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Samuel L. Jackson, JAB Kanye Parody, Netlix, Ellen's Severance Package and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like amazing bus things and it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hartley, I don't join jo You gotta use that
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  Speaker 1: turn out. You gotta turn to turn them out, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your thing, huh, I sure will. A
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only is Steve Harvey. Man
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show because
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  Speaker 1: God is in the show you favor business. He showed
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  Speaker 1: me some favor. Steve Harvey got a radio show because
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  Speaker 1: God is in the forgiving business. God and forgave me
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  Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I say
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  Speaker 1: that as a big number like that, because it's probably true.
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  Speaker 1: God is a forgiving God. That's how I exist today,
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  Speaker 1: and that's how you exist today. And one of the
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  Speaker 1: things I want to remind you about even in existing today,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Joel Oldstein had a has a book out
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  Speaker 1: called It's Your Time. I love this book. It's called
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  Speaker 1: It's Your Time. And that's kind of what I want
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  Speaker 1: to touch you on today. And I want to remind
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  Speaker 1: you all that it's still your time. See, you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people have created
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  Speaker 1: a lot of sayings to justify our failures as people. Well,
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  Speaker 1: my ship has passed. That that was created by a
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  Speaker 1: person who did not quite make their goal in the
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  Speaker 1: amount of time that they had set for. So to
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  Speaker 1: justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very clever saying,
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of us adapt, Well, my ship has passed,
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  Speaker 1: so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good, don't it,
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  Speaker 1: Because they mix it up with a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: faith base in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well, here's
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  Speaker 1: another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify
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  Speaker 1: where you are in life? Man? That's that's so, that's
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  Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today
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  Speaker 1: that it's still your time. That you know your ship
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  Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.
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  Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,
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  Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You
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  Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long
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  Speaker 1: as God is who he is, there's always hope for you.
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  Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never
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  Speaker 1: let the devil win that battle that there is no
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  Speaker 1: hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No, no, no, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, Wait a second, Are you for real? That's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's
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  Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time. You still
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  Speaker 1: got a chance. There's always hope. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.
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  Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of
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  Speaker 1: their life, and so many people are not getting all
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  Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I
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  Speaker 1: heard people come to me and say, Man, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: waiting on everything to line up right, Man, I'm waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time to get He can't tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: If I were waiting on the perfect time, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be hardly any of the things that I've become. And
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  Speaker 1: one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even have married Marjorie if I was waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: perfect time, because I had gone through what I thought
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  Speaker 1: was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime. And so
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  Speaker 1: when I was first divorced, I just said, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be five six years before I do this again.
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  Speaker 1: I said it two years later I was married. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have my ducks, all my ducks lined up in the role.
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  Speaker 1: It was still some things I needed to clean up.
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  Speaker 1: I even told her, it's some things I want to
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  Speaker 1: clean up out of my life before you know it's
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  Speaker 1: it's I want I want to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: all the stars are lined up, you know, I want
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  Speaker 1: to I want to wait until all the ducks are
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  Speaker 1: in a row. I was waiting on the perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: If I had not stopped and Marjorie and I had
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  Speaker 1: set out and said to each other. There will be
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  Speaker 1: no perfect time. And then she said, I'll go through
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  Speaker 1: with you whatever you're going through. That was it. I
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  Speaker 1: took a chance. The ducks were not lined up in
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  Speaker 1: a row. I had a lot of baggage in my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to try to clear up. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do some things financially different. I wanted to just get
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  Speaker 1: rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it together, because they ain't no perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what it was it So, if you're out
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  Speaker 1: there waiting on the perfect time to do something, it
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  Speaker 1: may not come. There is no such thing as waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time. I've said this a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: and here comes one oh one. The road to success
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  Speaker 1: is always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there
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  Speaker 1: and there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not
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  Speaker 1: going out there and not running to deet to a sign.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going out there without seeing the men working
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  Speaker 1: signed to get off. You're not going out there to
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  Speaker 1: see it. So guess what. Stop waiting on the stars.
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  Speaker 1: I got man, this is a perfect time to do
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  Speaker 1: it now. If you're waiting on the perfect time, that
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  Speaker 1: could be one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to move and you've got to move
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  Speaker 1: on it, and you've got to make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: go now. God will get you through everything necessary for
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  Speaker 1: you to get through. But you can't quit though. See
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  Speaker 1: here's a disapart. You can't quit just because the road
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  Speaker 1: you're own is under construction. You can get off at
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  Speaker 1: the exit because you're tired of all the bump of
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  Speaker 1: the bumper traffic. It's that way. Get you some God,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, get you some God, and go on
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  Speaker 1: and go see what your life can be like. So
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  Speaker 1: stop waiting on the perfect time, Stop waiting on the
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  Speaker 1: stars to align themselves. You got to move and you
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  Speaker 1: got to move on it. Get you some God, apply
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  Speaker 1: some faith, and get started. And remember when you get
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  Speaker 1: out there, coming towards your goal, the road to construct,
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  Speaker 1: the road to success is always under construction. If it
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  Speaker 1: was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting it to
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  Speaker 1: be easy. Come on out here, get up in this thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's funky out here. Yeah I got all that. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard out here, yeah I got all that. But what
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  Speaker 1: you wanna do, man, what you wanna do you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: push your chips up to the window. It ain't time
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  Speaker 1: for that. You still got time, you still got a chance.
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  Speaker 1: There's always hope, there's always God. That's my conversation today.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, everybody, Let's not make a big
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  Speaker 1: deal about it. He is back, he is back, he
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  Speaker 1: is back, he is back. Don't make a big deal
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  Speaker 1: about it. What's going on, Shirley Sawberry? Hey, welcome back, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: This is a big deal. Welcome back, Welcome back. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Calling for Rown? What's up? Baby? Jay? Anthony Brown? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Bro Bro? You back my partner in sick? What's up, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: I don't ask black people that to say nothing? They know?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back. Yeah, we're gonna say something. And last, but
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  Speaker 1: not least, he is the king, not the king, the
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  Speaker 1: King up pranks, y'all put your hands together. But mister
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Miles, y'all, who's just talking to me? Who's here, Papa? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back? Man. It's good to be back, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: good to be bad man. Weird to hurt you back? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: Did you go out of town doing some CIA stuff?
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  Speaker 1: I don''t to talk about it right now. He worked
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  Speaker 1: put it. He worked. He worked for the government, some
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  Speaker 1: them and undercover stuff. I was doing. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: if you tell me you have to kill me, I
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  Speaker 1: get it, okay. Yeah, if I told you I had
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  Speaker 1: to hurt you, yeah, I'm not ready for a right.
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  Speaker 1: You like, we're kind of like a double O selm
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  Speaker 1: or something. You what you you you're nine double low nine.
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  Speaker 1: It was more deadly. Well, we missed you, Jay, We
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  Speaker 1: certainly did. A lot of things happened while you were
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about it, Tell me about it. I was
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  Speaker 1: keeping up what things stood out for you, Jesse small
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  Speaker 1: as out of jail, I saw that hand it out
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  Speaker 1: and out. So you are undercovered. You were able to
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  Speaker 1: watch the new long enough to watch them underwear. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know that, you know that revolving though
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  Speaker 1: when you're going to stow and you just keep the kids,
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  Speaker 1: get the plane and you keep around. That's all he did.
