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• This is Beer thirty Sports O'clock. Oh my And this episode's mess, our beer, is brought to you by Community Beer Company. It is called Mosaic Pale Ale. It is 5.2% and it is a bright ass yellow can here boy. Alright, let's see. Very very pale ale. Very not really strong as far as the hoppiness, like, you know what I mean? Like, as far as the it's not like an IPA. It's just really Is it like the tropical one or the normal one? No. It just is mosaic pale ale. See the can? Oh, okay. Yeah. So no real fruity yeah. Don't smell or taste any fruits. Just real just beer. Just pale ale. I will say it's good. But it's just like if you're looking for that IPA or that fruit smell taste kind of thing because of the can, the looks are deceiving. That's not this. Yeah. It's not this at all. So, alright. So I wanna first say this before we jump into news you can booze to. I wanna apologize to all the hockey historians, all the New York Wayne the Great Gretzky fans, I was wrong. I was wrong. He played on the Rangers, not the Islanders. My bad. Now, news you can booze to. My point about McDavid was still fucking valid. He still seems to be overrated, so fuck you. Sorry. I had to get that off my chest. I said it in the damn in the part of that video that everybody's going crazy on the clip. I said I'm not a hockey historian. Don't come at me. I don't know hockey history like I should. I'm a new fan. Screw me. Screw you. Whatever. What? What? Yeah. Hey, yo. Speaking of hockey though, Carolina Hurricanes are eight and o in the playoffs right now. Some are saying because it's a weak ass side of the bracket that they had to face. Some are saying, no. They just look head and shoulders above everybody in the East. I think they beat Philly pretty handedly and Philly looked really good last series. Now, of course, they played Pittsburgh who Pittsburgh really wasn't that great this year either, but Philly looked head and shoulders above Pittsburgh. And Philly looked like they had promised to not get one game, not one. Kinda speaks a little high for me. I you know, for me. So I do like they're in the Eastern Conference finals. I don't I I think this is their year to make it to the Stanley Cup. Now will they get demolished by anybody in the West? I think anybody who comes out of this West is going to win it all because they have to go they have gone through a gauntlet. Even the knights who were like last to make it, are going through the gauntlet of all gauntlets. They everybody else is in a damn dogfight. But it means also, how do I say goodbye to yesterday? Don't get copywritten. Oh, yeah. Right. Means my favorite mascot is no longer in the playoffs. Oh, Gritty. Gritty's gone, y'all. He'll be back next year. Yeah. See? Yeah. See? See? It's a sad day in the hockey playoffs, when Gritty's no longer around. It was got now? The Buffalo fans. The Buffalo fans are still going crazy, which speaking of, they're in a dogfight. The wild, boo. They're giving the Avalanche all they can take. Avalanche is fighting back, but it is it's a tough series. Buffalo series with Montreal has been tough. Montreal is just straight literal literally literally and figuratively, I almost hurt myself, knocking motherfuckers out. Not shut up. Don't hurt yourself. Literally knocking motherfuckers out. And it looks like it looks like everybody, like I said, is in a dog fight. Anaheim, they're tied now with the knights, which I didn't even see the Knights getting out the first round, let alone putting up a fight against the motherfuckers who wiped out the overrated McDavid. I'm pulling for the Ducks, obviously. Not for personal reasons, but I feel like they, you know, I like their their their I like what their team is doing, their team media, their team did you see that in the stands at the beginning of the year, they left everybody with hockey masks, like the duck mask? Like, that shit is dope shit that, like, I wish more teams would do, like the Knights you have, you you have an opportunity to do some shit like that with the with the Knight helmets and shit, stars. Don't do the don't do a sword. You begin some people going, fighting and snakes. Don't Yeah. Don't do the swords. Do the helmets. Although there'd be a cool, like, beer thing. Medieval times, get on that. See, just hire us. Just hire us. We we hate your team, but we would give y'all some good pointers. I respect your publicity. Yeah. We gonna do your, we gonna make sure your pub is right. You know what saying? Yeah. But I do like what the Ducks did this year as far as, just all the publicity and all the PR stuff, besides like Philly and the gritty mascot and Buffalo and their pandemonium or fandemonium, the the To me, the ducks were like third in the in in storylines or whatever. That being said, let's go Carolina Hurricanes. I'm rooting for you. What? I'm not rooting for anybody on this side. Really? Yeah. Logan Stancovan, man. Okay. I'm like Do you wipe away the month too? Well, no. I mean, yes, but no. He used to play for the Stars, and then he went to the Hurricanes. Yes. And he's been popping off ever since. Yeah. It's it's I hate when that happens. When they leave your team and then they go I'm like, you know what? This wasn't the place for you, but I'm glad you found your place. Devonte. Why couldn't that be here? Yeah. Right. Devonte Adams, I'm looking at you. Anyway, the WNBA has