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We extended our Paris Stay! - 07.24.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them back just
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  Speaker 1: like themaging buck bus things and it's stubbings. Do me
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  Speaker 1: true good to the hung guy listening to move together
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  Speaker 1: for stout, say why don't you joy? Yeah? Joy in
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  Speaker 1: being sad? You got to turn yeah running you are
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn't to turn love? Turn to you love.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn to yall. Comy,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing nat uh huh, I sure will.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now wanted only Steve Hardy got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show man. I got something I want to share with
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  Speaker 1: you today. I was. I was in the gym this
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  Speaker 1: morning and trainer Lee haney Son sent him a text,
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  Speaker 1: and he sent him a text this morning of him,
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  Speaker 1: dude in the gym lifting up huge weights, dumb bails
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  Speaker 1: doing a bench press like you know, you're just huge dumbells.
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  Speaker 1: You know stuff I ain't doing you no hunted sometimes
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  Speaker 1: and that really she was huge. I've never seen dumbells
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  Speaker 1: this big. And the man was pressing him and Lee's
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  Speaker 1: son took a picture of him and he sent this
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  Speaker 1: to his father This morning's father shared it with me.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to share with y'all because, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you highs explain so much of your life. And
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  Speaker 1: when he showed the man lifting this successive weight in
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  Speaker 1: the gym, he said, wow, Pop, look at this dude
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  Speaker 1: right here, And he says. The caption he put under
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  Speaker 1: it was, don't pray for it to be easier, pray
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  Speaker 1: to be stronger. Don't pray for it to be easier,
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  Speaker 1: Pray for you to be stronger. Ain't that cold? See?
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. As soon as he said it,
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, I gotta go on radio. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody what I see now. Don't pray for it
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  Speaker 1: to be easier, pray for you to be stronger. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you how important that is now. I
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  Speaker 1: just heard it that way today, and I'm sharing what
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  Speaker 1: you immediately because you know what that has it. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna help me a lot, because oftentimes I've done it indirectly,
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  Speaker 1: and then sometimes I've done it all the wrong. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I've actually prayed for it to be stronger, but I've
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  Speaker 1: also prayed sometimes for it to be easier. I have
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  Speaker 1: done that and been guilty of it myself. But from
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  Speaker 1: now on, after hearing that, I'm changing my prayer because, see,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have it both ways. You can ain't be
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  Speaker 1: strong and weak at the same time. You're either gonna
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  Speaker 1: be strong or you're gonna be weak. Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: keep asking God to make it easier, what you are
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  Speaker 1: not asking for is for you to be able to
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  Speaker 1: handle whatever happens. So the next thing that comes along
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't worked your muscles on to prepare you for,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna thank you two. So what I learned by
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  Speaker 1: that is sometimes I even I got to change my
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  Speaker 1: prayer too. Now I do most of the time, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm a human being and sometimes I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go away. But now what I really need to pray
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  Speaker 1: for is the strength all the time to deal with
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  Speaker 1: whatever besets me, whatever comes in my way, because to
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  Speaker 1: become successful, and we've talked about this how many times,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard. So since knowing is gonna be hard, why
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  Speaker 1: not asked for the strength to handle that? See, stop
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  Speaker 1: praying for weaker moments, Stop praying for it to be easier,
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  Speaker 1: Stop asking God to make your way playing and easy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now what you ain't worked your muscles out to learn
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  Speaker 1: how to handle nothing. I was at it this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I put a little more weight on at least said wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: you up any of this morning? In order to grow,
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  Speaker 1: I got to change. And you can't change if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay the same. You can't keep picking up the
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  Speaker 1: same for the pound. Dumb bails. And you want some
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  Speaker 1: more results, you're gonna keep getting it. If you keep
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  Speaker 1: doing what you've been doing, you're gonna keep getting what
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  Speaker 1: you've been getting. You cannot grow without the change. So
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  Speaker 1: when we're talking to God and we're asking God to
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  Speaker 1: make it easy for us, why the growth at Why
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  Speaker 1: to change at? No, you got to ask God to
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  Speaker 1: make you stronger, not to make the situation weaker. I'm
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  Speaker 1: changing my prayers. Man, I'm going at him now with
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  Speaker 1: just just make me strong enough to handle whatever happened,
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  Speaker 1: whatever come my way. Give me the strip to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: And now whatever I see in front of me that
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go after, that's gonna require more, Give
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  Speaker 1: me the strip to do that too. Help me be
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  Speaker 1: a stronger man, Help me be a strong a person,
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  Speaker 1: Help me be a stronger woman, a stronger boy, a
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  Speaker 1: stronger girl, a stronger student, a stronger boss, a stronger employee,
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  Speaker 1: a stronger leader, a stronger follower. Give me that, give
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  Speaker 1: me stripped to do that. Stop asking for it to
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  Speaker 1: be simple and easy and paved the way what you want, man,
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. Always. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever paved and smooth and easy. Look here, man,
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  Speaker 1: go out there to days try to be successful. See
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna run into Man's orange barrels is workers,
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  Speaker 1: is detools. It's got craters in the road with no
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  Speaker 1: warring signs on it. That's how hard it is to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. The road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't fit to smooth out for you. You got
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  Speaker 1: to ask God for strip be what you're supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: Not Let's look at hill. When you make a mistake
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna make them, we all do. We fall down,
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  Speaker 1: but we get up. A saint is just a sinner
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  Speaker 1: who failed down, but he didn't stay there. That's all
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  Speaker 1: A saint is all these Christians running their mouth with
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  Speaker 1: you about how how fired up and save their are
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  Speaker 1: on all this. It got all that but them people.
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  Speaker 1: Then people make mistakes all the time, all the time
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  Speaker 1: and see the moment we as Christian people start telling
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  Speaker 1: people the truth about being a Christian, more people can
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  Speaker 1: get interest interested in it. But if you're gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: everybody this lie that you're over here living this perfect
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  Speaker 1: life and everything and ever since you came to God,
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  Speaker 1: your life being smooth, and you don't have no and
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  Speaker 1: he didn't took all your pains? And wait what what? What?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Where? That? Where that life at you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about having? Now? Ain't you? But I heard you
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  Speaker 1: had to die to go there? So what you're really
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Come on, man, I'm talking to the cat
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  Speaker 1: that's in some real pain right now, that's in some
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  Speaker 1: real trouble right now. The dude is at the cross
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  Speaker 1: road right and the dude has been struggling and dealing
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  Speaker 1: with it for a long time. I'm talking to the
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  Speaker 1: captives out there, been trying to figure out what's wrong man,
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  Speaker 1: Why I can't seem to get it right? That's who
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to. I'm saying, come over here and give
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  Speaker 1: God to try. Come over here with your imperfect self,
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  Speaker 1: with your imperfect ways, and watch him change some things
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  Speaker 1: about you, watch him give you the strength. See what
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  Speaker 1: he did for me. Let me okay, See, best of
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  Speaker 1: all I can do is just tell you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. See what it did for me? Was It
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  Speaker 1: ain't so much. He just he just took me and
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  Speaker 1: took how I war was and made me better with it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still an aggressive man. I'm probably not gonna ever
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  Speaker 1: stop being aggressive, but he took that aggression and he
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  Speaker 1: started shaping it. Now for the first twentilve minutes and
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  Speaker 1: the morning, be aggressive about me. Be aggressive about the
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  Speaker 1: feelings you got towards me. Your your father, you'll leader,
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  Speaker 1: your God, your savior. Be aggressive, man, Tell people how
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  Speaker 1: you made it aggressively since you want to, since you're aggressive,
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  Speaker 1: and I and I and you've been aggressive. I made
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  Speaker 1: you be aggressive with that. Now, since you like to
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  Speaker 1: tell it like it is, Steve, then tell the truth
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  Speaker 1: of how it really is. How I do for you,
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  Speaker 1: what I've done for you. Tell everybody you know what
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  Speaker 1: I've done for you in a plain, simple way so
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  Speaker 1: they can feel you See, he ain't changed me. He
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  Speaker 1: just made me better with it. When you get loud,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, every now, I didn't get liued for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know you want to tell some jokes, you're real funny.
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  Speaker 1: Tell something funny, but let it be so more people
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  Speaker 1: can hear. See, that's that's what he did for me.
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  Speaker 1: So for all you casts out there, they're scared to
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  Speaker 1: come on over here because you're scared it's gonna change you,
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  Speaker 1: turn you into some little punk or you got to
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  Speaker 1: get sisted up or something like that. And please, before
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  Speaker 1: you start emailing me, that's not an anti gay remark.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. It's a lot of dudes out there
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  Speaker 1: that just don't want to punk up and sisty up
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  Speaker 1: because they're scared that what it's gonna do. You got
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  Speaker 1: to come over here and beat this little meek lamb
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  Speaker 1: laid off the slaughter every Sunday. That ain't what it
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  Speaker 1: is over here. God looking for me, God looking for
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  Speaker 1: for for real soldiers out here. See, everybody I talked
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  Speaker 1: to don't want to hear about Christianity. So I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nothing for him. Then how about that? How about that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. See every Christian ain't turning the
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  Speaker 1: other cheek. I ain't there. You slap me, man, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: mad I'm sorry. I don't I don't know. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: there yet. But see I'm a work in progress. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't through with me yet. I might get to the
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  Speaker 1: point where I in turn other cheek. I doubt it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't looking for I ain't praying for
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  Speaker 1: that one. I'm I don't for real about you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be praying for most tramps. So when I when
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  Speaker 1: you do slap me, when I come back ground, I'll
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  Speaker 1: come back nice slap me. You won't slap me twice.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you that. Where am I going with this? Steve? Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all. Just remember what I told you. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening shill Yeah, man, second week in a roll. He's
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: back full time, full for Steve Harvey Morning Show. Then
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  Speaker 1: time crew is here, all vacations is over. We are
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  Speaker 1: now in full unadmitigated referential diversified food. Well, where are
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  Speaker 1: we go? We are still ain't coming back your visit.
