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Kims of Comedy Tour, Thanksgiving Pizza, John Legend, Joe Smith and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what's y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: know y'all at all at all, So.
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  Speaker 2: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 1: Black all bu bu boozy listening to to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't Joy Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Joy show, you don't you love?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth mount turn
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  Speaker 3: the water of the mony upo me.
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  Speaker 5: Come come out you think that I sure will? Good
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  Speaker 5: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 5: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 5: radio show. Man o man o, man, I just I
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  Speaker 5: have to tell you this. How good is the God
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  Speaker 5: I serve? How amazing is he? That's that's all I
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  Speaker 5: you know. And you know what, really, man, when I
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  Speaker 5: try to explain.
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  Speaker 6: How I feel about what he does for me, really,
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  Speaker 6: the words that I come up with that they just
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  Speaker 6: they they inadequate.
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  Speaker 5: Man, They don't.
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  Speaker 6: They don't cut it. They really don't. You know, I
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  Speaker 6: could say amazing. At one time. I even just got that.
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  Speaker 6: I tried something real ignorant. One time, I just said,
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  Speaker 6: you know, God is just super captual, fragilistic as be
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  Speaker 6: all adocious.
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  Speaker 5: I just tried that. See how that felt. That's that's
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  Speaker 5: all to change. He is with me.
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  Speaker 6: I just try to because see how that felt. But
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  Speaker 6: then I ain't feel right saying that. The fact that
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  Speaker 6: he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome god. You
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  Speaker 6: hear people say that is It's bigger than that too, man.
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  Speaker 6: So you know, as hard as I try, no matter
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  Speaker 6: what I do every day, I'm gonna come up short
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  Speaker 6: with trying to explain to you exactly how he works
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  Speaker 6: and how he is for me.
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  Speaker 5: So I just thank him that every day every chance
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  Speaker 5: I get here. It is it is your determination and
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  Speaker 5: your effort. Listen to me carefully. It is your determination
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  Speaker 5: and your effort. I think that the average person, and
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  Speaker 5: I'm not knocking you, I just want you to hear
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  Speaker 5: me out. I think what stops the average person from
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  Speaker 5: becoming successful is that we don't realize the effort that
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  Speaker 5: it takes. And that's just truth.
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  Speaker 6: I found that to be so true in my life
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  Speaker 6: and my talking of people and meeting people and people
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  Speaker 6: are asking me questions about it and me trying to
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  Speaker 6: figure out the way myself. I don't think that you
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  Speaker 6: really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.
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  Speaker 6: This is the thing that you have to wrap your
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  Speaker 6: mind around very quickly if you want to be successful.
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  Speaker 5: On any level in any area. The dream is the beginning.
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  Speaker 5: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and
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  Speaker 5: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.
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  Speaker 6: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,
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  Speaker 6: gets success out your mind. Ain't fin to have a partner,
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  Speaker 6: is not finn happen. You cannot be that concerned about sleep.
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  Speaker 5: Now listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: You have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.
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  Speaker 6: My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
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  Speaker 6: got my rest, but I got just enough to get
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  Speaker 6: back to it, and I got back on the grind
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  Speaker 6: to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest
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  Speaker 6: so I could go and put forth some more effort.
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  Speaker 5: But listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
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  Speaker 6: expect to become successful.
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  Speaker 5: If you're not already successful. If you are asleep for
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  Speaker 5: eight hours, that is a third of your day.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot be asleep a third of your life and
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  Speaker 6: expect to get successful. Now, after you get successful, you know,
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  Speaker 6: you learn as you go to work smarter, not harder,
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  Speaker 6: So as you get successful, you may have eight hours
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  Speaker 6: available to you.
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  Speaker 5: But on the way up there, I don't see how
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  Speaker 5: you can do it. I promise you. I don't. Now,
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  Speaker 5: maybe somebody can come for it.
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  Speaker 7: I did it.
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  Speaker 5: Hey yeah, yeah, probably lying. But okay, tell your story.
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  Speaker 6: Because everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down
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  Speaker 6: and had real talks with, they wasn't concerned with sleeping.
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  Speaker 6: You cannot be concerned with sleeping if you want to
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  Speaker 6: be successful.
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  Speaker 5: How can this happen for you? Listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
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  Speaker 6: out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
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  Speaker 6: make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
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  Speaker 6: on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
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  Speaker 6: same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
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  Speaker 6: wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
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  Speaker 6: that the effort that is required to be successful will
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  Speaker 6: take everything you have, and when you think you've given
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  Speaker 6: your all, it's gonna require some more.
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  Speaker 5: The quality of your chield is amazing.
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  Speaker 6: See okay, listen, what is sitting around having a bill
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  Speaker 6: every day for what but they're sitting around smoking weed
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  Speaker 6: for every day for Come on, man, for real, But
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  Speaker 6: if you took that beer, drinking weeds smoking chill time
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  Speaker 6: and applied it to progressing yourself towards your dream.
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  Speaker 5: When you do carve out.
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  Speaker 6: A vacation, guess where you be able to go. Guess
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  Speaker 6: what part of the world you can go see. Guess
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  Speaker 6: how you can.
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  Speaker 5: Cheer up now instead of you just driving Every year
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  Speaker 5: your family to the family union, sit at the same
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  Speaker 5: picnic table. Everybody pull they money in two ten families
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  Speaker 5: don't never pool they money in. They down there eating
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  Speaker 5: like y'all eating. You got attitude cause cause the day
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  Speaker 5: or day side don't have a chip in or not.
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  Speaker 5: They down there eating the extra potatoes at and making places.
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  Speaker 6: You're not to arguing about this every year for real, man,
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  Speaker 6: they ain't got the T shirt money, you know, they
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  Speaker 6: got the same T shirt on.
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  Speaker 5: They ain't put in that really, man, so so so so,
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  Speaker 5: so you want that to be it every year?
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  Speaker 6: Or do you want this year I'm taking my family
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  Speaker 6: to New Orleans, or I'm taking my family see the
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  Speaker 6: Grand Canyon. I'm taking my family down to the beach
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  Speaker 6: this year. Me, me and my family gonna go sight See,
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna go ride a couple of river on Chicago.
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  Speaker 6: Me and my family gonna go skiing this year. Me
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  Speaker 6: and me and my family going out to La Man.
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  Speaker 6: We're gon we're gonna go out there for a weekend.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you know it can happen like that. But
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  Speaker 6: if you ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets
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  Speaker 6: average results. That's that's all it is to it. See,
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  Speaker 6: ordinary effort gets ordinary results. But if you put forth
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  Speaker 6: an extra effort.
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  Speaker 5: See, the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word,
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  Speaker 5: that's extra.
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  Speaker 6: If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
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  Speaker 6: over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
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  Speaker 6: a massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man,
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  Speaker 6: trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I
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  Speaker 6: wish I could tell you another way, but.
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  Speaker 5: It ain't one. Here's what I did.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't concerned about how much sleep I got. I
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  Speaker 6: just had to get my rest. And once I got
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  Speaker 6: enough rest to get up and get the task done,
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  Speaker 6: I got up. Somebody sent me a tweet the other day,
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  Speaker 6: a partner of mine. He said, to see if I
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  Speaker 6: can pull it up while I'm talking to you, but
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  Speaker 6: he just sent me a little sign just what, nothing,
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  Speaker 6: just a little something to say, Hey man, I ran
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  Speaker 6: across this, I thought about you, and I sent it
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  Speaker 6: to you. It said no alarm clock needed, My passion
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  Speaker 6: wakes me. It's in block print. He said no alarm
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  Speaker 6: clock needed, My passion wakes me. That's what you got
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  Speaker 6: to be about.
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  Speaker 7: Listening morning show.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. You
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  Speaker 6: are listening to the voice of that doll, one and
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  Speaker 6: only Steve Harvey. Make no mistake about it. There is
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  Speaker 6: but one and only of me. Now, before you take
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  Speaker 6: that in an arrogant way, I would like to inform
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  Speaker 6: you that there is only one and only of you.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that I choose to call myself to one
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  Speaker 5: and only that's me.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes I just like to feel special about myself, irregardless
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  Speaker 6: or regardless.
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  Speaker 5: You know, somebody told me irregardless, wasn't a word.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's not just read. It's not a word.
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  Speaker 5: Woman, Tommy, did you say it's not? It's not You
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  Speaker 5: should know it about now, that's not a word. You
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  Speaker 5: said it. The other stupid person corrects the other. It's
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  Speaker 5: amazing to me. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all show this strawberry calling for re Mississippi Monica Junior
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  Speaker 6: government named kill spaces the look of concern on his
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  Speaker 6: face this morning. The legend that is Nephew, Tommy and
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  Speaker 6: wash same watch, Junior. You said very little this morning.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Anything? What goes you know? Well?
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  Speaker 8: Sweatshirt?
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  Speaker 5: What you know well?
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  Speaker 8: Sweatshirt shirt?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Last night I was out here being a goat for
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  Speaker 8: the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 9: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 8: Tell I don't like it.
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  Speaker 10: Why are y'all trigger treating over here where I understand?
