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Steve B-day Stories, Questions, 01-17 Shout Outs, Sheryl Underwood, Big Dog Rapid Fire, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: suit on, looking back to back down, giving the mother
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  Speaker 1: like theming buck bus things and it's cob me true
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve har listening to mother for Steve Harby,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining me. Have you gotta turn hurning
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  Speaker 1: in them? You gotta turn to turn them out, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure
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  Speaker 1: will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you. Stop complaining. So I had to
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  Speaker 1: let you see how I let that one sit for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Stop complaining. Do you realize without us even
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it, oftentimes we just complain about stuff and
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  Speaker 1: it comes up in such subtle forms. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe his clock went off this morning. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: want man, I just want a little bit more sleep,
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  Speaker 1: and I got to get up going to this job
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  Speaker 1: right here. Man, I don't know why they're still letting
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  Speaker 1: that lady work there. Man. If they don't fire this woman, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. She driving me crazy.
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  Speaker 1: She always got something to say. I bet to day though,
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  Speaker 1: the way I'm feeling right now, I bet she better
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  Speaker 1: not say nothing to me today. M Yeah, yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: day it today it. I'm sick of her running her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Last time she said something to me, I should have
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  Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts
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  Speaker 1: to snowball. Once you start to complain. It's it just
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  Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about
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  Speaker 1: your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining
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  Speaker 1: about your kids. Can't seem to get it together. Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
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  Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
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  Speaker 1: provided not one solution? Oh? May you, Oh you may
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  Speaker 1: get a person to adjust to your complaining for a
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  Speaker 1: little while, but want you once we settle in, we
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  Speaker 1: get right on back to whatever it is. Stop complaining.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm telling you to stop complaining because God
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  Speaker 1: is able. Because God is capable, He is capable and
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  Speaker 1: able of fixing anything. Capable and able of curing anything,
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  Speaker 1: capable and able of allowing you to get too adjusting
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  Speaker 1: to things, and capable and able to strengthen you to
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  Speaker 1: get through and change anything. But the key here is
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  Speaker 1: God is capable, and God is able. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: times I find myself complaining because I have not used
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  Speaker 1: my greatest asset, and that's my relationship with God. You
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  Speaker 1: all have one now. You may not have nurtured it,
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  Speaker 1: but you have one because God created you as his child.
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  Speaker 1: He's available to you now. The fact that you ain't
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  Speaker 1: went to him. Okay, once again, who fathers that? Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining until you strengthen your relationship with God and formulate
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  Speaker 1: this relationship. You don't have enough weapons. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: enough bullets, you ain't got enough arrows, You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a big enough shield to fight this thing called life.
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  Speaker 1: It just keeps coming. Man, And unless you develop a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God, you need a partner in all of this.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have a partner. Man. You cannot get
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  Speaker 1: through this thing without those this partner shield. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe you got another route you're gonna take.
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  Speaker 1: But every successful person I know personally has a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. I have some really really some people that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of up there in the success term in terms
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  Speaker 1: of business and money and statue. I'm just talking about
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  Speaker 1: that portion of success. And then I have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people who are very successful in their spiritual life,
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  Speaker 1: who have become great men of God and women of God.
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  Speaker 1: But look at all of them, and all of them
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  Speaker 1: have substantial amounts of you know, possessions and things like that. Also,
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  Speaker 1: most successful people I know have that. Even if you
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  Speaker 1: saw them never with a big lot of house and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money or stuff like that, they had
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  Speaker 1: so much respect, so much love, so much power was
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  Speaker 1: given them from people that their life was rich in
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  Speaker 1: that area, you know, like a man Nu the King
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  Speaker 1: or something like that, or Gandhi or somebody who lived
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  Speaker 1: their life in service, or Nelson Mandela who came out
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  Speaker 1: and just man, people put stuff at their feet because
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  Speaker 1: of their service. So all successful people I know have that.
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  Speaker 1: Every last one of these people that I know, they
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  Speaker 1: have lationship with God. They used the tool that was
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  Speaker 1: available to them to give them the strength, the bullets,
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  Speaker 1: the arrows, the slings, the shield to fight this thing
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  Speaker 1: called life and have the most valuable partner right there by.
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  Speaker 1: They side they heavily Father God, because he will help
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  Speaker 1: you get through this thing called life. Man, Stop complaining
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  Speaker 1: so much. Stop complaining all the time. It's not fixing anything.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you do yourself a favor and strengthen your
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God? Why don't you do that? You ever
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  Speaker 1: thought that that could be the problem? Man? Why can
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  Speaker 1: I never get over? Well? You have not because you
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  Speaker 1: ask not? Man, how come I always got problems? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
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  Speaker 1: to your friends. Can you keep trying to do them
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  Speaker 1: with your own thought process? Who are you? I keep
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, you gotta get it together with God.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta quit tripping. You're going through stuff you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no business going through. And if it's you going
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  Speaker 1: through some im over and over and over and over
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  Speaker 1: and the same problem keep coming back to bite you again.
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  Speaker 1: All that's saying is you still ain't strengthen your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. It's your relationship. He's not gonna make you
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  Speaker 1: have one with him. He is a perfect gentleman. He
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  Speaker 1: only comes into your life when you invite him in.
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  Speaker 1: He don't buffalo his way in. That ain't the way
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  Speaker 1: he worked. But for those who do invite him in,
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  Speaker 1: they have a distinct advantage on their road to success,
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  Speaker 1: a distinct advantage. You can do it without him, Trust me,
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  Speaker 1: you can. How far you get. I can't promise you nothing,
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  Speaker 1: how well you handle it when you arrived there, I
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  Speaker 1: can't promise you nothing. How long you're gonna stay there,
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  Speaker 1: I can't promise you nothing. How difficult it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be without him. I can't give you that. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to be far more difficult. But you can. Something can happen,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, receive a measure of success, and you
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  Speaker 1: think is you and this move you made, And you
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  Speaker 1: can describe it as I got lucky. I happened to
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  Speaker 1: be in the right place at the right time. I
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  Speaker 1: got lucky. Lucky is usually how other people describe other
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  Speaker 1: people's success. Poor, he was lucky, he was right there. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what luck is. Luck is when
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  Speaker 1: hard work bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working
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  Speaker 1: hard as something, an opportunity presents itself that comes a match,
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  Speaker 1: that's not luck. But now, if you haven't done that
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  Speaker 1: on a repetitive enough basis, that opportunity could present itself.
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  Speaker 1: One time you got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single
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  Speaker 1: thing in your life. And if you're a chronic complainer,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you really, really have not fixed your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. He'll smooth it out for you. That I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you for a fact. I know that for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. He smoved mine out. All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your
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  Speaker 1: attention please again, As was the other day and the
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  Speaker 1: other one and the other one. This is a Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, no doubt about it. That's right, greatest
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  Speaker 1: morning show in the world. Show up, all time, all time.
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  Speaker 1: Go go go with a goat running it just a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of honorary people. Jim Shirley, Hey, good morning Steve.
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  Speaker 1: And that's calling for real. What Happy birthday and good
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  Speaker 1: morning Steve Harvey. Everybody good? What's up? Junior man? I
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  Speaker 1: love you, Happy birthday, Thank you man food, Happy by
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  Speaker 1: day to my rich chunk on top of the morning baby,
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to no man show. Glad he let me
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  Speaker 1: leave to see another Why would he let you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: All you do for people, why would you get good man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to be here. Boy, man, I lost
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  Speaker 1: some good people in two thousand eighteen. Boys, but he
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  Speaker 1: let me live, and I'm cool with it. Yeah up celebrating. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm working all day to day. But tomorrow, God willing,
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  Speaker 1: the celebration would begin. Marjorie insisted on it. Y'all are invited, sir, yea, though,
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  Speaker 1: still gonna have it. You're gonna happen though, where you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be, Julia, I'm being climbed South Carolina. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta gonna make them. I don't expect you time
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  Speaker 1: to be there. I'm gonna be there. What what your
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  Speaker 1: black got wife and kids? I got a whole family, boy,
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  Speaker 1: My little girl got Jack and Jill going to a
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  Speaker 1: galor got a long pointeen. I got to be looking
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  Speaker 1: at who's so? I saw the dress? Time you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say Jack and Jill over your own? Yeah? Provided yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know how big that c Junior. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no wife and kids? Okay, God, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: understand what come with that? Yeah, I know it's God's
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  Speaker 1: been family, Junior. He bet not come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: Not let me find out he missed the day of
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  Speaker 1: Jack and Jill the house smoking cigars and drinking with me.
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  Speaker 1: My wife's gonna look at me crazy. Now it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be good. Man, That's okay, it's gonna be good today.
