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Marjorie Harvey and Johnny Gill Stop By - 09.15.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: to me, true good to Steve Hardy listening to me
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  Speaker 1: Bobby joining me? Have say do turn out to go? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know you gotta turn you to turn out, turn lobby,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn turn water wanter, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it? Uh huh I show
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  Speaker 1: well a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay today you know this week,
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  Speaker 1: I've just been on it, so today is no different
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. I'm telling you, I've just
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  Speaker 1: reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the principles of success.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more determined to help and guide and teach as
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  Speaker 1: many people as I can the things that I've learned.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, man, I've been through it. I have
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  Speaker 1: really been through it. I kid you not. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I used to say, okay, god, you know why is
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  Speaker 1: all this happening to me? But as I uh, I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten older, I understand that was the ingredients. I needed
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients to be this cake. I needed all those
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  Speaker 1: ingredients stirred up. I need all of that different flavors,
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that I didn't think tastes so good. All
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  Speaker 1: that stuff had to come into the bowl in order
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  Speaker 1: for me to get to where I am today. As
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  Speaker 1: much as I did not like the taste of the ingredients,
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  Speaker 1: little did I know, God was making this cake, not me.
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  Speaker 1: But what he did was and you've heard you the
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  Speaker 1: old saying God could turn lemons lemons into lemonade. Well
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  Speaker 1: that's what he was doing now. At the time, it
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  Speaker 1: all had a little funky lemonade lemony flavor to it,
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  Speaker 1: with some other stuff in it too. I didn't care
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  Speaker 1: for it. But little did I know, Little did I know,
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  Speaker 1: that I needed everything that happened to me to happen
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  Speaker 1: to me in the exact order that had happened, in
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  Speaker 1: the exact array of things that happened for me to
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  Speaker 1: have a knowledge I have today, the experience, the attitude,
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  Speaker 1: but so I could turn around and share that information. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got that out the way. I learned this. This, This
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  Speaker 1: is what I want to give to you today. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand something that discipline determines your destiny,
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  Speaker 1: not your desire. Discipline determined your destiny, not your desire.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard me say this how many times on the show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go again, Steve, I got it. Faith without
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  Speaker 1: works it's dead. But let me tell you something. To
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  Speaker 1: be a hard worker, you got to be disciplined. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get through
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  Speaker 1: to my sons that an undisciplined man is headed to
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  Speaker 1: a life of justice. I can't even tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna throw yourself down a cliff if you're not
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  Speaker 1: a young man or a man that possesses discipline. Because
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  Speaker 1: they got something for undisciplined people. They got some street
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  Speaker 1: laws for undisciplined people, and they got some federal laws
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  Speaker 1: and state laws for undisciplined people. That's why them signs
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  Speaker 1: is outside on the freeway, We're gonna let you go fast,
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  Speaker 1: but seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough? Really, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave your
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  Speaker 1: house at the time you're supposed to leave your house.
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  Speaker 1: Seventy miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're
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  Speaker 1: an undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal to
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  Speaker 1: leave your house on time, to make to get ready
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  Speaker 1: to go where you want to go, see the desires
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  Speaker 1: where you want to go. The discipline is how you
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  Speaker 1: get there. You know, you understand. You can wanna go
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  Speaker 1: to see your family in California all you want, But
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  Speaker 1: the flight leaves at one eighteen. You leave your house
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  Speaker 1: at twenty or thirty. They told you you must check
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  Speaker 1: in one hour before your flight. Now, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got the discipline to get to the airport to check
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  Speaker 1: in one hour before your flight, leaving your house forty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes, be vo the flight departs, what you think
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Your desire to go see your family in
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  Speaker 1: l A Is going to be thwarted because you lack
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  Speaker 1: the discipline to prepare yourself and get yourself ready to
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  Speaker 1: do the things that you have to do to make
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  Speaker 1: your desires come true. I'm telling you discipline determines your destiny,
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  Speaker 1: not your desire. You can write down a list of
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  Speaker 1: stuff you want to do all day, but if you
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  Speaker 1: don't produce and show the discipline necessary to get there.
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  Speaker 1: What you think gonna happen? Huh. Okay, I want to
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  Speaker 1: be rich. Okay, I want to make four hundred thousand
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  Speaker 1: in a year. Okay, I want to be the best
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  Speaker 1: player that there is. Okay, but you all want practice.
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  Speaker 1: See the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,
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  Speaker 1: the shooting jumpers when everybody going home, that's the guy
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be the best. The guy that puts us
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  Speaker 1: and that's never late for practice, the guy that's ready
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  Speaker 1: to play book. That's the guy that's gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the guy that's gonna make not the guy that's
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  Speaker 1: talking crack I stalk the next smack. I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl, I'm gonna make the All Star Team.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be All American. That's that's just what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can say a lot of stuff, but
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  Speaker 1: discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. So now let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about this discipline. What is that really, Steve, that's
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  Speaker 1: your work ethic, that's your hunger, that's that's your will
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  Speaker 1: that that's what you do. That's how hard you're willing
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  Speaker 1: to demonstrate. See it's a live demonstration. Now, discipline is
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  Speaker 1: how hard you're willing to demonstrate the attributes and the
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  Speaker 1: traits to be what you want to be. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear me? It is your willingness to conduct yourself in
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  Speaker 1: a manner that is above and beyond what they what
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  Speaker 1: what they say is necessary. Okay, let me see if
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  Speaker 1: I can come up with an example for that. So
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  Speaker 1: I was watching the NFL Combines on TV. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is a good example right here. Now. You can want
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  Speaker 1: to be in the NFL all you want, but they
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  Speaker 1: got this thing called the NFL Combines where they bring
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  Speaker 1: in some of the top players at every position to
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  Speaker 1: come and they're gonna run a forty yard dash, They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a standing broad jump, They're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: standing vertical leap. Uh, They're gonna do drills, running drills,
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  Speaker 1: cutting drills. They can determine if a linebacker got stiff
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  Speaker 1: hips by making him back pedal, point him in one
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  Speaker 1: direction and throw the football in another direction. How does
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  Speaker 1: he turn his body? Now you can say you can
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody that your college you want to play pro football.
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  Speaker 1: You tell everybody your high school, you tell him in Peewee,
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  Speaker 1: you wanna play pro football. But they got tests for
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  Speaker 1: you though. It's called the combines. Now you get out
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  Speaker 1: here and you have a bad combine day, Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: trying to hear that. Let me tell you how excuses
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  Speaker 1: don't work with people when they're just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: when they're trying to win. In the NFL, the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you had a bad day at the combine and
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  Speaker 1: you don't run your best forties and you just keep
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  Speaker 1: telling them you could do better, they don't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna pay you
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  Speaker 1: for is to play on Sunday. And that's one of
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  Speaker 1: your bad days. Now, we were paying you to play
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  Speaker 1: on Sundays, but because you keep having these bad days,
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  Speaker 1: because you ain't discipline enough to put in the work
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that your maximum can be put can
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  Speaker 1: be called upon at any time. Now you have to
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  Speaker 1: combine with some slow times that go on your record.
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  Speaker 1: You have to combine you don't jump as high as
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  Speaker 1: you did when you was at the gym class. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, man, this is show day now in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday is show day. What they can't run the risk
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  Speaker 1: of is paying you your money and your bad day
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  Speaker 1: happen to be on Sundays after we didn't cut your check. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for people who limit them bad days, who
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  Speaker 1: got the discipline to work hard, to make an effort
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  Speaker 1: for you. Understand what I'm saying to your folks. Please
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  Speaker 1: understand this. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. You
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  Speaker 1: you can, you can want it all you want. But
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't working, if you ain't grinding, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't greeting your teeth, if you ain't hurting, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere got to chill,
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  Speaker 1: you got to have a cold, one, you got to
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  Speaker 1: smoke one, you always, you gotta do all them. Things.
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  Speaker 1: Can't tell you something you ain't gonna make it. Discipline
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  Speaker 1: determines your destiny, not your desires. You're listening to ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girl people from listening all around
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  Speaker 1: the world. You are listening to the greatest morning show
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  Speaker 1: in the land. Today's show is dedicated to Tommy and
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  Speaker 1: anybody else that's stupid. Congratulations Tommy, this is your day,
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  Speaker 1: Your day, baby, Tommy and anybody else that's stupid. Now
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  Speaker 1: am I calling you stupid. No I'm not. But if
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  Speaker 1: this has applied to you or offended you, this is
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  Speaker 1: probably for you. Yeah, what's up, Hey, Hey Steve? Happy
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  Speaker 1: stupid day? Yeah calling hey Steve, what's up? Happy Friday?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Morning up? And the man who is all
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to nephew Tommy first class stupid reporting his artist. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: full star general, your first class, first class party, the
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  Speaker 1: top of the military. You got balls, badges, sharp shooter emblems, everything,
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  Speaker 1: You're the most decorated. He just got it listed private
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  Speaker 1: first class, like you just come out of boot camp
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  Speaker 1: with your stupid at let's get it. Yeah. So the
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  Speaker 1: cleanup has begun. Uh in the country. Uh still praying
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  Speaker 1: for people. Uh, there's so many people have been displaced.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta remember the folks. Even though the waters
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  Speaker 1: are starting to you know, received still a lot of
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  Speaker 1: displaced people. But man, don't forget about the people in
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  Speaker 1: the Caribbeans, y'all, because they really were wiped out. I
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  Speaker 1: was looking at St. Thomas, Man, it's gone. I forgot
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  Speaker 1: to speak to food number two coming loud and late.
