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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time, y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all at all, So given them all black
- 0:15Speaker 1: the buf busbooz.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Show to.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Don't joy?
- 0:41Speaker 5: Well yeah, Joy, you don't you.
- 1:10Speaker 6: Know you gotta turn.
- 1:40Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth turn, probably got to
- 1:44Speaker 1: turn the mouth. Wa the monico.
- 1:55Speaker 7: Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
- 2:06Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Hargy got
- 2:10Speaker 1: a radio show.
- 2:11Speaker 7: Ain't God been good to me? But then again, ain't
- 2:14Speaker 7: he been good to you?
- 2:15Speaker 1: Two? Though? I mean, really, man, think of all the
- 2:17Speaker 1: blessings God has given you.
- 2:20Speaker 8: You know what.
- 2:21Speaker 7: That's a good news today though, y'all.
- 2:23Speaker 1: In the face of the world being the way it is,
- 2:27Speaker 1: the evilness that's out there, it just it just seems
- 2:30Speaker 1: like that's all that's on the news.
- 2:31Speaker 7: Sometimes.
- 2:32Speaker 1: You know, we got we got news of parents not
- 2:35Speaker 1: really standing up being parents. We got news stories of
- 2:38Speaker 1: children turning on their parents. You got, you got everything,
- 2:41Speaker 1: the economy, you got places you thought used to be
- 2:45Speaker 1: beautiful places to go, now they got travel alerts.
- 2:48Speaker 7: It's just it's all over. It's it's all over. But
- 2:52Speaker 7: the good news is.
- 2:54Speaker 1: There's something that you can have in this relationship with
- 2:59Speaker 1: God that gives you a way to deal with it all.
- 3:05Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that it'll protect you from every
- 3:07Speaker 1: single thing out there that is happening, because some things
- 3:10Speaker 1: are going to happen to you. You're going to be
- 3:14Speaker 1: in an accident from time to time. You're going to
- 3:16Speaker 1: make a mistake and fall down from time to time.
- 3:19Speaker 1: But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you for you
- 3:23Speaker 1: if you understood that you had some insurance in all
- 3:26Speaker 1: of this that no matter what happened to you, you
- 3:30Speaker 1: know you will covered. You know, look, insurance companies, as
- 3:33Speaker 1: good as they are, you know, like our friends that
- 3:35Speaker 1: stay Farm or any other insurance company you know they do,
- 3:39Speaker 1: they do some amazing things. Insurance is a really really
- 3:42Speaker 1: good thing to happen in the event that something happens
- 3:45Speaker 1: to you. You know, you may not want to pay
- 3:47Speaker 1: the premium, but guess what in the event that something
- 3:50Speaker 1: happens to you that insurance is absolutely critical. Well, but
- 3:55Speaker 1: guess what they cover certain things. You could get life insurance,
- 3:59Speaker 1: you can get auto insurance, you can get accident insurance,
- 4:03Speaker 1: you can get health insurance. There is nothing that you
- 4:07Speaker 1: can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions. You know,
- 4:13Speaker 1: if you make a mistake, if you cheat, if you lie,
- 4:20Speaker 1: if you if you fall down and you can't seem
- 4:23Speaker 1: to get it together, and you make a crazy decision
- 4:26Speaker 1: about how you're gonna go about securing an income, there
- 4:30Speaker 1: are there are no policies you can buy for that.
- 4:33Speaker 1: You can't buy a policy if you stop being the
- 4:37Speaker 1: man you're supposed to be, and and and and give
- 4:40Speaker 1: up on your children. You can't buy a policy if
- 4:44Speaker 1: something happens as a mother and all of a sudden
- 4:46Speaker 1: you're not the mother you're supposed to be. But there
- 4:50Speaker 1: is some insurance coverage out there for you. And that
- 4:54Speaker 1: relationship that you form with God, that friendship that you
- 4:58Speaker 1: form with him, that that alliance, that partnership, that prayer
- 5:04Speaker 1: that you put in all the time, there is an
- 5:08Speaker 1: insurance policy that you have taken out when you form
- 5:12Speaker 1: a relationship with your heavenly Father, when you form a friendship,
- 5:16Speaker 1: when you form a bond that protects you, that protects
- 5:21Speaker 1: you when these things happen in the event that they happen.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
- 5:29Speaker 1: off some stuff from happening. It really really can. Prayer
- 5:33Speaker 1: can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll give
- 5:36Speaker 1: you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
- 5:39Speaker 1: because see, see it's the best way for me to
- 5:41Speaker 1: do it, because see, what I don't like to do
- 5:43Speaker 1: is talk to people without letting them know.
- 5:45Speaker 7: Hey, look I'm in this hole with you. I feel
- 5:48Speaker 7: where yet? Okay, here we go.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I was making some decisions a few years ago because
- 5:56Speaker 1: what I thought I was doing was counterbalancing something that
- 5:59Speaker 1: was happening in my life. You know, I thought that
- 6:03Speaker 1: since I wasn't happy or well for whatever the reason
- 6:08Speaker 1: I thought I wasn't happy, if I, as wrong as
- 6:11Speaker 1: I am, wanted to blame somebody else from my unhappiness.
- 6:14Speaker 1: That's really if I make a bad decision because I'm
- 6:19Speaker 1: thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, Holy pardon too. Wrongs don't
- 6:23Speaker 1: make it right, and I make a decision to do
- 6:25Speaker 1: something wrong, and now the consequences come when I do
- 6:29Speaker 1: something wrong. See then that I already know, as an
- 6:34Speaker 1: intelligent thinking man, as most of you are, that when
- 6:37Speaker 1: you do something wrong, that you know there is a
- 6:41Speaker 1: consequence for that I teach that to my sons. When
- 6:44Speaker 1: you do something wrong, there is a consequence. So as
- 6:46Speaker 1: an adult, I fully understood the consequence. And so what
- 6:50Speaker 1: I was doing was I was making some decisions that
- 6:53Speaker 1: was causing some consequences in my life, that was delaying
- 6:57Speaker 1: my happiness, delaying my progress, causing my business not to
- 7:01Speaker 1: go the way it could go, so forth and so on. Well,
- 7:05Speaker 1: what I started doing was I took out this insurance
- 7:08Speaker 1: policy called Prayer, and I started putting it in my
- 7:11Speaker 1: mix on a daily basis. And then I started putting
- 7:14Speaker 1: it in my mix, you know, two three times a day.
- 7:17Speaker 1: And then I found myself using it all the time.
- 7:20Speaker 1: And then I really started putting it in when I
- 7:23Speaker 1: didn't need any help, when I wasn't in trouble, I
- 7:25Speaker 1: started putting insurance in. I started making deposits into the bank.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I started paying my premiums down and Prayer is like
- 7:33Speaker 1: a premium, you just pay into it. Then when situations
- 7:37Speaker 1: started coming up, now that Prayer that I had put in,
- 7:42Speaker 1: that in those premiums I had paid it started preventing
- 7:45Speaker 1: me from making the decisions I was making in the past.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Thus I didn't have to suffer the consequences. Thus, my
- 7:53Speaker 1: businesses didn't have to be delayed in this progress because
- 7:57Speaker 1: I had put some payments on some premiums. I had
- 8:00Speaker 1: taken out an insurance policy with my life, my real life.
- 8:05Speaker 1: I'm talking about your life where you make your day
- 8:07Speaker 1: to day decisions in I'm not talking about see life
- 8:10Speaker 1: insurance is only good if you die. God has a
- 8:14Speaker 1: policy that's available that's available for you.
- 8:17Speaker 7: Why are you living?
- 8:19Speaker 1: See?
- 8:20Speaker 7: In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad
- 8:23Speaker 7: got to happen.
- 8:25Speaker 9: Now.
- 8:25Speaker 7: There may be some others out there I don't know
- 8:27Speaker 7: nothing about, but all.
- 8:28Speaker 1: The ones I got my car insurance, they only come
- 8:32Speaker 1: into play if I have an accident. I have an
- 8:35Speaker 1: accident insurance policy where if something happens to me, I
- 8:38Speaker 1: got accident, I got My voice is covered in case
- 8:42Speaker 1: something happened to that. I got that, but I got
- 8:45Speaker 1: to not be able to talk to cash that one.
- 8:48Speaker 1: You understand everything. I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show
- 8:53Speaker 1: up on my homeowner's insurance unless it's a flood, a fire,
- 8:58Speaker 1: a felt. Something bad got to happen for my insurance
- 9:01Speaker 1: to even make sense. When you take out the policy
- 9:06Speaker 1: with your heavenly father, when you pay the premiums of prayer,
- 9:10Speaker 1: and that's all it costs.
- 9:11Speaker 7: Man, It ain't you.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Ain't got to have no money for this policy I
- 9:16Speaker 1: put into the policy. It pays me dividends and benefits
- 9:22Speaker 1: for living. Ain't nothing got to go wrong for me
- 9:26Speaker 1: to cash in on this policy. I use this policy
- 9:31Speaker 1: for good things. I give you example. I use this
- 9:35Speaker 1: policy to ask God to watch over my family when
- 9:39Speaker 1: I travel, make the decisions to pay your premiums in prayer,
- 9:43Speaker 1: Talk to your heavenly father, get you some insurance in
- 9:46Speaker 1: your life.
- 9:47Speaker 7: And when you have little things like that, keep on stepping. Man.
- 9:50Speaker 7: God loves you.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Man, Man, I show hope you talk to God today
- 9:54Speaker 1: because guess what He shure would like to hear from you.
- 9:56Speaker 7: That's for sure.
- 9:57Speaker 3: You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning Ship.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, truck driver, school teachers,
- 10:10Speaker 1: emergency response people, nurses, the doctor that misdiagnosed me, to
- 10:19Speaker 1: all my teachers who made the contribution to attempting to
- 10:26Speaker 1: educate me. I want to thank you. I want to
- 10:30Speaker 1: thank This is an acceptance. Miss Patterson and Miss Blanding
- 10:42Speaker 1: tried to convince me at an early age that I
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- 10:49Speaker 1: I want to thank the Morning Show crew for their
- 10:55Speaker 1: supporting due diligence over the years since two thousand and five.
- 11:03Speaker 1: I want to thank Sharley Strawberry, who's been with me
- 11:06Speaker 1: from the beginning in the year two thousand. I want
- 11:12Speaker 1: to thank Junior, who has shown me through his resilience
- 11:17Speaker 1: and fortitude that I too can survive anything. I want
- 11:23Speaker 1: to thank Mississippi Monica. But when I went bald, I
- 11:27Speaker 1: thought that I had a lot of faul head, and
- 11:29Speaker 1: then I saw hers with hair on it. Now, when
- 11:31Speaker 1: I'm fine, I want to thank NBC for letting me
- 11:41Speaker 1: go to talk showing little big shots at the same
- 11:45Speaker 1: time you push me.
- 11:50Speaker 7: Into what I am now. I want to thank you,
- 11:56Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen.
- 11:57Speaker 1: I'm starting to Steve Morning Show today with an acceptance
- 12:02Speaker 1: speech of gratitude and a couple of digs.
- 12:07Speaker 7: Because I'm human.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I also want to thank a person that you all know,
- 12:13Speaker 1: but I can't tell you who it was who called
- 12:15Speaker 1: me last night and required some counseling for fifty minutes,
- 12:22Speaker 1: and after fifty minutes of talking, he didn't hear thing
- 12:27Speaker 1: I said. I should have never answered that call. I'm
- 12:35Speaker 1: asking the Lord to reward me for that because I
- 12:40Speaker 1: personally see no value in picking up that call. They
- 12:46Speaker 1: say God's ways is high above the earth. That's the heavens.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Obviously that was one of them. I want to thank
- 12:53Speaker 1: Calling for Real for representing all the derelic women out there,
- 13:00Speaker 1: the tie cutters and gas tank ruiners and one the
- 13:04Speaker 1: one shield busting and I want to thank her for
- 13:09Speaker 1: the court case of walking in with.