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  Speaker 1: He just went around a couple of time. Back out
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  Speaker 1: of there. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't have enough time to
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  Speaker 1: print out my free Justustee T shirt. Nothing again nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to go to jail though,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to deal like that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you did. Don't start taking the roles. Don't start
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  Speaker 1: taking roles where you were thug now, jest, don't do
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  Speaker 1: good for him. I think he was in love enough.
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  Speaker 1: That's damn. Yeah, learn something anywhere you're gonna learn today,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna learn. I have a later on in the show,
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  Speaker 1: I have a song for Kanye, so I might end
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  Speaker 1: up on the deal Hughely and Trevor Nor this so
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  Speaker 1: later on you about to get your ass swooped. Jane,
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  Speaker 1: here come yas the damn man fishing boots. Who my
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  Speaker 1: ass is over it? It is just completely holy. But Jane,
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  Speaker 1: you've been completely honest. You didn't You didn't go away
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  Speaker 1: to get married or anything, did you? Oh? Hell no, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: don't even my god, no, what the hell curse on
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  Speaker 1: your family? Oh? All right, as you can hear, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Jay Anthony Brown is back and coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back with the nephew. Right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time
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  Speaker 1: now to run that prank back with the nephew. What
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  Speaker 1: you got next? Well, you know, Shirley, This goes out
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  Speaker 1: to all the men out there. You know, when your
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  Speaker 1: wives go to work and it's lunch time, let her
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  Speaker 1: have that time. Here's my here's my my question to
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  Speaker 1: you meet at lunch time? What do you want? What
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  Speaker 1: do you hide? Lunchtime date? He love, Hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to speak to uh, touch speak to Alan. This is Alan?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek man took
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  Speaker 1: us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. I something wrong? No no, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no. I work at this like I said this, Derek.
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  Speaker 1: Now I work with your wife Rachel, right you us
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  Speaker 1: you're a supervisor something. I mean? You just this about
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  Speaker 1: work something. I mean she's doing a good job and
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  Speaker 1: everything she ain't bat no, no, no, everything is straight. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything's cool at the job.
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  Speaker 1: This this right here, man is like what I know
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  Speaker 1: this man, and it's you know, it just seems like
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  Speaker 1: every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like, you know, you would call and and
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  Speaker 1: and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of
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  Speaker 1: her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just
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  Speaker 1: seemed like you cutting in on all the time that
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  Speaker 1: I have that I have with her. Well, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa hold hold hold up on me,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, hold up, broke way you what the are
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  Speaker 1: you doing at lunch with my lady sons? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we just we're just spending time, you know,
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  Speaker 1: doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You
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  Speaker 1: know that rude, rude, rude you you Okay. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the
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  Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's what I pay for them,
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  Speaker 1: phone bill. I bought that iPhone five I could get
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  Speaker 1: the calling whenever. Please all right. Secondly, you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no business being with a married woman alone at lunch.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't no date. You're supposed to be at work. No,
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  Speaker 1: we are at work. We call saying we call workers.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it just seemed like half the whole time
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in front of Hull, you know, we're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be having lunch together, and she's talking to you
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  Speaker 1: the whole Uh. Okay, what what's your name? Be? Getting
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  Speaker 1: name there? Derek. Derek. All right, Derek, you work at
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  Speaker 1: the same building up, Okay you you would work right now?
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I mean yeah. I'm here at the job
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  Speaker 1: and y'all work in the same flow because I can
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  Speaker 1: find come and see you about to jump off way
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  Speaker 1: way different for you straight up. Okay, So let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something, man, What is a big deal? Understand? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you look like you don't see her. You look like
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  Speaker 1: you don't see her when she gets home, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So why is it so important that you waste a
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  Speaker 1: whole hour of lunshine holding up? An't wasted? Ain't ain't
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  Speaker 1: watch month. I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you go out there get and then you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady,
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  Speaker 1: that's my wife. I walked down the hour with that.
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  Speaker 1: We got kids, we got a house, We take care
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  Speaker 1: that he helped me hold it down. And this you
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  Speaker 1: you you ain't you know it's like you you don't
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  Speaker 1: ever want to come in and do but they got
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  Speaker 1: so I've always want to come in and somebody else's wife,
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  Speaker 1: And why why don't you do this? Take take this
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  Speaker 1: advice and see what it works. Have it works for you.
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  Speaker 1: Go to club, church, library, grocery stole, whatever, the find
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  Speaker 1: your dad and you get you a chick. You gave
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  Speaker 1: her for a minute, you called her for a minute,
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  Speaker 1: You wrote man stuff for me, And that's what real
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  Speaker 1: men do. You know what I'm saying, That's what I did.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I got my Rachel. That's stuff, that's my heart.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to sit up there in front of lunch
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  Speaker 1: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, bro, it may not be to day, it
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  Speaker 1: may not be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna see
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  Speaker 1: me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation,
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  Speaker 1: just gonna be a face to face you do through
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying, man, I ain't trying to come between
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  Speaker 1: y'all at all. All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come between y'all. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: it's every day you call it, man, what do you
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  Speaker 1: want life to plos to talk to every guy day?
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  Speaker 1: That's what a real dude, you know, I'm most But
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: because you was, you ain't no real all you know
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: about it trying to highlight something street. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is to put in work like a real man, dude,
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  Speaker 1: to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
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  Speaker 1: the family, the kidsen fixing the yards and fances, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about that. All you know about it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ro wife can't even go to work. But
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  Speaker 1: I like you trying to step the hood and don't
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  Speaker 1: mean no guy, because but it's okay, Like I promise you,
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  Speaker 1: I wonna be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this
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  Speaker 1: house is gonna go. It may not be the knight,
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  Speaker 1: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now
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  Speaker 1: and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't what's what's your say? Heard me? So
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  Speaker 1: I would come to see yo by tomorrow? Son, I
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  Speaker 1: mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Derek. Yeah, you're gonna I always want to be
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  Speaker 1: smiling facing my wife's face. I'm gonna do Rachel when
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  Speaker 1: I see it. He can. Please believe that. Please believe
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  Speaker 1: that talked to her about a little friend at lunch
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  Speaker 1: and like the hell getting my nub anyway, I d
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  Speaker 1: sho know how to Rachel phone. But that's besides the
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  Speaker 1: morm My boys. Far y'all ain't that cool? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of no dance before the day.
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  Speaker 1: And what's sudden calling me talking about you? Was at
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  Speaker 1: lunch every day with wife and you like it's a
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  Speaker 1: friendly runch date. Just word it. Really, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you just do friendly? I know about all that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't fooling me. You got know like you who
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  Speaker 1: pray on marry women all the time because they like you.
