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Truth Be Told, Mo'Nique got something 2 say! - 05.16.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know, y'all bags
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  Speaker 1: all looking back to back down, giving them just like
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  Speaker 1: the milking things. And it's cos y'all to me, true
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  Speaker 1: good at hardy listening to me to each other for Stouley,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you join yeah, well, join me into me.
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  Speaker 1: Honey said you gotta turn, yeah, you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn the time to love. It got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn water wanter go, comey, come on your
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  Speaker 1: good minded everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. I got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show, you know. I eventually wanted to syndicate
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  Speaker 1: after I was given the opportunity, But the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: about the radio show in the beginning was not my idea.
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  Speaker 1: My idea simply was, I asked God to make me
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  Speaker 1: one of the premier stand ups in the country. That's
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  Speaker 1: all I wanted from me. I asked him that in
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  Speaker 1: That's that's all I asked him for. He's done so
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  Speaker 1: much more for me since then. He's blessed me with
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  Speaker 1: so many more opportunities. He's opened up so many more doors,
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  Speaker 1: He's poured out so many more blessings. It's hard for
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  Speaker 1: me sometimes, really man, to even take it all in
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like, wow, man, billy me, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll take him, don't get me wrong, but
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  Speaker 1: it can be overwhelming at time. I often used to
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  Speaker 1: hear my mother say, who was a Sunday school teacher?
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  Speaker 1: And I remember these words all the time. Now, God
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  Speaker 1: will open up the windows of heaven and poort of
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  Speaker 1: blessing that you won't have room enough to receive. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I kept waiting on that day, Mama, where is that day?
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  Speaker 1: Because I got plenty of room because I'm dirt pole
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  Speaker 1: right now. I got room for a thousand dollars. I
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  Speaker 1: had room for you know, a car. I had all that.
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  Speaker 1: Now I understand. One of the things, though, that He's
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  Speaker 1: done for me that I've asked him for in my
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  Speaker 1: lifetime is that he has made me matter. Okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean by that? So I used to
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  Speaker 1: ask God a long time ago one of my prayers
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  Speaker 1: was to help me matter that I want to matter
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  Speaker 1: to the people that I come in contact me. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't want to be a man that they meet,
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  Speaker 1: a young guy that they meet and when they meet me,
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  Speaker 1: it don't. It doesn't cause a ripple in the in
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  Speaker 1: the pond. I want. I want to make ripples in
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  Speaker 1: the pond. I want. I want to be that rock
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  Speaker 1: that when you throw you try to count the ripples
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  Speaker 1: as it go out. I want to be a fourteen
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  Speaker 1: ripple rock. I don't know if you know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: But when I was a little boy, we should stand
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  Speaker 1: on the bank at ponds and stuff and throw rocks
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  Speaker 1: out into the water. We should either skip them or
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  Speaker 1: we'd throw them, and when they would land in the water,
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  Speaker 1: they would create these rings that go out. If you
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  Speaker 1: threw it high enough and it dropped straight down in
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  Speaker 1: that water, the little rings would start forming out like
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  Speaker 1: it would create a little waves. And these waves just
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  Speaker 1: look like circles in the water. And I remember one
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  Speaker 1: time I made fourteen of them, and that's always stuck
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  Speaker 1: with me as a little boy. That was because nobody
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  Speaker 1: in my circle could make fourteen rings, and they all
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  Speaker 1: counted them so they on. So I enjoyed that because
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  Speaker 1: I had made a bigger splash, a bigger ring pattern
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  Speaker 1: than anybody else. So I've always asked God to make
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  Speaker 1: me matter in my own way, make me a big
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  Speaker 1: ring pattern, See, because that's important to me. Now, it
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  Speaker 1: was important to me, but I didn't understand why I
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  Speaker 1: needed that to be the important part of me. Because
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  Speaker 1: here is the other part. You know, the thing that
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  Speaker 1: you know to who much has given, much is required.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard the thing do unto others that you would
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  Speaker 1: have them do unto you. You know those those things
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  Speaker 1: like that that you learned along the way. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you matter to people, then guess what all of those
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  Speaker 1: become a real possibility in your life. See, you can't
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  Speaker 1: ask for the yang without the yang. You can't ask
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  Speaker 1: for it without without the responsibility that comes with it. See,
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  Speaker 1: God can't bless you with a lot, and then you
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  Speaker 1: think that it ain't gonna be a lot required. I
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  Speaker 1: have people pulling at me all day, but I have
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  Speaker 1: to remember that prayer I made. Now, I wanted God
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  Speaker 1: to help me to matter. Now this is important, y'all
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  Speaker 1: because see, if your prayer is to matter, that means
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  Speaker 1: that you want to You want to matter in the
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  Speaker 1: circle that you in, no matter how big the circle
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  Speaker 1: you in, no matter how small the circle you're here,
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  Speaker 1: you want to make a difference. You want to have
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  Speaker 1: an impact on somebody's life. In a positive way. If
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  Speaker 1: that's one of your prayers, guess what God a readily
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  Speaker 1: give you that. Because when you do something for the
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  Speaker 1: least of these, it's just like you've done it on
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  Speaker 1: His behalf or you've done it as him. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know if I'm explaining that right.
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  Speaker 1: But when you do something for the less fortunate, you're
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  Speaker 1: doing God's work. God gonna bless you for doing that.
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  Speaker 1: So now here's a deal. So if your prayers to
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  Speaker 1: matter is to become an impactful person, then guess what
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  Speaker 1: God gonna help you do that, Because guess what, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do some work on His behalf because you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: at crossed somebody that's less fortunate. You're gonna run across
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  Speaker 1: somebody could that could use your impact. You gotta run
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  Speaker 1: across somebody man that ain't quite knowing what your way
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  Speaker 1: to going because you haven't been down that dirty dog
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  Speaker 1: row before you could say, hey, my man, let me
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  Speaker 1: let me pull your coat to something. You can do
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  Speaker 1: this now, But let me tell you what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: If I were you, I would consider this that's making
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  Speaker 1: an impact. That's like the guy that passed out in
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  Speaker 1: the l A named Lou Danzler out there that had
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  Speaker 1: this boys and girls sent out there in the hood.
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  Speaker 1: And man, I can't tell you the people's lives he impacted.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when Eric Davis, a bad baseball player, came
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  Speaker 1: back and spoke at the group one time, looking at
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  Speaker 1: them kids and hug and Lou danzl and thanking him
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  Speaker 1: man for changing his life. This guy became one of
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  Speaker 1: the superstars in the Major League Baseball and then just
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  Speaker 1: thousands of people that lives did he affected? And when
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  Speaker 1: he passed, what he did was he left an imprint.
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  Speaker 1: He left an imprint that huge, And that's all I wanted. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just said, Man, if I could make an imprint,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, It's like you're walking through life,
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  Speaker 1: right and you're making footprints and saying, I want my
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  Speaker 1: footprints to be so deep that after I'm gone, people
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  Speaker 1: can still tell I had come through there. People have
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  Speaker 1: can still see that I that I Oh, man, he
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  Speaker 1: a man, a man. Harve walked over there. Hold up, man,
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  Speaker 1: look right here, man, Steve Harvey came through here because
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  Speaker 1: I want my footprints to be so deep in the
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  Speaker 1: sand that I matter to so many that even after
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone, I can still show you the way that
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  Speaker 1: even after I'm gone, I still have an effect on
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  Speaker 1: my children, on my sons, so that my sons can
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  Speaker 1: look up one day and gonna remember all the conversations
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  Speaker 1: we had. Man, my daddy used to tell me this,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe I can turn wanted to turn my sons
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  Speaker 1: into men. You're understand. Turn my daughters into ladies. You understand,
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  Speaker 1: so they ain't got to follow the crowd and get
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  Speaker 1: out here. You know, man, you you, you, You gotta
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  Speaker 1: wanna matter. Man, you gotta wanna make a difference. And
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  Speaker 1: so at the end of my life, when it's all
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  Speaker 1: over and the winds is blowing the sand back in
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  Speaker 1: my footprints, I wanted to take a while. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: I want. I want several sandstorms to have to come
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  Speaker 1: through that before my footprints get filled up. That's how
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  Speaker 1: much I wanna matter. Mattering is important. It's gotta be
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  Speaker 1: important to you. What's your legacy, what you're gonna leave behind,
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  Speaker 1: what they're gonna say about you. There's a cold thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know. When you die and you get a tombstone,
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  Speaker 1: this tombstone has your date of birth. Your tombstone has
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  Speaker 1: a dash, and your tombstone has the date of your death.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that the most important thing on that plaque,
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  Speaker 1: on that tombstone is your birthday, or is the day
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  Speaker 1: you left here, But it's not the most important thing
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  Speaker 1: on that tombstone is that dash. What did you do
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  Speaker 1: while you will here? It ain't your birthday they're gonna celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't the day you die they're gonna celebrate. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna celebrate that dash. What you did while you was here.
