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The Sensitive Crew, Comedy Roulette 1st Time, 2 Tired 2 Sleep, Zoom Meetings and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given a.
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  Speaker 2: Black busy listening too, don't Joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, have you got to do that?
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  Speaker 3: You love? You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: We got to turn the mouth, the turn You probably
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  Speaker 5: got to turn the mouth, the turn out, turn the water.
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  Speaker 1: The water wouldn't make me.
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  Speaker 4: Come come out your thinking? Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 4: dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 4: radio show. You know, I think I ought to explain
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  Speaker 4: something to y'all. You know, when I wake up in
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  Speaker 4: the morning and I say, dig me now, what I'm
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  Speaker 4: asking you to do is it's old school, you know, man,
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  Speaker 4: And you know you said old people say I dig
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  Speaker 4: you know, da da da, Never stop saying that. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 4: but dig me now. It's just I want you to
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  Speaker 4: I want you to really feel me. I want you
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  Speaker 4: to understand what I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration
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  Speaker 4: is all given in the spirit of sharing and love.
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  Speaker 4: It ain't about to expose me in any way. That's
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  Speaker 4: not the purpose of it. But I found that in
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  Speaker 4: my morning inspiration. That's best that I use some things
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  Speaker 4: about myself, because I mean, what better example can I use?
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  Speaker 4: Because I know me, I know what's happened to me.
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  Speaker 4: I know exactly how I felt all along the way
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  Speaker 4: concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now
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  Speaker 4: fully do really understand why God had my life spend
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  Speaker 4: the way it spun. And here's the part that I
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  Speaker 4: want to give to you this morning, that first of all,
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  Speaker 4: whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of
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  Speaker 4: come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We
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  Speaker 4: put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.
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  Speaker 4: Thoughts turn into things. That's very important to know. So
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  Speaker 4: let's look at both sides of it. For people who
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  Speaker 4: think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the
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  Speaker 4: direct opposite is true for those who think positive thoughts,
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  Speaker 4: it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's as
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  Speaker 4: simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down any cleaner,
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  Speaker 4: I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things. So
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  Speaker 4: the one glaring question for all of us always is
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  Speaker 4: on a daily basis, what are you thinking? What are
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  Speaker 4: your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 4: Because I can assure you, and is not by a
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  Speaker 4: promise of mind. This is not a theory that Steve
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  Speaker 4: Harveyden came up with. This is a fact of life.
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  Speaker 4: This is biblical, this is spiritual, This is written, this
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  Speaker 4: is philosophical. This is the law of the universe. However,
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  Speaker 4: you need to drink this medicine to take to get
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  Speaker 4: it down and feel what I'm saying to you. This
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  Speaker 4: is just the way it is now and here the
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  Speaker 4: cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe me
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  Speaker 4: or not. It does not matter if you have never
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  Speaker 4: been explained this or not. And it does not matter
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  Speaker 4: if you think it works in your life or not.
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  Speaker 4: It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way
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  Speaker 4: it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual,
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  Speaker 4: it is philosophical. It's just whatever is the law of
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  Speaker 4: the universe. You call whatever you want call. However, you
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  Speaker 4: got to dress this thing up to put it in
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  Speaker 4: a phase that you can feel me. I want you
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  Speaker 4: to feel me now, because this is all it is.
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  Speaker 4: So when I say that you are where we are
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  Speaker 4: today because we thought ourselves here, are you best to
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  Speaker 4: believe that's true? You thought yourself here? No one else see.
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  Speaker 4: Let me explain something. I got people around me who
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  Speaker 4: so badly want to take credit for it, but I
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  Speaker 4: don't allow it. But because I keep pointing to the heavens,
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  Speaker 4: I keep pointing and trying to say it out loud
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  Speaker 4: as many times as I can without being so offensive,
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  Speaker 4: that my life is by design, by grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 4: by blessings from God. My life is because God has
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  Speaker 4: seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty
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  Speaker 4: people around me want credit for it and want you
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  Speaker 4: to not give credit to God and give it to them.
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  Speaker 4: I got that. I got that, but I understand that. See,
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  Speaker 4: I understand what that is. That's a person whose design
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  Speaker 4: is to get the credit. But it's okay. It's so
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  Speaker 4: clear to me what my father was saying to me. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I get it. As I get older and older. He
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  Speaker 4: always said to me, son, everybody come with you can't
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  Speaker 4: go with you. See. You know, I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: people say it in church. You know, sometime they go, well,
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  Speaker 4: people come into your life for seasons, and I guess
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  Speaker 4: that's the same thing. You know they seizing up. They
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  Speaker 4: gone well, you know, and then but then hi, the
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  Speaker 4: way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: forget where you come from. You ain't gonna keep it
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  Speaker 4: real no more. I don't want to go back where
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  Speaker 4: I come from. I don't want to keep it that
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  Speaker 4: real no more. It was real enough for me living
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  Speaker 4: in a car. I had enough of that real. I
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  Speaker 4: don't gonna keep it real now. I don't keep it real.
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  Speaker 4: I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go
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  Speaker 4: keep it fantasized.
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  Speaker 1: I want, I wanna.
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  Speaker 4: I want to keep it out of this world. I
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  Speaker 4: want to keep it off the chain. I want to
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  Speaker 4: keep it moving. I want to keep it ball, and
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  Speaker 4: I want to see what that's like. So nah, I
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  Speaker 4: ain't gonna forget where I come from, But you ain't
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  Speaker 4: gonna hold me to that though. See, thoughts become things
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  Speaker 4: all day long. Where's your vision board? Where are the
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  Speaker 4: things that you want written down? What do you think
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  Speaker 4: about the most? How grateful are you for what all
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  Speaker 4: God has done for you? Where you at with that? See?
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  Speaker 4: Here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let me
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  Speaker 4: ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt,
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  Speaker 4: if all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
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  Speaker 4: If all you thinking about or is all woe is me?
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  Speaker 4: If all you thinking about is every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sick. If all you thinking about it's the things
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  Speaker 4: in life that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about,
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  Speaker 4: and if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
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  Speaker 4: you gonna stay in? How much, how much how much
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  Speaker 4: lacking you think you're finn to fill your life with?
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  Speaker 4: How much most stuff you fin to not have because
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  Speaker 4: you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're
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  Speaker 4: gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna come out your mouth, man, that I may
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  Speaker 4: not be where I want to be, but I show
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  Speaker 4: am grateful for what you've given me so far, for
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  Speaker 4: the things I have today because I don't have to
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  Speaker 4: have these. You know what that does? That then opens
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  Speaker 4: up room for more stuff to come your way. To
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  Speaker 4: be grateful fall. But if you're gonna be ungrateful a man,
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  Speaker 4: let me ask you something. I ain't God, I don't
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  Speaker 4: claim to be, But let me ask you something man.
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  Speaker 4: If you ungrateful for the things we got, if we
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  Speaker 4: can't show no gratitude for what we have, why would
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  Speaker 4: God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 4: What would he do that for tada. Anybody feel me
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  Speaker 4: right now? So when I say come on, y'all dig me, now,
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  Speaker 4: do you understand why I say dig me because I
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  Speaker 4: want you to feel me. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 4: and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't. Because
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  Speaker 4: there's so many people got a deeper understanding than me
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  Speaker 4: about this whole thing. I promise you they do, but
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  Speaker 4: they listen to me. I'm just trying to get you
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  Speaker 4: to walk up in this light, man, so you can
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  Speaker 4: go on with your life and quit tripping yourself out
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  Speaker 4: with your thoughts because thoughts become things, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All day you're listening.
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  Speaker 6: Morning show.
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  Speaker 4: highly favored. Right walk in that walk, yes, talk, can
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  Speaker 4: that talk? Yeah? And jaywalkin when I walk? All right,
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  Speaker 4: Sermons ain't got to have no meaning. They just got
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  Speaker 4: attempted years. Ain't nobody own any morning more funny than me?