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  Speaker 1: But that, like I said, it's gonna change from sho okay, dog,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: here's here's what you don't know. What you don't know
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  Speaker 1: is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on the more
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  Speaker 1: than me Tommy Tommy Tommy is always pushing up on her.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy one. You need to be worried about you, aft Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Who who the Timmy dog dog dog Nephew Tommy. Man,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Harbin Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray
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  Speaker 1: phone call you believe y'all did me? Man? They also
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  Speaker 1: have come down to you are many? I am now
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna, oh well, you don't also gonna burn
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  Speaker 1: that building down. You don't even know? All right, Pete,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonna fuck you up
• 20:17
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• 20:47
  Speaker 1: bitter Man. Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Netflix is cracking down and sharing password love. Samuel L.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Jackson and Latania Jackson share the secret of their forty
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: one Listen to this j forty one year marriage. Okay,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and then Kanye should be able to use Instagram again
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: starting today. But right now it is time for ask
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: bitter Man. Good for them, Good to Samuel Jackson and
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  Speaker 1: his wife. Whoray hip, hooray, oh yeah, hey, all right,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: here we go Darcia and Toledo says, I was planning
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  Speaker 1: a party from a best girlfriend and I booked an
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  Speaker 1: all inclusive resort and four other ladies have paid a deposit.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend told me that we are supposed to chip
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: in and pay for her room and flight. Should I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: hurt her out? Or is she right? Now? She's right?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't even planning on going. No, damn, well, he
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: y'all came up with just yeah, she'd already set to
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: be home. Here y'all come with a resort. Now you
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: want me to pay? You asked me so you yeah,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: you out of pocket? Not me? Why out go in
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: my pocket or something you asked me to do? She's
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: absolutely right. I had I had none at all, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: he used with plans. Now you want money? You want
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: plans and money ain't happen been a man in back. Ladies,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: good Tommy, I would leave her ass at home and
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: we'll just go party on the resort without in the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: name of her. Yeah, you need to pay. That would
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: be fun because she doesn't sound like a person who
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: give a damn. She really don't at all. All right.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Moving on, Sandra and Clearwater says, I ran into one
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: of my exes, and he invited me to church. I
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: thought he wanted us to date again, but instead I
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: was shocked to find out he's a preacher. Now I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: was really turned on, and we had sex in the
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: church bathrom here's the question. Am I going to Hell? Now? Yes?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: And a hand basket? Yeah? Come on, bitter man, why
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: would you? Why would you miss all the other good
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: places to have six Like the baptismal pool. I mean
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: you miss all in the bathroom that's beneath you. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: can't believe he did that. And the pastor's quarters, I
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: mean all the good places down on the lunch room
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: when the stove is cold. Oh my god, girl, you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: miss so many nasty places. Shame creeping me out right here.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: We're moving on, Elvi, and you ain't church before? No?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Are you even serious right now? No? I'm the holds
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: one one of them, one of them, long as lunch tables.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: You never never, you're out there on that island by yourself,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to hell, by yourself. Immediately, helb you know, Cliff says,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm a seventy six year old single woman that my
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: boyfriend lives in a building for for his seniors. And
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I think he's messing with one of the ladies in
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: his building. He told me that he can't have overnight visitors,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and I found out he's lying. We spend time at
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: my house but never at his place. How can I
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: find out if he's cheating on me? First of all,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: he's moving slow. If you can't catch his ass, if you,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: if you can't catch you in, something wrong with you? Okay?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: If not, he's not. He's not the stashiest cheetah in
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the world. Okay. She's seventy six, jay, So how old
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: is he? Yeah? He damned the eighty. So he got
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: an opening door. Tell lady to get up, get on out,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: clothed the dough How can you tell don't forget your walk? Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: let get your oxygen tank and come home. Yeah, you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: get your hay Let him your tank. Oh he can't
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: hear either. She already found out he's lying about the
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: overnight visitors. Yeah, yeah, did you leave your teeth in here?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Whose teeth? Oh? My? Oh my? All right. Moving on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: to Jillian in Saint Louis, Jillian says, my boyfriend and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I got caught having sex in a park one night
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: by the parents of one of my students. She says,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I teach third grade and the parents transferred their child
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to another teacher's class. Do I try to talk to
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the parents or is it too late to try and
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: fix this? Um, you need to get your class together
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and let this be a teachable lesson. Really, really, that's
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what this needed. You need slides, you need grabs, you
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: need pictures, and let the kids know that when they
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: reached his age, they will be doing some nasty things
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like this. Let them know what the future in hell.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: That's okay, you're gonna lose that job anyway, but at
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: least you go out with an explanation, explanation as to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: why y'all are doing it in the park after make
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: sure you play the song doing it after doing it
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: in the wow. So does she try to talk to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the parents? Dope her man, No, you know you ain't
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: got time to be fooling with them. You don't need
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: to be judged by the a ass for what the kids.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: The kids are not judgment They open to everything they're
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: ready to learn. They need to be glad the parents
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: ain't told the principle that's what right. First of all,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: if they do try to tell Flip fail the kid
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: saying things about me and what I'm doing in this park?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Your baby not going to the third grade? Not moving on?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It ain't nothing wrong with being in the park. Sure,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: why not? You know I don't like outside. I mean,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: if it was at night, she wasn't at work. It
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: was a night that wasn't at work. So it's my right.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It's my right to be naked outside of pom Was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the park closed and open? That that makes a big
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: difference to them. It must be because they got there. Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: what were the parents doing in there? Was they doing
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: in the park to catch me? Yeah? They were just
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: walking in the park. This is a good time to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: ask how to how the child is doing in class though,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, there is there anything we can
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: do with parents to help you to you? How's that
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm doing with man or jay or knock on the window? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I know. My baby gonna be on the on a
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: roll this Yeah, okay, good to see you. All right,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: thank you, bitter man. Coming up at the top of
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you right
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show the days of sharing
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: your Netflix password with people outside of your household may
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: soon be a thing of the past. Netflix will add
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a new feature to combat passwords sharing three dollars extra
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: members will be able to add two additional sub accounts
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: with their own logins and profiles. Netflix's director of Product
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Innovation stated that sharing accounts between other households impacts Netflix's
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: ability to invest a great new great new TV, invests
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in great new TV and films for its members. Can
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I say something in Netflix? Yeah? Same Netflix. You can't
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: stop them black and white geeks. You can't stop them. Okay,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that's all they do twenty four seven. Okay, you're not
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: gonna stop on Netflix and then unstoppable. But jay, Netflix
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: raises its speeds what every five minutes? Anyway? They just
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: raised it. I got people on my account. Ain't gonna lie.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I got fifteen people. I'm in my path Horn account
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: in Maine. I'm on the we up there in Maine. Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I'm in Maine, so it don't even matter. I don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: know nobody up there. I don't know nobody, but it's
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: probably up in Maine. Everybody will might count hotel, I'm
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: in the Hampton's, I'm everywhere. Yeah, stop that exactly all right?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: So um, In a Very Sweet People exclusive interview, uh
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson and his beautiful wife Latania Richardson Jackson
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: revealed the secret to their success and they've had a
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: forty one year old marriage. They've been married for forty
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: one year. They credit the pack they made to stay
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: together forever. When they said I do uh, they said,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: in order to change that narrative, they made a decision
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: to say, we are going to stay together no matter what.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. It's two people who respect each other,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: love each other, and look out for each other. The
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: couple met back in nineteen seventy while they were both
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: attending college in Atlanta, and they got married ten years later.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Here's a question, love story, what'st beautiful loves? What is
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: come on? Building? And how many years had they? Man,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: they've been married forty one years? How many no matter
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: what's have showed up? Whatever doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Do you feel me telling you no matter a lot,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: no matter what situations that have one years like what
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Jack look at the bad put I don't put the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: man bides in the street. But he said, no matter what,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: So my question is how many? What three? No matter
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: what I mean? I'm no matter what's what a woman
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: take how many, no matter I've been married twenty years.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I had a bunch of WTF moment, So I'm not
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: letting you double that, Okay, all right, Well, congratulations to them, absolutely, congratulations.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: We love it, Samuel l and Latinia. Yes, a lot
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of custom years because I don't know how to cuss.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: But in Hollywood forty one years, that's that's almost unheard of.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: That's unheard of, that is unheard of. That yeah, all right,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: then we move on to this Kanye. He should be
