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Happy Valentine's Day, Big Game Highlights, Singles Only, V-Day VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: don't join joining. You got to use that turn you're going.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn, you got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your bad uh huh, I sure will
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  Speaker 1: come morning. Everybody you are listening to the voice, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show, Boil Boil boy. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even tell you, man um. I've been doing some thinking
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  Speaker 1: and and one of the things that I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mention today to you as one of the principles of
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  Speaker 1: success being grateful at all times. It's difficult to do.
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  Speaker 1: Being grateful at all times. It's very difficult to do.
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  Speaker 1: I find that to be true with myself. Now there
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  Speaker 1: are others that might be able to do it, but
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  Speaker 1: just just from talking and listening and and and living
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  Speaker 1: and learning, being grateful at all times is difficult to do.
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  Speaker 1: But it's necessary because it's such an act of faith
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  Speaker 1: in knowing that no matter what's going on, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be all right, And it's hard to see that
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  Speaker 1: when things are not going in your favor, when things
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  Speaker 1: have turned so dramatically the other way, and it seems
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  Speaker 1: as though you're the only one in the situation where
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  Speaker 1: you're involved with other people, or someone got an accusation
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  Speaker 1: against you falsely, or somebody trying to do something to
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  Speaker 1: you unjustifiably, whatever the case may be. When it's happening
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  Speaker 1: to you, it does appear to you that, oh, my goodness, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is horribly one sided. So it is difficult. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard to do to be grateful at all times, but
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  Speaker 1: it's so necessary, and I I just want to point
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  Speaker 1: out a couple of things to you. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: the difficulty in being grateful in hard times is that
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  Speaker 1: number one, the present circumstances. Oftentimes it's just so pressing
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  Speaker 1: and so overwhelming that a lot of your energy is
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  Speaker 1: devoted to trying to come up with the solution for that,
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  Speaker 1: or trying to muster the strength to whether the storm,
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  Speaker 1: or trying to just brace yourself to try to get
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  Speaker 1: through it, and in doing that, you don't It's hard
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful. It's hard to be grateful in pain,
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  Speaker 1: and I know it is but here is the trick
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  Speaker 1: for me. This is what I've had to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to do, and I guess it takes practice to get here.
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  Speaker 1: It's not nothing you can just start doing right away.
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  Speaker 1: You got to practice it in small increments to really
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  Speaker 1: get it. What I've always had to say to myself
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  Speaker 1: and what I've learned to say to myself is this
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  Speaker 1: is happening to me because God is working me through something.
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  Speaker 1: This is happening to me because there's some form of
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  Speaker 1: tests that I have to pass in order to graduate
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  Speaker 1: to the next grade, in order to be allowed to
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  Speaker 1: move to the next level. This is happening to me
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  Speaker 1: because there's something I need to purge my life, of
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  Speaker 1: my body, of my spirit, of something's purging in me.
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  Speaker 1: And when you purge something, it's it's painful. You know,
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  Speaker 1: It's like a person getting off drugs. The withdrawal is agonizing.
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  Speaker 1: I've been told and every documentary I've ever watched it
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  Speaker 1: it's an agonizing process to go cold turkey, to withdraw,
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  Speaker 1: to pull away after you've been doing something so long.
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  Speaker 1: And so I know that this process is tough when
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  Speaker 1: you're going through some pain, But when you're purging your system,
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you when you're having to pass a test,
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  Speaker 1: when you're about to make when you're being made ready
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  Speaker 1: for the next level. That moment right in there, in
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  Speaker 1: realizing that that's what's happening, that's where you find the gratitude.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I found the gratitude. I hope I'm explaining
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  Speaker 1: this correctly. I'm gonna keep trying until I get it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where you find the gratitude. The second part
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  Speaker 1: of it is is that God has never left me
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  Speaker 1: in all the things I've done, in all the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: I've made, all the lies I've told, all the situations
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten myself into, from being greedy and wanting too
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  Speaker 1: much for me at the expense sometimes of other people,
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  Speaker 1: not doing it deliberately or in a vindictive way, because
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  Speaker 1: I've never had that spirit. I'm not an active or
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  Speaker 1: mean person, but sometimes in my life, in wanting to
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  Speaker 1: do what I wanted to do, I didn't totally weigh
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  Speaker 1: out the cause and effect of the other person. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: can't just be real with you with that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how many times we hadn't all done that? Look, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't don't make you a bad person. You know, good
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  Speaker 1: people do bad things all the time. I just happened
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  Speaker 1: to have come to the realization that unknowingly and and
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  Speaker 1: and not with malice intent towards a person. I've heard
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  Speaker 1: people looking at something I wanted to do without really
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  Speaker 1: looking at what the cause and effect would be on
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  Speaker 1: the other person. So in doing some of these things,
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  Speaker 1: I've created situations for myself. But God, through his grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy, has allowed me to even get beyond that.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying that God has never left me
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  Speaker 1: in spite of myself. He's always gotten me through. So
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  Speaker 1: that's the other part of it too. See that no
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  Speaker 1: matter what you're going through, you've got to understand that
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  Speaker 1: God has always gotten you through it, now, hasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Now that may not be the way you want it
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  Speaker 1: or the way you liked, but guess what, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do wrong and not pay for that. Now that that's
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  Speaker 1: not how this works, That's never going to be the case.
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  Speaker 1: But the great thing about God is he fires warning
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  Speaker 1: shots at us all the time. He gives us an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity to stop. You know, He don't fully punish us
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  Speaker 1: right away every time we do something wrong. Now does it?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Eventually you're going to get caught doing whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you're doing. You do understand that, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: But the first time, that close call, that was a
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  Speaker 1: warning shot for you to stop. Look, I know you're
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  Speaker 1: not perfect. I know we all sent us down here,
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  Speaker 1: so I know you're gonna make mistakes. One time, I
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  Speaker 1: know you was looking at her when you wasn't supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: I know you said something to him when you was
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  Speaker 1: i'm supposed to. I know you got with her when
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  Speaker 1: you know you wasn't supposed to. And I know you
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  Speaker 1: got with him when you know you wasn't supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: fire warning shot and maybe you'll slow your roll this time.
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  Speaker 1: But we keep on though. See see see that's what happens.
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  Speaker 1: See we just keep on and then the next thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we get caught. Now, old Lord, have mercy,
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  Speaker 1: I won't out of this. Yeah. Well see you didn't
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  Speaker 1: dug this hole pretty deep, and he gonna get you out.
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  Speaker 1: But there's some things that's got to go down now
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't pay attention to the warning shot. See,
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  Speaker 1: had you stopped the first time, you felt bad about
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  Speaker 1: it and said you wasn't gonna do it no more.