- 13:11Speaker 7: The term allegedly. Thank you, thank you, and most of all,
- 13:20Speaker 7: isn't worths of snoop? I want to thank me.
- 13:25Speaker 3: It's my favorite.
- 13:26Speaker 7: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 13:30Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Steve.
- 13:33Speaker 1: We think coming.
- 13:36Speaker 10: At thirty after the hour. We got the nephew on
- 13:41Speaker 10: deck to run that brank back right after this. You're
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- 14:21Speaker 10: All right, it is time now to start your morning
- 14:23Speaker 10: off with the nephew and run that brank back.
- 14:25Speaker 1: What you got for his nest? Panic party?
- 14:28Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 14:29Speaker 1: Oh u win, folks show, let's go get out Panit partner.
- 14:39Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Well, I'm gonna got a wrong number mone
- 14:45Speaker 4: of his markers. I'm trying to find Is this the
- 14:47Speaker 4: person that lives in in nineteen A?
- 14:51Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, nineteen Hey Gary, what's up?
- 14:53Speaker 4: I'm trying to find the lady that lives in nineteen A?
- 14:58Speaker 4: Am I calling the right place?
- 15:00Speaker 12: He's talking about Bree?
- 15:01Speaker 8: Bree?
- 15:02Speaker 9: That's that's it? Bree?
- 15:04Speaker 4: Is Bree available?
- 15:06Speaker 9: Uh?
- 15:07Speaker 13: Nah?
- 15:07Speaker 12: Man, she she's probably at word.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, well listen, I'm I'm I live
- 15:14Speaker 4: in I live on the eighteenth floor. Me and some
- 15:16Speaker 4: of the guys on the eighteenth floor are throwing throwing
- 15:19Speaker 4: a party on the rooftop and we were gonna we're
- 15:22Speaker 4: inviting a few people. So I was trying to yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 15:26Speaker 4: So we was gonna invite Bree. I'd never seen you before.
- 15:29Speaker 4: I didn't know you. So you live in the building too, Yeah?
- 15:32Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, man, I lived in nineteen eight with her.
- 15:33Speaker 12: Yeah that's my girl.
- 15:34Speaker 4: What's up?
- 15:35Speaker 12: Wait? Where where's the party?
- 15:37Speaker 4: Okay? The party is Friday night?
- 15:39Speaker 9: All right, the party is Friday night.
- 15:40Speaker 4: So yeah, Well, like I said, we were reaching out
- 15:43Speaker 4: and you know, we wanted to invite I never you know,
- 15:45Speaker 4: I've seen Brie coming in out of the building and
- 15:48Speaker 4: and uh, you know, the doorman told me that you
- 15:50Speaker 4: think she lives on the nineteenth floor somewhere. So so yeah,
- 15:53Speaker 4: I was trying to shed where's come and get way?
- 15:58Speaker 4: You're on the eighteenth r I'm on eighteen four half. Yeah, yeah,
- 16:03Speaker 4: I'm at eighteen half. So the parties, you know, is
- 16:06Speaker 4: on Friday night, like about ten o'clock, ten to ten
- 16:08Speaker 4: to one. We're inviting a few people out.
- 16:10Speaker 12: So but but like I said, you know, I didn't I.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Didn't know you lived with breathe. But this is a
- 16:17Speaker 4: this is a cool thing, man. But so we're having
- 16:19Speaker 4: We're having a panty party on Friday night.
- 16:22Speaker 13: What a panty party?
- 16:24Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 16:24Speaker 4: Yeah, on on the rooftop. We're having a panty party.
- 16:26Speaker 4: You know, we got food and drinks and all that
- 16:28Speaker 4: kind of stuff. So I was wanting to see if
- 16:30Speaker 4: she wanted to come out.
- 16:32Speaker 14: So so that that's what you do, Margaret, that's what
- 16:34Speaker 14: you'll do on the eighteen four, y'all just hit up
- 16:36Speaker 14: folks and try to get these girls come to a
- 16:39Speaker 14: painty party, a panty party.
- 16:41Speaker 4: We have a party once once every you know, once
- 16:44Speaker 4: every once a quarter. We throw a party.
- 16:46Speaker 14: So you know, just keep up this bullet brow to
- 16:49Speaker 14: me the last party you're throwing. It does matter with
- 16:51Speaker 14: you calling me out.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Yeah, the language, the language, bro hold on, hold on.
- 16:57Speaker 4: First of all, I didn't know Breed live with someone
- 17:00Speaker 4: in nineteen Ay, I've never seen anybody other than Brie.
- 17:04Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, since I warned my soft dog, who are
- 17:06Speaker 12: you Mark?
- 17:08Speaker 4: Okay? So so okay, I'm Marcus. But let's just calm down.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Like I said, all I'm trying to do is invite
- 17:15Speaker 4: Bree to to you know, to a party.
- 17:17Speaker 14: Now, Brie ain't coming to the penny party. Boy, what's
- 17:21Speaker 14: the matter with you?
- 17:23Speaker 4: Okay? So let's let let me ask you this, sir.
- 17:26Speaker 4: I called for Brie, I don't know, yeah, and you
- 17:29Speaker 4: got Gary.
- 17:30Speaker 9: If I don't know.
- 17:30Speaker 4: I don't know nothing about no Jerry. Okay, so brit
- 17:34Speaker 4: would have to let me know that that she doesn't
- 17:37Speaker 4: want to come to the party. But since I thought
- 17:40Speaker 4: I had to write number for Brie, well I'll do
- 17:43Speaker 4: is find out how to get in touch with Bree directly,
- 17:45Speaker 4: because once again I didn't know I was getting in
- 17:47Speaker 4: contact with Gary. I thought I was getting in touch
- 17:49Speaker 4: with Brie.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:51Speaker 14: Yeah, you're going to be worth much to breed man
- 17:52Speaker 14: when I cut that off, you to call me.
- 17:55Speaker 12: That's my girl, that's my girl.
- 17:57Speaker 9: Okay, so it's your girl, all right.
- 17:59Speaker 4: But like I say, I didn't know she had a
- 18:01Speaker 4: boyfriend anything. But that doesn't stop me from asking Brie
- 18:04Speaker 4: if she wants to come to the party.
- 18:06Speaker 14: Yeah, well she ain't single. She's not single. The only
- 18:08Speaker 14: the only thing single in nineteen A is that single barrel.
- 18:12Speaker 14: That's the only thing that single up in nineteen as.
- 18:14Speaker 4: Okay, so let me ask you this man, how long
- 18:16Speaker 4: have you to breathe been together?
- 18:17Speaker 12: I don't worry about what the my girl? What the
- 18:20Speaker 12: are you?
- 18:21Speaker 4: Hey?
- 18:21Speaker 9: I think I think Bree.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Can make her own decision or if she want to
- 18:25Speaker 4: come to the party, I just call her directly. I
- 18:27Speaker 4: just got the wrong number mixed up, that's all it is.
- 18:30Speaker 14: No, you got the right number, Marcus, you got the
- 18:33Speaker 14: You got the right number and the wrong mother.
- 18:35Speaker 4: So are you trying to say Brie can't make up
- 18:37Speaker 4: on my mind on her she want to come to
- 18:39Speaker 4: the party or not?
- 18:40Speaker 14: Bris she can make up. She can make up her
- 18:42Speaker 14: mind if she wants to. I think she has made
- 18:44Speaker 14: it up, Marcus, I think she has.
- 18:46Speaker 9: Well, how do you know that?
- 18:47Speaker 4: I haven't even asked to come to the paned party?
- 18:50Speaker 12: What the you want, Marcus? What do you really want?
- 18:53Speaker 4: I won't breathe at the panded party, That's what I want.
- 18:58Speaker 13: You can't have, Briant, no handy parties, that's mine. Listen, mother,
- 19:04Speaker 13: I'm at work right now. Don't come and leave with
- 19:06Speaker 13: this both. I've been in that building for years. I've
- 19:08Speaker 13: never heard no panty party before.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Are you gonna ask her to come to the panty party?
- 19:13Speaker 13: Do I need to ask that panty party? And you, Marcus,
- 19:17Speaker 13: My girl ain't coming in no penny parties?
- 19:20Speaker 1: All right?
- 19:21Speaker 4: All right? I see what I gotta do now. I
- 19:22Speaker 4: gotta go to the door man and get Brianna's get
- 19:25Speaker 4: Breez's number, and I ask you to come. You're not
- 19:27Speaker 4: gonna pass on the message that I want her to
- 19:29Speaker 4: have me.
- 19:31Speaker 13: Let me tell you something. You better not come in
- 19:32Speaker 13: no door, man, you better not come to nineteen eight.
- 19:35Speaker 13: That's my girl. Stay away from her.
- 19:38Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, all right, cool. So, I mean, I
- 19:42Speaker 4: don't know what else to say. Parties in a few days,
- 19:45Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let up until
- 19:47Speaker 4: I can at least give Brion I'm an invitation to
- 19:48Speaker 4: come out to the panty party.
- 19:51Speaker 13: Give invitation, bring it coming up? Don't even want to
- 19:54Speaker 13: you can see there is me.
- 19:55Speaker 9: So let me ask you this.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Are you a saying of breeds fannies?
- 19:58Speaker 9: Do you not want her?
- 20:00Speaker 4: You do not want us to see her in the
- 20:01Speaker 4: in the in her panties.
- 20:02Speaker 13: I mean, what if we don't worry about me or
- 20:06Speaker 13: my girl or teens? You got me, you got me?
- 20:10Speaker 4: Okay, all right, man, I'm.
- 20:11Speaker 13: Not if I wasn't at work, I crossed mother Lucky
- 20:15Speaker 13: you called me at work.
- 20:16Speaker 9: I know you at work.
- 20:17Speaker 4: And because somebody told me you at work. You know
- 20:20Speaker 4: who told me you at work?
- 20:21Speaker 13: Gary could have told you that was at work mother
- 20:25Speaker 13: Bree told me.
- 20:26Speaker 12: You at work.
- 20:27Speaker 4: This is a nephew tom me from the Steve Alby
- 20:29Speaker 4: Morning Show.
- 20:29Speaker 13: You just got mother, I told you.
- 20:33Speaker 4: What's the.
- 20:36Speaker 8: Hey?
- 20:36Speaker 4: Hey, Hey Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, listen to me. This
- 20:39Speaker 4: is nephew tell me from the Steve Alby Morning Show.
- 20:43Speaker 4: Your girl Brionna got me to prank phone call you.
- 20:47Speaker 12: This is a prank.
- 20:56Speaker 9: You alright?
- 20:57Speaker 4: Man?
- 20:59Speaker 8: You are man, I'm in the closet right now, closet,
- 21:10Speaker 8: come home.
- 21:12Speaker 12: How you doing me like that at work?
- 21:13Speaker 9: Man?
- 21:13Speaker 12: I need this job. I got bills to.
- 21:15Speaker 8: Pay and I got one more question.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Man, what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
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- 21:42Speaker 11: Have you heard about trainer Games? Add this to your
- 21:45Speaker 11: ben's list. This season, ten athletes will face the toughest
- 21:48Speaker 11: job interview in fitness that will push them past physical
- 21:52Speaker 11: and mental breaking points with grueling challenges that can be
- 21:55Speaker 11: only one winner, who is the fittest of the fit,
- 21:58Speaker 11: and leave here with an I fit were two hundred
- 22:01Speaker 11: and fifty thousand dollars.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Who will you be rooting for?
