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FULL SHOW: Happy Labor Day, Strawberry Letter: He's A Totally Different Man At Night - 09.01.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all, So don't given them back.
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  Speaker 1: A million busy.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to me to.
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  Speaker 5: Show I don't Joy, yeah, Joy, you.
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  Speaker 6: Love.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: You got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out,
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  Speaker 5: turn the water of.
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  Speaker 1: The moat up, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out?
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  Speaker 8: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey got this radio show. Man,
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  Speaker 8: How I got here? I really can't explain it. Only
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  Speaker 8: by the grace of God, That's all I can really
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  Speaker 8: tell you. I was talking with a buddy the other
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  Speaker 8: day and he was telling me. He said, Man, he
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  Speaker 8: had an interesting philosophy about it.
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  Speaker 2: He say.
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  Speaker 8: You know, you can have dreams and visions, he say,
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  Speaker 8: but God, God will never show you.
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  Speaker 2: What all he has for you.
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  Speaker 8: He won't show you all of it because he knows
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  Speaker 8: you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
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  Speaker 8: thought about that, and maw, how true is that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? I know that I got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't see it. It's just become this major blessing for me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see it. But if I would have seen
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  Speaker 2: it and known when he had planned.
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  Speaker 8: On giving it to me, I would have messed it
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  Speaker 8: up because Number one, my first question would have been
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  Speaker 8: to him, why I got to wait so long? Why
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  Speaker 8: don't I go downhill and start on the radio now?
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  Speaker 8: And then I'll be in radio and then TYD, I
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  Speaker 8: see there God. But see the thing about God is
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  Speaker 8: God don't need your help. Matter of fact, he don't
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  Speaker 8: really want it. All he wants is you to love
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  Speaker 8: him and obey if you can do them, two things.
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  Speaker 2: I think I could be wrong. I think he'd be
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  Speaker 2: really cool with us. So had I known.
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  Speaker 8: About these blessings that he had for me, I would
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  Speaker 8: have messed him up because I would have put my
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  Speaker 8: thinking in the figuring process, and that would have jacked
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  Speaker 8: it all up. That's the first thing I asked him
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  Speaker 8: why I got away so long? And then if he'd
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  Speaker 8: ha shown me what I was gonna have to do
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  Speaker 8: to get it, I would have showed messed that up. Man,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't finna do that. I ain't finna do all
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  Speaker 8: of that. Wait a minute, I got to go through
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  Speaker 8: all of these mishaps in my life. So when I
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  Speaker 8: get the radio show, I have something to share. Man,
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  Speaker 8: why don't I just read a couple books and share
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  Speaker 8: that experience with them?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 8: See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: I want you to be transparent. I want people to
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  Speaker 8: be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
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  Speaker 8: struggle to it and see that they can get over.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 8: God never shows you all of it because he know
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  Speaker 8: we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have any books, I
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  Speaker 8: certainly please know, I would not be the host of family.
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  Speaker 8: You can't tell you that. It is amazing man, how
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  Speaker 8: God works. And my invitation to everybody today is allowed
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  Speaker 8: God to work. You know, you can ask him why
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  Speaker 8: all you want to. And from time to time I
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  Speaker 8: still do no good for me, But that' me old
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  Speaker 8: woe is me?
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  Speaker 2: Lord? Thing that don't really get it for me?
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  Speaker 8: Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody
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  Speaker 8: who has a thought process so high above mind that
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  Speaker 8: there's no way if he told it to.
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  Speaker 2: Me, I wouldn't even get it.
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  Speaker 8: You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright you think you are man,
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  Speaker 8: You just ain't gonna get how and why he does
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  Speaker 8: it his way. You're not going to understand it. But
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  Speaker 8: he has a plan for each and every one of us.
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  Speaker 8: And if we adhere to the plan, if we submit
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  Speaker 8: ourself to his will and just say, Okay, God, what
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  Speaker 8: you want me to do, I am telling you it
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  Speaker 8: is the best way to live. Now, you can also
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  Speaker 8: do it the way I did it early on. You
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  Speaker 8: can just do what you want to do and see
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  Speaker 8: how it go from now. And I will tell you
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  Speaker 8: from personal experience it's not going to go good.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 8: My wife and I were talking the other day and
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  Speaker 8: she said something with me, and I had to write
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  Speaker 8: it down. She says, Steve, you know the funny thing
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  Speaker 8: about sin. She says, sining cost you more than you
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  Speaker 8: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
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  Speaker 8: you want to stay. I asked my wife where she
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  Speaker 8: got that from. She said some old person told it
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  Speaker 8: to her. She says, sining cost you more than you
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  Speaker 8: want to pay and causes you to stay longer than
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  Speaker 8: you want to stay. That's the problem, man, about doing
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  Speaker 8: what you want to do. Because we are all sinners. Man,
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  Speaker 8: all of us, all of us, every last one of
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  Speaker 8: us are sinners. You will be a sinner until you die. Now,
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  Speaker 8: you could be saved by grace. But you're going to
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  Speaker 8: be a sinner man. You are going to make mistakes.
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  Speaker 8: You are going to in your life knowingly do wrong.
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  Speaker 8: I bet you will. I don't know who you think
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  Speaker 8: you are. I don't know who you've been listening to.
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  Speaker 8: But get this, we are sinners. We were born into
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  Speaker 8: a world that is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay,
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  Speaker 8: it's our world. But we can make the best of
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  Speaker 8: it because we can form a relationship with God and
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  Speaker 8: we can go to war with this thing, you know,
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  Speaker 8: and we can win. You can actually get over. Being
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  Speaker 8: born into this world is not an end all. It
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  Speaker 8: doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man, because God is available
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  Speaker 8: to give you life, and not only give you life,
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  Speaker 8: but give it to you more abundantly. I have more
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  Speaker 8: of an abundant life than I've ever had.
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  Speaker 2: If you took away the.
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  Speaker 8: Finances, trust and believe, I have so many things I
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  Speaker 8: could tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife,
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  Speaker 8: for my children, man, for my family, for the few
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  Speaker 8: friends that I have, for the work that I do,
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  Speaker 8: man for the respect that some people that I feel around,
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  Speaker 8: some people from the rep I've earned. Now I ain't
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  Speaker 8: cool with everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I got that.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
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  Speaker 8: I don't care what you do. Everybody are gonna like you.
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  Speaker 8: Some people didn't like Jesus. What did he do?
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  Speaker 2: What did he do wrong to anybody?
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  Speaker 8: Show it to me where he was just out there,
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  Speaker 8: just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
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  Speaker 8: happened to him. Just show it to me. But he
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  Speaker 8: knew everybody ain't gonna like me. I just come to
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  Speaker 8: save y'all understand.
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  Speaker 2: I got you.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
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  Speaker 8: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
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  Speaker 8: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
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  Speaker 8: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
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  Speaker 8: will take care of you if you form this relationship
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  Speaker 8: with him. He has something for you. He has a
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  Speaker 8: plan for you that is beyond your match nation. He
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  Speaker 8: will give you the desires of your heart. But he
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  Speaker 8: also has some stuff in store for you that you're
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  Speaker 8: not even asking for.
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  Speaker 2: That he is.
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  Speaker 8: Willing to ship to an address that belongs to you
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  Speaker 8: as long as you stay on the right path and
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  Speaker 8: are trying your best, God to ship you the blessing anyway,
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  Speaker 8: because please know He's done it to me. I'm a
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  Speaker 8: living witness to this, that God will ship you blessings
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  Speaker 8: and you ain't gonna be perfect. But if he know
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  Speaker 8: your heart, man, if he know you trying to do better,
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  Speaker 8: if he see you trying to change, if he see
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  Speaker 8: you trying to get it right, he understands that you're
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  Speaker 8: gonna stumble all the way through this thing. But if
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  Speaker 8: he know your heart and he know you trying to
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  Speaker 8: get it right and you doing the best you can, boy, here,
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  Speaker 8: ship some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man,
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  Speaker 8: you will really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Man. It's crazy, ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 9: What huh?
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  Speaker 2: You know what time it is? Showtime? Man?
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  Speaker 8: You know what I was thinking the other day about
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  Speaker 8: how it was as a little boy that I was
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  Speaker 8: growing up, we should put on shows in the basement,
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  Speaker 8: and I'd have a clothes line put up in the
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  Speaker 8: basement and a sheet that was the backstage area. I
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  Speaker 8: was always trying to get my nephews and nieces to perform.
