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Coach Prime, Undateable Professions, Passenger Side Driving, Pimpin' Sports and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 5: Yeah, listening to show?
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  Speaker 8: I sure?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: This one today I want to share with you is
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  Speaker 2: for all of us, and here it is. There is
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  Speaker 2: a solution to all of your problems in situations. If
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  Speaker 2: you don't know what your next move is, that's a go.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what it is. If the relationship you're
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  Speaker 2: in is all wrong and you don't know how to
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  Speaker 2: get out of it, it doesn't matter. There is a
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  Speaker 2: solution to all your problems and situations. That solution to
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  Speaker 2: all your problems, that way to make all your dreams
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  Speaker 2: come true. The way around a lot of this and
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  Speaker 2: to the weakness that you feel at times is prayer, prayer,
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  Speaker 2: a connection with your creator. Could that be the thing
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  Speaker 2: that's missing in your life? I'm just asking because whenever
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  Speaker 2: I get a little bit off track, all I gotta
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  Speaker 2: do is think, just a moment, Steve, have you been praying? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 2: I know you're busy, and I know at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 2: into bed is all you can manage to do.
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  Speaker 8: I've said this, it happened to me last night. Again.
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  Speaker 8: I did all of this. But when I look and
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  Speaker 8: when I.
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  Speaker 2: See things not moving, or I don't feel like things
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  Speaker 2: are going in the right direction, or I have a
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  Speaker 2: sense of being stagnant, all I got to do is
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  Speaker 2: retrace it. Because I'm working. There's no doubt about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm working, but I'm i staying connected. Am I using
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  Speaker 2: that weapon that's available to all of us? And I pray?
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  Speaker 2: And the answer is usually no? And so I know, Okay, okay, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting off track here, because see, let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you something, man. The reason I constantly talk to God
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  Speaker 2: is because life constantly changes. People who said they was
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  Speaker 2: going to do something for you one day have changed
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  Speaker 2: their mind the next. Somebody you thought was going to
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  Speaker 2: show up that day called in late had an accident
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  Speaker 2: and couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 8: That changes the parameters of everything.
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  Speaker 2: The meeting you had set up that had to be
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  Speaker 2: canceled because somebody was ill, that changes the parameters the
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  Speaker 2: time frame of everything. Because it's all connected. So if
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  Speaker 2: I don't stay in constant prayer and stay connected to
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  Speaker 2: the creative, when this thing happen, I'm not put in
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  Speaker 2: my bed, I've not talked to him about how to
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  Speaker 2: handle it, or I'm just not aware of it and
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  Speaker 2: what to do next. And the next thing you know,
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  Speaker 2: it becomes a little stagnant. That has happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get back because prayer is the solution to
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  Speaker 2: all of my problems and situations. I have found that
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  Speaker 2: to be the case now. The only reason I'm telling
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  Speaker 2: it to you is because I know if you anything
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  Speaker 2: like me slash human being, then there are times that
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  Speaker 2: you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation. You have moments
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  Speaker 2: of uncertainty. There are times when you feel like you've
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  Speaker 2: lost your way, or your purpose is a little blurred.
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  Speaker 2: You're not sure anymore, or you don't know what your
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  Speaker 2: next move is, or the relationship you in or the
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  Speaker 2: relationships you dabbling in they're just all wrong for you. Man,
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  Speaker 2: there is a solution to all your problems and situations
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  Speaker 2: and his prayer. If you're suffering from any of the
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  Speaker 2: things I just listed, or any other thing you could
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  Speaker 2: think of, just check your prayer. What has your prayer
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  Speaker 2: been lately?
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  Speaker 8: About it? And this is for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I often find when I get that disconnection, man, my
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  Speaker 2: prayer and slipped off, I started feeling a little bit less,
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  Speaker 2: so I got to jump back on it. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: offering you a solution to it, man, and and and
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  Speaker 2: and I'm giving you a solution that works one thousand percent.
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  Speaker 2: Fust show. See, I ain't guessing.
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  Speaker 8: At this one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
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  Speaker 2: I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
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  Speaker 2: filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
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  Speaker 2: He knows all of us have done some jacked up
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  Speaker 2: things that don't nobody know about.
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  Speaker 8: He knows all about our past. Man, he knows all
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  Speaker 8: of that.
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  Speaker 2: But He is so full of grace and mercy, so
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  Speaker 2: full of fifty to fifty chances. But you know the
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  Speaker 2: thing about your life, though, and the thing I had
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  Speaker 2: to come to terms with And the reason I don't
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  Speaker 2: let out of the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 2: bury me, the reason I don't let my past define
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  Speaker 2: me is because my past, I found out, were just
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  Speaker 2: the ingredients needed for me to make this cake I'm
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  Speaker 2: eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See, you
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  Speaker 2: don't get rid of your past. They ain't they gone nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: They are the ingredients. But when you put them with
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  Speaker 2: something else, they look better, they taste better, It is better.
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  Speaker 8: All of our pasts are just.
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  Speaker 2: The ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if you don't like the way your cake taste, then
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  Speaker 2: you gotta start putting some other ingredients. Just because you
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  Speaker 2: started off and your cake was messed up don't mean
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  Speaker 2: you can't straighten out the flavor your cake. You gotta
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  Speaker 2: put some different ingredients in there. So let's say your
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  Speaker 2: cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake is bitter, Well,
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  Speaker 2: you got to dilute the bitterness. You gotta put some
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  Speaker 2: more goodness in there. So you got to put some
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  Speaker 2: goodness ingredients to take away the taste of the bitterness.
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  Speaker 2: So you got to put some different ingredients in there.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta start living your life a little more kindly,
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  Speaker 2: a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
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  Speaker 2: more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
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  Speaker 2: ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
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  Speaker 2: taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
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  Speaker 2: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
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  Speaker 2: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 2: in your mouth now unless you let it be the ingredients. Man,
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  Speaker 2: if you sink it away your cake taste and change
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  Speaker 2: your ingredients, put something else in your cake mix so
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  Speaker 2: you can get a better taste. If you don't like
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  Speaker 2: the way your life tastes, pray. I've been here my
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  Speaker 2: mama saying for years, boy prayer change his things, don't
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  Speaker 2: my mama said to me all the time. I said
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  Speaker 2: to my TV artist is when they come see me
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  Speaker 2: on the talk show, before I walk on stage, I
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  Speaker 2: tell them these words, my mother said. I said, my
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  Speaker 2: mother used to always tell me this, and it's bailed
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  Speaker 2: me out, and it might do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: I said, whatever I get in trouble, I hear her words.
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  Speaker 2: She said, son, don't forget to pray. Don't be ashamed
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  Speaker 2: to pray, and don't be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer,
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  Speaker 2: change is things, and you better believe something it one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent show.
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  Speaker 3: Do you're listening hard Morning Show ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 3: and girls.
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  Speaker 2: We are back to Steve Harvey Morning Show Live in
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  Speaker 2: full effect. Hey man, ever grateful today, Grateful for all things,
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  Speaker 2: Grateful for the good times the bad times. If you're
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  Speaker 2: out there struggling with anything, just know this, This too
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  Speaker 2: shall pass, man o man o man. And I know
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  Speaker 2: it lasts longer than you want it to. I know
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  Speaker 2: you be up in it longer and thicker and harder
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  Speaker 2: than you think it's necessary. But God got a plan
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  Speaker 2: for you. Everything you're going through is God preparing you
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  Speaker 2: for what you ask for. I know that's hard to
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  Speaker 2: understand sometimes, but.
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  Speaker 8: It is true.
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  Speaker 2: You just gotta keep trusting and you got to keep believing,
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  Speaker 2: keep the faith up, keep your head up, and keep
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  Speaker 2: looking to God because really, man, that's sometimes that's all
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  Speaker 2: you got.
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  Speaker 8: But then sometimes He allowed things to happen.
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  Speaker 2: To you so you can come to that realization because
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  Speaker 2: He know who you are, and he know who you
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  Speaker 2: are if you are believing you believe in him. He gonna,
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  Speaker 2: he gonna. He got ways of helping you believe better more.
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  Speaker 2: He got ways. And you ain't no need of you
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  Speaker 2: getting mad about it, because I tell you something. When
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  Speaker 2: I was homeless, I had had enough of that, and
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  Speaker 2: I told him, I said, God, whatever lesson you're trying
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  Speaker 2: to teach me. I got it. Yeah, I know, I
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  Speaker 2: know you do. I'm just gonna make sure. After six
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  Speaker 2: months I was, I was, I was tapped up one year.
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  Speaker 2: I hit you one year mark and when I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what this about, but I got two years. But
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  Speaker 2: looking at him, crazy there, Hey, God, was that in here?
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  Speaker 2: Two and a half years? Have you heard me? I said,
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  Speaker 2: I got it? He said, He must have said, who
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  Speaker 2: are you houlering at?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think you're talking to? You know what
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  Speaker 2: I am? Okay, you must have forgotten a little longer.
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  Speaker 8: I was a little bit more than.
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  Speaker 2: Three years, got somewhere to stay.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The first apartment one hundred and eighty five dollars a month.
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  Speaker 8: I paid late fees every month.
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  Speaker 10: And you just got off being holess.
