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Beijing Olympics, NFL Coaching Controversy, The Color Purple Remake, Buffalo Wild Wings and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve to mother for star. Don't join me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shore will a good morning everybody. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show and a whole lot mold too, man.
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  Speaker 1: God is good to me. I have no other explanation,
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  Speaker 1: if I have no other explanation of my existence and
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  Speaker 1: where I stand in this thing called life, except if
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  Speaker 1: it was not for the goodness of God Almighty. If
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  Speaker 1: it was not for His grace and his mercy, There's
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  Speaker 1: no way I could exist the way that I do.
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  Speaker 1: I would not be who I am or where I am.
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  Speaker 1: I am who I am and where I am simply
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  Speaker 1: because God is who he is. If it was not
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  Speaker 1: for God, I would have no testimony for you, because
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  Speaker 1: I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.
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  Speaker 1: I can sit here today until you flat out that
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  Speaker 1: it is purely because of God's grace and mercy that
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  Speaker 1: I exist today because of His favor. See now He
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  Speaker 1: shows us favor in life because of a combination of
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  Speaker 1: things I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer
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  Speaker 1: to life. I can assure you as not. But this
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  Speaker 1: is a combination that I've grown to understand better and better,
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  Speaker 1: and I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But here it is. If you take faith and you
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  Speaker 1: combine it with an incredible work ethic, then God has
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  Speaker 1: the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best
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  Speaker 1: way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
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  Speaker 1: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
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  Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
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  Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can
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  Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is
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  Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
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  Speaker 1: good things if you kept that faith intact through it all,
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  Speaker 1: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
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  Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
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  Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can
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  Speaker 1: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And you got to do some things man,
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  Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
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  Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
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  Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
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  Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
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  Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
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  Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
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  Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
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  Speaker 1: apply the faith and see the reason you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
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  Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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  Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give
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  Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the cross walk with a
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  Speaker 1: walk sign on it and the sign flashing on the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Don't walk then that the signs say walk, What do
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  Speaker 1: you think your chances are making it across that street?
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  Speaker 1: Is well, pretty good because guess what the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the other side. There's other people in
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  Speaker 1: the cross walk walking, So guess what. You strike out blindly?
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  Speaker 1: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
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  Speaker 1: that street. That's that's That's not why I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about. I'm talking about the faith, the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see, the faith that what I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing today, I believe in my heart of heart that
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  Speaker 1: God wouldn't bring me this far to leave me. That
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  Speaker 1: God is a true and living God, that he keeps
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  Speaker 1: his promises, that later on, there's things that I'm working
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  Speaker 1: towards right now gonna pay off later on. See, too
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  Speaker 1: many people want to reward right now. See, that's not
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  Speaker 1: the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: if it's if it's a good thing to do, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a just thing to do. See, if it's seeing
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  Speaker 1: in it it ain't God. You can just clear it
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  Speaker 1: on up right there. You can stop all the wandering.
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  Speaker 1: If that's his voice talking to you, If it's the
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  Speaker 1: right thing to do. If it's sin in it, it's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. Kill it. You you can
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  Speaker 1: shut it down. You ain't got to wonder about it.
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  Speaker 1: Go down there in secret venge That ain't God. Go
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  Speaker 1: tell him off when you see him. That ain't God.
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  Speaker 1: Anything that's God's sin in it, is not God's voice
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  Speaker 1: telling you to do it. So you can you can
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  Speaker 1: kill that conversation to date. That's how you know. But
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  Speaker 1: if you align yourself up, man and you and what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing is just and right and correct and pleasing
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  Speaker 1: in the sight of God, it'll pay off for you
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  Speaker 1: later on. And see here's here's here's the best way
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  Speaker 1: I can tell to it. Here's another one. When you're
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere, when you're when you're on the road to
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere, and you know the somewhere that you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get to. Let's say you've set a goal of
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  Speaker 1: vision for yourself, you know where you want to get to,
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  Speaker 1: You got a good idea, and you own your way
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  Speaker 1: to going there. Listen to me when it gets hard,
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  Speaker 1: and it is going to get hard, when it gets difficult,
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  Speaker 1: and it is going to get difficult when it becomes challenging,
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  Speaker 1: and it is going to become challenging when it becomes
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  Speaker 1: all three of those things. When it don't look like
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 1: I know he didn't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 1: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 1: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you're complaining. See,
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 1: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening. It to you? What really, man,
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  Speaker 1: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
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  Speaker 1: to sit up and go, hey, man, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ease back into this thing. Ease back in, man,
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  Speaker 1: you in. It's it's a tornado world around you. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to ease back in. You got it
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  Speaker 1: going and jump back in it. It is what it
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  Speaker 1: is to whom much is given, much is required. Always
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints
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  Speaker 1: that you lose sight of the blessings. Man. God got
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  Speaker 1: a lot for you in your life, man, but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that faith,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to apply a crazy work ethic to it.
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  Speaker 1: And that creates the most opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And when God starts showing your favor, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of them seeds you plant, all of that, all
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  Speaker 1: of that wheat you've been sewing, all of that hard
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  Speaker 1: work you've been put in God to pay it off.
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  Speaker 1: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
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  Speaker 1: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening to morning show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It is here to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's upon us again. What a blessing, man, What a
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  Speaker 1: great day it is to be alive. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you feel about it, man, but I'm grateful. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna be today. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: quite made up my mind about it, but I will.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you. Yeah, Okay, I just do me, then,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, to help me do me. Shirley Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: Carlin for real, Mississippi. Monica Junior, better known as Kills
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  Speaker 1: Faith or better known as Junior. More people know him
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  Speaker 1: as Junior probably and then nephew Tommy. That's who the
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  Speaker 1: cast is. Let's get it on. Let's open the morning
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  Speaker 1: with Junior. What's on your mind? All right? Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something. You know, Valatized day is coming up.
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  Speaker 1: If you could put a playlist together a five song
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  Speaker 1: for your girl on Valator? Come on, man, Junior, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is not a why am I thinking
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  Speaker 1: about this? Yeah, I'm gonna first of all, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: have to start with a door. That is, until the
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  Speaker 1: end of time. I'll be there for you. You are
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  Speaker 1: my heart and mind. I truly adore you. If God
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  Speaker 1: one day struck me blind beauty, I would still see
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  Speaker 1: because love is too weak to define just what you
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  Speaker 1: mean to me. You understand, yes, sir. If I had
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  Speaker 1: to come up with another one, it would have to
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  Speaker 1: be the greatest lyrically written song about love of all times.
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  Speaker 1: No song has ever been written with lyrics more ingrained
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  Speaker 1: about love than Stevie Wonders. As as around the Sun,
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  Speaker 1: the Earth knows She's revolving, and the Rosebuds no to
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  Speaker 1: bloom in early May. Justice, kindness knows, no shame, no,
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  Speaker 1: through all your joy and pain, that I'll be loving
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  Speaker 1: you always. That's just one line of about fifty that
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  Speaker 1: describes love in an incredible way. Beauty. The third song
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  Speaker 1: I did it on Kings of Comedy. Yes, Sir Lenny Williams,
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  Speaker 1: uh uh, yeah, we're talking about love. Yeah. The other
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  Speaker 1: two is all optional. Those are must but if you
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  Speaker 1: don't throw it in there, yeah, Maize, I know I
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  Speaker 1: bought it on myself. I owe no blame to no
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  Speaker 1: one else. And now I realize I can't get over you.
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  Speaker 1: And then Love's holiday message. Jesus. All right, that list
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  Speaker 1: can go on and on and on. We know it.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna start the show off with Nephew Tommy and run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. The nephew is here to start our
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  Speaker 1: morning off. We run that prank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us, nap, I got some nice but let me
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  Speaker 1: wrap it up, put it in and put a bow
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  Speaker 1: on it. It's called buggie snitching. Buggie snitching. Come on, Buggie,
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  Speaker 1: get the snitching. Hello, man, I speak to Buggie. Hey, Buggie,
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  Speaker 1: this KB. Let me ask you something, man, How you
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  Speaker 1: get out of jail before Marcus got out of jail.