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  Speaker 8: They couldn't, and they were more aggravating to me than
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  Speaker 8: a little bit. So I took it upon myself to
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  Speaker 8: introduce myself because y'all obviously don't have the glam and
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  Speaker 8: what it takes to be in the limelight under this
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  Speaker 8: light bulb in this basement down here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how y'all for see yourself.
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  Speaker 8: Ever making it to the big time and you can't
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  Speaker 8: perform under this one light bulb in this basement. I
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  Speaker 8: look back on that and I was hollering, laughing because
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  Speaker 8: that little boy with the studying condition messed around and
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  Speaker 8: made praise God all might but doing the impossible, the unseeming.
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  Speaker 2: Here I go, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey, morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
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  Speaker 8: mouth of the South, Junior and your boy myself. What's up,
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  Speaker 8: junior man?
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  Speaker 9: Uh, let's talk about this man. You know something that
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  Speaker 9: we've been talking about the other day.
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  Speaker 10: But it's on your journey when you're doing what you
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  Speaker 10: feel like God has put you on here?
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  Speaker 9: Which one is more important?
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: Getting it right or getting started?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 8: I gotta tell you something. If you don't ever start,
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  Speaker 8: it's no way to get it right. I mean, if
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  Speaker 8: you don't start, we're not fin to get it right
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  Speaker 8: or wrong. And so I just implore people to start.
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  Speaker 8: You know, you don't have to know how it's gonna
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  Speaker 8: work all the way out, because I have news for you.
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  Speaker 8: Nobody does. If God had told all of you that
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  Speaker 8: in order to get where you are today, and he
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  Speaker 8: showed you a road mapple, every trial, tribulation, set back
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  Speaker 8: that you'd have to go through to get there, all
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  Speaker 8: of us would want something else.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care where we are. I know I would
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  Speaker 2: have had he showed it too.
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  Speaker 4: Ma.
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  Speaker 8: In the beginning, I just said, hold on, hold on, Lord.
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  Speaker 8: In twenty fifteen, can we skip that? And in two
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  Speaker 8: thousand and five, can we skip that? In two thousand
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  Speaker 8: can we let that one go? And I'd love to
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  Speaker 8: go back to nineteen ninety six? Could we not do that?
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  Speaker 8: Before we get to ninety six? Could we not do that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I remember some years.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, But if he had showed us that, we wouldn't
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  Speaker 8: ever we wouldn't be where we are. So starting is
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  Speaker 8: the key. Yeah, it's the whole key to everything. But
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  Speaker 8: you have to remember even and started off said this
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  Speaker 8: a million times, but it bears repeating. When you fail,
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  Speaker 8: that doesn't just failure is not any Listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: Failure is not a person. Failure is an event.
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  Speaker 8: Don't let any event describe who you are as a person?
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  Speaker 9: Right, Come on?
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  Speaker 1: What a man say? All right, thank you Steve for that.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: Bring back, Nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 12: Can I borrow your freezer? Can I borrow your freezer?
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  Speaker 4: Led equipment.
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  Speaker 1: Does this train on? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach Dale deal is the manager?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Dale is the manager.
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  Speaker 7: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Is Dale available?
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  Speaker 8: Is he there? He's actually with a customer.
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  Speaker 4: Is there something that I can help you with?
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  Speaker 1: Or a pass along message?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? So y'all Allied equipment? What exactly do y'all have there?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to make sure i'm calling the right place.
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  Speaker 14: Oh, yes, of course.
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  Speaker 8: It's a restaurant supply company, so we have, you know,
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  Speaker 8: everything from freezers, refrigerators, to your basic restaurant supplies.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to do. What I'm trying to do is I've run
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  Speaker 4: out of freezer space, and I'm trying to see if possibly,
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  Speaker 4: you know, my back is up against the wall right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to see if I can possibly put something
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  Speaker 4: in one of you all's freezers for a couple of
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  Speaker 4: days until I get freed up on this end. So
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  Speaker 4: that's why I wanted to see if you guys would
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  Speaker 4: allow me to do something like that. Is that possible, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm a little confused.
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  Speaker 13: Don't want to buy a freezer.
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  Speaker 4: You just want to put something in one of our freezers.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to put something in there for a
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  Speaker 4: couple of days, because I have a freezer, but mine
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  Speaker 4: is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I
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  Speaker 4: can put something in you ass freezer until you know,
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  Speaker 4: for a couple of days, and then I'll come back
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  Speaker 4: and get it.
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  Speaker 13: I'm so sorry. We don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: If you wanted to come by and purchase theezer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy to help you, but we don't allow outside
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  Speaker 3: vendors to put things in our freezers.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's yeah, that's I'm sorry. Okay, Well, well I
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  Speaker 4: was told if Dale would hear what was going on,
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  Speaker 4: he might he might be able to help me though.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, you said your name was Kevin.
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  Speaker 4: Kevin. Okay, Kevin, if you just hold a moment, I
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  Speaker 4: will see if Dale can take your calls. That's what
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  Speaker 4: the hell I asked in the first place.
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  Speaker 14: Is death?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, then hold on a moment. Please, This is Dell.
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  Speaker 4: I can I help you? How you doing this? Is
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  Speaker 4: Kevin Kevin, and I've been on the phone with with
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  Speaker 4: uh the sales persons. But let me tell you what
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to do. Man, I'm I'm trying to use
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  Speaker 4: your You have a lot of walking in freezers that
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  Speaker 4: you all sell, right right, we do?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so what I got is my freezer is completely full. Man,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm I'm my back is against the wall. You
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  Speaker 4: can't record highly community to give you a call. Is
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  Speaker 4: it possible for me to I need to keep something
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  Speaker 4: frozen for a few days. It's only gonna be like
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  Speaker 4: two days. My frieze will be, you know, half empty
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  Speaker 4: in a couple of days. I just want to just
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  Speaker 4: need somebody to just kind of help me out here.
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  Speaker 4: Is it possible for me to bring something over there
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  Speaker 4: to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days?
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  Speaker 13: You know what we got at the showroom, you know,
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  Speaker 13: with different displays so you could see what different kind
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  Speaker 13: of refrigerators look in your restaurant. But I mean, if
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  Speaker 13: you want to come and take a look at one,
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  Speaker 13: I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.
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  Speaker 4: But no, no, I hate it's there for show, you know,
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  Speaker 4: right right? No, No, I have a cooler. I have
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  Speaker 4: a freezer already, but like I say, mine is just full.
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  Speaker 4: In a couple of days, it won't be and I
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  Speaker 4: really got to get this this stuff on frozen. Man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 4: back against the wall over here, man. And I can't
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  Speaker 4: remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommend it
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  Speaker 4: that you might be able to kill me a little
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  Speaker 4: love on this. Look.
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  Speaker 13: I guess it comes back depends on what do you need?
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  Speaker 4: How much? How much do you have that.
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  Speaker 13: You need frozen? I mean, I don't even know what
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  Speaker 13: you well.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I got three bodies that I need to get
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  Speaker 4: to keep, you know, to keep frozen man. That you know,
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  Speaker 4: we run a mortuary over here. This is bold, mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah, we got
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  Speaker 4: three bodies that and like I said, my my freezer
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  Speaker 4: is full. Man. But in a couple of days, you know,
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  Speaker 4: these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened, so
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  Speaker 4: we'll be freed up, you know. But right now, I
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  Speaker 4: got I got three bodies coming in the day that
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  Speaker 4: I got to get in the freezer.
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  Speaker 13: Are you crazy your mind?
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  Speaker 15: No?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: No, No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro. So
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: like I said, you can't highly recommend it, you know,
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And I'm just trying to get somebody to show me
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: a little love.
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  Speaker 15: Man.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: that I just need it for a couple of days.
• 18:50
  Speaker 13: You got to be out of your mind. We're not
• 18:51
  Speaker 13: talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings or a port shoulder.
• 18:55
  Speaker 13: He's a Pepaul.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: You are out of your mind. Man. But listen, Jimmy
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: deal Dale, listen to what I'm gonna You understand how
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: serious it is. I have to keep them frozen. That's
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: the reason why I'm calling you. I mean your help man.
