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Steve and The Crew Meet The Buffalo Blizzard Player 3.14.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bag at all,
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  Speaker 1: suit looking back to back down, giving them mo just
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  Speaker 1: like themazing buck bus things. And it's cos y'all to
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  Speaker 1: be true, good to tea Steve Hawa listening to me
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  Speaker 1: each other for still quickly moby, I don't join Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by joint being men say wait, you gotta turn. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you go running you you got to turn to turn turn.
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  Speaker 1: My lobby got to turn out to turn to go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back at it. Uh huh. I
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  Speaker 1: shall well a good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Come on dignon now one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. I have something and it's so describes
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  Speaker 1: how I was living. It's so captures the feeling that
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  Speaker 1: I had about the beginning on the pathway of my dreams.
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  Speaker 1: It's so describes how I felt when I was about
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  Speaker 1: to attempt something. And I have some striking news. But
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  Speaker 1: it describes often how I feel still today to a degree.
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  Speaker 1: So let me tell you what that is. And I
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  Speaker 1: know what's happened to amount of people. Here's an analogy
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  Speaker 1: that I um. I've heard a couple of different ways,
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  Speaker 1: but I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to
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  Speaker 1: where I can drink it better. And I think it
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  Speaker 1: fits my personality to describe it to people best this way.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was I was talking. I've talked often
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  Speaker 1: about the urgency of doing something with your life, of
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  Speaker 1: of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination and putting
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  Speaker 1: it off, and waiting on all your ducks to line
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  Speaker 1: up in a row, and waiting until the stars aligned themselves.
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  Speaker 1: If if you ain't on such a thing, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: you're never gonna get started. I don't really I don't
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  Speaker 1: know too many people who can say that all the
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  Speaker 1: ducks just lined up in a row. Things happen. Things
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  Speaker 1: happen even when you get them lined up. One of
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  Speaker 1: the ducks get out of line, or somebody knock over
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  Speaker 1: the domino, or something happens. But here's here's, here's here's
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  Speaker 1: here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings available to you, you who's listening. God has so
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  Speaker 1: many blessings available to you from where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. God has so many blessings that He can
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  Speaker 1: send your way, but you have to do something. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people just sit around and go Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't and something always happening to you. You're always
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  Speaker 1: getting a break, You're always doing this, you always do Man,
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  Speaker 1: don't nothing come my way. Listen to me. If nothing
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  Speaker 1: ever comes your way, you know why that is. It's
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  Speaker 1: because you're not doing anything. I promise you you're not. See.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. God has all these blessings he wants
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  Speaker 1: to send you, but you got to give him something
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  Speaker 1: to work with. Now, come on, you have to give
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  Speaker 1: God something to work with. God will bless you. God
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  Speaker 1: can touch people's hearts on your behalf, He can move
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  Speaker 1: situations around for you. He can align the stars. He
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  Speaker 1: can set the ducks up in the road. But align
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  Speaker 1: the stars and move people around, and touch people's hearts
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  Speaker 1: and set the ducks up in the road. For what
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  Speaker 1: based on what have you put forth? Any effort? Have
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  Speaker 1: you made a single step in any direction to do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing or go the right way? That gives
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  Speaker 1: him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
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  Speaker 1: Let him work with that, he can do that. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't always start with these speeches you're hear in
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  Speaker 1: the morning now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 1: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 1: up my way to these. Here, I got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: so many times times to be able to sound like
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  Speaker 1: I got some sense, I said it often. Failure is
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I
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  Speaker 1: have had to have failed to have what I have
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  Speaker 1: in my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 1: People get mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 1: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to bless if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: putting forth any effort, any effort, if you just sit
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  Speaker 1: down and start. I got a book coming out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, that's going to really explain this thoroughly. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Where you can get blessed from whoever you are in
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  Speaker 1: your life, wherever your starting point is, wherever you find
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  Speaker 1: yourself wound up you can get you can get it
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  Speaker 1: back from. Now. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, I've done it. I I got got over man.
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  Speaker 1: I learned some things along the way. Because here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: As long as God keeps wake you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't threw with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 1: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, He's still got some more
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  Speaker 1: work for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you.
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  Speaker 1: And he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard for the average person to start
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  Speaker 1: because the fear of the unknown is incredible. What if
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  Speaker 1: I failed? What if I don't get picked? You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a full time comedian after winning an amateur
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  Speaker 1: night one time October eight, nineteen Hilarity Ease Comedy Club,
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  Speaker 1: kyle Hoga Falls, Ohio. I want amateur Night that night.
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  Speaker 1: I went to work the next day and quit. Are
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  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I made fifty dollars. The contest was
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. The guy paid me fifty dollars to come
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  Speaker 1: back the next week. To quit my job was very difficult.
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  Speaker 1: And this is what it was like. Because I went
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  Speaker 1: into quit. I told my boss who I was quitting.
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  Speaker 1: He talked me out of it. I took my box.
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  Speaker 1: I put all my stuff in my box. At my
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  Speaker 1: little desk, I was selling these shorts. I put all
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  Speaker 1: my stuff in the box, and I was going back
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  Speaker 1: with it to my desk and I sat down in.
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  Speaker 1: A dude named Russell Middlebrooks said, so you're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: let that dude talk you out of it. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: but I just had these kids. Man, I'm struggling. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I needed He's right. He said, hey, man, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't do it nasty, when you're gonna do it, is
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  Speaker 1: Russell Middlebrooks clean, you know how. So I turned around,
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  Speaker 1: I walked back into the office. I didn't take my
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  Speaker 1: box in there. I said, hey, man, I really appreciate
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  Speaker 1: all the things you said, but I'm gonna go forward. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what that was like, quitting your job,
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  Speaker 1: following your dream, going forward despite all the nay says,
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  Speaker 1: It's like stepping off a cliff. It's like actually just
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  Speaker 1: walking off the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping, now
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  Speaker 1: not really knowing, but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis
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  Speaker 1: of faith. I stepped off that cliff hoping that my
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  Speaker 1: parachute would open and allow me to drift down. See.
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  Speaker 1: I've never sky dived before, but I would imagine part
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  Speaker 1: of the thrill. And I don't know this because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to sky dive to find out. I think
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  Speaker 1: part of the three for people is the the danger
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  Speaker 1: part of throwing yourself out a plane, and how it
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  Speaker 1: feels to be free falling, but the whole time they're
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  Speaker 1: free falling, having this exhilarating, over the top moment. You
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  Speaker 1: have got to believe, in your heart of hearts, you
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  Speaker 1: have got the hope with everything in you that when
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  Speaker 1: you pull this chord, the shoot opens or else this
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  Speaker 1: ain't a good move at all. But you've packed your
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  Speaker 1: shoot yourself, You've taken the lessons, so you go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and you make the leap. Now, the only thing about
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  Speaker 1: quitting your job and following your dream is you ain't
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  Speaker 1: really been trained all that good for this, and you
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  Speaker 1: aren't really You didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was like. And you following your dream
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  Speaker 1: is like you're walking off a cliff. Now let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Here's the part where people don't never
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  Speaker 1: make the jump. They see somebody like myself who jumped
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  Speaker 1: off the cliff, and the and and the past. Shoot
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  Speaker 1: don't open right away. And I hit a couple of
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  Speaker 1: rocks on the way down. I got my back cut
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  Speaker 1: up pretty bad. I got my clothes ripped off. They
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  Speaker 1: see that three years living in a car man, he
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  Speaker 1: got his life toe down jumping off that cliff. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't jumping off that cliff. But see what you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand is you don't you don't know it. But eventually
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  Speaker 1: the shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute opening
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  Speaker 1: part of my life, man, where the shooting open and
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  Speaker 1: I'm drifting and I'm able to go over to Paris,
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  Speaker 1: gut my shoote over to Paris and glide. I've I've
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  Speaker 1: glided over to Africa and seen what it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a slow ride down when the passhute finally opened
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  Speaker 1: or and my back then heel too, and the cuts
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  Speaker 1: that I had on me, I remember now I know
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  Speaker 1: how to stay away from the edge. But the Paris
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  Speaker 1: shute and opened, and I'm enjoying my life for the
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  Speaker 1: first time. I'm gliding, but I got hit up against
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  Speaker 1: the I can see more. I get a chance to
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  Speaker 1: see more things. I get to glide and see more
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  Speaker 1: parts of the world. I'm living my dream. The pass
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  Speaker 1: shoote open. Your pass shoot is going open. But I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you one thing for shure, it will never open
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  Speaker 1: if you don't step off that cliff. You got to
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  Speaker 1: step off that cliff, got to get the pass shoote
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  Speaker 1: open for you. But you got to jump, baby. That's
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  Speaker 1: the hard part, ain't it not? Question is end of
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  Speaker 1: this story right here today when you're jumping. You're listening Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, have your attention, please you.
