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Cheating Men, Pfizer, Humorous Break Up, The Carters and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like a million bus things and it's not
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  Speaker 1: doing me good. Steve to mother star, don't joining you
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn you gotta turn to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your bad, I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and all is Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, today is simple. I want to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to just talk to you about effort today.
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  Speaker 1: Just about effort. You know, it's it's it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: word that people use to describe sometimes trying. But what
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  Speaker 1: I found out about trying is trying is just a
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  Speaker 1: noble way of saying you didn't get it done. I
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  Speaker 1: tried when and then everybody go, well, he tried, that
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  Speaker 1: was the best. Well that's that's not exactly true though,
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  Speaker 1: that that's that's not exactly true. You are and I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about that because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to be one of the people who just try.
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  Speaker 1: See trying, I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to first try, but I want you
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  Speaker 1: to change your mindset from trying to getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: See that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to
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  Speaker 1: listen to the person that says to me, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is
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  Speaker 1: it allows you to fail. It's the person that has
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  Speaker 1: the mindset that I'm gonna get it done is the
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  Speaker 1: person who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done. It's very different than I'm gonna try. You know. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know this sounds a little harsh, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings
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  Speaker 1: that ain't It was a valiant tribe. Hey man, you
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  Speaker 1: talk to anybody that took second place in the super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl and see how they feel about their valiant try.
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  Speaker 1: The only way to gain God's real blessings is you
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  Speaker 1: have to try something. Stevie backpedaling. Now, listen to me close.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put forth an effort to allow God
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  Speaker 1: to put his finger on something to bless on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: You must start to attempt, now insane getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna try. That's a different of two different
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  Speaker 1: faiths to me that I'm just talking about me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you may be different, so I can't. I can't say
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  Speaker 1: this about you, but I can't say this about me.
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  Speaker 1: If I say I'm gonna get it done, I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of faith in it. I am going to
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  Speaker 1: get it done because I just don't see failure as
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  Speaker 1: an option. A lot of times now, if somebody says
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  Speaker 1: to me, like the Olympic team invited me out to
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  Speaker 1: curl one day, which is throw these stones on the ice.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with it's very simple, man. And
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  Speaker 1: so I said, man, I'd like to give that a try.
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  Speaker 1: I went in full well knowing I may not come
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  Speaker 1: away from this little curling lesson as a person who
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  Speaker 1: could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to try
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  Speaker 1: it because I thought it looked cool, and I always
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get it done. Well. I failed twice. I
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  Speaker 1: threw a stone completely into the other lane. I lost
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  Speaker 1: that little ice shoe it shot out under me. But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I kept trying though. I kept trying
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  Speaker 1: until I got four of them stones in that circle
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  Speaker 1: right where I ain't. But now had I give it
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  Speaker 1: up after I failed, after I threw that stone in
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  Speaker 1: the other lane, after I shot my shoe down all
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  Speaker 1: way to the bottom side, the little ice shoe they
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  Speaker 1: give you. I never would did it. But because I
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  Speaker 1: was trying. Something got me together a little bit because
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  Speaker 1: of my effort, and it caused me not to fall
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  Speaker 1: the next time, not to throw it into other lane,
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  Speaker 1: not to shoot my shoe to the back of the wall.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had
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  Speaker 1: I stayed out there and it wasn't so cold, and
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  Speaker 1: I went back week after week after week after week,
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I could get it done. I could
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  Speaker 1: at least know how to compete in a game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be the best. I might not win the championship,
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  Speaker 1: but I could have got it done to the point
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  Speaker 1: where I could have competed in the game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: So sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done, just go out there and get started. You know,
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  Speaker 1: learn from every attempt that you make. See, don't quit
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  Speaker 1: writing yourself off as a failure every time something don't
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  Speaker 1: go right. And when I failed on that ice, I
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  Speaker 1: could have said, man, I can't curl, but I hold up, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching for other women out here, curl, for other
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  Speaker 1: dudes out here, curling, little kids out here, curling. Hold up, Pardner,
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, So I learned when I threw that
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  Speaker 1: stone on the other ice, when I when I fail,
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  Speaker 1: when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every
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  Speaker 1: attempt a little bit more about it. And then I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself at one point time, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done.
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  Speaker 1: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you that you gotta get started, that you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: forth an effort. Give God something to bless. Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: bless me, Oh God, bless me. Bless you? What? Bless you? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Bless you? How? Stop basing your results on what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta think higher. You get God in your life, man,
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  Speaker 1: He allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in my debt. I came up with a
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  Speaker 1: plan to get out of debt in five years. I
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  Speaker 1: came up with this plan right I was sitting up
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  Speaker 1: and I was tripping on it. Now I said, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, man, hold up, this is what I came
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  Speaker 1: up with. I said, God created heaven and earth, all
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  Speaker 1: of it, the mountains, the sky, the valleys, the oceans, trees,
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  Speaker 1: the birds, the Indian Ocean, all of it, made all
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  Speaker 1: of it in six days, and then he rested on
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  Speaker 1: the seven. So why am I taking to God the
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  Speaker 1: five year plan? If he can create heaven and earth
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  Speaker 1: in six days, why am I walking in there talking
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  Speaker 1: about helped me in five years? How is it gonna
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  Speaker 1: take God five years to getting me out of debt?
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  Speaker 1: And he made heaven and Earth in six days? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: the math hill man, I ain't that big. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: that big. You ain't in that much trouble. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: in that much trouble. See, God got a way of
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  Speaker 1: showing you some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith,
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  Speaker 1: and faith gonna take some effort on your part. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Get out and do something. Man, you God will bless
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit and give you a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more courage. And then all them attempts you making is
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  Speaker 1: gonna and all this so I'll try you know what
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  Speaker 1: that turn into. I'm gonna get it done. And at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day. That's what you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: Because trying to pay your rent and not paying your rent,
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  Speaker 1: it's two different things. You can try to play or
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  Speaker 1: pay your rent, or you can get it done. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how long you think you're gonna stay in that house trying?
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  Speaker 1: You got to go with the mindset of getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: And if you can put some stuff out there and
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  Speaker 1: give God a chance to put his finger on it
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  Speaker 1: and bless it for you, the most stuff he can
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  Speaker 1: do for you. Quit looking around and what everybody else
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  Speaker 1: got and gonna get some of it for yourself. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you're listening. Good morning everybody. Look at you,
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  Speaker 1: Look at you. You all up in a tuesday. Can
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  Speaker 1: you believe it? You did Monday? Now you're in a Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: If you did Monday, damage you God Tuesday. Ain't that right?
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  Speaker 1: Shelly Strawberry. You can do it. You can do it.
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  Speaker 1: You can. Words have never been spoken. Jay Anthony Brown,
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  Speaker 1: good mornting, good mornting to you, Good morninging. Let's talk
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  Speaker 1: proper all day today. Good mornting and good mornting to you.
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  Speaker 1: Call it for real, good morting, good morning mornting. How
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  Speaker 1: are you today, j Anthony? I'm doing great, great, I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing great. How about you, junior? Are you having a
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  Speaker 1: good mornting today? Good morning to all God's Children's good
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  Speaker 1: to see you all today in the house of the
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  Speaker 1: Lord Amen, in the house of the Lord Amen. Won't
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  Speaker 1: he do it? Willy? Won't whatever? And house God treating
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  Speaker 1: you today, mister Thomas smiles. Ah, God is in the
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  Speaker 1: blessing business, of course. Is you showing our favor? Showing
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  Speaker 1: favor to you and your family? I cannot complain matter fact.
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  Speaker 1: In the words of Paul Jones, I won't complain. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we all have that's church. That's that's church.
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  Speaker 1: We just had church says three or more have gathered,
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  Speaker 1: and so you might not have to go to church
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  Speaker 1: Sunday because you did it to three or more have gathered.
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  Speaker 1: And what else? Though, Jay, it's a lot. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know the time. Don't press don't press me for the
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  Speaker 1: other pod Is that what we're doing that we're doing
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  Speaker 1: the other part we're Christian shaming. Oh no, Bible scripture okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: start start a scripture, but but you can't finish it,
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  Speaker 1: don't Yeah, don't throw the scripture if you can't finish it.
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  Speaker 1: All things work together for the good, for the good
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  Speaker 1: of God, and God is good all. Now he tried
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  Speaker 1: to run off, That wasn't it. He ran over? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he tried to run over. Now, that wasn't it. That purpose, friend.