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  Speaker 1: It's great that January seventeen, Man, Lord him much. Now
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  Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen fifty seven. You speak on man,
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  Speaker 1: do you hear me? Man? You look good though, and
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  Speaker 1: you're happy, you're young at heart, your spirits great. You
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  Speaker 1: know on my birth my birthday show today to celebrate it. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: every word out my mouth is gonna be ignorant. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna I'm gonna pay homage to the
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  Speaker 1: gift or what your word you say. The word is homage, homage,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay that. I thought it was homage I
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  Speaker 1: did to start with it year. I thought it was homage. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay tribute then that God gave me, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it on every single line out my
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  Speaker 1: mouth unless I'm thinking the Lord. Ready go right after this,
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll here at thirty two afters when
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to show, all right, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: It is your birthday. Birth day. I said that for you.
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  Speaker 1: I said the word to my grandson, little b J.
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  Speaker 1: I just fought it. Oh god, that's what my luke. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he do it. He just say it. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: hear it. He stopped and turned around it. He'll be
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  Speaker 1: running and here, fire one off and turn around. I
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  Speaker 1: just fired it, turned right back around and break out.
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  Speaker 1: But that's how we're gonna start our show. No, I
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  Speaker 1: just sick something the morning. I just said that. I
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  Speaker 1: just told y'all just about my grandson quick tripping. All right,
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  Speaker 1: the worst thing you didn't heard? All right, So tell
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  Speaker 1: us your favorite birthday memory, Steve, it's your birthday. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I can't. That can't be on radio. You
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  Speaker 1: can say on the radio. Then, well what happened? It
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  Speaker 1: can't be on the radio. I'm good call. It was
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  Speaker 1: so wild? Okay, how long ago was this? I know? Okaya,
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  Speaker 1: that's when it's good. I'm still greatest story to me.
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  Speaker 1: That was in the Threesome ones. Oh you didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like that. You didn't like that roughest, nice
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  Speaker 1: and fun life because a lot of people would think
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  Speaker 1: that would be a great birthday present, like your nephew's.
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  Speaker 1: Most of them are so so damn confused. What were you?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do? Whose turn is it?
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  Speaker 1: What you keep trying to come to? You? Just keep
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  Speaker 1: I can't keep turning to the right and back to
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  Speaker 1: the left. I need to focus, he said, two kisses
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  Speaker 1: here and the two kids kisses here, trying to I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to do it. He's trying to be fair. Seven
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  Speaker 1: eight turn over? Seriously, shall we turn over? That's really funny,
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  Speaker 1: he said. He was gonna embarrass everybody. You ten seconds,
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  Speaker 1: twenty second, sixty second turned over seconds, twenty seconds, thirty second. Six.
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  Speaker 1: I wore my ass was all work for you. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't get anything out of seven minutes. And I was
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  Speaker 1: exhausted doing this, right. I ain't know who turn it was.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there going, Lord, getting me out of
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  Speaker 1: this Lord. Un I don't know how to do that. Yeah, Timmy, Yeah, Tommy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you might know how to do it, and all that
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I found out that day. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a one woman man. Yeah, I love that. And that's
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  Speaker 1: how we love that about Yeah, that's how we look
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  Speaker 1: back the man at a time at a time. Well, wait,
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about the memory, the birthday memory.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get a kid, well another one then more recently,
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  Speaker 1: well I've had, I mean, Marjorie has given me some
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  Speaker 1: great birthdays. Oh yeah. My sixtieth birthday was one of
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  Speaker 1: my favorite BET's birthday. The entire family, all of my kids,
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  Speaker 1: all of my grandkids, my parents, you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I call them my parents, Marjorie's mom and dad. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: came to Aguila and half for most of them stayed
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  Speaker 1: in the Guila at the hotel in the four seasons
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  Speaker 1: and you know, she got a boat and I was
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  Speaker 1: out on the boat. No, that was just that was
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite birthdays. It's one of the and
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  Speaker 1: one of the pictures that the Shade Room picked up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it was one of the most watched photographs on the
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  Speaker 1: Shade Room. It was just a black family picture of
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  Speaker 1: all of us sitting there and we really got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of great comments on the Shade Room for that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you know, the hater's gonna say what they say,
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  Speaker 1: but you know that don't bother me, but that that
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  Speaker 1: was one of the great moments for me. One of
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  Speaker 1: my famorite. Oh, let me say something haters find a way.
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  Speaker 1: What is that to just hate? I mean, if I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you post, you can't post nothing that
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  Speaker 1: gets everything. Like today, I'll post a happy birthday to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something like that. Watch Oh wow, Well,
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  Speaker 1: why wouldn't you say that to you? Some buttholder? It's
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  Speaker 1: try So when it's Trump's birthday, it's it's people people think.
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  Speaker 1: It's people think that I'm a Trump supporter. It's people
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  Speaker 1: who really think that. It's some dumbbuts out there who
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  Speaker 1: think because I was up at Trump Towers that I'm
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  Speaker 1: a supporter. Damn when I was up there trying to
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  Speaker 1: get right that that don't matter. You shitt to win
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: up there and you're a supporter. It's people really think
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Trump supporter, and I go, you cannot listen
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  Speaker 1: to my radio show and know that. But if they don't,
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  Speaker 1: they still got that picture in their head. So it
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  Speaker 1: is what it is that don't that don't bother me
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  Speaker 1: no more clearly. But let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 1: would report the story, but I don't. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to do it. Just sometimes man,
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  Speaker 1: just let it go, Just let it go. It happens.
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  Speaker 1: Some some good stuff came out of it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want no credit for it. I ain't got no story
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  Speaker 1: about it. Some good stuff came out of it, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't run the risk of going back to make
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  Speaker 1: to do it any further because of the backlash. It's
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  Speaker 1: just too severe to my family. Me, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: But what what they did to my family I ain't appreciate.
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  Speaker 1: So it was only just let me cuss for you.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I'm hand tenaya. I'm actually we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna fight today. Okay, So give me some birthday questions.
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  Speaker 1: What you want to know every day you've ever wanted
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  Speaker 1: to know, I'm gonna answer. This is free information or
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  Speaker 1: free facts about Steve Harvey on his birthday all day long,
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  Speaker 1: just far away. What's the first car you ever had,
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  Speaker 1: first car bought? Yeah, the first car I bought in
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  Speaker 1: my name was a nineteen ninety one Lexus okay, four
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  Speaker 1: hundred whatever that that was after Me and the boys, right, No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't know me and the boys yet it was used. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it was nineteen ninety one. I was on Me and
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  Speaker 1: the boys in ninety three. Oh, okay. The first car
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  Speaker 1: on the lot with yeah, no, no, no, no, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't make it to it was used when I bought it.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't make it. I got it. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: anybody drinking? No, Steve, you got it when you were
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  Speaker 1: from answer that question? Yeah? Man? All right? And plus
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  Speaker 1: coming up next it is the nephew would run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back and we'll find out about Steve's dream car
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour and Entertainment News to Day. It's
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  Speaker 1: January seventeenth, it's Steve's birthday, and a host of other
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  Speaker 1: celebrities birthday today, and it's also our baby Tasha's birthday,
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  Speaker 1: to my car, Michelle Obama's birthday today. Huh yeah, Muhammad
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  Speaker 1: Muhammada Lee's birthday today. Greatness. All right, Well, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run down the list at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, nephew Tommy is here with his prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. But you had something you wanted to ask
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  Speaker 1: your uncle before we get into the prank, right, what
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  Speaker 1: was your dream car, Steve? What's your dream? Well? I
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  Speaker 1: got one motor, I'm gonna get. The rest of them
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  Speaker 1: is in the in the driveway. I love it better.