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  Speaker 1: It's the smallest thing on that tombstone, but it's the
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  Speaker 1: most important thing on that. Man, you gotta wake up
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  Speaker 1: to matter to somebody, you gotta make an imprint in
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  Speaker 1: the saying. You gotta affect some people's lives, and you
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  Speaker 1: got to do it all in a positive way. So
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  Speaker 1: we gotta wake up every day thinking about them footprints.
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  Speaker 1: We're laying down that legacy, we're creating that That that
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  Speaker 1: what they're gonna talk about when we're gone moment, what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing about your dash. My dash is January seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven. That's my date, my dash. I'm working
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  Speaker 1: on that right now now. When I leave here. What
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  Speaker 1: I want him to talk about Steve Harvey. Ain't January seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen fifty seven, ain't the date I'll leave here. I
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  Speaker 1: want him talk about that dash man when he was
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  Speaker 1: on here. This is what he did. Man, that was
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  Speaker 1: my man. All right, let's go. You're listening steven twenty
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  Speaker 1: one minutes after the hour. This is the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Man o, man o, Man, Do I feel good?
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I'm grateful for. I'm grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the White House for making news. I'm grateful for
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  Speaker 1: Monique for making news. My friend hanging their Monique. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna get rough, But don't nobody know about rough water
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  Speaker 1: like me hanging out and the Bible says this too
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  Speaker 1: shall pass. This's a hard window to show. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: so that's all I wanted to say was thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, and anybody else. I don't know
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: what happened to the Soldier Boy and Chris Brown fight,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: but I wish they bring that back. And if Mayweather
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  Speaker 1: and going to start beefing again, that would help me
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  Speaker 1: out too. I'm just looking for anything at this point.
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  Speaker 1: The offset, the memo that I sit out to eight people,
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  Speaker 1: that's all it was. Now everybody reading the damn memo
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  Speaker 1: like I'm talking to the fine morning Morning shown let
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  Speaker 1: it go. No no no no no no no no
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  Speaker 1: no no no no no. I'm like Monique, see part
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  Speaker 1: of my limit. It would kill me and that I
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  Speaker 1: agree with. Oh, I'm not gonna bother keep this bottle
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  Speaker 1: up in near mess around have also in high blood
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  Speaker 1: and starts suffering from depression. I gets it off me. Otherwise, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: j what you do last night? Man? Oh man, I was.
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  Speaker 1: I watched that Monique thing over and over and I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. He was the most amazing thing. I
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  Speaker 1: thought Monique should have brought her career out and say,
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  Speaker 1: I like, y'all, say goodbout is somebody for this joke?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, kreakrean, say goodbye and now he is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought she should. If there were year,
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  Speaker 1: could you come out real quick and didn't have Kril
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  Speaker 1: walked through the out and outside, you know, walking and
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  Speaker 1: walk through the audience high five. Greg loves you all
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  Speaker 1: that love loves you. I know. I I guess it
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  Speaker 1: was just poor judgment on her party. I think that
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  Speaker 1: got caught up in the moment of having fun and
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  Speaker 1: the audience was egging her own. But that flu I'm
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  Speaker 1: not alone. That's like she said. She's always a very pleasant,
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  Speaker 1: nice lady. But something happens, you know, well you like
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  Speaker 1: doing god jokes, you know something something changed? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Eventually have to recognize who he is and what he
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  Speaker 1: is and what do you think about every time? And
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  Speaker 1: what he can what do you do do a lot?
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  Speaker 1: It's like real. It's like some stuff that you take
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  Speaker 1: for granted that he do. Like you, you're breathing, you're
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  Speaker 1: not eating that on your own. He yeah, he could.
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  Speaker 1: He could cut that, you know, yeah, just sit up
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  Speaker 1: all that running your mouth. He could fix that right there.
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  Speaker 1: Stop on. You know, that's why I look at that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: My left side is shutting down. Yeah, hanging that Monique.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, same time. Thank you. We'll be back. We
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  Speaker 1: got that. It's something funny coming up, man, Junior. Truth
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  Speaker 1: be told and Pepper gonna stop by. You're listening, Steve Harvey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: y'all we back. Yeah, how you feeling, man? I'm feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: Look boyd, everybody listen. This is truth be told, and
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  Speaker 1: you right, Monique has said some things and she probably
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  Speaker 1: should not have seen it about some people that we
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  Speaker 1: really love and care about. I just think she could
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  Speaker 1: have found some other people talk about that was not
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  Speaker 1: as influential. There's a lot of people wouldn't care nothing
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  Speaker 1: about what she said, Like for instance, me, Tommy and Jay,
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  Speaker 1: why not say that we ain't got a damn thing
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  Speaker 1: going on? We can care one way on? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: come of, you can't come operh huh d Tyler Perry, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's somebody else you could say something. Just just they
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  Speaker 1: down here the news too phaedre everybody jumping on faith.
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  Speaker 1: Why what you're saying? You need some people who ain't
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  Speaker 1: that influenial, who ain't got time to care. You don't
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  Speaker 1: think dns got enough going on. Ain't got a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff going on right now. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be no role model. They got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: happening right now. And then if all else fails, why
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  Speaker 1: not old j ain't had a good time. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell me you ain't thought about coming about Old Jake
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  Speaker 1: because a few people don't. She could have got at
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  Speaker 1: that would not have cared like this was a good
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  Speaker 1: time to bring up Mike Tyson is this is not
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  Speaker 1: a good time he got enough happening already. You think
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  Speaker 1: little White would have been upsets weezing. Now he got
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  Speaker 1: time to be focused on. You need some black people
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: that ain't really got tired. Charles Barkley. Everybody knows Charles
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  Speaker 1: don't care. Searle prob would have cut you bright back out.
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  Speaker 1: It's just just something you can You can just look up.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to be worried about like like like,
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  Speaker 1: for instance, Naomi Cam when she'd been back in the news,
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  Speaker 1: she was hitting the hell out of people, sell phones.
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  Speaker 1: This is good time to bring that back up, laying
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  Speaker 1: folks out of myself phone. Just a few suggestions more
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  Speaker 1: niqual people. I think you should talk about that. Really
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to care, got time too many people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at least can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. M hmm.
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  Speaker 1: She's food. But I want to just sitting out love
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  Speaker 1: to Monique and it just says Monique, girl, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what here going on, but hanging there, perfect time
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  Speaker 1: And though you don't want to do it, do it.
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  Speaker 1: Skip this viral? Yeah, get it out. People, got time
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  Speaker 1: to care, fix you fix my line three names. That's
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  Speaker 1: gonna make the news a lot Yeah, I definitely will
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  Speaker 1: make the news. She said about fix my life. She
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  Speaker 1: can't go and fix my life. That's oh no, don't
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  Speaker 1: call over here with that. Don't don't bring that over here?