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  Speaker 1: How y'all go to jail at the same time, but
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  Speaker 1: you get out a month before him and he's still
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  Speaker 1: in there? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on? Who is this this KB? This Marcus brother?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me how you get out of jail? But Marcus
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  Speaker 1: still in there and you've been out over montnow they
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  Speaker 1: say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on, No,
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  Speaker 1: they say you snitching, buggy. That's what's going on. You
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  Speaker 1: up in there, snitching? Hold on, bron hold on, You're
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  Speaker 1: so slowing down, So it down a little bit. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: hold up? You know what? I really don't need to
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  Speaker 1: be having this conversation with you, But you coming at
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  Speaker 1: me like this. It's called bail? How you how you?
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  Speaker 1: How you out on bail? But Marcus still in there?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me that man, how you gonna call me with
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  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? I ain't saying the
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  Speaker 1: trip with you, but you just hold on, let me
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  Speaker 1: hold on, let me pull those right. All I know
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  Speaker 1: is they the one saying you the one that snitched
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  Speaker 1: on my brother and that's why he's still in there.
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  Speaker 1: And you why. I don't know where you're getting this,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you what. I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to work. I need to get out of there. But
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't hearing me. I went to jail too, Bucky.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around to get your ass. What for snitching? Man,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what you've been out there doing. Man, what
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  Speaker 1: because you're talking about you've been out there snitching. That's
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  Speaker 1: why you out. And my brother Marcus, it's still in there.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. You know what it's called them, That's
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  Speaker 1: what it's called, is called there. I had to go
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  Speaker 1: to work. I don't know what you're tripping on. All
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  Speaker 1: I'm tripping on is that the fact that you out
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  Speaker 1: and my brother ain't out. He's still in there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I'm looking for you, Bucky. You here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for you. But but you know you know
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  Speaker 1: where I'm at. You know where? You know what since
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  Speaker 1: you since you run around here like a little like
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  Speaker 1: he is, let me tell you what happened. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you where. All I want to do is go
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  Speaker 1: get me in the bill. I'm jump in the car
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll setting your mama some cigarettes. Oh how
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  Speaker 1: are you coming at me like that? Okay, I'll come
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  Speaker 1: in the car with him, and then Sun plays up
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  Speaker 1: one out for him. Now don't put that out. We
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  Speaker 1: just going around the corner. But now he goes. He
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  Speaker 1: started putting it out in the car. He throwing stout
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  Speaker 1: the one, and now we get bought over. Tell y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I jumped out the car telling it long. I don't
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  Speaker 1: gotta know with this. Who was smoking? You want market?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even smoke. I had to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: I got to work. I can't deal with that. I
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  Speaker 1: told him dudes to put it out. Damn it, Lord Port,
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  Speaker 1: they searched damn car. How the hell you gotta be
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  Speaker 1: riding like that? And Lord pull you all with snap
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  Speaker 1: pop off in the truck. You gotta think as speaker
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  Speaker 1: box that back then when no damn was on out
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  Speaker 1: of hell. You figure I'm a snitch. You don't take
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  Speaker 1: no there what just know you got back there? He yeah,
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  Speaker 1: God there man, I'm pat me and this drinking water
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  Speaker 1: out of Tarlet that they don't come at me that
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  Speaker 1: like that. You you won't come in. You know exactly
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  Speaker 1: where I'm at. So just because they got you up
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  Speaker 1: in the drinking water out of tartlet you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: up and start snitching on everybody. You know what you you?
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  Speaker 1: I had to go to work. Hell, hell, I use
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  Speaker 1: oh my damn money trying to get out of there
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  Speaker 1: on some Oh, this can't be about you got to
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  Speaker 1: go to work. That can't be. But you got to
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  Speaker 1: have some heart somewhere. Dont coming at me like that.
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to the store. Can I say something,
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  Speaker 1: you man? I want to look you no know what
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  Speaker 1: you can't say. Let me take, let me take, Let
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: me give you, shoot you something. Since you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the mid man, let me shoot you a thing or two. Dad,
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  Speaker 1: tell your brother just don't drop the soap. No, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm gonna I don't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an my brother. No, no, no, listen to me, no no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you dog, and I'm gonna tell you this,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta tell me what you got to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your little damn job. Oh no, it
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  Speaker 1: can't be you can you know what what you start me?
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  Speaker 1: What you stuttering? Fuck? I can't believe you calling me
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  Speaker 1: with no strike this just lose my no, don't call
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  Speaker 1: me no more. Come behind it. Let me say something
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  Speaker 1: you right now, Bugingle, you got to say this, Nephew
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked,
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  Speaker 1: bog like that dog. You know this, this ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Play with this, ain't this ain't nothing? Really play with
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  Speaker 1: it all right, buggy man, I'm sorry, dog, You're okay?
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  Speaker 1: Buy god? No, I am dog. You know what that
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  Speaker 1: I listened to you. Man. You are supposed to do
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  Speaker 1: nothing like that do We're supposed to be real. You
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  Speaker 1: don't do me like that? Man, I put I put
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  Speaker 1: this dude on blast. Amen. Look at your boy, Shannon,
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  Speaker 1: he said he your best friend, Shannon is the one
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  Speaker 1: that put me up to this dog. You know? Is
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: that your boy? That your best friend Shannon may Man.
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  Speaker 1: While y'all do me like this, Yeah, I'm gonna take cash.
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  Speaker 1: I got him, may y'all. I just hey, let me
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: ask you this. What is the baddest radio show in
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  Speaker 1: the land, Oh may The Steam Harvard Morning Show did
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  Speaker 1: I get you, did I get you? Hey? You know
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  Speaker 1: what you got? That's you got. You got a whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people. That's but now you want m And
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  Speaker 1: there you have it. I had to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: I can't just be sitting up in jail for somebody,
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  Speaker 1: ain't do. I got to go to work. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: losing my job. I hain't no bus with y'all. I
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: got to go to work this weekend. That's Friday. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: This coming week Ken, I am in Huntsville, Alabama, stand
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  Speaker 1: up Comedy Live the Comedy Club in Huntsville, Alabama. Tickets
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  Speaker 1: on Sea right now. That's Thursday night. One show, two
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  Speaker 1: shows on Friday, two shows on Saturday. It is Valentine's weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Come get your love and laughed on with the nephew.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Watch me ask straight ignorant straight stupid time thirty time,
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  Speaker 1: thirty mode right there, thirty times, thirty times thirty that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stupid. Yeah, a lot of stupid packed up
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  Speaker 1: in there. That's what timmy doing. Laying in the cut
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  Speaker 1: is Baltimore, Maryland. That's who laying in the cut, Baltimore, Maryland.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're coming right there as soon as it's
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  Speaker 1: all over. So y'all laying in the cut right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's Huntsville, Alabama, So let's go get it back back
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  Speaker 1: on the road. Got the mic in my hand y.
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  Speaker 1: time for as Clo Cree Clo and Oakland writes, two
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  Speaker 1: years ago, I started dating a man that was headed
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  Speaker 1: to jail for being an accessory to a crime. He
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  Speaker 1: had to serve nine months, and I stuck by him.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about marriage when he was in jail, but
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  Speaker 1: when he got out recently, he said I deserved better
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  Speaker 1: and he broke up with me. Is this how he
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  Speaker 1: genuinely feels? Or did he use me to send him
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  Speaker 1: money and talk to him while he was in jail? Yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know he used you to talk to him while
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  Speaker 1: he was in jail and kept him occupied. He's out
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  Speaker 1: now he's done you a favor. He did tell you
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  Speaker 1: the truth. You do deserve better. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the hell you thought was the bright ass idea of
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  Speaker 1: somebody going to jail to discuss marriage. That ain't a
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  Speaker 1: real moment to discuss joining your life with somebody. Now,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can feel how you want to feel about what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. But if this was my daughter, this is
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the same thing I would say to her. You know,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: wait and get a chance to know a person. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now you've gotten a chance to know it. He is
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  Speaker 1: who he is. But he's done you a huge favor,
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  Speaker 1: a huge favor. Now you send him money and that
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  Speaker 1: was it. You learned a lesson, but you deserve better
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  Speaker 1: is the best lesson you could have. You He had
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  Speaker 1: to teach that to you, and that's a damn shame
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  Speaker 1: that usually other people have to teach us the good
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  Speaker 1: things about ourselves. So take this gift, wrapped up in
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  Speaker 1: the bow, and gone about your business. Oh wow, I
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  Speaker 1: like that all right, jian and Gaitersburg says. Gaithersburg says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm divorced. I'm a divorced, single mom of a seventeen
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  Speaker 1: year old daughter. My daughter and her boyfriend have been
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  Speaker 1: together for almost three years, and I think they're too
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  Speaker 1: young to be that serious. My ex husband says he
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  Speaker 1: liked the boy and it's better for her to be
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  Speaker 1: with him than numerous boys than date numerous boys. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think is best? Well, I think you too
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  Speaker 1: late to talk about. I think it's too late for
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  Speaker 1: y'all to be serious about. It's three years. They've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this since they was fourteen, that she's seventeen, So
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  Speaker 1: all that you think is too late, that's you talking
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  Speaker 1: a lot didn't happen. This is all they know. They
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  Speaker 1: don't know nothing else each other, and they think this
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  Speaker 1: is real love. And at the level that they are,
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  Speaker 1: it is real love to them. It just ain't been
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  Speaker 1: tested in the real world yet. So your husband is right.