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  Speaker 1: The situation wouldn't be as critical. But because we don't stop,
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  Speaker 1: and we go again. But God always for gives. He
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  Speaker 1: always allows us to get back up again. He always
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  Speaker 1: gives us mercy, He always gives us his grace. He
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  Speaker 1: always does that an show, you know normally, uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: you ever hit them horns and go That's what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have, But I don't have that, So I
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  Speaker 1: just did it with my mouth just now. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: as effective, but Dad was, though. Ladies and gentlemen, Hi ya, hi, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all of that. I'm all over the place. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning, y'all. It's good day day after Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody here. Congratulations, m we are here. Shirley Strawberry calling
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  Speaker 1: for real Mississippi Monica, Junior Kills Page and nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we all here, told you know, yeah, we're here. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you were here watch the game watching commercials? Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: very deservedly. So I was on a text feed with
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of boys from cincinnat It I went to
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  Speaker 1: college with. So I couldn't uh, you know, say really
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  Speaker 1: what I was feeling that sheer hatred I have for
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals, and the joy that I had and watching
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  Speaker 1: them lose, and the sheer agony that some of my
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  Speaker 1: boys was in was making the Cleveland in me jump
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  Speaker 1: for joy. And so I just had a wonderfully evening yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And oh man, we see the Cleveland Browns was started
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  Speaker 1: by Paul Brown. He left in sixty seven and went
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  Speaker 1: to Cincinnati and and and started the Cincinnati Bengals and
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  Speaker 1: took all the colors, the same orange and everything down
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  Speaker 1: to Cincinnati. Oh see, so the Brown family owns the
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  Speaker 1: Cincinnati Bengals. You know that's because he took all the
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  Speaker 1: colors from the Cleveland Browns. Because it was the Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: Browns causing Paul Brown. That's our hatred for the Bengals.
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  Speaker 1: And it's good. Oh it's Steve deep deep hatred. I
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  Speaker 1: was a mental sad thing was I'll live for all
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  Speaker 1: of it listening to my father talk about it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: even though I was a boy basted then took this
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  Speaker 1: damn football team who is thank you white folks, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you, white folk. So it was a combination racism
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  Speaker 1: and hatred for the team. Yeah, my father, white folks,
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  Speaker 1: water Man, Well, they don't want to got money right
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  Speaker 1: now for a football team, ain't there, Daddy. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: wanna say that out loud, because yeah, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: it's real, it's real, Yeah, it's real. It's all good man.
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  Speaker 1: But I was happy for the Rams. Yeah yeah. O'
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  Speaker 1: gill Beckham, who was with Cleveland, sold that that was
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  Speaker 1: gave us joy and then just further showed how hard
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  Speaker 1: the Browns actually do something. Look, let him go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let him going in. He going that damn stupid. But
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  Speaker 1: everybody on the Rams left a team to a better situation.
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  Speaker 1: U vonn Miller left Denvil got a super Bowl. Stafford
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  Speaker 1: left Detroit got a super Bowl. Oh Dale left Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: got a super Bowl. You know, yeah, but Detroit happy
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  Speaker 1: for Stafford. Huh Detroit. The whole Houston, Texas need to
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  Speaker 1: love and go to La. We needed, we need a
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl, all right. Coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, the pastors are here with church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder if they saw the game yesterday. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon
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  Speaker 1: Deaf jam We Gabbol on this osport, this shoes day.
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  Speaker 1: The day after we vock haremoniously watch that. Now the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl we gather mysterterteriously to ventiplicate on a scale
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  Speaker 1: of enormosity, and we are here today to gallvel congruently
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  Speaker 1: complaint from this ship. Boy, if you're gonna watch me,
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  Speaker 1: get up, get aphyxicated on what I'm doing, say man, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on decon, all right, past it. We got an issue.
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  Speaker 1: Brother Terrence Mosely is upset with NBC. He says he
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  Speaker 1: bought a commercial for his restaurant Degrees at Gril and
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  Speaker 1: he wants to file a loutsu now that he sat
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  Speaker 1: there the whole day yesterday and never found his commercial.
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  Speaker 1: He's asking if you were representing him on the lawsuit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he understands the real costs of a
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercial two hundred dollars down on it. He
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  Speaker 1: to have a the Greasy Grill would have had to
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  Speaker 1: catch a grease fire and burned down completely to the
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  Speaker 1: ground and the entire housing complex surrounding it to have
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  Speaker 1: the money to pay for this damn super Bowl commercial.
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  Speaker 1: So now we're gonna have to break it down to
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  Speaker 1: him that two hundred dollars down. It ain't gonna get
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  Speaker 1: you a man. You can't get a radio spot on
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show for two hundred and that's
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  Speaker 1: local in Brunswicks. Know your reach. Come on, we got
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  Speaker 1: a dispute going out. I Lexa and Syria had a
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  Speaker 1: fight about one stealing the other spotlight. They want you
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  Speaker 1: to sell a dispute. Do you have a do you
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  Speaker 1: have a favorite past? I guess that's what they ask. No,
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  Speaker 1: don't and we learned to stay out a disputes involving
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  Speaker 1: white women or I think they should both contacted me
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  Speaker 1: to movement and let them say that because they ain't
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  Speaker 1: got damn thing to do with I don't care for
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  Speaker 1: serial or lectures now unless they come up with a
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  Speaker 1: new one called good true somebody that I could relate
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  Speaker 1: to answer questions I got because I'm tired of serial
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  Speaker 1: telling me I don't understand what you said? What have you?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell you think I said? So, No, we're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna get involved in that. They're not gonna get involved,
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  Speaker 1: all right, path lest we have three hundred and five
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  Speaker 1: wings left over from the Super Bowl game? What you
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  Speaker 1: want to do with them? Three hundred and five wings
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  Speaker 1: that's left over, so we need to figure out what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do with them. Well, well that's what it is, mclin.
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  Speaker 1: We had two hundred left last year and open up
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  Speaker 1: the church the following day for the free chicken wing giveaway,
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  Speaker 1: and the church got stampeded. We had to replace staffcases,
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  Speaker 1: cross its pews, carpet or the altar. They almost told
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  Speaker 1: his church down at them. So we're not gonna do anything.
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna make an announcement about us have any wings.
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  Speaker 1: That's just for starters. Man, just dating the pans right now, Deacon,
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but now this leads me to my next one.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, they're in the pans. But you're gonna think
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  Speaker 1: we're not through out. Now here's a problem. The foil
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  Speaker 1: ministry was outstanding yesterday. They accumulated over five thousand pounds
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  Speaker 1: of plates to go and they selling these plates for
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  Speaker 1: twenty dollars. But they need to trade refrigerator to stow everything.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think we got enough room passed. But
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  Speaker 1: that's on you if you want to rent another fread
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  Speaker 1: so they can started. But the far ministry was out
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  Speaker 1: and they have five thousand pounds of plates five thousand
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  Speaker 1: pounds of places from whoever, from different people's houses. They
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  Speaker 1: just bring they bring them all in. It's about five
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  Speaker 1: thousand pounds of plates past. They took gold place that
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  Speaker 1: they didn't took from people highs and wrapped up in fall.
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  Speaker 1: We've never resold or people food. Most of the fat
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  Speaker 1: ass people that take places is intending to eat them
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  Speaker 1: at their house. Don't get shame and bring them up
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  Speaker 1: to us. Your fat ass wanted it when you wrapped
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  Speaker 1: it up, You had the fall in your purse, you
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  Speaker 1: had the extra extra dixit paper plates. You that's your
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  Speaker 1: damn problem. And don't throw that food away because you
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  Speaker 1: know were gonna mention all the people in Africa that
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  Speaker 1: ain't eaten. So eat this damned food before you get
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  Speaker 1: told now about the people in Africa that ain't eaten.