started. It has started with a bang. First off, the wings versus the fever. Oh, oh my god. What a game. If you didn't watch that game, first off, was like a 130 to a 132. It was crazy. Of course, you didn't watch it. How are you all women empowerment and don't watch the WNBA? What day was it? That's valid. I forgot. It was Saturday. I wasn't doing Saturday. Saturday, I went and saw No. It wasn't Saturday. It was damn it. I forgot what day it was. If it was Friday, I was at work. I mean, I was at work too, but I watched I watched most of it. Like, I watch it on my phone. Fuck them. I watch that shit on my phone. Yeah. Let me let me talk to my tables and be like, hold on. Work at the restaurant with the Yeah, you think two you're looking at us? I would be like, This is restaurant full of men. Would be like, I know what? Write your order down. Your, write your order down. We watching the game. It was a lot of hockey right now. Hockey and men's basketball, sadly. Listen. I will say this that that Paige looked looked amazing. Caitlin Clark looked amazing. She's back. Okay. They were going back and forth and back and forth. This game was insane. This like, those who weren't paying attention, I'm sorry. You missed a great game. I see what they're doing with Fudd. They're easing her in. She she had a couple key plays and couple good plays and things like that. The wings did end up winning, which by the way, I will be at the wings opener versus the Atlanta dream. Yes. I will. So come say hello. I'll be over by the section fanning out when the girls walk by. I'm gone. You're actually going this time? You're actually going this time? Yeah, I'm gone. I'm going, when did I not go? I thought you had tickets with your son and then y'all ended up not going. Yes. It was few months ago. It was yeah. That was a while. That oh. Did I sell those tickets? What did I do with those? I didn't go, but we had yeah. I didn't I didn't go. I don't remember what you're talking about now. Anyway, I am going because it's tomorrow night and he got school in the morning, so he ain't coming. So it's me and a shorty and, yeah. So neither here nor there. Anyway, rookie's been balling. Rookie's been balling. Olivia Miles, aka my favorite Mighty Mouse, she been balling. She had 20 points 21 points, excuse me. Let me give her let me give her two points. 21 points and eight assists in her debut. She it just looks easy to her. It just looks effortless. She just continues to just ball out from one level to the next to the next. And I hope they put some people around her and she just continues to do what she does. She looked good. I only saw the highlights of her game. I didn't watch her game, I'm not gonna lie. I only saw the highlights and I was like, damn, she busting ass. You know what I'm saying? She was putting it work. But I do, I think a lot of the rookies and a lot of like the debuts, know, I think a lot of people have been, they looked like they were supposed to be drafted in the top 10. Did you know that this that the Valkyries, the the Golden State Valkyries were the first billion dollar fucking women franchise? No. You know, I need a new I need a new producer slash coach because this is crazy. You hear women empowerment and you don't know shit about women's sports. Anyway Still love my women. Me too. The Valkyrie are the first billion dollar did I say million or billion? Billion. Billion dollar women's franchise. Love that for them. How? I don't know, but they pulled it off. It's in Los Angeles. It's not in Los Angeles. Okay. It's in California. It's in California. It's in Golden State. It's in San Francisco? There you go. Bay Area. Love Which Bay we have to say Bay Area because they're not actually in they're not actually in The Bay. They're in the area of The Bay because Oakland has no they have they have no teams playing in Oakland now. It's fucking sad. Now for the NBA, the Knicks swept the Sixers. And the fans of the New York Knicks, we all know they're crazy. We we we know they're crazy. But they are they took over the stadium in Philly. And not only was it embarrassing on the court, it was embarrassing in the stands. Two home games for Philly and both home games sounded like they were in New York. Both home games. Then on top of that, you are getting blown out, absolutely demoralized every single game except for maybe one. I know it was oh, there was two games. But no. That first game, they only got close because the the Knicks took their foot off the gas. They had that game in hand, did not care. Now, Embiid, who I don't know what he talking about, says that it wasn't a it wasn't a loss to him. It wasn't a losing season. It wasn't a bad thing. Yeah. I mean, you know, I said it and I'm gonna say it again. I know we lost, you know, and I know that's not the right mentality to have, but, know, for me, this was a success. I came into this year not knowing where I was gonna be, you know, how long I was gonna play, if I was even gonna play based on how the knee was the last, you know, the last few years. And, you know, I came in just, you know, you know, hoping for the best. And I feel like we're in a position where we figured out the knee, hasn't been an issue. I'm sorry. What? I I understand from maybe a point of him for him, it was a successful season because he was able to play, and he wasn't sure that he was going to play. But to me, he missed half the season. You missed