• 19:09
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I understand that. Look, if you want to, I'll
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: have you come in get buy your own freezer. You
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: can put your own bodies in your own freezer. How
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: much fuss to show off my showroom with frozen bodies
• 19:19
  Speaker 13: in the freezer?
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: But just just don't just don't show that one for
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: a couple of days. You know what I'm saying. Don't
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: just don't show it all. We'll just come you know what.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You know what we could do. We could put the
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: bodies in there, just cover them up and people don't
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: want to know what it is.
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: and the cover falls off it and I got a
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: frozen dead body in my freezer?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Is that even legal? I don't know.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: All I'm saying is, here's the deal. Man, you can't
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: highly recommend it. They told me that you will probably
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: show me some love. I'm actually, you know, getting ready
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: to load up and come your way.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: Dude, you can't those dead bodies await from my store.
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: I'm telling you right now. I can't hook you up
• 19:57
  Speaker 13: on this one, all right. I just can't do it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, But we shouldn't the load up and come that
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: weight though. Man, So you know what I'm saying, it's uh.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, what am I supposed to do?
• 20:07
  Speaker 13: I have no you know what? You want to come
• 20:09
  Speaker 13: talk to me. You want to buy a freezer for yourself,
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own.
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got
• 20:16
  Speaker 13: no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not
• 20:18
  Speaker 13: bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights,
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: is it okay? Then I highly.
• 20:30
  Speaker 13: Doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me to put
• 20:32
  Speaker 13: three debt bodies and on our showroom for a freezer.
• 20:37
  Speaker 13: I made out that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, but but but guess what Alonzo told me?
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: What are the lines I'm telling you?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: me to give you a pot phone call. This is
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: not from the Steve off In Morment Show. Come on,
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: are you serious? Just uh a b.
• 21:02
  Speaker 13: I'm having my check hurt.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Oh oh geez that guy, Well you you just got
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: pranked by your GM baby. That's what I'll have it
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: right here? All right, man, give me one more thing.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: You gotta tell me. It is right here Dale. What
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: is the bad is that? I'm talking about the badest
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  Speaker 4: radio show in the land.
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, my friend?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next we'll hear
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's Shirley's Strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: mind it. I don't mind it at all, but it
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  Speaker 1: with me. What he prefers to shower in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I get it, But how can I get him
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  Speaker 1: to wash up before he tries to spoon with me?
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  Speaker 8: Well, you know, nomospoon, nobo sex anita, shower before.
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  Speaker 1: Bed, that's the nasty.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you can throw some water on your face in
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  Speaker 8: the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Well we go beat that bath before you climb up
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  Speaker 2: in here though.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after all days, eight.
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  Speaker 2: Hours under this cover which you ain't working, you need
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  Speaker 1: Yes, rach raan ouse range all right, that was an
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  Speaker 1: easy one. See Sheila and Roanook says, I'm fifty seven
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  Speaker 1: years old and my husband and I are separated because
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  Speaker 1: I caught him sexting with the woman. He had a
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: new picture of her on his phone and he said
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: she just sent it and he didn't ask her to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: He swears he hasn't cheated on me. But isn't this
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: the first step to cheating? Should I go talk to
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: the woman?
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't see what going to talk to the
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: woman to us. You're not married to her, and she
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: didn't stand any bows to you.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Your conversation is purely with your husband.
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: And if he says they haven't had sex yet, that's
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: a possibility. But now is that the first step to
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: haven't it? Well, let me just say this, if you
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: talk about it long enough, once you start talking about
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: it sexty, then you got to wonder what it would really.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Be like words and action.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if this don't stop, this could be a problem.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: And no, you shouldn't go talk to the woman because no,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: that ain't who.
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  Speaker 2: You married to.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, part I'm like that. All right.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Kamika and Jacksonville. Kamika rights, I'm twenty
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: eight years old and I'm dating a forty four year
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: old married man and he pays my rent. He had
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: a kid in my apartment, so I had my locks changed.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: He got upset and said that I violated the rules.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I never agreed to give him full access to me.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: He's married, so why can't I have my privacy to
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: date others?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: I mean you know what, Yeah, y'all need to get
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: these rules established earlier before. Yeah, you know, why did
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: he have a key in the first place? See, you
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: gave him m key, then you changed a lot. Now,
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: he confused, because if I'm paying for the place, it's
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: because I can get a key. Now you ain't got
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: no key to his house, nor will you get a key.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's married.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Now, so you got to re establish what it is.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Now he may stop paying. So you have to understand
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: now what it is you're in it for. That's right,
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: because this is a form of you know, this is
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: an arrangement, a contract. It's just an organized form of prostitution,
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: that's what it is. It's an organized.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Right now.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: So you call it what you want to call it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: But if you're doing performing sex for a monetary game,
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: that's prostitution. Matter of fact, that you're all regular that
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: happened all the time. There's a lot of prostitutes got
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: regular because.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Lot.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is everyone clear on what it is? One more time, Steve.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: So it's just a verbalized contractual form of prostitution.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: That's what it is for. I will provide you monetary
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: gain in exchange for sexual faith.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: And the monitor's name was an apartment with a key.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: You change the locks, you know, because you want to
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: do some other stuff. Why you're doing it? So now
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: we got a problem. He upset he changed your room
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: because he established lose when he gave you money?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, I never agreed to give him full
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: access to me.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Well, when you give him a key to the apartner
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: and now the key don't work anymore?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: What the check clear?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: See what do you think the check was for? Yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: I don't know how you wanted to go your way anyway.
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: Didn't you say he was married?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's married, and he had a key? She said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: he had a key.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: There's no right way to do this, you do know that?
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Because all this is wrong?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's married, that's a right there.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know how y'all want some clear Oh
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: this works for me? And when the whole thing is wrong,
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: So you know, grow up, put your big girl panties on.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: This is what you signed up for. Now, y'all have
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: to renegotiate the deal. Okay, so now you may be
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: down to just half.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Rent shipping in on the rent.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Access, I guess it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you gonna mess around and be one hundred dollars
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: a visit in the.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Middle the money right here we go, Last one, Steve,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: last one?
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Falana in Arkansas says I'm married and I have a
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: male best friend. We are strictly platonic friends. We talk
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: twenty four to seven and enjoy shopping together. My husband
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: assumes that my bestie is a new female I work
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: with and he wants to meet her. Would my husband
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: flip out if I introduced him to my tall, fine
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and chocolate new best friend.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, wouldn't you flip out of his new
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: best friend was a tall, fine chocolate chick.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Really yeah?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So yeah, he.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: Gonna flip out and you know you're wrong. That's why
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: you write the letter.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: And he's so fine yeah okay, okay, now unless he's
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: gay getting ready? Yeah, because the flip and you know
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: it because he fine yeah, tall, yeah, yeah, y'all just
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: talk twenty four seven, you're gonna introduce him to your husband,
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: Finn to be a problem.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: But she's letting her husband think that it's her her
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: new coworker. She's letting your husband think that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: Absolutely, that's deception. No, no, no, that's that's lying.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, oh, oh, you're not upset that she's lying.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm hearing, is it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: Oh see, I get up there with women lie because
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: y'all so always talking about why I do me and lie?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Why you lie? Why aren't you just telling.
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: Me they ain't jo co working down there, that he's
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: a big, tall, fine man and he's gonna shop it
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: with me and.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Who and we talked twenty four.
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: We talked twenty folks up, Why don't you tell that truth?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's wrong? All right, Seela, you nailed it today,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yes she did.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
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  Speaker 3: I love the.
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  Speaker 8: He's all powerful, all knowing, all seeing, all prevailing, all doing,
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  Speaker 8: all knowing whatever you need.
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  Speaker 2: God got up right after.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it's time for
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  Speaker 1: something funny, Steve. We want you to try and help
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  Speaker 1: people get their next job simply by crying. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you what this is all about. It says,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: breaking out some tears may help you land your next job.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: During a job interview, you definitely want them to remember you,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and it turns out a few tears just might do
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the trick. Well, you may think that crying during the
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  Speaker 1: interview process would blow your chances of getting a job.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: There are some people who say it actually works, wonders.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: So okay, well let's go there. Okay, we're in a
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  Speaker 2: job interview.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: You and Carla are interviewing me tell you.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And so let's go and let's start the interview. Let's
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: start the interview.
• 31:26
  Speaker 15: You.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: How are you Harvey?
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: You miss Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you for having me
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  Speaker 8: such an opportunity.
