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Roscoe Wallace's Christmas Songs, Sidepiece Santa Claus, Would You Rather, and more!- 12.24.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't give them
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  Speaker 1: the bus bus boozy Steve, Yeah, listening.
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  Speaker 3: To to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't Joy? Yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Love?
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn the mouth the word of
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  Speaker 7: the monja look me.
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  Speaker 5: Come come out?
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  Speaker 2: You think that?
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 8: listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One
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  Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, man or man?
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  Speaker 8: Almost forgot I had one this morning. But I'm okay.
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  Speaker 8: I'll tell you who I am in a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: You know, I get around. Man, it's so much. But man,
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  Speaker 8: good morning everybody. You know today. I was having a
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  Speaker 8: conversation with my wife last night, and we were talking
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  Speaker 8: about our plans. You know, we often sit down, you know,
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  Speaker 8: just like a married couple. I mean, you know, you
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  Speaker 8: know we're married. You know, we have children, we have aspirations,
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  Speaker 8: we have hopes, we I mean know, we have things
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  Speaker 8: we want. You know, when you're married, you know, I
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  Speaker 8: mean it's important to sit with your partner. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: telling you anything you don't know, it's common sense. Really,
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  Speaker 8: it's important to sit down with the person that you've
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  Speaker 8: chosen and decided to share your life with it and
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  Speaker 8: have multiple conversations on a lot of things. And we
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  Speaker 8: try to make sure that all of our conversations aren't
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  Speaker 8: always just business related and always kid related, you know,
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  Speaker 8: because that that becomes it's a part of it. But
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  Speaker 8: it weighs so much on the marriage that because that's
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  Speaker 8: the grunt work of being married. You know, your children,
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  Speaker 8: your family, your bills, your mortgage, your your car notes,
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  Speaker 8: you know the what's due, what's coming up, and if
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  Speaker 8: you're not careful, you'll you'll start that becomes the focal
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  Speaker 8: point of you all's conversation. And this woman or man
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  Speaker 8: or person that you've decided to have this life with,
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  Speaker 8: all of a sudden, they're an extension of your business
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  Speaker 8: and you guys become business partners.
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  Speaker 2: Or whatever and and just get so anywhere.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying that that is important to sit down
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  Speaker 8: and have these conversations, but it's even more important to
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  Speaker 8: have of the other conversation. You know, it's important with
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  Speaker 8: the person that you're planning on making the run with
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  Speaker 8: to sit down and talk about other things, you know,
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  Speaker 8: on a more upbeat note. You know, we were having
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  Speaker 8: a conversation and she was reminding me of what she
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  Speaker 8: loved about me, and then I, in turn, was turned
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  Speaker 8: around telling her the things that I admired about her
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  Speaker 8: and loved about her. And we kind of have these
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  Speaker 8: all the time, you know, when we sit down and
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  Speaker 8: we talk about the things that we still enjoy about
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  Speaker 8: one another, or we may talk about some of the
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  Speaker 8: things that we miss in one another, but we constantly
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  Speaker 8: have these conversations about appreciation. You know, it's so important, man,
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  Speaker 8: that the other person feels appreciated. So these things important.
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  Speaker 8: But we got into the conversation deeper last night, and
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  Speaker 8: I was telling her about this idea that I had
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  Speaker 8: and that I wanted her to help me with and
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  Speaker 8: make a phone call for me because she knows these
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  Speaker 8: people and I was going to be doing this, and
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  Speaker 8: then my wife reminded me of something not once again,
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  Speaker 8: you know, as always, you know, when I'm talking to you,
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  Speaker 8: I just keep it as real as I can. I
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  Speaker 8: don't know the Bible inside out. I can't quote to
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  Speaker 8: you scriptures and tell you exactly where it is. I
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  Speaker 8: just you know, I heard her say it, but it
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  Speaker 8: kind of blew by me. I was telling her about
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  Speaker 8: something I wanted to make happen, and she reminded me
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  Speaker 8: that there's a scripture somewhere, and somebody emailed it to
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  Speaker 8: me today.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the Bible reminds us not to be anxious for anything.
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  Speaker 8: Don't be anxious for something. And you know, it really
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  Speaker 8: mattered to me at that point yesterday that she brought
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  Speaker 8: this to my attention, because how many times I've been
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  Speaker 8: guilty of that in my past and I've learned better now,
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  Speaker 8: but every now and then I need to be reminded,
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  Speaker 8: you know. And I think that what she was saying
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  Speaker 8: to me was, you know, I've gotten to a point
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  Speaker 8: in my life and when we all should get to
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  Speaker 8: a point where you know, you've heard old people say this,
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  Speaker 8: if you're gonna pray about something, then don't worry about it,
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  Speaker 8: And if you're gonna worry about it, don't pray about it.
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  Speaker 8: Back to this, be anxious for nothing, don't. If you're
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  Speaker 8: going to trust in God, didn't do that, And trusting
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  Speaker 8: in him means sometimes you got to be patient. God
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  Speaker 8: has never been too late. You don't know the plan
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  Speaker 8: he has you don't know. You don't really always know
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  Speaker 8: his will. You definitely don't know his route, his way
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  Speaker 8: of doing anything. So he's always on time. He's always
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  Speaker 8: been there on time for me. He's always been there
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  Speaker 8: on time for you. How many times have you thought
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  Speaker 8: it was over only to find out it's really just begun.
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  Speaker 8: How many times have people wrote you off? There are
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  Speaker 8: those of you who have lost jobs, but you are
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  Speaker 8: still maintaining. But man, God has already began to turn
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  Speaker 8: around process for many of us. Some of us lost
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  Speaker 8: jobs and now have better jobs. Some of us lost
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  Speaker 8: jobs and now has forced us to rekindle that dream
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  Speaker 8: and that vision for business we had. Sometimes the mishap
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  Speaker 8: is the thing you need to make something good happen.
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  Speaker 8: See a lot of times we get so comfortable in
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  Speaker 8: our life where we just we get complacent. We just
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  Speaker 8: settled in and when this is it and this is
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  Speaker 8: what I'm doing. But in actuality, God has a tremendous
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  Speaker 8: amount of abundance for you. He has an amazing amount
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  Speaker 8: of things. He has all these boxes packaged up with
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  Speaker 8: your name on him that he's willing to ship if
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  Speaker 8: you would just align yourself with some of his wills
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  Speaker 8: so you could get some of these things. How many
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  Speaker 8: times have you thought it was over and it didn't
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  Speaker 8: really go over. How many times have you thought have well,
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  Speaker 8: this is it and it wasn't it at all. Well,
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  Speaker 8: how many times have you thought, well, it don't look
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  Speaker 8: like this gonna work out, and it didn't work out,
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  Speaker 8: but then something better came along. How many times has
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  Speaker 8: that happened? You've got to realize this.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I was talking to a family who had got displaced
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  Speaker 8: from the Katrina thing that happened down there in New Orleans.
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  Speaker 8: And Man, when they said, yeah, we got a displaced
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  Speaker 8: from Katrina, and I braced myself because, oh, woe is me?
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  Speaker 8: Here comes this story. I gotta hear this, and I
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  Speaker 8: gotta be encouraged and think of something. It was totally different.
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  Speaker 8: They totally totally blew me away.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 8: The brother said, Man, is actually the best thing that
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  Speaker 8: ever happened to my family. And I went whoa And
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  Speaker 8: he said, yeah, man, he said, because what happened was,
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  Speaker 8: he said, I got settled in. He said, Plus, I
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  Speaker 8: was doing some things outside of my marriage down there,
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  Speaker 8: he said, I was doing some stuff in the streets.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't need to be doing. He said, Man, it
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  Speaker 8: all got washed away. We thought our life would never
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  Speaker 8: be the same. But he said, man, my life ain't
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  Speaker 8: need to be the same. He said, Man. Now we
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  Speaker 8: live up here in Texas. We got a house, don't
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  Speaker 8: know nobody, he said, I ain't got nobody I know
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  Speaker 8: to get into trouble with. He said, Man, I done
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  Speaker 8: rediscovered my wife, how beautiful she really is, how much
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  Speaker 8: my family really was counting on me. And he said, man,
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  Speaker 8: it straightened me up. Man, he said, so, I gotta
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  Speaker 8: tell you, Steve, it was the best thing that ever
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  Speaker 8: happened to me. Now that's not always the case, but
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  Speaker 8: it's how you look.
