Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.56 Fight For Faithful
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- 0:02Last time, a no latency. I played with a minigun earlier
- 0:07today and now remote control car lights.
- 0:10Also, grenade today is just based here my love.
- 0:13Oh, did you not hear me say that?
- 0:15This next room was going to be a doozy.
- 0:17Merry Christmas. You are no, brother of mine.
- 0:20You soulless clone Then Del back away.
- 0:29Oh my god. Do you want us to knock you out
- 0:31for the process of regrowing? Your leg, jit really hurts.
- 0:35You're gonna be okay. Trust me.
- 0:37You're gonna be just fine. There was a tumor that's
- 0:39growing. Thanks for cooling the off.
- 0:40Buddy. Are you so still had his
- 0:42memories? I didn't even know he still did.
- 0:45Oh my God, look at that. I got tiny leg.
- 1:00Jeb. Huh.
- 1:01Roll resist torture drugs. Hooray, how many times for doing
- 1:05this? This is the third torn.
- 1:07Her, a 15. Your leg is now long enough to
- 1:12stand on, but it's the foot is very small.
- 1:15Yeah. So it's going to be a minute for
- 1:17you to move around. You're not able to do very much
- 1:19evasion or anything like that. You get a big penalty to that.
- 1:23You probably need someone to have a look at this, even though
- 1:25it's regrowing, it might need some help.
- 1:28Well, Deb seems to be doing good.
- 1:31You need any healing bundled Me-TV.
- 1:33Need any healing? And I cut my arm open?
- 1:38Well, yeah, I got some blankets here.
- 1:40Yeah, out of do other. Any medkits in the vending
- 1:43machines? Yes, that's good.
- 1:45Get him. Let's go.
- 1:48You don't need to vending machine has one and they're all
- 1:5070. Eddie's if you want to apply
- 1:53that Med kit to vent. All right, now I will go get the
- 1:57two that are in the barracks. Sure.
- 2:00Will do. All right.
- 2:04So first aid? Yep.
- 2:06You are successful role. 3 D6 + 1. 14 15.
- 2:12Yeah. Mendel receives. 15 HP.
- 2:15Right? A nice cooling.
- 2:20Healing Mist comes out to jab. You're getting a.
- 2:23You're getting meat burps. Yeah, it's all that.
- 2:28It's all that leg. I you're getting meat sweats on
- 2:34me now. Oh my, I'm sorry I just stay
- 2:37awake. Gotta slow awake, don't look fan
- 2:39from your leg. It make you fall asleep, you
- 2:41know I just this is the first time I've ever eaten myself.
- 2:46True can ISM. Then Del goes to turn off the
- 2:50music. How are you feeling?
- 2:53You've until I'm over here with you.
- 2:55I'm oh, I'm out of vending machines.
- 2:58Grabbing mud packs. The, the healing patch looks
- 3:02like it's going to leave a really cool scarf.
- 3:05So you have plenty of those from our Misadventures, makes it
- 3:09easier to remember the good times and are these the good
- 3:13times still alive Burrs that? Well, don't Don't die.
- 3:21And I'm going to take off my half shield and give it to them.
- 3:26Really? Yeah.
- 3:27I'm just gonna stay out of the fight.
- 3:30Yes, got it. Yeah, I do have completely
- 3:35shattered. This one.
- 3:36It David doesn't even light up anymore.
- 3:40Sorry, that's okay. Well, we just will fix it.
- 3:44We will get, we will get me one. Yeah, we'll have to Anyone, I
- 3:48guess. Hello.
- 3:50You. Okay, he needs healing.
- 3:53Yeah, no I'm fine hating patched in this vending machine.
- 3:57Here will be fine. Okay, got any money?
- 4:00Yeah, cool. I want to smash it open and piss
- 4:03off the train people. There.
- 4:07How much is healing pack? Looks like it's 70.
- 4:11Okay? How many are in there one?
- 4:14There's one in each vending machine.
- 4:16All right, I'll get the one right next door.
- 4:17Ooh us. I'll pay 70 at ease and I'll
- 4:19give it to Anna. Thanks.
- 4:22Well, these guys must get hurt a lot of, there's only one left in
- 4:25each vending machine. They don't stalk him.
- 4:27That well either. Probably a supply issue is that
- 4:32our fault because we took stranger and stranger was kind
- 4:35of there like vending machine guy.
- 4:36Probably probably wow 15 heal from that.
- 4:45He'll patch for henna nice. They get all the health back
- 4:48really? I know I know we've had loads of
- 4:53combat training but these healing patches always sting.
- 4:55Yeah. Is there another healing patch
- 5:00or is how we use them all up? There's three more vending
- 5:02machines in here, so I think there's one over there.
- 5:05All right, I'm gonna one down here to 70 more for another one.
- 5:10Go. I just, and I just bought two
- 5:12from inside the barracks. Cool.