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  Speaker 1: That's how good a time we have? How to get
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  Speaker 1: no pushback? When I said, y'all want to stay a
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  Speaker 1: couple extra days? Huh? Yeah, you would think you know,
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  Speaker 1: we'd say, oh, we miss our husbands, we want to
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  Speaker 1: go back to her kids. None of that, because I've
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  Speaker 1: never said I missed mother. We're at the and Monica
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever seen Oh that's cold. She will she will one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, mana Monica wifey material. I just gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my job this year last year. No, I didn't fail.
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  Speaker 1: Hell I had it. Yeah, that's you gonna speak to
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  Speaker 1: the fellas so fellas. Yeah, what's what's up? And fix
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  Speaker 1: your mike? Fix your mike? Sound crazy? Get I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Food number one, Top of the Morning, sir,
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  Speaker 1: top food number two. Watch out there now, everybody, Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Fellast? Hey everyone? Yeah? Much money, y'all. Monica
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  Speaker 1: be telling on them. Both of them had to call
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  Speaker 1: back to the United States with explanation talking about if
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  Speaker 1: your credit card come through, it's me telling about sons.
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  Speaker 1: Met ye, both of them. Your Monica be telling on them.
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  Speaker 1: Her but was shopping to Monica ain't got nobody to possible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they took her dog. You know, man, you know you
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  Speaker 1: ain't a good dog on when they take your dog
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  Speaker 1: to the dog. Yeah, yeah, Monica, CPS snitches get stitched
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  Speaker 1: up inches. You have heard the chop chops? Yeah, pps
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  Speaker 1: pet protected shops. They took the dog. Fronica, Monica put
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  Speaker 1: the dog, left the dog in the dog bag and
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  Speaker 1: said on at the airport traveling his ass came out
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  Speaker 1: walkingside her little jack. Yeah he's yaukie. When her yaukie walked,
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  Speaker 1: the yaukie's tail and head is even now car used
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  Speaker 1: to head and you should dry down a street at
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  Speaker 1: an angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I drove a
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  Speaker 1: car like that for years. Right hand turn with dangerous
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  Speaker 1: all right, I have a story for you when we
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: come back stage. You're listening to Steve. Alright, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny, Steve. And let me just ask you this.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had your coffee yet? You've had your coffee already? Yeah,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Well she is at the toy over here, okay, alright,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: well wake over here. I was exhausted the first week. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know because while most folks drink
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: coffee for a little pick me up in the morning, especially,
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  Speaker 1: we don't think this is the type of pick me
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  Speaker 1: up they were looking for. Coffee company in Texas has
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  Speaker 1: been forced to recall their product after finding it contained
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  Speaker 1: a viagra like substance. Now this is according to the FDA.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Best Herbs Coffee. Best Herbs Coffee, Yeah, best
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  Speaker 1: Serbs coffee LLCs contained traces of Smith Phil Smith all
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  Speaker 1: uh carbod and now Phil carboda, a phil which acts
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  Speaker 1: in a similar fashion to the viagra ingredient. Uh. What
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  Speaker 1: is this side of denta Phil? Okay, the coffee wasn't
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  Speaker 1: recalled because of what effects it may have in a
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  Speaker 1: man Well, Um, it was recalled because of the effects
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  Speaker 1: it might have on your manhood. Instead, there was worry
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  Speaker 1: it could enter act with prescription drugs containing nitrates, which
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  Speaker 1: are usually given to men with diabetes like cholesterol, heart disease,
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  Speaker 1: or high blood pressure. So it wasn't It wasn't recalled
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  Speaker 1: because of the effects that will have in your manhood.
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  Speaker 1: So Um, what I'm asking you is, I have two
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  Speaker 1: questions for you. Do you think you'd be willing to
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  Speaker 1: drink a cup of coffee that contained a Viagara like substance? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need to know where is the ship? Well, the
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  Speaker 1: company's out of Texas, Steve Teas. I need somebody find
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  Speaker 1: coffee for me. You're looking for Get this? What Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't win all the way over though, Tommy the
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  Speaker 1: next year? What do you mean Tommy didn't Tommy don't
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  Speaker 1: need to call for Tommy didn't try he said it
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  Speaker 1: on radio se time that he tried about Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: for fun, Yeah, he said, wouldn't And why wouldn't I
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  Speaker 1: drink the coffee too? What you because? But if you
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  Speaker 1: drank the coffee though early in the morning, you can
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  Speaker 1: really make the statement we are we are not just
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  Speaker 1: ready for work, were ready for whatever matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: but ready to go back to bay tap tip. What
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  Speaker 1: you do? I walk in the room. You can't keep
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  Speaker 1: that coffee. What's the name of it. It's called Best
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  Speaker 1: Herbs Coffee, Best Herbs Coffee in Texas but part of Texas. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me look all this, okay, nephews looking forward? What
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  Speaker 1: about Jay? Though? Jay has so quiet with a hard
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  Speaker 1: cup of coffee in the morning. But but Ja, they
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  Speaker 1: say it's got dangerous side effects. You know that all
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  Speaker 1: Let go for a nice God, you'll take your chances.
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  Speaker 1: That's what kills me about it? They list the side effect?
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  Speaker 1: Do they not know that me? And don't give a damn? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they do. Steved And when you die,
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  Speaker 1: you're don't have a hard time closing the casket because
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  Speaker 1: they say, you know, they give you all that. You
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  Speaker 1: may get headaches, blurred vision, temporary blind. Don't I want
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  Speaker 1: to go blind? This is gonna produce what you're telling me.
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  Speaker 1: Knock my eyes side. I just can't I get it back.
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  Speaker 1: That's on CBS. What's CBS. This is big? This is big.
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  Speaker 1: But they sent them here. They got they war on
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  Speaker 1: you about stuff. If you have an erection lasting more
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  Speaker 1: than four hours, call your doctor. That's what viagra says. Doctor.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I'm taking selfish, I'm taking time code itselfish. That's one hour,
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  Speaker 1: our number two. I'm gonna have it from all ankles
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  Speaker 1: and on phrasebook because our three and a half, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: How you like me? Now? Because it's not natural. That's
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  Speaker 1: why they would want you to call the doctor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to be able to function. Yeah, for iurs ain't natural,
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  Speaker 1: but neither am I. Matter of fact, you got that right.
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  Speaker 1: You're superste you can read four hours. I promise you
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  Speaker 1: ain't naturally. It's out of Grand Prairie, Texas. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: that's too. Let me take girl Grand Prairies. When KR
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  Speaker 1: and B you to be if they still the Gary Sanders,
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  Speaker 1: get the coffee and ship it to me. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be blind, but I don't need a blind stick. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: this story went on to say, Shirley, I'm looking it
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  Speaker 1: up for you. CBS News is saying that Best Herbs
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  Speaker 1: is notifying customers of the recall and offering a full
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  Speaker 1: refund products return by I need a full bag. I
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  Speaker 1: need the damn coffee for it. Get back and get fixed.
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  Speaker 1: I got it, a man, Please please find find the coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Rang you in Texas. Find the coffee. Find the coffee
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  Speaker 1: yours all. My Dallas home is get the coffee and
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  Speaker 1: take it to my house through. But that is a question.
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  Speaker 1: Has anyone returned the coffee? Exactly? Be a hard day
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  Speaker 1: at the job, ain't. I'm sorry? You know much coffee?
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  Speaker 1: I'll having that field to be I'll be packing it
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  Speaker 1: in just barely got water coming. But how does this happen?
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  Speaker 1: How does the mistake like this happen? That's how they
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  Speaker 1: made Yeah, because you're gonna be up you so, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: so you would you would do this just for fun?
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  Speaker 1: Have you tried it just for fun? Drinking coffee for
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: municipal purposes? Church complaints coming up next. Reverend Motown is back. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen from a long vacation. Reverend Motown in
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  Speaker 1: the building along with Deacon deaf Jam and they're here
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  Speaker 1: with church complaints. You welcome back, ver, Thank you. It
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  Speaker 1: has been a most partniferous vacation. We have enjoyed ourselves
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  Speaker 1: to the highs, to the fullness and to the most.
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  Speaker 1: But we are back. Things have been going on down
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  Speaker 1: after j P j J. That's the Jack Pott joints
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  Speaker 1: allowing change obviously. Oh I'm so sorry. That's all right.
