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Steve Birthday Party, Football Talk, Erykah Badu, Comedy Roulette, NFL Honors, Presidential Race 2020, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: like a milking buck things. And it's not doing me
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  Speaker 1: true good it Steve Hart to move together for Steley,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining you doing me. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: hurt you. You gotta turn to turn them out, turn
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out. Then turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on, your baby, got it? I
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  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: voice I said, come on now, I dig me the
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really honest with you this morning. I
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  Speaker 1: really don't know what to say. I really don't. I
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  Speaker 1: was sitting here and I was thinking what do I
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  Speaker 1: say today? I do know that I want to be encouraging,
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  Speaker 1: uplifting and inspirational in some way to affect somebody today. Oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: these conversations that I have in the mornings, they're designed
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  Speaker 1: with me because I needed myself, y'all, to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you. I mean, you know who makes the comedian laugh?
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  Speaker 1: I used to say all the time. And even though
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  Speaker 1: what we talk about in the morning is not a
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  Speaker 1: laughing matter. It kind of like is it's who I
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  Speaker 1: am today. You know, I need motivation in my life
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  Speaker 1: sometimes myself. I think when I get in moments like this,
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  Speaker 1: I often resort back to the same thing over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over. And when I find myself in certain predicaments,
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  Speaker 1: I can always fall back on the same thing over
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  Speaker 1: and over. So while I'm sitting here trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what to say to you, the one thing that
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  Speaker 1: I did do this morning that I find to be
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  Speaker 1: very consistent in me is that I find myself grateful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever grateful for the things that God has done
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  Speaker 1: for me. I may not always know what to say,
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  Speaker 1: but I know how to say thank you, I do.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to remember and reflect back on where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I know how to realize where all
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  Speaker 1: my blessings come from. I'm very very conscious of my
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  Speaker 1: journey that I've been on, though, the one that was
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  Speaker 1: from then until now, that journey right there is it's been.
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  Speaker 1: It's been. It's been. It's been difficult, man, it really
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  Speaker 1: really has. I ain't gonna lie to you, um me,
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  Speaker 1: becoming successful was very difficult. But as hard as this
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  Speaker 1: is to say, I really really mean this. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: change nothing about the trip I've been on number one,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't change anything about it. So I never
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  Speaker 1: lived my life in regret. But the main thing is
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  Speaker 1: was I discovered along the way now not doing the
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  Speaker 1: process when you're going through rough moments that you can't
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  Speaker 1: hardly see the good in it at the time. It's
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  Speaker 1: just rough for you and it seems unexplainable, and oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was unfair. But as I am now,
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  Speaker 1: I needed every single thing that happened to me, that
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  Speaker 1: happened to me to happen to me. I hope that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense to you. I needed everything to happen in
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  Speaker 1: the exact order and the exact way that it happened
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  Speaker 1: in order for me to be the person that I've become.
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  Speaker 1: And that right there, man, that right there alone, it
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  Speaker 1: is just very comforting to me. Issue Jake's told me
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  Speaker 1: one time, he said, the closer you get to God,
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  Speaker 1: the more friendly you all become, the more He will
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  Speaker 1: reveal to you or the how it comes and the
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  Speaker 1: what fays of a lot of things has happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: Because a lot of times what troubles us is we
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  Speaker 1: just can't understand why we lost that love one back then.
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  Speaker 1: We just can't understand why we didn't get what we
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  Speaker 1: wanted back then. We just don't understand how come our
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  Speaker 1: plan didn't work out and we had to fail so
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  Speaker 1: miserably back then. We don't understand the answers to these things. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the closer I've gotten to God, the more those explanations
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  Speaker 1: have become crystal clear to me. And See, the one
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  Speaker 1: thing that I came to the realization everybody is that
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  Speaker 1: the things that was happening to me, they wasn't really
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  Speaker 1: all bad. They really wasn't that they didn't taste good.
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  Speaker 1: When it was happening, I didn't enjoy what I was
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  Speaker 1: going through. But as I look back on them and
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  Speaker 1: reflect now, it wasn't all bad. Some of those things
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  Speaker 1: was so necessary for me to get the information because say,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I'm kind of hard
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  Speaker 1: headed and stubborn. I said, I don't know about you,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn. I kind
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  Speaker 1: of like to think that I know something about some
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  Speaker 1: things every now and then, and the things I am
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  Speaker 1: convinced about I don't really really care for people trying
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  Speaker 1: to talk me off mine So I can be stubborn
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  Speaker 1: and hard headed. Sometimes God knows that about me. So
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  Speaker 1: I think to get some of the messages crystal clear
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  Speaker 1: through the me that I needed to learn. That was
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  Speaker 1: this process I had to go through. That process was
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  Speaker 1: my journey, It was my trip, It was my woa,
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  Speaker 1: my pain. Say, everybody got them different, It don't matter
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got a trial, everybody got some tribulation, everybody got
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  Speaker 1: some challenge. I don't care who you are, dud, it's
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  Speaker 1: quit looking at me thinking that I got it going
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  Speaker 1: on so tough man if Steve, Yeah, it's easy for
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  Speaker 1: you to say that, but you ain't here. You don't know. Wow, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: if you would stop hanging yourself up on your pass,
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  Speaker 1: worrying about your woes and your troubles and the situation
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  Speaker 1: you're in, and start praying and start asking God to
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  Speaker 1: get you through it. See a lot of times you
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  Speaker 1: messed it. You messed a message up yourself, because when
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  Speaker 1: you're going through some stuff, you ask God to remove
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  Speaker 1: it and take it away. That ain't the lesson. You
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  Speaker 1: got to learn your lesson. Sometimes it's it's gotta be
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  Speaker 1: how to be strong, how to see it through, how
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  Speaker 1: to bear under it, how to carry that weight long
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  Speaker 1: distances for long periods of time. That's how you get strong.
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  Speaker 1: The lesson is to make you stronger. But to make
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  Speaker 1: you stronger, you got to carry the weight. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get stronger. You're gonna go to gym or you're on
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  Speaker 1: do something at your house to lift your own body weight. See,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people can't even do push ups. Then
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  Speaker 1: they can't get down, and then the course of a day,
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  Speaker 1: give you a hundred push ups because they ain't. They ain't,
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  Speaker 1: they ain't never try to daybody. They get to twenty
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  Speaker 1: and that shake it so bad they stop. That's too
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  Speaker 1: much for me. Well, let me tell you something. So
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  Speaker 1: I learned to quit praying to take stuff away. My
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  Speaker 1: prayer became to give me the strength to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that
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  Speaker 1: you do in the course of the day. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know. I just know I can because I know
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  Speaker 1: God don't put more on you than you can back.
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  Speaker 1: So when you ask me how you do all of
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  Speaker 1: what you do in the course of the day, I
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  Speaker 1: got God all things are possible through him. That strengthens me.
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  Speaker 1: He strengthens me. See all them times I was working
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  Speaker 1: and living in a con struggling and people booing, and
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  Speaker 1: people telling me I won't gonna mount to nothing, and
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  Speaker 1: standing on that stage for hours and hours and just
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  Speaker 1: going through it and going through it and living my
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  Speaker 1: life all in misery and misery is so now Now,
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  Speaker 1: when God got what he got from me, I can
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  Speaker 1: stand here and do it all. Yeah, I'm up early
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Yes, So what what do sleep get you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Sleep don't nothing. Come to a purpose that loves sleep,
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  Speaker 1: But poverty set upon you like a thief in the night. Man.
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  Speaker 1: So now I ain't got no time for sleep. I
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  Speaker 1: want to get up and live, live my life and
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  Speaker 1: love my life. Man, come home. Man, God is good.