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  Speaker 1: You better live your best. No, I ain't even gonna
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  Speaker 1: lie to y'all today. You know, I ain't flexing or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that's sixty two years old. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why not? You know hard as you were to dream
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  Speaker 1: to car I've always wanted is a nineteen fifty seven
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Chevy Belad drop top. Wow. All right, well on that note, um,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: let's go to the prank with the nephew. What you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: got for us today? Ness? I guess we're gonna wax
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: that ass. That's the name. Yeah, all right, let's go.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: We're going from Scottsdale or whax that ass. Hello. Hello,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Owen. Please, Yeah, this is on
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: hi Owen. This is Ramone giving you a call um
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: where we're just confirming your appointment at eleven on Thursday,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to make you're a new client, so
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: we wanted to make sure that you were Okay, wait
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: a minute froment for what you have a spa treatment
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: scheduled m at eleven on Thursday. You did receive a
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: spa treatment from your wife for Christmas? Um, but I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: don't remember being set up for anything or any appointment. Well,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: this coming Thursdays. I'm just calling to confirm that you
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: would definitely be in for the salon. Well, I thought
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: this was like a couple's massage or something like that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So what is the treatment all about? What's what do
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you guys? I don't I understand? Um, well, she's got
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: you signed up for Let me look, she's got you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: signed up for us to actually wax your back in
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually have a special
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: that we have, um a mansillion, which is a this
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: isn't for real? Sure we have you lined up for
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: an appointment. If you don't want the appointment, please let
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: us know. Wax my my back and my get that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: all out of man's zillion. What your your wife has
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: set you up for a back and butt hair removal,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: which is waxing. And what I'm saying is a mansilian
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: is if you would like that, we would remove all
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the hair from your private area as well. Yeah, try again, man,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: there's no way I'm getting my private blacks what so
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I could be hairless like but no way, get out
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: of here. Evidently, if your wife has set you up
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: for this. Maybe she's not into all you have. You
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: evidently have a lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming. Yeah,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a hairy guy. But she's never said anything. The
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: batters he likes it. Okay, he calls me a gorilla.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: He loves it. Well, maybe it's a mix of communication.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Because this is the thing she's asking us to do,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: is to remove your hair. Yeah, no, that's not happening.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And if she's gonna have telling yourself and there's no
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: way I'm going in to have somebody ripped the hair
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: off my back and my hands and my private he
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: kidding me to get the saut of here. This is crazy.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: This is this is a very professional procedure. It won't
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: take long. We'll have you in and out within forty
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: five minutes. But you're gonna five minutes forty four. It's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: just forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: That sounds like torch her you sit, he mean, okay,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: sure you know? No, No, I think we're done. I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: didn't you know we're done. I mean, I mean, I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: gonna tell her to get a refund. It's getting a refund. Okay,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna be a refund. Now you're supposed to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: come in at eleven. This is something that she wants
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you to do. Yeah, I'm not listen to me. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: am not getting way. That's not something a man does.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: There's no play I'm doing that. If this is for real,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a talk with her as soon as
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: she gets home. Because no, no, no Shrek shirt right now,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: right now, you're a disrespecting my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay. Look,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't. I don't know what this
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: is all about. I don't. I'm not trying to disrespect anybody,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: but stop play. I'm doing this all right. I'm not
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: getting the back. No, there's no way. Okay. So evidently
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: your wife wanted or she wouldn't have purchased it from us,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that you come in and get it done. Well, yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. I mean,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: if there's something she wants to watch, you can wax
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: her private that's cool, But a man has hair. I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: mean it's well, if she didn't have an appointment, then
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: she's serious about getting it done. Yeah, well I'm serious
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: about not going so I mean, you know, I don't
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: know how I can explain it to you. I'm not
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: coming in. You can reschedule it for somebody else. I'll
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: talk to her when she gets home. But that's that's it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just your wife has paid two hundred dollars for
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: this procedure. Did you say two hundred dollars? Your wife
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure? Yeah? No,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: who's gonna get a refund? You guys know this is
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: wait sir, sir, oh, this is not refundable, so there
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: is no money coming back. I will let you know
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that hundred There's no way. You gotta be kidding me
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to take care off of my back and my back
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: two hundred bucks. This is not a very referable spa here.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: gonna go to the dollar store and get a pack
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of Raisors for a dollar, and she's gonna do it herself,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks. This
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: is good. I'll give her a tip. That's the five
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: tip food bucks. I'm done. I'm say two hundred two bucks.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: There's no way, there's no way we are playing that
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: money and you guys are keeping that money. There's no
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: where pay. Do you understand there's no there's not a refund,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: mister Owen, there's definitely not a mister Owen. What who
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: are you? There's now and I'm gonna raman. I am
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: ramone here at the spa and your wife came in
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and purchases wonderful get for you for Christmas. Remote, I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: don't give up. Remote. Now, you're not respecting our profession.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You're act I don't look. Look, I'm not trying to
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: disrespect you, but I don't care about the profession. There's
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: no way. That's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: bucks to rip off hair off their their body. He
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: gets just no way. I'm just not doing it. And
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I cash because you're disrespecting my profession. And you're not
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: coming in an eleven. All were you supposed to come
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: in at eleven so we can whack your back in
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: your body and now you're saying no, there will be
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: nothing whack. I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: in ever. She's gonna take care of this though. You
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it, Ramone. I mean, but no,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I need you to know that mishow and there is
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: no refund. Okay, I mean, this is getting ridiculous. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm talking to you. You're cousin Peter.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Have you spoken to him lately? How do you know?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Peter Tea got me to call you. This is nephew
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Bobbin Wanted Show. You just you
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: just get out of here because this idiot, Oh he's gone.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I got man. What is the badest and I mean
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the badest radio show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Thank you, nephew.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Entertainment News. Right after this, you're listening
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys in entertainment News.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Today is fabulously a January seventeenth, and you know what
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that means. It is our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It's one of the greatest players ever came out the game.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Ain't easy. Somebody gotta do it. Might as well be me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Say I was twenty two years old. Look at all
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the people that were born on your birthday though. Besides,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: we love our Tasha, Carla's baby. It is her birthday
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: as well, old man, next dank, time is moving? Get good?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I know she's still a baby to us. All right,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Well still many people were born on this day, Steve.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Of course you Betty White, Yeah, ninety seven years old today,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Betty White, Well, our first lady forever, first lady. Michelle
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Obama uh huh uh her birthday, firthday. I didn't I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: didn't know this. D Wade, Dwayne Waite, yeah, d Way,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I wanted Jane. I didn't know this. Ray Jay Carl
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: you know we love us, Jo Plade a whole Fami
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: j Representative Yeah, Little John Yeah, yeah, I know that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: kid Rob. But in the list though, well, well tell
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: me you're gonna like this one, James Earl Jones, Baby,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: this is yes, Maury Poba, you are Yes, Jim Carrey
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: talented right there. Yeah, that's what we is, shop, we
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: are Si Shaba Ranks Earth the kid, Yeah, and of
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: course the Late k the greatest of all times. Muhammad
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Ali Yet Benjamin Franklin, Yeah, wait a minute, discovered electricity.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Benjamin frank for Capricorn. Been here, dog if it wasn't
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: for Are you for real? You know? No, I'm too.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: If it was not for Capricorns, y'all would be in
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the dog and you would all be lost, all right,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: you believe it? Yeah, I'm telling you right now. Jesus's
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: birthday d Summer twenty filth. Know what that make? Himp? Capricorn?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Now tell me if it wasn't for him, really, if
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't be in the dog and you wouldn't be lost.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Damn Benjamin f he's saying, let that right now. I'm
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: with you right not make a light bay, Yes, I
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even know what light was. So that's how you
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: feel to be born, to have such amongst this great company.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: That's the greatest sign of all. You can't talk with