almost 50 games, maybe more, and, you know, granted, you made the the the Celtic you got the Celtics out of there. Thank you for that. But at the end of the day, you got embarrassed in the second round, and all of that becomes null and void because you haven't made it past the second round since you've been in the league and I get it. I like I said, you gotta look at the positive, you can't look at the negative especially after a demoralizing, series and things like that. But man, you can't be serious. This was a win? Where and I don't in what language? I don't know. But to me, that was not that was not a victory lap. That was not a chance to start talking about you're happy to be healthy. That was a disappointing, subpar, mediocre at best showing. I mean, Philly, I Josh Hart said it best in a in a interview in the locker room. He said, I'm kinda I'm kinda disappointed. I thought Philly was a sports town. And from what you all showed in the hockey games, maybe y'all were all at the hockey games because none of you were at the Philly games when the Knicks were playing. It felt and sounded like a home game. Embiid was shooting free throws looking at the dunk of of Robinson over him being just absolutely postered. Why are you shooting free throws at the free throw line in Philly? I'm sorry. What? I don't know, man. I don't get it. I was I was absolutely shocked by seeing that because Philly does have a really good town of sports fans. They're some of the most ridiculous sports fans in the world, but they just didn't show up for the Sixers. I guess they just kinda knew it wasn't gonna happen, so I don't know. Now for the Cavs and Pistons, this series is funny because it's not necessarily about how well the Pistons are playing, but it seems to be all about the trade that the Cavs made to get James Harden and how he is how he is just absolutely looking like dog shit in the playoffs. Game two, he was. He was terrible. He's been he's been a turnover machine. He shot zero from three, which if y'all watch James Harden play, that's his thing. That is where he gets his rocks off if you will. And then he was only three of 13 from the field. That's disgusting too. I mean, we're talking less than 30% from the field. I mean but people were killing him. Now he came out in game three, had a better game, saved the season if you will. He went 57% from the from the floor and 48% from three. All I'm a say is I think he's an easier target to hit than actually talking real basketball about what the Pistons are doing. How the Pistons might actually be the better team. I do think he deserves a little bit of crucifying, yes, but I also think that we need to give we need to give the Pistons a little more credit. Just a little more credit. Now, the other series that is the most interesting series out there right now is the Spurs versus the T Wolves or the Timberwolves. This is a two and two tied up series. This has been a very chippy series. This has been a very physical series. And last night, it came absolutely to a forefront. When we lost his mind, when we lost his mind, my bad. When we lost his mind, going for a rebound and did a like UFC mixed martial arts move to clear this person off of him and this is crazy. This this is crazy. There you go. There's the bat. The box out. There's that. Oh. There's that. That's Man. Oh. That's a problem for the Spurs. That's gonna be a flagrant one. That's gonna be upgraded. The criteria for a play to red. There is a possibility that's a two. Oh, man. Obviously, fans are seeing it in a different time than you are at home. There's their reaction. Oh. Listen. It was an absolute dirty play. It was called correctly on the floor. Thank God, because that was there was talk that he might be suspended. I thought he should be suspended. He is the face of the league right now. He is the the he is him right now. Apparently, the NBA just came out today and said they're not going to suspend him, not going to find him. This series is tied. I get it. They don't wanna suspend him because if you think about it, I just give they don't want another, I guess, LeBron and Golden State thing going on. Excuse me. They're trying to give him the benefit of the doubt because of who he is, how he how he is very, I don't know, how he's very articulate he can articulate all these great points and he's the is the face of the NBA. Him and Ant, unfortunately, are the face of the NBA and both of them are showing it in this series. And I think that I think it's crazy. If it was anybody else, I think they would be suspended. If it was regular season, he would definitely be suspended and fined. But since it's the playoffs, since it's him, I think they that's why they did it. Is it right? No. But again, it's him. What can you do? What? Oh. He's him. Thank you for that. Appreciate that. And the other series is over. Lakers are getting swept. Nobody cares. More NBA, you say. So the NBA draft lottery said that. NBA draft lottery was also Sunday, and the number one pick is going to the Washington Wizards. So congrats to them. They they get their first pick of the draft coming up. Number two is the Jazz. Number three was Memphis. Number four was the Bulls. Number five was the Clippers. Number six is the Nets go Nets. Unfortunately, we were hoping to be in the top five. Vince Carter showed the same disgust that I felt. But, again, we're in the top 10. I can't be mad. This is a very good deep draft class. Number seven was Sacramento. Number eight, Atlanta. Number nine, Dallas. Number 10, Milwaukee. Number 11, Golden State. Number 12 pissed me off. How OKC back up there again? I know the trade and blah blah blah blah blah. But damn, could they have not gotten 14? 