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Steve and JAB Reenactment, Ask Steve, MTH, Comedy Quartet and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bu bu things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve to mother for st joy. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn out. You got to turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn got to turn them out, to turn turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water. Come come on your bad uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: oh Man got a radio show. Man got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: and a whole lot mold to man. God is good
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  Speaker 1: to me. I have no other explanation, if I have
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  Speaker 1: no other explanation of my existence and where I stand
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  Speaker 1: in this thing called life, except if it was not
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  Speaker 1: for the goodness of God Almighty. If it was not
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  Speaker 1: for His grace and his mercy, There's no way I
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  Speaker 1: could exist the way that I do. I would not
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  Speaker 1: be who I am or where I am. I am
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  Speaker 1: who I am and where I am simply because God
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  Speaker 1: is who he is. If it was not for God,
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  Speaker 1: I would have no testimony for you, because I would
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  Speaker 1: have failed every single test plain, pure and simple. I
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  Speaker 1: can sit here today until you flat out that it
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  Speaker 1: is purely because of God's grace and mercy that I
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  Speaker 1: exist today because of His favor. See now He shows
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  Speaker 1: us favor in life because of a combination of things
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  Speaker 1: I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer to life.
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you as not. But this is a
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  Speaker 1: combination that I've grown to understand better and better, and
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But here it is. If you take faith and you
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  Speaker 1: combine it with an incredible work ethic, then God has
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  Speaker 1: the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best
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  Speaker 1: way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
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  Speaker 1: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
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  Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But
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  Speaker 1: see if you had the faith in God that God
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  Speaker 1: can do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is
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  Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
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  Speaker 1: good things if you kept that faith intact through it all,
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  Speaker 1: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
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  Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
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  Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can
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  Speaker 1: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And you got to do some things man,
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  Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
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  Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
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  Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
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  Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
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  Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
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  Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
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  Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
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  Speaker 1: apply the faith and see the reason you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
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  Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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  Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give
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  Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the cross walk with a
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  Speaker 1: walk sign on it and the sign flashing on the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Don't walk then that the signs say walk, What do
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  Speaker 1: you think your chances are making it across that street?
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  Speaker 1: Is well, pretty good because guess what the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the other side. There's other people in
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  Speaker 1: the cross walk walking, So guess what you strike out blindly?
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  Speaker 1: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
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  Speaker 1: that street. That's that's That's not why I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about. I'm talking about the faith, the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see, the faith that what I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing today, I believe in my heart of heart that
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  Speaker 1: God wouldn't bring me this far to leave me. That
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  Speaker 1: God is a true and living God, that he keeps
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  Speaker 1: his promises, that later on, there's things that I'm working
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  Speaker 1: towards right now gonna pay off later on. See, too
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  Speaker 1: many people want the reward right now. See, that's not
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  Speaker 1: the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: if it's if it's a good thing to do, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a just thing to do, see if it's seeing
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  Speaker 1: in it it ain't God. You can just clear it
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  Speaker 1: on up right there. You can stop all the wondering.
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  Speaker 1: If that's his voice talking to you, if it's the
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  Speaker 1: right thing to do. If it's sin in it, it's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. Kill it. You you can
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  Speaker 1: shut it down. You ain't got to wonder about it.
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  Speaker 1: Go down there in secret venge that ain't God. Go
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  Speaker 1: tell him off when you see him. That ain't God. Anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's God's sin in it, is not God's voice telling
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  Speaker 1: you to do it, So you can you can kill
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  Speaker 1: that conversation to date. That's how you know. But if
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  Speaker 1: you align yourself up man and you and what you're
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  Speaker 1: doing is just and right and correct and pleasing in
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  Speaker 1: the sight of God, it'll pay off for you later on.
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  Speaker 1: And see here's here's here's the best way I can
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  Speaker 1: tell to it. Here's another one. When you're going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you're on the road to going somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: and you know the somewhere that you're trying to get to.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you've set a goal of vision for yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you know where you want to get to, You got
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  Speaker 1: a good idea, and you own your way to going there.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
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  Speaker 1: going to get hard, when it gets difficult, and it
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  Speaker 1: is going to get difficult, when it becomes challenging and
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  Speaker 1: it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
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  Speaker 1: three of those things. When it don't look like it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 1: I know he didn't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 1: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 1: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you're complaining. See,
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 1: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: go to you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening to you. What really, man,
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  Speaker 1: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
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  Speaker 1: to sit up and go, hey, man, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ease back into this thing. Ease back in, man,
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  Speaker 1: you d it's it's a tornado world around you. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to ease back in. You got it
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  Speaker 1: going and jump back in it. It is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: To whom much is given, much is required. Always appreciate
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  Speaker 1: the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints that
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  Speaker 1: you lose sight of the blessings. Man. God got a
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  Speaker 1: lot for you in your life, man, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that faith
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  Speaker 1: and you got to apply a crazy work ethic to it.
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  Speaker 1: And that creates the most opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And when God starts showing your favor, man,
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  Speaker 1: all of them seeds you plant, all of that, all
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  Speaker 1: of that wheat you've been sewing, all of that hard
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  Speaker 1: work you've been put in God to pay it off.
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  Speaker 1: And He'll pay it off in ways that you don't
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  Speaker 1: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening Morning show. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: a gentlemen, now have your attention please, we are starting
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  Speaker 1: this show off quite different today. We are about to
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  Speaker 1: have an a selection from the BCT Singers. BCT sting
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  Speaker 1: Singers is the Bad Choir Tabernacle Singers. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a selection from the BCT singers better known as the
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  Speaker 1: Bad Choir Tabernacle Singers. Hit it. I believe I can fly.
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  Speaker 1: I believe I can fly. Almost touched this guy. Well
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  Speaker 1: up down, help me launch day up down? Hi, I
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  Speaker 1: believe it. I believe what you believe. I believe I
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  Speaker 1: can't fly what you believe my good fly Hallelujah. I'm flying, flying, flying, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
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  Speaker 1: Selection from the bc T Singers better known as the
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  Speaker 1: Bad Choir Tabernacle Singers and from now whenever you want
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  Speaker 1: a selection, just ask for a selection and they will
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  Speaker 1: be joining us. It's a new feature on the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Alving Morning Show, just to start your day off the
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  Speaker 1: correct what good morning, chilling, stod morning, Steve Harvey. That's
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  Speaker 1: my quiet and I like it better a bad choir
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  Speaker 1: where you just sitting there going Jesus, who caller? Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Crew? She said, what's up? Crewe? She says
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  Speaker 1: that every day? Okay, okay, what's up? What's happening right here?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's we feel out this? This? This
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  Speaker 1: this less conversation right now? What's happening? I know because
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  Speaker 1: would happened? Tommy? I started to show different and the
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  Speaker 1: response is taking everybody or back, ladies and gentlemen. Batman head,
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  Speaker 1: Robbie Green horned head, Cato, who we got the boy
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  Speaker 1: wonder himself Junior morning, everybody, bct QUI. I can't nobody
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  Speaker 1: even sway the same way. I love they don't and
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  Speaker 1: the Jefe Tommy, Yeah, you ain't in the building, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here. Yeah, Yeah, let's day. Well, let's
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  Speaker 1: get the humping then happen when I get off? Are
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  Speaker 1: you go? Junior, you're gonna do just in a ConA
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  Speaker 1: by myself, some humping by yourself, just in a ConA,
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  Speaker 1: just in public? You said, humming or humping? Humping in public? Humming?