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  Speaker 1: He'll get you through whatever it is you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: So when you're tripping in you don't know what to say,
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  Speaker 1: reflect and be grateful for all you reflect on. Think
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  Speaker 1: about God's goodness and watch what he do for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's the cold part. Okay, you're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Now I have your attention. Please, this is the Steve
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  Speaker 1: HARKing Morning Show. I'm mean it's Steve made no mistake
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  Speaker 1: about it, and so all this properness that you thought
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  Speaker 1: you was about to hear ain't going to happen. So
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  Speaker 1: let's begin this show. Let's try to get it off
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  Speaker 1: to us. Rousing start, ladies and gentlemen. Here we are
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  Speaker 1: surely Strawberry. Hello, Steve. I know that hurts you, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but this you're gonna be all right? Callin Forrell.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve. What's up? Crew one and only Junior
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  Speaker 1: Morning Clubbus not Carolina, Thank y'all. And Jeffer Brown, thank
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  Speaker 1: you Steve for the party, the food you timm it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. That's my uncle. Y'all. Okay, case y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: know it, case y'all for God and that right there
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  Speaker 1: be Well everybody, good, y'all have a good weekend. No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had no good weekend. But New England cheated
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  Speaker 1: and the referee need to be thom for real, dog man,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen a worse weekends in all of sports
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  Speaker 1: that actually impacted the outcome. Neither one of the teams
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  Speaker 1: that's in the Super Bowl. Technically i'm talking about dog
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  Speaker 1: should not be in the Super Bowl. Yes man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad that I'm gonna have a body. The Rams really
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  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to be that they had a pass in
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  Speaker 1: the fish call on them. That was so obvious. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: it was helmet to helmet, its head to head. It's
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  Speaker 1: two funnies on one plate. And they didn't call neither one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't see it, they saw it. Who the
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  Speaker 1: hell ain't see, but surely they made up. They made up. Shirley, Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: The ball only goes to one place at the time.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have a ball. If the ball is in
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  Speaker 1: the air, everybody got time to turn around. Everybody in
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  Speaker 1: the stadium follows the ball. So when the referees that
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  Speaker 1: ball is in the air, you got time to find
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  Speaker 1: this ball. And when you see a dude smack his
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  Speaker 1: head into the other receiver without ever turning around, and
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  Speaker 1: then here comes the ball after that and the dude
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  Speaker 1: go crashing on the ground, you figure, okay, cool, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Let's gonna get this into the bow. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: saw that. I saw, I was on the plane. It
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  Speaker 1: was worst, worse, horrible. So it should be in Kansas
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  Speaker 1: City and the same, yes, technically, wait, but seriously, especially
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  Speaker 1: the Saints. Okay, oh, my god, if you have the
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  Speaker 1: Saints party, the last drive New England had every every
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  Speaker 1: penalty went to break. That penalty for roughing the person
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  Speaker 1: was not oh Man bro. That gave him a first donal.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, coming up at thirty two after, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about we talked about a lot off
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  Speaker 1: the air Steve's birthday party about and we could talk
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  Speaker 1: more about sports. Two of you guys want to uh,
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up right after this. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday we did a special tribute to MLK. That was
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  Speaker 1: our special show yesterday, So we didn't really get a
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  Speaker 1: chance to talk about your birthday party over the weekend, Stephen.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously you guys didn't talk about football either, so your
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  Speaker 1: party was great. We had such a one. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: make it. Y'all got to tell me what Big Dog did.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't We didn't go. So let me tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: When you when you have the ability to heat up outside, yes,
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  Speaker 1: the whole time Los Angeles neighborhood, I mean completely heated
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  Speaker 1: for the entire city of Los Angeles. That's let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me tell you something. Cannot go
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  Speaker 1: invite you. He ain't doing the thing. He's doing it right?
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  Speaker 1: When does he not do? He always go do it? Oh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everybody had their own du Yeah yeah. So so y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got to give me food. You know I'm a
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  Speaker 1: food he so, y'all gotta tell me the food. The
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  Speaker 1: food was great. They had crab cakes on little brioche buns.
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  Speaker 1: They had oh wait a minute, wait a minute. And
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  Speaker 1: it's not like you know, you had to like, um,
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  Speaker 1: go down the buffet or anything like that. No, you
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  Speaker 1: just sat down and ordered from the what menu? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: At your house? Me? Excuse me? Yes, you had you
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  Speaker 1: had a menu menu at your house. When you come
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  Speaker 1: to mar it's a buffet. Whatever you see in the
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  Speaker 1: shape for dishes. You when you gotta get whatever in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen, you just sit down, order order what you
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  Speaker 1: want off the menu and the menu do you go
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  Speaker 1: up and get it? What? When they have so many
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  Speaker 1: beautiful servers all you had to do. You didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to do anything. When your drinks have full, you turn
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  Speaker 1: around full again? Bamamuse what? Okay? Excuse go ahead? This
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  Speaker 1: party at a house or a hall. No, we don't know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't go nowhere from all we
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  Speaker 1: said at the table. We didn't roam around. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: outside all we know it was outside. Wait, hold up, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we got we got this. Hold we we didn't see
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  Speaker 1: any houses around. Okay, if this was in a house
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  Speaker 1: all when you park your cart, there's a golf cart
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  Speaker 1: that takes you all the way up to the house. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: as long as wall. Yeah, oh my god, we hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on now, you just can't drive up to the
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  Speaker 1: house in the golf cart. You have to stop at
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  Speaker 1: this enormous game. This is like the wall in Game
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  Speaker 1: of Thrones. The Wall and you got to go up
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  Speaker 1: to the wall and they have to now to you.
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  Speaker 1: You just do They say winter is coming now. But
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  Speaker 1: then you have to give him your name. I had
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  Speaker 1: to give him my ID, my passport, a blood sample
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  Speaker 1: body to get in, get in. You know what? The
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  Speaker 1: crazy part of this when you think, you like, every
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  Speaker 1: time he do something, I got him at a number
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  Speaker 1: right in my mind, I think he's this rich. Now
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  Speaker 1: he does this, Now I gotta add ten more me
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  Speaker 1: so fabulous skating ring with the disco over the ring, yes, wait,
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  Speaker 1: the regular party. Hold hold a disco skating rink? What
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  Speaker 1: what how many people were skating at one time? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that was crowded. So he had skates for everybody? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: how he know what side they made the skates right
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  Speaker 1: there before you. You know they made him. But they
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  Speaker 1: put like a shoe together. Well they you turn your
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  Speaker 1: back him and they would make good. We missed everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was fabulous. You guys missed it. What how did
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  Speaker 1: he have a disco ball aver the skate outside? How
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  Speaker 1: do you have a disco ball? State? We ken hanging
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  Speaker 1: in the air with a drone? The drone was yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he got a drone. Stayed in place. You got a
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  Speaker 1: drone and disco It was so fabulous. It was now
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  Speaker 1: an let's let's stop. Let's stop for min Let's hear
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  Speaker 1: from rich ass. Right now, let's just hear from him
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  Speaker 1: finished his story, rich ass, Come on, tell us what's happen?
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  Speaker 1: Never coming to uther. This is all of your house, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: It was so beautiful though. We had such a good time.
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  Speaker 1: People over to the house. Y'all come on, having nice time. Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. You could walk up there and get
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  Speaker 1: your food. You didn't have to sit down if you
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  Speaker 1: want to. You had an option. Well, well, he had
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  Speaker 1: you had the Yeah, we had minutes time because you
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  Speaker 1: had to go, or you could walk up to the
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  Speaker 1: place in order you could stand in what places we're
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  Speaker 1: on your property? What plays nice as it was? You
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  Speaker 1: knew when it was time to go. Oh, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know how he could to turn it lights off?
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  Speaker 1: I know how to skate? Was fun. Jay skated Monica.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley didn't skate. Monica smoked cigars in the backyard. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: gotten mad and gotten mad because we didn't have teetos.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: The man looked at her. She said, y'all ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no decent man. We had got kettle one. We have
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  Speaker 1: kettle on, we have great goose, we have several others.
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  Speaker 1: We have some Russian vodkas. We have a large black.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got no teetos. That man was so confused.
