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No Latency: Side Quest - "Racing for Joy" Pt.3 · No Latency

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Last time on no latency sciquest.
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Here's the plan on my signal lineups that we take out three
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people immediately. So we don't go in guns
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a-blazing. We just go in swinging.
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That's a swimming. Jeb has this race.
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Can't even invite me to it. What a dick.
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Mr. Jab this the jab is the time is a plan B time.
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All those planes gone to shit. Hey Doc, couldn't see that
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address real quick go. Hey, this looks exactly like the
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warehouse you're supposed to jump, jump.
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I feel like I should Go with you to the warehouse, okay?
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So you're telling me that this sick, son of a bitch adding is
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Cape enjoy in the wire house that's set to explode and we
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jump over it. Yeah, really messed up.
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Now that you say it that way. Oh, he was never gonna let her
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free and son of a bitch was just gonna kill her anyway.
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That's good. What's that?
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Doug, beach ball. Now this, here's the AI.
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Wow. That's yep.
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Now nine list this yeah this nice Maya.
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This nice man's gonna put now this nice man.
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It's names. His name's to them and he's
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going to fit you inside of my bike.
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I'm just gonna put the pork on top here.
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Plug-in on top. Yeah, but Do you know like
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metaphorically is consciousness be inside the bag, right?
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I mean so of this is sort of like a tandem thing.
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It just plugs into the tech in your bike and is able to control
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it. I will that's relief.
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Well he's the connection to the today to the SI or AI is
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mechanical the moment you touch those handlebars.
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I'm it disengages from the AI, it's a safety feature.
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A bit like the testers in the 21st century.
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Well, listen, I know you're good.
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You're you're gonna have control of my back.
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Reels. Yeah no I need you to look me
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right in the eye balls. I don't got one.
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Each one individually. Now just look at the rat one.
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Okay. Okay.
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It's pretty. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
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no. You have to understand that if
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you so much, is put a scratch on my back.
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No, no no 9. Yes.
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You understand code, right? Well, if you get a scratch on my
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back them, I'm a decommission you.
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I'm gonna delete your Consciousness from existence.
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Is that clear? Is that code, compiles?
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Flea bite, bite bite. It's a good point.
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All right. Well, if you are only allowed to
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scratch my back, if it saves my last or another, one of our
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friends laughs Good friend to tuna.
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Yes. And then he leaned and then Jeb
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leans in. No he's not he's not friends.
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That's it. No, no, he's playing.
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He's great with you hear me sort of gingerly picks up the auto
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drivers is install it. All right, then using a
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screwdriver or for a dog. I see where your friendships.
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My lovely. God damn it, man.
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Swear to God. Just listen, just take good care
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of her. All right, that's all.
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Yeah, we're doing the job kid. Have you already figured that
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out? Yeah, you told me on the ride?
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Yeah. But is it all like all the
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maths? All good.
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I'm making a little sack. It's pretty simple.
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I used to run an entire facility.
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Cancel words, nine. Both of our lives are in your
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hand. Well, well, and I plug them in
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and you grab him like a big beach ball and you just shove
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him onto this. And he goes, right, and the
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Vikes lights or change the same color as nines.
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I Has he forgotten about that? I forgot about it.
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It's just expansive and I haven't had to use it yet?
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Yeah. Well I'll refill the nurse and
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you've got enough jump-jet. Boost for two jumps.
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No more. Don't try and do it their job.
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It will explode. All right node.
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All right. Don't get cool with an AI as
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well because you know, they're illegal.
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Yeah, yeah. Listen right now, you under no
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circumstances, even if it would save somebody's life, you are
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not allowed to use that horn. Christ.
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And Jeb heads out to the beginning of this race that he
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never agreed to never. Meanwhile, retro and V whoever
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now abbreviated to just V. I like it.
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It's just the name of the main character in the video game as
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well. Oh, yeah.
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Pretty great about that arrived at this abandoned warehouse, at
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the end of the race, and the end of the race.
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The top of this building has been blown out and there's a
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Tramp over the top of it. It seems pretty derelict, it
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doesn't look like there's anyone there.
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But your arrived outside all the same.
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This is your only lead. All right.
