Latest / No Latency / S2E41 - Safe Words
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- 0:02Last time on no latency. Now just just to make sure I.
- 0:06Can't even see them coming. See Jeb?
- 0:09I'm burning up. I'm flaming.
- 0:10We got to put out the flames. I just made this suit.
- 0:13Dang they. Got it out for retro.
- 0:15Dodge Vandal. Dodge Vandal.
- 0:17Great job, Vandal. Who's on fire now, bitch?
- 0:19But now look what you done, Hunter look.
- 0:21Put the collector down and we can figure this out.
- 0:24I think ruining your day is top priority.
- 0:26Listen, this is not what I was hoping for.
- 0:28You were you moved just a second Well, Hunters missing part of
- 0:31their job. This will help.
- 0:33Ruin their career. I'm going to shoot Jessica.
- 0:35I know I blew her back out. Stop dropping roll.
- 0:38It's a lot of damage. He does kind of seem like a cat
- 0:40person, though. Don't he does seem like a cat
- 0:42person? Are we in trouble?
- 0:43We're not in trouble. All right, whatever drift you're
- 0:45throwing, I'll. Catch you.
- 0:46This is my assistant, Claire Jones.
- 1:00Claire, could you please deal with I believe Hunter Chen has
- 1:05been horribly disfigured. They'll get over it.
- 1:09I'm. Sure, you could make sure that
- 1:10she gets to hospital. They have insurance, right?
- 1:14Probably not. Claire looks at Mr. Carrigan and
- 1:18Iona. Is this actually Claire Jones?
- 1:21Do you say that out loud? No, I'm asking you the GM.
- 1:25Role Perception 14 you notice that on the side of her head is
- 1:30a different model of BD implant. Who's Claire Jones again?
- 1:37I may have forgotten. Last time we saw Claire, she was
- 1:41in our bar. Oh yeah, And she had a little
- 1:44shoes. Little.
- 1:46Yes, yeah. Hi, Claire.
- 1:49How are you? Hello, Mr. Pippet.
- 1:52That's all right. Mr. Popesky was my dad.
- 1:54But. Mr. Popesky is my father.
- 2:00Sorry the slip, I'm I'm doing well.
- 2:04Thank you for asking. I just stare intently, waiting
- 2:08for her to do something. Was the disfigured human the
- 2:12only thing that you needed me to do, Mr. Kerrigan?
- 2:15Yes, that's all for now. Please make sure that the.
- 2:20The driveway downstairs is clear for our guests.
- 2:23Of course, Mr. Kerrigan. Goodbye everyone.
- 2:28Hold on, Claire. Claire.
- 2:30Yes, just one second. You you have an eyelash near
- 2:33your eye. Just let me get that real quick.
- 2:35Don't touch me. Have a nice day.
- 2:38I can't even persuade. Roll Persuasion.
- 2:41Claire seems off. Very off. 20 oh.
- 2:48But of course my appearance is important as I am wearing this
- 2:53dress. So yes, you may remove it from
- 2:56my face. OK, I'd like to remove it and at
- 2:59the same time maybe try to lift the eye a little bit to see if
- 3:02maybe I can see lettering underneath.
- 3:05You wipe your finger underneath her eye and brush this imaginary
- 3:11eyelash away. However, this is your new cyber
- 3:14hand. And it can absorb certain
- 3:17materials, and you get a sample of her sweat and extreted
- 3:23glands. As she pulls away from you and
- 3:26walks down the corridor, your hand starts to process the
- 3:33compound. You will get a result in a few
- 3:35moments. Retro your hand is thirsty.
- 3:38Yeah, I didn't know. I I I guess I haven't fed it for
- 3:42the day. Claire seems a little off, no?
- 3:49No, that is not my that is not my assistant.
- 3:52I don't know who the fuck that is.
- 3:54Wait. OK, good.
- 3:56That's what I thought you were trying to say to me.
- 3:58Yes, No, with the knowing look and you know the cliffhanger on
- 4:01the previous moments. We're letting them work for you
- 4:03even though they're not your assistant.
- 4:05Well, it might be dangerous to confront them head on until we
- 4:09know what they want. What the corpus said.
- 4:11OK. I guess that makes sense.
- 4:14What is more troubling is I was told that I was here while I was
- 4:18away. Oh, when was that?
- 4:20That I visited for a brief period of time while I was off
- 4:24doing errands outside of the city.
- 4:27Apparently the cat scratched me, but as you can see, my cat has
- 4:32done nothing. Mr. Kerrigan, is there a reason
- 4:37why you can? Is there a reason you believe
- 4:42someone would want to replace you at this moment?
- 4:44Oh, it is probably the robots trying to take over the world.