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  Speaker 1: You had to have teetos though, you got pined apple juice,
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  Speaker 1: so we have it fresh. Y'all ain't got it in
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  Speaker 1: the can just looking at Yeah, but it was really
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  Speaker 1: it was real and Steve was happy, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what brought me birthday gifts? What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta hit this week, come back, all right, coming
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  Speaker 1: up next part two or is this part three Part three? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so big of Steve's birthday party right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Guys and Entertainment news Erica bad Uh is clarifying the
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  Speaker 1: backlash she received over her r Kelly comments, Russell Wilson's
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: response to Sierra's ex and baby dadd a future that's
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  Speaker 1: coming up, as well as in national news. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk football uh some more. Super Bowl fifty three
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  Speaker 1: is set, plus Democratic leader Kamala Harris is running for
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  Speaker 1: president in twenty twenty. Yeah, right, now, let's get back
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  Speaker 1: to Steve's birthday. Yeah, it was really nice, Steven. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you again for so for those that missed Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: had your birthday party Friday. I couldn't come. I had
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  Speaker 1: Tish to sleepover with the girls all Jack and Tommy
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  Speaker 1: had family duties. I didn't get to make it. Junior
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  Speaker 1: was working in Comia. So now we left off with
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  Speaker 1: how dope the party was. Continue The food was yes, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the music was grazybody. There was one period of the
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  Speaker 1: party where somebody I don't know who did it, put
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  Speaker 1: some rap on hell not at my party. Something not
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  Speaker 1: that night he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, but not not
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  Speaker 1: at my party. You know, I got kids, and I
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  Speaker 1: got some rap out, like I like jay Z's new one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I love all eyes on me. I like
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  Speaker 1: ice Q Death certificately. You know, I ain't nothing new.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't well you know said that's the one I
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: listened to. You, I know the words shit them when
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the rap came on that and then started off that
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: who in the hell put a wrap on at my party? Dog?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: We do a maze. We do it, you know, we
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: out that roller skating Vaughn Mason bounce, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, skate y, Yeah yeah, that's what we're doing. Okay.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And I went out there have to teach my sons
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: how to do the crossover on the skates, and I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: had Now, I just showed him how to do it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I can't take that chance, Tommy. Yeah, the last time
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I skated, I was one hundred pounds lighter and an
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: inch shorter. I'm an inch taller and a hundred more
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: pounds going down from this house. It didn't look good
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: to me. Let me tell you something, talk about it
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: on stage. We in our third quarter. I can't mess
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: up my four quarter in my third quarter. Now I can't.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I can't do it, dog, I said there. It was
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: nice and everybody can't wear a nice time of girls
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: bought me wonderful gifts. I can't tell you what Shirley
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: bought me because her husband gonna leave her. Yeah, I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: know get here, I know that out stuff sto. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: just want to say thank you, nest Tho, man, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: ain't know you care that deeper, biggest fan. Hell no,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I got that. Then Monica gave me a nice gift.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Monica gave me something with big pimping on it, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'll work, well, you know, Monica's gifts is gonna be
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: thoughtful and you know some something that you can use.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Shearley gonna go mold, you know, extravaganza. But you know
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna they're gonna get equal used because I've already
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: decided what Sharley's gonna be for. Monica's gonna be everyday used.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: So you know they thought about the girls. Can't tell
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you that though, you Let me just tell you that
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it was Louis Viton. I'll tell you that real nice,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: nice box. Everything. Monica's gift was really nice and thoughtful.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'll be using that. I gotta go set it out,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: some kind of man. They decorated it nice. They came in,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: had a little Christian loubtin, red bottoms on, came in
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: there sitting up, you know, asking brand new, but just
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: mad as hell. Was no tee though. But the bartender
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: could not understand. He said, uh, she walked away. He said, yeah,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: she walked away and said, uh, she's serious. She got
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: t Yeah. Did you hear him saying bartender, though, they'll
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: miss it? No, no, no, no no, from the writer. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: know it's people in black white all over the property.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You did, trust me. I know that. What I get
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: from the writers, Junior, it's in your office. You take that, okay,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: No we put on that much put Oh okay, well
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen it. Ain't gonna get that to today. Yeah,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'll go back, you know, I go in there this morning. Yeah,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: thank you appreciate it. But you know the part it
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: was nice, man, glad y'all came through was out side.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Tommy wasn't inside. So let's just go keep that clear
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like that. So the weather man said one degree he changed.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: We didn't feel that at that party. Let me ask
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you this. When they come in your house. When they
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: come to the party, do they come through the house
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: or do they go around back where the party is?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: How does they work through the house? Through through the house.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying, I'm been in the house, had it,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: they've been around back. Well, you know, I got restrooms
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: outside everything. You can't go in. But it's the house.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: It's not like I mean, I got it, I got it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Let me just say that you can fit the chateau inside.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you say that, Okay, okay, sure, what you ain't
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: gonna do? Bless me, you weren't trying to get a visual.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Gave you a visual. Okay, Now let's move on. And
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: you ain't never bought me nothing. We you and I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: would discuss that later. And for those that don't know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the chateau is the name of Tommy's house. That's what
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: we call. Well it was until that. Well that's what
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: be on off the invitation. Don't be at the Miles Shatau.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Don't be at the Miles home. Yeah, that's when I
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know it. That when I found out when I
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: got the invitation to the shataul, Yes, because it's not
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, they don't put on that welcome
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to the Miles home or welcome home with the Miles,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Shatau. That's the gate everything sat Oh
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you know what it was? Anything wrong but right? He said,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: your invitation. You gotta pull a ribbon. Yeah off the invitation.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Oh the schateau baller now, oh yeah it is and
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: you can don't fix it up? Now, No dogged me out.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying, I didn't say anything about the chateau.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: All you were asking me about. You were just saying
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the n forget You always forget what you said. Jay
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: said that about the ska K. But you can you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: always forget what you stop saying inside the saun. You
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: not just saying no, no, no, I said the chateau.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That's nobody. Nobody quote man, you're trying to quote me,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up, coming up, coming up at the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Entertainment news, Eric about Too is
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: clarifying her. R Kelly comments, you're listening to the Steve
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Coming up in twenty minutes, We're going to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: talk about the big game. Super Bowl fifty three is set.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: It will be the La Rams versus the New England Patriots.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Watch Jason, I ain't watching wait the football party? Right, Okay, man,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: this this is really man. The two teams that are
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in the Super Bowl Basketball are not
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: in it. Wow, I'm telling you man. The Saints is
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in the super Bowl. It's nowhere around
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: that blatant of a call that ends the game. That
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: ends the game, man, right, the game is over. Call
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that happened. And you know what I'll be. I gotta
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. I'm not mad at LA. They
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. It's ok. It's it's it's the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: refs man, it's no LA. Hey, man, you gotta respect
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: the call. LA played football. They can't be mad. They
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: played football. They didn't break no rules. They did everything.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So they're going. But let me tell you something, man,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: that they got to change the rules. Man, you can't
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: in the last two minutes and then the game on
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the line. And then I'll tell you something else. They
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: got to change the way they do over time because
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: when the when New England one, the toss went down
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to score Kansas City, don't even get detestable. They don't
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: get a chance. And do you know in college, in
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: college on you get a chance. Everybody get a chance.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Everybody gets a chance. We got this wrong on so
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: many levels. So like Dion Sanders made a great point
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: today on TV, Dean said he doesn't understand so a
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: coin toss, which ain't got nothing to do with football,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: determines the outcome of the team that goes to the
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Of course you can say heads yeah, and
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you get to go down first and score and the
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: other team ain't got no say so they can't come
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: back and trying to tie up, and it's tied. We
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: are in over time because we are tied. Brows all right,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Steve so Um. In Entertainment News, Erica Badu and we
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: all love us some. Erica Badu. Well, Erica Badu is
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: found herself on the wrong side of the Art Kelly controversy.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: During her show and Higo, she paused to Um, just
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: ask the audience to say a prayer for our Kelly,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and she acknowledged. She said, I hope arcis the light
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: of day if he's done all those things we've seen
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: on TV. Erica got some booze booze from the crowd,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and some people didn't appreciate her compassionate approach and started
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: shouting through him through him through him. Erica knew she
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: was opening herself up for criticism, but she said, I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: just want peace and love for everyone, healing for everyone.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Well, look and Kaba, do say pray for him?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Come on now, she said. And if he's guilty of
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: all those things, he do need praying that that that's
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: without a doubt. R Kelly needs prayer. So where is so?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're mad at her for saying that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: She just won't peace and love and light You know
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that's a lighting candle and drinking tea and stuff on stage.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Y'all know what y'all gonna get what y'all go see?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Erica him, No, hell no, I've been watching to do
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: it since she was at my damn comedy clip. That's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: how Eric. Yeah, it's sense little humming and all this.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Hell you know, your eyes in the back of her head. Yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that girl though he can say anything because she's okay.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: She meant no harm by the statement. She was in
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: his hometown and see and then, but do you know
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: how many people look man? The other weekend was his birthday.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: He went around all these club performing. It was women
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: in the crowd holland take me hostage. This really happened
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: in Chicago. They were screaming, take me hostage. So you
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: got people on both sides of the coin. What Erica
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: said was pray for all he needed proud. Yeah that's right, man, Damn,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing thing, you know. See the thing
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: about it nowadays, if you don't agree with everything, everybody
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: else say, oh, they're gonna come for you, man, right,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: They're gonna come for you, And it gives you no