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  Speaker 1: Is that you don't bring that spirit over here? Hug
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  Speaker 1: your husband something you could just see it with never
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  Speaker 1: TV though, Oh my god. Yeah, just a snape miss episode.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got you got google it? She'll be all right,
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  Speaker 1: can be all right? That's that? What's that? What's se
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up Junior? What's up Pippot? What's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Good show? Looking good? Man? I shall avote your voice, man,
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  Speaker 1: Then you gotta pimps voice. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: don't avoided the lifestyle is fun then, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: pepper Man. I'm just trying to just know you keep
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  Speaker 1: coming around. I'm gonna learn, man, and your voice me
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  Speaker 1: be one of the greatest pimps on time. What's up, Timmy?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: What's up? Pimpot? Want something? You playing? How you're doing?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: What's up? Shoot? Hello, pimping? It's been a minute? How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Yes, it ain't got to be a minute.
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  Speaker 1: No modo good and it's in the right now. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like the phone company. My minute rolled over with
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  Speaker 1: you up, chocolate. What's happening, pimp? And how you doing? Girl?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm good, I'm good. How you're doing everything?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I saw you know that was Steve. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: was done there, wa y'all went on Steve Show. I
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  Speaker 1: saw that I was in the shot. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: nice and tight. I said, it's good right here, trying
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  Speaker 1: to let him have it, you know what with it?
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  Speaker 1: It was something new dude Jay pimping. Now you doing nothing? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tasted. Man, it's one tasty. Yeah, that's what's going on.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't been here a while. That said, I come
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  Speaker 1: in holl the new dude Jay? I like like doing
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  Speaker 1: that that Jay Anthony, Bro. You might have shop man,
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  Speaker 1: you might have shop. Dude, I stay shop. If I
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  Speaker 1: ain't now, I won't be shop, don't you. He ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to repeat that given I'm like many giving Sunday.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You've been watching the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm easter. Yeah, man, I've been watching the playoffs. Who
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: you got Dom Cleveland? Come on all the way? We
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: know who I ain't here. Y'all was put for the
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: bid that boy down in Houston. He was hooping, but
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you know it's over. So you know Kevin liz Man,
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  Speaker 1: he don't correct career Broka. They got that white boy. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: look good man the boy right right? Yeah, well that
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  Speaker 1: way you know who I'm talking to? Right you say, Kevin?
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  Speaker 1: white boy, everybody know you're talking about. Yeah, that's like
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: when Boston played, you said, man, that white boy. Then
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you deck Larry keeping Strong thirty seconds. Damn yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got cat just saying my hands that is second yeah, seconds.
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  Speaker 1: I can wind it down. Damn let me get I
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all coming up at the top of that.
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  Speaker 1: How we got a lot going on and right now
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  Speaker 1: we're about to do some time with what you're gonna do? Man,
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  Speaker 1: We got Sarah get mother uncle Steve Sarah get mother. Oh, Roger,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak to Roger. Roger. Hey, this Calvin Man.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing. I go to the same church y'all
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  Speaker 1: go too? Okay? I got your number from one of
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  Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
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  Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to y'all, I could reach
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  Speaker 1: out to you or whatever. How you doing today? I'm good, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your wife. Man. Does she
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be disrespect for anything, but she
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  Speaker 1: seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she work
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  Speaker 1: out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once
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  Speaker 1: in a while. Bro. Yeah, who who is this? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to
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  Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. Man, actually have some kids. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happened. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we've been trying and trying. But what I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to do now just find another type of way
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  Speaker 1: to make this happen. Now, you say your wife is
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: in good condition, right, My wife is in a good condition. Brother.
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  Speaker 1: What what did she got to do with trying a baby? She?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: You know, y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: like from what the Brother Church told me, y'all got
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: three kids? Right then? We got three. I got two
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  Speaker 1: boys in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female
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  Speaker 1: that would be a good Seregrant mother or what you know.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we want to have kids, man, we want
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  Speaker 1: to have hold on, brother, you just said you're you're
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: looking for a Saragant mother, and the Brother Church told
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  Speaker 1: you to call me. Well, no, no, no, and to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: tell me to actually call you. I asked them about
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you and your wife. You know, I asked him for
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: your phone number so I can actually call you myself.
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  Speaker 1: Man a minute, So you've been even eyeing my wife?
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no not, I ain't been. You're
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
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  Speaker 1: I really do. Man, me and my wife. We listen,
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  Speaker 1: you called me about my wife and you want her
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  Speaker 1: to be a Saregan mother for your wife. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know while we're on the phone. Brother, here's the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: real deal, man, me and my wife we can't have kids.
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  Speaker 1: We tried and tried and tried, and you know, biologically,
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  Speaker 1: we've just been going through it and going through it man.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just you know, I've seen your wife,
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  Speaker 1: she healthy. I see you all at church all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, reach it out, man, maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody wouldn't mind being the seegan mother for for for
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: me and my wife so we can have a child,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I think, and share your mother, I mean, dog, hold on, brother,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you're calling me to see if my wife can be
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  Speaker 1: a seragon mother to your child. And I know it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother,
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  Speaker 1: all the members in the church, you're calling me to
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  Speaker 1: get my wife to have your baby. Dog. I know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man, I do. I don't know what,
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  Speaker 1: but ignorant. Brother, I'm trying. You sound ignorant. Man. That's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: so many place to go at dr Baby. I can
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: take you down to the town of Court, I have
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: can show you kids need a doctor right next But
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you can go to Africa like like like all the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: rest of them. People are gonna find your baby. You're
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty tho members
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  Speaker 1: in this church. Do you know how stupid you sound? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you trying to come across? Brother? You haven't done it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Just hear me out, man, I don't want you to man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Go and go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: looking for a seragon mother. We look, we we've seen
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great
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  Speaker 1: Sarah good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: me to pick you out of all the people that
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  Speaker 1: go to the church. I understand that, man, I do.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, we would love for your wife to be
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  Speaker 1: the derogate mother. And we're willing to pay for this.
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  Speaker 1: But listen to them, if you don't mind. We don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do this with no test tubes and all
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  Speaker 1: that way. They they mixed my seed with her with
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: with with her eggs. We want to do this naturally.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: War war war war war. You you just said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta understand a real man want to do I
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  Speaker 1: want to do it realistically. You know what I'm saying
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Brother. Hold are you telling me that
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you want to have sex with my wife? But I mean,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I mean you know you don't you want to have
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: me lose all my Christianity right now? Brother, you want
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to have a baby the real way though, you know
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't give a damn having this
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: fake way. You tell me you want to lay down
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: my wife. You already got three kids. Think about the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: people that can't have the baby. Man, take your there
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: and ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: sit down, psychotric. I don't want have your baby. Do
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man, I do How do I get
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: my number? Man? To mean you get my number? I
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: got your number for one of the brothers at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm gonna just be real with you like
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a man. I wanted to come at you first and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: talk to you like a man and see you know
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: if you was cool with the proposition. But little come Sunday,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to your wife and just talked to her.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna talk to your
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: wife and see you lost your mind. I told you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to answer. No. Now you's god me gonna go around
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: me and ask which I'm gonna do to talk to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: my wife? You call my wife right now. I'll tell
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: me you just called wife. I'm gonna tell you what's
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: really gonna happen. You call my wife. Wife next Sunday.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not for this. Didn't go through this hand. I'm
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday, I'm a whoop you.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You're't gonna do nothing to men, your me and my
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  Speaker 1: wife who deserved a child to you like you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna stand in the middle of that. I'm in the
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: middle of this. Come you talk to my wife's next?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What you want to I got one more thing I
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  Speaker 1: want to say to you. Man, is you listen to me?
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  Speaker 1: up next with our national headlines and news. A judge
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  Speaker 1: in England has ruled at a sixty one year old
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  Speaker 1: billionaire who made his fortune as an oil and gas trader.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna like this story, Steve, but anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just tell you he's an oil and gas trader.