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  Speaker 1: All right, and it's time now to start your morning
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  Speaker 1: off with the nephew and run that brank back. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for is nep I left my medicine in
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  Speaker 1: your house.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go hellot speak to Clarence. Yeah, it was just Claire.
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  Speaker 3: Uh hey, my name is Sherman.
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  Speaker 9: Dog.
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  Speaker 3: Your house is the one that uh got broke into
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  Speaker 3: last week? Right, yeah? Man, just waiting on the police
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  Speaker 3: to get back with me. Tell them if they found
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  Speaker 3: these people or not. Man, Now, hold on, what's your
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  Speaker 3: name again?
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  Speaker 9: There?
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  Speaker 3: Sman? Themm how you here about this? You know I
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  Speaker 3: stayed a couple of streets, so everybody in the neighborhood
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  Speaker 3: kind of heard that y'all had got broke in on.
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  Speaker 3: Damn man, everybody being kind of kind of real good
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  Speaker 3: around here. Man. It don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: You go out here and work hard for stuff and
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  Speaker 3: then you know people just do your like this.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 3: It just I'm just glad it wasn't nobody hurt.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 3: My wife and my son they alive and that's you know,
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  Speaker 3: that's the best thing.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 3: So you know you're trying not to cousin something like
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  Speaker 3: this happened. You know, I understand. Man, you stay a
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  Speaker 3: couple streets over, you say yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 3: let me let me let me say this to you.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I want to say, Peryll, I hate what happened, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? And uh, I do, man, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm glad you're your family, and so yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: say the lead. Well, hey man, can I just can
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  Speaker 3: I just say this here?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And I don't really know how to say it, but.
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  Speaker 9: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was with the two dudes that had broken there.
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  Speaker 3: I was with them when they did that. Okay, you
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  Speaker 3: did you just say you was with them that broken
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  Speaker 3: my house? Oh so you broke in my house saying
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  Speaker 3: no seeing See, that's why I'm just see those claims.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm I'm calling you, trying to tell you
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to talk them out of it. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Well, what the happy? Because they
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  Speaker 3: did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. But
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  Speaker 3: you know I was what, I was in there taking nothing,
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Well who was
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  Speaker 3: any ittation?
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  Speaker 9: Dead?
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  Speaker 3: And I can't I can't be doing I can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I can't see I ain't trying to get in the
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  Speaker 3: middle of that. No, No, don't know. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: You just called my phone. Oh you can tell me
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  Speaker 3: who broke in here?
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  Speaker 4: You was one of them?
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  Speaker 3: Who I was? Wasn't with you? That? That ain't that
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  Speaker 3: That ain't even the reason why I called. Man. I
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  Speaker 3: don't give a damn what the reason you called me?
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  Speaker 3: You called me I broke who who was with you?
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  Speaker 3: Who was with you?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 3: I'm matter of fact, what street you stay on? Let
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  Speaker 3: me say this to you, man. This mean why I
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  Speaker 3: called and when we was in there and then they
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  Speaker 3: started screaming and hot at each other and then saying
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  Speaker 3: we got to hear him get out. You know, like
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  Speaker 3: I say, I was in there trying to talk them
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  Speaker 3: out of that. I don't give it. If you tried
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  Speaker 3: to talk them into it, you broke into my broken
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  Speaker 3: my house. You got the my dancey to call me. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but listen, man, listen, listen, listen to me, man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: listening to you for while I was in there, man,
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  Speaker 3: and and you know they was we was getting out
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  Speaker 3: of there in a hurry. I actually left my uh
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  Speaker 3: my pill sell out my pocket, my bottle of pills
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  Speaker 3: and my medicine. And I don't I don't got no
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  Speaker 3: more refills on it, man, And I need my medicine.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm calling you to see if you don't
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  Speaker 3: man me coming back over there to get my fee.
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  Speaker 3: They don't give them about your medicine. Who gives us?
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  Speaker 3: But I tell you what I tell you. I can
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  Speaker 3: ask me about some medicine. God, I was just caught
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  Speaker 3: up in a bad situation. Man. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 3: If I see you over, I swear to God, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna beat your ass. No, I'm gonna beat you.
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  Speaker 9: You better be glad.
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  Speaker 3: Sure I wasn't at my house. Man, Listen, man, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not trying to get you. Have no problems with nobody.
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  Speaker 3: I just need my medicine. Man, your medicine. You got
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  Speaker 3: problems with me. But I don't have no more refills
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  Speaker 3: on that medicine. I need my medicine. I get sick.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what, I tell you what, come, Come
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  Speaker 3: get your medicine. You know exactly where I stay at.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get the front door open. You
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  Speaker 3: ain't got the break in this time. Come get your medicine.
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  Speaker 3: That's what a god gonna need. More than just that
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  Speaker 3: some medicine.
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna put some on your I said, why are
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  Speaker 9: you down and out on me? Man? And I'm the
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  Speaker 9: one that was in there trying.
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  Speaker 3: To talk them out of it. He was with them
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  Speaker 3: because that's the point ill that's bring them to, telling
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  Speaker 3: them to help you. Come get your medicine. So all
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  Speaker 3: I want to do is get my medicine and be
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  Speaker 3: through with this. That's all I'm trying to say to you.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't trying to start no trouble with you. Start
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  Speaker 3: no no trouble. You go catch the luck, come out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm you know what I tell you what I all this,
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  Speaker 3: You know, I tell you what, Come get the medicine.
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  Speaker 3: Come come, come get the medicine right now. I'm in
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  Speaker 3: what what street you stay on? I bring it to you,
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  Speaker 3: cray man I'm not finna go back and from arguing
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  Speaker 3: with you. Man, I'm finna come over there and get
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  Speaker 3: my medicine. And man, you're gonna be through with each other.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't got to go back and for I tell
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  Speaker 3: you what. Come on over here, get your some medicine
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  Speaker 3: right now. Maskiven. If you're gonna need some more, get medicine.
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  Speaker 3: They gonna come break in my some houses. You go
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  Speaker 3: can't tell my I take care on my wife and
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  Speaker 3: my kids in this house. I understand that. And I
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  Speaker 3: will not be back in your house after I get
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  Speaker 3: my medicine. I'm gonna is you hollering at no, I
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  Speaker 3: tell you what you know? No, no, no, no, you
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  Speaker 3: ain't gonna be back in my house Outfter you get
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  Speaker 3: your medicine, you're gonna have a permanent new residence. I
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  Speaker 3: swear to God, you're gonna be living in the cemetery.
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  Speaker 3: I got one of my friends I need to send
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  Speaker 3: you before I get over there. You listen to me
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  Speaker 3: say that on your way over here here here, I'm
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  Speaker 3: on my way now. I want my friend. I need
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  Speaker 3: to see it. You say you wanna say it? This
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  Speaker 3: is that's in my new parently from the steel Hobby
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  Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got braked by your sister brain. Hello,
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  Speaker 3: who the is this? Hey man, hey class, This nephew
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  Speaker 3: is telling me man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show,
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  Speaker 3: your sister Bree got me to prank you. Man, boy
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  Speaker 3: you you Oh that's way too so much. I don't
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  Speaker 3: believe it, she said, Man, they broke in my brother house.
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  Speaker 3: He needed spirits, he said, come on calling me get it.
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  Speaker 3: You know what you damn that has you a well
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  Speaker 3: with band? Oh man, what y'all wrong for?
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  Speaker 9: This is? Oh man?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Oh man? Man? You come what is what is the
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  Speaker 3: badest ringio show in the land? It is the Steve
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  Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro a and if then that
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  Speaker 3: that both in my house is listening, Uh, you come
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  Speaker 3: back over here. If you left your medicine, come on,
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  Speaker 3: come back and get it. I'm at home right now.
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  Speaker 3: If they're listening, then come on back over there. Know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: right right now, bring y'all. Why y'all roll for that?
