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Happy New Year 2021, Childhood Memories, WTF, Right or Wrong and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming buck bus things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good stet, don't join. You gotta use that turn. You
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  Speaker 1: got a turn to turn them out. Turn got the
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  Speaker 1: turnout to turn turn the water the water. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your bad uh huh, I shall well o good Martyn.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody you are listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man, got one. Hey. You know, um, I thought
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  Speaker 1: I think of my life in terms of blessings. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I take mostly a positive approach and a positive spin
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  Speaker 1: to my life. I hardly ever dwell on you know,
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  Speaker 1: the what's well. I can't say that I don't think
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  Speaker 1: about the what's wrong in it because I have to,
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  Speaker 1: because I have to address problems as they arise. But
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  Speaker 1: I try not to let them consume me. I let
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  Speaker 1: the consumption part be about the blessings, the positive things
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  Speaker 1: that has occurred in my life, the good things that
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  Speaker 1: God has done for me, the power that He's displayed
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  Speaker 1: in my life, the protection He's given me over the
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  Speaker 1: years to being tucked under his wings. I focus on
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  Speaker 1: the things that he promises me. I think of all
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  Speaker 1: all the goodness that I perceived to come my way.
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  Speaker 1: I think that has a lot to do with me
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  Speaker 1: learning more and more about the law of attraction in
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  Speaker 1: terms of you know, what you think and what you
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  Speaker 1: put out into space, and what you pray about is
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  Speaker 1: what you receive. You know, and so I've become better
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  Speaker 1: and better at that. It's not to say that I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm not human and I don't have moments where I
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  Speaker 1: think a little bit too long about what's going wrong
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  Speaker 1: and what enemy is about to attack and what they're
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  Speaker 1: going to do and saying and all of this his
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  Speaker 1: That's not to con say that I'm not concerned about it,
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  Speaker 1: but I try to duel mostly on the positive. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I learned, you can have
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  Speaker 1: an incredible life, all of us. We can have incredible
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  Speaker 1: lives if we just let God drive. See. The problem
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  Speaker 1: that I had years ago was I was the driver
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  Speaker 1: of my life, and I was taking myself into directions
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  Speaker 1: that I thought would be best for me, and I
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  Speaker 1: aimed at things that I thought I could accomplish, and
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  Speaker 1: I set goals that I saw myself being able to attain.
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  Speaker 1: I was driving when I gave up and I let
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  Speaker 1: God drive. I then opened up my mind and my
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  Speaker 1: spirit to what God had for me, for what God
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  Speaker 1: could see for me, for what God could do in
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  Speaker 1: my life, well, for what God wanted for me. Now
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  Speaker 1: he wanted for me, and he wanted of me. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's the connection that you got to try to make.
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  Speaker 1: Not try, that's the connection that you got to make
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  Speaker 1: to really get it. Now, listen to me. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to do is do like me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of the what for of the what he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to do part see, because that ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nearly as demanding and a offsetting as you think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be. See. I thought that if I did
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  Speaker 1: God's will, that if I let God tell me what
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  Speaker 1: to do, that it would cause me to not to
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  Speaker 1: be able to do a certain some things I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do well, which is true. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do was all detrimental to my well being
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  Speaker 1: and my future and my growth and development as a man.
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  Speaker 1: I was stopping my own growth as a man because See,
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  Speaker 1: I was doing what I thought I should do as
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  Speaker 1: a man. But when you give it over to God,
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  Speaker 1: to God has a much better plan for you than
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  Speaker 1: you can ever have for yourself. And God knows a
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  Speaker 1: better way, far better than the one you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to believe that. Man, you gotta understand that
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  Speaker 1: part of it. And that's the part that I finally
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  Speaker 1: got through my head to let God do it his
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  Speaker 1: way and to show me a better way, and to
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  Speaker 1: teach me a better way and expose to me a
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  Speaker 1: better way. And when I opened up my mind to
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  Speaker 1: what God was talking about, I began to see things
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  Speaker 1: totally differently and started coming to me totally differently. If
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  Speaker 1: you've been a friend of mine or a fan of
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  Speaker 1: mine over the years, I mean, you've had to see it,
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  Speaker 1: the change. You've had to see the difference. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: and I acknowledge that every chance I get, because I
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  Speaker 1: promise God I would, and I hope that I'm not
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  Speaker 1: falling short in that category. But then again, if I
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  Speaker 1: told it all day long, would he done for me?
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  Speaker 1: I still wouldn't have enough time to really explain thoroughly
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  Speaker 1: what He's done for me, because it's such a continuous
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  Speaker 1: growth in me. But now that's not to say that
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  Speaker 1: I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: still shocked. You can't be him. You can strive for perfection.
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  Speaker 1: I hear people saying it all the time. I applaud
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  Speaker 1: you for saying you want to be perfect, but you
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  Speaker 1: ain't and you can't. So you quit saying it. You
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  Speaker 1: quit saying it to me, quit saying it to other people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeking a life of perfection, but it's something that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot have because he said you can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what he'd have for. He'd ask for the
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  Speaker 1: moments when you stumble and you fall, and you gonna
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  Speaker 1: stumble and fall. See, you got to get that part right.
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  Speaker 1: Man to stumbling falling part is coming. But see, you
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  Speaker 1: get God in your life and it helps you so
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  Speaker 1: that you don't stumble, fall, wallow, roll over, laid air, languish.
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  Speaker 1: That's what God is for. So when you stumbling, fall,
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  Speaker 1: you get back up. Because you're going to make mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: You're going to get it wrong, You're going to come
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  Speaker 1: under attack, You're going to be lied about, you are
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  Speaker 1: going to be falsely accused. That's going to happen to
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  Speaker 1: you the moment you make a decision to do better
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  Speaker 1: the moment you try to be more. The devil got
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  Speaker 1: to send his attackers, man, and he controls certain people.
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  Speaker 1: He just got people as on his side twenty four seven.