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  Speaker 1: How they knew you go ahead? I had forgot that
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  Speaker 1: if we had that sound effect, Yeah, I know they
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  Speaker 1: still had it, but I went on. I'm back now,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that you all have come up
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  Speaker 1: with mold than adequate complaints after Jack Pott Joinder Jerusalem,
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  Speaker 1: and here to bring forth these complaints is y'alls very
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  Speaker 1: own Uncle Tom. Whatever want is, because I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the only one in this show. They're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no auckle tome. I'm not an uncle toime that that
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  Speaker 1: that's not the way to come back in here after.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't either, but that ain't stopping from calling me one.
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  Speaker 1: Just because they calling you one don't mean they count it. Well,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: she we're gonna spread the funk around on this his show.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to continue in the segment, I
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  Speaker 1: I'm sing I've been gone. Uh. The water bill has
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  Speaker 1: not been paid in three months. Uh, the water is off.
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  Speaker 1: We have thirteen people who are scanty to be baptized
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  Speaker 1: this coming Sunday. Uh. Deacon Archie Livingstone has eight big
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  Speaker 1: trans can that's been catching rain water for the past
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: two weeks, and he says he wants to dunk them in. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good thing. Path Well, I'm
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: not allowed to mention anything else about water. So my
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  Speaker 1: suggestion is what we're gonna do for baptism is we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a dry powder baptist or dry powder baptism.
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  Speaker 1: I've got some extra bottles of gold on powder powder.
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  Speaker 1: I saw shack or advertising it on TV. So I
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  Speaker 1: went and tried it, and Lord, that's some good power case.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, now, nothing holy back dampan? What is only
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  Speaker 1: if we pray over it before we dust you, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna drop. We're gonna drive powder baptized.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got no water. It looks like we ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna have the money for the water build because I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been here preaching in them all. So collections been down.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna we're gonna drive powder, baptize you with
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: gold on medicated powder. And it's also a heeling too,
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  Speaker 1: there's something wrong with you. Just dusted in good or not?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Now for the three dog skinned people that's gonna get baptized,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to charge careful you because that's extra powder,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: or it won't look like nothing was on you. Just
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  Speaker 1: throwing that out there. Go ahead, all right, let's see him.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Now this is a situation passing. You're gonna have to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: figure out what you're gonna do. Sister Risling Dixon and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: brother Titus Calhoun got caught in a motel cheating. Unfortunately,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: uh they are now both deceased after someone caught them
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  Speaker 1: together the funeral home said that they tint. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: the funeral homes says they can't pull the bodies apart.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have to have a funeral together, but the
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  Speaker 1: families won't cooperate on having the funerals together. Path, but
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna be stuck together. In the casket, her name
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  Speaker 1: wasting up and sister Rising Dixon Dixon and brother Titus
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  Speaker 1: Calhoun she r d uh huh. Combined with t she
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  Speaker 1: r D, you're ced. Addiction was messing with TC Titus Calhoun,
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  Speaker 1: which led to v D, and that in this case
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  Speaker 1: is a veneral death. Yea, yeah, that's a new It's
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  Speaker 1: a suffer when two really old lass people get v
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  Speaker 1: D and past it's called venari death, lock up like
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: dogs in the street and can't get them loose. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to add in funeral together. Yeah. But
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do since we're gonna do the funeral
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  Speaker 1: at the jackpot, Yeah, I'm gonna charge for two funerals.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say two people names. We're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna use one cash. But we fought we're charging for
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  Speaker 1: two casts. So we're going to put the extension on it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: The family is not gonna go for that. You know,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: what you don't know is on top each that said,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to flip it when it's time to
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  Speaker 1: view the back. Well, I'm telling you now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that they're on top each other while I'm go
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: ahead to stack the lead to be on it up,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a thicker casket. And what I'm
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: talking about Rescindo Dixon. We're talking and then when we
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: start talking about titles can when we flip them, we're
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: gonna need to paul Barons to do double duty. That's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: just wrong. All we can all we can prop them up,
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  Speaker 1: put them on the road tistry and they're that's where
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  Speaker 1: you can just shield going around like a chicken at
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Whole Food. Put them over sticking problem up and get
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  Speaker 1: a turn and just let him turn the whole time.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: We'll come backpack. Yeah, listen, we got a situation pass
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that that is a dog under the church that house.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Every time Sister Rachel Baptiste sings her solo, I'm coming
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: up on the rough side of the mountain, she wants
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  Speaker 1: it to stop because the congregation is laughing at her
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: doing her up. Well, you know Deacon Presscott done in
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  Speaker 1: Memphis that had been doing the routine about stopping while
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  Speaker 1: the dog was under the house. We're gonna fly him
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: in for next week's service. Can he stomped the dog
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: out path? He'll stomped the dog and whatever position he
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: needs your crazy okay, go ahead, all right, let me
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: see last, but not leave past the wig band that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: has struck again. He pulled four wigs during altarhow and
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: sits mode during the benediction. Rumor hands that he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to sew them all together and make a flow rug
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  Speaker 1: for his how. Never the last past that we got
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  Speaker 1: ten ball headed women that wants announcer. I have explained
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: to the women in this church that we have a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: wig band has not yet been apprehended. And y'all don't
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: need to start pressing your hell wigs, so leave they
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: get slat. You be looking be shop making the little
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  Speaker 1: piglet platt working out losing nimbus. All right, you're listening
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to Steve Show. All right, it is here, it was here,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it's over now, talking about of course the tour to
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: miss Anason deck with today's national news. But of course
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: we're in Paris for the tour of Friends part of it. Anyway,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: we were watching it yesterday and yeah, congratulate. I knew
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  Speaker 1: we knew you were watching it so fast. Listen to me, man,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it ain't no regular bike rack. My bike ain't never
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: been that fast. My bike has never traveled at that speed.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Remember we was kids. You should grab hold to the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: car and let the car pull you down the street. No,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: we didn't do that as girls. No, pous he almost died.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You held onto a cart, a car handle. When they
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: go by, you pull your bike out and grabbed the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: handle and go. He listen to your nephew, what the
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: truck you grab a battle Yeah, and you grab a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: back and pick up row. No we uh my mother
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: here like uh Now they catch you on their car,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: gonna be a problem. Oh yeah, right, and do and
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: make you fall. Pips open the door. But the kid
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: daddy here on the card and he slam on the break.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: What did Junior say? You? What Junior? When they see
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you on the back of their car, you gotta bustle right,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: go and bustle right. Congratulations to Chris Froom. He claimed
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: his fourth to the front title. Yeah, yesterday. The thing
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: about the Two of the Friends riders, their legs are
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: like massive muscles. Yeah. Defined they upper body look like y'all.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't no shoulder caps, ain't no pass ups, and it
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing because they burned up so much energy. They
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: have no body fat and they end up burning their
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: muscle to maintain the energy level. So they eats at
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: their muscles and their upper body. They have no picks,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: no traps, they don't have nothing. They just being that
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: she can't come in anyway, what were you saying? Anyway?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: He elevated himself to a fresh legendary status. He wrote
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in a bright yellow bike to match his shiny leaders jersey,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: he was the defending champions of congratulations in her the
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: yellow jersey means first place. Yeah, that's what That's what
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I was wondering. Outfit, who are leading in the Two
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: of the Friends wears the yellow jersey stage the defending
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: yellow jersey. We like that. Yeah, okay, I watched it
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: every year. We're here one stages of bike riding twenty
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: one days. That's like a day off there somewhere. I
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: think it's maybe one or two days off out of
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the one. Maybe I'm not sure the number of days off,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: but it's twenty one days of rioting. Each stage is
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: a different distance. Each stage you can win either the mountain,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you can win the sprints, or you can win the stage.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: There's a certain part of the race that it's a sprint.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: First one to that checkpoint wins the sprint part portion
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: of it. Whoever crossed the finish line at the end
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of the whole stage wins the stage. Whoever wins the
