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Monday's Weekend Confessions to the Ign'ant - 05.01.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a long looking back to back down giving them both
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  Speaker 1: just like the milking buck things. And it's to me
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  Speaker 1: true good to Steve Hardy listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: stulease hobby, don't you join yeah, joy belling me honey
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  Speaker 1: sat turn yeah you go. You gotta turn't to turn
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  Speaker 1: out turn to you love. You got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the watery comy. Come on your thing,
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  Speaker 1: mcdad uh huh, I sure will a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: Of one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show and got something to say to man.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for it. I thank God for my life.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for her in the midst of storms,
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  Speaker 1: he calms me. You know, somebody, somebody sent me something. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I was going through another trial in my life. You
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  Speaker 1: know which is life is going to always be that?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a I think I think
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  Speaker 1: the things that I say on the radio. I want
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  Speaker 1: you all understand that I do. So have to put
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  Speaker 1: him into practice all the time, all the time. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: I was going through something yesterday and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how long I'll be going through it, but I'll be
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  Speaker 1: fine however long it takes, because I have something, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I have something. I'm gonna share it with you. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of you got it, but I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think sometimes we appreciate it until we have to use it.
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  Speaker 1: And and the thing that we got is prayer. Prayers
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  Speaker 1: available to every single person. Prayer is so important, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's so important. I'm not afraid to say it though.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's so so important to you because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a comfort, it's such an island that you can go to.
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  Speaker 1: I was going through something yesterday and somebody close to
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  Speaker 1: me knew about it, and they sent me something in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of it, and it said simply that God
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  Speaker 1: does not guarantee us a life free from trouble, but
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  Speaker 1: he does promise to be our refuge in the midst
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  Speaker 1: of the storm. See. And that was and that was
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  Speaker 1: so cool for me, because you know, oftentimes I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the radio and I'm talking, and I know you all
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  Speaker 1: think you think I'm I'm talking to you, but like
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  Speaker 1: I said, oftentimes, oftentimes I'm just talking to myself. Man, too,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm just like you. I'm just a human being
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  Speaker 1: trying to get through. I happen to come under attack,
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  Speaker 1: as does everybody else. I got trials and tribulations just
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  Speaker 1: like everybody else. So when I'm talking, I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: myself a lot of time, and all of us are
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  Speaker 1: faced with things. But see but but but the beautiful thing.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things I've always said that on
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  Speaker 1: your way to success, that's going to be our position.
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  Speaker 1: I've always said that the road to success is always
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  Speaker 1: under construction. I have always said these things, But I
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  Speaker 1: also after I also have to hear these things. And I,
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  Speaker 1: even whoever I am, and all of us have to
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  Speaker 1: apply these things. And see what I was sitting there
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  Speaker 1: going through it. Man, somebody Texas to me to just
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  Speaker 1: simply said that God does not guarantee us a life
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  Speaker 1: free from trouble, but he does promise to be our
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  Speaker 1: refuge in the midst of the storm. And you don't, man,
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  Speaker 1: what prayer enables you to do. It's have just a
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  Speaker 1: little closer relationship with God. It allows you to form
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  Speaker 1: a barricade when necessary. It allows you to have a
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  Speaker 1: place to go when necessary. It provides you a place
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  Speaker 1: of shelter. When it gets real, real windy, and real
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  Speaker 1: real funky for you, when the bullets and arrows is flying,
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  Speaker 1: there's a place that you can tuck yourself. I always
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  Speaker 1: like to refer to it as under his wings. I
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  Speaker 1: like to get tucked under his wings when the bullets
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  Speaker 1: and arrows is flying. You know, I do realize Man
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  Speaker 1: through my life, and I've been taught this over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over Isaiah forty three one and two. That's
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  Speaker 1: someone to the effect that you can walk through the
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  Speaker 1: fire and you will not get burned, norwa kindling set
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  Speaker 1: upon your clothing. And what I learned from that scripture, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: what simply this that if you do have this relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, are you if you are making an attempt
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  Speaker 1: to be righteous, trying to live your life to the
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  Speaker 1: best of you ain't stepping on nobody, trying to hurt nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You're giving God some glory. You're talking with him. You
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  Speaker 1: know you're making some mistakes along the way, But you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You ain't. You ain't just mailing
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  Speaker 1: it in. You are consciously trying to be a righteous person.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's a promise that he gives to you that
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  Speaker 1: he would be there for you. Now, here's the promise.
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  Speaker 1: The promise says something just like this, that you will
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  Speaker 1: be able to walk through the fire and not get burned,
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  Speaker 1: normal kindling set upon your clothing. Now what that means
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  Speaker 1: to me, my interpretation of it real simple. That God
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  Speaker 1: is some things are going to happen to you, and
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  Speaker 1: when they happen to you, it's not his doing. When
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  Speaker 1: when you come under attack, when you when when when
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  Speaker 1: the haters comfort me, it's never his doing. But he
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  Speaker 1: gonna walk with you though and allow you to walk
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  Speaker 1: through the fire, and you will not get burned. That's amazing, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I got a little fire going on right now.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, they can't consume me with it, because
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  Speaker 1: in their attempts to do what they do to you,
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  Speaker 1: to me, to anybody is trying to go somewhere, mind
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  Speaker 1: your business, in their attempts to do what they're setting
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  Speaker 1: out to do. Here's a problem with that. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you got God, if you use this little weapon of
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  Speaker 1: prayer that he gives you, he'll provide you a refuge,
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  Speaker 1: but he'll let you walk through the fire. You will
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  Speaker 1: not get burned. Now, the part where it talks about
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  Speaker 1: won't know kindling set upon your clothing. That's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like if if you've been in the house that's been
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  Speaker 1: on fire before, you know that that house has been
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  Speaker 1: on fire. You can walk in and sit on the walls.
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  Speaker 1: It's a smell in the air. You can see the damage.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, a house that's been on fire until the
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  Speaker 1: repairs come, the restoration, you can walk in there and
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  Speaker 1: know that there's been a fire. Weeks later, after the
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  Speaker 1: house has been on fire, you can walk in because
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  Speaker 1: you can smell it, you can see the sieinge marks.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the difference. How houses you know, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about just structural buildings that they don't have ongoing relationship
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  Speaker 1: with gods. I ain't talking about your temple at church
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  Speaker 1: and nothing, so please don't go there. I'm just telling
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  Speaker 1: you a fact. A house does not possess a soul.
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  Speaker 1: A person possesses a soul. So your relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: is it's where your refugees. So now here we go. Now,
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  Speaker 1: even though you're walking through this, fine, you won't get burned.
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  Speaker 1: But when you walk into a house that's been burned,
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  Speaker 1: you can see it kindling everywhere, soot everything. But oh,
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, when you have a little walk with God,
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  Speaker 1: when you got some faith in him, hear what happens
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  Speaker 1: to you, y'all when they come for you, when they
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  Speaker 1: attack you. The part that it says you won't get burned,
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  Speaker 1: but the no kindling that means when it's over, no
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  Speaker 1: kindling was set upon you that are being There won't
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  Speaker 1: be no soot on you, that won't be no seeing
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  Speaker 1: marks on you. You won't smell ant like you've been
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  Speaker 1: on fire. You won't even look like you've been nowhere
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  Speaker 1: near a fire. But the whole time the fire was
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  Speaker 1: raging all around you. But there's a place that you
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  Speaker 1: can go when your life is on fire, when you
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  Speaker 1: come under attack, there's a spot. There's a spot if
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  Speaker 1: you know God, if you if you're just trying to
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  Speaker 1: be righteous, if you just go over there and get
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  Speaker 1: over that buying just a little bit, y'all, if you
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  Speaker 1: just send up some earnest prayers and and pray it
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  Speaker 1: and mean what you say, there's a spot you can
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  Speaker 1: go that you can tuck under his wings, and you
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  Speaker 1: will walk through the fire and you won't get burned,
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  Speaker 1: And nor's s kindling set upon your clothing. Now here's departo.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me now. It did not
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  Speaker 1: say in there that it would not get unggodly hot.
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  Speaker 1: That's the cold partner. Come on, y'all, you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Eighteen minutes after the hour. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: is the voice of the nephew holding it just momentarily.