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  Speaker 1: I think Jesus Web is in there somewhere, and Jesus
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  Speaker 1: Web and then Jesus Web he tried to run over.
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  Speaker 1: You got to know them all. We got some strong
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  Speaker 1: Christians on this show. I did not know that. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a web. You didn't know. You know, well, I
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  Speaker 1: come from east speeches. Boy, I don't know what Christ
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  Speaker 1: the Lord has just did mine. Christ the Lord has
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  Speaker 1: risen today. Yes, that was my man. You know how
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  Speaker 1: he used to do the kid. Haven't you heard? He rose?
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  Speaker 1: He rose, he rose, go tell from you and far
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  Speaker 1: he rose. That's what. Here, here we go, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: get up this see Jesus wept, get up to answee.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus wept. I didn't have an Easter speaking. Oh you didn't,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man. My grandmother was like, just getting here and
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  Speaker 1: sit down and eat this. But come up in this area,
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  Speaker 1: up here, call it it was up in here, candy
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  Speaker 1: up in this area. Here yea in the purse because
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  Speaker 1: she was in the nurses and the person in the handkerchief.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we're gonna do ask bitter man coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, right after this.
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  Speaker 1: He's not trying to help you. Don't even think of books.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show. All right, guys, time now to ask
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  Speaker 1: bitter man for what we don't know. But it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: You asked me. If you won't you, it's on you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right? And to help you get will
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  Speaker 1: be to help you find because I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: deliver no help. All right ahead, chin, and they see
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  Speaker 1: what he got. Let's he's yet? All right? All right, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. This one is from Vannie in Richardson, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Vannie writes, I'm a forty seven year old divorced woman
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  Speaker 1: in a situation ship with my ex husband's friend. After
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  Speaker 1: my divorce, he started mowing the lawn and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let me pay him. I figured i'd repay him with
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  Speaker 1: sex because I had me and I had heard he's
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  Speaker 1: good in bed. It was like one of my wildest
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  Speaker 1: fantasies come true. But the sex is so good that
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  Speaker 1: he's gotten caught up. He's been hanging out at my
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  Speaker 1: house for hours after we finish it. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: that the excitement is over and I'm done. How do
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  Speaker 1: I break the news to him? Well, you got a
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  Speaker 1: problem on your hand, lady, because wants a man mows
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  Speaker 1: the lun. He wants to cut the grass, if you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, Okay, and wants the man
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  Speaker 1: mos your lun. He's gonna want to cut the grass,
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  Speaker 1: and he's gonna be hard get rid of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, he's gonna be using all the garden tools,
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  Speaker 1: the whole the back hole, um, the whole back I
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  Speaker 1: can't think of another garden break, yes, and the edge
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  Speaker 1: of so until he goes through all them tools, Lady,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be able to get rid of that man.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna be there for a while. That's your problem
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  Speaker 1: that you created on yourself. I wish I could help you,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't and I won't. All right, how about Nate,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe you can say something that Nate says. My girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: is from the town we live in and I moved
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  Speaker 1: here a year ago. We've been dating for three months
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  Speaker 1: and she said her last relationship ended very badly I
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  Speaker 1: met her brother and he told me why her relationship
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  Speaker 1: ended so badly. She shot her ex boyfriend in her
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  Speaker 1: home because she thought he was a burglar. Her brother,
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  Speaker 1: Joe kingly told me to always call before going to
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  Speaker 1: her house. She laughed it off and said he's still
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  Speaker 1: alive and that's all that matters. How can she joke
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  Speaker 1: about something like this? Should I be worried? Yeah? You
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  Speaker 1: should be. If you found out yet the person you
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship which shot the last person, and you
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  Speaker 1: sit down and write a letter, you are really stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You are really stupid. You are narrowed down. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: are the stupidest person that we've come across to day.
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  Speaker 1: If you know that the last dude got shot and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to write a letter to see if you okay,
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  Speaker 1: you need to get you behind the out of that
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  Speaker 1: and not write letters and move out. Yeah he didn't
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  Speaker 1: already identified himself. He Nate in Tennessee. That narrated all
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  Speaker 1: the way down. Yeah, we know what you are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't understand this. Y'all been dating three months
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  Speaker 1: and you moved, Man, why would you move then three
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  Speaker 1: months without this information? Yes? And then when you get
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  Speaker 1: the information, you want to write a letter to ask
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  Speaker 1: us if you're okay, he'll know you ain't okay. Write us.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be here. We got shot advice, We got that,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be here when you get shot. Terrible gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate you having that confidence in us, but never
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  Speaker 1: mind make you feel at home? Ha ha, How how
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  Speaker 1: about that bull wounds? Are us all right? We're moving
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  Speaker 1: on for obvious reasons. Anonymous in Queens says, I'm a big,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful black woman and my boyfriend is upset with me
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  Speaker 1: because I accepted a gift from his uncle. I asked
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend for a deep freezer for my birthday and
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  Speaker 1: he told me it was too expensive. He got me
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  Speaker 1: an air friar instead. We little girl. Come on a
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  Speaker 1: week after my birthday, his uncle called and said he
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  Speaker 1: got a good deal on a freezer and he was
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  Speaker 1: bringing it to me as a gift. My boyfriend is
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  Speaker 1: so upset with me. Yeah, and I said he should
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  Speaker 1: be mad at his uncle. No, I don't want his
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  Speaker 1: dirty old uncle. Was I wrong for accept you? If
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  Speaker 1: you was not wrong for and you know the uncle
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  Speaker 1: the uncle sea opening and he took it. That's all
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  Speaker 1: he did. Uncle. So what now? First of all, the
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  Speaker 1: question is was then meet and the freezers? Because nobody
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  Speaker 1: wanted to empty ad freeze? All right? Was the steak
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  Speaker 1: slice and meet? Uh neckbone, ham slice, ham slice cheese?
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  Speaker 1: Was the freezer full? And your boyfriend has a right
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  Speaker 1: to be mad, but he can't do what he can't
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  Speaker 1: do what you can do, Uncle, Yeah, he go get it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. And it started all that a hood.
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  Speaker 1: You needed a freezer, Jake. She can't get a call
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  Speaker 1: every day about that freezing me cold? And ain't it
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  Speaker 1: me calling? You know? I got neck bones down at
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  Speaker 1: the bottom. You look down at the bottom of some
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  Speaker 1: neck bones down below that. I got some soup bones,
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  Speaker 1: you understand. I got bones, and I got something that
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  Speaker 1: most players don't get a bunch of some cornish hens,
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of love cornish. I love ya me too, Jake,
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  Speaker 1: got all of me in there, everything you can think up.
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  Speaker 1: You see that venison in there and some bad bad man.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if I don't know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you like it or not. But I bought
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  Speaker 1: you a pack of liver. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: like it. But if you like liver, it's in there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't I know of a man really loved you
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  Speaker 1: unless he put some ops tails. Now, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you want them, but the end if you ever
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  Speaker 1: decide to cook him in some chicken feet and next
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  Speaker 1: in there, I don't know if you go that way.
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  Speaker 1: They in there, but gumbo bay. Wait a minute now everything,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh oh oh, one more thing, one more thing
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  Speaker 1: in a big bucket of vanilla ice cream because it's
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  Speaker 1: some blue bell in that just want a little desert.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you better man for not helping people.
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  Speaker 1: We helped on that one. Now we really did help
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  Speaker 1: on We'll revisit. We'll revisit the last one later in
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  Speaker 1: the show. Next the nephew. We run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. Yeah, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Miss Anna is standing by with today's national news. President
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  Speaker 1: nephew is here with run that prank back for today?
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his naff I am considered the
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  Speaker 1: Kang of pranks. I didn't give myself that title. You
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  Speaker 1: are You are nobody Kang as k A n G
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  Speaker 1: here is you hit my car? You hit my high car. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna run it. Now, We're gonna run it. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: out of place. Hello, I'm trying to speak to a dels.
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  Speaker 1: This is Do you live in apartment number seven eighth?
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  Speaker 1: That depends on who asking. My name is Herman Wales.
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  Speaker 1: I live in building three, apartment one on five. Do
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  Speaker 1: you live an apartment number seventy eight? What you want
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  Speaker 1: with where I live? Look? Man, do you drive a
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  Speaker 1: camera or tokyo? The camera light blue? One? Yes? All right,
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  Speaker 1: your next do neighbor then told me that you ran
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  Speaker 1: into my car. I got a beans a block one
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  Speaker 1: of two thousand and five C two forty Now I
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  Speaker 1: got light blue scratches on my My neighbor told you
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  Speaker 1: what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
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  Speaker 1: I told cross side up, the little across the hall.