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  Speaker 1: An I told that to my daddy one time. He
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  Speaker 1: told me to finish eat my food because people in
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  Speaker 1: Africa are starving. He said. I said. My response, will
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  Speaker 1: will send it to him. I mean, you know or
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  Speaker 1: that what I say. I said that to him on Tuesday, Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: right after I think I believe I said it on
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  Speaker 1: a March eighth when I woke up on the or
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  Speaker 1: April second, not a month later. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the hell had happened to me, but
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  Speaker 1: that what I had said, and then I had noticed
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  Speaker 1: that the food was gone, so I was I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say nothing. When I came to I assumed he had
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  Speaker 1: sent it. Like I said that, I didn't bolve asking.
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  Speaker 1: I was just hoping that it wasn't spoiled by the
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  Speaker 1: time it got there, because Africa Lorne will when I
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  Speaker 1: said that, as a boy, there was no fed exhort.
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  Speaker 1: The Super Bowl church party ended in a disaster. That
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  Speaker 1: somebody spiked the Hollylujah punch and several members I came
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  Speaker 1: out of their closed in five of them are locked
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and then we got about six more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in jail. What do you want to do with
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  Speaker 1: these people? The Hollyluja somebody spiked the Hollylujah punch back, right,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have nothing to do with that. We don't
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  Speaker 1: lay claim for that. Oh so we just going to
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  Speaker 1: ignore that it happened. Right coming up next, it has
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  Speaker 1: asked the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the
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  Speaker 1: building for your love questions on this Valentine's Day. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up.
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  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour, we will recap the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercials and the halftime performances Who Halftime. But
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  Speaker 1: right now it is time to ask the CLO. Yes
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  Speaker 1: it is right, Carla. Right by Chief Love Officer Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. You got love questions? He has
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  Speaker 1: answered Smith in Toronto, Right. I am a thirty four
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  Speaker 1: year old single woman and I have a few teeth
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  Speaker 1: missing on the side. I wanted a date a week ago,
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  Speaker 1: and I felt like the guy was staring in my
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  Speaker 1: mouth the whole time. I wanted to put my mask on,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't want to be obvious. I'm having the
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  Speaker 1: teeth replaced, So should I bring it up to him
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  Speaker 1: or wait until he does? Now you need to stop
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  Speaker 1: dating tea you get them teeth, because that's that's pretty
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  Speaker 1: much why you single. Right now, once you get up
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  Speaker 1: there and start smiling, what you cannot do is look
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  Speaker 1: to the side and talk to nobody, especially if you
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  Speaker 1: got them corner teeth missing. I'm just being real with you. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: your teeth fixed before you continue dating or you're gonna forever.
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  Speaker 1: There's a reason why you thirty four and single. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: especially them corner teeth, because that's a supe. If you
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  Speaker 1: turned sideways and smile and we can see the wall,
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  Speaker 1: that's just too much. They missing on both sides. You
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  Speaker 1: smile and we can see the wall, but your mouth
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  Speaker 1: and damn near clothes, girl, we got a problem. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to bring nothing up. You need to stop dating.
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  Speaker 1: You get your damn teeth fixed. That's why you single.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of me and you can't even call them
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  Speaker 1: back because they're gonna remember them too. Places that was
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  Speaker 1: out a try. You try to just try and talk
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  Speaker 1: off right. Understand what you're charing. Go ahead, I'm moving on,
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  Speaker 1: Venicia and Nashville says. Two years ago, I was involved
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  Speaker 1: with the man that was married, and I moved on
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  Speaker 1: from that. Now he's divorced, so he wants to come
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: back into my life. I'm skeptical because he's a cheater
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: and I feel like he'll cheat on me if we
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: started dating. Is it crazy to think he can't change?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Should I see where this goes? Wait a minute, you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: was a cheater? But no, no, no, no, you was
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a Cheatah, you moved on from it. He'd have moved
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: on from the wife now when you're looking himside his hands,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: because he's a Cheatah, you can't be a cheatah, less
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you have somebody to cheat with, see you Women that
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: get involved and then want to blame the married man.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: But he can't cheat less you let him. So now
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: when he get divorced, he want to come back into
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: your life. Now you're talking about he's a Cheatah, what
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: is you? Her question is I'm answering the question, have
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you changed? He really need to be worried about your ass.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: She thinks he might cheat on her if they start dating,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and she wants to know what's It's crazy to think
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: that he can't change. He think you might cheat on him.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You know you do sleep with married me and you
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you remember that. Oh no, so no, I'm not being
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: to help you with him. You need to help yourself.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: You to blame too, She says, she'll see where this goes.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Everybody can't have happy Valentine obviously. Yeah, Valentine's ain't for everybody.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: They got a new thing out called Valentine's. Yeah, yes, yes,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: they yeah, so I'm hip to that. I'm not being
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to make you somebody Valentine, You ain't ready just couldn't
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: move on from that situation, all right, Paris and Tampa says,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a man for three months and we've
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: spent every day and night together since we've been dating.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But he insisted we celebrate Valentine's Day week early so
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he can go to LA for the game. He can't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: even afford tickets. Was this an excuse to get away
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: for the weekend? Or should I believe him? What? So?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: What's her question? No, he's even told you that he
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: going to the super Bowl. That's what he told you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: What what excuse to get away for the weekend. He's
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: gonna get away from the weekend. It was yesterday and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: he not taking you. See now I know we got
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: this question late. But you didn't go to the game,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: did you? So he got away from you and he
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: told you he's gonna get away from you by going
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. So he went it. Yea he did?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: That was out there hard, made me miss Las Lla.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I ain't miss anywhere. You ain't at anywhere where, You
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: ain't here this La, go back? You do well? I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: ready on show Doom night go back. You gotta stay
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: out here with us. What your ad I ain't mad,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: but go back to you ain't gotta missisted because of
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: all the fun they were having at the super Bowl
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: one day, all the people got shot at parties out there,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and all that one week you'd be complained about the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: four five stop. Oh lord, anybody one damn earth quaking.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You'll ask me ready to come back? No, that's not true.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's one damn five. You'll ask me. Mud slide here,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: you'll ask he's coming right back? Have you one damn
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: drive by? Your answer? Ready to back up? Whatever? Man
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't make you happy? Moving on? I get lay missed
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the city I don't know was on TV. I got
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to get out of here. What I thought? Yeah, you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: guys are such grouchous. Tuesday, the police didn't beat somebody
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: else outside here. I got out of here. You see,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you always take it too far. Well, Tuesday, we're moving on.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: That happened and got bad out here again. Yeah they
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: got no mask man date. Yeah, all right, Tuesday in
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: New Jersey, we're moving on. My mother and my aunts
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: had a disagreement a few months ago because my aunts
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: don't like my baby daddy. She tried to defend me,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and I told her she didn't have to. I had
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: a family zoom and told them all to go to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: h e double l hele. My mother was not a
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: cuss word. Sure here I'm reading my mother was happy
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: at first, but now she wants me to bixit. What
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: should I do in this situation? I mean, you got
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: on the zoom and you told all of them go
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to hell about your baby daddy. Now, some things is
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: not changing. It's still your baby daddy. You still love
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the man, and your family still don't like him, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: you haven't been on his zoom and told him. And