- 22:05Speaker 11: Get ready for Trainer Games streaming on Prime Videos starting
- 22:08Speaker 11: January eighth. Check out Trainer games dot com for details.
- 22:13Speaker 10: It's time for Ask the CLO with our Chief Love Officer,
- 22:17Speaker 10: Steve Harvey and the building ready for your love questions,
- 22:21Speaker 10: Chanelle and Roanoke says, I found out my sixteen year
- 22:24Speaker 10: old son is having sex and snuck a girl in
- 22:27Speaker 10: the house. Our dogs walk through the kitchen with a
- 22:30Speaker 10: condom wrapper in his mouth, and my son turned red
- 22:34Speaker 10: as a single mom.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Do I get his dad involved? How do I handle this?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Well, first of all, let me command your dog, because
- 22:43Speaker 1: your rappers really hard to swallow. And he knew by
- 22:48Speaker 1: the smell of this that this was very interesting, had
- 22:50Speaker 1: never been this before, so this let me get this
- 22:53Speaker 1: outside in the garage.
- 22:55Speaker 7: Well, I can see what this really is. That's what,
- 22:57Speaker 7: so kudos to the doll.
- 23:00Speaker 1: First of all.
- 23:02Speaker 7: Secondly, you need to get his father involved.
- 23:06Speaker 1: And it's not gonna be the reprimand that you think,
- 23:10Speaker 1: but you do need to get the father involved. He's sixteen.
- 23:14Speaker 1: You can forget having the conversation of this is wrong
- 23:17Speaker 1: and you shouldn't do that. You can you can throw
- 23:20Speaker 1: that conversation out the window. Once the boy taste the fruits,
- 23:28Speaker 1: it's his quest till he died. It's no backing out
- 23:32Speaker 1: of this. Okay, out and tried it one time. Now
- 23:35Speaker 1: I'm a wait till I get married. That that conversation.
- 23:38Speaker 1: You think, what conversation you've didn't had with this boys?
- 23:41Speaker 1: The best thing he did was use protection. The deed
- 23:45Speaker 1: is already done. And I'm telling you right now, once
- 23:48Speaker 1: the deed is done, that is you can't close that
- 23:51Speaker 1: covet door.
- 23:52Speaker 7: That door don't shut. No, that that door don't shut.
- 23:55Speaker 1: It's it's your whole life quest from that moment on,
- 23:59Speaker 1: once you get that fruit, a piece of that path. Yeah,
- 24:10Speaker 1: what did it?
- 24:10Speaker 4: Well?
- 24:11Speaker 10: Earlier?
- 24:12Speaker 1: Driving forth, it makes me feel just the whole motivation
- 24:17Speaker 1: Why buy calls and jewelry, rains, swimming and houses, homes, dreams, calls, watching,
- 24:25Speaker 1: Oh yes.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Steve, thank you coello. Yeah, it's clear.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Uh Andy.
- 24:35Speaker 10: Moving on to Andy and Detroit, Andy says, I was
- 24:38Speaker 10: initially attracted to my wife because she's wealthy and loves
- 24:42Speaker 10: nice things. I have a great job, but she makes
- 24:45Speaker 10: a lot more money than I do. Her friends say,
- 24:48Speaker 10: I'm an opportunist. Why is it acceptable if a woman
- 24:52Speaker 10: marries up, but if a man does it not so much?
- 24:57Speaker 1: Well, you know it's called double standards, bro. You know
- 25:00Speaker 1: it's the same reason. If a man sleep with everybody
- 25:03Speaker 1: in the office, he's still mister Jackson, and if a
- 25:06Speaker 1: woman do it, she everything but her name because it's
- 25:09Speaker 1: double standards and it's such a rarity. But when it happens,
- 25:14Speaker 1: you know, I mean, but why you're letting it bother you?
- 25:17Speaker 1: But you said, yeah, you were first attracted to her
- 25:21Speaker 1: because she was wealthy. That's what you're saying. He did
- 25:25Speaker 1: he did. So, Now that was your first attraction and
- 25:28Speaker 1: she liked nice things, Okay, cool. It wasn't her eyes,
- 25:33Speaker 1: it wasn't her dreams, the way she looked at you,
- 25:36Speaker 1: the way she treated you. No, you liked her because
- 25:38Speaker 1: she was wealthy. So now that's what you put out.
- 25:42Speaker 1: That's what everybody then picked up on. Because trust me, bro,
- 25:46Speaker 1: there is no way to hide that I first got
- 25:50Speaker 1: with my wife and failed for her because of she
- 25:54Speaker 1: was wealthy. Okay, and and loves nice things. You ain't
- 25:58Speaker 1: saying nothing about her being a beautiful person. I don't hockey.
- 26:01Speaker 7: You can imagine her making a great mother for your children.
- 26:05Speaker 1: You they say none of that.
- 26:06Speaker 4: You said that.
- 26:07Speaker 1: So now if you don't think that that's what exudes
- 26:10Speaker 1: from your body, and you don't think other people can
- 26:13Speaker 1: pick up on that, especially women, I don't know what
- 26:15Speaker 1: to tell you. Man. Congratulations, you accomplished the mission. Now
- 26:19Speaker 1: you got to live the life, because I'm telling you
- 26:21Speaker 1: right now, the riches ain't gonna last.
- 26:23Speaker 13: Hm.
- 26:25Speaker 7: You're gonna need to be in love, and you're gonna need.
- 26:27Speaker 1: To like somebody, all right.
- 26:32Speaker 7: A lot of rich women ain't got no men.
- 26:37Speaker 3: All right.
- 26:38Speaker 10: Moving on to Dana in Fairview, Dana says, my husband
- 26:41Speaker 10: and I are separated because I sent a picture of
- 26:43Speaker 10: my vijayj to him.
- 26:45Speaker 3: While he was at work.
- 26:47Speaker 10: I had never done anything like that, but my coworker
- 26:50Speaker 10: said it was it was a way to keep my
- 26:52Speaker 10: marriage spicy.
- 26:54Speaker 1: He didn't like it.
- 26:55Speaker 3: How do I fix things?
- 26:58Speaker 11: What he like?
- 27:00Speaker 2: What happened?
- 27:01Speaker 1: What is it not to light?
- 27:04Speaker 3: It was because she sent it at work to him
- 27:06Speaker 3: while he was at work.
- 27:08Speaker 7: Okay, what what what did it hit the Was it
- 27:12Speaker 7: on the text thread with the coworkers?
- 27:16Speaker 4: That was it?
- 27:17Speaker 1: But I don't understand why you separate it though. What
- 27:21Speaker 1: so this dude, listen to me. I want you to
- 27:24Speaker 1: pay careful closest. I want you to pay pay careful
- 27:27Speaker 1: attention to what I'm about to say. If a man
- 27:31Speaker 1: leaves you and separates from you for that reason, right there,
- 27:35Speaker 1: I can tell you, as a man, and I've been
- 27:38Speaker 1: a man a long time, that ain't the reason. Yes,
- 27:42Speaker 1: he is using that as a reason, but that ain't
- 27:46Speaker 1: no read it ain't a man living nowhere if you
- 27:51Speaker 1: send him a picture of the Promised Land, that he
- 27:56Speaker 1: is gonna stop talking to you and pack his stuff up.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Who is this guy? What are you talking about? You
- 28:06Speaker 1: need to look a little bit deeper into this situation.
- 28:09Speaker 1: First of all, why did you need to spice up
- 28:11Speaker 1: the relationship because their coworker told her? Well? But see,
- 28:17Speaker 1: but see, guess what your coworker told you that because
- 28:19Speaker 1: y'all done had some unspicy conversations about your relationship. I agree. Now,
- 28:25Speaker 1: your coworker didn't tell you nothing wrong. She was trying
- 28:28Speaker 1: to help you, but your man because you needed some
- 28:31Speaker 1: spicing up, and he needed out. Your spicy picture of
- 28:35Speaker 1: the promised lad gave him the out he needed. Ain't
- 28:38Speaker 1: no man nowhere leaving his wife because she sent a
- 28:42Speaker 1: picture of her thing to the job.
- 28:46Speaker 7: Who is this food?
- 28:49Speaker 3: So to her question, Steve of how do I fix things?
- 28:54Speaker 7: There's the thing is not the picture. The thing is
- 28:59Speaker 7: the real reason he wants to leave, and the real
- 29:03Speaker 7: reason you needed to.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Send it to spice up the relationship in the first place.
- 29:08Speaker 1: I promise you that's it.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Agree, No, dude, No?
- 29:12Speaker 4: Well?
- 29:13Speaker 7: What all right?
- 29:17Speaker 3: Shorty?
- 29:18Speaker 10: And Pensacola says. I'm a waitress at a topless bar.
- 29:21Speaker 10: One of my married customers offered to pay me a
- 29:23Speaker 10: monthly fee for sex. If I get two more customers
- 29:26Speaker 10: like him, I can work from home. I'm not big
- 29:29Speaker 10: on adult Tree. Wait, I'm not big on adult Tree.
- 29:33Speaker 10: So should I only offer my services to single men?
- 29:36Speaker 1: What you are already considering this business proposition? Make your
- 29:44Speaker 1: decision and make your move. You just need too mo now,
- 29:49Speaker 1: all right, it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. It might
- 29:54Speaker 1: be two birds in that push, but if you let
- 29:56Speaker 1: this bird go to reach in there for the two
- 29:59Speaker 1: in the bush, and they fly out the bush. You
- 30:02Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. A bird in the hand is worth
- 30:05Speaker 1: two in the bush.
- 30:06Speaker 15: But if it's two and that are having to catch both,
- 30:09Speaker 15: wouldn't that be better?
- 30:10Speaker 1: See key word in that was a small word with
- 30:13Speaker 1: the smaller, the smallest words with the biggest consequences. If
- 30:17Speaker 1: if I rob this bank and if they don't catch me,
- 30:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna be rich. Okay, a whole lot of ifs
- 30:25Speaker 1: sitting in prison today.
- 30:29Speaker 7: Coming up right after that.
- 30:32Speaker 3: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we
- 30:39Speaker 3: go with something funny.
- 30:41Speaker 10: So Steve, now what is this?
- 30:43Speaker 1: Woman always beat men at arguments? We know this, but
- 30:46Speaker 1: they do because they do things that men don't do
- 30:52Speaker 1: and are incapable of doing. Here's some reasons that you'll
- 30:58Speaker 1: never win an argument. How about the first one you
- 31:01Speaker 1: need to understand. And above all else, they don't forget
- 31:06Speaker 1: what nothing?
- 31:10Speaker 7: They don't forget a dunk gun thing.
- 31:15Speaker 1: You let it go? She said, I forgive you, but
- 31:21Speaker 1: she banked all that information. Women have the biggest hard
- 31:27Speaker 1: drive in their brain ever created. IBM ain't got nothing
- 31:32Speaker 1: on a woman's hard drive.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Baby with sports set.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't erase their hard drive. It's locked in forever.
- 31:41Speaker 11: Remember in nineteen ninety eight, Remember that when I got
- 31:43Speaker 11: that number out of the party.
- 31:44Speaker 1: It was kind of number. Remember that. You remember here's
- 31:48Speaker 1: another You know what we do? We delete information, right?
- 31:53Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 31:53Speaker 1: Oh you deleted the men.