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  Speaker 1: What the cross side the little cross the hall told
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  Speaker 1: you what? Man? Listen, all I know is he say
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  Speaker 1: he lived in apartment eighty. He lived next door to you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You live in a supposedly apartment seventy age right here
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  Speaker 1: in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
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  Speaker 1: told me your car is, which is the light blue car?
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  Speaker 1: Hit my back into my car? And I ain't trying
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  Speaker 1: to create no problem, but somebody got to fix my
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  Speaker 1: car and I got light blue scratches on my bends. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Last I checked my light blue claming. Wasn't the only
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  Speaker 1: light blue camera they made. Ma'am, you're the only light
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  Speaker 1: You're the only light blue car in the parking lot. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: the only light blue car in the parking lot. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
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  Speaker 1: car in the damn parking lot. Man, I'm done. Look
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  Speaker 1: and I'm in the middle watching tea. What can I
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  Speaker 1: do for you? What do you mean? What can you
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  Speaker 1: do for. I mean, you didn't hit my car. I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: ain't touch your damn car. If you got some cameras
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: out this sparking lot that saw me hit your car. No,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I don't have no cameras. But then I believe this
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: conversation is over and I don't give a damn what's
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a cross that man across the hall told you? Look,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Now you gonna hold on? Hold on? Player? Uh? Is
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you, but
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  Speaker 1: you didn't hit my car. You the only touch your down.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only light blue car in the parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: the only light blue car in the parking lot. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: And as a matter of correct, my car ain't eat
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: me in the parking lot. My I suposed to bar
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: my car go to the stop. Well, is it possible
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: that your sister is the one that hit my car? Now? Nah?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What okay? Is your sister when is she coming back?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe she hit my car and didn't tell you she
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: hit my car. Now, she ain't hit your car. She
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: ain't hit your car because she would have told me
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: she hit your damn call. Look, Uh, I said, ain't
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: nobody to hit your damn car. My car ain't got
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: no damn scratches on it. What you ain't gonna being
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: at me? Don't? You don't give a what kind of
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  Speaker 1: as you got on your car? But I can't do
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: a damn thing about it. And even if you did,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: let me just be clear, I ain't got no insurance,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: no way, so I can't do nothing for you. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell you something
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to tell me. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: tell me. Fine, and as far as I'm concerned, this
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  Speaker 1: conversation is over. Wait a minute, let me ask you
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: he call it back. Mister. You act like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got you about. You had them scratches on your car
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: all ready, and you ain't going to use me as
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: no more an excuse to get you no new paints.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I had no scratches already on my call. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: had him, Oh yeah, you had no I'm gonna tell
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: him an insurance is just if he come over here, nah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna be using your insurance. I now re
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  Speaker 1: told you ain't got no way. Don't make me come
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  Speaker 1: over to your apartment No. Seven standing in the door.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way to the doll Nah, I'm standing
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: in the door. Come out, come out. Look, I got
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: thirty five hundred dollars worth for scratches on my car
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: that you need to pay for. You the only You're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the only worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: already doing better than me? What? What? What? What? Look?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm watching TV and you ain't got stiff talking to
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: me about. I need to talk to you about this car, lady.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I got thirty cut your call. My car ain't bumped
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: up against your call. I ain't even park next to
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: know BMW's late. It's a bens whatever, it's a ben
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  Speaker 1: C two forty, a black Give a damn If it's
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: a being seven seven to seven, I can't help you.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Can I say something to you? No, you can't say
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you know what you can say to me? You can
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  Speaker 1: didn't run into nobody. Damn well, I ain't hit nobody
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• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So won't nobody hit me? You know? All right? I'm
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  Speaker 1: the only light blue camera in the parking lot right
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  Speaker 1: right now, right now? Who told you that? Only one
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  Speaker 1: in the pocket lot? Right now? You're talking about the
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  Speaker 1: meeting or he's bigging the hell team. All right, stay tuned,
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• 29:19
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• 29:22
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta say congratulations to Beyonce and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: jay Z. This couple, this powerhouse couple. They're in the
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  Speaker 1: new global Tiffany and Companies All About Love campaign. Beyonce
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  Speaker 1: has become the first black woman ever to wear the
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Tiffany iconic yellow diamond. Also, guys, did you see the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: photo of the Carters in the bright blue U basketat
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: painting in the background. All we saw the job jaw
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  Speaker 1: dropping tiffany yellow diamond around Beyonce's neck and it is
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: all we saw it. That ain't all we saw. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: saw jay Z have hell. You mean that's how we saw.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see jay Z had what what? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm with you timing. It cannot be a
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  Speaker 1: calm or brush on his side of the dress. I
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  Speaker 1: mean when you go to the bar. But what do
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you ask for? How you asked that a line? Jay Z? Anyway?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Think think what he's doing it he producing TV show.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: What's happened to Jake? That was? That was Thomas smiles
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: and to be mad about it. Let me just say this,
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  Speaker 1: Me and Timmy a hair hating it. Trust us if
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  Speaker 1: we had that much hair, we wear hat hating. I
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  Speaker 1: lot of him. Man, mean things, beauty, they'll get ready,
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  Speaker 1: get ready to men because black people are coming now.
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  Speaker 1: They on their way. Treat us right, treat us right.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be following us around the store and all of that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You are different type of customers'll be actually crazy Wenna,
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  Speaker 1: some stuff like ya, how much you might hear some
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: things like that, You're gonna hear stuff like this. Can
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I just have one of them bags that's all blue bag? Yeah? Yeah,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: all right. So we talked about this yesterday. As we
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: move on, but it is still trending, the milk crate
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: challenge still over social media. Yeah. So here's the deal.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: A person has passed over a pyramid of plastic milk
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: crates stacked high above the ground without falling. While the
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: crates individually can hold up under pressure, stacked up into
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: a pyramid creates a situation of instability for the person
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to the other side. Did you see
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  Speaker 1: the prison inmates doing the challenge. Yeah, I'm like offitted
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: see people A people are getting really hurt on this.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: They really are. Yeah, yeah they are. I saw Snoop
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: dog posts. Uh forget COVID, y'all gonna go to the hospital.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Somebody posted that I figured that Snoop behind this milk
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: crate challenge. Behind if you go in Walmart or any
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: of the stores their own sale and the dollar stores,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: so people to bind them right doing the challenge not
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in press. If I dude, it's gonna be too there's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: gonna be too craze. Half one, two more five? Hell
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: did it? What about the scholarship challenge? We also talked
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: about that yesterday. It's the one about the young person
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: um talking about their inspiration to get a scholarship. Oh
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: my god, that's so funny. Roster to what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, everybody know, all right, we're moving on. We're
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: moving on. Time for today's headlines, Jay, let's go all right, everybody,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it's time for the news with miss an Trip. Okay,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: thanks guys, and good morning everybody out there. This is
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a trip with the news. The Fiser anti COVID serum
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  Speaker 1: has become the first vaccine to be fully approved by
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  Speaker 1: the FDA, and not just for an emergency condition, which
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: all of that, the Fiser and the Maderna and the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Johnson Johnson they were all approved on an emergency basis
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  Speaker 1: because we were trying to fight the pandemic as quickly
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: as possible, but the full test had not been run.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Fiser has gone through all of that and it's fully
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: approved by the FDA, the first of the serums to
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  Speaker 1: do that. The others are probably follow fiser Sera will
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  Speaker 1: now be marketed as being for the prevention of COVID
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: disease for individuals sixteen years of age and older, but
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: is still to be available under emergency use authorization for
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen year old people. The new official designation
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: could also prompt people who felt that the vaccines were
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a study weren't studied enough to finally take the shot.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Because fiser at lease has gone through the rigors in Afghanistan,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: authorities say that sixteen thousand people have been airlifted out
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  Speaker 1: of that country over the last twenty four hours, a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: majority of them by the US military, Afghan interpreters, foreign
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: nationals trying to get to the airport without having any
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: run ins with Taliban fighters. Donald Trump's been telling his
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: supporters that he would have done things right. However, while
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Biden's being knocked for the way evacuation is going, a
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: homeland security adviser to former Vice President Pence, Olivia Troy,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: tells MSNBC that she's got a different take. She says,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the Trump administration and Republicans are distorting the truth. It's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: ludicrous for Donald trying to take around saying that he
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  Speaker 1: would have handled this better, and he would have figured
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  Speaker 1: this all out because he had four years when he
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: was president to get these people through the system, to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: get them process to issue these visas. And the reality
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: is that system was destroyed under Donald Trump because of
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: his main enabler and ally and confidant adviser, Stephen Miller.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Stephen Miller went out of his way to reduce the
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: refugee ceiling throughout those years. And now we're in crisis mode.