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: able to get on Instagram again today. That starts today.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yay was banned from Instagram YEA on Wednesday for twenty
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: four hours after a racist attack on TV hosts Trevor
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Noah h Yay had also been trolling Kim Kardashian, Pete
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Davidson and Pete's writing partner, Uh. Kanye violated Instagrams policy
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: on hate speech, harassment, and bullying, so Instagram banned him
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and he was not able to post comment or send
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: DMS for twenty four hours. We're gonna look out for today. Oh,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: he's coming back strong. He gonna catch up making videos.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Clothed dude man yeah. And none of that gonna get
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Kim back. None of that, none, none, one thing. Noon
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: has Kim's name tattooed across his chest already. What kind
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: of love is this? Yeah? Immediately who Yeah, I'm trying
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to tell you everybody to go in that house, you right.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I believe that they are the same when they come
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: back up out of the bat, they get some of
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: that kardash. They are not the same name on my
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: not but but but but it is on my bucket list,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: though it is on my I love those ladies. I
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: love him. I'll do we respect, the wholesome respect. What
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a sweet girl. But what but we do know what? Kim?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Can you not us through? Yeah? Would you? Would you say?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Tell me once Kimman is through with you. She threw
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: with you. You need to know that. Look at the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: track record when Kim fool I'll tell you right now,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Kim I always have an understudy. She keeps somebody on deck. Wait,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: wait over it. You're gonna be up in about the night.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be in the game shortly, yeah, stly, just
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: that he already at crazy to stand right there. You're
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: gonna get man. But yeah, people keep it moving keep
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: moving forward, Keep moving forward. Wow, Yay is the one
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: that needs to take a lesson from Kim. Keep it moving? Yeay?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: He moving? Yeah, you left her right and it's the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: cattle drive. Keep it moving. Saw what Deale said about
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: him the white man? Yeah that one. What Kim, it's
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: all your and Kanye, it's all your fault that Kim
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: is dating a white man. That's how bad horrible you were. Yeah,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: it's your fault. All right, all right, coming up in
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after we'll look into the mine. He's back,
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  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown, Oh lord, right after this you're listening show.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: All right? So Jay, you're back. We're so happy you're back.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: And to bless us with your return. You wrote an
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: original song and you'd like to share it because this
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Mike get me on the list. I would love to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: be on the list. So here you go. What list?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know what list? The Kanye lists? Oh Kanye
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: ye him is gunning. I think she moved con sit down,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: sit down, sit down, sit down. I say, ye ignorant
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: him is gunning. I think she moved on Cony. Why
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: kanan him is gunning? I think she moved on TV
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: white boy, he took her rand gun Gunn, I think
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: she moved on your relationship. It is done him Gunning.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Can't she moved down? Kim has found herself unnew by
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: now and every night he's s thinking that behind now
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: good Yeah, yeah, I'm way loaded. Dunn dun dun dun
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: dunn dun. Kim has gone and I think she moved
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: even gentlemen, that's that's platinum right there. Can't do our
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: part again, Jay Good. Him has found her so a
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: new banana Natty. He's thinking that behind him has gone,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: she moved. I'm playing at all day to day. Anthony Brown,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Welcome back baby. Coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the hour. White students at a North Carolina school. How
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: the mock slave auction? That's right, I said, a mock
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: slave auction with black classmates. We'll talk about it right
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to morning show. A parent has
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: condemned a North Carolina school after her son and his
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: fellow black students were quote unquote sold at a mock
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: slave auction by their white classmates. Now, this is according
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to reports. This happened at Water School in Gholston, North Carolina,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: which had one hundred and ninety five students, sixty eight
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: percent of whom are white. What is going on at
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: this school? The parent, who is white, reported that her
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: son experienced a slave auction by his classmates, and her
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: son told her that his friend went for three hundred
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars and another student was a slave master
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: because he knew how to handle them. Huh, the overseer,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: what is going on? The parents stated there was a
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: video taken by one of the students and the white
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: students in the video were harmonizing the N word. The
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: students involved in the racist stunt only received a one
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: day suspension, not enough, that's correct, which sparked outrage in
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the community. Earlier this week, the Chatham School County Schools
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: pretended Anthony Jackson apologized and ordered immediate action to prevent
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: similar activities from happening again, and that one should have
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: never happened. That one should have never happened, and he
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: should be serious, he should be spended, he should be
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: expelled for a day. That's that's one day nothing. One
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: day suspension. Yeah, that's not a Please throw an auction
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: around my ass and watch how I go. Please vote,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Please throw an auction I promise, and I hope the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: person that knows how to handle him, I hope he there.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Please show the auction. It's not gonna go I promise you.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take me three. Please the auction on me.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm moving, master's ass. That's what I'm doing. That's what
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: we're doing, right. I know one thing, if if this
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: is my mama, if this is my mama, come on
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: to school the next day, because we're gonna be selling
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: white folks. I promise we're gonna be selling white folks
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that very next day. And the principal getting sold all
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the teentious students. I promise, Alicia Kara gonna sell all
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: of them, your heart feel. I bet you the suspension
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be longer than a day. Yeah. Yeah. And and
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: to the kids, to the black kids who don't know
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about slavery and auctions and selling and being sold and
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: all of that. You gotta know your history, you know,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: you gotta. I mean, I know these are kids, but
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: this is not the way parents. Yeah, we have to
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: know our history. We have to. This is craziness because
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: if they knew, I can't Yeah, if they knew, I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: can't imagine them participating in a in a mock slave auction.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: If they knew they kids, you know, their parents talked
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: them about slaves and auctions. Yeah, yeah, someone obviously didn't
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: know or they wouldn't have participated. Let's get to the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: real question. When is the next off? That's all we
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: wanted to know. What is that scheduled? The superintendent, as
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I mentioned, ordered immediate action to prevent similar activities like
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: this from happening, so there will not be another auction.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: To answer your question, well, let me tell y'all similar
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: story down in um Home of Louisiana, which is right
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: outside of New Orleans. You know where that is. Yeah,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I have family that that is from there. This white
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: student was it was a cafeteria setting and he was
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: throwing cotton and he had a belt and he was
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: hitting Did you see that a black student? Did you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: see that? Yeah? But the black student his friend got
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: up in this white boy out the door of the
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: school that jumped on him. I said, see, you picked
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the wrong one on that day. Yeah. And no, we're
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: not promote promote violence or anything like this. But come on, okay, yeah, slavery,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: We're not slavery in twenty twenty two, Stop that We
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: don't promote bottles, but we're whooping your ans as soon
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: as you do something like this here and you grow
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: some cotting at me and try to get burn lap
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: anything that remotely reminds us something, and whoop that ass
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: in that back hallway where don't nobody see you. You
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: know that, so you can't get suspended or expelled. Camera's
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: not ja down. You get up on them stairs though
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: somewhere there's a camera and missing. You get under them stands.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: You can you whip the man all right? Coming up
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: next to it is the nephew. We're moving on from this,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the nephew and the Frank phone call for today. Right
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he's in
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: a situationship with his wife. We'll get into that find
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: out what that's all about. I think I know right
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew and today it's
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call. What you got for its Nash, Let's
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: see here you would turn to the book of stupid
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: already already in there doctor nine, verse twelve m It
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  Speaker 1: reads no spring break A right break? All right, cat dog?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to read speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this als? It's his U, mister Roland Barn
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  Speaker 1: assistant principal here at academy or your daughter? Are USU? Goes? Yes?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Is everything okay? Everything is trying to well?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Let me be honest, it's not good right now. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: wanted to call and actually have a private conversation with
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you about Aisha. Oh good, all right, tell me what's
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: going on. What's going on Aisha? Well, as you know
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  Speaker 1: spring break is going to be coming up in March,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: you do not that, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: She's looking for. Yeah, well, we have a bit of
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: an issue here. I have done some research and I'm
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: looking at all of the kids and how they're going,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: how well they're doing when their school works, and i
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Usha doesn't seem to be doing well as should be
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: living up to the expectations of the academy. And what
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: we're going to have to do this spring break is
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I Usue will not be allowed to take a spring
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: break with the rest of the kids. We're gonna need
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: her to come into school. And there's several kids that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: are not going to be able to go on spring break,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and I used to happen to be one of them.
