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Verzuz Comedy, Afghanistan, Jay-Z, Kevin Hart and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit all looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve Hartley Joy, you gotta use that
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  Speaker 1: turn be hurting. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out, the water, the water. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby, uh huh. I show will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Well, nothing changes about that. Nothing changes about that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I was just so getting ready to come on to
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  Speaker 1: air this morning. I was just thinking, man, I was
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  Speaker 1: just having a reflective moment of just how really good
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  Speaker 1: God has been to me. I just it's it's it's man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just say that again, how really good God
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  Speaker 1: has been to me. And here's a cold part. In
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  Speaker 1: spite of myself, you understand, in spite of all my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all of my flaws and and and
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  Speaker 1: and in spite of all of what anybody has said
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  Speaker 1: about me, God, through his grace and mercy, just keeps
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  Speaker 1: me anyway. So many of us are exceptional people, but
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  Speaker 1: we refuse to just go ahead and be exceptional. We
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  Speaker 1: settle for the ordinary, We follow the pack, We try
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  Speaker 1: to fit in. Man, oh man, oh man, You know,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard my wife say this to my children all
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  Speaker 1: the time when she's scolding them and talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: Should be talking to him about leadership. You know, why
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  Speaker 1: are you following everybody when God clearly made you to lead?
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  Speaker 1: So many of us are born, and so many of
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  Speaker 1: you are born to be exceptional people, but we always
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  Speaker 1: trying to follow the pack. Why would you try to
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  Speaker 1: fit in? Why would you try to be like everybody
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  Speaker 1: else be ordinary? Why would you follow the pack when
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  Speaker 1: God has created you to be exceptional? The key word
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  Speaker 1: in exceptional is except you. Ever you ever done this?
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  Speaker 1: Right here? You know, everybody did that accept me. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: felt that way except me. Everybody said that except me.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody won't wanted that. Accept me. Everybody went over that
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  Speaker 1: except me. Everybody jumped in except me, accept me. See
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  Speaker 1: why have you saying that in your life? If you
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  Speaker 1: were not to be exceptional? See you got to say
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  Speaker 1: everybody accept me at one point in You'll to I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who ain't done it? You know, everybody wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody voted no except me? See it? So you're not
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  Speaker 1: You're not created to follow the pack. You ain't created
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  Speaker 1: to fit in. You ain't created to h you know,
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  Speaker 1: to be ordinary. You will create it to be exceptional,
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  Speaker 1: as exceptional as your fingerprint on your finger is. You
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  Speaker 1: were created to be exceptional. Why not make this the
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  Speaker 1: year that you go ahead on and be exceptional? Why
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  Speaker 1: won't this be the year that you decide in your mind?
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  Speaker 1: But just has to be a decision that we make.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're not following the pack no more. We're not
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  Speaker 1: trying to fit in no more. We ain't settling for
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  Speaker 1: ordinary no more. We're gonna be exceptional. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got to go ahead and follow that.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get on the exceptional path because that's
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  Speaker 1: what you were created for. Why be ordinary? You know?
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  Speaker 1: But all of this this comes to it has to
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  Speaker 1: start with a thought. You got to first think something
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  Speaker 1: thought to become things. A man is as he thinketh
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  Speaker 1: that's all you will ever be. So what are your
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  Speaker 1: thoughts today? Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of ordinary thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: Why not have exceptional thoughts instead of fitting me in thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: So why you want to be like everybody else? Why
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  Speaker 1: you want to be ordinary when you could possibly be
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  Speaker 1: extraordinary with a change of your mind, a change of
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  Speaker 1: your venue, And you don't have to be any other
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  Speaker 1: kind of way just because my mama was this way,
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  Speaker 1: my daddy was this way, or this the school I
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  Speaker 1: went to? This? What race I belong to? This is
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  Speaker 1: my sexual preference, this is my this, this is my daddy?
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  Speaker 1: How many? How many? How many excuses you need? I'm
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  Speaker 1: an excuse? What? What? What? What? You? What's it gonna
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  Speaker 1: be this year that we let another three hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty five days slip by without improving our condition, our place,
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  Speaker 1: our spot, our life, the quality of life we have.
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  Speaker 1: We cannot afford to keep letting all these years go
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  Speaker 1: by without changing. You're an exceptional person. How many times
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  Speaker 1: have you set up and said, everybody did that accept me?
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  Speaker 1: You know I was only everybody jumped in accept me.
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  Speaker 1: I told him I knew it. Everybody voted for that,
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  Speaker 1: accept me, And now look at it, man, it seemed
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  Speaker 1: like everybody went that way, accept me. Okay, do you
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  Speaker 1: get it? Do you understand what's being said to you
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  Speaker 1: that a't accept me is because couldn't it be because
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  Speaker 1: you're an exceptional person, and it's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: take control of that. It's time for you to start
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  Speaker 1: thinking different. It's time for you to start acting on
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  Speaker 1: what you think. It's time for you to start doing
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  Speaker 1: something about it. It's time for you to stop taking
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  Speaker 1: each and every day that God gives us for granted
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  Speaker 1: and letting them go by the wayside like you got
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  Speaker 1: plenty more. You may have plenty of mode, but guess
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  Speaker 1: what what you wasting the ones you got for? I
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  Speaker 1: got you young, and you and you feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna live forever. Okay, cool, But let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: See here here here, go to hard about pose you
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  Speaker 1: do live? See see, everybody will about dying. But I
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  Speaker 1: got news for you. Suppose you keep on living. You
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  Speaker 1: want to keep living in the condition you in now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the money you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living with the relationship you got now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep living by yourself like you are now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep wanting the right relationship, the right man,
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  Speaker 1: the the right woman, but you keep getting the wrong one.
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  Speaker 1: You want to keep doing that for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life. Problem ain't dying, It's problem is if you
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  Speaker 1: keep on living. Who wants to keep on living just
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  Speaker 1: the way they are right now? And if you could
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  Speaker 1: say I'm cool with I am just the way I
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  Speaker 1: am right now, in cool, this conversation ain't for you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: want to say, greatness ain't for everybody. Being exceptional, ain't
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. Becoming extraordinary, ain't fun everybody. Heck, becoming successful
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  Speaker 1: ain't fun everybody. I got it. And you can come
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  Speaker 1: up with a way to justify your non existence in
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  Speaker 1: your ordinary life all you want, and that's fine and dandy.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with it. Because some people
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  Speaker 1: just gonna be regular. Some people just gonna follow the pack,
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  Speaker 1: follow the crowd. Some people just wants to fit in.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're not that person, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: be extraordinary, if you want to be exceptional, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be if you want to dad or be
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  Speaker 1: great at something, and you got to change your mind set.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get with your creating, find out what
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  Speaker 1: he created you fault. You gotta quit thinking of things
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  Speaker 1: just in your own thought process, you know, lean not
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  Speaker 1: to your own understanding. I don't know what that is,
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  Speaker 1: but it's in there somewhere seeing. Once you lean, if
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  Speaker 1: you lean to your own understanding, you know what it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. It's gonna limit you, man, it's gonna limit you.
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  Speaker 1: Why not see what God got for you. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather know what God got for me than to think
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  Speaker 1: of all the things I could because I can't out
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  Speaker 1: think him out and tried it before. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: just the beginning. We're gonna have a good one. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. You're listening. Good morning everybody, even to Steve
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  Speaker 1: hard and Money to show you about to be uplifted,
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  Speaker 1: lad have a good time. Some ignorance will throw that in.
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  Speaker 1: We'll throw what we're gonna throw a lot of ignorance in.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, starting with me. But I'm not gonna do
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  Speaker 1: it by myself. Charla Strawberry will not be ignorant part,
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  Speaker 1: but I love me some good old ignorance now coming on.
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  Speaker 1: You will not get any ignorance from this lady. That
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  Speaker 1: will be color for rel y'all. What's up? What's up,
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  Speaker 1: ignorant man? Okay, the next two coming up will be
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  Speaker 1: you'll get a full dose of ignorance from these people
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  Speaker 1: right here. That will be junior in the house. What's up, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Can we talking about a full play? That ignorance? Alright?