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  Speaker 1: And I did say it the correct way. Something is
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  Speaker 1: about to go down live radio, unfiltered radio, the ball.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about things like this hill that you don't
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  Speaker 1: here on no one ilt ship. This is reality, ready,
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  Speaker 1: oh ladies, legitimate. It had been good moaning. Everyone was
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  Speaker 1: good morning everyone. That's all you know, nothing, just put
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  Speaker 1: that tripping feeling pretty good to day. How y'all doing today? Good? Good,
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  Speaker 1: really good, excellent, steve a really good. Yeah, grateful today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: God is taking to another day. Man, my life got
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  Speaker 1: upside Oh yeah, I thought you were singing though, never mind,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my life got turned out upside down. But he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about oh like it's a request, like because you
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  Speaker 1: know what you need when people you know, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you was gonna well we fresh Prince of Breast,
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  Speaker 1: Fresh Prince of bel Air. What that song? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Parents just don't understand when he said my life got
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  Speaker 1: upside that's where my mind upside down. He said, my
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  Speaker 1: life got upside. Y'all know, Gooden Whale. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that song. I'll come on good Whale, y'all know. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I've heard it, but you know it's a classic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: i'd have set up and learned the rap. Good all good,
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. I think wrapping some of that
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  Speaker 1: stuff is hot, but I ain't. I ain't memorized now
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  Speaker 1: to think any rap songs. We don't need you to
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  Speaker 1: wrap it, so let's move on sing to hear the music.
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  Speaker 1: I like tupacs. How do you want it? I know
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  Speaker 1: that one? Welcome back, it's too much. We thank you.
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  Speaker 1: We're cool with his We're definitely cool with this version. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So your day off was good you and Carla? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I was off. Yeah, you guys both were off cool.
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  Speaker 1: Ye what yeah what I took a day off? I
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  Speaker 1: never take off? Yes, right, you could do that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I do have vacations. And what does the surprise look
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  Speaker 1: on your face because you take off? You know, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Tommy was the regular and it was
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  Speaker 1: a Monday, you know down. Yeah, yeah, we have fun. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we were stupid. The whole time was great. Wow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you would have been proud because it went there. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. You know how last month we had
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  Speaker 1: um little known Black History month facts, Black History facts, well,
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  Speaker 1: yestery for the month of March. Go ahead, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: it is the month of March. So yesterday the nephew
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  Speaker 1: gave us little known facts about his uncle Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Really nobody lied about none of that. Okay, give me
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  Speaker 1: an example. Oh, well, he told us. He told us
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  Speaker 1: about the time that, um, your lips got stuck together.
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  Speaker 1: He told us about that time. We didn't know you
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  Speaker 1: never heard that, did you, Carla? We told us about that.
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  Speaker 1: Did your lips or did your lift not get stuck together?
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  Speaker 1: Back in Cleveland ten degrees below. Uh, you was outside
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  Speaker 1: trying to blow a bubble with some with some gum
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  Speaker 1: and your lips got stuck. They am my lying? By
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  Speaker 1: any of this sounded really like the truth to me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you were there, he's in And then there
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  Speaker 1: was a time of the astronaut underwear thing. You never
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  Speaker 1: told us about that, Steve, did you never? Nineteen seventy eight?
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  Speaker 1: Did you not go to Earth winning five concerts? Sat
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  Speaker 1: on the third row, needed to go pee, but they
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  Speaker 1: was finished sing your favorite song and you wouldn't leave.
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  Speaker 1: Did you not pete right there on the third row
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  Speaker 1: in your paint? Did you not do that? You lying? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: He was sitting there where asked not draw from that
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  Speaker 1: point on? Come on, Astrott, you didn't. You didn't Donald's
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  Speaker 1: cup tape to my die? Oh gosh, did you want
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  Speaker 1: to miss your song? Was well? These were just little
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  Speaker 1: known facts. We weren't there. You miss and you missed
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  Speaker 1: righting wrong yesterday? That was a mess. What happened? Junior?
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  Speaker 1: You're sick of I'm junior. He's not even saying anything.
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  Speaker 1: His eyes are up in the ceiling right now. You're
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  Speaker 1: calling himself hard Okay, so that's what you do when
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  Speaker 1: you little known facts. Yeah, well we did it for
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  Speaker 1: Black History Month. So march on, Yeah, marching in to
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  Speaker 1: April and May. People don't know you enjoyed your day off?
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  Speaker 1: No good whale out working? What were you doing? You
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  Speaker 1: thought like I was sitting on chilling, Well you weren't here,
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  Speaker 1: so what were you doing waiting? Hello? That was my microphone.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to say. He doesn't want to say,
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  Speaker 1: well at that, but he didn't want to say. People,
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  Speaker 1: but we're family. You could tell us, Oh, are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to save it for something funny coming up? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Now I knew that would be the answer. Nothing funny
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  Speaker 1: about that. All right, we'll be back. Think of something
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  Speaker 1: funny because it's coming up next. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour you're listening to the morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, something funny, uh, coming up from the Fellas
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  Speaker 1: And later on in the morning we'll be talking more
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  Speaker 1: about this big northeaster storm. Nothing nothing funny about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to all our people up there, man, y'all be smart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know everybody has a different situation, whether it's getting
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  Speaker 1: out to go to work, to do something. Just be smart, man,
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  Speaker 1: be very smart, be careful. Schools close today too, yeahs man?
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  Speaker 1: But alright, there have you been doing this time for
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  Speaker 1: something funny? Well? I should have asked Tares for the
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  Speaker 1: little Tommy story music because I think it's well as
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  Speaker 1: you write about that man. So I had to do
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  Speaker 1: something else because if he had a little tummy story music,
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  Speaker 1: it would be just excellent. Chestnuts. Keep throwing this alley,
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  Speaker 1: You keep throwing this alley like it's been the show up.
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  Speaker 1: Pretend like you had the music. There you go. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you do a little shirtless story? She didn't even
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  Speaker 1: he didn't known story, but I bet I would have
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  Speaker 1: Boys and girls? Really, it's your head been a wild,
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  Speaker 1: hadn't it? Yeah? Where you been? Well? I wasn't out
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  Speaker 1: yesterday because I hadn't been to take kids. We know.
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  Speaker 1: But it's all right, dude, everything is everything, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's time for boys and girls. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me say hello to Tommy high Tommy her Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you ought to be a little more enthusiastic than that
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  Speaker 1: little Tommy. Hello Tommy lucy attitude. That's the attit feel,
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  Speaker 1: that's what that is. Because he don't know who coming
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  Speaker 1: two minutes. He's scared. He's scared. Don't be scared, little Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: It's all well, today is going to be a surprise,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girl, because this ain't a little timmy story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh today is a little shallish story. Oh no. A
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  Speaker 1: little while ago, when she was just a baby, she
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  Speaker 1: this was her first day at school, and they had
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  Speaker 1: taken her down to the school and she had spent
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  Speaker 1: all morning dressing up. She was in kindergarten, but little
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  Speaker 1: Sherley wore a skin tight dress uh huh, and asked
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  Speaker 1: her mama for toilet tissues so she could produce some
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  Speaker 1: form of cleavage. Did Little Sherley put on it? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where she got him, but she sqloosed her
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  Speaker 1: feet down into some little bitty bobby high and Little
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  Speaker 1: Sherley went to school as a bobby dog, black Bobby
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  Speaker 1: dial with caves and everything she didn't have. She was
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  Speaker 1: just a little girl. But lord Jesus, she showed wounded them.