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  Speaker 1: He said humming. No, he said humping. But that's good, June.
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  Speaker 1: You got to practice how you gonna know how to
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  Speaker 1: do it. You don't work on it by yourself. It's
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  Speaker 1: called humping, air humping. Do it, Junior? Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening to Steven Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. Steven. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you take it away right here. You and Jay
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  Speaker 1: with your reenactment listening. This is for all me and listening. Today.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to give you how it works when you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to end the conversation with your wife or girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: and you're trying to find a way to end it
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  Speaker 1: or not have it at all, or not have this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have it, but somehow it just goes on it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk. Basically, you don't want to talk.
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  Speaker 1: You been at work, Oh damn day quiet? You just
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  Speaker 1: want to come in and not talk to nobody. You
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  Speaker 1: don't understand that every man? How come you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk? What I'm saying, he's had go? What's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with how it goes? You just walked in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Hey baby, how are you doing? I'm done good. How
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  Speaker 1: would your day to day? I'm tired, I'm beat up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It was rough out there to day's rough go into
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  Speaker 1: it and then it was just long day. Baby. You
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  Speaker 1: know I get sometimes I just gonna sit down at chill,
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  Speaker 1: get my thoughts a minute to myself. Well what happened?
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  Speaker 1: It was? It was just a long day, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just long, long like long like what I mean long
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  Speaker 1: like how I've been down there all day? No, I
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  Speaker 1: just been there all day. If it been that all
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  Speaker 1: day working I got two jobs and just got home.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a long day. I'm just tired, That's all.
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  Speaker 1: What happen on the first job. Just tell me that
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't nothing in particular happened you know, it just
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  Speaker 1: was so you were that all day and you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me nothing happened, no particular, No, I ain't no nothing,
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  Speaker 1: nothing meaningful happened. So something did happen? No, baby, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is it just it was just a
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  Speaker 1: long day, was just you know, you know, just a
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  Speaker 1: day to day got in the way, and it's just
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  Speaker 1: tired of something happened that you don't want to tell
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  Speaker 1: me about. I ain't nothing happening to it that I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell you about. I'm just trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you ain't nothing really happened, but just what I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired. Well, you know you sound like you're yelling.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you listen to him, right, Look, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to. Look, I'm not yelling. If I did, okay,
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  Speaker 1: then forget just what happened to the second job? What happened? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired, I didn't have a good day. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna go on in hell. I'm watching a little TV
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  Speaker 1: and he so you don't want to talk to that. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, you don't want to talk. So I
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  Speaker 1: ain't seen you all day and you come home and
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  Speaker 1: now I want to talk. You want to talk to me?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that basically what you're saying. You don't
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  Speaker 1: You've been talking to all other people all day when
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  Speaker 1: I bounds at work though I'm at work. Oh well
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  Speaker 1: I just want to check. No, baby, just want to
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  Speaker 1: work at the house. There's no talking. Well, no, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to cheer. No, I just want to cheer
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  Speaker 1: for a little while. Don't you have a talk show?
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  Speaker 1: You have two shows. Just talk if you come home
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  Speaker 1: and just no talking, that's well. I got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show too. I do radio show, dinner dude to talk show,
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  Speaker 1: and I got a brief in and I do meeting.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking to meeting. Y'all talking to meeting. You're talking
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  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, you're talking to radio show. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: you can't talk home. But I'm trying to talking loud. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now you're getting loud. I see you getting loud. Now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't woring me. I'm my voice raising because you're
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  Speaker 1: not listening. You know what, forget it, just forget it,
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  Speaker 1: just forget the whole thing. To get ass get it
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  Speaker 1: all right. Now, I don't want to talk to no more. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going in here. Ever, I'm going I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: to you no more. You don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: me talking to you. Okay, when you're coming in from now,
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  Speaker 1: I will not be talking. Okay. Let's see how you
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  Speaker 1: like that. You don't want to talk, then I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk. No no, no, no no no. I
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  Speaker 1: tried to talk, but you didn't want to talk. Now
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  Speaker 1: you want to talk. We're talking about okay, now we
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  Speaker 1: can talk. Baby. I'm going in here and just sit
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  Speaker 1: down the chill because you can't talk to me, all right, baby,
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  Speaker 1: just just look look look just whatever you're said. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know are we talking. I was going to
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  Speaker 1: hear you said you want to talk to me? No more.
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  Speaker 1: Can't forget it now without to talk. Okay, let's stop out.
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  Speaker 1: You don't talk to men, I won't talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's good, it works fine for me. Ever,
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  Speaker 1: now he walks away under his bro and he so
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  Speaker 1: he thinks and he said, the husband answers crazy, And
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  Speaker 1: then she follows him in the room. Oh yeah, she said,
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  Speaker 1: I just have one question. I just I just have
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  Speaker 1: one more question. I ask you, why don't you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me? Yeah? What did I do? Because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything to you? Now you ain't did nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I just told your hand long thing and you said
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want to talk. I said, I'm gonna hit
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  Speaker 1: the chill and you to follow me and ask me again. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. I got one more thing to edge you, Columbo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, well okay, so one more time under my breath,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think she can hear it. So I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself, this helpful crazy. I Oh, I'm crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm crazy now I'm ready. I want that one telling
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  Speaker 1: you ain't crazy, but I'm crazy. No, I ain't say
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  Speaker 1: he's crazy. I an't say he was crazy. I'm crazy
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  Speaker 1: now I'm crazy. No, I said what I'm gonna shay
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  Speaker 1: you craziest. I'm gonna show you crazy. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I said what. I ain't taking you this
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  Speaker 1: crazy now. I'm sure you know I said this crazy
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  Speaker 1: you you want to see it. I'm sure to you
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  Speaker 1: what I'm looking at? Wait what he's already looking at?
