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Lip Appreciation Day, Guaranteed Money, T.I. Comedy Beef, iPhone OS Features and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and its toubings be true. Good together
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  Speaker 1: for st Please, I don't join jo. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you're going to arm. You gotta turn to turn out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn You lon't got to turn out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your thing, I
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  Speaker 1: sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now. One and only Steve hart
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. M Yeah, I do. Man.
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  Speaker 1: God been so good to me over the years, in
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  Speaker 1: spite of all the mistakes I've made, in spite of
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  Speaker 1: all the dirt I've done to myself. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: when in no one I was wrong, His grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy has forgiven me for all of my sins. God
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  Speaker 1: can forgive you of all of your sins, everything you've done,
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  Speaker 1: God can forgive you. He can wipe your slate clean. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Might you might have some you know, things you got
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  Speaker 1: to deal with because of some of your actions. Understand that.
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  Speaker 1: But you can wipe your slates. You can wipe your
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  Speaker 1: slate clean with God and start again. You can repent.
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  Speaker 1: God has mercy and grace. You could be forgiven by God.
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  Speaker 1: Now people answer another story. Some people may never forgive you,
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  Speaker 1: for you've heard them all, or maybe they're accusing you
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  Speaker 1: of doing something else. But you know they may never
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  Speaker 1: forgive you. But God, God is in the redemption business man.
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  Speaker 1: God will forgive you for every sin you've ever committed.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta want forgiveness now. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: to come correct because what you can't do is you
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  Speaker 1: can't shoot him the crap. Now you can say that
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  Speaker 1: conversation with him. You know, whatever you told your lawyer, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you told the victims, whatever you told, whatever the
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  Speaker 1: story is you got going if it ain't the truth,
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  Speaker 1: you could say that with God, because please know, he know,
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  Speaker 1: and he know your heart. He know if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to manipulate somebody just for the system, if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to say this just so you can get out, He
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  Speaker 1: know all of that. So if you're planning on shucking
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  Speaker 1: him and jiving him, save your breath before you wind
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  Speaker 1: up digging yourself in a deeper hole. Just let me
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  Speaker 1: give you that piece of advice. Because he ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: to play with. He's too great to be played with.
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  Speaker 1: And so with that in mind, I want to share
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  Speaker 1: some positive stuff with you. This smarty man, I want
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  Speaker 1: to say this now. I want to remind you not
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  Speaker 1: to let your circumstance and your situations dictate your future
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  Speaker 1: or your results. I'm gonna say this again. This is
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  Speaker 1: important information. Man. Don't let your circumstance and situations dictate
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  Speaker 1: your future or your results. Do you know that in
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  Speaker 1: order to get a different future or some different results,
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  Speaker 1: you control that entire situation. It is you. It is
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts that control the entire situation. It is how
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  Speaker 1: you look at the situation that will determine how the
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  Speaker 1: situation is for you. See, the same situation can be
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  Speaker 1: totally different for two different people, because you can say
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  Speaker 1: you look at the examples of history, just just look
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  Speaker 1: look in your neighborhood. How can There was a book
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  Speaker 1: that a guy wrote one time who had the name.
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  Speaker 1: He had a name, and he did some research and
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  Speaker 1: he found a guide that grew up at the same age,
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  Speaker 1: in the same neighborhood as him, with the exact same name.
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  Speaker 1: He went on to become a corporate CEO. The other
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  Speaker 1: man was an inmate and they had the same name,
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  Speaker 1: grew up in the same neighborhood. They were both brothers,
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  Speaker 1: you know not I'm just saying brothers men. And they
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  Speaker 1: grew and they went to different Because how can two
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  Speaker 1: different two people the same situation and the results turn
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  Speaker 1: out so different. It is because of the thought process
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  Speaker 1: of one was completely different from the thought process of
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  Speaker 1: the other. You control it. You don't have to let
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  Speaker 1: your circumstances and your situations dictate your future or your results.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the way it works. This is so you can
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  Speaker 1: understand this. Your mind. It's the controlling factor of your thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Your thoughts are the controlling factor of your outcome. The
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  Speaker 1: Bible says a man is as he thinketh. Please don't
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  Speaker 1: short play this scripture here, because this one is the
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  Speaker 1: real deal. This is the basis of every self improvement
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  Speaker 1: book you'll ever read. It's already written in the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: The Bible has all the information you need. But in
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  Speaker 1: case you need a little bit of clarity in some
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  Speaker 1: simple modern day language, then they have self improvement books.
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  Speaker 1: They are all based on Biblical scripture. A man is
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  Speaker 1: as he thinketh. That's why Norman Vincent Peale wrote the
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  Speaker 1: book The Power of Positive Thinking That's why a book
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  Speaker 1: came out called The Magic of Thinking Big. That's why
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  Speaker 1: a book came out called Think and Grow Rich by
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  Speaker 1: Napoleon Hell. That it all of you. All these titles
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  Speaker 1: that I've read that have mattered in my life the most,
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  Speaker 1: These three major books that I've read, they all say
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  Speaker 1: one thing. Think, thinking thoughts, because that's what controls the outcome.
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  Speaker 1: Your brain works one of two ways. It works positive
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  Speaker 1: or negative. It works good, which is under the column
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  Speaker 1: of positive, or to work evil, which is under the
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  Speaker 1: column of negative. It will have faith, which is under
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  Speaker 1: the column of positive, or you will operate in fear,
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  Speaker 1: which is in the column of negative. That is the
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  Speaker 1: only way your mind works. Your mind is a factory
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  Speaker 1: that's comprised of workers. Those workers are controlled by two formings,
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  Speaker 1: forming positive and forming negative. But guess what the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of the company, the head, man, the boss is you.
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  Speaker 1: You come to work in the morning and you say, man,
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  Speaker 1: today is a great day. I'm going to take steps
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  Speaker 1: towards brightening my future. I'm going to take another step
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  Speaker 1: into making that dream come true that I've been thinking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take another step forward in the development and
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  Speaker 1: the changing of my life in a positive, good direction.
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  Speaker 1: If you come to work and say that every day
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  Speaker 1: as the CEO, the boss, the formans can only obey you,
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  Speaker 1: so that what you just said was a series of
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  Speaker 1: positive statements then forming positive steps to the forefront. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I got your boss right away. He turns around, He
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  Speaker 1: blows the whistle. He alerts all the workers in the
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  Speaker 1: factory today as a good day. Today, we will take
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  Speaker 1: steps towards our future. Today we are putting ourselves on
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  Speaker 1: track to get a little bit closer to making our
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  Speaker 1: dreams come true. Today we will be assembling all the
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  Speaker 1: things we need to make our dreams come true and
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  Speaker 1: life better in the right direction. Everybody break. The workers
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  Speaker 1: in the factory turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify
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  Speaker 1: the orders given by the boss, which is you. You
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  Speaker 1: are the CEO of your corporation. If you don't own
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  Speaker 1: nothing else, you own everything that's going on between your
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  Speaker 1: two ears. You are the CEO of that corporation. If
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  Speaker 1: that corporation is a good one, it's because you set
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  Speaker 1: it up that way. If your corporation is a bad one,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you set it up that day. If you trying,
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  Speaker 1: if you pushing towards your dreams and you see the
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  Speaker 1: possibility of things happening in your life is because you,
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  Speaker 1: as the CEO, set it up that way. If you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing popping, if you just want to be
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  Speaker 1: a criminal taking stuff from people, throwing your life out
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  Speaker 1: the window, you're gonna be an inmate. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: sitting there there and you're gonna be mad at everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You got nobody be mad at. But shoot, you understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you this morning? Huh you're listening to show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Without further ado, I would like to
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  Speaker 1: start the show now a sap or, in the words
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  Speaker 1: of my daddy, rat now, I want it done. Rat now, Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: when you want rat now? Yeah, Daddy, when you are
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  Speaker 1: When I said, he never gave me a straight answer, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was my father. Man. I think that has a
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  Speaker 1: lot to do with the how I am today. My
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  Speaker 1: father never gave me a straight answer. It was always
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  Speaker 1: to make you think about what you said. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: see good morning, Shirlette, Carl Up Mississippi, Monica Junior, and Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna I'm gonna give you an example of how
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  Speaker 1: my father was this morning. Anyone can ask me a
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  Speaker 1: question as a child, I'm going to respond to you
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  Speaker 1: as how Slick Harvey did it? Carl? Daddy? What were
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  Speaker 1: having for dinner tonight? What's your mama cooking? But is
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  Speaker 1: it chicken? We're gonna have? It? Can be, buddy? Is
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  Speaker 1: it chicken? It could be? Buddy? Is it right? The
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  Speaker 1: question is what is your mama? What is we having
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  Speaker 1: for dinner? And what are your mama cooking? What we've
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  Speaker 1: been to have? That ain't answer nothing, But Daddy, I
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  Speaker 1: still don't know. You ain't got to know. You'll know
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  Speaker 1: when she put it on the plate. All you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: What what we watching on TV? Tonight? What's on it?