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get started. I wanted
• 31:37
  Speaker 12: to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: this job?
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Well, having had several jobs before that gave me the
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: experience of exact thing that you folks are looking for.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: It's pretty much made me qualify.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: And you know, everybody that I've ever worked with have
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: always said I was really just overqualified.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Here, what is it?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, mister Harvey. Uh, why did
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you leave your last job?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Oh god, it's so difficult that you bought this up.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, oh god, I was.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I was there for sixteen years and now oh really,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: you know, they just came in.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: And they just closed it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: They just shut it, shut the doors. I was in
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the parking lot when it had happened.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: I was standing there, Shane.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Crying, mister Harvey.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not. I'm just it's Jane and job interviews.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Happy, let me jump in here.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Just before that, they were all.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I wanted to ask you, mister Harvey.
• 33:27
  Speaker 12: You know, a job like this, you're going to be
• 33:29
  Speaker 12: working with a lot of people. You're going to be
• 33:31
  Speaker 12: doing a lot of interacting. Uh, you know, how do
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: you do you have the skill set to actually interact
• 33:36
  Speaker 12: with other people?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I interact with people from time to time.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: Who's just talking about it sort of gets me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: No, I'm fine, I'm fine with other people.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Mister Harvey. This is a sales position we're looking to
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: hire you for, and we just want to make sure
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that you're the right person. As h Thomas mentioned earlier.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You have the right qualifications for this position. You have
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to interact with people. You have to sell our product,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: and you know people by you first before they even
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: buy the product. So I just want to make sure
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: it's it's not really.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Don't.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I got a question for you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I don't just cry. You know all this.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you do.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I'm out of work. I'm crying because I'm out of work.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no crying at work.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't not hear yet. I can stop
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: you cry too, if you w Miss Carl.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: What are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: One of my strengths.
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: I can absoluutely pull it together. Really, that's one of
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: my strongtures. I promise you I can. If you just
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: hired me, carry child holds out of the LC. It
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: is like instant. If you don't one of you just
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: say you're hired, Hockey begin to show you what it
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: was just sitting here in the eighteenth interview.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: This is the third level this is supposed to be in.
• 35:37
  Speaker 16: I was told by your supervisor then it wouldn't we
• 35:40
  Speaker 16: wouldn't even be in here here I am, and we're
• 35:45
  Speaker 16: still talking job.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: All process, Yeah, a fallow the interview process.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus High, He'll stop.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: Please, Well, let's let's evaluate miss Shirley Strawberry, Carla. Do
• 36:14
  Speaker 12: you think we have the right person for the job. Well,
• 36:18
  Speaker 12: how about we let this person sell themselves in thirty
• 36:21
  Speaker 12: seconds to us?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, sounds good, y.
• 36:24
  Speaker 12: Harvey, Could you sell yourself for thirty seconds to us?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, Hold, you need a moment, you want to go out.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: And let me know why?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, and you can start now and now.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: the app to loot direction of the your firm and
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: your company, I will think's budding asset. And that is
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: why I think I should have the job.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, right, there no tears. Okay, if you're
• 37:14
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  Speaker 1: in the Pacific Ocean?
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  Speaker 2: Down that rot seeing down that mountain.
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  Speaker 12: We gonna tell you about this water shut No.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe change your mind because you're you're on a snow
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  Speaker 8: On that mountain. Yeah, I'm gonna log and fall and
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  Speaker 2: Too much?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Three three hands.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna need that three heads. I ain't gonna have
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  Speaker 8: nobody standing at me all day because I'm definitely gonna
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  Speaker 1: Three eyes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes sitting up
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  Speaker 8: in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't gonna get
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  Speaker 8: no play.
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  Speaker 1: That, geniously, what's wrong in the glasses I.
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  Speaker 2: Got to get with these three eyes? That's just too much?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay. Would you rather have sex continuously for
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  Speaker 1: one hour or always get it done in two minutes?
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  Speaker 2: I've done that, I'm doing now, I'm done for.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a many.
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  Speaker 1: One continuously for one hour? Always get it done in
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  Speaker 1: two minutes.
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  Speaker 2: That's one if I was cold with that hour.
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  Speaker 8: And today two minutes.
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  Speaker 12: Get me gone on by my bell. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 12: worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're not gonna
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  Speaker 12: do it. You ain't got that kind of no, man,
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  Speaker 12: we get this done in a commercial.
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  Speaker 2: Back to watching rid of I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 9: Too much to do.
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  Speaker 1: We've got too much to do, Harvey, h No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the one hour dude.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got no time.
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  Speaker 8: I mean two minutes, ain't gonna work. Okay, now you
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  Speaker 8: got it, you get now you got somebody aggravated with
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  Speaker 8: your constant No.
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  Speaker 3: You just rolled down.
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  Speaker 2: You know it's third minutes and yeah, yeah I know.
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  Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can you can
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  Speaker 8: pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
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  Speaker 8: don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
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  Speaker 8: the same motion for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Getting that though.
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  Speaker 8: You know some other things you can be doing. You
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  Speaker 8: can work it now. Yeah, slow win looking at the
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  Speaker 8: I'm standing at the clock. Stay stayed at but easy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right, hey y'all, this is Monica, This is
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  Speaker 1: And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. This segment is called things you say
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  Speaker 1: to yourself to keep you from flapping the beep out
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  Speaker 1: of someone on your job or anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Really away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 8: You need to know things that can calm your nerves.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See that's what a lot of people don't know. You
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: need calm and all.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: This ain't for everybody, but I'm sure out of the
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: tea in a so that I'm on list, you can
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  Speaker 8: come up with something that fits you. These are just
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna just give you some little woosaw moments that
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  Speaker 8: you can kind of say to yourself to cleep from
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: slapping the sugar honey ice tea out of somebody down
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  Speaker 8: on her job.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: You'll be wanting to down at your job.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: This is for those of you that work a job
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  Speaker 8: and you wants to really slap the sugar honey ice
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: tea out of somebody down at your job. These are
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: some things you can say to yourself to just keep
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: you from slapping them and then losing your job. You
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: all right, you're gonna just go down the list, my creator,
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  Speaker 8: you say these to yourself.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I got two kids in college.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a reminder.
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  Speaker 3: That your job.
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: Here go another one right here, already got two strikes
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: on for like, yeah, already got here's another you can
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: use right here, lood. I just got this job. Yeah job,
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: I just got the job, and I got work for
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: eight months. I just got this job. But he got
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: about one more time, say.
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  Speaker 1: Something more more time, one more.
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  Speaker 2: Time, and almost slap the sugar. Honey. I just got
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  Speaker 2: your job.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, I'm close to the time that I ain't.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: It was just right here.
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  Speaker 8: I got one more year in this right in one year,
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: you're gonna get a pension.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: They're gonna get your turkey.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: Go watch, just hang in there, man, to watch.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Here's another one right here. Let it come, yea.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: From Frozen Frozen, Yeah, let it.
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  Speaker 8: Here's going another one right here for a lot of y'all.
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: And I'm gonna just go sit in my car smoke
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: a joint. I'm gonna just go sit in my car smoking.
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: I know it's not legal, but you're just trying to
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: keep your job to make because I tell you what
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  Speaker 8: ain't legal.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: If you slap the sugar honey, ice.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Tea sugar scares me every time you say it. Every time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, just sing a song to yourself, man, or you
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  Speaker 8: can just try to nothing but.
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  Speaker 1: The blood the geezmen, you know no, or just make
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  Speaker 1: up a song.
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  Speaker 6: Hold my hands, put them deep into my pocket. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: my hand, put them deep into my pocket. My hand,
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  Speaker 6: put them deep into my pockets.
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  Speaker 8: Before I slap the sugar honey life teeth out on him.
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  Speaker 8: He is wanting to keep you from slapping the sugar
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  Speaker 8: honey iced Lord knows I can't go back to jail.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: I can't go back to jail. I just couldn't stand
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: it down. Now, I just couldn't stand it down. Then, Lord,
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: I can't go back to jail. Oh, but I want
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: to do something.
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  Speaker 2: I beat in done something.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, you know the hot head on the show,
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: but I can't go back to jail.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: Realization Right there, you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: So those are things that you can use on your job.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: Seeing that you can say to yourself, keep you from
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: slapping your sugar honey iced tea.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: How are your co worker? Just use him?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Let it go all right, Thank you, sir. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: next to the nephew's prank phone call right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: in about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
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• 46:34
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• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. First, the nephew is here with today's
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: What you got for us?