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the list if Jesus's Capricorn? Who you got? I mean,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: we pick the side. I'm with you when you're right now,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and okay, Steve your pick. I go give me Jesus.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Who you find to pick? Jordan? Go ahead? Who you on?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods? Go ahead? Get him? Cancers? Okay, give me
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. That's all I got. Oh yas, Yeah, we canceled,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: that's all I got. Grace cancer, I know, ok we're
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: doing Zodiac shot. Well, who y'all got Let's say, um, oh, okay,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I'm Leo Whitney, Houston, Madonna, j Low. Uh, let's see,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: let's see former First Lady Jackie Kennedy. Uh. That's all
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I can think of right now, Tom Hanks, we got
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: to That's all I could think of. We still we
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: short of the Lord, but we try. You want to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: pay libras who we got famous libras on my day,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: specifically Shirley Seeson. We got greens, tomatoes. Oh, halle Berry,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: he was a Leo Cardi b I got Bruno Mars.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I got them. We got to look it up. We
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: had got some good ones. I got something. I tell
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you what. We got the greatest award winner ever in
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: all award shows. Meyl Street is a castle. It's still
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashians. None of these trump the Lord though. I'm sorry.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Guys came close getting weaker. Yeah, we came close. Off.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Who you got Will Smith? I got Marjorie Harvey. Oh,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I got some. I got some tauristes Man. I got
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Duayne Johnson, the Rock Okay, right there, all right? I
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: got George Clooney, bad boy, right there he looked tears
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: up on the computer. You can tell. Yeah. I got
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth. Hello, okay, she was a good virgin. Well,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I got Princess Diana. I got William Shakespeare. I got
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the best alone. It doesn't try it, it doesn't Trump,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: then Trump the Lord, Yeah, I will I got childish game.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, I got Barack Obama. Wait a minute, that's right,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I forgot about him. He's a leo too, And I'm
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: not even looking. I'm not looking at mine. You know
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that that's unfair to have a lord the Lord. You
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: know he's read it unfair, not even Barack Obama. Now
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I'm letting y'all just find y'all. Yeah, we're trying, but
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you know we ain't gonna get that. I got a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: solwerful man in the world though, a man poopin. Oh. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: there you gonna call. Hey, No, I can't see it.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That's a go ahead. I got Kamala Harry. All right,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of this. I'm Steve Harvey's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: birthday right after this. You're listening string show. All right,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: So Steve, it's your birthday today. You were born in
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven, so you always love when we ask
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you questions. So I think your nephew has a couple junior,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you have water fountain, white only bathrooms? Was definite. Yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: train station in my home fold saw. I was four
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: years old looking at him and couldn't read them. It's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: walking my ass up, just drinking out of hoodever. Yeah,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: if you did, what do you I don't want him
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to tell y'all that story. That's a long story. What's
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: your question, nephew? Go ahead? Okay, okay, how about what
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: is what was your favorite teenage year? And why? Oh? Man,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: favorite teenage year probably had to be, oh, probably seventeen,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: really seventeen seventeen. You know, I graduated high school is seventeen.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't turn eighteen till I was in college or seventeen.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I had a job. I only went to school half
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a day, rolled my bike to work every day at
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: pick and pay for my money. You know, I've been
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: hustling the whole time to pay grocery store and called
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: pick and pay. You pick it up. You got to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: pay for it, or we're standing right there staying right
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: by you. You pick it up, you got to pay
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: for it. And that was the best time in my
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: life as a teenager, I had me some money going.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: I'd been hustling pretty hard, you know. And I went
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: to college at seventeen, and that's when I started discovering
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: who I really was. Okay, hey, right, all right, yeah,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I want to ask. I spent lying time with you, man.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You know, fashion is big with you. Man. I see it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I see when you get dressed at But can't you
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: just tell me the first time in your life that
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you knew you was cleaning? Where was you going? A
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: little signing the ninth grade graduation? Boy, you knew you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: was clean? Boy. I went down to Guys and Gals.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I had been saving my money all year long, and
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I bought my own graduation suit. Went to Guys and
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Gals my suit with thirty nine dollars, had it in
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: layaway since January, got it out in June. Went to
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: my graduation in the charcoal gray tweel suit that I
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: had bought myself, with a pink shirt and a burgundy tie,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: white dot Sony, boy, why shine my shoes so hard?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Bought that stitch witch that you put it in here
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: of the prays and him your prayers with iron, I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: had them. I had that break in their jets, right,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: couldn't even talk to me. I was so damn clean.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: All right, hang on, Steve, we have more questions man
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: dollar suit coming up in thirty four after the hour,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: We're gonna ask Steve more birthday questions. All right, that's
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this Every birthday, Steve. You're listening,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: all right. We're saying happy birthday to Steve Harvey all
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: day today was born to day. Happy birthday out there. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it's a big day. Yeah yeah. So okay, you had
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: a question, Carla, go ahead, I do. Okay, Steve, what
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: is the one item you could never live without? Money?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That was a rhetorical question. Can't take me low answer? That?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Did it? That pole was on him? Heavy? Okay, it
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: was heavy. Well, let me follow up with that. Since
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you have money, what's the one thing that seems to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: elude you, even though you have so much money? What's
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the one thing that you want that you haven't quite
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: been able to than that? Damn nineteen Other than that? Yeah,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: what's the one thing that you really want? This you
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: just haven't you know what. It's gonna seem like I'm ungrateful,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: but I'm really not at all I want to be
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: totally free. You know. I would love to have the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: option of doing whatever I want to do whenever I
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: want to do it for just a short period of time,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: you know, not for the rest of my life, because
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I think there's a calling on my life. I'm never
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: going to be free of responsibility. And I you know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I would love to say that to be able to
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: just sit on the boat somewhere on the ocean and
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: just sail and wake up do what I want to do,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: but that ain't my life. I do have a calling
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: on my life. I'm responsible for others. Uh uh uh.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: My African name is Matussi. It was given to me
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: by the President of Barswana. And why did he call
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: me Matusi? My African name that mean helper of people
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and he gave it to me just from us having
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a conversation and me and my wife said wild for
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: him to come to that assessment after two hours of
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: talking to you, and uh, you know that that was
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: really moving for me because that's important. But that's my
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: calling on my life. I'm responsible to people, man, and
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I want to go forward and and and and build
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: on that. So I'm never gonna be able to just
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: wake up and do what I want to do. But
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: that would be nice if I could. Yeah, you know,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'd love to have a three week pit one month,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: just one month. Why I could just wake up and
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: do whatever I wanted to do, what I wanted to do,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: not what my heart you wanted to do? Yeah, now
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what the key? It just me? What thirds? And then
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I get on back to bis. Yeah, just for a
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: short period of time time, Yes, didn't. Can I say
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: something to you though, in all seriousness, I in twenty
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: nineteen or whenever, I want you to stop apologizing for
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: your wealth, for your blessings, for I just you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: it is what it is, Steve. Okay, and if you
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: if people don't understand now that you are Matu, so
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that you are a helper of people, you don't have
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to qualify and explain you know, your blessings, you don't
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: have to keep doing that. It is what it is. Yes,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: he got a private plane out being on it. Yes
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: it's nice. Yes it's got gold loaded. Yes, that's somebody
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  Speaker 1: waiting for us with me pull up. Yes we all
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about what time we laying. Yes we
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this. Yes, the road I'm just saying another
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: already already right, because I heard Bishop Jakes, I think
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: it was Bishop Jakes. He said, stop apologies for God
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  Speaker 1: blessing you. Absolutely, it's much praise and glory that you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: give the Lord. We know from whence you're from whom
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: your blessings flow. All right, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: try because I am very guilty of that. I really am.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Because what say it again, I'm really guilty of that.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I really am. Well, I mean, are you do it
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: all the time? Yeah, you do it all the time,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And I mean, you know, like come back, Can I
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: tell you why I've done it? Yeah? We kind of
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: and we kind of know, but you can't for those
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: who does don't know, you can tell Yeah, all right,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: what's your name again? Save from Yeah, yeah, you're too.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You were all in that too, all right, not a
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: lord and gay you Africa now got a continent. All right.
