7:15 Idiotology April 30, 2026: Soda Fountain Enforcer
Boyfriend stabbed and killed by girlfriend who was angry over his chicken dinner plans, Headline of the Week Contender #4: 140 chickens die after wedding DJ decides to crank up the bass, Florida Taco Bell worker shoots at 3 customers after one tried to fill their water cup with soda
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