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Dennis Rodman, MTH, Sand and Soul, Toilet Paper Story and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking back to back down, giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the Milian buck things in the cubbing me through good it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve has listening to the movie together for ste Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join rad, join me in doing me. Honey,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out. Turn the water, the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your back, h I sure
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  Speaker 1: will come Martin. Everybody you are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on now dig me one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. What God doing y'all? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: what are doing? What are you doing in your life?
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  Speaker 1: He's doing something, he moving, he working. Don't lose your
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  Speaker 1: patience though so I did that before. Don't lose your patience.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't. Don't get so sick of waiting that you
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  Speaker 1: take matters into your own hands. Don't do that. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: you blowing it. Listen to me. You're listening to somebody
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  Speaker 1: who's done it that way. I had a dream. I
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  Speaker 1: had a vision. I had some hope, I had some faith,
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  Speaker 1: I had some aspirations. But I got a little impatient
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  Speaker 1: waiting on it. So I tried a couple other things
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  Speaker 1: move it along. But I can't tell you how I
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  Speaker 1: messed it up. Then I messed it up. Then, because
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  Speaker 1: God gave me the power of decision, what I had
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  Speaker 1: to do was then I took matters into my own hand,
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  Speaker 1: messed it up. Now, guess what, He still got something
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  Speaker 1: from me. But now I gotta fix all the mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: Now I gotta straighten them out. I gotta, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: suffer some consequences. I gotta pay for my transgressions. All
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  Speaker 1: of that, All of that, it's gotta go down. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do something wrong and not pay for it. It's
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  Speaker 1: you call it, calma, call it whatever you wanna call it.
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  Speaker 1: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction every action.
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  Speaker 1: If it just stays sunny all the time, you might
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  Speaker 1: think it's cool, but there's gonna be a reaction to it.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no dark, ain't no shade, ain't no break, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no rain. Gonna be hard if it's your sunny all
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  Speaker 1: the time, vice versa. So you need you need the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: You need the darkness so you can get your break
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  Speaker 1: from that sun. You need the rain so you can
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  Speaker 1: nourish the roots so that sun it can soak up
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  Speaker 1: the sun and get the benefit of the sun. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't get the opposite, you got a problem, man.
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  Speaker 1: And it happens throughout nature, it happens throughout your life.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think that you can do wrong and not have
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  Speaker 1: to pay for that. See somebody as we're just going
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  Speaker 1: to get with that now, because that's it. You reap
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  Speaker 1: what you sold. That's it. That's that's that's standard. That
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  Speaker 1: that that's a rule, that's a law of nature, that's
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  Speaker 1: God's law. You can't get around that. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: who you are. You want to be the world's greatest
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  Speaker 1: drug pin You're gonna die just like that. You reap
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  Speaker 1: misery on other people's lives, misery coming to your life.
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  Speaker 1: You can justify it and call when I'm in a gang, dismhood,
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  Speaker 1: you call it whatever you want to call it. With
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  Speaker 1: that foolishness, you file and you out of line, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay for that. Do you think this is man?
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  Speaker 1: We We we think man because we'd have made a
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  Speaker 1: decision that we think is best for us, and no
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  Speaker 1: matter how it affect nobody else, we got the right
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  Speaker 1: to make that call. No, you don't. No, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever it is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into
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  Speaker 1: the gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to
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  Speaker 1: be this a way to be down with us. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang.
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  Speaker 1: See how many of them be there for you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: they'll go around the corner with you and starts shooting.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, when it's time to do some time and
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  Speaker 1: they can lessen their centers, you're gonna get that time.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna point their finger dead at you. I watched
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  Speaker 1: for eight hours all the time, man. I watched locker
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  Speaker 1: up raw all the time, all the time, man, all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just
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  Speaker 1: holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the
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  Speaker 1: mob turns stateside, evidence go fed all that. Now we
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  Speaker 1: are in the ound, the hood. We didn't created this
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  Speaker 1: ignorant mess called no snitchet. With that hignorant mess, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
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  Speaker 1: a code of honor. If you do dirt and you
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  Speaker 1: get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
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  Speaker 1: if I was with you. That's a code of honor
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  Speaker 1: amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
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  Speaker 1: that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten no honor.
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  Speaker 1: They then bought that stuff back to the street. Now
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  Speaker 1: that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching, No snitching, You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
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  Speaker 1: That's who people have made a code of honor amongst
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  Speaker 1: themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
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  Speaker 1: drag me down. What you just do your time? Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a law biden citizen. Dog. I'm trying to live right
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  Speaker 1: over here. Man. I don't want to crack house up
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  Speaker 1: street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right
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  Speaker 1: out here. Man, you can't do wrong and expect wrong
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  Speaker 1: not to come to you. You got to make a
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  Speaker 1: decision every day to do right. Ask God. I was
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  Speaker 1: watching this thing on TV. This gang down in Miami.
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  Speaker 1: They say a prab before they go out and do
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  Speaker 1: a hit. What what? What? You're crazy? Who have you
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  Speaker 1: let tell you? This hoghest work got something ritual they
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  Speaker 1: go through man like God going honor them and protect
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  Speaker 1: them On some dirt. God ain't got protection you on dirt.
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  Speaker 1: You got what you got coming. You made a decision.
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  Speaker 1: You go down there to get some you might got
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  Speaker 1: get got See we got to come on. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to so many men out here right now. I should
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  Speaker 1: have said that didn't mean getting but a conversation and
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  Speaker 1: kind of got away from me. I was going to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you about something else this morning, but did
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  Speaker 1: just only man, because our communities. Man, it's just going
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  Speaker 1: to the pot man, because it ain't nobody can about
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  Speaker 1: nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see that young
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  Speaker 1: dude over that doing wrong. Look at them foods over
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  Speaker 1: that man, Go over there and talk to one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Pull them to the side. Man. You might not be
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  Speaker 1: able to approach the group, but you can approach an individual.
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  Speaker 1: Come in, young man, Let me talk to you. I
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  Speaker 1: saw you the other day. Man. You look like you
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  Speaker 1: got something going on in your life. What's happening with you?
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  Speaker 1: Let me talk to you, man, Let me share something
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  Speaker 1: I learned. I was doing what you was doing. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Tommy did a prank phone call one time
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  Speaker 1: as a limo driver, and the dude the prank was
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  Speaker 1: he called this limo company to ask this limo driver
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  Speaker 1: to take him to this location late at night, and
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  Speaker 1: the limo driver got a young business he going, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got you. I don't normally work like that. But
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  Speaker 1: how long you need it? He's say, for just about
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  Speaker 1: an hour? He said, well, I'm gonna have to charge
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  Speaker 1: you for the full three though, because a three hour minimum.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy told him, now, I just need it for one hours.
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  Speaker 1: He said, okay, I'll give you a break, young man.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to do something. Where you want to go?
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  Speaker 1: He gave the address. The man stopped writing. He said,
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  Speaker 1: that's a bank. He said, yeah. He said, you want
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  Speaker 1: to go to the bank at twelve thirty at night.
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  Speaker 1: He say, yeah, and I'm gonna be in for a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes. And when I come out that bank, I
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  Speaker 1: need for you to flow it. That to dude with
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  Speaker 1: the limo. He stopped writing. He said, ho, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, man, you want me to take you to
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  Speaker 1: a bank twelve thirty at night. You're gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: there for a few minutes and you're gonna come out,
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  Speaker 1: and you want me to float it. He says, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
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  Speaker 1: the wrong company. He said, what may you call here?