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  Speaker 1: You know him too. You've all met one or two
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  Speaker 1: of me in your life. They're just busy with the
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  Speaker 1: business of nothingness. They just busy about to do about
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  Speaker 1: the destruction of others. You said, I know him, you
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  Speaker 1: know him. They coming. But here's what you got to
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  Speaker 1: hold fast too. They can't take away nothing from you
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  Speaker 1: that God gave you. They didn't make you. See, people
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  Speaker 1: who claim to have made you, if they're so in
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  Speaker 1: to make you business, why don't they make theyselves? Or
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  Speaker 1: if they ain't with you no more, and they're so
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  Speaker 1: busy in them I made you business, why don't they
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  Speaker 1: make somebody else? Since since you want to get credit
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  Speaker 1: from making somebody make yourself, if you're responsible for someone
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  Speaker 1: else's success, then you should easily be able to take
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  Speaker 1: claim and be responsible for your own success. See, be
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  Speaker 1: careful of that, and don't and don't don't change your
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  Speaker 1: course because somebody is attacking you with that. I just
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  Speaker 1: hope man, that I'm giving it to God the way
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  Speaker 1: I said I would give it to him, that I
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  Speaker 1: would unload every chance I got that I was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to without being you know, or here he come again?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, but man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes of my show? What else you want me
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  Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours. I can't give God
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  Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: give an honor to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog,
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  Speaker 1: he gave you twenty four hours of luxury in life
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  Speaker 1: and breath and hope and promise, you ain't got twelve
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  Speaker 1: minutes to give him out the day. That don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life God
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  Speaker 1: has given me in exchange for so small of effort
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  Speaker 1: that I put forth. Don't let the effort you got
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  Speaker 1: to put forth to God seems so dawning that you
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  Speaker 1: don't attempt to do it, because man, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: a lot. It ain't nothing to compare to what he'd
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  Speaker 1: be given us for real. So if you want a
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  Speaker 1: real life, you want a real shot at what you
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  Speaker 1: can be, what you can have, what you can own,
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  Speaker 1: what you can become who you really are. Go to God,
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  Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all you're listening show.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody around the world. You are listening I A Me
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  Speaker 1: to know, ain't with the beginning of the show. She's
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  Speaker 1: the one with the boys. She the lady's choice. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about shall helping about shame on? Come on last
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  Speaker 1: year running down? Here we go, let's move in on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got another lady on the show. I ain't ever ever
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  Speaker 1: do our best. Yeah, can't talk the meeting with the
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  Speaker 1: white folk. I come back, tell us what we don't run?
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  Speaker 1: Make the dollar. I'm talking about collar make a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about collar running down, running down, running down,
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  Speaker 1: Steve running running down some moatin here will go at
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  Speaker 1: starting to do it. I about to introduce him to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By about the Houston fifth Wall didn't know he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have the right com I got and moved up in
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  Speaker 1: the world, dressed enough for all the little girl. Hey hey,
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  Speaker 1: got a suit on every day. He hacking. He like
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  Speaker 1: the money he made. The man he won't ruin. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about Julia. Yeah, Julia, Julia. Think
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  Speaker 1: it does Julia, Julia, running down, running down, running downstair
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  Speaker 1: was on another show. Then he left one damn day.
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  Speaker 1: I have more we everything looking down down. He could
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  Speaker 1: actually cooking. We let him come on this show. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been silence no more. Everybody think that he owned
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  Speaker 1: a round. I everybody know that he from the ground half.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about my main man. I hain't named day.
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  Speaker 1: Have any brown down, round brown round, brown, brown round brown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm brown, brown, brown brown. I'm brown brown round, running now,
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  Speaker 1: running now, running down, steat some more. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go. You know they say
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  Speaker 1: last monotony, but it got the less sense of us
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  Speaker 1: all h damn, they're stupid in her phone. I think
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  Speaker 1: it failed when he was a baby. Somebody maybe I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Huh, stupid as ain't want to be. I
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  Speaker 1: think he is. He ain't got a princes what we
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  Speaker 1: call him. I think stupid ass. He can't be. I
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  Speaker 1: think he's hid the ham that everybody talking about. Time
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  Speaker 1: to h Tom, Tim, ladies and gentleman. That's to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey more than make a song out of anything. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve. According to
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  Speaker 1: a new survey, holiday dinners and summer vacations rank high
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  Speaker 1: on the list of people's most vivid memories of their childhood.
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  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, and you have You're You're
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest storytellers I've ever known. What do
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  Speaker 1: you remember most most about your childhood? My damn bike?
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  Speaker 1: I was not ready for that. I wasn't What about
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  Speaker 1: your bike? My damn bike man? I love my bike man.
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  Speaker 1: I got a brand new bike h with the butterfly handleballs,
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  Speaker 1: three speed shifter, banana seat, put a sissy pole on it,
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  Speaker 1: with the raccoon tail, and I had two raccoon purple
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  Speaker 1: It had two raccoon streamers instead of them little you know,
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  Speaker 1: the little punk ass streamers that come out there that
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  Speaker 1: you put in the handleball on the tip. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know a little little paper thing, plastic thing, rap my
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  Speaker 1: my head. Raccoon tails on that too, Okay, yeah, whate
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  Speaker 1: that's my dad, that's my first. That's my card thought Dopper,
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  Speaker 1: Rideo Girls Household nine. I graduated. I got me a
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  Speaker 1: twenty six inch English Racer one time from May Ump
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  Speaker 1: to head on sale for eighty nine. I saved my
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  Speaker 1: money for about eight months, saved up that eighty nine
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  Speaker 1: dollars off my job, bought that damn bike. Then I
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  Speaker 1: wrote that bike every day from high school to work.
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  Speaker 1: That bike man mold to me. Yeah, I worked. I
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  Speaker 1: got a high school every day. At twelve thirty, I
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  Speaker 1: was through. Oh yeah, that's why I was voted most difficult.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't like nobody had money him nobody. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: you just why didn't you ran a program though that
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  Speaker 1: you could leave at twelve thirty? Yeah? I had all
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  Speaker 1: my credits right, Okay, I had my credit. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't smart. I'm going to work. Oh want money? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't want no high as GP. I just
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  Speaker 1: at GP. I just had them all. I was through.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I student, What was your first first jot?
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  Speaker 1: I was paper rode, working with my daddy. But wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a really paper rider was I was running almost for
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  Speaker 1: him and don Key oh yeah yeah, And so we
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  Speaker 1: ran numbers. So I delivered the paper, but every morning
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  Speaker 1: I had to go to people's number boxes. Whoever they
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  Speaker 1: had their money head for the numbers that they was
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  Speaker 1: playing that day. Some people had the money behind the
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  Speaker 1: mail box. That's like yeah, yeah, man, he controlled the
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  Speaker 1: number record in Cleveland. My daddy was one of the runners.
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  Speaker 1: But that's like the lottery, right, was that this is
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  Speaker 1: this is why you have the lottery. The lottery came
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  Speaker 1: from the numbers. They stole all that from the hood grandfather. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Black people started that in Harlem and so you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's how that was. My first job was paper route
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  Speaker 1: to deliver the papers. But it was a cover because
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  Speaker 1: I had to go in the backyard. Like some people
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  Speaker 1: tap their money under their bumper outside so you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: had come up. Some people had their money taped under
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  Speaker 1: the step. Some people here the envelope behind the mail box.
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  Speaker 1: Some people threw it down in the rolls bushes. Well
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  Speaker 1: what what kind of money? Well, the way my daddy
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  Speaker 1: worked was if anybody hit, he got ten percent of
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  Speaker 1: they hit. So if they hit for sixty dollars. He
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  Speaker 1: made six if somebody hit for six hundred, because if
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  Speaker 1: you bet a dollar, it was six. It was it
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  Speaker 1: was a it was if you better dollar, you could
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  Speaker 1: win six hundred. If you bet a dime you could
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  Speaker 1: win sixty dollars wow. Or you could bet a penny
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  Speaker 1: and one six dollars. That's why they call him penny numbers.