• 45:06
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• 45:08
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• 45:12
  Speaker 1: right after this my TUSA you're listening show, all right, guys,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my Strawberry letter for today. The
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: subject I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that is a subject. Yeah, but right now, wait to
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: hear this letter right now. It is a nephew here
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: with the prank phone call what you have for us today?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: New man? I went to you. Oh you say that? Yeah,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the day's title is Steve, get your nephew. Your wife
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: is cheating on both of us. I know. I went
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to Dave on your birthday. Get him. I'm gonna let
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: him go here. That one. Your wife, it's cheating on voting.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Were gonna have to do something. Hello, I'm trying to
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: reach Terrence. Please, who's calling? Who's this? Hey? My name
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: is Mark. My name is Mark. How you doing, bro?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I work with um with your wife Veronica. We're on
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the same sales floor together. I think I met you before,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But um,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I work at the job with Veronica. Is everything going
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: right there or what's going on? No? No, no, everything
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: straight here at the job. Not a problem at all
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: at the job. But I wanted to yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: she's all right, she's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said, my
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: name is Mark Man. You don't remember me, Terrence, But
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: bothering me for a minute, and I you know, I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: And you know, just kind of have like a little
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in a in a better position. But I just wanted
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I just wanted me and you to have a conversation. Wait, mane,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: how did you get my veronic? Can give you my number?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Or how did you get my number? That's what I'm
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: trying to like, what's going on? I mean I had,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I had, I've had your number. I just I just
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I just had never reached out to you before. But
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: like I said, though, man, this this, this has been
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: bothering me for a minute, and I wanted to get
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: it off my chest so you and I can try to,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I guess fix this whole issue. But I just want
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: us to see if we can fix it. You know,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: we fix the issue. What's the issue? I don't understand.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not following you. I don't understand what, like, what
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: is the issue. So but now you know, like I said,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I went on to spit it out, talk to me,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay, your wife, man, is cheating on
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: both of us? All right? I mean, did you say
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: she's eating on the both of us? What she is cheating?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: She is cheating on the both of us, brou It
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: sounds like you said cheating. I don't know what you Veronica.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Terence, Veronica is cheating on both of us.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You say, Verica is cheating on me and me you know,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: and we gotta we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: But as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: need you to step up and get this thing in order.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about? You say Veronica is cheating I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: mean with you. No, No, she cheating on both of
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: us with somebody else. I know. I've been noticing her
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: going out with this, you know, going to lunch with
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: this other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed off
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: about it. So I said, you know what, I can't
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: take you no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying to
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: me that my wife has been cheating around a job
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: with somebody else. She cheating on both of us. Dude,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I don't get what you mean if my wife is
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: cheating on what I mean you're calling me to tell
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: me that she's cheating on me. I appreciate that, but
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I don't get what you're saying. You know what I both.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I don't get that part. I don't understand what you mean.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Me and Veronica been you know, kind of cool, you know,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: last eight months to a Yeah, we've been you know,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: pretty tight here at the job. You know what I'm saying,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: So listen what you mean y'all been cool? That's what
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about. Okay,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is me and me and me and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: her been real cool. We've been real tight. You know.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: That's our thing, though, But you know, now you know
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing. You know, she she didn't want out, you know,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to lunch a couple of times with
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: his brother named Alan, and I'm like, okay, no, no,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna go down like this here. You know
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Are you my wife? Man? Hey, that's
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that's not why I called you. I called you to
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: my wife. That's what I want to know. I'm telling
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you about this dude named Alan. I need you to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: step up as the husband and fix this. But you
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: telling me that my wife is cheating on both of us,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: little cheating on the both of us. If she's you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. You're telling me that you're with
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: my wife too, that you've been messing around with my wife.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: That's not That's not the part I'm trying to talk about.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get out. I'm gonna get
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: to Alan. We're gonna get to Alan. You saying that
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: my wife playing it's some crazy yo. You know what, man,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I'm about to put my foot right up your because
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: play those games with her? She with me. We messing around,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: we're doing listen doing that. It don't work like that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Dude, I hear what
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you're saying. But the beef ain't with me. The beef
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: is with Alan. No, she messing over. She messing over
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: both of us with Alan dalk. I'm about to call
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: her because some right here I'm telling Okay, well, hold on, bro,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I just want you to deal with Alan. Are you
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: about to stop right now? I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm about to come up my foot on your
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: doing to feel me? No, you man, Alan is the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: one that then blew this thing out of proportion. Dog.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: She messing over me and you with this here. There
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: ain't no me and you. I don't shit. You see
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear you. You don't hear me.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know shit. There's no shitting that goes on
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: over here. Okay, I do, I do. I'm just saying,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: you know, what are you saying? Leave me right here?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Leave me right now. I'm about to come up in
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: where you at? Right now? Where are you at? I'm
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: at the job where what Ronnie had I caller Ronnie.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I'm at the job where Ronnie at caller Ronnie. I
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: called the ronnicka Ronnie. I mean that's my little nickname too.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: It all right, but well hold on, hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: You see right here, she's right where see right here,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: right here? You want h Okay, cool, man here, cool?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: But can I tell you what she saying? I don't
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: want to hear what she's saying. I'm put her on
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: the floor right now. Okay, But can I tell you
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: what she's telling me to tell you? She ain't telling
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you to tell me a damn thing because the only
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: thing that you lu is my foot. Okay, okay, But
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: but but Ronnie wants me to tell you this man.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me to tell
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: You know what, I don't play ball, y'all up, ball,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: y'all up. I'm gonna give your old school woman you
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: are man, No, I'm not all right. I'm in the
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: cos I was on my way over there, about to
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: go to jail, messing the round with y'all. Hey, let
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: me ask you this man, what is the baddest and
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. You
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: already know you went too far, you thing. I went
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: too far, Harvey. That's my first time, great man, you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: want to I never do a plan. He's the King,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: says the King. Way too. Yall, y'all, you and your
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: boy I see me on both of us is both
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: don't suits saying both like me like we're in a huddle.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Let me put this out there. Temple already told y'all
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: January twenty four, twenty fifth, twenty six and guess what
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: they aren't going five shows sold out. I have added
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: a sixth show Saturday, four o'clock maddenee, get your tickets.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not adding no more. This is last one bick show.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I hated them shows man. Wow. All right, thank you,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: nephew and birthday boy. You two up next. It is
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Subject, I don't want to be this
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: kind of movie star. We'll be back right after this.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to s all right, It is time now,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: kids for the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
• 54:27
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• 54:31
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• 54:34
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• 54:42
  Speaker 1: on tight, we got it for you here. It is
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject listen I
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: don't want to be this kind of movie star. Okay,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and listen. If you do have kids, please, they don't
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: want to hear this letter, and you don't want them
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to hear this particular letter. Dear Stephen Shirlotte. Yeah, I'm disclaim.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Oh you can leave him in there and let him learn.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: So no, Steve, this is not a teaching moment for kids,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: all right. Dear Stephen Shirley. My girl and I have
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: been together for three years and I instantly knew she
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: was the one when I met her. She cooks, watches
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: sports with me, and she supports my dream to be
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: an entertainer. Our relationship was just perfect until about eight
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: months ago when I was on an adult website browsing
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: through amateur home videos and I noticed one video with
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: a background that looked just like my bedroom. After I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: zoomed in, I saw that it was my bedroom and
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: it was a video of my girlfriend and I getting
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it on. I immediately confronted her and she told me
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: that she too wants to be an entertainer dot an
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: adult film star. She told me that she has posted
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: over twenty videos of our best work in the bedroom. Now,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not a shy person, but she should have at
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: least told me first this is crazy, right should I
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: should I have covered so I could have covered my face.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: She begged me to keep participating in the videos with her,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: so now it's something that we do often. She makes
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: good money from uploading the videos to the site, so
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: this has become a lucrative part time job for her.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: back to bite me in the butt one day and
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: keep me from becoming a successful entertainer. Last week, I
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: told her that I'm out of the home video business
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: with her, Okay, I told her that I want to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: settle down with her and have a normal lifestyle. Well,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: she is furious with me and said that she's been
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: supporting my dream for two years, but I won't support hers.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: So Stephen Shirley, should I support my dream and make
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: this thing work? Or should I leave this madness and
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: move on? Please help? No, absolutely not. You cannot support this.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: This is madness. You need to move on from this.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know this isn't right. Come on, Uh,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: why would you want to do this? And and yes,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: people are going to find out. I mean, you're in
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the entertainment business, so there's some leniency there, but you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: can never take these videos back there. They're gonna live
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: on the internet forever. This is this. Your heart isn't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: into this, You don't want to do this. This is
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: why is this her dream? Anyway? You've been with her
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: for three years and and and it is a betrayal
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: because she didn't tell you. You have to agree to