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: after you got off the zoom, they talked about you
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: and him. They lit y'all up. So listen to me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If your baby daddy is treating you right, if your
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: baby daddy is a good father, what does it matter
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that they don't care that they don't like him. You know,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: your family can be some of the worst people to
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: tell your problems too. I was just going about my business,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: you know, all right, all right? Thank you? Does your
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: baby daddy have a good family? Made me go over
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the house for Christmas? Coming up at the top of
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the hour. We'll talk about the Super Bowl performances, will
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: recap the commercials all of that right after this. You're
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, so here
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: we go. Let's talk about the commercials. What did you
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: think about the commercials? And of course we gotta get
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: into the halftime show from last night? What do you
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: thank Steve commercials? Any favorites? And he wants down you know, overall,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: that was a couple that I liked. I like the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: e Trade commercial with the babies only yeah, because at
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the end, uh, you know, and and they came to
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: pick him up, he said, all right, I'll roll and
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: hey get my onesies. Yeah, that was funny. Yeah. Uh.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: And the Rito's commercial with the animal dancing. Yeah, now,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I tell you the one, the Michaelo commercial and at
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the end where yeah, at the bowling alley, yeah yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And then at the end was Serena walked in? Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you know, I had to admit it, you know, And
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I really don't like to say things like this because I'm,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you know, supposed to be above this type of thoughts
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: and stuff. But fans, kid, you know, was Serena walked in?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Out found myself feeling some kind of way I trying
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to figure out what that was. Polo. Serena, you know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you and Vena has always been like little kids to me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And I've been praising y'all since I was on radio
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: back in LA in two thousand. But you walked in
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: and I went ana. It wasn't even Serena nor hit
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: from Arena show her name. You saw your girl halle Berry,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and that was better than the Dog Gone game. Do
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you understand? It was really cute? It was really part
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: he did good. Okay, Okay, you all gonna act like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you didn't see Morgan Freeman's commercial. Yes we are, I'm
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: not Gonnakish airline. Yeah, yeah, com It was like my favorite.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It was like the best, however, because it was Morgan.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I saw interest commercial yea dot com booking dot com. Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: But overall though, I thought the commercial sucked about them.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: What about the NFL one when all the little players
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: came in with the kid house that one like that good? Yeah?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: So all right, halftime, come on. I enjoyed every bit
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: of it off the chain that it was the best
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: halftime super Bowl show ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, Yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I agree, I think it was. It was it. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: think it was up there. I'm gonna tell you what
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I thought it was up there with though, because the
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: best halftime shows I've seen was Mike's first one, Princess Prince,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Miami Beyonces was strong y and uh and this one here,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: those were the best ones I've seen. Michael Prince Steves
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: was good. That was a long time ago. Most people
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: don't remember that. But Michael Prince Beyonces. But this was
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: right here. Uh gets to me up in the top
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: two Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, and I'm not even
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: a hip hop guy, right, but you can't them was Monster,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: hit Man and Betty. But I think I had I
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: think I gotta had it upside right. I don't think
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I had fifty upside down. I just I was worried
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: about the ball. Just bar break Man was the video
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: when he had the video? You remember that back yet
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was done. People though. Yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't recognize him that upside but it was Mary
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and then did you guys see um Jane i eco Aco.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That was good. She got American beautiful. She was a
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: little bitty little something, yes, because if she little on
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: TV in real life, that's a two that's a zero. Yeah,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: that's that's zero. That that country singer that sing the
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: national anthem, that girl right there had a voice on her. Man. Now,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Mary, Mary, Yes, that's the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: best version of the Negro national anthem. I've ever heard
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: something that harmony it ever, that's the best version of
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the Negro national anthem I've ever heard in my entire life.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I've heard it to where I was actually gnawing on
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the edge of the table I was sitting that listening
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: to it before. I've actually bitten plugs of wood and
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: spit it out in the floor. I've actually bit the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: chair in front of me, the phone right out for
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: it and spitting on some versions of the Negro nationalism.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, God, you think they heard the thing? They
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: were so beautiful, they really them girls saying that song
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: telling they had that blue on them girls was killing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man, Because if you don't
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: get the right people singing that song, you ever just
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: had something just run through you. You just like touching
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: on yourself when people be singing. If you start digging
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: up under your arm and you wrong, you just stuck
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: your hands down and your pants and start digging here,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you know what was wrong with you? Sing it? Coming
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: up and after actually feels like slavery of the see
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: her Every Morning show. Right after this, Jesus, you're listening
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. There were a lot
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of big Super Bowl parties over the weekend, a lot
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: of big ones. But late Friday night, I'm sure you
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: guys heard about this, four people were shot outside a
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: star studded after party following a Justin Bieber concert in
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: West Hollywood. Multiple shots were fired around two forty five
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: am outside the Nice Guide Bar after a fight broke out.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Kodak Black was among several people involved in the fight.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: The victim's names were not released, but NBC News reported
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: that Kodak Black was among the wounded as well. Four
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: men ages twenty four, twenty two, nineteen, and sixty were
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: hospitalized in sixty condition. Sixty. Yeah, he had been walking.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: What is he doing there? He had been what is
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: he doing there? He hain't had to be locking up.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You got to be looking for Yoko here here. What's crazy? Though?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: And see, I get tired of saying we, because that's
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: the problem with we. We always get with the only
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: race that's responsible for the actions of each other. So
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop saying that. But when is it when
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: there's enough gonna be enough? Where entertainers shooting at other
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: entertainers because some beef Kodak Black had with somebody else
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: so they shot to play up. Hey man, look, I'm
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: not a proponent of shooting anybody, but what's the shooting
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: into the place where all these innocent people ain't got
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with your beef with whoever you're dealing with.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: What is that about? It's it's just a level of ignorance,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Man's I mean, this guns and stuff is ignorant anyway,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: but to just yeah, the random people just he in
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: now shooting now, and innocent people ain't got nothing to
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: do with this wall. But why y'all got a wall?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man? Why we can't you know, everybody making money
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: over that week y'all can't talk this out? Why does
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: mor live in peace make you old fashioned? Yeah? But
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I mean we can I with you. Any human would
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: tire of hearing that all the time. You know, why
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: can't the negativity? The hatred? Yeah, it don't make no sense, man.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Why am I sixty? At the club? Was twenty two
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: why am I at the club with Justin Bieber sixty
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: say that? What all I see is somebody look like
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: me in there? Hey, that's my song sixty. Bless you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to do that, sixty in there work in the bathroom
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: with the cologne and stuff. Okay, cool, all right, we're
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: moving on. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: With all this super Bowl, we can't forget guys. It's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day and Junior, thank the Lord, hapared a special
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Valentine Today poem just for us. Yeah, we're gonna hear