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  Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
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  Speaker 1: limo come to you. Just dry. He stopped and took
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  Speaker 1: the time out. He said, young man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. He said. I've been down before, I've been
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  Speaker 1: locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you young people to day. Instead of going
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  Speaker 1: to get a job, trying to work your way, you're
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some fast money. Head. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I already know. Don't go down they're messing
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  Speaker 1: with them people's money like that because they love that
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  Speaker 1: money where more than they love you, and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do something to you down now. Now, you stop this foolishness.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of time out to tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna go good. They're gonna take care
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  Speaker 1: of their business where they come to that money. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
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  Speaker 1: the limit. It was a playing phone call. But the
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  Speaker 1: point I'm making is the man took out time he
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  Speaker 1: could just hung the phone up. But you know what
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  Speaker 1: he's said, he's a hold up, young man. Let me
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  Speaker 1: hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked
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  Speaker 1: up before. He said, no, no, no no, I see I've
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  Speaker 1: done that when I was young. Now I'm gonna stop it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna here, working man trying to earn an honest living.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back down there because I don't. They
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  Speaker 1: make you eat what they want you to eat. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want the food. You gotta get up when they
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  Speaker 1: say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay,
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  Speaker 1: live with who they say live. He said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want that, and he just tried to talk the
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  Speaker 1: young man out of it. You can change a young
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  Speaker 1: man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a
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  Speaker 1: young man's man. Most of these young men that are
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  Speaker 1: misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They just not
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  Speaker 1: having them. And it's up to us, who know what
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  Speaker 1: manhood is is, to start delivering the message. The problem
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  Speaker 1: that we have in our communities we could solve ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't escalated to a point because we who are
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  Speaker 1: men won't stop on our corporate climb and our day
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  Speaker 1: to day making money and trying to ball out. We
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  Speaker 1: won't stop and grab some of these young soldiers and
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  Speaker 1: tell them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I went there. I don't know where they came from.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, squirrels, chipmunks,
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  Speaker 1: hawks and eagles, rhinolds and elephants. Man, have you undivided attention? No,
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  Speaker 1: this is not a call to Noah's ark Lister Early
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  Speaker 1: Morning Road called to the Steve Harper Morning. We take it. Everybody. Yeo,
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  Speaker 1: what it is? What it be like? What you're talking about?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Ship? Hey Steve? How you doing? Girl? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday was it was the last day to Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Talk show. Gangster boy, I went out,
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  Speaker 1: gangster What what does that mean? You need to sleep? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I was up? What's up? Calling hey Steve? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday? Junior Morning. The pimpanes player ever on TV
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  Speaker 1: said it out loud for the first time. There will
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  Speaker 1: be no more. I told him. I said, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: pimpanest player ever been on daytime TV in the history
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  Speaker 1: of it, and there will be no more true. This
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  Speaker 1: is all true facts, Jay, what's up? Steve? Haven't medicated? Baby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for your baby. Haven't met him, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen nobody handled it better. Thank you, ruper
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  Speaker 1: a baby. We love you. Jay. Oh Man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Letter we wrote later on, So I'm thinking, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: First person you need to think is your push you.
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  Speaker 1: He's in the letter. I thought you were gonna say
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  Speaker 1: the Lord. Oh, he gonna thank the Lord, thank the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: But right after the Lord, right after but his plub
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  Speaker 1: go some other people. You ain't gonna believe. Some other
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  Speaker 1: people in this letter you ain't never heard. These are
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  Speaker 1: new people. Well, uh well, I just gonna say thank
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  Speaker 1: you for the ride you gave us. Man, it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Man we had we cannot say you mean, oh my
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  Speaker 1: God and Junior as writers on the TV time, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man, it was greatness. Man. It
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  Speaker 1: was not a sad closing. It was a celebration, the
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  Speaker 1: celebration of life. Man. You know, I watched people do
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  Speaker 1: things to try to shut up person up. I watched
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  Speaker 1: they can't now can't break me. You ain't making You
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  Speaker 1: can't stop me. You didn't start me. I got started
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  Speaker 1: way for I met these people, way for our metal.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, Yeah, it's all good. Okay. What can't
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  Speaker 1: kick me? Can't beat me? And lick me? I'm something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm running out of stuff. I'm running out of things
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  Speaker 1: because that was real random lick me and kick me? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? All right? Listen, coming up
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after the hour, we're gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: what the crew is doing for Mother's Day. Kick me right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show? All right, guys, Mother's Day is this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: so I just want to ask everyone, what what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing for Mother's Day weekend? What are you doing? Well,
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  Speaker 1: fathers ain't got no mother, so well, you have mothers
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  Speaker 1: in your lives. You have wives, you have daughters who
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  Speaker 1: are mothers. Just throwing that out there. Don't start us
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  Speaker 1: off with the teeth. Yes, I was just saying, I'm
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  Speaker 1: what y'all doing the Mother's Day? Well, well, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: still a holidays, so I'm not going. There are a
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  Speaker 1: lot of ladies who worked for me. In honor of them,
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  Speaker 1: I always make sure that they get something like alers
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  Speaker 1: Sherry's berries, candy nice. There's a lady one relative who
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  Speaker 1: has not a lot of good teeth. I'll give her
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  Speaker 1: peanut riddlem just just the worker, Yeah I have I
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  Speaker 1: bring her a smoke ham. You know, just let you
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  Speaker 1: let people know you it's not Yeah, I got on
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: the dog like that cigarette. She needs smoke. Would you
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  Speaker 1: think we can't say anything to him because you know
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  Speaker 1: his conditions, you can't. We have a rule. Now you
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  Speaker 1: damn about that, but we we just have a rule.
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  Speaker 1: Just let him go, just let the baby go. Just
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  Speaker 1: let that sick ass go. Sweet he know, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: he's nothing to use that get him off. I'm sick,
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  Speaker 1: heter but not like this, junior. Come on, ye wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Ain't no level to sick. No, no, not either.
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  Speaker 1: You're sick and you sick. Oh. I based my sympathy
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  Speaker 1: on how you on, how you sound he sound, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got ain't got no I'm laughing him no sympathy, right,
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  Speaker 1: but you're making us laugh, So go ahead. What else
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  Speaker 1: you like? This morning? When we had to meet him
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  Speaker 1: this morning, Steve, there was a chair and the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I said the Steve was, hey man, I have leukemia.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have that chair and he said, what are
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  Speaker 1: you to put that on there? You start off when
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  Speaker 1: you beg and you put your first you go in
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  Speaker 1: the paint all the way because that ensures that you
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  Speaker 1: get to jail. Right. Yeah. Yeah, And it's a nice chair.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice chair. I haven't gotten it yet, but
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. You ain't that sick? This is so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I must say, this is a new level. I've never
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  Speaker 1: had an experience like this before. So but you're teaching me, though, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: and you're teaching everyone how to deal with it. You're
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  Speaker 1: dealing with it with humor, with humor. I have to
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  Speaker 1: say I've had a lot of support, you know. Jis
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  Speaker 1: helped me um lady out of Atlantagy had two breasts
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  Speaker 1: removed and talking to people who've been through this and
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  Speaker 1: they told me what to expect. And it's just your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the room getting my um chemo and
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  Speaker 1: as a lady who sits next to me and she's like, man,
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  Speaker 1: damn God, keep your thoughts and prayers, keep that damn
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  Speaker 1: on all that. I'm like, can I get another room please?
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't need to be in Yes, you want
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  Speaker 1: to be around with negative Nancy. Yeah, but it's about attitude.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's basically what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: your faith of course, yeah, which helps your attitude. Man upstairs, Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's good, man, that's great attitude. Brother, congratulation, that's good.
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  Speaker 1: Has moments, but you know, for the most part, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you do this and you get the right and
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  Speaker 1: that's great man. Create it's fun. Yeah. And then you're
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  Speaker 1: helping so many people Jay with with your experience, you
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  Speaker 1: really really are. Yeah, and that has to be the reward.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody does not anything but the excuse excuse me, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can really stop all that's great because he has
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  Speaker 1: not changed a story. Yeah he has because me as
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  Speaker 1: soon as sorry, he already he came in and dressed
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  Speaker 1: as a Nigerian today. I don't understand what that means. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he had on a black suit, a canary yellow can
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  Speaker 1: canary yellow T shirt and so kentercloth print sneaking. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: keep it. Yeah that's what he say. I'm not I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who y'all feeling sorry for. It's not about that.
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  Speaker 1: He's very inspiring to me, very inspiring. Na oh man.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the video y'all played for me. Yesterday and told
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  Speaker 1: me I was trending. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart posted it on his page really and said, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have learned so much from him. Yeah, And that
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  Speaker 1: was just like crazy. Man. I was just scrolling through Instagram,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you know, looking for funny stuff, and it popped up
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  Speaker 1: and I said, man, that's all right boy, what is it?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: You know? One day after one of the shows a
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  Speaker 1: couple of months ago, I had a beard. Some lady
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: had asked me in the orders now, they don't put
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: all this up, They just take a thirty seconds bill.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: And she was talking to me about becoming successful. And
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I was asking her some questions and I said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you get up early in the morning. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: getting up early. And I said, well, that's gonna be hard.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: So we had an exchange back and forth, and she
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: was telling me how she sleeped around ten o'clock. And
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: we were going back and forth, and it got it
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: kind of crazy. So I was giving a speech and
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I got passionate about you can't sleep eight hours a
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: day and expect to get rich in this country. Rich
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: people don't sleep eight hours. Rich people got to grind.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And I was just saying that as a general statement
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: of encouragement, so you don't sleep your day away. Man.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many people took that the
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  Speaker 1: wrong wealth health wealth over health. I never even mentioned
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: damn hell and so I never I ain't never said
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: nothing about wealth over health. Health is the most important thing.
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  Speaker 1: You got your health in your time. But who said
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: you need eight hours to be healthy? Hell? I know
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: people to get eight hours sick as hell? All right, yeah, listen,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, we're gonna finish Steve's thought here what
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: he's talking about with the wealth versus sleep, and then
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Junior is going to be in for the nephew would
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: run that prank back right after this. You're listening. Coming
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour and entertainment news
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman. Well, his alleged clothing heist. We'll talk about that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Junior in for Tommy. Let's go, Junior. What
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: you got diva lounge? That's what he lound, diva lounge,
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  Speaker 1: run a cat lanette. I'm trying to um, you want
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  Speaker 1: to own the dev allows right? Yeah? Sorry, okay, my
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  Speaker 1: aunt trying to um My ain't. Phyllis was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get an appointment, say you are rejected her or something
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  Speaker 1: like that on getting an appointment for this pass said
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  Speaker 1: that she wanted to get get in and get get
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  Speaker 1: her hair dead. I'm sorry, sir, No one rejected her.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm not accepting any new clients. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: so what do you mean you're not accepting no clients.