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  Speaker 1: He has to give his wife five hundred and eight
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: three a million dollars as a divorce payout sixty one
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  Speaker 1: she's forty four. Yeah, it's the largest award ever given
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  Speaker 1: in a divorce case in the history of England. How
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: much that's when you can say, hey, he's a billionaire.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: He's got it. He has to give her five hundred
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: and eighty three million dollars. That's the divorce pay out. Um.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: But come on, she's raised two sons they had together. Um,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that's two hundred and seventy one and a half a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: million person the sons. Of course, they are now grown.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: They were married for twenty years, and that's about thirty
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: million dollars per years. I'll give it to the man
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I had that. But it's being nickels. She sit down
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: there and roll them nickels up, because that's fine. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: it's okay, I'm done. That's fine. I'll take it. Five
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: hundred and eighty three million dollars. Twenty years, twenty years.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: She deserved well, you're right, you don't know, but the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: courts thought so. Yeah, always say she deserved it, deserves
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: says she did. She was right there raising his kids
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the entire time. She deserves half? Three? What what does
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: what does? What does the number have to do with it? Yeah?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Why can't she get Why can't she get half? Why
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: can't she get half? When you give it a check?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Can you go here? Can you say something? He just
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: give me a check? No, there's got to be something
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: he is to check. You know, it's gotta be some
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: strong words. Whatever. Yeah, I don't want to judge. Can
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I say this? I'm gonna write to check, but can
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I say this? Whatever she takes the check, you can
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: get that back. I got some things I need to
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: get off my checks first, Judge, I love it. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. I love you too, And I got word yet,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: got some words. I think this is totally fair. That's
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of to have a problem with it at all.
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  Speaker 1: Women never have a problem with you. Ever know that
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: her time, she put in her work, twenty years of marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Two sons. Okay, your job. I'll tell you right now.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: My daddy would have discounted me. He to find with
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: all kinds of reasons not to pay into what meaning
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: for me? My son? Start with that, Jay, my son,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: that's right man. But to give it though, you gotta
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: have it, Yeah, you gotta have that much money. Yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: he's a billionaire. Even if you got it. That that's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: things a little bit. And I wanted to I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to sing more than just a billionaire because if in
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  Speaker 1: London they give you that much money, see London is
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: over fifty percent tax m. London's taxes is hiding higher
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• 35:20
  Speaker 1: good morning, everybody, good running out there. This is a
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  Speaker 1: trip for the news. Okay, let's start right away. The
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: White House is denying it. But according to the Washington Post,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: President Trump may have disclosed classified information to Russian officials
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: during their visit to the White House last week. Now,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: the Washington Post quotes current as well as former U
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  Speaker 1: S officials as saying Trump told the Russian Foreign Minister
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and the Russian ambassador the details of an ISIS plot
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to use laptops to bring down planes, and the information
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: was gotten from a secret partner. Uh. The Post says
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  Speaker 1: that the President at one point started bragging to the
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  Speaker 1: Russians about all the intel he gets. Now, again, the
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: White House is denying it. Uh. The National Security Visor
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  Speaker 1: Hrbassad says, No, that didn't happened. That didn't happen. The
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  Speaker 1: writer of the article Post says that he is standing
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  Speaker 1: by his story. We do need, as a point of
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  Speaker 1: information to know that President Trump does the President does
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  Speaker 1: have the right to release classified information if he wishes to.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: The problem is if we have a secret partner abroad.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of legislators are worried that other countries and
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  Speaker 1: nations won't reveal information to us if they feel that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: the President will just slip it out in conversation during
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: a Bragg point, President Trump addressed the National and the
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  Speaker 1: Annual National Peace Office and Memorial Service yesterday. It was
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  Speaker 1: outside the US capital. Cannot express the depths of our gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: but I hope that our actions will show you how
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  Speaker 1: deeply we care and how strongly we feel about protecting
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: those The President is pledging tougher action against those who
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: perpetrate violence against members of law enforcement. This was horrible
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  Speaker 1: to imagine. The authorities in Beaumont, Texas say an employee
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: of the Jefferson County Morgue was accidentally cremated by one
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: of his co workers. They say forty year old Henry
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Paul Johnson took a nap on a stretcher after working
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  Speaker 1: sixty hours straight, and while he was sleeping, another employee
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  Speaker 1: he knew on the job mistook him for a corpse
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  Speaker 1: and forgot to check for toe tag and put him
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  Speaker 1: in the crematory. A co worker heard Johnson screen for
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  Speaker 1: about fifteen seconds and that was it. They may have
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  Speaker 1: criminal charges against this guy, the new guy anyway. Charletsville, Virginia.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Over the weekend, White races rallied around the statue of
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Confederate General Robert E. Lee on Saturday that scheduled for
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  Speaker 1: removal from Lee Park. Sunday, there was a counter rally
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: against the White Nationals collivigial against hay To. Court has
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  Speaker 1: issued an injunction barring the removal of the statue at
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: least for six months. And finally, it's number fourteen. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: Antonio Cromarti of the Indianapolis Coats about to become a
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  Speaker 1: papa again. It's the cornerback six child with current wife Terka,
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  Speaker 1: the fourteenth child in total. This will be Cromartie's third
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: child after having a v sectimate man. Yeah, maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: the water. Oh, we were back with Eugene the Butterfly
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Stay tuned, all right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the most uh decorated segment and well weighted,
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  Speaker 1: Boy himself. I call him little Doll. Good morning everyone, Stephen, Tommy, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: Carla Jr. Jay Anthony Brown, Good morning to everyone on
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: this beautiful, beautiful Tuesday. Listen. Today is tattoo Tuesday. It's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: tattooed Tuesday. Today is the day to get ready for
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  Speaker 1: the summer. Get your tattoo on. I am going out
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  Speaker 1: and getting a butterfly over my um, back, shoulder blade.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a beautiful butterfly. Anyway, you have to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: get something that is going to be, you know, um,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: very dear to your heart. So you know, going down
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  Speaker 1: the line, here we go, carl it. You don't have
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: a tattoo, not that I know of anyway, But if
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you did, what would be dear to your heart to
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: put on on you? My mother's name? There you got
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: very very good Shirley Strawberry. Would it be a strawberry? Um?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Overthinking this? Sure? Why not? I'm not a tattoo person,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: but sure, why not? All right? Let's get Tom sick
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and die. Okay we're gonna go with that. Yeah, Junior,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: what would you get? I don't know, it's my sick lass.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Probably get a hospital bed or something like that. Nice alright,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: James Anthony Brown, rest in peace Junior, alright, alright, jor
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  Speaker 1: Wow and last, but not least, our Leader, Mr Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: What would you get? I get a butterfly trapped in
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: anitt That's not cute. That is not cute. Butterflies are
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: not to be trapped. That's not You got a real
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: sick look on his face? What would look like? He
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: only last brill Well, anyway, I'm gonna be getting my
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: tattoo as of today, my butterfly. It's gonna be some
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: blues and some reds and some yellows. Purple if they
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: can make that color um show up on my skin,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I would really love to get some purple. It's gonna
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: be it. It has to it has to be love
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: getting in Tommy's favorite color. Just get it in red
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  Speaker 1: and white. I don't want the dog gonna read and white.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I want purples, blues, yellows, pinks. I don't want Why
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: would I get a red and white by the fly?
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  Speaker 1: You've been driving my car. You've been driving my car.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Don't think I heard just before? You
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  Speaker 1: know you haven't, sir? Right, Hello, I'm turning to his
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  Speaker 1: Curtis place. Yeah, this is Curtis. You're the one worked
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  Speaker 1: working at Okay, let me tell you something. You're the
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  Speaker 1: took the change out of my car the loose change
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  Speaker 1: guy had in there. And you also didn't put a
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  Speaker 1: hundred miles on there. And I know you the one
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  Speaker 1: you parked it, and then when I came back to you,
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  Speaker 1: I know you to walk with them damn miles on
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  Speaker 1: my car? On man, hold on, wait, wait, hold on,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: hold on? Who is this? My name is Sason man
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Chas H Jayson. How don't you give my number? I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: got your number from the hotel manager. I told him
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I needed to funk the Curtis who do the ballet parking,
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  Speaker 1: and they gave me your number. You're the one put
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: these miles. Man, you put a hunter. Hello, I ain't
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• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that ship and I ain't. I ain't taking no change
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  Speaker 1: to nobody car? Easy? Who the one it took my change?