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  Speaker 1: And the Italians used to laugh at the Blacks until
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  Speaker 1: they found out what bumping them up there in New
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  Speaker 1: York was making. They was making millions off and penny wow.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my first job. Then I had a
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  Speaker 1: I did that until I was turned thirteen and I
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  Speaker 1: could get a snick summer job summer youth yea some
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  Speaker 1: some summer youth, none in community something and called it snick,
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  Speaker 1: And I got that job. Yeah. Yeah, go to park
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  Speaker 1: pick up paper. I wasn't picking up a damn thing though.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Paul shooting hoop. So you got fired. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't get fired. Everybody else shooting me. He was working, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, we was all shooting. I wasn't over
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  Speaker 1: there throwing it up by myself. But I mean, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: but we was working. We're paying some buildings and stuff
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Then after that, man, I got
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  Speaker 1: me a job at the grocery store during school, and
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  Speaker 1: then on summer vacations. I could work with my father
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  Speaker 1: every summer since I was in tenth grade from eleven
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  Speaker 1: to twelve, and then summers earlier before that, my summers
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  Speaker 1: I was off, I went back to the farm to
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  Speaker 1: work my farm with my grandfather and my uncle. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: full life, man. Yeah, that's why my memoirs, if they
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  Speaker 1: didn't gain Michelle Obama sixty million. Oh, I got some
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  Speaker 1: for y'all. But you've written, like what, four books? Three books?
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  Speaker 1: He ain't got sixty million all four together. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it one hundred. But you she just old ten
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  Speaker 1: million copies. I ain't told ten million. But all I
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  Speaker 1: got four books out? Ain't so well? You better call
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  Speaker 1: Random House. If you were to write another book, what
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  Speaker 1: would you call it? Is thirty meal Tales at All.
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  Speaker 1: That's the title. Yeah, it better be juicy, that's all
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  Speaker 1: for thirty minutes for thirty meal. I got it for you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: surely I ain't lying. I got it from you. Ertlesman's
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  Speaker 1: Penguin Random House Division. Tell them to call Steve Halls.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, I got some stuff that throw
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  Speaker 1: y'all asser in the shock. If I thought you told
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  Speaker 1: us everything, Hey, no, it's the most of the week,
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  Speaker 1: ain't y'all got to be crazy? Y'all can't know this
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff about me, Steve. I've been with you
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  Speaker 1: for years. I've heard a lot. I ain't told you
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  Speaker 1: none of the really bad though, because I wanted you
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  Speaker 1: to like what No. I wanted you to like Wait,
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  Speaker 1: there's more, y'all wanted you to like Michelle. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: want you to hear hell back. Hell yeah, I had
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  Speaker 1: too because you know I first met Shelley. She had
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  Speaker 1: the man for a pulse. I got to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't look crazy whatever. I didn't give a damn.
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  Speaker 1: She's trying to play me, but she don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I always do. Like my daddy say, what
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  Speaker 1: was that? Well, you know I forgot. I'm gonna clean
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  Speaker 1: it up with His phrase was don't ever do do
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  Speaker 1: where you eat? Oh yeah, yeah? So all right, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show. Nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: is here, we'd run that brank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us, now, Dumb it down, Dumb it down. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to this lady. We're about to give a call
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  Speaker 1: and let her know that her daughter cannot go on
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  Speaker 1: spring break with the rest of the kids because her
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  Speaker 1: grays are not up to Paul and you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to bring it all into the school that entire week.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, dumb it down. Running Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach Kusha, please speaking. Who is this all right? Kusha?
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  Speaker 1: This is uh mister Roland Barn assistant principal here at
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  Speaker 1: academy or your daughter? Aisha goes, yes, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Is everything okay? Everything is trying to uh well, let
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  Speaker 1: me be honest. It's not good right now. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to call and actually have a private conversation with you
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  Speaker 1: about Aisha. Oh good, all right, tell me what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Ayisha? Well, as you know, um, spring
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  Speaker 1: break is gonna be coming up in March. You do
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  Speaker 1: that right, Yeah, I'm aware of that. He's looking. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we have a bit of an issue here. I have
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  Speaker 1: done some research and I used it doesn't seem to
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  Speaker 1: be doing well as she should be living up to
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  Speaker 1: the expectations of the academy. And what we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to do this spring break is I used to will
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  Speaker 1: not be allowed to take a spring break with the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the kids. We're gonna need her to come
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  Speaker 1: into school. And there's several kids that are not going
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  Speaker 1: to be able to go on spring break, and I
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  Speaker 1: used to happen to be one of them. There's at
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  Speaker 1: least forty to fifty kids that will be coming to
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  Speaker 1: school that entire week that spring break is the most
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  Speaker 1: of the kids are out on spring break. You have
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  Speaker 1: to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is a straight
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  Speaker 1: age student. She is actually the only I used at
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  Speaker 1: the academy man, and I you know, I've looked at
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  Speaker 1: her her grades in the past. She's had some great,
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  Speaker 1: so wonderful grades in the past. I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: taking place this semester um that she just seems to
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  Speaker 1: have drop the ball. And what we want to do is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, keep these kids focused. As you know, you
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  Speaker 1: have to be accepted to be here at this particular school.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, it leaves me no no other outlet
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  Speaker 1: but to have her come in. And we're gonna buckle
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  Speaker 1: down and try to get them back on track. So
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to personally give you a call and let
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  Speaker 1: you know what's going low in I easta here at
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the academy, and we're what's this terrible? This is absolutely terrible.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, we are here already in January and I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting a call that my daughter is not doing good,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're gonna tell me that she can't go
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  Speaker 1: on a spring break trip in March if she I mean,
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  Speaker 1: as far as I'm just saying, my daughter straight, as
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  Speaker 1: straight as, she's an amazing student, she does really hard work.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: She always afford to going to school. And I get
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  Speaker 1: a call today that she can't go in March. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, we're
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I don't. Are you going somewhere in March, ma'am? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm you're saying going somewhere our trip? Or are you?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Are you scheduling? I'm not going and she's going on
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  Speaker 1: a trip. I'm giving her full permission to go on
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  Speaker 1: a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately I'm requesting that she's at school.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know if your trip costs you a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money, or if you can get a refund,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: but I'm calling you letting you know I need her
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: there on March eleventh in the classroom so we can
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: buckle down and try to get her back on track. No,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you, I paid for the trip, and
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  Speaker 1: she's going on the trip. I'm sorry. And then I
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  Speaker 1: call because it's so late in the game. I'm sorry,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: she's going on a trip. No, she's not going on
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  Speaker 1: the trip. She's actually gonna be coming into school and
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: she'll be on March eleventh, from Monday to Friday. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who you're talking to. That's my child,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. But she's your child, But she's my student.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: And right now, all of my students are gonna be
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  Speaker 1: that are that are not doing well in their in
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: their classes, are gonna be there during spring break and
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the gonna get their business together. What are you will
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: telling me like you're reprimanding me, like I'm a child. Okay,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm telling me she's going No, she's not going on
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  Speaker 1: a trip, and you're telling me what You're trying to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: overrune my position, and that's what's not gonna happen. She
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  Speaker 1: has to be there. You might as well, start looking
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: for a refund because she's not gonna not be there,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: so I didn't need her there Monday through radio swing
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  Speaker 1: break so we can get her back on course. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know do you think you're talking to I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: have the ultimate position over even you. That's my daughter.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: That's my daughter. I get to tell you what I'm
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: doing her. She's going on that trip. You're out of here.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Happens out not sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: not happening. I'm telling you right now, she's not going
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: on a trip. Is almost she's not. I'm gonna seek
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: when I used to tomorrow and let her know where
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell my daughter damn thing. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: her she's not going on a spring break trip. You
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: know why because of grades. They're not up to bar.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: She needs to be more concerned about her grate and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: not going and hanging out. You're a lot of gagging around.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Where are you're sending her? No, it's not happening. I
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: don want all of my students with passing grades, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a one hundred assistant principal and all my kids past.