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  Speaker 1: He might like the boy better than her going out
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  Speaker 1: dating a bunch of boys, so he's just taking the
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  Speaker 1: best of the I mean, if the boy's nice, ain't
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  Speaker 1: doing nothing wrong too. I'm with the father. What you
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  Speaker 1: want to do? You want her to stop seeing this
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  Speaker 1: boy and go mess with who? Who? How you want
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  Speaker 1: it to go? And life has started? Okay? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: they could be together. This could be it for them.
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  Speaker 1: This might be his soul mate. Now I don't know how,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, well, I think it just it's but
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  Speaker 1: it's too late to say they're too young to be serious,
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  Speaker 1: because they dead serious. Yeah, yeah, all right. Moving on
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  Speaker 1: to Nina and Hilton had Nina writes, I'm almost forty
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  Speaker 1: five years old and I need a date for an
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  Speaker 1: event that I have to attend next month. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be the only single female at the table
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  Speaker 1: with my story ours. I have a male prospect that
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  Speaker 1: is a doctor, has great manners, and he is intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: The only problem is he sounds like Elmer Fudd when
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  Speaker 1: he speaks. Should I tell him and avoid getting into
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  Speaker 1: a conversation. No, no, let him talk. This is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be and can you tell me where the event is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be? Me and Margaret, Me and Margie. We wants
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  Speaker 1: to come and we want subsit. I can't I sit
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  Speaker 1: right next to him, and please, I'm gonna start a
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  Speaker 1: conversation now, is it a funny thing? She said? Though,
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  Speaker 1: she said, I'm going to an event and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask a man to go. He's intelligent. He is a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Never really met a stupid doctor before. I haven't. And
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  Speaker 1: he want to thank the Lord that he is intelligent
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  Speaker 1: as a doctor, because nothing worse than a dumbash doctor.
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  Speaker 1: You get a dumbash diagnosis, You get dumb ass. Everything
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  Speaker 1: about him is dumb. Your pride, nosis is dumb. You
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  Speaker 1: diagnosis is dumb. Your after kid's dumb all the whole
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  Speaker 1: time he talking, Oh I don't know what you got? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: girl looking at the girl. Girl looked at me like
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  Speaker 1: it you show this ain't a mosquito bite. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Girl who hate listen to me. Don't let that doctor
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  Speaker 1: throw you off talking about that no tumor. Don't let
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  Speaker 1: no doctor throw you off talking about that no damn tumor. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all that is a spotter bite. I know him when
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  Speaker 1: I see him. Okay, dumb doctor, all right, so take
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  Speaker 1: the doctor. But she wants to know should she tell
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  Speaker 1: him just a smile covert? Now, you can't do that. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that. Let him gold. Lady, lady, you
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  Speaker 1: forty five. You ain't got nobody you understand. Hello, You
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  Speaker 1: need to find out how to talk to this damn doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Deal with this because he might need you, and you
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  Speaker 1: just look like you need him for moting just a
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  Speaker 1: damn date. You ain't got nobody sitting up there with
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  Speaker 1: all your friends. You forty five single, that's your problem.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: That's probably why you buy yourself right now, you nick
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  Speaker 1: picking people half to death. He's a doctor, might be
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  Speaker 1: good looking, dude, he just sound like almfud. What does
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  Speaker 1: that sound like? I forgot hell? Whoa whoa? How woo hey?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Pleasure to meet you, guys. Listen, all right, Moving on
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: to Michelle and Bradenton. Michelle's my brother and I are twins,
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  Speaker 1: and he bought a new home close to mind. Instead
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of buying the things he needs, he takes my things.
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  Speaker 1: My boyfriend told my brother he was going to get
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  Speaker 1: the lots changed. If he didn't stop it. My brother
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  Speaker 1: told him they weren't his lots to change. Now they're
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  Speaker 1: threatening to fight when they see each other. They both
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  Speaker 1: were right, So how should I settle this? Well, it
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: ain't really for you to settle. But your brother gonna
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: mess around and get his ass. Will he take one
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  Speaker 1: more thing out this house? Yeah, because that's all it
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: seemed like to me. And what's wrong with your twin brother?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: How stupid is he? How stupid is he can't go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and keep taking stuff? You don't want him to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: take stuff. Your boyfriend don't want him to take his stuff,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: but he's talking about it. It ain't you know, it
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: ain't your stuff. Well, you know, tell your brother not
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to come over here and take nothing else or he
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: gonna take something he don't want to take it back,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: because the boyfriend is clear about the next day you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: fit it take gonna be his ass. That's he clear
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: about that. Your girlfriend, it's hard to watch your twin
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: get his assi. That's terrible. Yeah, because they say you're
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: gonna feel the pain too sotime, so it's just necessary sometime,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well, thank you Philo coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment
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• 29:23
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  Speaker 1: Did you? I never knew it? Yeah? And the other
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: entertainment news, there's a compilation of the deo clips featuring
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  Speaker 1: controversial podcaster Joe Rogan using the N word. Well, it's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: made Dwayne the Rock Johnson resend his previous support of
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  Speaker 1: Rogan and his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. Until Rogan's
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  Speaker 1: racist comment surface, Dwayne the Rock Johnson was one of
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  Speaker 1: the only mainstream figures to show Rogan support amid an
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  Speaker 1: exodus of artists from Spotify in protest of rogan spread
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  Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen misinformation. The Rock retracted his support of
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  Speaker 1: Rogan after singer India Are shared several clips of Rogan
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  Speaker 1: using the INN word on his podcast, as well as
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  Speaker 1: one clip comparing predominantly black neighborhoods to the planet of
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  Speaker 1: the eighth. Take a listen to a portion of Joe
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Rogan's apology for using the N word. It's a very
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  Speaker 1: unusual word, but it's not my word to use. I'm
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  Speaker 1: well aware of that now, but for years I used
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  Speaker 1: it in that manner. I never used it to be racist,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not racist. But whenever you're in a situation
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  Speaker 1: where you have to say I'm not racist, and I
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  Speaker 1: clearly and that's my intention to express myself in this video, Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you're not racist. Your thoughts Steve Well, I
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  Speaker 1: haven't even heard any of them other clips or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know him personally. I've always liked him as
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  Speaker 1: a comedian and as an announcer and stuff, so this
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  Speaker 1: is this was like new news to me. But he
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  Speaker 1: said something that's very right. If you have to continually
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  Speaker 1: have to say I'm not racist, I mean, where does
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  Speaker 1: that come from? Because to you to even have to
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  Speaker 1: say that, it has to be bought up as a question.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're not a racist, then if you're not
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: a racist, didn't you be on reproach? I mean to me,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you could say, like, for example,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: somebody told me one time, Steve, it seems like you
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  Speaker 1: have a chip on your shoulder about some things. Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's because when I'm talking about a certain subject, I
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  Speaker 1: sound chippy. See, so now I have a chip. That's
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  Speaker 1: why you say I have a chip on my shoulder,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: because I sound chippy. And and that's that's where that
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  Speaker 1: comes from. You know, Oh my god, he's chippy. You've
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  Speaker 1: you've never heard that's y'all. Ain't never heard no white
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  Speaker 1: person say that. Are you kidding me? No, I've heard chipper,
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  Speaker 1: but not chip, chip on the shoulder. But I ain't
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  Speaker 1: hear a chippy chip on the should Hey. Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're being chippy. See right now, I was being chippy
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  Speaker 1: with you. I was cutting you off. I was being
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  Speaker 1: chippy with you. Okay, surely this is my terminology of
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  Speaker 1: how and that's fine. I'm just trying to follow you. Baby. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let chipping now, yeah, chipping? No, not right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not chippy. I'm difficult. I ain't really chippy. I'm difficult. Difficult.