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  Speaker 1: That's the part I'm not trying to understand, because my
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  Speaker 1: ain't philis. You know, she didn't call up there like
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  Speaker 1: two times. And what she's telling me about she can't
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  Speaker 1: get in there. Uh. Dev allows that she can't get
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  Speaker 1: in there and get her hair done because every time
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  Speaker 1: she called, they saying that you know, ain't want nobody
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  Speaker 1: take her give her an appointment. Sir, I am the
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  Speaker 1: only salast at the devallounge right now. I am not
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  Speaker 1: accepting to a new clients. I am so sord for
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: your aunt. But there are other ones in the area.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: But right now, I am not accepting any new clients. No,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, wait wait a minute. No, my
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: ainty one that she want to come there. That so
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear your question. I'm just saying this here
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  Speaker 1: mine minety trying to get her. We've done. You can
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. You just cursed me out for northparent reason.
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  Speaker 1: I just I can live because basically, what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to say is I don't understand how it is you
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  Speaker 1: can't get my any hair done. She trying to get
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  Speaker 1: her We've done so she can be right for church.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: So I don't understand the problem. But the problem is
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you're attacking me. You're gonna call me talking about your
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: damn all what's the damned apartment? But you're cursing me out.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You don't be going to get an appartner with me
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  Speaker 1: talking to me like then, now, okay, so what were
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: excuse me? Let me talk because you just cursed me out.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Now he's gonna hear what I have to say. So
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not accepting any new clients at this time. Now
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: she could have called, but right now I'm not. I'm
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: just not accepting an any clients. I apologize because there's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: nothing else I can do. I work, because you know what,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I already know the deal, because I hadn't already asked
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: round town. You you got all your everybody over there,
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  Speaker 1: got all these big time cards, beamers and rained rovers
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: so them to people them only the people you do.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You can't do so my ain you can't do. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you one damn thing. I don't excriminate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn once you dry, drop down, four,
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  Speaker 1: piss off all I care. I don't white nowtstar to
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: my Famn said his book, and I cannot take any
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  Speaker 1: more you flu. There are a thousand damn cards in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Montgomery that she can go to. Let me, let me,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: let me, let me say, let me say this to you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what's your name again? Law? Now, let me tell
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you this right here braying. Ain't I'm gonna brame Ain
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  Speaker 1: up there. I'm bringing you you you're gonna shut up
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  Speaker 1: while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna braying my antie
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  Speaker 1: up there talking. I'm sorry, n No, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna just reject my aintie. She's trying to get her
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  Speaker 1: a different Okay, hold off. A fashionalism is about to
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  Speaker 1: go out the door with joke. Now, I have this
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  Speaker 1: fright to beat you know what your that you just
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  Speaker 1: called me, But you you assist on cursing me out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And I haven't done anything to you. I have said
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  Speaker 1: so I cannot take on any new clients, but you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: assist on cursing me out. I assist, I assist on
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  Speaker 1: somebody doing my any hair. Somebody dare I have not
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  Speaker 1: the damn salons. You won't get it done here. I'm trying.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna You're gonna do it, because I'm
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: gonna bring my anie up there on side and do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. How you gonna make me what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna do what you're gonna do with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna put somebody's gonna put this. I'm telling you now,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I can go from debo to one hundred real quick.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be professional with yours. But right now
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: that's the one out the door, because right now you
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  Speaker 1: been so disrespectful to let me. Sad Us again said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there somebody putting my any weaves and
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  Speaker 1: hug We've. Sorry. I don't do we've. I only do
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: short hair. That's what I specialize in. That's my stretch.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So you definitely have to find another swad. I don't
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  Speaker 1: love me. Who got a hanselon? Don't do nor weed?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Who do this me? I don't do damn, you don't
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  Speaker 1: no damn said what kind of damn hairstyle. You just
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  Speaker 1: a short hairstyle. Well, that's what a specialized me. As
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm damn good at it. Round
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  Speaker 1: if you you re you sarch me round, google me.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That's what you do. Google me. I do have bad sessions.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Don't care you what I tell I. Let me say this.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Don't come for me now, because I'm ready for you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm not even gonna be sitting here
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: going back and forth with you. I'm gonna say this
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: saying that I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: my ain'ty weed bottom line? Who we are gonna be
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: done for church on Sunday. Oh man, you think you're
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: talking to you, listen to me. I'm so kind of
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: your pocket. If you don't went about asking everybody about
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: me you're talking to know that I don't do a
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  Speaker 1: short hair. I don't do no. We fat not as
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to do your damn your eart hair. You light your
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: eyes can go to hell, that's what you can do.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Because I don't gonna about you. I card to be
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: professional with you, which is stupid? Is you? Isn't it? Hell?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And then your I can't be no, she gotta recorded
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: itself to be. What's you stupid? Don't call me no
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: more because I don't. I don't appreciate you calling my
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: damn sound phone. I don't know who to who. I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: clearly don't get any my damn knock because this is
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a damn farc the number I hadn't even given no
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: damn by then he sign my damn carding my damn
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: ficker life. I listen because in my part to lot,
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  Speaker 1: I don't go to show the lord me watch you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me you know what. Let me just tell you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: this here. Tommy one gave me your damn number, told
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: me that if I talk to you, you would do
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: my haighty hair cool. Domm me com me one, I
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: don't commy. Yes you do? Yes, you do. You know
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marter Show. You know him,
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  Speaker 1: don't you? Oh goshe Timmy from the Street of Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: That be me Miss lonetto o, Lord Jesus you are.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Dammy and Paul told me
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I tell you this why you're Tommy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get you this because you told to me,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know I'll from this, so I am. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: want my partners to come up there, start with my
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: brother life. You know what, I'm coming to Montgomery. I'm
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: gonna stop by this. Steve Allowns, you got over there.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: We all go hottest one up in Montgomery. Baby, you
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: gotta do this from me. What is the baddest radio
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: show in the list? See Harvey Morning Show? All right,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: thank you, Junior in for the nephew coming up at
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour Entertainment News. Right after this,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: at thirty four after the hour, our very young Jay
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown has a statement he would like us to hear. Yes,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: why all right, Okay, we'll wait for that Jay. But first, okay,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: but first in today's entertainment news, Dennis Rodman, do you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: guys hear about this? Dennis Rodman is accused of helping
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: his friends shoplift five hundred dollars worth of clothing from
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a store in Newport Beach, California, and it was all
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: caught on video. Steve Dennis Rodman, Yes, Dennis Rodman. Steve
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: is seen walking into the ViBe's hot yoga store with
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: two women and one men one man. As Rodman chats
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: with employees, his friends can be seen stuffing clothing into
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: their purses. At one point, a woman stands behind Rodman
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: as she places an item into her bag. The mail
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: companion is also seen trying to carry out a large
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollar crystal art piece, which he drops
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: and shatters all over the floor dummy. The owner of
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the store says Dennis Rodman blamed employees for the broken
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: crystal and refused to pay for it. The group then
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: left the store with a piece of the crystal and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the other stolen merchandise. Employees say Dennis Rodman and his
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: friend smelled of alcohol. The store has filed a theft
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: report with police, and Dennis Rodman is on probation. He
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: was already on pro patient huh, simming from a drunk
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: driving arrest last year. Come on, Dennis, Oh that is
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: still I don't got to steal what You're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: me for a lot of stuff, but you still in
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: yoga pants man. A matter of fact, I want to
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: thank the haters right now for dogging me for your stuff.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I saved it. Please don't get me I still in
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: yoga pants. You don't give me I want with my
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: friend hold which we kept the whole town go wrong,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I wrong, wrong, tell him kill he said. Then he said,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Dennis runn. He's in trouble. Man. You got a lot
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: of bag in trouble. It's good. Yeah, dta wak the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: up fund the time walked walked up for a long time,
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  Speaker 1: A lot up, whites out, Dennis, A wo woman whits out,
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  Speaker 1: lights out? Get are used to that man? Lights out?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Who digs a wooman whits out through wife white out out, wife,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: wife out. He got his vega white out a woman.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I don't give a well a watch? Ass I hate
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: him child time in about one time right now, it's
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: your white's out? Get him save, get him give How
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: do you say, don't give it? Say don't get how
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: don't give it a watch? Are you stilling a yoga pep? Oh? No,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: what is it? You'll take a yoga pez and you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: so that's as ignoran noran show? All right? Are you
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: guys quite done? Listen, Steve, we gotta switch gears here
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and get to the headlines. Please, ladies and gentlemen, I said,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne trip. Thank you guys. Okay,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news and good morning.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: The United States has reportedly seized the North Korean cargo ship,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: and we'll seize yesterday. That cargo ship is accused of
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: violating international sanctions in April. We'll see how that works out.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: According to the New York Daily News, Get This, a
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: British radio personalities out of a job after posting a
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: racist photo on his Twitter account of two white people
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: escorting a monkey dressed in a suit down some steps
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: with a caption Royal baby leaves the hospital. Reporter Caru
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Daniel says that Danny Baker or the BBC exposed himself
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: as a royal blank and a likely racist, and now
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he's out of work and he tells his now former
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: bosses this guy to f off the picture. By the way,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: he's on my Facebook page. Very very racist. The Senate
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Intelligence Committee subpoena Donald Trump Junior, but since the Senate
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: is controlled by the Republicans, the demand for Trump's junior's
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: appearance has set off an internal fight within the GOP
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: over its Russian meddling probe and a lot of stuff. Nevertheless,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: it looks like the committee Chairman North Carolina is Richard
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Burr is showing no signs of back and down, something
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: that seems to leave the president kind of perplexed. He's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: now testified for twenty hours or something, a massive amount