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  Speaker 1: What are you trying to convince yourself that you're important
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: is I'm thinking me a break. He's like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter is going on the trip, and that's finally
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: hear me. Okay, you know what I'll speak when I
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  Speaker 1: used it to mom on No, you're not Denis. I
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  Speaker 1: will now here's the deal. I'll leave you this this Kisha.
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  Speaker 1: If I used it does not show up Unday through
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  Speaker 1: for a spring break, then maybe you're gonna have to
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: find out used to another school. You're threatening me. Now
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you're threatening me. You're threatening to kick my daughter out
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: of school because of the spring break. If your daughter's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: not here doing springbreak Monday through Friday, then she's get
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: out of here again. Please, I like to do you
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: try to give me a break the scure ship. I
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: think this conversation is over. When my next conversation will
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: be with Asha. That's what she's going to spring break.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: She's staying in school. You do something about it. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: will have people pickting outside your your school here talking
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: about nonsense. My daughter does great in school and she's
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: going on a trip. And that's it. Breach and soul
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Monday through Friday, star on spring breaks. You're talking to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: who are you yelling at like that? Are you mine.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I got about over that kick your What
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  Speaker 1: the what's wrong with you? Do? You're out of control? God?
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  Speaker 1: What he's talking to? You know what? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You know? What told me about you? Do? You know what?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You tell me? What didn't he tell you? She told
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: me to pluck phone, called you his nephew, telling me
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: from the you know what ship high but pressure over here?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you girl? Yep, that's awesome. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I was really gonna go over there. You up. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe this, my god. Okay, I gotta ask you something.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Ye I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: without a doubt, Steve Harvey Morning Show right there. Anybody
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: want me, y'all want me pranking anybody of y'all. I'm
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: on a roll. No, we don't, we don't. Okay, somebody
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: give me somebody, somebody in that phone. You give me
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  Speaker 1: somebody famous? Basically, let me get somebody. How about Tyler?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: How about Iran time? All right? Up coming up at
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Entertainment News right after this.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, we're back. We have changed the
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  Speaker 1: segment from say what to uh WTF segment Explain it, guys,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? Explain itself and speak because it is.
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  Speaker 1: When somebody said something to you, you really didn't hear it,
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  Speaker 1: but you heard it. The only thing you can say
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  Speaker 1: is WTF. You kind of hear it, but you didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear You don't believe. You don't believe. Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe what you so for instance, like this, Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: your number hit yesterday, but I forgot to play it.
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  Speaker 1: my chops mixed up. That's how you ended up with
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  Speaker 1: a breast transplant. I'm sorry, I'm sure, I'm only human.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only let me jump in, Jake, what do we
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  Speaker 1: do in w W two? Hey man, you ain't Kindy's son.
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  Speaker 1: How old is that boy? Eighteen eighteen? Wow? Hey, let
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  Speaker 1: me that's my son. I wanted to tell you that's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: my son. And I know kind of ain't told you
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  Speaker 1: that you and a friend get pulled over by the cops.
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  Speaker 1: You drive it your call? Whoa they put your Hey, man,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: just be real cool, but I put a kilo in
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  Speaker 1: your true what yeah, keilo? Man? Just just cool, Just
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  Speaker 1: We're all here today too for the reading of the will.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: And it seems like your daddy had a lot of money.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of money, but he left it
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  Speaker 1: all to the cat. How about the cat? The pig
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  Speaker 1: got no place blake that cat. Hey, listen, man, let
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  Speaker 1: me I know we can work this out. Listen, I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the one. They're broking your mama house. Okay, but listen, well,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: me and you can split everything you sp my mama's stuff. Man,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you're crazy. Man, I'm gonna kill you. This show is okay,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: But I got something tell you though you broke in
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the house, you know, were you tripping like that? Guess what?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I wasn't gonna tell you this what me
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: and your mama kicking it my mama? Okay, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: got one, I got one all right. Hey, y'all, I
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: had a bottle in the refrigerator and I had had
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the word tea on it because it was an old
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: tea bottle. But that was a year in specimen I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: supposed to be taking it. I hate this show, Okay,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it's so stupid. Hey, I know you. You asked me
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  Speaker 1: brain that weedo. I got scared. I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to know. I just went to the bathroom. I got
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  Speaker 1: it out for you. Listen, you're smoking already. All of it, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of it. Hey, man, you your roommates sitting up there,
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  Speaker 1: he tells you. Man, look, I know you're gonna trip.
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  Speaker 1: It came over here, man, they cut the gas off
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  Speaker 1: the date, so I sold your car what they got
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  Speaker 1: the cast off so much? Damn car? Man? Stupid? Are
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  Speaker 1: we so much? Amen? Amen? Amen, come on, we need
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you to trip and get all crazy because I know
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  Speaker 1: how you are. Okay, But you know that scratch on
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  Speaker 1: the side of your car, Yeah, well it's gottad it
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  Speaker 1: right there night with you. You know that scratch your
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  Speaker 1: helf outside your car. Hey, I thought you said, didn't
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  Speaker 1: you say? That was your cup? That's not you, that's
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: not your coup. Okay, I was with it. But so
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you're saying that's your wife. Now you gotta make up
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: your mind. Man, you heard the last Yes, close it out. Hey, man,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the police came over here to talk to me today.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't know what else to say, man,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I just told him to call you. What we gotta
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: go crazy? You're listening to show? All right, Steve, it's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: time for right or wrong with the nephew and junior.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Take it away. Well, Tommy, let's hear this week. What's
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the debate? Tell this boy, if you break a mirror
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: with a rabbit's foot, you even ain't no bad lot coming.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: If you break in the mirror with a rabbit's foot,
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  Speaker 1: you're even You're not gonna get this seven. Nothing's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen to get even believe believe, I believe that's stupid.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I don't really understand where he's coming from with that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why he thinks like that. That right,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: there is some ignorant thinking. Ain't a rabbit good luck?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And then the good mirror bad luck? It's been in years,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: right you? If you break it with a yeah, nobody
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: sees what you Well. The thing about this segment is
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I agree with everything. He said, thank you, He'll go
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: to one. He didn't even respond to I. See, if
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you milt dry ice, you can take a bath and
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  Speaker 1: not get wet. That's that's the stupidest I can wait. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: what if you melt dry ice you can take a
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  Speaker 1: bath and not get wet? Where you have to keep
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  Speaker 1: explaining it to them? Do you guys? Listen with your
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  Speaker 1: eyes squint, don't make okay, because I know this gonna
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  Speaker 1: make sense to you. Call because right this he he
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  Speaker 1: hit me back with a bunch of question mark when
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  Speaker 1: that way. Makes sense to me. See, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be saying something here. I'm known to want to understand it.