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  Speaker 1: It's cause I choose to be chippy, is cause you
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  Speaker 1: made me. You understand, See, it's a difference because of
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  Speaker 1: my nature as a person. I'm difficult when I choose
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  Speaker 1: to be. But if you make me then I can
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  Speaker 1: be flat out just you know, funky with you how
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  Speaker 1: you want it to go today? Who's on verse? Yeah?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Because you know, for example, like about I think I
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  Speaker 1: think you being funky today. Then I go, oh, that's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: what we're doing. And then I joined in er see
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  Speaker 1: see I'm not Michelle Obama. See listen to me. You
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  Speaker 1: I'm the R in the conversation. So however you come
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  Speaker 1: at me, know that I'm finding to be er. You
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  Speaker 1: come at me heavy, I'm finning come at you how heavy? RB,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm the RB. Crazy er I'm gonna come at you
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  Speaker 1: crazy erb. And how you spell er er because at
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: what your AS's gonna have to go if you keep on. Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: But you know, as far as far as Joe Rogan goes,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I haven't even heard the things he's used of. Always
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: liked the guys and comedian as a host. And so
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll take the time, but can I tell you something.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna take the time to hear what
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: he said, because you know, what I've learned in my
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: years of earth. I really, if you're not important enough
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: to move the needle in my life, I'm not gonna
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: give you the needle to allow you to move it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Whatever he did or say there has no shape or
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  Speaker 1: form with me. I ain't never been on this show.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know him, I don't converse with him. He
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: don't move the needle for me. Should he lose his
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: job for this? Absolutely not. You know why because Donald
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Trump remained president for four years of all the stuff
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: he did, and in this hypocritical country, if you all
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: are going to elect a person like Donald Trump and
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: allow him to run the country and still have a
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: say so in the Republican Party, we have much bigger
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: problems than Joe Rogan. We have much deeper problems. We
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: have ted crews who don't even understand how Joe Biden
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: could bring up the fact that he wants to nominate
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a black woman as in the Supreme Court. He got
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a problem with that. We can't even get Voting Rights
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Act passed. But now we give a damn about what
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan said. Man, please please have other things to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: tend to, all right, Thank you, Steve mister irb coming
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  Speaker 1: up at him in time to the hour. The Color
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Purple remake cast has been announced, nephew, we'll talk about
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it right after this. Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right and trending movie news. Tommy, we
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  Speaker 1: got something for you, baby. You know one of your
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: favorite movies of all time, Color Purple? What's coming back?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: That back? The remake cast has been Nobody told me nothing.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: They don't never call you about stuff like this. Uh, listen,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: because I know you could have been somebody in there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Who who was? Who was when? Nobody all day on
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: how t was? Who played harp origin? The first harp
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: The first harpo was not tall at all? Who was it?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I've got his name? Okay, all right, so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: replace somebody. Don't nobody know? Fort Orange is the new
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  Speaker 1: black actress. Danielle Brooks will play Sophia. That's the role
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: that Oprah play. Oprah is behind this recast of the
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Color Purple. Um uh okay. The rest of the cast
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  Speaker 1: Fantasia with Stars seely come all right, I love this one.
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  Speaker 1: Taraji p Henson is going to play Sugar Avery. Nobody yes, anything,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Colman Domingo from Candy Man that was so scared.
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  Speaker 1: Go play, mister. He's gonna play mister he would he
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: show up? You say mister three times, mister, mister mister.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: All right, Corey Hawkins is gonna play who played Doctor
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Dre And Straight out of Compton is gonna play Harpo Steve.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That's mine, Corey. Oh, I saw I saw that straight
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  Speaker 1: out of Company? Yeah, so you know they got to
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: play did a good job. Yeah. The singer her is
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: gonna play Squeaky and Haley Berry. Haley almost always say
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: halle Berry when I see her. You don't speak of her,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: You do not speak a heart but I talking to me.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: But Hallie Bailey is going to play Nettie. You know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The singer's Chloe and Hallie Um anyway, Yes, they'll know
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: nothing needs lying, do y'all y'all know none of that?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at God? Did meal Box fixed that? Not?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Kept you missing? Round? Whitty? Go on, I got one,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm hungry, y'all gonna shut up in here,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: act like y'all ain't got nothing to do. So I'm
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: sing blue be over to here for that. We gotta go,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: all right, congratulations to the brand new cast of the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: remake of The Color Purple coming up at thirty four
• 39:28
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  Speaker 1: we go. James from North Carolina just wants to vent
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: about your ninety day rule. Hey, Steve, this is James
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: from North Carolina, Mr. Nine to day Rules. I met
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: this girl. She was sweet as she could be. I'm
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: talking about for a year and a half, two years.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, we was happy as heck on trip everywhere.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And then the first time that she was crazy, I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: was in the bathroom. My phone is in the front
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: with her. She has whim on the phone so I
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: would look at So then I had a birthday party,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: my two partners, my son company New York, my brother,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: my son down here. We gotta eat, she said. She
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: claimed we're gonna be some women. I let that tad.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: So then one day I'm in the bed, sweet, I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: don't know how she figured out how to open up
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: my phone, so she figured out. So it was a
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Facebook message. I'm telling a boot. So my egg girl
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: say how much is your other boot? I never answered nothing,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: so she called. She texted talking about I loved it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Then she texted, say when you leave your husband for me?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: So she said yeah, So she waked me up. So
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: then she telled me so I said, she said she
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: loves you. She said she gonna leave her husband for you,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: not me. So what I'm saying it goes for women too,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: because I mean, she had my heart and it took
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  Speaker 1: me two and a half years to find out she
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: was a losing kick. She broke my bone, I bought it,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: she scratched my car. I mean, the girl was crazy
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: and it took me almost three years to found out
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that she was a looney tune. So it goes for
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: women too, right, Thank you? Hey, Jane, Jane, got to
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: say something to you, dog, when you're going through something
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: like this, probably don't need to leave that on nobody's voice. Man, James,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: that's a little bit too much information, way too heavy.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I can't help you. I don't know what the hell
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: that got to do with the ninety day rule. In
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the ninety days is three months, not three years, James.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: You took all the information and just turned it into
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: something else. James. I appreciate you man, your honesty and everything.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And I don't really know what the hell you're going through.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: You got your car scratch, she broke your damn phone.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: She just Looney Tunes. I don't know what to tell you, man,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Jane hanging that dog. Everything's gonna be everything, man, Yeah, Wow,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: she's gonna be back over that to day. You ain't
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: what's here? And you calling Steve? What's that some here?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing? Let me see your phone? Alright?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Hanging at James. Another caller from James, Steve from Houston
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: this time, Hey Steve, this is James at our US
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: texts man, keep walking with dooms you doing, brother, You're
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: doing a great feel of good for a lot of people.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: So I wish you blessing and everything. Perfect. Junior, stay up,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: my man. That was that was a junior's cousin, James
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: from Houston. Everybody got cousin name James h. Cousin name Jameson.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, James, appreciate that. All right, now, this is
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: from Dolores. This this next sports mail. Good morning, mister Harvey.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: My name is Dolores and I'm proud to be a
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: member of the Steve Harvey Nation. I'm almost sixty nine
• 42:48
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• 42:51
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• 42:55
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• 42:58
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• 43:01
  Speaker 1: King said it best. We can all be great if
• 43:04
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• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Please let this be our mentra as we move forward
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to these twenty twenty two terms. Thank you, Yeah, Delors,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I mean you know, we all can be great if
• 43:18
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• 43:21
  Speaker 1: and from Dolores. Our sister Dolores has called in to
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: encourage us, and we found out the end it was
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: for voting and going towards the midterms. So we've got
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: to bring about a change and get these nutty, crazy
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: ass people out of office. They are Republicans, man, If
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: they are Republican politicians. Man, I ain't never see nothing
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: like it. Man. They're trying to call this they now
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: they want the insurrection to be called as a protest.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: It was a riot. It's just the right to protest.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: What is Donald Trump? This? That? Man? This is the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: most hypocritical time I've ever lived. Y'all all so full
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: of it? Man, y'all can miss me. I got no
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: faith in this system no more. I will vote. But
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: then Republicans what they're doing right now, Wow, and they
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: get votes too. That's what's surprised. We're a country full
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: of them fools. Yeah, all right, thanks for your calls,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: your voicemails. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve called Stephen
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: leave a message. Coming up next is a nephew with
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is He's never satisfied,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: but I am. We'll get into that and just about