- 31:54Speaker 7: To get it off our phone, computers, everything.
- 31:56Speaker 15: Got to get rid of it.
- 31:57Speaker 7: And they don't.
- 31:58Speaker 5: They don't.
- 32:02Speaker 3: That's stupid.
- 32:03Speaker 1: It's called evidence.
- 32:06Speaker 7: I'll tell you another thing they got.
- 32:08Speaker 1: They got a picture or ever, yes, even if it
- 32:14Speaker 1: ain't a photograph, it's a mental image. They got you.
- 32:21Speaker 1: You know, women come off and don't say here's another one,
- 32:25Speaker 1: and don't say you didn't say something. You're right, you
- 32:30Speaker 1: didn't say it, but your text.
- 32:34Speaker 7: And guess what you'll don't forgot.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Here it is right here, I got it.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I saved you. Here's another reason women always win it,
- 32:45Speaker 1: because women don't care if you answer or pick up
- 32:48Speaker 1: their phone. They don't.
- 32:50Speaker 7: They don't know.
- 32:51Speaker 1: They don't. You know why, because all you gonna find
- 32:55Speaker 1: is pictures of shoes, recipes, baby pictures.
- 32:58Speaker 7: And halfstips. You're right with me, except no evidence. None
- 33:10Speaker 7: Look at it.
- 33:13Speaker 15: Three seven six five. I don't look at the pig coat.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Here's the other reason you can't win the argument because
- 33:21Speaker 1: they can see who you call is on your phone
- 33:25Speaker 1: from a mile away.
- 33:26Speaker 4: They can.
- 33:27Speaker 1: I don't give what kind of protective screen you got
- 33:30Speaker 1: on that the black one that you can't see from
- 33:33Speaker 1: the sun.
- 33:34Speaker 7: You can see.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Who is she. Here's another reason you can't remember. You
- 33:47Speaker 1: can't win an argument. Why because they remember exact dates, Yes,
- 33:57Speaker 1: exact dates, with the detail, what you had, what you
- 34:02Speaker 1: was eating, all of that, what car you was in,
- 34:07Speaker 1: where you were sitting. Can't breathe it out, breathe it out.
- 34:14Speaker 1: There's another reason you can't win an argument with a woman.
- 34:18Speaker 1: You ready without even setting it up. They lie for
- 34:24Speaker 1: each other, Charlie. They don't do none of that.
- 34:34Speaker 7: Carlo, Where was I yesterday?
- 34:36Speaker 1: At my house? Immediately we were.
- 34:40Speaker 10: Watching we have the car, We were watching the Atlanta Housewise,
- 34:45Speaker 10: I got a call Jay, I was with you and
- 34:49Speaker 10: I got to say something.
- 34:52Speaker 1: And here's the other reason you can't win an argument,
- 34:55Speaker 1: because they have one put down.
- 34:59Speaker 7: That no man and has ever been able to top.
- 35:03Speaker 7: Here is to put down they used.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Stop acting like some little old girl, except they don't
- 35:10Speaker 1: use girls. She just called me.
- 35:16Speaker 7: After that, you're shaken to the court.
- 35:20Speaker 1: You can't come back like right now, you just stuck
- 35:23Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, stop acting like some little old girls.
- 35:28Speaker 5: But they don't say girl.
- 35:29Speaker 7: But they don't say girls. Now you're up in here.
- 35:30Speaker 1: All you hear is that we went again that argument.
- 35:34Speaker 7: You ain't got no more point?
- 35:37Speaker 1: What man?
- 35:38Speaker 15: What actually you was winning the argument?
- 35:45Speaker 3: We know how to shut it down?
- 35:48Speaker 2: Wow?
- 35:48Speaker 1: Man?
- 35:49Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 35:51Speaker 13: Man?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Why did that hurt?
- 35:52Speaker 12: Someone?
- 35:52Speaker 4: Like?
- 35:52Speaker 5: Because no comeback? You got no comeback.
- 35:55Speaker 7: But let me tell you something, ladies, Yes, you should
- 35:58Speaker 7: never say that to your man.
- 36:00Speaker 1: I would never say that. I've never been because because
- 36:03Speaker 1: words cut really deep. And once you cut a man
- 36:07Speaker 1: so deep, how do you fix that? And I know
- 36:12Speaker 1: women who have used that on their man a lot.
- 36:15Speaker 1: And I'm telling you it's hard to come back for that,
- 36:18Speaker 1: because men I come back for that is well, okay,
- 36:23Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know. Somebody don't think I'm
- 36:26Speaker 1: a little old girl? Yeah, because what that? That's that's
- 36:29Speaker 1: the ultimate insult for a man. You're just a little
- 36:33Speaker 1: old girl.
- 36:34Speaker 13: Man.
- 36:36Speaker 15: You can't come back from that.
- 36:39Speaker 7: And when you do that to a man, you damage
- 36:41Speaker 7: you when you say telling about.
- 36:45Speaker 13: House not.
- 36:48Speaker 16: Ouse that right now, this is how your women really
- 36:55Speaker 16: feel about you. What's bad is when you see a
- 36:57Speaker 16: guy get done in public like that?
- 37:00Speaker 1: Us, oh you work?
- 37:02Speaker 9: That is.
- 37:05Speaker 1: You see his lady do that? Like women to see that?
- 37:10Speaker 13: That's right? Women.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Women don't like over that.
- 37:13Speaker 5: Yeah, oh man.
- 37:14Speaker 3: Women don't like to see a woman belittling her man
- 37:17Speaker 3: in public.
- 37:18Speaker 1: We don't. I've seen it.
- 37:20Speaker 5: You ain leave me.
- 37:21Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 37:28Speaker 11: Have you heard about Trainer Games? Add this to your
- 37:31Speaker 11: ben's list this season? Then athletes will face the toughest
- 37:34Speaker 11: job interview in fitness that will push them past physical
- 37:37Speaker 11: and mental breaking points with grueling challenges that can be
- 37:41Speaker 11: only one winner who is the fittest of the fit
- 37:44Speaker 11: and leave here with an eye fit contract where two
- 37:46Speaker 11: hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Who will you be rooting for?
- 37:50Speaker 11: Get ready for Trainer Games streaming on Prime Videos starting
- 37:54Speaker 11: January eighth. Check out trainer games dot com for details.
- 37:59Speaker 10: It's time out for around him. Would you rather would
- 38:02Speaker 10: you rather communicate only with emojis?
- 38:06Speaker 3: Okay?
- 38:07Speaker 1: Or did you call them Steve imogys emojis?
- 38:11Speaker 10: Or would you rather communicate by writing everything down right now?
- 38:16Speaker 1: Because I don't know what half the emojis?
- 38:18Speaker 13: You know what?
- 38:19Speaker 15: I don't know half the emojis, I'm doing an emojis.
- 38:22Speaker 15: I can't write no more.
- 38:25Speaker 3: It's hard.
- 38:28Speaker 1: That's another stupid sting. You fit can't write? He can't
- 38:34Speaker 1: write no more?
- 38:35Speaker 7: Where did you forget?
- 38:38Speaker 5: When was that?
- 38:40Speaker 10: Would you rather get your toe in the middle of
- 38:43Speaker 10: the night or would you rather bite your tongue while
- 38:46Speaker 10: you're eating off in the middle.
- 38:50Speaker 15: This tongue? Yeah, I don't want that toe in the
- 38:54Speaker 15: middle of the night and tan up everything.
- 38:56Speaker 11: In the room that's going, that's going well, off that
- 39:00Speaker 11: that's gonna last a while.
- 39:04Speaker 15: Toe and then hit that dresser, that nice stand, hit
- 39:08Speaker 15: your on that door.
- 39:09Speaker 1: I did it on the stepped on toys, all that. Yeah,
- 39:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite my tongue, even though I hate it.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite my tongue, both of them ugly. But
- 39:22Speaker 1: that when you stub that toe, it's a serious domino effect.
- 39:31Speaker 1: First of all, Like you know, man, when you bite
- 39:34Speaker 1: your tongue, you all you do is whipper. When you
- 39:37Speaker 1: stub your toe, you holler, you cuss, you rake stuff
- 39:42Speaker 1: off the night scan, you tad out the drapes off
- 39:45Speaker 1: the wall, and you feel on yourself. All that happens, Yes,
- 39:51Speaker 1: all that happened. You stubb that toe? Right, you don't
- 39:54Speaker 1: even know you because I sleep neked. I walk up
- 39:56Speaker 1: to the bathroom and you stub that toe. And after
- 39:58Speaker 1: you rake everything off your night's thanking and Tadam drake
- 40:02Speaker 1: down you was going to the bathroom, you realize you
- 40:06Speaker 1: don't even have to go no more because your whole
- 40:08Speaker 1: five win.
- 40:09Speaker 3: Yes, all right?
- 40:16Speaker 10: Would you rather your former sex partners say that you
- 40:18Speaker 10: were horrible in bed or that you you referred them
- 40:22Speaker 10: to say you rather than to say you were musty?
- 40:24Speaker 3: You were bad in bed?
- 40:26Speaker 1: What they say? I ain't mustard? Now hold on, I ain't.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Hell no, hell yeah, hell yeah, I was musty.
- 40:34Speaker 7: I was working. Yes, what you're nothing to do is
- 40:38Speaker 7: be talking about I wasn't working.
- 40:39Speaker 1: That ain't heppen.
- 40:42Speaker 5: Look at that ego.
- 40:47Speaker 7: That's work, work effort.
- 40:51Speaker 10: Last one, would you rather spend the day with Superman
- 40:54Speaker 10: or would you rather spend the day with wonder Woman?
- 40:57Speaker 1: Wonder Woman that rope around. Now, I'm gonna hang out
- 41:04Speaker 1: with Superman. You say the wrong thing to wonder Woman
- 41:07Speaker 1: ain't gonna go good for you. I don't want to
- 41:11Speaker 1: offend her, So I'm gonna have this come on and fly.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Over him Today's brownded Would you rather thank you?
- 41:18Speaker 10: Guys?
- 41:18Speaker 3: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
- 41:26Speaker 1: All right, Steve, go ahead, Well, now.
- 41:31Speaker 7: What you about to hear?
- 41:35Speaker 1: It's your comedic genius, but I must lay a disclaimer.
- 41:43Speaker 1: This is going to be a little edgy.
- 41:48Speaker 7: It's gonna ruffle a couple of feathers.
- 41:53Speaker 1: So I'm just letting you know this. This is j
- 41:55Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. If you asked me do it, and I
- 42:02Speaker 1: kind of got an idea. I don't know exactly what
- 42:04Speaker 1: it is, but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah, but
- 42:11Speaker 1: I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer, Okay, that
- 42:15Speaker 1: no one can call us and say nothing about it.
- 42:17Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what he's gonna do, but he
- 42:20Speaker 1: could ruffle some feathers, Lady and general.
- 42:23Speaker 5: J Anthony Brown, all right, what I'm about to do
- 42:27Speaker 5: right now?
- 42:28Speaker 17: Every year, a lot of people, good people you know,
- 42:32Speaker 17: meaning good have quansa parties.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Now, okay, let's start right there. Yes, I don't think
- 42:39Speaker 1: it's a lot of people. You can go ahead.
- 42:43Speaker 7: You must be trying to build this Junke up.
- 42:45Speaker 5: And trying to build it up.
- 42:47Speaker 7: It's not a lot of quans.
- 42:50Speaker 17: How about people have a Quanta party and don't a
- 42:53Speaker 17: lot of people come, and they wonder why people don't come.
