5:35 Idiotology June 15, 2026: Busted in Canada... Kayaking while impaired
Woman files lawsuit that claims she was injured by McDonald's Sausage McMuffin 'wholly unfit of human sonsumption', Canadian man facing charges for kayaking while impaired...then there's the part about the kayak being stolen and him using a snow shovel to paddle...Three workers arrested at bungee jump after failing to attach proper harness to 21-year-old who plunged to her deathSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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