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: selfish of you. We'll get into that in just a bit.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Nap getting close
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: to it. Valentine's is on the way baby, less than
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: a week away. Well, this right here is Valentine's gift card.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Valentine's guilt card. Right here, let's go cat down. Hello. Hello,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Ye hey, Bryan, So how
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Alvin, bro, how you
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: doing today? I'm good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I know you you're you're married Jatricia? Right? Yeah? Who
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: who's this? Okay? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to make sure I got the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: right person, man, because you, um, you have black half white,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: right from what I understand? Yeah, I'm gonna who who
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the presidents? Why? Why are you asking me questions? What's
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: going on? Okay? No, no, no, everything's cool man, everything's cool, Um, Trish,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: So check this out. Many listen, I'm at work, man,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: say what you need to say? What's happening? Okay? Listen,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I actually dentally I sent I sent Tricia some flowers
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: for Valentine's They're gonna get there on Friday, but I
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: accidentally put a you know, I ordered a gift card
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: along with it, and they put this gift card in
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift card should
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: really be for my wife, and I was trying to
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: see it. Maybe if you get to the gift bag before,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: maybe you could get it out for me so I
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: could get that gift card. Oh okay, so you said, uh,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you said my wife flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, yeah, yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: But that's not the key. The key is that it's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: a gift card in there that I need, you know,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: and that's accidentally sent a gift card to my wife.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You just want the flowers to go to her, Is
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: that what he's saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, no, that's
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: cool man, This happens. Then we make mistakes all the time.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: How about this? How about you come on over and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I will be more than happy to give you the
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: gift card because I'm sure you know if you said
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: it with the flowers all I'll just have to handle
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: those that the gift card over to you at and
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: probably a nice hid speeding till you stupid mother. Why
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: enough would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: And I didn't. I didn't expect all this house any
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: but hostility. Hey, bro, all I'm trying to do is
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: like I said, I sent it. I ain't your bron
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you're doing? You didn't think this
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: is gonna be hot? You send my good white flowers? Mother,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you know Tresh? How do you know Tresh? I work
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: in I work in the building with that Trish works in.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: How you work with her? Okay? Good? Are you don't
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: work I don't work with her. I don't work for
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: her company at all. But my my, you know, my
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: floor is on a different floor. I work in a
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: different company, but she works she works in the same building.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't. So
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: let me. So, you sent some flowers. When the flower's
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be in? What time the flower's supposed to be here?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: The flowers getting there sometime Friday. I'm a Valentine, yea
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: on Valentine's Say okay, good Jude, So how about you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: come down here on Friday, okay, and I will give
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the flowers the Trish, and I will give you the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half black
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: or half white, and I'll go ahead and let you
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: know that both sides are gonna beat your mother, because
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you gotta be the most ignorant mother I've ever met.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: In my guy, I'm like, I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck you are. But you
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: were the dumbest piece of sh I've ever met. You
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: come here Friday. You come here and you get your
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: wife will get her great gift card, and my wife
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: will get your flowers, and everybody's gonna be happy. Hey, dude,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: what's what's all it's about? Man? Okay? So have you
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: gone out with trans? Say you guys wanting for lunch
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: or you know, maybe a movie or I mean, how much?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: How much time have you spent with my wife? I ain't.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her. Why
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: are you said hering that? What do you mean you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: ain't spend no time with how you you seem to
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: know all about her? You haven't gone out one time
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: with my wife? No, I never went out with her,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: So you just have a crush on my wife. Is
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: that what you're trying to saying? You just accidentally sent
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: some your bolt to her? Is that what's caring? I
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: didn't Actually I didn't actually did only send the flower?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I send him because I wanted her to have. She's
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: have the flowers, but I didn't want her to but
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card. Though,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: What did you think I was gonna be there? How
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: did you think? How did he get crazy? Bulls mind?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: If you think this this was gonna be okay? What
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: if I called you right now? I'm like, hey, I
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: set your wife, Can you send it back to me?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: How would you feel if I did the same to you? Well,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about something different from flowers and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that same. That sounds like a little bit offensive, don't
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you think? Oh oh that's defensive. Yeah, man, you know,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Albert, you're is it Albert? It's not Albert,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it's Albert. It's Alvin. Man, it's alb don't give us
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: what it is. Alvin. Come see me on Friday. I'm
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: gonna have your gift card. I'm super excited to meet you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be the best Valentine's Day
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: of my life. Come visit me. He sent the flowers
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to the house, right, I got the address that Tommy
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: gave me. Who the is Tommy? He the one gave
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: me the address he once told me, Tommy, Come, how
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: about you and Tommy come over to the house. We'll
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: have a we'll have a guys. Now, I'll put it
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: on a game. I'm gonna have some pretzel. Why don't
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you folk come over here? Okay? But why why? Why?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Why the hostility when somebody's showing your wife's No, there's
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: no hostility whatsoever that you hear hostile. I just invited
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you and your boy tied me to come to my house.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me. Okay, So
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Man, don't you take don't
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you drop Trish off to work? Every morning? Yeah? I do?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: ain't y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: is not the Steve Harvey Morrishaw. This is nephew, tim me, baby,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: come home bright. This is Nephew time me from the
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Your wife Trish got me to prank
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: phone call you home run. But yeah, there's no way.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed it again. And now
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going through somebody about Oh oh man, I am boiling.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Holy she's gonna pay for this one. You gotta tell me, Bryce,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Show. Baby like that
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: hair black, haired white? You feel both of them, you know,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: one time every time they say, why don't we do this? You?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: You don't never work out for you. Why don't you
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: just come over and I'll give you back your gift card.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'll give her your flowers. And then boy, he got
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: calm blake. He just he just needed you over to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: the house. Just ye, just come in, come see me,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Come see me, come see me. That's right, nephew time
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: he comes see me. This weekend and Huntsville, Alabama, the
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Nephew is in town stand Up Live Comedy Club. That's right, Thursday,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday. Tickets on Shire Written. Now, okay, that's Uh,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: that's this weekend. You don't want to miss what else
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I got the following weekend Baltimore, Maryland. B Mole, b mole.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Got to be more careful. The Nephew is coming to town.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: And uh, it's a stupid tour. You know, let's just
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: call it that, you know, stupid tour. Don't check y'all
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: feel it. Yeah, it's your tour. So when you said
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: stupid tour, yes, if you would have said anything else,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I'd have been upsetting. Right, that's the intelligent tour man.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why starring me? Right? Yeah? Yeah.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: This weekend is hus will Stand Up Live Comedy Club.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Following weekend, Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Baltimore Comedy Factory. The
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Nephew is there. February twenty six, Saint Louis, Missouri. Baby,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: huh huh, it's the Sheldon Theater. I got two shows
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: in the same night. March nineteenth, own back around the
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Crib Round Texas, Beaumont, Texas, Julie Rogers Theater. That's March nineteenth,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: picks On said, right now. And then April fools, the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Food is coming to Nashville. That's Zany's Comedy club. You
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: know about that and way in the cut April eight
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: through to ten, Comedy Zone, Charlotte O Catline. You want
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: some more dates, go to Thomas Miles dot com you
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: can see all my dates. Nephew come to town. And then,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: of course, you know from Sexy on Friday Night, it's
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: different Freddy to love you feel it. I changed that
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: thing up on Friday Day. Yeah, that's swap that n anyway,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: right coming up next Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. Okay. We'll get into
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about. Right after this,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you're listening Harvey Morning Show all right time now for
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
• 54:04
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• 54:07
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• 54:09
  Speaker 1: going to read this one. You're that right here, right now,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: and you never know. It could be your letter, It
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: could be yours, it could be yours. Buckle up and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew subjects He's never satisfied.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: He's never satisfied. But I am dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: married to my college sweetheart and he's a great man,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: but we don't get along now. I wore the pants
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: in our family for years because I made the most money.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Back then, all he could do is please me and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: cater to me. I got used to it and it
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: worked fine for me. He couldn't wait to get a
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: better paying job and then switch back to wearing the