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  Speaker 1: to tell him that. Everybody, all right, we'll be back
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right. Time now for comedy Roulette.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, set it up. Please let me break
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  Speaker 1: it down for you. We take three subjects, put those
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  Speaker 1: three subjects on a wheel, spund the wheel where the
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  Speaker 1: today's categories. Number one, things people say when they don't
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  Speaker 1: know they are on speakerphone, things your mate, things your
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  Speaker 1: mate has that you wish they would throw away. And
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  Speaker 1: then how about this one, things that a friend says
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  Speaker 1: to embarrass you. Oh wow, those are three good ones. Ready,
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  Speaker 1: let's throw back. I want throw away? Yeah, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it stops. We've all been here. Things people say when
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  Speaker 1: we go. Things people say when they don't know they
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  Speaker 1: don't speaker phone. I ain't gonna that whole house, thank,
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  Speaker 1: gonna say this here. If if Larry them over there,
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  Speaker 1: This is people say when they don't know they don't
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  Speaker 1: speaker phone. Here's an ass on the phone on the phone,
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  Speaker 1: people saying they don't know they don't speaker phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got five dollars, but I ain't gonna let it
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  Speaker 1: you're on speaker phone. They can hear the people say
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  Speaker 1: I think people say when they don't know they don't
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  Speaker 1: speaker phone. I wish to hell I would go to
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  Speaker 1: the funeral. I didn't like you when he was allowed hey, baby,
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  Speaker 1: Come see things people say when they don't know they
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  Speaker 1: don't know they don't speaker phone. Hey, hey, you know
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  Speaker 1: you left your panties over here? Left my Mama's everybody
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: looking at this phone? Oh hey, I'll know. Hey, Miss
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  Speaker 1: Jacobs speaking all right, Thank you, guys. That's comedy Ruette
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: time coming next, Nephew in the building with today's prank
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this you're listening show coming up
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: after today's strawberry letter, but up next, nephew Tommy right
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got neff?
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  Speaker 1: Where we've been talking about the Wow? We've been talking
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  Speaker 1: gonna opening up how to repair clippers? Thanks called see
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: y'all p here it is, y'all clip paul us. What
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: what is it? Clipper repair? It's not about clippers, is
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: about the Wow? Wow workers? A hidiot? Hello, a lot
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: of I'm trying to reach Hambum Please we're here. My
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: name is Kevin. Uh. I'm calling from UM Wall Workers Recruitment.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Are you currently working right now? Are you employed? All
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: right now? I'm not in frod. I'm looking for from
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: from work right now? Okay, I'm sorry? What was an immigant?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: My name is Kevin. Kevin. Okay, how are you doing?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Mr Covin? I'm good, I'm good. You're gonna you gotta
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: recommend it? Uh, somebody put you gave us your name
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: that you might be interested in doing some work. We
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: actually have a contract with the government and uh we
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: at this point don't have enough manpower, and um, we're
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: looking for for people that want to work. So this
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: this bill is actually gonna probably start probably mid March,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: beginning to meet March. And this this is gonna be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a three to four year job. So if you're looking
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: for some employment, we've got you. This job is gonna
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: pay forty forty five dollars an hour. You're gonna work
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: twelve hours shifts and at least six hours a day,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: and it's all construction. So from my understanding, you've done
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: quite a bit of construction of that, right. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: that's that. That is correct, sir. I've been working in
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: construction for the past like twelve years now, so yeah,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that's great, Thank you, thank you. Yeah you used to
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: are you used to um work with Conning Free quite
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a bit. Yeah, yeah, no, I do everything you know,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: and you didn't had to do with construction. Army men.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: We deal. I mean, we want, we definitely want you
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to come in and we want to get you a
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: physical Uh make sure you're you're you know, in good
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: shapety to actually be a part of the company. We
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: want to make sure you're you're all fitting ready to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: go from March. So is it you think this would
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: be something you'd like to do. Yeah, this is this
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: is amazing. So what type of practices this is? Um?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Like I said, we're all wall workers recruitment. I'm actually
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: spearheading it. We got to deal with the government, so
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: we're as soon as we get a green light. We
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: just got to make sure we got enough fan power
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and we're looking forward. Just say wall wall workers recruitment,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: wall workers, quite correct, like building the wall, building the wall,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: building the wall at the at the borders exactly. And
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm I'm gonna have to pack on this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I mean I need to work. I mean, is there
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: is there is there a problem, hobby, Yeah, there's a problem.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I mean a Mexican American man, I got a family
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: that lives over than Mexico, got family the l is
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: over here, you know, in the States. Like I don't.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a part of that. I
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to be a part of anything that Trump
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: packed to do with. But building some wall, are you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: kidding me? You were excited when I told you we
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: were paying you forty five dollars an hour for twelve
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: hours shifts in six six, six days a week. I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: mean that's pretty good money. Of course, there is great money.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't be a part of this. For if
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: you pay me a Hurney bus an hour or a
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: snousand bucks an hour, I mean, you know, I just
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: respect them to my people, my brother. I mean, it
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: just it ain't gonna happen. I don't want a part
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: of this. I didn't know. I didn't know what type
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: of project. It wasn't down. I mean, you must have
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: said it really quickly because I didn't patch what she said.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you're catching what I'm saying.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: But I want no part of this. So you have
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: a problem with building a wall and we're paying you
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: ex amounts of dollars that's gonna put um, you know,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: food on your table and take care of your family.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You got a problem with I don't give a fit
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: puts food on my table. I can make my money
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: doing looking for some other words. I ain't gonna be
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a part of building some guy whoa but it's gonna
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: be saying what I'm saying I am what you're saying. Well,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: we're doing We're going in the first place. My family
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: answer each land, right, do you belong to them? Before?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the point of the UA? All right? I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: mean the border is because of part of Mexico, because
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: of us. I mean he betrayed us Mexican Not cool?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Not cool? Okay. Questions are you calling Latinos to build
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: this wall or are you calling other racist? Tool? All?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I mean, I don't know everyone's nationality, sir,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you just came. What about the last name? How about that?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: So are you looking at the last name? I'm not
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: looking at the last names? I mean I know, uh,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I assume that you were Latino on your name is Poverty.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I got that, but you have it's Caavier. It's not Harvey.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Only my friends your family called me Harvey? All right? Okay, Um,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: do you have any friends or family you Jake might
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: want to work the walls? Bro Yo who then too
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: hardy repairs fully groping when you're in a baby? Nobody
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: could be that dumber, stupid? All I want? How did
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you see in the news? I mean, what how do
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you think I was gonna say? I mean you and
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: everybody else. That's a part of building this wall to
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: the wall, all right, I mean, okay, he suspectful. You
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: really think that you start recruiting that your dirty work? Me?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: What about what about Louise? What about? What about your cousin?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I mean will will he be all right? But on
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the way that cousin Louis know my cousin Louise, I'm