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  Speaker 2: At a situation.
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  Speaker 8: But just don't be anxious for anything, because God got
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  Speaker 8: a fix for you if you just let him work.
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  Speaker 8: So just stay on course, stay focused, don't lose faith,
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  Speaker 8: don't be anxious. Man, just stay in the wheel. Let
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  Speaker 8: God work with you. He got some great stuff in
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  Speaker 8: store for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening easy to Steve. Morning Shad.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the enlightenment. The entertainment
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  Speaker 8: value all that this morning Show brings, we gonna give
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  Speaker 8: it to you. In the words of the Old Jays,
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  Speaker 8: got to give the people, give people what they want.
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  Speaker 2: Also, in the words of the Old Jays, why for the.
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  Speaker 8: Love of money, cash money, dollar bills, y'all's in the
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  Speaker 8: same group. In the words of Ojays, why because you've
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  Speaker 8: got your hooks in me? Yeah, yes, sir, The reason
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  Speaker 8: you have your hooks in me is because I'm aware
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  Speaker 8: by the same group a song called they smile in
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  Speaker 8: your face but all the time, and they're trying to
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  Speaker 8: take your place, the back stabbus, backstables.
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  Speaker 2: I keep getting all these visits from my friends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh are they come.
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  Speaker 8: To my house again and again and again again. Somebody's
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  Speaker 8: out two lady there, coming to my fellow's day show
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  Speaker 8: looks shade there. It is amazing the number of things
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  Speaker 8: that dance around in my head when I don't even
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  Speaker 8: want them to.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Shirtley Straw.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning Steve Harvey, Happy Tuesday, color for real?
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  Speaker 1: Never mad at singing the Old Jays, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: The man who knows nothing about what I just say said,
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  Speaker 2: not a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know. I thought you was getting stabbed in
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  Speaker 2: the back. Who will do that for your backstab? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I was like the King of pranks, nephew thep Top
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  Speaker 6: Top Old Jay's Morning.
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  Speaker 7: Is that song holder than me?
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  Speaker 1: Evidently see which one? Backstabber? Uh huh Blackstabbers?
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  Speaker 10: Nah really let's see shack Stabbersta Juney, we was here,
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  Speaker 10: cable came out.
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  Speaker 2: You was understanding that hit it? Yeah, ju June I
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  Speaker 2: was here for the internet. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Back Stabbers was released in seventy two.
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  Speaker 2: Junior song holder than me except god.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, Yeah it's not joke.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's gonna be a great day to day. I'll
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  Speaker 8: feel pretty good. Great day on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Man, I just feel more and more blessed every day
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  Speaker 8: I wake up. I just feel better about Thank you, Lord,
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  Speaker 8: God Almighty, Thank you and none to that again.
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  Speaker 8: What Christmas means to me is a celebration of life,
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  Speaker 8: the birth, the life, the gift of giving. From my family,
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  Speaker 8: yours and the crew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: Happy holidays.
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  Speaker 9: Right now, it's time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 9: brank back Christmas decoration running cat.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to receipt.
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  Speaker 11: So yeah, this seatful's going home.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, this many man. I live like about four five
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  Speaker 3: streets over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing this man?
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  Speaker 5: How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: I see you got your Christmas lights up right?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah? I got them up. I got my whole litle
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  Speaker 11: theme and everything set up. Man's looking real good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me ask you something, man. The theme you
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  Speaker 3: got in your yard? Where you get that idea from?
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  Speaker 11: What do you mean where I get them from?
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  Speaker 5: The idea?
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  Speaker 3: Like you got the snowman, you got Santa Claus and
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  Speaker 3: rain deals, you got your whole house? Erdy, where did
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  Speaker 3: you get your idea from?
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  Speaker 11: I'm lost what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 11: You ask me where I got a theme from? I
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  Speaker 11: mean you trying to imply for them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm asking you a question, where did you get
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  Speaker 3: the idea from?
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  Speaker 11: I made this up. I made this up. Jesus Jesus
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  Speaker 11: in the major you know that represents christ Man. You
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  Speaker 11: go with a team at Christmas Base, Man, and that's
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  Speaker 11: that's Christmas Base. Jesus is Christmas Jesus and just in
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  Speaker 11: Jerusalem and Beth Lamb And hey, what what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Who are you?
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  Speaker 5: Where you get my number from?
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  Speaker 3: Any I'm manny Man, I'm manny I got I got
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  Speaker 3: your number from one of the people that live on
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  Speaker 3: your street. And I'm just asking you on the reel
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  Speaker 3: where you get this idea from?
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  Speaker 5: I made this idea?
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  Speaker 11: If I made this up? Man, I made this up
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  Speaker 11: just the second time you asked me where I get
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  Speaker 11: this idea from? What are you trying to import it?
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  Speaker 5: Go the real deal?
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  Speaker 3: Doog the same thing you got if you come fos
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  Speaker 3: streets over. I got the same thing in my yard
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  Speaker 3: and it looked like you just stole my idea. And
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  Speaker 3: see what what you ain't gonna do is try to
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  Speaker 3: win Christmas yards of the season, And you stole my idea.
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  Speaker 3: That's the problem I got with you.
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  Speaker 11: Now, the problem you got is life and twisted. Okay,
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  Speaker 11: because see I put this together without it. I never
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  Speaker 11: even heard of you, man begin with. Secondly, I've been
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  Speaker 11: doing this particular theme in my yards since I'm just
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  Speaker 11: staying over I'm just staying over here. Six years.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't had that.
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  Speaker 11: Man, this theme last year and the year before. And
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  Speaker 11: I put my stuff in the same place every damn
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  Speaker 11: time I put it down.
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  Speaker 3: You did not have this last ye.
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  Speaker 5: Talk about who are you to call.
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  Speaker 11: Me and tell me about my theme and about my
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  Speaker 11: yard and what you got going. I I know you
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  Speaker 11: ain't copy in there.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, and I ain't
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  Speaker 3: finna go no further. You need to rearrange your theme
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  Speaker 3: and get a different thing, because you got the same
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  Speaker 3: theme I got.
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  Speaker 11: Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't
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  Speaker 11: rearranging jack over here.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, man, let me tell you if I got to
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  Speaker 4: come over there.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm being real as real as I can be
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  Speaker 3: with you. If I got to come over there and
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  Speaker 3: unplugged stuff, if you got some work.
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  Speaker 5: Come well, if I got to come over to your
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  Speaker 5: house unplugged some stuff unplugged.
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  Speaker 11: Now now now free that thing. My foot will be
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  Speaker 11: getting a plug from your First of all, you ain't
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  Speaker 11: gonna come on my street, in my house and just
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  Speaker 11: to take me at all about anything that I got
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  Speaker 11: set up in my yard, segularin over that way.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just gonna do this
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  Speaker 5: ship I'm finnah.
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  Speaker 3: Just come over there and take Jesus and take them
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  Speaker 3: and take them wise men out your yard.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm finna do.
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  Speaker 11: Come over this way, talking about messing with Jesus in
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  Speaker 11: the manger. It's gonna be some real poles because foot
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  Speaker 11: of all, that's sake, seg that's that's the center of
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  Speaker 11: the pool. Now, if you want to come over here
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  Speaker 11: and you want to kind of do something like that,
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  Speaker 11: you go need Jesus to help you, because there's gonna
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  Speaker 11: be some rolling round going on, like y'all.
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  Speaker 3: What the bottom line is just right here, you've got
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  Speaker 3: the nerve to do the same thing I got. I'm
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  Speaker 3: full streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Here, man, looking at everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Got you the only one time here as.
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  Speaker 11: I ain't seen the same way the same place Lily
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  Speaker 11: Dot long year and nobody ever came on me. Your
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  Speaker 11: stuff looks like them, and from profile sets, I would
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  Speaker 11: have had as many any way. Man, ain't got no
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  Speaker 11: light coming on my street, cause you don't stow on
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  Speaker 11: the street. You going around looking at people trying to
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  Speaker 11: get your ideas.