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  Speaker 1: There's at least the fifty kids that will be coming
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: to school that entire week that spring break is the
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: most of the kids are out on spring break. You
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is a
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: straight age student. Uh, she is actually the only at
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the academy man. And I you know, I've looked at
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: her her grades in the past. She's had some great,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: so wonderful grades in the past. I don't know what's
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: taking place this semester um that she just seems to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: have dropped the ball. And what we want to do is,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: you know, keep these kids focused. As you know, you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: have to be accepted to be here at this particular school.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: So you know, it leaves me no no other outlet
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: but to have her come in and we're gonna buckle
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: down and try to get them back on track. So
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I wanted to personally give you a call and let
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you know what's going on in Iesha here at the Academy,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: and we're we're this terrible. This is absolutely terrible. I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: mean we are here already in January and I'm getting
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a call that my daughter is not doing good, and
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna tell me that she can't go on
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a spring break trip in March if she I mean,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: as far as I'm just saying, my daughter straight, as
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: straight as, she's an amazing student, she does really hard work.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: She always afford to going to school. And I get
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: a call today that she can't go in March. Well,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, we're
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I don't. Are you going somewhere in March, ma'am? I don't.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I'm you're saying going somewhere on a trip, But are you?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Are you scheduling going on a trip. I'm not going anywhere.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: She's going on a trip. I'm giving her full permission
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: to go on a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately, I'm re
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: question that she's at school. So I don't know if
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: your trip costs you a lot of money or if
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: you can get a refund. But I'm calling you letting
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you know I need her there on March eleven in
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the classroom so we can buckle down and try to
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: get her back on track. No, what I'm telling you,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I paid for the trip and she's going on the trip.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and then I don't appreciate phone call because
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: it's so late in the game. I'm sorry. She's going
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  Speaker 1: jet No miss says she's not going on a trip.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: She's actually gonna be coming into school and she'll be
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the March eleventh, from Monday through Friday. Now, I don't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: know who you're talking to. That's my child, I'm telling
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: but she's your child. But she's my student. And right now,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: all of my students are gonna be that are that
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: are not doing well in their in their classes, are
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be there during spring break and they're gonna get
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: their business together. What are you telling me? Like you're
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: reprimanding me, like I'm a child. Okay, now she's gone. No,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: she's not going on a trip, and you're telling me
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to override in my position, and that's
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what's not gonna happen. She has to be there. You
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: might as well start looking for a refund because she's
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: not gonna not be there so I didn't need her
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: there Monday through Friday of spring break so we can
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: get her back on course. Listen, I don't you think
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you're talking to I have the ultimate position over even you.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get to tell her,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you what I'm doing her, and she's going on that trip.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You're out of here. Happens out not sending my daughter
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: on the trip. Sorry, not happening. I'm telling you right now,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: she's not going on a trip to how she is
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: almost she's not. I'm gonna seek when I used to
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and let her know where you're not gonna tell
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: my daughter, damn thing. I'm telling her she's not going
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: on a spring break trip. You know why because of grade.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: They're not up to bar. She needs to be more
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: concerned about her grade and not going and hanging out.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: You're all be gagging around wherever you're sending her. No,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: it's not happening. I want all of my students with
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: passing grade. I'm a one hundred assistant principal and all
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: my kids pass. What are you trying to convince yourself
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that you're important? Is I'm thinking me a break? He's
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: like a baby. My daughter is going on the trip.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: And that's finally hear me. Okay, you know what I'm
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: speak when I used to tomorrow morning. No you're not. Yes,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I will now here's the deal. I will leave you this.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: If i USA does not show up Monday through spring break,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: then maybe you're gonna have to find out issue another school.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You're threatening me. Now you're threatening me. You're threatening to
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: kick my daughter out of school because of a spring break.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: If your daughter's not here doing spring break Monday through
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: friday's get out of here, please, I'd like to see
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: you try that. Give me a break your scu I
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: think this conversation is old. When my next conversation will
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: be with Isha. That's what she's going to spring break.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: She's staying in the school. If you do something about it,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I will have people pickting outside your your school. You're
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: talking about nonsense. My daughter does great in school and
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: she's going on a trip, and that's it. Will break
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: and stole Monday through Friday, start spring break. You're talking
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: to who are you yelling at like that? Are you mine?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I swear the guy about over that kick your What
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? You know you're out
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: of control. I don't get what he's talking to you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: know what? You know what? You know what you told
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: me about you? Do? You know what he's like? Tell
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: me what did he tell you. She told me to
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: play phone called you his nephew. Tell me from my daughter,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you shit go hype but pressure over here. Oh my god,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: are you good your baby girl? Yep, that's awesome. Oh
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: my god. I was really gonna go over there. You up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this, my god. Okay, I gotta ask
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you something. This. I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the land, without a doubt, Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: proud of you, my chest. So we all what she was, baby,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: she can't have spring Gray, you got some nerve? Crazy?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Ain't up to paw? Okay, all right, everybody's grazing and failing.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You're gonna come up here and be with me for
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: a week. We're gonna get you back on track. What
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: she's going on that trip? Oh she's going on that trip.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Saturday night, baby, Tomorrow night. The nephew
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: was in Beaumont, Texas. Oh my god. You think that
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: prank phone call was stupid? You have no idea was
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: about to hit the Julie Rogers Theater. Baby, Okay, Tomorrow night, Beaumont, Texas.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: That's so. That's all. That's Beaumont. That's poured off around now,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Orange Texas. Around now, roll up to Lake Charles. Everybody
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: coming through. Come see the nephew at a dogon fool
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, Strawberry Letter. I said, that's right. Subject,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: he's in a situationship with his wife. You should have
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: said that too. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 53:20
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• 53:25
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• 53:28
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• 53:31
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one. See that here that
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: uh huh right here right now, It could be yours.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You never know, Oh right, buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: We got it for you, Strawberry. I'm still thinking about
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: my prank. I'm sorry, per Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nep
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Subject he's in a situationship with his wife. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty six year old single woman and I'm
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: dating a man that has been separated from his wife
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: for four years, but they are not divorced. He lives
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: in their family home and she's moved out. I asked
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: him why his wife was the one to move out
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: of their home, and he said because she cheated on
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: him and ended up moving in with the guy. I
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: was afraid to sleep over at his house for the
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: first few months, but he assured me that his marriage
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: was over. I eventually got a key to the house,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and then he gave me my own drawer for my
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: pajamas and a few personal things so I could stay over.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: All right, I assumed we were in a real relationship