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: leeway to have an opinion or be yourself anymore. You
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: have to agree with everything. You gotta agree with Peter,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: You got to agree with every rights group. You gotta,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta, you gotta denounce this. You gotta
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: disown that person. They can't come for people now man. Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, and right, you're absolutely right. So she
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: knew she was opening herself up with criticism. But like
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you said, she just said, I want peace of love
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: for everyone and healing for everyone and that and that
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: that's the girls encrued opinion. Yeah, any girls need healing
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: in prayer? To you need praying? Yeah, you're so right, Absolutely,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: you're so right. He really got some prayer involved in
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: this earlier. This might have could have been a party. Yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: start with prayer. I know you ain't trying to be
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a Christian. Yeah. Hey, we'll be right back after that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, guys, you've been talking
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: about it all morning, crazy crazy, crazy super Bowl fifty three.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Hunt you guys, don't it should be Kansas City in
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the Saints. But instead, No, we shouldn't have a super Bowl.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: We shouldn't even do it. We shouldn't even do it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't even want to see
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the game I might have. I'm gonna throw a party
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that's a non super Bowl party on that Sunday. When
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: you come to my place. Ain't no TVs on? Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it's when you're go to my house. Ain't no TV's on.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: We just kicking it. We have a party. Well if
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: they come out at the same time New Tacos come out. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I never said the service was I don't even man No, man,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it really was, man all because none of the players cheated.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's bad. The referee horrible. Hey man, let me tell
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you something. They gave this boy for the Patriots to catch.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: When I'm telling you it wasn't a catch. If the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: nose of that ball hits the ground. Chris Hogan's come on, man,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: any other time they would have called that. I don't
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: think they need to make up their mind about these catches.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Then when he when they had that that that kickoff
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: punt or whatever it was, and they say it didn't
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: touch it, you anxiously talk. You gotta have conclusive evidence
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to overturn the ruling on the field. That's what I
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: didn't understand is that you you didn't go with with
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the ruling on the field and a lot of angles
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you saw it looked like his thumb. Man. So let
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question, guys, the credibility of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: game itself for the NFL with what the referees did
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: this past weekend, it's a problem. Huh, Yes it is.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Let me explain it. If players don't perform, they get cut.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: If coaches don't perform, they get cut. When referees do
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: something like this in a game of this magnitude, they
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: have to be out of work. You cannot do what
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you did in something that's so blatantly obvious. Well, how
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: is it that the blatant how is it that they
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: can't that they did it and got away with it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't do their job. The job and there's no
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: rule in place for reviewing a non call. Ok So
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: they just didn't make a call. You can't question. But
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I think that's where we need to make the adjus. Yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that's gonna have to be an adjustment, all right, Right,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: these guys are mad. Okay, a pun coming up in
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour. We're gonna let you guys
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: get it out. Okay, talk more about it if you like. Well,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: back to your sports talk. So the referee, the officials
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: did not call the play. The worst, the most blatant
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: one was La Rams against the New Orleans sakes that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: that was the most unbelievable no call in the history
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: of football games I've watched that had such a profound
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a game during the regular season. What you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: got time to make up. This was a chance. Who's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: going to the super Bowl? And you should not go
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to the super Bowl based on that incompetence of a
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: referee when we got all this technology out here. I mean, man,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: first of all, he didn't turn around for the play.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's that's you know what do they call that first round?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: It's more crabbing and all like, no, it's another face guarding. Okay,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: he got him for face guarding. He got him for
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: passing the fish. And he could have got him for
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: helmet to helmet. Yes, they could have got him for anything.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: And how they missed all of that. You didn't see that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: The dude never turn around and the ball was in that.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: How you ain't see that? And you know, you know what,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: we get this first down and guess what game we're
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: gonna start running this clock out Now it's over. He
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: can kneel three times. Yes, you don't get this back.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: He can kneel. He can kneel three times. That was
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: the worst of ever seen, not in New England. The
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: rough in the pass against Kansas City when he didn't
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: even touch Brady face mask. Man, look, man, they could
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: have reviewed that and went, okay, my bad. I was
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: behind now the referee was behind him. So it looked
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: like he chopped down on his head right, But when
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you saw the shot in the front, he hit him
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: dead on the back and looked at it and at it.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: That's the thing I noticed about football that the minute
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: you touch Brady yes, Tom Brady the most with the
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: now listen to me, Tom Brady with a small seat,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: with a small seat, listened to me. It's the Christ
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: of football. Yeah, you can't do that him. I don't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: get it. I mean that now is the boy wanted
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the greatest. Yes he is. He's very boy. Ball He balled,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: he balled. Man, he the dude you want to have
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: at the last game, and he did his y'all. It
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: wasn't his fault though, know that they called that penalty
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and and his old friend Donald Trump tweeted him a
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: congratulation then, and you know what, let's let's back up.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Brady already said they ain't friends. He already clarified that
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: he picks that a minute a while back. Huh, you
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: don't know he been walked away from Trump. So Trump
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: trying to get back your friends in. Well, you can't
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: be in the locker room with all the black people,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: that's what you So do you guys think? You know?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: The question came up, should Roger Goodell? Should the NFL
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: commissioner do a duover game for the end? I think
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: the Saints. I think the Saints should have been a
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: due over something I don't know if it's a game
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: or quarter, something should have changed with that changed the game.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: But you know what they're not going to But you can't.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: You can't make up something at rule a new rule
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: at the end of the game. Ain't no duovers. Do
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you think maybe a coach has h you know, they're
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: able to throw in the red flash challenge flash challenge.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Can we let's say a ref doesn't call something because
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: he doesn't see it. Maybe a coach has the ability
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to throw in something and say, hey, you missed, you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: missed this. Get into the last two minutes of a game.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Everything gets all plays down field plays, not holding at
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the line and all that. You gotta get that, but
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: all down flee or holding that that can be determining
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: factor of a game, can be reviewable in the booth.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: And if that was a file that was missed and
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: can be assessed a right Steve, thank you. Up next,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: it is a nephew switching gears with the prank phone
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: call for today. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: About four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: for today's subjects. Ain't nothing holy about his behavior. Nothing
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: holy about his behavior. Yeah, but right now it is
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: the nephew. He's here with today's prank phone call. What
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: she got? Now, surely I don't know what I did
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: last week Friday. Oh my god, adult daycare. O. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: have gotten texts, tweets, yes, post, yes, do you name it.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: This is the lady that got me. I got I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: went for her, but at the latter part of it,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: she actually got me. This is go ahead, call my
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: best friend. She called me, hollering, saying this is my
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: favorite prank call from the deput from now. Oh my god, man,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you ain't heard it. He is adult daycare. Hello, Hello,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach miss Sharon's leave. Yes, this is Sharon,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Miss Sharon is. My name is Evan. I'm giving you
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: a call from adult Daycare. Okay, because daycare. My name
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is Evan, and I got your number and all your
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: information here on file. Um, it looks like you're gonna
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: be joining us starting on Monday. So we're excited to
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: have you, and I want to just give you a
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: call and kind of give you the lay of the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: land of what we have here and how how much
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: fun you're gonna have being here most of the day
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: with us. So for my my understanding is you're gonna
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: be here probably the majority of this year. What are
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: you talking? What are you talking about? Being there? Where?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Here at the adult daycare? Adult daycare? Where where's that?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: What are you talking? Okay? Is Evan? My name? My
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And your daughter is Diane. Diane,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that's what going you know my daughters? Yes, well, she's
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the one that has You're signed up, you're gonna be
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: at the adult daycare. So I'm assuming she's gonna be
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: dropping you off every morning. And I tell you talking
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: about Evan Evan, Hang on a second, all right, First
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: of all, I don't know who you are. You don't
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: know who I am. I don't know how the you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: know who my daughter is? But this is this is
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: really uh inappropriate and weird and what are you trying
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to get? What do you what do you want? Do
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you want money to me? Or you like a solicitor? No? No, no, no, ma'am,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: No no no, not at I'm as Sharon, I'm your
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: daughter has signed you up to be here at the
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: adult daycare during the day, so he's going to I
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. There's no way she
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: would do that adult day here. What do I need
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to don't thay care for? So? What? Well, evidently are
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you home alone most of the time during the day.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Who cares if I'm home alone? Who? Why are you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: asking me that you're trying to break into my house? No, man,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, miss Sharon. Okay, I'm hooked up to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: that uh nine one month stuff. Than like, I could
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: just do a panicle right now and they'll trace this
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: call and they will come to you and arrest you
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: because you're harassing me. No, no, no, no, okay, miss Sharon,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not harassing you. Your daughter Diane came in and
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: signed up. Yes, she signed you up for you to
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: go to this daycare Monday to Friday. Why, she's at work,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: so she's going to be dropping you off and then
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: she'll pick you up in the evenings on her way
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: home from work. I don't know where you got that from.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know who told you that. Yeah, you got
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: my daughter's name. And this is really freaking me out.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You know, a little bit over here, Ivan, because I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: don't know why you know my name. He's on my