13 is Miami Heat, which they deserve to be in the top 10, but whatever. And then number 14 is the Charlotte Hornets. Listen, the draft order being set is great. There are gonna be some teams trying to move and shake as far as like doing trades and especially for the big name because it's already been announced that like the trade deadline, Milwaukee's listening to trade offers blah blah blah blah blah blah bullshit. They are saying that this offseason, they are gonna most likely trade and come off of Giannis. Miami being at 13 and the Warriors being at eleven, those are the two teams I'm putting my money on to jump in this and and for real for real be an option to trade to Giannis to go to. I think the interesting point, somebody brought up Boston and how they may blow it up after this year's debacle and not winning last year and how, you know, Brown's been on a tangent on podcast or streaming his own streams and talking crazy. I don't really think that it is I don't know. I really don't think that now is the time to blow up Boston. So plus, I don't think the Bucks really want to give Boston Giannis unless they're getting some type of great great great great deal to, you know, to basically put them right back in the contention for or deep run-in the playoffs to the championship. I just I don't think so. I just I don't know. I'm I still don't believe that Giannis is going anywhere. I just after that whole Colchise situation, fuck Giannis and and and shams and the Milwaukee Bucks and their bullshit. So with that being said, it's time for the beer flight of the night. First up, we have Three Wide Brewing Company and it is called Chugalug Me. It is an amber ale. It is a whopping 5.4%. 5.4. I like this, Ken. It's kinda trippy. Three i's everywhere. Yeah. When I looked at it the first time, I thought it said churro, and I was really excited. And then I actually read it. I was like, darn. Churro is churro is funny. So it is an amber ale. You can kind of tell from this. It's very amber in body. It's toasty, bitter with a hint of sweetness. It almost smells like there's some like Yeah. It's definitely roasty toasty in there. Oh, a little roasty little roasty toasty. Sounding like Winnie the Pooh. Thank you. You're welcome. It it kinda gives me, a triple, triple taste kinda It usually with the Ambrellas, there's a little, like, spice or sweetness on the back end Mhmm. That I've, at least from what I've experienced, and this does not. It's all bitter. So it's all yeah. It's probably closer to a Scottish ale or a red ale than Than an amber. Yeah. I give you that. That's definitely yeah. And next up, we have nine zero three Brewers and it is called Pucker Up. And by the look of this face on this can, I'm probably gonna be doing the same. It is a lemon candy inspired, lightly fruited Ghost, aka Goose. It is 5.5. Sweet and sour, says to be to taste like one of those lemon drop candies that all kids break their teeth on. Lemonheads? That. Who breaks their teeth on lemonheads? They're hard. The hard ones? Yo. This smells like it is gonna be so much lemons. Oh, okay. Breathe it in. You know that meme where it's go where that lady's going, be nice. I'm finding it. Right. Yeah. Like, know, it's here's the thing is, we all know I don't like sours. We all know I don't like gooses or ghosts. Lemons are not my thing, and, like, lemon I don't like, I like lemonade a little bit, but it's gotta be sweet. Mhmm. Like, I hate the lemonades with no sugar, like, what? No sugar, what the fuck is What's wrong with you? I don't like, I don't, that thing in the It hits you in the Yeah, back of your just, I don't, I'm cool. When your teeth just go Yeah, I, yeah. Listen, but if you like lemons and you like that sour candy stuff, I mean, this is, this is good, this is good for you. Me, not so much. Next up Bless you. Thank you. I think that was a sneeze. It was. Next up is Roar and Sons Brewing Company. Fort Worth Blonde is a lager beer. 5%. You would think it'd be a blonde, but it's not. It's a lager. Smooth honey. Looks Honey. Like It does look like honey. Light lager. Decent. Yeah. I mean, it's clean. It tastes, you know, it just, this would be cool on a summer day. These probably all taste weird too because they're warm. I wasn't gonna give that away. Well, you're not it's not giving a good description of them because they're not Yeah. Because they're not They're ice not cold. Super humid. It's true. I'm sorry. I was running late and I didn't I didn't have a chance to make them cold. So But, yeah, I know. I So maybe the honey would come out if it was cold. Maybe. We'll have to run that one back. We'll have to run that because it's not bad, don't get me wrong, it's not bad, but I just feel like I don't really taste any honey. But it like I said, it's a lager, so I mean, I wasn't really expecting to taste a whole lot of honey anyway because More like wheat. Yeah. Like, usually lagers are more exactly wheat. Little no hops, no real you know what mean? Just clean, you know. Anyway. Next up, we have Three Ride Brewing Company again. And it is Strawberry Dreams. It is 4.5%. It's a fruit beer. It's a