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  Speaker 10: Huh yeah, don't want to say. You stand right here
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  Speaker 10: with a bowl of candy and it's coal outside, and.
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  Speaker 8: I got sickle selling.
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  Speaker 5: And now what goes?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 8: Sweatshirt?
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  Speaker 2: What does.
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  Speaker 8: Which one? My help isn't quit.
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  Speaker 10: No, I'm telling you, I swear I'm out here till
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  Speaker 10: ten o'clock at night wear a sweatshirt as a goat.
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  Speaker 8: I raised my whole Anybody scared of me.
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  Speaker 1: This sweat shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody know it's me.
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  Speaker 7: In your new house.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, my first I said, hush, just do what I
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  Speaker 8: asked you to do. Why are we doing this.
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  Speaker 1: This is too much.
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  Speaker 8: I don't like white kids like that. I don't like
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  Speaker 8: white kids like that.
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  Speaker 1: You stuff you?
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  Speaker 8: What so what I said to be mad at you?
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  Speaker 5: Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you
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  Speaker 5: a question? Your little ghost out fit? Do you have
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  Speaker 5: a white sheet on?
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  Speaker 8: I had a white sheet on with black sleeves?
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  Speaker 1: Why am I here?
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  Speaker 5: Well you had a white sheet on with black face.
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  Speaker 5: How you kind of lost the ghost of that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why when you said everybody knew it was me?
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  Speaker 5: You got you.
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  Speaker 8: One kid slapped me and took the cad.
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  Speaker 7: I said, you can't it or black?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: We may Yeah, found out what was on your mind?
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  Speaker 1: You asked him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you three things we'd have discovered. What's that
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  Speaker 6: you ain't good at Halloween? You to move to the
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  Speaker 6: white neighborhood and they don't like you?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: But you and your What kind of candy did you have?
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  Speaker 5: Though?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe everything that you had.
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  Speaker 10: Something I did bore eating candy. I did passing that
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  Speaker 10: our little sniggles. I found it out right now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I had von last night?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Whatever?
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  Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 12: hear from the nephew, is he runs that prank back
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  Speaker 12: right after this.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
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  Speaker 7: the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew. What you
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  Speaker 7: got for us today?
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  Speaker 13: We at the barber shop black Man's Country Club. And
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  Speaker 13: when you go into the barber shop, one thing we
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  Speaker 13: do not like us when we sit down and get
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  Speaker 13: our hair cut, we do not like for the barber
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  Speaker 13: to turn the chair with his mid section instead of
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  Speaker 13: his hand.
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  Speaker 5: That's it's very uncomfortable. This is the barber. Let's go
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  Speaker 5: catch up, Brady, Brady, how you doing?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 5: My name, my name is Dennis Man. I got a
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  Speaker 5: haircut from you a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 7: Hey?
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  Speaker 13: Listen, I wanted to get an appointment with you man.
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  Speaker 13: Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
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  Speaker 13: my first time getting a haircut.
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  Speaker 5: Front. You did real, real good jobs. I want to
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  Speaker 5: say thank you for that.
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, do you do you have any any time available
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  Speaker 5: on Thursday?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, for sure, uh day every five. What's what's what's
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  Speaker 14: your name here?
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  Speaker 5: Bro? Dennis Man? Dennis?
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  Speaker 14: Okay, Dennis?
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  Speaker 12: Why?
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  Speaker 14: She had Dennis about about three o'clock man, some of
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  Speaker 14: that nature. I mean, you know, I know I'm the
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  Speaker 14: work off partmans.
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  Speaker 12: You know.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, three o'clock, you'll be there. Yeah, okay, Hey. I
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  Speaker 13: got a little bit of a situation though, man. That
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  Speaker 13: happened last time I was there. I kind of wanted
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  Speaker 13: to top to your body, man, because it kind of
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  Speaker 13: caught me off guard. So I wanted to high let
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  Speaker 13: you man and see if we could rectify the problem.
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  Speaker 13: For I came back up there.
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  Speaker 9: What happened. I just respect yourself, I mean, what was
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  Speaker 9: to do?
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  Speaker 5: Well, what it really wasn't somebody man, it was it
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  Speaker 5: was it was it was actually you.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, what's the here's deal?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 13: When you was cutting my hair? It when it was
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  Speaker 13: time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the chair
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  Speaker 13: with with with with with your hand man. See Brady man,
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  Speaker 13: you you turned the chair with your with your private part.
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  Speaker 14: Oh come on, say I mean, Dan, I'm a professional man.
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  Speaker 14: I've been doing this fifteen years, right right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think it's anything deliberate.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 13: I think you just do it unconsciously man, cause you
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  Speaker 13: know you be leaning over on the chair cutting and
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  Speaker 13: I think you don't realize you know you be turning
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  Speaker 13: the chair with your private part instead of doing it
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  Speaker 13: with your hand, man, And to see, my hand got
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  Speaker 13: caught out there, and I saw it out the corner
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  Speaker 13: my eyes.
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  Speaker 5: I saw your private part coming towards my hand. I
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  Speaker 5: moved it just in time. You understand.
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  Speaker 14: But no, see, Dennis, I'm not understanding something, bro, because
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  Speaker 14: I don't.
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  Speaker 9: I don't.
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  Speaker 14: We don't operate like that line here, because you know
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  Speaker 14: I don't make mistakes like that. But I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 14: I don't know you. You're sure you're talking to the
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  Speaker 14: right person.
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  Speaker 5: Man, Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on
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  Speaker 5: the right when you walk in the door.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's correct.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's what I'm talking about. Man.
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  Speaker 13: And you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,
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  Speaker 13: I really like my haircuts, so I wanted to call
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  Speaker 13: back and recorify this problem.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, you got to turn the chair with
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  Speaker 5: your hand and not your private part. If not, we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have a problem.
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  Speaker 14: Okay. But I feel you and I understand your your
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  Speaker 14: complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying,
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  Speaker 14: but I don't do that, you know. But I mean
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  Speaker 14: we we'll be glad you know what I'm saying, get
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  Speaker 14: you another cut or whatever. You understand, men, you know,
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  Speaker 14: but I don't move nobody no wrong with my pride.
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  Speaker 9: Man, you know that's just not me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you
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  Speaker 5: to hear what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 13: If you put your have it on there at all
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  Speaker 13: when I come in there Thursday, then I promise you
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  Speaker 13: the imna jump up and we're gonna have a problem.
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  Speaker 14: Well well let's see now now now right there, and
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  Speaker 14: I'm not I'm not fitting that jump up having a
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  Speaker 14: problem because you know, you don't really know me like that.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 14: You know, I mean, I'm trying to be a professional
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  Speaker 14: here and and solve your little issues that you got
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  Speaker 14: to understand it. But but allays jumping up and stuff
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  Speaker 14: you're talking about doing, I don't know that.
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  Speaker 13: I'm trying to come in and get a nice haircut
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  Speaker 13: and walk out with a nice haircut. What I don't
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  Speaker 13: want to do is come down there, you lean over,
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  Speaker 13: put your private part where I got my arms in
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  Speaker 13: my hands and I gotta whoop you.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that's what I don't.
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  Speaker 9: You're starting.
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  Speaker 11: You're touching me wrong, talking about.
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  Speaker 13: You're talking about I'm touching you wrong. You touch me
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  Speaker 13: wrong two weeks ago when you put your private on
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  Speaker 13: my hand.
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  Speaker 11: Man, I don't want to touch it. I tell you,
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  Speaker 11: feel me say what?
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  Speaker 9: I don't know what you're talking to?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 13: You know, hey, dog all, I'm trying to say, you know,
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  Speaker 13: the brother trying to come in and get his head.
• 18:00
  Speaker 13: I could and walk out feeling like a man, and
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: not walk out feeling violated man, because you didn't turn
• 18:05
  Speaker 13: the chair with your private part all up against my
• 18:08
  Speaker 13: hand and my elbow and stuff.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Man, hold all, you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: Know what I'm saying that I'm gonna you know, I'm
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: trying to talk to you, but not you run me wrong.
• 18:18
  Speaker 9: I ain't no punk flying here.
• 18:19
  Speaker 11: You understand me.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: There ain't no punk flying that. Then keep it off
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: my hand.
• 18:24
  Speaker 11: Let me tell you something. I'm gonna pay it over here,
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: your stupid I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: You understand me, little quickly over here.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: I hear what you saying. But let me explain to you.
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: Were using your hips in your private section like a
• 18:44
  Speaker 13: pinball machine.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: And I'm gonna tell you put something on you. Come
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: understand me.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to come and.
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: Get a hair cut.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to get a hair cut and walk out
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: of there like a man, feeling like a man.
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: I bet you'll open you up. I'm gonna open you up. Boy,
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: do you understand you?
• 19:08
  Speaker 11: Come on here, can tell you how to do something
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: to your what's wanting to be long? This is a
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: bomber shot.
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: Do you understand me? Hold what.
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: I'm saying? Come on, I got something, I have a
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: cool running got time. You're gonna come over here to
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: know too?
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Straight?