- 5:15So, I have to Is there any mini gun ammunition?
- 5:19A? No, can't blame.
- 5:23It's dry. No, I cannot.
- 5:26Alrighty. I use it on myself.
- 5:28Roll. First aid.
- 5:30Oh crap. Couldn't that at all you want me
- 5:34to do it? Yeah, let's first aid Tech.
- 5:38Yeah, not get a tech. Yeah, here retro here.
- 5:42You can you patch me up? Sure.
- 5:44It's a kind of scrapes on the back there.
- 5:46I can't reach. H.
- 5:47Yeah yeah. Put a little paper off so that
- 5:49way its 60th not have 46 plus 3. Well derail sounds good 17, it's
- 6:00good stuff. Good stuff.
- 6:02Hmm. It still stings, though.
- 6:04Sano, whoo, that's why I'll stay be.
- 6:07Yes, that's the hurricane powder, that's in it.
- 6:13Thank you. Sterilize it.
- 6:16You know it's almost kind of like the stuff that I own a has
- 6:19the sterilizer hands. I only did you get the bending
- 6:24with these two vending machines and the barracks?
- 6:28Yes, the barracks. Okay, I'll grab these two.
- 6:32All right, you receive two more packs and are deducted. 140,
- 6:36Eddie's, okay. Well while we're here because I
- 6:39imagine we're just getting ready for Getting to the front of the
- 6:43trailer. I'm just going to run back to
- 6:44the jail and grab the med pack from the vending machine in
- 6:51there as well. Sounds good as you're there, you
- 6:54hear meowing, they're still just meowing there.
- 6:57Okay, good. Just do they have any weapons on
- 7:00them? You'd have to look 15.
- 7:03Yeah. You see that?
- 7:05They all have a sword and they all have a gun come here.
- 7:08Kitty, kitty, kitty. Which one are you trying to get
- 7:11to come over? I'm gonna go for the the
- 7:13lieutenant first. All right?
- 7:15Give me kitty. Kitty on the mere human human
- 7:18perception, human perception. I'm actually going to do
- 7:21persuasion. Okay.
- 7:24Oh my God, are you fucking kidding me?
- 7:26He hisses that. You know?
- 7:28Okay, I'm going to move to goes to try and like, scratch your
- 7:32hand. Hmm, no, I will go to the next
- 7:37cat. No, come here.
- 7:39Kitty kitty. That one didn't like me to begin
- 7:45with. So I believe that the grunt
- 7:48comes up to the bars and starts rubbing up against it.
- 7:52And I'm going to And Holster the gun and try and take the sword
- 7:56as well. Tries to play with the sword but
- 7:59you're under 21, so it's just cute.
- 8:01Okay, do I get both weapons off of them?
- 8:05Okay, I will do the same for the grunt next to him as well.
- 8:09The garage next to him is actually playing with his sword
- 8:11on the ground. So many comes over to.
- 8:13He doesn't have it. He's only got a gun, okay, I'll
- 8:15take the gun and then I will buy the med kit and I will be on my
- 8:22way. So I just, I just was just
- 8:25disarming them. Great.
- 8:27Do you leave the weapons? Anyway, I will put them in
- 8:32front. Oh, where's the cook?
- 8:35All right, how's it going? Hi, I would actually love a
- 8:40grilled cheese. Thank you very much.
- 8:42Yeah, no worries. I'm 83 because I was hungry.
- 8:44You can have one. I'll just take half I just take
- 8:46half of girl. She's a, could you watch these
- 8:48weapons? I tried to take as many weapons
- 8:51off of the cat. Yeah.
- 8:53When everything, no, man, they are right.
- 8:57It's very fun there on kitten. Catch currently as I'm sure you
- 9:00can tell. Oh, absolutely.
- 9:02But it will wear off. But there is the chance that
- 9:05there will be permanent psychological damage.
- 9:06So it's possible that they. Yeah, so that big one, still has
- 9:13all of his weapons and then this one is playing with it sword and
- 9:16I can't get it but if you want to try your other weapons that I
- 9:21got from them so you guys didn't die once.
- 9:26Of us. Got our legs blown off.
- 9:28It wasn't me. It was not me but you still got
- 9:33both legs. Yeah.
- 9:35Well, so, does he technically, oh, nothing what?
- 9:42Watch sports, we're alive. Everyone's alive except for gear
- 9:46sico. Except for what else?
- 9:49I will take all of your grilled cheeses.
- 9:52All right, well, I mean, that means I'm gonna have to go make
- 9:53some more. I'm not believe this room on its
- 9:55own. Is that okay?
- 9:55That's totally fine. They're not going to stop being
- 9:58cats anytime soon. All right.
- 10:01Thank you. Cool.
- 10:03Well I'm gonna go make some more.
- 10:04We've only got rye bread left so that's I love rye bread.