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  Speaker 1: Good time? Good time? Good time? Yeah? What time? Do
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  Speaker 1: good time? Come on? Eight o'clock? Daddy? Can well, that
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  Speaker 1: ain't a good time for me? The baseball game gonna be?
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  Speaker 1: So are we gonna watch the baseball game? Then? What
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  Speaker 1: you think we're gonna watch? If I want to watch
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  Speaker 1: a baseball game and you want to watch good time?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think we fit to look at? Well?
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  Speaker 1: You got the TV? You watch what you want to watch?
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  Speaker 1: That is it? Daddy? That is it? Next question? Hey, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: can we go outside and you can play with me.
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  Speaker 1: D Well, you go outside. I gotta go to work. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You can't play and work at the same time. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find that out in light. Okay, yeah, Can we
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  Speaker 1: get a pool? Can you get a pool? Or what
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  Speaker 1: a swimming pool? Like? Like the kids down the street
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  Speaker 1: they got a pool? Can you got and put kids
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  Speaker 1: down the street? Gut swimming pool? They got a on
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  Speaker 1: the top of the ground pool? Uh? Running them? Who
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  Speaker 1: who running? And then Ronnie Dixon them got a pool? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well what you need one for running? Got one? If
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  Speaker 1: you hunted, free go for the running poop. Hey, hey, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: how come when I ask your stuff you always say
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go to work. But then we don't never
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  Speaker 1: have no money or nothing. What you mean you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no money. We don't have no money for nothing, daddy.
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  Speaker 1: But that's called all your money for something? You eat
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  Speaker 1: nat and groceries. You gotta go out there. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we're paying for our health. I drive you to church.
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  Speaker 1: That car costs money. All that money go for something.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got no money for that, little b as.
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  Speaker 1: You won't won't that we're wrong? Thank you? Daddy? Coming
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  Speaker 1: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back with the nephew right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, now it's
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for us, Neff, Well, you know, Shirley, how
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  Speaker 1: you handle another man's wife is very important. How you
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  Speaker 1: handle her, you know, straight? Yeah, because that's that's that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. The title Liz, I dropped
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  Speaker 1: your wife got a dog? If you hood hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony. How you
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  Speaker 1: doing this? Is nephew Tommy. Hey, nep you Tommy. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe you're calling me. You sent an email in
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  Speaker 1: to prank your arm. Yes, oh my god, I said
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  Speaker 1: that like months ago. I didn't think you were going
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  Speaker 1: to call me. Yes, I'm calling you. Naw y'all been
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  Speaker 1: married eight years. He's that's my heart. Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something. What makes your husband just go off?
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  Speaker 1: What can I do that? You know that's a button
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  Speaker 1: for him that you don't want to push. Anything that
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  Speaker 1: has to do with me. Let me tell you he
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  Speaker 1: is crazy about me. If anybody that's with me. If
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  Speaker 1: anybody tries to go off on me, he will lose it. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh what are we gonna do? What? I'm so excited?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, all right, okay, you know what? You
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  Speaker 1: know what? Okay? Check this out? Can you click over
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  Speaker 1: on a three way? Can you call him? Uh? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can hold it from my phone. Is you gonna
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  Speaker 1: be on the phone right? Yeah? I want I want
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  Speaker 1: him to think that I got your phone. Okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. You just click on and get him
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  Speaker 1: on the lone. Just click over to when you click back.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing. Now. You got to be quiet
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna at the end, I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: talk to him. Okay, okay, hold on, how are you there?
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, Okay, all right, you're hitting me to something? Okay, okay, okay, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Uh No? This this how you is? This?
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  Speaker 1: Is this? Darren? Yeah? This Darrenel was this? Uh hey,
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  Speaker 1: we got a build of a situation with with Tony Man.
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  Speaker 1: We got a situation for real? You just my white phone?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? This? Uh? Actually? Who is this we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get? Uh? Tony actually twisted our ankle. Man,
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  Speaker 1: so we gotta get her to the emergency room and
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  Speaker 1: get her checked out. Twist our ankle? How'd you wait? Wait, wait, wait, baca,
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  Speaker 1: who who did you say? Who is this? How did
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  Speaker 1: Tony twist her ankle? Actually? She she she fell? And man, look, look,
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  Speaker 1: my wife is with her mom right now. Who who?
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  Speaker 1: And who are you? How did you twist her ankle?
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  Speaker 1: And why are you calling me? Why isn't her mother
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  Speaker 1: somebody calling me? Who is this? You never told me
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  Speaker 1: her name? Bro? No, I'm a friend. Man. She didn't fall.
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  Speaker 1: I actually dropped her. How you how did you drop her?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you dropped her? We had a
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  Speaker 1: couple of drinks at the hotel, man, And she say,
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait hotel there you mean the hotel. My
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  Speaker 1: wife's supposed to be over her mom's house. Now you
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  Speaker 1: calling me from her phone talking about if you dropped her,
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  Speaker 1: y'all at some hotel? Why y'all even at the hotel?
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  Speaker 1: What do you hell? Are you talking about a hotel? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What is my wife? Where's Tony? Why? Well? Why ain't
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  Speaker 1: Tony on the phone? Why you gotta call you gotta
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  Speaker 1: calm down? You calling me from my wife phone? Tell
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  Speaker 1: my she hurt. You dropped her y'all at the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: She's supoped mom's house. Bro, where's my wife? Man sees it? Tony,
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  Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Just hang on, I
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  Speaker 1: got put on the waters on the phone. Man, Hey, dude,
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  Speaker 1: just I need you to come down. Man him, No,
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  Speaker 1: I need man, I know, I'm I'm now you're talking
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  Speaker 1: abou y'all about to go to an emergency room. You
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  Speaker 1: dropped my wife, y'all of the hotel. Dog just putting
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  Speaker 1: my tip on the phone before y'all be in the
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  Speaker 1: emergency room. Hey, man, listen, you gotta calm down. Tony
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  Speaker 1: already embarrassed, Dude, I don't even know who the hell
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  Speaker 1: you are. You still ain't telling men. Put Tony on
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  Speaker 1: the phone. I'm gonna listen, man, you gotta chill out. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sur printing. Okay, man, I'm a friend. But
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  Speaker 1: get you what. I'll tell you what in the emergency room.
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  Speaker 1: Kill me where y'all lt I come to the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: I get my own white and taking wherever she need
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  Speaker 1: to know. Tell me where we as soon as Tony
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  Speaker 1: get dressed, man, I'm gonna get her there. Okay, as
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  Speaker 1: soon as she gets dressed. What do you mean, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: real talky? Where y'all that? Man? Where you putting Tony
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  Speaker 1: on the phone? Man, I'm not putting Tony on YouTube already? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you screaming in rolling? Dude? I swear to guy,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to god. If I find out where y'all left,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come with her. It's gonna be one for
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  Speaker 1: you at Tony. Hey, hey, man, where y'all lat for us?
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool? Where y'all last? Sid me where y'all laugh? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna get Tony's ankle
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  Speaker 1: taking care of and we'll get somebody to drop a
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  Speaker 1: back off at the house. Okay, take I'll drop her
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  Speaker 1: off at the house. Man. Just give me where y'all at.
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  Speaker 1: I want to come get my wife. I want to
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  Speaker 1: make sure she get the treatment that you need. Bro
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  Speaker 1: getting where y'all at? Don't go nowhere? I want you
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  Speaker 1: to be there when I come and get it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: go no where where y'all at. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we don't. It's only on the phone. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Put my wife. I'm not listening. Let me talk to
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  Speaker 1: my wife. Bro, Hey, man, it's the reason why I'm calling. Man.