- 4:50And what do you offer them? Well, I am in a position of
- 4:53power. If they were to just jump on us
- 4:55like in some stupid Matrix movie, we would revolt against
- 4:58them almost instantly. But integrating themselves into
- 5:02society by overtaking individuals is probably a very
- 5:07good plan. And so I suspect they have been
- 5:10experimenting with replacing humans and then influencing the
- 5:13people that that original human has also influenced.
- 5:18So my personal influence with groups is kind of limited to
- 5:22this building and making lots of money.
- 5:26How often do you find yourself going through a security measure
- 5:29to confirm that it is you coming in the building and not a
- 5:33doppelganger? I just walk in, so never.
- 5:38Not for me, no. You might need to start
- 5:41implementing well. Perhaps actually, that is a good
- 5:44point. I was going to say it would be
- 5:46suspicious for me to start doing that now.
- 5:49Well, have you encountered many of these counterfeit
- 5:53doppelgangers? Other than the obvious, not
- 5:56human that Claire is right now, no Mr. Cowboy jab.
- 6:00But like, I'm just wondering, is there like a telltale sign other
- 6:03than I guess them being? Devoid of emotion that seemed to
- 6:09be kind of Claire's old. Neal, your hand Dings.
- 6:12Oh, something's finished. And then you get a readout from
- 6:17your ticket. Now, Mr. Gergen, would you know
- 6:26how? How do we know if we ourselves
- 6:29have been doppelganger? Could I be?
- 6:35Robot. I now know it.
- 6:37No. All right.
- 6:38Well, that clears that up. Appreciate that.
- 6:40Thank you, Sir. There could be clones of us out
- 6:42there. Yes, in theory.
- 6:45Although the risk of releasing a clone into the world when the
- 6:47original is still there is large, discovery of set plot is
- 6:53inevitable in that situation, which I imagine is why Claire
- 6:59Jones's apartment was ruined. And I hear that the window was
- 7:02broken, The rug I got her ruined.
- 7:07Yeah. Sometimes we do make misses.
- 7:09It was a lovely rug. Sometimes it happens, but what
- 7:14you're saying is that it's not that if we find a doppelganger,
- 7:18then the original is either dead or captured.
- 7:23Oh yes, almost definitely. Which means for the most part.
- 7:28Even your friends you should probably be weary of for a
- 7:31while. Jeb starts like his hand slowly
- 7:34goes towards his holster, and he's looking.
- 7:37At not Cowboy, not the people in this room.
- 7:40It is fairly obvious from the conversation, and when Claire
- 7:43left, the conversation continued that we are all human.
- 7:46Well, you know, just being. No chap chap.
- 7:50He's right. So we're good then?
- 7:53Yeah, no, you're good. My my tune.
- 7:57Cardito Erosam, Jeb. Is that Spanish?
- 8:01What did your hand say? Retro.
- 8:04Well, my ticker tape from my hand has said, oh boy, remember
- 8:11that bioskin we were supposed to get but we didn't get from the
- 8:15lab that we blew up just recently with the giant Beastie
- 8:21thing? Yeah.
- 8:23Yeah, Claire is just made of that.
- 8:27Oh, hey, didn't we need to get a skin suit for Domino?
- 8:32We did. You're saying we take the skin
- 8:35off of the fake Claire? No, we need the original
- 8:38compound. I think what Betro's getting at
- 8:40is that Claire's a clone robot. I think.
- 8:44Yes. No, I think we all got that.
- 8:45Even me. We need to find out where
- 8:48they're making these copies. Well, I believe they are making
- 8:54them in different parts, collecting them together and
- 8:57then doing the download. Well.
- 9:00If we need to be wary of people disappearing and being replaced,
- 9:04why are you still here? We have been locked up in this
- 9:07building for long enough for me to discern that you are the
- 9:10humans that you claim to be. And as we separate from this
- 9:14moment, this may be the last time that any of us is all
- 9:18together as human. No.
- 9:20Why are you still alive? I think they mean more.
- 9:22So if there's a clone of you existing, how are you here also?
- 9:29I feel like I am being watched more than anything else.
- 9:32Claire being here is evidence of that.
- 9:36So that's why you feel in danger with this very strange Claire.
- 9:42Yes, acting very serious and monotone.
- 9:47Also, the cat does not like her. That's actually a good sign.
- 9:52Cats are smart like that. Yeah, we should use this.
- 9:56The cat. To find it through the face.
- 9:59Most animals would be able to do that if you are lucky enough to
- 10:02have an animal with you. Mr. Ki, feel like there's
- 10:10something we should tell you. What is that?
- 10:14We we have the real Claire. We found her.