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  Speaker 1: So she went down to the school. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: she walked in, she busted out crying, and everybody said,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong Little Sherley? She said, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go to school with only get the kids school. We're
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  Speaker 1: white kids because I bull And that's when the little
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  Speaker 1: black girl walked up to her and said, you not
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  Speaker 1: know better than us, And that's what Shirley first made
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  Speaker 1: the announcement. Oh yes, the hairline, am, And that's begin
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  Speaker 1: this woman that we have to deal with every day
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  Speaker 1: only tight day, dress it down and didy in front
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: of them kids looking like Roger rabbits woman and Jessica Rabbit.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Jessica Rabbit back. We have to go all right, coming up,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: we'll update everyone on the big storm in the northeast.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: But first, of course, the nephew is in the building.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Would run that prank? Back? Nephew, you in my house? Huh,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you're in my house, that's right up there, would get
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: out right up there, would get out. That's what it is.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: You in my movie. And boys making some money with
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that movie. They are number three. It came in again
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: this week, number three making hand over. So we can
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: do it, man, And I thought about you put it
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: on your desk, your tommy come up with something, everybody.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I put it on your desk and you vetoed it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: What is you talking about? This information? Information? Keep it
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: real though? What what information they're gonna do we're gonna
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: do that? Huh so you do road out, say Steve,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I slept on that. Uh have been crazy to think that. Hey,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: this is uh this Preston. What y'all? What did y'all
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: lead a kid at? I'm about two hours out? You
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: got throng on bro call him back? Yeah? Is this
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: is this Troy? Yeah? This Troy? Who there? This is this?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm Preston, Man. Listen, I'm on my way to the house.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm about two hours out. Where did y'all lead a
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: kid at? Man? Oh? Wait, you let him get up?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: The only your way to? What? Hell? I'm on my
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: way there are you? You're at the house. I'm at
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: my house? Yeah? What you what you was? This is Preston?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Uh okay, okay, hold on, man, I don't understand. Okay,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way to the house. Uh what house?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Doesn't my question? What has it coming out? Okay? You
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: are us six kind Woods Drive? Yeah, that's my house. Okay, okay,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I understand that. All right, So listen, I'm about two
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: hours out, man, I got two U haul trucks were
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: en route there. We'll be there about two hours. But
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: but I thought y'all went out of the house by
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: now I'm I'm kind of see where the key at?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: How the hot was? I don't get up? What not?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Hold on? What? What what do you say? You you want?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You got two U. Hauld trucks? What what you got?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: What you got? Was? It was that now I'm moving
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: into the house. I bought the house. You you're moving
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: in the white Okay, how do you don't know? I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: bought the house? Man? What the house you talking about?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Do you want woods? Drive? That's I bought this house
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: from kids there? Yeah? Did that? Yeah? Ti Ti, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: till that's that's what that's what we that's where we
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: got the house from. What when you say you about
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the house? Okay, wait a minute, you leased the house
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: from kids there? Right? Yeah, yeah, we're right right. We
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: we still out about another year? Lesson I leave. We
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: we we at this house for another year. I mean,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: and we're supposed to renew that. Okay, okay, we got
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: a problem. Let me let me try to Okay, I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: let me get my wife on. I need get my
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: wife on the phone. Well hold on, hold, hold on,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: hold on a minute. Okay, So now tills they'll tell
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: me that y'all supposed to be at the house, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I'm calling because he said y'all gonna leave a key
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: in a certain places like TI the ain't told, you know,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: like I let me get kicked there on the phone
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: such because because how we how do you hear he
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: ain't man, we didn't hear nothing about no selling to
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: no house or no nothing like that. Okay, well I didn't.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't balk the house from Tillsdale. And I'm I'm
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm I'm two hours out. I might
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: get there a little quicker. How soon do you think
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna get the stuff? Get y'all stuff out the house? Yeah?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: What stuff out? What house? Y'all going happy to get
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: y'all stuff out the house? Get what? Stud you a
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: lot of that you think we're gonna get We we
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: we we look like I said, man, we we need
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to get tips there on the phone and get you
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: cleared up. You're a month think I'll tell you what
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you bring up. You all trucks as you want to,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: y'all bet to take you back where you come from.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I tell you that after you that. But listen, man,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: listen the mistake First of all, Okay, you you're arguing
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: with me by my house. That's my house. No, no, no, no,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: no see you now I'm at to see now you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: in the album I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you like I like like like I'm gonna tell tears.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: There ain't none of this. Ain't going down the way
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you think it's gonna go down. You understand we're not
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the least being this house for a year. I mean
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be in this
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: house for a hope. Yeah, you ain't over ye, so
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you might gonna go get yourself. You don't own the
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: house no more. I own the house. You got to
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: get your stop. Man, I'm two hours out here. Man, man,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: we we looked. Let listen to me. Now listen, we
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: haven't been in this house fight. Yeah, okay, we got
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: one year nothing this house. Okay. Look, ain't gonna be
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: no moving in the day. We can. I can't move
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: my man, I got wife, I got kids, and man,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I look, I'm I'm it's like your slave said, you
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: got we gotta talk tis there. But I'm telling you, man,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you pull up today and you haul I sweat so little.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna whoop your until you you you
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: don't call me with all this, ain't got no notice
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: or nothing because what I'm saying you ain't never we
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: ain't talk, ain't got one gi me at one time.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Agree with me? Well, I swing you and kids there.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: But right now I'm on my way to my house,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and you got to get your no. No, you're on
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: your way to my house. And if you if you
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: know no, you talk to my house, you're gonna get
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: your hands a tee. Let me let me try it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Is your kids, your is your wife? Been kids there
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: right now? They at church? Well you need to be okay, okay?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Is it in a room? And what's in the garage?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: In a room in the garage? Can you move on
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: your stuff? You're raggedy, like I just told you. You
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: pull up to my house, I'll be something fun if
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you're moving and then you get you're getting your black
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: blue And when you come, make me do it? Do
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: come make me do it? Move out of my house today.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: What's my garde? Then? What's in yoga? Ride? Do you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: tell me that what's in yoga? I'm allow I'm gonna
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: allowing you to do this. Move all your stuff into
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the garage. I'm allowing you to get your saying what
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So so I see, I see nine, I
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: see now you won't you up in front of your
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: wife and kids? I see? So you go with my
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that what you're gonna do. I'll tell you what if
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you bring them you halls, you bring your wife, your kids,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: your dogs, and you bring it about, I won't call
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: you right here in front of It's not your house,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it's not I bought. I bought the house from I'm
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: telling a look, I tell you what you need me
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: right in front of y'all. I'll be right out here
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: standing like I'm gonna whoop your too, my road and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: my househo about that? Donna kill me to move out
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of my house? And I'll tell you what you got
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to talk kids. He didn't need told me to tell
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you what you mean? What you say? Do you know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: what these tears there told me to tell you. Do
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you want that? You're gonna tell me whatever kid they're
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: told me. But I tell you one, they ain't moving
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: out my now today. I'm telling you that right now,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be no moving out here, he said, with
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: tiars there told you to say. I'm gonna tell you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: here what tiars there told me to tell you. Tear
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: them told me to tell you that that's is next.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You tied me from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Troy
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: your wife and tears there got me to brank phone
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: call you. So this one book some book, yes, and
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: then I didn't put my pain so on boot song.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm sitting right here in my living room
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: looking at the waiting for this. You all to pull
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: up because I don't gonna tell a five from your
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: man and we'll go back to week now. I don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: really got me fired up. I gotta ask you for
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I know, man, what is the baddest And I'm talking
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the lane. You're listening
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. H Yeah, miss Anne
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is off today, guys, so I'm gonna fill in for
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: her with the news A more easter. So I just
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: said miss Anna is off today because of this storm
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to talk about right now. Yeah, So
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'll feel in girl like I always do. The lovely
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: tity ms Shirley s, thank you, Steve, and North Easter
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is dumping snow and pushing winds into the US East
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Coast early today, the beginnings of a monster storm that
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: is placed thirty one million people under a blizzard warning.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So far, more than seve any six d U s
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: flights have been canceled, and thousands of schools have been
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: closed due to what could be an historic storm. Winter
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: storm warnings and watches have been hoisted over a region
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: stretching from North Virginia into Maine. Local and state authorities
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: warned residents to be prepared and to avoid unnecessary travel,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: as whins in some areas could reach up to fifty
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to sixty miles an hour, reducing visibility. Yeah, that's big,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: reducing visibility to zero. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, New
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, and Connecticut Governor Dan Malloy
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: have all issued states of emergencies UH due to the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: winter storm, and once the storm is all over, the
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: icy conditions and cold temperatures are expected to stay throughout
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the weekend. As for potential federal response, President Trump says
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: FEMA is ready to respond. Trump said he is keeping
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: in close touch with FEMA and Homeland Security officials. White
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump is engaged
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: in the response to the storm. Take a listen. He
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: has directed his Inner Government of fail staff to remain
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in contact with governors and mayors in the path of
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: the storm. He has directed his Acting Femae Administrator to
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: lean forward and be prepared to help states should they
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: require federal assistance when they get there. All right, speaking
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: of health insurance. The Congressional Budget Office report, Yeah, speaking
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: of that, The Congressional Budget Office the CBO report on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the Republican plan to replace Obamacare is out, and depending
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: on who you ask, it's really really great or really
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: really bad. But more on the reaction in the second.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: The report predicts fourteen million Americans will lose health insurance
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: coverage next year if the Republican healthcare bill becomes law,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and that the number of uninsured will grow to twenty
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: one million in two thousand, in two thousand twenty and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: twenty four million by two thousand twenty six. Still, the
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: report projects that the GOP bill will reduce federal deficits
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: by three and thirty seven billion dollars between now and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer charges that the report says