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  Speaker 3: Nephew tell me I don't know nobody better than me.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you that you coming up next? It
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  Speaker 1: is asked the clo.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for us the c l
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  Speaker 1: O Chief Love All of a SUDD I'm Stephen Harvey
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  Speaker 1: in the building, Steve. This one is from Leela in
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  Speaker 1: the dr. Leela writes, I'm a forty year old single
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: woman and I'm dating a forty two year old man
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that I met online. We both made it clear that
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: we were looking for a relationship that would lead to marriage.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: He is everything I've prayed for, and we spend every
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: night together and we travel together. We've even exchanged I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: love you, so I was a happy camper last week
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: when we were on vacation. He told me that he's
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: not ready for a relationship. Then he said he's lucky
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to have me and he loves me. I'm so confused
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: by the mixed signals. We've been dating for eight months.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Should I give him one more time? Or should I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: give him more time?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Well, he just told you he's not ready for a relationship.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: So first thing you need to know is what does
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: that mean? Now? In English, it means he don't want
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: to be committed to you, and he don't want you
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: tell it nobody. He belonged to you. That's what it
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: sounds like it means in regular English. Now, you and
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: the dr and I've been there before, and y'all do
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: speak very fluent English. Huh, so that's what it sounds
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: like to me. Now, this could be a little tricky,
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: but the mixed signals are just exactly that. I would
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: probe and see exactly what he means by that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: But I think, you know, yeah, probe meaning ask more questions.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: That would mean she'd have to give him a little
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: more time.
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  Speaker 4: Then huh, Well, you got to give an explanation. But
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I think he said what he said, yeah, and I
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: think that's it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, Leela, we're going We're
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: moving on now to Janet in Oxford, Mississippi, who says
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I'm in my mid thirties engaged to a guy from
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a small town in Tennessee. When we got our marriage license,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: all hell broke loose and I started getting harassed by
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: women from his past. Apparently he has eight children by
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: six different women, and four of the women warned me
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: that his child support debt will be mine if I
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: marry him. He and his best friend said it's not true,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: and his crazy ex wife is behind all of this.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to believe. He said he has
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: three children and I met them, Should I run away
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: while I can?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Well? Eight kids? Eight with child support? Whoo, that's gonna
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: be rough. Now he'dne went and got his boy to
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: co sign the three he does have three? Your deal
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: is to find out if he has eight. They have
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: a thing now called research. They have the Internet, Google,
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: They got everything. You can find out a lot of stuff.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: If I were you, I would get busy just to
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: double check the story. Now, the reason you're writing us
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: is because you got the feeling somebody's telling the truth
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: about your man. Yeah, because your question, your thing was
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: should I run away? Now? Well, you already know something's up,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: so you have an inkling, so you got to follow
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: up on the inkling. Do not ignore the inkling.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Do not ignore that is you got it for reason.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: It's called it. Eight keys a late. Well, you're go
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: get out under that child support. I can take you
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: that right now.
• 24:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Perry in South Carolina, who says I
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: was messing around with a married woman for a few
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: weeks and her husband found out and jumped on me.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I had to get stitches in my head and he
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: scratched my cornea. So I went to an outpatient clinic.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't have health insurance at the time, so she
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: paid my medical bill without her husband knowing it. Clinic Listen, though,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the clinic mailed the receipt to her house and her
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: husband saw.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: He texted me saying he'll deal with me again whenever
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: he sees me. I'm too old to keep fighting. Should
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I call him and talk this out?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Well, it don't sound to me like you've been fighting.
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: You know, you you you know?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Should I call him and talk this out? You just
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: said you was messing with a married woman, this man's wife.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Let me ask some perry what you're gonna call him
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: a safe? Well?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: What?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: What?
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: What's this conversation feeling to be? Hey, man, look we
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: need to stop this. I'm too old for this. Well,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: you was messing with his wife. He said, he gonna
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: deal with you when he sees you a getting Now, look,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: you got stitches and you have got the one corner
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: you ain't gonna be able to see after his next
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: asked me, he's gonna bust up all your visual capabilities.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: This man hot about his wife. Oh yeah, Now she
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: felt bad for you and paid your medical You ain't
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: gotten medical. You ain't got no business messing with this
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: man's wife. He said, dog, what do you want?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Go away?
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Crowd?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to move it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: He needs to go away.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You're absolutely right, Yeah you need to move man.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: But you're gonna get this other whooping. No sooner. He
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: gonna deal with you. He just seen him spend some
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: money on you. He's gonna whoop you again. Pardner.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: You got to get that out of and you got
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: it coming.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: He told you, he didn't even tell you he was
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: gonna get you the first time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: That stitches in his head.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: All right, he was.
• 26:44
  Speaker 11: He texted her from her phone, I'm gonna get you
• 26:48
  Speaker 11: what I see and to say she.
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: At the top.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Our last question comes from Jay. Uh, Hey, what you
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: got for the c l O?
• 26:59
  Speaker 12: You meta freak? You met a freak in the club.
• 27:02
  Speaker 12: You don't know the freak's name. Y'all go to the hotel,
• 27:05
  Speaker 12: You tie the freak up, You go out to get
• 27:07
  Speaker 12: some ice. You forget what room the freak is in.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: What do you do? You don't always? You ain't forgot
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: where your car is. Hey, you don't know nobody name,
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: You can't remember the you can't remember the room. You
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: don't want to get ice? Now you can start knocking
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: on doors and do this here.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: You now, freak.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: If you tied up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man, excuse me.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got the wrong home. My bad,
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: my bad. You stand there in your drawers with ice bucket.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 6: Morning show.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Here? We are the sensitive crew that we are, hot
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: head crew that we are. We're all sensitive.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Permit to something what Okay? I am the one on
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: the show that likes to keep the most mess. I
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: want to volunteer for that because for me it's exciting.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Like if I see any two of y'all about to
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: go at it, I show you do.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Oh you are the head. Let me ask you a question, Steve,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: is that healthy? Do you think that's a healthy world? Absolutely?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Do?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: I do? I do. That's the way for us to
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: operate as a company successfully is to get it all out.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I love when the the the argument or whatever the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: disagreement has died down, and then he'll get walked away,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: thought of something, come back and get it started all
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: over again.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: He'll throw bomb. Oh, ain't no doubt, thank you, And
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: that's what I'm here for God to make sure that
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: we have healthy, healthy relationships. You know, nobody's harboring any
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: sentiments and ill wheeled towards one enough because we get
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: it all out.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: You want to get it like, for example, come on, let's.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Get I'm thinking between Junior and and and Jay. I
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: think the two of them being the sickest people. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: think the fact that they go at one another so remitlessly,
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I think that's actually healthy.
• 29:44
  Speaker 14: Well, it makes me feel better knowing he'll stop that.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: What his name now, Junior? What if you had to
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: speak at his funeral? Who would you say? Though?
• 30:02
  Speaker 14: First of all, I'm going there and kicked the casket
• 30:04
  Speaker 14: and was saying, his body is the simple.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Make sure he goes.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be sad or cried.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: You're in here.
• 30:10
  Speaker 14: Wait a minute, oh hey, he has not been a
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: supporters j.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Is absolutely true. He was gonna have a sicker.
• 30:22
  Speaker 12: Sell walk right, and remember they had to know they
• 30:26
  Speaker 12: had the flood. All I said is well, he said,
• 30:29
  Speaker 12: well it's rain and we can't have the walk. I said,
• 30:32
  Speaker 12: why can't you have to swim? And so he got
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: really upset about that.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, couldn't go to walk. But here's my thing.
• 30:45
  Speaker 12: If I do die, I have left instructions that my funeral.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Be cold as.
• 30:54
  Speaker 12: I mean the temperature. It's gonna be in an ice box.
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: So he ain't there. Wow, guy, but this is all day,
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: This is all all day.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Love there love.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Jay will hit you with a mic stand testing to prove,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: and I have heard that he will hit you. I
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: was with him in Memphis when he did.
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: Them things happened.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Man laughed a lot allegedly.
• 31:26
  Speaker 12: Ja, Yeah, there's no film on that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: We're all very very sensitive.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Now you want to know who throw the most punches
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: at Tommy?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Don't you're looking at him? No?
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: Really, he goes he throws them. Steve just takes the
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: alley oop and dump you throwing the high oop. And
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: I don't go ahead and get it that right? There
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: would be Now I'm a Now, I'm a pop power forward.
