7:15 Idiotology May 19, 2026: Urn Surprise
Update: Shakira (who is Soooo Hot) won her tax evasion case in Spainand will get her $70 million back, Officer is praised for not firing gun at high school student during 'water wars' senior prank, URN ordered from Amazon showed up with ashes already inside...and there;s our first 'Headline of the Week' contender!
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