• 48:09
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• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the one was in my car. Man. Man, I don't
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  Speaker 1: look you went. I probably pluck your car because a
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• 48:28
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• 48:30
  Speaker 1: your car and droving around, But I don't know we could.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: How many work at the hotel and do valet parking?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: How many months working and do by that parking? But
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: that's how I do is park the cars. I don't
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: tell nobody car and driving around the town or stealing
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: nothing from their car. Ain't no thief. Man. Hey, man,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Man, I knew you the
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• 48:50
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• 48:56
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  Speaker 1: That's not about nobody calls. I'm just I'm just part
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  Speaker 1: time job man, just sucking call them, trying to take
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  Speaker 1: telling you. If if somebody did take your car and
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  Speaker 1: driving around and steal something from your car, we can
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  Speaker 1: we can figure out, you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: If you just bring the car and you're just coming,
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  Speaker 1: we can talk to the managers and figure that out.
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  Speaker 1: But I promise you, I promise you wasn't me. Man,
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• 49:19
  Speaker 1: your car. You're the one did it. Man, You're the
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: one put the Hunter of Moms on my car. You
• 49:24
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• 49:26
  Speaker 1: See Curtis, you pulled off it and you pull back up,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and you're the only one told me you w the one.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, Hey, lawyas wash a little bit, man, Hodo,
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• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you, hey, put a hundred of miles in
• 49:51
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• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I just stared nothing from your carping or hunt your
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  Speaker 1: action right now. That's how don't do. I got work.
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  Speaker 1: I pluk this God, and I'm come home and take
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  Speaker 1: come in my god. All right, ain't putting on arch
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  Speaker 1: of miles on your carm man, I ain't take your car.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I did was roll up your car and parking.
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  Speaker 1: Man that ship now that it would still look the
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  Speaker 1: hundred miles. It was like a hundred four miles extra
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  Speaker 1: on that car. When I got back in it. Let
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man, I'm gonna come up with.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Where do you work again? When do you work? Mother?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I work tomorrow night. What time do you get there?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be at six o'clock. Okay, I'm coming up there
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: in five four and five and guess what, Mr Curtis,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with your lila by myself. Man. Come
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  Speaker 1: be ready. I'm having to look very so for you too.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna say, Curtis, this bring your black? Got your
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: sound like you're black? Yeah? I'm black, I'm black, my
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• 51:20
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• 51:30
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• 51:35
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• 51:40
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  Speaker 1: no comparison between me and his ex. His family never
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: liked her, they never approved of her, and they absolutely
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  Speaker 1: loved me. And my paranoid I asked him that if
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  Speaker 1: there is anything in his house left of hers, even
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: if it is just a candle that she bought, he
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: must please get rid of it. He went and did
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: it the same day. Our love is so strong for
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: each other, and I don't want to ruin it with
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: my paranoia. I just need to know that I am
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  Speaker 1: number one in his life, even though he has told
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  Speaker 1: me this a million times. Kind regards, madlne Ps loved
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  Speaker 1: your book. Act like a lady, think like a man. Okay, Madaline,
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  Speaker 1: Yes you're acting paranoid. You're tripping, and what are you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: tripping for? I mean, you have the men of your dreams,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: so you say those are your words, not mine. This
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: all happened before you. It's in the past, and there
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: is nothing you or anyone else can do about the past.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: All right, you, um, really are creating some problems before
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you're You're even married to this man, and that is
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the problem right there. So what he was married before
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  Speaker 1: and has a child, He's thirty two, He's lived a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: little experience, some things in life. It didn't work out
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: for him the first time. So he found you, fell deeply,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: madly in love. What love with you? He wants you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: as his wife. He's been honest with you from the start.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: You need to let this go. You are tripping. He's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: don't bring these problems into your marriage or you will
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: have some issues on your hand. Yeah, yeah, you are tripping.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: That's all you're doing. You don't even have a problem here.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: The man ain't even asked you to marry him. Then,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: he'd being honest with you, tells you that he's been married,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: he has a three year old. You break down, crying.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: The hair wrong with you. I'm telling you you, this
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: can't be your reaction every time he come in the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: house with some news. Now, it ain't like y'all just
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: been dating that he'd go asked, you know, but the
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: while back he told you he was married the head
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: hild that's just honesty, comments sense, honestly just and threw
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: you into something. Then you decided after that, after you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: cried and everything, and was shocked, and you turned around
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: told him that you're gonna stand by his side no
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: matter whatn't we could deal with this together. He was
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: already dealing with it here. You're crazy, asked, and came
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: in here with it like like you are. It's gonna
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: be all right now, baby, baby, we could get through
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: it now. Jesus help us. This is the most dramatic
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard in a new couple's life. You
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: have a former wife and a child. Oh lord, Jesus, man,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: this dude have a cheat on you. I can't tell
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: you what this's gonna call. You're gonna have a reaction
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: that ain't even gonna be. You're gonna be on cops.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then you said you're not here
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: to make his life any harder. He got very hurt
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: through all this, Yeah, because you tripped, And what the hell?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I just told you the truth. Okay, then I want
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: to make it. My problem is that whenever I think
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: about my wedding day, I keep thinking he's been through
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: this before, and I wanted to be as special to
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  Speaker 1: him as it is for me. Look special to us
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: as me and is different from special to you as women. Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: it's our wedding day. Is not our wedding day, it's
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: your wedding day. It's what you've always dreamed of how
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: you imagine it to be. A guy never dreams of
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: his wedding day. A man dreams of of the woman
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: of his dreams. You all dream of the man of
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: your dreams, and you have a dream of a wedding day.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: We don't care what color the gowns is. We don't
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: care if you have doves at it. Who bringing the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: ring down? You don't care if you got monkeys lighting
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the candles. We really don't give a damn. Can we
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: just get this over with? Man? I love you girl,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: but man, all listen. What's colored tux you want? I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: want you to wear black? You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, see what the part
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: two of your response to today's Strawberry Letter. Let's have it.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Come on over here. I want to just say thank
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you for buying the book and listening. But ma'am relaxed.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: You have everything you need here. You don't don't run
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the man off by bringing up stuff to even important.
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  Speaker 1: Now know he didn't he want to ask you to
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: marry me, honest, what you told you used to be
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: married and have a daughter. But every time you think
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: about your wedding day, I keep thinking he's been through
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: this before, and I want this be as special to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: him as it is to me. Well it's not, ladies,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: let me look. Let let me just hit you to something.
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  Speaker 1: The day is special to us. It means something. Does
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: that mean? But it could never equate to what it
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: means to you? If that's that's not our dream of
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: our wedding to day, that's one of your dreams you wanted.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: You dream of the man of your dream and your
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: wedding day. All we dream about is the woman of
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: our dreams. What's she gonna look like? What's she gonna
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: give me? What can I get from her? How she
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: gonna do me? How she gonna do it to me?