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: of time. The Muller report came out. That's the bible.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: The Muller report came out, and they said he did
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong. Well, Santa Burrs says committee wants to talk
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to Donald Junior about his twenty seventeen testimony before the
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: panel about Russian election medaling because some Republicans blasting Senator
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: bur for calling Trump Junior up to be questioned by
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the committee again anyway. The ride handling company Uber is
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: to make its stock market debut today at forty five
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: dollars a share, which is on the lower end really
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: of its possible price range. Uber expects to pocket just
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: over eight billion dollars in this initial public offering. Lawmakers
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: in the state of Alabama preparing to put a bunch
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: of new limits on abortion, with a measure that would
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: criminalize most of them. Voters in Denver have voted to
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: decriminalize hallucinogenic mushrooms funny mushrooms. A judge in Charlottesville Virginia
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: has ruled that two Confederate statues cannot be removed from
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: downtown Charlotsville because their war monuments and cannot be moved
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: by law. The racist Unite the Right rally back in
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: August twenty seventeen, you might remember, was organized partly because
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: of the effort to get rid of all those Confederate
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: monuments and symbols in Charlottesville, and that's why they apparently
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: took the streets with the tiki torches, and also saying
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that the Jews, the Jews, the Jews will not replace us.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: That was their chant. On a much lighter note, this
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: is National Nurses. That's right. He wants to see his nurse. Hey,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: it's all about remembering Mary Eliza Mahoney. Let's do that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Mary Mahoney Mahony Mahoney rather the first African American professional
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: nurse in the US, graduating from the New England Hospital
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: for Women and Children in eighteen seventy nine at age
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: seventy six, She was one of the first women in
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Boston who registered to vote. She was a co founder
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: of the National Association of Colored Graduate Nurses. Mary Eliza Mahoney,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to show, all right, Steve, introduce your friend Jay to murder.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah you've been gentlemen. You cannot now all right? Okay
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to mom, Sunday is Mother's damn. We played our Mother's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Day song a little early, so on on of all
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  Speaker 1: the moms. Here's a song especially for you. Hit it.
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  Speaker 1: You talk to kids how to wipe that booty. Let's
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  Speaker 1: keep the real you rake your nepping bills? Mama using
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  Speaker 1: a mom on the dean. You been a part of
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the mom and daddy. She would bump let behind Dan.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Don't give a damn who sees you love whearing house shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Just understood that when brown folks, I don can you
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  Speaker 1: can't shut your mout No burdenness is love. Birthday, Oh
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Mama saying about your baby getting because it's your special day. Mama,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say, it's not about me, So
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: abounty you can come to see your day. You ain't
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: got no present, But I can't say me it's not
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: about me. It's so abounty you to the mom's have
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the Mother's Day cap as your kids gonna be strained,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: all right? I love ms. Thank you so bringing me
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: food and take me over there. Happy Mother's Day. Earlier
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: apisos made me nervous, man, that one was, okay, all right,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: listen coming up at thirty four after the hour, more
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: of Jay Anthony Brown by come on me all the moms,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Happy Mother's Day, Mother Day? All right. Anthony Brown's written
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: statement coming up right after that. You're listening to Jay
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: has prepared a special written statement. Well, kay, go ahead,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: and well I would read the statement myself, but one,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: what's the statement about? It's about why I'm not hearing
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: what I've been up to. I have not made a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: public statement. It wouldn't be proper for me to make it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: You always have somebody to read your statements, So all right,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I'll read really Okay, here we go. Uh, this is
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: a statement on behalf of j Anthony Brown says, thanks
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: everybody for all your cards, letters, hopes and prayers. To
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: all my co workers on the radio show, my TV family,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: my employees at the club who found out on the
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: radio my bad, and to all my ex wives who
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: reached out to me, all except for one who sent
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: me this song. I'll be glad when you Dan, I'll
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: be glad when your your ex wife. Yeah, that's one
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: of them. Is that's yeah, and then we continue. I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: start back on my treatment today, which is Friday. Prayers
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: out there to anyone who has been touched by cancer,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: not just the person, but the family members too. PS.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I would like to thank the following doctors, doctor, doctor Camera,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: doctor Nassa, doctor Cush, doctor and doctor Endicott, especially doctor Endicott.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And thanks to Red for dropping me off and picking
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: me up. I got another letter from my same ex
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: wife that I don't hear from. It was a song
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: everybody covering, Everybody's covering. So wait a minute, I'm glad
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: you're when you're I'll be glad when you're dead you.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That was from yeah, one of one of my wife
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: sent that to me. Wow, I'll be glad when you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: did you? Rascal you? And she sent the same song too.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: People don't even say Rascal anymore. She sent the second
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: song to j that was Shade Jay. That was Shade
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: the Fu song. She sent that one too. She sent
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: both of those song because she knew he was gonna
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: say she was older. Wow you oh my god, Wow.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah you wrote the statements yourself. No one. Yeah, I
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: put it together. Yeah. But the doctors, especially at the
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: end doctor because yeah, doctor Cushva and in the couch
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: is what he's called, because once you're taking you in
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: the couch. Wow. Okay, well I think what do you
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: think those that didn't hear it, though, Jay, what what
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: is the letter about? What's going? It's about what I've
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: been up to and thinking to people who are out
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: reaching out to help me. That's basically what the letters about.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And sending prayers up and everything. Thoughts and prayers. Yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you can't send prayer with I thought, Joe, thoughts and prayer,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yes you can. I ain't ever praying without thinking. Okay, Lord,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I come to you in just coming. I asked you
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: having a father, Jesse, be you. I'm just asking. I
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: never thought the show could get more. Yes, your father
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to continue to prayer. Come, I asked your father to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: continue to just continue to continue, you would just every
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: now and then. You know what I'm saying. Just now,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: whoever it applies to, Amen, get up on your knee.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: All right. Coming up next, Junior's in for the nephew
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: with the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: to Steve Show coming up at the top of the hour, guys.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: About four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Check this subject out, my freaky old man. Oh really okay,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: all right here after what happen after? Right now? Though,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Junior's in for the nephew with today's prayer. It is
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Muscle Marvin. Muscle Marvin. Okay, run a cat. Hello this Marvin.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Mussel Marvin. Yeah, this is me.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: What's cracking? Hey? You you you the guy to do
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the training up there at the gym? Yeah, what's up?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Trying to get one of my classes or something? Okay?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: What kind of classes you got? Well? Do you see?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I got a robes martial arts and I got bodybuilding
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: classes or it's really by whatever you want to do
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you uh, you teach martial arts too. Yeah, I'm third
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: degree black belt, man, I've you know, I've been doing
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: martial larsts before I started the body building or whatever.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, no, I ain't. I ain't trying to Okay, listen,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: my my my wife's actually been coming to that gym
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: for at least two or three years now. Okay. Nah.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: The problem that I'm having, man, is that I want
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to call and just be a man and call and
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: specifically talk to you. But my wife is telling me
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: when she come to the gym that Mussa Marvin is
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: always asking her about personal training, trying to get her
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: to pay for personal training and being one of your
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: boot camp plays. Whoa whoa whoa hold up home and
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: a man. Take this out, man. I don't ask people
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to train them. People ask me to train them. I
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: got three classes in each thing that I do, bro,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I got too many folks already. Man. I spend most
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: of my time trying to get a break. Man, what
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: is you talking about? I'm asking somebody to train My
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: life is telling me, man, when she come up to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the gym, it's hard for her to work out. Called
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Mussa Marvin is you know, always hounding her, you know,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: flexing you you're taking your shirt off. People ain't suppoed
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to be taking a shirt off in the gym. You
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: got your your chef yo yo yo, just jumping from
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: side to side. You know, I don't know what all
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: this about. You know what I'm saying, But I'm calling
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you as a man to tell you just right here,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: right here, right here in the stop man. Oh hold on, man,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: watch the way you're talking to me, Bro, I had
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: not already told you, man, I don't be asking nobody
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: to train and it's not a fact. Man, Who is
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: your wife? Just stand this as gem and women come
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: through here every day. Bro, Bro, I don't know who yo,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: who is your wife? Specifically? My wife is Cory Corn?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: All right? And I told you earlier I'm tasting where
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the okay? And the problem is is that you running
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: up on my wife. Man, ain't now, I don't know.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you ain't. I don't know what
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the deal is you're attracted to or what, but you
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: keep running up our arm about taking you know, taking
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: personal training, getting personal training from you. She don't need
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: all that, but she can't come up there. Man flexing
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: all the day, you tripping man out and told yo,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know who your wife is, but you're starting
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to run me hot. Listen, Man, I don't know who
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: your wife is. I don't know, no Corey, I don't
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: even know you Corn. See all I n Corn? Man Corn?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: You're telling me you calling me like a man. If
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you want to be a man, bringing you up here
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the where I met Man, All you gotta do is
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: come up here and you could talk to me in
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: my face, sins you a man? Because only cowards talk
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: over the phone. I'm not the coward. I'm gonna tell
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: you this. Here I'm missing, muscle Marvin. You know where
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I'm missing. Your wife's trained up here. I ain't ask
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: your wife to do nothing. Man, you've lost your man. Hey,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: check this out, bro, bro watch the way you handling me. No, no,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you watch the way you're handling me. Any way. You're
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: running up on my wife. I tell you what here
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: go here go your warning, muscle Marvin. Let my wife
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: come on one more time. Telling me you got your
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: knee jumping all in the middle, got your shirt off.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Instead of running up on you, I'm coming up there
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the gym and I'm whipping your I don't get a