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  Speaker 1: It's not eighteen twenty three. Yeah, it doesn't be out.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's happy. He gave me them minutes back. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: that late an hour. Now we step back just a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the run on top of the morning. And y'all,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Jr. What's up Mann? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Good good? Junior is always great. Junior is like if
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  Speaker 1: you could get if I could just get an ounce
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  Speaker 1: of that when he's got just shoot up right and
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  Speaker 1: then you're like, could you just take it down? I
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  Speaker 1: ain't there yet, down all the way down right now,
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  Speaker 1: that's my man right there, all the way down. A shot.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have a shot of Junior. Please, what's up with anybody? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Get it? Yeah? Yeah, we're good. Yeah, I'm just speaking
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  Speaker 1: to the pretty ladies. I ain't really heard them. Just
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  Speaker 1: morning yet. Well, good morning, good morning. What's up girl?
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  Speaker 1: How was the weekend? Uh? My weekend was good. I
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  Speaker 1: had a show in Leavenworth, I did showing or Kansas,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to go to sell me Alabama and
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  Speaker 1: Montgomery and then I got sick. Oh yeah, it's called
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  Speaker 1: low sale. Oh entertainers know what low sale is this. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: tickets don't sell. It's called low sales. You did not
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  Speaker 1: sell out, well we didn't. You didn't put it. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't put it up until last minute, and so it
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  Speaker 1: was very low sale. But Levin went was very good.
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  Speaker 1: We had a good time, very a nice time. And
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  Speaker 1: again you're at the j spot this weekend Thursday. Not
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be there. You have got to be the
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  Speaker 1: deuces myself animate nat man I'm talking to I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: This is like this promoting boy, I'm promoting. I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: where I've been and where I'm gonna be. This is
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  Speaker 1: a prank. Well enough here in the game, we're not
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  Speaker 1: even on the air. Food over you get it all.
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  Speaker 1: I see, I see you can get it in and
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  Speaker 1: I'm appreciative. I was your weekend. It was great. I
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  Speaker 1: was in l A. And I went to the Women's
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  Speaker 1: health that's nice. I've been to that before. That very nice.
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  Speaker 1: Right down in Long Beach, Um, Yeah, Civic cent or yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the convention Center down the Civic Center down there, and
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: it was great. Congresswoman Maxine Waters, Maxine Waters was there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just hiding behind his taxes and I am. I
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  Speaker 1: am upset with him. He will start a war just
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  Speaker 1: not to show his taxes are there. That wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: I just know mismatch. Yeah, yeah, it was greatness. But
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  Speaker 1: shout out to everyone at kJ l H in l A.
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  Speaker 1: And we had we had a wonderful time. Wonderful time.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up something funny. The guys are here,
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  Speaker 1: something funny. We will be back. Oh man, if you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey morning shown, Yeah, yeah, what's what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Don't you you upset? What's do you know?
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  Speaker 1: I'm upset and I have every right to be. It's
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  Speaker 1: not with nobody else but Jay. But I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: anything about it. I just here. That's why we're addressing
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  Speaker 1: it right now. We're gonna bring it out right now now.
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  Speaker 1: Steve said, and I do mean he did say this
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  Speaker 1: he was not hiring anybody else with ailments. I heard,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard him say that. So what you're doing here, Jake?
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  Speaker 1: And here I come diabetic? Diabetic? Yeah, big shaky in
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  Speaker 1: the back scape. You know what, I'm just as mad
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  Speaker 1: as you are because I didn't know you was sick.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know you had anything, and I had it
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  Speaker 1: in my contract that I would not work with somebody
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  Speaker 1: else who had something. I don't care what it was,
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  Speaker 1: yea is It's like we're like gang members, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: diabetics over the sickle over him, who throw your let
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  Speaker 1: in the air and you don't care bits that Jay
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  Speaker 1: don't get in our weight dout y'all not coexists, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just won't happen. It just don't happen. We don't
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  Speaker 1: eat the same thing. I sleeping habits are different, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm coming. Diabetics don't roll with six cell.
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  Speaker 1: We just don't. We just don't never even thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that about him, and had I known,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I know, Yeah, I don't pretend I don't
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  Speaker 1: get anything. I mean, why is he looking at me
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  Speaker 1: like that? Time? Hey? Anytime? Man, just let me take
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  Speaker 1: my blood pressure. I'll get up up in the man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't take it in and I take guka fige. Okay, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: don't mix us up. All right soon, I'm telling you whatever.
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  Speaker 1: All I have to say is don't get sick when
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  Speaker 1: Steve gets here because he doesn't do well and he
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  Speaker 1: can't he can against sales, Yes, and every we don't
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  Speaker 1: roll together. What is the problem. They just think they're
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  Speaker 1: better than anybody. People think they you know, they're funny, acting,
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  Speaker 1: you know better, couldnty much get along with any damn back.
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  Speaker 1: You are raising aware and it's in a really crazy way,
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  Speaker 1: but it's working. How did you get find out? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how did this come about? I walked in on Jay
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  Speaker 1: shooting itself for some insolence. I said, okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: shoot myself with youth insolence. Yeah, that's another group. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and don't mix me with those people, all right, Old,
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  Speaker 1: it's some different stuff. We don't know, jacouse. We thought
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  Speaker 1: all diabetics had. So you got a way to get
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  Speaker 1: your medicine in your body, all right? Let me explain.
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  Speaker 1: You can need to take insulin, which is the shot,
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  Speaker 1: or you can use the pump. Now, the people who
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  Speaker 1: take the pump. They're real funny acting. Don't nobody mess
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  Speaker 1: with them because they have this ability to adjust the
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  Speaker 1: insulin as they want to eat, if they want cake
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  Speaker 1: and turn it up and turn it down. Then there
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  Speaker 1: are people who take pills. I take pills. All three
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  Speaker 1: of us don't mess with each other. But then you
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  Speaker 1: got the sicker cell people. They're just straight, funny acting.
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  Speaker 1: I know, distinction within your own group, though I know
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  Speaker 1: we don't have that over here, sickle sale. We all
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  Speaker 1: the same, But diabetics hate other diabetics as a group.
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  Speaker 1: They hate the people with sickle cell as a group,
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  Speaker 1: as a group. As a group. This is really interesting, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Steve said he would hurt and I'm on
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  Speaker 1: sick people. You're really mad at Steve. He should be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're really mad at Steve when you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: because he did this. I don't think I'm Steve. No, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we let Steve, you know, but I think you guys
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to learn to get along because we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be on this show for quite some time. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to maybe got go out and do a sickle
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  Speaker 1: seal with some cookies. I'm kno gonna mat his head
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  Speaker 1: straight up, just walk upon him and Dad. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: shocked because Steve has known you longer than he's known anyone. Ja.
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  Speaker 1: He knows about your condition, and he knows Junior, and
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  Speaker 1: he chose not to say anything. This is really shut
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  Speaker 1: us up. Yeah he did, That's what I think. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the word he is sick, see right there,
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  Speaker 1: So that means you can't get alone with him. Sick,
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  Speaker 1: sal sick. My telling you right now, right there, hard
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  Speaker 1: to get along with it, says it in the name
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  Speaker 1: sick Jeff. Don't show up at the walks, don't show
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  Speaker 1: up at the banquets? What this is to raise awareness? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're telling him not to show up. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he don't need to be there, Okay, we can do
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  Speaker 1: without his awareness. That's all I'm saying. He don't need
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  Speaker 1: to be there, Jay. Do all diabetics have attitudes like
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  Speaker 1: this because you're pretty strong with this man. Pretty much
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  Speaker 1: pretty much one thing about diabetic man, if we don't
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  Speaker 1: get that sugar, or we don't get rest or it's
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  Speaker 1: just a lot of things that have diabetic Yeah. But
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  Speaker 1: I mean last week you guys were cool. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know this. I didn't know. I would have been this
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  Speaker 1: mad last week too, But over the weekend, shirty, I
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  Speaker 1: researched it and saw it. Oh, Jake got tas I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know. I mean I knew, yeah that, I
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  Speaker 1: just know that they didn't get along as a group.