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  Speaker 1: But my buddy I was talking to a couple of
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  Speaker 1: times and everybody. Yeah, so you know, it's it's been tough, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's been really really tough for a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: in the Caribbean. Man St. Thomas's white, The Martin is gone,
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  Speaker 1: the same. Montain is gone. Real bad. Not gone, but
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  Speaker 1: it's really really bad. I mean, you know, they were
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  Speaker 1: doing a thing last night on Anderson Cooper three sixty.
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  Speaker 1: It looks so barren because all the leaves are gone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you know your home is gone. So
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  Speaker 1: like they were saying yesterday, they said water everywhere, but
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  Speaker 1: not you need to drink drinking water, right, and that's bad.
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  Speaker 1: And what they're doing is they're going the water is contaminated,
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  Speaker 1: so they're going to get that water like in buckets
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and using that to flush their toilets and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. So it's a yeah, it's easy, snakes
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff and water. Man, this horrible tire situation,
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  Speaker 1: it really really is. So you know, there's still work
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  Speaker 1: to be done. But as people start to you know,
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  Speaker 1: put their lives back together, go back down to the
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  Speaker 1: Keys and and see what's left. I saw a group
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  Speaker 1: down in the Keys jumping the water and was swimming
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  Speaker 1: and had a beer. Yeah, they just said, hey, let's
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  Speaker 1: toe up down here, but we're gonna get it back
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  Speaker 1: to what it used to be. And that's just the
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  Speaker 1: spirit of some people. Man, the human spirit is incredibly resilient.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all keep your head up, keep you looking for
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  Speaker 1: the bright side. Alright, alright, alright, something funny with None
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  Speaker 1: of your Darn Business coming up. It's stupid day. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I like dedicated to Tommy and the sid. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: This segment is called none of your Darn Business. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Please explain. Okay, it's very easy. You need to stay
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  Speaker 1: out other people's business. You see something going on that
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  Speaker 1: don't bother you, that don't concern you. Basically instance, you
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  Speaker 1: see somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks, Daniels, just take
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  Speaker 1: it right on the end, you know what it and
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  Speaker 1: they take it. Then your damn your name anyway they
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  Speaker 1: put your names on away. Yeah, you don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that person going to. Let them have that call. They
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  Speaker 1: got some mold back there. It's fourteen dollars a cup, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let him that your name. Your name name is on
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  Speaker 1: the cop, don't change inside the cup. You don't and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't but an eight cent loss to star. Write
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  Speaker 1: it off, write it off. You want to tell you
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  Speaker 1: what you know? If it's the fifteen huh and you
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  Speaker 1: go to your mailbox, uh, and you see somebody else
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  Speaker 1: opening somebody else's checks, none of your damn bat You
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  Speaker 1: know if you know the check coming, ain't totally gonna
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  Speaker 1: take the money they did when you get Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: had you at the mall. Uh Huh. You see your
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  Speaker 1: best friend's wife huh, switch cars to get out of
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  Speaker 1: her car and get in another car and they drive off.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't none of my dad. That ain't ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do with me. You know, she might be test driving.
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  Speaker 1: But your best friend, though you're not gonna we're still
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  Speaker 1: best friend. That's how we're gonna stay. We're still That
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  Speaker 1: ain't your business. And other people, Yeah, this happened to
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  Speaker 1: me before. If I'm standing in line at the bank, huh,
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  Speaker 1: and I go up there and I and I'll give
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  Speaker 1: her a withdrawal slip, and she give me too much money? Right,
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  Speaker 1: that is none of my damn did count your blessings
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  Speaker 1: and go home. Don't excuse me. Yeah, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: into a whole lot now, you that extra time walk
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  Speaker 1: away and that ain't your bill. I hate to say
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  Speaker 1: that's stealing. Okay, no, that's not stealing. Gave it to him.
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  Speaker 1: The money was given to him. But it's not your money.
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  Speaker 1: It is. I didn't slide her a note. I slived
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  Speaker 1: her withdraw a leg. Now how much you put in
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  Speaker 1: now that's none of my bist Now if it's not enough,
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  Speaker 1: it's my bill. There's too much, No, but I just
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  Speaker 1: I won't spend it for your fine. That's going right here.
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  Speaker 1: You at work and you know one of your co
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  Speaker 1: workers arms is unting, I mean kicking, smoking, tint your business.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't sit in that stump, get away point your
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  Speaker 1: friend towards that. Why they they're going through something, just
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  Speaker 1: like that coffee stealer over that other like hot gars
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  Speaker 1: they got with you. You wouldn't slude over there, you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't anything. And when you in the parking lot
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  Speaker 1: and you see somebody back and do another and I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about eating good. But then they look up and
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  Speaker 1: see you and they drive right down. Now, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: get there like that. You know that you forgot to
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  Speaker 1: me information that's nothing. You wouldn't get your ass gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in the witness protection program called the police. What
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  Speaker 1: you came for. I'm at it. I'm at the dinner table.
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  Speaker 1: But the dinner table next to me got about eight
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  Speaker 1: people that having dinner. They didn't order wine and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I know the way to from the wrack of a
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  Speaker 1: big till they leave two hundred dollars on the table
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  Speaker 1: for the waiter. The bus board come by and slide
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  Speaker 1: the two hundred in his pocket. Will look at me,
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  Speaker 1: and I just threw both my hands up. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: none of my damn being right, That ain't none of
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  Speaker 1: my damn dog money. But you know he didn't got tired.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't moved up to wait to wait again. He's
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  Speaker 1: been busting them tables. Man, Seeing all that money on
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  Speaker 1: that table, Yeah, he's tired of it. You had a
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: football game. You're in the middle of the row. Hot dogs, hell,
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs. Hell. A man six people down order the
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  Speaker 1: hot dog. The hot dog get past. Before we get
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  Speaker 1: to the man, somebody else eat it into it. You
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  Speaker 1: know it's going down. He had already been into it.
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  Speaker 1: Hot dog man. Gotta make him nothing. I got one.
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  Speaker 1: You have seven leven right, you're in the back where
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  Speaker 1: they have the drinks soldas right. You see somebody get
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  Speaker 1: a drink drinking, Get a drink drinking, get another drink drinking.
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  Speaker 1: And they go up to the counter with a full
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  Speaker 1: cup and say, I had one, Solda, how does that
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  Speaker 1: concern you? Down? Three in the back over all, three
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  Speaker 1: of them an't nothing to do with you, manual own
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  Speaker 1: damn minutes. Man, you're not gonna tell the guy at
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  Speaker 1: the cash register. You're not gonna say anything. New guy,
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  Speaker 1: you got one? You number three in line at the
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  Speaker 1: A T M machine. One guy lead, a second guy
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  Speaker 1: step up. It says on the screen, would you like
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  Speaker 1: another transaction? Which means the last guy did not clear out?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He didn't finish his transaction.
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  Speaker 1: So this man go back in this man bank account
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  Speaker 1: and get to and I'm watching it. But that ain't
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  Speaker 1: not of my damn bad really yeah stuff that not really?