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: damn how many muscles you got. You're coming the water
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: skate designed man, I'm a right now. Bring your tide.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: It's up here. Any wife, and anything you got to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: do with me, we could do right now. Where you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: got to wait till the next time for when you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: could bring your legging up here. Your two dollars five,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: it's up here right now, and we could take care
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: of this. Gets you right, now, bro, because I don't
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: run from nothing. Ain't skit an easy. So whatever you
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: tell them about parting a slefty to cracking man, you
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: ain't got away to the markle what you can do today.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care none about your Marshal arts man. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: don't care nothing about no Bruce Lee. I don't care
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: nothing boy, none of that. I don't give a damn by,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: no muscle unties. We're gonna go to the hood with this.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take it today then wherever we gotta take it.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: But you're ay's gonna be running up on my wife
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: man about your damn by the building man out and
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: told you for the Land Times that I don't know
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: who your wife is. I deal with women all they
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: loan this, Jim. I don't walk around here with the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: shirt off. I got on a damn T shirt. So
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: why is my wife telling me you're the one running
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: up on her flexing? You with all your muscles and
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all this? Man? Why muscle muscle, Marvin, because I flexed
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: when I finished lifting. If you would know what a
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: muscle really look a feel, likes, you would understand the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: process of that. But obviously says I don't never see
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: yo lia twenty two pounds up here. They don't know
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: that area. Don't you tell me about muscles. I got
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: a muscles too, Muscle Marby. Now I might not be
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: in the tym flexing them every day, but I got
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: muscles too. You got muscles. We don't know what you're dinner.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: When Paul, I'm benching one eighty five, you hit me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You've benching one eighty five. I'm benching one eighty five.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I got muscles too, Mister Muscle Marvin. You're gonna quit
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: disrespect and when I'm not at the gym, run up
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: on my wife. Man, you hear me. I disrespect people
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: who disrespect me. You called me with this man. I
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: told you in a very Virginia I didn't know who
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: your wife was. Now you study trying to make me
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: know somebody I don't know. Brock. I don't have time
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: for the I'm on up your soul talking. If you
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: run upon my wife again, I'm gonna get far with
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: your ignity because it's obvious you are power. You ain't
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: no man, because you was took the awful when I
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: told you to bring your little trump here and we
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: could have figured this here hiding person. You want to talk,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: fly over the phone, get up off you and come
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: down here and we could take care of this right now.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna make no threats over the phone, Broth,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: bring your little up here to where I'm at. You're
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: hitting it. I don't feel like that. I got too
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: much of them to do. Get out the phone. Hey man,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I got something else I need to say to you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: What you're listening to me? Bro don't do your stuff
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: like that. It's gonna be a misunderstanding and you ain't
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: prepare the handlet. I got one more thing I need
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to say to you, is you're listening. I'm hell yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm listening for you to say you got
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: your honey eighty five pounds on your way down here
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: today so we could take care of this here. Listen,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your homeboard. You said, what hello, man?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: What did you say? Mussa? Marvin? M all right, man,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: oh man, you're good. You're good at home. You're good, Mussa, Marvin.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I got man, I'm gonna slap out there on one
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: of these start the five pounds up bills when I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: see it. Man, Man, y'all tripping, man, you're all right? Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good. I got one more thing.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: lad man. Steve Harvey shown crazy all right, that is
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Muscle Marvin play too much? Yeah, Muscle Marvin. You know
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: you might get hurting places of timing. That's why I
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: want him to come back so he can because this
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: is dangerous for me. I just introduce him. I'm not
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: hitting first of all, I'm talking, oh yeah, and there's
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: that yeah yeah, oh yeah. Ain't fast that too? And
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I'm fast. We've proved both en points. I don't say
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: none of that though. I just was pointing. You don't
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: have to be He's not here, Jay, I'm never We
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: know you gotta be careful his partner to be the
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: write about four minutes after. Like I said, the Strawberry
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: letter subject my freaky old man coming up next. We'll
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: and if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work,
• 53:23
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• 53:27
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• 53:31
  Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: now today. Okay, all right, everybody, it's that time. It's
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: time for the Strawberry Letter with my free sureless straw
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Subject my freaky old man. Listen up, guys.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am dating a distinguished retired man
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and after our second date, he told me that I
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: needed to have an open mind about sex because he
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: lives in alternative lifestyle. He told me that he is
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: into bondage and domination. I told him we are not
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: compatible because I'm not into kinky sex. After a few days,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: he called and told me that he liked me so
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: much he'd change just for me. So we've been dating
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: for two years and our relationship is great. So he
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: never once tried his freaky sex moves on me. But
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: here's my problem. Last month, I discovered that he's back
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: into his old tricks and he's been viewing porn daily,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and he goes into live online chat rooms with women
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to play out his sexual fantasies. Outwardly, he looks like
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a decent, churchgoing man, but behind closed doors, he has
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: a freaky secret that he is hiding from me. I'm
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: not concerned that he will cheat on me because we
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: haven't had sex in the past year because of his age,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: his health, and limited sexual function. I'm ten years younger
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: than he is, and I've contemplated leaving him because we
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: don't have sex. I think he needs to seek counseling
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: because his fantasies are taking over and forcing him to lie,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: lie to me about what he's been doing in his
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: spare time. I could leave this man and start over
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: with a new man, but at my age, I do
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: not want to start dating again. Should I tell him
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: that I'm hip to what he's doing? Or should I
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: just mind my business and let him be as freaky
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: as he wants to be in private? Please help? Well,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you this doesn't sound like a
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: good match you and dude, it just doesn't. I mean,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: he's into all this freaky stuff that you're absolutely not into,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you know, this bondage, this kinky sex domination, and although
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: he did stop for a while, he couldn't keep it
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: up through out your relationship. He's back into it. He's
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: back into the porn. Now. I just say, you know,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you guys, haven't had sex in a year. That's a problem.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: That's over half your relationship or half your relationship. You've
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: only dated him for two years. This is not what
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you want. Nothing in this letter is indicating that this
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: is what you want. You want a man who's sensitive
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to your needs. You want a man who gives you sex,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: who gives you intimacy. You want love, you want attention.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You don't want kinky sex and porn. I think you're settling,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and you don't sound happy, like you're you know, good
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: with this relationship. You just don't sound like that. You
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: don't give his age, but you do say you're ten
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: years younger. And you said the word hip. That's kind
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: of an old school word. So you know, I just
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: tell you this, don't settle. You definitely definitely deserve better
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: than kinky, freaky man that you're with. Okay, Steve, Hello, Right,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Well oh I was like, Mic was, all oh, all right,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: everybody in this letter. Old. Yeah, let's just get your
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: he's a distinguished retire gentleman. Okay, he old. He told
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: me I need to have an open mind about sex
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: because he lives an alternative lifestyle. Alternative lifestyle. What are
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: we talking about? Alternative lifestyle? Something other than what you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: used to come on? Something direct opposite? Oh, what you've
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: been doing a place that you have never gone. I
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: want you to have old mind because we didn't been
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: to do some things that you ain't thought of. But
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I have because I have an alternative lifestyle. That means
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: another look at alternative means another viewpoint. Yeah, another way
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to go about it. He told me that he's into
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: bondage and domination. Now, who who are you talking about?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Time up? Let me play something to you all. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: played with you. I play a little rain deal game,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: but not tying meal. I've done that when I was younger.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: One time, big mistake. Never happened. You didn't tell us
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: about that. I'm telling you about it right now. Tell
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: us where we're playing this handcuffed game. I got handcuffed
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: to the headboard. Okay, I'm about one hundred and sixty
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: pounds about when it's strong cuff Steve when it really
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: strong study, Well there was for me at one. It's enough. Now.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: What I didn't know was she had two sets of keys.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: But she opened up the bathroom and took the first
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: set as a joke and flushed it down the toilet
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: what part of it in the room and started doing
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: things against my wheel. Now it was INJOBB until it
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: was over. But it wasn't that enjoyed. When it was over,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I said, I right now, come on, quick playing open
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: it up. I flushed it down to Yeah, I saw that,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: but quick playing, stick your hand in the toilet, do something.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta get to your cups off. Then she acted
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: like she left. She got dressed and left what all
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: her clothes all clothes though I told this, damn bed up.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Got back in that it wasn't a bed no more.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: She's been going about two hours. It took me a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: long time, I told this, damn bed up. I told
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: all the skin off my wrist. I was bleeding. She
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: came in that room and it looked like a scene
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: from the exoc You have the craziest stories lying, ain't them? No,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: damn bondage. I don't even know what domination is. You
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: hitting me. We got to stop this him. Did you
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: have a safe word our Holly and help? This is
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: worse than the threesome stories, Steve, that threesome was worse.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: That was really bad. You think you know you was
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: in a mad threesome? Yeah, I think my my cold
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: word with sugar honey ice. All right, hang on, we're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: gonna get back into the letter in a minute, coming
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: up a twenty three after the hour part two. If
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  Speaker 1: Steve's respond subject my freaky old man that is the
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  Speaker 1: subject of it, today's Strawberry Letter will get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we are back with today's Strawberry Letter. The subject to
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  Speaker 1: my Freaky old Man, let's recap. Lady dating is man.