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  Speaker 3: Man, You not a rich No, No, I'm I'm very original.
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  Speaker 3: I moved to this neighborhood before you did.
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  Speaker 5: I've been here.
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  Speaker 3: I've been here ten years. You've been here about six.
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  Speaker 3: How long you've been living over here.
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  Speaker 11: I've been living over here six years. This forether the
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  Speaker 11: division was just coming up when I came over here.
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  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna tell me you've been running your team's
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  Speaker 11: long and I've been running mind.
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  Speaker 5: Go you clear, hey, man, And it ain't I ain't
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  Speaker 5: that time to go back. Man. You know what, I
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  Speaker 5: got better things do.
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  Speaker 11: I still got some more life to put up. Hey,
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  Speaker 11: I got a class.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't go back and forth.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: When I'm finna tell you is just right here. I'm finnah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish. Take Jesus
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: in the one.
• 18:34
  Speaker 11: Take Jesus out my yard. I see now you sounded
• 18:36
  Speaker 11: like when I'm crazy people because about taking Jesus out
• 18:38
  Speaker 11: of my life. That's what he's got, life and mess.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Come on over I got somebody and that's what you
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: look here. Don't turn your life on it. My life
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: is gonna be on.
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: The night tomorrow night and here the other night telling
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: about taking my Jesus into makets. I'm originally as original
• 18:49
  Speaker 11: that can be. Come on if you want to. I
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: got something for you.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Man. You have stole my idea.
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: We're talking about this still an idea. Come on round
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: here and let's shall me.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Hey dog, let me tell you something right now.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Uh, Jesus and the Wise Man is coming at your
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: yard today.
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: No, you know what, man, I'm too with you. Man,
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: I'm through with you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You know what. Come over here if you want to.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: Touch my baking Jesus, touch my man and touch men
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: and Joseph and the wise Man, and I'm gonna put
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: the noth saw over your literally. Hey man, they don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: know where you get my number from?
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Men? Who are you anyway? Who is it? Who are you? Man?
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: Missing with anything on time okay, set to go off
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: every evening at dust under to start getting dark my
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: going off. Let might not come on tonight. It could
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: be for anyway.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Why why you why you can't come up with your
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: own thing?
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: Why you came my own thing?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Look at it?
• 19:37
  Speaker 11: I tell you what? Man?
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: What for you?
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: Anyway?
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: We just quat it right now?
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: You stay four five straightts over? What kind of color
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: you gotta go? Why I'll come find you to come
• 19:45
  Speaker 11: deal with you right now where you at?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Wait, right now where you are? You know what?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about where I'm at. I'm gonna be there
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: on your life.
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: I'm about mom night, Sally. Now I'm gonna confine.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: You know your life ain't coming on tonight.
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: Well, no, not come on tonight. There's gonna be some
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: power in your life.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Hard to breathe for you.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: How letting you know this? Man?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Hey man, he man first for you anyway?
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: Man, you have caused me out of the blue telling
• 20:08
  Speaker 11: me that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: my major and take my baby Jesus out the man?
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: Who are you sit up here accusing me of stealing
• 20:16
  Speaker 11: your thing when it's been my thing, or at least
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: here's six years.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I've been doing this night of One Best Yard.
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: Three years or three years running in this reason. Now
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: I think you trying to get my way.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: But see the problem is you the one best.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yard because you're still in my idea?
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: How can I be still in your message?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: You know what you in your and I'm ready to
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: deal with your right Hey, dog, dog, I'm nothing to
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: go back and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Dog, Hold on, wait a minute.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: How can I have won bess Yard three years running
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: and you said I got the thing from you you
• 20:47
  Speaker 11: should have been getting.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: You must not be doing it right.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Let me let me, let me, let me go on
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: say this to you right now. Dog, we'll say what
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Larry on your street told me to call you. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: nephew Tom in from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: just got plagued by your boy Larry Man.
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: Nephew Tom.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Told me to call you.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: It's a U win every single year the Christmas jo
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: I'll you feel, but it's kind of funny. Let me
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: ask you something.
• 21:17
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• 21:19
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• 21:20
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• 21:57
  Speaker 9: It is time for a chief Love Officer to answer
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: some love of questions from you. This one's from Donnie
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: and Lexington. Donnie says, my mother and I own a
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: rental home in a not so good part of town,
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: and she's letting one of her old male friends stay
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: in the house and isn't charging him the full rent.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: I think he's a bootlegger because there's a stash of
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: liquor in the basement and I have watched people come
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: and go from there. I told my mom it's time
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: to sell the property, and she got upset. I suspect
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: she might be part of his underground enterprise. How do
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: I go against my mom?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: You can't. You can't.
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked,
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: how y'all bought it. I don't really understand that. But
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: your mama is involved in the bootlegs operation. It's been
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: going on in the hood for years. Sun has nothing
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: to do with you. Go sit your ass down somewhere.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: The reason getting his half rent is because she getting
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: half of the proceeds coming up out that basement. Now,
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: unless you're gonna start running moonshine, you'll ants. Ain't got
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: nothing to do with this. Now, you take your little
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: young ass to college and get you an education and
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: stay out of grown folks business. Next question, all right
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: in Queen mama's a bootlegger. Yes, she might be running
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: numbers too. Show you might want to look into.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: That, Geena, and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: old woman and I bray hair for a living. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: have a forty seven year old boyfriend that works as
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: a restaurant manager. He referred one of his waitresses to
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: get her hair done, and she paid me in cash
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving, she
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: said she was going to thank my man for getting
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: her hair done. I called him and asked him if
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: he paid for it, and he denied it. I don't
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: know who to believe, and I want to beat them both.
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: Why would she lie about it?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: What does she lie about it? I don't think that
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: she Well, she said she go go in by forgetting
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: her hair done.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: She had been said, I want to thank your man
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: for sending me over here to get my hair done,
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: because you did such a wonderful job. Cash.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: She paid in cash, and yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And she thinks her man supplied the money for it,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: paid for it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, there are some stupid men in this world.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he denied it. He said he did. Well, maybe
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: what you said, see maybe that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: I mean it could be. I just want to thank
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: a great job. Bu I don't know if cash meant
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: that he gave it to her. You know, he just
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: recommended that she go.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: What she looked like. You know, that's her last time.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Do you know that that's our last time?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: That ain't gonna help me, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: the last time doing the hell you can believe that,
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash what
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: you want now you even have braden bisins.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I ain't.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: You know she was throwing sha yeah, oh yeah. Why
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: are you saying her over there to your woman? If
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: you're doing something is beyond stupidity to me.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: All the place you could have sent him the whole
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: lot you could braid hair. One.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: You didn't pull it out once she said that. You
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: could have pulled him braids right on back out of that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: No, she paid was walking out the dough. You think
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: you're gonna take some braids out of woman's hair after
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: she just had them done, set there for hours.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I got a whole other news for you. That's a
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: whole other strawberry. Let it in.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: She snatched my braid. That's the subject, all right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says, I'm a fifty year
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: old divorced woman and I'm still having sex with my
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: ex husband. He is remarried, but his wife doesn't enjoy
• 25:49
  Speaker 9: sex as much as I do, so we have an arrangement.
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: He said it's getting too expensive and he wants to
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: pay me a flat rate monthly instead of each time
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: he visits. I told him he could get free if
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: he left his wife and came back to me. He
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: hasn't called me in a few days. Is he considering it?
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: Or did I run him off for good?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Now? You ran him off. You ran him off.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: He's your ex for a reason. He want you for
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: what he got you for, not for nothing else. You
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: too much with the rest of it. You just too much.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: It's too much with you. But if I can just
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: come over here now he won a flat rate, So
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: now you're not really having sex with your ex husband.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: You are the owner and operator of the brothel, and
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: now you won't And you think he's reinconsidering to move
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: back into the brothel. But if he moved back into
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: the brothel, they don't just be brothel duties being performed.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: You're talking and worrying him about other stuff. So, lady,
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: and then you got to remember why you all became
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: a divorce in exes in the first place. And I'm
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: pretty sure it would have something to do with that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: Or the wife he got.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: How much is she charging him monthly? Thought? What is
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: this car?