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  Speaker 1: You kind of left your bank account open. Really, you know,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you get yourself involved, you get hurt. They that ain't
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  Speaker 1: your business. We'll get you hurt, all right. Coming up next,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: the Nephews run that prank. Back right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have today's headlines. But
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and run
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: that prank back. Are going to run that prank? But
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  Speaker 1: surely that's what we're going to do. I'm sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to sell. Your kid is too fat? You're baby
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  Speaker 1: too fat? You got sometimes you gotta tell people, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: look him in the you gotta see it. Your baby
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  Speaker 1: too fat? Who come fat? Your baby too fat? Run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Cathy. Please, um,
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  Speaker 1: this is ft Hi Cathy, this is Curvy. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: the the owner at the daycare, Mine's daycare when your
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: son comes. Alright, I'm sure you're a familiar with my wife, Anita.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: All right, how are you doing today? Good? Oh, how's
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: a little little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some infra nations. I was I
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: was Divine doing at home? Is he? Is he eating
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: properly at home? When you say eating. What do you mean?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, is he getting uh meals every time he's
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: supposed to get them while he's at home. Yeah, he's
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no situation
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: where you guys may be a shortage of food or
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: anything like that. Are you uh a short as the food? No, sir,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and look Levins too. Have you looked at the comparison
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: of two year olds the majority of two year olds
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: and in comparison to I guess I should say size,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: in comparison to to divine side. You mean like in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: body way body size? Yeah, I mean he's a little tall.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: You know, he wasn't a small chap when his barney
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: was ten pounds. But no, he's on the scale of
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: right where he should be. He's just a little, you know,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: taller because Daddy is tall. But he's doing okay, So
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you're you don't think he's anywhere in the in the
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: ballpark of of of of obesity at two you mean fat?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't want to be blunt. But but
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your son.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Let me just say, on a Sunday, I'm relaxed, and
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: we're talking about you think my son is a little
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: overweight or what he's what's the problem. Well, I mean,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I think he's fat, you know, and and and the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: problem I'm think I'm noticing the records of everything that's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait, we need to back up to
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: you think he's sat. I've never spoken to you, Mr Kirby.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Is that what she said? My name is Kirby. Okay,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: so every morning that I dropped him off for a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: year and I give my daycare money. Ms Benita has
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: never said anything about his eating habits. So you're telling
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: me that you think my son is fat with him,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: you deal with him on a daily basis. I don't
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: deal with him on a daily basis. What I'm looking
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: at as records that showing me that he's eating way
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: more than the rest of anybody at the daycare. And
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: not only that he's drinking probably a gallon of milk
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: a day. In the milk, y'all only get snacks two
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: times a day, and he's there only for breakfast and lunch,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and how in the hell is he drinking a gallon
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: of milk? And if he is, ma'am. But all I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: know is this. No, No, I'm blown away by this
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: because you're calling me on a Sunday, calling my damn
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: child fat. That's the problem. And your wife has never
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: said a damn thing. Never has she said one thing
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to me in a year when she collected my damn
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: daycare money. She ain't said my son is eating y'all
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: at a house at home. Okay, Well, you know my
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: wife is a different person, and she tries to be
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals with me.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Mr Kirby. I've never met you, never met you on
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is that I know tomorrow if you're gonna be trying
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to drop your son off, I am gonna drop him off.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I am don't know. No, that's that's kind of the
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling you. Now. Here's what we can
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: do here. Either you can keep him at home. No,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not keeping him at home. My husband works and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I work. I'm dropping my damn son off at six
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and he like I do every morning because if we
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: can't get him, if you really want to get on
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the side, because obviously you ain't the one that need
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to be talking to me, because if you're not there
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: every day and I deal with your wife, I'm telling
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you that your son is too big to be is
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: coming every morning if that's the case, and if he's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: eating at a house at home, I'll send him some extra,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But what I paid my money for is what you're
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: gonna feed him for to full meals and two snacks.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And if he needs extra, I'll put some in his bag.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: But he's drinking a gallon of milk a day? Are
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you looking there? I don't care. There's no way possible
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: that he can drink a gallon the milk a day.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Here's here's here's the deal. I don't want you to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: have to stop bringing your son now, and I'm not
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm not. Here's my second alternative. I will put
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: him on a diet. Okay, I'll give him an apple
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: in the day. You ain't no, damn you are you
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: from the health food from I will I will give
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: him an apple and a glass of water in the morning.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And I'll give him an apple and a glass of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: water in the evening and then you guys can feed
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: him when he gets home. You must be certified in
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the food program, especially if you're sitting the pare telling
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: me my damn son is go on a diet and
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: he's not drinking no water and no apple. He needs
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: a full snack. If the other kids is having an
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: apple and water, then that's what you better be serving him.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But if that ain't the case, in hell, no, he
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: better get the full snack. So if that's Graham crackers
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: and apple juice, well, damn it, that's what my son
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: better be getting. And if he won't extra, he better
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm listening all I'm trying to tell you
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: your son drink too much. Drink well, well, whoa you
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: need to back at the top. I know you did
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: not cussing me. I know you do not read. Need
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to cut to me. Let me tell you you ain't
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: got to worry about it. We don't have nothing else
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to talking about. My husband, me, your wife, and everybody
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that working at damn daycare better be there in the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: morning because that's six thirty. We're gonna be there and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: my one he's coming um week and he gonna eat
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: all week. If he walked two gallons of milk, he
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: gonna drink it. If he walked two plates of food,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: said them good money to come to that daycare. So
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you don't bring your child up there. But I'm gonna
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: have to put him on some swim fast. Now I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: will put your child on swim fast. I was trying
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: not to give him suspected, but I will ask give
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: him some slim fast, and you're gonna get a slim
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: fast swopping. I'm gonnahop y'all that whoever gave it to him,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: whoever gave it to him, they gonna get a slim
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fast slipping all the little kids that they have some
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: slim fast. If he getting some, he better eat whatever
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: they eat. And if they eating steak, well damn it,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: he better have something too. If we had steak, he
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: probably eat the whole damn cow. He didn't care. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: pay for it, but he's been like getting up slim fast.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I will shut it down about my child. I got
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: something else you need to know about your shot. What
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the else do I need to know? Besides you think
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: my son is over? Wait? What the delf, can you
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: tell me today? I need to tell you this. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: need to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend Lucresia got me
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: to prank on call you. What did you just say?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? This is nephew tom Me
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell your girlfriend Lucresia got
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. I'm gonna be said
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: to that. She No, I don't play about my nemn
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: son at all. That's my only son. I don't play
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: about him. I'm gonna be the is she there? It's
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: on after this, It's just all it is on. Hey,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, baby,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest that I mean, the
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: It's on. I hope you can hear me whereever you
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: at laughing. It's all who put enough for you? But Tomas,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: this is it. You did not tell your uncle that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson came to see the plague. I did in
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the world. Jenney Jackson going to see Tom Hardyside Johnny Foods.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It was for real. It was, so tell him what happened. Tommy.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to feel like a group yance. I didn't.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You don't hate. You didn't get a picture. Group. You're
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: telling that she did and you didn't get a picture.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You don't have no proof. Can we can we call Jenny?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and call. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is a serious story out of Chicago.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: A young lady named Kanika Jenkins. She's nineteen years old
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and like I said, she's from Chicago. She was discovered
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: dead inside a walk in freezer at a hotel on
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning, a day after she disappeared from a party
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: she went to with friends. Police believe that miss Jenkins
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: was likely drunk and went into the freezer and died inside.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: A spokesperson for the Medical Examiner's office said it was
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: not initially clear whether foul play was suspected, but an
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: autopsy was done on Sunday. The exact cause of jenkins
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: death has not been determined as of yet, and uh yet,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: that has not kept thousands and thousands of online commenters
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: from accusing and making threats against people they think set
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Jenkins up and then attacked her. Much of the speculation
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is based on a live stream video on Facebook that
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: was apparently broadcast from a hotel room shortly before Miss
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Jenkins disappeared. Now. For the hotel surveillance video, Jenkins is
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: seen to be intoxicated near the front desk at four
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a m. Her friends called her mother to say they
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: lost track of her at the hotel. There is so
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: much more to this story, and police have not ruled
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: anything out. Authority said it could be weeks before we
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: know exactly how um Miss Jenkins died, and they have
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: warned that inaccurate information is going around discussions on social media.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Many are partly blaming her friends. Was she sexually assaulted?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: According to the Chicago Tribune, this is a conversation that
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: parents have tried to have with teenagers since the beginning
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: of time, and the one that young people are all
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: all too often. That's really sad. Yeah, that's really really sad.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I feel horrible for her parents and and her real
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: friends and for her. I mean, this is the first
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: time hearing of it too. I haven't I've just been working. Sorry,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: this is the first time hearing of it. This is horrible, man,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, young people man, we have got to be
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: more alert. And I know you get tired of hearing
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: your parents telling you this, watch yourself, be careful who
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: you running with. Mama, I got it, I got it.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: But sometimes, man, you know, an ouncer prevention, it's worth