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  Speaker 1: That's the part that so startling. You ever seen a
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  Speaker 1: diabetic and person hanging out there? You go now that
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  Speaker 1: you mentioned never seen it? Have you ever heard a
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  Speaker 1: joke starting like that? Diabetic and a sick of sale
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  Speaker 1: person walking to a baker a bakery? Tell you? Tell
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  Speaker 1: you what y'all better hire avalance? Need we need to
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  Speaker 1: put avalance stand okay, so to make us somewhere. Jake
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  Speaker 1: as a type, if you get sack, what do we do?
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  Speaker 1: And Steve really needs okay? If I if I at
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  Speaker 1: any point pass out, call my doctor. Because diabetes is
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that type of disease. You could at some point pass
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  Speaker 1: out or you could have headache, so you could get sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah my doctor. Yes, sir, do we have a Do
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  Speaker 1: we have a number we need to keep on our
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  Speaker 1: phone or something? Yes? You do? You have a let
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  Speaker 1: and I need to get one of those we're not
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  Speaker 1: prepared for it. We need training. We do, we do.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to keep a paramedic over Jake show the
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  Speaker 1: whole time for both of us kill. This might pass
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  Speaker 1: out in it coming up next church complaints and aid
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: right after this down you close, yeah, childish gambino. It
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  Speaker 1: will be murdered this week. It is dead. It's dead.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait, I cannot wait, I can't wait. How
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: about you spend in the studio man what Ralph Hawkins?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: We fight for about an hour one and then we
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: get to work because we argue about what goes well
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: covering up. I am deacon deaf jam as you know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm past the motown is in a route right now.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: He'll be here momentarily. But of course the one, the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: one and only, Deacon add Noid is here. Good morning.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm a reverend, h are you can you make it
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  Speaker 1: through this this morning? Plug up my mouth clothes with
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: my breathing home. There's no way your mouth is clure clothes,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: it's completely closed. Just before we get started, can you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: just hasten to me? Tell us what's ground with you?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: It's not sight of in case you think that it's
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: just a birth defect the congestion. No, there's nothing there.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: There's nothing there that it checked and there's nothing there.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I've gone to the doctor and come back and he said,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you know what, there's nothing there. And so I'm saying
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to you, there's you're saying, you're clear, completely clear. This
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: is a this is a good day for me today.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Some some days are briefed heavy yard. Then today today
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: is a very good day. Have you been to the
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: was in throat back? Hell out was gone? That really
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: scared me right here? Yeah, he dropped up. Dare it's
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: like that reverend had Now. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm fine.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's good. I'm good. I'm good. Is it
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: a breathing machine? Done it all? All you do? All?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You get used to it? You do? Do you know?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I'm second week, but maybe a couple of years you
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: get used to cheats you Well, do you think used
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to keep your mouth open? Okay, I'll try it. I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: never have tried that. It's good to open. Trying to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: open your man, that's worse. That's they can add, not
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: reverend reverend. I'm sorry, I can't. You can't think you
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: get my thoughts together. Listen, we do have some try
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: to complain. Do you think you can make it breathe?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It's just one of them. This might be one of them. Book. Okay, yeah,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: let me get started here. Um, it's our annual foot
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: washing day coming Saturday, and we need you are past
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: of Motown to speak privately with brothers. Titus Callaway. I
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: don't know if you know it, Reverendity, but his left
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: foot has only one big toe and one little toe.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: There are no toes in between those two. No no
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: toes in between the big toe and the little toes.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: That he has the big one and the letter one.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Definitely should not. Well, that's what I'm saying. Definitely not. Definitely.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: That's a weird look. You talk about something that slides
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: around your foot down the bottom and flip flops her out?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Where would you wear? Open to settles that. We need
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you a top with him, speak with him. Okay, I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: can do that, and now I stay with me some
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: fun with you. Yes, because he comes every year to
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: get his feet washed, and nobody wants to wash them
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: under ship because she was. Because between that and I'm
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: here here between the big big one in the letter way.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's coming though, to hurry up, it's coming. You get quiet.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know you fell off? I don't you scared me?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: What do you do between the account? Like one? All right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Here was another one? I as you know via the
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Death Choir song that's past Sunday. Um, we're gonna need
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you are rever no time to communicate with them that
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: there's only one person leading a song. They all trying
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: to sing lead and not and the rest need to
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: be on the chorus. This is not good. This is
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the death Choir and we need one of you all
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: to speak with him. Someone should speak to the death.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'm suggestion loud, just as you do with a very
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: loud Yo. It's only one of y'all. Is that gonna
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: be your approach to talking to the death? Cry? You
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: have something to the blood? Right now? When I'm asking
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: you something, where do you go? And you just just
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you hear me? You hear me to stop breathing up.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay. If I stopped for more than thirty minutes,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: then call someone, then called someone them. Good. Alright, we
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: have another situation listening here. I send it to year
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: old I very own sister Isabel low Body, who has
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: been selling moonshine out of her backyard for years is
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: now over the Communion ministry. We have reason to believe
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: this is why everyone is knocked out sleep halfway through
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: service and Femiline out of church after the benediction. Now
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna have to talk to Sister Elizabeth low Body.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I will speak to her of what I'm gonna say,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the hook. Could I get a couple of jobs with that?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: First of all, they still call it the moon shote.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: They really do itself and it's called mood shot, Yes
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: they do. What do they call us? What's her? Less
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and low body? Now that's her name? Why here? Last name? Nobody?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You do your work at the strawberry plantation? Right? Tone
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: with me in the middle of what we're doing with
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we have strawberry plantations. In case you didn't know it, well,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't come from one. Alright, this is reverendad No,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: this is a complaint about past the Motown h Deacon
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Deacon Curby, Deane squad Pump was not sitting down the
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: entire service. He stood up. Then that's because he hells
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a boil on his left. But pastor actually attacked him
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: for standing up. We'll deal with it later when passed
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: it gets either. But that's Deacon Curby, Deane Squad Pump.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, you're listening Steve Morning Show. WHOA all right,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna's coming up with our national news. But first,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys had a chance to
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: see it. It's a four part The Atlanta Housewives three
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: it's the hottest of message and yeah, and part three
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: was last night, where where was Jesus? That's all I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to know. She was not blessed at all. Where
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: was Jesus last night? Carla, Jesus was somewhere going I
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: can't the Lord was shocked Jesus when I can't, I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: just can't. Damn? What was going on? Date? Rape accusations, Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you know, it was just like it was too much
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all season. They were kind of like accusations back and
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: forth concerning Kenny. I don't know if you remember this
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Candy hooking up with women and Candy you know, she
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: was open about it. She admitted to you know, going
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: there a couple of times and then um it was
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Candy has been the woman. Oh yeah, she admitted it.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: She's definitely admitted really. Yeah. It was like some some
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: mes about Porsche and Todd and Katy all getting together
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and that um Porsche, Tod said Porch invited come up
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to her hotel room, and it just got so ugly
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: after that, it got Yeah, Katy said she didn't get
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: to it surely that yeah, it was a bad idea,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and nothing else happened. But then Porsche kind of said
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that she thought that Todd and Candy were planning on
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: drugging her. Yeah, and and Candy was upset. Where did
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you get that from? And finally Porsche kept talking and
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: talking and just finally said that pedro Padra Yeah, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it was crazy explosive. You think, well, that is the room.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: She won't be back. Yeah. So that was the end.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: That was the last moment. If you will Part three?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Do you realize there is a part four? Actually not?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: We want yeh exactly. I'm looking for some sort of redemption.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it is in the show. Somebody's
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: going to do something that's cool and good and they're
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: not just gonna it's not gonna get worse every episode
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: of the reunion. That's what I'm hoping. But it doesn't
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: happen like that. It gets worse. It has to has
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: to elevate, and then number four is the worst of
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: all because they even shocked Andy Cohen. Yeah, yeah, you
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: really have gone out every thing. He's the executive producer
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: of all of these Real Housewife franchises, and he's sitting
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: there going, what it's too much serious activity? Yeah? The
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: two women you with that, yeah watching, I'm with you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: doing okay, okay, Yeah, I like to see that. Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: If we were talking about the serious yeah, that's not right.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about if they're all into it, that's
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: paper a good Well, what of my um one of
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: my girlfriends, Well, never mind, I won't even say that. Well, no, no, no, no,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. Okay, she just asked. She was called.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: She said in Atlanta. She just said, the whole town
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: city of Atlanta. Is everyone doing everyone in Atlanta? That's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: what she said. It is. I have dubbed it as
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the Hey t M Hey because everything goes in Atlanta
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't always like that. But it has changed,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you absolutely right, changed with the times. Yeah, yeah, all right,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: we gotta go to miss Anne right now after all