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  Speaker 2: No, and that one eighty five a month was killing me.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa next apartment? After I paid one eighty five. The
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  Speaker 2: next apartment I had, I paid two fifteen a month. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifteen dollars a month. All this was
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  Speaker 2: in the in the in the in the in the
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  Speaker 2: early early nineties.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, where was you?
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  Speaker 10: Don was in down?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was in Texas.
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  Speaker 2: My first apartment was in Texas from a figure you
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  Speaker 2: know five.
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  Speaker 1: It was a studio.
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  Speaker 8: It wasn't nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing you walked in there was. Everything was mine thought
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  Speaker 2: to it. You had a dough on it. I had
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  Speaker 2: a lock. I had a refrigerator, yes, a small stove,
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  Speaker 2: and my old damn bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Shelter.
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  Speaker 2: Grateful boy. Yeah, let me tell you something. I step
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  Speaker 2: on the floor on the pallet that I made with
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  Speaker 2: some blankets that I had, well I had, I had
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  Speaker 2: stole them, but they I have anyway. That's when we'll
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  Speaker 2: be back with boys.
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  Speaker 11: Go ahead, Yeah, you're right, we will be back coming
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  Speaker 11: up at thirty two minutes after the hour. We got
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  Speaker 11: the nephew and run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 11: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 11: prank back. Nephew, what you got today?
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  Speaker 12: This goes out to the cheerleaders. You know this right
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  Speaker 12: here is bottom of the pyramid. So are you cheer
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  Speaker 12: moms out there? Are your beautiful cheerleaders for you all
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  Speaker 12: bottom of the pier men, all right, bottom of men,
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  Speaker 12: cat dog?
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  Speaker 2: If you would.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, hello, Hello, Hello? Yeah, can you hear me? I'm
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  Speaker 5: trying to reach Angela.
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  Speaker 13: Angela had on just a second, let me count it down. Okay, Hi,
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  Speaker 13: who are you trying to reach.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach Angela? This Angela? Oh yeah, this
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  Speaker 9: se Hi Angela. This is Chip Chip. I'm the new
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  Speaker 9: camp director for the cheerleading camp for the summer.
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  Speaker 13: Oh hi, Chip, what kind of for you?
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  Speaker 9: Just want to give you a courtesy call your daughter?
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  Speaker 9: You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
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  Speaker 9: right yeah? Yeah, this is you guys, third year of
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  Speaker 9: being a part of the camp.
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  Speaker 10: Yep.
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  Speaker 13: And she's really excited. She loves coming to the camp
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  Speaker 13: and we think it's a great thing for her to
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  Speaker 13: be involved in.
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  Speaker 9: What's up? Okay? You guys just finished the whole cheerleading too,
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  Speaker 9: am I right? The competition season?
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  Speaker 13: Yes, just coming off of that right right?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, we're getting ready for the summer and where
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  Speaker 9: everybody's excited about coming out and being a part of
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  Speaker 9: what's going on. So here's what I wanted to give
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  Speaker 9: you a little bit. Like I said, I'm the new
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  Speaker 9: camp director. I was just starting at this job. I
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  Speaker 9: got a few notes that were given to me about
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  Speaker 9: about so I wanted to give you a call and
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  Speaker 9: see if I could talk to you about it.
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  Speaker 5: A few notes giving you about Yeah, just a couple
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  Speaker 5: of notes.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think it's anything that we can make sure
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  Speaker 9: is okay?
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  Speaker 13: What kind of notes?
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  Speaker 9: Well, it's been brought to my attention that some of
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  Speaker 9: the parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's
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  Speaker 9: going to be there this summer a little concerned about
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  Speaker 9: her being on top of the pyramid, that she's is
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  Speaker 9: get a little heavy? Should sheat right?
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  Speaker 14: Way?
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  Speaker 2: Wait?
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  Speaker 13: Wait will with liberway hol hold home? You calling me
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  Speaker 13: about some some other parents and said about how big
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  Speaker 13: my child is or how much my child ways.
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  Speaker 9: That was what I wanted to let you know is
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  Speaker 9: is we're gonna put together a face?
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  Speaker 13: Oh no, you ain't gonna put no bab I don't
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  Speaker 13: already pay my money? And what you say? Your name
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  Speaker 13: is chimp? And how long have you been in director?
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  Speaker 13: Because I was just up there two weeks ago, and
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  Speaker 13: they told me that she was gonna be the same
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  Speaker 13: position that she was last year because that is what worked,
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  Speaker 13: that's the formation that works.
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  Speaker 9: So I don't even know what we Supposedly that some
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  Speaker 9: of the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to
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  Speaker 9: hold up, so that what seems to be the problem
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  Speaker 9: in there, they're not getting a strong enough pramd.
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  Speaker 13: And I'm going now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 13: I know, well, she ain't the biggest one I felt,
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  Speaker 13: have you been I sail? My child is not the
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  Speaker 13: biggest child I felt when because obviously you have not
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  Speaker 13: saved these childers. It's somebody so old, I felt.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, hang on, say Angela, I want you to calm
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  Speaker 9: down a bit.
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  Speaker 13: No, I ain't nobody gonna calm down because I don't
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  Speaker 13: already paid my money, and this that I'll be talking
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  Speaker 13: about what parents, what Parrison said something is it is?
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  Speaker 5: It carries ma'am.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna stay who it is, but let's just
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  Speaker 9: say it was several.
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  Speaker 14: Oh.
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  Speaker 13: I think Paris has got something to say about my
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  Speaker 13: child and her position on the cheerleading squad, because if
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  Speaker 13: you ain't gonna puk up no name, then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 13: say what you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 13: Would she get out there? I done paid my money.
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  Speaker 13: She better not be on no base. She better be
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  Speaker 13: in the air. I guarantee you that. Right now, I've
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  Speaker 13: been hanging with you, ain't nobody said nothing to me
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  Speaker 13: about in.
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  Speaker 14: Her way and all this.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Angela, can you hear me? I just wanted you
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  Speaker 9: to hear me clearly.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them,
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  Speaker 5: I will critique.
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  Speaker 9: What I think.
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  Speaker 14: Say.
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  Speaker 13: You don't even need to be calling me because you
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  Speaker 13: ain't even seen nothing. So you calling me with something?
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  Speaker 13: He says, she's from some other parents that's been skinned
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  Speaker 13: and grinted in my face, and they now wanted it
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  Speaker 13: saying nothing to me. They have been in my house,
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  Speaker 13: we din't have parties, always hearing this competition every weekend,
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  Speaker 13: every other day, and they couldn't say nothing to me
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  Speaker 13: about my baby. I tell you what, why don't you
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  Speaker 13: call your girls on the three way? Miss the chill?
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  Speaker 13: If you can't come call them on the three I
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  Speaker 13: got them. I call him on the three way.
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  Speaker 5: Different?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, okay, man?
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  Speaker 9: All I wanted to do is make you aware of
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  Speaker 9: the possibility that she may be a god.
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  Speaker 13: Thank you you have made me aware. And I guarantee
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  Speaker 13: you that if I bring my big yellow and come
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  Speaker 13: to the practice, I guarantee you want to be no
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  Speaker 13: base how much you want to bet off that. Mister Chip.
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  Speaker 9: Look, you're gonna quit holler at me. And I told
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  Speaker 9: you I would try to take a look at these jils.
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  Speaker 9: But I tell you what your thought is gonna be
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  Speaker 9: a face or she's gonna be a back support. Whichever
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  Speaker 9: I decide, she's going to do cool in them.
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  Speaker 13: Do you think you holler that, mister Chip.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not how it's gonna.
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  Speaker 13: Go down, as a matter of fact. As a matter fact,
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  Speaker 13: miss chill, Are you at the registration table.
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  Speaker 5: Today, I'm here now while people are registering, Yes I am.
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  Speaker 5: Let me turn this around.
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  Speaker 13: I tell you what. I'm on my way up there.
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  Speaker 13: Why don't you and the parents that's been complaining, Why
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  Speaker 13: don't all y'all come to the table and we don't
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  Speaker 13: have come to Jesus meeting about whether it's gonna be
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  Speaker 13: for just coming up freezing because I'm not fit up
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  Speaker 13: alerate this. I done told you, I done paid my money,
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  Speaker 13: and this high is going.
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: Down that gain weight?
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: What what is it to you, whether game weight or not.
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: What do they have to do with her chi leading?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Do you agree that probably bigger than most of the
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: girls on the team.
• 19:14
  Speaker 13: It's not bigger than most of the girls on the team,
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: mommy daughter, it's bigger than and she wasn't no base
• 19:20
  Speaker 13: last year. They hiked up up, gonna get up to it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: We're all just gonna be big and pumped up in
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: the air. Then turned to ride and I'm here to
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: sig a little tracking table, so you just be before
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: you get here, there's something else.
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: I need to tell you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: You ain't got to tell me something. All you gotta
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: do is have you and the stairs around that table
• 19:39
  Speaker 13: when I get there, because I'm on my way up
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: there right now. Then y'all can say all y'all gotta say.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: In my case before you get there. I just want
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: to let you know then what this is Nephew Time
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: from the sea.
• 19:53
  Speaker 13: Who is on the phone?
• 19:55
  Speaker 14: Wait?
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: Wait, wait, wait, hold hold what did you just say?
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: This is a Nephew Times?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: I mean from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: Oh god, oh.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Lord, Rochelle, there's another pair named Rachelle.
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: She told me all the good friends out there.