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: I bet you did. I don't do it. I don't,
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: I don't do it. You feel me? You know what
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: you man? You'll come up.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah, come on up and recognize yourself when you come
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: up there.
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: You know, Okay, okay, I'm gonna putting my real name
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: on my shirt.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Thing. You want to know what my real name is.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: That's what's up.
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: That's what's up.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Then you might want to you want you want to
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: know what name gonna.
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: Be on the shirt?
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: I want to know what?
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: Then the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from
• 19:58
  Speaker 13: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Oh man, hey, hey, I
• 20:21
  Speaker 13: got one more thing to ask you, man, what is
• 20:23
  Speaker 13: what is the baddest And I mean.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: The baddest radio show in the layand man stupid.
• 20:37
  Speaker 13: All right then, all right then, and I will be
• 20:39
  Speaker 13: Julls that crazy and Syracuse, New York, November tenth, eleventh
• 20:44
  Speaker 13: at the Funny Bone. Tickets are on sale right now.
• 20:46
  Speaker 13: And if you're coming to town, there you go, sir.
• 20:48
  Speaker 12: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, ask the CLO.
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up at the top
• 20:57
  Speaker 12: of the hour. In entertainment news, the cam was a
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: comedy tour maybe coming to a city near you real.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Soon, so watch out for that.
• 21:05
  Speaker 12: Brett Farms defamation suit against Shannon Sharp is dismissed, and
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: Saint West gets a kick out of flipping off the
• 21:13
  Speaker 12: paparazzi behind his mom's back. That is all coming up
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: at the top of the hour. But right now it
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: is time to ask the clo. Vivian and Hartford says,
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: my two grandchildren started living with me two months ago
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: because they don't like their new stepdad. I tell the
• 21:29
  Speaker 12: parents they need to work on properly blending their family.
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: The kids have got to go. Am I wrong for
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: making my grandkids leave?
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: No, you ain't wrong for making me. I don't know.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know how they got over there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: See you, I ain't got to make you leave because,
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: first of all, y'all not coming over here, so I
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna have to make you leave.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: But no, you ain't wrong for making them leave. That's
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: their job. They married.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: They married somebody else, and the kids don't like to
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: somebody else. I'll got to live in that house. I'm
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: not taking care of no kids.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: You know, since she brought it up.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I don't care for him that much myself either, which
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: is more the reason why they're going back over there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: B take that hate on over there towards who is
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: supposed to be directed. I'm not gonna deal with it. No,
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: you're not volund for that, not at all. Send them home,
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: all right?
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: Moving on to Danny and Charleston.
• 22:23
  Speaker 12: Danny says, I used to date a guy that my
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: husband just met, and I told him that we used
• 22:28
  Speaker 12: to date. My husband said, I should not have volunteered
• 22:32
  Speaker 12: that information. I want to know if he dated someone
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: I'm around. So is honesty not the best policy?
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: Wow, how that honesty working out for you? You thought
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: you going there and volunteer some information or see, first
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: of all, if you're talking to somebody I dated. I'm
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: not bringing it up. And if you find out about it,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: you know what, I'm gonna say.
• 23:05
  Speaker 13: What.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about or who you talking? Yeah?
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: So what?
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: Who?
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: No? No, I'm not even No, No, we're not dancing.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: We're not doing this dance here. Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: You He said you shouldn't have volunteered information because he
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: know he ain't. He's not going to volunteer the information
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: I would want to know. No, No, that ain't lady,
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: that ain't how that work. Shut your mouth. But why
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: why make a fire in your house that ain't down?
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Wait till the fire come to the house. Are you
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: going to Yeah? I'm sorry, go ahead, he think what
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: should No? I think it's what you just said.
• 23:54
  Speaker 12: She didn't want him to find out and her I
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: think she wanted to tell him before he found out.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: You're trying to get ahead up.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she used to date the guy. And then he
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: would be like, I.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Just wait, I just wait till you find him when
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: you come. Did you use to date this guy? It
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: wasn't no big deal. We went out on a couple
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: of dates and that was it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: I didn't think it was nothing to mention that was
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: It was nothing more than that we went out to
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: the movies twice something.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: That was it. I couldn't stay.
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: What's his name again?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Right right exactly.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: See, that's all you got to do. Wait till it comes,
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Wait till it come to your doorstep. Don't open the
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: door and send it out there.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: I'm still volunteer.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, I ever do that, Bobo?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Is you listening?
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Are you listening?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: The whole curtain back? Dog?
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Just he does that all the time, you know it?
• 24:55
  Speaker 12: Jimmy and Raleigh says, my wife and I have been
• 24:58
  Speaker 12: married for eight years and she is not the most
• 25:01
  Speaker 12: sociable person. She can't get along with women, and she
• 25:04
  Speaker 12: clings to me when we're in group settings. I'm a
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: social guy, so I want her to do better. Is
• 25:10
  Speaker 12: she a lost cause or what?
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Well, no, she's not a lost cause. But well, I mean,
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: what's what? What are you wanting to fix to be?
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: See you're saying, is she a lost cause? Don't get
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: along with other women? Yeah, she clings to you, and
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: you want to be out messing around, floating around, you know,
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: working the room.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what's that, lady?
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: I've been a roll in the bilin.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Now she wasn't cling to you. I don't know what
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: to tell you about this one, because it's not a
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: lost cause. But you being a social butterfly, she's not.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: You've known that before you got married.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so what you want.
• 26:00
  Speaker 12: Some people are just socially awkward, and some people are
• 26:03
  Speaker 12: the life of the party. They're social butterflies, you know.
• 26:07
  Speaker 12: And that's what this is, all right? Last one, Steve,
• 26:11
  Speaker 12: This is THEA in Georgetown. THEA says, I'm seventy one
• 26:14
  Speaker 12: years old and I'm planning to run my first marathon
• 26:18
  Speaker 12: in December.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: I think I need to read that line again.
• 26:21
  Speaker 12: I'm seventy one years old and I'm planning to run
• 26:24
  Speaker 12: my first marathon in December. My husband doubts that I
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: can do it, and he's killing my spirit with his negativity.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: I want to prove him wrong. But what if he's right?
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Is one month long enough to train?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Hell?
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: No, you can't run a marathon or training for thirty days, No,
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: you can't. Mail It takes a long time to get
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: up to that type of a marathon is twenty six
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: point two miles, and you're going to start training earn
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: thirty days and you you may not even really be
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: a runner. That's why you start with like a five
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: k or something. What is her husband just saying you
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: ought to wait until Junior's walk because see you? Because
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: I can see your husband not isn't?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah? So uh Sureley, tell me you're fit to run
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: a marathon.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: Honey, guess what I think? I'm gonna run the marathon?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Mmmm? That's all you thought?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna start training for it. I want to
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: run it. I want to push myself. It's when I
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: it's on my bucket list.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Maybe you can't run a marathon and now come on, welcome.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: I don't know that until I've done it, right, until
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: I get it, I know that.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: I know you have a ring on one before.
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: Will be my first one.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: We'll see right here? Why how you wait? You seventy one?
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: It will run a damn marathon?
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: Well, this is just something I've been dreaming of doing,
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: and I want to do it. I mean, I'm not dead,
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: I can.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: You ain't dreaming nothing else, dream ain't nothing else in
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: your head running around?
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: Why don't you come and join me, honey? Or train
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: with me?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: At least? Baby, baby, baby? Maybe we ain't running.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: We walk more school there running out and seen from Kenya, Eediopia,
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: not Ji.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: We ain't got a besit out here. That's what we're.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Supposed to support me. You're supposed to support me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: I'm supposed to protect you, keep you alive. You gonna
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: be around, kill yourself out. Stop all this damn foolish
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: nick mess around?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Pass out?
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Why you running? Anybody going around here? And I can't
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: keep up with you? Know how, maybe maybe you have
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: to do something else. You don't kill, gotta walk, kill,
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: gotta walk when you walked, don't nobody is a walk kill.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: You're You're on the Morning show.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: Coming up next to his Entertainment News after this, you're
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: listening Morning Show. So have you guys heard of the
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Kims of Comedy Tour.
• 29:21
  Speaker 12: It's Kim Field's, Kim Wayan's, Kim Whitley, and Kim Coles.
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: They had an event last week in Wilmington, Delaware at
• 29:28
  Speaker 12: a local library, and the Kim's had a panel discussion
• 29:31
  Speaker 12: about their comedic talents and their individual careers in entertainment.
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: It was free to the public and it was packed.
• 29:39
  Speaker 12: Kim Field's hosted the event and the other ladies kept
• 29:42
  Speaker 12: the audience entertained with their humor. Kim Coles posted a
• 29:46
  Speaker 12: picture of the group on Instagram and thanked the crowd
• 29:48
  Speaker 12: by writing, quote, we shared, we laughed, we learned from
• 29:51
  Speaker 12: each other, and it was an epic night. I think
• 29:53
  Speaker 12: we need to put the show on the road. What
• 29:55
  Speaker 12: city do you think we should bring it to next?
• 29:58
  Speaker 12: So what do you guys think of the Kims of
• 30:00
  Speaker 12: comedy Tour? That sounds cute?