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  Speaker 1: She embarrassed about all of this, and now she gonna
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  Speaker 1: be more than embarrassed. One ain't okay, it's cood. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: to tell. Ain't gonna need to be embarrassed. I love
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  Speaker 1: the man. That's my girl. Man. Let me let me
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  Speaker 1: hoillt my wife? Bro? Please, that's no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: already no wife phone bro. Listen, dude, let me look
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  Speaker 1: real time. You still don't tell me who you want?
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  Speaker 1: A don't I know it's you coming. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: about choice. I don't tell with my wife, and let
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  Speaker 1: us let me tell you something. Don't. Let's say, Lord
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  Speaker 1: that ankle would he? You say? It's wrong them? My
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  Speaker 1: wife get your whoops. I'm telling one the fun who
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  Speaker 1: you are. I'm saying, put my wife's on the phone. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's all because my last time ask you, dog, I
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  Speaker 1: promise just a man. What but see man? You too?
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  Speaker 1: I rate? Man, you talk rate. I put my wife
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. Bro, that's all I'm saying. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: leave town. That's what I'm You got to leave town,
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  Speaker 1: my man. You gotta leave town. You want to Tony
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  Speaker 1: where you want to talk? Let Tony decide if she
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you or not? Here put here,
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  Speaker 1: let us decide, Tony, do you want do you want
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  Speaker 1: to do? You want to talk on the phone? Don't
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: even ask? I ain't man? You phone? Hey? Man, who'll
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: see what Tony want to do? Tony on the phone? Amen?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Put baby? Put up? Man? Put you. I don't even
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: know you. Man. Put on the phone? You you SCARDU
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: tid me your name? Tony? You want to talk to him? Hell? Yes,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: you want to talk to me? Man? I don't even
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: know if she's asking on jump question? You're the phone?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I phone be Tony, Tony here she is? Man? Yeah,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: hey baby, hey baby, go baby? Who are you with? Tony?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't I ain't. I don't have time for games. Where
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: you ask? Where you went? That's all you gotta shill me? Baby,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Just calm down. I got something you Tony. Where you
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: hit to me? Maybe you gotta listen to me? Are
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you listening? Listen to me? Real carefully? Okay? Where you at? Baby?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Yes? I'm listening. Maybe you
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: just got brank nephew timing. I'm laughing right now. I
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: love you? Okay, girl? Your home? You grab me, you
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: grab me. I'll say that together. She's like too much
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: too like win, I like a window white and only
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, Hi, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and to ask the Cello with the Chief Love Officer,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions. Right
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. In today's entertainment Report,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: We'll talk show host Lonnie Love speaks out about the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: real possibly being canceled, gas is being stolen across the country,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and a legendary ninety six year old actor speaks out
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: about his wife being forty six years younger than him. Wow,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: all of these stories. Yeah, at the top of the hour,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time for ask the clo.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Sugar in Port Richie says,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a sixty two year old married woman and my
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: husband called me his co worker's name during an argument
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: on Sunday. He said he and his coworker Faye got
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: into it Friday at work and they said nasty things
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: to each other. I told him, if it's true, then
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: call her and apologize. He won't call her, So was
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: he lying now, who are hating him? No? No, he wasn't.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: He was telling the true him and Faye got an argument.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Why would he call fayel and to apologize if he
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: was right? And your voice not calling faith to apologize?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm right, man, Okay, she's gonna run into We
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it. Call nobody. That's what we run into. Faith.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: If you won't to we deal with that, then what
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do is called faith? Right, what I'm
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: doing with faith? Phone? Though? Hello, she's your co worker?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: We all work? Yeah, you have your you have your
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: co workers numbers? Though you do? I got all y'all number.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Do I ever call y'all? Hey? Yes? If we're yes?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: And if you see he in that conversation ten seconds? Hey?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: How you all right? Vanessa? And Sumter says, I'm a
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: thirty two year old female and my brother is thirty four.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I've been with my boyfriend for three years, but he's
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: threatened to break up with me over something my brother did.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: My brother had sex with my boyfriend's cousin and then
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: he ghosted her. My man holds me responsible. How can
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I get him to leave me out of this? What
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend looking for out? Uh huh? And how he
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: using your brother's about That's your worst damn out I've
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: ever seen. But I think your problem is not your
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: brother and dating your boyfriend's cousin and ghosting her. The
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: problem is your boyfriend trying to blame you. He's looking
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: for an out. If I were you, I would pin
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: my ears back and be ready for the bounce because
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: it's coming. Wow after three years, Wow, it don't matter,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Onika in the DMV. Onnika says,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend lives an hour away from me, and we
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: used to stay on the phone for hours, but now
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: all he wants to do is text. I wanted to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: have phone sex the other night, but he said he
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: was tired. Why is he too tired to talk to me? Now?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What is he up to? M What do you want
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: text me? I think it's hard to text phone six? No,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: yes it is. Yeah. I don't know how to hold
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: the phone. I don't know what I'm doing. But and
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he's driving. I don't know. Baby, you know it's coming
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to a close. He's coming to a close. This This
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: is the wine down, This is the wrap up. Yeah,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: if you're staying on the phone for hours and then
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it's just a text. Now, yeah, yeah, it's it's the wine.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It's over. It's the wine down, and you should prepare
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: for the wine down yourself. Maybe you need to get
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the wind. That's too in a row. It's better to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: be the winder than the wound she wounds, Steve. Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I would rather be the wine dirt than the wounder.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: All right, So she needs to to start packing, is
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Okay, Moving on to Pam in Milwaukee.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Pam writes, I made a huge mistake and slept with
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a guy that is much better in bed than my husband.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Now I'm hooked and I don't want my husband to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: touch me. If I go back to this guy one
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: more time, I want a divorce. How do I fight
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: this temptation? You ain't gonna win. Get the paperwork, you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna we call the lawyer. Yes, you've already bought
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: up divorce. You don't want your husband touching you. So
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: now where we're at, it's over. It's going back over.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You got a song for it. It's over. The situation
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: old school dot jams Man. It's sometimes will come and go.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: You reach for love a lifeful Let you know that
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: in the you'll stup be loving her. But now she's gone, baby,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I should have no. It takes up fool whoa, that's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: not obviously because I had no, because all we can't
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: go from the Yeah that was on yesterday. Yeah, I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: can't wait, but it wasn't concert. Every time we spring
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: forward or fall back, I'm off. Yeah, yeah, your life.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That's the Joe to see jam right there? Yeah, what
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: done on that backside? It ain't but two of them
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in there. That's Casey and Jojoe. That's Jojoe back there.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Casey was up front league one more time, hit it
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: away from me. Yeah. Yeah, see it's just two of
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: them Tommy, Okay, so you ain't father that Joe Joejoe
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the lass noted Joe. Okay, it was flog. Think Casey's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: park on slipping away from me? Yeah that yeah, yeah, Tommy.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Casey stayed harder than Joe Joe Jake hard by. Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Casey the little one that used to have a flip
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: half stout had the same house stay. She had one
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: one one, remember I had my flip. I can't wait
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: to see what a little boy looked just like a
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: sweet Poly on the door. Wait a minute, I looked
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: like sweet poly pure breds on the dog. That was
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: my car. That was my cartoon right there. Yeah, you
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: got you gotta google that hairstyle Junior. All right, coming up,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to the Stry Morning Show. Recent headlines have claimed that
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: The Real Daytime Talk Show is being canceled, and co
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: host Lonnie Love, who is one of the hosts of
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the show, issued a statement on Twitter to clear things up.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Lonnie tweeted, it's been a busy few days, but I
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: got a call from the studio. No official decision has
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: been made about the Real I will be okay, but
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: please give grace to the one hundred and fifty crew
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: members this may affect. We will finish season eight and
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: then wait for official word. So that's what Lonnie Love tweeted.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: She says she's gonna be okay. Yeah, that's beautiful about
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the cool Let me just make a statement from a
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: man who has been canceled on numerous Bokay, anytime there's
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: a rumor of cancelation, you start clearing out your dressing
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: rooms and sending stuff to the crib and stuff like that.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: But the good thing about it is all those ladies
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: are really really talented and very very likable, and they