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know, but he want a flat rate though,
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: just a monthly rate. And he won't come over, he
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: won't put it on Saturday.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just put you on sturdy. Then when I
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: come over, if I come over four five times, that's
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: same as two.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: the brothel.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I'm pretty sure. Hey, as you go,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: all the cars?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, car, all right? Moving on to Danny and Baltimore.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Danny says, I'm twenty eight years old and my boyfriend
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: and I have been together for six years. I've been
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: messing around on him, and I think it's time for
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: us to break up because he never talks about us
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: having a future together. When I try to leave him,
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: he cries and has an attitude for days. I hate
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: to upset him, but I don't want a cry baby
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: man that doesn't have a five year plan. Do I
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: cut him off cold turkey? Or do I talk to
• 28:06
  Speaker 9: him in person, let him cry, and then leave him.
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Hey, ma'am, why did you write us, Danny? Why did
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: you write us? You don't want this man. He's a
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: six years. You obviously want to sleep around more than
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: you want him. You don't want him upset because you're
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: a nice person, but you're a nice person with tricky
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: ways that a lot of people like you. Danny, it's okay,
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: just going about your business. Just look, we threw that's it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: Let him cry and going to do what you've been doing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Next question, Shrey. We're not dealing with Danny no more.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's all we have.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Shut your crying ass up.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You can cry now.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Don't leave me, Jenny, But.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: I don't want to city here with all this crime.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: We were meant to be. Did you hear what I said?
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Just your punk ass up.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's why she's cheating.
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: Don't nobody want you, Jenny, She's Steve Arbin, Martin shaw Man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: You only get hated on by people who are less
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: than you. Nobody doing better than you hate some you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: It's always the lesser than hate. Always come from the bottom.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: That's why they call them bottom feet. God has positioned you,
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: as well as myself, up on the wall.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: We're climbing to a destiny that's so great.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: When they are throwing rocks and they pulled from the
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: bottom you cannot get down off the wall. You cannot
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: stop your forward progress to climb down and address them
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: because you stopping your progress. And they don't have power
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: unless you give it to them.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Up right after.
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Shows, this is holiday phrases
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: at the Christmas.
• 30:24
  Speaker 12: Holiday phrases at the Christmas party. We're all gonna go
• 30:27
  Speaker 12: to these Christmas parties inside the friend's house, our relative's house.
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: Well we're gonna do is make the setting. We're gonna
• 30:33
  Speaker 12: play some music for you. You're in a real Christmas party.
• 30:36
  Speaker 12: And these are some of the phrases that you're here
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: at your average black Christmas party.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Keyword black. I heard that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: All right, here we go, and now we take you
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: to every holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds
• 30:54
  Speaker 9: of a black Christmas party.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Be hey, can I can I get some of y'all
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: to help me put the earl in the car? Somebody just.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Well, I'd like to laugh too. So what did she say?
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: That was so.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Anybody seeing my purse? It was right there on the
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: kitchen table, right there. I put it right there.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what hey, y'all, y'all can't smoke that in
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: my mama house.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: And y'all out of toilet papers. Where y'all keep it? Pludge?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: That's the whoope. I'm gonna need that plug. Man, hold up, Jo,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: don't go in there.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: So what so what the girl like girls kill me?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: What do I have to do with you?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: You ain't saying nothing. We can take all this outside.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Oh right now, that's real like that. I love y'all
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: in all, but I'm stay out of my bedroom right there. No,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: it's not a we.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: This is my real hair. Yeah, my real hair.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: That one of the lass days.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: Look, if I was young, I stay out there bathroom
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: for about forty five minutes.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't know. You'll know. I ain't
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: know it was out the hell made this age. So
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: that's why I told you I needed help to get
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: him in the car. Y'all went in here.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I need.
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: Break another ornament on that tree. We ain't gonna have
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: nothing to hang on it next year.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I know you ain't out there peeing in my mama backyard.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Come on, man, come on, dog.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Stop stop bawling that Christmas pate balk. We gonna use
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: it next year.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Oh she knew he was married. She knew he was married.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Uh huh uh, that's him.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Well with a white woman.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: This just sounds you here at a black person. Yes,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I'll accept the charges. Tell him coming watch a person.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: They uh, they don't let him preach your church. But
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: he wanted to come over here and pray for thirty minutes.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: It's just too much right here.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Year she had enough.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: Hey, as long as you from the prison. Everybody won't
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: say yes.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: That was my nextW Hey Robert, what's up?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Yo?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: What's up? Fair man? I wish I could be that
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: with y'all all over there, everybody man past the floor around.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: Man, huh, let me talk about me? Hey, Bernita, h
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Robert on the phone. I ain't say nothing. You know, well,
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: go ahead, just.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Talk to you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: I can't think that. Examine that. Don't bring the damn things.
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Take the most home.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Look at me.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: We're about to heat. The game is on.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Hold on good prayer, La.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: This isn't gotten late. We probably gonna have to stay
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: to night.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't know how that drive now, you
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: know claires don't like to drive at night.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Why we can't eat to lands here? Did y'all go
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: in the living room and speak to his bernice in
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: the hospital.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Man, God's gonna walk right by.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: What y'all doing?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm here the Black Christ.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: We're trying to get up. Oh no, we've been out to.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Christ lose black house.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: Go out there and tell Davonte to bring that walker
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: back in here so mister sil can get to the table.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: You mean, timmy, you ain't got no flat screens.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: Give miss from from the hospital, fell and your grandmama from.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: The hospital bench and the gym. Turn them greens down.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Smelling in here?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, can anybody give me a jump? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 7: go to the woods. Ok.
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  Speaker 2: He's giving and he worked. They get it. They get
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  Speaker 2: paid double, get paid double to knife.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get that over time sALS like my hand, you know, Like, well.
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  Speaker 8: That's how get out of here. Watch this game, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: Y'all ain, y'all TV be cutting off. We'll go on
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  Speaker 8: to the house so I.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Can see this game. You fool you.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: Somebody that took them down falling chairs? I know we
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: had a falling chairs. No damn, who took that phone
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  Speaker 6: off the table?
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  Speaker 1: A fall?
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: That's my fault.
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  Speaker 5: All right, we gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: we go now?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: them to.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Take a body shot off you?
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: This?
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  Speaker 10: This?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: This like a shot? Would you take a shot off
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: of them? Or a shot off you? Ain't gonna believe
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  Speaker 2: the level of Linton my billy button.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Let me take the one off of you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keep
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: it over, I promise, yeah, I take it off. It's
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: gonna keep flipping over.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I was just.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: I don't even know what that is, but a body
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: shot like I definitely take it off her though. Yeah,
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: I got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: Get a shot off for you.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: of Fame for a sports career or a music career?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Sport?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Not music as much as you love music?
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: Steam oh, roscal Wallace already got that cofor I ain't
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  Speaker 8: worried about that.
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  Speaker 2: My alter egos in the rock all day.
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  Speaker 3: Time.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody getting this hell he get credit for all that
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: this show? What about you?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Enough music?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: you weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior. He was
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: gonna be in there for what he said. He gonna
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: be in there for what music? Music?
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: What is you gonna be a little drummer boy? And
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: That's that's what I was trying to tell him every year,
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  Speaker 8: because I just Tom was so small. Every year I
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: made him play Baby Jesus little ask hi about he
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: want to be a wise man. That's got no time
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: be trying to explain how little your ass he man,
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: you a little boy. You finna be Baby Jesus every
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: year and then lay down.
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  Speaker 2: In that hey and quit moving and keep your face covered.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: You look old.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: man this year. You're not gonna be no man in
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: this plate.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: You're too sure, Baby Jesus. All right, everybody's your favorite
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: play cousin Junior.
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  Speaker 1: We want to thank you for.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, it it's time to check your voicemail.
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• 41:24
  Speaker 2: This is Danny.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I don't I hope it don't come off as racist,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: and I do apologize if I do.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if you thought about this.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably get this all the time.