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this all right, here comes the man right now that
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: needs Let's introduce miss Anne. Steve walked in the door
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: no constans. The mics are hot. Morning, was saying miss
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: An are you there? I don't think she's there. Hello, Hello, Hi,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: good morning. Everybody's good. More quickly, Okay, I'm sorry about that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Not a problem. Good morning everyone. This is Andrick with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the news. Let's start out with this problem. In San Diego,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: police say seven adults were shot, one woman fatally when
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: a gunman who witnesses say never left his pool side chair,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: opened fire on a birthday party an apartment complex and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: upscale apartment complex and suspect. They have been uh the
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: shootings may have been racially motivated. The suspect, identified as
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: for a year old Peter sell Us, was white. He's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: been shot to death by police. They say all the
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: victims are people of color, four black women, two black men,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: and one Latino man. And a black female was killed.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: She's not been identified yet, but again the shooter has
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: been killed. Rescue crews looking for survirus and four southern
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: states in the wake of strong storms storms rather severe
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: flooding and tornadoes, leaving at least fourteen people now dead
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: dozens wounded. Just east of Dallas, for instance, County Executive
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Judge Don Patrick says the situation is still very dangerous.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: We're not allowing anyone into the affected areas to allow
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: first responders these your access. Also, dear to the safety
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: concerns and hazards. We have gas lakes, we have pirelines down,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: trees down, and authorities say the same storm system also
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: hit Missouri and Arkansas are now moving east, prompting flash
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: flood and severe thunderstorm warnings from the Gulf Coast to
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the Upper Great Lakes Tops to the box off This
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: weekend was the Fate of the Furious and Steve is
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a winner, winner one more time. While he has won
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: in the Daytime Emmy Awards, he won four Best Game
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Show Host for Families, few the Best Informative Talk Show
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: for The Steve Harvey Show, The Love You Steve Hark
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I know, wonderful. Feel like I'm a winner too because
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I kind of know him, and I'm like, oh, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: know him. I can say yeah, high Steve, what's up?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Doesn't get me an award though? Anyway. Now back to
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Eugene the Butterfly twenty minutes after
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the hour, stay tuned. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I am um, I just I don't it's not you know,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: come on now whatever, But you know the butterfly. You
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: know they ain't nobody been looking for him this morning.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I promise you some people what's going on is Steven?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: So no stevens here, I'm here now let's go. One
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: person said, with butterfly now not no, no, not a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: six one at six. All questions was where Steve not
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: with butterfly? When he coming up? Did he make it today?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: He'll be here today, none of that nothing. Blood is
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: watch this, you know you know how he's gonna get Well,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Butterfly, is your turn. Hello, butterfly, good morning,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley Carlin Junior, Tommy Jay, Anthony Brown, and
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. First of all, I was in good spirit
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: all up until the thirty seconds ago, and then he
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: just went out the door. We'll get back in good spirits.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Then it's hard. It's hard, so just do your thing.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, stay focused, Okay, hard problem? You just
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: he flucked you fluttered you right? He said you fluttered him.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: The butterfly said you fluttered him. I'm not gonna take
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: it off of you, and I'm not gonna do no. No,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I'm on your shide. I thought we were friends. I
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: thought we was freending too, but it seems like you
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: get with him and you no, no, not at an't no, no, no, no.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I don't need no help. Wish you wash it. I
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: don't need nobody here mad at me. That's what that
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: on me. Nobody didn't. I don't need a character mad
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: at me. Yeah you please, I'm here to please. You
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: know what that feels like, don't, butterfly. Butterfly, Yes, So
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: here's what I want to do. I just want to
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: le everybody know that I'm getting ready to grace the stage.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to put on my my acting chops.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You will be able to catch me in Dallas, Texas
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: starting May tenth. I'll be doing a play called Mama's Boy,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: and I want everyone to come out. It's me, Robin Gibbons,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Um Columbus Short, jack A Harry. The list goes on
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and on. But I am one of the stars in
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the show Dallas, Texas. I'm not that mama out of
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Are you the mama? Are you the mama or the boy?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Both of them? Dual role? You gotta get Anthony Browning.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to. But you switching quick switching? Are
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: you doing alright? Coming up next day? And then he
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: is gonna murder another hit. Sorry, we'll be back after
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, Come on, Steve. That
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: is awesome, no matter what. Well, it's that time murdered,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: hits time. What you got food? Well, Kurt Franklin got
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a little something, A little short song by Kurt Franklin.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: See what it is? But now a short song? What
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: it's not long? This songs are usually like three to
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: four minutes long. This is short. This is about well,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: this it's something that's called a smile. And this is
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Kurt being treated like a child. So, oh my god,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: talking at wake up deate the song all the short men,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't spike come Freeman music, ever so short, ever
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: so short. But we are some grown man with some
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: grown mit. All of the barbers who offer you booth
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to see stone, do you go to six six fangs
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: or somebody big takeship long you're waiting in long line.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: We don't stand on our tones when they imagine as
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: we can't get all unorize deep part this story club
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: bringing lord, come on, junior shooting section, junior section. Doctors
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: gave your grown thats like don't you wish you gonna
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: do the sun? They wouldn't treat you out come on
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: time to be and treated like a child down eating
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: damn the shot was in stock shot cross. Don't give
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a short people. Take it over, just make it smaller.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Take it over on you like would be my stand
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: if you grow seats in the restaroom, Yes it would.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You're right with me, you're right, you much know you're wrong.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: No much bo It's called murders the heads. That's what
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you have to do. And then and then Curt color Cepetete.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Apparently we want to have a celebrity friends come to
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: that conclusion. We love Kirk, he's a friend of the
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: show family. We will have a friend left. Jay, thank you.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: You already can't get along with sicker sales, Oh my god,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: miss that earlier. I ain't because I got some questions.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: He started, and he started, he's got a problem. Well,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't supposed to be here, so they started. Now
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the last sick person he's supposed to have. I don't
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: know how he sicker sell people funny. They're just funny diabetics,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: ain't it. I didn't know there was a beef who knew? Yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: one always trying to be sicken than all. Yeah, but
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: you did say you I heard you tell Junior that. Yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I say that. Sea. I forgot, you know, the hot
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: soucers and stuff he got out. I forgot. I don't know,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: because I ain't never in that. I ain't in the
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: sugar the section shopping. You know, I shot with regular people. SHO.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Don't expect Steve to help you, Jane, not at all?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Huh that. I'm gonna post some orange juices on that
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and pray for you. I don't touch nobody when they
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: fall out. Sick doctor, what do you say? I can't
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: wait till you go to that. I'm coming in. I'm
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: plugging your machine. Machine takes more sick days than a
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: sick of cell sick. Yeah, yeah, he'd be out too.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I'm talking you call his hospital room. Man, you just
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: try to hang up. I'm not gonna be the last
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: they talked to. No, I'm not gonna be the last
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: one to talk to. So when I call in the
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: uh and Frank phone call coming up? But first coming up,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, But first, nephew, what you got oak triosity?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call? His favorite. You got to hear this one.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Police Y Marvin. Hi, I'm calling you from DR's office.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm actually the lab technician. UM and you you came
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: in and got it physical. I guess about a couple
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago. Okay, and my understanding this is for
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: your for your occupation, correct, Okay, you're what do you
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: do for a living when you're a m Okay? Now
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I was giving you a call about I'm here looking
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: at your records and all the testings that you actually
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: went through. Um wow, let's see have you had any
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Have you had any activity or any problems around your
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: naval area? Noe? Okay, Yeah, everything's fine. But I mean
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: if you haven't had any any type of nothing, no
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: breakout or anything around your navel or whatsoever about my navel.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, to see what's going on? Man, okay. Actually,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you've been diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatriosy. Oatriosity
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: is actually a fungus that comes out of South America,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're if you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: haven't had it yet, you said you haven't had any activity.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: be growing from your navel and it gets about six
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: inches long and it probably bears about probably about thirty
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: leaves on it, but it's very small. WHOA wasn't that
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you see a tree gonna be growing out? My name?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: happen is I'm gonna have to get you to come
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: back in probably the next month. We're gonna need you
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to come in so we can check it out. But
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: it's got to grow its fullest potential before we can
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: actually do anything to it. No, I can't come in
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: and on money. I got to come in today. Man.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Somebody got we we we get just trying to resolve. Man,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married. Man. Well, we can't. It has
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh. The full
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: term is actually like about four weeks before we can act.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm not waiting for no four weeks. Man. Somebody
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: got to come to me something, right. No, man, I
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: going crazy, man, sir, oh trios, this is something that's
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this and I don't