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  Speaker 1: That's all. I'm sorry. I hate to break this to me.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: That's all we're thinking about. Now. You want to know
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: if you you are you paranoyed. I've asked him if
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: there's anything in his house left of her, even if
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: it's just a candle that she bought, he must please
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: get rid of it. He went and did it the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: same day. Okay, Well, is it wasn't the candle or
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: what else you finds? Does he have a draw with
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: her drawls? And now if he has a draw with
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: her drawls and it then you have a problem, you know,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't wonder what you want to throw away? Candles?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Is it baby clothes in the house? You know? Is
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: it a swing set? You know? If your look and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: this is when you know your man got a problem
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: if you come to pick you up and he's driving
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: and winning bago and it got a swing set on top. Okay,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: now now you probably need to need to answer of caution.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: You know, if it's pictures of her and the baby
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: propped up all over the house, then that's the problem.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: The man to removed the candles, you know, maybe how
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: about you know, I don't know what else. Maybe some
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: he is and her pajamas. You know, I don't know
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: what you found. And you ain't never been in hers before.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is you can find in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: your house. But relaxed though, get yourself together. What did
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: you and be nice to the little baby. I just
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: want her to be nice to the baby. She's not. Yeah,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: well you don't think you think she's gonna mistreat the baby?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. I'm gonna tell you right now. This
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: baby right here can't even go over that body. Step
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, don't do that. Now.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: That would be awful if she did that. She's not
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: gonna act because I think because she's twenty five, I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: think she has a little bit of a not understanding
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: that people want. They get up, they're gonna have some history.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: So just just relax, enjoy your life, enjoy your wedding day,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: focus on your wed day. In your marriage. He is
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: over with he he's certainly ain't gonna bring it up
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: less you bring it up. Please, No, we will not
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: bring it up unless you bring it up. All right, Steve,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: we have to go. We do email us your Instagram.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's letter at my girl? Surely Okay,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: switching gears now, Steve, You're always great. You're great at
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: giving advice. Um, how would you handle things when you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: run into an X when who broke your heart? Okay?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Should you tell them off? Should you act like it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: didn't matter? You know what's the smarter move and which
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: is more satisfying? What you say? Well, I have run
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: up into an X. She didn't break my heart, and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: she tried to run up into me, but it was
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: a mailbox in a way. When she drove up on
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: the curve. She hit the mailbox and I heard the car. Yeah,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: that was an attempted murder. You know. The ones that
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: broke my heart was younger. You know, h never got
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: over in that Bibbs Patricia turn up at an owner
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Tatricia ride. That one hurt me. Man, that hurt me.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Prom girl couldn't go to problem with older boy friend
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: took him in his car. Yeah, dating this girl from
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Sowell to old groom man uh old groan. Yeah, so
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you know it's just aut. I had to shake that
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  Speaker 1: off just now. Ye back there her and that bed was.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I was able to get her back. She wanted to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: have coffee one night after showing Cleveland after she told
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: hold this is one. She told me, you never heard this.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I asked her to go to the junior prom with
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: me in the ninth grade. She told me, I don't
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: want to go nowhere with you because I don't like
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: your facial features. I ain't got nothing. I think you
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: just all right with you. Don't like none of my
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: facial features. My eyes, I've always had problem with these
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: little but I got that, but my nose, my cheeks.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I don't like facial features yeah, she was keeping yeah,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: so so damn she crushed you. I don't like your
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: facial features. I was turning. I want what the hell
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I got to do? Well? I can't do nothing by
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: none of that. So years laiter I was performing in Cleveland,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Convicius and a soul out m My daddy was
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: down big sold it out man. She came up to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: me after the show. I knew who she was. She
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: still looked the same. Say this isn't there? How you
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: you don't remember? Me? Said? Yeah, what are you doing?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I'm good aboutself. I'm doing wonderful. I said. You're married now, No,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I got a divorce. I said, wow, are you still
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: looking nice? And I go to the gym. I try
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: to eat right and take care of myself great. She said, oh,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: would you would you like to go out and get
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: a drink? I said, I don't drink. Okay, how about
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: a tea or something? Now? I don't. I don't drink
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: tea coffee. I said, no, no, I want the coffee.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: She said, wow, So you just can't go out for me.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't drink anything, you don't grab bite teet.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I don't eat, she said. I just don't want you
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: going out with me having to look at my damn
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: facial features off. Oh yeah, you didn't get eight yep
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: that I have it right back. You try my own land.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Have you wins? And why are you looking at me?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: This is according to a new Aging in America pole.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Seventy one cent of Americans say they aren't worried or
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: fearful about aging very much or even at all. Now.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Of those people use positive words like hopeful, relevant, and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: vibrant to describe the aging process, while the same amount
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: describe it as scary, depressing, and lonely. Sixty two percent
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: of Americans say that eighty isn't too old to run
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: a marathon, serve in government, be a CEO of a company,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: teach a class, or practice yoga. Now, Steve, I gotta
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: ask you, are you fearful about aging? I know you
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: talk about it all the time. You want to um uh,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: you know you want to reach ninety four hundred and
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: four You say that, Yeah, what's the one thing that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: concerns you though most about aging? H And all I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: want to do is stay healthy, which I think I'm
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have is good at health. M hmm. I just
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: don't want nobody washing because the people don't pay attention
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: to the temperature to watch wad clothe you're watching me
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: is obviously I can't do it myself. So what I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: can't be doing? Also, and you got this rag two
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: damn hot then you laid it in the middle of
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: my behind. I want to be doing that and unfished
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: and weak. I know, I know my kids are not
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: gonna take care of me. I'm looking forward to just
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: being in the room stinking, No, just nasty, just nasty.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Closed the door. Your dad is in that stinking I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: am going to afford to hire someone, right. I don't
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: think the nurse is gonna show up. I just think
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be well for me. I don't see
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: a happy old I don't see it is your daddy
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Hang it out out the damn phone
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to real your father's called hang the jamn phone out,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: hang it out? Didn't I tell you to hang it out?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: What's a good thing? There has to be something good
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: about it? Now right now? This is good. Right now,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I got my own money to see. I've already planned
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: be no money left for them at all. I've worked
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: it out that by the time I die, it's all gone.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be all gone, the reigning of the w
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: know they will be shocked. Steve, what's good? There's got
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: to be something good about aging for you. You know,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I'm getting closer to retirement. Uh huh day when I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: don't have to come to work looking forward to that.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Oh you can do that, Like do you look at
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: your bank account? Gotta wait to retime? What do you
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I can't leave right now here now, I won't leave
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: and keep living like I'm living the rest of my life.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Maintain that lifestyle. Are you like Jane? You're gonna spend
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: it all up and the kids are gonna take cage.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Did you see that happening? Oh? Let me see. Lorie
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: would take care of me, Brandy gonna be ad for
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: some day. Car How about Winston? Would he take care
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: take care of me? Steve, to take care of me? H?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I know, Laura, take care of me. Oh yeah, call it,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: come by and see me and let me see. Being
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: the person that's at the top of the wheel, I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: will be there to take care of you for me,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: because I know, I mean you did you say top
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: of the wheel because you ain't you read it. Just
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: start to feeling grown told. Now you know it's not
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: because somebody will whip your ass about about these planks.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I got a better chance, Steve, if your kids taking
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: care of me. That my kids know my daddy good.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: But you always say you want to get olso you
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: could say whatever you want. You do that now. Now
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. No, no, Now send out memos.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be dude, You're gonna get it dead in
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: your face. Get help out my face. Wow. Okay. Then
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: the people really pissed me off, taking that memoir and
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: running due on the radio. My son was telling me,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: got a real deep voice, and he did a whole letter.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I would invite everyone into my address room, come on
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: in and have a talk, you know, and praise the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Lord together. You just did a whole letter as how
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: he would do it as a Christian who wanted to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: go easy for you to say, Mr, No, damn body,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: pretty clever, pretty clever. What is the letter? Though? You
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: have a copy of the original, Yeah, you need a
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: copy of it. I thought it was written brilliantly. A
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: few relatives I get a letter to to him. One
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: thing about the letter. You don't read the letter, go
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: what are you trying to say? What you meant by that?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: If you're reading it, I'm talking, Yeah, yeah, you get
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: a clear understanding. I like the fact that you stand
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: by it. I mean, you know you wrote it and
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: you own it. I'm not gonna like say I'm sorry
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I wrote the letter because I'm not that the two
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: mistakes I made was number one. I wrote the letter.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I should have had an assistant or somebody send it out,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: but I was frustrated they were stopping me. If people
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: were stopping me to help me, that'd be one thing.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: But everybody stopped me got their own agenda. People don't
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: stop me to help me. They stopped. They stopped me
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: to get help stuff they want. Now multiply that by
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: five shows, and I got tired of it. So I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: sent the memo out. But the problem is I don't
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: know words like at here too, oh, comfort, comforting. I
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: don't know boundaries. Yeah, yeah, you needed some softer words.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: When I'm talking to I type like I talked, Yes,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: the problems we'll be back. You're listening to Let's go up, folks,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a litt of fund right now because
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I've just decided to take the fun approach to it
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: because to me, a lot of people have taken it
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: so the wrong away. So the team wants me to
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: analyze the memo that was sent out presumably last week.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Surely you have the memo. This is the memo that's
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: been on the news TMZ and everybody. This is the
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: memo people thought I was talking to them. I was
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: talking to eight staff members and this letter was sent out.