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  Speaker 1: Every man who's winning? Win? Good friend? Laugh when you
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  Speaker 1: get at work. Okay, Oh my god, that's it right there. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: we pretty much covering it. High Yes, good job, Jay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you played Wifie very well, very well. We are coming up.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go, coming up, Nephew, Tommy's run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. The nephew is
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  Speaker 1: here with the today's prank phone call. What do you
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  Speaker 1: have today, Tommy? Tombstone, that's what I got, Tombstone. Gotta
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  Speaker 1: get these names right on these tombstone naw okay, spelling
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  Speaker 1: name right. That's a that's a big problem right there, Tombstone.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. We got a problem with John and miss
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  Speaker 1: Arona put the Rome name on my anti tumb so
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  Speaker 1: as well as to date, and we gotta problem. We
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  Speaker 1: gotta get rectified. Man, y'all got her hold hold on man,
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  Speaker 1: calm down. First of all, what is your name? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Ritchie Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't understand
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a funeral home making these kind of mistakes, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: That that don't make no sense. I'm wrong to y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Even't been in the business to be doing something like this.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a family business. We've been doing this
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  Speaker 1: forty plus years. Well, y'all making mistakes like this, man,
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  Speaker 1: what's what? What's the problem? What's the mistakes? What's what
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  Speaker 1: mistake do you think we made? Okay, sook man, we're
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  Speaker 1: being my anti. Two weeks ago. Her name is Rosetta. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, where you spare. Our name is r O
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  Speaker 1: s e t t eight. Y'all got r O z
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  Speaker 1: e t t an. She was born tune to eight
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  Speaker 1: can geting that? Men? I can't. It's no way I
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  Speaker 1: can help you to getting that me now. I mean
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  Speaker 1: we'll fix the problem then, man, I could check the paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: I can check the paperwork and see what the problem is. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you gave me the wrong information, your family gave
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: me wrong information, then we just put down where we
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: would give it. And if we got to change something,
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  Speaker 1: we gonna change it. But it's gonna cause you some
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  Speaker 1: more money. We're we're not paying another damn damn to
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that funeral all, not another damn damn. The stuff gonna
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: get changed from this damn thoombs sto. Then we're not
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: paying for none. I'm gonna paying this. I'm on. I'm decided.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: but if you gave me the wrong information, that's only
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't do that, that's only you. We didn't give
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you the wrong information. I'm gonna tell you this. Try
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you put it your name, get along. What is your name?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let me tell you something.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: If this don't get your bird and money, me or
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: some of my cousin's gonna come out there and start
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: digging up a body. Y'all. Not coming over here and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: digging up nothing, y'all's my play. He would disrespect my
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: family and come over here, and you're gonna get up
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: what We're gonna dig up some birds if they're gonna
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: get the rick tomsto, there's not gonna be none of that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna fix
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  Speaker 1: the problem. I'm gon check the paperwork. And I can
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: get back to you. That's why I can do. But
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't digging up nothing. If if if you're Toomston,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: but if even me and my cousin is coming out
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: there digging up some of them, damn bad butter. Until
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: y'a'll get this damn thing fix, I'm gonna be nobody
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: coming over there. Hold on, see what now I'm getting
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: excited to come. Man, Let me just talk to you
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  Speaker 1: like a man. Listen what I'm saying. That you that
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  Speaker 1: the family seals out the paperwork puts the name in
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  Speaker 1: the first date on there. If it is incorrect, it
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  Speaker 1: has to be fix. I have to call the man
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: out here to fix it. And that's gonna call some money.
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  Speaker 1: I have to pay him. All I'm saying is if
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  Speaker 1: that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect, it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: not owners and I might have to charge you a
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  Speaker 1: little extra money just so I can get it taken
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  Speaker 1: care of. Nothing to get charge nothing. We ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no more money, man, we ain't got no mama chargers
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: arm in to bear in my honey. We ain't got
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: no more I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: one more time, mister, Kendrew. If Fred don't see a
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  Speaker 1: ChIL I'm coming after this evening, and look at my
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: handy tom So I'm coming out there now. If the
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: date and the name ain't fixed, I promise you so
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: help me. But I'm gonna store digging up but it
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: and if your answers out there, I'm gonna put you
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: in one of them home and I'll tell you what Vegan.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna put me in no home man, like
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I say it, I try to. I'm trying to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you and tell you what the deal is and
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: how we will get the six. Ain't nobody coming out
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: here and dig it up nothing? I got you here.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I bet you. I'm digging up a hole and I'll
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: put you if you don't fix my hand, then we're
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: both going in the damn hole. That's what's gonna happen.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: We're both going in that because somebody you want to
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  Speaker 1: fix this around and put the room, you want to
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  Speaker 1: put the spell. My head ring everything, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: answer the damn phone, and my uncle get Expliciens region
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  Speaker 1: resid fix nothing. Me and you yelling at each other,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: we mean we don't do this. Yelling at each other
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: is not gonna fix the problems. I still have to
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  Speaker 1: do a step here. I have to look at this paperwork.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But when are you gonna look at it? Then? Rether
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you keep yelling. I don't even have time to gold
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: with its paperwork every time. If you're really look at something,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you're yelling in my head me time, I'm coming at
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: mother fucker. I'm gonna come out there right now. That's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. You know what we're to come
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: on end. I try to talk nice to your tell
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you what to I told you that this is a
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  Speaker 1: fan of business. You're just respecting me. You come out here,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you ain't no because when we're both going to whole days.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you. What that just
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  Speaker 1: what you're not listening. But well your shoes you need.
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  Speaker 1: bring no, you ain't no cause laugh big the bull
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• 26:18
  Speaker 1: sailor Kendrick on the tombstone I met you, they're gonna
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: saying it wrong. All women come off you ain't gonna cuss.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Why I can't. I got some miss I need to take. Yes,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: you got to say, I'm saying that you're listening to me. Kendrick,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you wrap the civil reside. I'm going to play. This
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: is miss you. Tommy, you just got break by your
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: secretary with no you Man you Tommy, I'm damn man.
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  Speaker 1: He got you man man Old he was looting to
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  Speaker 1: be a here today. I knew something was funny. Oh man,
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• 27:07
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• 27:11
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• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I want what is this fall for my tombstone?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I want on man, I was
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: thinking like something like dumb or dumber. I have purchased
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: two plots so that me and you can be sad
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: by sad. I know you want to be next we'll
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  Speaker 1: look at that fa hey man, put your family next
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to you that care about you. You don't want to
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: lie next to me through eatanity. Listen to me. Put
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you somebody next to you that care about you, your wife,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: but on that other side, because I don't care nothing
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  Speaker 1: about you. You don't have a long time behind you.