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  Speaker 1: We would not be having to purs a system system
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: that's already cumbersome and challenging. The systems is not meant
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: to evacuate thousands of people at once if they had
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: been properly processed to begin with. She adds a quote,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you don't get to play revisionist history here. Finally, France
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: about to honorary legendary singer and chance with Josephine Baker
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  Speaker 1: remains burn on Monaco, going to be reinterred at the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Pantheon monument in Paris. Josephine Baker not only a famous
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: entertainer but also a World War Two hero. She was
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: buried in French military uniform with the medals she'd been
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: awarded for her role in the French resistance against the Nazis.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: She was born in Saint Louis, Missouri. Baker will reportedly
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: be the first entertainer, first American, the first black person
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: to be so honored. Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy introduced
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the president and CEO of Team Tommy. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. It's that time, ladies and gentlemen. We're going deep,
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  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight, and please be very
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  Speaker 1: careful because the mind is extraordinary. The mind up Jay
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  Speaker 1: Anthony bro First of all, let me get this out
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  Speaker 1: the way. Tonight, Michael Blackston's at the jays Bot Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Tickets online, get them right now. I'll be at the
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  Speaker 1: Esher Theater in Middle Beach, South Carolina. Now let me
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  Speaker 1: talk to the Beckies, the Karens. We got together last
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. We crunched some numbers, and
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: y'all's numbers came up real short. Is what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: to say is there's not as many of y'all as
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: they used to be, and the reason being, you're spending
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: too much time in our business marching and protesting and
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  Speaker 1: throwing rocks and name calling and holding up posters and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that when you need to get together. You know,
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  Speaker 1: y'all need to get together and make more of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing fine because we're protesting, and somehow after protests
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: we get together and we make more of us Hispanish
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and making more agents and make everybody's making more. But y'all, now,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: one of the problems that y'all might be having is
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: y'all tend to look alike. Y'all, y'all dressing alike. Y'all.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody got on plaid, everybody got on a baseball cap,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: everybody got on jeans, everybody got on boots. And this
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: is just me. I'm just telling you like it is.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You're wearing way too much camouflage. It's way you just
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: got way too much. Damn the camouflage. And it's probably
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you don't know who each other is. Now I suggest
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  Speaker 1: that you get some love music. Now, we have our
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: own love music. Could you play our love music. If
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you play our love music, that's ours, that's our music.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: We hit that that means we're about we're about to
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: get in love. Now. I know y'all don't have your
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: own love music, but I picked some love music. Could
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you play house one more time? Playouts one more time,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: playous one more that's it right there. Yeah, some people
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: are gonna drive up to the house when they hear
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that right there, they're gonna drop all right, here we go.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Now here's your love music. And don't get them mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: Hit it. He's there, you go, there, you go, where
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you go. You're feeling it, you're feeling it. Yeah, make
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: more people. And then we went too far. Coming up
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk about it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Why do men cheat? Who the hell put that in there? Woman?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening? Time now, guys to have a roundtable discussion.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: And we've had this discussion before, but let's have it again.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Here's the topic, the age old question. Why do men sheets?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Let me go? Hi, let me go first, Let ja
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: don't let me let me get this. Let me give
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: me some little backstory as to why we thought about this.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Um well, Jay, as a matter of fact, you mentioned
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: amber Rose yesterday. You said she's been trending lately because
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: she and uh the fact that her ex and her
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: baby daddy, Alexander A. E. Edwards, admitted to cheating on
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: her her with twelve different women. Amber posted, I'm tired
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: of getting cheated on and being embarrassed behind the scenes.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: He admitted he got caught and he loves his son,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: but he said I like women. He apologized, but said
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to deprive himself of his true nature.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: So that's why we're asking the question, and it's been
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: asking you guys before. Why the man sheet? Now, Jay,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I would love to go first. The first thing I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: would like to know because we're having a roundtable discussion
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: and we have several ladies that work on the show,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: and you know, I don't want to embarrass anybody or
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: call anybody else, but I'm sure the guys feel the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: way that I feel. Who the hell put this question up?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I like. The first year which are day
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: who thought this was fun? Carla And they've never asked
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: themselves a question. Always I'm not I'm not finished. I'm
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: not finished comedians. Yeah, and then let me just say this,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: it's such an it's such an easy answer. Okay, answer
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the question. It's so easy that I have decided to
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: pass it on to timing. Oh, I don't want to work.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It is so damn easy to answer, and that's that's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: fine with me. That's finely. I accepted with open arms. Okay,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: challenge problem, accepting your challenge on how to answer questions
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: why men cheat? But you know what, I gotta pay
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: respect to the youngster in the group. I'm gonna answer. Oh,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying to the one and only
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: kill junior space, Go ahead, take why man cheat? Coming
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: to me? But I'm not following the sword for all men?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Why all men? That's not my job. But I will
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: answer the question since you pass it to me. It
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: is the reason why all men cheat. They didn't said
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: it in my own Damn if you didn't get it,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: ain't my fault. Ain't my fault because listen to Let's
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: just be honest. Man cheat for the same reason as
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: women cheat. Hello, the reason. It's the same reason, the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: same same reason you give us one. Because we can,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I can tell you why men cheat. This is the
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: real reason why men cheat. Listen, Come on, I listen,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I listen, just listen. I'm gonna say when I say listen,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I want you to listen. Listen that right, that's right now,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what. I didn't know how
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: to quite well put it. But for you, what you're doing,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: you're saying something right there. I didn't know how to
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: put every Yeah, you know it used to be quite different.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: The reason white men and women cheated. Women cheated because
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they were done wrong. They felt badly. Man have been
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: done wrong that. But I'm just saying that used to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: be it, and men just cheated because they were just dogs,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: okay it used to Let me just say this. I'm
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: just saying that men cheating. If men cheat because they're dogs,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: then why what are women? Because they're way better cheats
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: than we are. Now we're smart cheating. We're smart cheaters.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: If we cheating, cheating, we call somebody so we ain't
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: cheating by myself. We gotta be cheating with somebody, so
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: so we all cheating together. Yea, So what they're doing
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: that you all just won't give us a legit. They don't.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: They want to do it because you because you cheat,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: because we answered your questions we did. I think we're answering.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Y'all need to go home and ask y'allselves some questions,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: ask yourself something coming out. Yeah, I'm through it sucks
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next, nephew tell me, And it's
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: letter for today, the subject stay away from that needle.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Stay away from that needle. We'll get into that in
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: just a bit. Right now, the nephew is in the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: building with today's prank phone call. What you got for us,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: naff I'm about to go deep on on today, sir. Oh,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I'm about yeah what yeah, yeah, I'm about to go
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: deep right here. You know, you know it's you know,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: it's time for a birthday party for a child. You
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: know it's time for a birthday party. So you know
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: this one right here is called Curry Gold Curry gord
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Ma all right, curry god cry. If you never tasted
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: what maybe you ain't never headed called, You've got to
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: get you something curry. They go, let's go bertrand, let's
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: go bertrand right now, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: your um mister, because this mister yea, this is Benjamin Dixon.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Trevor is my son. He goes to school with your son.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Now yeah, uh he went to a birthday party that
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: your son had last weekend. Am I right? Yeah? Well listen,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I understand. Listen, I have a problem with you, mister,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: because I understand that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: But listen, you guys, serve the children curry goat. You
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: don't serve kids curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: goat pee. What happened to? What happened to ice cream
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: and cake and punch and maybe even a pizza at
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: a birthday party for kids? But curry goat, that's out
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of the question. Oh you mean, but that's something we
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: are talking about. All you mean call you mean middle
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: feed to kidding them curry gords, let me see them anything.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: But when you're talking about bredren so what were you're
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: talking both? Oh you mean? Oh you mean you have
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: a problem with me? Oh you have a problem with me.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I got a problem. I got a problem with any
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: parents who who decides on their own that somebody else's
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: child it's okay to feed them some curry go My
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken, we eat steak,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: we eat cow. We don't eat curry goat yo eat
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: it got a birthday apart the door, He means start
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: burney a party. I don't want you if you would
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: have taught me to deal with something talk some rude Moore.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: They'll call me when you're when you're on buying a
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: on guan rum by me and a Regreen. We can't.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: You don't know who we are dealing with and all, okay,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I need you to slow it down for me. Man,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I understanding nothing you're saying. Tell me, don't you call
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: me y'all? Tell me for I'm like for on your
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: car and off. Look, man, all I'm saying is this
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: is this is disrespectful to the child, to people's parents.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: You're going out on your own liberty deciding on what
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you're gonna feed somebody. You gotta feed them normal stuff.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You can't do that kill a birthday parties Here in
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the stakes. Man, it's pizza, it's ice cream, it's cake,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: it's punch down it hot dogs maybe, but not no
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: damn curry goat. Man, I'm run the shore Bridgrean. Don't
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: tell me what I'm me run this, So y'all come
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: tell me both disrespect you would disrespect me a car,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a ditristecon you by calling your phone.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I want to know why it is you're doing something
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: like this, and I bet you these other parents don't
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: know you've been serving goat y'all kiss man? Or you? Is?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I mean you want to meet short you old farts?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I'll come tell me, Oh you want? Oh you wanna hungry? Oh?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Oh oh you brigand who the hell is you? Yes?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know you from my brigond I come tell
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: my money for them? Kind of wait it yo? You
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: know you know you know you done the spring Club?