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: stage and it's in first place has to don the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: yellow jersey. Whoever wins the mountain has to where the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: polka dot jersey with the red polka dot and whoever
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: is the best sprinter, whereas the green jersey. I watched
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: this every year. I watched every and to see it
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: live was absolutely amazing. See the whole thing. But just
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: when they came back, triple good learning. This is Antwerp
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: for the News. Okay. Police in Texas are investigating what
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: appears to be a human trafficking case after at least
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: nine people were found dead this weekend inside of a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: sweltering tractor trailer in a Walmart parking lot in San Anton.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Authorities say that some thirty other people have been hospitalized.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Police have arrest of the truck's driver. Lawmakers in both
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: a House and Senator reached an agreement on a package
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: of new sanctions against Russia, Iran, and North Korea. The
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: next question is where the President is going to sign
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the measure into law. The House schedule to vote on
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the measure UH sometime tomorrow. Meant to send a message
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: about Russian interference in the twenty sixteen presidential election. The
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Trunk White House has a new spokesperson, Sean Spicer, resigned
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: after a rather tense and testy six months in the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: press briefing movement, as well as being a recurring target
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live. In is Anthony Scaramucci, who wishes
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: his predecessor all the bad. Sean is a true American patriot.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: He's a military serviceman, He's got a great family, uh,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and he's son an amazing job. This is obviously a
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: difficult situation to be in. I hope he goes on
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: to make a tremendous amount of money. Interestingly, Scaramucci, who
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: now says he loves Donald Trump, supported Governor Scott Walker
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and later Jeff Bush back in calling candidate Trump quote
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a big mouth who inherited his money and whom he
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: said would only become president of the Queen's County Bullies
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Association anyway. Scott Mucci now says he loves the Donald.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: A Minneapolis police chief has quit less than a week
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: after one of her officers shot and kill an Australian
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: woman will call nine one one over a suspected sexual assault.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Of course, this is not the first time that someone
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: who called police for help ended up being killed by them.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: It's just that those victims were buying large black or
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: brown people, and the cops involved were usually white and
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: later acquitted of any crime. Long time Washington d C
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: TV news anchor Jim Vance has died of cancer over
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the weekend at age seventy five. The veteran African American
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: journalist was the DC area's longest serving newscaster, anchoring NBCTV
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: six pm and eleven PM newscast since nineteen eighty nine.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: He will be missed tops of the box office over
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: the weekend. The World War two epic Dunker as a
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: went on the speech where are we going, dun Kirk,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: We have a job to do. You can practically see
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: it from here. Dun Kirk made over fifty million dollars,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: but the Girls Trip it made a strong second place
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: showing around the Girl. Today is National Pioneer Day, National
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Tunnel Joke Day, and National Tequila Day. So everybody say, yeah,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the hours. Stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that time, Jay, why don't you do Yeah? Why still
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: drinking that? Why don't you do the honors? Jay? And
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: introduced the Butterfly? And here we go it time for Gene.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: There you guys, thank you so much, Thank you, thank you.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, good morning to everyone. Steven't say something,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you guys, Okay, say what you got to say? No,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I just said it. Go ahead, it's all about you.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What you need to say. Mr Steve Harvy Morning Show.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And everybody now then whetting except you. Now I know
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: who shall it is? Okay, We'll go ahead, man, Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and I always is if you be quiet, because I was. Anyway,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: it's your jeans, Monday morning medicine. What we're gonna do
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: is we're gonna have a movie recap because Oh my god,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: if you miss ground strip, you missed a one. Let
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Jay to pick It did a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: great job. Queen Latifa did a very very good job.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: In Regina Hall was great as well. I want to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: take my hat off to Lord. This girl style the show.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Tiffany had us as out the chain. Oh my god,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Felix and lorenz Ow and Sebastian, we was just, oh
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: my god, were beating each other. My friends Felix and Lorenzo,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: we were sitting there going crazy because this girl Tiffany
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: had was giving it to the people. And then raft
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Angel from Queen Sugar. Let me tell you what he
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: is down for me. I am i am Benna, start
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: my workouts up today. I'm Benna gonna get my six pack.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I am listen my first spin, my first from the
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: gym boy. My first spin class is today. I've been
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: do a spin class and I am sinning. You can
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: get a six plack spinning, you can you can get
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: a six pack spinning anyway. I'm also gonna throw in
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: every day I'm making this is what I'm doing. I'm
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: claiming this. Three hundred crunches per day, That's what I'm
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: gonna do because I'm having my shut up South. So
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: let's see what it is today. It's the end of July.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: South Bye. I bet you by the middle stemp temer.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have four of my six back. How on
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the bed I've been to him? Any kind of money?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't trust me when you did put your head
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to something? Work out here? What kind of if you dream?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Put his what to what? Let's move on, shall we?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: If you dream put his head or something water, We're
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: moving on. When you're did his man something? Nothing can
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: stop me question. I'm gonna look like the rock. I'm
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: just one solid boulder. Hey man, what the hell was
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: this segment called Monday Morning Medicine? Because you damn thing?
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Because I got you thistical medicinal or nothing else? You know?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: You know what, Steve, I'd be wanting to tell you
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: welcome back, but but you know what, I'm about three
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: seconds from whopping you like it's I realized ain't got
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: no six. When we come back, you're listening to Steve
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show us and gentlemen, I'm most proud of
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: this selection, this addition to the Morning Show, this collaboration
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: that took years to develop, I've asked Tommy. Tommy agreed,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Kill agreed, Sheley call all agree. Even Mississippi Monica agreed
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that this addition would do nothing but help further the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: calls of foolery and ignorance in the Morning Ladies and
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  Speaker 1: German Fool number two. Jay Anthony Brown, Alright, alright, first
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: of all, it's all going down this weekend Augustin Georgia
• 41:42
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• 41:44
  Speaker 1: George Wallace, Don d c Curb myself and whole flood
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and Rudy Rushed. I'm gonna get into the song. Here's
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: the problem I have a working on this show. It's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: hard to make fun of a lot of people on
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the show because a lot the people are friends of
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the show. You know what I'm saying. You can't make
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: fun because so many people are friends of the show,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: you know. And I'm and I'm how do I say
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I'm cheating people out of these jokes? You know what
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm kind of I'm locked up with jokes
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: inside about friends of the show. It's burning me up.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna just play the song. I'm not gonna
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: say who it's back because it brands me to call
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: people's names for the show. The song is Snoop Dogg
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: song Sexual Seduction. That's not my song. That's not my name. Yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: you have to say it. That Snoop Dogg song Sexual Seduction. Yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that song about to hear. You ain't gonna hear that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You ain't hear that at all? What are we gonna hear? Jay?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: You don't hear about because so many people, my friends
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: love this show, we cain't say it. Damn then, and
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it's burning me up. So here's my song. Hit it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I'm Steve hud Mancha hit it again. Made a mistakens time,
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  Speaker 1: I don win to the stone that all that's come dumb.
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  Speaker 1: I'm three man. It burns when I'm goa caught a
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• 43:59
  Speaker 1: club up feeling love toon and joke said the grown
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  Speaker 1: folks rolling into ja spot. She was right at the
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: stage with a bat friend even hot ways he could
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  Speaker 1: tell she was way hot. Shot skirt, no draws long hair,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: light brown eyes, looking like Miss Hope. Let a player
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  Speaker 1: know she was not a different but the big old
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  Speaker 1: hips a freak fancist gonna be so he uh, the
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  Speaker 1: chick with the real pretty face, big on ass and
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  Speaker 1: eat bad ways. She's look kind of thirsty, so we
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: ordered her drink. Gil A man's a friend. He ain't
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: nothing to play with. See his game as I played,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: just got a backstage and made sex faceist itself good
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  Speaker 1: that right now. He's gonna say the trust me. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna say not the rest of the break, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up at
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters. Subject is my friend a hater? It's
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: my friend a hater if you got to ask. H huh.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: But I'm as nephew tell me, is praying phone called nephew.