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: talking to you guy and signed up and he's the
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: one that recommended me. Because I'm gonna kick it. I'm
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: gonna go downball right now. I'm part of my mother.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You're better enough. Tell me my cousin signed up already. No,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this. Your cousin Louise got me
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to play phone call you. This is nephew taught me
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: from Stey Whaping more than the show. Oh my god,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Man. We're gonna go and kick it all.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: You guys got me, good man, you got got me? Hey,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you do this for me? Man in Spanish? Let me
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: know this. What is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Let that come Steve Harvey forty four man play too much? Steve?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: What you gotta say to you? You about wall your
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: ass were talking about. Boy, let you have y'all, gon,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: y'all do concrete? Holland wait, man, wall, come out the
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: wall a wall? Man? Oh man, Wow, that might have
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: been too far, right there, man? Yeah, thank hey. You
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: know what though, his cousin Louise put me up to it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: He said, hey, give my cousin hobby. You ain't working,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: He said, give him a call. Do something about the wall. Tommy,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, cool, I put that. I put the
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: wall on his Yeah, no, no, no, I'm surprised he
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: knew what you were talking about. Car. I held it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I was able to say it, but I don't know.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: You know, when you prank you can actually say your
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: double oh man. But you out of you go out
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: of character, you see when you come on back? It
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: is baby, all right, thank you, thank you work were
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: working the wall coming up at the top of the hour.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: We'll do it get into it right after this. You're
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on sex, on dating, on work,
• 53:14
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• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry letter. We could
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right now. Buggle up, hold
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: on tight, We got it for you. Here it is
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, all right. Subject seems like he's been waiting
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: for me to leave. First. Here Stephen Shirley, My husband
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and I are now fifty years old. We have five
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: grown sons and four grandchildren. Ten years ago, my husband
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: had a fling at work and the female was barely
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: twenty years old at the time. I was devastated, but
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: he swore nothing physical happened. The whole situation didn't sit
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: well with me, so one day last week I checked
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: my husband's old phone for any proof I could find.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I found messages between my husband and the girl that
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: he had to flaing with, and she was thanking him
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: for all he was doing for her financially and praising
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: him for his sexual prowess. I was hurt and relieved
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: at the same time. All of the heartache came back,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and I felt stupid for believing his lies. But I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was glad that the truth finally came out. Now I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: know why he made all of the random bank withdrawals
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and had strange purchases on his credit cards. So I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: told him that I had all of the proof that
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I needed, and I asked him for a divorce. He
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: did not put up a fight. In fact, he did
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: not seem concerned at all. I have loved this man
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: since I was eighteen years old, and just like that,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: he was ready to end our marriage. I should add
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: that we haven't had sex since twenty fifteen, and he
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: always says it's not me, it's him, and that I'm
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: still as fine as the day he married me. I'm
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: no fool. Though. If I wasn't enough for him, why
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: didn't he just let me go? I am feeling like
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: he only stayed with me all of these years for
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: the sake of the kids. I am still in good
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: shape and good health. My black has not cracked, so
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I could get me somebody else too. Should
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I fight for my marriage or let it go? Please advise?
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Should you fight for your marriage or let it go?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: To that? I ask? What marriage? Okay? No sex for
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: three years, text messages and payout to another woman, lies
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: upon lies upon lies, and the ultimate slap in the face.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: He didn't even put up any kind of fight to
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: keep you. That's why I say what marriage? This was
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: a relationship of convenience and of tolerance. All right, this
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: thing that you had, you guys had going on, this
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: situation has been over for a very long time. He
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: was just waiting for you to say it first. Like
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you said in the subject, seems like he's been waiting
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: for me to leave first. He's waiting for you to
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: say it first so he wouldn't be the bad guy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Now he can tell the kids it was you. You
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: asked for the divorce. You wanted the divorce. Well you
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: did say you're glad the truth came out. The truth
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: is out. I would tell you to fight for your marriage,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: but I don't see anything left here, do you really,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Well, seemed like he'd been waiting on me to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: leave first. Okay, let's just take it from then. Let's
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: find out why you're and your husband fifty five grown
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: sons for grandkids. Ten years ago, see listen to this.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Ten years ago, my husband had a fling at work
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and the female was barely twenty years old at the time.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I was devastated, but he swore nothing physical happen. The
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: whole situation didn't sit well with me. So one day
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: last week, last week, I checked my husband's old phone
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: for any proof that I could. Fine. Wait a minute,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: your husband had an affair ten years ago. Ten years ago,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You go back. He told you nothing physical happened. You
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: go back and find his old phone last week. You
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: took ten years to go through the phone. You find
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: it last week, and I found messages between my husband
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: and the girl that he had a fleeing with. This
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: female was barely twenty years old, but it was ten
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: years ago, so he was far that she was twenty,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: thanking him for all he was doing for her financially,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: praising him for his sexual problems. I was hurt and
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: relieved at the same time. All the headache came. Heartache
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: came back. You opened up this casket with a ten
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: year old body in it. You ain't thinking it was
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: gonna stay. Say that again. You opened up a casket
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: with a twenty ten year old body in it, and
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you didn't think it was gonna stink? What okay, lady?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: What all the heart it came back, and I felt
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: stupid for believing his lies. Jesus, what he couldn't if
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: he'd told you the truth back then. Guess what where
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: we had right now was where we would have been
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: ten years ago. He was trying to salvage it then,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: but I was glad that the truth finally came out.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You're crazy, naw. I know why he made all the
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: random banquet draws and had strange purchase on his credit card.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: So I told him I had all the proof I needed,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: and I asked him for disroars. He didn't put up
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a fight. In fact, he ain't seen concerned at all.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: He would probably relieve. I mean, really, don't you go
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: back and get an old phone that's ten years old?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: And now you're leaving him for that, lady, I think
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you should go. I love this man since I was eighteen,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: and just like that he was ready to end our marriage.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I should add that we haven't had six since two
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: thousand fifteen. No, no, no, you ain't had since that's
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: what you ain't. What's he been doing? Steve? You take week?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You can circle week. We we ain't had six since
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: two fifteen. That w flip that up me meet meet me,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: you me ain't had six in two thousand fifteen. I
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: promise you his ass. All right, we'll have part two.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna dress this part right here. I'm still as
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: fine as the day as he married me. We'll have
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: more at twenty three after with part two of Steve's
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: response to the letter today, the subject seems like he's
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: been waiting for me to leave first. Twenty three afters