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  Speaker 11: If you would consider playing Richard Pryor in a movie
• 41:36
  Speaker 11: about Richard Pryor, that would be amazing because you look
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: like Richard Pryor.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Well, Danny, I look like Eve in my younger days.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: I think I did, especially when I had hair. It's
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: a lot of side by side comparisons to some terms
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: of look. Yeah, but like right now, i'd have to
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: play Richard as an older man. You know, I could
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: play Richard Pride in the Afterlife or something like that.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: What you know, I like to play, like, play like
• 42:09
  Speaker 8: Richard Prye after he's passed and gone to heaven and
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: he's sitting around heaven.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: That's Richard Pride.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: But you know, I've heard the comparisons my whole career,
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: and I don't think that's doable at this point. Richard
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: played himself, yeah, in his own movie. Yeah, and I
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: didn't take it as racist though. Yeah, U Jojo Dancer
• 42:33
  Speaker 8: was the movie he did. Yep, Yeah, yeah, classes calling
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Danny.
• 42:40
  Speaker 9: Here's a voicemail from a man Steve, who needs your
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: help to talk to his wife about her apparent.
• 42:47
  Speaker 14: What good, Moore and Steve Harb and the Morning crew.
• 42:50
  Speaker 14: This is some courageous from a forty nine year old
• 42:53
  Speaker 14: father of a teen year old. We both praised dance together. Look, Steve,
• 42:58
  Speaker 14: I have a beautiful wife. Be about to reach our
• 43:01
  Speaker 14: one year anniversary. She is beautiful. But every time we
• 43:05
  Speaker 14: get ready to go, ask she put this makeup on
• 43:08
  Speaker 14: her face, and I told Allred, I hate makeup. She's
• 43:12
  Speaker 14: naturally beautiful. I told her she's naturally beautiful. Every time
• 43:15
  Speaker 14: she put that makeup on, man, it kicks me off.
• 43:18
  Speaker 14: What else can I say to my wife? I have
• 43:20
  Speaker 14: said I take that when my wife puts on that
• 43:23
  Speaker 14: makeup every time we getting ready to go, ass you
• 43:25
  Speaker 14: want to put on makeup. She's trying to improve a
• 43:27
  Speaker 14: little bit, but I was telling her you do not
• 43:29
  Speaker 14: need makeup, sweetie. I love your natural beauty. What do
• 43:34
  Speaker 14: I need to do? Steve? Y'all keep us laughing, man,
• 43:37
  Speaker 14: now keep us entertaining.
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• 43:39
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• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Productive Well.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: I appreciate your dog, but you got a problem here. Yeah, uh,
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: you've only been married one year. You fought in nine.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: You just found this girl. Don't mess it up because
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: your ass talking about you hate makeup. That ain't what
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: you said when you first got married. Now all of
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: a sudden, this ain't the first time she trying make up.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: So now you've got her, you canna stop all this
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: ain't nobody forty nine trying make up for the first
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  Speaker 8: time she like make up.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Your ass needs to get the starts to liking make up.
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  Speaker 2: It's what you need to do.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: You needs to get to start to likeing make up
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: and shut him out. Happy wife, happy life. I can't
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: stand that now as far as you forty nine years
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: old praise dancing, we're not fit to look at that either.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not tuning in for no fifty year old praise dancing.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Let your boy praise dance, he tells.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: Jumping splash water with people in turn real fast without falling.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: You gonna spin one time and your old ass gonna
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: wipe out that whole front row. Knocking the podium over
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: the Christmas treat of fail you to knock the cross
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: off the wall and broke the back off of pew
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: he's too old to be praised dancing. We don't even
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: like going to churches where they had at We're now
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: gonna have a word from our praise dancers.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: You said a word.
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  Speaker 1: I love praise dance.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Everybody don't want to see all the hand motion? I
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: Don't stop. Take all these robes off. Ain't nobody in
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: phraise dancing ever fit?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Why is your face white? What did you pay your
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: favorite of mind that Jesus know that you take that off?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: We know that you.
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: Come on, man, all right, listen if you want to
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: leave Steph voicemail call eight seven seven ninety frank phone
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: call with the nephew coming up right after this. You're
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: about four minutes after the hour.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: tells his sister everything. He tells his sister everything.
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: But we'll get into that in just a bit, because
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm going deep, deep, deep deep deep prank cover,
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: deep prank cover right here, let me see here.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down in the prank called archives here. I'm
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: not way down deep in now deep.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Well, so you just right here is I left my
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: medicine in your house. I left my medicine in your house.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Now listen, listen, don't. The thing is is that my
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: medicine fell out of my pocket. And now that's what's important.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: I ain't got no more refills. I ain't got no
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: more refills. I got to get this medicine bag. So, yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: I left my medicine in your house. I hope you
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: I just hope you see it in your heart. Give
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: me my medicine. You're ahead, go ahead, yeah, cat dog,
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: if you don't mind, let's do this thing. Man, I
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: left my medicine in your house.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I said to Clarence. Yeah, it was just Clarence. Uh.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: And my name is Sherman.
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: Dog.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Your house was the one that got broke into last week,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: right yeah, Man, just waiting on the police to get
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: back with me, Tim if they found these people or not. Man,
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: So now hold on, what's your name again?
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: There?
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Sman, urm Sheman Thurman. How you here about it? Oh? No,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: you know, I stay a couple of streets. So everybody
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: in the neighborhood kind of heard that y'all got in on. Damn. Man,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: everybody being kind of kind of real good around here. Man.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: It don't make no sense.
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: You go out here and work hard for stuff and
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: then you know, people just do your like this. Man.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: It just I'm just glad it wasn't nobody hurt. Man.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: My wife and my son they alive, and that's you know,
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: that's the best thing. Man. So you know you're trying
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: not to cousin something like this happened. You know, I understand. Man.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: You stay a couple of streets over you say yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: hey hey, let me let me let me say this
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: to you. Man. I want to say, first of all,
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: I hate what happened, you know what I mean? Yeah,
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: and uh I do man, you know, and I'm glad
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: you're your family and so yeah, I appreciated letter. Well hey, man,
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: can I just can I just say this here? Man? Uh?
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: And I don't really know how to say it, but
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: I was I was with the two dudes that had
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: broken there. I was with them when they did that. Okay,
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: you did you just say you was with them that
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: broken my house? Oh so you broken my house saying
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: no se see That's why I'm see those claim. That's
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: what I'm I'm calling you trying to tell you I
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: was trying to talk to them out of it. You
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Well, what the cappen? Because they
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: did this, I couldn't talk them out of it. You
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: know I was who I was in there taking nothing.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, Well who was
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: in the ittation did? But I can't. I can't be
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: doing I can't do that. I can't see I ain't
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: trying to get in the middle of that. No, no, no,
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: you can't do that. You just got my damn phone.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Oh you can tell me who broke in He you
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: was one of the you was worsting with you? That
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: that ain't that? That ain't then the reason why I called, man,
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: I don't give a damn what the reason you called me?
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: You called me the broken Who who was with you?
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Who was with you? Man? I'm matter of fact, what
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: street you stay on the Let me say this to you, man,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: This reason why I called. And when we was in
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: there and then they started screaming and hollering at each
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: other and then saying we got to hear him get out.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: You know, Like I say, I was in there trying
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: to talk them out of that. I don't give it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: If you tried to talk them.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Into it, you broke into my broken my eye, you
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: got my danceing to call me. Okay, but listen, man, listen, listen,
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: listen to me, man, I'm listening to you for me.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: While I was in there, man, and and you know
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: they was. We was getting out of there in a hurry.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I actually left my uh my pills fell out my pocket,
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: my bottle of pills and my medicine. And I don't
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: I don't got no more refills on it, man, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I need my medicine. That's why I'm calling you to
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: see If you don't man me coming back over there
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: to get my pee. Don't give us about your medicine.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Who gives us?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I tell you what I tell you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I can ask me about some medicine. I was just
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: caught up in a bad situation. Man. I swear to God,
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: if I see you over, I swear to God, I'm
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: gonna beat your ass. I'm gonna beat you. You better
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: be glad show I wasn't at my house.