- 10:19When she was alive. She's alive, she's safe, but
- 10:23she's recovering from a lot of mental traumas that have
- 10:30affected her. Yes indeed.
- 10:36So yeah, I don't know what we should do about this other one
- 10:42though. For now, I think it is best for
- 10:45me to continue to do business as normal.
- 10:49I have a full quarter of a year before I have to do anything
- 10:53significant in society I can say and stay low until then.
- 10:59Also, I need to get the blood out of the rug in the auction
- 11:01room, but I understand from your paying friend that you are in
- 11:10need of. Parts for these things the the
- 11:13what the Syndicate is making. Yep, that is true.
- 11:17Yep, we have quite a laundry list of things that we need to
- 11:20get, including that skin. Well, the skin is biotechnica.
- 11:26You will have to find it from them.
- 11:30We're working on it. Yes.
- 11:32Also, we said before that's low on the totem park because we
- 11:35really kind of know where we can get that, but the other stuff
- 11:39like that. Body frame.
- 11:42Yeah, the main body frame. Well, I know where the body
- 11:44frame is made. Oh, you do?
- 11:46Oh. That's very helpful.
- 11:49Go on Retro to say I'm I'm dressed like a detective because
- 11:55I really didn't think this through.
- 11:58Your suit's so pro and and I've got ear flaps.
- 12:03What was I thinking? I can't do this.
- 12:09I don't know why you're interrupting me.
- 12:10Just put me in the fet of giggles.
- 12:12Is it because I'm doing flappy ears?
- 12:15Yeah, it's very distracting. I'm trying to be serious here.
- 12:19I'm. I am femme fatale.
- 12:20I'm femme Fatale. Retro Rail.
- 12:23How cool is I Am Femme Fatale? So cool.
- 12:28Now where is the body frame? Where can we find it?
- 12:33Oh yes, the body frame. It is in a underwater lab out in
- 12:38the ocean near a oil rig. I can give you the coordinates.
- 12:43I have a friend of a connection of a friend who works at the
- 12:47docks who may be able to vote you to the location.
- 12:53So we did space, and now we have to do underwater.
- 12:57It's a water level, Mr. Kerrigan.
- 13:03Yes, I have two proposals for you.
- 13:08Go on the first one. Do you know what a safe word is?
- 13:13Oh yes. I work in high society.
- 13:16Most of these fucking people are kinky.
- 13:18Have you met Keith? Well, I think that because you
- 13:24and I work so closely that it might be good for us to have a
- 13:31safe word that proves to one another that we are who we are.
- 13:37It's. A good idea?
- 13:38Wait a second. What?
- 13:40Have I heard your voice before? Never mind.
- 13:43Yes. Safe word.
- 13:46So stop. Stop sussing me.
- 13:51I don't know why you're sussing me.
- 13:52Sorry, it's it's just it's like I.
- 13:56It's like I've heard your voice before.
- 13:57Maybe you did television or something.
- 14:00I mean, I've heard of you, my honor, but I've never heard you
- 14:02speak in person and. Sauce.
- 14:07Well, trust me, this will be important.
- 14:11Right. What word would you prefer?
- 14:13Something that's subtle but you can fit into normal
- 14:19conversation. How about the name of one of
- 14:24your weapons? The.
- 14:25Superchrome on your hip is very fashionable.
- 14:29That phrase. The superchrome on your hip is
- 14:31very fashionable. If you would like it to be a
- 14:34phrase we also could have like emergency one that is just
- 14:37Superchrome. Yes, I suppose if you're yelling
- 14:40Superchrome at me, I will know. Quite, but yes, something that
- 14:45we can fit directly into conversation.
- 14:48It's all phrase I like it. Everyone else, Please remember
- 14:52that. What's the return phrase?
- 14:56Then quite that is a very good point.
- 14:58So it's that super Chrome on your belt looks very
- 15:03fashionable. Yes.
- 15:05Is that a super Chrome in your pocket or you just have to see?
- 15:08I just freshly polished it. I just freshly polished it.
- 15:12Very good Remy. Very good, safe reply.
- 15:20Safe word and safe reply. The other thing Yes, and I look
- 15:28at the group. Do we kidnap the fake Claire
- 15:30Jones? Yes, please.
- 15:34I would prefer if you did not do that now.
- 15:37But can't we learn like a lot from that?
- 15:39I imagine we can really get in there and they're.
- 15:42Doing some research. I mean, I'm.
- 15:45Going to be honest, if we we kidnap them, we do have a small
- 15:50advantage of gaining some potential information to the
- 15:57point of where you know the ethics of humanoid to robotic
- 16:01would then take us. But if we do also, we don't know
- 16:05their capabilities and then thus alerts whoever they work for.