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: will be fine. And as I've always learned, and I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: implore other people to incorporate this into your line of thinking.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Once a door closes, it is simply aside from God
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: that he wants you to walk up the hall. There
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: are always more doors. There ain't no one person in
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: control of No, don't Fox can close the door in NBC?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Can had I don't had the dough slammed in my face,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you NBC, and close the door and slam it
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and no problem. I understand that knocking. I didn't get
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: no letter writing campaign save me and all this here
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem. Let me walk on up the hall.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: There's a door with ABC on it. Come on here,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: mister Harvey. Listen, we were thinking about you doing this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Well, what would you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like to do? I always had a dream of being
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a judge on TV that hit. Thank you ABC. Yes, real,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: walk up the hall and just keep and just keep
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: because it's some modos. Good words. Steve all right, moving on,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: with the national average of gas prices at four thirty
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: three a gallon, we are feeling the pain at the pump,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: yes we are, But now we have to worry about
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: our gas bens being stolen out of our cars. Criminals
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: are our targeting unattended vehicles and stealing gas by drilling
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: holes in the gas tank. The Surgeon gas prices are
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: one thing. Yeah, this is what's happening now in these streets. Okay,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the Surgeon gas prices are one thing, but the cost
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to replace the gas tank is a whole lot more.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: As the cost of gasoline continues to increase the cases
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: of fuel, theft from gas tanks will increase as well.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: This is according to a spokesperson for Triple A. The
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: old way of stealing gas was to remove the gas
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: cap you remember this and siphon the gas out. But
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: newer cars prevent siphoning. Uh So, now thieves are drilling
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: holes in the gas tanks across the country and letting
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the gas drain out into jugs or drip pans. That's crazy,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: But I can tell you why. You ain't got to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: replace your gas tape. All you got to do is
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: watch TV flex seals right now, that's that's I like it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: They cut a boat in half and put flex seal
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: on it and tele here. Well, I'm not put fire.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Hunt for a new tape Flex Cial nineteen ninety nine.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: You get two plus two low for you. I love
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the secret man. You're gonna get you. You're about to
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: get a commercial. Boy. Yeah, I'm gonna play live. Man.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: You gotta stay out. You got no hood long replace
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: your gas? Take what fill up that hole? Yeah? New
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: taking it? He come back next week? Yeah right, yeah, true?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. I plug the hole.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Now tell him listen. If you back, I plug the hole,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: so please use the same hole. Yeah. So we just
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: do this dance together. I know I'm gonna have to
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: buy you a taker gas. We mind, but we buying
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: no more new gas tape. Thank you. I'm just gonna
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: leave you some jugs game. Yeah, old boy, they need
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: for us gas tape quickly. All right. And moving on
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to legendary actor Dick Van Dyke ninety six years old,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: recently spoke candidly about his marriage to a much younger wife,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Arlene Silver, who happens to be forty six years younger
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: than Dick, Van Dyke. Yeah, Dick said that before they
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: got married, he wondered if his fans would scrutinize their
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: age gap. In a recent interview with Closer magazine, Dick
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Van Dyke stated, I thought there would be an outcry
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: about a gold digger marrying an old man, but no
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: one ever took that attitude. He has reported fortune of
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: fifty million dollars, and back when he was married, back
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: when he married Arlene Silver, he was eighty one and
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: she was thirty five. Forty six year old. Age difference
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: is a big gap, big gap. What does the thirty
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: five year old woman see and an eighty one year
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: old man. That's how you do it, Dick, Dick, that's
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: how you do it. I want to say that a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: long time. Yeah. I don't know why Dick Van Dyke
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: was worried about what his fans gonna say, because me personally,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was steel here and most
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: his fans has gone, and I really didn't even know
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: he was able to marry. The judgment, there is no
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: judgment because we didn't know where you were. You ain't
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: been on nothing, you ain't on social medium. I knew
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Sherley was fitting to say, Dick Van Dyke has passed.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, ain't on something? What? Oh what medication? He
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: did it? White was still on something. You ain't seen
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Vandyke on a damn thing. You people's day don't even
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: know who he is? All right? Coming up at twenty
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, nephew, Tommy says, somebody's got to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: say it, and it may as well be him. So
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna wait to hear what it is with the nephew.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. So, Tommy,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: you've been holding something in okay from all of us,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and you feel like somebody's got to say it. So oh,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: he says, this am I allowed to come in? Yes?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Is your Joe? So so Tommy, what is it that
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: somebody's got to say? What is it? You know? This
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: is we can't say nothing. This is for the fellas
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna gone and say it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: But this is that we can't say nothing. I come, ladies,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: when we get ready to go somewhere. You're walking around
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: for two hours but naked, Tommy, you don't know what
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you've been to wear. You've been knowing we're going to there,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: but we can't say nothing. All right, you knew this
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: day was coming. You bought something for this. Now you
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: got a hundred different outfits laid out. Don't nothing fit,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: don't nothing fit. But guess what, we can't say nothing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: We finally find something that you want to Now you
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: need help getting into what you want to wear. It
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: takes us thirty minutes, nineteen minutes to get you into
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: this outfit. Now we gotta help you. Now I am
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: completely wrinkled with the outfit I got on because I'm
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: trying to help you get in something that you should
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: not be trying to get into. Now, when I get
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you in it, I got to take a shower and
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: start all over. But my clothes is wrinkled. But guess what,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: we can't say nothing. Na. Now you you want to
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: put your makeup on in the car with all the
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: lights on, and I got to drive slow so I
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: don't hit no pothole and mess up your makeup. What
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: we can't say nothing. When we finally get down, we
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: are hour and a half late. I got to carry
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: your bag with your shoes in it because you want
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to flip flop all the way to the front door.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna put your heels on, But I can't
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: say nothing. When we get into the spot that we
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: go into, Oh my god, everybody talking about how good
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you look. Then somebody go ask me, what happened to
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: your clothes time? Why you look all rink? Oh my god,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you look like a mess. But we can't say nothing.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I said, still can't say nothing. What's the problem. I'm
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: just saying what you know what it is. I'm just saying,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: we want to say it, but we can't say that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I said, you said all that to say what, Yes,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the next party we go to, it's gonna be the same.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You know what it is. I didn't learn how to
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: tie a whole ponytail alone in the last few months,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: but I can't skill. I took the whole towns of intology.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I know how to put off. I gonna wrap a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: ponytail up now I know what I'm doing, But I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: can't say that. Oh my god, you got to carry
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: this whole bag of shoes because she want to flip
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: flop all the way to the They're gonna hurt my feet.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: They're gonna hurt my feet. I got to find a
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: way to open open up a weave shop because everybody
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: head down to the ass. I'm gonna give me some.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give me I've been coming up, coming up
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after the hour, Steve. This next
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: segment it is for you because it is lip Appreciation Day.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back to talk to Steve right after this.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Come on, lifts. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, In case you didn't know, it is
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: a lip appreciation day today, Steve. People are paying big
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: bucks nowadays to get big, pouty lips, and you've been
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: blessed with you know, bigo, I ain't paid for these.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I paid for mostly in most of my lips cost
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: me in ridicule as a young child. I didn't pay
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: money for him. I paid for this in ridicule. See,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: you've never walked into the classroom and seeing your silhouette
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: drew on a black board with your lips all the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: way to the other end of the blackboard. Then any
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: time on, guess who this is? I know who the
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: hell it is. What I didn't need for y'all as women, see,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: but all this ridicute, all the years old you. Oh
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: but I turned into a grown man. Yeah, I learned
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: what to do with these lips. Okay, Yeah, your love skills,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm increase your love skills increased by eighty five percent.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: That word eighty five percent. It's nothing I can't do
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: in the love department, Okay. Uh huh huh, nibbling, smacking, huh, pulling.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: When your lips are large enough where you can bite