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Listen, man, I'm not trying to get. Have no problems
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: with nobody. I just need my medicine. Man, youn't know
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: said you got problems with me, but I don't have
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: no more room feels on that medicine. I need my medicine.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: I get sick. I tell you what. I tell you
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: what come, Come get your medicine. You know exactly where
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: I said, I'm gonna have to get the front door open.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: You ain't got to break in this time. Come get
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: your medicine. I said, what a god gonna need more
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: than just that a medicine. I'm gonna put some on
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: your I said, why are you down and out on me? Man?
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: And I'm the one that was in there trying to
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: talk them out of it. She was with them because
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: that's the point. I don't that's much bring them to
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: tell them to help you. Come get your medicine. So
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: all I want to do is get my medicine and
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: be through with this. That's all I'm trying to say
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: to you. I ain't trying to start no trouble with you.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Start no trouble. You go catch the luck.
• 51:45
  Speaker 10: Come out.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: You know what I tell you what I all this?
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: You know I tell you what, come, get the medicine.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Come come, come, get the medicine right now. I'm in
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: what street you stay on, I'll bring it to you.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not finna go back and forth arguing with you. Man,
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I'm finna come over there and get my medicine. And man,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: you're gonna be through with each other. You ain't got
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: to go back and forth. I tell you what. Come
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: on over here, get your from medicine right now. This
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: even if you're gonna need some more medicine, they gonna
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: come break in my some houses. You boke into my
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I take care of my wife and my kids in
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: this house. I understand that. And I will not be
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: back in your house after I get my medicine. I'm
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: gonna cause you hollering at no. I tell you what.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: You no, no, no, no, you ain't gonna be back
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: in my house.
• 52:33
  Speaker 11: After you get your medicine.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have a permanent new residence. I swear to God,
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: you're gonna be living in the cemetery.
• 52:41
  Speaker 15: I got one more friend.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not defend you before I get over there. The
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: man say that on your way over here, I'm going ahead.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I'm on my way now. I got one my friend,
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: I need to send would say to want to say it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: This is back in parently from the story hall In
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Morning show. You just go prank my sister. Bring hello.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Who is this? Hey man, hey, class, This nephew is
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: telling me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: sister bree got me to prank you. Man, boy you
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: you oh you say too so much. I don't believe this,
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: she said. Man, they broke in my brother house. He
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: needed spiritship, he says, come on calling.
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: And get it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: You know what you damned that as you a well
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: with dand oh man, what are y'all wrong for?
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: This is?
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Oh man? Man, man, you something? What is what is
• 53:44
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  Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen bro ay and if the
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: that that broke in my house is listening, Uh, you
• 53:55
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  Speaker 5: come on, come back and get it. I'm at home
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  Speaker 5: right now. If they listening, then come on back over
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  Speaker 5: the yeah, right right now, bring out.
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  Speaker 11: What y'all roll over that nephew.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me.
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  Speaker 2: You can't beat the stupid I delivered. Tell you. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just trying to tell you I'm trying to tell you, man.
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  Speaker 1: But a beat down. If you keep on that, it's.
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  Speaker 6: All right, It's all right, it's all right. You know
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  Speaker 6: that's been gonna happen for twenty years. Somebody gonna jump
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  Speaker 6: on time. We're gonna see Saturday, December twenty eight, the
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  Speaker 6: Nephew is coming to town.
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  Speaker 2: That is Washington, d C. It's New Year's.
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  Speaker 6: How many jam But my uncle say it's three days
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  Speaker 6: got Tony Roberts, you got Lance Woods, Bruce Bruce in
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  Speaker 2: It's Sunday. Take us on sale right now. Ignorance is
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  Speaker 2: on the way.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't never but done comedy in Milwaukee, but I
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  Speaker 6: bet I'm about to do it now MLK Weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna set this thing on fock funds.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fuck?
• 55:16
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is he tells
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  Speaker 9: his sister everything. We'll get into it right after this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is your boy and nephew, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Harday Morning Show. It is time now for
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 9: And if you needed on relationships, on sex, on work,
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: on parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to
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  Speaker 9: Steve HARVEFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We
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  Speaker 9: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
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  Speaker 9: like we're going to read this one right here right now.
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  Speaker 1: You never know it could I said it could be yours.
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  Speaker 2: Buckle up and hold on time, we got it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is the straw very letter.
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  Speaker 1: That sexy Tommy, or to him it is. It's not
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: a little scary, right, yeah, all right subject. He tells
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: his sister everything.
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  Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and I have been together
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  Speaker 9: for six years and married for two. His sister and
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: I worked together in high school, and after we graduated,
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: we lived together until I started dating her brother. It
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: was awkward because she was all up in our business
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  Speaker 9: and even walked in on us having sex. Once I
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: was ready to move out, and he suggested we get
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: an apartment together. His sister was at our apartment every
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: night for the first week, claiming she was afraid to
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: stay alone. I put an end to that quickly, and
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: she ended up resenting me.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: So now that I'm married to her brother, she comes
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: at me rude and wrong a lot.
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  Speaker 9: He asked me to take to look over her, and
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: he says she's jealous because I have a man and
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: she doesn't. On the other hand, he keeps bringing her
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: into our relationship by telling her.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: All of our business.
• 57:35
  Speaker 9: She made a stride remark about me being anemex, saying
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: she hopes I don't pass out during sex because I
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: won't take iron pills.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I let that slide, but I yelled at my husband later.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: She told my mother in law not to expect any
• 57:49
  Speaker 9: grand baby soon because I still want my husband to
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: wrap it up during sex.
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  Speaker 1: It's been one thing.
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  Speaker 9: After another, but the final straw was when I overheard
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  Speaker 9: my husband telling her that he wishes I was a
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: bit more submissive and not a headstrong black business woman.
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  Speaker 1: In pursuit of a career.
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  Speaker 9: He's told me that too, but he knows I'm not
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: slowing down anytime soon and I'm about to open another
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: salon suite for nails. It seems like the two of
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: them team up to hate on me together, and at
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: this point he gossips to her like a woman. Why
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: does he feel the need to share so much with
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: his sister when he knows she's hateful?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Is he a hater too?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: The way I see it is this, you have two
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: huge problems. You have your husband and yes you have
• 58:34
  Speaker 9: your hating sister. Sister in law his hating sister, and
• 58:38
  Speaker 9: there is a reasonable amount of jealousy on her part.
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: But one thing for sure, you don't have to guess
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: about what your.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Husband told his sister.
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: He told her that he wishes you were more submissive
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: and you were not a head strong black businesswoman in
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: pursuit of a career.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Now whatever that means.
• 58:56
  Speaker 9: You heard him say it with your own ears, and
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: you said, he told you the same thing.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: But you're not slowing down.
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: Why would he tell his sister in law that? It's
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: a question, you know, why does he tell her anything? Clearly,
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: you know there's a problem here. It's both communication and resentment.
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: And why aren't you, guys, meaning you and your husband
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: talking about this. He resents the fact that sounds like
• 59:21
  Speaker 9: that you work too much, you're a boss, and you
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: know you resent him for telling his sister everything. His
• 59:28
  Speaker 9: sister does not respect your marriage boundaries. But then again,
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: your husband just invites her in, so she feels like
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: she has free reign and can say whatever she wants.