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  Speaker 1: And last but not least, the gravy of ignorance will
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  Speaker 1: be my main man, the king of pranks, that king,
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  Speaker 1: he is the King of prank. Mister nephew, Timmy, what's up, Timmy?
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  Speaker 1: That's ignorance with gravy, uh dripped over an ignorant egg
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  Speaker 1: ro wrapped rolled all in there. That's mother mother, mother's baby.
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  Speaker 1: What I like about us being allowed to be ignorant?
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  Speaker 1: We were all told. I don't know about you, but
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  Speaker 1: I was told nobody's gonna pay you to be ignorant?
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  Speaker 1: How rone they were Jay, Oh that conversation they heard me?
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  Speaker 1: How much money make? How much money we make this week?
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  Speaker 1: Mister fam Hey, hey, science teacher, you're still teaching science.
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  Speaker 1: They try to incur they try to crush your drink.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. That's funny. But we're here,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, you proved them all wrong. You proved them
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  Speaker 1: all wrong. You can't make a living being ignorant. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: ignorance paid, I'm sorry, elevated living levels to one. I'm
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  Speaker 1: surprised they don't teach ignorance in school because it's a gift.
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  Speaker 1: It's a gift one on one. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: they should teach it though, because you really could perfect
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  Speaker 1: it if it's taught you really, you know who I
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  Speaker 1: think should teach it? You guys, you guys, because who
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  Speaker 1: does it better about? You couldn't teach this. I thought
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  Speaker 1: this was it's a gift skill, it's a skill set.
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  Speaker 1: But you but those there are those that have the
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  Speaker 1: skill set that don't know how to hone the crest.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, and that's where your ex right, your
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  Speaker 1: teaching comes in. And maybe in school. In school, and
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  Speaker 1: when you're being ignorant and not being told to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and shut up, that really squashes your ignorance right then.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're told that sit down and shut up,
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  Speaker 1: nobody Well, I could say there's probably a lot of
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  Speaker 1: parents this morning telling their kids, don't listen to him,
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  Speaker 1: you better be quiet in their classroom. But my mom
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  Speaker 1: used to tell me that all the time to get
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  Speaker 1: sart to sit down a little girl. Everyone has seen you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well, you know we opened it up with ignorance.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what. The ignorance continues because coming up at thirty
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  Speaker 1: two minutes after ask bitter man. Right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Morning Show. Time now for ask
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  Speaker 1: bitter man. This one, bitter man, I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: do your disclaimer. It's from this team. If you get
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  Speaker 1: help out of this, you dug it out. You're a
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  Speaker 1: dentist drilling you drills out there? Help all right? This
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  Speaker 1: one is from Miss t and Orlando. My husband and
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  Speaker 1: I have been married for six years and he's a promoter.
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  Speaker 1: His phone rings and dings all day and night. And
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  Speaker 1: I see how he smiles as some of the messages
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  Speaker 1: or walks out of the room with certain phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: I've asked him to unlock his phone or give me
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  Speaker 1: the password, and he said it's his business line. And
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't come to my job asking for my passwords.
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  Speaker 1: Am I doing too much? Or is my husband hiding
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  Speaker 1: something from He's not hiding anything important people. He has
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  Speaker 1: moved up. He is an important man, and important people
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  Speaker 1: get important calls all time and the night. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the beauty of being important. When you're important, your phone range.
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  Speaker 1: Some calls you get will bring a smile to your face,
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  Speaker 1: and some calls you get with them Okay, made it
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  Speaker 1: and when he walked when and when he walks out.
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  Speaker 1: When he walks out, Jay, he's just trying to be
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  Speaker 1: able to hear to He needs to be in a
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  Speaker 1: better place where the acoustics allows him to hear. That's
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  Speaker 1: all that is right. Anyone else, anyone You can't talk
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  Speaker 1: with a bunch of loud noise, TVs and all this
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  Speaker 1: other stuff. Phone, you gotta be another thing, Jay, one
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  Speaker 1: an important person called Tommy. You can't keep no regular face.
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  Speaker 1: This is we're promoting promoting him. Speaking of face, look
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  Speaker 1: at my face to smile. I lets untwists your mouth. Donald,
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  Speaker 1: we're moving on. Donald and Cambridge says. I'm twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: and I've been with the same woman for five years.
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  Speaker 1: She's thirty years old, successful, and recently recently just became
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  Speaker 1: very religious. We lived together, but since our pastor has
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  Speaker 1: gained influence over her, she sleeps in our guest room.
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  Speaker 1: We've been shacking up and having sex for years, so
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  Speaker 1: why switch it up now? This preacher calls her all
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  Speaker 1: the time, so I bet he's trying to manipulate her
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  Speaker 1: and sleeping with him. Should I confront him? Yeah? You
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  Speaker 1: don't aliens that church business. That's what you really need
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  Speaker 1: to stay up our church business. That's money you'll do.
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  Speaker 1: But what has happened to your woman? She's gone full
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  Speaker 1: Christian and lost hook freaking in She's what you need
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  Speaker 1: to find is a Christian freak. They exist. Okay, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: they got out there. They love the Lord, but they
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  Speaker 1: don't man getting freaking as long if they be do
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  Speaker 1: what you gotta do the fol service starts that could
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  Speaker 1: be zoomed or going to service the only as you
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  Speaker 1: finish your freakingness the boss. That's the way Christian freak operates,
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  Speaker 1: right time and telling them about it. What told you
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  Speaker 1: to think the freakiness of gold too far? Now you
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  Speaker 1: did straight to hell. I think freaking is a gold
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  Speaker 1: to come on, come on and in the words in
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  Speaker 1: the words of TDJ, sometimes the freakers need to be
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  Speaker 1: accepted for what it is that they do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we get ready to get ready, to get ready to
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  Speaker 1: get ready because he alright, Okay. This one is from America,
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  Speaker 1: America and West Memphis, America, America writes. I'm a thirty
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  Speaker 1: three year old newly wed and my husband came to
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  Speaker 1: the marriage with five children by four different girls. I
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  Speaker 1: had a house when we got married, so he moved
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  Speaker 1: in with me. Right after he moved in, he said
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  Speaker 1: we were going to paint my spare room and put
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  Speaker 1: in twin beds for his children. We didn't discuss this
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  Speaker 1: at all before marriage, and he never even had his
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  Speaker 1: children spending the night with him when we were dating.
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  Speaker 1: He wants us all to be one big, happy family now,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want that. How do I break it
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  Speaker 1: to him? Gently? Oh? You just did? You just told
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  Speaker 1: him that that's not I don't know. He needs to
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  Speaker 1: read this letter to him like you didn't have all
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  Speaker 1: these kids coming over him with dating, and they're not
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  Speaker 1: coming over here now. So you gotta make a choice
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  Speaker 1: of partner and use the word partner when when you
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  Speaker 1: put partner and what you're talking about, no, no, no, no, Ja,
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  Speaker 1: don't say partners. Say I'm sorry. Look, And it's got
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  Speaker 1: to start with looking at him. It was none of
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  Speaker 1: this disgusting though, but whatever, you don't look at him,
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  Speaker 1: but men know that you ste look at him. Parting
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  Speaker 1: never high let you. Yeah, sure, you're und the disgusted
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  Speaker 1: because when you say five children by four different girls,
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  Speaker 1: do nothing much to say? You know, he got five
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  Speaker 1: kids four different girls. We shouldn't have got married in
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  Speaker 1: the first place. That's your first damn mistake. Enough on
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  Speaker 1: this show. We're not here to judge. We don't judge
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  Speaker 1: or help, all right, Terry and Albany Georgia says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a married woman and I messed up and kissed one
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  Speaker 1: of my husband's friends. God, my husband's friend dropped off
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  Speaker 1: his son or a sleepover with our son while my
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  Speaker 1: husband wasn't at home. He ain't handsome or anything I'd
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  Speaker 1: ever be attracted to. But he palmed my butt and
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  Speaker 1: pulled me to him and planted a long, passionate kiss
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  Speaker 1: on me. I pushed him away, but I couldn't help
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  Speaker 1: but blush. It was that good. I told him I
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  Speaker 1: was disgusted. Now he winks at me every time I
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  Speaker 1: see him. Should I tell my husband about this? No,
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  Speaker 1: you should not tell your husband, Maddy. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to break up your friendship. But I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: find out if this was a kid I coming involved,
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  Speaker 1: if it was coming involved. You committed a sin you
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  Speaker 1: have just you sinned, You sinned in the eyes of God,
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  Speaker 1: and was it was this fit swap? We need to
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  Speaker 1: know that too. These these are these are things that
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  Speaker 1: can't be rescinded. You have Oh my god, you you
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  Speaker 1: cursed woman, You really are you really have to know
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  Speaker 1: what a good parmy? Yeah, make you kiss an ugly
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  Speaker 1: PERSONA man don't have nothing to lose if you would
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  Speaker 1: have rejected the kids anyone like he was going. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna be upset about it anyway, rejected. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thanks guys. Coming up next, the nephew is here. More Ignorance.