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and I trusted him well. For MLK holiday weekend, he
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: had a house party and I got to meet a
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: lot of his friends. I found out near the end
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: of the night that his wife was there when one
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: of his male friends joked about how cool it was
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: for me and the wife to be at the same party.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I asked my man where his wife was, and he
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: says she was lying down in their guests room because
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: she had had too much to drink. I went to check,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: and sure enough, there she was. I spent the night
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: to make sure no funny business happened, and it turned
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: out to be the best and worst night of my life.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I were asleep, and his wife came
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: and got in the bed with us. She had showered
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: and she was smelling like lavender, with buttery smooth skin.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: She started in on me first, and granted we all
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: had had a little too much to drink, but I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: knew what I was doing. My boyfriend handled both of
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: us like a pro. I'd never experienced such pleasure. It's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: happened twice since then. But now I want them all
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to myself. He said, he and his wife have a
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: situation ship, but he loves me. Is our relationship ruined? Now? Well,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I'll answer it this way. That did take an unexpected turn, now,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: didn't it. I was not expecting that, and I was
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: wondering why after four years they still weren't divorced. Well,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I guess I have my answer. I guess we all
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: have our answer, because this is who they are and
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: what they do. Why bringing the ugliness of divorce into
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: all of this. Let's have our cake and eat it too.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: They just have to find someone who would go along
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: with it. Looks like they may have found that in you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they think it's you? Since they've done you
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: twice already, and I don't see them divorcing each other,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: because this is such a great arrangement. Unless you're planning
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: on this being your lifestyle. I think you better get
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: out of this threesome a step. And if you don't
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: already know, you're never gonna have him all to yourself
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: because the wife is always gonna be there. How is
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: this for you? What are you getting out of this situation? Ship?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You're getting nothing out of this. He says he loves you,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: but he's still with his wife. They're not divorced. This
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: is craziness. Yeah, I would say the relationship is ruined. Tommy.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: What you got? Oh? Mark God? Oh you are killing me, lady.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Oh like it bothers me when y'all you get something.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: You got a good thing, and don't know you got
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: a good thing. What he say he loves you? What you?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: What are you tripping about? What is it? Alright? He
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna cheat on you if you if you're letting
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the white sneak in the bed, y'all dad together, He's
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: not cheating on you. That's it's y'all in this together.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Make me understand. What are you upset about? You said
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: it was the best you have ever had, and now
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you not what what's if? It's the best, the best?
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Why do you want to why you want to miss
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that out? You got the best? Stop tripping, Get in
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: there and do your heart y'all, family, Now you know
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, your family, This is so selfish of
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you to not partake in something that what you say,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: the best you've ever had. You ain't never ever had
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: nobody come in there smelling like lavender and buttery skin.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: You ain't never had that before. Okay, I understand why
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: it's the best. Why are you tripping? Enjoy this? The
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: man is being open and honest with you. This is
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: something that, honestly, how but it is the best you've
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: ever had. I'm gonna tell you something, everything that's ever
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: happened to me when it's the best I've ever had,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I keep going back to it. I don't understand why
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you want to miss this up, Jay, Why it's the
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: best and worst? You forgot words? Jay, what you got? Jake?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I agree with you, Timmy. This man has gone out
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: of his way to show you that he cares. He's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: done He's done something in this relationship that a lot
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: of people were just overlooking. He gave you your own
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: drawer and closet space. Preach. When a man does that,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: when a man, when a man gives you lines of space,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you're in there. You help, nothing to worry about. That
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: means when you hang your things up, you come back,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: they will still be there. You have your own special drawer,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Come on, yours, your own drawer. What what the hell?
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Your own little drawer that's yours that you can put
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: your stuff in and nobody's gonna touch it. I don't know.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you don't see the love, because
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: it's then they don't get a good God. You can start, Junior,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: but but we'll wait. We'll hold your hold your response. Okay,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: all right, listen. The subject of the Strawberry letter is
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: he's in a situationship with his wife. We've heard the
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: ignorance from Tommy and Jay coming back. It's gonna be
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Junior with his response in twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: he's in a situationship with his wife. We'll get back
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Stave
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time to recap
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. The subject he's in a situationship with
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: his wife. Thirty six year old single woman wrote this letter.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: She's dating a man that's been separated from his wife
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: for four years and now they've just been separated, not divorced.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: He lives in the family home. The wife moved out.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Why did she move out? Because she cheated and she
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: moved in with the man she cheated with. Okay, So
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the woman, thirty six year old writer of the letter,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: was a little hesitant about moving in with the man,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: but he gave her a drawer. As Jay pointed out earlier,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: he gave her a drawer, So I guess that means
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: something if a man gives you a drawer a lot.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: So she started. She started sleeping over at the house
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: and everything. So they had a big house party in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: MLK weekend and she got a chance. The woman did
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to meet a lot of his friends, and one of
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: them just happened to say, Wow, isn't it cool that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you can be here and his wife could be here?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: And she's like what, So she asked her man about it.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: He said, she's in the guest room sleeping because she
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: had too much to drink. So the woman wanted to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: spend the night to make sure no funny business between
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: the husband and wife happened, but she got a whole
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: lot more than she bargained for. She spent the night
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: with the husband the woman. The wife came in, did
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: her the husband it was. It turned out to be
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: a threesome. She said it was the best and worst
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: night of her life. Tommy, but now they did it
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: a few times. But now she just wants the man
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: all to himself. He says he's in a situationship with
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: his wife. He loves her, but she wants to know
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: what's their relationship ruined? Junior, what's your God? You heard
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: from Tommy and Jay who said that she's being selfish
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: best ever? I can see why she rode in. You
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: got to write this, boy. You gotta run this by
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: somebody because I know that because you can't believe either,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: and we can't either. I know you've been talking to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: yourself the whole time this is going on. You've been like,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: you just give me a key, I you know, good.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minit So
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: why is you complaining? I'm with the fellas he I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: know you have to talk this to somebody because you
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. Like when he said, you can spend
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: the night. I can spend the night. Way hold on,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, where is your wife? Because I know
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  Speaker 1: the whole time you're talking to yourself. What you mean
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  Speaker 1: she here today? Because by now I'm supposed to get
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  Speaker 1: my ass whooped. This is supposed to be. This is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to have been. Somebody's supposed to tell the covers
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  Speaker 1: off of me. Why is this heath a close in
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: this closet? Y'all know you've been talking to yourself the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: whole time, like did she just touch me with lavender?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is not supposed to be happening.