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: this if you're going to have your butt out on
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: the video on the internet. Come on now, this is
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: craziness right here. Uh yeah, she's wrong on every level,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: especially because she didn't tell you. Uh. If your dream
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: is to be an entertainer, an entertainer, Uh, this is
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: not the way to break into the business. I guarantee
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you that some people have yes, and they've gone on
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: to to do bigger and better things or whatever. But
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think you need to be a part of that. No,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: she's wrong on every level for doing this. Should you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: should you support her? I don't think you should and
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: make this thing work? No? No, should you leave this
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: madness and move on? For sure? Leave the madness. And
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: if she's mad at you for not supporting it, you're
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: gonna have to leave her too. Steve bro I don't
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: see what the letter is for. In this whole letter, man,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: it's just madness. You know you're going along. You meet
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: this girl, y'all been together for three years. You instantly
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: knew she was the one when you met her. She cooks,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: watch sports with me. She supports my dream to be
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: an entertainer. She do all that. She just waiting on
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: this game to be over. Yeah, she watching sports so
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: we can get on here and make you Damn, I'm
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: watching these games. I ain't really watching the game. I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: looking upside your head because I need you in here
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: to getting this damn movie. So right, relationship was perfect
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to About eight months ago, I was on an adult
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: website get browsing through the amateur home video. Right, this
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: one video had a background looked just like my bedroom though,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: hold on, go ahead, So I zoomed in. Huh, I
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: don it was my bed room. I'm surprised you recognized
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: the bedroom before you recognize your ass. That was the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: shockle for me. What damn you're talking about? That's in
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: my bedroom. You wasn't paying no tension to the two
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: people in the bed, right, this is my bed room. No,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: that's your behind. I zoomed in. It was it, and
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: it was a video my girlfriend and I getting it
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: on all you use proper ground. It wasn't me my girlfriend.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: It was my girlfriend and I M. You might use
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: proper grammar, but you on you on the porno site. Wow.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I immediately confronted her and she told me that she
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: too wants to be an entertainer. See all these three
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: years y'all been talking around. You ain't never uncovered that dog.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You had to go on the porno site to discover it. Yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: she wants to be an adult film stock. She told
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: me she hadn't posted over twenty videos of our best
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: work in the bedroom. Wow, I ain't no shop person,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: you know. Damn. You got to tell him. I could
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: have watched her something. Wow, But you could have told
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: me so I could have covered my face. Yeah, boy,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: it's Fenna. Get out. It's Fenna get out. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: gonna it's out. It's out now everybody. Somebody gonna recognize you.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you how it's gonna go. When
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna tell you how you go
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: get recognized. No, I can't wait for this. Steve. Yeahthday now, dude,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: on your birthday if not, now win win. All Right,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's respond to this
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. I told you guys it was crazy. Subject.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Steve's Responds Part two coming up at twenty three after
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: the hour you're listening to show. Let's recap today's strawberry
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: letter Steve subject, I don't want to be this type
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: of movie star. Yeah, this dude met this girl three
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: years ago. I knew she was the one. Perfect fellow
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: low right away they be can get at three years
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: everything is perfect. About eight months ago, he looked up.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Eight months ago, he on a point of site, just
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: going through the home videos, and he noticed that that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: was a bad room that looked from million. He zoomed in,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: and the reason did look familiar because it was his
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: bad room. But it was him and his girl in
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: the video. Oh hell no, crazy landing In confronted her
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: right away, Baby, baby, it's a video menu. I know
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  Speaker 1: it is. You ain't the only one. I want to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: be a star. I want to be a star too.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I want to be an adult film star. Well,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: hold up, I posted over twenty videos of us doing
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: your best work, and it has turned out to be lucrative.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: We're making money. Oh man, he said, well, hold on,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: hold on, I ain't I ain't shy nothing. But she
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: should at least told me so I could have covered
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: my face. See, this can't get out about me. But
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: the problem, though, dog, is it's gonna get out about me.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to that in a minute. She begged
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: me to keep participating in the videos with her. So
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: now something we do often, you just in't here, just clown.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: She made good money from uploading the videos to the site.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: So this has become a lucrative part time job for
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: back to get what he said, This could come back
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: and bite me in the butt one day. Well, everybody
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: else in your butt you might have where get it?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Bit They up in it, they stand in it, they're
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: looking at it. This is crazy and and they said
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: they could come back and bite me and keep me
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: from becoming a successful entertainer. Man. Last week, I told
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: him I'm out of the home video business with her.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I told her I want to settle down with her,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: see did what lost me in right here? So you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: want to settle down? With a poun started out, Wow,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: huh you this you want to make? Huh? Your what?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Your point? Wife? Because if you quit doing the videos
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and her dream is to become an adult film star
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: and you quit doing it, she gotta get somebody else
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: co star. Any damn moves. No, he ain't. He don't
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: want to do it no more. I told her, I'm
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: out of it. I want down, I want to settle down.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: She was furious with me and said that I've been
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: supporting your damn dreams for two years, but I want
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: to support hers. So Stephens silely said, I support my
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: girl and make this thing work. Should I leave this
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: madness and move on? You know, gonna work? You need
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to get out, run, you know, do about four five
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: more films, Do about four five more films, and get
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: out because she makes good money. And I put that
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: bag on your head, paperback, that paper bag, you know,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: the unknown comic exactly. Now let me tell your problem, brock.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: It's out here. Somebody gonna find out. These are the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: ways that people can find out. Flipping through the year book.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Uh wait, what dud didn't he go to school. Didn't
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: he go to schools Here go another one, dude flipping
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: through the side right here. Oh, I don't know. Ain't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: he the band teacher? Teacher? What? What? Hello? I'm looking
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: at it? D ray, Ain't that d Here's another one
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: on loud. Jesus, you ain't gonna believe what I've seen
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: on my granddaughter phone. Not Grandma, this Deacon Patterson. Whoa,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: he's a teacher and he's the band teacher. He in
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: charge of the cub Scouts Pack six sixty nine pack.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Guess he is good, Lord of missing shodn't turn it off?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: You know? He teaches to Sunday school class d Sunday.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I'm had to get dressed a little go down here, down,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson, cause Dennis Patterson is doing the moden Patterson
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and he patting. Matter of fact, Dennis is packet. Come on, Grandma,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I got to show this to Arline because she still
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Arline still goes out at night. Oh Lord, get off
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: the site ground. I can't they got here out thirty
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: four videos. You counted him and if for him and
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: the girl was in Monny. You know, I think this
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the man that Steve were reading about on the Strawberry
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I beat dog go on. We didn't wear them Ellie Elli,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: we find we's in the Strawberry Letter. We finding. I've
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: been to call Steve and Sherley tell him we didn't
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: found the victims in they let him. Oh my god,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and he's a deacon at our church and he teaches
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Sunday school. Whild We're gonna collect her off man, we
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: got a chippy and make another movie. Grandmother, my niece
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: find out what hullo just trick itself. Oh my god, Hey, listen,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Guys email us there.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey. F m oh boy. The Strawberry
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Letter today coming up in ten minutes. Since that girl
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood, you're list show all right? Steve introduced that
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: girl from the top. Steve Harvey, look, sorry, had the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: runouts kids, and I was making German choking the cake,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: you know, because it Steve right to make gemp take
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: scratch of making from scratch. Tommy, I'm not one of them, box,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: but the gem Cho cake on the cake I make
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: making from scratch ahead, I separate them eggs. That's right.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You gotta get that baker's German chocolate. See, y'all don't
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: know about that other cake I make straight out of
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: the box, dunking high. But okay, what's your favorite cake?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Hobby? What's your favorite cake? White? See off the dome?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You see, I knew that I can make you scratch
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: and I make my own frost. You ain't gonna do that.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: My wife already made it from me. She made to burn.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I can't bring no cake in the house from the moment. No,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: not from nobody else. No appreciate your making a made
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Nah, ain't gonna live after that one.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: No listening when on the wood s making you cake?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: That's it. She just made one for my birthday. Oh
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you don't want the one I made? No, dave, I
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: just bought her home because she made another one. But
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: what you take it for? That's it. I can take
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: a conversation take home. Yesterday. Hey dog, Hey, somebody made
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: me a German chocolate cake. I gave it to kid
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: yesterday at the studio. I can't take this cake from
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: my house. I didn't know that I got it now.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: My wife all day she go get the ingredients and everything.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: She the only person I ever met making Jake the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: chocolate cake exactly like my mama made it. One of
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the greatest gifts of all time, all time. You know
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: how you get out of a seed when somebody get
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: you cake and you ain't trying to take it, Anne,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you know what you do? Ready, drop it on the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: floor and say it had egg says in it and
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: scrambled ass because they didn't cool down the frosted and else.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: You can't eat a cracky teeth crowns. That's Hollywood dinches
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: that we got about. We got premieres Premier Mom play
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: when I was forty, so that was the last time
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I had a German chocolate cake. And then when I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: reunited with Marjorie, I was forty eight. And then we
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: were talking one day and it was my mom's birthday
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: and I was crying and she said, baby, don't care.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'll just tripp a little bit today
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: my mama's birthdays. She said yeah. I said, you know,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I tell you something else now. My mom used to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: mak me a German chocolate cake every year for my birthday.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I've had German I've never had a birthday without German