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: when we'll be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject seems like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: he's been waiting for me to leave. First. A couple
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: of fifty years old, five grounds, so it's for grand kids.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Ten years ago, the man having a fair with a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: lady at work. He said nothing physical happened, He just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: covering his tracks. She was devastated, you know, but he
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: swore nothing physical happen. The whole situation didn't sit well.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: So one day last week, one day last week, she
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: opened up a casket, a ten year old casket with
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: a body that's been in there for ten years. She
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: found his old phone and went back ten years and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: found some messages that he has said, found out they
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: had been making love and that he was paying her someone.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Now you devastated. You want a divorce. You're going there,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: You asked a man. You tell him you got all
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the proof you need, you want a divorce. He put
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: up a fight. In fact, he ain't seen concerned at all,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like I said, probably relieved. Man, I left that phone
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: in that drawer. It took you ten years to finally,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: damn because who ain't through that phone away that type
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: of information? Who ain't through that phone away? He left
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: that phone there, I hope waiting on you. It took
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: you ten damn years. So when you come in with
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: all the proof, he said, man, ignitten years to fund
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: this day. I left the draw left a one. I've
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: been recharging it. You've been calling it, making it harm,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: shooting him nothing. I've loved this man since I was
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: eighteen years old, And just like that, he was ready
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to end out mad. You're the one said you wanted
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that divorce. Then when he said cool, now you look
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: at crazy. I should add that we haven't had sex
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: since two thy fifteen. Please stop saying week, please that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: this is the line, y'all. We haven't had sex, Dad,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: You ain't had no sex. But he've been filling up
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: the trash can. I'm telling you this right now. This
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: boy been out here buck straight wild, ain't no man
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: weigh no three years for what anyway? Then she says
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: it's not Then he always says it's not me, it's him,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: and that I'm still as fine as the day he
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: married me. Now that's what you said. Let's let's say
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: this again. You fifty, y'all got five grown sons. Y'all
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: been together since you was eighteen. Y'all fifty, you still
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: find as the day he manages Hey, it could happen. Steve,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: who you know? She named the human the human name
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: all human beings that you know. Yeah, I'm just named
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the name. Huh, she may still have. I ain't gonna problem.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I just need a name or who you know that
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: from graduation to fifty dance as better than they was
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: for it. I just need a name better, no, as
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: still as fine? Who? I just need a name? Give
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: him something? Yeah, step Sell just came out. Who you know?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I just need a name of anybody you know that's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: as fine at fifty as they was. Black then anybody
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: give me a dude, anybody beautiful in dress? Give me anybody,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: den Zel, everybody just as who dezae ain't fine as
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: he was back then, asked Denzel, can't tell you man
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: boy back in the day. Whoa yeah, yeah, who Well,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: well you said in dress that was good interest ain't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: fine as he was back then. But some people get back,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I'm aging, look, I'm aging, well, I ain't what I
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: wore eighteen skin was smooth, man could run like a deal.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so you slowed down a bit, a bit
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: from graduation to fifty Who looked the same I left
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: when I left high school? I was six one weight,
• 1:05:04
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  Speaker 1: one sentence. I'm still in good shape, you know what
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  Speaker 1: that means, and good health. My black has not cracked.
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  Speaker 1: So I could show if I could get somebody else too.
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  Speaker 1: What are we about to find out? All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, we gotta get out of here. Um
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  Speaker 1: Truth be told. Come on, Junior tru. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who these people are and where did it come from?
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  Speaker 1: But on Saturday? Yeah, why is you calling any human
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  Speaker 1: being before eight o'clock? The hell? What do we have
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  Speaker 1: to talk about at seven to fifteen am? There's nothing
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk like before I call me at
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  Speaker 1: seven m talking about what you're doing? Dog is sad?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to sleep. Yeah, all you want to do? Well? Here.
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  Speaker 1: The phone shouldn't even be allowed to work, but foe
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  Speaker 1: until after eight after ten? Shit, But I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: what made you get up, pick y'all phone up saying,
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  Speaker 1: damn it, you know who I ain't called? Let me
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  Speaker 1: call him right now? What? At what time? At seven fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I ain't formed a thought. And then
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  Speaker 1: you're another grown man talking to another grown man as
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  Speaker 1: I lay in bed, ain't ready. This is not comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable when you heard me saying hello, you
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall dog? Guess what what at seven fifteen? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why am I guessing? I ain't got no shirt on
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  Speaker 1: right now? No, I ain't got no shirt on? You sleep?
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  Speaker 1: What shirt? I'm just asking? However I sleep? It ain't
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  Speaker 1: none of your fifteen I'm just something comfortable with the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Y'all should just just just find
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  Speaker 1: something else that don't call people no more. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say. What's the earliest you can
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  Speaker 1: take ten thirty seven fifteen on a set? Yeah, ten thirty.
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  Speaker 1: I want to get up to have my coffee, enjoying
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  Speaker 1: my morning. What do you call me at seven fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no shirt all you talk about getting what? What?
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  Speaker 1: This is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable you laying horizon talking to
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  Speaker 1: another man, don't I got I got, I got one
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  Speaker 1: leg in the bed, one leg out to be Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what man, that's all I want to say. Just stop
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  Speaker 1: caffee ten thirty, ten thirty earlier, call it. He'll be upset. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the person I'm talking about it is Jake Want
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  Speaker 1: y'all know w what just want talk. You know though
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  Speaker 1: you would not. Both for y'all both Come on, I
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  Speaker 1: to do. I got nothing, y'all waking up by y'all
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  Speaker 1: shirt on you. Why y'all issues ain't even real? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I thought we'd kreed to talk about. Thank you, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: We get it. Now. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, introduce your boy with with
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  Speaker 1: gonna lose any friends at all. You're not gonna lose anything.
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  Speaker 1: situation is causing aggravation. So I took time to make
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  Speaker 1: it's my obligation. I can't take the irritation. I can't
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  Speaker 1: me through cause you pen casting damn me. I'll stop
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  Speaker 1: going make a Sunday. I'm gonna familish. I pray that
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  Speaker 1: things will get better. I can stand it. So would
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  Speaker 1: you don't think me and you we are through lutangeous
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  Speaker 1: I never thought bad got you to man, Sometimes that
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
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  Speaker 1: YouTube has revealed its top trending videos of twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Any idea, what videos come to mind? Top top trending
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  Speaker 1: videos this year on YouTube? I'll tell you what you mean,
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  Speaker 1: videos or just videos? What the top trending videos of
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty? I don't know. Okay, I'll tell you because
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  Speaker 1: in specials title. In a blog post, YouTube honcho Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Aloca Alaka says the comedians impromptu, socially distant show captured
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  Speaker 1: the emotions felt by many as racial injustice protests swept
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  Speaker 1: the country. So congratulations to Joe. Yes he's so brilliant. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: generating nearly thirty million views since it was published in
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for right or Wrong with the nephew and
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  Speaker 1: junior take it away? Well this week, what's the debate?
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  Speaker 1: Tell this boy, if you break a mirror with a
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  Speaker 1: rabbit's foot, you even ain't no bad little coming do.