- 16:09That now we have captured them and that we have set information
- 16:14indeed. Now along that line of thinking,
- 16:17look, I'm no cyber tech, I I don't know the ins and outs of
- 16:21these kinds of things. But do you think if we kidnap
- 16:23them and then we can like hack into their brain or something,
- 16:26we could like get into the mainframe of of the other other
- 16:31people and maybe even you know find out where they came from
- 16:35something, I don't know. Is this sound crazy?
- 16:37It's it's not a terrible plan, but it is also a requirement of
- 16:41having Zenat Rana, you know, and also maybe closer to the
- 16:46mainframe. That would be a big problem from
- 16:49this distance. Do you think?
- 16:50I mean like they must be connected via some sort of
- 16:55Internet or something, right? Oh, I suspect more than one
- 16:59person is a like clone, replacement, Sentinel, whatever
- 17:04you want to call them. But we know for sure this one
- 17:06is, so why don't we namble? Because the other ones might be
- 17:11watching, I would prefer not to reveal my hand so soon.
- 17:13Mr. Jeb Cowboy, we have eyes on this one, so it's not yes, like
- 17:21they're going anywhere. And perhaps at night, when there
- 17:24is not so many people here, maybe a little bit after
- 17:27Halloween. Yes, perhaps we keep up this
- 17:30facade for now. Keep an eye on it and let us
- 17:33know if. Anything changes, and
- 17:38eventually, though it might be good to look into this more this
- 17:41false Claire. False Claire.
- 17:44That is a good nickname for her. I like that.
- 17:47That's. Good.
- 17:47Yes. Excellent.
- 17:48Claire poster No, that. That's nothing.
- 17:52That's nothing. No, you know what I think that
- 17:54was? That was a valiant try, I think.
- 17:57Doppel. Claire.
- 17:58No. I think he got it the first
- 18:01time. You're right.
- 18:03So here is the address of the friend I have down at the docks
- 18:10place called rates, Rates. Yes RATES.
- 18:17Rates as in the last name of the person who works there is rate.
- 18:23Cool. Out of 10, would you say?
- 18:24Is the score? No, that's.
- 18:26Bad 10 out of 10. That's bad.
- 18:29That was nothing. I I thinking that is very funny.
- 18:32Haha. Very good cowboy, You can't.
- 18:36Hear them all. Anyway, it is very late in the
- 18:40evening. I'm sure you need to leave it's.
- 18:43Been a long day. Thank you for your purchases.
- 18:49Yes. Once you have the body frame, I
- 18:52will have more information on your next target.
- 18:54We look forward to it. We love going on jobs and.
- 18:59Missions and such. Yes, it is what you are all
- 19:02famous for. At least in my circles, Mr. Job
- 19:05Cowboy. Darn Tootin.
- 19:08That is on brand and liking that.
- 19:11Slap some bacon on biscuit and stay out of here, huh?
- 19:14Yes. Romingus walks out.
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- 20:14place. Yeah, I'm.
- 20:30That was a lot. It's been a long day.
- 20:32Yeah, we did a lot. We solved a lot.
- 20:36And we grew closer as friends. I smoked a lot of cigarettes.
- 20:41You really did. I went through almost my entire
- 20:44pack. I'm gonna probably need another.
- 20:47I would like to check on Claire. Yes, I will join.
- 20:51Iona and Vivi, you head down the stairs together and you open the
- 20:57door, and there is Claire, awake at 1:30 in the morning playing
- 21:03solitaire. Hey, the Aces are just.
- 21:06Hidden from me? This fucking sucks.
- 21:12I guess the games aren't going very better for you, Claire.
- 21:17I'm only I'm only winning about 33% of them.
- 21:22Hi guys how can I help? Just wanted to see how you were
- 21:26doing. Yeah, no, I'm all right.
- 21:29The solitaire helps, the headaches don't.
- 21:31Do you want it? Do you want any other games
- 21:35like, I don't know, we have like video games and stuff that might
- 21:39be more fun. Well, it might be nice to like
- 21:43get that that BD thing. Yeah.
- 21:48And I can like do therapy through that or something it's.
- 21:51Actually a good idea. OK.
- 21:53Well, that'd be nice. I mean there won't be any places
- 21:55open right now, so. We'll have to.
- 21:57Do something else to that later. But yeah, I'm OK.
- 22:03Like all the memories came back, but they're all in the wrong
- 22:05order. And so I don't know how useful I
- 22:08can be. I can.
- 22:11And she sort of disappears into a thought and sort of
- 22:13disassociates for a second. I'm glad you're here, Claire.
- 22:17Huh. Oh, sorry, did I drift off?
- 22:20A little, but not anything we're not used to.