- 42:58Speaker 17: What I have is cogestions to get more people to
- 43:02Speaker 17: your Quanza party. Number one, offer a free don get
- 43:08Speaker 17: to anybody who will show up.
- 43:13Speaker 5: One size fit all.
- 43:18Speaker 9: Bam.
- 43:20Speaker 11: Learn.
- 43:23Speaker 17: Everybody that shows that to your Kwanza party, you get
- 43:27Speaker 17: a free bean pile.
- 43:29Speaker 5: If you don't like bean, give a sweet potato. If
- 43:32Speaker 5: you can't.
- 43:33Speaker 17: Everybody don't like me, I like, I love. Okay, Now
- 43:37Speaker 17: this one is really good. This is really really good.
- 43:41Speaker 17: If you have a Kuwanza parties, then you can demonstrate
- 43:44Speaker 17: what I mean by this. Do not have more than
- 43:47Speaker 17: two velosifying brothers or sisters at your party.
- 43:53Speaker 5: You don't want more than two in there. You don't
- 43:56Speaker 5: want to, you know, brothers.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Let me say this about this time, this period that
- 44:00Speaker 1: we partake of in this a questrious moment, a history
- 44:06Speaker 1: of filing or the gytutrichness or the barbariousness of what
- 44:12Speaker 1: these holidays are too. That's why we celebrate quads. But
- 44:17Speaker 1: I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that. We
- 44:23Speaker 1: contitulate the situation knowing that it is phaagorically not a
- 44:30Speaker 1: capability of scientific split.
- 44:33Speaker 17: Let let me interject some sensibility into this conversation. Okay,
- 44:39Speaker 17: you don't want a whole bunch of them at your party. Okay,
- 44:43Speaker 17: it ends up the mood number five.
- 44:46Speaker 18: Ease up, this is very what easer you know what?
- 44:51Speaker 18: Ease up me right up on the incense and sage. Okay,
- 45:03Speaker 18: because the black of my nose is burning.
- 45:07Speaker 1: How my shoes? They're like, I got a headache?
- 45:13Speaker 15: Noxious, I'm gonna my green tastes like Saint.
- 45:26Speaker 5: Number two.
- 45:27Speaker 1: You want number seven?
- 45:28Speaker 17: You want to play something other than the Lion King, Anne,
- 45:31Speaker 17: This is vendpoint. The African drummers don't have to play
- 45:36Speaker 17: all night long, Okay, they Shirley dinner and last but
- 45:44Speaker 17: ninally end last night. Don't tell nobody it's a quantabout it.
- 45:50Speaker 17: Just tell them over Okay, I have.
- 45:54Speaker 1: To tell him something. You I'm having a part of surprise.
- 45:59Speaker 1: I'm having a party, all right. Listen coming up.
- 46:08Speaker 2: For the nephew.
- 46:10Speaker 19: What today's prank phone call that's coming up right after
- 46:13Speaker 19: this compress smell.
- 46:18Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
- 46:25Speaker 10: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
- 46:28Speaker 10: letter for today, and the subject is fake star with
- 46:32Speaker 10: groupie Tendencies.
- 46:34Speaker 3: I said it, fake star with groupie tendencies.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Okay, wait till you hear this one. It's coming up
- 46:40Speaker 1: in a few because right now it is.
- 46:42Speaker 10: Time for the nephew and the prank phone call for today.
- 46:46Speaker 1: What you got for us?
- 46:46Speaker 11: Nep A?
- 46:48Speaker 15: Four to three relationship? Four three relationship?
- 46:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I'm curious find out. Let's go. It'll be something stupid.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Come on, cat dog, let's go. Four three relationship.
- 47:13Speaker 9: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.
- 47:15Speaker 20: Yeah, this is him.
- 47:16Speaker 9: Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
- 47:18Speaker 9: you doing this?
- 47:19Speaker 8: Even?
- 47:19Speaker 9: My brother?
- 47:19Speaker 20: Oh man, I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm working nice bro,
- 47:23Speaker 20: what's going on?
- 47:24Speaker 2: Who is this game?
- 47:25Speaker 9: This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife Keisha
- 47:27Speaker 9: the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
- 47:30Speaker 9: my wife. Yeah, I talked to you. Why she in
- 47:32Speaker 9: right now? No, she's not.
- 47:33Speaker 2: She at work?
- 47:34Speaker 1: Bro?
- 47:34Speaker 9: Okay, okay, I probably got No. I ain't any wake
- 47:36Speaker 9: you up? You work at night or something?
- 47:38Speaker 20: Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night, bro. And no,
- 47:40Speaker 20: people don't call me, that's three o'clock.
- 47:42Speaker 9: What's this? What?
- 47:44Speaker 20: What is a beer collect or something?
- 47:46Speaker 9: No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
- 47:47Speaker 9: talked to you wife, man. She's interested in this thing
- 47:50Speaker 9: we got man called a four to three relationship. She
- 47:53Speaker 9: told me she want me to call back and talk
- 47:54Speaker 9: to her husband about it. And she gave me the
- 47:57Speaker 9: number to hit you up at the house, man and
- 47:59Speaker 9: let you know all of the four to three relationship
- 48:01Speaker 9: because she's really interested in it.
- 48:02Speaker 20: A four to three relationship. And you say you talk
- 48:06Speaker 20: to my wife about it.
- 48:07Speaker 9: Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
- 48:09Speaker 9: She gave me the numbers. She said, call him back.
- 48:10Speaker 9: He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
- 48:12Speaker 9: him up and see if he likes she said. But
- 48:14Speaker 9: she definitely likes it, man, And she wanted to see
- 48:16Speaker 9: if you would be interested in the four to three
- 48:18Speaker 9: relationship too. You know, I want to get your approval
- 48:20Speaker 9: on it before we went in there further. But your
- 48:23Speaker 9: wife was very excited about it, man. She was wanting
- 48:26Speaker 9: to get started as soon as possible. And I wanted
- 48:28Speaker 9: to see about contacting you with making sure that you
- 48:31Speaker 9: agreed and approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to
- 48:34Speaker 9: get your blessing, get your approval on it. Yeah.
- 48:37Speaker 20: I've tried to do anything to make her happy, though,
- 48:40Speaker 20: but I got to get some more some information about this.
- 48:43Speaker 20: What is that again?
- 48:44Speaker 9: For three three? No? No, it's a four to three.
- 48:47Speaker 9: A ford to three relationship, is what it is.
- 48:49Speaker 20: Okay, Well, if it make her happy, you know, I'm
- 48:51Speaker 20: willing to listen.
- 48:52Speaker 9: Okay, Well listen, man, We were probably gonna get started
- 48:54Speaker 9: right away, probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. You'll
- 48:58Speaker 9: go through Monday through third and then and then i'll
- 49:01Speaker 9: pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
- 49:03Speaker 9: go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
- 49:05Speaker 9: a month you'll pretty much catch on everything.
- 49:08Speaker 20: You know, there's something gonna be ship to the house.
- 49:12Speaker 9: A pick you say, pick up?
- 49:14Speaker 2: What you mean pick up?
- 49:15Speaker 9: She don't have mentioned any of this to.
- 49:16Speaker 20: You, No, man, she means nothing this to me.
- 49:19Speaker 9: Okay, all right, Well what this is man? A fourth
- 49:21Speaker 9: three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know, you spend four
- 49:25Speaker 9: days with Keisha and she comes over to my place
- 49:29Speaker 9: and she spends the other three days with me. That's
- 49:32Speaker 9: what a four to three relationship. So see this kind
- 49:34Speaker 9: of frees you up man, on anything you might want
- 49:37Speaker 9: to do on those other three days. Man, well, she
- 49:39Speaker 9: might be tying you down, you know, So for them
- 49:42Speaker 9: days you know you would hear. But the other three
- 49:44Speaker 9: days you kind of have some free time to yourself.
- 49:46Speaker 9: But she'll be over with my place on the other
- 49:48Speaker 9: three days. That's what That's what basically a four to
- 49:50Speaker 9: three relationship is. Pardon me, say what now?
- 49:54Speaker 20: I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
- 49:57Speaker 20: with me, three days with you.
- 50:00Speaker 9: That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
- 50:02Speaker 9: right there. Maurice. You know you're you're really gonna like
- 50:04Speaker 9: this man, Like I say, she was excited about it.
- 50:07Speaker 2: Oh are you serious?
- 50:09Speaker 18: Uh?
- 50:09Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm there serious man, Like I said, Keisha was excited.
- 50:13Speaker 20: Man, I know wife ain't discuss you about basic ship
- 50:18Speaker 20: spinish the four days with me? Three days?
- 50:21Speaker 9: Man?
- 50:22Speaker 2: Don't you talking about my wife and fama?
- 50:24Speaker 9: No? Yeah, I know you hold up?
- 50:27Speaker 2: What thing again?
- 50:28Speaker 9: My name? Devin?
- 50:30Speaker 20: Devin say bro, I don't play things, man. I don't
- 50:34Speaker 20: know how got my number?
- 50:36Speaker 9: What's what I mean? My reason? What's wrong? I mean
- 50:38Speaker 9: a lot of crumbles are doing.
- 50:39Speaker 2: What's wrong? That's my wife wrong that you're talking to
- 50:43Speaker 2: he We ain't talking to no part what you're talking to?
- 50:46Speaker 9: Okay, Well, listen, man, A lot of couples are doing
- 50:48Speaker 9: the four three man, get well, what other couples is
- 50:52Speaker 9: doing homework?
- 50:53Speaker 2: My wife and me ain't interested in no oub three relationship.
- 50:58Speaker 2: I can't. I can't believe you were my sup front
- 51:01Speaker 2: is man. Are you saying you're calling me talking about
- 51:04Speaker 2: all three relationship?
- 51:06Speaker 9: No?
- 51:07Speaker 2: I told you I want at name why I didn't
- 51:10Speaker 2: know you worked that night?
- 51:10Speaker 9: Man? Like I said, see when I came over last week?
- 51:13Speaker 20: Man, Hold hold on, hold on, you came over well
- 51:16Speaker 20: last week. I know you ain't finished sefe with I
- 51:19Speaker 20: thank you for the space.
- 51:21Speaker 2: You bet not said it?
- 51:22Speaker 9: You bet not said it.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, player, you've
- 51:25Speaker 2: been talking.
- 51:26Speaker 4: Don't stop.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Not go ahead?
- 51:27Speaker 9: Mas this kids, I'm a hold up.
- 51:30Speaker 1: You know now.
- 51:31Speaker 2: I'm up player, I'm up now going to see it?
- 51:34Speaker 9: Go ahead. I don't all I'm saying it. I came
- 51:37Speaker 9: by there last week. Man came by. Well, I came
- 51:40Speaker 9: by your house.
- 51:41Speaker 2: You come by my house?
- 51:43Speaker 9: Okay? Are you at eighteen four? Thrill? Get by?
- 51:47Speaker 2: Been here for the last ten years? Oh, so you
- 51:50Speaker 2: mean about your hot house.
- 51:51Speaker 9: Okay, no, because because okay, I didn't call.
- 51:57Speaker 20: He said right back, because just burs man first far
- 52:00Speaker 20: you know what stuff? He gonna tell me you've been
- 52:02Speaker 20: in my house?
- 52:03Speaker 2: Okay, plays okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
- 52:06Speaker 9: Okay. If y'all not interested in the four three man,
- 52:09Speaker 9: then I won't I won't be wasting the money more.
- 52:11Speaker 2: You don't waste time, you really are?