• 32:00
  Speaker 15: Man because I just love seeing him snap off. I
• 32:04
  Speaker 15: just pushing his just know why. But he's gotten so
• 32:10
  Speaker 15: much better, but a lot. Because he's gotten better, that
• 32:13
  Speaker 15: means I have to go harder.
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: And I think, yes, he's finally reached the point where
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: he's really doing what he wants to know.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: He's happy now I'm in a good place. You know what,
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: you know what Joe j mean, he really is. Huh understand,
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: He's in a much better place. And he's touring. This
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: is the happiest he's and he's not home much. That
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: is the main.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And he's been in a lot of movies.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Home much kidding. Come on, he's been in so many moves.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about is secure?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: That was? That was the story of his life, That's true.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: What was doctor?
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: He was in Medea Boo, the first one. Yeah, he
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: was din't think like a man. I think he said that.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: What about that karate movie he was in when it
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: was weak, low ass kicks? There was some hot kicks. Dog.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: It was to you, to you, all you was doing
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: was kicking me in my stumbach. Oh my god, I
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: forgot about them. No, we haven't. I see.
• 33:48
  Speaker 12: But he is much happier now.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: And guess guess who started that? Folks, sure surely started.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I started the movie.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Ye, yes, you did.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I own it. You started?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Gd you back out and just do laugh because because
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: if I started, you were sure to finish it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: That's why we what I appreciate about you though, Shirley,
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: is you laugh home?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: It's upout my friend, laughing at your free laughing. Yeah, God,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: but you do sound happy, man, much happier.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir, thank you, thank you. I'm in there man.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Show right after the visit.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Time Now, guys for a round of would you rather?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Would you rather steal honey from a bear or steal
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: honey from a beehive?
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Get this bee hive? Yeah, we take it. We will
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: run with the whole high. If I'm not pulling with
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: that bath.
• 35:03
  Speaker 11: Man, if it's winning to pool, then I'm cooling.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: You think you and you think winning cool. That's what
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: you think winning cool. You let that car. If you
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: get out there with winning's ass and see.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: What happened, you think the ask for winny though, Okay,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: all right, And if the winning pood that I met
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: down at Disney, I knocked his head.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: And get your honey.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: But if you're talking about a real bad honey, give
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: me that damn be high. Wow. I'll be walking as
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: slow as I can. Bees be all over my ass.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I walk the ass right into a lake.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: All right, would you rather go to jail for a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: crime your loved one committed, or would you rather snitch
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: on your loved one for a crime they committed?
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Oh god, your is gone.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: You're a snitch.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I'm not a snitch. I'm not snitching. I'm telling I'm true.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: There's a different thing. I'm gonna go to jail for
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: something I didn't do that my loved one did for
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: a lost snitch on them, and they asked to jail.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Love when we're talking about.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Who, Okay, it just says loved one, But say it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: your spouse or you know, your favorite child or something
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: like that favorite child.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, it's my spouse. I'm gonna go to jail.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I do anything.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Girl, I don't.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: What you say the right thing?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Are you crazy?
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Right now, we're gonna visit, I mean, me and them
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: kids are gonna visit. We don't go down there and
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: see they mama what we got. I mean, I'm gonna come.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: I'm coming down there side.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: I'm down there. I'm coming.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: If the boy ain't and the boy, if the boy
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: ain't got baseball, we doing and we're gonna come from
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: But why you.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Do what you do? Man?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Why you do that? Now? I'm gonna say this though
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: all of your extensions. If it's one of my children,
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: uh huh oh that and go jail. They know it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: You need somebody on our side with some money and
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: some influence that could get you out. Oh okay.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Last one? Would you rather get a raised or a bonus?
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: You gotta know the numbers?
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, ain't need to know numbers for this.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: They got some bonus and.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: You haven't seen the people get them bonus in at
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: them big companies them bonus. You've seen them bones.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I need bonus. I won't mind all that once, right,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I steal the rest. I'm gonna follow his lead. He
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: knows about money mobile money than we do.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's around. Would you rather today you're listening.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Is time for comedy roulette, and Jay explained it to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: us the people.
• 38:09
  Speaker 12: We have to explain it every week because we get
• 38:11
  Speaker 12: new listeners, brand new people.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Listen. Man, I love it, Jay Radio man. Yes, you know,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Steve has no question.
• 38:21
  Speaker 12: We have domin to roulette. This whill we take five subjects.
• 38:24
  Speaker 12: We put the subjects on the wheel. We spun the
• 38:27
  Speaker 12: wheel around and around and around. Where the wheel stops,
• 38:30
  Speaker 12: will do the damn thing. What are the subjects?
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: You ready?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Here we go? Number one? I apologize baby. This is
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the first time this has ever happened. Number two, Well,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: when is the baby going to sleep? That is me?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Number three? How long is he going to stay in
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the sixth grade?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Once again?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Number four, Well you're big and bad on down here? Okay, yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Number five, I didn't get fired. They just tripping at
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the job. I didn't get fired. And here's a bonus.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Number six.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: If you buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last, all.
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: Right, all right, all right, I spend a day. That's
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: when you want, Jay, you did not want Number one?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I apologize baby, this is the first time this has
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: ever happened. Oh I don't want that one.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: The problem is is you. You is the problem. I
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: can't consentate because of you. You doing something to me. Yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 12: make me lose my concentration and whatever it is, stop it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 12: You need to focus.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Was personally that was.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, yes, that's I wanted to stop.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 40:02
  Speaker 11: Okay, well look at, look at I want to apologize.
• 40:05
  Speaker 14: This has never happened both with me and the mirctwave
• 40:08
  Speaker 14: went off at the same time.
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: I want to say I'm sorry.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I did not know I was through any.
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: Listen, listen, listen, I apologize. This is the first time
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: this has ever happened.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I dreamed I was pinned, all right, that's why we
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: both laying here with This is the third time this
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: has ever happened. I was in my dream.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're twelve, you can't have people.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Damn Daby. I'm sorry. Look, this first time this ever happened.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: But I ain't never been in the committed relationship. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: didn't know the rule. I'm so putting her clothes on
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: right lew.
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: But yes, okay, apologis just the first time this has
• 41:25
  Speaker 12: ever happened to me. And since we had worked out
• 41:28
  Speaker 12: a payment and it was so quick on my part,
• 41:31
  Speaker 12: I should get some of that money back. I shouldn't
• 41:36
  Speaker 12: have to pay the full price.
• 41:39
  Speaker 14: Okay, I'll tell you what I really really am sorry.
• 41:48
  Speaker 14: I know, I asked the Sun during the commercial break.
• 41:51
  Speaker 14: I know I'm gonna finish in the commercial.
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: I'm so sorry.
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: And back home right.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Never ever.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: Listen she over here in the pool with have bikini
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: because I'm trying to teach her how to swim. All right,
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: I apologize. It's the first time it's ever happened. Teach
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: the girl how to swim.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: That's alright, baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I didn't know
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: it was your mama, Dayle. I didn't I had no idea.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: All right, listen up next, it's the nephew, the King
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of Pranks, with a prank phone call. Right after this,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Morning show.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: subject she's getting more than money from him. But right
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a prank in the second shirt.
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: I just wanted you know, from the last break that
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: we had the people that called in on Steve's voicemail,
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: I want the record to reflect. Listen, I am five,
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: ten and a half. Okay, let's get this understood out there,
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: new time.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: And a half. The doctor said the doctor. I don't
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: even go to that doctor no more. I am five.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: You had to get it in a half opinion.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you always get to get a second and
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: third opinion. Call okay, five ten and a hey.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: How can you hate another opinion?
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: What a measuring tape?