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: He's wrong for that. But I still think the problem
• 59:40
  Speaker 9: between you two is communication. You're both frustrated with each other,
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: him because you work and you're headstrong, he says, And
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: you know, you guys are going to have to try
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: and work this out. You're frustrated and resent him because
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: he tells his sister everything. I just think if you
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: guys could really hear each other, you could probably reach
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: some or to compromise. Your problems aren't that bad, though,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you that honestly, your problems aren't that bad.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: I mean, at least you guys aren't cheating on each
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: other and stuff like that. But if you guys could
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: just sit down and have a conversation, I think a
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 9: lot of this stuff could be cleared up and keep
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 9: his sister tell him please to keep his sister out
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: of the marriage.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 8: Steve Well, he tells his sister everything. I know exactly
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: why he does this. I'll save it for the end
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: in case there's a woman out there that's struggling with
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: this with her man, which it is.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of this happened. My husband and I've been
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: together six years, married for two.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: His sister and I work together in high school, and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: after we graduated, we lived together.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: So now this is a twenty year old company, a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: twenty four year old company.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you graduated at eighteen and he been together
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: six years, were looking at about twenty four, twenty four,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: twenty five. His sister and I worked together in high school,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: and after we graduated, we lived together until I started
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: dating her brother, so it was after they graduated they
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: lived together.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Let's say another year.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Didn't start dating a brother, and it got a little
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: awkward because she was all up in their business and
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: even walked in on us having sex. One all right,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: I was ready to move out, and he suggested that
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: we get an apartment together. So now this was his idea,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: his idea. This is a critical piece of this letter.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: This was his idea to move out, get apartment together.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: But his sister came over the y'all's apartment every night
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: for the first week, claiming that she was afraid to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: stay alone because you and the sister. You and the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: sister were roommates for a while. I put it in
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: to that quickly, and she sended it up, ended up
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: resenting me. You moved out because she was all up
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: in your bus. She didn't want you to move out.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: But it was her husband's idea. After you said you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: wanted to move out, it was your husband's idea, her
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: brother's idea to say, hey, let's get an apartment together.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: Now the resentment started, and now you're married to a brother.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: She comes that you rude and wrong a lot. And
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: the reason she comes at you root and wrong a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: lot is because she's lonely, bitter and needs a relationship
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: of her own.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I don't mind. It's the devil's playground.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: If you ain't got no relationship with your own, you
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: got time to get another people's business.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: It'd be back.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. All right.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steven's response coming up at
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subject he tells
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: his sister everything. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, this is your boy nephew.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: Tell me. Entering a new year is the perfect time
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: to prioritize your safety. Meet the Burner less lethal launcher,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: equipped with tear gas and metic grounds. It has sixty
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: foot reins, giving you the ability to stop threats in
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  Speaker 6: their tracks without deadly forced Berner is legaling off fifty states,
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• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: The subject is he tells his sister everything.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: Well, he does all the time. You and the girl
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: with friends in high school. Y'all work together, y'all such
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: good friends. Y'all got an apartment together until you started
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: dating her brother. Y'all been together six years now, And
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: cause you started dating her brother got a little awkw
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: which she stayed in your business and walked in on
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: y'all have a sex one time.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you said, enough of this, I'm moving out. I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: can't take this no more.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: The brother, which is your husband now decides, hey, let's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: get out some apartment together. You said, okay, But every
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: day the first week, she was over there every night
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: because she said she couldn't sleep alone. Now remember now,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: this was the your husband, her brother's idea to get
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: the apartment, and the reason she's in y'all's business. That
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: she comes that you rude now because she resents you,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: because you put a stop to her coming over. She
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: comes that you rude it wrong a lot because she's lonely, bitten,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: in need a relationship of her own. He asked me
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: to look over her and says she's jealous because you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: got a man, and she don't. All right, I just
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: said that, but and that don't help your situation out, though,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: on the other hand, he keeps bringing her to our
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: relationship by telling her all y'all beiss. She made a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: snide remark about me being a knemix, saying she hope
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: I don't pass out doing sick because I won't take
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: iron pill. I don't take iron pills myself.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever passed out?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Damn Neil, but not.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Iron?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: I don't know of going to sleep immediately and passing
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: out is the same thing.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: But I've had that experience before. Uh, I let that slide.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: But then you yell at your husband later she told
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: your mother in law not to expect any grand baby
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: soon because I still want my husband to wrap it
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: up during sex. Now, your husband just running his mouth anemic.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: You need iron pills. You know you're making him wear
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: a condom. He just running his damn mount. I'm gonna
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: tell you why that is in a minute of a second.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: It's been one thing after another. But to final straw,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: when you overheard your husband telling his sister that he
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: wishes I was a bit more submissive and not a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: headstrong black businesswoman in pursuit of her.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Career, that's interesting. What is she supposed to be well.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: He told me that too, but he know I'm not
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: slowing down anytime soon. I'm about to open up another
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: sweet for nails.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Now, she says.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: It seems like the two of them team up to
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: hate me together. And at this point he gossips to
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: her like a woman. Why does he feel the need
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: to share so much with his sister when he knows
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: she's hateful?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Is he a hater too?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: Well, let me answer all those questions, but number one,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: obviously this goes back to their past. They were very
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: close growing up. Now here's what your husband is. Your
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: man is a sister boy. That's the same thing as
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: a mama's boy, except he tucked up under his sister.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: Sometimes you can be closer to your sister than your
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: mother if you all grow up close in a relationship,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: even as a child. And now a lot of sister
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: boys out there, which is almost as bad as a
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: mama's boy, Except sister boy is an unknown term, so
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: you don't know what to call.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Ro just gave it to you. You're married to a
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: sister boy. He was so close to his sister growing
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: up that closest.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: Has remained, and their friends and friends tell each other
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: everything That's why I was never friends with my sister,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: because what I was doing in no way I can
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: repeat to my sister. You, on the other hand, have
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: the direct opposite. So now let me introduce you to
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: a new term. Your man is a sister boy. He's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: closer to his sister than his mother, and sometimes he
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: latches on to not the apron strings, but the friendship.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: All right, and now let me share something else with you.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: You ask, why does he feel the need to share
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: so much with his sister when he knows she's hateful.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: The answer to that question is, your man, listen.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: To this one carefully, has at least one unmanly characteristic,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: because running your no private business about your woman to
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: other people is not respected or known as a manly characteristic.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: So your man has one unmanly characteristic. And it's a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: dangerous characteristic to have, because now he run in his
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: mouth he gossiped. See, you can't gossip about your woman
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: to your boys, because we know not to do that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: I ain't sitting up with my boys some one man,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: my girl be talking about this, and she wear this,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: and she say this, and then I don't do that,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: and I sure can't do that.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: To no other woman. So now you got a dangerous situation.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: Lastly, but not lately, Not last but not least, you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: ask him when he knows she's hateless. He a hater too.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: They are both haters. And you saw the signs of
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: this before you married him, but you married him anyway.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: You knew they was too close before you got married.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: You saw the signs.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: You knew who he was before you married. He been
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: scared of his sister and his mama the whole time.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: So now you got a sister's boy. Congratulations, good luck.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: But you can put a stop to this by saying,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: if you tell one more damn thing, I'm gonna slap
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: all the flavor out your mouth.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Sister boy, all right, Like sister boy, all right.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: Hit us up on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM dot com,
• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:26
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• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, this is your man Steve Harvey. Tis
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: the season for love, peace, happiness and soul. Happy Holidays
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote that myself.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is your boy nephew Tommy entering a new
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: year is the perfect time to prioritize your safety. Meet
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: the burner less lethal launcher equipped with teargas and kinetic rounds.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: It has sixty foot rains, giving you the ability to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: stop threats in their tracks without deadly force. There is
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: legaling off fifty states, no background checks, no permits, and
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  Speaker 2: Hit it between you about by.
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  Speaker 7: Christmas is a season.
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  Speaker 1: Please have a bone.
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  Speaker 7: Perfect time to cleep.
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  Speaker 16: In if you're a side peace suns to the same
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  Speaker 16: happy White he killed the man. Save some money for
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  Speaker 16: myself to play side piece. Clowns might not like how I.
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  Speaker 7: Call me and don't come blessing months.
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  Speaker 1: Could you some help they need a side piece clos.
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  Speaker 7: I'm again back in dinner tanks, maternal.
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  Speaker 16: In its claws stands out. It could be the Devis
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  Speaker 16: s piece, a clo upside club calling us piece a club,
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  Speaker 16: said piece, classie piece clothes.
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  Speaker 12: Wow, oay, I go your dinners. I'm here all week
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  Speaker 12: for You're so talented. Download that song so the boy
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 12: can get some money.
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  Speaker 10: And all that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, bam, yeah, we have to do a song, Steve,
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  Speaker 7: we got it. I tell you. I'll tell you about
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  Speaker 7: over there in the room, said the whole album, the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: whole album?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 5: Did you know, Steve?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: He doesn't really like Christmas.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: He don't, he don't, he don't like nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Morning everybody, I know it's your fairite pray cousin jun.