- 10:07I will not eat this off so that I may have through.
- 10:09I grilled cheese. Thank you.
- 10:11Want me to bring some to the hall or it's like siphon there
- 10:14right there. Yeah, oh, yeah.
- 10:15You're definitely safe. All right.
- 10:17Well, I'll go make you guys some grilled cheese and I'll be back.
- 10:20Great, thank you. You guys upstairs to make some
- 10:23really can I come I come into the hall with a plate of grilled
- 10:25cheese. That's yes, three grilled cheese
- 10:27sandwiches in the whole way. It's anyone hungry.
- 10:31Oh, also, I got another Med kit. So I threw medkits on me.
- 10:34Does anyone else need one or a cream cheese?
- 10:37Yeah, I could really go for a make it anything honestly to
- 10:41stop the bleeding, you know, the the whole like blown off leg
- 10:45thing. Really took away from the rest
- 10:47of my body which is also very much hurt.
- 10:52Hmm. Sorry you look so silly with
- 10:56that lick. Please, please stop.
- 11:00It's really important. He, I mean, honestly, you're
- 11:04responsible for this. So, it's a very small leg and an
- 11:10even smaller foot and I understand it is silly.
- 11:14And I do horrible, but I ain't nothing to laugh about it.
- 11:17Okay. This, this, this This will help
- 11:21but I'm gonna do that would do one of the med kits on him.
- 11:24All right to D6 + 12 to 6. You get seven points of healing.
- 11:31Oh my God honestly this feels amazing but I still got a long
- 11:36way to go. Okay here's another one real you
- 11:40made to D6 + 2 because ten more. Oh my God.
- 11:45Thank you. Thank you so much Iona honestly.
- 11:49Lee, I just have to say you are, you're coming around?
- 11:53I also brought you a grilled cheese so you can get the taste
- 11:57of human flesh out of your mouth.
- 11:59You know, today it's been quite a roller coaster.
- 12:01It was the one of the best days of my life and then I lost my
- 12:04leg and now it's back but small and now I got a grilled cheese
- 12:08so thank you and grenades and mini guns.
- 12:12You made it. Yeah, well I don't have those
- 12:15but dude that was also a part of your day.
- 12:17It's true. Were suck your blood, Chef
- 12:25breath. Watch the door.
- 12:27Holy shit, your leg. It is wrong small, very petite.
- 12:34Yeah. Yeah, pretty poor foot.
- 12:37There is more comical moment. Say, it is very funny raft.
- 12:43Actually, I did laughs. I didn't mean to laugh again.
- 12:46I'm very sorry. So many dead bodies.
- 12:51Well done. Can we all go to the final room
- 12:58please? I feel like that's where the let
- 13:02me lick. All I love this story is, yeah,
- 13:05but the end. The engine faithful are just
- 13:09referral. Yes, yes, door, I will open.
- 13:16I have no idea of what is inside.
- 13:19The faithful it is. No cameras.
- 13:23I have a motion detector. Tell you.
- 13:26How many people are in there. Should we get stranger?
- 13:31Yes, it's true. Zero will be very useful.
- 13:35Okay. I think you are so good.
- 13:37Stranger, you know? They're okay, you get stranger?
- 13:39Yeah, he's just two cars back and that's what Joan it in front
- 13:45of 20 forgotten the to and fresh.
- 13:51Yeah, dude indeed gets dude. Yeah.
- 13:57Yeah, I'll go and get stranger but I'll also grab A grilled
- 14:01cheese for my own along the way to four shift Miku grilled
- 14:04cheese. I like mine with a pomplamoose.
- 14:08Is it weird that you have a French accent, but you're
- 14:11wearing an American cowboy hat, you make judgments based on
- 14:15clothing. Do you judge books by cover
- 14:18strange? You know, it's weird that phrase
- 14:24covers are like literally meant to be judged about like,
- 14:27interested you are in the book, this like the point of a covers.
- 14:31So, like, judge Blue Book, there are some books, which have two
- 14:33redundant, they are, but they are actually bad.
- 14:37You have great coverage under she oh good.
- 14:39They all have you saying, you know, excellent day.
- 14:42I'm not saying you're covered isn't serious, but you know,
- 14:46Wilma is all. I'm saying, I'm not through my
- 14:54judgment. I was trying to fit in.
- 14:56Do you think I do not look good in that?
- 14:58I am Cowboy bang Bang. Yeah, it's been a weird day.
- 15:03Stranger with yeah. No man.
- 15:08Holy shit. This place is cool as ho.
- 15:10My God jail. Yeah.
- 15:13Do you realize you have a tiny leg.
- 15:15You guys had bring some real fucked up.
- 15:16Things from me you know that you miss it when he was eating his
- 15:19other leg. Oh God damn it.