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  Speaker 1: Portrayal one of them when they come. I need you
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  Speaker 1: next me, something I hand. We might get up. You
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: never know who might get up. I don't want to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: be next to you because you might. You might. I'm
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: not saying you will, but you might go to hell.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: You don't know where he goes. I don't don't really
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: show right now, so I don't want to be over there. No, no,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: just Neil. All right. We'll be back with more of
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after you're listening to show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It's time for ask Steve your favorite segments. Steve, We're
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you questions. I'm going to ask you to
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: please keep your answer short so we can get more
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: questions in. Thank you. Here we go. You're ready. What
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: becomes more difficult, not easier, more difficult the more you
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: do it, Steve? What becomes more difficult the more you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: do it, what becomes more difficult the more you do it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: The more you do it. Weight loss, Yeah, don't bring
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that up. The more you try to lose weight, the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: longer you've been doing it, the harder it gets. My stomach.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Right now that I've actually just laid and adjustment with it,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I quit looking at it. You request, though, Oh no,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the six pack is the quest. I already know I'm
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: not gonna get a six pack. I know that, but
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I've tried to do things to offset it. So what
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: did you do during the shirts off tour? Remember that? Yeah? While, yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was twelve years younger. Yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: everything I did then is not working now. I'm I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: did all that. I know exactly what I did. I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: wouldn't done it for four months, and I don't have
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that look yet. You don't do cardio seems like you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: just wait, wait, left, That's so not true. Okay, you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: haven't been to one workout, so I'll ignore that. You
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: said that. Next question, you don't do it. It was
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: a question, all right, I got one for you, Steve.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: What's the best way to get rich? What's the best way?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: What do you think make more money? Oh? No, the
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: best way to get rich is to identify your gift
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and then take that gift and give it your undivided attention,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and you're all out massive effort, m your full make mounds.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I do, and that that's and
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: if you can, if your gift is the thing that'll
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: make room for you, identify the gift, focus only one
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: hundred and twent and never give up. Yeah, and I
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: love you're. One of your favorite things that you say,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Steve is when people say that's so hard, and then
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you say, yeah, it is hard to be successful, but
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: ain't it hard to be poor? Paul is Yeah, yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Paul has some difficulties and challenges to it. So since
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: it's going to be hard to be successful and it's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: hard to be not successful, I might as will go
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: on and get this hard to be successful journey started. Yeah. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I love that. I agree with that because we've all
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: seen the movie on How to Be Poor? We know
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: how that ends. Oh yeah, start, yeah, yes, show start,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: co star directed. Produced. Did all of that all right? Steve?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I like that. I got one. Oh yeah,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: what are some foods that you hesitated to eat? But
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: later your love it a scar Gold question, Oh cavea, yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Oh what's cargoes? Snails? Sam? Yeah, I'll try. It's not
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: a favorite of mine, but you know it's some stuff
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'd never do that. Sushi. I swow sushi off as
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: a young boy. Raoul Man, you gotta put some fish, yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: some grease. Those three things I remember. I didn't understand fish. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you do part. Good question, good rich answer. All right, Um,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: here's one. What screams? Steve, listen to this carefully. What
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: screams I have a crush on you? What screams I
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: have a crush on you if I'm looking at you
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and my mouth is opening, I'm slobbing, screaming, screaming. That's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: screaming I have a crush on How do you know someone? Okay,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: that's how you have a crush on someone, But how
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: do you know someone has a crush on you if
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: they're looking at me, mouth was hanging open and they slobbling.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah now that Yeah, now that has never happened
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to me. Not even that doesn't happen. Come on, well,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I've seen other ways, not that extreme, okay, man. At
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: an event I was speaking to a group, Yeah, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: it was mostly women, and this woman had a mini
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: skirt on and was kind of working it towards me.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I was doing the speaking, but then got up left
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: after the event was open over, put on a skin
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: tight cat suit with heels, and came right back in
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: the room because I was man, the skirt wouldn't winning.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know how. I didn't even
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: know why, and changed into a cat suit yeah, and
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: came in front and I mean skin tight and right
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: in front of your eye lines to make sure you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: can see her, to the point where it pissed the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: other women off that it was that obvious. Oh women,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: what you can't You can't slide nothing pad flirting on
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the woman. Now, man can miss it, but women women
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna miss it. And all the time, because we
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: know what he fin thet I didn't. The answer was
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in his silence. If you didn't pick that up. Yeah,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: come on, Carla, all right quickly, what warning label do
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you consistently ignore? And why the surgeon general has to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: determine I can cause birthday? And right there I quit
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: reading cause I ain't been hand no babies. All right,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. That concludes our segment.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Asked Steve. All right, we'll have more of the Steve
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay is in the building. Steve.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Time to murder another hit. Please introduce him, give him
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• 35:54
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• 35:59
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• 36:18
  Speaker 1: hell has got then we wind dos open and it's
• 36:22
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  Speaker 1: when you love. I mean a heart Lass the ruler
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  Speaker 1: hot hot Your genius boy. No he's not. No, he's
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Carlo Carlo. Yeah? Are you? Are you? Ladies? Did y'all
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: enjoy that? You? No? I didn't say. And you know
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: what the problem is, Steve, me and Jay. You know
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: we talk on the phone. And did you have a
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: hot flame when you was on the phone inspiration? Yes,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I did, Tommy, but the whole world knows. Now, No,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you're not. And turn the air. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show, it's time for comedy roulette.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Comedy roulette, is that we do it. We take four subjects,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: We put them on the wheel. We spun the wheel. Yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: whit stop spend the wheel? Jay? Not you really No,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I'm shocked anybody you were the wheel? Stop? We dous comedians.