• 20:16
  Speaker 13: Oh so she want to break out. I'm like, we
• 20:19
  Speaker 13: gonna see the season start my daughter uniform. She won't
• 20:22
  Speaker 13: be able to perform.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: Be looking for her.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I don't want to break out.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: Oh many baby.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: show in the leg.
• 20:35
  Speaker 14: None other than.
• 20:36
  Speaker 13: The Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: And now you have it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: I don't think you can get into stupid and I'm
• 20:45
  Speaker 12: here for that, all right, I am here for.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: That thanking of you.
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: our Chief Love Officers. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
• 20:57
  Speaker 11: up at the top of the hour. In the entertain News,
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: Michael Irvin returns to NFL Network. He settles a one
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: hundred million dollar lawsuit with Marriott. Plus, it's New York
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: Fashion Week. We'll get some fashion advice from Blue Cheese.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: You know who that is, Steve Harvey.
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: Also in trending headlines, we'll have another consumer parent warning
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: about the one chip challenge recalled from store shelves. We'll
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: talk about all of these stories at the top of
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
• 21:26
  Speaker 11: the CLO colo. This one's from Kat in Boston, who says,
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: my husband picked up my phone by mistake, and he
• 21:35
  Speaker 11: took it to work. I ended up being late for
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: work because I was searching for it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: How about he.
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: Didn't call my office phone to tell me he had it,
• 21:45
  Speaker 11: nor did he bring it to my job. Am I
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: supposed to believe it was a mistake. Why did he
• 21:50
  Speaker 11: wait until I after work to tell me he had it?
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: I'm assumed.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: And what he told you was I was busy, it
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: was a accident.
• 22:01
  Speaker 8: I didn't realize I had it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You ain't called me and asked, boy, it slipped my mind.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: That's all stuff I would.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Say now that that could be the truth too.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: It probably ain't, though.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like that sounds like the truth.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Why would we tell the truth.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Because it wound? It's okay if it's the truth.
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: Well, that's the point of life.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: No, that's that's what I said.
• 22:30
  Speaker 15: Again, that's the point of line. It's supposed to sound
• 22:33
  Speaker 15: like the truth.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because what you don't tell you was I've been
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: suspecting some things about you. So I've been taking your
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: phone waiting on at the rain. And what I want
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you to know is I answered every damn call and
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: text that came through, every last one of them.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: He was waiting for something laying in the cut.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: This one's from Sharon in Lansing. Shearon says, I'm thirty
• 22:58
  Speaker 11: eight and I'm dating a man that's twenty four years old.
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: His sister that's my age. Told some of our mutual
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: friends that I am a desperate cougar. Does age really matter?
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: If he has an old soul? And I'm a big
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: kid at heart. Am I foolish to think this will work?
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Twenty four thirty eight?
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you're pretty stupid. He twenty four.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Twenty folk male species, thirty eight year old female species.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: The maturity rate at that age, the disparaging dispersion of
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: age difference, that that's a huge jump. See, it's different
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: if this man is forty five and you fifty six
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: or something like that, that's different because he way more
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: grown twenty folk. Then look, dumb head boy, he got
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: your age. Yeah, and for you to think he got
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: an old soul, that's really shows how young you are.
• 23:58
  Speaker 16: But you've beenish fact and I say this like y'all
• 24:02
  Speaker 16: always say who he fine?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Though he's bringing it then he's bringing he's bringing it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And often yes, endurance endurance.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: No no, no, no, no, ain't no endurance.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It's it's the amount of times the rounds you can Okay,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: ain't no doings. He ain't learned the lock hold on,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: He ain't learned that hit He back in five minutes, Yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: right back, God, I'm here. This is him right here.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: My bad, my bad, Sorry a little quick, but I'm
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: back though. That's him. You got me a kidd boy,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: that's good. Okay, give me a minute and I do
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: mean a minute.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: All right, all right? Moving on to wood and then.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Hard in the pun.
• 25:01
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I can't make this stuff up. What in the DMV says?
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: I'm much closer with my female friend than I am
• 25:10
  Speaker 11: with my wife, and I wish they could trade places.
• 25:13
  Speaker 11: My wife can tell this marriage isn't working, but she's
• 25:16
  Speaker 11: holding on for whatever reason. Everyone will look down on
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: me if I leave her, and should I pursue my
• 25:22
  Speaker 11: own love and happiness despite my wife's feeling.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: God, that's what you're finna do. What's the letapho.
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: You mean?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: If I already made this decision, how do you know
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: what the damn letapha you in a marriage you don't
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: want to be in. You got a wife just hanging
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: on to a marriage. And you like another woman better
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: than you like your wife. And you said it, and
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: you said and what you ain't mentioning is who you not?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Only do you like her better than your wife? You
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: won't hum you won't your wife. So, dog, what are
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: we talking about? Why did you write me?
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: He wants to know should he pursue his own love
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: and happiness despite how his wife feels?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Who are you? Who you think you talking to? Should
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: you pursue your own happiness? Do you know my track record?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Do you know how long and how many times I've
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: been chasing happiness?
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Boy?
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: Please? The one thing I have been I have been
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: transparent about that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Now you say what you want to say about me,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: and you can try to hold me to my past
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: all you want. I did what I did at the
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: decision time that I made the decision. That's that's that's
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: that's that was the skill set I had. So, Brian,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you asking the wrong person. Hell, yes, pursue your happiness.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: You ain't a done it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you what the bile's say. One more
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: time to.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Sickness and in help rich, awful, poor, better, awful, worse
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: until death?
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Do you part?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Now? When I felt like I was dying, I parted,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Boy doing not what the word means, That's what I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: thought it meant. In sickness, I guess you got sick
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: of somebody sickness and in health. I'm a ride with you,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: richer apart. I'm a ride with you, better or worse.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a ride till death.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: Do you part?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: What you make me feel like I'm dying, I have
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: to part. That's the vot.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: I did it twice.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I felt like I was dying two times, and I partied.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: I feel how you want to feel about that.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you for your interpretation.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: You are very comfortable with girl. Look at me, Look
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: at me, look at you, head tilted, arms folded. Yes,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you learned so much from you on the show Man.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Take the vile okay?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Last one?
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: I took them viol.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: All right, last one?
• 28:15
  Speaker 11: Steve Colo, Mikayla and Covington says, my twenty one year
• 28:19
  Speaker 11: old daughter moved into her own apartment, and she refused
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: to give her dad and I a key to her place,
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: So my husband took her key to our house. I
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: need for her to always have access to our home.
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: Can I go against my husband?
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: No?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, we ain't doing Oh, we ain't trading keys.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: You welcome to come, but your ass gots to knock.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I bet you missed your rent before I miss mane.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: I bet you that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where you're going, it's a Doe bell out there,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: do bell.
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I have open door policy with all my kids. They're
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: walcome to come home. They ain't got no keyo like
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: your nephew used to have parties.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: Camera guy.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Bet All right, thank you, Colo.
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:05
  Speaker 11: some entertainment news for you right after this you're listening.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Morning show.
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: Former Dallas Cowboys star and Hall of Famer Michael Irvin
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: settled his defamation lawsuit against Marriott and officially returned to
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: the NFL network this past Sunday morning. Irvin had filed
• 29:26
  Speaker 11: a one hundred million dollar lawsuit against Marriott and six
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: others for defamation and interference in a business relationship after
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: a female employee accused him of making lude and inappropriate
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: comments falsely accused him in a hotel lobby in Arizona.
• 29:41
  Speaker 11: This happened back in February of this year. He was
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: pulled at that time from the NFL network Super Bowl
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: coverage in the wake of the incident, and has not
• 29:51
  Speaker 11: been on since. Michael Irvin and Marriott had settled that lawsuit,
• 29:55
  Speaker 11: and the terms of the settlement are not known.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Well, that's because there's an NDA having been signed. What
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: these corporations do is when they make a mistake or
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: they get busted, they will have they will give you
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: your winnings, they will settle the case. But now it's
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: an NDA, nobody can discuss the case. If Michael Irvin
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: discusses the dollar amount, he gonna have to return it. Alah,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Colin Kaepernick, when he won the descript that laws suit.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: You ain't heard him talking about no more kneiling or nothing,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: because it's in the contract when you sign that. Now,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: what Marriott needed to do, it's what they should have did,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: was issue a formal apology to Michael Irv. See, these people,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you try to destroy a man's career full out, but
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: then when something come up and he didn't do it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: Now y'all just want to settle him.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Come up with these NDAs because everybody that's accused ain't guilty.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: And sometimes, man, you can't make these accusations and ruin
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: people's lives, and then you try to put in a
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: little fake claim and then something happening, and then you
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: get to skip to the loot my dollar about your
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: own life? What is woman with these fake ass charges
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: on this man? See what happened to her?
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: Nothing? Nothing?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: And that ain't right.
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Now, when you do something to a woman, you got
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: to pay as you should. But when you falsely accuse
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: these men trying to bring up trying to take advantage
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: of the me too movement for your own self benefit
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: and he and it was unfair.
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: See something gotta start happening, man.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: So he was top. He was top news story for
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: the accusation. But now he settled the defamation. Where that
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: story it's quiet. Well we're reporting it, we are case.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: We give it down.