- 22:23OK. Will you redress the wound of my
- 22:27hand, please, Phoebe? Yes of course me take a look and
- 22:32I'll pull out my kits and just re disinfect it.
- 22:38Make sure it doesn't look infected and the wrap wrap the
- 22:43wound up again. Roll for it.
- 22:48Yeah, just your first date for that. 18 Yeah, good 18 You wrap
- 22:55it a little harder. You put a bit of extra gauze in
- 22:57case she punches the wall again when you're not around.
- 23:00It was rolled high enough that it'll actually prevent a few
- 23:03more of those hits. She has hit the wall while
- 23:05you're away. You can tell, but not as much,
- 23:07which is nice. It hasn't caused that much more
- 23:11damage, but it is healing which is good.
- 23:14And with the stuff you've used from your bag, you've used about
- 23:1810 to 15 Eddie's worth of stuff from your bag to help her.
- 23:24OK. That skin stuff always, always
- 23:27stings, yeah. That that's what happens when
- 23:31you when you punch it. Yeah, it's gonna hurt.
- 23:36Yeah, thanks, Mum. I'm sorry.
- 23:39Look, I'm helping. Yeah, you are helping and I'm
- 23:46really thankful. Hopefully when I get my brain
- 23:50straight I can be more helpful too and work out why my dad
- 23:54wasn't doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
- 23:58He didn't know where you were. What?
- 24:01He didn't know where you were. What do you mean?
- 24:03I've been missing for weeks. You haven't.
- 24:07Oh no. There is a small epidemic.
- 24:13Of the moment we assume. Replacements.
- 24:18Of replacements? How did you know?
- 24:20Sleep emission replacements. Steel Ngram Technology.
- 24:25Web Scientists. I can't remember the date.
- 24:28Damn it. It's OK.
- 24:31That's still helpful. So was was that something you
- 24:36were tasked to do or something you heard somebody say?
- 24:40That that was the the job. I I I would, I would when the
- 24:46there's like a a bunch of different like cells of people
- 24:51and someone sends information down and then I'd get that
- 24:53information. Sometimes it would be from
- 24:55Mystic arrogance. Sometimes it it was from a ghost
- 24:57handler and then I pass it on to the sleeper.
- 25:00There's a few assistants in town that do it.
- 25:03They don't remember. Obviously I do.
- 25:05Fuck. No more aces.
- 25:08You've got to be kidding me. Did I put?
- 25:09Did I? Are they on the ground?
- 25:11No, no, I'm just bad at this. Claire, do you remember if this
- 25:16has already happened or if this is something you were trying to
- 25:20make happen? Oh, I thought you were asking if
- 25:23I could see into the future. No.
- 25:24Okay. Sorry, I was very confused for a
- 25:28second. No, I cannot see into the
- 25:29future. No, this has already happened.
- 25:32The sleeper was hired. By the syndicate through a proxy
- 25:37and did not know they were working for the A I's.
- 25:41It's one of the problems with Lamento.
- 25:43Jobs is like anyone and everyone has hired the sleeper.
- 25:53Shit. I'm a little lost.
- 25:56He whispers over. Vivy, we might have a problem.
- 26:06What? Problem.
- 26:07Have have you pieced together who the sleeper is yet?
- 26:12No. Have you?
- 26:15Man, I owe you know, you're really good at keeping that
- 26:17secret. Vivy, Vivy.
- 26:22I'm the sleeper. Wait, what?
- 26:26Oh, so this OK, Should I be, like, concerned like you're, you
- 26:34know? VV I I have a bad idea.
- 26:42Oh. I I love bad ideas.
- 26:46Admittedly, I'm scared. What is it, Ayana?
- 26:52We might have to UN momentum me. What would that like I.
- 26:58Don't want to do that. I feel like that.
- 27:00Would like. I don't want to do that.
- 27:02I know, I know, you don't want to do it GM, but it's the idea I
- 27:07had. But would that like actually
- 27:11help or would that just because? Claire chimes in.
- 27:15I I wouldn't recommend it. I know that's why I said it was
- 27:19a bad idea. Who else is going to know?
- 27:24Me. We can't put this all on you.
- 27:28All I need is a bit of therapy and all you need to do is to get
- 27:32the first part. I'm assuming the market went
- 27:35well. Well.
- 27:38Yeah, I guess in the end it did after a lot of murder.
- 27:44Why are you wearing green pants? Why do you ask weird questions?
- 27:49Claire just seems. Like a weird choice.
- 27:53I mean, the Super Chrome is nice though.
- 27:56Oh, Claire, because of the replacements.
- 28:00Oh. Well.
- 28:02We have a safe race. Oh, we have a safe word.
- 28:10We have a go ahead TV and you know it.