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: with your lips, huh, I can use them as teeth,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: but with the benefit sold you that don't have lips,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: stop trying. You can't do it. I can't bite with
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: my lips, but you can get injections. Sick. That's what
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: people do. Get injections. Now what you can get injections? People?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: They can make them. Yeah, I can't swear lease up,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: no mo, No, I wouldn't. I must. I must chapstick.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Do you go through though on a weekly two I'm
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: playing golf for three days at least and least two
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: chapsticks a day. That's a lot. That's driving them out.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Damn there every hole. I got to rechap up by
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: the time I get to the tea. Yeah, what about
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: soup like hot soup? How long does it take? Cool?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: It instantly cool. It ain't hot long and I don't
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: let me say something my lips large. Now, well, I
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: don't have to cool about the spool. I could cool
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the boat. See most people dip the spoon in and
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: blow it. No, no, no, I cooled the bowl. I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: get the whole bowl cool. Any more questions, Well, I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: was gonna say, so, you've never had to say I
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: earned my lips or nothing. You never had to do that.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Huh No. A lot of times the feeling don't get
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: back to the brain. They so far, like a bird
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: is on the tip of my limp, it doesn't register.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Was too much meat for the sensitivity to go through. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: on this limp appreciation day? What about whistling? What about
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you know, just some people like to walk down the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: street or whatever. Yeah, instantly, was ready, instantly, and I
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: whistled themes. I got the wisp appreciation day. Baby, that's
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: what all the way I could whistle list when I
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: was a little boy, that's Andy Griffin themes on. Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: But let me ask you this. When you when you
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: were when you was a little boy and got in
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: trouble and your mom and dad said get your limp in,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: what would you how did you I got slapped again.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I said, get your lips in, started lapping more. Get
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: your lips they en. I ain't gonna tell you no more.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Marma quick backhand in me they end, lips poke out. Okay,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: get him in, pop, I said, get him in. How
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? It
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: was by accident? I was eight and I was in
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: church and I had to get out the aisle to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, and sister Porter said, baby, you're
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: stepping on my shoe. And I turned around to say,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but my lips touched hands. Kiss by accident,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: your head lipstick on my little coming I'm next to
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: It is the nephew in the prank phone call for today.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to morning show coming up
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is my husband won't let
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: me out of his sight. We'll get into that right now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and the prank phone call.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Now? What you got? Uh?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: This title is I want my money back? I want
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: my money back? All right, okay, Boddy got it in.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Let's go God. Hello, I need to speak to Suster Felicia. Okay,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: who is this? This right? Here? Is Glen? All right,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: this is Glen. I need This is brother click and
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I speaks the Felicia. But I have complete sir. How
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: did you get my number? I got to a number
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: form one of the deacons at the church. Okay what
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: deacon was that? I don't even know the deacon name.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Listen what I'm trying to ask you. I'm
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: trying to ask you. Can you reimburse me for some
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: money that I put in church on Sunday? Okay? Well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: can you just calm down just a little place, sir,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church? Yes?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I am. Well what can I do for you? I'm
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: trying to get my money back that I put in
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: church on Sunday. I put one hundred dollars in church
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: on Sunday and I'm trying to get my one hundred
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: dollars back. Okay, what did you not get from your heart?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I gain from my heart what I thought was gonna happen,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: but it didn't happen. Okay, help help me, help you?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: What you mean did what didn't happen. What didn't happen, sir? Okay,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Pastor wasn't there. Pastor was not there on Sunday, and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: y'all had this guest minister come in who I ain't
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: like him at all, but the dog the offering was
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: before he even got up to preach, so I didn't
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: already game my offering, which was one hundred dollars, and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know Pastor what now you know what
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So here I am giving one hundred dollars.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I know I'm gonna get the word when
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Pasta there. But y'all put this dude up. He's coming from.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody come from the Book of Ruts, no mo from.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: He was at Ruth the Viticus. He was all over
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the place. I want to get my hundred dollars back.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I ain't given to that, sir. Do you not read
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the bulletin? I mean, how often do you even come
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: to church? I come to church often. I mean what
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: the gout to do with any time? But if you
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: were coming up often to read the bulletins, so you
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: would have known that Pastor took a vacation. He took
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: a vacation so so everybody knew he wasn't gonna be there, yes,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: or the regulars, the people that come regular the church,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: they know that, sir. Okay, well I adn't know that.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: So I need I need to get I need to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: get my money back. Okay, but I need you to
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: do though. It's calmed down. I'm come. I'm just trying
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: to say, I want to get my hundred dollars. I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: not giving that sermon I got on Sunday. I'm not
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: giving the one hundred dollars for that. Well, Sir, I
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: cannot give you one hundred dollars back. Okay. We don't
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay. I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: have to wait to pass to get back in because
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: two people have to sign the checks. I can't even
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: do that for you, sir. Matter of fact, I'm not
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: even at work right now. Okay. So I am not
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: gonna get my one hundred dollars back. Okay, sir, why
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: don't you just call the church on tomorrow and then
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: we can go from there. Okay, I'm not calling. I'm
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: not calling the church tomorrow. I'll tell you what, you
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: know what, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: come up there tomorrow and you're gonna give me my
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, either it's in a check or it's
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: in cash. But you submissed our sister, Felicia Patterson. You're
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gonna give me my damn money. Get care? I say,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: what did you just cuss me? I just told you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: that come tomorrow, I'm coming up there to get my
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: damn hundred dollars. Whether it's in a check or whether
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: it's in cash, I don't care what it sees. Let
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: me call you something, sir. You ain't getting nothing from us.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I dare you call he hain't cost me asking for
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: some money back? You don't, man, you're giving your money
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: from your heart. It doesn't not a hard death preaching
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the way to God. You get because you enough God.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You ever thought to me like I'll strip you naked?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: You you know what? You better be glad this ain't
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: twenty years ago, because I'm accust you from he cousey.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: But he's saying, because you know, I ain't no question,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: But I tell you what I will do, young man.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I see you what you say your name is again,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'm brother Glen, Brother Glenn. When I see you. I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna give you the fellowship. Do you hear me? Because
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you come up from something? Because that's how you can't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: goss people. You have been talking to me, ignorance, I
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: picked up the phone. You ain't say Hi, man, ain't
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: doing man? Can you heah? Matter? Made you just start CUsing,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: hailing at me. You don't talk to people like that.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You don't even sound like a question. I should don't
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: do that. Don't you hear me? By now? You want something?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: People you ask, that's what the words that you have
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: not because you ask not you don't call your holing
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: at me? Don't you hear me? I can't hear you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: call your cussing at me? Oh lord hear me? Could I,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: sister polician? Could I? I mean, I just want to
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: choose till you your man? Could I say something? You
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: can't say nothing to me? But do you know what
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you need to do? Go get you some manas y Yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: But I but it's one more thing I just wanted
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: to say to you. Ain't no more th ain't no
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: one more thing? Okay, But I just I just wanted
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to tell you this, sister police. I want to told
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you you ain't got gonna tell me, yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: But I want to say this though. This is nephew
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend's sister
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Doris got me to prank phone call you. Oh god,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: who I am going to get Doris? Oh yes, I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: am Tommy. Yes, all Steven with you? No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Steve is not in here with me. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to have a pride. And mama was
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: sister do yes, got to be private. Can nobody here,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: but I got to share with her. Yeah, it's gonna
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: get be me, her and the lost to the police.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: She's always she say, my girlfriend is blessed, highly favored, saved,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: And she said, I want you to see if you
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: can push her button. I didn't, says the police. And
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you you you wrote it out. I'm gonna tell you,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: but but you let me ask you something though twenty