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a pound to cure it, just is man, And I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: employ young people to be mindful, you know, especially especially
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: when you're drinking. Listen, this is what I have to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: tell all my sons. If you're drinking and you feel something,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: that's just the that's the beginning. Don't stop drinking because
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the rest of it that you've been swallowing ain't even
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: in the blood system yet. So if you're drinking and
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you feel something and you go, I just want to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: be a little bit more buzz, all you gotta do
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: is stop because what you didn't just swallowed ain't even
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: gotten the blood system. You're gonna be a little bit
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: more buzz. But if you if you don't understand, man,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that this drinking man just leads to just I feel
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: so badly for this girl in a horrible way. And
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: people know when you're drinking and when when they can
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: take advantage of you, and that's what they pray on.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: So you have to be on your guard. And another
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: thing too. Friends, when you go out together, stay together,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: just party together. Don't let your girl go off with
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: a guy or a group alone. No, girl, where are
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you going? What you're doing? No? We came together, we
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: stay together, We go home together. That has to be
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: your motto. You know, our prayers are for um. This
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: is such a sad story and we'll keep you updated.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: So hey, Also, everybody, let's let's not forget. You know,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the water is what sure, it's receding. How do you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: spell received time? And you don't need that word to
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: your vacabit and need to do I okay, let's let
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: that go because you're about to start a whole another Steve,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: this is his day. Don't be too hard shot, but
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: that's what. But he's doing it though I dedicated this
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: day to Timmy and all other stupid people and he
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: just show up his day. I mean, he's doing it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: So Shelly, what what I'm supposed to? Just allow it
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: to flow? You gave them the day. But you can't
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: let stupidity just run rampant. You can't do it. So
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: we were talking about you know, also the water is
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: start is receding and but it's still the damage and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the aftermath of Irma is immense. Man, the clean up
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: it's just beginning. People are just going back now to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: see what's left, what they can salvage if anything. Most
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: things are just completely gone. It's it's just a test
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: of the human spirit. I was watching Anderson Cooper this woman,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: this black woman and her daughter. She was just crying
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: because her daughter wanted some water and she couldn't give
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: her no water, you know, and like Jay was saying, man,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: they don't have drinking water. All the leaves are gone.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: The same time as the island is wiped out, it's
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: wiped out St. Martin, it's wiped out that other island
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: starts with the b. Yeah, it's wiped out completely. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: mean it's gone, folks, you know. And now one LA
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: is taking some of the people from the Yeah. Yeah,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: they're taking people, like off their cruise ship and everything.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: They went over there and picked up two thousand people.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But that's you know, they're taking people, but taking the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: people where you know, they gotta they're using them on
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: their cruise ship. They're gonna put them in some hotels.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: But now that stifles what you know, they lost everything
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: just dropped off. Yeah, you are now no job, no income,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: no savings, no bank account. You can't get your money
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: because where they were is gone. Where the banks and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the hotels and all that, it's gone. Yeah, alright, coming
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: up next, Friend to the show, Family member to the show.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Johnny Kill is on the line, and we're gonna talk
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: to him right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Alright, let's go to the phones. We have
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: some information. We were talking earlier about Tommy and his
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: play Mama's Boy and how Janet Jackson came by. No
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: one believes him. I'm confused. Don't worry about it because
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you didn't do your intro. Hunh Yeah, well, don't worry
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: about it. Just Steve what you introduced. Johnny Gil he's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: calling in and he'll set the record straight. What time
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you ain't telling y'all? Is Janet Jackson like Eugene in
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the show. She didn't say damn thing about time? So
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: he is line and wait, wait, so you you know
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gil? Yes, I know Johnny Okay, okay, So where
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: is he now? He's on the pound. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: oh my god, put your hands together. One of the
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: greatest crooners in the world, a voice that you did
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: not mind to miss, The one and only Johnny Gilp.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Hey man, Johnny, I'm sorry, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Johnny.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you got drugging in this with
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: some damn Eugene. But how are you doing, brother? I'm
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: doing good, Johnny, laughing everything a little bit. That's why. Hey, Johnny, Johnny.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: First of all, how to play? Going? Man? Man? It
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: is going awesome. We've been having a great time. Who's
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: the best thing to play? Tommy or Eugene. I'm gonna
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: have to go with Tommy. That's what we needed to hear.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you lord man, Oh god, hell of a whole Johnny.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: So who do you play in the play? I played
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Kevin the Horrible Daddy, but I make it up at
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the end to because we don't want to let me
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: tell you. Jan came up the other night, just hold of,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold of Jen came. That means he knows.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: So who are you referring to, Johnny? Uh? Jan yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: See that's when you're really cool with somebody. Jane came
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: on night, so she really came to the show. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: she came, she came out. She really really enjoyed it. Uh,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, after the show, or she
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: came back, uh during intermission and she she says, Johnny
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: that Tommy is freaking hilarious. She says, everybody's so awesome.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And so afterwards, were getting ready to leave at the
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: shows that and she goes, I want to stay high
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and tell him how gritty was. Yeah, so I said,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Dan just said said you suck. Uh, But it was
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: awesome and we've been having a great time. Man, this
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: is this, Johnny, Johnny, hang on one second, man, we're
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: gonna go to break. We're gonna come right back. Man.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: This is good Johnny Gil When we come back, you're listening,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Our special guest today is one and only
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gil. He's starring in the plane MoMA's boy. Tommy's
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: in the play. And you just called into Vera by that. Yes,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson or excuse me, jan was actually which was
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a surprise phone call. Because we don't believe nothing. Eugene
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: says nothing. I actually believe this one. Well, John I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: only believe because Johnny confirmed give us the kicker. We
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: almost had a double whammy. But Tyler had to go
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to the things that Houston, you know for Houston. But
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Tyler came in with us. Then he was gonna try
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to stay and check the show out too. So you head,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Janne Tyler, Wow, yeah, were held the last Yeah yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: but one of them, but one of them great. So
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Tyler ad your media don't really do nothing for me either.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Tell y'all, man, Johnny john light side of Oh my god,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you're telling my brain curtain down at halftime. This boy brain,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: every woman is on the Shirley is exactly right. He
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: do on what he was owing. He was born to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: do this, boy, thank you, thank you. I have fun.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: It's fun, man. Every night I just have fun. But
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: every night I approach it like you know, that's what
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I do when I put the mike in my hand,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: any time I was in my mouth period, it's like
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I do it like it's my last. But I'm you know,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I just wish because I enjoy it and they don't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: have to pay me. Well, let me change that. Shut
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: your mouth, don't have to pad on. I would do
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it for nothing. Put myself what you say. I would
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: do it for nothing. But if I don't since we
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: have you on the line, you have anything to say
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: about j Anthony Brown's murdering your heads. I told day
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: that he's gonna have to talk to my lawyer. I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: told Jake, I've warned him. I've warned this several times.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I told him to have to talk to my lawyers. Right.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about jaw Jack Lily thing. If
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you haven't noticed that, yeah, you hear that. You know
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: the man again. You know who told me that? Jane
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: told me the same damn thing. You know, like that
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: said saying, next time you talk to Jane. I've been
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: calling Janet all this year. I didn't put in a
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: plea for I didn't put in a plea for it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I had to send a video tour for her to
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: come on the show. So put a word in for
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: your boy, And I'm giving you an open invitation anytime
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: you want to come, and if you buy chance, wants
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to bring damn damn boys witch because boy when they
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: was on my other talk show killed it. Let me
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: tell you something. We're going to make the announcement for
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the tour and about probably within the week two at
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the most, starting in November, We're gonna make that announcement. Uh,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: you know, tickets going on sale, and we're gonna do
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: all that and what's better place to do it than
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: over there with you and I got you, I promise
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you done deal. We're gonna figure out how to make
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: an app got you with Jane. Don't worry to me
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: and j Man, and we can make the announcement on
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the talk show. I'm coming to work in my new
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: edition outset. I'm gonna I'm gonna come out in a
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: rythom nation ouse. Hey, Johnny Gil, thank you so much. Man.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the love, man, and we will see you
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: as sanding soul in about a month. Man. That's right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: We're ready to get it on. All right, Johnny Gil,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: everybody that off. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's Strawberry letter.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the Nephews praying phone
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: called nephew, Tommy, what you've got tombstone? You'verbody gonna need
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: one tombstone? Yep, tombstone. Y'all figuring out what y'all wanta
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: wrote on y'all tombstone. No thought right now, I want
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: to have kept it pimping rises Susis Tombstone. I told
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you I was sick. I like that with you, like
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Jay Jake Man, Hell, I'm in here, Nikki gonna say
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: that last crist has gotten one crisis too minutes, Shirley,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with them? No, I don't know what you're
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: gonna say. I got some real bottles. You put on
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: yours loved just a little too minute, don't know shifted
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: your hate, you know, put on my own dear white women.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yet she loved, she loved Charley. Ya was gonna say,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see this coming. No, I'm kill Boozy
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: to be dead dad and Bush chillingly bad boy past.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: That is terrible to him though. Hey, man, I gotta
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: we gotta problem with the stuneral Homemoe let men, I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: trow something. John the messed around and put the wrong
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: name on my anty toombs so and will is to day,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and we got a problem. We gotta get rectified. Man,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: y'all got hold on, hold on, hold on, man, calm down.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: And first of all, what is your name? My name