strawberry hella's lager. A portion of the proceeds benefit a wish with wings. Oh, shit. Now I gotta talk good about it. That's fucked up. Did that make sense? Y'all y'all just ain't shit for that. I do smell vanilla. I don't smell no strawberries. That's okay because you, you donated technically. I did. Look at you. I did. Honestly, in a decent night, this is probably the top tier one. It I I like vanilla. I I don't I do like strawberry, like, you know, but I like, you know, it tastes almost like, like a sorbet almost. Oh, I love a sorbet. But it's a strawberry sorbet. Know what I'm saying? Like, it tastes kinda like that instead of the orange sorbets. Not like a strawberry shortcake, more like a No. Yeah. It's because the vanilla's strong. Once you go because I, again, I don't really taste or smell any strawberry. The vanilla is really strong. But I could again, it's not cold, so I could see maybe if it was cold, maybe there would be some strawberry in there, but yeah. Yeah, it's the winner of the night. Shout out to three wide. They tried twice and succeeded once. Yay. Yay. And we donated it to kids charity. Yeah. It's to help kids with life threatening issues. Jesus. In Texas, three to 19. I looked it up. Wanted to make sure it was a it's a good Now I'm gonna go get the six pack and put it in cold Mhmm. And try it again. Oh, yeah. Probably for the best. Yeah. Maybe. We'll see. I'll let y'all know. And that was beer flight of the night. And now, it's time for beer goggles of the week. And first up, we have a referee, mister Tony Brothers. Forgetting he was on the clock, ready to risk it all and fight a coach during this Minnesota and Spurs series. I told y'all this shit was getting chippy. Even the reps are getting involved. Soda. There was an argument with him and Tony Brothers and the separation by the assistant coaches. That's crazy, first off. I can't I can't believe he was charged he kinda charged back at the coach like, bro, you better calm the fuck down. I don't know who I am. I'm Tony Brothers. That shit was crazy. And this type of drunk is uncalled for, uncouth, and just downright disgusting. I hope I never I've been drunk before and I've been really drunk, blackout drunk, but I hope I never get this drunk. Pissing at a bar, on a bar, and then being so drunk that you slip on your own urine and fall, hit your face on the bar, and then fall in your own piss. Disgusting behavior. It's got to be it's got to be the worst shit ever. And the fact that someone caught it on camera, damn it, man. Insane. Public intoxication, public indecency. Lock him up. Gross. Lock him up. Was he peeing on the bar? Yes. He was peeing on the bar. Oh, okay. It looked like a DJ booth for a minute when I was No. No. No. So yeah. So it was the because you could see the people behind the bar. They were you're peeing. Oh, I would've started bragging with one of those water guns. The But that's what I'm saying. So, my thing is, like, like No one wanted to stop him? No. Right. Where are your friends, sir? Recording you and being like, this is why we can't be friends anymore. I mean I would have dropped him immediately. That's disgusting. That is absolutely terrible. And that, excuse me, was beer goggles of the week. And now, it's time for the six pack of the week. And this fight on ice, which by the way he got fined for, which is crazy because in hockey they fight. I don't I don't even know how to even pronounce this man's name, so I apologize. It's spelled crazy. It's like x e h j durr r r a. So I'm not even gonna try, but this combo he hit on the Buffalo Sabres player. This is like a boxing ring match and he connected on each hit. Crazy. Great connection, great hit and fucking fine for it. I can't believe the NHL. NBA, take note. At least fine, Wemby. UFL has been giving us some good football while we're all missing the NFL and we're all missing live action football on Sundays. And this is just an example of some of the great football, thirsty ass football hits that we've been looking for. This hit stick is I mean, textbook NFL hit stick, Madden hit stick kind of shit you love to see. I mean everybody, oh, everybody jumped at the same time, loved it. And this poster that Robinson gave to Embiid was just a mere example of how the Knicks dominated the Sixers. Robinson just made Embiid, is bigger than him, look like a child at the rim. This wasn't a win. This wasn't a successful season. This was embarrassing. Rim. Great. Still by Blonson. Ain't no way you can tell me that was a win or a successful season, bro. Ain't no way. And again, the Knicks doing what they do against the Sixers just being absolutely disrespectful and Bronson crossing up Harris. I mean this dude looked like he was put literally in a blender. This clip should not this is the type of stuff you see on those those basketball backyard clips when the mom or the dad tries to come out there and play basketball with the kids to get crossed up. This is exactly what that looks like. This should not happen on a professional basketball court with two professional players. Bronson, another excellent game. 17 points, six assists, a crossover drive inside. Reversey's got it. Sweet move from Jalen Brunson. Deflected by McBride. Brunson a three. What? How do you let you just abs are you at, sir? Come back. Anyway, next up, Anthony Edwards, man. He is like I said, he's been going crazy, during this Spurs series. It's like