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: see the concern. The upside is they're talking about the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: deficit will be but the number of people dramatically with healthcare. Yes,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: so this we go repeal and replace Obamacare is not
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the great idea that they ran all these platforms on
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: every Republican that ran in all these secondary races, and
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the president was about repeal and replace Obamacare. There was
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: so many good things about Obamacare. When you start taking
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: them out to save yourself your money, you're gonna hurt
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: too many people. How's Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi questioned how
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Republicans in Congress can even look their constituents in the
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: eye with this replacement bill. Finally, White House plays down
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the deadline and the wire tapping flap. The White House
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Press Secretary Sean Spicer, he's been in the news a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: lot lately. Yeah. He's quick tempered, isn't he. He's like
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Steve he gets subset of the drop of a hat man. Anyways, Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: it's over. I'm not talking to you. I took your
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: question next, alright anyway, Uh, The White House plays down
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the deadline and the wire tapping flap. The White House
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Press Secretary Sean Spicer is playing down a deadline in
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: the flap over President Trump's accusation that President Obama ordered
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: wire tapping at Trump Tower last fall. In his daily briefing,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Spicer called a House Intelligence Committee letter to the Justice
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Department a request to produce any evidence about Trump's accusation
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: by yesterday. The deadline was yesterday. Spicer sided no evidence
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: about Trump's accusation, but that there were numerous reports from
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a variety of outlets about some sort of surveillance in
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the presidential campaign. He also argued that Trump's tweets speak
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: for themselves. The Obama administration has flatly denied Trump's recent allegation.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Are they trying to double Are they trying to bag down? Man?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: A bug they tapped on and they know that. They
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: are brilliant at deflecting. Yeah, and and distracting and diverting.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: This dude, what's his name? Sessor Spice? Spicer, Spicer got it?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Trump on your team? Dead dude right there, he's con
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: be meeting to it. He ride a dime, man, I
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: don't know what he getting paid, but he ride or die. Yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I think I would go, And I think I would
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: go with Kelly and Conway Steve. I think I would
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: go with her because she talked about how you know,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: they're alternative ways to surveil people, you know, to spy
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: on people. She said, certainly through their television sets, any
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: number of different ways, and micro microwaves that turned into
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: cameras well, she said, crazy and stuff like. She said, well,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you know we have alternative truths. Yes, yes, yeah, that
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: would be a lie in anyone else's book, right, absolutely, yeah,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: spicy man, that's my dude, like that, just man, dude,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I'll be going, I'm really impressed though. He's the best
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Did you did you see him? He
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: was at the Apple Store, I think, and this lady
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: came up to him, uh and said, you know you're
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: working for a fascist, don't you you know? She was
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: all in his face. He was calm and cool. He
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: was calm and cool. He didn't go in on her.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: He must have known the cameras were watching. Yeah, she
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: was in his face. Right now. I'm number and I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: would like an extra long phone charger please at the
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Apple store because yeah, yeah, And can I see that
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: new seven plus? Do you have it in gold? Or
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: is it because I don't want white? All right? The
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: butterfly waiting in the wings with a butterfly blog. We'll
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: be back at eighteen after the hour you're listening show.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Is it a surprise? What who's next? Yeah? Okay, okay, hey, hey,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: why not call me on a lazy ladies and gentlemen,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the butter flutter. I look at you, Eugene out the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: day you stay what's up? What's up? Oh man? And
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: feeling that stay hard? What's up? Look at I'm sorry man.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: They told me that Eugene was coming dow. He ain't
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: even here. Got got up in the here and the
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: snow stow over whatever. I don't know how that he
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: called he little friends in Miami. But they's like they
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: snow or whatever. I don't even know how they got
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: but little. I want to say here the day you, Jade,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I always do with Nash in the day. The day
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: is National Green Day. Get your grill out. A little
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: that ain't like grilling his head, head boybecue with or whatever.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: That's like your grill and your mouth. And as I say,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: all of them, they're trying to get in me out
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: fling flies be trying to reach out to your board
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and the little yah, I don't live your chill. You
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: know what I say to me, I don't know trying
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: to get Yeah, I don't try to get it. I
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: don't trying to get it out with me or the
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: meg to so you know. Thirdly, yeah, you need a
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you need somebody with a grill in your life. I
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: mean you know what I mean. You know how many
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: women want to look back and see a greel in
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: their life. What I'm trying to like idea they don't
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: want nobody with Yeah, past that, I don't know how
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: looks so calling f Yeah. So what you're trying to
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: tell you in the end, Oh baby, you ain't you?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody with no greed or ever. Well
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm past that stage. I'm a little older
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: now old Neil. Yeah. Man, Also look what you have
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: with g No. But I'm just saying if if I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: was interested in one that back then when I was younger,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I mean nothing about What is it about a grill
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: that women like? O'meal? Is that bleeding it down? That
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: shines that it's that little thug that they want. You
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: don't say, yeah your teeth? Oh I wish I could
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: grill your taste your I ain't land boy boy? Can
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you see him? Don't never happen on this talk show
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: with the ground Yo, Tea Dollard, you got the big team.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You look like the front of a front of a
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: road road dollar. You ain't got a drill. You gotta
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: do dollar goggle with Jerry Clean, burn your tonsles out.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: But really on National Grill Day though, they ask New
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Grill Day, do you know I'm your biggest fans? They
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: are you? You? You do? You do it for me? Dog?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Who I wish Timy could do half what you do?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: All right, well, letting go on that note, thank you.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Oat Meal coming up next to you can call us
• 44:52
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• 44:57
  Speaker 1: knows he's been in blizzard before. Eight seven seven, twenty nine, Steve,
• 45:01
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• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, we asked a question, We
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: put a question out for our audience, and uh, I
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  Speaker 1: think we're going to participate in this too as well,
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  Speaker 1: Steve for survival tips. I mean, there's a big blizzard
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  Speaker 1: going on in the knock and yeah, I'm just letting
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: y'all know these are comedy moments. Yeah, okay, you in
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  Speaker 1: the blizzard. Yeah, there's just they need it right now
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: because I'm not fit to kill. I want a girl
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: with sticks in hand. Listen to what they called? What
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  Speaker 1: is it the store? Did you call? It's the same
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  Speaker 1: name as the store. What is really storm calling it?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: What are they calling the storm? And northeaster nor easter
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  Speaker 1: named Stella? That's the actual name of the storm. But
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: we know what it's not. It's not Nostrom or north
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  Speaker 1: Stroom's rack, but it is a north Stroom's up there though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you need any blizzard tips or anything? Uh eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven, twenty ninety, anybody got any concerns, Carlos said
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  Speaker 1: she had one. Any need to know about a blizzard?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: You're calling you from Houston. You don't know nothing about this? What? Well,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this because you grew up in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: So during a snowstorm doing a blizzard, people at home,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the kids, they can't go to school. How do you
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  Speaker 1: stay active? Just being in the house all day? We
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: didn't stay it, go outside. They told us to go outside.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Damn that run out there have snowflake eating contest? Who'm
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  Speaker 1: catching most snow in their mouth? You know, if you
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  Speaker 1: open your mouth long time, and you let it accumulate
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  Speaker 1: instead of in melting right away. If you even open
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  Speaker 1: long enough in your mouth, get cool, you can collect
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  Speaker 1: snow in your mouth. We just have snow eating contest. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: but dudes would always cheat because they scooped down and
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  Speaker 1: try to slide on them in their mouth just to
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  Speaker 1: win the contest. Because whoever warm, we don't have to
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: chip in environment pack of now and lady, so snow
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: eating contests, you know, yeah, stay outside and play in it.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You're off today. Celebrate that snow. Get yourself a food
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: tray and going out there and slide down the hill.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Get yourself some healthy garbage bags and sit on them
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: and get pushed down, slide down the hill in garbage
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: can leads. I'm telling you stuff that pop people made
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  Speaker 1: for sleds, cardboard boxes. Sleds. How you think they're cardboard boxes?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That's how you see them. But no, there were sleds. Man,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: We did all that. We should take out wagons and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: take the wheels, axles and brackets off and just sitting
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that red teen thing and what about the foo? What
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: what do you eat? How do you you know? You
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: gotta make sure you know the power out soup cold.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: When the power out, Yeah, when the power out started fire.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: So we'll be back with the frank phone call. You're
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, it is the Strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: subject I had him first, I had him first. That
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: leads to question who got him there? Uh huh? Or
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: prank phone call is coming up next though, right now? Ready, yeah, yo,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: trash stank. Let him breathe, Let that breathe, let that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: let that. Let me say it again, but I want
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you to let that breathe. Yo, trash stank. It's trash. Yeah, Yo,
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  Speaker 1: trash stank. And it's still yeah. No here come hello, Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to U. I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, man, I'm on, I'm one of your neighbors,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm one street over from you. You over
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  Speaker 1: off river trying. Yeah, that's a little this rico. Man,
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm I'm one of your neighbors
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: on the next street over. How you doing? I'm doing?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: But how you how you gett my Another one of
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: we was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: reach out to tell you, uh, some stuff going on
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: here in the neighborhood man, and wanted to try to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: make you aware of it. Well, what's going on? Uh?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: It seemed like, um, well, you know the trash man
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: problem is that that that that a lot of people,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I guess since the holiday just pass, you know a
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: lot of people got their stuff out on the on
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: the curve already right right now. The problem is that
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: that that they're saying, man, is that yo, yo, trash
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: is actually really really foul and smelling and smelling pretty bad.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And we wanted to call you, man and see if
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: you do not hold on, hold on, hold on, You
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: say you calling me because you said trash. Well yeah,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: they say, yours is the one that's really speaking, man.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: it back in the in the in the garage and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: tip tuesday, you know, h trash and no garage. That's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: why I put it outside. I didn't have enough room
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  Speaker 1: in a garage. Okay, what and who is everybody saying
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  Speaker 1: my trash saying? Hey, listen, I'm I'm not saying. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I want to tell you. If everybody in
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: the hood, I got a file with my trans thank you,
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  Speaker 1: tell them come take Okay? What what? What? What? We
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: we we've discussed that too, But listen, listen, we don't
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: want no trouble man. If we could just get you
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: to put your tracks back, and I'm not moving over trash.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I paid rent over here, my brother. Hey, we're not
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: gonna go back, and I'm not gonna go back. Don't
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  Speaker 1: give what you're gonna do. I'm telling you where I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: paid that I'm telling me to do over here. Okay, Well, listen, man,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: aren't you concerned that your trash is thinking and reading