• 31:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, all right, well congratulations, Glad that's settled.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Glad he's back on the NFL network for sure.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: In other entertainment news, New York Fashion Week is the
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: destination at the forefront of shaping culture. Let's say it
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: shapes trends and the evolution of American fashion designers. And
• 32:07
  Speaker 11: we'll end tomorrow, September thirteenth, and we hear that One
• 32:11
  Speaker 11: of the trends continuing for spring twenty twenty four is
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: dressing like the nineties. Remember that was like track suits,
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: bucket hats, t shirts, cargo pants, er dresses.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: So blue cheese and why do they call you blue
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: cheese cause I be dressing?
• 32:29
  Speaker 11: Okay, yes, blue cheese because he be dressing. We got
• 32:35
  Speaker 11: to ask you, Steve, what are some of your suggested
• 32:38
  Speaker 11: fashion mustabs? Because you're a fashion icon in your own right,
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: let me.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Give you a called the suggestion. Okay, stay within yo
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: budget woo number one. Uh huh, stay within yo budget.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Shop where yo money. Let you shop where.
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: You ain't broke. When you get through shopping, nothing you
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: can put on is worth your rent. This is so true.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Nothing you can put on is worth groceries. Come on, Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: you can't buy this nice outfit and go out and
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: then come home. You can't even see the outfit called
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: the license, just call it.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: You feel that way about shoes though, what a bad pass?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Shoes though, Steve them, shoes.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Is nice, but it's hard to find them in your
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: closet when the lights is.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back to that.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just That's the main thing I try to
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: tell people's shop within your budget. There's a way that
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: you can fake it till you make it. That was
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: my specialty. I'm telling you right now. What about PJ
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Max and Value City. This was my store, my first
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: comedy outfit. When I got a week opening act, my
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: whole outfit was twenty two dollars.
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: But see what about the time you had those shoes
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: and lay away for like I had them in layer
• 33:59
  Speaker 11: away for eight months and telling some some people shoes
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: and I And that was back in the day.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I was in high school, and uh, you know, I
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: had laid away a tin. But I was in the
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: eleventh grade now, and my my shoe size went up
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: to whatever grade I was.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: In that size I.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Grade you were. When I was eleven, I laid them away.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: I was in the tenth.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I was in the eleventh grade, and I grew into
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: an eleven, but I bought the tens. The tenns was
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: tight anyway. But I always knew leather stretch, and I
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: didn't have a lot of shoes. So I'm finished.
• 34:32
  Speaker 8: I'm finish.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Stretched the hell out my shoes. Before that first night
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I put them peoples on. I had me lay away
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: for eight months. I jammed my toe down. Man, I
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: don't remember them being this tight. Well, you in size ten.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Then I jammed them levels down in there. Let me
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: tell you something.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: I went to the movie.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I took a girl named Brenda Skinner to the movie.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I walked down the ramp and they was tight. And
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: then I got down there and I said, man, I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: was listening to the movie. I wanted to take my
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: shoes off, and you know how you try to take
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: them off under your seat with your toes. But I
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: couldn't get them off. Boy, let me tell you something.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: That blood rushed down to my feet. I stood up
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: when that movie was over and tried to go turn
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: up the aisle and walk up that little ramp, and
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: my knees buckle. And I'm in shape now. And you
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: know how you walk and you try not to crease
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: your feet. You just lift them up and put them
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: back down. Yeah, I got up there. When I finally
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: got home, I had to get a butcher knife and
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: cut my sheet at the soles, yeah, between the soul,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: just to give them me. I couldn't get them.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Off, all right, Wow, thank you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: Put the leather off of the soul.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Coming up, coming up.
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: In twenty minutes after the hour. Athletes often feed off doubt.
• 35:52
  Speaker 11: We'll talk about that right after this.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: You're listening morning show.
• 35:58
  Speaker 11: Well, according to USA Today, DOT athletes often feed off doubt.
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: It can be a fueling system for them, like a
• 36:05
  Speaker 11: way to launch them into orbit. Young tennis great Cocoa
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: Golf just won the US Open, her first Grand Slam.
• 36:12
  Speaker 11: So take a listen to post match message to her haters.
• 36:16
  Speaker 18: Honestly, thank you to the people who didn't believe in me.
• 36:20
  Speaker 18: I mean, like a month ago, I won a five
• 36:26
  Speaker 18: hundred title and people said I would stop at that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 18: Two weeks ago, I won a thousand title and people
• 36:32
  Speaker 18: were saying that was the biggest was going to get.
• 36:34
  Speaker 18: So three weeks later, I'm here with this trophy right now.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: So the two.
• 36:42
  Speaker 18: You know, I've tried my best to carry this with
• 36:45
  Speaker 18: grace and I've been doing my best. So honestly, to
• 36:48
  Speaker 18: those who thought were who those who thought who were
• 36:50
  Speaker 18: putting water in my fire, you're really adding gas to
• 36:53
  Speaker 18: it and now I'm really burning so bright right now.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Wow, I love that. Let them know who you are.
• 37:04
  Speaker 11: Shine, You're like, yes, congratulations once again to Coco Golf.
• 37:09
  Speaker 11: And we're also celebrating Dione Sanders coach Prime this past Saturday.
• 37:14
  Speaker 11: You guys, you know he won Colorado beat Nebraska and
• 37:18
  Speaker 11: their record is now too. And oh, Coach Prime said
• 37:20
  Speaker 11: after last week's TCU win, quote, I keep receipts, do
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: you believe now?
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I love that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: I love you for them. I love that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I love how she.
• 37:31
  Speaker 16: Checked her hater us Coco m You know, Dan, I'm
• 37:35
  Speaker 16: gonna keep coach Prime, gonna keep checking them golf.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Because you know, these people are human, man.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and people don't understand man, y'all be fine off
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: on people man, and is in no regard for how
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: they feel or think. And you think because you got
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: a pin or something, you just say what you want
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: to say and then you just get tired of it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't want to own up to it
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: after the fact. That's what NO.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Want to move on.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: Hey, no, I ain't never said anything Prime Prime.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: I read that bull junk you wrope. I read all
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: through it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: See.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: And the thing I like about Prime is he maintained himself. See,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I cuss, I'm not using bull junk. I'm nothing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 14: I like that.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: That's why I said I like it about Prime. Did
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: you comment on me, Tommy, Now, could you las do
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: a press? Come hello? You know till this time, you
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: know if you say something that required cussing, but's why
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I got to hold it in.
• 38:38
  Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, coach Harp, you want to expound on you
• 38:41
  Speaker 12: know what took place last week and what took place
• 38:43
  Speaker 12: this week on the game.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: You saw the damn game?
• 38:48
  Speaker 15: Okay, coach believe you was gonna make it to two
• 38:52
  Speaker 15: and oh you know, we really didn't feel like you
• 38:54
  Speaker 15: have the talent.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I don't give a sugar honey of ice teeth.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: All right, look, we gotta move on.
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we're
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: going to talk about what profession is undtable?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: You're listening morning show, all right, so let's.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Talk about this. What profession do you guys think or
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: do you see is undtable for you? We got an
• 39:25
  Speaker 11: email from a guy on Steve Harvey FM. This guy
• 39:28
  Speaker 11: is a stand up comedian Steve, and he's thinking about
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: dating a female comedian. So he wants to know do
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: you think that's cool or do you think it's not
• 39:37
  Speaker 11: so cool? And part two of that, is there a
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: profession that you find undateable.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I think it's cool to date a girl.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: What's the matter with her being a comedian. It's nothing
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: wrong with that at all. That could be her dream too.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she understands you more than anyone probably, right.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dated a comedian?
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: No, I was, back when I was.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's where we're going with.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: That's where you took. Oh you know what, Tommy, you know,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's why
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I took.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: You want me?
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: You want me?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That was fine?
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: It was, it was.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: It wasn't available.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Some more.
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: Was always with Dwayne.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Some more fine.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: Dale Gibbons was like my little sister. Now after that's
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: what worked.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Where you want to go?
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: I don't want to go nowhere else.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Let's okay.
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: I'm just saying no, I was not.
• 40:37
  Speaker 11: But please let's move on, Steve, let's talk about the undid.
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: Was there any profession that you wouldn't date?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't take I can't take no stripper to
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the house. You can't come here, come my mama, gonna
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: know you're stripper right away? Watch you walking like that?
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: It all on?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: What's that going on? That glitter?
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: She got to walk like she can grip a pole.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: But where you get hired?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: She in here watching TV standing on her hands upside down.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: Where you get this girl?
• 41:18
  Speaker 9: She just randomly?
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, she just randomly just do something.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: So she ain't got no fires and just slammed herself
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: in the floor in the wide out split.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: What is she trying to?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:30
  Speaker 10: I why she ain't got no fires.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Or something?
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: You can't.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Why she keep all her money in the daughter strap.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Like you work at a brothel? He certainly probably basketball player.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I just don't see that working.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I get it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Why why why you think?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Not what he thinking?
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: No?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: You see the taller girls here?
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what is he finna do? He can't even date
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: a guard.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: In the in the w N B A.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And there the shortest one.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Junior.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: I see you think I can't date a probation office.
• 42:19
  Speaker 10: Because if I'm a probation why is my freedom in
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: your hand? I can't.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I can't date.
• 42:25
  Speaker 15: Nobody can send me down because you mad, I ain't called.
• 42:32
  Speaker 15: Now I'm back in jail for six years because I
• 42:34
  Speaker 15: didn't call.