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: it right after this. Thank you, j you're listening to show.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you do the honors. It's time for
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Junior and it's poem today, ladies and gentlemen, Valentine's Day.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Here comes who we effectually called Jay Rapp. Jay Rapp
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: is about to kill us with a poem. Jay Rapp
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: is an acronil Junior's raggedy as poems, you know, Jay Rapp.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you. You know I appreciate it, or the intro
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: loved it. Jay Rapp is here for y'all. It's Valentine's Day,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: so you know I can't go through Valentine without Valentine's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Day poem. It's probably some people's only gift they're gonna
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: get today. So I got here. It is Valentine's Day poem.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday, but there's no way I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: couldn't forget the ladies on Valentine's Day. So having Valentine's
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: to Sherl and Carler or Tommy and Uncle Steve, I
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: will not bother. This is a ladies Day and not
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: for men. We don't get nothing, but y'all expect us
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to spend, spend, spend. You expect flowers and a candlelit meal.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: But men get the short end of the deal. If
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I buy you candy and flowers, I want more. If
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I buy you all of that, expect me at your door.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Can I at least get a kiss and a hug?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Or how about a nice back rub. I'm looking for
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Valentine's to love me because roses and food and candy
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: ain't free the end? Yes, that was nice. Just I
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: buy you something that's no coming to your door. You
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: understand I'm not gonna just me buying. I ain't you
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: just gonna go home talk about thank you for the evening,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and we're going to hear together. We have to go
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: and here together. You can't, it is, Junior about the poems,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: especially one about Valentine's Day and love is said voice tone.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's the pitch too high, dog? What do
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you mean? I can't say yesterday with super Bowl Sunday.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: But there's new way I can't do that. We'll read them,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: read them lines you read in the middle again the
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: same way you read them, just in the middle, somewhere
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: in the middle. Same but me and get the short
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: end of the deal. If I buy you can then flowers,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I want more. If I buy you all of that,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: expect me at your door. Can I listen to the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: kiss in a hut? Or how about a nice back rug?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a Valentine's to love me because roses,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: food and candy ain't free the end I did that,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: did ye? That's what it is. Them's pretty good those Okay, okay, Junior,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: do it? Do it? Do it? Sexy? Okay? All right?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: You good? All right, here we go. All y'all gonna
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: get from me. If I about you candy and flowers,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I want more. If I about all of that, expect
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: me at your door. Cantlease get a kiss, in a
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: hug or how about a nice back rug. I'm looking
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: for Valentine's to love me because roses, food and candy
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: ain't free. D that's that's sex. Wow, that's not I
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: think that's sex you're getting. I'm telling you right now,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I know somebody in the car right now talking about
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: whoo whoo. It's hot right here, coming in hot. I
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: got to get out. I gotta getting here and get
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: some of this here. You got me just I'm telling you,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I'm having a sash and thank you for wishing us
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: happy Valentine. I thought about y'all. I put y'all in
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the pond because no, very sweet it is now. I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: would not wish up for Stephen on Tommy a happy Valentine.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: That would not yep, not in that voice. Wait a minute,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: what you mean, can't have got to have that one? No,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I'm at I'm at max bass. I'm basing right now.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about not to base basing right now,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you junior, I'm at a ten. I'm talking about right now.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Get out of my face. That's me. Probably ain't nobody
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: to go move, but I said it though. That's all
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I do know. Step back sea. Oh you didn't, did it? Now?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: You got me twisted? You're about yeah, this is me
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: right now, got it? Thank you? You sure get I'm
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: down within it now always from you. Coming up next
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and is a prank phone call from the nephew. Right
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject over sixty and full
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: of stamina. Oh really, we'll get into that and just
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a bit, but right now it is time for the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew, what you got.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a little nap right nowt char We're
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: gonna take a little nap. This right here is the
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: sleeping security goal. The sleeping got to work. We guard sleeping.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: The cure it to god, cat dog, if you would
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: do scared to booth man help you? Hey, this circuit
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: this stuff I can barely heed. Is this is this
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: a security booth down about a b the gate? Yea, sir,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: this security booth. Yeah, listen man, it's some people next
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: door to me. They keep I'm hearing a bunch of
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: scuffling and stuff going on. But I ain't you know,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't really show what's happening. I know, I know
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing this lady scream or something, man, but I
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I just okay, sir, you can give us the unit
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: number that you're in. We could have somebody come right
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: over there and check that out. Hello, sir, sir, um, Hello, sir, Okay, yeah,
• 45:40
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• 45:47
  Speaker 1: People next door to me, man, they was, I mean,
• 45:50
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• 45:53
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• 45:56
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• 45:59
  Speaker 1: pretty heavy, and then I heard it. I know they
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: must have been fighting because I heard something. I understand. Sir, sirry,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: what what unit are you in? Hello? Sir? Are you there? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yes,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Are you okay? Just you you security guy? Right? Yes, sir.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You called us about ten minutes ago and we've been
• 46:28
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• 46:32
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• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm hearing mold people over that night and they're fighting. Man,
• 46:38
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• 46:41
  Speaker 1: they're fighting this lady over. I hate interrupt you, but
• 46:47
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• 46:50
  Speaker 1: over the to sir? We need to know the unit
• 46:55
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• 47:17
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• 47:23
  Speaker 1: this all day. I am trying to work. I cannot
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: be around with you on the phone. Could you please
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: give me your unit number? Shirt? Argument? Man? I know you, Yes,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you have said that they are argument. I heard you
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: when you said that they were argument. Sir. If you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: just give me that unit number that either you're in
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: or the union number you hear the no it's coming from,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: we could have somebody to come over there and check
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: that out immediately. So what the union number are you in? Again? Sir?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You do? You hear them arguments? See?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Let me put I only hear you snore. I need
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the unit number. Let me see. Listen, I'm gonna put
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the phone up. Do you hear, yes, sir, But I
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: don't hear the unit number. I need the unit number.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Without the unit number, we're just having a conversation. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: sure are you there? Yoh yeah, oh ay man, you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: checked on the people, No, sir, we have not checked
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: on the people because we have not been able to
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: get the unit number from you. Sir, dude, this fall
• 48:52
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• 48:57
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• 49:02
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• 49:06
  Speaker 1: unit out of him to keep falling asleep. Hello, sir, Love, Sir, sir,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I don't know what unit he's in. He's
• 49:20
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• 49:23
  Speaker 1: he falls asleep, he keeps telling me that over that fight.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: But I don't then he won't kill me. To you,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I don't talk. I don't know. To you, what would
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you wake up? Sleep? Hey? I got a guy on
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the phone that he says if they get here, some
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: screaming over his by his unit, but keeps fallowing asleep.
• 49:42
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• 49:44
  Speaker 1: me what the unit number. Hey, dude, come in listen
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to this. Listen. Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir, sir,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: could you please give me the unity? I gotta ask
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you something how come y'all all, y'all, dude, just sit
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: on y'all to watch cars come in and out that door,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and of helping people that need helping, like you want
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the number? You shut your housing at me. You needn't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: do your damn job. You rent a cop, I'm a
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: red cop. I'm a rend the cop fall asleep. Would
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you just give me the you ain't number? Please? I
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: give you the number, new yo, the number. You're ready for?