- 15:22Yeah, there's a toe left. I'll oh she's like a popcorn
- 15:29chicken scoffs, it's a pauper. Oh man.
- 15:35That's that's not nice. What smell?
- 15:41I smell grilled cheese, but is that it's at keeping catch in
- 15:44the air. You got up strangers.
- 15:50I'll give it to you as soon as we get the fuck off.
- 15:52The train. No.
- 15:53All right. All right, all right.
- 15:55I'll have some after the train. Yes you need to fix faithful.
- 15:59You go to your cuddle puddle of me out / - sounds great to me.
- 16:04All right let's go. Let's do it or rug so we usually
- 16:08just go strip inside. And yeah you want to all right.
- 16:14Well we not know who is inside the faithful car so we'll find
- 16:23out when we open the door I guess.
- 16:24I'm just going to start wrapping up the minigun so then that way
- 16:28as soon as they open the door to start shooting everything
- 16:29inside, do not blow up. I'm a really, really good.
- 16:45Precise shot with a minigun. It's good for working hope.
- 16:48So you know I nuts not to brag but there is sun in front.
- 16:51Your son's up front. See?
- 16:53There's this time, a nuclear whatever.
- 16:56Clear efficient a nuclear fission.
- 16:59Yeah. Yes.
- 17:00I create start. How did you do research
- 17:03scientist with science? Like, how no one's ever done
- 17:08that? There is no true in 2022.
- 17:12The European Bank created Fusion in the early works of the Year.
- 17:22Yes. Actually to make fusion
- 17:25reaction. First one was for good.
- 17:28Four and a half seconds. It made enough power to light.
- 17:30I think 17 the conjured light bulbs and for like 14 printers
- 17:35for yeah, yeah we know in the net combined.
- 17:37What's the first generation of scientists?
- 17:39Those goddamn Brits. It was not to be British.
- 17:44Absolutely, absolutely not. How do you say?
- 18:00Yes, you don't box down. Shoot the sun.
- 18:04Yeah, no do not shoot ball pipes and various occult trauma wet.
- 18:09And surgical with this batch record I would hope so because
- 18:13also a recycling plant. It.
- 18:17You used before. Yes.
- 18:22Do you want me to do you say help?
- 18:25Fuck this shit up. We can Urban Cowboy bang bang.
- 18:30I mean, it's Europe, train. I would think you'd want them.
- 18:33I would love to thank you for the invitation.
- 18:36Yeah, and he goes up to the front door, right?
- 18:39At the end of the cabin, he puts his hand on the controller Zoo.
- 18:45You have about five minutes. I need to do how you English
- 18:49hacking. And he's just standing there and
- 18:52you can see a little bit of a readout coming out on his left
- 18:54eye as he's like hacking through Bill.
- 18:57Okay? Now, drop the minigun.
- 18:59There's actually searching for was that fish?
- 19:02Thank God. All right, I'm not preparing my
- 19:05grenade launcher now. He has anyone else so funny,
- 19:08they want to do before this door open.
- 19:10So funny. I'm going to load in my plus-one
- 19:13rounds. You got it.
- 19:15Oh, load an EMP grenade. I don't know if that'll help.
- 19:20Boop. No, no, that'll blow sorry.
- 19:24All in there. All right.
- 19:26I'll do the sticky grenade. Wait.
- 19:31James got them, special grenades.
- 19:33I do got them special good. Night's.
- 19:35Well, which one you look for where I got smoke grenades.
- 19:38I got actually, let's take a look.
- 19:40I'm pretty sure I smoke grenades.
- 19:42I got smoke grenades. I got a regular grenades.
- 19:44I got trapped grenade. Just got one of them, but still
- 19:48looks pretty cool. You use one of the Trap
- 19:50grenades. No, I still got that one.
- 19:53I only got one. Get, I gave me towards the
- 19:54front, right? Right, yeah, yeah.
- 19:57Into those are those are spiffy. A no way.
- 20:00Well, she everyone. I got to do what I have
- 20:05unlocked. The door.
- 20:06Is everyone ready? Yeah, already my rifle and
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- 21:23world. He kicks the door.
- 21:34Open your Barrel in penso? What's in there?
- 21:39I wait I still have the you gave me the pop Shield, correct?
- 21:46Right bro? Me yeah, okay, so I have my pop
- 21:50Shield because I don't have a different, I don't have any
- 21:52other Shield. So I'm going to wait in the back
- 21:55where weight is The Shield that that you gave me.
- 21:58No, no, not the half Shield, the pop the pop one that you
- 22:00dismantled. Yeah.
- 22:03Do you still have a half Shield that thing's dead?
- 22:06Great. You don't have a half Shield.
- 22:08All right. Jonas hanging out.
- 22:10The back room, is anyone going to try and no?
- 22:13Rev kicked the door open? So no one gets to stealth as you
- 22:16burst into the room in the center of the room.