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Know it all? Are you? Do? You want to meet
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: me somewhere? Is that what you want to do? Me?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Me too? Meet me brigand me me too? Right? No,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you understand me? Merrifriend I know, oh yeah, it enough.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I come over that you're gonna make me hurt you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you hit me? Then? I mean this man. Now, I
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: call you because I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And then you got a nerd ahead to tell them
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you're the one that's in the row. Yo. Man me,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you don't hell me, no no brigand no wrong. You're
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: gonnastund me. So I come tell me be some mag
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: money off. I'm telling me mean no wrong, you can yo,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: just get them away in and I'm gonna comn I'm
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: the feed of some cory good. Yeah, your family and
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: kind of sleeve. You ain't gonna feed my family now.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You don't bring my family in this man. You don't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: bring member. You don't bring my wife and my kids
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: into nothing. You hit me if you want you. I'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: telling I got I got one. You know what, Man,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you I got something I want to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: tell you. You listening, This is Nephew time me from
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey and Martin Show. You just got pranked
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: by your sister Patsy. I believe you, man like that.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: You Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Bad she put me up to this dog boy. I
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: tell you, man, I'm so sweat boy, like I need
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to get a blood pressure. I got a low. I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: got a little tolerance, tolerance, very low, I tell you that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: from Churricles. I'm gonna have chle I better do it
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: or nothing. You know, when you get angry American people
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: really counts in what you're saying. You went on You
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: went on a Jamaican run, Like what that boy saying.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: We gotta give a shout out to all of the
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Jamaicans out there. Baby, what is the baddest radio show
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: in the land, Steve Harby Morning Show, New York City? Baby, So, uh,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: anybody help us some carry go? Nobody wanted trash. I'm
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: up for a translator. That's what I need, a trans
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I loved him. He was upset and when you get
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: upset you really can't understand what I'm saying. You go
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: all the way and boy he did, he did. But
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you know there's a lot of them Jamaican friends. This
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: zero to sixty real quickness, Oh really quickness? Man. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: it's definitely fast. Yeah yeah. Man. By the fact, speaking
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: of fast, big up to the Jamaicans that on first, second,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: and third, Oh my god, the girls was blazing. Man.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Them girls the track on fire Man and they don't
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: even fix they don't even sweat, They're not sweating. They're
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: just running like like No, they're just killing the game. Man,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: do they like you? Imagine what practice like for them?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Many They race it against each other all day long. Right,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: it's like hell, like they go to limp just a practice. Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I can't help it get better. But listen, if you're
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: gonna get some curry goes, I must add to it.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Get you some just good grits to go with your
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: curry GOLs. I'm just saying it's it's a it's a
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: perfect combination, right there. Grits, get Kurt gos and grits.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: It just hood grits. What does Z dot com? Just
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: good grits? What does Z dot com? I like the spice,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: so try that, try to spice it, I promise you. Man. Wait,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I see y'all, y'all gonna be y'all calling to me.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: That's it, T that's how you do it, man, Golden grits. Man,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: that joy. I don't know how you gonna eat goat
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: and grinch and no hot sauce that did don't make No,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you gonna do that. I love
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: a shameless plug, but yeah, there's no way you cannot
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: have a hot saucing. Now you might wear sprinkle some
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: nuts on it. Jain't got some nuts by you God.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Just Good Grits go to Just good Grits dot com.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That's that's grit spelled with a Z at the end.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And check out what your boys doing. I think you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: guys like I want. I want to hear what you think,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: so you know, email your boy back. Tell me what
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: you think about my grits. Uncle Ben is gone, but
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: the nephew is coming. I'm saying it. I'm I'm putting
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: that out there, all right, nephew congratulated. Coming up next,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letters subjects. Stay away from that needle.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:40
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• 53:44
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• 53:48
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• 53:52
  Speaker 1: your letter. That's write your letter live on the air,
• 53:55
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• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Here It is the straw by letta thank you Nephew's subjects.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Stay away from that needle, Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out the best way to address an
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: issue because I love my wife dearly. My wife turned
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: sixty in May, and to celebrate, I took her to Hawaii,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and I gave her a five thousand dollars prepaid credit
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: card to use any way she wanted to. When we
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: were in Hawaii, there was a photoshoot at our hotel
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: all weekend and young, skinny models were all over the place.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: My wife started to feel self conscious in her bathing suit,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: so I made sure I uplifted her whenever I could.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I think it had a negative effect on her, and
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: it made her want to look younger. I must admit
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: that we both gained weight during the pandemic and she
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: refused to work out with me, so this was a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: wake up call for her. I think she realized that
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: she was not pleased with a short gray afro she's
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: had since a pandemic, and she put her wig on
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the trip. I prefer the afro
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: over the wigs, but it's her decision and I love
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: her regardless. I definitely think seeing all the beautiful girls
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii messed with her head because she started trying
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: to fix her face right after that. She used her
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: birthday credit card to get botox injections in her forehead
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and around her eyes. Then she got fillers in her
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: cheeks and chin, and followed that up with lip injections
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and permanent eyebrows. She has used all of that money
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: to look like a clown. I barely recognize her most days.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: She came home yesterday with magic marker lines on her neck,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and she told me she's getting a necklift. She also
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: wants a nose job and a breast lift. I have
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: tried to assure her that she's a beautiful woman without
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: all of that. All she needs to do is lose
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: ten pounds and stay away from that needle. I want
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: to tell her she's ugly now, but I don't want
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to hurt her feelings. How can I do this? WHOA Well?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, the title of this letter stay away
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: from the needle. But it's much more than needles involved.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: If she's getting a necklift, a nose job, and a
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: breastlift too, Okay, we're talking about scalpels and going under
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: and cutting and all kinds of stuff. Okay, so you
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: know your wife is just really going through right now
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: with her looks. I mean, I'm not against, of course,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: things that make you look and feel better about yourself.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I think the problem with your wife is that she's
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: just not happy. She's just not happy with how she looks.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: She's not happy with herself period. And cosmetic surgery shouldn't
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: make you look completely unrecognizable or like a clown. That's
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: not its job. It's supposed to tweak or enhance what
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you're already working with and still make you look natural.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You're saying she looks like a clown. That's not good
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: because she plans on getting more work done. I'm just asking,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: could it be the doctor perhaps? Did she do enough research?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Does she research and talk to enough doctors and look
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: at their work? I mean, because not all plastic surgeons
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: do great work. What or who does she see when
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: she looks in the mirror. Is she pleased with herself?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, you say, she looks like a clown, but
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: does she like what she sees? That's a problem, you know,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: that's a problem. She could be addicted to plastic surgery
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: by now or started, you know, to get this thing
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: called body dysmorphia when just when you look in the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: mirror you don't see anything right, you want to just
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: redo your whole self. You got to have a serious
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: talk with her about this. I mean, you say you
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: love your wife dearly. She's got to know that and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: feel that. But more than that, she's got to love herself.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: And that's what's going on here, because she's not listening
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: when you're saying, you know, just don't do it. And
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: she's not doing this for you. It's for her self esteem,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: for her confidence. So the best you can do right now,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: support her and help her find the best doctors and
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: make sure they're not butchers, and let her know you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: know that you love her, and hopefully that'll help a
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: little bit. She needs to love herself first, right, Tommy,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Tommy? All right? I actually I actually have
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: a buddy that that is an incredible doctor that does this.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: What I will say is what I've seen, this is
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: an addiction that once you start getting something done, you
