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FREQUENCY B // MATCHDAY 1 OVERRIDE: THE 36-TEAM LABYRINTH

🚨 FREQUENCY B // TRANSMISSION LOG: 09-08-26DIRECTIVE: MATCHDAY 1 OVERRIDE // THE 36-TEAM LABYRINTHAUDIO RUNTIME: 05:00 (PRECISION TACTICAL BURST)FORMAT: STEREO PIRATE SURVEILLANCE / HIGH-SPEED SATELLITE RECONThe auxiliary batteries are humming and the European mainframe has officially blown its fuses. It is Tuesday, September 8th, and UEFA’s 36-team single-table casino just opened its doors. Thirty-six clubs tossed into one massive mathematical matrix, and the opening bell is ringing tonight across Belgium, Spain, Portugal, and Germany.Coach Grog is on hotline 1 threatening to dismantle the…

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