• 50:26
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• 50:31
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• 50:35
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• 50:39
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• 50:49
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• 50:52
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• 50:58
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• 51:06
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• 51:30
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• 51:35
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• 51:38
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• 51:42
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• 51:45
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• 51:50
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• 51:56
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• 52:16
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• 52:19
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• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It's just high in calories of even more than Thanksgiving
• 52:28
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• 52:33
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• 52:36
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• 52:39
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• 52:42
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• 52:44
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• 52:50
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• 52:56
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• 53:19
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• 53:24
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• 53:29
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• 53:33
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• 54:01
  Speaker 1: subject over sixty and full of stamina. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty one year old married woman and I've
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: been married for eight years and we have four kids.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: In the beginning, our sex life was amazing and our
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: intimate sessions would last four hours. But after four kids,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: it's basically non existent, and when we do have sex,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: it's terrible and boring. There is no spice in our
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: love life because my husband is tired. Is just sex
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and then he goes to sleep, leaving me wanting more.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: We have sex once a week so I can fulfill
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: my duties as a wife, but I get my satisfaction elsewhere.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: On two separate occasions, I met two gentlemen that are
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: at least thirty years older than me. I was opened
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: and honest with them about my sad sex life, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: they told me how bad need it, and I told
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: them how bad I needed some good sex. So now
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I'm having an affair with both of them, and they
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: both are beyond amazing in bed. One guy is in
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: his early sixties and he is so passionate that I
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: can't get enough of him. The other one is in
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: his late sixties and he has more stamina than any
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: man I've ever been with. I was shocked to find
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: out that the men in their sixties still have it
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: going on like this. The more intimacy I have with
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: these older men, the less I want to be with
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: my husband. It's like the best experience ever, and I
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: could see myself falling for them. I'm sure these older
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: men don't want anything but sex from me, but I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: find it hard to go back to boring sex with
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: my husband after being with these old pros. I do
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: love my husband and I don't want to lose him.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: He has no idea what I've been doing on the side,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: and I almost feel bad for cheating. My husband and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I are both still young. So do you think there
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: is a way for us to spice up our sex
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: life again? Or should I realize that I need more
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: than my husband can give me? Wow? Okay, can I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: say this before you start? Yes? Yes, yes, I'm going
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: to be beyond interested in here in your response. Go ahead,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: all right, Well, thank you? Thank you for that. You
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: should be uh feel badly for cheating. You really should. Um,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: you know what, I don't think you've given it your
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: your marriage, I mean much of a chance. It sounds
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: like you've given up. I mean, you know, did you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: leave that part out or something? I think you just
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: said that it was boring and basically non existent. But um,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I mean you want it to last for hours? I
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: mean for how long? You want it to last for?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Like hours and hours? Uh? No, wonder he's tired. I'm
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: sure both of you can step up your game in
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. Do you have date nights? Do you plan
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: anything to do together as a married couple. I mean,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I know you have four kids. Do you get a
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: babysitter from time to time so you guys can go
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: out and have time together? I mean, those are the
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: kinds of things you do you have to do to
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: keep your marriage, you know, the spice in your marriage
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and things like that. I mean, where is the romance?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Where is it? Do you, you know, talk to him
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: about being romantic and stuff like that. I mean, it
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like either of you guys are trying just
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: stepping you know, outside of your marriage or stepping out
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: on your husband to get what you need. That that's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: not the answer. And you have two men. Wow. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: know women are smarter than men when it comes dating
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: and everything, but two and by the way, you have
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: two men. I really hope you're using protection so far.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I guess you have been, because that really could turn
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: into a mess. And I hope you don't really fall
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: for either one of these guys, because it's going to
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: cause a problem, you know, in your marriage more than
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: already is there with the sex situation. So I think
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you need to reevaluate your marriage with your husband. You
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and your husband need to sit down and talk about
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: this situation seriously and try to come to some sort
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: of agreement. You need romance, you need love, you need
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: all of that for play all of that back in
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: your marriage, and you can put it back in. You're
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: only thirty one. You guys are young Steve thirty one, Oval,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: thirty one girl who lad have mercy. It's called a
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: repeat offender, someone who returns back to the scene of
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: the crime over and over and over and yet no repercussion.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: This is my in so okay, okay, I'm interested in
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: your It's just like you were interested in mine. No,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you're not. And anyway, thirty one years old and is Oval.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: But it used to be amazing because they had had
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: intimate sections that lasted for hours. Here's some people that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: obviously he's not working. That is very hard hours. All
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: your intimate sections sessions was hours. That's a lot well
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: them iurs turning the four kids. It's basically non existing.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: When we have sex nis terrible, it's boring. Ain't on
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: spice in it. As soon as he has sex, he
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: go to sleep, leaving you want more. Y'all doing it
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: once a week so you could fulfill your duties. But then,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: on two different occasions you met two gentlemen that are
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: at least thirty years older than me. So let's stop
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: right here. You're attracted to older men because you just
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: sat down and explained to two older men how unhappy
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you are sexually. Now, the first one you might have
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: just fell into it, but after you saw how good
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: he was, you explained it to another sixty ye year
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: old dude, and you to found out that the old
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: pros is just that old pro bringing. All right, hang on, Steve,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: frying to break it. We all have two of yours
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and there rejoined the kitchen twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: subject of today's strawberry letter over sixty and full over
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: the roof in the garage to Steve's response coming up
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject over sixty and full
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: of stamina. Thirty one year old lady had a wonderful
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: relationship with a man. They used to have our long
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: love making session that has resulted in four kids. Now
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: there's no spark at all. They just he have sex
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: and go to sleep, should do it once a week
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and she says that she's had to find and he
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: falls asleep, leaving her wanting more so to cure them more.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: She has started seeing two older men early sixties, in
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: late sixties. She's explained to both of them how boring
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: her sex life is and they say, hold on, you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: ain't got to do that. So now these old pros
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: is in there working. They old too, they know old ways.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: M They in there churning your butter. Come on, churning
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: the butter. You're getting your cotton picked checks like you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: like it? Yeah, and they in there, uhhh they waxing
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: you with bird lap sacks. Yeah, y'all having civil rights six,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: that's just why do you go so far? You know back?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Just let me get on back. What alum doing this
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: this old time sex? Y'all in there having hide and
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: hide and hid colloway sick. Yeah, y'all open there? Who
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: to vote the show to you? To get it right
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: here for y'all having the Elvis presness sick. Whoa little
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Richard sick. So I know how you feel because you've
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: had something, because you're young, them sixty ye old men
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: and there just coming in there and bringing it. And
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: that this man is so passionate because he got moves,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: he doing things, he knows what to do. He didn't
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: done it before thirty more years experience pulling it all
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: on you here ninety and you can't take it. And
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: the other one got stammering them. The reason, old man
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: have standard stammler standina, And I'm explaining it to you
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: this way. The reason we have staminas because we've had
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: this before. We can control it better. Oh, we know
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: how to pace. We know when it's getting close to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the end. We know how to you know, pull back
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit and take our time. We focus our
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: mind and sometimes it's called displacement. Sometimes being an old pro,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: you know how to take your mind and put it
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: somewhere else, so you can keep handling your business without
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: the focus being there. Thus bring it about an eroticism
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: in yourself. So you take your mind and displace it
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: somewhere else. Come on, here not stay with you right now,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you degentify you you you you you. You take it
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: in another direction. Yeah, yeah, you rebuke of the powers
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: of lustivity right now the uhh and now dude, it
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: is you won't want But I think you come to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the realization that that all they want from you is
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: your six. Yeah. But it's hard for you to go
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: back to that baring six h that young boy thing
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that that hip hop loove. M m that one pass
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: leg up, one pass down loove. You don't want that
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: that can't go hat love. That that that that that
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: that I got on Extra Jewelry love. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: you need to get back to that dark shaking love. Yeah,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: come on back to the yeah that that love and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: then fold there was gold changing and and and and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: all that we just was on some be You need
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: mood ring six yeah, yeah, red hot cold all that
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you go right here. You know what I'm saying. You
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: need girl, You need Jared Carroll sex, You need rocket
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Trotman six so rough, so tough out here. Yeah yeah,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: you need a computer little six on mole bounce to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the ounce. You need some headed through the grape vine. See,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: you have been spawned. Now you have been treated to
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: a ticket to the past. You had some feel love