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  Speaker 12: New Well, surely a lot of pairers hate to hear it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Some of them get the call.
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: You know, it happens sometimes your son didn't make the team.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it again, your son didn't make the team.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Let's go get out.
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  Speaker 11: Hello.
• 47:06
  Speaker 15: Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Lydial.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: This is she.
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  Speaker 15: This is coach Watkins up at the up at the school.
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  Speaker 11: How are you, hey, Coach Watkins?
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: I'm fine?
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: What can I do for you?
• 47:18
  Speaker 15: Listen, we've had Maleik out for the last week and
• 47:21
  Speaker 15: a half. He's been coming to practice here at the
• 47:24
  Speaker 15: at the Junior High School and wanted to reach out
• 47:27
  Speaker 15: and give you a call about everything that's going on.
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, Well, I know he's really excited. He can't
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: wait to start the seasons. He's ready walking.
• 47:35
  Speaker 15: All some you know what, I'll be honest with you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: He's a great kid, and he's got a good heart,
• 47:41
  Speaker 15: and he's really really really trying and trying to produce
• 47:45
  Speaker 15: as much as possible.
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: Well, you know, he loves the game and he's been
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: playing since he was a little kid.
• 47:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, you know, this is you know, this is
• 47:53
  Speaker 15: the seventh grade. This is the first time some of
• 47:56
  Speaker 15: these kids have played organized football, and this is its
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: time playing school football. And it's it's a big it's
• 48:03
  Speaker 15: a big transition that if you've been playing Little league
• 48:06
  Speaker 15: ball or Pop Warner or whatever you want to call it.
• 48:08
  Speaker 15: It's a it's a big difference and a big transition
• 48:11
  Speaker 15: to go from one to the other.
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  Speaker 11: You understand, Yeah, I do understand. But Malik is been
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: working really hard, yes, and he's ready.
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: Well well, well, let me let me say this. My
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: main reason for calling you is letting you know that
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: league as of right now, is not going to be
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: able to make the cut as far as what you say, Well,
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: he's not going to be able to make the cut
• 48:32
  Speaker 15: as far as being on the team for this year. Now,
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: I got you said.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: Wait, wait, you said that Malik is not gonna be
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: able to make the team. The team.
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: He's a great kid, you know, he's a great I
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: know he's a great kid.
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: But woman, now, he didn't play Pop Warner and he
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: was a stunning quarterback, So what are you talking about.
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: He's not going to make the team this year. He
• 48:57
  Speaker 11: was the best they had out on that squad.
• 48:59
  Speaker 15: Okay, and you know what, I've heard a lot about him.
• 49:02
  Speaker 15: I heard he did a great job.
• 49:03
  Speaker 11: Heard about him. Wait a minute, wait, man, have you
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: seen his got twenty touchdowns in the season.
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: I understand who know the kids is out there doing that.
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  Speaker 15: But you know what, but right now, we got a
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: lot of different kids that are coming into this particular school,
• 49:16
  Speaker 15: so you know, the competition has gone greater and greater
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: than what we could possibly understand.
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  Speaker 11: Wait a minute, when this is seventh grade, first of all,
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: everybody makes the team. Nobody gets cut in the first place.
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: You got an A team and a B team. So
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: you're telling me my baby ain't made none of them teams?
• 49:33
  Speaker 15: Right right now, miss Lydia. You know, like I said,
• 49:38
  Speaker 15: Malika is a great kid. I like him.
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: I know what Milik is. I know that he's a
• 49:41
  Speaker 11: great kid and he's a ballplayer. Now I make sure that.
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: So don't come telling me that he's not good enough
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  Speaker 11: to make the cut on this seventh grade team. Well,
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: don't come telling me who is the quarterback? Who? Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: you tell me what's going on? Who is the quarterback?
• 49:55
  Speaker 15: Well, actually, right now, my son is the quarterback. Yo, son, well,
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  Speaker 15: I mean, you know, play, Yeah, it is actually the quarterback.
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  Speaker 15: He hasn't done any pop warn or anything, but he
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  Speaker 15: really has what it takes to be never.
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  Speaker 11: Played football before, or he's never played organized football, but
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  Speaker 11: he's gonna be the quarterback for the seventh grade team.
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  Speaker 11: Is that what you're telling me?
• 50:21
  Speaker 15: Well, yeah, my son is actually a starting quarterback, but that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: My son don't make the teach and my son score
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: twenty touchdown? Twenty touchdown? Is that what you're telling me?
• 50:32
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 50:32
  Speaker 11: Hell no, this is I'm calling up to that school tomorrow.
• 50:35
  Speaker 15: I will be up there tomorrow. Let me explain something.
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  Speaker 11: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: what this is. This nepotism or whatever.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: You got going on around here.
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: But hell no, my son ain't Nathan what. Hell no,
• 50:54
  Speaker 11: it's gonna be smoking the city tomorrow when I get
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: up there.
• 50:58
  Speaker 15: Lydia, what I want to say this is this, if
• 51:00
  Speaker 15: your son would take a year off, Lord and try
• 51:03
  Speaker 15: to get itself together and get his fundamentals together together,
• 51:08
  Speaker 15: a greater football player when he gets to be headed
• 51:11
  Speaker 15: to the eighth grade.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: It was the right this doll last year.
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: What is doing about this fundamental together. Your son ain't
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: never even pro.
• 51:18
  Speaker 15: Well, you know what. I've worked with my son and
• 51:20
  Speaker 15: you know, and it's a little it's a little awkward
• 51:23
  Speaker 15: for me to try to talk about what my son.
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: Has done from behf you talking about because you don't
• 51:28
  Speaker 11: know what your son has done? Because ain't nobody ever
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: seen your ton? You just got this dream probably something
• 51:33
  Speaker 11: that you ain't did you want to live vicrosy through him?
• 51:36
  Speaker 15: Hell? No, that's that is about it.
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: That is about it.
• 51:38
  Speaker 15: I don't hell in school. I played in high school,
• 51:42
  Speaker 15: and let me play this. I'm trying to do the
• 51:44
  Speaker 15: best that I can and the best of my ability
• 51:46
  Speaker 15: to make sure that everybody gets a good and fair
• 51:49
  Speaker 15: shot at what's going on.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 11: But he don't get to play, So what about don't
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: get the players?
• 51:55
  Speaker 15: Probably he'll work out to be a better some brdle.
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: So that to the mole Mother's that's some boys.
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  Speaker 13: I bet you.
• 52:02
  Speaker 11: I guarantee you this, my son to be starting this year.
• 52:04
  Speaker 11: I guarantee you this.
• 52:05
  Speaker 15: You don't want none of that, Okay, right now? All
• 52:08
  Speaker 15: I can say is I need Malik to actually bring
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  Speaker 15: his cliques back because my son's gonna need him to
• 52:14
  Speaker 15: play in.
• 52:16
  Speaker 11: I suck him cli your son and getting your son's
• 52:19
  Speaker 11: running down that field, We're gonna rush the barefoot. He
• 52:22
  Speaker 11: ain't get mine nothing, ma'am.
• 52:24
  Speaker 15: From my records. Understanding is that the cliques actually came
• 52:28
  Speaker 15: record wrong.
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: Is the one that told you that my sun can't
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: fight your records? Ain't thinking about your records?
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: You your mama and the day she bushed your ma'am.
• 52:39
  Speaker 15: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 52:41
  Speaker 15: with you. All I'm trying to say is this is
• 52:43
  Speaker 15: that Malik about to do? You?
• 52:45
  Speaker 11: Start looking for a new job, get your resume together.
• 52:48
  Speaker 15: Hey, you know what, ma'am. I'm not gonna go back
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: and boy, I got one more thing I need to
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: say to you.
• 52:51
  Speaker 11: You have nothing that you ain't got nothing else to
• 52:55
  Speaker 11: say to me. My son to be playing and I'll
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: be up there tomorrow.
• 52:58
  Speaker 15: I have one more ain't gonna need to say to you.
• 53:01
  Speaker 15: You listening.
• 53:01
  Speaker 11: Only thing you need to tell me is who I
• 53:03
  Speaker 11: need to talk to tomorrow.