- 52:13Speaker 20: You waste time calling me with my little wife. Don't
- 52:16Speaker 20: tell you about she want to go three? She never
- 52:18Speaker 20: told me nothing about pleas you got the wrong one
- 52:21Speaker 20: homeball and nothing wrong my relationship.
- 52:23Speaker 9: Okay, okay, So why would she tell me she interested
- 52:26Speaker 9: in the fourth three? Man?
- 52:27Speaker 20: Give up what she told you? I know I take
- 52:30Speaker 20: care of my dead realm, my right O three. I
- 52:33Speaker 20: wish she willie is three days.
- 52:34Speaker 2: I wish she would anyway. I know you how you
- 52:38Speaker 2: know it? I don't know you from mannic Ooh, I
- 52:41Speaker 2: don't mind taking off one tonight to sell see what's
- 52:45Speaker 2: going on my house with my clean at night? Working
- 52:48Speaker 2: off night. Now I'm gonna ask you again, how.
- 52:51Speaker 12: Do you know us?
- 52:52Speaker 9: Man? I know y'all through Tommy.
- 52:54Speaker 20: Man, who is Tommy, Tommy, who's Tommy Man, Maurice's nephew.
- 53:00Speaker 9: Tell me this is nephew. Tell me man from the
- 53:03Speaker 9: Steve Harby Morning Show. Dog your wife Keisha got me
- 53:07Speaker 9: the break phone call with you.
- 53:11Speaker 20: Man, You telling about the Steve Harty Show. Yeah, man,
- 53:16Speaker 20: nephew talking the little.
- 53:17Speaker 2: Ball a head next to Steve Man.
- 53:20Speaker 20: I know y'all ain't with me. I know doubt with
- 53:25Speaker 20: BTD man.
- 53:26Speaker 2: If Steve said next to you, Tell y'all now why
- 53:29Speaker 2: you watch Steve need to be over here? Just slept down.
- 53:32Speaker 2: That's your ball, you little ball head. But you ain't
- 53:37Speaker 2: got nothing, that stupid super man. You know I got
- 53:42Speaker 2: to go to court to the CD. You told me
- 53:44Speaker 2: you got to go to where you work at night.
- 53:46Speaker 9: Man. All right, all right, I'm gonna let you go
- 53:48Speaker 9: back to sleep. Man, one more thing up. Tell me
- 53:50Speaker 9: this man, what is the what's the bad? Is that?
- 53:53Speaker 9: I mean the bad?
- 53:54Speaker 2: This re cuth to you ha got go to I
- 53:57Speaker 2: wish I was there, I wish I was there.
- 53:59Speaker 9: You hey, man, what's the baddest radio show in the land?
- 54:04Speaker 2: Man s Morning Show?
- 54:10Speaker 1: Baby pre relationship took a minute for him to catch
- 54:16Speaker 1: on to what it was he understood. Hold tell you
- 54:23Speaker 1: said when I came by the hall, Hold man, when
- 54:26Speaker 1: you came by, Well, well you better not say what
- 54:31Speaker 1: I think, said said, I swear to God, say I
- 54:36Speaker 1: promise you. I know you ain't walk my fasts up
- 54:45Speaker 1: behind this head right now.
- 54:46Speaker 9: I know.
- 54:47Speaker 1: This is why I'm up. Broke it down.
- 54:51Speaker 3: That that could gives you time four three you could
- 54:54Speaker 3: free up.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you got time for yourself, you know, time for yourself. Man,
- 54:59Speaker 1: do some things that you've been wanting to do, you know.
- 55:02Speaker 1: But I school Keisha up on Thursday.
- 55:04Speaker 20: You know, Keisha.
- 55:10Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's what stupid.
- 55:11Speaker 11: That's what stupid look like. Right there, that's true, that's what.
- 55:14Speaker 11: That's brilliantly stupid. And I know those two don't go together.
- 55:18Speaker 11: Brilliantly stupid. That's what it looks like.
- 55:21Speaker 1: People. See, that's stupid right there. When you say you
- 55:24Speaker 1: know they don't go together, but you put them together,
- 55:29Speaker 1: that's stupid. No, it's brilliantly stupid, geniusly stupid like that.
- 55:35Speaker 1: You know you don't. Okay, all right, thinking that for you?
- 55:39Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry letters subject fake star with groopy tendencies.
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- 56:47Speaker 11: We got it from all you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
- 56:50Speaker 10: Thanking a few subject fake star with groupie tendencies. Dear Stephen, Shirley,
- 56:56Speaker 10: my husband thinks he has his own talk show, and he's.
- 56:59Speaker 3: A groupie when it comes to local celebrities.
- 57:01Speaker 10: He's got a podcast with a lady that was on
- 57:04Speaker 10: a ghetto reality show back in the day. She's got
- 57:07Speaker 10: connections with local artists and she gets them tickets to
- 57:10Speaker 10: shows so they can interview people at the show, but
- 57:13Speaker 10: they never get interviews.
- 57:15Speaker 1: People just walk right past them.
- 57:17Speaker 10: I get so tickled when he gets disappointed because he
- 57:20Speaker 10: has put his little podcast over me and the baby.
- 57:23Speaker 10: When we go out, he passes out business cards and
- 57:26Speaker 10: claims to be looking for the next big star to
- 57:28Speaker 10: feature on his quote unquote talk show to help them
- 57:32Speaker 10: blow up. The only thing that's blown up is his ego.
- 57:36Speaker 10: The final straw was when he had me chasing behind
- 57:39Speaker 10: a sprinter van because he thought a rapper was in
- 57:42Speaker 10: the van. He said he had to get the interview
- 57:44Speaker 10: with him, even if it was on his phone. We
- 57:47Speaker 10: followed the van to a restaurant and there was a
- 57:49Speaker 10: group of white teenagers in it headed to a sweet
- 57:52Speaker 10: sixteen birthday dinner. I was so embarrassed for him, but
- 57:58Speaker 10: he didn't stop. He had me drive back to the
- 58:00Speaker 10: venue where the concert was and I had to flirt
- 58:03Speaker 10: with the security guard to get behind the building to
- 58:06Speaker 10: see if all the artists were still in the building.
- 58:09Speaker 10: Everyone was gone, and he got mad at me. I
- 58:12Speaker 10: told him he's a groupie. He doesn't have to he
- 58:15Speaker 10: doesn't have a talk show, and he needs to get
- 58:17Speaker 10: a real job. I'm a nurse and it's hard to
- 58:20Speaker 10: pull the weight of the family and support his raggedy
- 58:22Speaker 10: dream of having a talk show. I'm not a dream
- 58:25Speaker 10: killer by any means, but he's not celebrity material. I
- 58:29Speaker 10: want all these lights and cameras out of my guest room,
- 58:32Speaker 10: and I'm tired of this little, fake reality star coming
- 58:35Speaker 10: to my house.
- 58:37Speaker 3: How do I get.
- 58:39Speaker 10: This thirty seven year old man to be realistic? Well,
- 58:44Speaker 10: to him, I'm sure this is reality to him, this
- 58:48Speaker 10: is what he wants to do. This is his dream,
- 58:51Speaker 10: and who are you to tell him he's not gonna
- 58:53Speaker 10: make it. I mean, you say you're not a dream killer,
- 58:56Speaker 10: but I think you are a dream killer. And this
- 58:58Speaker 10: doesn't sound good at all. I got to ask you,
- 59:01Speaker 10: what is your problem? I mean, you don't believe in
- 59:03Speaker 10: your husband. You don't approve of what he's trying to
- 59:06Speaker 10: do professionally.
- 59:07Speaker 6: That's it.
- 59:08Speaker 3: That's what it all. Boils down to I think the
- 59:10Speaker 3: question is why.
- 59:12Speaker 10: I mean, he's hustling, trying to make something happen, but
- 59:15Speaker 10: you don't like his method, and you're judgmental saying things
- 59:18Speaker 10: like his little podcast, his post was a ghetto reality star,
- 59:23Speaker 10: his raggedy dream.
- 59:24Speaker 3: Those things are not helpful.
- 59:27Speaker 10: If you want him to spend more time with you
- 59:29Speaker 10: and the baby, why don't you talk to him about that?
- 59:32Speaker 10: All right, that's what you need to be focusing on
- 59:35Speaker 10: instead of complaining and putting his dream down. You got
- 59:37Speaker 10: to support him. At least he's trying to make something happen.
- 59:40Speaker 10: If you think he's going about it the wrong way,
- 59:43Speaker 10: you got to let him know that maybe he and
- 59:46Speaker 10: his coworker can get a better strategy to get guests
- 59:49Speaker 10: instead of.
- 59:50Speaker 1: Chasing them in the sprinter and all of that.
- 59:52Speaker 10: Everyone has a podcast these days, and some are really
- 59:55Speaker 10: good and they get great guests. Is you know this
- 59:58Speaker 10: can happen. You are a nurse, so you're set as
- 1:00:02Speaker 10: far as your career goes. You know, you know where
- 1:00:05Speaker 10: you're going to work and all of that. But your
- 1:00:07Speaker 10: husband is grinding right now. I say, yes, you are right.
- 1:00:10Speaker 10: He does need to bring some money into the household
- 1:00:12Speaker 10: of course. So he should start looking for a job,
- 1:00:16Speaker 10: a real job, you know, maybe a nine to five,
- 1:00:19Speaker 10: and then work on his podcast part time. That way
- 1:00:23Speaker 10: he won't be abandoning his dream and at the same
- 1:00:26Speaker 10: time he can start helping out financially and stop being
- 1:00:29Speaker 10: so negative, be supportive.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: You guys can work this out.
- 1:00:32Speaker 11: Steve.
- 1:00:34Speaker 7: Oh four ah, I read a different letter. I'm sorry.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: I apologize to the people out there that's about to
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: hear what I'm about to say, because on myself being
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: known as a motivational speaker, people who inspire people. Shirley
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: said that you're being a dream killer, and I guess
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: you can be labeled as that. Young lady writing this letter.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Want them introduce what you're saying from a different ankle.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: I don't want to be a dream killer, but I
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: am gonna be a truth teller. So I'm gonna say
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: say it, and every time I say it, I want
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: you all to say, tell the truth.
- 1:01:22Speaker 7: Steve. So let's practice say it.
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: Tell the truth, truth, Steve.
- 1:01:28Speaker 7: Okay, here we go. Fake start with group of tennis.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: My husband thinks he has his own talk show and
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: he's a groupie.
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: When it comes to local celebrities.
- 1:01:41Speaker 9: Well, now.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: I see that all the time. Now tell it. Okay,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I forgot what my cue was, I said, tell it, Yeah,
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: I forgot my own Cue's why y'all was looking every
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: Say it, tell the truth.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: See okay, tell the truth.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: He's got a podcast with a lady that has a
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: ghetto reality show. Back in the day, say it, tell Truth.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: See most back in the day people don't make it.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: In a new day, say it, tell tell the truth.
- 1:02:19Speaker 13: Steve.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: She got connections with local artists and she gets some
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: tickets to the show so they can interview people at
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: the show, but they never get interviewed. Tell her tell
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: the truth. Say it, and it's saying there no lines.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Say it tell the truth.
- 1:02:38Speaker 19: I am.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: To give you when I come back. I'm on the
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: direct opposite of Shell the strawberry on this letter. So
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: get ready, we got.
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: A practice too, all right.
- 1:02:56Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll
- 1:02:58Speaker 10: have part two of Steve's respond to Fake Star with
- 1:03:01Speaker 10: groupy Tendencies. That is the subject of today's Strawberry letter.