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  Speaker 1: My roommate Benny. Huh, my roommate Benny. That's it. That's
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: it right there, my roommate Benny. Okay, old tight nu Hello,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: must be the Devin. Yeah to see Okay, Hey man,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: this is Chris a little above you. I ain't ever
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: met you before, but you you you have. You've been
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: calling the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Bro I was trying to catch you. Man. I could
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  Speaker 1: never h I could never catch you at home. Man.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: It's like you know, Brian, I work a knife, I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: work in a day, but I can't sleep at night. Broke.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm I don't know what's going on your part.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Claire, I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: just can't get sleeping night, man, because it'll be a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: And what you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, please, man,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: but you ain't have to go to the leasing office. Man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Oh you have Do you know what's halder at me?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: You ain't? You know? They got me written up, like
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: you know what, one more complaint on me, They're gonna
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well. Yeah, like I said, though,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to find you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: miss each other because you you work at night. I
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: work in the day. So you know when you're going,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you going, I'm saying,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go
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  Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man, that
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I'll be at work at night. Man. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustlel on like
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you're trying to get yours on. Dola hala hala hol on. Okay, okay,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: let's make it my sense, bro, if you at work
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: at night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: loud in them keeping me up square. I'm betting it. Okay,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: you've got a roommate us on nobody. I ain't got
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: no roommates, man, Benny, somebody in the talking loud, holding
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the conversation. It's like two people in there talking loud
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: every night, and spy man Beatty be talking. Okay, you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: said you ain't got no roommates. Who who is Benny?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Who is Bennypenny? Is my bird? My parents? That's been
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to be talking like man, I want me to listen.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Mind why why wait a minute, you're trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: me um bird does you don't it? Man? I don't
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: have pity two years that's my bird. Bird don't even
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: live that long. So so now I'm sucking night. I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: at the work cause cause a bird. That's what you
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: want that that's what you called me to tell me.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'll call you to tell you. You ain't gonna be
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: putting these complaints on me. Man, But I'm that I'm gone.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: And that's been in talking. Man, I bit it in YO,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: don't know Penny. Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: now do something with the bird then or that's gonna
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: be some conse questions and repercussions. I'm talking about some
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: fried chicken around it. And man, Penny is like a
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: family member to me. Birds too, can sound the chicken
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: on the car, flake box, can tuck your chickens, just bride. Hey, man,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my bird? Okay, brother,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you know what, even me? You need to square of
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: from front of each other because you don't. You don't
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: disrespect Betty. Man, all right, all right, you're taking some alright, alright,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I bet that be on my table when I get home.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I bet that be all
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: my Try the table, man and man, then you ain't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: gonna sit disrespect me and try to tell me what
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't gonna
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I tell
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you what so you can date you a hund right now.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna work tonight? I bet you beat it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'll be at that tomorrow. I bet you will. These
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: fingers looking good tomorrow. Man, ain't hold on a minute, man,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, joh, what you play due and start
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: talking about what you're gonna do to my bird not
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and told you you file for going to the leasten
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: office calling me out, and now you're on the phone.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to work this out with you, and now
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't trying to work right now fastop you you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: called me and tell me that it's a bird holding
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: a conversation with itself. I'm I'm a stupid right now,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm honest, even continue this conversation wh skiping me?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I find a night? Are you serious, man? Or something like? Man? Listen,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: bro listen, whatever it is, this is a bird or
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: recording whatever, if you gotta do stuff to wait, never
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: a bird, man, I'm gonna be sotard salt. And if
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: this is a bird, I'm gonna really it's a bird.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: It's spinning, man, it's spinning you. All you here to
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: do was come to me and we could have had
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: a list like me. Hola, hola, Okay, okay, okay, We're
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: gonna have it like me. And the first off leasing
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine? My name? Chris? Okay, Chris,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'm deaf. There we go, there we go. Listen, doal
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't for the past three months, you know, what
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I ain't really been getting no sleep because
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: of this bird. You say it's a bird. I don't
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: that's for you. We'll take to work with it is.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I don't care. Figures something out, but whatever going on
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: up there with you and your bird needs to come
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: to an a me to get out, or it's gonna
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: be something. Now. Hey man, hey man, what you couldn't
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: do is threatened me by what's going on in my house.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Hole man, look here, you ain't been it's Benny, Lenny
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: whatever the nine meals. You need to do something with
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: that or it's gonna be some reader show man. Why
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: not going back and forth with you about this? You
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: keep telling me something about as a bird. What's the
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding that people
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: have pet birds? Say man, I don't give if you
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: have a pet bird, But really this how all night long?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: How do you? How do you? How do you live
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: with this thing? Come? I'll never shut up. I'll tell
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what Benny told me to
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: tell you, though, God'll tell you what been a told
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waite, Chris, wait, waite,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: bro I don't want to hear what I'm bird told
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: you to tell me? Can I tell you what? Being
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it told me to tell you what? What? What? The
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: then they told me to tell you this that. This
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Martin Show. You
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: took your ain't by your boys, Sean the things? Did
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I get your? Man? Got me? Do you got it? Man?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: That's guy. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get this.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to have to wait to this dude,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: get arms out and talk to him. I and talk
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: tobouch about some posing bird. I don't know what's the
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: staff man. I'll be up our night and I'm saying
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm missing I'm missing my sleep, I'm missing now. I'm
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: saying I'm missing y'alls in the morning cause I'm rousing
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: hitting the sloothe But I got one more thing to
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: ask you, what is what is the baddest I'm talking
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the lane man, Steve
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: harden More in the show we never sing I love
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the black Information. Don't even live that. You just pull
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that out this conversation, don't even live black fact. He
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: let me say on behalf of a Southern Friday comedy.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: We want to thank Delaware for coming out to see
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: us this past week. Did me tuning, all our boys,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: got a soul our crowd, and did the dog and
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: of course your Gene did his thing too. I gotta
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: give him this problems he did. He'll never give you yours.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I know it. I know it. I know it. And
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: if it's how you deal with him, don't I know?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I try not to. I just really don't have conversations
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: with him. I just let him loose on stage. Hunts Bill, Alabama.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: We're on our waite baby stand up live. The Nephew
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  Speaker 1: is coming. Y'all got a brand new comedy club there.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I would be there this Friday and Saturday with all
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the people in my head. So get your tickets. They
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  Speaker 1: don't say written there The Nephew comings veal Alabama. Do
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: they have a golf play a little golf for where?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: They got a golf course everywhere? You can't go, though?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Do you mean what's up with that? I just told
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: him he can't go, But is it your golf course?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with it? What do you
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: mean he can't go. Good luck. Let me know how
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: to work out for you something that happened. Tell me,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: won't you do it? That's asking a question like you've
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: been doing here. Later Okay, well, let me ask you
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: a question. Have you ever heard of a golf course
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: that black people can't play at? Sure, we're back in
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: the day especial. I mean, I mean, like, don't they
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: have them in like Los Angeles? Yeah? Yeah, he Isn't
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: there a golf course in in l A where no
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: blacks can play, no Jews can play, and no entertainers
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: can play. Isn't a golf course like that? Is that
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I'm asking? Just a question? Is there? I don't know exists?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't been asked, You haven't been invited, you to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: entertained at a shot? Wow? Alright? Coming up the Strawberry letter,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: subject is my friend a hater? We'll be back. You're
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morn Show. It's that time.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: straw Berry. Thank you, nephew. Subject is my friend a hater?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My dear friend has been married for
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: over twenty years. I've been married and I'm divorced. She
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: was a great supporter throughout my whole mess. When I
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: started dating again, she made sure she knew I was
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: She made sure she knew who I was going out
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: with and where I was going, just so I was
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: safe on my dates. She is really a good friend.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Now that I've been in an exclusive relationship for the
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: past five years, she has started telling me that I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: can do better. Her main issues are that he has
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: not mentioned marrying me, we don't live together, we don't
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: go out on dates, and we are very private. Oh
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: and uh, there is a twenty year age difference. I'm forty,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: he's sixty. I'm fine without meeting Okay, all right, okay,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: that's all right, thank you. I'm fine without needing to
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: be married, and he fulfills my needs. When I tell
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: her I'm good and happy, she hits me with negative
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: comments like he needs to claim me, he needs to
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: get me a better car, he needs to buy me
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a house, and the fact that his children don't like me.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Her negativity is adding on my nerves. But in the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: back of my mind, I wonder if she's right. I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: know our relationship is good, but we have absolutely no drama.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: What could possibly be better than this? Is my friend
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: trying to encourage me? Or is she hating well, I
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: don't think she's a hater at all. I I really
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: don't think she's a hater. I mean, what could she
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: possibly be hating on? Uh, she's been in a secure
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: relationship will marriage with her husband for over twenty years.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I think she's being a good friend because that's what
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you said at the beginning of the letter. She's being
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: a good friend. I don't think she's hating on you
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: at all. I really don't learn the difference between someone
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: being a good friend and trying to encourage you as
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: you mentioned in the letter, and being a hater. She
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't want you as your friend to settle with this
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: guy and and being a go nowhere relationship with him.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: She thinks, you know, you need a payoff after five years.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: That's what she's thinking. You need something to show for
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: five years of of of the emotional investment that that
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you've put into this relationship. If I were you, I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: would listen to your good friend who actually cares about you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: She cares about your well being and uh, you are
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: even wondering in the back of your mind if she's right,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: you know you don't want to stay in the house
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: all the time and not go out on dates with
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: this guy's you know you don't want to do that.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You want to be out there, You want him to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: claim you and all of that. Come on, now, listen
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to what she's saying. You're feeling some kind of way anyway,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and she's just making you think she's hating on you.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: She's not a hater, she's your friend. Steve, uh, I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: disagree with the whole Damn letto. What's wrong is my
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: friend to hate it? Yes, yes, she's a hater and
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: there's some other things going on too. Let's talk about this.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: My dear friend has been married for twenty years. Shirley
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: says she's in a secure relationship. Well, where do you
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: see that in this letter? I don't see secure relationship
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: in hire. She just been married twenty years now. She
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: don't like your relationship because sometime misery love company. I
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: ain't happy. How to hell you're gonna be happy now?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: When you started you you you you, you got a divorce.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: She was with you through the whole mess. When I
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: started dating again, she made sure she knew who I
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was going out with and where I was going, just
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: so i'd be safe on the day. That just sounds
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: like to me, like she knows it where you're going,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Who are you going with? She ain't with you? How
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: she gonna stop it? If the ass wouldn't break out?