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love all those Kims.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Love that meals Jeff Wayne's. Yes, she's been we miss her.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 13: I just feel sorry for the people that you know,
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: their name ain't Kim. No, they can't be on it
• 30:14
  Speaker 13: because that's.
• 30:15
  Speaker 12: Right, that's right, Okay, it's all about the Kim's cute.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's cute.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: A lot for them to talk about, because Kim Fields
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: is a comedic actress.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Good sherry.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she hosted Kim.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Coles I haven't seen in a while.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: She was on the in Living Color right, yes, yes,
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Living Single and Living.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Single with Kim Field.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Well, Kim Wayne's was on Sinclair.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then who else is it?
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: Kim Kim Whitley, m.
• 30:59
  Speaker 12: Down grateful, She's so funny. Yeah, so that sounds fun
• 31:05
  Speaker 12: so look forward at a theater near you, hopefully moving on.
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: A federal judge in Mississippi has dismissed Brett Farre's defamation
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: suit against Shannon Sharp.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: FARV used sued Sharp back in February of this year.
• 31:17
  Speaker 12: For making egregiously false statements about Farv's welfare misspending case
• 31:23
  Speaker 12: in Mississippi on an episode of Undisputed.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: The judge rule that Sharp.
• 31:27
  Speaker 12: Used constitutionally protected speech rhetorical hyperbole in saying that Farv
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: was taken from the underserved, and no reasonable person watching
• 31:38
  Speaker 12: the show would think that Farb actually went into the
• 31:40
  Speaker 12: homes of poor people and took their money. On Twitter,
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: Sharp noted the dismissal of the lawsuit and thanked his
• 31:46
  Speaker 12: legal team.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: So that case is out, dismissed out.
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: It should have never been a case.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: It was a story.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, So whatever he's going to.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Come on, that's what happens. They away if.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: You're the right race, sick and away talking about it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and Brett fav don't want to have to deal
• 32:18
  Speaker 13: with Shannon. That's what you don't want.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: He's happy too that it was dismissed.
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: All right, Well, uh, this is a funny story to
• 32:27
  Speaker 12: some adults, and it could be very disrespectful to others.
• 32:30
  Speaker 12: Kim Kardashian's oldest son, Saint, loves flipping off paparazzi when
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: he's out and about with his mom. Saint is just
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: seven years old, and he was caught yet again flipping
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: the bird to photographers as Saint and Kim left a
• 32:44
  Speaker 12: restaurant together on Friday, saying threw up the middle finger
• 32:47
  Speaker 12: for the cameras. Kim quickly spotted his hand down and
• 32:51
  Speaker 12: he laughed, and so did the photographers. Well, this isn't
• 32:54
  Speaker 12: the first time that Saint had flipped off the paparazzi.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: So guys, what do you think?
• 32:59
  Speaker 12: Is this disrespectful or should Sat get a past because
• 33:03
  Speaker 12: the photographers are always following them.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Photographer, I wouldn't let my son do that.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: You were still making respect his elder respectful.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't let that man. Yeah, yeah, I mean she
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: checked him. But you know, you seven man, so like
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: you know, I got news for you, you gonna flip
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: the wrong person off. You keep this little attitude though,
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: because you're gonna flip the wrong person off and they
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: got something for you, you know, so you might as well,
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: start teaching them early, because you gonna learn. I learned
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: all your jokes ain't funny. I've been taught that. You know,
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: my mom, you say that, shut up laughing all the time.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: That's one thing. But then when somebody in the street
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: teach it to you, you learn it better.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: Well, this is Kanye's son, remember that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying. She has her hands full
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: those kids.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: It's a lot.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: It's a lot dealing with four kids, and she's a
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: single mom. Yeah, yeah, could you.
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: Even do that?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Could you with this single mama with a billion dollars?
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: That's like she just well.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Like that around each child has a nanny, and each
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: child has a security guard.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: God like that.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: He say, single mom, Now it ain't it ain't like
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: what what what?
• 34:22
  Speaker 9: What?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Y'all out there having it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you, you know, get get the kids
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: ready for school, driving the school, you know, go to
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: work bound. This it's a different single mom than what
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: y'all out here doing. So let's let's filter that in.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 34:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they do have all those privileges. The dad still
• 34:41
  Speaker 12: is not around to help her with the discipline of
• 34:43
  Speaker 12: those children.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: You know, Well, y'all don't know.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Where Kanye saying, how do we know he's not around? Though?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: How we know that?
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: Because when he's been in the news, don't I don't
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: he didn't go to Indus. I don't think he's not
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: being a good dad. I don't think on judge, I
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: can't say that. Just said that they're not together with
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: that they.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.
• 35:08
  Speaker 15: And he left them, left, broke up. Everybody came et,
• 35:20
  Speaker 15: y'all else. Wow, not like a fairy tale across the street.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: But you sound like he left his kids. They got divorced.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: From his word, Oh, they got a divorce.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: That's a divorce. That's not leaving your children.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: The court ain't gonna get the kids to the man.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: He didn't leave them. He got a divorce.
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, coming up for twenty minutes after the hour,
• 35:48
  Speaker 12: there's a new pizza loaded with Thanksgiving dinner talking and
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: we'll talk.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: About them right after this.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Nobody need that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Morning show, all right.
• 36:03
  Speaker 12: So Thanksgiving is fast approaching. Okay, this is November first,
• 36:07
  Speaker 12: by the way, it's on the twenty third of this month.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: For those of us that don't want to cook a
• 36:12
  Speaker 12: big Thanksgiving dinner this year, there's an alternative. It's a
• 36:16
  Speaker 12: pizza that has all the trimmings, guys, is loaded with
• 36:20
  Speaker 12: turkey gravy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: It has some dice sweet potatoes.
• 36:23
  Speaker 12: On it, some green beans, some cranberries, crispy onions, lots
• 36:27
  Speaker 12: of mozzarella and cheddar cheese. Du Journo sells a pizza
• 36:31
  Speaker 12: and it's available in stores today.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: So here's my question. Would you, guys try this Thanksgiving
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: pizza with the turkey and the gravy and all that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: No, no you will?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I want my gravy and mondy.
• 36:47
  Speaker 13: No, I don't want all my stuff on one big
• 36:49
  Speaker 13: old pizza bread like that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: No, you don't like for your food to No, and
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, go in there and get yourself a slice of pizza.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: On Facebook Thanksgiving.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: That's it, yes, okay, Shereley, Shelley, tell me what's on
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: it again?
• 37:05
  Speaker 12: Okay, turkey gravy, diced sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberries, crispy onions,
• 37:12
  Speaker 12: lots of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: There you go, and you can get it from Dshoro.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: You goat that though.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: You're not even gonna try it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Steve, Nope, I don't care. They put it in an
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: egg roll. I don't want together. Yeah, first of all,
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: I don't give it. Damn who made it?
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Dejerno, Bernardo on Rico, I don't care. I don't care
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: it just on I ain't. Pizza is fine the way
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: it is. You ain't got to reinvent pizza. They got
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: some great pizzas out there, man, but you do not
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: have to do it as Chicago is not playing with
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: the pizza game. As a constant argument on my TV
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: show between Tanya and uh Terrell, one is from Chicago,
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: one is from New York, and the big debate every
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: year family feuds, who got the best pizza of New
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: York or Chicago. Okay, i had great pizza in both places,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: but I've enjoyed it more in Chicago. I'm just gonna
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: have to be real with you.
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: But okay, what about this this piece of these ingredients,
• 38:17
  Speaker 12: the toppings, I should say, bothers you?
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Is it the green beans?
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Nobody putting no green but grave. I don't want no
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: gravy on my pizza. That's like green beans. If I
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: want no damn yams on no bread.
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: You got three different juices running greens, You got jams.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: That's got some juice in there gravy Okay, not green
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: greens are green beans? Yeah, Tommy. One correction, They yams
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: don't have no juice.
• 38:51
  Speaker 12: One then I don't know what kind of damn yams dice?
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: They ball them, Tommy, and they cut up nobody.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Won't that coming up next?
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: John Legend has scaled back on the social media used
• 39:12
  Speaker 12: to protect his mental health.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: He says, we'll talk about it right after this. You're
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: listening Hard Morning Show.
• 39:20
  Speaker 12: John Legend recently shared that he's not on social media
• 39:23
  Speaker 12: as much as he used to be. In a Yahoo chat,
• 39:26
  Speaker 12: John said that he specifically distanced himself from Twitter because
• 39:30
  Speaker 12: it has become a little too toxic for him, with
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: its unprecedented rise and hate speech. John said, it's truly
• 39:38
  Speaker 12: better for my mental health. I just found it better
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: for my mental health to stay away. So what do
• 39:44
  Speaker 12: you think about that, Steve.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Well, that's my ultimate goal to stay off social media. Well,
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: I don't. I'm not on it. I just want to disconnect.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: I don't care about you know, I G followers and
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: all like that want them, you know, I don't. I
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: don't do nothing for likes because I don't know how to.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: I don't even know how to check a light. But
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: I'm just not I want I want to disconnect from it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: It's not that I use social media. I just it's
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: so hateful.