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  Speaker 1: This memo was sent out August twenty of last year,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen, is when I sent the memo out.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Hey man, can somebody print the truth? It got sent
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: out a year ago at the beginning of the fifth
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: season of the talk show because for four years I
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: tried to be just you know, Mr Mr Friendly with everybody,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: but boy, they started taking advantage of it. So they
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: started ambushing me in the hallway coming from the stage,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: walking to the stage. Like Gary Owen said, you can't
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: be in Mayweather's locking room when he getting ready to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: go out and fight, because even to go out here
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: to take care of business, you can't be in in
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: uh uh I winning fire dress room, asking for pictures
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: and autographs, and they're goin to go perform. Here we go.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: So it got written over year, almost a year ago,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: so I could tell people how the new policy was
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be. Because after a year of laughing about it
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: with everybody, you know, I just went, Okay, hey, look man, Okay,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just come up with this new rule now.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: The letter was sent to Feeder by a disgruntled employee
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: who found out that he was not going to the
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: TV show in l A. Because my talk show is
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: movie now. He just said, on this, since August he
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: slash she set on this says August, you know who
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, ok, let's get to it. Yeah, because
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: we're gonna help you. You guys want to help you. Steven, Yes,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: maybe I just said it this way. Good morning everyone,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Welcome back. That's the best part of the level. I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: would change let him no new season, welcome back. I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: would change that. I would change that. Steve. Hey, how
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: ya hey, how y'all doing all right? Here we go friendly.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I'd like you all to review and adhere to the
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: following notes and rules for season five of my talk
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: show Number one. What you got some timing? Yeah, let's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: go ahead, like you don't really you don't really use
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: the word at here trying to be you had an
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: issue with that? Yeah, Number one, excuse me, are you
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: gonna take this criticism? Well? SI already a number one,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: there will be no meetings in my dressing room. I like, there,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: you put lemon highl at you for a minute. See,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: whenever you put lemon highl at you, you can pay
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: much say anything in my dress rooms. What people would
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: do was I wouldn't come off stage and people will
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: be sitting in my dress room at my meeting table. Wow, okay,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: a numbers have a meeting table in your room for
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: meetings for me that I designate. But see I wouldn't designate.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: They were just come in my dress room while I
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: was out performing. And let's go for every line I
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: got a reason for writing it. Go ahead, okay. Number two,
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  Speaker 1: no stopping by or popping in, No one, keep it moving.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Keep that's a better way to do this. Please please
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: uh ask for a meeting. Just don't stop. But there's
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: a way of rewarding this letter. All that's in the letter. Well,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I just think, don't stop by, don't popping in? We
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: should all right? Number three, do not come to my
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  Speaker 1: dressing room unless invited. Stand by that. But can't you
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: right you could say please respect my space, my work.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Ere Yeah, when I'm finished taping the show. In the
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: letter alright, number four. If I need you, I'll call
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: you number. Okay, here's one. Here's one. Do not open
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  Speaker 1: my dressing room door. And this is an all cap
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: so that means you're yelling in print. If you open
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  Speaker 1: my door, Comma expect to be removed. See that's a fight,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: that's starting to fight right there. So come on in here.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: If that's what you want, we gotta change that time.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: How would you change room door? Please do not open
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: my dressing room door. I think it's very disrespectful if
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: you open my door, then, um, we will have to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: handle this in an orderly fact. Why do you have
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: to tell adults that is rude to open the door
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: that they don't live in, Because how would you like
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: somebody just opened your door at your house or came
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: to your room while you was in your room and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: they was visiting the house and just open your door.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't like it either. Why don't have to be
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: so kind to people who they've obviously because you, yeah,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: can I just make a suggestion right here, you can
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: git gently, nu, if you gently gently? Yeah? All right?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Number five, my security team will stop everyone from standing
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: at my door who has the intent to see or
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: speak to me. I want all the ambushing to stop now,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: that includes TV staff security. We're back to fighting again.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Do some of this is just hard? Canna be a
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: two parter? Uh? Number six? You will you must schedule
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: an appointment. I am how are you gonna do? You
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: can't talk to nobody because I have assistance. I have
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: people in place, y'all over, y'all over, Stephanese people, y'all
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: want to get right to me. Because I'm a nice guy.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: I've been out there telling jokes and I'm congenuing with people.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: Part two of this when we come it ain't gonna
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: go like that. That's why I would you're listening to
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Well. We're doing a second half of this letter
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: about just grunt of staff member who found out that
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: they didn't have a job in l A. So now
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this out as something negative. I would
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: like to first of all say that the letter was
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: printed August sixteen, last year, August two thousand sixteen. I
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: would like to say that it's been on our staff
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: books for a whole year. We've even laughed about the
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: letter a couple of times amongst the staff. But this
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: just grunt of person gonna send it out like he
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: just sent it out yesterday. He don't want us talking
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: to him. Man, get out of you a second hand. Alright,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: second half, Let's see number six. You must schedule an appointment.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: I've been taking advantage of by my lenient policy in
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: the past. This ends now. All caps ain't gonna be
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: no more. It's not like Samuel Jackson with snakes on
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: the plane no more. You sound like that. You're aggressive, man,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: You don't want that's a fine piece of cinemon. Tommy
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: is absolutely right. I find piece of cinemon. Do not
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: approach me while I'm in the makeup chair unless I
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: ask to speak with you directly. Variety Magazine, who has
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: been friends of mine all these years. They headline and
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Variety magazine was Variety. Steve Harvey says, don't approach me.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I said, but I said, don't approach me while I'm
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: in the makeup chair. What happened was my makeup chair
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: was in another room in my dress room, so when
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: people claim to knock, I can't hear because I'm in
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: the makeup chair. They would come into my dress room
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: and just appear in the makeup room door. Now I'm
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: stuck there with the person. I'm in the chair getting
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: made up for TV. Now imagine this this four five
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: times a week that I'm in that makeup chair. So
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: now here they are there, so hey, do not. The
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: reason I gotta be specific about the makeup chair is
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: in case you get past the security in the hallway,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: matter fact, feeling better and better about it as you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: way to go, Steve with music like you have certain
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: songs that would say stop and not name love, don't
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: stand too close. I didn't want to produce a letter. Alright, alright,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: here we go number eight. Either knock or use the doorbell? Yeah,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: and you can ask Monica the beginning of this season,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I put a doorbell on too, in case I can't
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: here to knock. Damn Ye, I'm just I have a
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: better way ahead, Steve can have just please to say
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: what he want. Nobody to help. You want to help
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: the attitude cool step the letter with lee your attitude.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I have a great suggestion, Steve, come on, come gonna
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: love this the phrase does it addressed me? Like number nine?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: I am seeking more free time for me throughout the day. Really,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that's selfish? Tommy Again, Once again, Tommy,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: you got one damn job I have I'm doing so
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: now if you couple that on six shows, including the
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: radio show, I don't have time for me at all?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Then why don't we do this? So, Steve? Why you
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: can't say my time is very limited when I have
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: free time. When I have free time, I'd like to
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: enjoy it in opposed to being h bombarded it. I
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: said that in this letter. But see what y'all don't
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: know is I've jokingly tried to play with people about
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: it all year long. Just try to buy Sometimes, ain't
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: nobody listening here? Come a point blank in your face
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: letter kind of jo and read the letter. But I
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: like the letter. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: and go over memo. You got the same attitude the
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: memo right now better and better and it does now.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: You just don't see how this letter sounds harsh. You
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: don't see that at all. I see that the majority
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: of people reading this letter thinking it's harsh I think
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: they don't sign the front of checks. What is that
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: to do with nothing? Yeah, dude, boy, yeah, tell me
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: you ain't got the many jobs. You don't do nothing.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: But I thought he was smarter than this. You, well,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't. You're just at the jobs one at a time.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Time he's at one job thinking about the other job,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: and it just up. Excuse me, yeah, just last week