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: keep wanting to enhance this enhance, this enhance, that you
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: keep thinking that you need to get better and better
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and better, and and and that's not the case. Your
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: wife has an addiction. This is not going to stop
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: unless you really have a good heart to heart conversation
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: with her. I'm you know you you already at neck
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: breast nose, bro So I promise you this is going
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: to continue. It's gonna be her calves, it's gonna be
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: her thighs, and you know, good and dog gone. Well
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: we own our way to that. But you know we are.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: We've been to shape that thing. It's been to get
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: like I'm telling you, she's on her way to that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: You I don't know what. I don't know if you
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: can stop, but I hope that you can. But I'll
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. I have seen it firsthand, well firsthand,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: where people are continuously go in one week, get this done,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: come back two weeks later, injections again. It just keeps going.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: They just don't stop to they look up, I don't know,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: a year or two later, and you are just a
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: completely different person. And you know, even Jesus is not
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: gonna know you when you get there. You know you're
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: gonna have to you gotta talk to your girl. Man.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: That's that's just being real. From Tommy that knows a
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: doctor that does this, and I've seen people that are
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: addicted to going in. I'm sorry, Jay, go ahead, And
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you know, Temmy, a lot some people actually do have
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: to go to the psychiatrist or psychologists for this, they
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: really do. Um But anyway, go ahead, Jay, go ahead. Well,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I you know, I normally don't help people because I'm
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: not in the help. That's bitter, man. I mean, you
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: should encourage you shouldn't encourage your wife to let her
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: know when you know, sometimes people say your day is coming,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: in her day is coming. Well, she'll really feel good
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: about herself with the look that she has. And I'm
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: talking about the date of October the thirty first, which
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: is Halloween. Hold on, okay, you're crazy man. We'll have
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up. The subject
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  Speaker 1: to stay away from that needle. Will get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after you're listening to the Stay Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, let's recap today. Strawberry letter was written
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  Speaker 1: by a man. It's called Stairway from that Needles written
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  Speaker 1: by a man whose wife turned sixty in May. He
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  Speaker 1: took her to a wife as her birthday present and
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  Speaker 1: gave her five thousand dollars in a preparate credit card.
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  Speaker 1: While they were at the hotel, they had a photoshoot
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  Speaker 1: and all these young, skinny models came out, and he
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  Speaker 1: said he thinks his wife started feeling some kind of
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  Speaker 1: way about herself when she looked at herself and then
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  Speaker 1: compared herself to these young, thin models. And um So,
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  Speaker 1: when you know, when they got home, she started getting
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  Speaker 1: work done on herself. She started getting botox, she started
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  Speaker 1: getting lip injections, fillers in her cheeks and in her chin,
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  Speaker 1: and now she wants to get a necklift and a
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  Speaker 1: breathlift and a nose job, and it's just going on
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  Speaker 1: and on and on. Her husband says, she looks like
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  Speaker 1: a clown now and she's unrecognizable really, and he wants
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  Speaker 1: to tell her that she's ugly, but he doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to hurt her feelings, so he wants to know how
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  Speaker 1: can he do this. Um So, Jay, you were saying,
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, you invested five thousand dollars in your wife.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you noticed, but around the
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  Speaker 1: Halloween they have all these contests and they have prize money,
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  Speaker 1: and from the way you describe her, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: she could win a lot of this money back, you know, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: So what you need, what you need to do because
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  Speaker 1: she's she's doing her part, she's making it worse. And
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  Speaker 1: since you need, what you need to do is look
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  Speaker 1: through go on the internet and find out where they're
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  Speaker 1: having these costume parties and how much prize money is up,
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  Speaker 1: and then you sign her up for these things. And
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  Speaker 1: by by the I'm thinking by the first, you could
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  Speaker 1: cash in because the ugly you describe in this letter,
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  Speaker 1: and you could make close to fifty maybe fifteen to
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking maybe seventeen thousand dollars off the white. He
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  Speaker 1: can get his money back with you. So that's that's
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  Speaker 1: my a. This is a good you can turn to. Look, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you can turn that five thousand. It's an investments. See
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  Speaker 1: what the you limp it flip that uglymp you at all?
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  Speaker 1: I don't need them. I don't, I don't, I don't, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is I mean, come on now, both tox injections
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  Speaker 1: and and forehead and cheat feelers, cheers and permanent eyebrows
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  Speaker 1: and all the pretty much she didn't erase all her
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  Speaker 1: facial expressions. So I don't know how we gonna live
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  Speaker 1: with her from here. Now you're just gonna be scared
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Dog. We're gonna be confused a bit. You know,
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  Speaker 1: keep lights on in the house. Can you turn that collar?
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  Speaker 1: You're pretty much married to damn near the bride of chucking.
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  Speaker 1: That's what she looked like. That same damn dog just
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  Speaker 1: isn't here like a porcelain though. I don't know to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, dog, but we're gonna be confused a lot
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  Speaker 1: because you are. You're gonna bring flowers home like damn baby,
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  Speaker 1: while you're crying. They flowers. You go crying. What are
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  Speaker 1: you smiling? But definite? I gotta write that down because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the look I ain't see.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's a new look. You know we're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: We don't know when she's mad or nothing. The barded
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  Speaker 1: Skip school? How you in there laughing and the board
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  Speaker 1: of Skip school? But you you're mad? Well, hell, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see that with meither. I gotta love that she's
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  Speaker 1: even mad even now. I didn't even have a clue.
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting up upset, cry your mama died and she
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  Speaker 1: came in and you look at her saying, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: You're laughing for because my mama just died and you
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  Speaker 1: just like you ain't laughing. Okay, you up, Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: feel Brian right now. The other thing is when you
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  Speaker 1: really ugly, the tears don't come down your face. They
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  Speaker 1: roll around your back because they don't. Yeah, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: it happen through what if you real damn money and
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  Speaker 1: you cried the tears like, we ain't going down that face.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go around. We're gonna go around the back
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  Speaker 1: of your head. Ye, she's about to get that neck, dud.
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  Speaker 1: So now we're gonna have this longated neck with phillis
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  Speaker 1: and no emotion because all this is I don't really
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  Speaker 1: know what type of face we're gonna be dealing with,
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  Speaker 1: but I swear to God it's gonna get a hell
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  Speaker 1: at you. I don't know what's gonna happen. We cannot
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  Speaker 1: have coup with you'm over because we don't you think
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  Speaker 1: elonely again, because you getting lifted so that means stretched
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  Speaker 1: and this facial expression she gave me a participating these conversations.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, ain't nobody go no, Ain't nobody go no,
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  Speaker 1: She profess tober the thirty first, put her ass in
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  Speaker 1: the window with a candle. Put her in the window
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  Speaker 1: with a candle. I'm telling you for surely he gonna
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  Speaker 1: get frustrated. He gonna buy her a new car. And
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  Speaker 1: he said, I'm sick of tired or doing stuff for you,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't never happy? You have you happy? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: never seen this face before. I had to write this down.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that's he's not gonna stop, especially with
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  Speaker 1: things like bowtox and stuff. They say, you have to
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  Speaker 1: go get those more and get and get ready for
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  Speaker 1: this when your partners call you up, when your partners
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  Speaker 1: get rid of for this car? Who that was with? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Prepare yourselves. That's Barbara, that's my wife. What did you do? Jake?
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  Speaker 1: Here going another problem? You're going another problem here, another
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  Speaker 1: one they're gonna have. They're gonna be in the room
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  Speaker 1: making love and then he gonna be kissing and he'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, how come your lips feel so hard right here?
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  Speaker 1: That's my cheak, that's your cheap Okay, I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: they felt like the lips. Where are you? Where are
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  Speaker 1: you in him? All right? All right, guys, thank you
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  Speaker 1: to Man coming up at forty six minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Junior has a fall. I'm right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. It is time race yourselves everyone, It
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  Speaker 1: is time. Our resident poet, Junior is in the building
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  Speaker 1: with a brand new what a brand new poem? Come ahead, hot, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's coming in hot off the press. You know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: saw the race over the weekend, you know, and and
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  Speaker 1: I had you know, I just was thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out where we went wrong from
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  Speaker 1: from Oregon to to to to to to Saturday. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where it went wrong. You know what it was?