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  Speaker 1: He told us she needs to start thinking about they
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  Speaker 1: have sex because he got alternative lifestyle. He in the
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  Speaker 1: bondage and domination. She said she ain't into that. He
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  Speaker 1: waited for a few days, calling back and said, I
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  Speaker 1: like you so much, I'm gonna change my ways. They've
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  Speaker 1: been dating for two years. The relationship is great. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't never once tried nothing. Freaky sex moves on me.
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  Speaker 1: But he's the problem. Last moment I'll discovered he backed
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  Speaker 1: up to his old tricks on chat rooms with women
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  Speaker 1: to play out a sexual fantasy. Outwardly looks like a
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  Speaker 1: decent churchgoing man, but behind closed doors, he got a
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  Speaker 1: freaking secret that he's hiding from me. I'm not concerned
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  Speaker 1: that he would cheat on me because we haven't had
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  Speaker 1: sex in the past year because of his age, his
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  Speaker 1: health and limited sexual function. Wow, I'm ten years younger
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  Speaker 1: than he is, and I've contemplated leaving him because we
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  Speaker 1: don't have sex. Didn't you just say that he is
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  Speaker 1: somewhere living out He goes into live online chat rooms
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  Speaker 1: with women to play out his sexual fantasy. Now if
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  Speaker 1: he that damn sick, he that old and limited sexual function,
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  Speaker 1: could it be because it's all going online? That could
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  Speaker 1: be he doing something so mud Because if y'all ain't
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  Speaker 1: had sex in the year, but you have discover this
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  Speaker 1: other side, he's somewhere doing something. See, I think what
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  Speaker 1: did happened if he'd got bored? He tried to live
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  Speaker 1: this live at you long as he could, but he
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  Speaker 1: wants to get him will He's somewhere looking for somebody
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  Speaker 1: standing on the back of his thigh with some hot
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  Speaker 1: heeled shoes on. He won't that what he's somewweting. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, this is the alternate lifestyle this old man
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  Speaker 1: is living. He's some Wow, somebody got whipp Have you
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  Speaker 1: looked at his back, late dude, he looked like he escaped.
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  Speaker 1: He checked his back. Whip mark. That's dominational sex. You
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  Speaker 1: got to start looking for marks on him. Now. That'll
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  Speaker 1: explain what y'all hands actually the Yeah, I think he
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  Speaker 1: needs to seek counseling because his fantasies are taken over
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  Speaker 1: and forcing him to lie to me about what he's
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  Speaker 1: been doing in this bad time. If he lied to
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  Speaker 1: you by what he's doing in this bad time, what
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  Speaker 1: makes you think he ain't having sex? Y'all ain't have
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  Speaker 1: sex in a year because you don't do what he
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  Speaker 1: won't He told you when you met he into alternative sex.
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  Speaker 1: Let's break down the word all turner tell him sex.
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  Speaker 1: Altar means to adjust or change. Turned means your turn. Yeah, Nick,
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  Speaker 1: it's the end word. Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's all to the it's your turn. If Tanya, that's
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  Speaker 1: what he made, damn man, and she looked on his body,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: she finds back at closed pen markings and stuff like that. Yeah,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: closed pen markings and rat trap, rat trap, you can
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: find what into. She's absolutely right, and into check his wrists.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you try one time? Time up your time
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  Speaker 1: up all that function into might kicking there? Wow, oh hell,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired up. And find out where Yeah, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: You just wanted to be tied up. I told you.
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  Speaker 1: Find out what part of his body is sensitive to
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  Speaker 1: hot wax, real hot. Have some things. You can dip
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: some things in there and see what you do. You
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: and Steve come in the room shaking a feather duster
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  Speaker 1: and see if he starts sweating. Yeah, plunge your marks
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  Speaker 1: all over his body. See what he said, like coping,
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  Speaker 1: put them on the real heart. See what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Slap him one time, See how you react. Walk in
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  Speaker 1: the room with a clothes pin just clipped on the
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  Speaker 1: front of your tongue and watch him get excited. Yeah, girl,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: he's not freaking. Yeah, he's freaking that. You gotta find
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: a level, though. You gotta find choke him and see
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: if he kiss you. As soon as you let go,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: he gonna try to kill while y'all in the bathroom
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: doing it. Put your foot over in the toilet and flush.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Watch like that. He liked that, didn't put Yeah, like stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get some things going. Yeah, make him a
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  Speaker 1: big cold glass your bad water with ice it you
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: like that, girl, I didn't want to drink your bad
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: don't serve it hot. He likes being don't at the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: sink and start brushing your tooth for the Philip's son
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: of kid and then just hand him the toothbrush Wiles
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: where she would help. He might like that. Please grab
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: that tooth brush and say, let me wash your way
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and right, enough, guys, enough we get it. Um listen
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: forget to follow up with a Q tip so it's clean.
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  Speaker 1: The guys are here for comedy Roulette right after this
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you're listening to. All right, guys, time for comedy roulette. Junior.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You want to kick this thing off. Yeah, we're gonna
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do that. We're gonna get to comedy relating
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: to second But it's Mother's Day weekend and the fellas
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: we just want to tell y'all happy Mother's Day and
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: we're proud of the excellent mothers that you all are. Yes, yes,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: thank you guys, great mothers man. Thank you. I needed that.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Yeah, thank you. What's playing? What y'all got playing?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I don't really know. I know, yeah, my husband, I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: know we're gonna go to brunch on Sunday to my
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: favorite place. He gives some of mousas. Yeah, I have
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: no idea what he's playing, but I know he's playing
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: something because he asked me, what's that going to be
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: in town? And Tysha keeps coming in talking about shopping,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: so we'll see. Yeah, we're happy, guys, very sweet, Thank
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: you guys, thank you. Expensive whatever it is, go ahead, happy,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: go ahead, and nest though rolling as listening to the radio.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: At least I don't have to cook than his mother's days.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: This day come around, we get to go eat somebody else.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: All good, But thank you Junior for the shout out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so yeah, back to the comedy roulette thing? Ready, Okay,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: we take four subjects. We put the subject on the wheel,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: We spund the wheel where it stop. We didn't do
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: the damn thing. Reason Junior's a comedian, I'm a comedian. Tommy,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: who's not here, is a comedian, and Steve is a comedian.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: And so whenever it stops, because Junior, Tommy, and Steve
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: all commedi we'll do about one because we're all playing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the list. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Number one in sensitive things people say to
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  Speaker 1: real sick people. Number two, Yeah, number two, Number two. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. Things mean uh, sick people say to
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: others Wow, yeah wow, mean sick people say wow. Number
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  Speaker 1: three things sick people things, all this about sick people things,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: it's going on, all right, thanks, Sick people eat but
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  Speaker 1: they know they're not supposed to. And then and then
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  Speaker 1: number four excuses six people use when they know they're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to. All right, spend spend the wheel. Please
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  Speaker 1: come on. I gave us glowing compliments. And then I'll like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Oh it stopped to number one in sensitive
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  Speaker 1: things people say to real sick people. Let's go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: here it is. This is my first one. You answered
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  Speaker 1: the phone. I thought you was dead. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: what is this? How this is gonna go? I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do this. That this is perfect because two
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  Speaker 1: sick people on this show. I've got something for all, y'all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some insensitive things you shouldn't say to sick people.
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  Speaker 1: Like one time I was in hospital and somebody on
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  Speaker 1: this show called me. He didn't like how I sided.