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: through the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn. If
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: who smell my chances they got a problem with it,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: tell them come take it out still the end and
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: staying out there. Okay, Well that's the problem. The problem
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: is that you took it out, and you took it
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  Speaker 1: out too early. You shouldn't have put us out till
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Tuesday morning. And now who inside it? If I put
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  Speaker 1: it out there and saying that desterday, come get it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you many
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  Speaker 1: even down. What you're gonna do? You ain't even to
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  Speaker 1: call me telling me take my y I say, right
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  Speaker 1: over here, okay, how if everybody's smelling my chad out
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  Speaker 1: of everybody on the I don't know for my understanding,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a couple of holes in it and some
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  Speaker 1: food or something else that got out. I don't know
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: if one of the roads or dog got into what
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: the case may be. But you know, we need to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: try to get your trash in the backyard. My chass
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: ain't going no down. Well, and how come you the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: one you? How come I next? The names ain't called?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: How come ya around the corner and you called? Who
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: put you up to this? Everybody's smelling it? I was
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: just fortunate enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I just gone and call it myself. I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that you and you my phone not take what I'm
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: thinking that there ain't going to okay, what we'll listen,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: let's swerve. This is what we decide on in case
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: we got to this situation with you. I touch that
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I just come over there and put the trash in
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  Speaker 1: your backyard and just tunesa the morning and tune the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come back over there and take it out that way.
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  Speaker 1: All the smell of being in your backyard and you say,
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  Speaker 1: you go, I'm gonna come over there and put the
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: trash in your backyard. So the so the smell that
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: fucking I mean, that's that. Let me say, let me
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: take it this say, if you come over here, you
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: might well call Hodie that that's who you're gonna need
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: to come over here. Bring all of them. They had
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: a father saying my chance, see to come over here
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  Speaker 1: and take it out. Man. You I mean you you're trying.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: You're trying to You're trying to act like it don't smell. Man,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I don't give it. If this man, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I do. I go out of fool when that
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  Speaker 1: when that when they helped you out here? Okay, but see,
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  Speaker 1: does not want the people in the neighborhood want we
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  Speaker 1: want you to give a damn what take walk? I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you what I'm gonna do. And how do did
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  Speaker 1: you get my phone up any down? Right? I'd already
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: told you, man, I got your number for one of
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the neighbors on your street that said they don't want
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: to get should have left one right which one. Listen, listen, listen, swerve.
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  Speaker 1: Won't you get to the meet of the problem. The
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: problem is your trash, think, don't How is my chance?
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  Speaker 1: How the hell y'all pippoint my saying out to everybody
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  Speaker 1: else trads on block? And how the hell you smell like?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know what it is.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're trads busted, open up, what
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the deal is? But everybody's saying everybody's saying it, swerve trash.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: That's that's think. That's too much. Pad needs be going
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: do time. And see what I think? Is that chad
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: out there and it's gonna say out there I said,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over there. Okay, now,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: let's see that's where you're wrong, swaying out. I ain't
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: roving over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: take that trance and put it in the backyard to too.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: But I got to come on and get the sands.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: And if I tell you what, y'all over here right now,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I'll put on my shoes. I'm standing on the points
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: right now. Bring a come on we go over whatever
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you let's reco. I'm reco one street over and I'm
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: smelling your nash, trash man, take your trash out. My
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: make smell. But you ain't there to come take it out.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I get you that. He listen sword, I'm gonna say
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: this word that I called the like excuse me tell
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: calling about it? Who in the hell told you called
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: me swerve? I called me that that? Okay? What that's
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: what they call you? What's wrong? Me called? What's wrong
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: with me? Called you? You're donna call me that name? Now?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: You saying my chance thing? Come over here and take
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: chances out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: there scatter you swim. I'm telling to you, I'm trying
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to get the name. Didn't not just call you talk
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: about of my name and swear? Come over here. I'm
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: gonna show you what I'm gonna too. Okay, why then
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: then it is what it is? Bottom round. I'm on
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: my way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here, moving, I'm on the
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: sport's right, na, come on over and meet me about
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the mask. Thank you, trash. You guys, I'm standing right
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: doing now. Okay, Well, I tell you what. I'm on
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: my way, nah, and guess what I'm gonna do when
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I get over that. You ain't. Don't do what you're
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name when
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I get over that. My name is Nephew Timing from
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: your cousin or Reese. Thank you so out of here. Hey, man,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, dog, what is what is
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the land. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Jill with This boy's popular all over again. I love him?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's go buckle up and hold on tight.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letter,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Subject I had him first. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a young widow in my late twenties. I recently
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  Speaker 1: started dating a childhood friend after we discovered we had
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  Speaker 1: feelings for each other, or so. I thought. Everything seemed
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: great in the beginning, but six months in his behavior
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: started changing and I felt neglected when I tried to
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  Speaker 1: talk to him. About it. He brushed it off. He
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: led me to believe that I was imagining it, But
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  Speaker 1: as a female, I knew that something wasn't right. So
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  Speaker 1: I began snooping around, and to my surprise, I found
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: out that he was dating another female. What made it
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: worse is that it's my cousin that he's been dating. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: my very own flesh and blood cousin. I was very
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: hurt by this and immediately broke it off with him,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: confronted my cousin and cut them both off. But now
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: here's a problem. Even though we're no longer in a relationship,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: we are still sleeping together. I can't lie. The intimacy
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: we share is more than great. Am I wrong for
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: sleeping with him? Even though he is still sleeping with
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: my cousin? Cousin has done this to me in the past.
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  Speaker 1: She has made a pass it every guy I've dated,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: and either they told me about it or I found
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  Speaker 1: out on my own. What should I do? Should I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: fight for him or let him go? After all? I
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: had him first? Well so much? You had him first?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, is he really worth all this fighting with
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: your cousin and all that? So what just because you
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: had him first. That means nothing in this situation. I say,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: let it go. Please let it go. Since you want
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: to know, should you let it go? Yes? Uh, you're
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: you're here's the deal. You're not getting back at your
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: cousin by sleeping with him. That that's not what you're doing.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: He's getting the best of both worlds by sleeping with
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: the both of you. This is to his advantage. Okay, nephew, Uh,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: this is to his advantage. I mean you really you
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: say you cut them off, but you really really need
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: to distance yourself from this ratchet cousin of yours. She's
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: always trying to take your man. Not a good look. Okay. Uh,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: they're gonna stop doing what they're doing when you stop.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: You got to stop allowing it. I mean it can't
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: be that good that you just can't stop. I mean,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: there are other people out here. Stop this relationship. Okay,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: get ahold of yourself, get move away, Get your own man,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: that you would get your own man, that your cousin
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: won't be trying to hook up with all the time.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: And so what you had him first, what you know
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you had him first, So that doesn't mean you you
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: lay claim to him. It just means that, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting the best of both of you. Steve. Oh,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with the letter. Letter surely,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: just a brief moment. I'd like to come in on
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: one statement you made. Then I get to the letter.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: It can't be that good. I've been idiots. Really there
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: what you've had several men? I said it, it really
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: is that good. It is really been really traumatic seventy relationships.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I'll be like yourself, whatever hands have been, I've been
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: achieved of that. Man. I sometimes I can't even get
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: away from it. He were the best of I know, baby,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: But you know it's over baby for myself, yes, you know,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it's like we got sliding border life. Now back in
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: the day put in, I ain't got sixty mold here.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I know that I will. He went with that voice.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: So I just want to put that out there, just
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to give myself some kudos. All right, on with the letter. Uh,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: First of all, here's the line in the letter that
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: threw drew the most attention to me. I am a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: young widow, yeah yeah, in her twenties. What happened to him?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? What are you implying? What we
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: need to know what happened to her husband. Yeah, we
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: need to Well, I don't know why you don't you know,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: put that in this letter and they don't give no information.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Because now I'm scared of you. You didn't say at
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: killer kay accident, you know, disease, something which leads me
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to believe something traumatic has happened, that she killed him,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: something traumatic has happened. I need more information because I
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: really can't do your letter justice without this information, because
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I need to know who I'm talking to. But anyway,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: let's just as soon you killed him that you killed him.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: He led me to believe. Uh, But for six months
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: it was great. Then his behavior started changing. He felt
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: neglected in his relationship. When I tried to talk to
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: him about it, he brushed it off. Now I'm reading
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: this letter with the intent that the reason she is
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: a young widow is because something has happened to her man.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Now when she says, when I tried to talk about it,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: he brushed it off, Now he is her personal thought.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: He don't know what happened to the other dude tried
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: to brush me. Keep on one more time. He don't
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: brush happen to the other dude that brushed me off
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: keep on him. So whenever I talking to lower voice,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: that's her talking to herself. Yeah. When I tried to
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: talk to him, he led me to believe that I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: was imagining it. But it was a female. Go ahead,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: he sid U been here thinking I'm crazy, I'll show
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you crazy. I knew that something wasn't right, so I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: began snooping around, and to my surprise, it really wasn't
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: a surprise. That's why I started snoop. You snoop, because
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: you suspect something, and once I suspect you, it's damn
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: them over for you. That he was dating another female.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: It would have been better if it was a man,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: because then I would have felt as though I couldn't
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: compete because you's going on in your life in that.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: But now that I know it's another female, it's own. Now.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: What made it worse is that it was my cousin
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: that he's been dating. Yes, my very old flesh and blood.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Speaking of flesh and blue, just about to cost your ass.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Flesh and blue, what you and huh is about to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: become flesh and we gotta go, will be. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, we're in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of this strawberry letter the subject I had him first.