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  Speaker 1: More Ignorance has promised we'd run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Miss Anne is standing
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  Speaker 1: by with today's national news. President Biden stands by his
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  Speaker 1: decision to withdraw from Afghanistan. Plus and entertainment news Erica
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  Speaker 1: Badou has apologized now for leaking President Obama's party picks.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is in the building. Would
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back what you got for his neff.
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  Speaker 1: As you know, last year, the church gave mean this
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  Speaker 1: glove so that I may have yelling power. That's one
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  Speaker 1: movie I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because he plays three different people. He plays a pastor,
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  Speaker 1: Richard play, he plays a pastor, he plays himself. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then he also plays the old man, old man, Hollywood,
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  Speaker 1: I swell, we'll be a blockbussy of you. Come get me. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: just come on that. I got the skills, I'm trained,
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  Speaker 1: I got it all. But anyway, this right here, well
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna move over to the prank call. But but
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  Speaker 1: don't forget that though. Anyway, House party at Glender's House
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: party at Glenda's. Hello, Hello, hey man, y'all need me
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: to brace some ice over there? Yeah? Man, we can.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: We can use some ice over here. Who he is? Hey?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: This Lawrence man. I was trying to see, uh, if
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: y'all need somebody, what kind of bear I should I bring?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over here? Pretty much? Do?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Bud Wiser man? Who'd you say? This was? Again? This Lawrence?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: This Lawrence man. I read it to your wife at
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the supermarket, and she was telling me, y'all was, you know,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: getting together? And she told me to, you know, come
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: on through the body asks some time. So I didn't
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: want to just come through that without nothings you know
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I want to you know, come through
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man. Yeah, yeah, I'll feel
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: a man. We just were pretty much over here just
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: kicking and watching the game. Man. You can you know
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: some beer, some ice that is? That'd be good, right, Okay, okay, okay,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: are gonna I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: but who who'd you? I can I came here? Man,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: who'd you say this was? Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: my name is Lawn. I went to Uh, I went
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to school with Glenda. Okay, you went to see the
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: school with Glenda? Okay, Lawrence? Huh yeah yeah we went.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: We went to school together, so you know we we
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen her like, man, I swear I've been
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean. Ironically,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: you know, I just got back to town, you know,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and to you know, running to a classmate.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I was like wow, but but you know, uh, she
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: invited me. Y'all. Man, I ain't been nowhere since I
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: got here, So you know, it's cool just to get
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: out a little bit. So you know, you say bubb
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: wise and I bring somebod ice, man, So yeah, we could,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: we could. I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Glenda what y'all? Y'all y'all went to high school the
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: college here and what you what you meet her at? No? No, no,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: me and me and Goodna went to high school together. Doh,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: y'all went to high school together. Yeah, that's back in
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay, And you
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: say what you say? You said your name Lawrence, Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: we went to high school together. Man. That was you know, man,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Glenda still look good? Do that. I won't y'all been
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: married and we've been married for about sixteen years. Man, Wow,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: wow wow? Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah man, you did good. Man.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I I hate I messed it up, you know what
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I mean? But you know it's it's neither here nor that, man.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But this is ironic that I ran into him, man,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: So I just appreciated the invite. I saw. I saw Glenda. Man, yoo,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: your girl looking good. Man. I ain't seen it in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: a long time, you know, what I'm saying. Yeah, yo, man,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: let's back up a minute. Man, what do you mean
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you you hate? You mess that up? What you mean
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: by that? But no, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking you familiar with my name? No? Um see,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart. You know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: We dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: we went the problem together, all right, right, look all right, man,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I see, um you know what man, I'm I'm I'm
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: let me see. I don't know. I don't know what
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Glenda where. She meant by by telling you you could
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: come through the crib, bro, but you you can't. I'm
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: through my house, dog, I mean I didn't. I didn't
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: have mine back in the day, and she might have
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: had hers, bro, But you you can't come over my house, dude, Okay,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Oka hold hold hold hola hola man Nah. Glinda then
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: invited me and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: what the hostility is. But man, but I'm I'm coming
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: to the house. You ain't. You ain't coming to my house,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: do hey, dog? Listen to me, man, I'm not finn
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: City didn't go back and forth with you, I would
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: have ran into Glenn in the stow. Glenna says, she,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: you know, it was good to see me, you know,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: come through to night. I say, cool, you know, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: she gave me the number, asking you what else I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: should you know? What else I should get? You know?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: So I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: just a party. Dog, You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure? Listen?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Dogma, I'm gonna go and get Glinda
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: all right? And this because right he don't make sense
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: to me. Dog, what you mean? Glenna invited you to
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the house and I'm telling you right now, you ain't
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: coming to my house. Bro, If you come to my house,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: She's gonna get you up. Hold on, So what you what?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: You through me? No? Dog? That's what I'm who wish you? Dog?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I'm our first, must that's who I am for dog.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I don't remember doing the first. I'm our first. I'm
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the one. She really remember? You mean you don't want
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: she really remember? I'm our first? Dog? She man? I look, man,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I like I said, you bring your pop over to
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: my house and it's gonna be about twenty way none.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: All right, all my boys over here, we're kicking it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: all right, you bring it over here, you're gonna leave.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man, I'll
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: be over there because Glenda the one invited me, and
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: guess what, dog it's on in poppet. One thing I
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: ain't forgot is my first love, and my first love
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: then invited me to the house. Man, I can't. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: can't even deal with it right here. Bro, I'm gonna
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: tell you know you you obviously you don't spokes to Glenda.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I live, right, you show you up.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I want you to come on. I want you to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: come on over. And you show up like I said,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you show up and ain't going home. I promise you that. Brother.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: It's whatever, then, man, it's whatever. Let's hey bright Look
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: look man, me and my boys over here, we just
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: waiting on. We're just waiting on that. All you gotta
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: do is make the move right all you want to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: make it. I'll tell you what, man, I'm just let
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: me call Glenda. So I need to call Glenda because
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: see see see Glen, let me get Glenda. Who you dog? You?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one more time. I am Glenda's first.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Don't gift and it sound like I might be her last,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: her everything. It must be out his mind. Seelow listen,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: don he Let me ask you this hire man. You
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: don't even know what Glenda spotted? Do you do you?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: What the I know where her spotted? What the aren't
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you dog? What the I think this she is? Bro?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Hey man, hey, you bring up over here. I don't
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: want you to show up at mine. You call me
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: with this stupid bro you're talking about my girl, my girl.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Spot you come, but I want to see you at
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the crib right now, bron get your see your whip
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: right now. You drive down the mine and I'm gonna
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you up. Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: what I said. You ain't gonna do no nothing to run.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I'm trump you
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home. Dog,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you, is you listening my girl?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, though,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you, ain't? Man?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Is you listening? Is you listen? Because ever deny you ain't.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? You want to say? This
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see I'm
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'm playing, man. You know I'm playing do kill y'all? Man?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm so glad. This is a joke. Bryan.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling because because I gotta ask you, man, I
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you one more thing though? What is what
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the bad his radio
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve all right, thank you, crazy man.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment and
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: national news. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. What is going on? Did you guys
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: see the Afghans clinging to a US airplane as a
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: taxi down the runway? Now this was in an attempt,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: of course, to flee the country due to the Taliban takeover.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: What about the shocking video of the person clinging on
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the plane who lost his grip just before lunging to
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the earth below. I mean, really sad and hard to watch, yesh. Yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: President Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: unfolded more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: firmly behind his decision to with through all US troops.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And the president also said he inherited a deal that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Trump negotiated. What sad. That was so sad to see.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: It was shocking. I just saw this video. It's like
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the same thing happened. That's what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And and Biden is getting a lot of criticism for this, um,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: but I mean it is true. He did inherit it,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you know. And uh, nobody criticized Trump when he when
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: he blamed the Obama administration on everything, you know, for COVID,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: for for for COVID anything. So you know, like he said,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Biden said, when there was no good time, Yeah, when
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: was it good time? It was never a good time.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It was never something. Oh this is a perfect let's