- 28:14That super Chrome on your hip looks very fashionable.
- 28:19And then you reply. I just freshly polished it.
- 28:24Like a safe word phrase, like spies do.
- 28:27So we know that I know that you know, and you know that I know.
- 28:31Right. Yeah, okay, sure.
- 28:34Great. Remember that.
- 28:36I will. Okay.
- 28:39So okay, We have to figure this whole thing out.
- 28:44Should we get Jeb and? Retro.
- 28:49Or should we like, maybe we should sleep on it like it's
- 28:52been a long day. It's like 2:00 AM.
- 28:54It's been a very long day. I'm sure that Jeb is already
- 28:58drinking. I'm gonna try and beat one more
- 29:03game and then just go for a sleep.
- 29:06Joy's letting me stay on her sofa upstairs, so I'm probably
- 29:10gonna go up there. Good Claire, we will work on
- 29:15the. BD Things you need tomorrow,
- 29:18Okay. Yeah, sure.
- 29:19Yeah. Yeah.
- 29:21My I'll talk to Ping about getting some kind of deal
- 29:25tomorrow. Good A.
- 29:27Coupon or something. Thanks guys.
- 29:30Appreciate it. Yeah, I'm gonna head upstairs, I
- 29:34think. And you all head upstairs.
- 29:37Claire continues past you, goes up into crystals by Joy
- 29:40upstairs, and then into Joy's apartment.
- 29:42You hear sort of walk up the stairs.
- 29:45And you guys are in the bar with Ping and Retro and Jeb?
- 29:49And that's, that's the olden story of how I came across and
- 29:54Tamed Sloan. So now you know.
- 30:00You know what? I really thought it was going
- 30:01to, like, help me fall asleep. But there was so many twists and
- 30:04turns in that story, like I was riveted to my seat.
- 30:08Oh well, it is maybe one of the most engaging stories of mine.
- 30:15I got I got a box. Congratulations.
- 30:18That's not a very good story. It's a box.
- 30:20Apart a. Delivery, yeah.
- 30:24Well, at Mr. Carrigan's they had.
- 30:26When we first got there, there was a book.
- 30:28And like, I kept really quiet. I was just reading it in the
- 30:30background, and there were things you could just order.
- 30:34And so I had them droned here because I thought you might like
- 30:36them for your gun. Like it's a nice gun, VV.
- 30:41But like Pink's, not really. Doesn't go with the green
- 30:45trousers, so. I'm not going to be wearing
- 30:47green trousers forever, all right?
- 30:50We don't have to make up new character art or anything
- 30:53because like, this isn't, this isn't my everyday outfit.
- 30:57No, I know it was more just like a joke.
- 31:00But anyway, I got I got this box full of stuff.
- 31:03Are you saying pink and green don't go together?
- 31:05Looks at Phoebe and. That is my.
- 31:11No, I'm not saying that. I wear green pants sometimes.
- 31:15What's the fuck? I don't.
- 31:16Know why? I hit the wrong 50. 6 year old
- 31:192D100. This is an extreme.
- 31:21Number for fun. I'm scared.
- 31:26So the box the box only cost me 300 eddies so.
- 31:34Great. And there are all the parts that
- 31:36you'd need to to turn it into something a bit more Ionery
- 31:40Retro. Thank you for keeping me in
- 31:42mind. Retro with Retro.
- 31:45Are you awake? Bendel elbows you really hard.
- 31:49Retro. What are you doing?
- 31:53Pushing a box into Here you go. What?
- 31:58What's in the box? What's in the parks?
- 32:03I mean, that series is the rest of you.
- 32:06Jeb, you open the box before Retro does an insider gun parts.
- 32:11Thank God, I thought I was ahead.
- 32:13And an antique gun holster. I I got that for you, Jeb.
- 32:18We we had got called to the auction before you could buy it
- 32:20and I got it for you. Wow.
- 32:24It was only 200 eddies. So.
- 32:28Thank you so much. That's that's really candy.
- 32:32I didn't get gifts for everyone. I'm just.
- 32:34I have. I have all the gifts I need,
- 32:36right? Now and I'm.
- 32:39And then you hug all of us. No.
- 32:43No, thank you. Don't, don't hug.
- 32:46I'll take the extra hug I like. Hugs, thanks for you.
- 32:53So these parts are. For two two.
- 32:57To change the the gun into something a bit more ionery.
- 33:02Maybe. The sound effect is cute.
- 33:04But you're right, it's not for me.
- 33:09Sad. So do you think that that's
- 33:12something you could handle retro?
- 33:14Sounds like an old minor. OK, one second.
- 33:18I need to go changing my comfies and.