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  Speaker 1: If you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you're
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  Speaker 1: even You're not gonna get this seven nothing's going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to get even believe it, believe it. You're falling out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really understand where he's coming from with that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he thinks like that. That right,
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  Speaker 1: there is some ignorant thinking. Ain't a rabbit luck? And
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  Speaker 1: then the good mirrors? Bad luck? It seven years? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Not if you break it with Yeah, nobody sees. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about this segment is I agree with him.
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  Speaker 1: Thing he can say, thank you, he'll go to one.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I see, if you melt
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  Speaker 1: what if you melt dry ice you can take a
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  Speaker 1: I see it in Rome, the paramedics call I VS. Force.
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  Speaker 1: They forced They not I VS. They forced. You see
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I don't make sense to him. He
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't in Rome, boys, I
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  Speaker 1: never not going to be That makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be saying something here, how come I'm
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  Speaker 1: known to want to understand it? You don't get it
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  Speaker 1: because see, I don't even see why you get a
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  Speaker 1: gonna know what you're talking about. If you're thinking you
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  Speaker 1: in Rome, you need a four you need to tell
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  Speaker 1: him that. All right, coming up, it's Steve Harvey and
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  Speaker 1: his closing remarks. You don't want to miss it at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine after the hour you're listening to show Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have for us closing remarks wise today? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's something that I think is very helpful to people,
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  Speaker 1: and it would to help you open yourself up to
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  Speaker 1: really what God truly can have for you. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm saying that is because oftentimes we limit what
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  Speaker 1: God can do in our lives simply by the way
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  Speaker 1: we think and simply by our expectations. God has no
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  Speaker 1: He's limitless. You can't put him in a box. You
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  Speaker 1: can't put what God can do for you in the
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  Speaker 1: parameters of your thinking. What you've got to do is
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  Speaker 1: you've got to open up your mind so you can
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  Speaker 1: be open to all of His goodness and what He
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  Speaker 1: can do for you. And I'm saying that to say
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  Speaker 1: this because a lot of times people ask God and
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  Speaker 1: only think about stuff that they can see themselves attaining.
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  Speaker 1: Basically with your check. There's a scripture that says you
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  Speaker 1: have not cause you ask not. Well, then most people go, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: help me make my rent. And then I have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you, well, don't he always? Why would you not
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  Speaker 1: ask God for a mortgage? Well, become a homeowner. Then
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  Speaker 1: here comes the thinking of man when you start putting
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  Speaker 1: in stuff like well, I don't make enough money credit score,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been on my job long enough. I can't
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  Speaker 1: afford that. Therefore, why would I sit up and ask
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  Speaker 1: for that? See, you're you're knocking yourself out of so
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  Speaker 1: many blessings that God can have for you by your
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  Speaker 1: limited thinking. Because God has no limits. So you have
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  Speaker 1: to open up your mind, so you have to start
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  Speaker 1: thinking of things that is in your imagination. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not ask God for a big house? You don't
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: think that God got enough sense? Based on this scripture,
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  Speaker 1: you have not called you ask not? Most people don't
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  Speaker 1: ask because they don't see no way they can't get it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think that if you ask God for a
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  Speaker 1: big house, you don't think he got enough sense to
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  Speaker 1: make a way for you to get the house. You
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  Speaker 1: don't think that he knows that you need more money
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  Speaker 1: and that he know how to make a way for
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  Speaker 1: you to make more money. You don't think he got
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: that part figured out. You think he needs your health
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  Speaker 1: that out. You don't think that he know that if
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  Speaker 1: you got X amount of dollars, your credit score really
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  Speaker 1: don't matter. You don't think he know that He know
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  Speaker 1: all of that. But you've limited to see what he
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  Speaker 1: can do and how you can move in your life
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  Speaker 1: because you won't think big enough. That is a book
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  Speaker 1: that changed my life. The name of the book is
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  Speaker 1: called The Magic of Thinking Big, and it's by David Schwartz.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Magic of Thinking Big and I didn't understand
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  Speaker 1: this until I was selling am Wade. Am Wade was
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest periods of my life because it
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  Speaker 1: introduced me to all positive books. It introduced me to
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  Speaker 1: self motivation and self help books, and those are really
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  Speaker 1: the only books I read outside of the Bible. I
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  Speaker 1: don't read anything I don't read novels love stories. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no time for that. But the power of
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  Speaker 1: positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peale Thinking Grow Rich by
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  Speaker 1: Napoleon Hill, The Magic of Thinking Big by David Schwartz.
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  Speaker 1: I have time to that because the magic of thinking
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  Speaker 1: big taught me something. It taught me that it does
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  Speaker 1: not require any more brain power to think big than
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  Speaker 1: it does to think small. It doesn't require anymore. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got the grunt look. You can say Voteswagon, or
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  Speaker 1: you can say Rose Royce. It doesn't. Your brain don't
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  Speaker 1: have to shift and burn most sales, and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: throw yourself into something to say Rose Royce versus Votswagon.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt more to say rent or mortgage. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't hurt no more to say new card than use card.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt more to say hand me down. Then
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  Speaker 1: it casts such than it cost you to say brand new.
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  Speaker 1: If you buy this book The Magic of Thinking Big
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  Speaker 1: by David Schwartz, it's an amazing way. It changed my
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  Speaker 1: thinking in my twenties, and so I started thinking big.
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  Speaker 1: Once I started thinking big, I started opening up to
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  Speaker 1: the possibilities of God. Because God is big. Am I
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  Speaker 1: not right. God is big, so why would you get
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  Speaker 1: in the way of his bigness with your small mindedness. See,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: you're getting in the way of your blessings by the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: way you think. You keep thinking in terms of your paycheck.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Get God ain't in your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Get out of your current situations. Where you are it
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: is just temporary. God has another place for you. God
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  Speaker 1: got a great life for you, but you got to
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  Speaker 1: invite him in and let him show it to you.
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  Speaker 1: Quit wasting his time with this little bit of man.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of your own way. You are in your
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  Speaker 1: way with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: why are you always at the meetings? Why are you?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just sit out and take your day off?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful
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  Speaker 1: and happy. Now. Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Happier than I ever been. But and I have everything
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  Speaker 1: I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need
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  Speaker 1: nothing else? But I'm in the wrong side of life.
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  Speaker 1: I just won't. I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: to give me nothing. I'm willing to work for other things.
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  Speaker 1: I want. I want to see how the other class
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  Speaker 1: of people live. I want to see what that's like.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see what it's like when my grandchildren's
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  Speaker 1: children will remember my name because I left them something,
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  Speaker 1: because I created a legacy that I put money away
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  Speaker 1: from my grandchildren and my children's children. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: working on. You can do that. God is capable. Get
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  Speaker 1: out your way. This is the book again, y'all, The
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  Speaker 1: Magic of Thinking Big by David Schward. Go By, go by,
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  Speaker 1: just go by, the change the way you think. Just
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  Speaker 1: check it out. It's a really really great book. Those
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