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: pants in our marriage. Right after he started his new job,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: he started mouthing off and telling me he wasn't going
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to do this or that I let him do it
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: because I know for you years he couldn't talk flick
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: to me because he was broke. Here's the funny part, though,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Now he's got a new job, it came with a
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: new level of stress. Now that he's got a new job,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it came with a new level of stress. That stress
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: led to high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: led to an increase in his medication, so that led
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: to him not being able to perform sexually. He has
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: been a miserable wreck for a year, and I have
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. I have a
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: man on the side, and he comes over to the
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: house on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursdays.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: It's not about the sex. It's just nice to talk
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: to a man that has his stuff together. He's not
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: stressed about me being married, and he's not afraid to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: make love to me in my bedroom that I share
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: with my husband. It's not like my husband and I
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: are putting that mattress to youth anymore. I try to
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: tune out my husband's constant complaining about his job, and
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of him getting him self riled for sex
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: when he knows he can't last a thirty seconds. I'm
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: over him and this marriage, and maybe if he had
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: a better attitude I could deal with it. Having an
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: affair is the easiest way out for me. Life is
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: too short to be unsatisfied. So how can he live
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: like that? Do you know he's thinking? Do you think
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: he's thinking of divorce as much as I am? Should
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I try to work it out if he seems to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: not care. This has to be one of the saddest,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: most pathetic letters. I mean, first, the dumb rule about
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you making the most money, so you wear the pants.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: That was stupid because you emasculated your husband with that.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no such rule in marriage about whoever
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: makes the money is the boss or wears the pants.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You made that up. I'm really surprised that your husband
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: went along with that. Foolish and it's quite frankly marriage.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Marriage is a partnership, okay, between two people who love
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: each other, and the universal rule, the universal rule now
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: is the man is head of a household. What you've
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: done is turned your marriage into a miserable place to be.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And I guarantee you that's not just your husband's new
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: job that is stressing him out. It's you two. You're
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: a terrible wife. You should never be married because there's
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: no love, there's no commitment, there's no respect from you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Everything you shouldn't do you're doing, and you're cheating on
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: top of that. Is it any wonder he has high
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: blood pressure? I mean, what if have you ever thought
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: that he might catch you and your man having sex
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: in his house, in his bed? Have you ever thought
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: of that? So if he does, he can go ahead
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: and divorce you, that's for sure. I mean, once he's
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: rid of you, I bet his blood pressure will go down,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: he can start to live a better, happier life. I
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: just think you're a mess in this letter. You're a
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: selfish mess. And to you, I say, get yourself together.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: This this, this ladder right here. I just don't like
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: the lady at all. I mean, lady, I don't. I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: just don't like you. I don't. I don't like anything
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: about you. I don't like anything about what you wrote
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: in this letter. I agree to surely one hundred percent.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: But you just you you you do. You took trifling
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to just a whole another level. Uh, you know, just
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: listen to way she talks. I'm married to my college
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: sweetheart and he's a great man, but we don't get
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: along now. I wore the pants in our family for
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: years because I made the most money back being all
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: he could do is please me and cater to me.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I got used to it, and it worked fine for me.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: He couldn't wait to get a better paying job, and
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: n and S went back to wearing the pants in
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: our marriage. Girl, let me explain something. I don't give
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: a damn how much money I made. You know, I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: not gonna take the pants off and the month and
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing the skirt at no point in the relationship,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that he didn't agree to taking
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: his pants off. You took him off because your determination
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: for what he is as a man was based purely
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: on how much money he bought in. So right after
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: he started his new job, he started mouthing off and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: telling me he wasn't gonna do this, or that I
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: let him do it because I know for years he
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: couldn't talk slick to me because he was broke. Man,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Who are you, lady? I mean, Jess, you can't talk
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: back to me because you broke, Lady, you don't even understand.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So so here's the funny part though. Now that he's
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: got a new job, it came with a new level
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: of stress, and that stress has stress has led to
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure led to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: an increasing his medication, so that led to him not
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: being able to perform sexually. He has been a miserable
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: wreck for a year and I have gone on with
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: my life without him. Wow, lady, everything about you. You
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: don't stand by your man if he broke. You don't
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: stand by your man if he gets sick. You don't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: stand by your man if he can't perform. You know,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you just don't. Why did you? You don't stand by
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: your man under no circumstances. You're just a little trifling,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: little white. He got to be working, performing everything. I
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: got more for you. All right, we'll have part two
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response. You just heard him say he has
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: more for the woman in this letter, coming up at
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. We'll get back into
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. Yeah, yeah, you are,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: because you just do what you want to do. Your marriage, it, sweetheart,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: things fell apart. He lost his job or whatever, wasn't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: making money, so you put the pants on in the family,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: and because of that, all he could do is please
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: you and cater to you. You got used to it,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: and it worked fine for me. But you said, you know,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: he couldn't wait till he got a better paying job
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: so he could get back to wearing the pants in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: our manage. Well he did, but the job came with
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: some stress. So stress came with how blood pressure? How
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: blood pressure came with increasing medicine, and increasing medicine calls
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: him not to be able to perform section. Then you said,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he's been a miserable wreck for a year, and I've
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. Boy, So if
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: you don't make money around you, you're in trouble. If
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: you get stressed out around you, he's in trouble. If
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: he can't perform, he gets in trouble. He got a problem,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and then you just gone your life without him. I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: have a man on the side, and he comes over
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: to the house on Mondays and we meet out a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: hotel on Thursday. Wait a minute, what so you got
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: a man on the side that comes over to y'all's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: house on Monday, and then y'all meet at a hotel
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. So hold on, hold on, hold on. Look,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I gotta keep going back over this. So if you
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: if you don't have money, you ain't cool with that.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: If you get back to work and he put his
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: pants back on, you ain't cool with that. If he
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: gets stressed out, you ain't cool with that. If he's
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: on high blood medication, you ain't cool with that. If
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: he can't perform sexually, you ain't cool with that. Now
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you go get a man on the side, and cause
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: of convenience, y'all now at this man's house in his
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: bed on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursday.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: And then you say it's not about the sex, Well,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: what is it about, ded? What are y'all over there doing?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: And when y'all get the hotel and y'all come over
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to the house, it's just nice to talk to a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: man that has his stuff together. Oh you're talking about
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: a man. Oh oh, oh, oh oh. Let me get
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: this right. So you think that it's nice to just
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: me the man that don't have to deal with nothing
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: that comes in the package called marriage. You're talking about
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the one that don't have to pay bills, that don't
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: have to discuss, that don't have to be understressed, that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to make a life, that ain't trying to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: pull it together. Yeah, different, conversation is easy because they
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: ain't about nothing. That's why that's so easy. And then
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: he's not stressed about me being married, and he's not
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: afraid to make love to me in my bedroom that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I share with my husband. You don't see the triflingness
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: in that he's not afraid to make love to me.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I would, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Let
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I wish I would walk in
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: my house. I wish I would. I wish I would
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: walk in my house and walk up on somebody in
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: my house. You ain't gotta be doing nothing just now.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to be in the bed just being
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: what you are. I've been not walking a house. See
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: you up in here eating. No, you can't have a
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: plate and I don't know your ass. If I don't
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: know you, and you at my house and you're eating
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: a plate of food before my wife can introduce me,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: she already can tell by the look on my face.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I got to get some information to this food right quick,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: right quick. But now you didn't took it there. So