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: How is she gonna get to the restaurant in time?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: See that's safe? Come bodyguard me. I got a bodyguard
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: and some breakout with me. He right over there? She
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: back at the house. Well, I knew you was down
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: there getting your ass, but I couldn't make it down
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: because I was watching scandal. I'm just telling you, you
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: gotta look at this letter the right way. Then she
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: says she was really a good friend. Now that I've
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: been in an exclusive relationship for the past five years,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: she has started telling me that I can do better. Okay, well,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: maybe let's review it. Her main issue is that he
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: has not mentioned marrying me. Now, if you foughty and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: you're dating a man for five years, marriage ain't came up.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: It's because marriage ain't fitting to come up, right right. Secondly,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: we don't live together and we don't go out on dates.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Here is the land that sticks out with me and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: this whole letter we don't go out on dates. What
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: relationship you in? Y'all don't go no damn And you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: got there to say that, and we are very private,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: your damn right, because don't nobody know y'all, Daton. And
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: the reason don't nobody know y'all dating is cause y'all
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: don't go out nowhere, and you can't be seen. Right
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: when a man don't take you nowhere, it's cause y'all
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: can't be seen. Everybody want to go some damn something.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: You don't want to go see. No movie. You ain't
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: drove by a restaurant that caught your eyes. You ain't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: heard about Niagara Falls. You don't give a damn about
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the Grand Can. You don't think you'd like to see
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a play on broad You can't asimbly I want to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: go to the fish market and see'all. You don't want
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: to see the Hollywood sign out in l a nothing.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: You don't want to come over here to Paris and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: see it, right, Okay, if your woman asked you to
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: go to Paris, you'll ask God to get the parish
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and you gotta get over here. You gotta like it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: But y'all don't go on any dates. With very private.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Oh and here it's a twenty year age difference. I'm forty,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: he's sixty. Now I'm reading this letter at sixty. I'm
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: sixty myself. My sixty is the new thirty five because
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: I'm that fly. Yeah, I'm sixty, full of energy. I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: love to travel, go places. You crazy, keep something going on,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: stay on the internet, always getting blogged about. I'm in
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: jay z new rap song. Relevant I am when I'm
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: in a rap song. Yeah, ste Yeah, I don't even
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: talk about me. You always bring it back to you
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: as putting the family few and you wouldn't even mention
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: family if I weren't on it. Come on, that's right,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: thank you jay Z. Now back to this letter, we
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: come back. I just had to have brief moment about me.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Steve with Part two of the Strawberry Letters, subject as
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  Speaker 1: my friend I hate. Well, this lady that is married
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  Speaker 1: for over twenty years has been advising this woman who
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  Speaker 1: went through this divorce. She was a great supporter throughout
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  Speaker 1: the whole mess. And when you started dating again, she
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  Speaker 1: made sure she knew who she was going out with
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  Speaker 1: and where she wants just to make sure she was
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  Speaker 1: safe or what she just being Damn knows because in
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  Speaker 1: order to make sure somebody safe, you got to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't event that something pop off. If he hasn't back
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  Speaker 1: in the house watching scandal and she getting sucker punched
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  Speaker 1: in the back seat of the car, it ain't really
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot you can do about it from your house.
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  Speaker 1: So thanks for Carrie. She does care. So then she
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  Speaker 1: says she's a really good friend. Well, now this woman
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  Speaker 1: has been in the exclusive relationship for the past five years.
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  Speaker 1: She started telling me that I can do better. Well,
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  Speaker 1: let's find out. Her main issue is is that he
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  Speaker 1: has not mentioned marrying me. And if you fought and
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  Speaker 1: he's sixty, that probably duety need to come up. But
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  Speaker 1: she ain't. He ain't mentioned it, and we don't live together.
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  Speaker 1: Well you ain't married, but then we don't go out
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  Speaker 1: on dates. That's well we need to start wondering what
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  Speaker 1: hell going on? Who you know? Don't want to go now?
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  Speaker 1: Damn you know you know Ice cre at going to
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  Speaker 1: get it. It's different than I cream at the house
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  Speaker 1: that dig it out, just have gallon, different than somebody
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  Speaker 1: bringing it to you. So you just don't get some
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. You can't go do that. Everybody wants to
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  Speaker 1: go to Starbucks. Oh yeah, just go down there, just
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  Speaker 1: talk to some people. Yeah, they look at me. Look
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  Speaker 1: who I'm dating. Hey, I got somebody. But y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: go on any dates, none of that. Now I would
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  Speaker 1: quite naturally assume it's because he can't be seen with you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I can come up with, because
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  Speaker 1: everybody goes somewhere. How I go places all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm six. I don't give damn by social media
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  Speaker 1: my wife do? I don't know damn if you know
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  Speaker 1: where I am a matter fact, tweet if you won't.
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  Speaker 1: Did you want to ask that in question? Can you
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  Speaker 1: tweet if you will? Yes, please feel free to tweet.
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  Speaker 1: There's a twenty year as difference. I'm fty and he's sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm fine with not needing to be married and
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  Speaker 1: he fulfills my needs on Well, what needs you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Because if you need to go out, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: know that if you need somebody to know, y'all any relationship.
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  Speaker 1: We just found out cause of the Latin. When I
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  Speaker 1: tell I'm good and happy, she hits me with negative
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  Speaker 1: comments like he needs to claim me. Well, okay, maybe
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  Speaker 1: he did. You his his but you hisits what though,
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  Speaker 1: see what she said, his title claim is really a title.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to get me a better car. But you're trying.
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  Speaker 1: You're sleeping with a man, but you you can't get there.
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  Speaker 1: You're sleeping with a man, but you can't get over
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  Speaker 1: that because you're keep breaking down. You know, they got
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  Speaker 1: these new cars now, all the new causes. When you
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  Speaker 1: stop at light, it cut off. The first time I
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  Speaker 1: was in the car was this week over here in
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  Speaker 1: Paris to drive a car cut off. I'm very familiar
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  Speaker 1: with car cutting off. Wants to stopped, but that was
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  Speaker 1: before I had money. Then out of nowhere, damn car
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  Speaker 1: just started back up. He took me back to a
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  Speaker 1: place I really didn't want to be here, I said,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't ran out of damn car cut off. So
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a good car. He needs to buy
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  Speaker 1: me in a house where you staying. He needs to
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  Speaker 1: buy your house. You got in the car and your
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  Speaker 1: car working. What needs is he fulfilling? She could be right.
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that his children don't like me. If
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  Speaker 1: he's sixty, how old is this kids age? But they
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  Speaker 1: ain't kids no more. There's some a ducts that don't
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  Speaker 1: like your make kids. There's some other grown folks, and
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  Speaker 1: it could be praying something for you, so I'd be careful.
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  Speaker 1: Her negativity is getting on my nerves. But in the
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  Speaker 1: back of my mind, I wonder if she's right. I
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  Speaker 1: know our relationship is good, but we have absolutely no drama.
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  Speaker 1: What could possibly be better than this? Is my friend
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  Speaker 1: trying to encourage me or she hating but she said,
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  Speaker 1: But in the back of my mind, I wonder if
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  Speaker 1: she's right. Well, let's if you want more, you should
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  Speaker 1: find out if there is more. Okay, that's that's simple
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  Speaker 1: as this. If you want this relationship to be more
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  Speaker 1: than what it is, you should just find out if
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  Speaker 1: that is more to have. Now. If the reason y'all
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  Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere, it's because you can't be seen because
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: he got a wife and another family somewhere. You probably
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: need to know that most men that can't take you
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  Speaker 1: out got a wife and a family somewhere else that see. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's right here. I can't be nowhere with no damn.
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  Speaker 1: But let's be clear about that. All the cameras everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: I can't sneak around back. I can't coming famous, No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's them days is old creep nothing. I got to
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  Speaker 1: walk right in. How how are you? Is the business meeting?