• 42:37
  Speaker 19: I didn't call you because of the relationship devote my probation.
• 42:45
  Speaker 19: So those are the three professionals anymore see anymore?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't date the
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: English teacher.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: No way, didn't break up?
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, getting my corrected every time. Old Magnan is
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: I'm not finna do all this?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: What did you just say?
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: You heard?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: That's not?
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: What did you say?
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: That?
• 43:08
  Speaker 14: What?
• 43:09
  Speaker 11: What?
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Work?
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: That's not a word?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: It is to me?
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: No, that's what I can't think? No English?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, spell it?
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: You spell it?
• 43:24
  Speaker 14: What you know?
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: You can look it up?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: How did I just killed me? Where a teacher go?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I misspell a word? Look it up, heifer? If I
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: can't spell it, how is I'm gonna look it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Up right there?
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: How it is philosophy? I can't spell? Well, look it up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Well it's not in the f I can't just how
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: sound it out? I did for philosophy?
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: Now what I said?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Who is h? All right?
• 43:59
  Speaker 14: What?
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: Please?
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: Coming up next, we'll hear from the nephew with today's
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: prank phone call.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Right after this ploss of five.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: You're listening.
• 44:11
  Speaker 11: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: it today, and the subject is he goes from swave
• 44:21
  Speaker 11: to really smelly, really quick he goes from swave to
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: smelly real quick. All right, but right now, we'll get
• 44:30
  Speaker 11: into that in just a bit. Right now, the nephew
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: for us, nef, Well, you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: Know what level you're looking for? You know you all
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: got any level you're looking for? What love you're looking for?
• 44:41
  Speaker 10: A stupid I.
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: S there, I know that, and that is the goal.
• 44:46
  Speaker 12: What I'm trying to get you to understand is the
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: levels of stupidity, and I hate out the top.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Why are you playing games?
• 44:52
  Speaker 10: What's the top level?
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Oh that's just geniusly stupid.
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: That's that's let's get to it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: That's what you do.
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, what it is? Can your wife help me
• 45:07
  Speaker 12: with my thesis? Can your wife?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: It's a thesis. You gotta be a Jesus right, A
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: thesis that's gonna be?
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: Can your wife helped me with my Just check it out?
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: Here is cat dog if you would.
• 45:23
  Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well who is it?
• 45:28
  Speaker 14: Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this is this?
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: Downs?
• 45:31
  Speaker 14: Is a husband?
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? This mean what up?
• 45:34
  Speaker 14: Hey? I man? Listen? My mother is mystery man. She
• 45:38
  Speaker 14: goes to church with with with your wife's moms with
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: his mother and uh, I'm actually in med school, man.
• 45:45
  Speaker 14: And they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: Is that right?
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: But you say, you say your mama go to church
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: with my.
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: Wife's mama, right right, my mother she goes to church
• 46:00
  Speaker 14: with with with mother.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, then all right?
• 46:03
  Speaker 14: Uh, when I was telling you off for damn, if
• 46:05
  Speaker 14: you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going. I'm getting
• 46:08
  Speaker 14: ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis
• 46:10
  Speaker 14: for the end of the year, uh, end of the semester,
• 46:13
  Speaker 14: man for mad school. And they told me your wife,
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: you know, that might be able to help me out,
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: So I was hoping I could talk to her for
• 46:20
  Speaker 14: a second.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: If you're on mind, yeah, hold on real quick, all right,
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: hold on, okay, you want to talk to you mama,
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: So you wanna talk to you? Who is this?
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: Hey?
• 46:34
  Speaker 14: Yes, hey, how you doing? My name is ellis my mother?
• 46:38
  Speaker 14: Did you go to church with your with your mother?
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: And they gave me your number that you might be
• 46:42
  Speaker 14: able to help me out with some stuff. I'm in
• 46:44
  Speaker 14: mad school. Right now. I'm studying to be a gynecologist,
• 46:47
  Speaker 14: and uh, you might be able to help me out
• 46:49
  Speaker 14: with some things. I wanted to reach out to you
• 46:51
  Speaker 14: if it was cool.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, what's your name again?
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: Ellis?
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: And your mom goes to church with my mom's right?
• 46:57
  Speaker 14: Okay, right?
• 46:57
  Speaker 16: Okay?
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: What what? What? What I'm doing is I'm doing my
• 47:01
  Speaker 14: thesis and you know this is this is my big
• 47:04
  Speaker 14: end of the year exam. And what I'm doing is
• 47:07
  Speaker 14: I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,
• 47:11
  Speaker 14: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: trying to do is actually get a time where I
• 47:15
  Speaker 14: can hook up with you and maybe examine you and
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: get all that on video. So you say you want
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: to video tape, I would be giving you you know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 14: and I put you, you know, your legs and the
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: stirrups and all that, and just video me doing the
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: actual examination on you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Do you want a video? You want to video tape
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: him giving me a Hey? What you're talking about?
• 47:39
  Speaker 14: You want to do? What?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Again?
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: Do?
• 47:41
  Speaker 14: Well? See, I'm working on my thesis, man, and what
• 47:43
  Speaker 14: I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video, So
• 47:45
  Speaker 14: I'm actually video myself giving your wife what you coming way?
• 47:49
  Speaker 14: You want a video?
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: Wife?
• 47:53
  Speaker 14: Hey, hey, hey brother, this right here from my grade. Man.
• 47:55
  Speaker 14: You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: this is for the grade. You know your wife being
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: in the medical field.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: My wife you talking about you can't you come up? Monny, Okay,
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: you want to video can my wife? Don't you give
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: a day? We got to look at it. Man, you
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: want you can't not no.
• 48:11
  Speaker 14: He oh, man, listen this from my lady. And this
• 48:13
  Speaker 14: ain't but I mean only the profession.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Is going to market phone and I'm concerned. You better
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: gonna find somebody else. You ain't gonna do my wife
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: this again.
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: Man, My name is Ellis. Man. I told you know
• 48:23
  Speaker 14: my mama, Miss Sheld go to church with Come on.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: I'm no, we don't know what you know what I'm saying.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: We ain't ever senior mama. Man, what you're trying to do,
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: you ain't fnna do no my wife. Man, all y'all, hey, okay,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: with y'all, let me ask you something.
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: Don't you go in there and get anyway at least
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: once or twice a year?
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, nobody no bidea cage trying to video taking
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: my wife like that. Put but man, this it brother,
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: We're gonna find somebody else. Man that man may all
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: that Man, I don't know you all'll know your mama.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Dog y'all.
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: Man say, okay, can you put me on speakerphone so
• 48:58
  Speaker 14: I could talk to both y'all?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: No, now you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.
• 49:03
  Speaker 14: Okay, Can I say one more thing?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Come my video taping my wife? No, yeah, you ain't
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: talking to my wife.
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: Come up. I just want to say this man. This
• 49:11
  Speaker 14: his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: just got breaked by your homeboy, Doug. Baby.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Tell my this is you? Tell me talking about video
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: taping my wife.
• 49:26
  Speaker 14: Tell me what you got a boy named Doug?
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: Don't you on?
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: Maun? What do you say?
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: Who did that?
• 49:32
  Speaker 14: Doug? Dog?
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Man, Tony, I won't kick it, man, definite. Man, you
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: don't count about it. Oh no, man, you had me
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: hot dude.
• 49:45
  Speaker 14: Oh man, y'all all right.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Man, A hunt was being fair? Man?
• 49:50
  Speaker 14: Hey, man, Hey, put what on the movie out at heels? Man?
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, hold all right.
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: For let me see I speak.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Hold uh alright, go ahead, man, okay, No, what I
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: got one thing?
• 50:01
  Speaker 14: I gotta ask y'all, what is the baddest radio show
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: in the land? Man?
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: Next time my.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Wife goes back up in there.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: Man, I'm going up in there.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: Man there, what y'all think?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: What do we think?
• 50:28
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: You gave me what I asked for.
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: You went to the top. So yeah, it is jeaneusly stupid.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: That's what you got, a good job, that's what we think.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: We're all on the same page, thank god, on the
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: age we are.
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: Hey, I'm getting you know.
• 50:46
  Speaker 12: Let me say, this is now vacation time for nephew
• 50:49
  Speaker 12: Timmy and taking my beautiful wife to Italy. And I
• 50:53
  Speaker 12: am very excited about that. So that is getting ready
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: to jump off. Me and me and my my honey
• 50:58
  Speaker 12: dip my my ride of died. We are going to Italy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: And she has used my credit card for some damn
• 51:06
  Speaker 12: first class ticket and I be damn.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: What what's the problem.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: It wasn't one wrong with that other section. It was
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that other section.
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: When he.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Where did Southwest start going to Italy?
• 51:25
  Speaker 12: There was nothing wrong with that, But that other section
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: it's a section, right, behlf, her class half cheaper?
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: We could have done that.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I just readly man.
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: Half rich. I don't understand you, man, I just don't.
• 51:45
  Speaker 12: Now now upset because they send you this email where
• 51:50
  Speaker 12: you can pick out what you want to eat. So
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: I picked it out and they said they didn't.
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: Have no more of that.
• 51:54
  Speaker 12: So I told her that I was going to smoke
• 51:57
  Speaker 12: a brisket and bring that on in slices so we'll
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: have something.