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  Speaker 1: You know they have me wait, I'm rooting for so hard.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know the commercial before the race, you
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  Speaker 1: saw the commercial call. You see the commercial where she
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  Speaker 1: was tapping her fingernails talking about I've been waiting, I've
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  Speaker 1: been waiting a Nike commercial. It was the Nike commercial
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  Speaker 1: like I've been waiting, I've been waiting. It was her
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  Speaker 1: finger Yeah. It led up to the race especially yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, man, I got then. I then
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  Speaker 1: I had to write a poem, so he hit the poem.
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  Speaker 1: The name of the poem is a title of the
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  Speaker 1: poem today is why are you so damn slow? Here?
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  Speaker 1: Here it is, Hey, Hey, I gotta do what I
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  Speaker 1: got to do. I gotta I gotta speak my mind.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't go Why are you so damn slow? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you talked so fast you didn't finish first second or third?
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  Speaker 1: No ass came in, lad, Why are you so damn slow?
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  Speaker 1: Did the weed do that to you? You said you
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  Speaker 1: only smoke one time. I think it's more more than two.
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  Speaker 1: So why are you so damn slow? Don't get bad.
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  Speaker 1: We got your back, but you came in last place
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  Speaker 1: and you was talking all that smack. So why are
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  Speaker 1: you so damn slow? You're having to all that speed?
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  Speaker 1: You lost the three Jamaicans? Are they the ones that
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  Speaker 1: gave you the weed? The end? Why are you so
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  Speaker 1: damn slow? This is? This is Juli Nakata. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know when did we stop pointing at each other?
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  Speaker 1: If somebody, dude, I thought we was a team. Here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't forget that it was eight other black women
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  Speaker 1: on the track. This ain't got nothing doing. I pick
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  Speaker 1: it on blackoo, don't don't put me out there like that.
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  Speaker 1: It was other black women on the track, the last one.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. So let me ask you this,
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  Speaker 1: what you think Nike said after all of this? Because slow,
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  Speaker 1: eat what Nike say We'll put all this money in here? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? I really done, Poma? You think Poema gonna
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  Speaker 1: put that on our feet? All right? Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we have a question for
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  Speaker 1: you comedians and we'll talk about it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this
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  Speaker 1: is a question for you professional comedians on this show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Can someone be too funny in a relationship?
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  Speaker 1: We're sure the being in a relationship with a comedian
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  Speaker 1: can be fun. It's cool. You know. You guys can
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  Speaker 1: laugh all the time. You know, women love guys who
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  Speaker 1: can make them laugh, and you know. But but here's
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  Speaker 1: a question for you. Have you ever dated someone who
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  Speaker 1: ended the relationship because you were just too dang funny? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: miss the funny man they love first league. I've never
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  Speaker 1: nobody's ever broken up with me for being too damn funny.
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  Speaker 1: What I hear a lot? When I hear a lot
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  Speaker 1: in my breakups. And I hear this quite often, never
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  Speaker 1: heard it several times. Is that you just too damn stupid? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is just stupid and I and when it's followed
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  Speaker 1: with uh, you know you gave that to a lot
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  Speaker 1: of this show. Jay. So know, I haven't never been.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had some money regularly because I was too
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  Speaker 1: damn funny but stupid. Yes, I've been called stupid a lot, stupid,
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  Speaker 1: stupid ass And then I get this one a lot.
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  Speaker 1: You too old to be that stupid? I mean I've
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: got a lot yet. All right, come on, who's next, Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going next. I've been. My problem is I always
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  Speaker 1: it's never too funny. It's it's I'm too serious. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, too serious? You know in my past
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: in a relationship, I'll bet too serious. You know. So
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: they get they get Thomas Myles, they don't get to
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  Speaker 1: you know what. I'm okay, Oh, well you know what, y'all.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like that, do y'all? Not like Thomas Myles?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: What is the like Tommy way more? Thomas Miles is
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: too serious and we want to break up with him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I've always been. I have I have
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  Speaker 1: a question. Thomas sounds and nephew Tommy. Is that three
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  Speaker 1: damn people? Thomas Miles is one and Tommy and nephew
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  Speaker 1: Timmy is another. That's the same. They're the same. It's
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  Speaker 1: the same body. But it's But my other question is,
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  Speaker 1: other question is do they like each other? Do they
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  Speaker 1: get a lot? And you know what, they rarely talk, Jay,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: They rarely talk. What but when they they rarely talk.
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  Speaker 1: But when they do, they just try. They you know what.
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  Speaker 1: They they they respect each other, but they what they
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  Speaker 1: leave it at that, They really do. They leave it
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  Speaker 1: at that. And Tommy tells them all the time, dude,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: you just you too much? Do you see what's up
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  Speaker 1: with you? Light up all right? Come on, Junior, you
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  Speaker 1: were just too funny. Have I broken up with a
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  Speaker 1: relationship because I was too funny? No? No, I'm like Jae,
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  Speaker 1: I get this a lot of that. When I lost
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  Speaker 1: a lot of raceships, it was because I have no
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  Speaker 1: money that you could be fun as head. But when
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  Speaker 1: you can't go out nowhere, they aren't going to like
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  Speaker 1: being in the relationships. They'll leave as a heartbeat. Because
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I can tell exactly how long a black woman to
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  Speaker 1: believe in your dream and it's only a hundred eighty days.
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  Speaker 1: I need that much right now. Because I said I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna be a comedian, and she said, you got
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  Speaker 1: a hunt of day days to prove it. And if
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  Speaker 1: she left on day one eighty one, so because I
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  Speaker 1: have no money, then I was just doing it. I
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  Speaker 1: had been only three months in and it wasn't happening
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  Speaker 1: fast enough. And that's why my relationship laughing. When we
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  Speaker 1: was well, we were working in Houston, Jillia, how much
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  Speaker 1: as we're making on the weekend, I was making seventy
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  Speaker 1: five if if I'm lucky, fifty five from the normal
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  Speaker 1: dollars first shot, first show. Remember, I remember being real
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  Speaker 1: funny and going to a restaurant and watching the lady
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  Speaker 1: or the way more than the head in my pocket.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Way damn more than a day. Yeah, on a day
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  Speaker 1: that was like whoa or you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna eat because you took all the money,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not hungry. Yeah, And she left on day one.
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  Speaker 1: I want to it that half a year my life
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  Speaker 1: was over. I came back to how my clothes on
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: the porch and she had not come out to the
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  Speaker 1: dog to see me all. I picked my bag up
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  Speaker 1: through it in t like I was wrong, like she
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  Speaker 1: was wrong. I said, okay, that's fine, I'll be all
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  Speaker 1: right already. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: thirty percent we'll get um in line to take their backs.
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  Speaker 1: And no, it doesn't actually huh what's your excuse? Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't change much Legally,
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  Speaker 1: people got their shots. For employees, booster shots began for
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  Speaker 1: the general public as we know on September twentieth, and
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  Speaker 1: people with um compromise immune systems can start getting them now,
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  Speaker 1: the boosters. Okay, So that's where we are with this.
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  Speaker 1: And if you haven't gotten yeah, yeah, I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: so many children are catching this delta variant of the COVID.
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• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: What about these people that are taking this animal? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I heard about. This is crazy. This is really crazy. Um. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: ask bitter man for what we don't know, but you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: asked me. If you won't do and it's on you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right? You and they help you get
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  Speaker 1: will be to help you find because I'm not trying
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  Speaker 1: to deliver no help. All right ahead, Hill, let see
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  Speaker 1: what we got. Let's see what we get, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Jay, here we go. This one is from
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  Speaker 1: Vannie in Richardson Texas. Vannie writes, I'm a forty seven
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  Speaker 1: year old divorced woman in a situation ship with my
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  Speaker 1: ex husband's friend. After my divorce, he started mowing the
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  Speaker 1: lawn and he wouldn't let me pay him. I figured
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  Speaker 1: I'd repay him with sex because I had needs and
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  Speaker 1: I had heard he's good in bed. It was like
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: one of my wildest fantasies come true. But the sex
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: is so good that he's gotten caught up. He's been
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: hanging out at my house for hours after we finish it.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I don't like that the excitement is over and I'm done.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: How do I break the news to him? Well, you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: got a problem on your hand, lady, because once a
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: man moles the line, he wants to cut the grass,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: if you know what I'm talking about, Okay, and wants
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: the man mose your lin. He's gonna want to cut
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: the grass, and he's gonna be hard to get rid of.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Like you said, he's gonna be using all
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: the garden tools, the whole, the back hole, the whole,
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  Speaker 1: the back go. I can't think of another garden break
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  Speaker 1: the rate. He's gonna be using the rake, yes, and
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: the hl the edges, so until he goes through all
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: them tools, lady, you ain't gonna be able to get
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  Speaker 1: rid of that man. He gonna be there for a while.