him and Wimby are going back and with who is the face of the league and this game winner essentially was absolutely just amazing. He got up like nobody's business and then to celebrate the way he did by slapping the coach on the chest, the Spurs coach on the chest and smiling talking about, yeah, we I'm like that. Whew. Take the lead. Double team. Finding Daniels on Mordenaz Reid. Get it back to Edwards for three and the lead. Anthony Edwards gives Minnesota the lead. And he dapped up this jump. Look at Anthony Edwards going right, pulls up, and says, Mitch, I know you gotta respect it. Game respect game. That's how Kobe gave that that Game definitely definitely respect game. And last but not least, Max Druce stealing an inbounds pass like this, I ain't never seen it. And this is I don't know whether to put my guy Cade on the beer goggles or streus on the on the highlight because this was just crazy. All of them. Oh, it's engulfed. Struce the steal. And the finish, the cookies for Struce. The cookies for Max Struce. Craziness. And that's why we love playoff basketball. There was some good playoff basketball this past few weeks. I'm I'm happy for it because the first round we was first few days, we were, we were looking a little sad. And that was the six pack of the week. And now, it's time for the Conversations at the Keg. The Kentucky Derby was won by a female trainer, first time ever. Yep. See, we love women on this show. See? You know, we celebrate women. We champion women on this deal. But why the fuck he ain't racing in the next one? We want him to win the triple crown, damn it. Maybe he wanted a break. Maybe the horse is hurt. Well, that's on the female trainer. No. It's on the writer at that point. Nah. Well, yeah, maybe so. Yeah. Listen. I I And did you know that the second place was the brother? His brother? Yeah. Yeah. So the the jockey that was on there had never, the jockey had never won a race. Mhmm. And the trainer had never, it was the first female trainer to win a race. The jockey No, it wasn't the first female trainer to win a What? It was the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby. The Derby, I'm sorry. The derby. The derby. I don't remember which Derby it was, but it wasn't the Kentucky Derby. Kentucky Derby, my bad. But the jockey, that was his first win Yeah. Race. His brother, however, on the other hand, excuse me, is a fucking beast. Yeah. Like, his brother done won a couple of damn races and Anyway, long story short, shout out to them. I don't understand why they're not racing again. They haven't really announced it, but, I mean, they they announced they're not racing. They haven't really said why. Yeah. But, yeah, whatever. Again, we champion women on this show. Yeah. Did you watch the video of her? Watched you sent it to me, Tumblr. I was like, oh shit. Get it, Tumba, I'm gonna piss myself and you could put that on there too. Yeah. She was like, and you can put that on there. But that's like every guy's, that's like every nervous guy's, like, initial reaction anyway too. Like, oh my God, I'm a shit my pants. Oh my God, I'm a piss myself. Like, we all felt that. We all like, yeah. Felt that. And then rewatching it because like, my parents and I were watching it. Don't know why. Oh, sweetie. We're not really Kentucky Derby people, but we put it on the TV. And I was watching it and then he wins. Mhmm. And I was like, where the fuck did he come from? Nah, for real, because he was like in He the was dead last. Yeah, like I was like, damn, watching the tape back, I was like, what the fuck? I'm not gonna lie. Like, I watched it. I didn't watch it. I watched the highlights, of course. Yeah. Which it's a race. You don't have to watch the whole thing. But, yeah, I was like, damn, he came all the way from the back and just, yeah. It looked like it was crazy. But, yeah, NFL schedule's coming out. Woo. Thursday, I'm excited. I'm very fucking excited. And they're they're already leaking stuff out. They already got Of course. They already got the September 13, the Cowboys and Giants are playing in New York, Bills and Lions. The Thanksgiving game is gonna be in Philly. It's Dallas and the Eagles. I mean, they these season I mean, they already know they're who they're gonna play. It's just more so of when they're gonna play. Mhmm. I will say that I'm trying to go to Tampa for the Green Bay game. Super excited about that. Like that stadium. We all know how I love Florida. So I'm hoping that it's nice and sunny there so I can have a good time. Honestly, don't really care. It's never it's it's never really bad bad weather in Tampa except for hurricanes. But, you know, I'll take my chances. Anyway, Brie, what you got? How was your Mother's Day? It was great. Yeah. Shout out to all the moms. Yes. It was fucking busy. Mhmm. At the bar. I was the only bartender. I can't believe he was busy on all the kids like this. At a beer bar. Was But, you know, we held it down. It was very shocking. Didn't have a single person come up to me and being like, where's my beer? Like the whole time. And I had like tickets on the ground. We were that busy from like the printing. It was yeah. Right. I'm just confused because I mean, y'all serve pretty good food there. Yeah. You know? But Mother's Day? I don't know. Father's Day makes sense. Yeah. Father's Day, we're busy all the time. But Mother's Day? Mhmm. Who are these heathens? I don't know. We