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  Speaker 1: It's written by a young young widow, and it's part
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  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response is coming up. And Steve is
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  Speaker 1: actually two people in his response to this letter. So
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  Speaker 1: make sure you pay as the young widow. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: responding to myself as the widow. Yeah, I think killed her, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get back to this letter. I had heard a
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  Speaker 1: young woman who was a young widow, which surely did
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  Speaker 1: not mention, which I can't really seem to escape as
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  Speaker 1: I read through this letter, because she never really informed us,
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  Speaker 1: as a young widow in her late twenties, what happened
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  Speaker 1: to her man. I'm assuming that something went wrong. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're assumed that she killed him, just say that, okay,
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  Speaker 1: since she didn't bring it up in your letter. I'm
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  Speaker 1: reading the letter now from a person who would do
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  Speaker 1: something to you really bad. So let's get it on.
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  Speaker 1: She found out that a man was messing around with
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  Speaker 1: her cousin. So as I read this letter, I will
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  Speaker 1: read it to you. And when I stopped and going
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  Speaker 1: to lord registers like I'm whispering, I am her commenting
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  Speaker 1: to myself. So let us begin with this part right here.
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  Speaker 1: So I began snooping around, and to my surprise, I
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  Speaker 1: found out that he was dating another female. Another female. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Had it been a male, I would have been a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more accepting because I would not know how
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  Speaker 1: to compete. But since it's a female, that's your ass.
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  Speaker 1: What made it worse is that it's my cousin that
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  Speaker 1: he's been dating. Yes, my very own flesh and blood cousin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what this is gonna come down to. Also, some
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  Speaker 1: flesh and some blood. Watch me, watch me. I was
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  Speaker 1: very hurt by this and immediately broke it off with him,
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  Speaker 1: which is what I usually do. I act like I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you know, before I killed, I confronted my
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  Speaker 1: cousin and I cut them both off. But now he
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  Speaker 1: is the problem. Even though we are no longer in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, we are still sleeping together. Yeah that's how
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  Speaker 1: I lure to me, and I get them comfortable like
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. I keep on breaking him off until finally
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  Speaker 1: I go off. I can't lie. The intimacy we share
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  Speaker 1: is more than great. Am I wrong for sleeping with him?
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  Speaker 1: Even though he's still sleeping with my cousin? I don't
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  Speaker 1: really want nobody to answer this question because it's really
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  Speaker 1: a rhetorical question, because I don't give a damn. I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to make my move. My cousin has done is
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  Speaker 1: to me in the past for this hellth for is
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  Speaker 1: a goden to it. She has made a pass at
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  Speaker 1: every guy I dated, and either they told me about
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  Speaker 1: it or I found out on my own. This helper
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  Speaker 1: than done this for the last. Yeah, this is your
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  Speaker 1: last because now I'm a man collector and you a
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  Speaker 1: man eater, and so now you didn't eat my last
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  Speaker 1: man because I'm going to eat both y'alls as it's
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  Speaker 1: already we already got I'm already been widowed once. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no problem with being widowed twice. Okay, Should
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  Speaker 1: I fight for him or let it go? After all?
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  Speaker 1: I had him first. This letter ain't nothing, but in
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  Speaker 1: case forensics try to tie me to this, this letter
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  Speaker 1: is what I call an alibi. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare
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  Speaker 1: for later on this year from whatever this city. This
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  Speaker 1: letter is written for these three people to be on
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  Speaker 1: the late Newsnote two years later, this woman will be
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  Speaker 1: on forty you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Jr. All right, coming up, Miss Anne is
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  Speaker 1: out today due to this big winter storm in the northeast,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll be filling in for her and uh taking
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  Speaker 1: a look at the headlines when we come back. What
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, Ms Ann is out due to the storm,
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  Speaker 1: our news director, Yes, due to this big winter storms.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to update us this hour. The storm is
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  Speaker 1: affecting us all our family right here right Snow is
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  Speaker 1: falling in d c up through Philly and New York City.
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  Speaker 1: As of this morning, thirty one million people are under
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  Speaker 1: a blizzard warning, thirty one million or under a winter
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  Speaker 1: storm morning, and nine million are under a winter weather advisory.
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  Speaker 1: The heaviest snow is expected to hit between now and
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  Speaker 1: nine am this morning and could turn into sleep later.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that sleep though. That's according to the CNN Weather Center. Boston, Baltimore, Philly,
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  Speaker 1: and New York City school districts will be closed today,
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  Speaker 1: along with many government offices. Airlines have canceled over seventies
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  Speaker 1: six hundred US flights scheduled from Monday, UH Tuesday and Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: That's according to um UH. The the website flight aware
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  Speaker 1: dot com. New York City could get up to twenty,
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  Speaker 1: I said twenty two zero inches of snow. Mayor Bill
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  Speaker 1: de Blasio said with coastal flooding and wind gus as
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  Speaker 1: high as forty to fifty miles per hour also forecast,
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  Speaker 1: but with winter air filtering into the area, winter UH
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  Speaker 1: weather models predict that snowfall could be somewhere around ten
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  Speaker 1: to fourteen inches. So not quite twenty but ten to
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  Speaker 1: fourteen is a whole lot. That's a whole that's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of snow. Reminds me of growing up in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: State of emergencies have been declared in Maryland, Virginia, New York,
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. Philadelphia, like I said, could see
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  Speaker 1: ten inches of snow, causing dangerous travel conditions, wind us
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  Speaker 1: up to fifty five miles per hour in many areas.
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  Speaker 1: Now parts of Massachusetts could see twenty four inches or more.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot. Similarly powerful winds. This is according to
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  Speaker 1: the governor up there, Charlie Baker. Coastal areas could see
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  Speaker 1: hurricane force winds UH and a storm surge as high
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  Speaker 1: as two to three feet is also possible. Boston could
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  Speaker 1: see as many as a twelve inches of snow for
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  Speaker 1: that metro region. That is a lot, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: snow in Connecticut statewide travel band was scheduled to go
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  Speaker 1: into a Tuesday, that's today, earlier this morning. Wherever you
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  Speaker 1: are at sunrise today, this is according to the Governor,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Daniel malloy, expect to remain there with throughout the
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  Speaker 1: remainder of the storm and into tonight. Okay, So wherever
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  Speaker 1: you are, just stay there and stay there until tonight. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is a lot. Yeah, the White House is ready.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump says FEMA is ready to respond. He said
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  Speaker 1: he's keeping in close touch with FEMA and Homeland Security officials.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's a lot. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at forty eight after the hour. Stay home. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to all right, it's a big storm. We've been talking
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  Speaker 1: about it all morning going on in the northeast. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean snow everything. If you are closed in and
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  Speaker 1: you you inside behind the half six because that's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's the best thing to do when you closed in
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  Speaker 1: like this and can't do nothing now announcements, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this best time to make babies, y'all. Don't think so wow,
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  Speaker 1: increase the population. I mean, we're right here, just all
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  Speaker 1: us right in here, close together like this right might
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  Speaker 1: as well coming up next. Steve has been in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of snow. This ain't logical to y'all. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: a fox doing it. They don't need but they don't
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  Speaker 1: need a snowstorm to do it either. It's sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: need that. Sometimes you need to be closed in. It
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  Speaker 1: can't go nowhere else, so you can catch up, just
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  Speaker 1: catch up time. Well, the governors have been telling people
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  Speaker 1: to stay in, stay home and have sex. They're not
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  Speaker 1: telling them everything. Okay, that's saying a full statement, say
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  Speaker 1: all of it. So coming up next, call us please
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  Speaker 1: and ask Steve your blizzard related questions. Okay, if you
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  Speaker 1: have some questions about this big snowstorm, what should you do?