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: is Ritchie man. But y'all, y'all, I can't understand a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: funeral home making these fund of mistakes. You know that
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: that's gonna make no sense. What's wrong to y'all even
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: been in the business to be doing something like this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: So this is a family business. We've been doing this
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: forty plus years. I don't make a mistakes like this. Man,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: what's what? What's the problem? What's the mistake? What's what
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: mistake do you think we made? Okay, look, man, we're
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: being my ain. Two weeks ago. Her name is Rosetta. Okay,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: all right, what do you spare? Our name is r
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: O s e t t A. Y'all got r O
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: z e t t A. And she was born doing
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the eight nineteen forty eight. Y'all got August the six nineteen.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: For the y'all got the dates mixed up, and y'all
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: got her name mixed up. And when we're in from
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the two that her mind ain't are rifted in peace
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: with the wrong stuff on her tomb. Stop calm down, right,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: and you can't gelling at men. I can't. There's no
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: way I can help you get that. I need what
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: fix the problem. Then I can check the paperwork. I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: can chell the paperwork and see what the problem is. Now,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: if you gave me the wrong insmation, your family gave
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: me wrong information, then we just put down where we
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: would get it, and if we got to change something,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: we'll change it. But it's gonna cause you in my
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: mind you we were here. We're not paying another damn
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: damn to that funeral all know another damn damn the
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: stuff donna get changed on this damn toom so then
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: we're not paying for nothing. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm decided.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: What if you gave me the wrong information, that's only here.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Why didn't do that? That's only you. We didn't give
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you the information. I'm gonna tell you that. What's what
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: is your name? Turn alone? What is your name? My
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: name is Kendred. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: If this don't get changed, body, none, me or some
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: of my cousin's gonna come out there and start digging
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: up about it. Now, y'all not coming over here and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: digging up nothing, y'all. My playing would gets us aback
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: my family and come over here. You're gonna get up
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna dig up somebody. If you're gonna if
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you don't get the ricking prount of my hand Toomstone,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be none of that. I'm not having
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: you coming over here. We're gonna fix the problem and
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: check the paperwork and I can get back to you.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: That's why I can do. But you ain't digging up nothing.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: If if you all ain't six thing on my hand Toomstone,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: but if me and my cousin is coming out there
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: digging up some of them, damn dead body until y'a'll
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: get this damn thing six, I'm gonna be nobody coming
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: over there. I'm nothing. Just hold on, see what now,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'm getting excited to come man, let me just talk
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to you like a man. What I'm saying that you
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: w the family seals out the paperwork because the name
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: in the birthdate on there, if it is incorrect, it
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: has to be fixed. I have to call the man
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: out here to fix it, and that's gonna call some money.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I have to pay him. All I'm saying is if
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, it's
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: not on us, and I'm gonna have to charge you
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: a little extra money just so I can get it
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: taken care of. Nothing to get charge nothing. We got
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: a little money, man, we ain't got no moment charge
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to bear in my honey, we ain't got no more.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you one more time,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Mr Kendrick. If I don't see a chance, ain't coming
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: after this's eating And look at my anty too. So
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out there now. If the date and the
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: name ain't fixed, I promise you so help me. I'm
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: gonna store big enough but it. And if you aren't
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: hasting out there, I'm gonna put you in one of
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: them homes and I'll tell you what, Vegan. You're not
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: gonna put me in the hole? Man, I Like I said,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I tell it. I'm trying to talk to you and
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: tell you what the deal is and how we will
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: get this fix. Ain't nobody come out here and dig
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: it up nothing. I've called them out. I'm put if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you don't fix and we both was going in the
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: damn hole, that's what's gonna happen. We're both going in
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: there in because somebody want to fix me around and
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: put the rod you want to put the s and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: everything I don't even answer the damn pau my uncle
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: get existing region resident fix nothing. Mean you're yelling at
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: each other. We mean we don't do this. Yelling at
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: each other is not gonna fix the problems. I still
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: have to do a step here. I have to look
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: at this paperwork. What are you gonna look at it? Then?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Right then you keep yelling. I don't even have time
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to you gold with this paper work. Every time. If
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: you're really looking at something, you're yelling in my head,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: say this time, I'm coming at MYNDFU. I'm gonna come
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: out there right now. That's what I'm gonna do. You
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: know what we're to come on in. So I try
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: to talk nice to you, to tell you what ud
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I told you that this is a fan of business.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: You just expect me. You come out here. You ain't
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: no because when we both got it all day. That's
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you right now. You can't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: just what you're not literal dead. What you need to
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: you need to know them on my way because they're
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: guarantee you. You're gonna check. I'm gonna bring you then
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: bring no, you ain't your cousin laughter, big a bull
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: set and hold I'll be when they get rid of
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: the saying Kendrick on the tomb, So I mena right,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Oh women, come off. You ain't cuss. Why I got
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: miss I need to tell you. Yes, you got to say,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you're listening to Mike Kendrick. You wrapped the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: civil Reggie. I got to say, it's miss you. Tommy,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: you just got break by y'all secretary with no man
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you Tommy iBOT man old he was moving to being
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: here today. I knew something was funny. Oh man, you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: got me, but I was gonna do the whole for
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you to day sign of Dick. Hey, man, I gotta
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: ask you one more thing. What is the baddest I'm
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, the
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is National Stupid Day for
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: my understanding this Friday. That's what he gave the title.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: What's cool about your Funeral? Man? And how You'll save money?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, can be white? What all the kids cast
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: is this white? It's not gonna baby Barry six Paul.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: They're gonna put the handle. They're gonna call you down.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It's like a bass I'm not Yeah, they're gonna close
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: up like a handle. We'll be back coming up another
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: episode of bad acting theater, The Chapman's plus the Strawberry
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Letters on deck. We'll be back right after this. You're
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Before we get
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter, and this letter is crazy. Let
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: me tell you that it's a trip. But first, former
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has released her new book.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: It's called What Happened. In it, she explores, among other things,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: her thoughts and why she lost the election. Miss Clinton
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: says she takes responsibility for her loss, but adds there
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: were other things at play as well. One of those
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: things the October two thousand and sixteen announcement by FBI
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: UH Director James Comey at the time about new evidence
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: in the infamous email server investigation, just two weeks two
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: weeks before the election. I think we can all agree
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: to that um. In an interview on The Today Show,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Clinton said I was just dumbfounded. She said, I thought,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: what is he doing? The investigation was closed. I know
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: there's no new evidence. She went on to say that
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Comy handled everything poorly and added, I feel very strongly
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that he went way beyond his role in doing what
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: he did, so she was non too pleased with that. James, Yeah,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: he absolutely did. Definite, he absolutely did. On Fox when
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: when the Juliani set there and told them we have
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: something coming up that's big. They knew it. They knew
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: ahead of time what Comy was gonna say. And a
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: day later Comy dropped a bond. He that information was
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: given to him. It was put there by the by
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: by their campaign people. They knew it was coming. Hillary
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Clinton made some mistakes in it and in the whole thing,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and Donald Trump is the president because of that. I
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: don't I'm not sure that he really ever intended to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: be president. Preparation, you know, usually when you get into office,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you've been thinking, Okay, this is gonna be my transitional cabinet,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: this is gonna be and there's just a lot of scuffling, hustles.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And that's why we've had so many cabinet changes, because
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I think they put it together at the last minute
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: and we've just been dealing with it. Man, we've been
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: just dealing with this whole mess. You throw that in.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: She blew it, told me thing blew it. The Russians
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: had something to do with they met with Russia about
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: the information they had that could help the Trump All
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: that's happened. Now, did they have an effect on the voting?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. There's no evidence. Nobody said that. They
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: talk popular vote, that's all. But the popular vote. She
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: won't enough. And that's what I said. Button. Yeah, all right,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: we have to move on now. Time to get to
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. Tommy, all right, let's good to it.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Buggle up, hold on tight. We gotta fight you to
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: show very latta. It's that time. It's that time. Buckle
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. Strawberry letter. All right, here
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: we go. You're crazy, Steve subject, what's to do? Hello, Steve,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Gang. I know the answer, but sometimes you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: have to hear it from someone else. Here it is.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I have been in this relationship for seven months. It
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: is a good relationship up until April. That's when all
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: hell broke loose. She was in a relationship for eight years.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: She says, it was hell on earth. She brought her
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: problems forward into our relationship. Check this out. We got
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: to go to bed when she's ready. I get the
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: cookie on her time and the way she wanted and
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: only in the bedroom. If I get mad or upset,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: it's stupid. No one's feelings matter but hers. If I
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: go to the car, it's where are you going? She questions?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Any cell phone calls I get, but I cannot question hers.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: If we go out to a city where we will
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: not see people, we know after seven months we have
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: not taken any pictures. Oh and if we go out,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I cannot touch her in any way. From October oh eight,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I have shown her mad love but got back. I
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: know I got to cut my ties with her, But
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: like I say, sometimes you got to hear it from
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: someone else. All right, you already know. I mean, you
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: said it in your letter, you know, So what are
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: you doing? Get out of this mess? This woman has
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: issues clearly, But um, you know, how did you get here?