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: daughter's name. This is like the only reason I name
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: miss miss Sharon is because she came in and gave
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: all the information and she has paid for you to
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: come to the adult day chair on a daily Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I hear what. You sound like a nice guy, you
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, you're smooth, you got a
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: nice voice, You're you're you know, like you know what
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: to say. I don't know who the hell you are, though,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, you know what
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I mean? Like, I'm not going to no daycare center.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not going with a daycare center every word day
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: because I'm fine. Just get that through your head. There's
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me. I stay home, I got a dog,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I walk the dog, I go the street shopping, my
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: daughter comes over. Everything's signy. I don't know daycare center. Okay,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I understand what I'm saying that there is there is
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: there a reason why she would sign you up, ma'am.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: She must do she must be looking out for your best.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You know your help. Let me ask you to let
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: me ask you are you single? What are you single?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Are you married? What does that have to do to anybody?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming to no daycare center? All right, Evan, Like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: if you want to come to my house and you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: want to see how I live, you can, I don't.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I'm switching this. I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: need to come to your home. I'm more concerned about
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: making sure you're comfortable here at the adult day when
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you get here on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: That's it. I'm not coming there because there's nothing wrong
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: with me. I'm not coming out of my house. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'll pay you one even you I don't know, Like
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I like your voice. I just like your voice. And
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: miss way minute machine? How old you? How old you m?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty fifty. Have you ever been with an eighty
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine? And you sound
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: really nice? That's tall. Like at first I was scared
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: of you at first, I want to be honest, I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: was scared of you. And now I'm not. Like I
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: don't know why, I'm just not you know what I mean?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Like you just sound nice. Yeah I know who you are.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: But okay, so wow, will you be there at like you?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Because I like to meet you. I'll be at the
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: daycare when you arrive on Monday. But I mean not, um,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Miss Sharon, I won't be able to only I like that,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Miss Sharon. That's nice. Oh ahead, gohead, Okay, So should
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I should I reach out to Diane about this? Allure
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: reach out to Okay, Well, you're not gonna ok yeah,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: go ahead. You're not gonna come in Monday. I'm right,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I don't know. You're gonna be very just
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: late the Sharon. It's not about me. It's about you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: coming in and you're gonna this is where you're gonna be, uh,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Monday through Friday from h all right. You know there's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: there's there's there's other people. You're age here, there's there's
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of ladies, you're aging a lot of me
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: in your age here. I'm not in the ladies. I'm
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: not in late. I didn't I'm not trying. Yeah, not
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: into it. I'm I'm into you, okay. Um yeah, I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: think it's a situation like your your daughter doesn't want
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you to be by yourself. Yea, who you could I
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: call you back? Can I call you back? Yeah? Let
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: me call you back. Let me call you back. In
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: a couple of minutes. I'm on the shore and I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: got pulled my off of the thing. This is the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: first this is ever happened to me. Okay, uh, miss Sharon,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: can I tell you who I am? I am Matthew
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: telling me from the Steve Arby Morning Show. Your daughter
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Diane got me the prank. Call you, but I promise
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you you're different. You're I promise you. I'm different. I
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: promise you I'm different. You're related to Steve her being
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: like the guy on TV. Out of here. He is
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: gorgeous and called me back. All right, call me sorry,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: all right, Okay, I love you. Oh my god, boy,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: boy boy, can I tell you control I've been my man,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: been telling you somebody to get your way here? All right,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying this man, Thank you God, Thank you so much. Lord.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: She sure didn't sound eighty three though, or he didn't
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: eighty nine. I mean yeah, she didn't sound like he
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like a man, didn't sound like I'm like you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like you who called me back? Okay, I like
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: how you sound. Emmon, you're gonna be there. At first,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I was afraid of you first. Oh all right, thank
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: your nephew. Coming up next to this Today's Strawberry letter subject,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing holy about his behavior. Right after this, you're
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:19
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• 52:24
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• 52:34
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do this one, right, nephew, that's right, so
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: buckle up, but hold on tight. We got it. Pull
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: you here. It is. It's that time the straw Berry
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Letter subject ain't nothing holy about his behavior. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: My family has a church that they've been going to
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: all their life, and I recently joined. I decided to
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: devote my life to fellowship and service at this church.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: My pastor is great, but I always thought he was
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: a bit creepy because of the strange relationship he has
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: with my cousins. I have been watching them for a while,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: and then in a stewardship meeting, my pastor mistakenly called
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: my cousin babe or babe and she blushed. Immediately after
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: the meeting, I asked my cousin what's up with her
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: in the pastor and she got all awkward and tried
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: to lie at first, but then she ended up spilling
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the beans. I was devastated. My heart dropped, and I
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe what she had told me. She swore me
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to secrecy, but I don't care about her feelings. I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: care about the pastor's wife's feelings because she is ill
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and I have the utmost respect for her as the
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: first lady of the church. Now, my family is whispering
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: about them messing around, and I'm having a hard time
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: acting naive. When they mentioned it. Two weeks ago, she
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: missed church and the pastor pulled me to the side
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and asked, where's my friend today. I guess my cousin
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: has shared with him that I'm in on their little secret.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: He grosses me out now, and I want to find
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: a new church home. My grandmother told me that I
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: need to just focus on God and that's it. She said,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: God will take care of my cousin and the pastor.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I still want to leave this church, but I enjoy
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Sundays with my family. I'm so conflicted. What should I do?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Please advise? Wow, Well, first I have to tell you
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: this that God isn't just at that one church. God
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: is everywhere. Okay, I do agree with your grandmother. She's right.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: You do need to focus on God when you're at church,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and God will take care of your cousin and the pastor.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: But I still see no reason for you to check
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: out another church if you just can't stomach going to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: your family church any longer since you found out the
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: news about your cousin and the pastor. You also have
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to know that just like there's mess going on a
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: church church, there's mess at a whole bunch of churches. Okay,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I mean there's mess at other churches too. I mean
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you just have to know that. Remember, pastors are human,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: they are mere mortals and they're not God. Okay, even
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: though we do hold them to a higher standard of church,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: we do put them on a pedestal. But you know,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to leave, and you do want
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to enjoy Sundays with your family, you're going to have
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: to not judge and do like your grandmother said, take
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: her advice and let God deal with that, um, you know,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: with handling the situation with your pastor and your cousin.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: If you're no longer getting fed there. That's something different. Then,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: of course, you know, go to a different church. But
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I see no reason for you to check out a
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: different church if you just can't stand to be in
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: their presence. You know, if that's if that's not what
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: you're into, I definitely can support you in that. Steve, well, well, well,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: if it ain't green Leafy, we on own network. Now,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: don't do this to me. You did it to yourself.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: My family has a church they've been going to all
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: that life the whole time. My pastor is great, But
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: it didn't take long see this statement my pastor is great,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: but it usually take a little bit longer for a
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: person to say, but but my pastor great. But let
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: me just this woman trying to get to this damn letter.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I always thought he was a bit creepy because of
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a strange relationship he has with my cousin. Now, let's see,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: when you say strange relationship with your cousin, I'm assuming
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: your cousin is a female. So what is this strangeness
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that you've noticed. I've been watching him for Oh wow,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: it's when you know you had one of them churches.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I was at a stewardess ship meeting. Now, what is that? Shurely? Well, um,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you know, I guess I don't know. It tells you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: how to be a good steward's over what you have.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody know what a stewardess ship meeting me.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I'dn't been on no meet. I've been a couple deacon boy,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I don't remember having that. I've been down there to
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: her planning and committed me. I guess everybody who has
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: been the building fun leadership. Yeah, I would have been
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the choir rehearsal. Yeah, it's i'dn't been in the past's
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: office for cussing. You've done an what was that last
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: office cussing? Oh? Yeah, y'all had to go. And there's
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: quite a few. I've been in that probably six times
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: about cussing brother Stevie's mouth. Oh, Stevie, this is when
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you were younger. Yeah. I was relieved, But dude, I'm
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: still going there now, but I probably won't go. Wow. Anyway,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: they had a stewardesship meeting. I don't know if they're
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: practicing past now peanuts in there. I don't know what
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: they're doing that the stewardship. It's it's it's vocations at
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: the church. Okay, so if you're over a certain ministry
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: or something, all right. Anyway, my pastor mistakenly called my
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: cousin babe or babe, and she blushed. He had have
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: lost his damn he didn't got so damn com So,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: so what about you, babe, I mean sister Polo, I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: mean babe. First, first, lady friend, I'm sorry, the head
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: of the usher board. Oh, he tried to come back
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: up out of that. So what about you, babe, I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: mean usher board leader, I mean committee chair. So anyway,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: immediately after the meeting, I asked my cousin what was
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: up with her in the pastor? Now you know what
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: was up? Because you've always thought the man was creepy,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: because it is relationship you had with your cousin. This
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: has been going on. She got all awkward and tried
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: to lie first, then she just ended up. I was devastated.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: She spilled the beans. I was devastating. My heart dropped.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe what she told me. She swore me
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: to secrecy. But I don't care about her feelings. I
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: care about the passive feelings pastor's wife feeling because she