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: and put over yeah album love pass. You know some
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: some out in the field love. You had some behind
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: the garage love. Put ick you did that. I know
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: you hush. You actually had some back seat love. Yeah,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I've been back for your foot. All up against the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: wind that tanned tent off to wind Hill. I looked
• 1:06:28
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• 1:06:49
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• 1:06:52
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• 1:06:56
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• 1:07:01
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• 1:07:05
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  Speaker 1: there balled in the first half. No, I didn't feel
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  Speaker 1: sorry for him at all. Juniors. He scored a touchdown
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: in the super Bowl. Yeah, and he'd won the ring
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: even though you got hurt. What greater way you scored
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: a touchdown in the superb Yeah, he got him. Then.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I can't have everything, Junior. I'm just happy for I know,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for him too, man, But you know he
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: was just bawling already. Man, I just want to see
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: what who copy the game. He's gonna have a bleak game.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: He got a touchdown, could have had three more, the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: way he would run past everybody he was balling. Man. Also,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this. They got a survey out
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: They say forty percent of Americans would like to move
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl Sunday to Super Bowl because everybody calling in
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: sick today. You know, you know that might not be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: a bad idea. It wouldn't be bad to have it
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: on a Saturday. I bet they'd have an even bigger viewership. Yeah,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: on Saturday, they I think they'd have an even bigger viewership.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: You know, many they should consider that super Bowl Sunday.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Move it to Super Bowl's Saturday. Yeah, you know that
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: might not be a bad idea, Dog that might be
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: how many people calling it? Because I have no idea
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: why we're in here, because we struggle. We should move.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: We should move our day too. Oh, we should have
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Super Holiday. If they do Super Bowl Saturday, are we
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: going next day? I wouldn't know, NFL honest, this year
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: to be on all my connections, isn't three super Bowls?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't making the one of there. Ain't got no
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: warf for you. I ain't even go to the super Bowl.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I got invited by everybody. Man, you here, I want
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: you to come to my sweet man. I got this
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: man you here though, Man, it was starting to study
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: yesterday too, was man. But everybody what I loved all
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: those celebrities enjoying halftime enjoy You know those celebrities were
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: true fans too, Mary dre Snoo. Yeah, because you know what,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I don't care how big of a star you are.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: You wasn't one of them right making the music? That
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: dude right there? Hip hop, y'all get up out of here.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I'm good. Yes, we'll have more of the Steve every
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the hour
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, So guys,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: we have a few Valentine stayed greetings and shoutouts from
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey nation. This is kind of cool. Eight
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number. We got
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: a call from Darryl. Darryll, I've been following you. My
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: name is Darryl since she got over the radio, and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I've forgotten what radio stating it was because of whack. Anyway,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I remember you left and he took Shirley with you,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: and I've been following you everything. I want to fill
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: the sound out to my threeetheart. Her name is Samantha.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I love in the pieces. I just met her in
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: November of this year and she's amazing. My birthday is
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Sebruary of the fifth, and we went to a wedding
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: on my birthday. Has the best time ever I planned
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: to do. It's going for the rest of my life.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I planned to marry her and she fell a seven
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: moved and I love to tell her that I love
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: her with everything, love her to life and I look
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: forward to spending my life with her. Zero thankfully. Oh,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I was good little boy player professional love love and boys.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You hear that right here? Boy, you know the point
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: you finning get you know what a right from Michigan.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: This is Keith little point Michigan. The whole nation. Hathay,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: thank you have a wonderful that's good Keith. Hey, when
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: y'all call in on this machine, uh if you if
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: you sitting in the rain barrel, get out in the
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: rain barrel, get out the barrel to make the phone call.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: If you if you're trying to do your phone calls
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: from inside, Uh in a toilet with your head in
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: the toilet, take your head out the toilet. If you
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: don't want abody to hear yet word, then go on
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: to broom, closet or somebody. Don't do it by dipping
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: your head down in the toilet and pulling the lead
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: over on it, because that's what it starts to sound
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: like us, you know, you know, Or if you're Janet
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: or something you calling in you don't do this from
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: the mop bucket. Just you know, say hey, Steve, I'm
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: gonna call you back. Get to go to some other location,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: but try not to call from inside the cabinet. Areas
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: like Keith just did thing right. Let's see birthday sounds
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: like they want to shut up their mom. Hi. See,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: my name is Elizabeth Ellis. I don't have a boom.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I don't have a new sumnificant service. All I want
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: to say is happy birthday to my mother. Love. Now. Also,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: let me make another announcement. If you're gonna leave answering
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: called voicemails on the answering machine. These are the phone
• 1:12:53
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• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: AT and T, we use the Rising, we use Galaxy phones,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I phones. You calling from a burner, bought a burner
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: and that's all. Yeah, and this is to sound quality
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get. We were trying, you know, we just
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: want smartphones. Yeah, you don't have a smartphone. Yeah. Now,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: if you if you buying a phone and you look
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: in line and it's five or six dope boys buying
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: the same phone, just hang that up back up on
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: the clipboard at the stoke. Alright, understand what you're saying. Right.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Another Valentine today, shout out Carla Jay to her husband Derek.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: My name is Carla Jones and I want to give
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: a shout out so my husband Derek Jones he's my wife,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: my husband, and I told me and I want to
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: thank him so much of the love enjoy you got
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: into my life. Thank you, baby. That was a beautiful call. Nah,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: now listen to me. This is the last one. No
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: more calls from in the swimming pool. If you're in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: the swimming pool, I'm talking underwater. Don't call as mache
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing to us. All right, thanks for the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: calls the diving board, and just don't be to start talking.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: We'll tell you what single people are doing tonight at
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening to Steve
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys. So, according to a
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: new survey, forty three percent of singles has fifty percent
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: of women and thirty six percent of men believe Valentine's
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Day should include all forms of love, all right, and
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: sixty three p scent of single millennials believe friendships and
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: self love should be celebrated just as much as romantic relationships.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Of the single lovers out there this year, forty two
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: percent plan to have dinner or drinks with friends, while
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: thirty six percent prefer to have a solo night of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: self Here, everybody gets some love. Everybody gets some love
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: and everybody needs love. Yeah, being single lo on this show,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all of them, break it down and break
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: it down. Yeah, I'm just I'm just gonna have to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: just love me. That's another you go, you're gonna take
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: yourself out, ju I'm taking myself out across a candle
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: table by myself. But's not good because if you don't
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: love yourself, you know what they say, you can't love
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: anyone else. So that's good love. Gotta love yourself first. Yeah,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: that's the show. Love you boo. Yeah, dinner drink. So
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: who's going out tonight? Me and Jackie going going to
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Lee Colonial? La Lake said, Yes, that's the guy. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: that's a nice play romantic. That's a that's Mississippi Monica
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Tammy owner that I'm going to lick. I don't even
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: speak for him, but let the colonel? Is it Colonel
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: or Colonial? All right? Uh? Happy Valentine's Day and night.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: More of the Sea Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. We'll play a round
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this you're listening to
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time now
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: for would you rather here we go? Would you rather
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: this is a Valentine's edition? Okay? Would you rather have
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: a chocolate covered strawberries or scotch and a cigar on
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Night? Assuming? Would you rather buy yourself though? Ye? Valentine? Yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: if I got my girl, I got what you do?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Pull a cigar? What you think this is missing? It
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: ain't Joe Day. You had your day yesterday? Yeah? No,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: it's no brainer. Show all right? Would you rather have
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: a romantic bubble bath first or a quick shower and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: just get right to it? You want the truth, and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: if you want to know, a shower with a partner.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want the truth? Yes? Of course. Let's get
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: on in this shower quick. Why you don't want the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: bath because I'm gonna fall asleep after that? Hell, I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be worth man, No hard. It isn't a
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: bathtub too grown ass, people, that's really grown Now. We
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: got to get out somebody slep. Way, ain't too much
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: can happen in that damn bathtub. It ain't what you think.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm too tall for that. Damn I'm six too. But
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: don't you have like a big bathtub for your most
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: drowned girl one time. What she wasn't saying? No, I
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: didn't realize she was underwater? Hell, I thought she was?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Was she real? Little? That was? I was kicking a lot,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: so I knew I was doing something. But I didn't
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: realize she was kicking because she had ticky and water.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: When you drown, Oh, that's crash. And I thought I
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: was doing something. That splash. I was trying to save
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: her life. You're crazy. Then I had to snatch up
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: out the water, give a hamlet. There wasn't nothing working
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: out for me that day. The te little thing. All right,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: would you would you rather have? Um, well, I think
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I know this one. Would you rather have some old
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: school R and B during Valentine's Night? Or would you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: have just a totally quiet room with just the two
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: of you? We gotta have some music. You're like quiet?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I mean someplace. You ain't this experienced as me, So
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: I'm way more experiencing. I'd be a hol Yeah you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Why do you think you because I'm only I've been
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: around long. You have more women. I mean I couldn't
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: have caught up to you. You ain't had a wind.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. Come on, let's tell true wow wow
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: boy in school. But here's you talking about I remember
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you're talking about Uncle Steve. What is she doing? Get
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: up your ass out of you? For today's Valentine's Day
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: edition of What Do Get your Ass out of here?