- 1:03:05Speaker 10: Right after this Good morning, This is Shirley's Strawberry. Have
- 1:03:09Speaker 10: a happy and a safe New Year. From the Steve
- 1:03:12Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:03:52Speaker 10: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
- 1:03:55Speaker 10: The subject is fake star with groupie tendencies.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: Only has pronounced in this letter that the woman that's
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: being a dream killer, which can be looked at it
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: that way if you view it from her tape. So
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: I decided not to be a dream killer but a
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: truth teller. I will read this letter when I'm telling
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: the truth. I'm gonna say say it, and the group
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: will say tell the truth. Stee, are you sure no?
- 1:04:20Speaker 7: Because I wrote it?
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: I wrote it on the commercial record.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: My husband thinks he got his own talk show. He's
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: a groupie when it comes to local oblivity. Yeah, that's
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: called Instagram right now on Facebook Live, say it, come
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: on now. He got a podcast with a lady on
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: the ghetto reality show back in the day. Most people
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: that was on back in the day don't make it
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: in the new day.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: Say it.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: She got connections with local artists and she gets some
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: tickets to show so they can interview people that show,
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: but they never get interviewed because don't nobody know they
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: say it? He people just walk right past him because
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: don't nobody know that say it. I got so ticker
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: when he gets disappointed because he done put that business
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: out here to put our business card and claims to
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: be looking for the next big star to feature on
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: his talk show to help him blow up. The only
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: thing that blows up is his ego because the only
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: person that think he is star material is his self.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: Say it, challenge truth truth, See it kills me because
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: what people don't understand is you can't make yourself a star.
- 1:05:35Speaker 7: That is up to the people and not you say it.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: The final straw was when he had me chased behind
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: a sprinter van because he thought the rapper was in
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: the van. He said he had to get the interview
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: with him, even if it was on his phone. We
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: followed the van to a restaurant that was a group
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: of white teenagers in the headed to a sweet sixteen
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: birthday part.
- 1:06:01Speaker 7: I was so ambassad with him, but he didn't stop.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: Gear me drive back to the venue. What a concert was?
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: And I had to flirt with the security. Okay, so
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: now he using you as bait. See man, now, dog,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: you done drug your wife down in this dark rabbit
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: hole and now and now you got her helping you
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: with a dream.
- 1:06:24Speaker 7: That that that that that that is not reality based.
- 1:06:27Speaker 7: Say it.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: I had to flirt with security to get behind the
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: building to see if all the artists were still in
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: the building. Everybody was gone. He got mad at me.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: I told him he was a groupie. Say it. He
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: don't have a talk show. He needed to get a
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: real job. Yes he does. You got this is not
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: how you have a talk show? How do people think
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: nobody got a talk show like this? These podcasts? Everybody
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: got podcasts. If you people are making money on their
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: podcast not saying it's not doable, not saying it's not
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: a fun thing for people to go out and do
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: you want to get a podcast?
- 1:07:09Speaker 9: Man?
- 1:07:09Speaker 7: I salute you do your.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Thing, but let's understanding, be be real about it. If
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: you ain't got the advertising dollars to put behind people
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: tuning in and knowing who you are, you're wasting your time.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: Say it.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: That's say it's hard for him to pull the weight
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: in this family. I'm a nurse trying to support his
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: raggedy dream of having a talk show. You didn't have
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: no talk show. Don't nobody know his say it. I'm
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: not a dream killer by any means. But he's not
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: celebrity material. Now his wife has been married to him.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: She knows she's not married to a celebrity. She married
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: to the uh he delivered pepsi.
- 1:07:56Speaker 3: What's his name?
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Probably he probably got a real name that don't say
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: love it all like since he around thirty seventy, probably
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: named Dmitris, like Dmetri something like that. You know, got
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: her young name. So you know, ain't not ever heard
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: no talk your name Dmitris. Ain't nobody never heard of that.
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: And she says, but he's just not celebrity material.
- 1:08:21Speaker 7: She knows she lived with it.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: He can't get no interview. He changed man with the
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: little white kids, and he should have interviewed the white kids.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: So who's birthday is? He's been better off. I want
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: all these licensed cameras out my guest room and I'm
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: tired of his little fake reality start coming to my house.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: How do I get this thirty seven year old man
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: to be realistic? Well, sad to tell you this, but
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook watch Live has created all these people.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: He gives people an opportunity. Man, Like I watch Instagram
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: a lot, and you know, people come, man, it's some
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: funny stuff on Instagram. Yeah, but you know how hard
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: it is to find. You know how much stuff you
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: got to really scroll through, you know how many takes
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: they did to give you that funny moment. That's the
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: danger of it.
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: And then you get a few clicks.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: If you are nobody and you get two hundred views,
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: or you think two hundred views can't make you a
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: dollar in this country, two hundred views, it's off TV,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: done next morning. So that's the reality of it, man.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: And there's so many options out there to choose from.
- 1:09:38Speaker 9: Now.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: TV station networks is dying trying to come up with
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: content that they've all created content creators. It's just hard
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: to get noticed on a podcast and your don't have
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: the get in factor.
- 1:09:53Speaker 10: By Ala, leave us your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. Okay,
- 1:10:04Speaker 10: and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, This is Steve Harvey and happy kuans
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: are from yours truly under Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:10:50Speaker 3: All right, Steve, your nephew is here with things you whisper.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: Come on now.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: You gotta know there are some things that you just whisper.
- 1:11:01Speaker 11: You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
- 1:11:04Speaker 11: something it's going down and it ain't going right, that's
- 1:11:06Speaker 11: some things that you just whisper all the time.
- 1:11:10Speaker 15: You know what I'm saying. Barely you hear that. Yeah,
- 1:11:15Speaker 15: he said, I know a lot of them.
- 1:11:17Speaker 11: Okay, when you whisper it, But there are some things
- 1:11:23Speaker 11: that you whisper.
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:11:28Speaker 15: Now I'm just gonna ask I'm just gonna ask you.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Shut up, junior.
- 1:11:34Speaker 9: I'm just.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask you. D Have you ever been
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: in that moment where there's things that you just whisper
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: how you said?
- 1:11:51Speaker 11: Okay, but if you have been, I'm not I'm not
- 1:11:55Speaker 11: going to do this then, but tell me the things.
- 1:11:59Speaker 11: Tell me when you been in the heat of the
- 1:12:01Speaker 11: moment that you just knew you needed to whist.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: Please help you. Well, all of mine ain't been in
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: the heat of the moment. Mine has been other times.
- 1:12:17Speaker 7: Like what like here on your.
- 1:12:23Speaker 15: God, that's a good whisper, that's a good that's a
- 1:12:28Speaker 15: good quist.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good question. What else? What else? Oh, Tommy,
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: her wife just walked in.
- 1:12:41Speaker 15: One god.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: Fo Yeah, having a good time.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: Yeah you yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: It's the girl tripped and showed up at the same
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: club you at that's good. Y'all. Got one?
- 1:13:05Speaker 7: Okay, things you need to whisper Jo daddy.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Talking about Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm, my dad. I got one
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: for you. The police in here? What what did you say?
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: Police in here?
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: Which one?
- 1:13:43Speaker 15: Ignorant boy?
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: All right, thank your nephew. I think we get the point.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 1:13:52Speaker 10: This is Shirley's Strawberry. And my New Year's resolutions are
- 1:13:55Speaker 10: the same as they have been for these last few years.
- 1:13:58Speaker 10: Just don't make any because I never keep them. Happy
- 1:14:01Speaker 10: New Year. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
- 1:14:04Speaker 10: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it's
- 1:14:10Speaker 10: time for comedy roulette.
- 1:14:12Speaker 17: Set it up quickly, just the insults. Every week you
- 1:14:16Speaker 17: test out comedy ability.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Tell you what you do?
- 1:14:19Speaker 17: Take five subjects, put them on a wheel, spit in
- 1:14:21Speaker 17: a wheel? Which stop? We'll do the thing?
- 1:14:25Speaker 7: What you got?
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:14:26Speaker 9: Here we go.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: I have the categories. Let's spend, let me let's get ready.
- 1:14:31Speaker 3: All right, she has an she has an invisible boyfriend,
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: somebody like that?
- 1:14:37Speaker 21: All right, that's number one. Number two, stop lying you
- 1:14:41Speaker 21: stand at your mama's house. Number three, what are you
- 1:14:46Speaker 21: going to get that back to?
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Fix you?
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: Right? Number four.
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: You know they repoked that card at number five.
- 1:15:01Speaker 19: I don't know how to tell you this, but she
- 1:15:02Speaker 19: sings somebody, all of these are good. Uh huh, all
- 1:15:06Speaker 19: the fenny cat come on that too, Come on to
- 1:15:13Speaker 19: come on, let it on.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: Number two. Stop lying. You staying at your mama's house.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: At the club. I hear you on the phone say hey,
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: I'll be there in a minute.
- 1:15:30Speaker 7: Mama need a key under the door.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: You and your mama.
- 1:15:37Speaker 15: And your Mama's out.
- 1:15:39Speaker 22: I know you stand at your mama house now. I
- 1:15:41Speaker 22: know you can be trying to hide all your clothes
- 1:15:44Speaker 22: got creasing.
- 1:15:50Speaker 9: You.
- 1:15:51Speaker 5: You don't iron that good.
- 1:15:53Speaker 22: Your clothes got even crease both shoulder.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: You standing at jama You know you're staying atil mama house.
- 1:16:02Speaker 7: When you got a lunch bag with your name on
- 1:16:04Speaker 7: it in the car.
- 1:16:07Speaker 19: That for you?
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: When you when when you on your cell phone talking
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: and we can hear the washing machine in the bathroom.
- 1:16:23Speaker 7: Basement house.
- 1:16:27Speaker 17: You know you know, I know you're standing at your
- 1:16:30Speaker 17: mama house. You ain't got your own key, and the
- 1:16:33Speaker 17: key you got is around your neck.
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: You you ain't pulling no body.
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: Keep growing.
- 1:16:42Speaker 11: Man.
- 1:16:45Speaker 22: I know you stay at your mama house, but I
- 1:16:46Speaker 22: come to your mama house on family functions. You the
- 1:16:49Speaker 22: first one there, You the first one.
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: Here, right.
- 1:17:00Speaker 11: We know you're staying at your mama house when you
- 1:17:01Speaker 11: you only invite us over doing prayer meetings.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: Mama gone to church tonight. We can come through.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know yet your mama husband.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: This is how I know you live at your mama's house.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: You always smell damp, smell like the face.
- 1:17:24Speaker 17: You know how I know you just smell and everything.
- 1:17:29Speaker 17: That's how I know you standing at your mama house
- 1:17:32Speaker 17: every day. You coming in talking about a gospel show
- 1:17:36Speaker 17: you watch. When you start watching old steam.
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: Like experience in this area, that's.
- 1:17:47Speaker 22: I know you stay at your mama house when you
- 1:17:49Speaker 22: always into it with her boyfriend.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: How come you with that out? You don't like nothing? Earl,
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: you know you're staying at your mama hocker, you're losing.
- 1:18:05Speaker 15: You smell like a.
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah? What are you want to smell of that
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: white diamond? What is that about?
- 1:18:23Speaker 7: This is how you know you live your mama's house.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: Called the car you're driving got a Bible on the
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: dashboard in the head Jesus.
- 1:18:46Speaker 10: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
- 1:18:49Speaker 10: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
- 1:18:52Speaker 10: Morning Show. All right, So do you guys love spicy food?
- 1:19:00Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 1:19:00Speaker 5: I don't like hot.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: I don't like hot hot hot. I like it and
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: there's a difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:19:06Speaker 10: According to a survey by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people
- 1:19:10Speaker 10: who like things hot see themselves as hot and more
- 1:19:14Speaker 10: attractive than others.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: Is that true?