- 22:20Sitting at the throne and above him is a ball of light covered
- 22:25in like a shield. That's Stopping most of its
- 22:30glare from entering the room. But it's held in a field above
- 22:33this big blind and energy is being siphoned off into a bunch
- 22:37of tubes that just go into the walls.
- 22:40And they're sitting at the seat. Is the captain plug it into
- 22:45faithful. He's jittering around on either
- 22:48side of him is a lieutenant holding a gun and right in front
- 22:52of you. He's a Rio but he looks a little
- 22:56bit different. He's very big.
- 23:00It's about twice the size of the ryu's you've been fighting
- 23:02before and he's a big fuck-off Plus on his chest rio+, roll for
- 23:10initiative. The rio+ world, incredibly high
- 23:15on initiative with a 21. So they go first.
- 23:20He's got a plus all these chairs look gray.
- 23:23Oh hello brother. Are you don't know this trick?
- 23:29He pulls out his sword. He flicked his wrists in it.
- 23:32Lights up blue. And then he turns his wrist.
- 23:35And another blade comes out the bottom of the hilt.
- 23:37That also glows blue stole that from a movie, fuck you, brother.
- 23:45He swings at me, it's u19 damage.
- 23:54Oh no, Rolla vision. It's 17.
- 24:00As he goes towards you with his sword, you and him Clash swords.
- 24:05You have an opportunity to have a battle conversation.
- 24:08Nice is my red sword sparking with his blue sword, death
- 24:18doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how much they
- 24:22enhanced you. You will always be a copy, he
- 24:25will never be the original. It's funny thing.
- 24:27Someone says to somebody. This size and he flicks and
- 24:31tries to hit you with the bottom right role of Asian.
- 24:35Nice. Yeah.
- 24:37You he wrote 16 year-old 19, you Clash swords.
- 24:39Again, you're all high enough to you actually push him back.
- 24:42He gets pushed back through the room a little bit nice.
- 24:48Fuck, I hope for his bonus actually grabs the lieutenant to
- 24:52his left and he throws it at, you know, bajor Jesus 23.
- 25:05You're all 17 with rolling. The lieutenant does a forward
- 25:08roll and attempts, not to get hurt, Rosa, 20 and does fine.
- 25:13Now, they're in the corner of the dam and it's the captain's
- 25:19turn. The captain Twitches a little
- 25:21bit. But nothing happens and it's
- 25:27revs turn piece of shit. This is outrageous, and he pulls
- 25:47out this gun, It's a crossbow as he's running towards him.
- 25:54You pulls the crossbow and shoot at him hitting him pinning.
- 25:58His shoulder to the side of the table and distracting him for a
- 26:00moment. Causing 18 damage, the bolt
- 26:04starts to Electrify who fires another one but the bolt jams
- 26:08are now he can't fire it. A third time milder, and with
- 26:12his last attack, he takes his giant arm that's attached to his
- 26:15back and tries to hit someone. Unfortunately, only wrong
- 26:18attend. He misses That's catered to the
- 26:21side of the room. I got him.
- 26:25Who me? I suppose every nice.
- 26:28Do you know what do you have to be this fight?
- 26:30Grab is my friend. I am here also incredibly
- 26:34competent. I just did not roll so well I
- 26:36just thought I don't see it. My gun can shoot three times and
- 26:42I have giant arm. Okay.
- 26:44If you are beer as far as that. No.
- 26:47Yeah. Just just very fun conversation,
- 26:49you just Two lieutenants, right over there.
- 26:54So I'm just I'm just wondering you worried about you.
- 26:59Okay, I'm not. Okay.
- 27:06And it's Hannah's turn and it does a front spring into the
- 27:10room and their electric whip is broken.
- 27:12Yeah you and me let's get let's get the big guy down the big
- 27:16Value Plus guy. Yeah.
- 27:18All right Jimmy to hold my action know whatever you can
- 27:21attack them and I'll tear coming.
- 27:24Okay what's about to happen to thing?
- 27:26You want me not to in the pits Vias, seen those little confined
- 27:29space for a pincer. Yeah, you're right.
- 27:32All right, I'll attack him with my sword and stuff, right?
- 27:35She does a slide and tries to hit him with her sword.
- 27:38Rolling a 21. That's very good.
- 27:41He rolls equally at 21, so their swords clash and you see what
- 27:45must have been very cool. Everybody else saw happen to you
- 27:49earlier, Sparks Fly, but Hannah does have a second roll with
- 27:54that. So roll male Rio Also tries
- 27:57their best to evade and manages to push henna back.
- 28:02Extra retro. Yeah, didn't go very well.
- 28:05He's very large. Okay, I'll get it from the back.
- 28:09You get it from the front. You got it.
- 28:11And Hannah looks at Retro Retro tag.
- 28:13You're it. All right.