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: chocolate cake. And she said, well, I'm gonna make you running.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I went on, you said, to see, she said, I'll
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: make you running with her head sits hill mass just
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a pretty as scary to my name, and some damn
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: cake like my mama. I said, this wouldn't be a disaster.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna quit like it. You know, if this cake
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: don't come out good, I don't have to quit liking
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: this girl because she made a big deal. Man, she
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: made that cake. Man, I tasted that cake seriously. Later
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: on that day, I started crying. She still wasn't. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you make cake just like my mom. Every year. Seal
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: the deal. That was, seal the Deal's every year she
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: makes me German make a good cake. But see, that's
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: that's a beautiful story. That was just because he made
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: me think about my daddy, you know, and my daddy.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: You know, I got my daddy shape now and my daddy.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah those short little round stomach, fat fingers, and my daddy.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: My daddy love, yeah, my daddy love. For Easter, he
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: won a brown suit, but we both chop liddy. So
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: they say, brother Hunderwood, why you come to church with
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: no clothes on? Because he got a he is so
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: ignorant you ain't got no man, I'm wearing brown chocolate.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: You both chocolate. They stay Swiss underwood. Can't you put
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: the clothes on for you got the church? I got
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: a brown suits on like my daddy. That's a good Thursday.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: It took you back. Sure why you made me crash? Huh? Say?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I say you go to church and you so? Why
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: are you in your basket? No, that's right, because I'm
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the chocolate bunny in the East, the basket buck buck
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: eats the buddy Steve, Steve, I know you like jam.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: What kind of meat you're gonna have? Since Marjorie doing
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: the doing the cake? Well, I do the meat. What
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: kind of meat you gonna have? What I'm vegan now? Oh?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: But for my birthday, I'm gonnahead for late and crab
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: clothes fileta what? Oh boy, shut up? I thought you
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: was trumps at the White House. Dumb bought out out
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: of McDonald's. Yeah, can I tell you what? So? What's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: so gobbet about that? He could have took his butt
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: right down the bench chili bowl and bought out all
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: of that and helped bitch chill it bowl or something.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: You don't go down, Sweet Georgia Brown's or somewhere where
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: they can use that money. Is that what it's called?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Sweet George Brown? The other soul food place down they
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: could have what the mister Henry's Mister Henry who let
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Mister Henry got the best poach
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: up in the world. I have. I take full blood
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: pressure messes medicine, so I eat my po stupid. I
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: love mister Henry poch Man. I can live on that. So, Steve,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna how long are we gonna be a vegans? Steve?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Is this a challenge? Well, you know I'm trying to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: for health reasons, Yeah, and just to give my digestive
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: system a read. Huh. And it's three different tiers of
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: being a vegan. You know. It's entry level, where you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: do one meal a day as a vegan. Then they
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: got level two, where they teach you how to up
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: it a little more vegan dishes, still eating meat and stuff,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: and then they got the full long way to approach it.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: So I just gonna all in. I don't play with things.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I've been a vegan for years. Y'all just didn't realize it.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: It didn't know, you know why, Cheryl, Because I've been
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: living on vodka for the past forty five years. Potato
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: baby major last thing, Harvey, Happy birthday? All right, coming
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: up to the top of the hour. More Birthday fund
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: with Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening Morning Show
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Today we are celebrating our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. So, Steve,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: it is time for some rapid Fire birthday questions. Oh,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: come on with it, girl. You read sitting here rapid fire. Yes,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: rapid fire, So I ain't got time to think about No, No,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: let's go pass that along to your friend Kevin Hart too. Uh.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: What is one of the things you would put on
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: your bucket list? Go camping out for one solid week? Okay,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: all right? Come on, Tommy, all right, how you like
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: your steak? Cook medium pink sound question? He asked? Right, then,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: come on, rapid Fire. Let's go here the fire. Who
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: do you admire the most living or dead? Beautiful? Come
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: all right, rapid Fire. If a movie was made of
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: your life, who would play you? Mike ELPs, not Tommy. Really,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: you're right here, he's what Steve too showing damn movie
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: The movies makes everyone look tall though he gonna walk
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: on the peach crate the whole damn When you go
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: up down stage and he's standing there with the microphone, well,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have him a little at close, all right, Steve,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: If you could trade lives with anyone for a day,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: who would it be? And why? Oh wow, that's a
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: hard one. If I could trade lines with anybody for
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: a day? For a day? Oh man, well, do you
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: know you want to be over here? Be over well?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: He wants to be you, Tommy, is that for a day?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: One thing about it? If I was you for a day,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: when I got back to me, I'd be a lot
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: more grateful that might want that bad idea? Yeah, um man,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: who would I be if I could be somebody for
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: a day. You wouldn't be Trump for a day? Oh
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: if I if I could think like me though, yeah yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: oh hell yeah, I'll be down Trump for a damn day.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Change something, thank you, thank you? Yeah, I don't forget
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the whole thing about the dumb ass wall. Yes, yeah,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: you need to say you're welcome after that, Steve, I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want to be him. I don't give a damn Barrock, uh,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos, not for a day. Get back to my
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Poe ass like you got you got a hunting thing.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: It's something billion dollars. Then you get back to me.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna feel real, Poe. Really No, I don't need
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: to go through that. Huh No, Okay, what is your
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: favorite joke that I've ever heard? Oh? Just your favorite? Oh? Oh,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: my favorite joke I've ever written? Period? He best joke
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I've ever written, man, I would say the joke that
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: has meant the most. Two jokes have meant the most
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: to my career. The joke that I did on Apollo
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: the first night which caused him to bring me back
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: when Mike Tyson got hit in the eye. And then
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: what I did as a joke, but it turned out
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to be one of the most relevant pieces I wrote.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: It was an introductional yeah, I knew that one. Those
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: two jokes were life last for me. Come on, Carla
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: are five mode? That was better than that? Okay, Junior,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: what's what's okay? Each one of y'all? What's y'all favorite
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: joke I've ever done? I think hands yeah, will it
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Turners will evaluate? Wait a minute, when it Turner spoke
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: to all of America. But but I do like, oh,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Jake I oh Jake the raker rule the piece the
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: after Titanic. The Titanic was good and had wonderful wonder Yes, yes, wonderful.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Black people just have a couple of days. Yes we did. Y. Yeah,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: you've got man Michael Clark getting paid when he made
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: ten million dollars because I was on him about being
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: a planet in the eighth When I asked Mike Comma,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: he said ten million dollars. I was, I said, for
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: four million. Have you ever seen I'd be such such
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: a good monkey? Black people be shame of mynn look
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: at your big little pass that you ain't got to
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: act that good or damn monkey, I'm at school doing
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: all that. Can I can I ask for something? Yeah?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Can will it turn and be our clothing remarks today? Birthday? Man? Yeah? Man,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: that'd be slick if we could play the Willie Turner bit.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I was thinking your closing remarks too, was your introduction
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: to christ that that was good? Let's play Willy if
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: we do willing nine, we do willing right now hold
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: on and then dude, dude, do the Lord at the end.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: But willing nine Lord at the end. We got something, women,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: What can I get? What you think, Carl, Yeah, what
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: can I get? You? Know? That person? To my heart,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: I don't see you do you don't come to bed
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: like you used to. But you ain't Steve. And if
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: you don't even know that, you ain't got that spark
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: in your relationship that that ain't that no more because
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: you don't come to bed like you used to. Man, Yeah,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: where you get that from? What a class? Living? Living? Watching?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: My aunt came out the back room one time. We
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: was old w and I saw what she had on.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: I said, lard, Jesus, no wonder my uncle don't like her.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I can't stand he used to get drunk and be old.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I can't stand, I said, Man, I like him. Clears
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: that class. She came out the bedroom one n I went, man, Man,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: she had a hunting out fit. Head rapped up man
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: camel and thick socks and flattened the robe that had
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: a little knight in the front of it. Because you
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: and she had gained so much weight you couldn't make
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: a boat no more. Man. She looked crazy, had some
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: cream on face. I said, man, wow, Man, I feel
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: bad more, I said, Man, I was. I was nine,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: and I realized I said he should leave her relationship.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Do you don't need to go through this? Sh was
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: always deep. I know my uncle, I said, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't stand her, asked, I said, man, Claire knight On
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  Speaker 1: Claire came out that back room one night. I went,
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  Speaker 1: I see it. Ye can't be happy. All right, look
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  Speaker 1: we got we'll be back. It's Steve's birthday. Boy. He's
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  Speaker 1: telling us a lot of great stories today, as we
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  Speaker 1: love for him to do. We'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show on Steve's birthday right after. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve and your birthday,
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  Speaker 1: we've been celebrating all morning. Yes, happy birthday. You know
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  Speaker 1: we love you and we love asking you rapid fire
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  Speaker 1: questions just to get to know you a little better.
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  Speaker 1: We know you, bud. Sometimes you know you want your audience.
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  Speaker 1: Are all right, Carl, start this one off, rapid fire.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. What is your biggest addiction? Man? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it was cigars. Cigars, man, it was like cigars, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it was that got taken from me. So back,
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  Speaker 1: I told my wife today. So she said, I can
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  Speaker 1: smoke a cigar on my birthday. So I'm waiting till
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow at my birthday party to smoke my cigar. And
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  Speaker 1: then I said, baby, I'm gonna go down to one
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  Speaker 1: cigar month. She said, Nosty, you're gonna just stop all
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  Speaker 1: together and stop talking about when you get on your
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  Speaker 1: boat trip this year, how you gonna don't say nothing
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  Speaker 1: to you. I said, baby, that when I get on
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  Speaker 1: that boat this year, don't say nothing to me now,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm now I'm gonna smoking a cigar on the
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  Speaker 1: boat a bunch. So we y'all pray for me that
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  Speaker 1: that happened, so after till summer. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus the
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  Speaker 1: man watching. Yeah, I ain't gonna what else you'll guy?