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  Speaker 1: We're at a hotel and going in no other room
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  Speaker 1: off to the side and all like this. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got time for that. But none of that now, lady,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: is your friend a hater? Yes, she's a hater. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: she's a hater because how do you know how it
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: happened her marriage? She is a little bit of a hater,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: but she has a little bit of concern and righteousness,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: and yeah, I think she's concerned for her friend. I'm
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  Speaker 1: starting to be concerned too, because it was this part
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  Speaker 1: of your old woman, with this apartment, with this ragged ass,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: and it's other family kids there, just hating. And this
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  Speaker 1: man don't countwhere if he fulfilled one of your needs?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any sisters? Because you ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: damn needs, right, You ain't got no nowhere. You don't
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  Speaker 1: give a damn what you call like. And you're paying rent. Now,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with paying rent, But I'm talking about
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: but your foarty and you're paying rent and your kin
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  Speaker 1: ain't no good and you can't go nowhere. She's the hermit,
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  Speaker 1: so what needs is he fulfill it? The only one
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  Speaker 1: I could think, too is when he swaying through, he
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: really is trying to bacon. That's all I can think.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: He must be trying to bacon extra crispy, just the
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  Speaker 1: way you like it. And that's all I can blame
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  Speaker 1: it on. But other than that, you ain't got nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're happy with nothing, didn't be happy with nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll help your game. Very happy with this letter. I'm
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  Speaker 1: back all right, we have to go email or instagram
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  Speaker 1: us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my Girls.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley coming up called tell me with your weekend confessions
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, we'll be back. You're
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  Speaker 1: with I don't want to have nothing, don't don't wish
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  Speaker 1: that only that old and not have nothing. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what's on me. The damn Internet is usually
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  Speaker 1: on me. Yeah, and then my effort. Let's sometimes no
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  Speaker 1: reading at all. I just I'm on that. Somebody called
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  Speaker 1: me and go dog you all right, I'm fine, man,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: let me see I got that in thatt on me
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: all right before we got to weekend Confessions with a Nephew,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: and I got blogas. There's a cure for that, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: your boy, Lebron James is well. He was put on
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  Speaker 1: blast by his mom's husband, d Real Lambeau. His name
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: is Darrel Lambeau. He's an aspiring rapper. His stepdad anyways,
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  Speaker 1: step yeah, I said it right, the real Lambeau rap
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: his stepdad, his stepdad, his mom's husband, stepdad. He's an
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  Speaker 1: aspiring rapper. He's good and yeah, listen to me carefully. Duh, duh,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Real Lambeau, the real Lamba like a Lamborghini. He's old
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: enough to be Lebron James stepdad. Yeah, yeah, all right, okay, Yeah,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: he's an aspiring rapper. He took to social media, speaking
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: of social media, to blast Lebron after a certain age,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: he's not young up and coming, He's just up and coming.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: How old for up and coming? Or should you just
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: be up and on the way out? We'll find out
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: how old he is? Yeah uh, anyway, he put the
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Lebron on blast. Lebron and Lambeau haven't been the best
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: of friends. They haven't had the best relationship over the years.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Now it seems Lambeau in his relationship with Gloria James,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: his mom. Lebron's mom is on the Rocks as well.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: After King James supposedly tried to expose Lambeau's cheating ways,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Lambeau clapped back in a video and said, I love
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  Speaker 1: my wife. I'm not perfect, So you blankety blankers uh
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: need to stop acting like they're perfect before I go
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: to exposing blankety blanker. Yeah yeah, h m r name
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: trademark bolting little career. Get Yes, you know you ain't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: on the come up? Okay, all right? Yeah, he's been
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: posting articles of him uh with Lebron and Gloria with
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: a caption, So should I tell the world the truth?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: You saw me treat your mom like a queen, and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I saw you treat your wife like a blank Uh.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Don't try to make the world think that Lambeau is
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: blanked up. Let the world know what the real blanked
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: up problem in the family is. You're gonna respect Lambeau.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm messenger, get to respecting. I want to retract everything
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I said just now. I'm boy, ain't scared. Sound serious
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: to me? You better respect Lambou. Know, if that's a
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: football field, you better get the respect him because either
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: way both of them is that you either call football field.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I'm sorry and and and and and I'm
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: a Cleveland born lebron My dude, Yeah, but man, Lambo,
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  Speaker 1: the real, the real Lambeau's rights with the other Lambeau right,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: not Lamborghini or not lambeau Field. This is the real Lambeaux.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm scary. That's where I get your little ass purchased. Alright,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: It's time now to go to the phones. Get things
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: started with weekend confessions, because what nephew, I'm not here
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: to help you. I just want to hear what you're
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: going through. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, the booth
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  Speaker 1: is open, called the nephew, don't use your real name,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: and gonna get it off your chests. Whatever you did
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: this weekend, let me hear a body. Okay, always one
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: need help, dough for real. Alright, cat, let's go to
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: line one. Are you ready, Tommy, Let's go one. Steve
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: out of Miami segment. Don't call me a man. Name
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: is Steve? Boy? What's up? What's up? Man? What's your
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: confessionist moment that it's kind of hard to say, you know,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I feel bad. That's um. Basically, I hand sets with
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  Speaker 1: the first lady of my church yesterday, first Lady of
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: the church. Now we're talking alright, alright, Steve, so Sunday, Yeah,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: it was a Sunday Sunday. You have to serve. Yeah,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: you went, you went to Your message wasn't clear? Okay, Steve,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you got a hold on as we can get the
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  Speaker 1: full story. Man, we gotta go to a song when
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: you got the hold on? Right when we come back,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I want the full or fold one one past. I
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: gotta get a break. What what what book did he
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: come from yesterday? Penis. We'll be back right after this.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, Lord, you're listening to the Steve Hardy
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay. We are live, as you know, from
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  Speaker 1: the Hotel Hilton Paris Opera and you beautiful Harris friends.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: We are here. We're still here. I live here now
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: having all my things shipped over. But anyway, we're in
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: the middle of weekend Confessions with the Nephew and uh
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: tell him, nephew you set it up? What do you need? Well,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: first of all, Shirley, it's weekend Confessions with the Nephew.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. You don't know what you've got.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Somebody on the whole name. Steve got a real situation. Well,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: let's jump back to it. Steve let us know that
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: he was with the first lady yesterday and he gonna
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: give us the foe by one on how it all
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: went down. Steve. Yeah, go on, all right, Steve talked
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  Speaker 1: to me, Man, take me step by step on how
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: it's just happened, and you wind up hitting the first lady? Thankfully?
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  Speaker 1: What it is? I'm an usher in the church, and
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm actually new. I'm actually knew. I just moved that
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  Speaker 1: from California. Uh huh so I knew that as us
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  Speaker 1: and the pastor asked me to take her home because
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  Speaker 1: he has some things to do. Uh So you hushed, yes,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: sir out what home did he ask you to? Steve?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Can you hear Steve? Yes? Yeah. When he said take
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: her home, what home did you think he was talking about?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I would assume his home. Okay? Is that where we
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: went down there? Steve? At they High Unfortunately, yes, God,
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  Speaker 1: he regrets. So he didn't say he regretted nothing. He
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: sounds like it. Nah, I don't regret. Let me painting
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  Speaker 1: no pictures. He sounded like it to me. I was
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  Speaker 1: hopefully hoping he did you're gonna do it again? Steve? Oh,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: not of fact, she's yeah, yeah, I just say yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she liked it. Yeah, she's been calling me NonStop. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of holland going on in that house when y'all
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: was in. There was a lot of hot a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the lord. Yeah. Uh did she say a scripture?
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  Speaker 1: And the thing? What? What? How did it? How did
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it start when y'all got to the house. So basically, um,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: she asked me to come look at like a light
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: that was out. I got up there and I looked
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: at the man. Her hands was in places they said,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: and went there, Yeah, was in the bed room. Now
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: what she playing? Here's a kind walker win it all?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: What was what kind of no? She? Uh? She asked
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: me to look at the light. And I stood on
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  Speaker 1: the bed with my shoes off, and her hands and
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  Speaker 1: places and because you know that, let that be light. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: So let me ask something. What was you standing on
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: the bed in the master bedroom where they sleeping? The
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: problem was got dogs? Steve. Yeah, I'm not here to jail.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I just want you to get it off your chest.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to say this here. Y'all need
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to quit putting your paths down in other men's house.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I am no, it's late for that, But damn the
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: lady needed her light fix. Okay, you're so damn stupid.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fix that switch. Sometimes it's the light help.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Steve's not here to help us. Knew Usher took your
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: first lady at home. You hear that sermon on Sunday
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: if you would have called him? Okay, So, so Steve was,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: it's safe to say you're gonna you're gonna meet up
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: with first lady again. Yes, I was about twenty minutes. Man,
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  Speaker 1: where's the pastor? Okay? What time did he did he
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: get when one of them saw Simmons together? Coreg Now, Steve,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: was you Was you gone by the time past it
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: got to the high? Yeah? Long? Yeah? How how long
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: we think you think you was over there? Steve? God
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: was visiting the sick and shut and I'm stay for
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: another man's how's that long? So so you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: not that I have any any uh skills in but
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: let me ask you some Steve. Did you do it
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: in the front room where you can at la look
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  Speaker 1: out the wind and see if somebody pulling up? No, alright, alright, neshew,
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  Speaker 1: I can't judge you, but you do. Alright, it's too late.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's go to line too and talk to Alicia
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  Speaker 1: out of North Carolina. Alicia, Hey, I got, I got,
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  Speaker 1: I got, I got thirty seconds, baby, tell me what
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  Speaker 1: happened your confession? Okay, over the weekend, I kind of
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  Speaker 1: swept with my cursy. Well, we're gonna be crazy. You
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  Speaker 1: slept with who? Well they ever did on this one's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be hugly. Your first cousin, give it, Dawn, which
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  Speaker 1: one it was. You have a baby with your cousin.
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  Speaker 1: That news a study done. You may be gonna qualify
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  Speaker 1: for some medical free medical. Don't the baby. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: free medical because they need to study stuff like this.
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  Speaker 1: They had a baby with this and if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe if thirty six wore you knows Aby six,
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  Speaker 1: the baby with your boy cousin? Stupid, everybody stupid in
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  Speaker 1: this situation. You the Poe baby everything here judging Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this is tommy second baby. Go to school? Man? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, So Alicia, how y'all related? Baby? Okay? So
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  Speaker 1: are great? You're gonna be by a school cold. You're great? One, baby,
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  Speaker 1: we had great y'all got the same great grandma. Count
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  Speaker 1: don't count that. Balance yourself out down the line. He's
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: gonna be farty with a lunch box. We're animals on it,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Lauren, we can confession calls when we car.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're back live from Paris, France at the Hilton Paris Opera. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And we're in the middle of nephew Tommy's weekend confession.
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  Speaker 1: What's your name? We just met moussou here Paris Hilton.