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: give it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: to come give me some some help right now. Man,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man. Somebody in this
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: off of man got to come down and do something
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: for me, man, and what you say. You said, I
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: can cut it out myself. So the best I can
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: do is probably trim it a bit, you know, and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot touch
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: the full stock at all. Man, you can cut this
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: do something. If you cut it, you cannot, sir. If
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you cut it, there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: gonna really create a bigger problem than what you have already. Man,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this dot. Man, you didn't tell me.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Can't nobody that I've dried on there and get this man,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: fly to Jamaican. It can't now somebody can do for me.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create, good Man,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna create a bigger problem if you try to
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: pull it out, Sir. Problems are rid of up. I'm
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: trying to get this, man, big me you want to do?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: It's not simple, man, out of you can do, man, sir.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: O Triosity is not something that we treat all the time.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it hails from South America, so we
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: got I don't give a great Britain. Somebody for me
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: to come down and help me pull man, Sir, I
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: understand what you're going through, but we have to let
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the full root of it, and to grow. Man. I
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: ain't ro man right now. Man, y'all gonna have to
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing we can do. We
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: can probably trim it a little bit. The trim some
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: play man do something, sir. There's nothing we can do
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: at this point but sit back and wait and let
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term. Okay, can we get you
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: do the waiting? Man? Somebody help me right No, man, sir,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: to get appointment for me to day. I'm going to
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: give matter. Man. I'm gonna fly to Jamaica. Now. I
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: can't have them ticking out of me. I can't see
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: it to port Man, he's going embarrassing me like that
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: man that's tinking out my neighbor. Sir. I understand it,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and like I said, Oa, triositis is very rare and
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: it's it's something that we haven't treated that many times.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Here in the States, but overseas, the message that we're
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: getting is that we need to let it grow. It's
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: full term. Ain't nobody in the mirror shood got man,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: it's a triositis, sir. I get it. Then nobody else, Sir.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I could not believe that you were coming up with
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: atriositis here in the States. It's it's something very rarely
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: seen here. There's been two people in the past has
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away. So
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: now you tell them and you're gonna me. Man, I'm
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: coming down to us today. Man, somebody couldn't do something me.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: There's nothing that we can do today until four or
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: five weeks. I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I'm here and what you're saying, but I can't do
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: anything if you don't see the tree already coming out
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: of the navel. Yeah, somebody got to do something now.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Damn what you want me to do? Man, I don't
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: know what I want you to do, sir, but I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: have one more thing I can tell you what you
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: got to say. Man, are you listening? Listen to you? Man,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve hoppin Morning Show.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy. Earl Man. You
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: gotta be kid out my wig Man, you toming man, Man,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: he'll be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking at all
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: of my damn neighbor things. The truth for the man.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I'm on the man. No, you ain't right now, man,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I'm already nervo weeks Man. Hey, Man, I got one
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is the
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: land of morning show. If you're listening your ass getting there?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Understand you call a fly here. If you're listening to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: a nervous can't be sitting there and pull some gruwing
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: out of me. Mine was can you get a change?
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: So I'm the only one in America with man Time
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to Laugh when we put this out there, Time to
• 55:54
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• 55:57
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  Speaker 1: Vincent Center. It's myself, said the entertainer of Time to Laugh,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: He d Jake style. Are you hosting that tummy your sir? Okay?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: So it's just you would said, I mean said They've
• 56:12
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• 56:15
  Speaker 1: the guy that lornally open for saying, Oh my god,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: j J. Funny out of Atlanta. This is in Dallas.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah that j J. Yes, yeah, yeah, you know you
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: gotta specify with j J. Yeah, bunch of J James.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You should have seen the little j J trying to
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: talk to Speed one day, didn't j J. Let me
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: tell you how did that go? And go away? Yeah? Yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: he out the best. What would happen? I don't know
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you heard from when you guys met up? What happened?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, just like he didn't. He didn't
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: quite get it, you know, he thought because he was young,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: so he was just talking to me like I wouldn't nobody. Oh, well,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you finished coming. You don't know how to go? He
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: said that, you know how you know you older jokes.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't ju I ain't running hurdles. I mean he
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: said that to you. Yeah, I'll jokes for long as time.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Starbarry let her coming up? He going, y'all y'all heard
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: him one night? Changed everything? Did you? He said that? Yeah?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: What was he doing? He said that you're listening hard
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Morning show all right, Let's get it, can I can
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I say this, Tommy, working face to face with Shirley
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: out here in l A is such a pleasure. She
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: does so many nice things. Junior. Ye, I need you
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: to be trained by Shirley, because when I'm working with you, man, damn,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: thing happened like this happening, and I'm sick of you.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you you and rhyme. We're sick in his hand.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of hair. Only you with the sick of sale.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: And you don't you don't do what Shirley do? I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: see that there were riding to work, you speaking to
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: people in owners here. I heard that, man, it was Rick,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: what's up? How you know people? Yeah? Everybody? Jay I
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: started stopping a gas station. I almost a gas station.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I know him all right. Here we go with the
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: letters subject One night changed everything. I don't know if
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I need to do a disclaimer in front of this
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: letter or not, but just please be aware. Yeah, if
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you have small children and car with you, uh, you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: might not want them to hear this. Uh. Dear Stephen, Shirley.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I dated a woman for three years and this year,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: for her birthday, I decided to surprise her with a
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: special gift she's been asking me for. I got her
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: a card, and then I was planning to try to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: do something that I've never done. I decided to finally
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: come face to face with the cookie. You have to
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: read between the lights there, Okay. I decided to finally
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: come face to face with the cookie, if you know
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: what I mean. The day before her birthday, we hung
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: out and we had a few shots of tequila. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: spent the night with her, and she was more intoxicated
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: than I was. I had her to undress, turn the
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: lights off, and get in the bed. I told her,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: here comes the surprise, Stephen Shirley, here's the problem, and
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: the heat of the moment, all right, get ready for
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: this next line. In the heat of the moment, she
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: passed gas, I'm in my face. It was like gunshots
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: firing at me. Since the lights were off and I
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: was still dressed. I rushed out of the room and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: tried my best not to throw up on her. Now
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I realized I refused to talk to her. I won't
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: answer her calls or text messages, and I am way
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: too embarrassed to tell my boys about it. I may
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: never try this again. What should I do? Please help.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: All right, so let me get this straight. It was
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: her birthday and all you got her was a card.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at you for that, first of all. Okay,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: at him for that, all he got hurt. But I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: think you know as far as what you should do.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I think you pretty much have done it. All you left.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: You have not been heard from since. Uh. You don't
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: answer her phone calls, her text messages. This was a
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: traumatic experience for both of you. For you, of course,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: my god, and for her. I can't imagine how embarrassed
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: she is right now and will always be. I don't
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: think you guys will ever get over this. I think
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: you did the right thing by leaving and just letting
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: it go. I know I learned from Steve that men
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: don't do closure, just keeping moving because this was traumatic.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: And yes, I am mad because all he got her
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: was a card for her birthday. Steve, how you feeling, dog? Yeah? Huh,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you're talking to the writer. I mean, you know, man, really, bro,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to you. That got
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: to be one of the most devastating things that can
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: happen in a man's life. Damn that call. He just
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: gonna give her the surprise of her life. Yeah, I'm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: gonna come face to face finely with the cookie. Yeah,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come up in help girl and put it
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: on your I'm at the foot of the bed. I'm
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: army crawling. I'm army crawling at the foot of the bed.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Y'all come, y'all come down yet you know, like you know,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: like j I know you want to go. I know
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you think I'm coming. Yeah, come years I am. I'm good, good,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: good good. We're gonna get you, get you, get you good.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: He army crawling. Then you said in your letter, right
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: when you got eased to face with the cookie, she passed.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: This was his quote, she passed gas in my face.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: It was like gun shot was fine at me. That's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: not adequate enough. It's Western gun shots. It's a damn bazooker.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: It's somebody then loaded a brown full of scoop in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: a damn gun and shot it in your face. And
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: it was probably double dangerous because your mouth was open.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: So that's how I know it. I know it wasn't
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: right because you can't get russ you off your mouth,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: and it fun go in your nose and your mouth.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: It's a little woman you crawling Now I got get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: the pitch now your army crawling? Yeah, come yeah, this
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: your day, Mr Day. I've been happy birthday. All this
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a moon. You were happy to you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: and then you owe your mouth. That's what really if