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: is ill oh, pastor wife sick. That ain't what she is.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: This ain't all a little bit. Yeah, this ain't that.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: She ain't got a cold. Pastor wife is ill. She
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: got a condition. That ain't what it is. Pastor wife
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: got something wrong with it. We're gonna have to guess
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: what that is. We don't know, you know, Junior, Do
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: it sound like sicker sill to you? No? It a jay?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Do it sound like diabetes to you? All right, covered
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: them too. We got damn her to sound like she
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: ignorant to you that conditions on this show. We'll be
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: back with part two of Stevens responds to twenty three
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening, Let's recap today's strawberry letter
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and come on, Steve. Right, this woman had been going
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: to this family one family had been going to this
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: church for years. She decided she wanted to join the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: church and serve her time and fellowship and service to God.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: But she had been having weird feelings about to pass.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: And because the way he act with a cousin. They're
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: in a stewardship meeting learning some up in there and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: he mess Roy and call a band baby, So she
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: confronted him. She confronted her after the thing and ask
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: her what was up. She tried to lie. Then she
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: spilled all the beans. Didn't the lady said that she
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: spilled the beans. She said. I was devastated. My heart dropped.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I can't believe what she told him. She swore me
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to secrecy. I didn't care about her feelings. I came
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: about to pass a white feeling because she's ill. Now,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: we don't went over the show. We didn't find out
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: that it end ain't sick or sale now and we
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: found out it ain't diabeting, and Thomas says she ain't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: suffering from igness. That's not an illness. I'm going over
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: all the stuff that wrong with the people on the show.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy, So it don't sound like crazy to me. Yeah, Shirley,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: she sounds bullshie to you, Okay, so she ain't bulliess
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: college doesn't sound like she's suffering from an overdosehood overdo
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: sound like she country is hell come home Mississippi. Okay, cool,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: She don't have none of that, so we will not
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: know what's wrong with the first round. Now my family
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: is whispering about them messing around, and I'm having a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: hard time acting naive when they mentioned it. Well, your
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: family been whispering about them messing around. It's just you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: just became a member of the church and now you
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: priv it to the inside information. They've been thinking this
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: for a long time. You just came to the party. Girl.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta act naive, ain't no. Two weeks ago
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: she missed church in the past and pulled me to
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the side and as we're my little friend at the day. Wow, well,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I guess my cousin that shared with him that I'm
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: in on their little secret. He grosses me out now
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: and I want to find a new church home. You shoot,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: My grandmama told me I need to just focus on God,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: and that said, well, you can't come. You're in there
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: with a pimp. What she can't focus on the church
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: because passes a pimp. I don't know where you got that. Now,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: dog on it, let's stop all this. Well, it's how
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: the focus goes to passes the pimp. He's sitting up
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: in here talking about And then your grandmama said, just
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: focus on God. That says she can't because it's pimp
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in the pulpit. She said, God will take care of
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  Speaker 1: my cousin in the pastor that's after ain't dying. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you got to get out to church now you can't
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  Speaker 1: even focus. I still want to leave your church, and
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  Speaker 1: you should sitting up in here watching him just do
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  Speaker 1: what he want to do with your cousin, and your
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  Speaker 1: cousin act like it's all writing up. Woman sitting over
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  Speaker 1: there sick, We don't. He can't even find out what
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  Speaker 1: she got. Six damn adults on this show, and we
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  Speaker 1: still don't know where she got shell. This ain't no sickness.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't got the cough for no damn flu. She
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  Speaker 1: els something really wrong with this woman days when she
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  Speaker 1: can't even make it up there to the service. Your
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  Speaker 1: cousin sitting up in headward on the front road, just
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  Speaker 1: playing peekabue with the damn pimp pulpit. Not gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: going to this damn church. We're just not gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: Should that have been the subject Steve instead of ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing holy about his behavior? Well, ain't nothing holy about
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  Speaker 1: his play? Well? May ain't nothing holy about pims pimps.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't holy people pimps? Pims holy people's deacons and a
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  Speaker 1: pope to what people like that eldest bishops them then
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  Speaker 1: is holy? Yes, hims ain't holy? To stop saying it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody need to get on this landing. Get on the
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  Speaker 1: phone callers woman, find out what's wrong with them so
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  Speaker 1: we can start to go fund and page and get
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  Speaker 1: something for her. So you think she should get into
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  Speaker 1: another church. Got to get out of there. You can't
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  Speaker 1: sit stal silences condoning. This is what it is. I
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: can't know something about getting hurt, and then you don't
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  Speaker 1: saying to go along with it. You gotta stop this film.
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  Speaker 1: Why is he talking about this? Trying to get one
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  Speaker 1: from getting the point? Are you clear now, Crystal, Crystal
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  Speaker 1: to to beans is what this is? This penter bees,
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  Speaker 1: pimps is needing to be stopped. The I N tbs
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  Speaker 1: it staying look like panto beans, but pimps is needing
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  Speaker 1: to be stopped. That's what it's. Pinto beans. Pimps is
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  Speaker 1: needing to be stopped. Look like pinto beans. But it's real.
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  Speaker 1: We got put to stop to this. Ok. You got
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  Speaker 1: to leave this church and go find you somewhere else
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  Speaker 1: to worship. Sitting up in here watching this going on
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  Speaker 1: with my little friend and you ain't got no damn
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  Speaker 1: for you to pass passers ain't got friends. Passage got parishioners, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: passage got shape. I'm just checking on my little friend
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  Speaker 1: now chip sheet. You're a shepherd. Pimp's got little friends.
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  Speaker 1: Might Willer just said one my main thing yet already
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  Speaker 1: called our baby and damn stewardship meeting justin got court.
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  Speaker 1: It shouldn't have been here talking to the want to
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  Speaker 1: call up baby in front of everybody in the all
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  Speaker 1: the committee head is gonna girlfriend deacon talking about wow
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  Speaker 1: here to USh your boy going Jesus, yes, Jesus. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't call her baby. She over that blush you so
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't care of everyone else. It's just fan. Oh
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: my god, I know he called your baby, but shut
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  Speaker 1: your ass. In the words of Boomerang, you won't close.
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  Speaker 1: You'll start with your legs. Read the book him too.
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  Speaker 1: All right, stee, we gotta get out of here. Please
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  Speaker 1: with the pimps. If you won't close, you in your relationship,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: start with your email, us, our Instagram. That's your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on today. Steve Harvey f M coming up in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: The comedians are here. They are ready to go. Comedy Roulette,
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  Speaker 1: comedy ut. Yeah, you're listening stew all right, Steve J.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here to tell us about comedy Roulevel one. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I know I can tell them. First of all, like
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: to say thank you, Steve, had a great time at
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: your birthday party. It was fabulos and sex. Tomorrow, I
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: had a great time at your birthday party. It was
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: a fabuloe. Now here we go comedy roulette. We take
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  Speaker 1: pots something, put them on a wheel with a wheel. Stop,
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  Speaker 1: we do the damn thing because we just did good
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: right here, I'm Steve hard Morning. All right, well let's
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  Speaker 1: go all right, sever yeah, yes it is here we go,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Number one things you do and say around
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  Speaker 1: your black friends that you don't say around your white
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  Speaker 1: friends were real? All right? At all right? It's number
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  Speaker 1: two people in your life you know their nickname but
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: not their real name. Okay, a lot of people. That's funny.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: That it's funny. Look yeah. Number three who you would
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  Speaker 1: like to go back in time and tell off that
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  Speaker 1: ca Okay, all right, here's the last one. Stuff you
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  Speaker 1: stuff you tell your boss man if you hit the lottery. Okay,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: all right, spin it crystal phone? Uh like fans black friends,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: white friends? Black? Oh no, it stopped on stuff. You
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  Speaker 1: tell your boss if you hit the lottery. All right,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: let me all right, come on, Jack, it's thoughts. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be two phone calls. The first phone call
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  Speaker 1: is go to hell, and then I'm calling back and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: say again, yes, that's what the hell I say. I
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  Speaker 1: like that. Now. If I hit the lotter on me,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to work that next day, just so I
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: can say this morning with your brocade and say that, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: If I hit the lottery, I'm going to work the
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  Speaker 1: next morning. I'm looking at my boss in the eyes
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  Speaker 1: and I'm letting them know I just bought a year
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  Speaker 1: supply of ass whooping and guess who they blows. Guess
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: who they blows stuff. You tell your boss if you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: hit the lottery, fire me do it now? I like it.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I stop. You tell your boss if you hit the lottery.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I know you're expecting a report. Yeah, keep expecting it. Yeah,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: And I really like working here. But if you just
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: look outside, yes, said, is your car getting told? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, ain't hitting him like you
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: supposed You gotta hit him. You gotta look him in
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: the eyes and say, listen, me and your wife going
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: to grease. Yeah, I said it. You're that rich, Tommy.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe it. I just wrote on my paper,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: me and your wife is in Mexico. Great minds. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: some baby that you'll say to your boss if you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: hit like you know what I'm saying. I'm coming in late. Yeah,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm leaving here. I like that one. Yeah, I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: like it. You say once you hit the lottery, Hell no,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't we pants no more. Live in my best line.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta tell your boss you got you know what, Sully.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta look at me in the eye. You just
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: gotta stare at him and say you can just kiss mine,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: just kill just like that, just like that, Just like that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, stuff you tell your boss if you
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  Speaker 1: win the lottery. I can't fry. I can't thinking a
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  Speaker 1: little easy one, okay, this one. Ask me. Okay, do
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  Speaker 1: you tell your boss when you win the lottery? Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Me and your mama outside, God, my mama, don't my
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: mom outside, but we really out there. I've been holding
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: this in for a long time. Okay, all your kids exactly,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: not the kids Okay, boss, I didn't want a lot.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I've been meaning to say this for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: You got hot ass brown. I ain't say that when
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I worked its whipping. Yeah, let me go and on.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Let him notice right here. Stuff. You tell your boss
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  Speaker 1: if you won the lot I didn't want a lot
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: of I might well gonna get it off my chest.