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  Speaker 1: Really nice brother, and here's all what's your name item
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  Speaker 1: where you can't say that, so just go with idom. Okay,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: we just met the really nice people. They're helping us
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  Speaker 1: out up here, wonderful Hotel Hilt in Paris Opera. Yeah,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: they something in here. You will not. We like it here.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I love it here. But we're gonna have to have
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: a meeting about that. But please don't encourage him. He's
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: in French, so you got to be ready because what
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna might not quite be. So what
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  Speaker 1: did you order? I didn't order to go ahead of time.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we get confessions. I'm not here to help you.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to hear what you're going through. Did
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  Speaker 1: we leave somebody on the phone trailer? We um no,
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  Speaker 1: we're clear. We have to let's go. All right, let's
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: go to line four and talk to Luke out of Georgia. Luke,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on, nephew? What did do? Big dog? Talk
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  Speaker 1: to me? Man? What's the confession the morning? Man? I
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: am actively smashing three of my old ladies, actively smashing
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: three of your old ladies. Cousin friends, are cousins, cousin?
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  Speaker 1: This is his woman's not yet. No, they're gonna be
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: empty if something come of this, because the last call
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: ain't that's where you draw the line. Something's gonna be
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: wrong with her baby. So so let's let's talk Luke.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Do all three of them no, don't nobody know? Well no,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: they kind of be plotting up on me. So but
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: out of the three cousins, each three of each individually
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: know that you're messing with double yeah. They kind of
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: like it's game to them. Three yeah. Yeah. I went
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: through a family function and one up. You know, she
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: was looking at me the whole time, and I don't be.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: I don't be. The aggressis I go you know what
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you try me, I'm gonna go yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: yeah try you? Are you cute? Little? No? Damnit vik
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: what they looked like? I want to know why she
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: was looking at him? Well, I mean, I am. You
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: know you didn't say that with a lot of he said,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: handsome ball ahead a shaking in his voice. But Luke,
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  Speaker 1: are you are you? Are you married? Are you married
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  Speaker 1: to the your old lady? As you say? I am.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: We've been married for seven years now, seven year Yeah,
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: that's what that is. Okay, okay, you gotta them two years. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that was not necessarily that was pretty mean doing it
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean what we're in here now. So looke. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna you're gonna run this game? Man?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: I'm really huh quick? Hello? Can you run this game?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean my my wife, she's
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: a department store man, just so she'd be going a lot.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: And they called they're smart man, They plot up, Well
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: are you working well? Now? I got the day off today.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Okay you fenn hit? You've been hit again today? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta see one of them the day. Yeah, we're
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: gonna go to a song Luke, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're in the middle of weekend confessions. Boy,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: this is a crazy one today. Nephew, cousins, your cousin,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: your wife's cousin. That's all crazy over here. Baby, wait,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: excuse me. See what all these cousins are racing trouble.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: We need to do is make a couple mode. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't he said that? Boy, ain't gonna know he's ABC
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  Speaker 1: to thirty six. What a lunch box? All right, you're ready, nephew,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Let's go text some All all right, call
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  Speaker 1: us if you have a confession to the nephew seven
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: school crying about his lunch box because he won't be
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Batman on it. You got Superman eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, callus.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line one and talk to Deborah out
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  Speaker 1: of Shreveport. Debra, Hey, girl, what's your confession? God? I
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: wanted before I say anything, I want to say, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: deceive my God. I love him. I love him every
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: day and you know, and I just want to say
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: that before I say my confess. I might not never
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: get a chance of saying that. I just speak and
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: it and the family and the radio face him. Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. Well I've been gett married, but I'm gonna
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: love this dude, and I'm waiting to do get out
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: of jail this year. I loved him, but to do
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: them weird. I've just been with him for twenty two
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: years and he got you know, we loved loves context
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: between me now, but you know I'm a communicating between
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: me and him. But he got speaking up and I
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: came back. You know, he was there for my ten kids.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: And but but you know, kids, you got two branches
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: thin kid, are you? I don't think the six next
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: month is that their daddy that's locked up. No, I
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: never saw him before or antim on on the online,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: and but we had we've been talking on the on
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: the phone for like, does he know you had ten kids,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: two grandkids? He coming out and go into that so
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: that he coming out too. They might have gave it
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  Speaker 1: to go. So when he get out of jail, that's
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: what he coming into. Very two grandkids. You never know
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: what got in place that the law. Don't do that. Uh,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: don't you drag the law today? You ain't prayed about this,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: not Nowaday, This is not prayer. Since no, not what
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: prayer is hold on de what do you? What do
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  Speaker 1: you locked up for? Babe? For piece went willing? I
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: didn't take me, take me? Now? I did it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did it? Yeah, he Robert trying to he and
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: never trying to take care of everybody. When when did
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  Speaker 1: you getting out there? I don't want to get up
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: in februare twenty years stab somebody in January? So he
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: don't get out? What so when he went in he
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: didn't have a sale phone. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, we're live from Paris, France. This
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: is our last day. We want to thank some great
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: people here at this hotel to Paris, the Hilton Paris
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Opera House. Sophia van Deme, who's the general Manager's her name? Okay,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: now if you don't want me to read these names,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: didn't read them? Your damn saif not? And told you there,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: I said van del Ok do anything? Do anyone? Y'all know?
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  Speaker 1: We know her and she's been very gracious. She's a
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: general manager here, A nice lady. She she came out
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: of New York. I knew her at the London Really
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: nice lady. Jeffrey Chavelo shallow. No, you don't say that right, shallow.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: So you know all the you know, all the French
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  Speaker 1: people in the hotel c H A I L l
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  Speaker 1: O U X. Now once you put an X on
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: the name, what you want me to do? You don't
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: see ox, Jeffrey Shallock, you tell me what what is
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  Speaker 1: the X fault? It's like what the name Boodrow X
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  Speaker 1: on the end? Boodrop and Pauline Bresson. Okay, that's thank
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  Speaker 1: you for getting that correct, and everybody else on the
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: staff and the black dude they bought the soup up
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: today Africa mualo. Yeah, that's that right there. So thank
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: all them people, really really nice. Yeah, and thank you
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: to the hotel. It's been great, the Hotel paris Um
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: Opera right here, yeah, district, we were here, Are we
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: here one more day? This is it. You're gonna change,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna change. Get that kind of money. I got
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: to get that. Well, you can change when you can
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: call the class. It ain't that bigger deal. Now. You
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: can't change your ticketsh timy beginning. What do you mean?
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: You know, you know expedition dot com. But you can't
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: bring a bag, you can't have a carry on and
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: you don't get no playing accordingly before you board. Yeah,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: ain't no chewing on the plane, chewing the fight, nothing,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: don't ask us for nothing. They have a little leg room,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: not that he needs it, but do they have it?
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: He needs footroom because you know his feet sticks straight out.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Well you know it sticks straight out because you ain't
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: touching the flow chair yet. But thank you, Steve though,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: thank you for this amazing trip again in Pas. We've
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: had an amazing time, wonderful time. Hashtags boss every I'm
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: glad y'all have been safe since you've been over there.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm glad about. Yeah, we're always trying to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: bring something up. It's fine over here. Hell yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: have great They have a lot of secure. Get your
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: shot right there, and joge, you ain't nothing going on. Yeah,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: you know like when I'm just glad you all over
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: that safe. I didn't need you to be dragging all
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: that into it. Well, it's been a lot happening, that's all. Well,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: there's a lot happening everywhere. It's gonna be a lot
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: happening back here. If you don't get your toe together
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: when you get back enough, little bit man, just got
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: a little role in the movie with Marling and everything.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: You think if it be on a manute. They even said, anything,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: you're in a new movie, tell me a little movie,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: Oh Manning, y'all missed a joke because that no, Marlon
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: is doing a new movie, a new TV show. Yeah,
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: little man, little man, till Tommy gonna be the baby again? Whatever?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: What do you do? Look like that dude? That what
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: the baby? Don't look like Tommy knew to play a
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: little man with Molly. He looked like when he had
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: that bonnet on, he looked like put him in your mind. Now,
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: come on, come on your ass sick Jake can't even
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: eat his own hot sauce. I don't nobody eat that
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: the hottest one I got. Hell, nobody can't eat it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Why did you make it? Some people that like it,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: they're like really really hot. And and then your ignor
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  Speaker 1: as sent it down to the boys camp I had
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: sitting the real hot one that I had, the real
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: Howard had to get turned back. I said, lawsuit a
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: little garlic pepper sauce. I thought it was cool. Then
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: I saw hot don a mo fu sit this down,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: hen boys, because you know they boys, they have hot
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: sauce eating context. Uh, that's what kind of makes you
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: sweat and makes your nose run all of that. Yes,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: I like my food that hot where I can't enjoy taste. Yeah,
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: I don't even mention Tabasco. That's too hot. Basket takes
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: it to a whole another love Frank's, Frank's, Louisiana Crystals,
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Texas Crystals, Texas, I love Crystals, Bulls, Trappish Browns. That's
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: your hot sauce is good? Where do you get it? Ja?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Where can you get it? What's that? Hospital? Said? Hospitals?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: But out laugh? So where can you get it? Just
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: popped out? I swear to god, I didn't even mean that.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Was it a question? Because you're supposed to be doing
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: a question online. You can go to the website. It's
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: there all you can check in it. It's pretty hot. Yeah,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: they put it on the apple sauce in the hospital.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: Give it a little kid, I'll say, all right, he JR.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: What's up up? Take care something? Glad you moved the
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: l A. Don't hardly ever get cold out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good to us. Thank you, Paris, we love you.
• 1:41:52
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