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: That's what Johnna's saying.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: That I just don't want to be a part of it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, on no, I don't want to post no more.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: You know I got people who do this. Why because
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: your clothes. Your clothes be flying when you're on there.
• 40:29
  Speaker 12: I like that.
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: You don't want to cane you can. I tell you something.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I've never posted anything. I don't even know how to post.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. See your followers, Yeah, we just
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: as your co workers. We're fans of yours. And what
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy is saying, he loves to see what you're rocking,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: what you're wearing.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: I love so it's like, yeah, you can't have the bad,
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: spoil it for the good. Your walks to the stage
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: are epic. Every time you get ready to go turn
• 40:59
  Speaker 10: that cold down.
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: You look great, swag.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I just like seeing stuff. I can't afford it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 9: I just.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Well, to be honest, Tommy could afford it. I just
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna sheepish rich person ain't gonna do it. I'll
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: be trying.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: I'll be trying to.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Figure out, Tommy, what are you doing with your money?
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: You can't save all of its starting though, he just
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: came back from Italy.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I live a little bit.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: I can't, y'all hear him.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: He complained the whole Yes he did.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: He did complain the whole time in Italy.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: He complained the whole time about the price. Everything. First,
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: that first class price was ridiculous. That was a dance.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: There we go.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I don't talk. Don'gie carn your ass back
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: there and coach. Well, I'm not gonna do that going
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: back there and see why it costs. With cost up there,
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: it's real easy. I can figure it out.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Now. Look, you got to fake it until you make it.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if your budget whatever?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? You know what I mean.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Look, man, getting on the plane is better than riding
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: the bus, you know what I'm saying. So, so it's
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: levels to it. You just gotta fake it till you
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: make it, and then you know, one day when you
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: can afford the first class ticket and squeeze it, maybe
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: get an upgrade or get a bump or something and
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: pay for a little extra try it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Once you go, Once you go to ass hard to
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: go back.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It is hard to take that champagne.
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: It is hard when everybody else don't have no drink
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: on the plane and you get yours.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: Off, warm warm, catch you.
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: They're going to ask you what you do?
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: People up there? I don't like that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: Are you Are you an entertainer? They're going to ask
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: you that to do?
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: One time when I he asked me, he said, sweet,
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: do you play ball? I said, look at me if
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: I did play ball, look at me. You know how
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: long ago that must have been?
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be a while that.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: When the ball was out of the different kind can
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: the leather?
• 43:22
  Speaker 13: They're going, I'm given an ignorant answer before, though I
• 43:25
  Speaker 13: really have, I've done it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: What do you do? I got a chain of crack houses.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I'm doing pretty sure.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Drugs.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, doing well.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: I told you one time. Yeah yeah, just excuse me,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: So what do you do for a living? I'm a pimp?
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: And just looked at he looked out the window the
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: entire flight.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: When you answer them pimp.
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: We never asked them what they do.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: We don't ask them that, all right?
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: I told I talked to all the animals for the
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Universal Soldier.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: All right, coming up next today's prank phone call. Right
• 44:11
  Speaker 7: after this.
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming up at about four
• 44:18
  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: The subject is my husband has an emergency phone. We'll
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: get into that find out what that's all about. It's
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: probably are your fine name?
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wait to wait till you hear it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Right now, it is time for today's prank phone call
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: with the nephew. Nephew, what you got for us?
• 44:39
  Speaker 13: Well, this is kind of close to that. Your wife
• 44:43
  Speaker 13: sent me pictures. Your wife sent me pictures?
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Should do that for hey? Hey, what do you mean
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: what you're saying the phone?
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: Hey, you're heard.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: See, don't don't judge it, just understand it. Your wife
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: sent me pictures. Let's go cat now I speak the treble.
• 45:02
  Speaker 13: Hey man, you've been sending pictures of h are your
• 45:05
  Speaker 13: damn stomach to my wife phone?
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: Man, have y'all been sending pictures of your muscles on
• 45:13
  Speaker 13: your stomach to my wife phone?
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: Hey? What the hell is this? Calling me?
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: With this this fish right here? This fisher man. My
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: name is Fisher, but they call me fish what I
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: want to know from you? Have you been sending pictures
• 45:26
  Speaker 13: of your stomach to my wife phone?
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: Man, I don't know. Did you talking about? Play boy?
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: Don't calling me with this, am I pictures? Pictures ain't
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: none of you business.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: It is my business.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: That's my wife.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: And you say this, you boy, you must ain't got
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: you must ain't ripped up like me or something you
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: worried about it? Send, hey, man, get you some fitness.
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: I'm timing.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I got some business. My business is my wife.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: And if you said it, let me tell you something.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you right now. I want to find you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: If the same muscles that's on her phone is up
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: underneath your shape, I'm whooping.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: Your Hey, I ain't hard to find, play boy, you
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: can find me. And if I am sent a pictures
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: to your wife, she must like it. Play boy, hey man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: he let me tell you.
• 46:15
  Speaker 13: No, you've been disrespectful, is what you're doing. You understand
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: you've been.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: You've been a little calling me on the phone, which
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: is you better check somebody else about this here, for
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: I had your wife ruthering on my stomach.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Hey man, who you hey? See who you calling? Man?
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Who do you think you are. Hey, hey, who you
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: think you talk? Let me tell you something?
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, tell us take time my phone about a picture.
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: That's what I'm talking to because I know them and
• 46:41
  Speaker 13: them if I find out them, your muscles on my
• 46:44
  Speaker 13: what what?
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: can find me, old boy?
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Hein you know? How about this here?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Where are you?
• 46:52
  Speaker 9: Let's get'm hey? Ask your wife where I'm where she is?
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: My wife is at work right now.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Say so?
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: How you say she got ony?
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: Hey man, I tell you what when I find when
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: I find you a little disrespectful?
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: Ask your wife where I'm at?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: That was the new.
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: Open.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's security. You must not be ripped up like me.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Hey man, Hey, hey, hey, I got I got muscles
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: on my stomach.
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: I got right now to get these. Get this summer
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: right for your wife.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Hey man, let me tell you something. Man, that's all right,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: that's all right. How about this here? I know who
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: your wife feels.
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: Now, that's all right. I know who she had too.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, well that's all right, and I'll be calling her.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I'm calling her letting her know what's going on.
• 47:39
  Speaker 9: Take this out. She liked my stommer too. Yeah, yeah
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: you like that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: No, No, I'll tell you what. I tell you what.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: She don't like it. When I get to her, I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: gonna let your wife know what's going on around here.
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: Say, man, you don't know nothing about my wife. My
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: wife and your wife might be rubbing together home white.
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: You don't know nothing about my business.
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: Ay, man, you ain't finna be disrespectful to me.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Man, I didn't talk you once.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: See come see me on what I will see.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: I already asked you once. Where are you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see
• 48:08
  Speaker 9: this ripped up six pact that's your wife like, yeah, all.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: Then you better go chick your wife and don't be
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: calling across many.
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: Well, I tell you what I'm gonna call aa. That's
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: that's what I'm going to call a Yana baby say
• 48:26
  Speaker 13: what yeah, yeah, and slows you down.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: Night.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm calling your wife.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: I'm calling up here. We can get it on the
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: freeway and then and then I call your wife and
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: get on my way. Yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: What I need is tell me whatever you want to
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: tell me say, I'm telling you right now.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Where you at.
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: Fuller throwing?
• 48:48
  Speaker 13: Home?
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: Boy, that's where I'm at. Now. You got my wife name?
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: I want to know your name. They call your fish
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: or chicken or where they call you. You can meet
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: me wherever you want to on, boy, And we just
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: said this ain't no fit feel to me. I deal
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: with punk chump like you every day.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem. I'll be right.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: How long you gonna be that?
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna be that to your pump?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: It is okay?
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: You look at I want you to take my name
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: down so you'll know who you're waiting on.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: You got your uh? You said your name was chicken
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: or something like?
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Do you have a pin?
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: I don't need no pin?
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Punk? Okay, do you want to know who this is?
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: You gonna tell me who you was?
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: Home?
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: I ain't told you my full name, Chump.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: I don't need to know your name. You got my number?
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Calling me about a chattoo of stomach or something.
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: It's muscles, it's it's muscles of your stomach on my wife, Thump.
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: Did you look at the other pictures?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: How many sit ups do you be doing?
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: Did you look at the other pictures?
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: What other?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 49:51
  Speaker 13: Okay, hey, hey man, hey man, I'm not finna be
• 49:54
  Speaker 13: playing with you about my wife.
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: Man, I ain't playing with you. I'm playing with you.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Why Okay, Okay, I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you something about your wife.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: That you don't know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: If I don't know it, don't know somebody else know it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I know it me and I know it when I
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: just got off the phone with her.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: You want to know?
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: You want me tell you what your wife told me?
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: Man, say what you have to say.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say this right here. I'm gonna say this.
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: Pump.
• 50:17
  Speaker 13: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: Your wife like Yanna got me the prank phone? Your
• 50:24
  Speaker 13: ignorant man? How stupid are you?
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: Hello?
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: This nephew Tommy man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 50:37
  Speaker 13: Your wife got me the prank phone?