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: I shot little big shots for you family feud and
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: the talk show and the radio show. Excuse me, that's
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: not a true statement. Know your facts. Go ahead, Shirley.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: He's got alright, number ten and this is pretty big.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sure this is pretty big. Guys. Do not do
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: not wait in any hallway to speak to me. I
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment. Oh there's a police.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: There's a police. I'm trying. Please make an appointment. I
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: promise you. Oh, I will not entertain you in the hallway.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: And this is huge. Do not attempt to walk with
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: me and talk, because walk with you, you know, even
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: want to walk next to you and talk and here
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: to part y'all leaving out everybody that stopped me. Nobody
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: stopped me to help me. It's hard. Can I cat
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: that for you. Miss Harved you needs something drink? Ms
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey needs water? Miss Harvey want anything? Now? Now, everybody
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: got an agenda? Take picture where my aunt came to
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: the show. Hey, can you look at my tape? Hey?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Can you take a look at this script? Did you
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: know Denzel where he look in my head shot? Can
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: you tell Kevin Hard how funny I am? I got
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: a tape right here? Can you listen to my song?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: Can I get on your radio show? Can you read
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: my book? Can y'all get on my show for your book?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody what got their own agenda? And this is every day,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: This is every single day. I kind of what you're saying.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: I kind of see you. Ain't nobody Finn ask you?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Can't they care something for you? You ain't caring nothing
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: but your round the corner to to your studios. You
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing in your hands? What you talking to?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: See the person that's talking as a man that don't
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: have nothing? Okay me finish the letter. If you're reading,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: I got constructive criticism. If you're reading this, yes, I
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: mean you. And then it says what what Tommy right there? What? No? No, no,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: keep going, everyone, do not take the reason I said.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: If you're reading this, this means you. It's because people
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: will go, well, I haven't done any of that this year.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Well okay, in case you won't too, this is you.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: The last line, everyone, do not take offense to the
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: new way of doing business. It is for the good
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: of my personal life and enjoyment. See there's again, Thank
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: you all. Steve hard How to hear that selfish? I
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: just say, don't take a fish to the letter. That's
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: the very same thing y'all did. I don't give it that,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: miss me. We can't help you, man, miss me back
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: to close out of the show. You can meet me.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, who are you here? All? That was
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: very good, very good? Man. Can we finally put this
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: letter to me? But you know, somebody asked me, do
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: you feel sorry that you wrote such a memo? I said, no,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't, I said, man, everybody looking at it from
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: their standpoint. I didn't write the letter to y'all. I
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: wrote the letter to some people who were being rude
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: and abusive to me of my time. I didn't write
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: the letter to y'all. I didn't tell I didn't tell
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: nobody out there that's on Twitter and Facebook. You can't
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: approach me or talk to me. I'm talking about when
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: I'm in my work atmosphere, how I want to be respected.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: Because here's the deal. You cannot walk up to Oprah
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: like that. You cannot walk up to doctor Field like that.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: You cannot walk up to Ellen like that. You can't
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: walk up to doctor Oz like that. They have an
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: insulation built around them. That's the one thing I've never done.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: I've had boomerang and security, and I got security guy
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: in the hall. But man, when people come from and say, hey, hey, man,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: don't do that to him. Through and all of that
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: just became a bit much because now that they noticed
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: Steve gonna stop in security from talking to us, people
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: just started taking advantage of it. I'm cool with the letter.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: I felt really really good about it. Well, like I said,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: I like the fact that you're owning it. Can I
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: tell you something right here, Coca Cola in Atlanta, week
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: before last laid off twelve hundred people. Ain't nobody wrote
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: a damn note to Coca Cola twelve hundred people. Now
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: now they did it just as nice. And guess what
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: do people know? That's how their job go. Guess what
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: they took their little thing. Hope, hope they give them
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: a recommendation, went on about their business. President Trump fired
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: all of the legal staff from the Obama administration. Remember
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: that letter he set out, y'all fired today. Normally they
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: say they do it another way. He fired them, told
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: him don't come back. It's some people that didn't didn't
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: get invited to the new show. But it's a new
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: owner of the it's new people financially back in the show.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: They want to go to move into l A. And
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: the day after I found out that the show definitely
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: was moving to l A, the president of in the
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: mall came up and announced everybody on our showing in
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: Chicago that we're moving. I don't have the power to
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: move a show. Y'all keep giving me power. I don't
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: have because number one, I don't put up the thirty
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: eight million dollars per year that it takes to put
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: the show on. I don't put that though. Thirty eight
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: And we know Monique kenn approach Oprah. We know that
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: when you know yes, Tyler or Tyler, none of the above.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: She didn't go see him a dim movie. I've been
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: on a ticket, but a ticket move. Yeah, these two
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: situations are completely different. No, they're not parallel at all.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Don't want to the radio show and see how they
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: go for you say one out to us and see
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: how and go. It ain't gonna go like the TV show.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: I tell you that. Well you know what the people
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: people did think that. Um you let everyone go to
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: radio and tell me I was fine. Careton called until
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Junior called me and said, uh, Junior, guys, you all
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: right with you know, with not having a job like that?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: What damn you just got over there, Mortgan, just do today.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Just but the crazy part about the show, I told
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: my dad said there, we're not fined if they head Yes,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: it is okay you're talking to me who got to
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: go to work. But you know what I've had to
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: learn though, and this is true talk. I have to
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: now do the game like the big boys do it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: I can't sit up here and play regular smoke smoke
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: Joe old, come on up, we'll how let your boy Steve.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to just do it like the big
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: boys do it. Now. I learned a very very valuable lesson.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: So I've learned behind every moment of adversity as a
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: lesson and a blessing. Oh, I learned my lesson on
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: this one right here. No, man, you could do you
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: better keep sending that one out because this one y'all
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: in Texas, I've been flying off and stuff like that. No, Mo,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. I'm gonna have my ruse in place. But
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  Speaker 1: won't nobody know about it, but Steve. Honestly, though, I think, though, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: you should have a security staff. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a major one. You used to, but you're so big
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  Speaker 1: right now. And that's what I'm going to in l
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  Speaker 1: at major security staff, just like I had to put
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  Speaker 1: security outside my house. I'm from. Now, when I go
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  Speaker 1: to work, I'm gonna have a major security staff. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have an insulation team, Oprah told me. She told me,
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  Speaker 1: but I ain't listening. Oh I ain't that big get girl.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about Steve. Steve, You're gonna need to insulate
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  Speaker 1: yourself better. You have too much exposure, I said. But oh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do it like you. I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell these jokes. I'm in the happy bassiness, she said. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it's not about that. She said. You can be as
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  Speaker 1: well intending as you want, she said, but it's just
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  Speaker 1: too devil got too many imps out here that worked
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  Speaker 1: for him, and all they're looking for is a way
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  Speaker 1: to bring you down and be negative because some people
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  Speaker 1: think if they bring you down, it will somehow make
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  Speaker 1: them be a little bit more up. It's not true,
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  Speaker 1: but that's how they think. It's saying. Then you just
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  Speaker 1: got haters, he said, everybody got them. She told me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't listen to it, she told me, So I
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  Speaker 1: hate this one. My bad spoken to her since the memo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what she said. So you don't
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  Speaker 1: use paper and pen them. You writing them a memo,
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  Speaker 1: but you will start cussing people out in their ears.
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  Speaker 1: Very Sollo and and and I found out who sent
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  Speaker 1: the letter to the newspaper. Well, the most important thing
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  Speaker 1: is that you've got the lesson out of this. That's
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  Speaker 1: the most important thing. And anything that you go through
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  Speaker 1: and where I am now, I just have to play
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  Speaker 1: the game like the Big Boys player. I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to because I like being folks in Holland have fold
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  Speaker 1: and joking and playing with people. But you're joking play
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  Speaker 1: with people now, know it will backfire because somebody's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hateful. The world is full of haters. And now
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  Speaker 1: every small minded person got a little, got a little
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  Speaker 1: you type nothing else on me. God bless you have
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