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: And what really went down? What exactly happened? I don't
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: get that. And what what is eight years of her
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: pure hell with someone else have to do with you.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't cause it, You weren't there. You know.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: She just has not let this situation go. She brought
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: her old baggage of her old relationship for you to
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: deal with in this relationship, and you know, my question
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: to you again is have you tried to work it
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: out before it got this bad? And if the answer
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: is yes, I mean what else can you do? You know,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: it seems like you've done everything. You know, when you
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: get tired your lead she's got issues. This whole relationship
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: has issues, Steve. Yeah, I don't know on this one. Yes,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: let's see you're pouring water? Oh sign? What to do?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: What to do? Hi? Steve, Shirley and Gang. Okay, when
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: a man writes like that, I just want you all
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: know some love stuff. You've got issues with that? Hi,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Shirley and Gang? Who talks like that? Hi? Gang? No,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: it was written by That's why. That's you would not
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: say anything though. It would be all right though, but
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you know, we try to keep you from saying something stupid.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Had me to be stupid, and I can't say nothing that.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: That is a point, Steve, What What was the point?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: The point was you hired him to be stupid. Now
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: he can't say anything stupid to make you confused? Tommy,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: all right, back to the letter. We're digressing. Uh, young man, guy, Gang,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: whoever you are listen to me, get out. There's dangerous
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: signs in this letter, and I'm gonna share it with you.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Obviously you're young and you don't see him. But here's
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the part you have a problem with, one part that
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: you might not. You're gonna have to get over this soon.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Check this out. We go to bed when she ready,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I get the cookie on her time and the way
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: she wanted, and no one's feeling matter but her. Okay,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much how it goes. Hate hate to not
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: get expectations down. You can't get the cookie left. They
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: get it to you, and they gotta want to say
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: right now, they do it and they don't want to.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You ain't even gonna like it. So that's pretty much
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  Speaker 1: how it goes. Wrap your mind around that and gonna
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  Speaker 1: have yourself a happy life. But you got bigger problems though,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna share the line with you. After seven months,
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  Speaker 1: we have not taken any pictures and oh, if we
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  Speaker 1: go out, I cannot touch her in any way. That
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  Speaker 1: is the line we are focusing on. When I came back,
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  Speaker 1: you can't take no pictures with her and you can't
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  Speaker 1: touch her in anyway. I will share with you why
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  Speaker 1: as soon as we come back. You're listening. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: morning show coming up in about twenty minutes. Another episode
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: of bad acting theater with who that Chap? But come on,
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  Speaker 1: let us have part two of your responsible here. Come um.
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  Speaker 1: This young guy wants to know what to do. He's
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  Speaker 1: been dating this woman and had a great relationship for
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  Speaker 1: seven months when all hell broke loose. She was in
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  Speaker 1: relationship for eight years. She said, it was hell on earth.
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  Speaker 1: She bought a problem for the in our relationship. Check
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  Speaker 1: this out. We gotta go to bed when she ready.
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  Speaker 1: I get to cookie on her time and the way
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  Speaker 1: she wanted, and only in the bedroom. If I get mad,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I'm said, it's stupid. No one's feelings matters but hers.
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  Speaker 1: If I go to the car, it's where you're going,
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  Speaker 1: she questions, My cell phone calls. I get but I
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  Speaker 1: cannot question her. And we go out in the city
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  Speaker 1: where we will not see people we know. After seven months,
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  Speaker 1: we still have not taken any pictures. Oh and if
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  Speaker 1: we do go out, I cannot touch her in anyway. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what does that mean? You said? Oh yeah, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what it is. And from marktobeave, I've shown her
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  Speaker 1: mad love but only got back. I know I gotta
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  Speaker 1: cut my ties with it. But like I said, something
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  Speaker 1: you gotta sometimes you got to hear it from someone else. Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, you do have to cut your tie
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  Speaker 1: because this is going on. Let me tell you a
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  Speaker 1: couple of reasons why it's going on. Number one, she's
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  Speaker 1: still in relationship. That's number one. She's leading a double life.
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  Speaker 1: She cannot be seen with you in public showing any
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  Speaker 1: form of affection. That can be no photos of her,
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  Speaker 1: she has a double photo unless you're with Jennifer Lopez,
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  Speaker 1: who is things. Then really, I don't get to know
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  Speaker 1: pictures and don't touch me. Unless she just can't stand
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  Speaker 1: your stupid that could be it. I think you're right.
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  Speaker 1: But here is the thing you gotta be worried about.
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  Speaker 1: We have not taken any pictures and I cannot touch
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  Speaker 1: her in any way where you're not listening. In the letter,
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  Speaker 1: she said she was in the relationship that was held
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  Speaker 1: on earth. That hell on earth she talking about. You
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  Speaker 1: put your hands on and take a picture, and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out what the hell the hell is she
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  Speaker 1: talking about. You're gonna find out what the hell the
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  Speaker 1: hell is she talking about? Because she there as a
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  Speaker 1: man somewhere lurking and she know he crazy. See a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: woman ain't in hell on earth and just leave them.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Dudes is hard to leave hell. Giving dudes is way ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: He is somewhere in the bushes. You're gonna put your
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: arms around it. He gonna spring out the bushes and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: beating Joe. And you ain't gonna know why you getting
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: your ask by the silver back. But the silver Back
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: come up, whoop your behind. Now you're gonna get caught
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: off dog cause you you you stupid. You're trying to
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  Speaker 1: love or take pictures and a click click come on
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  Speaker 1: in that relationship. The silver Back is gonna come in
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: there and bite both your oil bowls off. Whatever. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go. You can email us or instagram us
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  Speaker 1: pm Eastern time. Thank you so much. Uh. New York
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  Speaker 1: Fashion Week is over, uh and Paris Week is coming
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  Speaker 1: up in about a couple of weeks or so. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you and Jay already gave us some fashion tips for men. Steve, So,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: we invited your lovely wife Marjorie to join us to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: talk about New York Fashion weekend to give us some
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  Speaker 1: of her fall fashion tips. You can also check out
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Marjorie's fashion blog, The Lady loves Couture dot com. That's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: coming up, that's exciting. Hey, did y'all just say what's
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  Speaker 1: coming up? Is the bad act in theater? I want
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  Speaker 1: to apologize for it. Why because it's not good for
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  Speaker 1: me and Tommy want to apologize the two professionals on
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  Speaker 1: the ship professional obviously, the rest of y'all don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn. It's bad acting theater. No, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: worse than bad Tommy and Tommy disappointed, ladies. We're just
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: asking y'all, you can act bad, but could you pre
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  Speaker 1: read your script before we do it. Ain't gonna do that, Tommy,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: it's no, it's not that. But she mess up and
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  Speaker 1: then try to fix it and then be talking to
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  Speaker 1: my whole way hole on. Wait a minute, wait minute,
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  Speaker 1: let me read that again't do that in a bad acting.
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  Speaker 1: It's bad acting. It ain't supposed to be bad reading.
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  Speaker 1: You want us to work on it today to get
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  Speaker 1: what you got were getting better? Are we getting badder?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: You know what? Are they getting better? They getting worst?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: It's batter? No, it's not. It's not just artistic license. Right,
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  Speaker 1: there's getting better. I know that's not a word. Are
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: they getting bad? No, it's not. No, it's not. It's
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: not a word. He batter than him, worser, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: You had the last time was bader than the one
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  Speaker 1: you had? In both that's artistic license. Are you giving
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  Speaker 1: him a slang? I'm too old to be find that information.
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  Speaker 1: I should have known something. Yeah, better batter? Yeah, that's slang.
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  Speaker 1: Who got the bad can be? Okay? So what were
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  Speaker 1: you saying, Steve? We were really bad? Yeah? And you
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: it's bad acting, not bad. We on your nerves. Alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do better today. Jake the writer, he wanted
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  Speaker 1: that intro before we intro, and it's already the intro.
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  Speaker 1: But go ahead. What look Mama's boy, actor, Look, Mama's boy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So we're gonna get it together. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: really be bad today, but we're gonna be a proof
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be Look at your script, look at you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not you want to go with your line is
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  Speaker 1: real quick. No no, no, no no, you insult the
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  Speaker 1: writer Tommy. When you do that, you should know that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: as an actor you would have And don't worry about
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Steve's nerves because everything gets today today, especially today. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty one after the hour, another episode
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  Speaker 1: of Bad Acting Theater, a big Chapman better than last week.
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  Speaker 1: Back you're listening to the stew Coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Marjorie Harvey will be our special guest.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Is New York Fashion Week is wrapped up? Plus we'll
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  Speaker 1: talk to Marjorie about fall fashion all that. She'll give
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  Speaker 1: us some tips. But first it's time. As a writer,
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  Speaker 1: you should be Hello everyone, Welcome to another episode of
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Bad Acting Theater with your host and
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: narrator me sure least Strawberry. And last week's episode, everybody
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  Speaker 1: left up, and I mean everybody. Even the sound man
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  Speaker 1: missed his que. There's a knock on the door. I
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: guess the sound effects guy is not paying attention. Junior
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  Speaker 1: messed up. I'm gonna ask to go ask dad. If
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: you real I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna gonna ask da.