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: You're not gonna do it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna bring this brisket on this plane and help
• 52:06
  Speaker 12: ass is sitting up in here in the first class.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: Going to with some fall.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Umbelievable and they're gonna ask the flight attendant to heat
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: it up, like you know, if it's possible. If it's possible,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: what is you going to Italy to eat some damn brisket?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I'm eating it on the way.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: They not.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: They didn't have what I wanted on the menu, so
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I decided, hey, we might.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: Well do some brands.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: You asked for it just out of curiosity.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: Braid short rip was what it was, and they done
• 52:43
  Speaker 12: ran out, so I guess everybody gonna order before me,
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: So no problem, I bring some brisket.
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: Why are you even making money?
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: What's a real man.
• 52:54
  Speaker 15: That's you can't even enjoy first class. He did want
• 52:57
  Speaker 15: to bring a brisket on him? Who don't want to
• 53:02
  Speaker 15: put brisk Sam?
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: You're a change?
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: I love it? Junr just that top, Junia that got
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  Speaker 1: real Hollywood.
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  Speaker 11: Coming up next, it's my Strawberry Letter for today and
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  Speaker 11: the subject is he goes from swave to smelly real quick.
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  Speaker 11: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
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  Speaker 11: Morning Show, and it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 11: just like we're going to do with this one right here.
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  Speaker 2: Right now.
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  Speaker 12: We could be wonder what the hell this one? Back yesterday?
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  Speaker 12: I'm damn your tune in my damn show.
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  Speaker 2: I got to hear this. What is about about him?
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  Speaker 2: Wheezing and weezing? O? What is whatever it is? I'm
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: gonna flatters down and Tommy, just whatever it is, just
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  Speaker 2: wait on my fat wheezing ass response.
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  Speaker 8: I see if I.
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  Speaker 12: Can get through it this se I don't know what
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  Speaker 12: the big deal is about all this. Don't say nothing
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  Speaker 12: behind he's back. I've been talking behind him. Damn man,
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  Speaker 12: I don't know what what the what the issue is.
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  Speaker 12: If you turn around now, I'm gonna say somebody that.
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  Speaker 1: That wheezing that is not funny. Stop that is he
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  Speaker 1: weezing on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, tell you to.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stop too much.
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  Speaker 17: I'm sorry, many girl were good.
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  Speaker 2: We're finished. Start the BlackBerry letter. Is everybody good?
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  Speaker 1: It'sberry the fruit.
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  Speaker 2: Now, sir, you got to you got your jabers? Is bananaus?
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  Speaker 2: All right, buckle up.
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  Speaker 8: And hold on tight.
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  Speaker 2: Here it comes. I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 2: it's not about you, okay or you subject.
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  Speaker 11: He goes from suave to smelly real quick. All right,
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  Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating a forty seven year
• 55:21
  Speaker 11: old man and I just turned forty. I am an
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  Speaker 11: esthetician and I do full body treatments, and that is
• 55:27
  Speaker 11: how I met this guy. I did an exfoliation and
• 55:30
  Speaker 11: wax treatment on his back one time, and he booked
• 55:33
  Speaker 11: several more sessions on the spot. We talked and got
• 55:36
  Speaker 11: closer each time he came in for his service. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: have come across a lot of smells in my line
• 55:42
  Speaker 11: of work, so when I did his body treatments, I
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: could smell the toxins leaving his body. I comforted him
• 55:48
  Speaker 11: by telling him it was totally normal, although in my
• 55:52
  Speaker 11: mind his body odor was a lot stronger than any
• 55:56
  Speaker 11: of my other clients. After a few weeks of hanging
• 55:59
  Speaker 11: out with him, I stayed over at his place. Nothing
• 56:02
  Speaker 11: happened that night, but I did fall asleep in his
• 56:05
  Speaker 11: arms on the couch. I woke up to the smell
• 56:08
  Speaker 11: of mint and cabbage. I realized that he had started
• 56:11
  Speaker 11: to sweat a little bit and the smell was coming
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: from his body. We had a lot to drink the
• 56:16
  Speaker 11: night before, so I thought maybe the smell was coming
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: from the liquor in his pores. I woke him and
• 56:22
  Speaker 11: made up an excuse about going to church so that
• 56:25
  Speaker 11: I could leave. Since that day, the cabbage smell has
• 56:28
  Speaker 11: continually crept up when we are together. Because of my training,
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: I've made it my mission to find out what the
• 56:35
  Speaker 11: smell could be before I confront him with it. He
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: takes bats all the time, and I think it's to
• 56:42
  Speaker 11: control the smell, But three or four hours later, the
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: smell creeps up and out of his clothes. When he
• 56:49
  Speaker 11: takes his clothes off, they don't stink. It's just around
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: his neck that smells so bad. He's ready to start
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: having sex, but I get nauseous sometimes when we can.
• 57:00
  Speaker 11: I want to suggest he changed his diet and take
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: some supplements. But how do I do that without offending him?
• 57:07
  Speaker 11: Do I help him or let him stink by himself? Well,
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: only you can answer that question. And it sounds like
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: you like him and want him to be a part
• 57:16
  Speaker 11: of your life, so you got to tell him. It's
• 57:19
  Speaker 11: that simple. He obviously knows something is wrong because you
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: say he takes a lot of bass. I know what
• 57:25
  Speaker 11: mint smells like, and I know cabbage stinks, especially old cabbage,
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: but I've never smelled them together. But body odor is
• 57:34
  Speaker 11: very serious. It's usually a deal breaker in relationships. But
• 57:39
  Speaker 11: I mean again, you sound like you like this guy
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: and you want to help him, and he clearly needs
• 57:43
  Speaker 11: help with himself. You said you made it your mission
• 57:47
  Speaker 11: to find out about what the smell could be before
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: you confront him with it. But you're connected and you're
• 57:53
  Speaker 11: concerned about offending him. I get that, But his body
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: odor is offensive, and kissing him makes you nauseous. So
• 58:01
  Speaker 11: you really don't have a choice in this matter. You
• 58:04
  Speaker 11: gotta tell him, tell him you could.
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  Speaker 1: Do it nice.
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  Speaker 11: Oh man, he should be able to take this kind
• 58:09
  Speaker 11: of harsh truth. But you need to do it nicely, okay, Steve,
• 58:15
  Speaker 11: He well crush the guy.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's real nice, Shirley. But you know it's crushing time.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: We all get crushed. I mean, let's look at this subject.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: It's crushing time. He goes from suave to smell it
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  Speaker 2: real quick.
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: Look at this.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: What this letter could have been was he goes from
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: breathing to wheezing real quick. See how that can go.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: You know, we all got to take shots. So now
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: if I could take a shot, then he can take
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: a shot. It ain't time to be killtos. Here's this
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: woman dating this forty seven year old man and she
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: turned forty. She's an esthetician. She do full body treatment.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: And that's how you met the guy. You was exfoliating
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: him and doing a wax treatment on his back. What
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: the hell he have on his bat? And then and
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: and he booked several more, and we got closer each
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: time he came in. And but then you said, I
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: done come across a lot of smells in my line
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: of work. So when I did his body treatment, I
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: could smell the toxins leaving his body. I confronted him
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: by telling him it was totally normal, although in my
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: mind the body order was a lot stronger than any
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: of my other climes.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta find more. A minute more, Steve, go ahead.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Well, you got a man that think worse than anybody
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: you've ever had in your chair before. That's really what
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: you see. You said, I could smell the toxins leaving
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: his body. I could comforted him by telling it was totally.
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: Norm That's a lie. See, that's a lot.
• 59:50
  Speaker 10: See.
• 59:51
  Speaker 8: I told him it was totally normal.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: That ain't no, although in my mind his body odor
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: was a lot stronger than any of my other clients.
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  Speaker 8: Your mays stink.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, catch your breath. We're all we're gonna
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: have two months up.
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  Speaker 11: Twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter subject
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  Speaker 11: as he goes from swave to smelly real quick.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 11: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: The subject is he goes from swave to smelly real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this woman is an esthetician. She's dating this forty
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: seven year old man.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: She forty.
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  Speaker 2: He came here for a back treatment. He she exfoliated
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: him and waxed his back, and she's he's come through
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: a few more times because he like us. But she
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: noticed that smell was coming out of his body, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: it was stronger than anybody else's smell she had ever
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: done before them. Now, this is a very noteworthy Communist
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: letter because now you you you're dating a man that stank,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: molding anybody you have smelled the folks, and I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Not fit to do that. I'm not finishing.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not fit to date nobody to sink more than
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: anybody I've ever smelled. You know, you can have a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: little older or some physical things, but we're not dating them.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Most sank in this person I've ever met before. We
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: just we're not We're not taking I'm not dragging this
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: title around with me. I'm not introducing you to people.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Say everybody, this is my new friend herman, and he
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: just want you to be aware he stinks more than
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: anybody he's ever smelled in my whole damn life. So
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: as we're sitting here having a good ass time. If
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: you get excited, he started hearing at the football game
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: at a sports bar.