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  Speaker 1: We can do right? All right, here we go. H
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  Speaker 1: Number one, things people talk to you about but you
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  Speaker 1: don't really care. Man can do that, okay, every day
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: all day. Number two, here's one. Number two. If Blank
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: tells me that story one more time about Blank, I'm
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: gonna kill myself. I'm just gonna kill myself. Number three
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: didn't sound like she was playing to me. It didn't
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: sound like she was playing to me. Yeah, number four.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Things you say when your team loses? Oh, cowboys? What's
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: what he hasn't had to say that lately? Huh? All right? Him?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: One number three? Five something? Number two? If blank tells
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: me that story one more time about my blank, Oh,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself. I'm calling real names from my
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: real friends. I'm doing the same up. First up. If
• 40:14
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• 40:18
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• 40:20
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• 40:24
  Speaker 1: jump out of here. If I hit one more damn time,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm killing myself. I'm gonna tell I'm gonna tell you
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: right now, names, real names. If my uncle Julia tell
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: me one more time how he coming to California to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: hang out with me, but I gotta wait to get
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: his money, right, I'm gonna kill my damn self. I
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: swear to God, I can't keep hearing this. I gotta
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: push it back. Nephew names, let me go, don't do
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: this right. He's probably listening. If my mom would tell
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: me one more time about the fifty five pounds catfish
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that got away. If she tell me this story one
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: more time, I'm gonna kill myself. She can't get you going.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: If my cousin but tell me one more damn time, Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about that time he saw Denzil, I'm gonna kill myself.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: He can't hit that. He didn't meet him because he
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: saw me. Keep it going, keep it going. Come on,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: my buddy's smoke from Columbia, South Carolina. Tell me one
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: more damn time about him being retired and he don't
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: have to do a damn bang while I'm working day.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: How much money he gets into mail? I want to
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: hear that he let me tell you so. If Chris
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Murphy when willow Ridge High School helped me one damn
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: time by how he used to date beyond say hey man,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: hey man, hey man, the girl married. Now she didn't
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: move on. Ain't aware where your unlass stated. If Monica
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Bonds Mississippi MoMA, tell me one more damn time. How
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: many degrees she got man shooting met degrees? I got one.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Close it out, Steve. If Donald Trump tell the story
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: one more time how he won the elections, square it
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: kill all over. Yes, thank you guys for that comedy roulette.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show coming
• 43:18
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• 43:20
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 43:24
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• 43:32
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• 43:34
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• 43:39
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• 44:00
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• 44:07
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• 44:10
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• 44:13
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  Speaker 1: I do for you? I just wanted to give you
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: a courtesy call. Your daughter. You've got her signed up
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: for four weeks with the camp, right yeah, but Joe, Yeah,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: this is your guys third year being a part of
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the camp. Yep. And she's really excited. She loved coming
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: to the camp and we think it's a great thing
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: for how to be involved in what's up. Okay, you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: guys just finished the whole cheerleading season two? Am I right?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: The competition season? Yes, just coming off of that, right right? Okay,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Well we're getting ready for the summer, you know where
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: everybody's excited about it, coming out and being a part
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: of what's going on. So here's what I wanted to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: give you a little bit. Like I said, I'm the
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: new camp director. I was just starting at this job.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I got a few notes that that we're giving to
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: me about about, so I wanted to give you a
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: call and see if I could talk to you about it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: A few notes giving to you about Yeah, just a
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: couple of notes. I don't think it's anything that we
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: can make sure it's okay. What kind of note, Well,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: it's been brought from my attention that some of the
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: parents whose daughters are out there as well, there's gonna
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: be there this summer a little concerned about her being
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: on top of the pyramid, that she's uh is getting
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a little heavy, should she uh wait wait wait wait
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ho ho ho
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you calling me about some some other parents and said
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: about how big my child is or how much my child. Ways,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to let you know was we're gonna
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: put as a base or oh no, you ain't gonna
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: put no base. I don't already pay my money. And
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: what you say your name is Chip? And um, how
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: long have you been the director? Because I was just
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: up there two weeks ago and they told me that
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: she was gonna be the same position that she was
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: last year because that is what worked, that's the formation
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that works. So I don't even know what the word.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Supposedly that some of the girls are complaining that she's
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: too heavy to hold up. So that's what it seems
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to be the problem in there. They're not getting a
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: strong enough pier men. And I'm now, wait a minute,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: wait a way to a minute. I know, well, she
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: ain't the biggest one I fell. Have you been myself?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: My child is not the biggest chowl. I fell when
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: it because I would say, you have not seen these
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: chimleys and is some baby solmost I felt? Okay, hang on,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: say Angela, I want you to calm down a bit. Now,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: anybody's gonna calm down because I have not already paid
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: my money, and this that I'll be talking about what
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: parents what Harrison said. Something? Is it? Uh? Is it
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Carrie Man? I'm not. I'm not gonna state who it is,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: but let's just say it was several oh these Harris
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: has got something to say about my child and her
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: position on the chimleying squad. Because if you ain't gonna
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: fuck up no names, then I'm gonna listen what you're
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: calling me about. I'll tell you one thing. When she
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: get out fell I didn't pay my money, she bet
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: not be on no base she that'll be in the hour.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you that, right. Nah, I've been hanging with
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: these ain't nobody said nothing to me about in my
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: way and all this? Okay, Angela, can you hear me?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to hear me clearly. I haven't
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them, I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: will critique what I think. And you don't even need
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: to be calling me because you ain't even seen nothing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: So you calling me with something. He says, she's from
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: some other parents. That's been skinny and gritted in my face,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and they now wanted them and nothing to me. They
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: have been in my house. We didn't have parties. Always
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: him with the competition every weekend, every other day, and
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: they couldn't say nothing to me about my baby. I
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: tell you what, why don't you call your girls on
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: the three way? Miss the Chip? If you can't call
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: him on the three I got them norms. I call
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: him on the three way. Okay, Okay, Look man, all
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do is make you aware of the
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: possibility that she may be a Thank you you have
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: made me aware. And I guarantee you that if I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: bring my big yell lacks up there and come to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the practice, I guarantee you she won't be in a base.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: How much you want to bet on that, Miss Chip, Look,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you're gonna quit holler. I mean, I told you I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: would try to take a look at these girls. But
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I tell you what your thought is gonna be a
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: base or she's gonna be a back support, whichever I decide.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: She's started to do. Who enough do you think you're
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: holler that? Mister Chill? No, that's not how it's gonna
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: go down. As a matter of fact. As a matter
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: of fact, mister Chip, are you at the registration table
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to day? I'm here now while people are registering your
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Sorry that matern it around. I'll tell you what. I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: on my way up there. Why don't you and the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: parents has been complaining. Why don't all y'all come to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the table, and we're gonna have come to Jesus meeting
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: about whether it's gonna be. But it's coming up season
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: because I'm not going to tolerate this. I've been told you,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I haven't paid my money and this high is going down?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Game weight? What what is it? Think you? We game
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: way to night? What do they have to do with
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: her chip meeting? Do you agree that probably bigger than
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: most of the girls on the team. Not bigger than
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: most of the girls on the team. Mom Nick daughter's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: visited and she wasn't no base last ship they hiked
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: up up something you don't get up to. We all
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: just gonna be biging pump up in the air. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: don't turn the round, and I'm here to tell you
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: little tray table, so let's be with it before you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: get here. There's something else I need to tell you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't gotta tell me something. All you gotta do is men,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: have you and the pairs around that table when I
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: get there, because I'm on my way up there right now.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Then y'all can say all y'all gotta say in my face. Well,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: before you get here, I just want to let you know, man,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: what this is nephew timing from the sea. Who this
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: is on this phone? What did you just say? This
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is a nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Be god, Oh lord, Rochelle, there's another pair named Rochelle.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: She thought for y'all a good friends out there. Oh
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: she got so she want to break out? Huh all right,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: we're gonna see the season start hig the uniform to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: perform when we look at hers? How am I want
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: to break out? Me? Oh? Man? Let me ask some baby.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: What is the fattest, I mean, the baddest radio show
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: in the leag lot other than the show? Why my
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Money got to be down? Why my Baby? Yeah it happens, Ja.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: My baby's the backspot. Why am my baby? And Chilly
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: the daddy kill? You want them to your dads? Their
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: job is to clap and write the check. Yes, we
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: do write the check, tommy. And what is the cheer
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: mom's job to be at all the competitions? Care to
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: make ass and to cheer them on? We gotta be
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: right down. Let me tell you something when they say cheering.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: When when my when my wife telling me, listen, she
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: cheers at three twelve. You can't slide in the three