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: all come home now. There's never a good times. Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And as president, you know, you gotta take the hits,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: you got to take the good with the bad. I mean,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: this was a decision and you have to make some
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: tough decisions, and this was one of those tough decisions
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: he had to make as president. And like he said,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the buck stops here. But I do feel sorry for
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: those people there. Ye oh absolutely absolutely. Yeah, it's a mess.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: It really is a mess. Wow. All right, we're gonna
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: switch gears here and talk about Eric Abadou. Speaking of Obama,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting pictures from former
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that he was going
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: to have this big, lavish event and then he scaled
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: it back because of COVID. Mister and missus, Obama says, Erica,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: please forgive me for being the terrible guest at such
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a sacred event for your family. She said, it was
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: so inconsiderate, what an example of how not to be.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And to let you know just how sincere she was.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: She signed off with the name Erica, and you know
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: her real name is Erica, right, so just let you know. Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: she used her government name for this. Yeah, but she apologized. Yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: she definitely apologized. I was wondering. I was like wow
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: when I saw the pictures. Yeah, me too. I was like, Wow,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you won't be you won't be at sixty one party.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I'm an Erica fan, but is this is this? I
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: love her? I mean because I love Erica the death.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: But do you just do you do something and say
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I apologize later and get away with it? You know?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta at least put that out there. You know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: It seems like everybody does. Everybody does that. Yeah. If
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: it wasn't, never saw the party, That's all I could
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: tell you. If it wasn't, we never would have saw
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: President Obama dancing. And then the road gets away with
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. So you fan, we let it go,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So don't worry. Why didn't he do like a video
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and walk through the party. Yeah, all right, Jay, it's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: time for today's headline. All right, everybody, it's time for
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the News with miss and Trip. Thanks Jerry, Thanks Shirley.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the News in Afghanistan. As
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the evacuation of Afghan diplomats and those who work with
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the US military continues, recent polls show that most Americans
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: support the idea of leaving. However, pictures yesterday of frantic
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Afghans flooding the airport and even jumping on airplane running boards.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: In one case a man fell to his death. Pictures
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: of that have made some people question how the evacuation
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: is being handled, people like Senate Minardi, Leader Republican Mitch McConnell.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: What we have saying is an unmitigated disaster, staying on
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the reputation of the United States of America well with
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the Taliban and control of the company the country. The
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: President defended his pullout plan yesterday, along with a little
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: history mixed in well, I came in office, I inherited
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a deal to President Trump negotiated with the Taliman. Under
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: his agreement, US forces would be out of Afghanistan by
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: May one, twenty twenty one. US forces had already drawn
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: down during the Trump administration, from roughly fifteen thousand, five
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: hundred American forces the two thousand and five hundred. The
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: truth is this did unfold more quickly than we had anticipated.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: So what's happened Afghanistan political leaders gave up and fled
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the country, The Afghan military collapsed, American troops cannot and
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: should not be fighting in the war, and dined in
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the war that Afghan forces are not willing to fight
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: for themselves, and Biden adds quote, how many generations of
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: America's daughters and sons would you have me sin to
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: fight Afghan civil war when Afghan troops will not. How
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: many endless rows of head stones will there be at
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Arlington National Cemetery and Haiti International Aid efforts continue there,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: but they've quickly ramped up medical as well as search
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: and rescue teams are racing to pull people from collapsed
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: buildings in the southwest area of the country in the
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: wake of Satay one niks devastating earthquake. As of late yesterday,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the death toll was listed as one thousand, four hundred
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and nineteen people, with six thousand reported injured. And this
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: latest quake is the deadliest since the one in twenty
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: ten when some two hundred thousand Haitians lost their lives.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Hospitals and schools have been damaged. And this is all
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: happening as the Haitian government deals with political instability from
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the stomach from the brutal assassination of their president just
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: last month, from a COVID pandemic, gang violence, and now
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: today haities being waterlogged thanks to Hurricane Grace. Folks cannot
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: get a break. Meanwhile, goods are being shipped in by boats,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: small planes, and helicopters on loan from the Dominican Republic
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and the US. Finally, okay, in northern California's Dixie Fire
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: still rages there. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Tommy,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: introduce your boy and get ready. We're going deep, deep
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: into the mind, the mind that you never traveled into before.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: The one and only Jay Anthony Brown. All right, before
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: we start, I need to remind everybody tonight at the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: J Spot, Los Angeles, California, Alex Thomas and friends. Check
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: it out my good but Saturday night, I'll be in Charlotte,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: North Carolina on August two. One. Okay, here we go.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you, ladies and gentlemen and
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: people out there in radio land about a form of
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: music that no longer is this hit it, Dave, hit It,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: turn it up just a little bit. I want to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: talk about singers who no longer do what I call
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the breakdown in music. If not familiar with the breakdown,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: is when a man opens his heart in pleads and
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: beds and says I'm sorry. In a song nobody wants
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: to sing to break down number number. Nobody wants to
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: sing to breakdown number no more. He goes like this, baby,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry write news checks with your mama's name. But
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: your mama's got good credit and you don't have a
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: good credit. All right, your mama has good credit, and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I just want to apologize. But I got another person here.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: There won'ta do some vegging in pleading right here, I'm
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: gonna turn it over to my singing buddy, nephew, Timmy.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Get some Timmy. You know, baby, it's been a long
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: time since we talked about it. Your credit is bad, baby,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: your credit is real bad. So I use our babies
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: social security so we can get where we're trying to go. Baby,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: that's where we're trying to go. Yeah, I just want
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to let you know, baby, our credit is coming up,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: no mo. And we're looking good because our baby got
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: our baby got good credit. No mo. Yeah. Right now,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna turn it over to our main breakdown man, Yeah, Junior,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: get something man, put the big on. Break it down,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Break it down. I'm so sorry you kids called his
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: nag at. I'm so sorry the kids called us nag
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: at you said lock the dough. You said lock the dough.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't turn around. I just had to swift one button.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: But they walked in and said mama. I said all damn, oh, damn, Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the battle we gotta go coming. Don't you talk about
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: the comedic versus battle right after this? You're listening to
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: this day show. Well, Damon Wayans admitted during a radio
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: interview in Houston that he has never watched a versus battle.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Imagine that. And then they asked Damon um who would
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: he battle in a comedy based versus battle. Damon said,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. Didn't even think about it. Just Dave Chappelle
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: just off the dome. So you know that begs the
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: question for this show. Jay, Tommy and Junior, you guys
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: are all commite Dan who would win this battle if
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: it goes down? In part two? Do you think cancel
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: culture is killing comedy? But let's go with the first
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: from first? Damon Wands and Dave Chappelle. Wow, that's two.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: That's two different comedies though, two different styles. Yeah, pick
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: a winner. They didn't ask me, you know what, you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: know what, I I can't pick one. It's two different styles, y'all.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: It's just two different. They both funny. I can't do this.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I can't do I'm sorry. I let me ask you. Okay,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: let me say this right here, Damon, shut your hands up, man, Okay,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: let me say this because I'm a Damon. I'm a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Damon fans, But stop this, Damon stand up comedy fan?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Are you with Damon wains and Living Color? HOLDI the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: clown fans? You know? You know what? No, it goes.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: It goes back to uh and and and and Jay
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you might remember this. It goes back to Robert Townsend.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Uh when he had those that those specials on HBO,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Partners in Crime, Partners in Crown, Partners Partners in Crown,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: and that you throwback man. And that's when I first
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: saw Damon and I was like, oh my god, this
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: guy's a beast. He funnies all get out. And then
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: he did movies, and then he did a movie with
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Bruce Willis and he went on and on, Damon is
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: a beast, and and then Damon slowed down. But now
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: right now, that Damn Chappelle, who Lord have mercy? All right,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not picking one, right, I would go I would
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: go with I would go with Damon I would go real,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: go with going with the veteran of the veterans. Yeah,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I would go why I mean Chappelle if you right
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: to mean, he's one of the great one of the greatest.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead, junior, who would you play Chappelle? Okay?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: And why we need a wine? That's the young Come on,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: because I'm young. I know Damon Wayne's ain't because I'm
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing new with it. Yeah, I just preferm
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle style of coming. I mean, I know Damon
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Ways is more of a physical type of comedian, you know,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: like myself, But Dave Chappelle, I think comedy should also
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: provoke thought as well. So that's my whole thing. You know,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: it ain't just the fact that you know, David Wayne's
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: tackle issues that we laugh at, but you know you