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: Right? It is what it is? Yeah?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Did you say that it's not the doctor Tommy.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: Coming happening, Shirley. I used to be five ten and
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: a half. Now I don't know what the hell help,
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: but I'm.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: No, you're shrinking. I believe. I believe you had an
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: operation on your throat. You lost an inch. I took
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: an inch and throat meat out and now you're down.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: You just boy, man, turn just short, no, no time
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: because that operation. You can't even wear. Turn the next
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: no more. Yes I can. Well you got on the
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: T shirt. Now look how high that is?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: So cruel, so cruel.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to help you joke your way through
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: what you said, you special.
• 44:39
  Speaker 11: Throat, But what throw me?
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: That's how his head is now closer to his shoulder.
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, Look the title is your trash Thinks, Your
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: trash thinks. The next week I had one this right here.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know how to work it in without making
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: work me right here, this is yours.
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: Let's go get hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh,
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach swear. Yeah, this is me. Hey,
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: how you doing? Man? I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors,
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: but i'm I'm I'm one street over from you, you
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: over the off you River Drive? Yeah, that's right. Who
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: is this rico? Man? How you doing? I'm one of
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: your neighbors on the next street over. How you doing?
• 45:35
  Speaker 13: Okay, I'm doing good? But how you get my number?
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: aware of it. Well, what what's going on? Uh? It
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: seemed like, well, you know the trash man run on
• 45:54
  Speaker 9: on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The lot the
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: meals that that that a lot of people, I guess
• 46:02
  Speaker 9: since the holiday just passed, you know a lot of
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: people got their stuff out on the on the curve
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: already right right now. The problem is that that that
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: they're saying, man, is that your your trash is actually
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: really really foul. It's smelling and smelling pretty bad. And
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: we wanted to call you man and see if you
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: do hold on, hold on.
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: You say you calling me because you smell my trash.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, they say, yes, is the one that's really thinking, man,
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday.
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: You know, no trash and no garage.
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: That's why I put it outside. I didn't have enough
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: room in the garage.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, what and who is everybody saying?
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Myra he Hey, listen, I'm not saying you know what
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: I want to tell you.
• 46:48
  Speaker 13: If everybody in the hood gotta fly with my trash, take.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: You tell them because okay, what what? What?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: What?
• 46:55
  Speaker 9: We we we discussed that too. But listen, listen, we
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: don't want no trouble.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: If we could just get you could put your trades
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: back in.
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: I'm not moving over trash. I pay rent over.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Here, my brother.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: go back to tell you.
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: What you're gonna do. I'm telling you where I pay
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: rent at. Don't tell me to do over here.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you concerned that your treads
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood?
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: I don't give a damn. If who smelled my chances
• 47:21
  Speaker 13: they got a problem with it, tell them come.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Take it out still then and say it out there, okay,
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: whether that's the problem, the problem is is that you
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: took it out, and you took it out too early.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: You shouldn't out till tuesday morning.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: And that's who that money Friday.
• 47:35
  Speaker 13: If I put it out there and say it out yesterday,
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: come get it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you man, Okay,
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: for damn what.
• 47:41
  Speaker 13: You're gonna do if you ain't gonna call me telling
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: me take my chance? Yea, I pay rent over here?
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: He is everybody smelling my trash.
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: Out of everybody on the see. I don't know from
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: my understanding. It's just a couple of holes in it
• 47:54
  Speaker 9: and some food or something must to got out. I
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: don't know if one of the roads or a dog
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: got in it, or what the case may be. But
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: you know, we need to try to get your trash
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: in the backyard.
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: you the one you focusing of this? How come my
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: next old neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the
• 48:13
  Speaker 13: corner and you call who put you up to this?
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: What everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: get your phone number, and I said, well, look I
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: just gone and call it.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you this. You and hey, you my phone number.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Come take it out?
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: Still then it ain't going nowhere cleft.
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, well listen, let's swerve this what we designed on
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: the case we got to this situation with you put that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: I'll just come over there and put the trash in
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: your backyard and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning, I'll.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Come back over there and take it out that way.
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: All the smell of being in your backyard in the water,
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: you say, you go, what, I'm gonna come over there
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: and put the trash in your backyard. So the so
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: the smell that falcon, I mean, that's that.
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: Let me tell let me take you this said, if
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: you come over here, you might well call ho that
• 48:57
  Speaker 13: that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: They had a problem saying, my chass seem to come
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: over here and take it out.
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: Well you you, I mean you you're trying you're trying
• 49:06
  Speaker 9: to you trying to act like it don't slam many
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: I don't give them.
• 49:09
  Speaker 13: If it's mean, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
• 49:11
  Speaker 13: go out to pook for myself. Where that where that
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: where that helped you out?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: A lik at?
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, But see that's not what the people in the
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: neighborhood want we want you to.
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: They don't give a damn what they want. I'm telling
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: you what I'm gonna do. And how did you get
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: my phone out?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Any down?
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: I already told you, man, I got your number from
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: one of the neighbors on your street that said.
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: They don't want to tell me to the left, one
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: to the right, tell me which one?
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Listen, listen, listen, swear Once you get to the meat
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: of the problem, the problem is your trash.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Think don't how is my change?
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: How the hell y'all pitpoint my chasut of everybody else
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: trash on the block?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: And how the hell you smeall?
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: I don't know if you're trans busted open or what
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: the deal is for everybody's saying. Everybody saying it swerve traans,
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: that's that's stink. That's too much.
• 49:57
  Speaker 13: Plans for need to be going to try to see
• 49:59
  Speaker 13: what thanks dying fan, Chad out there, and it's gonna
• 50:02
  Speaker 13: stay out there. I said it, ain't come get it,
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: and you ain't coming over there.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, now see that's where you wrong. Swam out ain't
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: robbing over there.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take that trance
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: and put it in the backyard till too. Now you're
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: gonna try to get in my way whatever, but I
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: got to go on on, get the chands in the back.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: Tell you what pringing you over here? Right now. I
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: put on my shoes. I'm standing on points right now.
• 50:22
  Speaker 13: Bring fight a corse.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Come on, we call whatever your name we I'm Reco
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: one street over and I'm smelling your nash transam, take.
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: No change out my make smell. But you ain't saying
• 50:33
  Speaker 13: to come take it out.
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: I'm fit you that he listen, swur. I'm gonna say
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: this word.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Man, I called him like name. Excuse me call him
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: like that?
• 50:42
  Speaker 13: Whould have tools? You called me swear I'll call me
• 50:44
  Speaker 13: by that name.
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well that's what they call you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: What's wrong? We called what's wrong?
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: We called you. You're on coffee that name?
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: Now you fan, my chance thing, come over here and
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: take the chances out.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Man, I ain't.
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: I ain't nobody sitting there scatter you swim. I'm trying
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: to I'm having to get.
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: It's not part of my name. Come over here, I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: gonna show you what I'm gonna do.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, way then it is what it is. By the man,
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.
• 51:09
  Speaker 13: Come on, come over here, come over here moving.
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: I'm on the right now, come on over there, meet
• 51:13
  Speaker 9: me by the mass think it trash you.
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: Got, I'm standing right there doing that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on my way now.
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over there.
• 51:24
  Speaker 13: You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: over there. My name is Nephew tire Me from the
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: cousin au Reese.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Oh man.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But.
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: Hey, man, I gotta ask you something, dog, what is
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: show in the land?
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: All right, Joe Nephew telling me see you right? Yeah?