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  Speaker 1: Get on the phones eight seven seven sexual blizzard question,
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  Speaker 1: No sexual blizzard. Let's get sexy Niphi in the blizzard
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  Speaker 1: baby first. Yea, all right, it's snowing in the north. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is northeast, big northeaster up there, and people want
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  Speaker 1: to know what should they do Steve, So they called you,
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  Speaker 1: of course, all knowing eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve
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  Speaker 1: is the phone number. Let's go to line too and
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  Speaker 1: talk to Robert out of Illinois, Robert, Steve, Yeah, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Man? This is unbelievable. Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: long I've been trying to get you on the phone? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I know That's why I said, Man, y'all get Robert.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, I just want to say, how do you?
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  Speaker 1: Surely and Tommy, because I wanted to say this too
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  Speaker 1: before I get into the store. Y'all got to be
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  Speaker 1: the stupidest people in the world. Y'all is crazy stupidity.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the Steve Hardy morning. Thank you, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta keep it real, just like that, in that order,
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  Speaker 1: and and get into the snow. See, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I would do, see you, Shirley and Tommy. You just
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  Speaker 1: cut you cut, you cut you a path with the
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  Speaker 1: shell straight on down. But what you do? You put
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  Speaker 1: some salt out there, Okay, Get you some bike, you
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  Speaker 1: rat your bike. Get you a nice piece of plot wood.
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  Speaker 1: Get you about maybe two buckets because you gotta lot
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  Speaker 1: in the plywood, right, Okay, you gotta make sure the
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  Speaker 1: plot wood is good. Get you some bike, and y'all
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  Speaker 1: just go hall tail right off that ramp and just
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  Speaker 1: dive right in the snow. Face first, Just just go
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  Speaker 1: and die. Just dive right in and let the bike go,
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  Speaker 1: because you're going to just let them go. Just go
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  Speaker 1: as fast as you first though, surely first be able
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  Speaker 1: to take that. I don't know something wrong, Robert, She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna mess her eyes up anywhere. Face first, It ain't
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  Speaker 1: face You hate you a lot right now in the snow,
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  Speaker 1: the super fun I love it, Robert. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Robert. Let's go to line three.
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  Speaker 1: Let's I know it wasn't a question. It was just
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  Speaker 1: like just telling what's yeah, yeah, let's go to line
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to line three and talk to Duvell out
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  Speaker 1: of Delaware. Did you say, do Vell? Duvel? Dull? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Mrs Steve Shirley, temmy girl, how y'all
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  Speaker 1: doing this morning? What's what's your question? My question is
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  Speaker 1: when your boss tells you the slide in the work,
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  Speaker 1: when you got bald tired, what do you tell them? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand that. If I got bald tires and
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  Speaker 1: I can't afford those tires right now, just know out here,
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  Speaker 1: tell your boss to kiss your ball behind. You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that, you know what I'm saying, well, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: kill yourself. Yeah, you rather be ding. I'll tell your
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  Speaker 1: boss to kiss your ball behind. I'm gonna go with
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  Speaker 1: ball behind every time. That's because you're rich. I wish
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  Speaker 1: I had that kind of money or else I would
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  Speaker 1: do that. But yeah, sorry, I'm a struggling college soud
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  Speaker 1: to get my own masters right now and I'll be
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: finishing back. I got congratulations by hey man, man, what's
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: you may in? Uh? Information system technology with a concentration
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: in geographic maps systems and stuff? Wait, locating devices and
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: things like that. Yes, Steve said it was rock. Hey
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  Speaker 1: can you can you? Can you put your other UH
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  Speaker 1: out like a GPS system with Steve's voice? Can you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: do that? Yes? I can't. I don't make money right now. Yeah, definitely,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm talking wrong, damn. Wait if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do an alternative route. Yeah, cracking up
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  Speaker 1: too early? He's up too tired. I'm tired to man,
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  Speaker 1: but I just get up going anyhow. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: my father taught me to vaim. Yeah, what you say,
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  Speaker 1: I said, you know what my father taught me? No,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking? He said, son? When you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you can't do no more. And you at the
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  Speaker 1: end and you just know you can't do no more.
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  Speaker 1: Just do some more. I used to think my daddy
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  Speaker 1: was crazy. When you think you can't do no more
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  Speaker 1: and you're sitting there realizing you can't do no more, say, son,
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  Speaker 1: just do some more. Watch what happens. Great advice. See,
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  Speaker 1: because my dad is no longer here. So just to
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  Speaker 1: hear that from me, that's that's definitely just a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: And I know where it's coming from. So that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to. Yeah, exactly exactly because mine talked to
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  Speaker 1: me all the time, boy, and they were doing me
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  Speaker 1: about this Trump thing. You know, my daddy told me,
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  Speaker 1: he say, Son, what they're doing, He said, they only
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  Speaker 1: they keep for typing. Do what God tell you to
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  Speaker 1: do and keep stepping. Hold your head up, get your
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  Speaker 1: chest out. Wow Wow, Thank you, Javell appreciate that. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up a story about short men. It's for you, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. We got this story. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, uh, Steve, we didn't
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: get to our last caller. Um. People want to know
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  Speaker 1: about the snowstorm situation. So I know I'm asking you
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  Speaker 1: other stuff. Yeah, yeah, alright, let's go. Let's give line
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  Speaker 1: five Corey a chance out of Buffalo, New York court. Corey. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo always gets snow what you need some Blizzard tips
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  Speaker 1: on what you need. Core Well, this is this is
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  Speaker 1: more how you First of all, good morning everybody. Now
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: this is more or less help for all um as
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  Speaker 1: a retired Blizard, Uh Blizzard player, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: sell a Northeast retiring and retire. I'm married now, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm selling. I'm selling kids. This is for you my
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  Speaker 1: many time because I got you right here. Um, I'm
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: selling kits that because because all these players can't get
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: stuck at the site piece house doing the blizzards. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of the number one that's who you can. He
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  Speaker 1: only like that much. No, now this no, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: See this, this is what you gotta do. You got
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  Speaker 1: my kids, Donna have snowshoes, a backpack, some blankets and
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: advisors and some bus tokens because you got to get
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  Speaker 1: home no matter what doing these times in this lizard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: play around if you want to want. I like this
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  Speaker 1: by snowshoes, backpack. What's it in the backpack? What's in
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  Speaker 1: the backpack, Uncle Steve. What's in the backpack is, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you're essentials because you gotta get home. You gotta you
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: gotta have your Irish spring soap because you can't smell
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  Speaker 1: like the flower. So that they got a day house. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got to come in there, man, old spice. Yeah, come
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  Speaker 1: in there, smelling like light like if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have. Yeah, I love you. If you won't too,
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  Speaker 1: don't come in there. If you won't to, I say,
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  Speaker 1: have a small flash with liquor in it and throw
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  Speaker 1: that on yourself. But you But the one thing is
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  Speaker 1: you don't have nothing new, no new drawns, none of that,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: because you gotta smell like you gotta smell like work
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  Speaker 1: the day before. Yeah, I gotta smell like you've been
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: walking alone. Way. Yeah, there you go. So you get
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  Speaker 1: to that's the trick. You get off the bus stop
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  Speaker 1: two stops early, and you gotta get that sweat going
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: in that snow, trotting in the snow. Yea, and hear
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  Speaker 1: the other key fall in it. You got the fall
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  Speaker 1: right before you get in the house, right at the Yeah, geok,
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  Speaker 1: the dobell. Don't use your cue? Why not use your key? Cory,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: so you can fall at the door, puts the doorbell
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  Speaker 1: so she could see your face in the snow when
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: she come open the door. Most simply maybe what's wrong.
