. Shirley's confirmation
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: don't mean nothing to me? What just because I talked
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: about you threw me on at the bus yesterday. He
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: actually you walked under Shut up, Joe. Hey, y'all, look
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  Speaker 1: ahead at your morning man. Happy holidays, they don't be
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• 1:36:58
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