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  Speaker 8: It's him, it's him.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not Finnish. Yeah see, I'm not finna take this
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: title around with me. But she decided to go ahead
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: and do it, and uh she she could smell the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: toxins leaving his body while she was working on him,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: and she comforted him by telling him it was normal.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: That's a lot it wasn't normal, and his body older,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: was a lot stronger than any other clients. A few
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: weeks of hanging out with him, I stayed over at
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: this plate. Nothing happened at night, but I fell asleep
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: in his arms on the couch. I don't know how
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: to hear you. Let this strong arm ass man get
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: you damn there in a headlocked where you done?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: Fell asleep in his arms on the couch.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Nothing happened that at night, but woke I woke up
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to the smell of mint and cabbage. Now that is
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: no such thing. That's no such thing as mint and cabbage.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: We've all smelled cabbage before. That ain't a damn thing
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: minty in the cabbage pot, A bit cabbage minty is
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: when you have basil or a reagano in spagetti. Cabbage
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: is a damn dish by itself. Once the cabbage is
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: in there, you don't smell nothing but cabbage. So there
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: you go, lying you're trying to be nice. Realized that
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: he had started to sweat a little bit and the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: smell was coming from his body.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: Now that's normous.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: We had a lot to drink that night before, so
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe the smell was coming from the liquor
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: in his poet. Let's stop this way. We all know
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: somebody that drink. When the last time you've been sitting
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: with somebody that drink and you smell cabbage? What is
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: he drinking? Vodka is made out of potatoes. Hey, that's
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: everything else is Come on now, corn mash. Let me
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: tell you I know moonshine is coin. Vodka is potato, now,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Jack Daniels and all that stuff, right that that's just gas.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: That's just straight damn unlited. That ain't no, that ain't
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: that ain't a callum, That ain't covosiate. That's just so lady.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Come on now, I woke, I woke him, and I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: made up an excuse about on the church. When you
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: stink so bad that they push you to the Lord,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: that's a clear sign that you probably need to be
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: through with him. You woke up and his thanks so
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: bad you felt like you needed prays, so you told
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: him your ass had to go to church so you
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: could leave. Since that day, the cabbage smell has continually
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: crept up when we are together.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: It's not because of my training.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I made it my mission to find out what that
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: smell could be before I confront him with it. Well,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: let's talk about and let me give you a suggestion.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: This is called funk. That's what that smell. Funk.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: It's f u in k.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: We had songs out play that new funky music. Quite
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: for funk has been disused to describe a mild odorous
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: smell that causes your face to contort and your nose.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: To stiff.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: It it cripts your nose. He takes baths.
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  Speaker 8: All the time. I think it's to control the smell.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, he's taking these baths at the
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: wrong time, his time and his off, and he not
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: taking enough bath.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Time.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Robert just need to have a bath with him. Set
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: up something in the trunk of his car. You know
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: where when he get out for he come in bathe
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: come over your house? Bathe now when he takes his
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: and then the smell creeps up and out of his
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: clothes when he takes his clothes off, they don't stink. Well,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: it's stuck to his body. You don't give a damn
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: by his clothes. You ain't sleeping with his clothes, y'all
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: sleeping necks. It's just around his neck that smells so
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: bad where he's he's ready to start having sex. But
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: I get noxious when we kiss. I want to suggest
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: he changes died, takes some supplements. How do I do
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: that without offenditive? Or do I help him see by myself? Yeah,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna have to leave him, but I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: just want you to know. Something is caught in his thoat.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Something is caught in this boat. Poster putting in his
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: damn boats. You're gonna have to get cut out because
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: something is large in his boat.
• 1:06:19
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  Speaker 1: Hour, it's Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: All right now, I need my boy pipp In.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Pipp be right up. I'm good man. You see I'm
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: representing this morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, straight out of Cleveland.
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  Speaker 8: Straight out of Cleveland.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: What of these games?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Pipping it a?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I'm letting here we go.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: Raven's over the text, it's twenty five to nine.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Hang in that Texan.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man. The Buccaneers over the Vikings.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Oh man, man, I heard it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: I couldn't believe that, but it couldn't. I like Baker Mainfield,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: but damn I didn't pick that one.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: No, but he was.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: He go on, you did, man. The Saints over the Titans,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: sixteen to fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: Saints over the Titans.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: Year, Yeah, man, He'll go another with Pippot. Falcons over
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  Speaker 4: the Panthers twenty four to ten.
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  Speaker 2: Pied it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: You go another with Pippot.
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  Speaker 15: Here we go, man, the forty nine Ers over the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 15: Steelers thirty to seven.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Picked it me?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 15: Yeah, man, yeah, man, Pippy been picking them, but he
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 15: would go man. Jaguars over the Coast thirty one to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 15: twenty one.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Picked it told y'all. I was pulling for Richardson, but damn, Lawrence,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: though you know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: It go another with Pippot.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: The command is over the Cardinals twenty to sixteen.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I told John everybody have it, but y'all listen to
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: it now. Popping off got you in the club dancing
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: your ass, Take it down down.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Dolphin's over the Charges man thirty six to thirty.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Four to Joe.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody talking about that white boys on coming.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: There and be tour two.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I ain't hurt you.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: He hain't even had a concussion. He gonna give one,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: but he ain't had. I hope I'm wrong, but damn
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: he can't fall. Okay, I learned to I need a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: bigger helmet.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 15: Eagles over the Patriots man, twenty five to twenty old, y'all, yeah,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 15: Harry Peppy man, here we go.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: The Packers over the Band thirty eight to twenty.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: No, I ain't picked that. I was pulling for Justin Field.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I ain't got nobody butt.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: Justin the Rams over the Seahawks man.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Damn, I didn't get that one either. I thought, ready, yes,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: they had good year last year. I ain't picking y'all. No, more. Okay,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: but let me.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: Get you higgo.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 15: When you picked Pippy the first game the Lions over
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 15: the Chiefs twenty one to twenty, picked it up, So I.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Told that was Thursday night. I'm told John, I said,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: the Lions is gonna whook the Chiefs hand and Dave
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: the engineer damn near kill hisself. I turned thirty three.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: I know you won't just break.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: Then you wanted to end the Cowboys over the Giants
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: forty to zero.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I said that was gonna be the upset, but I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: knew they was gonna window.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: Shut Barkley down. All right, thank you Jr.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 16: Coming up at the top of the hour, we got
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 16: social media advice. The passenger side is driving me crazy, okay, okay,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 16: so we'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: You're listening Morning show.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Timothy on Facebook?
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  Speaker 2: Right hold on, what's happening to I'm still here because
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: I wore my shirt straight out of Cleveland, and then
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Junior did all these games and didn't announce that the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Cleveland Browns beat the breaks off the damn Cincinnati Bungles
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: and just won't they got out bungles being Cleveland Brown's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: what the bungle? Now, go ahead, I'm just I just
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  Speaker 2: want to say that. Damn, Junior.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't even I ain't even.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Do the texting on that's all right, you know, Cleveland?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, because I was respectful to Detex.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: But that's over.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: We announced.
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  Speaker 2: See you next week, all right, Pepping, Well I let
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  Speaker 2: you next week.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 16: So here we go, Pepp and get Steve back in here. Okay,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 16: let's switch it up, all right, Steve, Here we go,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 16: Timothy on Facebook rights. I love my wife, I really do,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 16: but I need some help from the guys because the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 16: passenger driving is driving me crazy. We've been together for
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 16: a year and I know she means well, but the
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 16: constant slow down, Why are you going so slow?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Watch out, be careful?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Do we have enough gas?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Comments are driving me insane.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 16: It's now at the point where we'll drive around a
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 16: parking lot, and when we finally park, she says, good job,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 16: like it's an accomplishment. It's all I can do not
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 16: to just pull over and ask her if she wants
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 16: to drive. Does anyone else experience this?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 10: How do y'all handle this?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Before Tommy, before you say anything, Junior, before you say anything,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: let me just say yourself. This is why you guys
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: to buy her ass a cost her own car. You
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: got to get her call thought me meet me here.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: I love it when she say you want to go
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  Speaker 2: on in separate call.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, yeah, yes, I'm gonna meet you at the Beyonce concert.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Now that's the wrong place to take separate calls right there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because y'all gonna be parking. Y'all ain't gonna be find
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  Speaker 2: each other. Who got the tickets? Call it if y'all
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  Speaker 2: would just be quiet and ride.
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  Speaker 1: I've been guilty of this the same I know you have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mine can't be quiet.
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  Speaker 8: She won't.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: What does lemonade?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: Say? What is Jackie's lemonade thing? You know she's big
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: on waves. You know that the app waves? Uh huh?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: The GPS? Yes, big like oh now waves say? We
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: all say, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I don't give a damn by what way?
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  Speaker 5: We're just going.
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  Speaker 12: We're going down the street where they say it's crowded
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 12: over here as the police office over here. This Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: it's just right. It's calm down. We're gonna get there.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 12: I don't get down by waves. Stop you pick it
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 12: a day.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not well.
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  Speaker 1: She's just trying to help we're just trying to help.
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  Speaker 3: We mean, well, you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't damn help.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: We drive.
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  Speaker 8: We've been driving longer than y'all.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I've been driving to the cap by myself since I
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: was thirteen thirteen, I'm sixty six.