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Call?
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: You do you?
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Damn you?
• 50:42
  Speaker 13: You are more ignorant than me. Yeah, boy, God, hey, trouble.
• 50:58
  Speaker 13: I got to ask you this bag. Give me answer
• 51:00
  Speaker 13: this question for me. What is what is the baddest
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: and I mean the baddest radio show?
• 51:05
  Speaker 9: In the leg, the only one with nephew. Imagine, boy,
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you that.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Oh man, alright, trail man, you'll be easy man, go
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: light on on, y'all.
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: All right, I'm as we will tell Steve har I say,
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: that's all I want.
• 51:26
  Speaker 13: That's all I want. Thank you so kind of you.
• 51:30
  Speaker 13: Sim That's all I want. We ain't even got to
• 51:32
  Speaker 13: discuss it. November tenth, then he left. The nephew will
• 51:34
  Speaker 13: be at the Funny Bone, Syracuse, New York.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Get ready to get ready.
• 51:37
  Speaker 13: The nephew is coming better about seven eight years I think, Syracuse,
• 51:41
  Speaker 13: since I've been.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: There, coming back all right.
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: And then uh, November seventeenth and eighteen, Virginia Beach, the
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: Funny Bone. Yes, the nephew is back again, laying in
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: the cut. That would be December, Tommy T's December eight nineteenth.
• 51:54
  Speaker 13: That's Oakland, California. And then December fifteen, sixteen seventeen. Never
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: been there before, Washington. That's called Nate Jackson's Super Funny
• 52:04
  Speaker 13: Comedy Club. That boy smart, he put his whole name
• 52:06
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, nephew. Subject. My husband has an emergency phone.
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  Speaker 7: Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 12: My husband went tailgating with his boys last weekend, and
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  Speaker 12: he said they ended up up in a stampede after
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  Speaker 12: two rival fraternities got into a fight. He said he
• 54:05
  Speaker 12: lost his phone and got separated from his boys. And
• 54:08
  Speaker 12: I wish I could repeat this very long and colorful
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  Speaker 12: story for you guys, but I'll summarize what happened. He
• 54:15
  Speaker 12: had to text me to come get him because ride
• 54:17
  Speaker 12: share companies will not go to the stadium. I got
• 54:20
  Speaker 12: the text and I ignored it because it was a
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  Speaker 12: number I didn't recognize. I got another text, so I
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: texted back to see who it was. It was my husband,
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  Speaker 12: and I asked him why he didn't call me. He
• 54:33
  Speaker 12: claimed that the phone was about to die. I picked
• 54:36
  Speaker 12: him up and he was really pretty. He was pretty
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  Speaker 12: banged up, like he was really caught in a battle.
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  Speaker 1: Of some kind.
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  Speaker 12: I asked him whose phone he used, and he said
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: it's his phone. I asked to see the phone. I
• 54:49
  Speaker 12: asked him to see the phone, and I checked it
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  Speaker 12: right in front of him. The phone was not about
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  Speaker 12: to die like he told me. I searched the call
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  Speaker 12: log and it was blank. There weren't any text messages
• 55:00
  Speaker 12: in the phone either. I called my phone from the
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  Speaker 12: new phone, and the number head of my AARI Miami
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  Speaker 12: area code. My husband and I argued about this phone
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  Speaker 12: into the wee hours of the morning, and he said
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  Speaker 12: he got it in case of emergency, and I should
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  Speaker 12: be glad he had it since he was in an emergency.
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  Speaker 12: If my husband is so worried about emergencies, why didn't
• 55:20
  Speaker 12: he get me an extra phone. I don't understand why
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  Speaker 12: he's acting like it's no big deal. I called my
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  Speaker 12: girlfriend to see if she heard anything about a fight
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  Speaker 12: at the game, and she said she didn't. I took
• 55:32
  Speaker 12: the phone from my husband and it hasn't wrung. He
• 55:35
  Speaker 12: must have told his mistress not to call. Why else
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  Speaker 12: would he need another phone. I understand your suspicions completely.
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  Speaker 12: I get it he was acting weird. The story didn't
• 55:47
  Speaker 12: line up to you. You know you said it was
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  Speaker 12: long and colorful. You gave us the edited version. A
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  Speaker 12: stampede at a at a tailgate party. These are grown
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  Speaker 12: men fraternity right, as you say. Again, grown men in
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: a tailgate fight. Really, I don't know. If they were
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  Speaker 12: still in college, maybe I could believe it. But this
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  Speaker 12: story that your husband had a fight and lost his phone,
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  Speaker 12: it does sound a little suspect, a little crazy. The
• 56:14
  Speaker 12: phone was not about to die, like he said when
• 56:18
  Speaker 12: you got it. Your girl, when you called her, said
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  Speaker 12: she hadn't heard anything about a fight. And I think
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  Speaker 12: if this fight had been as big as as your
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  Speaker 12: husband said, it was a stampede, someone would have heard
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  Speaker 12: something about this. I mean, it would have been all
• 56:34
  Speaker 12: over the place a stampede. So I don't know who
• 56:37
  Speaker 12: your husband thinks he's kidding, but this his story doesn't
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: make any sense.
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  Speaker 7: You have a right to be suspicious, Steve Well bro.
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  Speaker 6: See, fellas, when y'all do certain things, and you know
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  Speaker 6: i'd be trying to help you, for damn dog. You
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: gotta give me something to work with. Y'all got to stop, y'all,
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: y'all gotta get your lies better. Y'all gotta do better.
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  Speaker 6: I can't, you know, as your boy.
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  Speaker 5: I can't yet. I can't back you or support you
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  Speaker 5: if your story is so outlandish. I can't pick up
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  Speaker 5: on none of the details. My damn set.
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  Speaker 6: My husband went to tailgateing with his boys. Now, this
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: was when you go tailgating. That's usually either at a
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: college game, which I'm assuming y'all pass that. Now, so
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming this was a pro game, or you went
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  Speaker 6: back to the college at your alma mater or something.
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  Speaker 5: So either way, y'all seem to be older.
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  Speaker 1: He said.
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  Speaker 5: They ended up in a stampede after two rival fraternities
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  Speaker 5: got into a fight. Now, dog that.
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  Speaker 6: Dog, listen to me. I'm sixty six years old. I'm
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  Speaker 6: in a fraternity. We don't have Omega does not have
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  Speaker 6: a rival fraternity. We ain't against the Alphas, weaning against
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: the eyeholdas, weaning against the Sigmas, and weaning against the Noops.
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  Speaker 6: We're just not We're not against them. We don't have rival.
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  Speaker 6: We ain't got no rival frat we battling with. Now
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  Speaker 6: this stampede that happened, that is crazy, bro, What what what?
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  Speaker 6: What frat stampede?
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  Speaker 5: See right there, y'all got two rival fraternities got into
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  Speaker 5: a frast What rival frats?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? He said he lost his phone and got separated
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  Speaker 5: from his boys. What the hold of dog?
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  Speaker 6: I lost all my dudes, Dog, I lost all my dudes. Dog,
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  Speaker 6: ain't none of my dudes check it for me? In
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: a stampede?
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  Speaker 12: What?
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  Speaker 9: Dog?
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  Speaker 6: And then she say, I wish I could repeat this
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: very long, colorful story for you guys, but I summarized
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: for that. He had to text me to come get
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: him because rideshare companies don't go to the stadium. I
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: got the text, I ignored it because it was a
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: numbody and recognized I got another text. Finally, it was him,
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  Speaker 6: and I asked why he didn't call me. He claimed
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: that the phone was about to die. I picked him up.
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  Speaker 6: He was pretty banged up, like he was really caught
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  Speaker 6: in a battle of some kind. That's the line we're
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: gonna focus on when we come back. He was really
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: banged up, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Like he was caught in a battle of some kind.
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  Speaker 12: All right, Hang on, Steve, hang on to that thought.
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  Speaker 12: We'll have part two of your response coming up. At
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  Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry letter, subject
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  Speaker 12: my husband has an emergency phone.
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  Speaker 7: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 7: morning show.
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  Speaker 1: This is stressing you out.
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  Speaker 8: I know you want to help him out, save his fraternity.
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  Speaker 6: This dude man and he done told one that I
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  Speaker 6: can't really work him through, and I've been trying.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be able to help dog with this one,
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  Speaker 5: all right.
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  Speaker 6: This man goes out with his boys for the weekend
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  Speaker 6: and they to a tailgate, and he said that they
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  Speaker 6: ended up in a stampede after two rival fraternities got
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  Speaker 6: into a fight.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I was talking with Tommy off the air. I
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  Speaker 5: guess in the course of college two frats have gotten
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  Speaker 5: in a fight before, but that's not a standard issue
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  Speaker 5: for frats.
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  Speaker 6: We talked trash with each other, but we never had rivalry.
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  Speaker 6: So if that's something new that then started popping off,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not familiar with it. I don't participate like that anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Hit the part though.
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  Speaker 5: Skip the two.
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  Speaker 6: Rival fraternities they got into the fight. It's they ended
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  Speaker 6: up in the stampede that's throwing me. The rushing of
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: running trampling people. He said he lost his phone and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: he got separated from his boys.