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  Speaker 1: Your oldest son, DeVante, that's my son. I've been waiting
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: to tell your ass who I've been waiting to chick
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: who You're gonna be a dead rich man? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dogging and stuff. You tell your boss when you win
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: the lottery, Steve, I just bought the company. You don't
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  Speaker 1: work here. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: talking about. Don't work here. That's a good one. That's
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: a good one, Steve, I got I talk that one. Now,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: come closet on that. I've been waiting on this one.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: St stuff. You tell your boss if you win the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: In word, please, cath I just bought the company. Go
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  Speaker 1: downstairs and get me some coffe man. All right, thank you, guys.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: That was good as always. All right. Coming up at
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, the NFL honors name somebody
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: we know Steve Harvey as host and Ludacris is giving
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: back to the atl we'll talk about it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right. The National Football League
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: has announced that our very own, our fearless leader, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey will host the twenty nineteen NFL Honors Awards show
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: that's going down Saturday, February second of the Fox Theater
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Yes, congratulations, Steve. I'm just gonna say this,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: being from Cleveland, they don't give a Rookie of the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Year to Baker Mayfield. I know st com sa Quon
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  Speaker 1: Barkley's up forward and he's everything as advertised that he
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: would be plus some. If they don't give it to
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield, I'm kicked the podium. Well do it, though
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: they're blame it on a referee. The NFL Honors um,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: they've been hosted on the eve of the Super Bowls
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: since its inception back in twenty and twelve. Among the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: awards that will be presented Steve or the Associated Press
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Most Valuable Player Award, the AP Coach of the Year Award,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: and the Touchdown Celebration of the Year. So I gotta
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: ask you, Steve, are you excited. I know you're excited
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: about Baker. Yeah, got an eight minute monologue I got
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: to do at the top. Okay, probably want to tune
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: in for what are you your throw forward plea? You
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: talk about the please? Oh good? Well, you know and
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I hate somebody don't know what damn thing boutfoot? You
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: know what I know, Joe, how you're gonna be. I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be all that. Don't be really, they ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask me back. I can pin you all right
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: here where we can go. Here's my question. I'm already
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: thinking about what I'm gonna write about the dad referee.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I got it? Oh yeah, yeah, what you're gonna wear?
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  Speaker 1: That's my question to you. He gonna be butter shot
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  Speaker 1: the Miss Universe pageant. I'm that jacket right there. I
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be that clean. Oh it's gonna be hard,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: top de Yeah, because all that wooing you just did.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be not being for the NFL. Aren't
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  Speaker 1: you know you're gonna be butter right blue? I'm being
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: blue chee. I'm gon shoo the football player what it is? Okay,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be clean up, They're gonna they're gonna be in there.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be shocked. Oh they bought now, Steve, you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: know Cam Newton is gonna be there right. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my dude. I can't my blue cheese war hes
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be he gonna be stink sharp. Okay, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: what big you're gonna wear? Wy don't they don't come
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  Speaker 1: in my side. That's only for now. I'm gonna be kay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. He gonna be clean, don't forget.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to meet some people man I've always
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: wanted to meet though Maniel I ain't always wanted to
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  Speaker 1: meet him, but since he's Cleveland boy, I got to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: give him some love. Can I can? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I think? This is only real to just meet
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: me and you talking. Let me tell you what I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: think this is. I think this is the beginning of
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you getting the spiece. That's what I think. This is,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: like hosting the aspect. Yes, it does for you. You wait, like, yeah,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know how they asked me. I know, I know,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna get it. You're gonna get I'm surprised
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: about a lot of stuff. But but let me tell
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: you something man, you're gonna get this year? What God
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: doing for me? Whoa claim? I'm telling you, man, what
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: God I've been doing for me this year. Man, I'm
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. Man, I know, but I'm just
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: sitting here in my life in expectation. Yeah, big big dog,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: let me tell him this is my thing for twenty nineteen.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Quit fighting God and let him do what he do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. We're talking to yourself. I'm talking to myself. Quick,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: fighting God and let him do I played sometimes. No,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say Timmy was fighting me, but he's guilty
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: of what many of us are guilt. He was in
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the way. I've been in my way a long dog.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we get in the way because we want it
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: to happen the way we wanted. But a woman told
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: me one time, she said, you can't tell God how
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: to blessure, how to bless you. That's right now. See.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: And if you're gonna keep on telling him, you're gonna
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: find yourself short a lot of time because he might
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: have had something big and better plan. But since that's
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: what you're asked for and you believe here that's what
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: you track, you gotta do those two things. You gotta
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: trust them and then you gotta have faith. Yeah. I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: just love what God is doing in your life on
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: the Steve. So every time he does something like you
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: turn around, tap me down, it does. What I'm coming
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: out with this shirt, I can't probably can't tell everybody stealing,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: but it's about faith here. Well, it's about faith. Got
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: it coming out, and I got another one coming out.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But boy, I just gonna inspired people. I'm help my
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: foundation because I'm desperately mad trying to get to the point. Well,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I can touch one hundred thousand boys a year. Wow,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, not two hundred and fifty. I got
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: it up to two hundred and fifty right now now.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I started with fifty, then one hundred in one seventy five.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I got it up two hundred and fifty boys right now,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, I talked about mentoring yesterday too,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: on MLK Day. You know, we talked about it yesterday.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: This is so big what you're doing, Steve, because it's
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: important man, that we that I do this, and it's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: important that all of us do it. But you know
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get that done. Man. This year is just
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: going to be such an exciting year for me because
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm reinventing myself this year. I'm in
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: the process of reinventing myself. This year. I'm going God
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: has taken me to a place I've never been. It's
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: gonna appear to be one thing to the masses, and
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: they're gonna make comments about it. But all when they
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: see hide on foe. Oh Lord, oh Lord, because I'm
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: already faced with people that's that's making plans about me,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: to think they got me stopped. That's already taking place.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: But ain't I seen this before? Yeah? See, I've seen
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: this whole show before. But God has never ever forsaken me.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: He ain't ever one time left me out there blowing
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: in the wind. Ever. Can I say something to you,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: You can get fired from your job, but you can't
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: get fired from your gift. And as long as you
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: got your gift, you can go anywhere in the world.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: They don't know that, don't time it. See, they think
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: that they that they have a say soul. People actually
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: think they have a say soul in your life, and
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: they really don't unless you give them permission. If you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: don't give a person permission to have a say so
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: in your life, or give them a permission to bring
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: about change in your life. They can't. And I give
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: no one that position. Yeah, you from your job, but
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: you can't get fired from your gift. I just thought that,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I like, not what more? This is crazy ingorant showing
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: out these crazy ingorant people. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we've been talking
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: about the super Bowl, the Big Game all day U
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: and a ludicrous surprised some students with super Bowl tickets.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: This went down in Atlanta. Two lucky students, Yeah, from
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: the Ron Clark Academy in Atlanta received the surprise of
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: a lifetime. Really nice huh. And a video clip, Ludacris
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: is seen pulling up to the school in a bin
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: uh and he's greeted by a crowd of students. Take
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: a listen to this today. There are two students that
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I want to put on the spot right here, right now,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: only because they've been really great with their character, with
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: their friends, with inspiring everybody else. And so right now,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: where's Cohen and Jericho just going to the super Bowl.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: That was nice, That was really nice. Yeah, that's big
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Jay dollars you hateful. I mean, he just took the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: joy out of two kids going to the Super Bowl,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: the school's directors said, both students, and now he ain't
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: gonna ride nobody around the state. The director of the
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: school said both students deserve the reward for their work
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: ethic and their academic excellence. Cohen and Jericho said, they
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: plan Oh this is so sweet. They plan on taking
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: their parents with them. So that's nice. That's really nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and there's the only way they gonna go. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: talking about you gotta take moment. That's really nice. That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I love Luda. No, that's dude, that's attas in the airport.
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  Speaker 1: You're Atlanta. He see, I live in Atlanta, but I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't lay claim to Atlanta. I just lived as
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  Speaker 1: my main home is there, but I can't. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta born. I'm not known as an Atlanta board I'm Cleveland, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, So you know, Cats is Atlanta, Man Atlanta,
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  Speaker 1: my boy, Jermaine dupri is Atlanta. Tip is Atlanta. Usher
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  Speaker 1: is Atlanta. Little John is Atlanta. You know them dudes
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  Speaker 1: is Atlanta. Magic City is Atlanta. What Steve that's true.