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: thirty you miss, You're gonna miss the hole that because
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: there's three minutes. There's three minutes long. My little girl said, yeah,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: their parents who take it too far? Why I don't
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: know many parents that do that. Because Shirley said, I'm
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: taking it too far, and I don't agree, you love,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: she's taking it too far. She does go a little overboard.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You've seen the movies Callers one in the stands screaming.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I don't know caller gonna lead
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Hill Friday, You're gonna go to a chill competition. Missen
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: to caller's voice on money who Every kid should have
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: a mom like, yeah, yeah, shouldn't. My mama wasn't like that.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Now I turn, I have a T shirt. This is
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: real mom of cheer up. Next, it is the Strawberry
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Letter subject. Get a load of this subject. My man
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: is too gentle and loving. We'll get into it right
• 52:15
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• 52:20
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, junior. Subject my man is too gentle and loving.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty six year old
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: female in a long distance relationship with a man and
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: his early forties. Things are good between us, and honestly,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I am ready to take things to the next level.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I only have one problem, and I'm hesitant to move
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: on to move to his hometown if he can't fix
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the problem. We have been in a committed relationship for
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: two years and when we are intimate, he is very
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: gentle and loving. In the bedroom, he has kept his
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: same routine the entire time. He does not do anything
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: freaky or exotic, and he's very passionate. At first, it
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: was okay, he was clearly taking his time to please me,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: but now I need him to do more. My sexual
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: desires have changed in my late thirties, and I became
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: more in sync with my body. I want to have
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: sex and other places besides the bed, and I needed
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: to be a little kinky at times. How do I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: tell him he is not giving me enough sex and
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that he is pretty boring in the bedroom. Oh, this
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: is a conversation that I must have with him, but
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I am honestly unsure how to tell him this. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to turn him off and appear to be
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: a little freak to him. But I am tired of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: straight love making every time. I have a good thing
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: going with this man, and I don't want to ruin it.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I'm also scared that this may be all he has
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: to offer, or all he knows how to do. I
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: am not the type to cheat, but I am craving satisfaction.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Can you guys relate? Please give me some pointers. What
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: do you mean can we relate? Well? Yes, of course
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I can relate it. Yeah, if this is your concern,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: that's what we're here for. We'll try to help you
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: for sure. You know, I just know that there are
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: so many people, especially women, who would love to be
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: in your shoes right now. You have a man who
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: is gentle and loving, and you say he's very passionate.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I mean some people would just stop right there, but
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: know not you. That would be cool with them. But
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that's not what you want. And you want what you
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: want and guess what that is okay too? So you ask,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: how do you tell him? How do you tell him?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to tell him, you do know that,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to cheat, like you say, and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: you want other things to go down. You want it
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to happen other places. I suggest that you tell him nicely.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I suggest that you tell him away from the bedroom,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: like maybe you know, when you guys are just having
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: a conversation, you can just bring it up in a
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: nice way, or you know, if that doesn't work, you
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: can start showing him or you know, I like it
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: this way or I like it that way or something
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: like that. You know, will you take the risk of
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: him judging you? You? Maybe you maybe will, who knows?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But you want what you want. You know you want
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to do it, where you want to do it, and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: how you want to do it, and you have that right.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: So you gotta be woman enough and strong enough to
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: tell him. I just say tell him in a nice way.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: And if you can't tell him, then you have to
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: show him. But I would take it. Maybe if you
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: want to tell him in a conversation away from the
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: bedroom and of just a regular normal conversation, maybe at dinner. Steve, Well, yeah, YadA,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: YadA YadA, Shelley, that's nice answer. All that's good. My
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: man is too gentle and love it. Thirty six year
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: old woman in this long distant relationship with a man
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: in his early forties. Things is good and she ready
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: to take things to the next level. Only got one problem.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: She's hesitant to move to the man's hometown if he
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: can't fix this problem. Well, they're in this committing relationship,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: y'all for two years, and when they intimate, he's very
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: gentle and loving. Into bed, he's kept the same routine
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: every time. That means she's getting bored. He does not
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: do anything freaky or exotic, but he's very passionate and
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: at first it was okay, clearly taking his time to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: please me, But now I need him to do more.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: This woman says her sexual desires are change in her
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: late thirties and she became more in sync with her body.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I want to have sex in other places beside the bedroom,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: and I need to be a little kinky at times.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: How do I tell him he ain't giving me enough
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: sex and that he born in this bed room? No,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I gotta have this conversation. I don't want to train
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: him off. I don't want to ruin it. I'm also
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: be scared that this has to be his best offer.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: That's all he knows. And you know I ain't to
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: type the cheat, but I need from him down here.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I come. You want to have sex in different places
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: and you want it to be a little kinky. Sometimes
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you can't tell me. You just have to do it
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: like y'all going to the bedroom in the same place,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: same bed He walk in the What does she do?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: You know? You gotta just create opportunity. He walk in
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: the bed room, he neked. He don't see you in
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: that baby? What where are you at? Then? You hollow?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I'm out of him. You're out here? Well, look out
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the window and your answer that naked in the tree.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: You got to get him out of his comfort zone. Baby, Baby,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: where you at? I'm got here in the kitchen. Half
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: for me is in the refrigerator, and that will cause
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: him to know that we want. When we come back,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: I'll have several scenarios and you can create to get
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: him out the bedroom and put most spice in your love.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Like all right, listen, We'll have part two of Steve's
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour, Today's
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject my man is too Gentle and Loving.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this you're listening show,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, Let's recap Today's Strawberry Letters subject to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: my man is too gentle and loving. I think when
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: we left off, she was in the refrigerator. Well, see
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: what we've found is this woman's having this boring sexual
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: relationship with this man and she won't more. She wanted
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: in morning one place, and she wanted to be more exotic,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: and she wanted to be a little caking. She don't
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: know how to tell the man because she don't want
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to hurt it. She's afraid that this may be more. Well,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta elevate the man's thinking. Like I said before,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you gotta do some stuff outside. You in a tree.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I'm down here. Half of me is in the refrigerator.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying one hand. You need to halm sitting
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: in refrigerator. But I'm trying to get him the baby,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: where are you at? I'm loud here, been overlooking for
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: changing the cushions, So you gotta give him out the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: bed room? Yeah right right, baby, I'm naked. I'm looking
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: for you. You ain't in the bedroom. I'm in a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: living room, paul dancing. See you gonna get him stand up?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: You know, baby, Baby, I just got out the shower.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Where you're at, I'm in the basement spanking myself, not
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: yourself down. Yeah, you gotta get his mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, baby,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: where you at? I'm looking for you. I'm up in
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: the attic swacking. So you gotta get it. You got
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to get it to win. He wants you know, baby,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe I've been laying here where you ut. I'm tied
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: up in the garage to the tool cabinet. What she
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: doing down? Now? Let me go find out, though, baby, Baby,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I'm ready where you're at. I'm in the den choking
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: myself your You're trying to get it to be a
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: little more kinky. You got to start. You got to
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: introduce him now. Now he can't find you at all,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: not because you didn't advanced. Now he can't even find
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you in the house no more. You're on the cell
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: phone looking for you. Baby. Where you're at? I'm down
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: at the YCM. I'm down at the y m C.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: A in the food waiting on the bedroom. Baby, Where
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: are you at? I'm down in the kitchen putting flower
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: on myself and the oven's own about myself a cake. Yeah,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I'm about to do where I'm out there. I'm in
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: the backyard, digging the old. Yeah, Baby, I'm trying to
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: find you. I'm in the garage in the hood. Ain't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: only van up open? Whoa? Yeah, that's really kinky. Baby.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I'm I can't say any house well yet. I know
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: it's gonna sound crazy, but they clothes. I'm down in
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: chucken Cheese. I'm laying in the ball you know the balls.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, game yeah, the games. It sounded funny.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And that's what you gotta do. You gotta introduce him
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: any ideas, Jay, I'm gonna ask for a reenacting Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in I'm baby. Where you at? Baby, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the pool and I let all the water out. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give in, don't not don't just in your dot,
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  Speaker 1: don't die food. Don't don't die fool, baby, way yet,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in and then holding on to the ceiling fan.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me when I come around around the old times,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a little busy and you catch me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: by where are you at? Hold on, I'm sliding down
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  Speaker 1: the banister's naked back with ready. I'm ready? Baby. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you at? Six Flags? When the pockets closed? Sitting
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  Speaker 1: on the roller coaster waiting on you? They want to
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  Speaker 1: do a different place. I think that will open his mind. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: Where you're at? The baby strolling with both feet on
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  Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, yeah, all right, baby, where you at?