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: years ago you you you it had been a little different.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Oh twenty years ago. How to pick you up and
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: dropped you back down, looked at you and walks all
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: of you. After I got to cussing you out but
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: that was twenty years ago. Oh thank the loss for Denver.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Who oh my legs there shaking hul something since the polician.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is the baddest and I
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Oh, I
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: must say the Steed Harvey Morning Show. You And to
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: tell me, the thing I liked about it was she
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: turned into a real grown woman. She turned into somebody
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: on somebody grandmama, and was y do you hear me
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: call here talking to nobody like that? But then, tom
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: she scared you though. You turned into a little humble
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: as you wasn't even the prank of no more. Yes, ma'am, man, Tommy,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: she got so she turned into that lady to live
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: on the block where everybody respected. I don't care what
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: you do, y Jefferson, come outside, yes, ma'am throwing footballs
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: up here on pouches. Yes, ma'am, you straighten how to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: straighten up? Quick boy? Tommy, Tommy, that's the most humble
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen you. You actually got scared of the
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: lead many Steve. Man, ma'am, can I say something? You
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: can't take nothing else to me? You knew it was
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: time to end the prank. You need the why the God,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: that's what you Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. What you say
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: your name is what it is. When I see you,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you gonna get your full raffle down shipping this woman
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: right here. She stayed for real, playing no game. Because
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saved. I'm gonna tell you right now, you go
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: get cussed out, Doris. I have I developed like that hip.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think i'd ever see it. I don't think
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: i'd ever see it. But then there's a time when
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: you need to pull up. And that was that was
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: a time. Yes, call it. You've been talking to me
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: crazy since your call. There is a line that you
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: y oh, the line I didn't call in and say
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: how you're doing what pays your ludging and say you're
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: starting in on it from the time. You need some manners.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I love her to all of you are faintified and
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: feel with the Holy Spirit. If you and Beaumont, Texas
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: are around the way, the fool is coming to town.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: That's satur of the night, baby, March nineteenth. The nephew
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: is at the Julie Rogers Theater. He gets on see right,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: nice stupid, it's on the way well, we got him
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: right here too. Coming up next Strawberry Letter. Subject my
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: husband won't let me out of his sight. We'll get
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 53:50
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• 53:57
  Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now. You
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: never know yours. Bugle up, hold on tight, We got
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: it before you here it is Strawberry letta. All right, nephew,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: thank you. Subject my husband won't let me out of
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: his sight. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I have
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: been married for eight years, and during the pandemic, we
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: did the opposite of gaining weight. We got serious about
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: our health and lost a lot of weight. We spent
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: our evenings walking around the neighborhood and he created a
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: workout program for me from stuff he found online. So
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: we are back to our pre marriage weight. I am
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: addicted to going to the gym and the squats have
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: certainly paid off. I have men staring at my behind
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: no matter what I'm wearing, and no matter if I'm
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: with my husband or not. He gets so jealous and
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: has yelled at me more than a few times. Once
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: we got in the car, I told him that I
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: have no control over men's eyes. He started calling me
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: a flirt and doesn't want me to go anywhere without him.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I honored his request for a few weeks because it
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: was cute that he was being so jealous. Now it's craziness,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: and he thinks he can tag along with me everywhere.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I started going to the gym in the morning before
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: work just so he couldn't go with me. He demanded
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: that I only go three days a week in the
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: evenings so we could work out together. He's stifling me
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: and it's a problem. He ran after me with his
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: shoes in his hand so he could tag along to
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: the grocery store with me a few days ago. So
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: later that day I had a talk with him. He
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: told me he reads my comments from men when I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: post pictures, and all that they want to do. All
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: that they want to do is sleep with me. He said,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: he's going everywhere with me for my protection. But I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: assured him I'm safe and secure in the small town
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: we live in. What has gotten into him? How can
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I sweetly tell him he's smothering me and pushing me away?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Well, I mean, this is not really
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: a problem that has turned into a major marital situation
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: for you guys. I mean, why is this even an issue?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: After eight years? Your husband still doesn't trust you, He
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: still doesn't know who you are. I just think that
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: it is a bit ridiculous, And why is he making
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: this about him? He really is making it about him
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and his feelings when he's the one who encouraged you
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to get into shape. He was online finding workouts for you.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: He should celebrate the fact that he's got a sexy,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: healthy looking wife, not stalk her and run her away,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: which is what he's doing. Other men find you attractive
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: as long as it doesn't go any further than that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You would think that would be okay, right, But no,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: he wants someone no one else wants. He should be
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: proud of his beautiful wife. Instead, he's making life miserable
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: for you. If he wants to be with you, just
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: be with you without all the breathing down your neck
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: every five minutes. Just say that, tell him sweetly exactly
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: how you feel, and maybe he'll understand that while he
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: wanted this as much as you do, his jealousy is
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: very unattractive. It's a turn off. Also, reassure him that
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: he has nothing to worry about. He can trust you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: because you only have eyes for him. Otherwise, his jealousy
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: and insecurity is just a mess right now. It's making
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you feel some kind of way. Steve Well, great response, Shirley, I.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: My response is all about him. Is nothing she can do.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Your husband won't let you out of his sight. At
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the end of the letter, you said, how can I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: sweetly tell him he's smothering me and pushing me away? Now,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: let's just go and start with that line. You're being smothered.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Smothering means you're losing air, you can't breathe, you feel suppressed.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: There's a pillar over your face. Now, with all that
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: happening to you, how are you trying to sweetly tell
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: him to stop? This is a get the air off
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: me moment? This is a this is some sugar honey
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: iced t you pull it? M This is some what
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: the heir wrong with you. This is some stop show.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Damn hands off for me. These are moments, these are
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: right here, But let me go into I'm trying to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: think of what I'm gonna do the second half. I
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna do a reenactment with then. But all
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I can tell you is the reason why this is
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: happening to number one, y'all got I see us about
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: your health, and you lost a lot of weight during
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the pandemic, and you spent your evenings walking around the
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: neighborhood and created a workout program for me from stuff
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: he found online. So now y'all back to your pre
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: marriage weight, and you addicted to going to the gym,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: and the squats have certainly paid off. Watch in hand,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the butt hoops boot, Carlole me and a stand at
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: You're behind, no matter what you were, and no matter
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: what if you're with your husband or not. Now he
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: jealous and has yelled at you a few times, so
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: now obviously he has become insecure. It is obvious that
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: the workout program didn't do the same thing it did
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: for you for him. His ass really looks the way
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: he been looking. And workout program he created an egg
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: quite do the same same thing for him. He didn't
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: get the same results you did. M Nah, he's scared, yeah, insecure.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: He can't take the new youth. So when we come back,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: we're going to do a reenact right of things. You
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: can say to him that he's not handling the right way,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, we'll have part two of Steve's
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  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a reenactment to me, subject my husband won't
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  Speaker 1: let me out of his sight. We'll get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to show. Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is my husband
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: won't let me out of his sight. Well, here's a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: problem doing. They've been married eight years and during the
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: pandemic they didn't gain weight. They actually got in shape
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: because the husband they got, they started walking in the
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: evenings around the neighborhood, created a workout program for him
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: that he found online. So now we are back to
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  Speaker 1: our pre marriage weight, and the ladies addicted to going
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: to the gym and the squat have certainly paid off.