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: By ten and a half, I stood up on that prank,
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: didn't I I can't wait for throat me?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Lie? Yes, I did.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject she's getting more than
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: money from him. We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot
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• 52:39
  Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Buck up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: you here. It is the Strawberry Let it Thank.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: You enough for your subject, She's getting more than money
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: from him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty one year
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: old man and I have a wife, but I haven't
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: lived with her in four years. It's a long story,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: but I'll try to make a brief. Four years ago,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: my cousin had a bad divorce and he needed somewhere
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: to stay, so my wife and I let him rent
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: went up our side of a duplex we own. I
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: made him promise to be respectful to my older tenant,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: that shared the duplex with him because she's a Christian
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: woman that loves peace and quiet. He moved in, and
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: in less than two weeks, the old lady called me
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to complain about sex noises coming from his side of
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the duplex. I talked to my cousin and asked him
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: to knock it off. I work full time, so my
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: wife manages our three properties and collects the rent. But
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I'm the only one the old lady will talk to.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: She's never liked my wife, and one evening i'd stop
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: by the duplex to put some reflective numbers on the
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: old lady's side of the duplex because she said her
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: girlfriends couldn't find her house at night. I pulled up
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: and my wife's car was parked in the sideyard out
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: of playing views who. I knocked on my cousin's door
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: several times and there was no answer. The old lady
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: came out of her door and she told me that
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: they can't hear me knocking because they're in there having
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: sex and making a bunch of noise. I told her
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: that I think it's my wife in there, and she
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: reminded me that she has never liked my wife, and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: then said, this must be why she told me that
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: the car is always over there, So my wife is
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: coming by for more than the rent money. I broke
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the window and I got in there and tried to
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: body slam my cousin. My wife moved out of our
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: house and into the raggedy duplex with my cousin. It's
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: been four years and they're still together. I still can't
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: get over it. How could they do this to me? Well,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: because some people who just low down and evil. You know,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: you may still be married on paper, but you don't
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: have a wife. You may as well let that go
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: because she let it go a long time ago. She
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: left you then way back, and we can't pick our relatives,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: so he's gonna be your trifling cousin forever. My advice
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: to you is to first get a divorce, because clearly
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: this marriage is over. It's been four years. The next
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: thing I would do is put them out of the duplex.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: Put them out.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: It's been four years. Your cousin should be able to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: get his own place by now. He shouldn't be living
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: off you anyway. I mean, you said you can't get
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: over it, but you're gonna have to. You're gonna have
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: to move on with your life. I mean, life does
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: go on. Try to get back out there. You know,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: if you have friends, you can hang out with them
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: to ease back into the dating scene. I know you're
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: fifty one, I know that, but that's okay. You can
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: ask a friend out for lunch, you know, or for drinks.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: You gotta start going to like get togethers and stuff
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: like that, barbecues, church events, comedy shows. Tommy, aren't you
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: touring now? Right? You go see Tommy he's touring again.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta do things to get yourself out there.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: And the more you get out there, the easier it's
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: going to be to get over your faithful, tricky, tricky
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: tricky wife, Steve, and.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Boy, this letter right here is major league disappointing to me.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: She's getting more than money from him. Now here's a
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: fifty year old guy, he says, and I have a wife,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: but I ain't live with her in four years. Well
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: you can quit calling her your wife. Right four years?
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Pretty pretty we we we passed the point of fix it.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Four years. We did this over dog. Uh, your cousin
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: had a bad divorce and he needed some the state,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: which means she took him to the cleaners, so he
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: ain't got nothing. So your wife let him rent a duplex,
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: and then you promised to be respectful of the older
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: tenant that you shared a deep duplex with Christian woman.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: She like peace and quiet. After two weeks, the lady
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: called to complain about sex noises coming from his side
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: of the deep duplex. So you went in there and
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: you talk to the dude, told him to cut it out.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: You work full time, so your wife manages the three
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: properties and collects the rent. But I'm the only person
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: that the old lady would talk to. She's never liked
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: my wife. This is very important information as we go
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: forward in this letter. The old lady knew something soon
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: as she met her. All women can pick up on
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: triflingness in a young woman. See one thing about women,
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: y'all women know each other. Women can fool us men,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: but they can't fool each other. Girl, girl, girl, I
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: know that I've seen this movie before. I know this
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: whole scene what you're doing. Women know. Marjorie will spot
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: some stuff that I would never even dream of looking
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: at it, and she tripping. So the old lady knew something.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: One evening stopped by the deep Lex put some reflective
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: numbers on the old lady's house counsel. They can't find
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: her house at night because they hold you pull up
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: in the wife's car parked on the other side of
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: out of plane view. So you knocked on your cousin
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: doing and what no answer? The old lady came out
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: her doing, told me they can't hear you knocking because
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: they are not having sex and making a bunch of noise. Well,
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: I told her, I think that's my wife in there.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: She reminded me, I have never liked her. Now she
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: and not bringing your cousin. You need to get to
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: us and wonders or something.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hold on, hold that thought. Okay, we'll
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: have part two of your response at twenty three minutes
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: after be our strawberry letter for today, she's getting more
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: than money from him. We'll get back into it right
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject she's getting more
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: than money from him.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna recap this letter and then we're gonna
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: do a live re enactment. Okay, Shirley is gonna be
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: the woman. Oh, Tommy gonna be the guy. What Tommy,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: you know trifling? You got that? Tommy gonna be the
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: trifling cuz he's usually the woman. Shirley, you're gonna be
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: the woman that's in the house that's been collecting the rent.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be the old lady next door since the
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: old day, I'll stay next door. So here we go.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: A fifty one year old man then rented out his
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: place to his cousin. Told him be respectful as an
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: old lady lived next door, but the old lady only
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: talks to him because the old lady don't like his wife,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: who controls the three properties and collects all the rents. Well,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: two weeks into the cousin moving in there, the lady
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: calling complaining about loud sex noises coming by. The guy
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: goes over there one night to change the reflective lightness
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: on her address so her people can see her address
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: at night. He get over there and the lady come
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: out complaining again, talking about some people in here having
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: loud sex noises. Well, he noticed his wife's car was
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: in the driveway out of plain view, so he said,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: wait a minute, that I think that's my wife in there.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: The lady said, I told you that I did not
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: like her. Now she and here banging your cousin and
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: you standing out here. So now she told me that
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: the car was always over there. So now my wife
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: coming over from moting rent money. So I broke the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: window and got in there and tried to body slam
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: my cousin. So I don't understand this part of the letter, right,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, see, if you broke the window and you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: tried to body slam your cousin. See, once I break
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: the window, it's unfinished business. That's just the beginning. Breaking
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: the window is a prelude me breaking your ass. See
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: we got this behind. Yeah, we ain't got to that yet.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: But if I broke this window, stepped in here and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: cut my back of my thigh on this glass, because
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: you got to climb through that window, you're gonna cut
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: your leg. Yeah. And he how old? Fifty?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Fifty one? Yeah, he can't get there, no wonder. Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: So my wife moved out of our house and into
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: the raggedy DUPLEXU my cousin. It's been four years and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: they still together. I still can't go over it. And
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: how I still can't get over how they do this
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: to me? How they did it? How they did it easy?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: They both tricee, especially your wife. But while you hanging around,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: she don't want you and she don't deserve you. Now
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: I'm understanding, what is it? You can't get over?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 11: It's over.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Everything's over except you. It's four years. So not here
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: we go. Here's the re enactment. Shirley, you in the
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: house with the man. I'm the old lady, sister, old Delle.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: That's stay next door. Tommy, you the dude that's looking
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: for your wife. And when they got cheated on. Okay,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: that's what the one that got cheated on. So is
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: you over here? Hello?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Hello, oh hey, hey, how you doing?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Hold on, Hirley, I'm talking Tommy then came over to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: the house, so let me talk to I mean, we
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: ain't brought you in here. You in the house. You
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: ain't got nothing to say right now. You're busy.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: You're there making noises, pay mispraise what you want to
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: put your reflectors there so I can put him on
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 8: his faith.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: I want you to put it in there, cracking this
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: door to stop some of this racket in here. It's
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: some people in there having sakes and who is that
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: howling in there with him?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: With him?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: I don't know who car the drive away that's my
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: that's my wife car. Right there, that's Joe that's joe
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: Anne car right there, joe Anne, that's my wife car. Well, well,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: well I told you I never liked the little hussey
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: help it? Why that's Joe healing that?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Damn Now, I don't you tell me whose voice it is.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: You're signed it all hunt and bothered. I've been here