- 1:19:17Speaker 11: See?
- 1:19:18Speaker 7: I see myself as spicy.
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: I don't see. I think I'm spicy.
- 1:19:23Speaker 7: I don't know that's it hot.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: I don't think hot, but I think I'm very spicy.
- 1:19:28Speaker 6: I don't like my food where I can't enjoy it,
- 1:19:31Speaker 6: you know, if it's hot, too hot, you know, too spicy.
- 1:19:36Speaker 6: Now I'm married to a man from New Orleans, so
- 1:19:38Speaker 6: everything has to be spicy.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I mean spicy ice cream, I mean everything.
- 1:19:44Speaker 15: You never know what New Orleans.
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: Now, I'd be like, everything has to be spicy.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: I'm me.
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: Does he think he's hot?
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Okay, well he just does.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: He just grooved up point.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Then the point of the story. He just proved it.
- 1:20:02Speaker 10: The survey also showed that the hot people see themselves
- 1:20:05Speaker 10: as adventurous, creative and confident too.
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: So does that describe Tosh absolutely.
- 1:20:13Speaker 9: Junior?
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: Hot or spicy?
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: Oh?
- 1:20:15Speaker 15: No, I'm spicy. I'm spicy.
- 1:20:18Speaker 9: You know.
- 1:20:18Speaker 7: I can't do that like that.
- 1:20:20Speaker 15: Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know, but because you
- 1:20:22Speaker 15: gotta have flavor into spicy.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: Yes, that best thing.
- 1:20:26Speaker 15: I like that hot with my moph one. Fire, give
- 1:20:28Speaker 15: me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: But you're supposed to drink milk.
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: They say, not even whatever?
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Junior.
- 1:20:34Speaker 10: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
- 1:20:36Speaker 10: thirty three minutes after we'll play around the would you
- 1:20:39Speaker 10: rather right after this?
- 1:20:40Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Have you
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- 1:21:17Speaker 10: It's time out for a round of would you rather?
- 1:21:20Speaker 10: Would you rather communicate only with emojis?
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: Okay?
- 1:21:25Speaker 10: Or did you call them Steve imogs emojis? Or would
- 1:21:30Speaker 10: you rather communicate by writing everything down.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: All right now? Because I don't know what half of
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: emojis mean?
- 1:21:36Speaker 15: No, I don't know half emojis.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: I'm doing an emoji. I can't write no more.
- 1:21:42Speaker 15: It's hard too long.
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: That's another stupid stage. You can't write. He can't write
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: no more?
- 1:21:53Speaker 7: Where did you forget?
- 1:21:56Speaker 12: When was that?
- 1:21:58Speaker 10: Would you rather get your toe in the middle of
- 1:22:00Speaker 10: the night or would you rather bite your tongue while
- 1:22:03Speaker 10: you're eating in the middle.
- 1:22:07Speaker 15: I'm bite this tongue. Yeah, that toe in the middle
- 1:22:12Speaker 15: of the night and tan up everything in the room.
- 1:22:15Speaker 11: That's gonna that's gonna wear off, that tongue bite. That's
- 1:22:18Speaker 11: gonna last a while.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: Your toe.
- 1:22:23Speaker 15: And didn't hit that dresser, that nice stand, hit.
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: This that door.
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: I did it on the corn, Yeah, I did on.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: The stepped on toys all that. Yeah, I'm gonna bite
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: my tongue even though I hate it. I'm gonna bite
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: my tongue, both of them ugly, but that when you
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: stub that toe, it's a serious domino effect. First of all,
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: like you know, man, when you bite your tongue, you
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: all you do is when you stub your toe, you holler,
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: you cuss, rake stuff off the night scale, you tad
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: out the drapes off the wall, and you feel yourself,
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: oh what happened?
- 1:23:06Speaker 7: Yes, all that happened.
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: You stubb that toe. Right, you don't even know you
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: because I sleep neked, I walk up to the bathroom
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: and you stubb that toeing. After you rake everything off
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: your nightstand and tad drape down you was going to
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: the bathroom, you realize you don't even have to go
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: no more for your whole five with yes, all right.
- 1:23:30Speaker 9: There?
- 1:23:31Speaker 10: Would you rather your former sex partners say that you
- 1:23:34Speaker 10: were horrible in bed or that you you refer them
- 1:23:37Speaker 10: to say you rather than to say you were musty?
- 1:23:40Speaker 5: You're bad in bed?
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: What they say? I ain't mustard? Now hold on, I
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: ain't hell no, hell yeah, hell yeah, I was musty.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: I was working, yes, but you're nothing to do is
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: be talking about I wasn't worth it.
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: That ain't happening.
- 1:23:57Speaker 5: I look at that ego.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: How you saying no, that's work.
- 1:24:04Speaker 7: Is work effort?
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: Last one?
- 1:24:07Speaker 10: Would you rather spend the day with Superman or would
- 1:24:09Speaker 10: you rather spend the day with wonder Woman?
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Wonder Woman? Now I'm going to hang out with Superman.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: You say the wrong thing to wonder Woman. It ain't
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: gonna go good for you. I don't want to, So
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: I'm gonna come on.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: That's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you?
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: Guys?
- 1:24:33Speaker 12: Coming up?
- 1:24:33Speaker 10: It is our last break of the day, and at
- 1:24:35Speaker 10: forty nine minutes after we'll have some closing remarks from
- 1:24:38Speaker 10: the one and only Steve Harvey.
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: Is Shirley Strawberry.
- 1:24:48Speaker 10: You know who taught me my A, B, c's and
- 1:24:50Speaker 10: what it means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop,
- 1:24:53Speaker 10: the nonprofit behind Sesame Street.
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: It's still doing that for kids everywhere.
- 1:24:58Speaker 3: Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: and joy.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: But they need our help to keep it going.
- 1:25:05Speaker 10: So this holiday season, visit sesame dot org and donate
- 1:25:08Speaker 10: what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame dot org
- 1:25:12Speaker 10: this holiday season because the world needs sesame, and sesame
- 1:25:16Speaker 10: needs you, Steve Barby, You've brought your fabulous and very insightful,
- 1:25:21Speaker 10: very informal, very motivating clothing remarks back. It's something that
- 1:25:24Speaker 10: you started years ago when you first started the Steve
- 1:25:27Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show, and people have grown to love them
- 1:25:29Speaker 10: and you know, to live by them and be inspired
- 1:25:32Speaker 10: by them.
- 1:25:33Speaker 15: So what do you have for us yesterday?
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: A real good piece of motivation that makes your quest
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: to become successful a little bit simpler. You know, oftentimes
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: people are stuck in a rut because they can't think,
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: they way clear to see the end result. What I
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: mean by is, some people make such lofty goals and
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: then they sit there without a plan of attack to
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a goal that
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: seems so daunting that they don't even start the process
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: of a trying to accomplish it. For example, and this
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: doesn't have to be the case, I'm just using this
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: as an example. Let's say you want to be a
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make a
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: million dollars, and then you start thinking of how to
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: make the million dollars, and because you can't, it becomes
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If it
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: were easy, wouldn't you do it by Friday?
- 1:26:35Speaker 7: Wouldn't you?
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: Of course you would. But it's a little more difficult
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: than that. So here's what I had to learn in
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a gift.
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: It's inside of you. Because God is very fair. He
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide it
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: under rock. It's in you, and your gift is the
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: thing that you do the absolute best, the least amount
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: of effort. In that lies your greatest chance for success.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: There's a scripture that says your gift will make room
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: for you and put you in the presence of great men.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: Let's just look at the first part of that, your
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: gift will make room for you. My interpretation of that
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: has meant what my gift has done for me. It
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: has allowed me to spread out, It has taken me
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: places I never dreamed i'd go. Your gift will do
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: the same thing for you. So now let's just talk
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: about your ability to get to the million. I think
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: it's what your gift because if that's that He gave
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: you and instilled it you at birth, was to make
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: room for you.
- 1:27:44Speaker 7: Here's your chance now how do I do that?
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: Steve? I call it to maximize your effort by ten theory.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: It's just something I came up with driving when I
- 1:27:53Speaker 1: was homeless and coming up with how to make it,
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: and I discovered something. All of you have something that
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: some will pay you ten dollars to do. Some of
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: you paint, some of you teach, some of you babysit tutors.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: Some of you work with your hands, some of you
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: can sing, some of you can choreograph. Some of you
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: it's so many things. Cut grass, I mean, play the pianos.
- 1:28:19Speaker 7: Some of you do something.
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: Some of y'all work on cars, some of y'all drive.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: But all of you have something that you will do
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: that someone will give you ten dollars to do. All
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: of you have something that someone will pay you ten
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: dollars to do because you do something that someone else
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: can't do. So now all you gotta do instead of
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to make a million dollars
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: is go make the ten dollars that you're able to make.
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: Once you make that ten dollars, I want you to
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: do it ten more times. When you do it ten
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: more times, you now have one hundred dollars. Once you
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: have one hundred dollars, it's very simple. Do the same
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: thing you did to make the one hundred dollars ten
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: more times. You now have one thousand dollars. See, you
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: don't have to keep thinking of something else to do.
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Just keep doing the same thing that you've been doing.
- 1:29:02Speaker 9: Just do it.
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: about the fruition of what your life can be. So,
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: if you make one thousand dollars and you do that
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Now have
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Now. Now, in order to make one
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: You might need to hire somebody and help you do
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: you now have one hundred thousand dollars.
- 1:29:34Speaker 7: Now listen to me, my friends.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: Once you have one hundred thousand dollars, I can assure
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: you you are going to need help because in order
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: to maximize one hundred thousand dollars. You have to have
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: some like minded people around you. Nobody gets to the
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves. They
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you make
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you did
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations, you have
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: just made one million dollars with a ten dollar idea.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: Stop trying to figure out how to make the million.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: But all you gotta do is take your ten dollar
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: gift that God has put in you. It's a million
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: dollar gift that you have. You just haven't broken it
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: down inch by inch. Anything's a cinch. And maximize the efforts.
- 1:30:23Speaker 1: That's how you become successful. These jokes that pay me
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: what I make now, it's the same jokes that pay
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: me twenty five dollars a night. They the same jokes.
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: It's all English. This is not in another language. I
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: don't know no more words now than I knew then.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: I've taken these twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: them over.
- 1:30:45Speaker 17: And over and over and over and over and over
- 1:30:49Speaker 17: and over.
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: It's the same jokes I was telling babysitters who charge
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: fifty dollars to watch kids.
- 1:30:57Speaker 7: Babysitters end up opening up daycaresing US.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: Daycare centers turned into franchises crim Deula krim Monossory schools.
- 1:31:07Speaker 7: These are national franchises. Somebody was just babysitting.
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: My partner used to cut grass, fuss three dollars in
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: the front, three dollars in the back. He got a
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: landscape and come here in Cleveland. He make four million
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: dollars a year. You know what he do?
- 1:31:23Speaker 7: He cut grass, same six dollar grass.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Cutting he been doing.
- 1:31:27Speaker 7: He tek out some trucks.
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: Now, what is it that you do that somebody will
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: pay you ten dollars that you could maximize your effort
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: for and turn it into your million. Trying to figure
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: out how to make a million. Take your ten dollar
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: skills set and start hammering it and beating it and
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it,
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: and you would.
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: Make a million dollars.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: That's my clothes of remark.
- 1:31:51Speaker 7: Thank y'all very much.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: Thanks all right now, talk boy.
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