have a good brunch menu, so maybe they were like, I wanna go eat this brunch or some shit. I don't know. And then went home. Was that your kid voice? I wanna eat this. That was my old lady voice. And then went home and had steak. My dad cooked steak for the family. Was nice. How do you like your steak? Oh, medium rare. Thank God. Yeah. Thought I was gonna have to ban you from talking about food ever again. Speaking of food, I found this Oh, no. This police report that I wanna hear your opinion on. Oh, no. So this I believe it was Dallas. I believe it was the Dallas area. Waitress arrested after locking table of eight inside a private dining room at Maggiano's over $0 tip on $784 check. Was she right or was she wrong for doing that? Wait. I'm sorry. What? It's almost like you should be paying attention. I'm sorry. No. You're right. My bad. I was I was looking at something because the games are on and I'm sorry. What what she locked them in the room. Wagers arrested after and mind you, this is her. Just a blonde later. Wages arrested after locking table of eight inside private dining room at Maggiano's over $0 tip on a $784 check. Now, I As a server, I'm like, fuck yeah. As a person, I'm like, that's That's kidnapping. That's kidnapping. Can't do that. That's kidnapping. I kinda get it because she has to tip out the building. She has to tip out the bartender. She has to tip out the kitchen, she has to tip out the busboy. If they have a hostess, she has to tip out the hostess out of her money. So that $707,184 dollar tab, she still has to tip people out from that. So she's losing money. I understand where you're But don't do that. I understand exactly what you're saying. Mhmm. But I think this tip culture thing has gotten out of hand. If you can't tip, don't go out. In my opinion. But here's the thing. We're one of the only places in the world Mhmm. Where that's normal. Yeah. Because they pay their people livable wages. That sounds like an establishment issue. You know what But I'm then, you and I understand people being like, just have them pay them more. Okay. But who's gonna who's gonna do that? Who's gonna force them to do that? So my thing is now a lot of places are forcing the 20% on people. And like, that also it's it's there's no way to fix this. I don't have the answer for this because I've never waited tables. I'm not, you know, I'm not dare brave enough or to I have a horrible name memory. I forget fucking food. All anyway. But I also think that, like, if you give mediocre service, I shouldn't have to tip you. Tip used to mean, used to, that you did a good job. You went above and beyond and you know, that's why you got twenty, forty, thirty, forty, 50% tips. Yep. It's become such a have to kinda thing that literally like, I'm sorry. Starbucks is asking for a tip. Yeah. My my thing, if someone's providing you a service, not drive through, not coffee, none of that, like, I'm taking six hours out of my day to serve people and you could be the rudest fucking person to me. You could literally call me a bitch to my face. Sure and you stare out of the And still have to smile and no yes ma'am, no ma'am, yes no I no deserve the tip for that. Yes. But like a coffee shop Now That's up to that's up to the person. Now, I'll say this, As a as a car salesman Mhmm. We get treated like shit. Yeah. Should we get a tip for putting up with your shit? No. You get health insurance. No. We do. You get you don't get health insurance? Not as a car salesman. Hell no. I'm not car salesman. Hell no. Not as a car salesman. Oh. We barely get fucking we're commission, one, and which most people act like, oh, you you guys are making millions of dollars. No. No. Mm-mm. You can't nowadays. The internet has leveled the playing field and I hate people that come in and try to treat car salesman like they're fucking beneath them. I'm sorry asshole. I didn't wanna fucking spend years in college, so I decided to go a different route. Mhmm. And I'm making a decent living for myself. Fuck you and your college degree. Yeah. But my thing is is like, bro, what? Like, my thing is is every so I get alright. Customer service. People at CVS Mhmm. Dealing with rude ass old people who are there to pick up their pharmacy. You think those pharmacy techs get tips? No. My thing is, again, because of the business you're in Mhmm. That's why you think that way. But we all gotta deal with assholes. Yeah. We all gotta deal with people because people in general are fucking assholes. They're stupid, common sense ain't common, and on top of that, they expect you to be fucking nice to them because you put on a fucking polo Mhmm. Or a name tag and you're supposed to be, you're supposed to freak The customer's always right. No the fuck they aren't. Yeah, I believe the whole thing is, the customer's always right in the case of the product. Or something like that. Let me look it up. I remember it's like a full Listen, I'm sorry, but the customer is about 75 to 80% of the time, the customer's wrong. Yeah. Wrong. Dead ass wrong. Oh, it's the customer's always right in matters of taste. So if their food tastes bad, then they're right. Sure. But it's not because they messed up cooking. That's food. Yeah. I shouldn't have to kiss your ass to buy a car. I shouldn't have to kiss your ass to buy jewelry. I'm not gonna kiss your ass for like Mhmm. My thing is is I get it. I wholeheartedly get it why why we we