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  Speaker 1: I have me and standing my behind no matter what
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing, no no matter what if my husband is
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: with me or not. Now he didn't got so jealous
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: as I yelled at me more than a few times.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Once we got in the car, I told him that
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  Speaker 1: I have no control over me and his eyes. He
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: started calling me a flirt and don't want be going
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: anywhere without him. So now we have a problem. So
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: now we are going to reenact what is happening. I
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  Speaker 1: told you his problem is he's insecure. The workout that
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  Speaker 1: he designed for both of y'all did not produce the
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  Speaker 1: same results in him. His ass ain't quite the big
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: buff machine he needed to do your booty standing up
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: jumping dance. He is the same. He ain't got no
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: by selfs, he ain't got no beat picks. He just
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: the same. So now the ladies are going to talk
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: about things that they want to go doing. I'm gonna
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: show you the problem she got dealing with the dude
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: that didn't quite the workout program didn't quite take for him.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, and ladies, well, honey, um, listen, you know
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: it's seven o'clock. It's about time for me to get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. I gotta go to Bible study tonight.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's Wednesday night, I'm going to Bible to
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: just down to the church. You're going to Bible stuff, Yeah,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: the study about the Lord. Yeah, well, see the problem
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: with your churches. They down there studying mode in the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, honey, I see him study in
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  Speaker 1: your button, That's what I see. We're in the New Testament.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: We're in the New Testament? Are Jeff Jell? Like you
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got that new body that while we're in the New Testament.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll both be going down there to church to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: learn about the New Testament. Well, quir rehearsal for men
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: isn't until quire rehearsal. Yeah. Oh, now they're gonna sing
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: about it too. Oh, now that church boat wan't to
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: sing about your new body. Honey, what are you talking about?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: This is the Lord? You know. We're just trying to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: be better Christians, that's all. We're trying to be better Christians.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody else trying to be in your pants money down
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: at the church. Hey, babe, I gotta go. I'm getting
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: ready to go pick up the kids from school. Then
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: after that I'm gonna take them to practice and then
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I'll be home after that. Okay, have you seen my keys?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pick up the kids on one where they're
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: gonna ride home on your ass? Oh here we all now,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Always about your body? Ain't
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: You didn't say you're gonna pick them up in the car.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: You just said you're gonna pick them up. I know
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Always got to mention your body. What
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you'm squashed? If you now you're down there picking the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: kids up on no ass, giving them ride the world?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Are you? Then you're gonna take them down to practice
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: so everybody can see your ass down Now I'm tired
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: of this hill. You're all right. I gotta go to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: the grocery store because we're out of eggs. There you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: go again, always talking about your damn groceries. I saw
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: your ass. You ain't gonna be bringing up your groceries
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: all the time, Damn. That's the problem ever since you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: got on your little workout program. Oh I know I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: found it, but now you rename it. Now I ain't
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: even booting no more. Nigel. Groceries were something like like
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: we need some more eggs, Like you need some more
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: protein in that ass. That's a damn shame. What color
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: all right? Baby? So I'm gonna go meet the girls
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: for a happy hour and then we're gonna have a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: couple of margaritas. I'll be back. You're gonna you can't
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: watch the kids. We'll be right back. Come on, I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: deserve this little me. But my girl just running to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: the bank. Now you're going down to the bank. Get
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: some mold money to put down in that piggt bank
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: that I helped field doing the pandemic. Then you're gonna
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: share the money down in that piggot bank. Then you're
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: gonna go to have a eye with your girls and
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: get drunk so they drunk and can look at your
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: ass down all this is here we go again. It's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: always got to be away for them to im You know,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting tired, get tired. Are you going down to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: the bank, honey? I was thinking about, Um, U gonna
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: get my hair and nail's done. Um she's gonna do
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a little something different with my hair. I think I
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: might get a weed, get a little longer this time.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You know, there you go, there you go, just like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: everybody on Instagram. Now you're gonna get a put in
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: and where do we've gonna go all the way down
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: to your ass going on that everybody's ass as follow hal, Hell,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: touch ass ash, leave the problem. That's why we got
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: this problem right now. You want to get hal. Now
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: we got to follow your hair all the way down
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to your ass. Go. We talked about this. I ain't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: never asked you for more ham. I told you I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: was gonna get longer hair. I told you this. Yeah,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: see you. You don't want to see you the problem?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: See the workout playing our head? Did you the one
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: fell in love with He did all the extra squats
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: and everything. Now we got this problem right here. I
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: don't want no head down there by your ass. I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: got enough people down there looking by your ass. Please
• 1:06:46
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• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's Junior and Sports Stock right
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: after you're listening. All right, guys, it is time now
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: for junior and sports talk. What you got junior? All right? Sure,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: but let me first remind the good people of the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: dfdub Metroplex as Dallas Fort Worth we're doing the comedys
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: April Fools Comedy Jam April first, my man Bruce Bruce,
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• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: It didn't take long. I know this, it didn't take long.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Drop these charges. We're gonna get to talk about football.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson had meetings yesterday with the Carolina Panthers and
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: call I know Tish gonna be happy at New Orleans Saints.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Yea yeah. And also, I ain't forget about you. Cleveland
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Browns are interested as well. Yeah, got bad. Don't worry
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: about who we got. Let's be focused on who y'all
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna have where everybody. Yeah, we got Baker, but
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: get what we'll give him to y'all if y'all have
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the Shan Watson. Tampa Bay was also in the hunt
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: until Tom Brady came back. So that's what that was like.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: They don't even walk to show, no mo. So it
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: isn't gonna be different. You know what, though, I think
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: it would be a good deal though, because see, y'all
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: gonna need a quarterback because you don't have one. We
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: have one who y'all y'all got Tyroney. He stayed hurt,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He stay hurt. See Baker, y'all need to exchange quarterback.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Y'all need Baker. You need to Sean and then we're
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: gonna get y'all a whole lot of interest stuff. But
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: you mean till we gonna take all these uh these
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: insurance commercials break Baker bring with them you thick a Baker.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: He got more commercial than he got completion. That's a
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: damn ship. That really is that bad years man, bring
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: all the money, Aaron Rodgers Man, Aaron Rodgers signed this
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: deal yesterday for three years, one hundred and fifty million
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: to stay in Great Bay. Guaranteed. Man. He does bring
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: on the money many guaranteed man. That's why his girlfriend
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: got back with them. Yeah. I bring anybody back one
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: hundred fifty million guaranteed. I bring anybody back. Also, don't
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: get this weekend March Madness is starting the number one
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: for the men Georgia Bayla, Arizona and Kansas on they
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: road to New Orleans. That's what they would have the
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: final four in New Orleans for the number one. Number
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: one too, I said Gazaka Bayla, Arizona camp number one. No, no,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: it's number one for the women's for the women's in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: South Carolina Louisville, Stanford, and North Carolina State South Carolina
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: for the women's Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, junior, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, veteran comedian
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Up and common comedian got into a heated debate about
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: comedic protocol. We'll talk about that right after you're listening
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Rapper t I slash
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: comedian Ti Well. Ti is continuing his stand up comedy
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: career and he's already been in his first comedy Beast already.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: He just started with comedian Godfrey. Now you all know
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: who god Yeah, you all know who Godfrey is. Godfrey
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: called out Ti for having poor stand up etiquette because
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Ti went on stage after Godfrey. Now Godfrey was the headliner,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: he had just finished his hour and forty minutes set
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: at an Atlanta comedy club and then uh, Godfrey roasted
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Ti on his podcast, saying, as a headliner, no one
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: is supposed to go up after you. Period. There's a
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: code in comedy that you follow. Um, I know you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: guys know this. Yeah what t I probably didn't know,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: so god for should have just educated him on it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: He probably He definitely don't. Oh he did, Oh, he
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: educated him. He didn't have to do it publicly. That Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: you ain't got to spank him hard. You just gotta
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: let him know what to what the rules are. That's well,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: that's not how they do things anymore. Yeah, I mean
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: that ain't no pull to the side. Let me how
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: let your dog this is how I go. You just
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you knew him. Let me explain this to your course
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: of course. But I mean, I mean, when you start
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: decided to start rapping, we don't know what we're doing.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: When you gotta somebody got to pull us and sell
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: us how this work? Right? Yeah, you ain't got all right,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: it's what you doing up him well, Ti responded. TI
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: responded to Godfrey's disc by calling in to Godfrey's podcrat cast.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: So he wanted to address Godfrey directly, and that's what
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: he did. The two got into a heated discussion, and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: TI went off saying, how in the blank can I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: make you a giant in comedy look small? And Ti
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: added that his comedy can only add value and contribute
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: more shine to the comedy game, and he said all
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: ships rise with the high tide. He also added that
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: he doesn't care what other people think about his decision
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: to do comedy, and he ended the call by saying,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: we as black men, should all be trying to uplift
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: each other. Well, I ain't got problem. I ain't got
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: no problem with that. You know, I think T I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: didn't didn't know the rule. But if they called in,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: you know, um, it's no nobody's coming into comedy to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: make it like like you going to should I say this?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: It's just no, there's no book. Yeah, somebody taught you though,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Somebody, for instance, Steve Tommy Kier.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: You guys have been in the game for a long time.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: You're the headliner. This is what happened, Like Godfrey was,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: So a young comedian comes in after you finish your
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: set that she can get No, he can go up before. Yeah,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: but not to asked the headliner. You asked the headlines.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: He's okay, I go a set after the opening act
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: or or the feature act or something, especially an hour
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: and forty minutes, which is a very long time. So
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: you can give TI ten of them minutes and let
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: him go do what he want to do. But the
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: point that you guys are making is that Ti, young
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: and up and coming in the comedy game, should have
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: asked him first. Well he doesn't know that though, But
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: right think about this, somebody called Ti up to the stage, Godfrey, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I mean so that means not the club owner ain't
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: said enough. You better believe the club owner thought this
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: was great for his business. I keep them in here longer,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: they buying more chicken wings and by buying another drink.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: And then Ti comes with a certain amount of cash
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: shape because he is Ti. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: you now that cash shape in comedy works. You got
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: three minutes. You got a three minute grace period in comedy.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: You have three minutes to convince us that you're going
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to be funny for us tonight. After that, you're digging
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: yourself out of a hole. And I don't care who
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: you are. I don't care who you that's all of us,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: that's the Kings of comedy, that's Chapelle, that's everybody. You
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: got three minutes. Man, If you don't win us in
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: three minutes, you can get that shovel out and start
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: digging three minutes of no last so long as time
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: parking up the trust me after the three minute mark.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: You gotta get that shovel out. You're digging first. First, son,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: we need to be holing in that first minute and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: a half. But let me come out here. Minute after
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:02
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• 1:15:06
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• 1:15:12
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• 1:15:16
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• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:23
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• 1:15:26
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• 1:15:27
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• 1:15:30
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• 1:15:34
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• 1:15:40
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• 1:15:43
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• 1:15:49
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• 1:15:51
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• 1:15:53
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• 1:16:01
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• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: you have it all right? Coming up more of the
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• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: play a round of would you rather? Right after this,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time Now guys
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: have a six pack? What? Would you rather? Have? Six women?