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  Speaker 1: So why is you complain? You didn't made it through
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: six ass whipping attempts and you're still breathing. You just
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: need to go ahead and take it what You're good?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You are fine, there's nothing you You have a situation
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  Speaker 1: where you ain't got to worry about him, not much
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: because he's still married. Like her name is still in
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the paperwork. So she come in and make breakfast. Understand
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you're getting eggs too. What are you complain about? You there?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: You're in the perfect spot. Okay, when she washing clothes,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: she washing your clothes. You are you're a friend of
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a fan. Why is you tripping? You are day perfect storm?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. When y'all go on trips, you get
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: a ticket too. Why you somebody fool your drawms? I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: mean that's a blessing, that is right then, not a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: blessing when you get back in the house, she can't
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: sit there, tell me about y'all's day. Yallself? Yeah, doesn't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: want to share him anymore, that's self. That's what we're
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: telling her. Just be quiet and share. You're winning, she's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: not winning. Worse when you get when you when you
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: get sick, you got two people don't care about you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what. Why are you going all of that? She
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: needs all that. I would like two women take care
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: of me. Well, don't worry about it. You behind? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: you don't understand, Shirley. When you get a draw, that's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: like getting a ring. You know what I'm saying. No,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: it is not how dare you? That's like getting immediately? No, No,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: it's not that I'm putting this relationship into overdrive. Yeah,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I don't care what nobody says. Here's your drawing now,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: it's the top drawing, bottom drawing, timmy top draw I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: don't know now if it's top drawer, he really really
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  Speaker 1: cares about you. If it's that top, he really cares
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: about you. Move on, get your life. Your dress is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: right next to her dress, that hanging in the clock.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Both y'all clothes next to each other, and you complaining
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: your Lubertans is right next to her Lubertons. You know
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: y'all can switch clothes. You got more clothes. You just
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: got more clothes. Why you Why did you clowning? What's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? You got somebody that's gonna help you get dressed,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: help you do your hound. Y'all help each other. I
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: don't you got somebody that's you got somebody that's gonna
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: go girl that ain't working. You need that, You need that.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Y'all got somebody when you put makeup on in the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: bathroom and y'all jam come on like girl, that's my soul. Great,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: that's my so y'all get it. Y'all got it, sister wife,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you all her. That's the thing I wanted this? What
• 1:06:02
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• 1:06:11
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• 1:06:13
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  Speaker 1: We just got through talking about earlier today that they
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: freed Jesse Smullett. You know they freed him, see Jesse
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Jesse Smellet. Smellet, Well he's free right now, but they should.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: We need to be working over free Britney, grinder, free
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: brit yea, that's a little most that's a little more serious. Yeah,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that's a little more serious. Over in Russia detained they said,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: you might gonna be detained till May. What march? This march?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Your mouth? Na? Yeah, you outum, because if you would
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: have been a Russia you'd have been like, oh, please
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  Speaker 1: come get my black America play. That's all good though,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: it's some other sports dude, he carl. So tell me
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: what happened with the Clutch After Rockets they said the
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  Speaker 1: mascot for the Rockets got fifty Oh yeah, So we
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: went to the Rockets versus the Phoenix Suns game and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: courtside was I was sitting courtside too. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to stunt. But anyway, yeah yeah, yeah, of court side.
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  Speaker 1: Your girl wasn't. But anyway, fifty cent was courtside, and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: the mascot for the Houston Rockets his name is Clutch.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: He's a big bear, big mascot suit. They told him
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: to look up. They went to fifty and say look up.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: The mascot had on a wife beater T shirt, white
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  Speaker 1: taink top was hanging from the rafters upside down and
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: played in the club. Fifty was cracking up the whole arena.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: It was hilarious. The Rockets were laughing. You can see
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Chris Paul, everybody, boy, Devin Brooks, the coaches, they all
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: looked up as all this mascot hanging upside down and
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: he was doing the moves and everything. It was fun.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: It was that was a moment. Everybody's getting in off fifty.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Everybody flash back to the Super Bowl halftime. Yea. Also,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: thank you, Carl. Also, man, what's happening with the Los
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Angeles Lakers? Man, I don't know if they're gonna make
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the play off because they have lost twelve of their
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: last fifteen games. Jay, I know you have lost. You know,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: so elated late I know asports talk fund. All right,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: thank you, Junior. You're coming up. At the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. We'll do some comedy roulette. It is back
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: because Jay is back. We'll get into it right after this.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Jay is back. Jay briefly explain what it is, how
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: it go? Can you'll hear me? I'm wrong? All right?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Here how comedy. Let go hear how it go? You
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: take three subjects, put them on a wheel. I'm sure
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: here is that something wrong with that? He go, take
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: where it stopped. Will make it funny, because that's what
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: we do. That's I got the subjects. Things you say
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: to co workers that missed work for a long time
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: to let them know some things have changed. Uh waste
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: teachers that hurt redidi wate teachers tell parents that their
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: child is not that smart. And some stuff people say
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: to you when your car is broken down, all right
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: and the wheel you locked out? Ah, jay, I have
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: to think this is for you missed work for a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: long time. Here we go, Here we go. We things
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: you said the co workers has miss worked for a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: long time. You let them know things have changed. We
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: put a dumpster where your parking spout used to be,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: so your park behind the dumpster. Okay, man, that's cold.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Things you say the co workers that miss worked for
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: a long time to let them know that some things
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: have changed. Hey, Jake, bring your doctor's note with you
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: coming here. No, don't take your word. No motion too long?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Said the co workers that MISS worked for a long
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: time to let them know some things have changed. Shut
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: the hell up and watch. You don't get that ask
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay, you don't get to ask nothing.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I can't ask a questions. You've been going too long,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you don't get asked. Watch things you say the co
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: workers that have been gone for a long time, and
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: you let them know things have changed. We're gonna move
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: to mops and buckets out of your office as soon
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: as we get a chance the storage from now. Things
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: you said the co workers have miss worked for a
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: long time, to let them know things have changed. Damn man,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: you're still work it. That's it right there. Things you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: just had the co workers at MISS worked for a
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: long time to let them know some things have changed.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: We don't get paid twice a month, no more, fool,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: it's once a month now, okay, once a month. But
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: if you was here, you know that, Oh this is personal.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Things you say, the cool workers that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: have missed a couple of days, and you gotta let
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: them know things a lot a lot of days all
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: right now. Your key is not gonna work. You don't
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: have to call somebody to buy your ass in Okay,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you changed the code and the key face recognition. We
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: don't recognize your face, all right? Think you said the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: co workers that miss worked for a long time, to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: let them know things have changed. Hey, you remember Brenda
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: used to be miss around with that's your boss. Don't
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: argue with her, promoter. I love things have changed, coue.
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  Speaker 1: All right, come on, nephew, closing out things. You say
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  Speaker 1: two co workers that miss worked for a long time,
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  Speaker 1: to let them know things have changed. I thought they
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: laid you off. You back on that. I didn't. I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: didn't mean. I'm sorry, I didn't know. I know, I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: just didn't know. I didn't. I did not know. I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: thought they laid you off. You back on? All right? Okay, man, wow,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: is that it happened to Uka? We welcome you back
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: with open arms. Okay, it was all right. Coming up
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after hour, Ellen de Generes is passing
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: out millions of dollars to her staff. We'll get into
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: that right after this. What you're listening to show? All right?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Talk show host Stay Time TV talk show host Ellen DeGeneres,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: it's reportedly handing out millions of dollars in bonuses to
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: her staff before the show ends for good. Of course,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: we all know this is her last season. The final
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: episode of ellen Uh is set to air May twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: with a source telling The Post that Ellen and her
• 1:14:57
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• 1:15:01
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  Speaker 1: exact seven figures some that will be distributed to staffords
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  Speaker 1: was not disclosed, but Ellen has been credited for being
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: very generous to her employees over the years, which gifts
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: like trips, She's given them, watches, cars, all of that.