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  Speaker 1: He said, hello, oh damn, by Jesus Webb. That's what
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: he say. I said, hello, oh damn, oh bye Jesus Webb.
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  Speaker 1: Let me call you back while I'm in the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: And sensitive things people say to real sick people. Steve, Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can I have your car? Just Sam people say to
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  Speaker 1: real sick people hit one sense of the things that
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  Speaker 1: real people say to real seek people. Oh man, the
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  Speaker 1: dude in the other room, did how you doing? I'm
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  Speaker 1: just what was happening? Surely I'm just I'm uncomfortable. Can't
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  Speaker 1: say these things to seek people together, man, Just some
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  Speaker 1: things you can't say it seek people, Like yesterday I
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: came in here, you ain't look good, but today you
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  Speaker 1: look worse. I want to leave. I can't say that
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  Speaker 1: to us good. Somebody asked me, oh, it's your turn, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Insist the things that people say the real sick people. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: how long they give you I'm so embarrassed right now,
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  Speaker 1: I really am. You must have been really sick. People
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  Speaker 1: say the real sick people. Just hospital food make you sick.
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  Speaker 1: Sustains You cannot say to real sick people. Insist the
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  Speaker 1: things you say to sick people. Hey, man, look I
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  Speaker 1: walk by the donation board. You tense. Wow, ethics don't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: come through. Oh man, Come on, Steve, I ain't gonna
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: lie to you. Man. I'm gonna miss you though. Really
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: still have good time? All right, come on, Oh let
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  Speaker 1: me it'sazing well man, I got a phone and clipboard out.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: You are you need me to arrange anything? Not getting
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: what's your favorite flower? Just planting your own funeral? Oh
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: my god. All right, guys, comedy roulette for it today.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you comedians. All right, listen coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour. I told him you wanted that
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  Speaker 1: line and to be like, great, We're gonna talk about
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  Speaker 1: sand and Soul when we come back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: it is time to tell the people about Sand and Soul.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Sand and Soul will be hosted at the Hard Rock
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Hotel and Casino, where Steve tell them in hot Ass
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  Speaker 1: Pooney Connell, Dominican Republic, October tenth through the fourteenth. The
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  Speaker 1: event includes luxury room accommodations, tell them about the food,
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  Speaker 1: Steve and every damn thing you can put your lips
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  Speaker 1: on and won'ta eat twenty four seven whether it's in
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  Speaker 1: your room or any one of them. Twenty three restaurants
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  Speaker 1: yours include it, that's right, and tickets to over fifteen events, Junior, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we do have tickets to over fifteen events. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: we got genuine with the Welcome to Paradise Party, Then
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  Speaker 1: you got Steve Harvey Morning Show Reception with che Live
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  Speaker 1: Chew Night. Then we got awful Steve hosting Showtime at
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  Speaker 1: the Polo and the Vault Master Class. Where is that
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  Speaker 1: gonna be at? Up? Hot Ass Pony cannot Doggy Fresh
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  Speaker 1: himself the Human Beatbox with the Eighties parted. Then we're
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: gonna have myself on s Jay and Tony Robints with
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  Speaker 1: the Tents of Joy Comedy Show and Where and Lovely
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  Speaker 1: What Hot as Stupid? Marjorie Harvey and Carlin Farrell are
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  Speaker 1: celebrating their birthdays. Yes that weekend, that's right, and Mars
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  Speaker 1: makes them no as Libra spet right, and then the
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  Speaker 1: Beauty Bar is gonna be hosted by Marjorie Harvey with
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Ray. And don't forget about the grand finale concert
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  Speaker 1: with DJ kid Capri. So Steve tell him where to
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  Speaker 1: go to get tickets and information in hot I mean
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  Speaker 1: what you can do that too? Oh the ticket information? Yeah, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey sand and soul dot com. H Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred six eight four twenty eight, twenty five where
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  Speaker 1: Steve your kids question you you're gonna make it? Yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: we're not doing that. No, that segment is over over
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: insensitive things people say to sick people. That segment is over.
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  Speaker 1: But that's it. Be quiet, dude, you don't needcourage. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to man, why don't you come this year? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come. I'll be there, okay, October ten through
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  Speaker 1: the fourteen, so to see even Harvey Sandon soul dot
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  Speaker 1: com or you can call eight hundred treatments right now
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  Speaker 1: by now, I should be all finished by then, ab
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  Speaker 1: y'all finished in Lukemia free a man. That's right, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. And you can join us where that's right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we're moving on talking about Mama's boys. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Wow Wow. A new survey shows that a staggering seventy
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  Speaker 1: percent of eighteen to thirty four year old men have
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: accepted handouts from their parents over the past year. The
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  Speaker 1: survey also found that the giving and taking doesn't seem
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: to end as the years go on either, with sixty
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  Speaker 1: percent of adults in their thirties Do you know this
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: from experience, Jay, sixty percent of adults in their thirties
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: still taking payments from the parents. And I gotta ask you, guys,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: see what kind of parenting advice do you have for
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: parents with older kids dealing with this situations? Can I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: can I just say this? Yeah, I have never in
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  Speaker 1: my life asked my mom for a thousand dollars. I
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  Speaker 1: never even let statement, never came out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: As an old man who I am standing before you too,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I have never gone to my mama and said I'm
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: gonna need a how much need thousand dollars? Thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 1: one whole thousand. Now it's so weird. My son bought
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  Speaker 1: me something yesterday and I said, I give him the money.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Back and said, no, you keep it cum I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay you back. I'm like, you're gonna take five dollars
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  Speaker 1: to pay me back the thousand dollars you already owe me. Really,
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  Speaker 1: do you keep that? Yeah? Keep that? Tell you would
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: just tell? Yeah, yeah, but don't in my right Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you came bring up what they owe you. You cannot
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: bring it up. You can't bring it up. My kids
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and start crying if I tell the man thing they
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: owe me. Oh yeah, I can't bring it. Yeah. First
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: of all, life you call, you're down payment on your house,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: your business virtua man, you're moving expense m hm, getting
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: your ass out of jail? Yeah, all right, doesn't that
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: court cases? He am? I operations? Yeah, but my son
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: had a back operation. We didn't have a share. Oh,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you weren't bring that up. Don't bring it in.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: You can't bring it up. You can't bring thathing up. Now.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: Love him to death, though, don't bring it up because
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: we're bringing it up. His Oh there we go. There
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: we go with that. You gotta bring that up. You
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: had to bring that up, didn't wow. So Steve, you're saying,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: just cut them off. The parents need to just cut
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: the cabs. I mean, if they have nothing, if they
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: don't have a job or anything, here's a problem. You'll
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: always be their parents, yeah right, you don't always love them.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: You can't let them go under, right, especially you have
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: a way to keep them from going on. Yeah, and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: they know that. You have to find the balance of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: making them stand on their on two feet and not
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: let them crumble. Mh, I'll let you fall, but I'm
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: not gonna let you crumble, right, falling. I ain't got
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: a problem with that. I ain't gonna let you go under. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: I get that kind of girl from me. A different Oh.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: They are told they can't ever go Oh my god,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: girls can fold mom's mom's you know, but my mom
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: never let me. I mean, moms need to handle girls
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: because yes, yeah, it's and you're and you're right, I've
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: never yeah, yeah, right, that's what I mean. Faul, you know, yeah, same,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: the same rules apply. But I get it with the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: men and their daughters, but mom no, wow, All right,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the String Show. Environmentalists say
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: the high demand for toilet paper in the US, Yeah,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: is wrecking the forests of Canada. Uh. These environmentalists say,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: we're flushing what junior they need to brace? Did we
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: not fit the staff? You know what it is? It's
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: all that Canada drave These environmentalists say, we're flushing forests
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: down the toilet. In case you were wondering, it seems
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: we do lead the world in toilet paper consumption, as
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: the average American tears through one hundred and forty one
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: toilet paper rolls in a year. This is compared to
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty four rolls by people in Germany
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: and one hundred and twenty seven rolls by those in England. England, Yeah,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: the average American, Yeah, one hundred forty one roles in
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: a year, in a year. Yeah, how you mean per household? Yeah?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I think it just says the average American. Maybe it
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: does mean household, but it says I think so. Yeah,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: maybe one person using one hundred forty four rolls. It
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: ain't but fifty two weeks in a year. I'm just seven.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Have you seen my uncle? Yeah? Heat per person, I
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: don't know. This seems reasonable to me. One hundred and
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  Speaker 1: forty one rolls a toilet paper per year, per person.
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  Speaker 1: Are you d you think that's per household? Maybe that
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  Speaker 1: word is missing from the story. Yeah, but you know what,
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  Speaker 1: it's two a week. That's almost molding two a week.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Wait what I say? Now that I have a little money,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: my tilet paper is way better than back in the day.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I mean it's like what I can afford that? What now?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I have bought the bottom rat stuff and I'll tell
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: you what my damn Scott single plow. Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: my aunt used to buy that. Yeah. Nothing, push your
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  Speaker 1: finger through that. I cannot I'm telling you right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's surprised your ass to down? Man? What man? It's
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: what's that? Sounds? You push my finger through? And can't
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: we say? Also them every hotel, don't you high quality?