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: take a stand up to be able to tackle social
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: issues and make you laugh at him like Chapelle do.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Now that was my young ass got to say. But
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I love the question, man, because you said because I
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: was young, you will now gonna make you think the most.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna make you laugh the most? You know? I'm laughing.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Thank Yeah, okay, and you can do both. You do
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm but I think I think Damon
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: will make you think as well. Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I really do. I think they you know what this is? Okay,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: let me let me hold who wrote this that we
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: had to talk about this because we're not y'all picking
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: us on our boys. It ain't like you. You can't
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: pick one and gotta hate the other. You know, I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: mean what I feel. You know, I ain't nothing. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: ain't picking one. I love both of us. You already
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: like the fact. I can tell you who I like
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the battle in the verse. I tell you who I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: like the battle. I tell anybody like the battle straight up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting for years. That damn weird out Yankevich.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I would you know what Jay video video against. I'm
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: going with you, Jack, I'm going with you. I'm going
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: with you. I'm going with you. I had a question
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: for Junior, what would you say lhisical comedy? What does
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: that mean when you say you're active? Run around the stage?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You know they would do a wheel in a minute.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go, guys. Coming up next, it
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is a nephew with the prank phone call right after this.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is super
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: sexy and super fly. But right now we'll get into
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: that right now, right now, right here, the nephew is
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Nast You know what, I think all of us have
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: sat on the couch. You know, it's a boring night
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and we've all decided, you know what, I want to
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: order pizza. You know, me and James Junior were hanging
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: at the house. That's all a pizza. You know, everybody
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: wants to order pizza every night and then. But what
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: have you in jail? What have you in jail? Don't
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you think those people want to order pizza too? Okay,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: pizza deliver? I know they want pizza. No no, no, no, no,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna breathe like that called oh man, pizza No,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: you're not pizza delivery. Let's go aanke you know, pizza man,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I help you try to order pizza? Okay, can you
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: all for me? Please? Yeah? Yeah, all right? Okay, So
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: about this, So can I take your orders. Y'all need
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to order ten pizzas? You want ten pizzas? And what
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: kind of quest was that gonna be? I need six?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please, I need six cheese pizzas.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Six cheese pizzas on being crush? What kind of quest
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: was that? Again? Been being fann six sees ben crush pizzas?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: And do you want any other topping town? That's her? No?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers? Does that again? To stick
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: up a little bit? I was really having a hard
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet mothers.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? To meet lovers, meet lovers, pizza? Okay?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: that's thick, thick cross. You said you want to think
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: quest on that thick So I'm having a really hard
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can't you speak up for me? I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: need to meet lovers with thick crust, good crust, Okay, okay,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two benjies on
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: being crossed, two bedches, veggie veggieves veggie's two veggie, two
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: veggies on the three crust do do y'all delivered to
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: um do y'all delivered to U gated gated community for
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: a second for me three ress okay? Sorry about their Okay?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Can you get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: six eight nuns. Okay. I heard three four two days
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or no?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: My number three four two dass six to eight nine. Okay.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I need to get the whole seven digits and the
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: area code so then we can put it in a
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: computer to try to find your location. I told you
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: my number. My number is three four two dads six
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um let me get my
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: manager on the phone. Me. He's giving me like six numbers.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing? Hey?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm doing great? All right? I
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: order ten pizza, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: two veggies. I'm trying to see if do y'all have
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a problem delivered to a gated community? Oh not at all.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: We delivered to a gated community all the time. Let
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: me just get a number four you and an address, right?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: My number three four two dads six eight nine sir,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. We'll actually
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: your area code plus your seven digits. Oh okay, I don't.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, So I don't
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: think you're understand. I need to have a phone number
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: out of the gate. That's not a problem when I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: guess I want. You can't go in and out, dead Kate, listen,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you can't go in and out did gird? I'm sorry,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Can't you speak up something? Okay.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: drop it off with the guard. So I understand what
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterate.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: He's gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: are you located? I'm in Ala and Gola and where's
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where I'm in
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Angola and Golda, Louisiana, the penitentiary. So we can't deliver
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten and pizzas
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: for one six sixties pizzas, two meet lowers and two
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: they Look. I can't be on this phone too much longer. Listen, sir.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I know what you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know where we're located. You gotta call somebody.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta guard somebody in Goola, Louisiana. Look,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get these ten pezza. Look, I'm late.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: penicariary can't on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Do you know how long it would take to get
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: pizza to Angola. I don't give it. Let me tell, okay,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: who to manager there? I am the manager. You speaking
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: with the manager? What's your name? Never mind what my
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: name is, just know that I'm the manager. Okay, let
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: me say this to you, since you to manage there.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I get out in three years, I'm coming down there,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to you, ain't go me up in three years, I
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: won't be here. But a matter of fact, I just
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: might stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy pieces
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: this penitential and get it to the guard before he
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: get off work, then but it's gonna be around here now.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: In ordered these ten pictures, and everybody on the cell
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: block is waiting on them. Sir, I don't I don't
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: care about you and your folk on your cell blocks.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary. So y'all discriminator, Noby,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: where y'all brain pizzas are. No, we don't discriminator, but
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: we ain't located in that goal unless you go give
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: me some. That's all from my metro. I ain't coming.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: the number three fold two dad six eight nine. If
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my thing got out
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I don't give it three p two six eight nine
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: if you come up here in three years and guess what,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: don't drop the soul? Who thank you talking to That's
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: why I said thank you talking to get off my phone.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I got I got one more thing to tell you
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: before I get on three years the land words, I'm
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: gonna say. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: gotta say is next? You Timmy from the Steve Horby
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray phone call you.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You gotta be freaky
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: kid man. Oh my god, oh god, this is netthew Tommy.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You know, come on, man, people people, people in jail
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: out of bit on the pizza. Nine my dad, I
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: like that. You know my name, my number, those you know?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: All right? I got six cheese pizzas too much to
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: meet lovers, okay, and two venges. All right, that's what
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I need. Now that's the guard. We straight, he gonna
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: take care of this. I need you to drop drop
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: my pizzas off at the guard. He gonna pay you.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta hook up. Were good. That's crazy. She couldn't
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: take it. She thought you said bed sheets, said Veggie.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: When I if I don't get this pizza when I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: get out in three years, I'm whipping somebody behind. Okay.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Do you deliver to gated communities, Well, it's the penitential,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: not a gated community. It's a gated community. So check
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: us out if you if you're not you know what,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: you know what if you're not feeling like a pizza,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: maybe you're feeling like some grits. It's Tommy grits, just
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: good grits. That's just good g r I t z
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: dot com. They buyed them like crazy. They love on them.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I would love your feedback. The nephew got some grits
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and they coming to the shelf. I ain't on the
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: shelf yet. I'm online right now, but I'm coming to
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: the shelf. Watch and Jamma gone, uncle being gone, But
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to the shrim Congratulations, Thank jan All right, nephew,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject super Sexy
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: super Fly. We'll get into that right after this. You're
• 53:37
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• 53:42
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• 53:46
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• 53:50
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• 54:02
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• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Here it is. It's the Strawberry Letter. Thank you enough you,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: subject super Sexy super Fly. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm forty
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: four years old and I have met the love of
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: my life, but it took me three years to get
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: used to him. We met in the mall three years
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: ago on a Saturday I remember the day in full detail.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: He was wearing a matching short set with knee socks
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and he had a brim on. He asked me where
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: the Floorsham shoe store was, and I had to google
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: it because I'd never heard of it. He was an
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: older man, so I walked over to the concierge desk
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: with him to see if there is such a store.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: The concierge said that the store was closed a while ago,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: and this man looked defeated. An hour later, he walked
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: up to me in the food court and offered to
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: pay for my lunch. We eight and had the best conversation.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: He's eighteen years older than me, so I told him