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  Speaker 1: KK definitely messed up and used the phrase nailed it,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: but she didn't. Yeah, I guess you didn't listen to
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  Speaker 1: that last week's episode. It was as if no one
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  Speaker 1: read the script, and I mean no one. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be fresh movies real. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: everybody settled down, settled down. With all that being said,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into this week's episode. Frenchy George Alas, who
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: was played by Tommy complimented Earl on his shameless plug. Man, Thatt,
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  Speaker 1: the best news I've had since I heard Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a new talk show. Calls from Steve. Check you Lorker,
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  Speaker 1: listen to find out what time it comes on. All
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  Speaker 1: you can set your d C all man, not no,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I call a shameless plug. Right now. Earl
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  Speaker 1: accepted the compliment and did it again. Steve Harvey's got
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  Speaker 1: a new toe show called Stevil NBC. He'll be playing
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  Speaker 1: Harvey's Hundreds where he gives away money to look at
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  Speaker 1: all these members and he'll interview guests like Jay Little
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  Speaker 1: Ice Cube, Chelsea Handler, Jordan Sparks, Marlin Wind. It's a
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  Speaker 1: nighttime show that comes on in the daytime. All right,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: now you're all caught up, Let's talk about what's happening
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  Speaker 1: this week. Frenchie George Wallace played by Tommy is talking
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  Speaker 1: to Earl about how to get rid of Chester, also
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: played by Tommy. And since this is radio, let's listen
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  Speaker 1: in on their conversation. All right, now, listen to me
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  Speaker 1: here what I want you to do to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of dead boy? Real? Do you even like the bore? See?
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  Speaker 1: Since this is radio, we really can't let you hear
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  Speaker 1: the plan. That's probably because the writer really hasn't come
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  Speaker 1: up with one yet. Now have you've really been keeping
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  Speaker 1: up with the show? You know? Two weeks ago KK
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  Speaker 1: killed Beauregard. Through the magic of radio, now we can
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  Speaker 1: take you to the funeral where Reverend Adnoid is speaking. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: not Bauregard. He was my friend. Oh killed Bauregard? Who
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  Speaker 1: shot him? Why? Why is he dead? Excuse me, excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: This is not Bogard, you know, this is just Willis's
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  Speaker 1: funeral you know, is at four o'clock. Two o'clock service.
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  Speaker 1: Please get yourself together. Oh my bad. Once again, because
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  Speaker 1: of the magic of radio, we cut to the four
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  Speaker 1: o'clock service for boul Regard. Welcome to the four o'clock service.
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  Speaker 1: Someone interrupted me at the two o'clock services to the business.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Was so disgusted. Anyone who would like to come up
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  Speaker 1: and say some kind words about Borgard before we move on?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Earl saw waiting on the music. You're here, promise no
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: music comes in the end. You said not to talking
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: to the music coming, so I was holding my breath.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to say some kind words about Beauregard.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we will art your enemies. He tried to steal
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  Speaker 1: more poke Ryan business and run me out of business.
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  Speaker 1: Had had it done that, it it would have made it.
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  Speaker 1: So did my family out. Well we have starved it deal.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm no really want to hold the groog. I
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  Speaker 1: have a little something I prepare. I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go. This has gotta be the saddest day
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  Speaker 1: your mind. I called you here today. When do a
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: bit of damage, I won't be able to see you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And since this is our last day together, Earl, I
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  Speaker 1: won't remember you. Just like the let's just eat it back?
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  Speaker 1: Why why bye bye? Why? Why? W wow? Wow? All
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  Speaker 1: right wow wow wow wow wow wow. Chap join us
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  Speaker 1: next week for the Chapman. Pretty bad. That's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: That was discussed. That was pretty pretty. That was perfect.
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  Speaker 1: You know, all this time I thought you were bow
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  Speaker 1: regards Steve. You know how you don't marry something to
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: you who you? I got the names mixed up. Okay,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. But he got the names mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: Another character. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, it is the end of New York
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  Speaker 1: Fashion Week. Celebrities, models, designer celebrated the best in fashion,
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  Speaker 1: and right now we're going to talk about fall fashion
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  Speaker 1: tips and more So, we would like you to do
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  Speaker 1: the honors, darling and introduce your lovely, lovely guests joining
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  Speaker 1: The reason I wake up in the morning and breathe
• 1:17:33
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Margaret David, Margaret Chocolate market A good morning, Marjorie,
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  Speaker 1: welcome morning, good morning, great, good morning morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: We know you. That's a new boys. Hey ja, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing good well? Marjorie, welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we always love when you're here. We love
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  Speaker 1: your style, your fashion sense, all of that. And New
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  Speaker 1: York Fashion Week was this past week, and then Paris
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  Speaker 1: Fashion Week is in a couple of weeks and we
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  Speaker 1: know you will be there front and center. Please tell
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  Speaker 1: us about this fashion Okay, so we're gonna Why do
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: you think we'll start it this way? Why do you
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  Speaker 1: think fashion is so important? You know, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a way to express It's another way to
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  Speaker 1: express yourself. You know, when, especially when people don't really
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: know who you are, that's the first thing that people
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: see is is what you have on. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's unfortunate that people size each other up like that,
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  Speaker 1: but you know it's a way for you to express
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  Speaker 1: yourself though, through fashion. I couldn't agree with you more.
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  Speaker 1: Um So tell us the biggest fashion trend this fall?
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, first off this fall, white boots booties. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be um very popular. The color red is
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: going to be very popular. Of course athletic wear. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're mixed in matching everything. Baby, I got a calm
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  Speaker 1: jay down because when you say white booties was going
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  Speaker 1: to be boot is a short go ahead, baby day
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  Speaker 1: white booties and booties. Well this booties in general. But
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  Speaker 1: the white going to be very popular. Okay, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: see them around. I see them in all the fashion magazines,
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  Speaker 1: all the stores. We're going to be very hot this season. Okay, alright,
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  Speaker 1: so give us some tips undressing fashionable on a budget
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  Speaker 1: something you know for our audience, the women in our audience. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the thing of it is the saying fake it till
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  Speaker 1: you make it is so true, and you know, imitation
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it is a great form of flattery. I said,
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  Speaker 1: so a lot of times there are a lot of knockoffs.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the fashions that you see going down the
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  Speaker 1: runway are basically what inspires everything. So a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times you can see what's going down the runway, you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: can look at the magazines at the fashionist is what
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  Speaker 1: they're wearing, and you can go to stores and find
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: things that are very similar to that without breaking the bag.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, you know, and I think that's that's probably
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  Speaker 1: your your best bet. And then you know what looks
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  Speaker 1: good on your body. I think oftentimes we take fashion
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  Speaker 1: way too seriously. I like to wear what makes me
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  Speaker 1: feel good. I think most women do. We dress how
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: we feel exactly. You know, what are the fellas? What
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: are the fellas wearing this year? Well? You know how,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: but it's stupid Friday. Don't talk to your damn never
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: have to talk to Tommy because I need Tommy to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: see Steve Harvey. Y'all should have him on the cover
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  Speaker 1: of g Q everything like this. See him can demplicate
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  Speaker 1: any part of that. There you go. You see him
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: every day, you sit next to him. That's stuff I wear.
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  Speaker 1: Come into his side so he can't get a lot
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: of stuff I had where Steve in his side? Well, baby, gap,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be quiet when family talking him. I just tell
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  Speaker 1: them where you can get stuff. All right? Back to Yeah, So, Marjorie,
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  Speaker 1: you know the debate um coming out of the Midwest
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: and the East and everything. You know you're not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to wear white before Memorial Day or after Labor Day?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Now does that rules still hold true? You just said
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: white boots are in this fall. So the good thing
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: about fashion is all the traditional rules are gone out
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: the window, out the window. Uh and winter white has
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: been popular now I can't tell you how many seasons. Um,
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  Speaker 1: so no that that old rule is totally gone, and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to see a lot. Like I said, white
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: booties are huge, but I like white coats. I think
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: even when I go UM this season, I think one
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  Speaker 1: of the looks that I am going to be wearing
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: it's going to be um, a winter white look. So
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I think white is still very very much very fashioned. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I think we've learned a lot. Marjorie, please please please
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• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: my personal Instagram, the Lady loves Coutur and uh also
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait one thing I want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you guys too, as far as my bags are concerned,
• 1:23:03
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  Speaker 1: com and at a great price point. To Marjorie, at
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  Speaker 1: a great price point, I need to set you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Do you all have them? I've seen them, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't have one. So all of you all. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: send the collection to you and Carla. Okay, thank you, Marjorie.