- 33:21Don't forget to hang out the suit, otherwise it'll get
- 33:23creases in. I mean it has creases because
- 33:26it's made of polygons but in the wrong places.
- 33:28And like 5 minutes ago by Retro will come back with the suit on
- 33:33a hanger. Nicely done.
- 33:36It's strikeling only for sure. And Retro is in their comfy corn
- 33:41silk pajamas with a little sleeping cap on.
- 33:45All right, let's go get ready and set this up.
- 33:51Did you have any preferences that you wanted?
- 33:54So just put the gun parts in. If you could just put the gun
- 33:57parts in and then we can discuss it after you're done, does that
- 34:03work? Yeah, sure.
- 34:04I'll put my spin on it for sure. Yeah, OK.
- 34:07Can I hand over my gun, Both guns, The hello cutie and the
- 34:11heavy? Iona Vandel pulls the hello
- 34:15cutie out of the bag that vandel's been carrying and puts
- 34:19it on the table. And it's right about here that
- 34:21you remember that it's a special edition, still sealed in its
- 34:24box. Vivi.
- 34:30Yes. Trade me.
- 34:32Yes, I almost forgot that you had the original one too.
- 34:43You are about. To tear this thing apart.
- 34:46On the name of science, of course.
- 34:48I mean, I can you. Are you a big Sandroo fan, baby?
- 34:51You excited Sandroo? OK, I hope to one day meet the
- 34:57creators. Danger Gal.
- 34:59They've got a building. Gal Yes, I It's my dream to meet
- 35:06the The Danger Gal detective agency.
- 35:10I mean, they can't. I mean, I said they don't make
- 35:12the gun, do they? But they carry it a lot, yes.
- 35:16I I mean, it's like they're like Simon, it's like you don't have
- 35:19one with that, the other. It's like Jab's gun.
- 35:21Like, but not. But like suits his.
- 35:24It's like it's. Been Colt 45 Grand Pappy's gun,
- 35:27Yes. Yes, yeah, those guns, they're
- 35:29they're cool. Yeah, this is and this is like
- 35:34the original. Anyway, here, I'm sorry.
- 35:37You take this one and I'll take. You just take the box.
- 35:44It's still in, it's. It's still in.
- 35:45It's like plastic seal you. Haven't even used it yet.
- 35:49No, when was I going to use it? Oh man, this is OK.
- 35:56I'll. I'll admire this later.
- 35:59Here you go. So you get one of the regular
- 36:01ones, the regular Sanru. Hello Cuties.
- 36:03It's worth 5000 eddies. The one that you gave VV is
- 36:07worth 6000 eddies and has a cool little charm.
- 36:10And that's it. It's no different whatsoever.
- 36:13Just has a cute charm attached to it, and the box that comes in
- 36:16is essentially reusable. It has a space for ammo.
- 36:19It's like a little gun case. That's what the special edition
- 36:22came with. Oh, and a certificate that's
- 36:24been printed slightly to the left.
- 36:28It's a misprinted certificate. To hang this up somewhere.
- 36:31Nice. Well, I think it's time for me
- 36:35to go home. Yes, it's like 2:00 in the
- 36:38morning. Yes, we should all.
- 36:43We should really all get sleep. I know Retro, you want to get to
- 36:50this tonight, but as your doctor, I do recommend you get
- 36:55the the regular 7 to 8 hours so you're nice and fresh tomorrow.
- 36:59I don't know if tomorrow, like we're planning on going to this
- 37:02underwater place, but that means we should all get some rest.
- 37:07That's right, I got some scent go go handle it and then rushes
- 37:09down. Hand it over.
- 37:14I was joking. I don't have any self coke.
- 37:16I don't have any at all. No, no, no.
- 37:18Slowing in the bar. Yeah.
- 37:20Oh yeah. Can you?
- 37:22Can she sniff it out? Vultures have great senses of
- 37:26smell. They They do.
- 37:29RAW conceal reveal object or animal handling?
- 37:34Yeah, that's good. It's an educated thing, 17.
- 37:42Go ahead, so. Flies over and lands on Retro's
- 37:48head and just sniffs around him. Retro, Do you have any since he
- 37:53rolled high enough? Yeah, I was going to say there's
- 37:57like a Smith. There's like a small.
- 38:00There's like a one hit bag. No, no.
- 38:02No, it's like, it's just it's just the Mike taught a tiny Coke
- 38:06rock. It's like in the pocket of the.
- 38:10Pajamas that Retro has on that even retro forgot was there.
- 38:15Sloan grabs it with their feet. Hey, hey.
- 38:18That's my nipple. Wow.
- 38:22And then flies over to Jeb and drops it in your head.
- 38:26Good girl. Give her some scooches.