- 28:15Retros gonna switch out from his rifle to a shotgun.
- 28:22Ash is going to load up to absorb pound.
- 28:25Holy bullets into the shotgun cool.
- 28:29And he's going to take his first shot at Rio 16 you'll pretty
- 28:35close to him. So yes.
- 28:37That hits 17 damage, nice part of his armor blows off his
- 28:43shoulder. You can see the flesh underneath
- 28:46is actually undulating little TV likes to play.
- 28:53Well, here's another shot of rock salt in your face, buddy.
- 28:58Fuck. 20 that hits 13 damage, very nice.
- 29:06More of his armor blasts off and you can see more of his
- 29:09undulating flesh underneath the armor.
- 29:11Fuck, that's pretty gross, dude. Look like he has like a bunch of
- 29:16those, was it? Scarabs crawl around inside his
- 29:21body like from the movie? The Mummy, the see it, I just
- 29:25moving everywhere, whether that And Jeb, it's your turn.
- 29:30Well, Jim hobbles over, you know, bump bump, bump, bump,
- 29:34bump, bump over into the corner there and peeks out the side and
- 29:40takes a few potshots at. No, no.
- 29:45And he reaches into his bag, pulls out the Trap grenade and
- 29:51throws it. A try.
- 29:53You rolling. Perception, check perception.
- 29:55Check as you pull out the truck grenade Romeo perception.
- 29:58Check? 31.
- 30:00Yes. As you look at your grenade,
- 30:01what you notice that it says maximum height of victim 62 so
- 30:06just won't work. It's your enemy right?
- 30:12You're a regular at the right you plus grenade 18.
- 30:17Yes. That hits all damage 26 damage.
- 30:22Is two sexes in there? Yeah, you do a lot of damage and
- 30:26a large portion of his left shoulder, comes off and falls on
- 30:29the ground and he picks it up. Takes a big bite.
- 30:35You can see the shoulders start to try and come back.
- 30:38Such a clean stuff. That's gross.
- 30:41The lieutenant in the corner of the room that got thrown goes to
- 30:43try and attack Sano near the doorway.
- 30:46He attacks with his Katana role evasion?
- 30:49Boom, 22 nice. Nice.
- 30:52You avoid his first strike. He tries again.
- 30:55Rolls a crit, 29, roll evasion x21.
- 31:00Not good enough. He hits you with that.
- 31:02Katana for 10 damage. Or was it five?
- 31:07The other Lieutenant tries to attack, rev trying to attack him
- 31:11with a katana. Rob's not a very Nimble fellow
- 31:13and that Katana role is a 23, although he did roll20 on
- 31:17Invasion, not enough. He takes some damage six damage.
- 31:25You ever embarrassed with the glad I am attacks again, the
- 31:30crit, 27 roof got enough, takes more damage, it also tells you
- 31:37it's a no, it's your time. Great.
- 31:40I don't wanna fight. This guy, can I like Dodge out
- 31:45of the way and get behind real plus the tech real?
- 31:49Yes, but it will cost you one of your swipes.
- 31:52Okay, so I will Dodge out of the way of us sword.
- 31:57Swing here. Run to the back and try and cuts
- 32:01one of the legs like this. Stick my Katana and like the
- 32:06heel of the leg. Oh nice.
- 32:07Yeah smell 21:21 right here plus rolls, a crit, 29 and steps away
- 32:18from your sword as it drives him to the ground.
- 32:20We're gonna do too fast though. He's so huge Kelly do much
- 32:27besides move towards mm like box women in the corner.
- 32:31Sounds good. It's been Dells ton mendell has
- 32:33learned their lesson and is going to stay back and shoot
- 32:39instead of rushing in There's this this guy just right here at
- 32:43the door. Yeah.
- 32:44Yeah, I left him there. Is he and he's paying attention
- 32:47to Sano who was just attacking him here?
- 32:49Yeah, convened. Us actually self up and knife
- 32:53and short-sword him through the throat.
- 32:56Absolutely, Romeo, stealth roll. Okay, good, I'm he's distracted.
- 33:01I'm gonna give him a - for to this role.
- 33:05Jeff growing a new leg once be tiring, made it really takes the
- 33:08lady. I tell you, they do not know.
- 33:11Otis the stealth even Del behind their rolling.
- 33:13Only a 12 on human perception and Del gets an opportunity to
- 33:18cut past the armor 15 hitting seven damage.
- 33:22Nice cutting a decent amount into the neck.
- 33:25They get another hit as they pull the blade out from their
- 33:28flesh just roll damage again 0 or not.
- 33:31That's a crit. That's good.
- 33:33Rob damage. It's a crit.
- 33:34They die. They did.
- 33:36They did you want so the soldier near the doorway?