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: you're not your mouth old, but it wouldn't have been
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: as bad. But your ass. We're saying. So you're crawling
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: in there and you're saying happy. Bro. Oh you're gonna
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: love it. You're gonna love it. Go and you're gonna
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm gonna get up and oh man, and
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: that's how I gonna And it's definite. And its sounded
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: like gunshots. Oh man, you look up. You don't know
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: what it is because you're thinking it's this mace war
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: what it listen? Just a gas chamber under the covers
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: my drowning years as a submarine explorer. It feels like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: somebody and hit you in the face for the bull
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: up set for a hot hockey, Got more when we
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: come back crawling, Yeah, I come here. I had the
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: day Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, the recap subject
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: of this letter one night changed everything. They did this
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: one for three years this year for her birthday, he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: decided to surprise her with a special gift that she's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: been asking for. This is a request that this dude
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: didn't want to do it because we ain't really that close.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: But after three years, is we close? So he got
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: on a card and was planning and trying to do
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: something I've never done. I decided to find it, come
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: face to face with your cookie. Everybody knows where we're at. Now,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down there and look at it. I'm
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: gonna go down there. I'm gonna introduce myself. I'm going
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: down there to say hello. Careful, careful, I'm going down
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: now to find it, meet and kiss. Getting close to
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: the edge, I'm going to kiss the cookie tonight. So
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the day before her birthday, they hung out and had
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: a few shots at the killer, spent the night. Whether
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: she was more intoxicated than I was. I had her undressed,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: turn the lights off, and get in the bed. I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: told here, come to surprise. Nah, here we go. The
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: visual is he is army crawling to the promised land,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: elbow elbo. But now everybody's a slow crawl because it's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: field with anticipation. Because this is a request that's been
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: happening for three years. So in all the time and
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: the request, I'm gonna take my time. Go here, boy,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: take your time three years into major here. Come move
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: your leg Ah girl, yeah, come girl, this is it
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: right here, Everything going good. He decides on his way
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: to the cookie to sing happy birthday. Now. He armed
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: me crawling. Now it's happy birthday, Happy birthday. Now. You
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: know when you sing happy birthday, you have your first
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: breath is deep with so you just don't break off
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: in the happy birthday without inhaling a nice because it's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: happy birthday to you. That's all one line. One broth,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Happy brethday. And on the inhale or the second happy
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: it was happy birthday to you on the inhale of
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: the second one. It happened. She shot it. She fo't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: man much. Dad th all up his nostrils and he
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: took it on the inhale in the middle of saying
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: it happy and sad. Now imagine, no, you got to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: reverse army car the first army crow retreat the reverse
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: as fast as the former, because nobody practices the reverse
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: army crawl. So now in covers and got him jailed up,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: his foot locked. He didn't reversed army crowl he dined
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: now now what he shout it did what was took
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: a pillow and brushed it on the head and walk her.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Ask because now you know what we've been to do.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Wake me up, because we've been the kiss because you're
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: gonna get some of this back often to let you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: see why the hell out of had to reverse this
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: army crawl me and you kiss you right now? How you?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Why are you hit me in the face with this pillar?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: SEC's down, my damn and I'm thinking about killing myself
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: with you. You got to picture the reverse because that's hard.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: You can You don't know how to do that. Nobody practices. Yeah,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: you never worked on the reverse. Nobody reversed on the crawl.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: But he got tangled up in the sheets. Foot count
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: up in that sheet. He got his toes on. He
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: can't get out under them covers. It ain't what he
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: thought he was. He never even got to say nothing
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: to the Cookie because he got shot in the middle
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: of that second inhale, happy man, that was it, and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: threw that boy in the self young too, because it
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  Speaker 1: takes you three years and kissing cookie young. He young.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know how to go. He didn't know. He
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  Speaker 1: could have been the mood this a long time ago,
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  Speaker 1: but now he waited three years. She had something for him, though. Man,
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  Speaker 1: she put that shot on him. You don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do, and it happened right. Oh, I'm taking my
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  Speaker 1: car back to you. Pop. Now you reverse cross the
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  Speaker 1: back of the throat. Yeah, you have to practice. That's
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  Speaker 1: never taught the proceding. So he's actually in one place
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  Speaker 1: because his knees ain't coordinated with the reverse. His arms
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  Speaker 1: going back, but his knees don't know this, so he
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  Speaker 1: just in one place. So now he just under him coverage,
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  Speaker 1: just taking it. So now now it has become like
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: a gas change under him, under these sheets, and he locked.
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  Speaker 1: It's like and under a gas chain. And Nidia took
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  Speaker 1: another breath because he the reverse call confused, so he
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  Speaker 1: didn't took a knob. Now the system is locking up, man,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: because when you get hit with severe funk, you really
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  Speaker 1: don't know you're gonna wake up. We kissing give you
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  Speaker 1: some of this. Defend the kiss. Oh man, why haven't
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  Speaker 1: you called? Because you damn near killed me. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I've been down here waiting three years. Boy, it was
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: like a pellet gup. It were like powder shots and
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: it probably had a little miss tune, yeah, because it
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  Speaker 1: just like a mist not miss, and it's like gas.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you could get a camera like pepper spray,
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  Speaker 1: pepper spray from the bedroom. Hey, let me give you
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  Speaker 1: a suggestion on this letter. Four we get out of here,
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  Speaker 1: fellas if you're going in to surprise with the cookie.
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  Speaker 1: What the letter did not tell you what to do
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  Speaker 1: when he got hit. When he got hit with it,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: it was a triple shot and it has a missed
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: and it discombatulates you at first, and you instead of
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: reverse army crawling. It would have been better if he
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: had just turned and went out the same way he
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: came up under him coming, but it throws you off.
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  Speaker 1: He ended up crawling further up in there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: my damn they killed You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: It is Tommy Tommy's Weekend Confessions. You can call us
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: right now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, Because what, nephew, I'm not
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: here to help you. I just want to hear what
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: you're going through. That's all called the nephew the boot
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: another idiot, But I don't need help. I'm with Tommy
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: on that help list. He did something crazy over the weekend,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: call the nephew and let him know. But he got
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: a supporter. Yeah. I was listening and I was like,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Tommy. Hey, did you guys hear about this story?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Isaiah Thomas? What a guy? I mean he went into
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: full playoff hockey mode in the first half of Game
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: one in the Celtics Wizard series this yesterday. I after
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: trying to deflect the pass his tooth. I don't know
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: if you guys saw the game, but his tooth literally
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: flew out of his mouth, okay, onto the court. The
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: camera caught everything, It caught it perfectly. Did he get
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: hit in the mouth, yeah, yeah, yeah, And then in
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: classic hockey fashion, he just kept playing. Immediately hit back
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: to back three and the Boston and the Wizards. You
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: actually saw the two fly out his mouth. Yeah, and
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: then he went over and picked it up off. No
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: one will go get that. Yeah, you will see him
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: with a mouth guard from Yeah. But this is all
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: after he did the eulogy at his sister's well, that brother,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: that went through some stuff. Man. Hats off to Isaiah
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Thomas and the Boss itself for rallying around. They bore
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the way they did. That was a strong short of support. Also,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I want to say something great about Paul Pierce. He
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: retired last night. It was his last basketball game. Paul
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Pierce man played the game the way he was supposed
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: to be played. Paul Pierce put it on the floor
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: every night. He came with it. Paul Pierce out of
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: l A. He is the truth. Will also anybody see
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Paul Pierce, tell him when you see Steve Harvey said,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: he appreciate your game board effort. Your boy played basketball
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: for real. Dog. He was nasty man. Where Well the
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: l A Clippers they were there. Clippers are bringing in
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: the Clippers. Used to be the joke of l A.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Now it's the Lakers. But that's all difference. If the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Clippers don't win it, the playoff round ain't gonna they
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: got to do something and they and they now have
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the record for the team that has lost the most
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: playoff rounds that his series. They got to do something
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: about that, alright. So from basketball we go to football.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Now the l draft huh, Well, Brad kaya Kaya was
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: born in l A. He was raised in l A,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I should say, and his mother was an actress, but
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: he never realized how relevant his mom's small role in
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: a big movie had become. Then Kaya said by to
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: his mom and left Los Angeles for Florida, where he
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: became the starting quarterback at Miami. His mom's role in
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: which got the most notoriety because of Ice Cube's iconic
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: line by Felicia in the film, gave his mom a
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: bit of stardom. That was Friday, right. Yeah, He's way
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: too young to remember the role because the movie was
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: released April, almost five months before he was born. And
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: now twenty one years later. Angela means Kaya a k a. Felicia.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Her has been drafted into the NFL. Angelo means yeah
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: the comedian, Yeah, yeah, are you serious? That's just that's girl.