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  Speaker 1: All right, U, do you have a song that reminds
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  Speaker 1: you of a relationship? And if so, whist adore until
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  Speaker 1: the end of time. I'll be there for you. You
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  Speaker 1: are my heart and mind. I truly adore you. And
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  Speaker 1: if God one day struck me blind your beauty, I
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  Speaker 1: would still see. Love is too weak to define just
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  Speaker 1: what you mean to me. That is me and Marjorie
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  Speaker 1: jam singing. All right, here's my question. Your favorite time
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  Speaker 1: of day morning, noon or night? Morning? I love morning
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  Speaker 1: to morning person, I love waking up. Man, I love
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  Speaker 1: waking up for the sun. Come up. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 1: know that, alright, tell me, come on, who three hours
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  Speaker 1: are quickie? Two three hours is like too much that anymore? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That just says really man, I mean I got to
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  Speaker 1: go to work. She probably want to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: But quickies ain't really you know, I need a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of time in a quickie. So for the two
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  Speaker 1: three hours, Nah, ain't nobody doing all twenty anymore? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm throwing a marathon on you. But there ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be no three hours right, all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: What was the last film you watched? I just saw it. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I just saw it Green Book. No, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that is, the war movie about these prisoners they
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  Speaker 1: got saved by this raid that they made. I can't
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  Speaker 1: thank Kirk on Netflix. I just saw it. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. All right, we'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show, all right, guys in entertainment news today is
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  Speaker 1: fabulously a January seventeenth, and you know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: It is our fearless leader, Steve Harvey's birthday. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of the greatest players ever came out the game easy,
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  Speaker 1: somebody gotta do it. Might is way me two years old.
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  Speaker 1: Look at all the people that were born on your
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  Speaker 1: birthday though. Besides, we love our Tasha, Carla's baby. It
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  Speaker 1: is her birthday as well. She's man, same time, is
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  Speaker 1: moving get good? I know She's still a baby to us.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, still many people were born on this day, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you Betty White, Yeah, ninety seven years old today,
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  Speaker 1: Betty White, Well, our first lady forever, first lady. Michelle Obama.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh uh birthday, birthday. I didn't I didn't know this.
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  Speaker 1: D Wade, Dwayne Waite, d wait, I want his game.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know this, right, Jay Carl, you know we
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  Speaker 1: love us, made a whole family represent Yeah, little John Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know that kid, Rob. But in the list though, well,
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  Speaker 1: we'll tell me you're gonna like this one. James Earl Jones, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: this is yes. Marie pob you are yes. Jim Carrey's
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  Speaker 1: talented right there. Yeah, that's what we is. Shop. We
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  Speaker 1: are seated. Shaba ranks Earth the kid, yeah, and of
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  Speaker 1: course the Late k the greatest of all times. Muhammad Ali,
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  Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, wait a minute, discovered in electricity Benjamin
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  Speaker 1: frank for Capricorns sitting up in here dog. If it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't for capric are you for real? You know? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. If it wasn't out for Capricorns, y'all would
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  Speaker 1: be in the dog and you would all be lost.
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  Speaker 1: All right? You believe that, y'all. I'm telling you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus's Birthday d Summer twenty filth. Know what that make
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  Speaker 1: Kemp Capricorn, tell me if it wasn't for him, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you wouldn't be in the dog and you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be lost? Damn Benjamin frank he's saying, let that be
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  Speaker 1: not make a light? Yes, I wouldn't even know what
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  Speaker 1: light was. So that's how you feel to be born,
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  Speaker 1: to have such amongst this great company. That's the greatest
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  Speaker 1: sign of them. You can't talk the list. If Jesus's Capcorn,
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  Speaker 1: who you got? Yeah? I mean, we pick a side.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you when you're right now, and okay, Steve
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  Speaker 1: your pick, I go give me Jesus who you Finn
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  Speaker 1: to pick? Jordan? Go ahead? Who you on? Tiger Woods?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Get him give me Kevin Hart. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I got. Oh, y'all cancels, Yeah, we canceled. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I got. Grast cancer, I know. Oh all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: We will be back with closing remarks from the one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening morning show. Steve, it's your birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: We've had a great time with you, getting to know
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  Speaker 1: you again. Uh, just having fun with you TV and
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  Speaker 1: you laughing with you all day because normally you're off
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  Speaker 1: on your birthday, so this is a treat for us
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  Speaker 1: as well. I always take off on my birthday. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got too many jobs. Now I'm working on my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing TV today too. So wow, Well we're glad
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  Speaker 1: you're here. Happy birthday, Steve. Yeah, I appreciate y'all. Can't
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  Speaker 1: say something to y'all thing I appreciate, really, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Man for supporting me, for standing with me over the years,
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  Speaker 1: for making me look good, for allowing me to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: move you you all adapt y'alls to schedule around mine
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times. I just appreciate it Man, to
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  Speaker 1: have great friends, to work with, people that you enjoy
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  Speaker 1: working with is a pleasure every day that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: coming to work with a group of people I don't
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  Speaker 1: like and having a good time with that'd be ugly.
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  Speaker 1: I fire you so fun, God, I will, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't had to do that because y'all, y'all been real
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  Speaker 1: supportive and good to me over the years. It's been
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  Speaker 1: great than we're loving. Man, happy birthday. But can I
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  Speaker 1: tell you, man, thank you for shure us how to live? Man? Yeah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: no more apologies, Steve, Yeah, you know what, and surely
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  Speaker 1: may that clear. I'm not gonna do that anymore. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna apologize. I'm not gonna apologize for God blessing
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  Speaker 1: me now. I avoided it because I didn't want to,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I didn't want people to say, why you
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  Speaker 1: always throwing that in our face? Because I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you do. Man. People, they they're strong out there
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  Speaker 1: with that hate. But I gotta remember that hate is
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  Speaker 1: just louder than love. It's not stronger. And if you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's out there, how can you imagine having it.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to imagine something that you have and you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to imagine. So I should be okay
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  Speaker 1: with showing my fans and my people aspirational living that look, man,
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  Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business, and he has blessings
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  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, he has no respective persons. He did
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  Speaker 1: it for you. He could do it for someone, man,
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  Speaker 1: And what's for you? It's for you anyway, the same
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  Speaker 1: way he's gonna bless someone. But he has the power
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  Speaker 1: to give you the desires of your heart. But you
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: have not caused your ass. Now you got to get
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: to asking. But one of your one of your most famous,
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  Speaker 1: famous comedy things that you've ever done on stage was
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  Speaker 1: introducing Christ. If you could introduce Christ, he would do
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  Speaker 1: it like this. The two most compelling bits that changed
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  Speaker 1: my entire career was the first time I appeared on
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  Speaker 1: showtime at de Apolo and I wrote the joke about
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson getting in the fight with the heavyweight fighter
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  Speaker 1: Mitch Green in a store in Harlem and he hit
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  Speaker 1: Mitch Green in the eye yea. And I wrote the
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: joke about Mitch Green. There was interviewing Mitch Green and
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  Speaker 1: his eye didn't like the way he was telling it,
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  Speaker 1: so his eye took over the interview and that was
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  Speaker 1: a great And then my second career changing but life
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  Speaker 1: altering joke was in h don't trip. He ain't through
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  Speaker 1: with me yet when I did the introduction to Christ.
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  Speaker 1: That yeah, that's gonna be my closing remarks today. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so thank y'all for the happy birthday. I'm gonna be
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: at work all day today. Thank y'all. We just gonna
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  Speaker 1: play this and let it run us own out. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: have a great weekend. I'm gonna be clowning just for
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  Speaker 1: I just do one birthday. My wife got some stuff
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  Speaker 1: planning that I don't didn't agree with, but it's done now,
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  Speaker 1: and you know I gotta act happy about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, this is my introduction to Christ. If
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  Speaker 1: I had the pleasure of bringing out Christ, this is
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  Speaker 1: just how I would do it. It ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: be the way you do it. You might not think
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  Speaker 1: it's just right, but this is how I would do it.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. It is my honor to introduce a
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  Speaker 1: man who needs no introduction. His credits are too long
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  Speaker 1: to list. He has done the impossible time after time.
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  Speaker 1: He had out of a major in Bethel, had Jerusalem
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  Speaker 1: by way of Heaven. His mother is still headlining in
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  Speaker 1: the Capitolic church. Today he's gat It's the author of
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: a book that has been on the best seller list
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  Speaker 1: since the beginning of time. He holds the record for
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  Speaker 1: the wall free its fish fry. He five thousand hundred
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  Speaker 1: souls with two fish, five loads of bread. He can
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  Speaker 1: walk on water, turn water into wine. No special effects,
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  Speaker 1: no camera tricks. He has a head shot on every
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  Speaker 1: church fan across the curtain. Evening before the Keys of Comedy,
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  Speaker 1: he was held the key of all kings on the universe.
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  Speaker 1: O for and adinger beginning and the right and the
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