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: we could only be friends and i'd help him shop
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: some weekends. We met in them all a few more times,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and he finally admitted that he didn't like shopping. He
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: only came to see me. I started meeting him for
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: dinner and he gave me money freely without me asking.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed hanging out with him. Two years after we met,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: he tricked me into having sex after we shared a
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: bottle of wine at dinner and he had to drive
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: me home. He is very well endowed and romance to
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: me all night. Fast forward to present day and we've
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: fallen in love. He's a super sexy older man, but
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: he's also super flies, just like the movie character. He
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: won't stop starching his jeans or wearing his matching short sets.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I asked him to take the gold cap off of
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: his side too, but he says it's a fashion statement.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: My friends call him super fly, and I'm ashamed of him.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: He proposed, and I said yes, but I haven't told
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: anyone because I don't want to hear the jokes. Am
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I being stupid? Should I marry my super sexy, super
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: fly old man? Well only you can answer that, But
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: first you gotta tell him this. Those starched crease jenes,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: you know, he's putting a crease down the middle of
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: those Janes. That's not coming back. Okay, that is not
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: coming back. They were retired back in the eighties or
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: nineties or seventies whenever. They're not coming back. They're not
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: coming back. And it's all over for Denis socks, all
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that side gold tooth. That is not a fashion statement.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: So tell Papa that no one wears floorshom shoes anymore. Okay,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: you got to tell him these things, and you all
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: need to stop lying and all this trickery you got
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: going on. He didn't like shopping, but he pretended like
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: he liked shopping with you. You know, he tricked you
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: into having sex. All of that. Come on. Now. The
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: truth is is you love Papa and Papa loves you. Okay,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: So why can't you guys just build from that? At
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: sixty two, that's how old he is. You said he
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: was eighteen years older than you. I will admit it's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: going to be a little hard for him to change
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: his pimpish ways. You know, his style anyway, his pempish style,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: because he's probably set in his ways. But depending on
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: how you ask him, he'll probably do it for you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: And you have to tell him because this marriage is
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: never gonna work if you don't. I mean, you're already
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: embarrassed of him. You haven't even told anybody that you
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: guys are engaged or getting ready to get married, and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: that's no way to start a marriage. You've already said yes.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: So there's obviously a lot about him that you do like.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: But the point is marriage is not just about you know,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: great sex and all of that. It's about compromise. Communication.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: It's about commitment, and if he's not willing to make
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: some subtle changes for you, then that's a good indication
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: of how the marriage will go. And you still will
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: be ashamed of him and you won't be happy. So
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: meet him back at the mall. You all go shopping
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: and pick him out some new clothes. Then go to
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: the dentist and get that goal tooth removed. That's all
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta do. Be in love because you're in love
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: with the goal. First of all, let me talk to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: you older dude with tale, because I am older dude. Okay,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: what shared they is saying, Some of that is correct,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: but it's hard, very hard to get an old player
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  Speaker 1: to change his way the match in short sets. Does
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: he have the full toe covered sandals, because if he does,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: then he's a true player from the him and layers.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: What you need to do is changed some things a
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: little bit at a time, you know what I mean,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Like give up the nugget watch for just a regular watch,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Let's get rid of that
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: goal in your mouth to put a white tooth in it.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: This will shock him. It will he will go into
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: complete shock to change everything he doing. One time. His
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: system can't take that much change, you know what I mean,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the knee socked. If he wants to wake up and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you have him fully clothed with the you know, some
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: van loafers and some short pants with a matching shirt,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you know, and just a regular baseball cap, you know,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: and he's lost him knees socks, he'd go into complete,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: complete shock and it might die. You can't do that,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: man like that. You got to change what you can change.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: You got to remove the toothpick out of his mouth,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: telling her stop sucking his toothpick. I know he got
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: a toothpic. I know this, dude, I've seen it. Man.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: You know how I know this, dude, this used to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: be mean. I used to do he and he sucks
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: when he makes thoughts. And you just gotta work with him. Okay,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you can't, Janie just playing flam his things he does
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: automatically one at a time. Take him one at a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: time and you'll be all right. All right, Well, thank you, Jay,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: We have more to go. We haven't heard from Junior,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: we haven't heard from the nephew. The subject is super sexy,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: super fly. We'll be back at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the Hour with part two of Today's Strawberry Letter. Right
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, guys, we're gonna recap today's
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. The subject is super Sexy and super fly.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Forty four year old woman wrote us a letter. She
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: met the love of her life three years ago. It
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: took her three years to get used to him. They
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: met in the mall. You know, she remembers the day
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: that he was an older gentleman with a short set
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: on knee socks. You know, just older, kind of sexy guy,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: still stuck in stuck in time time as far as
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: his wardrobe goes. You know, they had lunch together, great conversation.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: He's eighteen years older than her. So she told him
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: they could only be friends and she would help him
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: shop some weekend. So that was his way of getting
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: in to see her. He didn't really like shopping, but
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: he did eventually admit it to her. You know, they
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: went out to dinner. He would give her money freely.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: He tricked He tricked her into having sex with him,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: she said. After they shared a bottle of wine at
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: dinner and he had to drive her home. She said
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he was very well endowed, he was very good. He
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: romanted her, Yeah, he romanced her all night. Now they've
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: fallen in love. He's a super sexy old man, but
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: she doesn't. He's proposed to her, but she doesn't want
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: to let anybody know because she's ashamed of him about
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: the way he dresses. He has a gold tooth on
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the side of his mouth, and he says that's a
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: fashion statement. So she wants to know she being stupid
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: or should she go ahead and marry She already said yes.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, should she go ahead and marry her
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: super sexy, super fly old man junior? Year up? Yeah?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So he's sixty two. So he's born in nineteen fifty nine.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: H you forty four? You bought in seventy seven? Oh man, yeah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I did all the man. Let me ask you one
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: question though. It is his name, Roy Harris. That's my cousin,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: my great cousin, right hair. This is exactly what he
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: went out today. That why look what she said, take
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: the gold cap. All inside that gold cap? Is it
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: a Martini glass in there? Because he not changing? Do
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: he have his keys in his hand when he walked?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Is he bow legged with the hot knee socks with
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: some hard bottoms on, and he turned them keys in
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: his hand as he walked. Does right hair right, hair's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: not changing. You can stop asking flush shote shoes. How
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you fall for that one? Flusht shoes ain't been over
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: since I was eight. He got you with the flow shine.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you fast for this. Look look and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you told me you don't wan't know about You said yes,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: but you wanna tell the about because you don't want
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: the jokes when you can hang it up, they're coming.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't even wrote in him. We ain't got nothing
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: fun jokes for this. We didn't see this dude. And
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: when he laughed, when he laughing, and just like like
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: everything is surprise, and don't have with your girl. You
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: got you a go one day, he loyal. Now he
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: didn't trick you with the dinner with the bottle of wine.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Now he didn't trink you that no box wine. Get
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: everybody ain't like it was a bottle box wine. Get
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the best of them. I don't care who it really
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: it will He didn't get the episode. Girl, take your
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: super flying, turn your sevnies on and go Dimond and
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: the back days, the team, the gat to leave, I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: take the bad. Come on each other. They love got
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you somebody yes or whatever? Come on shirt, it's not
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: how fas he went to school with your daddy. Don't
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: worry about that. Got somebody. Let me jump in here.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: You know the rules, pretty tony. Yeah, listen, listen, baby girl,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to find some stories that's comfortable for
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: your man. You understand I'm saying, Okay, you need to
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: find out if there's a chess king in the city,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: baby ground, because that's what your boy is looking for.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: A baby girl, you got to find out if there's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: a go round in the city, because that's what that's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: how he dressed. Baby. We're looking for a ballad royal. Okay,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: that's what he used to Jay Riggins. Yes, that's what
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: he's looking for. That's okay. You want to buy some shoes,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: you want to make him feel real good. The man
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: is looking for some Stacy Adams. That's where he looking at.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: You understand me. Might the fact? Might the fact if
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: you don't get him on Stacy Adams. If it's the
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: summer time, he wants some what they called jellybeans, they