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  Speaker 5: Mmm, I can't find none of my dudes, man, all,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: none of my dudes find me. We just ain't. No,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: they can't down see me, no, damn quick.
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  Speaker 6: So now he had to text his wife to come
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: get him because rideshare companies won't go to the stadium.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: I got the text because it was degnored it because
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: his number machine't recognized, and she got another text, so
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: she text back.
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  Speaker 5: See who it was?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: It was my husband. I asked why he didn't call me.
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  Speaker 6: He said the phone was about to die. So I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: picked him up.
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  Speaker 5: Here here we go. He was pretty banged up, like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: he was really caught in a battle of some kind.
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  Speaker 13: Man.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: So you don't really went somewhere and toyo shirt. You
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: done toyo shirt and slapped yourself hard a couple of times.
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  Speaker 7: He did it to himself. That's what you're thinking.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: See he had to do this to himself because see
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: what happened, was he done, got somewhere, and somebody else
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: is involved, and he can't let you know who involved.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: My phone fell out my pants when they was down
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: around my ankles and fell up under the sofa in
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: the r V.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: That wouldn't mind.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: So now I come out. I can't find my phone.
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  Speaker 6: The game over, my boys left because I was there
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: with this girl. So my dudes left.
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  Speaker 5: Now that's why I got to explain I can't find him,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: and now I got to slap myself and tear my
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: shirt and create this whole fraternity fight stampede because I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: was somewhere with this girl.
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  Speaker 6: And when it was over with, my boys had booked
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: because they didn't hear from me because I left my
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: phone in that room or that trailer, and I know
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: what happened to him. So anyway, she picked him up.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: I asked him whose phone he used.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: He said it was his.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: I asked him to see the phone, and I checked
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: it right in front of him. The phone was not
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: about to die, like he told me. I searched the
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: call log and it was blank. Good move, though there
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: weren't any Texas on the phone either. Good move because
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: now we can stay working clean. I called my phone
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: from the new phone and the number had of Miami
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: area code. My husband and I argued about this phone
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: into the wee hours of the morning. He said he
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: got it in case of emergency, and I should be
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: glad he had it because he was in the new
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: emergency if my husband so worried about the emergency, why
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: he give me a phone?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: See right there on?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: But I had any emergency, and and well, why ain't
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: know all the numbers in here? Because I ain't never
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: had no emergency until.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: Now erased them.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 12: Honey, No, he.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Didn't erase them. He ain't never used it because he's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: never had the emergency with prous.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: This is an emergency phone. We just had to stampede
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: today's ship.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: Today. So why didn't he give me an extra phone?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: Because you don't. You don't go to.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: Tailgates, you don't have emergency. I don't understand why he's
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: acting like it's no big deal. I called my girlfriend
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: to see if she's heard anything about the fight at
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: the game, and she said she didn't.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: See dog.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: See dog, Now wasn't no fight. She listened to me,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: because listen to me. When you tell a lie, you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: have to make a lie that you can verify, and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: you have to include your dudes in the lie. You
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: had nobody to collaborate. She called her girl, who everything
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: to help you out at all. So he man, Let
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: me show you how this would have happened if she'd
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: have called one of his friends and said, was there
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: a fight at the game or something? He said, yeah,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: because I would have just said a fight at the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: he got a little wild up in there. Yeah, she said,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: was it a stampede?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Cool man? It was wild. It was so crazy.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: You know, I know you're not you're not really lying,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: but you're not telling.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: You're not trying to help, because I ain't got no
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: details right anyway, vague. I took the phone from my
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: husband and it hasn't run. He must have told his
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: mistress not to call. Why else would he need another phone? Lady,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: The phone ain't rained because it's in the emergency phone,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: and he ain't had no emergency. He ain't gave the
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: phone and nobody it ain't no mysteries. The part that
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: got to lie in trouble was the fraternity fight and stampede.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: Think it's that it would have been on the damn news.
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  Speaker 7: now for Junior and sports talk what you got, Junior.
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  Speaker 8: This is the most born World Series I've ever watched
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  Speaker 8: in my life.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: And hopefully woycause I was born because Houston, Houston.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 13: Ain't in it.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: On top of that, Texas Rangers lead the series three
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: to one. Did you know know that.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Playing baseball where I'm at.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: Trust me, I'm just saying it's gonna be.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 10: It could be over tonight because you know Game five,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 10: Dan Arizona. It just ain't nothing exciting about this just
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: it's the lowest rated World series. Ain't nobody watching this?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 10: Let me give you how many viewers? Some point five
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 10: men who were at right now.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: That's not like a lot.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: Okay, more people, more people tuning in, more people tuning
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 10: in to watch Judge Steve didn't damn word.
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  Speaker 5: You better know it, you kid.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 10: More people say Fanny Field didn't work. Serious, that's what
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: we are should Okay, So that's it. But you know,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: James Hard got traded gone.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: To the Clippers. Wow, oha, man, he just keep working
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: himself out of the cities. Well he's from l a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: O and he from Cali originally.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, originally so so so does that reunite him with
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: west Brookes?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: All of that you know what, it don't matter. He
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 8: just know how to get out. That's all he knows
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: how to do.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: He didn't miss the sports. Is Westbrook with the Clippers
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: is what he had?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but what point is this? James Hard just know
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: to get out because he left Houston. That's why I'm mad.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: I don't care where you at.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Jesus, You're gonna have to stay neutral with these sports.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: You're gonna have to learn. You gonna you some sports etiquette.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: We asked you this, James Hard and reunite with the Clippers.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: Right now, we ain't there.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: He had your little personal comments on sports. We're gonna
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: take you out of sports because she's too personal for
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: I'm fine with that. But everybody keep leaving me. We
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: ain't in the world.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Seriously, anybody left you. You on the radio every day
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: supposed to be doing sports.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not personal for.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: Did he not leave the Rockets, Yeah, he left rock.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: Personal, he left Brook. He left. I mean, don't don't
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: take a problem.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 12: We don't.
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  Speaker 1: Say where he has to stay here.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: He wants ago, But Steve is gonna get another phone call.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: That's That's what I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 10: One thing show, get the get let's get the phone
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: call going, let's get it going in.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: And then follow your homes and quit acting like we
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: ir you are.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: All right, look we gotta go type of comment.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: Right again at the top of the hour, coming up.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 12: A woman was in bed with her special friend and
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 12: her husband will sleep on the couch.
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  Speaker 7: We'll talk about it right after this.
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  Speaker 5: Ever since your hairline, Junior, you've changed right there.
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  Speaker 7: See that you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so Steve.
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  Speaker 12: This one is from Alma and Atlantic City. Alma says,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 12: I've been married for fourteen years and my husband moved
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 12: out two years ago. I've moved on and and I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 12: have a special friend that spends the night at my house.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 12: Sometimes my husband still has access to the house. And
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 12: when I woke up Saturday morning, my husband was asleep
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 12: on the couch. I woke my special friend up and
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 12: told him my husband was on the couch. He rolled
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 12: over and went back to sleep.
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  Speaker 7: So I had to beg my husband to leave.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: I told my special friend that no matter what, he
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 12: has to always respect my husband.
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  Speaker 7: Am I right or wrong?
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy?
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  Speaker 6: I don't understand at all. Yeah, if I know your husband,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: then came in his house downstairs. I'm so wide awake
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: at this point. Yeah, he rolled over, he rolled over
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  Speaker 6: to sleep.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 12: But yeah, they have a crazy marriage. I mean the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 12: husband left, she said, moved out, moved out two years ago,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 12: but he still has access.