• 53:04
  Speaker 15: Now, I'll let you know that as soon as I
• 53:07
  Speaker 15: tell you this, are you're listening?
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: I'm listening.
• 53:09
  Speaker 15: What his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 15: your sister ain't a got me to prank phone call you?
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  Speaker 11: Hello. I thought that was really you gotta be.
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  Speaker 15: Oh lord, you got time.
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  Speaker 2: Right now in my New Top Yeah, I love.
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  Speaker 8: You need to get your resume together because you're gonna
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: need work.
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  Speaker 2: You're trying to live curiously to him.
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  Speaker 3: Because you.
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  Speaker 13: Because you.
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  Speaker 1: Not run down the side at all?
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Oh man, what every parent of a student athlete is?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: You involved with sportsman?
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: You know touchdowns last year?
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: He he ain't making team?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: You ride?
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  Speaker 8: And who is your boy?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Oh there's some of that nepotism bull.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, she did say, yeah, I don't know how you
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  Speaker 15: Man.
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  Speaker 12: We put our kids in y'all hands, and y'all try
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  Speaker 1: On the phone. All right, great one King of Praying,
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  Speaker 1: right here, right now. Yeah, this one right here. Never
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: know it could be yours.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, let me tell you know some people. It's that tax,
• 56:46
  Speaker 9: it's that tame. It's time for the Strawberry Letter. My
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  Speaker 9: good friend, Charlie Strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, my good friend Junior subjects He's a totally
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: different man at night. He's a totally different man at night.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: The letter reads, Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: year old female and I'm dating a sixty year old
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: young man. We clicked instantly, and we've been together for
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: two months. I may have been too forward with him
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: after the first few dates because I wanted to rub
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: and feel on him to see what he was working with.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I hugged him tightly one day, and it felt like
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: he was wearing a back brace. I decided not to
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: ask him about it right then. He also wouldn't let
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: me touch his face or play in his hair. I
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: learned to keep my hands to myself. A few nights ago,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I asked him to stay over, and he was caught
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: off guard, but I insisted. We started to get ready
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: for bed, and I noticed he was wearing a spanks
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: type of girdle under his shirt. I've never seen one
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: on a man, so I asked if it was a
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: back brace, and he said no, it was awkward. I've
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: then noticed there were makeup wipes in my garbage. I
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: asked him about them, and he said he needed it
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: to wipe off his tenant moisturizer. I was a bit
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: irritated because he went through my things and shut and
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: shocked because he wears tenant moisturizer. After I took my shower,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: he was lying in my bed in his underwear and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I had to make him go take a shower. It
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: was the quickest shower I had ever seen, and when
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: he got up, his hair dye or whatever he had
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: in his hair was all over the pillowcase. After he showered,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: he came out naked and his man boobs were swinging freely.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: They were as big as mine. I had to visualize
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: sex with my ex to get in the mood. The
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: sex was pretty good after I finally got into it.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed this man's company, but I am not sexually
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: attracted to him.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not perfect, and I wear wigs and push up broths.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But he turned into a whole different man right in
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: front of me. Shouldn't he have told me about this beforehand?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: What do I do? All right? This is one thing
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I can tell you. When you rush a situation to
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: get what you know want, then you get what you get.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Sis you get what you get. I mean clearly he
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: wasn't ready. But you said after a few dates you
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to rub and feel on him to see what
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: he was working with. I think it was a bit
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: too much, too fast. He also didn't want you to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: touch his hair. He didn't want you to touch his face.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Later you learned he dyes his hair and wears Tenant
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: facial moisturizer. I know they make moisturizer for men, Tenant
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: moisturizer and spanks, but I don't know any men who
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: wear them. You were shocked by that, but again, I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: don't think this man was ready for it. He said
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: that he just wasn't ready. You were taking him fast.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: His ego got involved at that at that time, because
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you know, he had to give you what you wanted. Okay,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: ready or not, Here I come. And that's basically what
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: it is. I mean, no need to being shocked or irritated.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Now you woke the man all the way up he
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: had to perform. Then afterwards you said the sex was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: pretty good, but you're not sexually attracted to him. Now,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you mentioned about his man, boobs and all that, but
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: you also said you do enjoy his company. Well why
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: not do just that right now? Enjoy his company? I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: think you're rushing things. I mean, what do you want
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Steve and I to do? What do you want us
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: to say now? Because I can tell you. If you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: just want sex, then leave him alone, you know, just
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: leave him alone because you're not sexually attracted to him.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Just go your separate ways. If you want companionship, because
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: you say you do like his company, then you could
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: give a relationship a chance if you choose. It's only
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: been two months that you've been dating this guy, take
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: it a bit slower, you know, so you guys can
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: get to know each other. I think you should go
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: on more dates. I mean, you know, really though, don't
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: most people look better in their clothes than they do naked.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I mean when you get down to it, I mean,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I bet you look different without your wig and your
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: push up broad. You know, you changed to a different
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: person too, if you take that out. I think if
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: he's a good man. Eventually you can work out together,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you can eat healthier foods and so on. I mean,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I do know a couple of guys who wear just
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: for men hair color, and you know, I happen to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: like gray hair on men. If he wants to stop that,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: but you know, don't go trying to change him and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: doing all that right now. There are worse things in life.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I think you should pick your battles and get to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: know this man, you know, before you make any rash decisions. Steve.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, we got a difference of opinion on this letter.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: Great response, Sheirley, wonderful. I think it was a very
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: politically correct way for you to approach this letter. I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: commend you because your advice was really really well done.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: And I will say that as a Christian, I thought
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: your answer was wonderful. And trying to make the relationationship
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: work between.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: The two people, well, if you know it can it can?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: It could absolutely And I agree with you. I agree
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: with everything you said. I just don't see it this much.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: And let's see what you're gonna say.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Good, Well, let's go.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: I'm a fifty two year old female and I'm dating
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: a sixty year young man.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Oh so you think, oh you see you.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: Trying to flood us with the sixty year young man. Oh,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: we finn to find out why you think he's sixty
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: years young? Okay, you know you wanted to go forward
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: with him, so you started feeling on rub and see
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: what he was working with a hugy one day and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 8: it felt like he was wearing a back braid.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: You thought he worked at home depot, didn't you?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: But oh, oh no, we gonna find out in this
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: letter that that back brace feeling was male.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Thinks the stubble.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Hang on Part two of Steve's responses, coming up at
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour Today, Strawberry letters subject,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: He's a totally different man at night. Right after this,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, it's
• 1:03:20
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• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. He's a totally different man
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: at night is the subject.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: First of all, I want to say once again how
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: much I agreed with Shirley Strawberry's response. I thought it
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: was perfect if he was trying to keep people together.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: I thought it was a wonderful view to take. I'm
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: not here for that today. I'm not here to keep
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: you together. I'm here to talk about this because you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: tried to tell us that you're fifty two and he
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: is a sixty year young man. Where we about to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: find out why you think he's so young. It started
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: when you started rubbing on him, trying to see what
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: he was working with, and you hugged him real tight,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: and it felt like he was wearing a back break.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: You at then thought it was for work, because you
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: thought maybe he was loading boxes and ups all down
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: at home depots. We were later to find out that
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: he had on male spanks. We'll get to that in
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: a minute. I decided not to ask him about.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: It right then.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: But he wouldn't let me touch his face all play
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: in his hair. Oh didn't you just say he was sixty?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: Young man? You just said that? Didn't where we about
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: to find out why? I asked him to stay over
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: one day. He couldn't. She couldn't play in his face
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: and hair.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: He would go.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: Now I learned to keep my hands to myself. A
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: few nights ago I asked him to stay over, and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: he was caught off.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: God. He wasn't ready stay over here. I ain't got
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: my stuff. So now.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: He was caught off God, but I insisted. We started
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: to getting ready for bed. I noticed he was wearing
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: a Sphinx type of girdle under his shirt.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: When we were in Atlanta at the office.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: That was a lady that came in there that had
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: a company she wanted to be to invest in. I
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: tried on one of these spank shirts for men. I
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: had to go in the kitchen and.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Cut it off.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: I couldn't get it back over my head. Yeah, I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: didn't have enough deck stare. See you know how I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: normally pull a T shirt over your head with both