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: in five hours. I look, Joanne, what is you asking
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: joe an? Because you know what his has?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yo?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Wife, joe Anne, shut up your two damn loud in
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: the skin.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Markuss.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: You call him Marcus phone, that's my calling him. People,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Why don't you bust the one down with your stupid
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: ass standing out here talking about Marcus and Joe n You.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: Think I'm gonna cut myself if I if I break
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: the one, You're think gonna cut myself?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: Do it?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: Don't you think they ain't there?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Cutting?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Sounds like somebody getting sliced up.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Pretty good to.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Me, all right? I one the two three? Joey? What
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: what's going on in here?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: You heard him? He Marcus Marcus Ima?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: I swear for the I'm finna try to body slam
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: your ass, markt I swam in.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: What is all this trying?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 11: When his ass wood gold start?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: What did we you try? And well you hit his
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: half and he'll breathe it off?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: What is you?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 9: Wait?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm fishing try, I swear they just a minute
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: just to try by slam. We gotta go. He ain't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: in here trying to do.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Barbie.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: When we come back, we're gonna continue to reenact me.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Look at me, look at you, look at her, Niked.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Morning show.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back with part three of the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's so good we have to do
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: more than two parts.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: Let me set up to reenact.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: Men.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: What happened was the fifty one year old man that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: his cousin stay in his house. The wife handles the
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: properties for her and her husband, and this Christian woman
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: that's shares the deep duplex. The husband told his cousin,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: don't make no noise because she's a Christian woman. She
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: like a nice and quiet Two weeks into it, a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: lot of sex noise coming from the house. The old
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: lady calls over and reports it. He goes over to
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: the house to change the address. One night, he see
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: his wife's car in the driveway and he knocking on
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: the door to see who she in. Now, the old
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: lady come out and said, they can't hear you knocking
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: because they're in there making sex noises. He said, well,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: I think that's my wife in now. Well, the old
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: lady going, I told you I didn't like that helfeer.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: And so now the reenactment begins. Shirley is the woman,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Joe Anne that's in the house. Marcus is the trifling cousin.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Tommy he the husband. The husband in here. And since
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: the old day'll stay next door. So now here we
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: go and were on the porch and let's go. Eugenie
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: is knocking on the door. Joe, it's her, Marcus, it's him.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Where I mean she got the people's.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: Right, Marcus De'Andre Daniels, I know you ain't in there with.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: My wife, Mark and Joe and the hussy. I'm in
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: the bust this window. I'm telling you, I'm in the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: bust this window.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 11: Share the water.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Joe waiting on you to do something too. Three two
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: and a half Joe, damn it, Buster, what is your
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: waiting on?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: You?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: See? You would hear niked Joe? Joe, she just ain't
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: got no clothes off? Why Joe? Why is your niked?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 15: Joe?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not naked. I got clothed on. Baby all left
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: in the rent walked up in there.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I'm going to try the body slam you marked?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: Did you hear me?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Try? Track? Track? Doesn't sound like they was in there trying.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Sounds like somebody was getting some accomplished. It's been to help, Marked,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: It's been to help right here, right here when it
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: go down right here? No wonder she over here?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Bye, Eugene, I'm with Marcus now baby bye.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: See whole year.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: All right, We'll let more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening hard Morning Show.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here's a question for you. Is it
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: possible to be too tired to go to sleep?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: It's perfectly possible to feel tired and at the same
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: time have trouble dozing off. Certain life stresses and health
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: problems can leave us feeling exhausted, but at the same
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: time make it difficult to relax and go to sleep. Also,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: missing out on sleep can disrupt our natural rhythms, which
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: can make us feel wide awake when we usually be sleeping.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: So here's the question. Have you ever been too tired
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: to sleep? I've heard people say that before I was
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: so tired I couldn't even sleep. What do you think
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: caused that?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I know for a fact you could be tired
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: and not be sleepy. And then sometimes, man, you can.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: I've done myself like that many times. I just push
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: myself to the edge and then it's so much adrenaline
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: that it takes a while for the adrenaline to go
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: because you've just been exerting yourself. Yeah, yeah, you know,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: and then that adrenaline is flowing and you're up in
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: your hype because man, it's sometimes, like Tommy Junior tell you,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: after the show is kind of hard, a hard to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: go to sleep. You're still excited.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're tired, Yeah, just yeah, done a show. So
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: you just be sitting there at three o'clock in the morning, Yeah,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: just looking around.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: So what do you do in that case when you
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: know you have to get some rest?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: I passed his bag.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: So if this slightness what I do?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: And you sleep on the plane, Yeah, I try to
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: get sleep on the plane.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I love sleeping on the plane.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, But what about Steve, when you're not too
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: tired and you're getting and you look forward to that sleep,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: and how do you.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: Sleep?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: You know you're about to I'm talking about when I
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: know I'm sleeping, you know, like I'll be talking to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: somebody and be looking dead at their ass, but don't
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: but don't be listening, right, but be rocking back and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: forth just a little bit, you know, but not side
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: to side, back and forth like closer to him, fall
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: away close to him for all the way, and just
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: be rocking like that so it don't look because.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: You don't want to rock side to side because that
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: throw people off. But when you rock towards them.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: That just lures them in. And then be just talking
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: and I don't be hearing nothing. They say, I've shut
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: my eyes completely. While somebody was talking at Lady one
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: time at this meeting, she was talking and I was
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: just looking at her rocket I fell asleep. She said,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: are you okay? I'm fine? You a right? What's wrong
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: with you?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: See? I really think you hold the record of getting
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: on the plane and falling asleep the fastest.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: I don't give it that not put that belt on. Yeah,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: but I go to sleep on the plane and the
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: heartbeat I don't.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, you will.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 8: On the plane.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no, said the Entertainer's boy
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: KB kp KB KB snorres. We was on plane one time,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: came to her. KB was snoring so loud. The white
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: dude next to him said, hey, are you serious? Are
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: you really serious? So k KB saying, hey, man, my bad,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: but I do snore. So KB went back in again.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Now we crossed the aisle, KB snoring so loud. We
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: on the other side of our men said, just holly.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: The white dude said, oh my god.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 11: For crying out loud, mister, can you please sit up?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: K B telling you, KB saying, hey man, I just
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: told you I snore, So listen to this right here.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: If you wake me up one moment time, you ain't
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: gonna believe what else I do. It is a loud too,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: because my ass whoop his skills is just as loud
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: as my soul source.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: So we were over there and ten minutes later.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: K B wood ripping and went in again.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: That dude got up out of first class and went
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: back in coaching.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Set out wows right. Coming up more of today's trending
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: after the hour, and we'll be right back.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Well, Zoom is finally tired of zoom meetings. The company
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: is requiring still.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Fool, let's just think a zoom but I don't care.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: The company is requiring most of its seventy four hundred
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: employees to come back to the office.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, zoom at zoo on at least an.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Art time basis starting this month. The company said they
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: believe having employees in office will be the quote most
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: effective everyone involved. Employees are fighting back against the hybrid
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: model and complaining about the time and money will now
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: past them to commute. Wow, that's cold.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 7: We can't zoom at zoomy that's something I love.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Zoom's great.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: I hope it don't ever go with the best. We
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: love it. It's crazy, and I be on the Zoom
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: sometime and I don't want to be on it no more.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Just I just cut my camera, walk off and then
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: come back and cut your came on and ask a
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: pride like I don't know what's going on? Yeah, well.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, they gotta start going back in
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: now at least part time. Uh, coming up at thirty,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we're
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: gonna play another round. Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 6: You're listening hard? Morning show time?
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  Speaker 1: Now, guys for a rounded, would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather steal honey from a bear or steal honey from
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  Speaker 1: a beehive?
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  Speaker 4: Get this bee hive? Yeah, we take it. We will
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  Speaker 4: run with the whole hive. I'm not putting with that bath.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 11: If it's winning the pool, didn't, I'm cool?
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  Speaker 4: Then you think you and you.
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  Speaker 8: Think winning cool. That's what you think. You think winning cool.
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  Speaker 8: You let that car you get out there with winnings
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  Speaker 8: ass and see what.
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  Speaker 11: Happened the actual winning though.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that I met down at Disney.
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  Speaker 1: And get your honey.
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  Speaker 4: But if you're talking about a real bad honey, give
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  Speaker 4: me that Day'll be high. Wow. I'll be walking as
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  Speaker 4: slow as I can. Bees be all over my ass.