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  Speaker 2: You listen right now.
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  Speaker 13: You sat in front of the TV with the play
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  Speaker 13: in frontday watching your favorite Christmas movie.
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  Speaker 2: Mine is a die hard.
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  Speaker 13: I got to see that in this Christmas and I
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  Speaker 13: also got to see a Christmas story at least five times,
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  Speaker 13: just so I can laugh at this boy with this
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 13: tongue stuck on this pole man. It is holiday season.
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  Speaker 13: Merry Christmas from the Steve Harry Morning.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, So guys, you know, we always hear from Roscoe.
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  Speaker 9: This is Christmas Holidays, the spirit. Uh so we always
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: hear from at the start of the show. But right now,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: like I said, we're all in the Christmas spirit. So
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  Speaker 9: Roscoe is back.
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  Speaker 2: I need a better Who are you to do the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: right way? I got the ladies and gentlemen, get yourself together.
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  Speaker 2: He is a legend.
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  Speaker 6: He's going through a lawsuit, but he is still the man.
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  Speaker 6: Put your hands together, the baddest in the land, created
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  Speaker 6: all so many different music, so many different genres. The
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  Speaker 6: one and only raw go in there.
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  Speaker 8: You boring Shirley were talking about you. You got to
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: do better than anyway here going on? Now, what y'all
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: need from you?
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  Speaker 1: Christmas songs? Ros Christmas songs?
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  Speaker 7: Man, What you're to do?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to tell you. Rosho Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I know I know where it's Chrismas. What what
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  Speaker 2: do you want me to do? Some of your greatest
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  Speaker 2: Christmas hits?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, some of my greatest Christmas wrote everything knows his
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  Speaker 9: greatest hits.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was just singing Christmas songs.
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  Speaker 8: Fall see this snow Maid, I wrote, I wrot I
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  Speaker 8: wrote the song Boston snow Man. White people got a
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  Speaker 8: whole to it and called it frosty. Hell, I want
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: to write a song called frosty.
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  Speaker 2: It was foss.
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  Speaker 3: Go ro.
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  Speaker 2: Ball see this snow maid. What a bad old dude
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  Speaker 2: was he?
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  Speaker 8: That's how I wrote the song white Foat, changing the
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: Frosty the Snowman.
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  Speaker 2: That part oflawsuit water lawsuit? What else?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: This Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: That one?
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  Speaker 3: Do do? Do? Do? Do?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, old missile tool. I'm gonna get to know your
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: bed of the last cree And as we look around,
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  Speaker 8: your eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Are shine.
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  Speaker 2: The time, these crean mother's look a here.
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  Speaker 15: My fire side, lazy ry come on and we're blowing
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  Speaker 15: in jails all through the night.
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  Speaker 2: And then kritonbak.
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  Speaker 5: We be.
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  Speaker 2: A very special Christmas from me.
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  Speaker 8: That's really how it went. You know, Donny got hold
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  Speaker 8: to it, did a wonderful job. I won't think Donny halfway.
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  Speaker 8: He's the only version that did a song that I wrote,
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  Speaker 8: died it better.
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  Speaker 2: Only one, okay, only one. I want to thank, But
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  Speaker 2: I gotta get my money.
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  Speaker 8: Though, he said, I'm sewing Donny half away, Layla half away,
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  Speaker 8: pathway anybody that's trying to come my way.
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  Speaker 2: And Jane half away, Jane half away.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure with everybody, what is your favorite Christmas song?
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  Speaker 10: Though Roscoe your absolute all time tabe oh different one.
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  Speaker 17: I wrote that the change cold ass hell, cold ass hell,
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  Speaker 17: cold outside I'm here ain't no fun when you knows
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  Speaker 17: on the run, everybody knows it's cold out here. Hey,
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  Speaker 17: and I turned that was a cold song with about
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 17: being cold out here. White folk like Cole, so they
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  Speaker 17: named it jingle Bell, jingle Bell, jingle Bell. The song
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  Speaker 17: was listen cold ass hell, cold ass hall, cold ass
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  Speaker 17: bell out here them damn white folk like hold weather changed.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there.
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  Speaker 11: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're trying to get in from the snow. That was
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: another line than they hear from white folk, ship through
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  Speaker 2: the snow.
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  Speaker 9: Trending stories More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 9: up in twenty minutes after right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: this story is dumb to me. Okay, listen to this.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: That looks like you really feel.
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  Speaker 7: Dumb, all right?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Ordering takeout could be why you're still single. Okay.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 9: If it's because you don't know how to cook, that's
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: why I say it's dumb. If you don't know how
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  Speaker 9: to cook. According to a new survey, seventy five percent
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 9: of Americans find someone more attractive when they know how
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: to cook, and forty seven percent say it's quote very
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  Speaker 9: important for a partner to have cooking skills. Cooking together
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  Speaker 9: is even better, as ninety percent of responding say that
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 9: that can improve their relationship.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: So here is a question.
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  Speaker 9: Is it important guys to you that your partner knows
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 9: how to cook? And if so, what what's your favorite
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 9: thing they cook for you?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite meal?
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  Speaker 6: Look, my wife cooking breakfast. That's that's so I love it.
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  Speaker 6: That's yeah, that's that's what she likes. Yeah, and she
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  Speaker 6: likes to cook, So I'm the one that loves to cook.
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  Speaker 2: He will cook? Yeah, like if missing it doing it rights,
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  Speaker 2: it's a chore, Jackie. Yeah, some people look at it though.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Some people actually love to cook to create.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like this question really is really important to you.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about.
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  Speaker 1: Why you think I used to date that ship? I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: remember him? Whatever happened to him, Shirley?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: He was cute, all right?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 9: Coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 9: playing around?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this? You're listening to the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: At the Salvation Army. Love gives beyond situation and season.
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  Speaker 10: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
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  Speaker 10: be the difference for a family in need right in
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  Speaker 10: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
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  Speaker 10: today and food on the table all year long, warm.
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  Speaker 1: Hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season.
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  Speaker 10: By donating twenty five dollars a month at Salvation Army
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  Speaker 10: USA dot org, help a neighbor in need through the
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  Speaker 10: holidays and beyond.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here
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  Speaker 1: we go now?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 9: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 9: them to take a body shot off you?
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  Speaker 8: This?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: This a shot? Would you take a shot off of them?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Or shot off you?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Let me take the one off of you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: My stomach can't hold a shot, glad. It's gonna keep promise, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: take it off. It's gonna keep flipping over.
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  Speaker 5: I just.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't answer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: But a body shot.
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  Speaker 8: I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 8: big enough lips. You don't even need the glass. Get
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  Speaker 8: the body shot off for you, all right.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 9: Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall
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  Speaker 9: of Fame for a sports career or.
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  Speaker 1: A music career?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sport?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something? Yeah, not music
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  Speaker 9: as much as you love music.
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  Speaker 8: See oh, Roskill Wallace already got that covet. I ain't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 8: worried about that. My alter egos in the Rocky Roll Hall.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody getting inducted his helm, he can.
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  Speaker 2: Credit for all that. This show.
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  Speaker 1: What about you new music?
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  Speaker 2: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: you weren't gonna say sports like shut up, Junior. He
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  Speaker 2: was gonna be in there for what he said, he said,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: be in there for what.
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  Speaker 1: Music?
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  Speaker 2: Music?
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  Speaker 8: What is you gonna be? The little drummer boy? I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 8: remember when Tom was a little boy and he was
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna
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  Speaker 8: do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's
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  Speaker 8: what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,
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  Speaker 8: because I just Tom was so small. Every year I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: made him play baby Jesus, he little ask HI about
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  Speaker 8: he won't be a wise man that got no time
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: be trying to explain how little your ass a man,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: a little boy you finna be Baby Jesus every year
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: and then lay down in that hey and quit moving.
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  Speaker 8: Keep your face covered.
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  Speaker 2: You look old.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go why man,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 8: you're not gonna be no man in this place.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: You're too short, baby jeez.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Coming quick him and lay him in them.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll
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  Speaker 9: have some closing remarks from the one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Crazy Harvey right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.