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: hands grabbed the bottom. I couldn't get that thing up.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: I got the sweating in it, and it was stuck
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: to me, so I had to cut it out. I've
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: never seen one on the man. Well, they out there
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: they called mail springs and then to reduce the look
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: of your stomach and chess areas. So I asked if
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: it was a back brace. He said, no, ain't no
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: back brace.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: She knew that.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I did notice that was makeup wipes in my garbage.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: I asked him about them, and he said he needed
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: to wipe off his tinted moistarized.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Oh he ain't who you thought he was.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: Okay, so now he laying him in there and he
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: had to wipe off his tinted moistarize. I'm assuming that's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: with the moisturizer with a colored yeah. Yeah, so now
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: he trying to look ten and glowy. That's why he
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: looked sixty years young. That morstterizer guy is looking like
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: he actually alive.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Because he know if he wiped it off, he looked
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: like death. Looked like a cork. He's pale.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: But you know that darkness cover a lot of stuff.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: That's why black is so beautiful. The black of the berry,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: the sweet of the juice, black, don't crack, but pale Duke.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: I was a bit irritated because he went through my
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: things and shocked because he wears tennant marsh rolls.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Well you made him stay. He wasn't ready.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: You caught off.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: God, he ain't got his martial ard. He ain't got
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: his makeup white with it. Now, he didn't have to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: go through your things and find some makeup white. After
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: I took my shower, he was laying in the bed
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: in his underwear. I had to make him go take
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: a shower. Well, he still had that back brace on,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: slash girdle, slash man's fains. It was a quickie shower
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: i've ever seen. And when he got up, his hair
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: dyed or whatever he had in his hair was all
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: over the pillow case. That's that Beijing. That's that and
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: that hair color. That's a spray.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: You can spray beds on dudes.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Not all that.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 8: He need a woman in his life. Somebody can tighten
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 8: him up. After he shouted, he came out neked and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: his man boobs was swinging freely.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Just a chess full of breast. That's what that top
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: was for.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: It's a what a chest chest full of breass.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I won't say the T word, but we on radio. Uh.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: They go out there and there wasn't any bitty either.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: They were as big as mine.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I had to visualize having sex with my ex to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: getting the move. So now let's go over there.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, he got dressed, he got on springs, he gotta
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: wear Tenant Marshall rides. He used your wet wife, you man,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: because he went to your stuff to find it. You
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: insisted say over there, and he got the wrong die.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: He ought to get some jests from men and colored
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: his hat. But if he had a woman, a woman
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: could tell him some of these tricks that he don't know.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: He just using timperary stuff because he trying to pull
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: it together and look sixty years young. Actually, when he
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: took off all that stuff, he looked if you're an eighty.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Two, Yeah, so you fifty two.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: You take the man that look eighty two trying to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: fool you and make you think he's sick.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: I wear wigs and push your brawls, and you should.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: It's okay for a woman to wear a wig and
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: to push up braw But him, though, he got too
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: much going on. Should I have told you about this
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: before hand?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 13: Hell?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Now, I shouldn't told you.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: He didn't know I was gonna go that far, all right,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: unless he gonna put all that stuff back on the.
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  Speaker 14: Good morning, Steve. It's your girl. Yesman from Toronto, Canada,
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• 1:11:22
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  Speaker 14: I literally run to the radio and everybody knows at
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• 1:11:41
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• 1:11:50
  Speaker 14: and my dad and I actually used to listen to
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• 1:12:00
  Speaker 14: that has so much negativity. Thank you for bringing the positive.
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  Speaker 14: God bless you. Steve. Keep doing what you're doing, and
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 14: I just want to say thank you. My heart is
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Well, You're absolutely welcome, and we try to do our
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: best and we appreciate the encouragement because sometimes you don't
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: know that you're reaching people because we're on the radio here.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: It's not like we get every day. We know exactly
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: what we did, so we just do it now. On
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: a lighter note, when she tuned in and said, hey, Steve,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 8: this is your girl you ask me, I'd just like
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: to say, I don't have a girl named yas in captain,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: So I just wanted to be clear, to clear it
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: clear that or for the shade room, the black hole.
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  Speaker 2: And great on and all of that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to clear that. Fore that get
• 1:12:56
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• 1:13:03
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to say that.
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  Speaker 4: never stopped laughing. You two have the most infectious laugh
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  Speaker 4: at radio. I got in my car the other day
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  Speaker 4: and you were laughing, and I just started laughing.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't even know what you were laughing about.
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  Speaker 10: But always keep that good, positive, wonderful energy in those
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  Speaker 10: laugh Steve, Tommy Junr.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all need Jesus.
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  Speaker 13: That's all too my sake.
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  Speaker 2: Way was you need Jesus? Yes, yeah, we do need
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  Speaker 2: you ain't gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Laugh, you go, thank you for all.
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  Speaker 17: The called blesss. DJ Cavick, Hey, what up? This is
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  Speaker 17: your boy Chris Broke. Hey, this is Keisha Cole, lost people.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is John Legend. And you listen to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know some people are still grilling on
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the weekends, catching that last little bit of summer. And
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  Speaker 1: we saw this topic on Facebook. Okay, the subject was
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: don't micro manage me when I'm grilling. So this guy
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  Speaker 1: named Dave wrote in. He said, my brother won't grill
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: slash barbecue for our large family events anymore. He feels
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  Speaker 1: too many people have specific requests. He can't handle complaints.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: He can't handle complaints. He can't handle things like cheese
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: or no cheese, or well done or medium? What kind
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: of rub are you using? Is that vegan or meat?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: He says, my brother can really really barbecue, but he
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: is fed up, and now he's telling the family to
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: get a caterer because he is done. So he had
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: a question forever you, Steve, Tommy and JUNR. He wants
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  Speaker 1: to know if you have any suggests to help his
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  Speaker 1: brother deal with these special food orders when he's grilling.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: He says he wants him back out there on that
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: grill at least by the upcoming Labor Day weekend. So
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: what advice do you guys have for him before before?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got warm. I ain't got but one.
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  Speaker 12: The vegan people can go to hell all that's all
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 12: I got to say. Rest up blowing on conj But
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  Speaker 12: the bigger people can go to head.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My thing was they want to eat too.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was timing me.
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  Speaker 9: If you're vegan, you need to leave now.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: You don't need to even be coming by there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want you.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: No, we don't want you to.
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  Speaker 1: Vecans get hungry. You can't have a little side menu
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: for the vegans.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we got a signe menu form they call signs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what they call. It's called signs.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: Fall break bees, you know, and pick the hem out
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 8: to break beans because it's going in there.
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  Speaker 2: Take the breaking their.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: Stuff out the baked beans because they going in there.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: And here's my suggestion. Here's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: See when I.
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  Speaker 8: Barbecue, I have I have kids, this vegan. You know,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: I got grins.
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  Speaker 2: You know this.
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  Speaker 8: Come on when I'm barbecue this high barbecue? I got
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: warm and draws. Why this high barbecue? This what our barbecue?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Why are you yelling chicken?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: You can't get chicken? Is chicken. He's gotta be one
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: sixty five in the middle. That's it. Now my steaks, my.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: Lamb chops, burgers, all this is medium ram So when
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 8: you get them out the warm and draw if you
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: want to pop them in the microwave and heat them
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: up and heat them down the medium or you can
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: leave it in there and turn it in the shoe level.
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  Speaker 2: That's on yo.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: But weed telling them off the grill at medium ramp
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: because when I reheat them up I won't mind to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: go to medium.
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  Speaker 1: Did you talk talk to your guests in the same tone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't talk to him at all.
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  Speaker 9: I've been one bollecute.
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  Speaker 8: This ain't a social event. Come out here, cookies, this
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  Speaker 8: is my kitchen. Just get around the grill from non
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 8: sauce we.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Got but Dave can't even handle cheese or no cheese
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: and your burger, I mean.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Not doing that. The cheese is in refrigerator.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: You should know if you want cheese and that what
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: about when it melts it?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: Well, then you need to be you need to put
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 8: your identify the burger. You won't get your cheese out
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: refrigerator and be standing there because they're coming off medium.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: But he just don't even ask him well done or
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: medium for your meat.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: I don't well well done meat man, gonna ask nothing?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Why did you talk?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: First of all, my assistant been with me twenty five years.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: Won't everything well done? Not doing that to the foods
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: well done? We just give it to the dog.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: And it is a social event.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: I bet it not.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: We have more it is done, watch and then eat.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up with twenty minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 2: Right after this, it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
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  Speaker 8: You can't do nothing around my crack and you're tattoo.