we servers should get tipped. You know what I mean? Because food is one of the hardest things Mhmm. To get right because if they've never been to the restaurant like, I'm always one of those people, I'm gonna try something on the menu because some of fact is you told me to try it. Fuck it. I fuck with the waitresses all the time about that. I'd like, yo, what would you eat here? I'm a pescatarian. I like veggies. This is what I wanna get. Blah blah blah. Do you recommend it? If the food is whack, nah, I ain't I ain't taking it out on them. Yeah. At the because same we didn't make it. Right. At the same time though, there are people that would. Mhmm. And there are people that that are trying things, they think they go based off of pictures or they go based off of things and it just completely fucks up the game for people that are, you know, there are people that that actually like the restaurant business or trying to grow grow from busboy to server to, you know, whatever, all the way up to owning a restaurant and things like that. And that's okay. But I feel like the tip culture has gotten real nasty. Like, I think she was justified as a human. Maybe she was having a bad day. Yeah. $0 tip on a $700 tab is crazy. Yeah. But if your service was and I give you fucking $50 on a $700 tip, that's that's light. Yeah. Be better. Oh, yeah. But still $50 for you. Be bet you know what I'm saying? Be better. Like, don't have a problem with tipping you. My thing is just if I tip you based on the service I get Mhmm. I'm not tipping you on I'm not tipping you just because you did your fucking job. Yeah. Like, I will say, when I go to Starbucks, I do tip. Mhmm. If the girls are nice look at Dutch Bros every time. But see, like, if the girls or guys are nice, and they're like, yeah, what's your order? Or if they remember me, oh, got the green tea last time, you're getting it this time, you're being a little extra today or something. Yeah. It's like, woah, you remember that? Yeah, you got the black Yeah, my know, like shit like that. I remember I remember people's orders and they're like, what? So shit like that, but what I don't do, I try to tip cash. Mhmm. Because cards, it takes a while, blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah. My thing is though, I do that because you went above and beyond. So I'm gonna go beyond or above what the the normal number would be. If you just take my fucking order Mhmm. What? And I hear now that we have kiosks that are asking for tips. Yeah. Like, that happens at the stars game a lot when my dad and I go. I'm not tipping a fucking machine. Yeah. We'll grab something and then go up to the machine and it's like, tip no. You're a machine. Who am I tipping? The establishment. Same establishment that says they can't afford to pay y'all more. Mhmm. Yeah, the only time that someone has to pay 20% is if it's a party of eight or more. And it's written on our and that's fine. I feel like that should be the norm. That should be, if it's like a certain amount of people, yeah fam, you gotta fucking I had get someone argue with me, were like, I have four kids. And I was like, yeah, that's still a person, that's still a person, that's still a person, you ordered food for them. Yeah, everybody ate, what are you talking What what? My thing is, is like, people like, like those type of people that try to penny pinch every single, then you shouldn't go out. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like if you can't afford to go out, have a good time, like. Don't order four beers. Don't right. You know, if y'all are trying to enjoy yourselves within a budget, then keep that same energy within the budget. Mhmm. Don't discredit the server or try to, you know My favorite is when someone says, we're gonna take care of you. And I'm like, don't ever say that to me, because I know you're not. Yeah, that is kinda, as a server, that's That's a red flag to That's a red flag. That's like, yeah, that's an emotional red flag. Yeah. Well, tip your servers, man, if they do their job. But don't feel obligated to fucking go above and beyond unless they went above and beyond, okay? It's how I feel about it. Leave it at that. I don't think Ogirl was not I think Ogirl was justified though. I find it hilarious. 700 well, eight people, $700 fucking tab? Yeah. Zero? Like, unless I fucking spit in your face. Yeah. Or was just absolutely rude to you. Zero? Mhmm. Bruh. Like Who do you think you are? Yeah. What? And I think a lot of people just have never worked in a restaurant or don't know people that work at restaurants, so they don't understand. Like a lot of people don't know that they have to pay out the busboys and the bartenders and all, like, they don't know all that. A lot of people just think you go straight to the waitresses or whatever, or the servers, excuse me. And they get upset. They're like, I don't have to, fuck the server. It's like, yeah, but it ain't just the server. See how the bus boy came and cleaned your table real quick? Yeah. You like that drink you got, that fucking $12 margarita or whatever the case would be, or that dirty martini was that was made to perfection. Mhmm. The bartender gets a piece of that. Yeah. I don't think a lot of people know that. Again, common sense ain't common. Just saying. This is beer thirty sports o'clock. And tip your service. They're not waitresses anymore. This is a Stolen Water Media production.