- 33:40Vendor Walks up behind them, puts the blade right into the
- 33:43neck. Whispers into the lieutenant
- 33:46ear, I just missed your heart, twist the knife and pulls it
- 33:49out. And you see, in his eyes, the
- 33:51heart of this Lieutenant burst, she just drops to the ground
- 33:57clutching his chair. Dear I see you're so much better
- 34:02at stealth fund. Do we have to stop?
- 34:04Letting you just run into things?
- 34:08I know. But No guts, no glory, no guts,
- 34:13no glory and also no life. Also you'll die.
- 34:18Okay tag. You're it.
- 34:22Oh, I just, I step into the store away.
- 34:24We're both German vento are and I'm gonna take a shot at the of
- 34:31a lieutenant with rev. Okay.
- 34:34Roll 28. Holy shit.
- 34:36I miss, I never miss can't miss cameras.
- 34:40Don't do a lot of damage but Kim is nine damage.
- 34:44Yeah, it's also a good distraction for that guy to and
- 34:48then I'm just going to duck back around just about Not Linda me,
- 34:53just back around this corner. I should be down there.
- 34:58I just back up back to back out of the doorway.
- 35:01Again, rio+ steps towards Sato being his biggest enemy and
- 35:09starts to attack him with his big double laser blade.
- 35:12Again, falling 15 Sano evasion 1990s.
- 35:19He misses you completely. You take a sidestep.
- 35:21Thanks again. Role evasion.
- 35:26Yes, 22. You B's 21, nice.
- 35:30Here's the thing. He can do that three times once
- 35:32every other turn. So he does it again and you miss
- 35:37again. Oh brother, I see Hopscotch was.
- 35:41It's continue your training. That's really stupid to say.
- 35:46Pray and friends are what the fuck.
- 35:47Did you just say? What did he say?
- 35:50We didn't do a house concert rating, that's right.
- 35:53No, no sir, I don't. Yes, and he's just a Clone.
- 35:56He doesn't know any better hella sick.
- 36:03Yo, fuck brother. The captain puts his hands on
- 36:09both sides of the chair and concentrates.
- 36:12Real hard. But doesn't roll right.
- 36:14And you watch him convulse, like electricity surges over his
- 36:18entire body. And the train judders that
- 36:23doesn't feel good Beyond this door.
- 36:27No, it's Rob's turn. He grabs the lieutenant with his
- 36:34giant arm, man, avoid that. And instead his arm gets grabbed
- 36:40and he doesn't get a chance to go towards the captain.
- 36:42Rev takes his gun out pointed towards the lieutenant.
- 36:46That now has her hold of him and tries to shoot him.
- 36:49He's close enough that he pulls off.
- 36:50Shot and he blows a shot and takes a step back, but now he
- 36:53can't attack the captain. You see these books?
- 36:58They are very annoying and it's henna Stern, Anna jumps towards
- 37:02Rio plus Swinging with her sword.
- 37:07Misses, the first attack trying to attack a second time.
- 37:10Rio catches the blade in his hand and snaps the top off.
- 37:17Fuck because Anna roles are sex and they Take a step back
- 37:21towards the doorway to try and get a bit more distance.
- 37:24Ah fuck brother. I have a plan all for playing
- 37:29school yard games and retro is going to decide to play Capture
- 37:32the Flag instead, make a run over to the captain.
- 37:35Can I use my bonus action to figure out what the fuck is
- 37:38going on? He's jacked into the train,
- 37:40okay, it's really obvious. There's a big fuck-off cable
- 37:42attached to the back of his head and if I sever that or kill him,
- 37:45then we're good, you don't know. That's why I'm asking.
- 37:48Can I use my bonus action? Can use your bonus action to
- 37:51work out. What will happen?
- 37:52Yes, you rolled a crit fail. So all you know, is that if you
- 37:57unplug it grilled cheese, that's a good burger.
- 37:59Mmm. That's what comes to mind.
- 38:01You rolled a crit fail. Alright, girl, cheese smells
- 38:03really good. She is that does sound like
- 38:06something we would want and really wants more grilled
- 38:08cheese. So Remy is going to take two
- 38:11shots at the captain, then at least plugged into the chair,
- 38:13okay? All I'm thinking is grilled
- 38:16cheese and yeah, cool shit. It's point-blank 18.
- 38:20Yeah. Hit him, they'll damage 11.
- 38:22Yeah. You here again with another 1800
- 38:25and 19 damage. Very good.
- 38:26He does not look good. There's a lot of blood coming
- 38:29out of them, but he's concentrating.
- 38:30Really hard to try and control the train and ignores you guys,
- 38:34we killed the captain. We get grilled cheese
- 38:36sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, might have need
- 38:39anything but leg for a while, I'ma kill him, we're gonna do
- 38:43chip. So, Jeb peeks out from the
- 38:45corner, once again, reaches back in, its the bag, pulls out the
- 38:48Trap grenade and goes, well, Well, maybe you'll take this
- 38:51guy. Hey, you're lifting it, okay,
- 38:54it's this nice, son of a bitch. The pain gets in your way a
- 39:01little bit and you throw it. Sweet bat, Montana legs.