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  Speaker 8: You can't sketch on it, you can't. You can't put
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  Speaker 8: tracing paper on my crack.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna hold steal. I just can't do it because I'm
• 1:18:41
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know what,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I hate to even say this, but uh now we
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: have a good excuse to have ice cream for breakfast. Okay, well, yeah,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I've been doing this.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Should me get out off this biting it?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, immediate, This is wonderful news, right. A new study
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: found that ice cream may be healthier than a multi
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: grain bagel. Like certain foods were ranked on a scale
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  Speaker 1: of one to one hundred in terms of nutrition. The
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  Speaker 1: higher the number, the healthier the food. Now listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The chocolate ice cream cone with nuts ranked at number
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: thirty seven, while a multi grain bagel with raisins got
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: a low score of nineteen. That's what I got, all right, Well, bagels,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: no ice not as healthier than a bagel.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 8: Bagels, According to this traditional bagels are not really that
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 8: telling it. I don't know about multi grain, but you
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: know they say multi grain and all this here. But
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: you've got to be careful because there's a lot of
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 8: them just calorie dents. A lot of them have sugar
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: in it. Because let me so much some sugar an
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: you might as well enjoy.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Ice cream.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: I mean ice cream, bagel, ice cream and eggs.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and we ain't really bagel people, so I don't
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 8: know why we even in this.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: But we are ice cream people though that we are.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we bought it toast people.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you toaster. He ain't never put a bagel on
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: your toast.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 8: I ain't got no to I don't know what my
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: favorite homemade biscuits.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather ski down a snowcapped mountain or surf
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: in the Pacific Ocean? Ski down a snowcap.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Down a mirth set down that mountain.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 12: We didn't tell you about this water shirt, No, no, maybe.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Change your mind because you're you're on a snow capped mountain.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: On that mountain, Yeah, I'm gonna I can fall and
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: recover that falling in that water.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: That's drowning sharp too much?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather have three eyes or three hands?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Three hands, I'm gonna need that. Three heads.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: I ain't gonna have nobody staring at me all day
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: because I'm definitely gonna be looking back with their mother eyes.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I've had them.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: Three hands, I'm gonna put one on them in my pocket.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: Three eyes, Yeah, we're not gonna have them three eyes
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: sitting up in here. Man, that's just crazy. You ain't
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 8: gonna be getting no play after that.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: What's wrong in the glasses?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: I got to get with these three eyes? That's just
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: too much?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Would you rather have sex continuously for one
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: hour or always get it done in two minutes?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: I'm doing that.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, continuously continuously, non stop.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, ain't no breather, ain't no hold up a.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Minute, continuously for one hour. Always get it done in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: One in four.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 12: I was cold with that hour, and today two minutes,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 12: two minutes. Get me gone on by my bell. I'm
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 12: not gonna worry you like that. I'm not gonna We're
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 12: not gonna do it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: You ain't got that kind of time. No, man, we
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: get this done in a commercial. Back to watch.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm telling you.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 9: Too much to do. I got too much to do, Harvey.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm the one hour dude.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't got the time continuously.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 8: I mean two minutes ain't gonna work.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: You gotta you get now. You got somebody aggravated with
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 8: your confidence.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 12: No, you just rolled down. You know it's thirty minutes,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 12: and yeah, yeah, I know.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: But see it's the way that you can you can
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 8: pace yourself, see y'all, don't y'all young. See maybe you
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: don't know. You ain't just you ain't got to have
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 8: the same motion for hours.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: Why are you getting that though? You know what I'm saying,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: the things you could be doing.
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  Speaker 18: You can work it now, yeah, se win slow wint.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: Looking at the I'm standing looking at the clock. I'll
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: be stayed out, but easy.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, come ahead, our last break of the day. Quiet,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back to close out the show with some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: We are, guys, our last break of the day. Thank
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  Speaker 8: I want you all to think of words because I
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: don't want to give away any of.
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  Speaker 2: Words that describe are going through something. I want you
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: to think of.
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  Speaker 8: Words that describe going through something or something.
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  Speaker 2: You've had to overcome.
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  Speaker 8: As you give them to me, I want to show
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 8: you what those words have taught me. I don't know
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 8: how this is gonna go because we've never done this before.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, just an exercise.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: But that's what it is. I give an example.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: I often found myself ended up as I've gotten older,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 8: of taking all the bitter moments and turning it into
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 8: sweet moments, of taking all my lemons and making lemonade.
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  Speaker 8: Because out of all of my hardships that I've had,
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  Speaker 8: what those hardships did was It's solidified my relationship with God.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: It forced me to understand more fully what I was
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: capable of. It made me understand what those scriptures were
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: really saying, and it taught me the power of prayer.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 8: So hardship really changed my relationship with God. So as
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  Speaker 8: the team presents me these words that presented challenges are
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: difficult to them, I would try to put it into
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 8: words that have changed my life. Junior, you want to start.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, what's the words strong willed?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 8: Strong willed? I had to become strong willed because of
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: weak moments. You know, there are weak moments that come
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 8: in your life where it's going to test you in
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: the form of temptation, and you're gonna have some weak moments.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 8: But when you had those weak moments, it's practiced for
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: you to develop a stronger will. You've got to develop
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 8: a strong will to overcome temptation. That everybody has temptation
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 8: and everybody not gonna You're not gonna win the temptation
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: battle all day, all the time. You're just not gonna
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: do it. You're human. But it taught me a lot
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: about strong will in my weak moments. Anybody, Yeah, that's
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: a good one.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Hello, fear, fear, fear, fear, Oh well, fear. We've often
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: talked about this.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: Fear has produced more bravery for me than anything because
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: every time I've mustered up the courage to face my fear,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: it made me more brave. You know, if you're a
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: fear fearful person or a brave person, that's the direct opposite.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: But you need to fear to bring out the bravery
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 8: in you. See, if you're not presented with the things
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: you're afraid of, you don't know what to be brave towards.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: You follow what I'm saying.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 8: I needed to have fearful moments because God needed to
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: show me just how brave I really was. By turning
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 8: around and facing those fears, it made me understand how
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: brave I actually was. See every descending moment, every at
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: verse moment in your life that has an opposite to it,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: you got to find it. But you become more brave
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 8: when you face more fears. It's nothing wrong with being afraid.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: What cripples you is when you don't address the fear
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: when you run from it, But when you turn around
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 8: and face it, you find out that what you you
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: were afraid of, wasn't as big as you thought it was.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: That fear has caused me to discover the bravery in me.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: You better come on, Steve.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Hard Let me say mountain, Steve, mountain.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, this is a good one for me, This is easy.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 8: I often have to thank God for all the mountains
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 8: I've had to climb, because in climbing the mountain, it
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 8: gave me the strength and the wisdom. I understand that
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 8: with Christ, all things as possible. That they ain't a
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 8: mountain too high that he can't get me over, That
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: ain't an ocean too deep that he can't swim me through.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: That mountain.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: When I'm climbing mountains, it allows me to understand the
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: real power of God, because sometimes you standing there looking
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: at that mountain and it just seems so impossible, But
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 8: you got to start to climb. And every time I
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 8: started to climb and I've reached the top of one
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 8: of the mountains, all I could do was say, thank
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 8: you God forgiving me the strength to hang in there
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 8: or reach the top of his mountain.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Now to ask some valleys too, Now, oh yeah.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 8: But you don't get to get you don't You don't
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 8: get to the mountaintop without going down in the valley.
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  Speaker 2: See what you can't have one without the other. That
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  Speaker 2: was very good. I appreciate that, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: You know, that's some of the things that I've learned
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  Speaker 8: in my life from adversity. Everything that looks like a
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  Speaker 8: bad moment, if you look at it the right way.
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  Speaker 8: Like I've always said, behind every moment of adversity, there's
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  Speaker 8: a lesson and a blessing. And I thank God that
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  Speaker 8: I've learned from all my adversity, all the mountains, all
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  Speaker 8: the fear, all of the moments where I needed bravery,
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  Speaker 8: all the times I needed to have that strong will.
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  Speaker 8: He just kept showing up for me. I just asked
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  Speaker 8: the Lord, shose up for you. It's just we ain't
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  Speaker 8: always there for him.
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  Speaker 2: Don't forget talking to God. He loved to hear from you.
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