• 1:15:19
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• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: get a car. Very nice. Kevin Kevin Hard is like
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: that too with his stay Yeah, Tyler, I think too. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: anybody anybody say saying he ain't done a damn thing
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: like that. I just took a trip Vibe. We went
• 1:15:46
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• 1:15:48
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  Speaker 1: you right now when me and Jay last day was
• 1:15:53
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  Speaker 1: and good luck. Very generous, very very queen. Yes, put
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• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: a round him would you rather? With Jay Anthony Brown?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Time now, guys for a round of would you rather?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be smart and a total jerk or
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: just really be sweet and dumb? Just dumb and sweet?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I think I'm I think I'm kind of that now.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: So I'm somewhere between dumb and smart. I mean, but
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: what would you rather be? Would you rather be smart
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: but just a jerk nobody likes? I wouldn't want to
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: be I don't want to be that. I don't want
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: to be a jerk. Okay, so you want to be
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: sweet and dumb? Those are your choices. A lot of
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: people have made a lot of people have made it
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: with sweet. I don't want to be real dumb, like
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: just like a little bit. Yeah, how dumb are we? It?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Just it's dumb. It's just I know they're levels, but
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I mean there's levels of dumb. So well you're at
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: it like their levels? Yeah level stupid? Right? Yeah? Would
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you rather different? Oh? Like stupid and idiot? All right? Uh?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep in a twin bed with your
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: partner or would you rather sleep in a water bed?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Remember water beds? Level? Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, you do
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: a water bed. Oh yeah, but you gotta get you
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: a heat don't mess around and you not to get
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: a heat behind. Yeah, you gotta have heat on it.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't get to hear with your heels on either,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Oh no, heels uncture hole in that bad it's over
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: all that cheap one, that that just had you moving
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: the whole time. That just no, you get you get
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: sick on that time? Yeah, you will, you will? All right?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Would you rather let your mate borrow your phone? Or
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: would you rather hike up? Ye? In the hall? Up there?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: You may not make it back down. I don't know,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: And I'm fan with that. With that, what is in
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: your I don't know. I I'm trying to tell you call.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to explain to you what's in here.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna But what I'll tell you what
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: what I'm not gonna do is is hike up mind
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: every without it when I leave up I'm going up
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: because guess what my stuff will literally be in the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: cloud when I get up there. All right, last one,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: last one? Would you rather have early morning sex or
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: late night sex? Which one would you rather one or
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: the other? Yesterday? Yes, at this point, anytime I can
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: get it is okay, early morning, afternoon, midday, midday morning.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: My day started like morning. It's all right, that's today's rounded.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up? It is our last break
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: of the day, and of course up we'll see closing remarks, guys,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: we'll see it forty nine minutes after right after this.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show? All right, guys, here we are
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday. We love
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: us some Friday around here, Yes, we do. It's the
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: best day of the week. It really is. Well, what
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: day till me? What day? You know? He doesn't like Friday?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: J don't. So it's so close to Monday, Jake. You
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: back your eyes and you right back at Monday. Yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Nothing messes up a weekend like a Monday. You absolutely right. Nothing.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm having my first Laker hater party
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: this weekend. We're gonna we are so elated that the
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Lakers are doing what they're doing. It is is giving
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: me such joy. And now that I no longer live
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: now that I no longer live in La I can
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: say it loudly that I'm a Laker hater. Yes, I
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: can really walk around with my head up high, and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I have to say it low. I hate the Lakers.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: I can say it loud the Lakers, Lebron James, the
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: guy with the big Eyebris, all of them, Um Davis,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: whatever his name. I hate them, every last one of them.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: It died such a joy, such a joy, Junior. What's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: that record? What's that record? But Junie's Land? But right
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: now they like the ninth the t s right now,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: that did that thing? Playoffs, playoffs, playoffs. Jay. I have
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: to ask you this, where did all this hate come from?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Because this has been going on quite a while, It's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: been going on for years. That there. Yeah, I've always
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: always hated the Lakers, except when Magic was playing. I
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: did not hate him then, yeah, and then after Magic
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: left the hate came back. It just rushed in my
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: system as soon as he left, in your spirit. Wise, though,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why. I don't see. Here's the thing, Colin,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: you don't have to explain hate. You really don't. That's true. No, No,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: you don't know, you just hate. Yeah, you don't have No,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm making break it down no, I just hate. You know,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you don't know why they hate. That's true. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: number nine, number nine. If that don't make it snicker,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what will. Man. But they keep losing,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: they'll be out of it. I look good, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you had too much pride for that. Man, lak her
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  Speaker 1: hand part. Okay, speaking of Magic, has he made a
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  Speaker 1: statement or anything, Junior about? Ain't nothing to say magic.
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't say something, sound like that, you know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. They know what it is. O man,
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  Speaker 1: I just shout out to Magic. Yeah, Brons playing championship level? Yes, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what a street what a street clothes doing? What
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  Speaker 1: street clothes doing? Street clothes? Anthony Davis there, tell you
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  Speaker 1: to see him here in the street clothes. You know
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  Speaker 1: he's always hurt. That name. Nickname is street clothes man.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny. Man. He need a portable r with him
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  Speaker 1: because something always with him. Man. I am here to Beaumont,
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  Speaker 1: Texas this weekend. I'm exciting about it. Beaumont, Texas, Julie
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  Speaker 1: Rogers Theater down the street from my hometown, Houston, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: So this is this is good for me. All my
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  Speaker 1: friends from college rolling up, gonna come hang out with
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  Speaker 1: the boys. So you know, I got friends from Lake
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Charles coming down. So I'm about to go have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: Feel like a feel like a nice reunion getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to come together. How about that? So you got Beaumont,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: you got Orange, you got port Out the Texas, the whole,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Golden Tray and Golden Triangle. Yep, you got Whining when
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  Speaker 1: that's winning. Yeah, when it coming through, you got Vider.
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  Speaker 1: You got vit coming now with vin. You don't you
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  Speaker 1: don't stopping by you, you get gass in Beaumart. Keep
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  Speaker 1: you on your way to New Orleans. Press on through body,
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  Speaker 1: you dry the speed limit and get on out of
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: that Louisia stopping it. No, you don't stoping. It has
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  Speaker 1: been rumored. Surely the Vider was huh, I'm listening. Parts
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  Speaker 1: were known clan territories. Yeah. Yeah. It was rumored to
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: be an after dark town, meaning you need to be
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  Speaker 1: out of that. Yea, when it after you need to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: be done when the street lights. Yeah. I worked with
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: a guy. I worked with a guy that was actually
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: from the Buyer area, white guy, and we we we
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  Speaker 1: we hit it out. We became real cool. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you know you all just come home with me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking something. You're gonna have one good time. I said, dog,
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  Speaker 1: ain't going to buy it with you. We ain't. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't that cool. But I promise you're gonna be with me.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a great time. Said no, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. Thank you, appreciate it. But in
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: the hospitality, but no, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, meet me
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: and Bowmont. Okay, all right, Junior, you got dates coming
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: up to right all April first, Dallas, Texas Show is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be there, man, Texas Trust Theater. Earthquake, Yeah, Ryan,
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  Speaker 1: David chanteys Man, we're back out here. COVID over for us.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: We gotta go back to work, Damn dad, I got everything,
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  Speaker 1: I got every shot. I'm me to me joke. I'll
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: be back on stage soon. Down, Sit down, Okay, baby
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  Speaker 1: steps Jay, baby step. We're glad. Have a good weekend.
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