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  Speaker 1: At one time? I ain't no need that six pack?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Yes I need six? Pat? Aren't you a lot of
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: ladies before you got married? Of course? Yeah? Give me
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: nothing to past six people. I don't. I don't have that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have no struggled in a threesome that time? Ever?
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  Speaker 1: Did you? I wouldn't even know what that'd be lost
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: my mind. I had to check into a middle institute.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Why because you I'm talking about the one that was
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: in one flew over the Cuckoo's nest. That that's why
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I six women? Please one person? I dud answer though, Yeah,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Junior said. Junior said he didn't have enough money. So
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: what about you? That's what's happening. You didn't answer, going
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: on with you six pack to six women at one time? Um?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: But six pack? Okay? You've ever mister ready to love imber?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up air conditioning all summer, all hot,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: hot summer? Or would you rather give up TV for life?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: No more TV? Oh? Hell no, we're gonna give up
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: this air condition on this summer. He can't give yourself
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: none of y'all giving up TV? Not no air conditioning
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: for the summer? Hell yeah, yeah you need Yeah we
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: grew on the attic. Yes, yes, my room was in
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  Speaker 1: the attic. Wow, I miss how be still? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be a genius that no one likes, be a
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  Speaker 1: genius but no one likes, or would you rather be
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  Speaker 1: an idiot that everyone loves? So so my choice is
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  Speaker 1: to be Kanye or Timmy? I bet you read it again,
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  Speaker 1: would you if I could get it out, would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be a genius that no one likes or would
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  Speaker 1: you rather be an idiot that everyone loves? That's your choice, folks,
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  Speaker 1: Kanye or it's not idiot though I'm not that I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm stupid, you know, and that's a difference between you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not an idiot? What what is different? Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 1: No idiot is an idiot? You know that's just stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You see how that is so easily flowed off your tongue.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what a definition of an idiot is?
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  Speaker 1: I just looked at me. What a stupid person? I
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  Speaker 1: don't show idiots right after this? You're listening? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, Steve, our last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: on this Wednesday, and um wow, Happy lip Appreciation Day
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  Speaker 1: once again to you. I want to thank y'all for
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  Speaker 1: that final no thank you you get a day. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, for recognizing, you know, thinks that
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  Speaker 1: people have to deal with go through. Yeah, I've been
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  Speaker 1: a strong representative of LIMP day. All right, Well it's
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  Speaker 1: happy safeywell happy limps that just don't care. But you
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  Speaker 1: got him naturally. Yeah, out this ain't botox, uh lip injection. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's okay. I think they would have been smaller
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  Speaker 1: had I not talked back a couple of times. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: popped in the mouth a little bit. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: my mama. My mama back with her right hand one time,
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  Speaker 1: but she put her hand behind her left shoulder and
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  Speaker 1: brought it from there. Yeah, I know your ass ain't
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here. Didn't talk back. Oh, but mama,
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  Speaker 1: she told me something one time. I said, but mama,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all so she heard. But we couldn't talk
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  Speaker 1: back like these kids today. We could not do that.
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  Speaker 1: We just couldn't do it. Yeah, not if you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to live, Julie. That's why your headline where it is,
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  Speaker 1: because your mama swung at you and you ducked the
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  Speaker 1: top of your head lining back. I'm talking she swung home.
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  Speaker 1: In closing today, I wanted to, uh, just remind people
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  Speaker 1: the life that you've always wanted is still possible. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't know why people have such a tendency
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  Speaker 1: to give up or right themselves off so early. The
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  Speaker 1: life that you ultimately wanted you can still have. You
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  Speaker 1: just have to apply the principle of faith and the
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  Speaker 1: work ethic to go and make it happen. But you
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  Speaker 1: need those two things. You need the faith and you
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  Speaker 1: need the work ethic. One without the other, it will
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  Speaker 1: not work. Now, God can sprinkle some things in there
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  Speaker 1: called grace and mercy, which all of us have been
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  Speaker 1: a beneficiary of at one point in time in our life.
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  Speaker 1: But the core basics of your life exists in faith,
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  Speaker 1: in your work ethic. There's a script that is simply
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  Speaker 1: says faith with our works is dead. I don't look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on this trip talking about you got to
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  Speaker 1: do more. I'm saying if you want more, you have
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  Speaker 1: to apply yourself, and you have to apply two things
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  Speaker 1: in real serious doses, your faith and your work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: It will not work one without the other. It's a bust.
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  Speaker 1: But the life that you aspire to is still possibly yours. Now, look,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that everybody gets runs into what we call
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  Speaker 1: bad breaks. Everybody gets a man bad break. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: get dealt an ugly hand that day. But every day
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  Speaker 1: you wake up is an opportunity to get it right.
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  Speaker 1: But every day you wake up can also come with
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  Speaker 1: a new set of challenges. It's a part of it. Today.
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  Speaker 1: You may get presented with a bad break. Today, you
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  Speaker 1: may get dealt a bad card. Today. Something is going
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  Speaker 1: to happen to you. That's a guarantee. It's called life.
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  Speaker 1: My best friend called me the other day his brother passed.
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  Speaker 1: And his brother was a friend of mine too. He
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  Speaker 1: was a frat brother. And when I tell you, one
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  Speaker 1: of the greatest frat brothers I've ever met, because he
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  Speaker 1: was older than me and his brother, but he encouraged us.
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  Speaker 1: Man and brother always had an uplifting spirit. And in
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  Speaker 1: case I don't say it, his name is Will Hordon.
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  Speaker 1: Will Horton passed the other day. One of the greatest
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  Speaker 1: cues of a live out of tutely due Toledo, that
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  Speaker 1: boy right there, man with some special And my partner
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  Speaker 1: called me the other day and he told me it
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  Speaker 1: was so crazy, man, And he had just found out,
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  Speaker 1: like ten minutes ago that his brother had passed. And
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking, man, how today when he woke up,
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  Speaker 1: how did he know that his family would be dealt
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  Speaker 1: that card, the black card, the card of grief. It's
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  Speaker 1: a hard card to get man, and all of us
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  Speaker 1: in this thing called life, we're gonna get them. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get them cards. Man, all of us gonna experience.
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  Speaker 1: And the older you get, the more experiences you're going
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  Speaker 1: to have. You're going to experience that black card, that grief,
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  Speaker 1: that deaf thing gonna come knocking at your door sooner
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  Speaker 1: or later. But it's coming. Nobody escapes that because the
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  Speaker 1: moment we are born, we are on a journey to
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  Speaker 1: the graveyard, all of us. Some of us get there
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  Speaker 1: sooner than others, but we are all making one journey.
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  Speaker 1: But man, along the way, if you can manage to
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  Speaker 1: keep the faith, the faith can endure you through some really,
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  Speaker 1: really tough times. That's why I'm telling you the two
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  Speaker 1: key components of this whole thing is faith in your
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  Speaker 1: work ethic. You ain't gonna make it one without the other.
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  Speaker 1: You leave either one of those out faith the work ethic,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to make it. So if your dreams
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  Speaker 1: have been deferred, go back to your faith in your
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  Speaker 1: work ethic. You can troubleshoot what's happening to you by
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  Speaker 1: simply looking at those two things, your faith and your
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  Speaker 1: work ethic, because both of those things are necessary. Those
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  Speaker 1: are my closing remarks today, real simple. You need both,
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  Speaker 1: one without the other does not work faith and work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Hope you have a great
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