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  Speaker 1: Collect well. We want you to travel safely. We will
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  Speaker 1: be watching for you at Paris Fashion Week and thank
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  Speaker 1: you as always for your fashion tips. Marjorie. We love
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  Speaker 1: you girl. You're listening to the Steven Show. Serena Williams.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations again to Serena Williams new mommy. She shared the
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  Speaker 1: first picture of her baby daughter and revealed the child's name.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Serena and her fiance Alexis Ohanyan, welcome the arrival of
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: their daughter earlier this month, and Serena has been a
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: week in the hospital due to some complications. Yesterday, Serena
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: shared a picture of the baby on Instagram and announced
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: her full name, Alexis Olympia Ohneian Junior. A girl named
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Junior Junior. I love it. Yeah, that's the baby's name,
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  Speaker 1: Alexis Olympia honey. And yeah, it was the love mat
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: that was bad. The good news is Serena is said
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: to be doing well and hopes to return to the
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: tennis court in time for the Australian Open in January. Yeah,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: and if she's anything like Janet Jackson, oh mg, these
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  Speaker 1: women can pop these babies out and and get those
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: bodies back in no time. I am not mad, Okay,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: well I am a little okay, just gonna be honest.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Years twenty one, next month, Years to get rid of
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: my baby, way the getting read back into it by
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  Speaker 1: the nine I'm still struggling. Yeah, the baby, the snatchback bodies.
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  Speaker 1: I love him, I love him. But you know, Serena
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: was always in shape. She exercises, She's like yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: and then Janet dances her butt off, so yeah, in shape. Yeah,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: because Tommy said she was like a two or four
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: when she came to the other night. Don't believe Next time,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: Gil said, come founded john he was on the show,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: because yeah, he was on the show. But I don't
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: he said Jane, he calls her jan Yeah, you know
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: they're close. I don't believe that. Yeah, well uh huh,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I say, first of all, all the problem is Johnny
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: is friends with Timmy. Right, they're in a play together.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: That don't make them free. I know you do jokes together,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: but friends, you like on Steve's talk show together, you're
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: on you're on this show together. Yeah, but friends sick friends.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I don't consider yourselves. Friends, we take, we take any
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: opportunity to do the other person at all, just dunk
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: on them. And so yeah, that's what to do. I
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: hate to tell you this, guys, but that's what friends do.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Come to you. Like the other day, Jay was having
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: a reminiscent moment and he said, Man, you know bagg
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: in the day I had to go across the country,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: came from Atlanta the year and the food said, yeah,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: by horseback, that's talent, all them camp fire, he said, cross. Oh,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: this this is an age gap discussion going on right here.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Even if we would have said if I was his agent,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: wouldn't like him? Really funny, surely there's something about him
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: you like Jay and vice versa. No, you thought about it, juir,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: something good you can say about Jay. Here's time left.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: He is not That's all you could come up with.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: That's all. I already know him. But you guys are
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: getting to know each other Jay. No, not no, not
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: at all. No, No. Yeah. Just knowing that he can
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: know any minute is such a joy is crazy. Right, Okay,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: back right after this, Oh my god, where's the love?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Show? All right, Steve your talk
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: shows doing well. You've had some incredible guests. Today is
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: no different from Dancing with the Stars. Your special guests
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: will be Judge Carryan and now I'm sure she has
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: a lot to talk about. And maybe she'll invite you
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: finally to be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: I've been invited. I'm not doing nothing. Maybe she can
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: convince you to stall, like to dance with his check.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: You don't say they pay you on the show. I
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: can't stop my housd I've created a little impo over here.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: I got to go to work. I have contractual obligation.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: I can't not call in and talking about I'm dancing.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm downstrete contract. Is that the job or is it
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: the judging that you can't What I can't do is
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: go to practice all day and week. Then you give
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: me a folk. That's what it is. That's what it is.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Were It's gonna be a problem for you because I
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: don't I don't accept for I don't get enough of that.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: But they're the experts, so they have to give. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: they can dance. Carrie used to be a fly girl
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: on used to be a fly girl, and she can
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: do well. Maybe you just didn't bring it in that
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: particular routine and they had to give a well you
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: know what, then, well, you know, maybe I just don't
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: need to be on damn show. How about that? Well,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: she is going to be on your show, So fix
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: your attitude, Mr. I've already done it. We had a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: great time. Oh you taped it already? What yet? Yes
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: you are, Yes, I used to be on the show too. Yeah,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta be on the it's coming. And then Monday
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have our girl Ninie Leaks on the show.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be on your show Monday, Steve. But the
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: good thing is the show is doing well. Like I said,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: you've had some stellar guests. I love Martin. Oh my goodness,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: that was the great man Man. That was incredible. Yeah,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you incredible. They shown a lot of love.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: Most incredible ovations was Martin and may One. Yeah yeah,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: he didn't. You know, I don't do that. You had
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: a guy without making you clap because he's sure you
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: can't see no one, Yeah, trying to see you see
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: a singer in there. So check your local listings for
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Steve's new show. It's simply called Steve You're Famous. Really
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: famous show in your name, and ye all right, we'll
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: be right. We'll be back to wrap up the show
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: with just one more thing. Right after these jams. You're
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: with just one more thing, last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, so far, we've had a fun morning today.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Your wife Marjorie was on the show. Johnny Gill was
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah he was. Tommy
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: had a point to prove. Okay, I still don't believe it.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: I don't have to tell. Kelly Gil confirmed it. They
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: worked together nobody to take a picture, just as there
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody got a picture. Ain't seen Jane in five years.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't take a picture. But Tommy said he didn't
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: want to come off as a groupie of Janet groupie.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: What else? I don't care if they call me sure.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh so you think you know that's okay? Okay,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: you know when you get here and you know when
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: he gets and what we're going through. You ain't a star.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: You're losing to take a picture with you in the room.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, like Jesus Christ showing up and you
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: don't take a selfie. Jesus can't give a selfie. You
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: saw Jesus and you didn't man, You saw the Lord
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: himself and you didn't take a picture. You didn't take
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: it some time and come back like yuess who came
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: to the show the Lord. Did you take a picture
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: with him? I was too scary. I was scared. So
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: you saw the Lord? No, no, I ain't take a
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: picture with him. I ain't want nobody to think I
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: was a Christian. Yeah, so mean, n You saw the
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Lord and you ain't asked for no hide you commediate
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: way over there. But everything the Lord. Man, if you'd
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: have been at the Deaf Jairman Union, could Lord have
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: with with said Tracy mrgan Chappelle can't whem um oh
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: oh oh quake and brought him to take something the
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: jokes back there. Yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all would have wanted
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: to fight in the state at each other. They go
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: hard in the pain. But comedians can't take them though,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: because you don't know you no, no, no, Well in
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: that room you got to because you know we all
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: in there. You can't show that. You can't that you're mad.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: You just have to well, and there's different But outside
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: and we have a different You don't do it in
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: front and over. Now, you know we out there amongst ourselves,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: you know, we know we got it coming. How how
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: bad they lighting you one? That's kind of hard boy? Yeah,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: I kind of got god get god Father's privileges, isn't that? Yeah?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: The ogs, they ain't gonna light in on Chappelle. They
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do savee. You know. But you know the
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: ones that's been in the gate that ain't gonna say
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: nothing to Mardin. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You can't.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: But everybody under that it doesn't Hamburger chuck it, dug
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: and Hamburger got it isn't with catcing over in the
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: car crazy, you're thinking, gonna make it look at it. Man,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: we're running, You're gonna make it look at look at it.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: So so is that what you guys as comedians look
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: forward to other guys that make you laugh, other comedians
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: that can make your l a lot of fun. It's
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: like wow, but it's definitely a pecking more. It's definitely
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: you could feel it in the room because they ain't
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: no need of you coming over that cracking hard because
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: you know it's really nothing. What you're gonna say to more, Yeah,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: he has a very large bank account. Whatever you're talking about, you,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: we're gonna end up talking about this money and then
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your contribution to the to the call.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Come on then, joke, joke, joke money, right. He's so
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: humble though I heard, I heard, and I can't tell
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: you who it was from what somebody that's with your
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: pale Chapelle told to do. What you need to do
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: is get your underprivileged ass away from me. Under go hard, dog,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: dog dog, And he just walked away. Chappelle, what you think?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Looked at him and looked him up and down, and
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: then you know, man, you just can't at one point
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: in time, you know, we all know who we are.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: It is what it is. You know, like you can
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: come and say somebody, I can't tell who this was.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Dude came to me and said, man, what was you
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: thinking when there President asked you to come on there?
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have went up there, I said, he don't know,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: you're broke. As he walked away, Dudu. He walked away
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: because he was trying to come hard. He had a
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: little he had told some people I'm gonna go over
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: here and say something to him. He was a little
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: half Nobody asked, dude. He walked up to me. He
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: said it. Now, I don't know what you did for gonna.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you end up there that I
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have went up there, I said, they don't. He
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: don't know you with you're broke as and then joke
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: over a joke, joke money, and it's hard to follow
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: broke as when you are everybody knows, and man, you
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: need to get your underprivileged me. So there's an elite class,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gotta be there, and you know,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: you pay away, yeah yeah, you know. And then there's
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: guys and they're okay, yeah, they're kind of messing with
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: us on social media. Yeah yeah, but we on social
• 1:37:31
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• 1:37:36
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• 1:37:38
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