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: now it's not like my husband out putting that mattress
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: to youth anymore. I try to tune out my husband's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: concert complaining about his job, and I'm tired of him
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: getting himself right either up for sex when he knows
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: he can't last for thirty seconds. I'm over him and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: this marriage. Maybe if he had a better attitude I
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: could deal with it. Wait a minute, if he had
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: a better attitude, you could deal with it. Having an
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: a fan is the easiest way out for me. Really, really,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I mean you, you, your whole, your whole demeanor as
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: a human being, weeks of triflingness. I mean, you're just
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: a trifling chick man all the way around. The boy.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: It ain't a woman sitting here. I got you, girl.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I know where you're coming from, and I'm pretty sure
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: it is somebody like that, because people are You can
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: get people to go along with anything, but they asked
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: this trifling too. Life is too short to be unsatisfied.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: So how can I live like that? You're not You're
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: not living like that. You're doing what you want to do.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's thinking of divorce as much as
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I am? Should I try to work it out if
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: it seems if he seems not to care, Wait a minute,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: you're already working it out. You don't. You don't see
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: what you've done. You've already worked it out your way,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: and what you're talking about, whether he could you don't care?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Why are you questioning your your husband in this letter
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: at all? With everything in this letter, you're first of
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: all your husband ain't did nothing wrong. He at work,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: he stretched out, he tried to get the finances back
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: in order. That's stressed. He got high blood. Now he
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: taking medication. Now he can't perform. Now you haven't got
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you a man. Now y'all having sex in y'all's house,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: in y'all's bed on Mondays and at a hotel on Thursday.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: And now you want to know if your husband would
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: want to do you. I'm telling you right now, lady,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: you you're messing ryde with someone. You're you're on a
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: dangerous ground. And this man who comes to your house
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: every Monday, What kind of fool is this? What man
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: in his right mind goes to another man's house gets
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: naked in his house, in his bed. I don't understand
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: the mentality of that. Both of y'all will mess round
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and get hurt. I don't know aboudy to do that.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I don't all right, poster commas. Thank Steve on Today's
• 1:06:59
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• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:09
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  Speaker 1: All Right, Okay, let's just talk about this because you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: know you said this before. The NFL is good at
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: changing the narrative. They've mastered this man because they released
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a statement talking about inclusion and diversity, and they will
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: revisit some of the programs and policies and racism and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: discrimination has no place in our game. Then turn right
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: around and hire Doug Peterson for Jacksonville. I'll talk about
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: this is that they've changed the We're not even talking
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: about black head coaches no more. They just made the
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: statement racism and discriminate has no place in our game.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Then turn around and hi Josh McDaniels for the Las
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Vegas Very see this is this is what's so crazy
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: about this that they keep doing this. Now they're satisfy us,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: They'll let us know that Brian Flores is a finalist
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: for the Texans. Do you know what, black head coaches
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: have always been a finalist. That's what they do. Man.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe that because I guess, like you said,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: these bnas don't want to be told what to do.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: They're not going to be told what to do. These
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: is thirty two rich white boys. They not fit to change.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: If you had thirty two rich black boys, they're not
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: fit to be told what to do. I'm just telling you, man,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: that they didn't get there letting people tell them what
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: to do. They have a different mindset. They're going to
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: milk this thing out. They're gonna end up giving Flores
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: a check. If anybody puts him in the NFL again,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: it'll be a miracle unless they all get together and say, okay,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: one of these jobs, that's kill Brian Floyd's this job.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: But that's gonna look like a makeup because now I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: ain't high and more black coaches. They just moved him
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: from one team to the next. So we're not We're
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: not gonna see a sudden hiring of black coaches in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: this league, not this year. You want no congratulations, mister
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, head coach of the Miami Dolphins. Thank you you.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: And you're coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Are you into the Winter Olympics? That all? We'll talk
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: about it right after this. Yep, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, your beautiful wife Marjorie's in Aspen, Colorado.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: We've seen her on the Graham just kicking it. She's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: on a beautiful winter getaway. I mean, we get to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: see the view, the mountains, the snow. Her pictures on
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: ig Fun Fun looks like she's having a great time.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: And uh, I gotta say, since we're talking about winter
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: and snow, and all of that. The Olympics, the Winter
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Olympics are in Beijing. Are you catching any of it?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Are you watching it? Yeah? I watch it all the time.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: No really, man, I watched curling, curling, I watch John slalom,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I watch the the Little Bumpie slid with the Moguls Moguls.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I watched that. We got a silver medal in Moguls. Oh,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: we haven't had a silver. We haven't medaled in that
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: since two thousand and eight or something like that. Oh
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: we got out, Oh we got another metal of MICHAELA
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  Speaker 1: Schiffer failed on the downhill slalom, so she up now
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: for just femost shots. She had foe shots at the medal.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: She skied out on her first run, failed around around
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: the fourth gate. So she ain't gonna be able to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: finish it. Yeah, so we ain't gonna happen with her. Yeah, man,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I watched this man and white board from Canada won
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: the Giant Air. The white board from Canada. What you think?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: He don't have his name. He's a white boy from Canada.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: If I had his name, you don't knowing me a snowboarder. Hell,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: ain't Nike, nobody we know hit the white boy from
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Canada on the snowboard won the Giant Air on a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: snowboarding he won. But then we got out the white
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: boy we got from Wyoming. He gonna be depending. You
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: don't know him either. He gonna be defended his title
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: for goal. So we're hoping that he wins and everything
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: right here curling, the United States curling team is just
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: falling the f apart because they can't curl better than
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: no damn by throwing their damn this where they won't
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: to They can't control of stone. They ain't ever the
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: closest one to the circle, squeeening everybody whipping their ass
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: and curling. I don't even know why they send the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: team down now. They might well seeing meat out Now
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: to curling. You got at least I know how to sweep. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I know how to sweep the stuff right here, if
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: you really want to do that, you grew racism could
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: have played into curling easy, You know your racism in
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: this country and everything else, and play on some stereotypes.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: We might can get a meddling curling if you just
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: let us teach us how to throw the stone. The
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: rest of the stuff we got, I'm know how to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: holler all that Claire, see that little that little brush,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: little brush clears the ice. You can change the direction
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: of the stone. You throw up to three meters up
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: to a full meter direction, which is three feet if
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: you brush it in the right direction. Brushing speeds up
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: the stone and causes the stone to girl going to
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: the right because the brushing takes the water beads off
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: the ice, which makes the stone glide in that direction
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: more sore than the other direction. Oh, I know all
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: of this go ahead because you're the winner. You're watches Hill,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: watches him that some stuff miracle we just not in. Now.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: The women's hockey team is gonna be playing against Canada tonight,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: and the big game is tonight because they're the only
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: undefeated teams in the Winter Olympics. And the and the
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: gold medal goals either to Canada or the US women's
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: every damn year. All these white girls cold, all of
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the hold run your ass into the board, slap you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: all this hill. But we got the white dude out
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: of Canada. But the white got white boy from Wyoming
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: and the white girls. That's who we got. It's went
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: to Olympics. Now we got one African American who's from Ghana.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: She's on the short track for speed skating in the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: five hundred. She has a race yet, but we're pulling
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: for her. That's sister Cole. She cold, she got a
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: chance for gold. But but but but she got to
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: push their ass back because last time she got pushed
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: in the last Olympics, she didn't know how handled. But
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: now she in that pushing their add back now. So
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: we're looking for that for the sister to come up
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: with the gold in the five hundred short track skating.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: We're not in the fifteen hundred. That's too far. That's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: three and a half knots around the long trust and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: that's just two. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show and we'll do some would you rather right
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  Speaker 1: after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: In trending Super Bowl news, the Cincinnati Bengals are the
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  Speaker 1: home team at Super Bowl fifty six in LA which
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  Speaker 1: given first pick on which uniform to wear, and they
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  Speaker 1: chose their black and orange jerseys instead of their white
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  Speaker 1: and the La Rams will be wearing their white jerseys.