- 38:30Where look at diet. You do have some synthgoke on
- 38:34you. I.
- 38:34Didn't know that was there. Retro.
- 38:37Yeah, alright. Here you go, Iola.
- 38:40Ping. Yes.
- 38:42Are you here in the room? OK.
- 38:43Yes. I I I.
- 38:47Oh, come on. Oh, it seems to cook.
- 38:49I pick it up with my handkerchief.
- 38:51Come. On like look I don't.
- 38:54Give it to ping but. Like we we don't need to get rid
- 38:56of it. We could.
- 38:57It could. It could be valuable for
- 38:58something else later. No I need to clean the bar.
- 39:01Trading drugs for anything? I'm.
- 39:05I'm going to clean the bar. It's fine.
- 39:06You guys have a good night. See you later.
- 39:10And ping starts cleaning the block.
- 39:12Motherfucker. 1. Whole one, Whole Coke Rock that.
- 39:17Was one whole Coke rock. Up the up the schnauzer.
- 39:21OK. Didn't even crush it up just
- 39:24right. Up in there.
- 39:28The ping gets them up. Immediately gets a Nosebleed.
- 39:30What do you mean that's the good shit?
- 39:35Well, I'm cleaning up anyway. Do you know what I mean?
- 39:39Iona, I'm. I'm leaving.
- 39:44Good night. And Iona leaves.
- 39:46Well, Electro is sullenly now headed down to the workshop.
- 39:51Well, I guess if we're all kind of turned in for the night,
- 39:54we'll good night then. Good night.
- 39:59I'll see you later, baby. You have a really good night.
- 40:00It was nice to see you. I'm glad you guys are Okay.
- 40:02And when you came back from the the market that you're at, you
- 40:05know what? You guys didn't really tell me
- 40:06what happened. Was it okay did you have?
- 40:07A good time. It was, yes, Ping.
- 40:12Yes. Maybe you should drink.
- 40:13Make sure to drink a lot of water tonight.
- 40:16A lot of water like this water right here.
- 40:18Should I drink this? Yes, yes, just, you know,
- 40:21hydrate. That's really good H2O.
- 40:26Yes. Yeah, I'm good.
- 40:32I have to take care of. All these.
- 40:34Drug users and babies going to leave you go Jeb.
- 40:40What's this? It's a whiskey.
- 40:42It's the whiskey you asked for. You asked me for a whiskey,
- 40:44right? I totally heard you.
- 40:46I don't think I did, but I guess can't say no to a good night.
- 40:51Yeah. No, it's a night cap.
- 40:52It just pounds it back. I'm going to be in the third
- 40:56both or the second booth. I need to clean one of them and
- 40:58I'd like to clean one of them tonight.
- 40:59So which one are you going to be?
- 41:00In Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm headed to bed.
- 41:03So good night. Which booth are you going to
- 41:08sleep in, Jen? Oh, I was.
- 41:11I was going to go sleep in Vanna White, But no.
- 41:14Yes, I don't. Oh yeah, no, actually, if you
- 41:15sleep in Vanna White, that means I can actually close that.
- 41:17That'd be really great. And.
- 41:18Ping's now pushing you towards Vanna White, that'd.
- 41:20Be fantastic. There you go.
- 41:23Have a good night. Yeah.
- 41:25And then it starts to clean the window.
- 41:32I guess we should give paying some SIM code more often.
- 41:34This place would be a lot cleaner.
- 41:47Next time on no latency. Tuned it to, you know, more of a
- 41:56Iona Biotechnica kind of thing for you.
- 41:59I turn on the gun. Oh, wow.
- 42:01That's amazing. I am liking this.
- 42:04Yes, it's perfect. Guess we have to head to the
- 42:07docks. Fishing Corner right now.
- 42:11So is anybody like, been here before, been to the docks, been
- 42:15in the water? God no.
- 42:17Do you know how dirty this water is?
- 42:18Is it high or low tide? Yeah.
- 42:21Anyone got like a laugh jacket or PFD or something?
- 42:24Jeb, why are you all scared? The door to the kitchens open
- 42:27and I can see that there's somebody in there.
- 42:28Anyone wants some of these business naps?
- 42:31What the hell? Oh no, you're.
- 42:34Gonna die, clown? Time to start shooting, huh?
- 42:37Geez, Louise cannot miss. Oh, we're just getting silly up
- 42:41in this bitch. I guess that's just not city,
- 42:43ain't it? Do you all hear that?
- 42:44Yar to you too. Yes.
- 42:47Oh, so sorry this is so awkward, Yar.
- 42:49We are indeed. Does somebody have coordinates?
- 42:51Oh, I have coordinates. Thank you for joining us on our
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