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: called jellybean. That's what he's looking for, baby girl. He
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: wan't that. I'm just trying to tell you. He gonna
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: wear bell bottoms until bill Bottoms is out. I'm just
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, and they and the bell bottoms
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: need to have some window panes on them. Then he
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: feeling really really good. Oh you understanding me by the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: fact when y'all go out, when y'all got that's what
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: he don't want to take, you to know, buy Star restaurant.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: He want to go to Woolworth and Woolco and sit
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: at the bar and get some ice cream. Babies, That's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: what I want to do. I'm just trying to tell
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: you what kind of man you got. Not listen out
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: of time? He not listen, Jane, that you already know.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: And Junior you can join in. He gonna smell good.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: He gonna have somelgraphael all. If he ain't got no
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: lograpel he got he got you are some jupe some juke. Okay,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: he he ain't got that juke. He has them something
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: he has on some Jad's time and what are you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: talking about, ja, ja ja? I think he got on
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: some great flannel. Jake. The fact if you ain't got
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: on great flannel that little gold top polo old he falling? Now? Yes, yes,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: something that has the word musk in it. That don't
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, he's just saved anything that has musk in it.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: But then let's go on back brute By family, say
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: hello and up and he will have on a lot
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: of it, so you'll know when he's coming up again. Man,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you the man you got, baby,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: you got an old school and here you got. All right, Well,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: thank you, guys. Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: forty six minutes after the hour. You know what it is?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Steve
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time now
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got junior? All right, Shirley.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Before I get the sports talking, let me tell y'all
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: something Burmingham, don't forget. Labor Day weekend. I'm coming to
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: towns September three, fourth and fifth. Two shows Friday two show,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Satday one show Sunday is gonna be ignorant. Get your
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: tickets at stardome dot com. Stardom dot com. Can't wait
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: to see y'all Labor Day weekend? What up timming? So
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: you cannot do it like Steve Hey? Listen here Burminham
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: all the Steve Hobbin nation. This here my boy, My
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: boy coming down at a Burmingham. I'm gonna say this
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: right here, his ass fence to be funny. What y'all
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: need to do? Get show damn ticket and get it
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: to go to Burmingham? Start off. I don't know, Bruce down.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: That's why I got my first career. Appreciate the timmy man.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Step all, get sports talk real quick man? What does
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: jay Z have to do with sports? Right now? Man?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: This boy man hustler. He keeps hustling. Man. Jay Z
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: has filed for a New York Online Gaming license so
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: he can take all online bets in the city of
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: New York for sports on four platform. It's called twenty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: five million, but his up line five hundred and eighty
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: five million. I ain't manager jay Z him and wow,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling my dog straight hustling. He is not gonna
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: stop carler. I know y'all had to hear about this.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: This is too funny, all right. We know we talked
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: about dinner Shrowder turning down to eighty four million going
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: to the Celtics to get the six million. About how
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: crazy it was all of that, right, Well, eighty four
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: million to six million, you know, I mean, we know
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the difference. Right. Well. His teammate was up for a
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: contract extension on the Celtics. His name is Marcus Smart.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Marcus Smart signed four years, seventy seven mill because he's smart,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Because he's smart. He ain't take no chances of nothing, Jake.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: The contract was on his death fifteen minutes he signed
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: four year seventy seven Give me them seventy seven million dollars. Now,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: how do you feel when you gotta go to the work? Now?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Last name was the last night? Marcus Smart? He ain't.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: He ain't Marcus dumb about it? He ain't Marcus. I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: gotta consider how Mark is smart. Seventy seven cookies, oh
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: six cookies. I'm gonna take the seventy seven cookies. He
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: ain't Marcus. Wait a minute, let me take about take
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: about it. Congratulations, man, that's all I had to say.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: They both from the same team. God, thank you. I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: ain't coming up. At the top of the hour, we're
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. Don Chettle's reaction to Kevin Hart's
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: reaction when he telled him his age you're listening to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: show in Trending comedy News, Kevin Hart's reaction to Don
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Cheetle's age broke twitter. Okay, it's no let me see.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: It's really funny. I watch it once a day. Yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I cannot stop laughing, man, I can't stop that. The
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: look that Don chet had on the game when he
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: put his head down, it's like, it's okay, I cannot
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: stop laughing. Wait, wait, wait, are we' been to run it?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Please tell me yes, I was trying to get to that. Yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: take a listen here it is. Take a listen and me.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm fifty six years old. Damn, I'm sorry.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry because it was a thought. No, I'm seriously,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: was a thought. It was a thought, and I blurted
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: it out. I mean that. I'm okay, but just understand
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it the way it can't. We'll take
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: a poll on how you meant it with people here
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: later after the show's over. But I can sit up
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: here and honestly say, buddy that that was from a
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: place of love. Got it? Like, damn? You didn't. If
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: we could play it back right now, lay back, these
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: are two different damns. Play back and there wasn't I said,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I said, there was no like wow, I said, damn No,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: you said the word damn. Do you want me to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: tell you how you said? I know how I said it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: You want me to say it back to you? How?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: I think you said? Go ahead? Damn? Not not true, fam,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: not true, fam, I said, Kevin, I said, damn it
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: each time you said it. Now it's gone quieter and quieter.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: My boy, my boy, Paul out of out of government
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: said that to me. I swear I played it twelve times. Hilarious.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: So the whole, the whole interview was that hilarious. Man.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I know Kevin and his new talk show, new talk
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: show for I love it though I love it. Oh yeah,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: he's new at it, so you know, hilarious. That was hilarious.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You could tell a new host when he ain't reacting right,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: damn what you're new to interview? And so okay, I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: know this is this is a crazy question. I already
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: know the answer to it. But I'm gonna ask you guys, anyway,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: have you ever just blurted out something and you didn't
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: mean it that way? I know you have nephew. I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: do that all the time, all the time. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I do that all the time. I mean it's not
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: even catching myself. It's just hoping. I didn't hoping it
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. But I do it. I think that. Yeah,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: I think story. I have seen it head. Yeah, I've
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: done that. I had a cousin, you know, she had
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: five kids already, and uh you know, it was at
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: my grandmother's house, and then she came in and made
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: the announcement that things giving. I'm pregnant. I said by who?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And that was not that timon. Yeah. I was supposed
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: to say congratulations, but it didn't make it. Yea, yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I dropped by four by who? Because you got five
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: with you? Like who? Who made six? And it was
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: just not a good It wasn't a good time. Timing
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: is everything, yeah, you and you can't take it back.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: So I was having I was having a I was well.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: When she worked for the time join the show, we
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: would do these things called sky shows. There was a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: lady who looked drunk. She looked drunk to me. She
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: looked drunk to me, and she was holding a baby
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: and I figured out that it was the other lady's baby,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and I said to the lady, you better get that
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: baby before the drunk ass lady killer. And the ladysaid
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: to me, my mama shut up. I'm like, oh, yeah, okay,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you know what you're doing, you know, yeah, let me
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: give you this A w I called I love to take,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you know, I like to take my mama ride, just
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: you know, me and mama gonna go ride, you know.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: And we we parked and I'm I ain't lie, I'm bawling.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm in my car. This guy walks up, like, uh so,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: where'd you get that from? And I was like, who
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the blanketed blank you talking to? And my mama looked
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: at me and said, I'd never heard you talk like
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: that before. I did, I said, you know you I
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: cut in front of my mama, of course not. Yeah,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: it caught me off. God, all right, Well, thanks guys. More,
• 1:14:52
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve hard Morning Show, Steve Harvey Nation, we
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: are calling on you. We need you, Steve Harvey Nation.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Haitian American actress and television host, also reality star. We
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: know her, Garcel Bouvet, she used to be fancy on
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: the Jamie Fox Show. Well, Garcel is asking for prayers
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: and donations for her home country of Haiti. She posted
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: on her ig account to please donate to Angels for
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Humanity dot com. That is, donate to Angels for Humanity
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: dot com to help her out with the earthquake relief
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: efforts to help victims and their families. We talked yesterday
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: about Naomi Osaka donating her tennis earnings to Haiti. Yeah,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: tennis tournament in the Yeah, if you can help. You
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: see on TV what's going on. They need your help.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: They need your help right now. I remember we were
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: talking about this about what ten years or so ago,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah about yeah, on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: so Steve Harvey Nation, again, we need you. And they're
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: also bracing for a storm, a hurricane that could possibly
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: be coming. I mean, you know it's Haiti take yeah,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, you have to pray for him. You
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  Speaker 1: have to donate if you can pray for him, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you can do. Now is the time. Now is the time.