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  Speaker 8: You need your damn help.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 16: So how what should Timothy do? What if he can't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 16: afford another car? What if they they are where they are?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: Well, welcome to hell. No, that's part of being married.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 8: So yeah, you just got to deal with the job.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Good job like it's a defensive drive, of course that.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 8: I've been.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 15: I've been the woman in the passenger seat with my
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 15: wife driving, because that's how you drive.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 10: I'll be scared too. Yeah, yeah, you drive fast?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: She drive too fast?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: Yes, drive too fast? Can you slow down? Can you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: in the neighborhood? The house ain't going nowhere? I swear
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 10: it's I have that.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I have a suggestion. Oh goody, come on, you have
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: to eat. So it's a sacrifice move. Why is she
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: talking one time? The next telephone pole or tree you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: see drive over that real close by and had a
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: side view Mia off her side?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 8: God, Now, what is that gonna do? Baby? When you
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: talk to me? You distract me that you're the mirror.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just tat and mirror off the side of the car.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Okay for swear fire and just tatten mirror right off.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: And then that's it. You ain't gonta worry about hill.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Be quiet, she'd be quiet.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: You had to sacrifice that meal a little bit of
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: pain on that though.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, thank you, Steve.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: It's gonna cost you about twelve hundred though that's expensive.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 16: More of today's Trendon story is on the Steve Harvey
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 16: Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: All right, so Steve, you have some really good news
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 11: about your daily green powder drink.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: It's called Elevate You. You have to wear tacks in
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: there now.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: That somebody finally sent me a picture in Walmart. Oh really,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: The elevate you is what's called an end cap. That's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: big for a product if they put it on the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: end of an aisle and make it a featured item
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: on the end, so it ain't just on the shelf
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: no more. And some of these Walmarts has put it
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: up as end caps. They are on the very end
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: of an aisle. If you walk past that hosle. You
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: got to see it. Elevate You and Walmart we have
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: partnered and it's going so well.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 8: They don't turn your boy into an end cap.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Now, I wasn't on that six feet tall like like
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: you know, but you know when short people see it,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: it looks like it's life size, but it's not. Or
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Yola shawn As probably went over there and thought it
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: was life size, but it wasn't. And it is a
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: picture of me on that holding the product because only
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Walmart has the stick packs and the gummies in it,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: only at Walmart. Please, if you see a picture on
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: an end cap, take a picture and send it to me.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Send it to me and my DM. Somebody will get
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: it and Walmart. Thank you so much. Thank y'all for
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: support and Elevate you. It's changed a lot and you'll
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: be able to see how my life is transforming. Well,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not the big fat heavy wheeze and breathe and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: ask people that my coast. I think I am good thing.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Elevate you came out in January.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 11: Gee coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 11: we'll play another round of would you rather r my wueeze?
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  Speaker 14: And a.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: You're listening morning show?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 11: It is time now for Would you rather let's play
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 11: this round all right? Would you rather wear pans three
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 11: sizes too big? Would you rather wear shoes two sizes
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 11: too small?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: It can't fold our toes. We're gonna have to.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 12: Chris Cross, I'll make you jump jump. We want them
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 12: wearing backwards big whatever?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad feet?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: Would you rather have to sleep in a coffin every
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 11: night for three months? Or would you rather have to
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 11: cut off your own baby toe? Or sleeping a coffin?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 11: Or cut off your baby toe?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 16: We ain't taking loose, No, those are your out were
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 16: sleeping in the coffin here, that's it for three months?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 12: We to sit in there and watch TV in there,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 12: have dinner in the air that thing.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to sleep. You have to sleep.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: I'm going to sleep.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: Show you how cool I am with my decision. I'm
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: gonna lay in the coffin and hang my toe out
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: the coffin while I'm asleep. I'm comfortable with it, all right.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 11: Would you rather look ten years older from the neck
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 11: up or ten years older from the neck down, neck
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 11: up high?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Well suppose it's all happening to you had once you
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: are A and B.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: Suppose you already ain't got no damn choice.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Would you rather if you had a choice?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: Neck down?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Neck down?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna have that youthful face.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, I'm gonna be ten years old
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: in the face. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna have.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: A youthful body, youth for body older and a little
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: old in the face.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Well, I'm already married, so she can't go nowhere.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Yet.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 12: They cann't been married that long. She ain't that attached
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 12: to your head?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the going I like, I like your person.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Go damn his old ass is fine? Okay, all right,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I want to take my clothes off and go down.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: All right, now, come on, old man, right now? All right?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 11: Would you rather tell your partner, your spouse your body
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 11: count or would you rather have a one night stand
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 11: with a stranger.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 12: Ahead one night standing? Haveing knows about it to count? Yeah,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 12: we discussing account.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: We're going.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 10: That's it and one what is it?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: They won't be.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: I don't even know how.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 11: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up at forty
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: nine minutes after the hour? It is our last break?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 11: Of the day and we'll count we'll have some close it.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 11: We'll close out the show with the one and only
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey right after this, did.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: You quit all that? Wheason?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: You're listening hard Morning show?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 11: All right here we are, guys, our last break of
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 11: the day, and it's time to close out the show.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm okay.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: I mean, you know what, Tommy, thank you for asking.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 11: Everybody goes through stuf in life. You know, this is
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 11: what I'm going through, you know, and you know I'm
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 11: I'm handling it the best way I can. I do
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 11: the best I can every day.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: You know you feel more relieved though, well yeah, and
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to agree to a degree I do.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 11: Of course, you know it's still not over. I'm you know,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: I still got to go through stuff, you know, but yeah,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 11: I do. You know, I'm glad that I did what
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 11: I did. You know, it is a relief when you
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 11: when you talk about things. It's hard, you know, to
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 11: be transparent and just put your life out there, you know,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 11: for the world to see. But you know everybody has
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 11: something going on, you know, everybody does, you know, but.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Surely keep going forward and keeping things better. Yes, it does,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I mean it does, like I said, I do the
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: best I can every day.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to be and in closing almost say
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: this too, because it is tough to be transparent. It
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: is hard man to open yourself up to the masses
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: because you have no idea where it's gonna go. And
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: we live in such a falling world that it's a sad,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: sad truth that it's some people will even try to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: capitalize on an apology, a demise or downfall of anything.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: But it's also good for us to take a look
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: at what the love you have thinks and feels about you.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: And I think as we go through the email bag
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: about our Strawberry letter the other day, what we're finding is,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: oh my god, people were really really happy to hear this.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: People were very very supportive because see, all all of
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: us ever get for the most part, is we hear
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: the hate. Because as I've said so many times, hate
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: is so much louder, but love is stronger.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: And when you open up yourself and you.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Become word I'm looking for, transparent. When you become transparent,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: you open yourself up to grow, and you open yourself
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: up to the love. Because when you do that, you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: invite the love to come in. See, you don't have
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: to invite hate. Hate just comes and it comes man,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: and you be sitting at minding your business, doing your
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: own thing, and here comes hate. But this was good
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: for us as a morning show because it showed the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: level of family that we have.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: That you have to be forgiving. You have to understand
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: that people are not perfect.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Do you know if what you really thought and said
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: was ever exposed publicly? Do you know, you wouldn't have
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: no job, you wouldn't have no friends, you wouldn't have
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: no marriage, you wouldn't have no relationship, you wouldn't have
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: no family.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 8: Man, if what you.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Said and what Shirley actually said, it really wasn't that bad.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now as an affected our friendship
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: at all, I'm telling you that right now you know
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: it was nothing. What do I What do I care?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: And for me, like I look, I always try to
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: find the upside to everything. These were phone calls are
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: old over a year ago and so now. But then,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: guess what, I just did a commercial a minute to
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: go about Elevate you.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: Elevate You came out in January.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I haven't really discussed all the health scares that I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: had last year. But I had a lot of health
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: scares last year, a lot of them. I was out
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: the country with them. I was wearing a heart monitor. Man,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: I was going through some stuff.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: Y'all don't know.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: I'll expose that as I get more and more to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: elevate you. Then elevate you came out and became a
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: successful product. And now I look at myself today and
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: right now today I'm in the best shape I've ever
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: been here. But I don't care about that. See, the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: devil's job is to rob you of your destiny and
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: his timing. He don't care what it is. And he
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: just keeps sending people for you, y'all. He just keeps
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: sending people for you. So whatever you're getting hated on,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: just understand the devil know what God got for you,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: and he sends people for you. Like I said yesterday,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: the devil don't come for those he got, but he
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: does send the ones he has. And you learn a lot,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: and sometimes you got to find out who your friends are.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we got to peel back the onion so you
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: can find out really what smells. It's a lot of
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: things that God does in the middle of trial and tribulation.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: And hardship. And what we have to do is, people,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: is we have to learn not to let the hardship win, because,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: like I've said a thousand times, behind every moment of
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: a person that is a lesson and a blessing, and
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: everybody got to learn it. Surely ain't the first woman
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: being hood winked in bamboo for surely ain't the first
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: woman been sold a bad bill of goods.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: Surely ain't the first woman been lied to?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: If y'all should have had y'all hands up in the air,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: if anybody.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: Ain't you been lied to? I'm talking about on all levels.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: So man, come on, and we appreciate the listeners who
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: heard this and got supportive and then sending so much
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: love on the email bag, and we just appreciate that.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna keep on doing what we're doing. Now
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: we're gonna now we're gonna turn this into some jokes. Yeah,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: because we're gonna turn these limits into lemonade. It really
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: wasn't that bad. You know, we're gonna talk about Timmy
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: and these pictures he'd be sending us all the time.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: We talk about your weeeze and ass what. Yeah, well,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: you know, we already been talking about it. But you know,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: we find out more about our weezing ass. We got
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Junior sitting over there with some issues right now. You know,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: we got to make some decisions with Junior pretty soon.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: We are family. We don't love each other.
• 1:26:02
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