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  Speaker 1: I'm down at the car wash. I'm all sent you
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  Speaker 1: come on down, okay without I'm a dude, baby, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: Where are you're at? They were? Where's all that? We
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  Speaker 1: are out here? I'm coming around in the corner. I'm
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  Speaker 1: hanging on the back of a garbage Trumpett. Itsday? All right? Listen,
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, so here's the question,
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  Speaker 1: the office topic of the day. What have you given
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  Speaker 1: up for love? What? What officers doing there? Pretend like
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  Speaker 1: ask these questions and no jel Yeah, why are you
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  Speaker 1: guys so touchy? Is this so hard? Question? Y'all? Me?
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  Speaker 1: We're asking you, guys what it is? I ain't. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gave up nothing I lost. It's a difference. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't give up nothing. I lost what was tooking away
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  Speaker 1: from you for love? Yeah? Yeah, most everything I've ever
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  Speaker 1: done for love was I lost. I lost my p
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  Speaker 1: y'all wanted to go. I lost my ability to thank
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  Speaker 1: for my damn self. I lost my ability to eat
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  Speaker 1: what I want to eat, where I want to eat.
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  Speaker 1: I lost my ability to all who the hell I
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  Speaker 1: want to come? Man? I lost my lost your freedom
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  Speaker 1: I gave a lost freedom, my ability to have multiple
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  Speaker 1: people's phone number. I lost my ability to lay my
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  Speaker 1: phone around. I lost. But you're not dinner about it,
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  Speaker 1: because you certainly don't sound like that. Well, now, it's
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  Speaker 1: a different love I have. But in the past those
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  Speaker 1: loves were lost. Lost the fact of being right. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been righting thirteen years. You were being right all right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, we had to get that up immediately. So
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  Speaker 1: you gave you gave up that? Okay, Tommy, Tommy, what
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  Speaker 1: have you given up? I ain't well, I supposed stop
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  Speaker 1: doing what I would do? What it was? What is wrong?
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  Speaker 1: What what you ain't stopping? Yes, you're supposed to stop
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing for love, Tommy. Yes you are gave
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: them reasoning. I reason. I just said, I reason. I'm
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: just saying what I'm supposed to give up. I think
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  Speaker 1: I gave up. I want to hear what you gave about?
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  Speaker 1: What mean? Yes, damn man, gave it up, pulling up
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  Speaker 1: knowing that peace of mind is gone. A minute I
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  Speaker 1: come in the house. It starts, piece of damn man.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up more of today's trending stories on
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  Speaker 1: All right, So here we are, guys, and we have
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  Speaker 1: to congratulate our very own nephew, Tommy. He's been in
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  Speaker 1: the recording studio recording to you. Yeah, well are you
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: doing songs and that? Huh? Well not solo like you, Chase.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking. He's saying it. Now. Let's just hear
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  Speaker 1: a Trump is gone on Trub is gone. Trump is gone,
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  Speaker 1: is gone, Trump is gone. I don't need no other
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  Speaker 1: words to this song. But Trump is gone. Trump is gone. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: is gone, Trump is gone, Trub is gone. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need no other words to this song, but Trump is gone,
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  Speaker 1: is gone. My tell is gone. He is gone. A
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  Speaker 1: hint is gone. He it is gone, This is gone,
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  Speaker 1: is gone, This is gone, this is I don't need
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  Speaker 1: the world to this song. Now he's gone' ben this
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  Speaker 1: is gone, is gone, This is gone, It is gone, gone,
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  Speaker 1: It's gone. I don't need no words to song. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no goose pass is good. Now we'll have our announcement.
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  Speaker 1: I bring you greetings from the White House. Say it
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  Speaker 1: word time is said. Word kill paula White. Trump is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Free Tell by Johnson who Trump is gonne? Somebody tell
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  Speaker 1: word that is soon saying the Trump is gone. This
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  Speaker 1: is gonna tell dollar Trump. Then Trump is gonna give
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  Speaker 1: me his true tell them by is gone. Trump is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody go ahead and peel that on you about the
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  Speaker 1: door no more. I don't need no one the word
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Trump isn't gone, Bye bye bye with nobody. The Comedy Quartet, Baby,
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  Speaker 1: that's my boys. That's the comedy Quartet. That's Billy D. Washington,
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  Speaker 1: Sean mc lamore, Field Wade and yours truly nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: the Comedy Quartet. Yes, over a million he hits over
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  Speaker 1: the past week. We appreciate that the Comedy Quartet got
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  Speaker 1: more coming. So y'all stay tuned. That was real cute.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. I posted on my Instagram on viral
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  Speaker 1: man own viral. You gonna lay thank you, nephew. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up more. That was great, Coming up more in today's
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: training stories on a Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll be
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: back at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steven show. You know what twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: has been a rough year for everyone. I mean we're
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: still here, of course, we're still here, but it had
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: some moments, it really did, and we got to talk
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: about um just you know, how we turned negatives into positives. Junior,
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  Speaker 1: you had you had some How did you go rogue
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty? Tell us about you know one thing
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  Speaker 1: I did? You know, I was in the house most
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: of the year since March, you know, and that lonely
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: feeling and stuff, you know, you get all that stuff.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: I would just really literally get in my truck and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: just drive around listen to some good music. It changed
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: a whole mood. I mean, you don't have to just
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: be in the house. You could be isolated, right man.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I throned some Eyes and Brothers, then I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: jump over to some jay Z. Then I would go
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, didn't put my Joe to
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  Speaker 1: see on a whole Jose album. You're supposed to start
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  Speaker 1: off with Jodas. Well, let me tell you something. This
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  Speaker 1: is what I learned the whole Jodas album, the first
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: album it is. If you just get on twenty five,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: it is exactly all seventeen songs. Do you understand me?