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  Speaker 1: It is now time. I think that the world can
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  Speaker 1: be doing more to help Haiti. We have to do
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  Speaker 1: more to help this. Yeah, for sure, we absolutely do.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? Did you guys see the Afghans
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  Speaker 1: clinging to a US airplane as a taxi down the runway? Now,
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  Speaker 1: this was in an attempt, of course, to flee the
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  Speaker 1: country to the Taliban takeover. Um. What about the shocking
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  Speaker 1: video of the person clinging on the plane who lost
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  Speaker 1: his grip just before lunging to the earth below. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: really sad and hard to watch. Yeah, uh yeah. President
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  Speaker 1: Biden admitted yesterday that the collapse of Afghanistan's government unfolded
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  Speaker 1: more quickly than the US anticipated, but he stood firmly
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  Speaker 1: behind his decision to withdraw US troops, and the President
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  Speaker 1: also said he inherited a deal that Trump negotiated. That
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  Speaker 1: was so sad to see. It was shocking. I just
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  Speaker 1: saw this video. It's like the same thing happened. That's
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  Speaker 1: what they're comparing it to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Biden
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  Speaker 1: is getting a lot of criticism for this um but
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  Speaker 1: I mean it is true. He did inherit it. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: criticized Trump when he blamed the Obama administration on everything,
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  Speaker 1: you know, him for COVID, for for COVID anything. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, like he said, Biden said that when there
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  Speaker 1: was no good time to pull out? Yeah, when was it? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Was never a good time? Never? Oh, this is a
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  Speaker 1: birthect let's all come home now. There's never a good time. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's yeah. And as president, you know, you gotta take
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  Speaker 1: the hits. You gotta take the good with the bad.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this was a decision and you have to
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  Speaker 1: make some tough decisions, and this was one of those
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  Speaker 1: tough decisions he had to make as president. And like
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: he said, the buck stops here. But I do feel
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  Speaker 1: sorry for those people that absolutely absolutely all right, we're
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: gonna switch gears here and talk about Erica Badou. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of Obama. Ericabadou has issued an apology for posting
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  Speaker 1: pictures from former President Obama's sixtieth birthday party. Remember that
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  Speaker 1: he was going to have this big, lavish event and
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  Speaker 1: then he scaled it back because of covid um. Mister
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  Speaker 1: and missus Obama says, Erica, please forgive me for being
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  Speaker 1: the terrible guest at such a sacred event for your family.
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  Speaker 1: She said, it was so inconsiderate, what an example of
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  Speaker 1: how not to be. And to let you know just
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  Speaker 1: how sincere she was. She signed off with the name Erica.
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  Speaker 1: And you know her real name is Erica, right, so
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  Speaker 1: just let you know. I'm an Erica fan. But is
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: this because I love Erica the death too? But do
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  Speaker 1: you just do you do something and say I apologize
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  Speaker 1: later and get away with it? You know, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: put that out there, you know. It seems like everybody does.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody does that. Yeah, all right, coming up, it is
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 1: rolling up in it. Hey, Hey, can I pay? Can
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something, Jay Junior, I gotta show love
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  Speaker 1: this world. Dog. Have y'all seen it? You haven't seen JB.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just gotta know I applaud him and
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  Speaker 1: what he is doing. Shout out to Jay being smooth. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, y'all gonna see it though, y'all gonna see
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  Speaker 1: Thank you that you can have a question, Yes, I
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  Speaker 1: tell their mind when they were young, when they were
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  Speaker 1: a child, and tell us how you had fun, fun,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't have no damn toys the fun you had,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: but there was no toy involved. Go ahead, hilly, What
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  Speaker 1: did you do to have fun? But you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a toy? And seek? Hi? Seek? But come on, come on?
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  Speaker 1: How about but when it got dark? Though? Yeah, so much.
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  Speaker 1: I heard all of that. That's why I loved it
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  Speaker 1: so much. I loved her behind that tree, that tree?
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  Speaker 1: What did you have when you didn't have a toy?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: You know what? We did a lot of dancing and
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: singing like we were on soul trained, like pretending to
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: be also trans Me and my mom. We would grab
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: our hair brush and our favorite singer would be off
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: the living room cutting up. Yea something. I don't know
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: why they never invented a hair brush? That was after
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  Speaker 1: the microphone? And where is that? Where is the Asian
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  Speaker 1: girl that was on god? Ye long ago in La
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  Speaker 1: and I would see her all the time. Yes she was,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: she really was, Junior. What was the fun you had?
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  Speaker 1: But there was no toy involved? Before there was a
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: transfer of a movie, I had been fighting decepticns before
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: there was a Transform me and was Prime and all
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: the autobots we was. We was taking on Begatron and
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  Speaker 1: all the bay before the movie came out. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about I'm being the trees I get kicked out the
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  Speaker 1: trees from blasts and stuff rolling around. We had all that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I have no toys though, Jack it was no dog.
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  Speaker 1: I stayed in the swing set. I ride on the
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  Speaker 1: back of Otomus Prime's whole truck. If a little the
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  Speaker 1: fun you had but you didn't have a toy, what
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  Speaker 1: was it? Man? If you ain't never played red light
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  Speaker 1: green like, Oh, red like green like was the It
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  Speaker 1: actually could be a TV show Red like Green like.
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  Speaker 1: I loved all these all the side man, man Man
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  Speaker 1: which one When I was coming up, I was the
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  Speaker 1: guy in the neighborhood that if you told him to
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  Speaker 1: go in the house and get something, I don't get
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  Speaker 1: it at whatever you needed. That was my mama's. If
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: they said go get a pot, I go get a pot.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't go get a blanket. I go get a blanket.
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  Speaker 1: So we built and when I'm telling, this was the
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  Speaker 1: best tent out of my mama's good spread. One time,
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  Speaker 1: this was a nice We were laying on the tent
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  Speaker 1: with a good blanket and we put candles in cans.
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  Speaker 1: We was laying back and I'm telling when I had
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  Speaker 1: a good time and I saw which I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was my mama. The two fattiest legs you ever want
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  Speaker 1: to see in your When I saw them two knees
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  Speaker 1: at the tent, I knew ten times. Ten time was
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  Speaker 1: over with when I tell you, and Lee Brown wrapped
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  Speaker 1: that tent and with one yanke we was in just
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  Speaker 1: raw air. There was there was nothing. We were in
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  Speaker 1: the elements, man, all that hard work Jack just one,
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  Speaker 1: I mean just Lee Brown and Lee Brown did not
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  Speaker 1: blame man, I know I know them well. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: out here with my good as blaking I know that mine.
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  Speaker 1: And when it was raining, yeah, I would be on
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  Speaker 1: the front porch at my grandmama how playing Jack's with
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  Speaker 1: my sister and yes, what you no toys? He said, no,
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  Speaker 1: but another game to play on the porch, timing if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't it was a good game, okay, a good
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: game of that's my car, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I have seen some fights on that that's my car.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Before they was televising the Olympics, we
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: already had them tell me about what you know, you
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: used to race in the streets the racist tree. Do
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: we really know how to you had to do the relay?
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  Speaker 1: Now you had to run down in the tag Jeromehan
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  Speaker 1: take markets hand markets come back. We used to run. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we used doing. Yeah, that's a real question.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: That's real fun. You double DUTs? Could you double dots? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too, me too. I I wonder if we could stop?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: What about? Jack Jacks said, you know what, you're not
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: a real man. She made mud pie. You're not a
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: real man. He made a mudpie with your sister. You
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: are you are not a real man. All backs said,
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  Speaker 1: jump rope. That's toy. Jump ros a toy. It's a
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: little no anything. We stop, We gotta go, come on Jay.
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