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  Speaker 1: That's your problem that you created on yourself. I wish
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I could help you, but I can't and I won't.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how about Nate, Maybe you can say something
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  Speaker 1: that Nate says. My girlfriend is from the town we
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  Speaker 1: live in, and I moved here a year ago. We've
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  Speaker 1: been dating for three months and she said her last
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  Speaker 1: relationship ended very badly. I met her brother and he
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  Speaker 1: told me why her relationship ended so badly. She shot
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  Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend in her home because she thought he
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  Speaker 1: was a burglar. Her brother jokingly told me to always
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  Speaker 1: call before going to her house. She laughed it off
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  Speaker 1: and said he's still alive and that's all that matters. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: can she joke about something like this? Should I be worried?
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, you should be if you found that yet,
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  Speaker 1: the person you have in a relationship which shot the
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  Speaker 1: last person, and you sit down and write a letter,
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  Speaker 1: you are really stupid. You are really stupid. You are Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you are the stupidest person that we've come across to day.
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  Speaker 1: If you know that the last dude got shot and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to write a letter to see if you Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you need to get you behind out of that and
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  Speaker 1: not write letters and moved out. Okay he hadn't already
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  Speaker 1: identified himself. He Nate in Tennessee. That narrowed it all
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  Speaker 1: the way down. Coming up. It is our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. It does it. We ended right here.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. How about get out and of course at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll close up the
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  Speaker 1: show right after this, Jay, you're listening show all right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Tuesday. It's been a good day, really good, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: crazy that day. Will you help you close to to Thursday?
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  Speaker 1: That's when my weekend starts. Thomas, I gotta do this.
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  Speaker 1: We are ja Tommy. Then let me just say this
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  Speaker 1: fellas guys listen. Um, you know early in the show
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  Speaker 1: when we were talking about cheating early in the show
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  Speaker 1: while you man cheat and everything, and you know we
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  Speaker 1: all had discussion. But I just want to just commend
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  Speaker 1: you guys and say how great you guys answered that
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  Speaker 1: question and the way and the professionalism you all answered it.
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  Speaker 1: For Carla and Shirley you guys deserve awards, and I'm
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: giving your flowers while you're here. You guys understand, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I think I thank you, Junion. I think the way
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  Speaker 1: I answered it it was straight on. Just go you
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  Speaker 1: know the question was asked, and not try to dodge
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: it or anything like that. Just go right at it
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  Speaker 1: and give the answer, because that's what people are looking for.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, what you're gonna say, Jay? So I
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  Speaker 1: went at it. Timmy went at it, and that is
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: what we did, where I ran an audible and pasted it.
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  Speaker 1: I think way I threw it down field to Junior,
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  Speaker 1: That's that's that's that's that's classic right there. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers, Plee Flecker. You understand I'm saying I threw it.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you guys answer the question again? Ask the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: question because a lot of people were on their way
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  Speaker 1: to work and maybe they didn't care it. It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a winner to me. Go ahead, Shirley asked, why, man, Chet,
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  Speaker 1: It's simple, why do you Okay, Now I've already answered
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  Speaker 1: this and I'm not gonna change. I'm not gonna change
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  Speaker 1: my answer so people will be confused. Who heard the
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  Speaker 1: show it in the beginning and go, well, that's not
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  Speaker 1: what he's said in the beginning of this show. He
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  Speaker 1: has changed his answer, So I'm not gonna change my answer.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go straightforward. It's such an easy question, and
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  Speaker 1: it was an easy answer that I'm going to pass
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  Speaker 1: it to teams Timmy because I know he's more he's
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  Speaker 1: better at he's better equipped than answering the question than
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  Speaker 1: I am. Right, tell me, go right ahead, and Timmy
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  Speaker 1: and I don't have no problem. I appreciate you Jay
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  Speaker 1: passing it to me because I'm not scared of it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of it at all. All Right, I
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  Speaker 1: take it the way you give it. Tell me, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say it just like this. I will take this.
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  Speaker 1: If you really want the answer, and you really want
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  Speaker 1: it the way I mean you want it, you want
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  Speaker 1: it legitimately, you want to get it in the raw,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what is the reason why men cheat. This
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: is what you want to hear. You want, you want
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  Speaker 1: to really get it, and and there's no way to
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  Speaker 1: get it then from a younger. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So Therefore I passed this on to the one and
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  Speaker 1: only kill Junior Space. I didn't. I didn't, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: ye see early in the show. I've already done this.
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  Speaker 1: I've answered this already. Why are we going back over
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: stuff that we already covered two hours ago? Listen, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why me and cheat on tests
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  Speaker 1: because we don't know what the answer that is? Why
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: we cheat on test when it's cheating on tests though, people,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why because we don't have the answers
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: that seems but don't understand why we cheat. That's why
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go back to the older generation leofore passage
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  Speaker 1: to Jay, because they know that Jay was here when
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  Speaker 1: the first person cheated on Earth should have it. I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you why men cheap When they get a
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  Speaker 1: physical bills, they go in there thinking they've got one
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: weight and that's not the way that they want. So
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: then when it's have a chance to write the weight down,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: they're gonna write down the weight that they really believe
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: that they are without getting on the scale and denying
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  Speaker 1: getting on the scale at all. So that's a form
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  Speaker 1: of cheating that they will go through. And that's all
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say. In fact, I'm gonna pass it on
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  Speaker 1: to Tommy because Tommy can't answer this question much better
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: than that. Can't go ahead, and I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why men cheat in spades because
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  Speaker 1: guess what if we don't listen, if we only have
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: three spades our hands, we got to figure out how
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: to get these five six books. You understand I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: because we have three in impossible. So I'm just trying
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: to tell you why men cheat and spade is because
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  Speaker 1: we do not want to lose. We want to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that we are beating the people that we're playing
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  Speaker 1: opposite up. That's when that's when it's necessary. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 1: if I don't have the big joker, I'm cheating, Julia,
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  Speaker 1: you understand where I'm coming. Dog, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: something I was surety and carb again to answer you've
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: been looking for why men cheat? And yeah, why men cheat?
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  Speaker 1: This is the reason why, the reason why men This
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: reason why men cheat in sports because they want to win. See,
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  Speaker 1: I blame public pressure. Public pressure has that you have
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: to have a winning attitude. You gotta win, win, win.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: That's why we cheat. That's why they take the steroids
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: all the time. That's why they cheat and do all
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: the enhancement because they want to win. And you know what,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: society has put that pressure on them to win? Am
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I right? James? You absolutely right? And let me ask
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: you this because the question that most people are asking
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: is why do men cheat on their diets? Because there
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: is a food that they can't break away from. You know,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have fried foods and pies and
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: cakes and cookies like that, so you sneak and cheat
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: and eat that because that's what you want. That's what
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: your system is calling for. That's my answer, and our
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: passing on the time. And because I'm sure he can
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  Speaker 1: close it out for right ahead, Timmy, Well, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean I didn't really want up DoD God close it out.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: But you know, five men cheat. You know we cheat
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: because we um. You know, if I'm playing dominoes and
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I got dumble training, I can't get it out of
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: my hand, then what else am I going to do?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: I have to cheat. I got to make a bogus
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  Speaker 1: move and hope that you don't realize that I played
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: it where doing it where it really didn't fit that's
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: why cheat while we win. I'm gonna tell you why
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: man cheat. And this is what you need to understand,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, because I didn't get everything I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: wanted growing up. See, I got cheated out of a
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: childhood that I should have had. I never got that.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: That's why men cheat, That cheat emotionally out the childhood
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I should have. It should have been mad, I should
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: have gotten my night broy a Car, I didn't get it.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't get it. So that's why man cheat. Car
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  Speaker 1: that is got it. I hope we answered that over
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• 1:26:00
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