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  Speaker 1: That's Angela's son. And she plays the gradhead in the movie,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: right right, but you know, man, but on sitcom she
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: should play you know, sophisticated b Yeah, you know, she
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: was a house parted hanging with Yeah, well, congratulations. Her
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: son has been drafted by the Detroit Lions. Angela means
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: what's up girl? That is that that really is. Yeah,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: because your story went all the way around the back
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: to you was talking about how you don't have to
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: put some order. Now, someone who have a right in
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: these damn stories gonna have to put him in the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: right order because we don't went to hear you was
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: talking about I think everybody because you're the only one.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a sports she. You didn't see the movie. Yeah,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: that's that's a problem. You try to throw it on me. Yeah,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: and you didn't see Frady. So I'm trying to come up.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about doing another one Jay last Frady, and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to come up the whole night. Well,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: can I tell where you're there now? Yeah? You have
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: a ride? Yeah, Yeah, that's all because I don't go
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: to the image. Congratulations once again, case you guys haven't
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: heard Steve one to daytime Emmage for his talk show,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: You're Steve Harvey talk Show and for Family Feud for
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  Speaker 1: best game show. Congratulations. I'm gonna put them. I'm gonna
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: bring him in l A and put him up in
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: l A. Yeah. You should make cuff links out of him. Yeah,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah, him, I want just say you
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: when you tuck your hands have to be in the air.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: What oh my have my eye? Yeah yeah, that'd be sick.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: You know what, slick, you gotta show what you got
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: cut flank, I like that. Like that, man, tell me
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: would get it on the change? Change would be good.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I would wearing everyone rings, not couplings. Come on two
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: chanes like you got a cane and put that on
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: top of the change. So it's a change. What I'm
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: gonna do is I'm gonna do like Isaac Hayes did.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: He mounted too, He got the El Dorado. He mounted
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: two chandeliers on the top of his head lights on
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: her like I'm mounting to I'm gonna take that lady
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: of Ecstacy off rolls and I'm gonna put the Emmy
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: on that look like I would put the Emmy on
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: the hood. All my call. We getting confessions coming up?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: All right? Hey, do we say congratulations to Sierra and
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Russell Wilson. They're the proud parents of a brand new
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: baby girl. Congratulations to them. Yeah, yeah, well, I'm sorry,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have said that. Congratulations I'm talking to
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: That's wrong. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: for weekend Confessions. I want to apologize. I want to
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: apologize to my loyal fans and listeners um for bringing
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: uh J on the show to go along with Tommy's
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: already ignorant behind. Now he has somebody who actually agrees,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: and I agree and and and go along. I love it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: I would listen to me and I was like, yeah,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: right on timing, that's right. Don't you don't have a
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: stupid Yeah, everybody needs a stupid cuddy. No, no, you don't. Yeah,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: all right, Well, guys, it's time for weekend confessions because
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: whatnot not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: But I love it. Okay, let's go to the phone.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to confess? Jaysonce you're
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: all in with Tommy and well, I'm confessing that I'm
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: so happy to be here, and I really still think
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: every day every day that this is a prank. You
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: guys are gonna go all right, enough, we've had enough.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: You get you don't really work here, because I noticed
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I know him, I know what he'll do. You like
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: your job, I like you like podcast? What you ain't
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: staying you like your job. You like that. Come on,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: little baby, you are talking. You like talking. You like money.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: You like money the lifetime, ain't you ain't gonna keep it?
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  Speaker 1: Is your confession, all right? If you have one, call
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: us eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: line three and talk to Van out of d C. Hey,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: how are you very good? How you doing? What's what's
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: what's your confession? Okay? Um, So I'm kind of a
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: degenerate gambler, um and I'm aware of that, but um
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I put my school. I agree with someone that I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: would go in a four months hiatus from playing poker
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: because I was just really involved in it. Well, my
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: my hiatus was done, um this past weekend Friday to
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: be exact. So, um, I had it straight to the
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: poker room and um, I mean I killed it. I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: mean I one and that just gave me so much gratification.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: I was just so happy went back the next day
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: and killed it. I mean people were complimenting and everything
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: on my game, and I just felt like I'm back.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: I had two days in a row, two days in
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: a row, and the first one, you know, was a
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: triple of what I won the first day. So but
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: here's the degenerate gambler and me. So I've been playing
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: black jack two and so I went out and bent
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: it all at the black jack table, lost it all
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: at the black tack table. How much did you win? Um,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: not that much pain A couple of thousands. I ain't bad.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Then you took that two grade and went over to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: the black jack table loft it off. Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: You'll be back down there next weekend, h even though
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: I'll probably be back today today. After she hanged this
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: phone up, she's going, yeah, you got a problem. Yeah,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, And the thing is in blackjack. I lost
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: it all, then one most of it back, then lost
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: it all on most of it back. So it's just
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: like a roller coaster ride for me. What you're trying
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: to win though, how much you're trying to get out,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Maybe I do need to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: set a definite goal. I don't know. I like to
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: play cards. Um, there's nothing to do with it. You know,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: it's a form of entertainment for me too. So it's
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: the excitement, the thrill. She's caught up in the possibility,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: she's chasing the big hit, and it sounds like you
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: were trying to help her, Tommy, that's not what you
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: were trying to help. I was trying to get clarific case.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I'm never trying to help. Let's get that understood. Trying
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: to help. I just need clarify. Check yourself. You lose
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: too much one time, you a't gonna be able to
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: come back. It happens to all them. Baby, you gotta
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: go get some help. Yeah, you better get some help
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: for you mess your money? What you do for a living? Um,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a personal trainer and I drive uber in this
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: part time. So okay, you hustle fine, and she's got
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: a great body. My rent, do you just five and
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: turn it into something up? What did you mean? Why
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: mess a good situation? I mean she ain't here gaming
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: to take this five and bring back my rent money?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Flipping flip this? Hey Jr? What's up? Maybe you know man,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: maybe you ought to get to know one. Well. You
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: gotta put the game in head down. You want she
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: could pick you? You he can't do nothing with you?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man? Cool with that gambling, that's that's even a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: very issue. Now he's not. That's one of the reasons
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: I went on the hiatus. Um and uh, Yeah, he's
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: not cool with it. He's you know, you went out
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: this weekend and did it and did it again. Um, yeah,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: yeah he knew, he knew that I was at the casino. Yeah,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: where you live? Back? What city? I got to DC?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: And so that it's definitely an issue. I mean, there's
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: there's an MGM that just opened up and now, yeah
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: that's nice, Like, yeah, my breastfriend's daughter, she runs that project.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: Gambling is crushing people. Don't don't tell her your best
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: friend run that. She's gonna be looking for him. Know,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: all all you can do is get put out. You know,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: she got a ride when she when she gotta take
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: somebody to the MGM. Y'all think she get out to Yes,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: she does. Talking all right, let me do this. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: how are you feeling about your segment? Good? I'm feeling good.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: But you know, Mr Help, everybody happen you want to
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: help people? Don't don't quit trying to help everybody. You're
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: saying help me? Say did kick in the help mode?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Don't write another book? Quit trying to help people? Right back?