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  Speaker 4: I walk the ass right into a lake, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather go to jail for a crime your
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  Speaker 1: loved one committed, or would you rather snitch on your
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  Speaker 1: loved one for a crime they committed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, this is gonna be here.
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  Speaker 1: You're a snitch.
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  Speaker 4: Snitch, I'm not a snitch. I'm not snitching. I'm telling.
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  Speaker 1: There's a different, same thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to jail for something I didn't do
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  Speaker 4: that my loved one did for a lost snitch on
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  Speaker 4: them and asked to jail. Yeah, loved one were talking about.
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  Speaker 4: That's a different thing.
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  Speaker 1: Who okay, it just says loved one. But say it's
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  Speaker 1: your spouse or you know, your favorite child, something like.
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  Speaker 4: Child. Oh no, no, if it's my spouse, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: go to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Girl, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: What you say the right thing?
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  Speaker 4: Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 8: Right now, we're gonna visit, I mean, me and them
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  Speaker 8: kids are gonna visit. We don't go down there and
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  Speaker 8: see they mama what we got. I mean, I'm gonna come.
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  Speaker 8: I'm coming down there side.
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  Speaker 4: I'm down there. I'm coming.
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  Speaker 8: If the boy ain't and the boy, if the boy
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  Speaker 8: ain't got baseball, we downing there. We're gonna come from.
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  Speaker 4: But why you do what you do?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Why you do that? Now? I'm gonna say this though,
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  Speaker 4: all of your if it's one of my children, uh
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  Speaker 4: huh oh that in go jail.
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  Speaker 8: They know what you need.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody on our side with some money and some influence
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  Speaker 4: that could get you out. Oh okay.
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  Speaker 1: Last one? Would you rather get a raise or a bonus?
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  Speaker 4: You got to know the numbers.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I need to know numbers for this.
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  Speaker 4: I got some bonus. If you haven't seen the people,
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  Speaker 4: get them bonus at them big companies them bonus. You
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  Speaker 4: seeing them bones. I need a bonus. I won't mind
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  Speaker 4: all that want was right, I steal the rest. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna follow his lead. He knows about money more by
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  Speaker 4: money than we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's our round. Would you rather today?
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  Speaker 10: Coming up?
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  Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day, and of
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  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, here we are.
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  Speaker 1: Last break of the day, and Steve, give us something
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  Speaker 1: uplifting in your clothing remarks.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, look, I know when you're chasing your that it
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  Speaker 4: gets a little hard for you sometimes I'm fully aware
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  Speaker 4: of that. I know sometimes when you're chasing them dreams,
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  Speaker 4: it gets daunting. I know you get disappointed. I know,
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  Speaker 4: I know really man, that you become impatient because you
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  Speaker 4: go like wow, and man, it don't seem like nothing's happening.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying that to hang in there. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: trying to encourage you. You know, the one thing in
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  Speaker 4: order to make your dreams come true, you can never quit.
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  Speaker 4: If you quit one hundred percent, I can promise you
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  Speaker 4: your dreams for won't come sure if you quit. So
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  Speaker 4: you've got to persevere. You've got to be persistent. You're
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to realize that you're gonna be faced with
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: the challenges, the disappointments, hardships, setbacks. It's a part of
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  Speaker 4: the life. It's part of life, but it's part of
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  Speaker 4: the game of success. What the devil does, though, he
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  Speaker 4: has a masterful trick. In this moment of disappointment, setbacks, hurt,
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  Speaker 4: and impatience, he has an amazing trick. He starts playing
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  Speaker 4: with your mind. Maybe it ain't meant to be.
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  Speaker 8: Here.
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  Speaker 9: Go real.
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  Speaker 4: When he playing it, you know it probably ain't God's
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  Speaker 4: will own. You gotta be careful of that, and be
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  Speaker 4: careful of people who always tell you it may not
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  Speaker 4: be God's will. How do they know what God's will
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  Speaker 4: is is for you? Be very careful of people who
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  Speaker 4: always come to you with that, never a word of encouragement,
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  Speaker 4: never a word to say, hey, you know, I'm pulling
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  Speaker 4: for you, None of that. You know, Be learc of
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  Speaker 4: people who say, you know, it may not be for you,
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  Speaker 4: maybe it's not for you. How do they know this?
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  Speaker 4: How do they know this? If you bent on that happening,
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  Speaker 4: if you've seen it in your imagination over and over
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  Speaker 4: and over, if you're thoroughly convinced that this is for you,
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  Speaker 4: and if you gifted at it, stop listening to these people.
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  Speaker 4: Stop listening to these people. Have you ever heard somebody
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  Speaker 4: you know what could be? Maybe you're thinking to being
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  Speaker 4: are you kidding me? Maybe it's not your time, Maybe
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  Speaker 4: it ain't the Lord's will. When a person always comes
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  Speaker 4: to you with that and never has words of encouragement,
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  Speaker 4: you have shared your dream with the worst person you
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  Speaker 4: can possibly share your dream with. If you want to
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  Speaker 4: kill a big dream, share it with a small minded person.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, they are experts at how come? Why
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  Speaker 4: not what fall to work out? Small minded people only
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  Speaker 4: tell you why something won't work. Have you noticed that everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have somebody in your life man, that every
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: time you talk to them they got something negative say?
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard anybody say to them to you
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  Speaker 4: know what, You've really put enough into this? Have you
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  Speaker 4: ever heard that you've really put enough into this? Hold on,
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  Speaker 4: wait a minute, man, do you realize that in order
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  Speaker 4: to become successful that you have to pour your all
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  Speaker 4: in all into something? All in all means all you
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  Speaker 4: got at all? Smote when you when you when something
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  Speaker 4: says you have to give y'all all in all, That
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  Speaker 4: means you have to give y'all all, which is everything
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  Speaker 4: you have, and then you have to find some more
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  Speaker 4: to throw at it. That's what all in all means.
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  Speaker 4: That's given it. You're all at all, So you gotta
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  Speaker 4: throw everything you have at it, and then you gotta
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  Speaker 4: throw some more at it. My father used to take this,
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  Speaker 4: tell me this all the time, and I did not
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  Speaker 4: understand it until I got older. He used to always
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  Speaker 4: say to me, he says, son, when you think you
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  Speaker 4: can't do no more, do some more. And I actually
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  Speaker 4: be looking at my father, Come, man, this dude crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't he hear me just say how tired I am?
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  Speaker 4: Didn't my father just hear me say I can't do
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  Speaker 4: no more? He looked dead at me and say, son,
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  Speaker 4: when you feel like you can't do no more, do
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  Speaker 4: some more. I bet you can't. And you know what,
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  Speaker 4: he was right. I didn't get it till I grew up,
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  Speaker 4: and I started thinking about giving up or quitting or
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: walking away. And I found myself just hanging in there,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: because you know what, when you think you've done everything
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  Speaker 4: you could do and you can't do no more, do
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  Speaker 4: like my daddy, slip hard. He said, just do some.
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  Speaker 4: When you want to be successful, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 4: give you all in all. So that means you gotta
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  Speaker 4: put all you have into it. And when you to
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  Speaker 4: put all you got into something, you gotta find some
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  Speaker 4: more and throw that at it too. That's it. If
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  Speaker 4: you can do that, If you can do that, that's
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  Speaker 4: the end of a very famous poem I learned while pledging,
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  Speaker 4: call if if you can fulfill the unforgiving minute with
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  Speaker 4: sixty seconds worth of distance, run the earth is yours
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  Speaker 4: and everything that's in it, And which is more you
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  Speaker 4: will be a man, my son. The key to that
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: is if you can fulfill the unforgiving minute, and then
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  Speaker 4: that unforgiving minute means it just keeps on ticket. But
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: if you can fill it with sixty seconds worth of
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: distance run, that means the whole time you in there,
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  Speaker 4: you hauling the earth is yours and everything that's in it,
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  Speaker 4: and which is more, you'll be a man, my son.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it takes.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all have a great day today. Talk to God that
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