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  Speaker 6: It's hard for her to say to her, your friend,
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  Speaker 6: you have to respect my husband when you don't.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Do something.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: But no, regardless, you're not respecting him. You sleeping with
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: who you want to sleep with. He got a key downstairs,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: but you still upstairs with your special friend in bed
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: and your husband downstairs on the couch.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Ain't no respect going on nowhere.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: So it's harf anybody to demand respect in this relationship
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: when ain't nobody passing it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 13: Out to nobody. Don't wake me up no more about this, okay,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 13: don't wake me up.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Right, It was for him to move out two years ago.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: He moved out, but he still got access to the house,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: and she moved on. But this dude that rolled back
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: over went to sleep and in this house. That can't
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: help though. I can't tell you how all the alert
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: alarms is off in my body?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Well is my draw?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: He probably negative?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you roll over and just snuggle in No, No,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: go ahead, all.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 12: Right, we have time for one more Steve. This is
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 12: from Trinity and Montgomery. Trinity says, my yard man is
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 12: very old, and I always check on him because I'm
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 12: afraid he might pass out in the heat. He asked
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 12: if he could come in because he felt lightheaded. I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 12: went to get him some water, and I came back
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 12: in the hallway and he was in his underwing.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: He was hot.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 12: I hate to stop using him because of this, but
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 12: I'm very concerned. Was he really hot or was he
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 12: trying to hit on me? Which one?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 8: You go get water?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: He's trying to hit on you. Hell yeah, stand up
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: standing there with them old ass draw down too. They
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: missed the new taps by Tommy John. He's sitting up
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: there in them boxes.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Boxes, them them boxes with them ducks on its, standing
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: up in there, ol his hell. He ain't got no
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: lotion on him. He just stand up in there.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: He ain't got no real good muscle tone left on him.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: He just but then but then he he didn't get
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: the reaction he wanted from you. So now he don't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: know what to do. You gotta go in there.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: And Friday clothes was not well, thank you for the water.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: That's how going back in here and get dressed. Now,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: Oh it might you know, look over when you look
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: over here kind of you know, get some feeling for me.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: So I see that they ain't moved you like I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: had done playing for So i'm'll go and put the
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: clotheck on, get on out here on.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just beyond said, I see you Nick.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 12: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 12: more of the crazy Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: You ain't noth not do for you for what you're
• 1:14:30
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• 1:14:35
  Speaker 12: X NBA player Joe Smith found out that his longtime
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 12: partner Keisha shaves Or Chavez has an only fans account.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 12: She is a former adult film actress, so there were
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 12: tons of comments that said Smith should not have been
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 12: surprised when he discovered her explicit OnlyFans account. Shavz and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 12: Smith went back and forth about the only fans account
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 12: on a live Instagram and she eventually told him I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 12: did what I had to do. You knew who I
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 12: was when you met me? Wow, yeah here anyway, well, yeah,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 12: former adult film actress.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, we adult film actors, that's poor.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, the.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Scenes in that ain't no lines, The ain't no plot.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Even if you mess up your line, we don't care
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: anybody world cut. Can you say it with more emotion?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: Well? Anyway, Wow, he was he was upset though he
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: was mad the argument. I thought, Yeah, well, so did
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: he know or did he not know? Because she says
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: he didn't.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: Adult film actress Yes, and she has about the basketball player. Hey,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: can somebody send that to me? I mean, but she
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 6: ain't getting on Emmy or nothing. I ain't at the house.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: Maybe they'll work it out all right.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 12: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we're
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 12: going to play a round of would you rather?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Right after this you're listening hard Morning Show, it is
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: time for another round of would you rather?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 12: Would you rather old westerns or old black and white movies?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: Which ones?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: I gotta go with black and white movies. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: I love it. Oh yeah, I want the westerns. Woof yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: my daddy man Wolf old black men love Westerns. To
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: kill a mocking bird?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 7: Oh man, Gregory pact At, that's right, that's right.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: Uh, what's what's what's that on?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Mama?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: Mama?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: What's what's the name of this?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: Come on for he go down this whole listen, Okay,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: don't nobody know what here. I'm on here all day.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: All right, I said, don't do it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: You don't. You don't talk to me like that, My mama,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: You go through that whole this the stuff. Don't nobody
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: know but him? All right?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 12: Would you rather green bean casserole or sweet potato soup?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Flea ain't neither one of them real black, you know?
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 7: Okay, but you gotta ta that's one with the marshmallow.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: No caro, mean what do that mean? What it means?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: Stuff in the bowl that's unrecognizable?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 7: Put everything in one pan?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: Christmas dinner or would you rather think giving dinner? Thanksgiving dog?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Thanksgiving given is the one? Christmas is the same thing.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I like.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 12: Would you rather go to the super Bowl or would
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 12: you rather go to the NBA All Star Game?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: Bo mh.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl is safer. Some always pop off at the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: All Star Dog. I'm talking about it. I'm doing nothing nothing,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: Mean at the game. And I'd rather go to the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: super Bowl. The stuff around the super Bowl dope, it's dope.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: The All Star Game is.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: Too much happening and that your usher halftime.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: Boy, let me tell you something I have.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: Yes he is, Yes he is.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: Let's go, man, it's bakers Man. Let's go. Can you
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: get his tickets on? Come on?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 13: We went a round with you super bowls. Oh no, no, no,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 13: you won't take us. You just picked the super Bowl
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 13: over NBA.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: Night sweet and y'all said, y'all like the NBA better,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: So don't go to the NBA. I said, I don't
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: want it to go to the super Bowl.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: So selfish with your liberty.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: With a status.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: Hey, Junior, all right, that's today.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 12: Rather, we'll be back with the closing remarks at forty
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 12: nine minutes after the hour.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: Right, you're listening, Morning show. Here we are, guys, our
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: last break of the day on this Wednesday hump day.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 12: It's been a good day. First day of November, day
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 12: after Halloween hump. I told you Christmas was tomorrow. You
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 12: didn't listen.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: I told you how many day tomorrow, Shirley.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: They ever got to come for Shirley. You just got Halloween. Stop,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: you've got to Thanksgiving.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: Yet.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: You see how fast it's going though, don't you? That
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: is my point?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: You know you wanted them people that just I just
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: you can't you know when you be trying to talk
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: to somebody and they just gonna have it their way.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: I told you all, Christmas is tomorrow, the day after Halloween.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: Already we ain't even have Thanksgiving shirt.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 12: I know, but you think I don't know that though
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 12: I know that. I'm just saying the world is moving fast.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 12: It's going fast, That's all I'm saying.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 13: Time ain't changed, it's moving like its normally moves.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: It's going fast.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: What are you talking about, well, anyway, say the year?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 8: Anyway?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: They know what I'm trying to exactly.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: What enjoy your life. You're enjoying your life and you
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: have goals, then time moves rather quickly. If you're not
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: enjoying your life and you have no goals.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: It's dragging, yeah, because it's slow.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: So surely you must be really on a lot of goals.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: What are some of your goals for the upcoming year?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: Some of my goals for the I haven't made any
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 7: goals for my.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: Up for the finality, what about it?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 12: Oh, just to make sure my health is okay. Just
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 12: make sure I'm still very healthy. Make sure I get
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 12: all my exams before the year is out. All of
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 12: that I'm really concentrating on my health, doing my walking,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 12: all of that for me right now, because I'm getting older.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm getting older and I want to make
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 7: sure I'm good health wise.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Well, my goals are the same health number one right
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: after that? Thatck right, well, that that's tied to me
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: taking care of everybody respons So I found out that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: you do need some means in.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: Order to take care of people. You don't have to
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 6: be rich, but you want to be able to take
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: care of your responsibilities. And you don't have to be rich.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: You rich will not make you happy.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: It'll help though.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: Only rich people say that.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: You do realize that, but I'm telling you because.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: People say that, don't it don't make you a lot
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: of people who have money, yeah, not doing well at all.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: But I do understand the desire to want to see Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: I was talking publicly. One guy said he I'm just
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: gonna tell y'all right now, having money comes with a
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: series of unrelated problems, unforeseen problems. Having money creates a
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: lot of stuff that you can't foresee and you don't
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: want to happen.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: Brother, holler it out. Let's trade.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 12: That.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: Brother said, that's how we all feel.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: Exactly, like, what do you think what do you think
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: is a misconception about money?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: How many people are taken camp?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: Like, how many employees? I have employees and family. Those
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: are my responsibility and my foundation. So when I look
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: at total number of employees, I have seventy six Okay,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: seventy six employees. That's not y'all, y'all, not my employees,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: but seventy six people.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: That's a lot.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. It's a lot.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean that's not for I know people
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: with way more.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: We oh yeah, the own corporations.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: Well, I got a partner has eight hundred employees. Yeah, yeah, wow,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: eight hundred. He's responsible for a lot.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: He struggled with the people.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 12: But do you ever think you'll slow down, Steve, you know,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 12: because you still do a lot of stuff.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you're healthy and everything.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: I can't see myself not working because I don't know
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 6: what I would do, because my work is it's taught
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 6: and starting to turn more and more into my purpose
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: so that the real part is good.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: I've got that done, unlock.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm working on the purpose part of my life,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: and the purpose part of my life has my life's
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: work to be done to change the lives globally.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Of young people of beautiful I'm.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: So committed to these young people and children that I'm
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: thinking of doing something on a global scale that I
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: can take the underprivileged in the United States and expose
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: them to the world to teach them early. I wish
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: I knew earlier that I knew that there's something else
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: other than the United States, because I did not know
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: that if I could expose younger people globally earlier, that
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: you can get out of the confines of the United States.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: Because look, no matter how we talk about America, how
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: great of a country it is, is filled with opportunities
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 6: because it is and not a lot of people trying
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: to get there to seek the riches and the opportunities
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: in America just for a basic lifestyle. America still has
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: a series of problems that we've not yet figured out
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: how to solve. And if I can get young people
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: to see outside the boundaries of the United States and
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: open up your mind globally, if you go into business,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: a global business can be better and bigger than a
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: local business. You know, you make more money at opening
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: up a chain of stores than you do a mom
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: in a pop store. So I want to get young
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 6: people exposed to what's happening globally in Africa, in the
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: Middle East. You know that's the mission. So that said, Hey,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: y'all have a great day to day. Listen, talk to
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: God today. Really seriously, I say that as a throwaway,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: but y'all listen to me. Talk to God. Absolutely love
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: to hear from you. He ain't mad, and he ain't
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: heard from you in awhile. And don't let the devil
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: fool you like that. Go talk to God, be happy
• 1:26:07
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