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  Speaker 1: Let's say that. Say what this is? So'll call us
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine. Steven, you don't want any
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: help and you just want to confess because what have
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: you here to help you? I just want to hear
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: what you're going You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are. We're in the middle of
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions with the nephew not here to help you,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. Mr Helper
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: is here helping when we come back. Is that his
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: new name? Mr Helper? Steve Help, You went right in
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: the help mode? I'm sorry? Did you tell him to
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: write another book? Tell me how to quit gambling? And
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: all of that said? I'm sorry? All right, we need
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: to go back to the phones, don't we Okay, let's
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: see who we have here. Let's go to line. Let's
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: go to line five and talk to Caramel. I believe
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: that's a made up name out of Georgia. Caramel, you
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: tell them to do that. Good morning, Dona. Good thank
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: you for using your fictitious name. What you got, what's happening? Well,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna keep you a long time because I
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: know you're not here to help you. Just want to
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: hear what I'm going through with that don't feed as
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: a problem. But I have a girlfriend that's a girlfriend's
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: or a friend. But I hustle's work at night, so
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: whenever their only way to get drunk and dance around
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: the house in the nude and take showers, and one
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: thing just leaps to us. Let's let's let's yeah, Caramel,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: let's bad cup baby. When your husband is at work,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: y'all get drunk at the house and dance around naked,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: and one thing leave to enough. Yeah yeah yeah. And
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: they don't know nothing about this, thank dog. But I
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: don't think they would mine my husband. I always say
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: he's he think so far as the Lyrist Folks Club.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: So I don't think you wo mine. M hm, Hey,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: what what city of y'all leaning? At? What time do
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: they work that night? They don't work in mandance. When
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: my husband is a manager and one of the manufacering
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  Speaker 1: companies and um he's a supervisor. He's praying is so
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  Speaker 1: they work night and a lot of times they do
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  Speaker 1: over time and stuff. So maybe they ain't doing over
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  Speaker 1: follow the money they're doing over time. Y'all ever be
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  Speaker 1: looking for some company when y'all dancing around? Here we go, here,
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  Speaker 1: Why did you feel? Ahead? Go ahead? Now, go ahead, Jack?
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  Speaker 1: How would you feel if you found out your husband
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  Speaker 1: was taking showers and dance around and something lea another?
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  Speaker 1: How would you? How would you supervisor sup to the
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  Speaker 1: supervisors naked with hard hats on, dancing in the shower?
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  Speaker 1: How would you like with teams on? How would you
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  Speaker 1: like that I'm not come home and with the waist
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  Speaker 1: belts on in the shop too built and some tams on,
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  Speaker 1: some tims once a week? Do y'all do this once
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  Speaker 1: twice a week? From y'all danceing around naked? That doesn't
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  Speaker 1: happen often? Um, it doesn't happen often? What do you
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  Speaker 1: call often? Yeah, twice. Only happened twice. Yeah, we're doing
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  Speaker 1: only talking for about five six years. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty interesting. What what Caraman, What y'all drinking? Oh we
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  Speaker 1: drink um? Fireball that fireball that that fireball. Make you
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  Speaker 1: smart whatever. But that is if you want to get
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  Speaker 1: naked with your girlfriend, fireball and making a mall, but
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  Speaker 1: do it for you? All right, we can confessions. I
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  Speaker 1: love them. I'm bitter and I love anything that has
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  Speaker 1: to do with bitterness. You're all about all about Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. All right, let's go to the phones. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to the phones where we can confessions. Eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine. Steve, if you have a confession, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not here to help you. I just want to hear
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  Speaker 1: what you're going through. All right, Mr, help me? How
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  Speaker 1: are you today? I'm doing great. Time. Just just gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay out the segment. Go ahead and join yoursel No help,
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  Speaker 1: no helping you didn't? Okay, go ahead, all right, let's
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  Speaker 1: go to line eight and talk to Tina out of Florida. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to all, Welcome to the show. Jay, um
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  Speaker 1: My weekend confession is is that I have the worst
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  Speaker 1: job you can imagine right now. The pace up and
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  Speaker 1: the hours are lousy, and I can't get out of it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm talking about being a parent. I have a
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  Speaker 1: teen year old. Oh it sounds like you guys are
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  Speaker 1: all holding your breath. Um. I have a fourteen year
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  Speaker 1: old autistic son that is very defiant now. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I I'm from the old school, you know. I used
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  Speaker 1: to have to get on my knees with the rice
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  Speaker 1: on the floor and got beat with a race tracks.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I tried to talk to him. I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking the therapy and all these other things, and it's like,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't want to do it anymore. I don't
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  Speaker 1: And I'm saying to myself, is it's making me a
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  Speaker 1: bad person because I just don't want to. I was
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  Speaker 1: at the finish line when he came. I was I
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  Speaker 1: could see the finish line. And he came late, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because I already had a daughter and she was she
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  Speaker 1: was almost out of school, you know. And it's just
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to prepare him for the world, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because he can't fight with his hands. He needs to
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  Speaker 1: be intelligent. Because I have no idea what it feels
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  Speaker 1: like to walk around with one foot in the graveyard,
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  Speaker 1: and as a black or brown man, that is what
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  Speaker 1: you do, you know. So you know I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to you know, I tell him I have been private school.
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  Speaker 1: I've been protecting him from this, and I'm like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, maybe I should just take the safety that away.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you need to get your buck beat a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times on the bus or off the bus or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and then we have to deal with Okay, so your
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  Speaker 1: confession is your confessing. I don't like this job a parent. Yeah, yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the payoff. When when when do I say, oh, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, well, I mean and I thought about maybe
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  Speaker 1: I just sent him to, you know, Steve's mentor in camp.
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  Speaker 1: But then I said no because I felt I was
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  Speaker 1: so bad for Steve because when Shaniqua came out, he
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  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't know how to handle it. You know, my
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  Speaker 1: son came to me and told me that he was bisexual.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: We walk in the store. Oh mom, he's cute. Really,
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  Speaker 1: where do they do this that? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Get your life together? I mean, look, I mean, we've
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  Speaker 1: had we've had gay boys at the camp. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't discriminate in that. You know, we're just trying
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  Speaker 1: to teach him to power dreaming and the principles of manhood.
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  Speaker 1: He can learn them, you know. But two d other
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  Speaker 1: boys down that they have a check system. Hey, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you question. Did you say he has autism? Yes,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: he has Okay, See there's a lot of variables syndrome.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: So basically if you look at him and see it
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  Speaker 1: looks normal and he could probably could talk some of
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  Speaker 1: her about five and then you'll say, Okay, what's what's
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: really going on with him? You know, because he you know,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: he think, hey, hold on, we're gonna time for just
• 1:38:27
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  Speaker 1: Fred Savage. She's going to make the big announcement today.
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  Speaker 1: Rumor has it that it's going to be none other
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  Speaker 1: God is good? I need to take it with me
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  Speaker 1: So okay, Steve, So Junior, Junior has a crisis. He's sick.
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  Speaker 1: Jay get sick. They're both in the hospital at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. Who are you going to sick? Oh? I'd
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  Speaker 1: last time you were sick, Steve, you come in and
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  Speaker 1: hung up and gave me a scription. You don't need
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  Speaker 1: side of the break room, and I keep I was
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  Speaker 1: fifty nine years old. The first time I spent a
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  Speaker 1: night in the hospital. And it happened last last winter.
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  Speaker 1: I had walking pneumonia. I was just going to work. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I had walking neumonia, and one day man I had
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  Speaker 1: The doc said, how long have you had this? I said,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I said, I just gotta keep going
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  Speaker 1: to work. He says, son, you can't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: was shaking so bad that on camera I was visibly shaking.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: They came out and said, Stevid, you know you're shaking
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• 1:43:40
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• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: to the studio. As soon as she looked at me,
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  Speaker 1: she said, y'all gotta take my husband to the hospital now. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you have pneumonia. We're gonna keep you here for ten days.
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  Speaker 1: So they reserved the room for ten days. And I
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: was in the hospital, man, and I just I just said,
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