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  Speaker 1: Just go around exactly all seventeen songs go row Baby. Yeah,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that's how you can take a negative and make it
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  Speaker 1: a podcast. A lot of my rogue moments, I was like, yeah,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I did this and I'm back in the house, you know. Okay, Jude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have i'mnna make me a rogue moment to do.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Houston, I'm gonna do Beltway eight and see
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  Speaker 1: what I what? What album? Can I go? Get a
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: long album for the album? Man, you don't need a
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  Speaker 1: series and yeah, an anthology. You're right, I'm gonna need
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: a double album around the full five because it's as
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: long around. Yeah, it is all right, Thank you guys.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Hardum Morning Show, Hold
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  Speaker 1: on Row right after this all you're listening show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Jay is in the building, Steve. Time to murder another hit,
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  Speaker 1: please introduce him. Jim A good one. I'm scared, ladies
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  Speaker 1: in Jim, I can't heard that murder. Don't the song
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  Speaker 1: right here? Dedicated to all the ladies what we're going
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  Speaker 1: through it. I don't know hit it hold his head
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  Speaker 1: and reading I want a hot flash hot room night,
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  Speaker 1: and reading it she have a hot h your genius
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  Speaker 1: boy your No, he's not. No, he's Carlo doctor Ray
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  Speaker 1: Carlow Are you ladies? Did y'all enjoy that? You? No?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't say. And you know what the problem is, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: me and Jay. You know we talk on the phone
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  Speaker 1: and did you have a hot fla when you was
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: on the phone inspiration? Yes, I did, Tommy, but the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: whole world knows now No, you're not and turned the au.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up our last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: and some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll be back at forty nine. After
• 1:18:03
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  Speaker 1: and makes your quest to become successful a little bit simpler.
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  Speaker 1: You know, oftentimes people are stuck in a rut because
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  Speaker 1: they can't think, they way clear to see the end result.
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  Speaker 1: What I mean by is, some people make such lofty
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  Speaker 1: goals and then they sit there without a plan of
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: attack to achieve that lofty goal, until they've created a
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  Speaker 1: the process of a trying to accomplish. For example, And
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  Speaker 1: this doesn't have to be the case. I'm just using
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  Speaker 1: this as an example. Let's say you want to be
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: a millionaire and you say, wow, I want to make
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: a million dollars, and then you start thinking of how
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: to make the million dollars, and because you can't, it
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: becomes so daunting. Making a million dollars is difficult. If
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  Speaker 1: it were easy, wouldn't you do it? By Friday? Wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you would, but it's a little more difficult
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: than that. So here's what I had to learn in
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: my life. Everybody listening to this was born with a gift.
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  Speaker 1: It's inside of you. Because God is very fair. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't put it on a mountaintop, he didn't hide it
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  Speaker 1: under a rock. It's in you, and your gift is
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you do the absolute best with the
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  Speaker 1: least amount of effort. In that lies your greatest chance
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: for success. There's a scripture that says your gift will
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: make room for you and put you in the presence
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: of great men. Let's just look at the first part
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: of that, your gift will make room for you. My
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: interpretation of that has meant what my gift has done
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: for me. It has allowed me to spread out, It
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: has taken me places I never dreamed got gold. Your
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: gift will do the same thing for you. So now
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: let's just talk about your ability to get to the million.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I think it's what your gift because if that's what
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: that He gave you and instill that you at birth,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: was to make room for you, here's your chance. Now
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: how do I do that? Steve? I call it to
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: maximize your effort by ten theory. It's just something I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: came up with driving when I was home listening, coming
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  Speaker 1: up without to make it, and I discovered something. All
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  Speaker 1: of you have something that some would pay you ten
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  Speaker 1: dollars to do. Some of you paint, some of you teach,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: some of you babysit tutors. Some of you work with
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: your hands. Some of you can sing, some of you
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: can choreograph. Some of you there's so many things. Cut grass,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: I play the piano, some of you do something. Some
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: of y'all work on cars, some of y'all dry. But
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: all of you have something that you will do that
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: someone will give you ten dollars to do. All of
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you have something that someone will pay you ten dollars
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: to because you do something that someone else can't do.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: So now all you gotta do instead of trying to
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: figure out how to make a million dollars, it's go
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: make the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you make that ten dollars, I want you to do
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: it ten more times. When you do it ten more times,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: you now have one hundred dollars. Once you have a
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple do the same thing you
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  Speaker 1: did to make thee hundred dollars ten more times. You
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. So you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and brings
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  Speaker 1: about the fruition of what your life be. So, if
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  Speaker 1: you make a thousand dollars and you do that ten
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  Speaker 1: more times, I have news for you. Now have ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Now. Now, in order to make a one
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.
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  Speaker 1: You might need to hire somebody and help you do
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: you now have a hundred thousand dollars. Now listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: my friends. Once you have one hundred thousand dollars, I
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: could assure you you are going to need help because
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: in order to maximize one hundred thousand dollars, you have
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: to have some like minded people around you. Nobody gets
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: They form partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: did to make ten dollars, if you do it ten
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: more times, I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: you have just made one million dollars with a ten
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  Speaker 1: dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out how to make
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  Speaker 1: the million. What all you gotta do is take your
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  Speaker 1: ten dollars gift that God has put in you. It's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: a million dollar gift that you have. You just haven't
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: broken it down inch by inch, anything that sinch, and
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful. These jokes
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: that pay me what I make now, it's the same
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night. They
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: the same jokes. It's all English. This is not in
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: another language. I don't know no more words now than
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I knew then. I've taken these twenty five dollars jokes
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  Speaker 1: and I maximize them over and over and over and
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: over and over and over and over. It's the same
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: jokes I was telling babysitters who charge fifty dollars to
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up daycast centers, daycaret
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: senters turned into franchises, crim dollar crime, monastory schools. These
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: are no franchises. Somebody was just babysitting. My partner used
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: to cut grass, fust three dollars in the front, three
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: dollars in the back. He got a landscape coming in Cleveland.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: He made four million dollars a year. You know what
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: he do, He cut grass, same six dollars grass cutting
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: he's been doing. You check out some trucks. Now, what
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: is it that you do that somebody will pay you
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: ten dollars that you can maximize your effort for and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: turn it into your million. But trying to figure out
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: how to make the million. Take your ten dollars skills
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: set and start hammering it and beating it and working
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: it and grinding and hustling and multiplying and magnifying it,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: and you will make a million dollars. That's my closing remarks.
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