- 39:05And it instead flies towards Reve, Reve has to roll evasion.
- 39:10Are they were all 21. It rolls at the floor and tries
- 39:12to grab something it opens. Lots of spines try and grab
- 39:16something and it falls to the ground like a big mess of
- 39:20cables. Oh, you know if you don't hit
- 39:22those things are done. God damn, use your strong arm
- 39:26next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rich, bro.
- 39:30How about you? Try it?
- 39:31And I've tossed, the the remaining 12 him.
- 39:33All right, cool. The lieutenant is seeing that
- 39:37rather as a little distracted tries to attack him.
- 39:40They fire their shout gun at him, totally hitting him and
- 39:42hitting him for 13 damage. And then he steps towards the
- 39:47captain. Okay?
- 39:48I am going to look at the giant Rio.
- 39:52Notice that we've been just going back and forth, trading
- 39:55blows. It's not as isn't going anywhere
- 39:58or both too fast and then I she threw my sword.
- 40:04Knock out my hand and fire a sticky bomb.
- 40:12Okay. Well wait, is that, what are you
- 40:15equipped? Yes, we equipped.
- 40:17I don't think that has any stat different system from.
- 40:21It's easier to hit. Okay, let's go.
- 40:25Grenade launcher. Plus you're really close to the
- 40:29likelihood of you missing? This is very low.
- 40:30Yeah, 19. You hit it.
- 40:32Sticks right into his clavicle right below his neck.
- 40:39Fuck play with that dick. I'll see you next.
- 40:44Time and I would rather jump out of the way.
- 40:46Okay? Roll damage, 21.
- 40:48Yeah, 21 damage is actually enough to blow his head off.
- 40:51So, his head full-on expose blood splatters all over the
- 40:55wall behind him. And the lieutenant looks over
- 40:58and goes. And it's Bend elster seeing that
- 41:03the lieutenant is attractive, they're going to just shoot
- 41:09they're gonna do it. Are you gonna do after you?
- 41:12Heck. Yeah, heck and haken shooty
- 41:15shooty shooty with just a regular heavy pistol 17.
- 41:23It hits unifier of to so cool Road.
- 41:26They're both of those hit role to damage.
- 41:28Nice, yes. Those last two shots.
- 41:31Lots of 15 and 8 damage the bullets penetrate the armor
- 41:36finally of this Lieutenant. He falls to the ground onto his
- 41:40knees, you and dies. And the only person left in this
- 41:45room is the captain who is plugged into the machine and so
- 41:50cannot fight for himself and combat is over now with my
- 41:54shotgun. Rev Run's over to the captain.
- 41:58I must first unplugged from here grilled cheese.
- 42:05I will give you a little cheese in the world.
- 42:07I need to unplug, you know. Okay, fine.
- 42:10I know it's strange here. All right you recalibrate people
- 42:15are you know I got you stranger walks in and starts tinkering in
- 42:18a little ball floats up from cooking machine, revs Pets, the
- 42:23ball. Thank you for saving my Trenton.
- 42:25Oh, that was quite the fight. Really glad you answered my ear
- 42:29massage. You know, I could use one of
- 42:31those two. What?
- 42:33Ah yes. Thank you for sending it.
- 42:38I guess we were all supposed to be careful sleeping.
- 42:43I'm not. Yes, always a pleasure to kill
- 42:45arisaka. You said there was a vending
- 42:48machine here. Yes.
- 42:50Can we have? Yes absolutely.
- 42:53Absolutely. Okay, let me City with stranger
- 42:57and just give me a minute. You guys have some good cheese.
- 43:00Okay. I would bring awesome.
- 43:03Speaking of which, we got three arisaka, guys locked up in jail
- 43:06place so that's a bonus objective.
- 43:12We see next time on, no linton's.
- 43:31Are they still cats? Oh I just didn't know who you
- 43:35were and I'm still a little on edge after.
- 43:38Oh you know so little I was from arisaka I escaped after I
- 43:42realized the horrible things that they have been doing
- 43:46knowing you I suppose you'll find out soon.
- 43:48Well I could have told you that this is the last time I'm going
- 43:51to ask politely before I go in there with my heat sword.
- 43:55If I'm being honest. They are is someone that I would
- 43:59need to get in contact with first.
- 44:01Yeah, I tried doing it and I, it's impossible.
- 44:06You need to have like Hulk strength in order to have to,
- 44:09it's nuts. Our what you supposed to be the
- 44:11sympathizers, who are they sympathize with their talking by
- 44:13it? I'm just spitballing here you,
- 44:16reject arisaka, you know, I I know.
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