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  Speaker 1: It's a psychological thing. Oh hey. And then when she
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  Speaker 1: rolled it over, and listen to me, when she rolled
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: you over, the first words out your mouth is I
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  Speaker 1: made it. The first first word, the first word out
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  Speaker 1: your mother is this This boy right here, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: done it. Look, this is me clapping for the woman
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: who finally reeled you in, Cory, because you were to pay.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: You got a blizzard player. That's right there. God, don't
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  Speaker 1: come outside. You can't see your car. Know what your
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  Speaker 1: card saying. That woman she's gonna come get me. I
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: wish I would say, I'm stuck, don't. That's right, that's
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  Speaker 1: right right at right at the number. Man. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I did. One time in a blizzard.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I came outside and my car was gone. But what
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: had happened was my emergency brake has slipped. It had
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  Speaker 1: just rolled down the street three houses. I came out
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: and see my card, dog, I got to get home.
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  Speaker 1: My car. It had rolled down the street three houses
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: and just scraped up against the treat. That's where slowed
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: it down because it wasn't a big slope. It had
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: rolled down the street three houses and had snown it.
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  Speaker 1: It took me forty five minutes to discover that that
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  Speaker 1: was my car. I can't tell you how happy I
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: was to see that car. Yeah, my car. Yeah, you
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: don't have that problem? Right? No, no, no, not no more.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, you got to make You can't act better
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  Speaker 1: than me right now. You really can't. You you can't
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  Speaker 1: do it better than I'm doing it. You could do it, really,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it jested way, but you damn showcake,
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  Speaker 1: because you know what the difference is with you, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You are committed, committed till the end. You are you committed?
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  Speaker 1: That is it? At whatever it is, Yeah, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'll discovered that one of my girls
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  Speaker 1: hated me, didn't really care for me. Okay, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you I can find somebody like me. I'm like a boat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like a boat. Hey, Corey, thanks for making our day,
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  Speaker 1: Corey with the retired Blizzard Player pack. Somebody is a
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  Speaker 1: smooth ain't. Yeah. They'd be thinking, thinking, we still have
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  Speaker 1: this short man story to get to. Uh. We will know.
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  Speaker 1: We don't. We don't have to do that without Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get involved in this man. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: getting involved in nothing. Okay, Tommy, Tommy, what, don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: It's a short story, you Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. All right, when we come back as promised,
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  Speaker 1: we have a short man story for you. You want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it, nasty, I want to hear what. We
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  Speaker 1: have to play a song. Let's just play a song.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, it's a short story, so don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. We have time. You always got so well?
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, you ready listen. According to a
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  Speaker 1: new study, short men are more likely to lose their hair.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say it again. This is According to a new study,
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  Speaker 1: short men are more likely to lose their hair. Researchers
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  Speaker 1: found that there are four genes that cause teenagers to
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  Speaker 1: stop growing early, and these same genes have been linked
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  Speaker 1: to baldness. He is yeah, you're short, and you're gone yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and he's short. Yeah. And that's the end of the story.
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  Speaker 1: It's a story that's short, simple, completely, very descriptive. We
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  Speaker 1: have our very own short ball person here. Come on
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  Speaker 1: out and take about Tommy. That can verify this story.
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  Speaker 1: Just walk out here standing over there, just as bald
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  Speaker 1: head as he won't turn around. Take a bob, but
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  Speaker 1: here you ain't got to you already down there? When
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  Speaker 1: did you go start going bold? Thirty's? What's that for, Steve? Damn?
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  Speaker 1: That's damn dog you damn that Benjamin Buss but buttons, buttons? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just you just tried going down at thirty you had
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  Speaker 1: picked atty, you started falling off at the damn asked
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  Speaker 1: what what a did he know he was gonna be short?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man? At what age did you figure out you
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  Speaker 1: as a teenager? Because that's what the story says. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when we was playing basketball and he couldn't touch the net,
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  Speaker 1: that's when first you know he was eight? Don't yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Oh uh? On Jordan's Jordan he got Jordan Jordan basket
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  Speaker 1: six it's seven and barely got that in any time.
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  Speaker 1: And let me ask you a question, not that I
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  Speaker 1: want to or nor do I want to compete, but
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  Speaker 1: do you think you could beat me playing basketball? Hell?
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  Speaker 1: You m yeah, easily and ning and spot you three
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  Speaker 1: four points? Yeah? Who did you say? Slaughter your ass?
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  Speaker 1: Now did you hear that? Because you can't stop me.
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  Speaker 1: All I'm gonna do is back your ass down in
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  Speaker 1: that post. You're just you're gonna hurt yourself. Shut up, man, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even play no more. But once I back
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  Speaker 1: your ass down. Really, what you're gonna do was that
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  Speaker 1: Rickard Smile the house you hurt yourself playing around with.
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  Speaker 1: I hurt myself a Ricky Smiley house. But I dunked
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  Speaker 1: it though didn't not Hello, hell we come back. It
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  Speaker 1: was a long time ago, but you could ask Ricky Smiley.
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  Speaker 1: I got up there and put that thing down. Now,
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  Speaker 1: now when I came down, I didn't know what it happened.
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  Speaker 1: Back to back jams coming up. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: just time for one more thing. We'll tell you about
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  Speaker 1: it that after the break at forty eight, after the hours,
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  Speaker 1: so don't go away. You're listening to the Stave Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, um, this is our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the morning. Good day, it was a good day. Praying
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: for the people up north and in the Midwest and
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: everything snowstorm on the way side inside and have sex well,
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  Speaker 1: and for the kids that are listening, I can't stand
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  Speaker 1: Tommy going to other room, watch TV and sit down somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: What your parents told you when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 1: We have a ChIL though. Yeah, that's back when television
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: went off. Remember that CBS and remember that? Oh yeah,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: remember that you chill? Uh all right, it's a fun
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: day today and it's Tuesday. Blizzard Yeah, yeah, her name?
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  Speaker 1: You get How can you get some good loving in
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: the blizzard? And you got he is in there too.
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  Speaker 1: How do you just is there a way to work this?
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  Speaker 1: Put your woman? M Oh yeah, I try to stay
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  Speaker 1: out of stuff that heat break. Oh so that's that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Questions Yeah, blizzard love, that's all I'm trying to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: a blizzard love. Well, what would you do? I mean, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: don't do what I got to do? Wait? What lock
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: my kids in their room? And going don't do what
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  Speaker 1: I got to do? You lock your kids in their
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  Speaker 1: room if I want to, if I want to do
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: what I need to do with my woman, Yeah, why
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: not locking in the room. You can't do that. That's
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: against the line. CPS. You don't call them people, somebody
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: to send them out to the chaptel. You're nothing to
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: send them people out of mind. You're locking the kids.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: You can't lock you can't lock your kids in their room.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: But why do you have to lock them in? Just
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: lock your door? Why do you have to lock them
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: in just like your bedroom door wherever you are? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: my little man, he bust up in there, he comes.
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  Speaker 1: You know how to get in there. He bust up
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  Speaker 1: in the strong. He knows how to pick the lock
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  Speaker 1: on the bedroom door. When he says, I don't know
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: how he get in that room. But he gets in
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  Speaker 1: that room and he's five. Yeah, this is interesting. He
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: can get in that room at five. He's smart in
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: his daddy already. That's why I said, Annie'll outgrow him
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: and have hair. Go ahead, Joy, How does he do that?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Temmy got your whole tail room down in Pollman, Maybe
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: you were stuck in it, so Steve Um I remember
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: growing up in Chicago. Um, I used to get like
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: those salt marks on my boots all the time. You
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: know that white line in the blizzard. How do you
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: get rid of that from the snow? Plastic bag? What
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: do you do with plastic bags? And there's just low
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: level topes This view ain't got money for topest You
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: put your shoes, You put your put your shoes on,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: then put the plastic bag the tip the top of
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: the plastic bag with shoestring. That's how they stay on. Okay,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: you're just walking in a bag, yeah, right, with your shoes.
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  Speaker 1: It is cool clean. Wow. We used to put it
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: like did you put vassilin on your face? What about
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: your skin? You know in the weather. Had a lot
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: of times. My mama just stopped us by the bacon
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  Speaker 1: grease on the can and talk of the stove and
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: put that on. So you go to school smelling like
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: bacon baker. You were fresh now fresh fried. I used
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: to eat mine awful. I went to anywhere I was
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: eating out of that can. I'm stove. Yes, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: could just could get drying in the yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: quite different. Wow, okay, well these are tips for um,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: you know, people going through you know the people in
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: the southog. Yeah. No, I've been through the biggest one.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: It was nineteen seventy seven, the Blizzard of seventy seven.
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  Speaker 1: They shut kids state down for three days. The whole
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: college closed for three days. Boy, because I'll worry, you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't go anywhere. Oh, Lord Jesus, I had a food
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  Speaker 1: trade and that was my lead. M hm ah h
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: you were out in it. Huh. Here the university's food
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  Speaker 1: tray and used it as a sled. Is that what
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  Speaker 1: my ass on? It? Down at Taylor Hall here right
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: where they killed them folk? Kiss? Oh no, they're gone,
• 1:37:24
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