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  Speaker 1: For all the ones I go to? Alright, well, I've
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: been in some hotels the hang up the paper on
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: the clothes man, hanger is soft? Man? Is what? So? Well?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Why don't they find an alternative? You just for the night. No,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about just carried Canada for shrinking. We can't
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  Speaker 1: making out of nothing else cotton. Just gott to find
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  Speaker 1: a way to make a stick together better. Last thing
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  Speaker 1: you want go back? You take your jaws. I'm turning around,
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  Speaker 1: all this white dust coming up out your kred. Don't
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  Speaker 1: kill fell, that's gonna kill it. You turn around, look
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  Speaker 1: like you got a little bunnet rabbit in your kred.
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  Speaker 1: I really regret doing this story. Yeah, wow, Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: quite done? Yes they are. You know what. I'm wiped
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: out with this story. Let's keep rolling along, Jay, We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more on the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after this ignorant show. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. In today's entertainment news, Dennis Rodman, Do
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  Speaker 1: you guys hear about this? Dennis Rodman is accused of
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  Speaker 1: helping his friends shoplift five hundred dollars worth of clothing
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  Speaker 1: from a store and New Part Beach, California, and it
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  Speaker 1: was all caught on video. Steve Dennis Rodman, Yes, Dennis Rodman.
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  Speaker 1: Steve is seen walking into the ViBe's Hot Yoga store
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  Speaker 1: with two women and one men at one man. As
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  Speaker 1: Rodman chats with employees, his friends can be seen stuffing
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  Speaker 1: clothing into their purses. At one point, a woman stands
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  Speaker 1: behind Rodman as she places an item into her bag.
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  Speaker 1: The mail companion is also seen trying to carry out
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  Speaker 1: a large twenty five hundred dollar crystal art piece, which
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: he drops and shatters all over the floor. Dummy. The
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  Speaker 1: owner of the store says Dennis Rodman blamed employees for
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: the broken crystal and refused to pay for it. The
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  Speaker 1: group then left the store with a piece of the
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  Speaker 1: crystal and the other stolen merchandise. Employees say Dennis Rodman
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  Speaker 1: and his friend smelled of alcohol. The store has filed
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  Speaker 1: a theft report with police, and Dennis Rodman is on probation.
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  Speaker 1: He was already on probation, huh, stemming from a drunk
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: driving a rest last year. Come on, Dennis, what did
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  Speaker 1: I oh that steal? I don't got to steal what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get me for a lot of stuff. But
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  Speaker 1: still in yoga pants? Okay man, matter of fact, I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank the haters right now for dogging me
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  Speaker 1: stuff I saved. But please don't get me. I'm still
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: in yoga pants. Don't give me. I want with my
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: friend Hoich Kip. The whole town ain't going wrong. I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: wrong wrong, Tell him kill he said. Then he said, Dennis,
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  Speaker 1: a run. He's in trouble. Man. You've done a lot
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  Speaker 1: of big in trouble. It's yeah, m friends, get wak
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  Speaker 1: the up fund on the time, walk up for a
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  Speaker 1: long time, A lot up whites out, dinnis a woman
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: whits out? Get it? Used to that man lights out?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Who did a woman whits out? Through outs out? Wife
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: wife out some one? He got his mega white a woman.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: I don't give a well a watch? Ass I hate
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: him a child time in about one time right now?
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  Speaker 1: Your whites out? Get him, Steve, get him give how
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: do you say? Don't give it? Say don't get how?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Don't give it a watch? Ass? Are you just doing yoga?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Is it you? Yoga? Pe? And so that's an Ignoran show.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Are you guys quite done? Oh? You guys
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  Speaker 1: are crazy? All right? Uh listen, coming up our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day and of the week and Steve's
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this. You're listening to all right, Steve,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: here we go, last break of the day, last break
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  Speaker 1: of the week. It's been a good week. Um, it's
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: been a good day. Actually a good friday. Oh, yesterday
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: was the last day of my talk show. Yeah you
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: know I wanted too hard mentioned today. Yesterday was the
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: last day of my talk show. It's over seven years,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's a rap. NBC made a decision
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year that they were going
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: to give the time slot to Atlas Kelly Clarkson, and
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: I appreciated that, knowing that at the beginning of the year,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: because I appreciated it from so well. They didn't come
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: and tell it to me. They just made the decision.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: That didn't really bother me. You know, you'd like to
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: be treated a little bit more respectful when you give
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: a network seven years, But it was fine. You made
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  Speaker 1: your decision. Uh. You know. It led me to thinking
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: about that's why it's so important to be an owner
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: in this world. When you own, you can have better
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: control of things. But I wasn't Saddin. On yesterday, the
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: last day, it was a celebration. I thank my staff.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: I bought them out on stage. I put all of
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: them on TV and I just thanked them all man,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: because they did really really good job out here. And
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: then five years up in Chicago, and maybe seven years
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: is enough because on my last show, I did the
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: two things that I wanted to be known for. First
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: of all, I had Bishop td Jake's on the show
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: because I've always tried to mention spirituality in some level
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: on my show, even though it gets overlooked on a
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: lot of shows on daytime TV. I tried to make
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: sure that I kept a decent amount of mentions of
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: God and prayer and faith and overcoming and lessons like that.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: The other thing that I did on the show was
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: I went to my fraternity's Chapters fiftieth anniversary, just to
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: Chapter's fiftieth anniversary, and while I was there, a couple
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: of brothers asked me to go to a meeting with administration.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: While I was there, I struck a deal with them.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Kent State has never had a national television commercial, so
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: I told them I could put that commercial on my
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: talk show if they, in exchange, would give me eight
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  Speaker 1: boys full rides scholarships. I told him, y'all got four
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  Speaker 1: weeks to make the decision, and through the grace of God,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: they came through. So on my last show, I sent
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  Speaker 1: eight African American boys to college on a four year
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: full ride scholarship through my foundation, which is a great
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: accomplishment for us. And those are the two things that
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be known for. And so when I
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: was leaving it was it was a celebration, a spiritual awakening,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: a realization. And then on my way out, helped eight
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  Speaker 1: people I've never met, young black boys who pride when
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: they got the news that they were going to go
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: to college because they were trying to figure it out.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: And that's what it was. And so I celebrate it.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: I thanked everybody. I thank my fans for their support.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Over the years, I talked to my haters a little
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: bit and try to implore them to take that energy
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: and put it to more useful things like uplifting yourself,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: because I tried to forewarn haters that when you when
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: you push out that type of energy, that energy is
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: gonna come back to you. You see it happening time
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: and time again to people who constantly push out negativity.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Then when negativity happens to them, they sitting there surprise,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: you know. And so that's always been the case, and
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: I've always wanted people to kind of, you know, be
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: aware of that. So it was a good show and
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: I walked away and I felt good. And the reason
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: I felt good was because I'm turning the page. Man,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: God has something so much greater for me. And sometimes
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: it got to force your hand a little bit test faith.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: And now Bishop Jake's pointed something out to him. I said, hey, man,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: I don't really know what I'm gonna do. And he stops.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: He said him, man, let me jump in here right quick.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: He said, you're not supposed to know. You're just supposed
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: to go. He said, if you knew it wouldn't you
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: wouldn't need faith anymore. Faith is a belief in things
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: that you cannot see. But all I do know for
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: show is that what He has for me, it's gonna
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: be way bigger, way better. What the door that was
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: closed yesterday, Because God don't close the door without opening
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: another one. He just don't. He has never done that
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: to me in the sixty two years I've been here.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: Why would he start doing it not. That's not how
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: God operates. He's a good God. He's a fair God.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: He's a just God. And I love him, man. And
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: I appreciate the run I was on. I appreciate all
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: the fans, y'all's thoughts, everything, But I want y'all to
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: know we're gonna be good. Don't even worry about it.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: The sun is shining man on me. God got me
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  Speaker 1: like he always has and just like he always had
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: you too. That's the same thing. And also I want
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  Speaker 1: to say Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: You are such a blessing. Man. Mothers are such a blessing.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Such when you got a good mother, you have you
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: You're fortunate. Man, you're fortunate. A lot of people don't
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: have good parents. But man, if you got a great mother,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: if you got a good mother, that's a great thing
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: to have. And listen to me. If you aren't any
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: odds with your mom and you all her might not
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: be speaking on and got mad at each other about something,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: do yourself a favor. You're an adult. Go over there
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: and fix it. Take take it on the chin, do
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: whatever you gotta do with fix it, because I hate
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: for the day to come when you don't have a
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: no more. You ain't gonna believe how you're gonna feel.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. When your mother leaves
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: this earth, it's it's a fning feeling because this is
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: the person that gave you life. So whatever you're tripping
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: with with about your mom, go fix it. Y'all. Have
• 1:37:06
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• 1:37:09
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• 1:37:12
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