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  Speaker 1: He's right. City is Atlanta, and it ain't nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with that. And they have the best wings in the city.
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  Speaker 1: If you go there, everyone, if you go for the
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  Speaker 1: winning the thigh, that place is gonna be Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: weeked the man dog. It's not even up. If everything
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  Speaker 1: goes up, parties calls and mission calls everything, it's up.
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  Speaker 1: It's up, man, They're gonna be in there. Man, good lord,
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  Speaker 1: there's people watching it in there. We mar the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, guys in the headlines. Uh. California Senator
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  Speaker 1: Kamala Harris officially declared herself a candidate for president in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Is big. That really is big Girl power Trump.
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  Speaker 1: She's fifty four years old. She appeared on Good Morning
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  Speaker 1: America yesterday to make her announcement. Take a listen, and
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  Speaker 1: you have an announcement you'd like to bank. I am
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  Speaker 1: running for president of the United States, and I'm very
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  Speaker 1: excited about it. I'm very excited about it. She made
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  Speaker 1: an announcement where on Good Morning American. Okay, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it's such it is such an inspiration to young girl's
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  Speaker 1: black White run resident. It is great, It is great. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Senator Harris says she hopes to become the first African
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  Speaker 1: American woman to leave the country. She believes she has
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  Speaker 1: the best chance to unseat President Trump, and I certainly,
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  Speaker 1: I certainly hope that is the case. Yeah, don't don't
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  Speaker 1: get in the race unless you think you can really
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  Speaker 1: be here. And I'm gonna tell you clearly, we cannot
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  Speaker 1: do eight years of this, dude, we have it's this
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  Speaker 1: too much ignorance. Man, We've got to stop this. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see a republic. I can't see him in
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  Speaker 1: an office again, I can't see. And the Democrats have
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  Speaker 1: got to put forward the right candidate. Uh, there's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a crowded feel, it's gonna be packed. And of
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  Speaker 1: course you're gonna have to go through the primaries. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to have primaries to see how they
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  Speaker 1: stack up, because you got to come through the primaries.
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  Speaker 1: And you got to raise the money. Yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: to raise the money. Yeah. Some people are still hoping
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  Speaker 1: that Joe Biden Olden make an announcement, Beata or Rourke
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  Speaker 1: from down in Texas. Ever, anybody if the field is
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  Speaker 1: already crowded. But um, you know, hey, if you now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something I don't know about her. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when she started sounding crazy, she did two
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  Speaker 1: crazy things. Uh, being a native of American, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat her live for that. But when she did that
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  Speaker 1: video talking directly, made a selfie video and then said
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a beer. Yeah, I'm gonna just get
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  Speaker 1: a bear and you'll get a chance to pull that up.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to see something look real unnatural. Elizabeth
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  Speaker 1: One talking to a Kemp Steve. Yeah, when I do them,
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  Speaker 1: I look stupid. I ain't never done a self and
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  Speaker 1: I went, yeah, that's the one. But dog. Some people
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  Speaker 1: were saying that was a takeoff of um. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was George Bush. George W. Bush said something about, um,
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  Speaker 1: he looks like a person. People were saying, look like
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  Speaker 1: a person that you could have a beer with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that's what they say she did that.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody got that. These people that's able to vote now,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't old enough member that. Hell, I'm old, I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't remember it. I don't know you you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to them saying that was a takeoff it. But
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  Speaker 1: when you saw her drink the bear that you know
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  Speaker 1: that's no, No, I didn't get get it, let it
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  Speaker 1: get it. She just came across looking wrong. And when
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  Speaker 1: she talks, she talks angry. And what you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is beat this dude with anger, because he gonna
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: come back and beat you with ignorance. Yeah, because he's
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  Speaker 1: a bully. Yeah, he'll go even angrier. Yeah. Yeah. The
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  Speaker 1: Democratic field is crowded. Yeah, so we'll see. But that's okay.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: So was the Republican field against Hillary, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, all right, Uh, we'll come back and close
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  Speaker 1: out the show with our last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: and Steve's closing remarks right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the day. Good day,
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  Speaker 1: h Yeah. The party, Yeah, about the football game, the
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  Speaker 1: big game party. Party. Already bought the wings, they're already frozen.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: The tacos too late. Leg always put your orders in now,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: but Stevens always take us home inspired, please and enlighten. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I want to talk to you today about
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: something that I've implemented into this year. I'll be doing
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  Speaker 1: it all year long. But we've been talking about expectations
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  Speaker 1: and how to expect a great year. In order to
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  Speaker 1: have it, you got to expected. But one of the
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  Speaker 1: things in order to get to where you're going, you
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  Speaker 1: need these two things. You need faith and execution. Faith
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  Speaker 1: and execution. Now there's a scripture that bags that up,
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  Speaker 1: that says faith without works is dead. We've all heard that.
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  Speaker 1: But let me let me help you out there focusing
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  Speaker 1: the way I've had to learn how to focus it. Faith,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, is the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. It takes no faith to say I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it across the street. You can see the other
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  Speaker 1: side if you got to wait on the light or
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  Speaker 1: just check and make sure traffic is clear. The average
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  Speaker 1: person can make it across the street. But if you
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  Speaker 1: in New York and you say I'm gonna make it
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: to Hong Kong, oh, we operating more than that. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna need a little faith to do that. If
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: you say one day I'm gonna I'm gonna take my
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: family to Africa, that's gonna require some faith. If you
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  Speaker 1: say one day, I'm gonna lift myself from the ranks
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  Speaker 1: of poverty and I'm going to become a wealthy person.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to require some faith. If you say I'm
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  Speaker 1: out of shape right now and I'm gonna get myself
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  Speaker 1: into shape, that's going to require some faith because a
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  Speaker 1: lot of us ain't seen ourselves in shape in a
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  Speaker 1: long time. So in order for us who's trying to
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  Speaker 1: get in shape, it's gonna take some faith. Now, because
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  Speaker 1: faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: When I look in the mirror night right now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't see exactly what I want to see. So it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take me some faith because I gotta believe in
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: something I can't see. Right now, you understand, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you what faith is. Faith is a belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. But faith with our works
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  Speaker 1: is dead. So now we need the combination as we
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  Speaker 1: go forward of faith and execution. We have got to
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  Speaker 1: put in a plan, implement a plan of execution to
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  Speaker 1: compliment the faith. Now here's the thing about execution. It
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  Speaker 1: may have to change sometime. Here's what doesn't change. The faith,
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  Speaker 1: The faith and the belief in the goal, The faith
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  Speaker 1: and the belief in the target, The faith and the
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  Speaker 1: belief of the unseen. That doesn't change. But the execution
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  Speaker 1: has to have variables because there are no straight lines
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  Speaker 1: in nature. There are no straight lines in nature. If
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  Speaker 1: you look at mountains, if you look at grass, if
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  Speaker 1: you look at the clouds, if you look at the ocean,
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  Speaker 1: if you look at the ripples of the waves, if
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  Speaker 1: you look at the sanddones, if you look at cliffs,
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  Speaker 1: if you look at the desert, if you look at
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  Speaker 1: the metals that blow with wheat feels, if you look
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  Speaker 1: at farmland, if you look at hills, metals, valleys, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you look at, ain't no straight lines in nature. The
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  Speaker 1: most beautiful things in nature all have shape and form. Rivers, oceans, lakes,
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  Speaker 1: everything has been shaped to form. There are no straight
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  Speaker 1: lines in nature. So the most beautiful things have shape
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  Speaker 1: and form and contools and valleys and peaks and rises
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  Speaker 1: and levels. And that's what your success is gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to be in levels. You have got to get to
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  Speaker 1: understanding that in your execution. It has to vary from
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  Speaker 1: time to time. You're gonna have to roll with it.
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  Speaker 1: You're got to go with the flow. Sometimes you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to stop and turn around. You have to do
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  Speaker 1: it all man to get to where you're going. The
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  Speaker 1: faith never changes. The execution has variables to it. Expect
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  Speaker 1: for things to go wrong along the way because they will.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be so surprised everything every time something happened, things
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  Speaker 1: are going to happen. You can expect setbacks to present theirselfs.
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  Speaker 1: You don't change the faith part of it. You just
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  Speaker 1: may have to change the execution. You might have to
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  Speaker 1: go around, you may have to go under, you may
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  Speaker 1: have to go over, you may have to plow through.
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  Speaker 1: You may have to shut it down and sit still
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  Speaker 1: for a minute. The road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no straight lines in nature, y'all. Faith and execution
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  Speaker 1: will make your year. The year you wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: Faith without works is dead. Prepare to put into work.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. Those are my opening remarks.
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  Speaker 1: Those will get your day started the right way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well did you drop that? You dropped? No, that's how
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