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  Speaker 1: Also more Super Bowl news, you should root for Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl fifty six to head into overtime on Sunday. Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: Wild Wings says that if that happens, everyone in the
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  Speaker 1: US can get six free boneless or traditional wings at
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  Speaker 1: their locations on February twenty eighth from four to seven
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  Speaker 1: pm local time, and fans don't even have to buy
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  Speaker 1: anything to get that deal. WoT hoped is ends in regulation.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to counter people down there,
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  Speaker 1: ro man, you right close. You had to close somebody
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  Speaker 1: wings shouts down. It's gonna look like vote out there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be long wings and got high too. What
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  Speaker 1: the wings are high? The wings are high. Now, all
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna say is day out. Ran out to say
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  Speaker 1: one more wing? No, they got a limit on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a good day out, that's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: Supplying the man. Huh, what could you do instead of wings? Figs?
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  Speaker 1: Rick ross? Do ye legs size to me? I'm like
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  Speaker 1: my own. All right, we'll be back and we'll do
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  Speaker 1: a round. Would you rather a thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour? Right after this, you're listening to say morning
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  Speaker 1: show time now for a round of would you rather
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  Speaker 1: would you rather mentally or physically never age never age?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather mentally never age or physically never Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: what depends on from where you're talking about. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: for like right now, if I could just physically not
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  Speaker 1: age anymore, I would take physically I want to mentally age.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you might want to go with you don't answer my answer,
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  Speaker 1: I don't answer, or you might want to go with me,
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  Speaker 1: though I'd rather not answer answer your own. We might
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  Speaker 1: try to see if maybe it's a couple more witches somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Half goodness, what I say to say, that's when you
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  Speaker 1: out picking up two three inches? So where he got
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  Speaker 1: to take that? He got to take that shot, it
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  Speaker 1: would be it would be physically shyly I'm going. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going mentally mentally, I'm not doing well with the body
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  Speaker 1: I got. I'm just gonna go with b. Well you're
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  Speaker 1: working out, junior, Yeah, yeah, it ain't changing it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you want to know something? Man, he got a point. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm working out eating right, it just ain't dropping fast
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  Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't even know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: it is. I'm sick of them them prepared meals. That's
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  Speaker 1: what's driving me crazy. Man, Well didn't you send the
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  Speaker 1: pitch out of you got your high school jacket on? Well,
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  Speaker 1: but see right there? Or who got that jack? Who
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  Speaker 1: wear that jacket? That don't say much, right, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing more wearing. I can't wear nothing I wore with
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  Speaker 1: high school draws, jacket, strap, shoes, sock. I cain't wear nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I waited one hundred and forty seven pounds. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wear nothing I had on in high school. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to. I mean the change you go in
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  Speaker 1: high school? Can you wear in the what the change
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  Speaker 1: around your neck? And you wear to change your head
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  Speaker 1: and hand them money for no damn change change. I
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  Speaker 1: had a handbone, a handbone, can't jewelry dog. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have a watch man, I swear to god, I swear,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to god. I didn't. I didn't even have
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  Speaker 1: a watch dog. I didn't have a Yeah, man, everything
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do. I can't have a car. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: have no watch. I got watches in cars. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's it for this round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine, it's after the hour. It
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  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Judge Steve
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day as always. Good yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: ready to go out and the tack the world right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You know we've already done a full day's
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  Speaker 1: work though, so we have he rich, Let me ask you,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Hey, well, how much is stamps?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Things? Rich people don't know, right? Stamps? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you gotta mail some stuff off, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta go down to the stamps. You don't wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. When I go down where
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  Speaker 1: to the post office? That's where we go. We stood
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  Speaker 1: in the headline here and a long it's been. It's been. Well,
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  Speaker 1: don't take something. Last time I was in the post
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  Speaker 1: office's probably about ninety five ninety seven. What is I'm
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  Speaker 1: down there for? What I'm down there doing? Getting my
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  Speaker 1: mail mailing off? Okay, I'm going down there taking your
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  Speaker 1: stuff to mail off to? Okay, what else I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, numb about no post I ain't been down.
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  Speaker 1: When when last time you change the air filters at
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: the high You know the last time I changed the
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  Speaker 1: air filter? You know where they Hell no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where they here. I'm so unaware of that. I
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  Speaker 1: know I know how to cut all the air in
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: all the rooms in the house. Got an iPad that
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  Speaker 1: do that, And I know when it come on because
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: the little orange flame come up and let me know
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: that it's own. And that's it. I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: who you got an iPad for that? So you don't
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  Speaker 1: touch the thermostat yourself on the wall. You have an
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: iPad smart home. We don't have thermostats on the wall, right,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Yeah, I'm telling you man, what else you
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: got because I just want to know because I had
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to do this the other day. But when of that
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: time you roll your winder down and ask somebody for direction?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Roll roll my winder down? Yeah, and ask somebody, Hey,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: hey man, how you get to you? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You have to ask. You have to ask. You have
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  Speaker 1: to ask a driver. I just go get in the car.
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  Speaker 1: I go to work, I go to golf stove. I
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  Speaker 1: just go get in the car. Dog. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: know the way. You probably need to tell me that
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  Speaker 1: before our getting the car. But if I get in
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  Speaker 1: the car, assuming you know where we're going, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to look up a none of that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my phone. Okay, Steve, this one, this is
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  Speaker 1: just for kicks and giggles. I know you don't know
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  Speaker 1: the answer to this movie. But when's the last time
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: you need a little extra cash? And you went to
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  Speaker 1: the ATM and do you know your PAN number? So
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: I was paying. I was at the golf store one time, right,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: and like, I ain't done none of this. Everything has changed.
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  Speaker 1: So the lady rings my stuff up and we're just
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  Speaker 1: standing there. So I'm with Cliff, and so she says,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, make your payment. So I reach in my
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  Speaker 1: pocket and I handed my credit card. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: just slide it in the slot. Now, I'm I'm really
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  Speaker 1: I really haven't been in the store, so I had
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  Speaker 1: figured out. So the lady said, nona, turn it the
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  Speaker 1: other way. So I turn it and I push it
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  Speaker 1: in and then I took it right back out. She says, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you have to leave it in. I'm okay, what is
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  Speaker 1: this about? So it left it in there and then
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  Speaker 1: it processed the receipt. Right now, I'm waiting to sign something.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do that no more. No when did they
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  Speaker 1: stop that? She just tore it off her hand to
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  Speaker 1: me and said, have nice day, mister Harvey. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: looking at her, and I said, okay, now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to lose your little job and everything. I said, sister,
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  Speaker 1: hold on now where you wanted to sign? Because you
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  Speaker 1: throw this receiving the bag, I'm out of here. With
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  Speaker 1: all this free stuff, You're gonna mesh your damn job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need it like that now. You know, forty
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  Speaker 1: years ago I to walk right up out of hill
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  Speaker 1: and drove off fast as I could. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to lose. And so I discovered that they
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  Speaker 1: don't do that normal. What else you got an atm
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  Speaker 1: Penmans and Pinning? Um, I don't even know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I don't know what about? What if I
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  Speaker 1: pumping your own gas? Have done that in a while.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even visited Sully. I haven't even been to
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  Speaker 1: the gas station. You haven't been drivers, huh? Even you
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  Speaker 1: know they got TVs at the pump that be talking
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. You know that talking about what the gas
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  Speaker 1: pumps in the same in news, like, tell me a
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  Speaker 1: gas station has got that on it, a shamroun all
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  Speaker 1: of them. Wow, I gotta go check that out. You
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  Speaker 1: know they got TVs and you're going to check it out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see that pull around then let me
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  Speaker 1: see this TV. I didn't know that. I really didn't
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  Speaker 1: in the camp too. Yeah, yeah, I seen that. I've
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: seen murder. Well, you know, you go to New York,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who you are. Yeah, it's
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: gonna get in the cab in here. Yeah, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: that in New York that I do that right there.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just during the daytime. Have you gone to
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant and you know, put your order in restaurant
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  Speaker 1: or anything digitally? You know, Oh you're talking about They
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  Speaker 1: don't give you no hard me. Now make them bring
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  Speaker 1: me a hard man ya. I don't care if it
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  Speaker 1: is COVID. Yeah, I'm not gonna do this here. I
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