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  Speaker 1: Tom coming up into their last break of the day
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: and at forty nine minutes after be our we'll have
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one I only see out
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  Speaker 1: of Hill. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show. Can we
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day on this Valentine's Day,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: wishing everyone love and happy Valentine's Day and of course
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: happy Valentine's Day night, and we're gonna pass it on
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: over to you. Well, it's gonna be interesting, you know,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: it's interesting day fellas. If you can, it's not too
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: late because it's ten eastern, nine Central, so you got
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: time to recover. If you haven't done anything special, let
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: me give you a suggestion. Public displays of affection PDA
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: are always extra bowny Brownie points. If you could do
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: something for your girl while she's at work in front
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: of the other girls, that's always extra points. Stop being cheap,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: you know, extra fifty dollars could make all the difference
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: in the world, you know, with what you present to her.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: And just understand that Valentine's Day is for women. It's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: not our day. Don't expect anything. I don't expect you
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  Speaker 1: to get no flowers and no denimos me and not
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: really careful flowers anyway. I don't know a man, no man,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I wish I would get flowers. I would love a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: woman get me flowers. I've never heard of guys say that.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe some guys out there like that, but not nobody
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I know. So Valentized is a day that all for women, fellas,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: And don't forget it and make a big deal out
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: of her. If you know a woman who your friends with,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: you know, it's nothing wrong with calling her, wishing her
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: happy Violent Times day, you know, and telling her you know,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: you know that you know, appreciate her friendship and everything,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: and you know, you know stuff like that. You know
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: it might start something. Yes, sir, when when when should
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: we take the blue peel? Should we take it before dinner?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Right and after the dessert? Yeah, you're gonna need it
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: we kick in? Yeah, okay, okay, take it with food.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just trying to I'm just I'm asking
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: for a friend. Don't you can take whenever you want to.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need and a half though, you know, just now,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I got a partner. He did what he did. He
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: he took it and uh took it and shoot it
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: because he didn't want to take time for it. Took
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: this all he wanted where he didn't realize. Yeah, but
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: what he didn't realize he had left the majority of
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: appeal in his teeth, and so he didn't have a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: very happy evening. And because it you know, once you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: start chewing him and leave the ingredients in your teeth,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: it ain't in your blood system doing what it need
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: to do. So be conscious of that. And stop going
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: to the gas station buying these pills sellers because that's
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: not FDA recommended, and you're buying the stuff. Ain't nobody regulating, man,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: I know some dudes got some funny stories buying them.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, stay out of them gas stations buying
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: them black Rhinos and black answer, killer Monkey Tiger Paul. Right, Yeah,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: don't don't be in the buying that stuff at that
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: gas See, ladies, y'all don't know about this, but that's
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: real big right now. Gas stations is carrying sexual enhancement
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: medication for men. It's real. Big truckers say that's good. Yeah,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: but it's it's cheaper, but it's not regulated, so you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: don't know how much in these peels and all the
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: stuff is not regulating and starting to come out to
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: be some horror stories, so be aware of it. I
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: know you don't want to pay for it, but they
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: got the new commercial out of Roman where you can
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: buy more generic stuff and get it delivered to your daughter.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: That's a lot cheaper. I know y'all want to pay
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: what it costs for them peels. It's grown folk conversation,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: but be aware of that. Stay out them gas stations
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: now calling Monica and Shirley. Y'all don't know nothing about this.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: But Junior smiling really hard. Now, I'm just laughing because
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: you know this is the truth. Yeah, and I ain't
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: been to the gas station, but I know they're in there.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I know they're in there because everybody I know be
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: talking about them. Then you here got to the man.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I bought three h man. Mine ain't do nothing. Well,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: told you they ain't FDA regulating. Sometimes they put it
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: in the pill, sometimes they don't. These are some enlightening closer.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: That's Valentine. Now, know one thing, if you go to Chinatown,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right now to when you
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: get that who that t ain't playing with you, it's
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: gonna work. It's gonna work. If you drank that tea,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: prepare yourself. You're gonna be sitting up there looking good
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: and crazy after you drink that cheat tea. Now, because
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: that tea work, It goes right to the system. Who
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes right now? All right, then that's Valentine's. It's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: a very different that's grown man, Valentine. Any questions, Junior, Tommy,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: anybody here? Yeah, you know, you know, just Valentine man.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Uh Like, if you want to do something on a budget,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: like a little small bunchet, like like a couple hundred dollars,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: something you can do, yeah, real quick. One eight hundred
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: flowers is a good way to do it. One eight
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: hundred flowers. You got just two hundred dollars, they can
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: take care of You're right quick. You could do some
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: special stuff. You could buy a bunch of flowers at
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: the grocery store and just walk in with a whole
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: bunch of them because you just buy a whole bunch
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: of them in even if you put it in a
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: home depot bucket and put fall around the bucket. That
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: that bouquet looked like whoa, whoa, that bouquet looked like
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: a couple of thousand. Yeah, and you probably spit about
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars down at the grocery store. Just a couple
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: of tricks out and used over the years, you know,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: orange bucket fall, Yeah, because all they're gonna see is
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: the flowers. That's it. Yeah, got to use your imagination,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: baby's right. One last thing you could do, if you
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: want a budget real quick, you could buy a regular
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: pair of shoes and get you a can of red
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: cry line paint and paint the red bottoms on it.
• 1:26:24
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