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How are we going to do this? I mean, I don't know how many
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people might be in there and it's just two of us now.
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Yeah, we're in the same boat here.
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Well, I mean we can take a look around see where our points of
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Entry or at and yeah, I guess. So what's will will do an ocular
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pat-down on the building raw perception?
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I to look around and 17 and 18. Very good.
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YouTube, very good. All right.
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See you a stain that this building used to be a secure
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Warehouse. So the front door is the only
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entrance and all of the products would have been in fireproof
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casing. The only people who would ever
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got hurt in the event of a fire. Are people not products.
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This means that the front door is open, but the door inside of
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that. Is probably locked.
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You've seen this kind of Warehouse many times they're
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designed again to save the products and not people.
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Yep. Sounds like corpo Ingenuity
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there. Yeah, well, this is our only
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point of entry then it's yes, we have no choice.
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Then, let's see what we can do inside.
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You just going to walk in through the door.
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Yeah, we did. Well, we didn't see any of the
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security outside, for sure. Yeah.
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Yeah. There's no security outside.
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Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
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You doing anything as you open that door.
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Yeah, I'm definitely checking the hinges along that to see if
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there's any kind of trip wire, whether it's physical or laser,
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excellent. Yeah, roll something.
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Are you honestly think perceptions probably the best
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1020? It's beautiful.
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Excellent. Yes.
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As you open the door? You notice no traps around the
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door. It's actually a little off, its
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hinges. What you do notice with your 20
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though is it right across from the door is a piece of glass and
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on the other side of the glass has a desk and a computer and a
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chair. And in the distance, you can see
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one guard walking away from the glass and turning a corner.
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Hmm. All right, we gotta be very
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careful. Definitely got people inside
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here aside from Joy. Maybe we can time it so when
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they're not really looking, we can sneak in and see if there's
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something else in there. Well, we gotta definitely low
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getting past this. Yeah, glass, there's no one
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there right now. So, will she go over the next
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door real quick? Okay, this is a nice simple dv2
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stealth in My sister thin. I'm going to use some luck for
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this one. So nice.
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Good choice. Where is my stealth know if I
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have any skill. Okay, so I'm going to do two
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points of luck. So I'll add plus 2 to this role.
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Very good, very good. Yes, you both wrote a 16 I'm
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just you get a bonus for that as you walk around the room.
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One of the vending machines actually has something in it in
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the tray in front and there's just a A medkit sitting there.
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Yeah, I gotta grab that then unless you want a video on it, I
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have plenty of medkits. So if you want to grab one, I
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have plenty of a big wig over here.
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I'm bit of a klepto. So, yeah, I'll just snatch that
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putting my picture me, no back back, turn into a Tetris piece
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and fit inside. Okay.
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And as you get up to the door, it is locked normally.
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You would get buzzed into this room.
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You see the buzz lock on the wall.
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So it's electronic lock, then. Yes, I'm a hack.
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It do your Tech thing, my dude. That's a, that's a great 32.
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Wow. Great 32.
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Basic Tech. Well done.
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Yes, you managed to manipulate the magnet and it opens silently
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because you rolled a 32 and the door swings open and then smacks
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against a big sack that just had some soft stuff in it.
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And the door is silent and you also rolled high enough with
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that silence to see another guard just pass between two
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shelves. On your right hand side.
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Oh man. Okay, so potentially there's two
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cards. Well, based off just around the
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corner, your two shelves. That way.
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Another one near those two shelves in front of us.
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So I know that I went down the middle of them so we should
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possibly go around as far as we can to the back end here.
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Yeah, maybe we just won't run to the wall and try to kind of of
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sneak around them, maybe they don't work.
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Yeah, and with that. Okay, okay, I'm gonna follow
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you. Okay.
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All right. Roll stealth.
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I'm using two luck points on this one.
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Oh no. I will remind you.
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You do have inspiration. I was about to say, I'm going to
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use my inspiration, she wrote a grant to fail now and so on a
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Stealth Pro it's good to get rid of it.
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Now before the main choice, yeah, right 21 on stealth.
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Yes, your re-roll saved your bacon.
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Also the TV you managed to roll a crit. 28 on stealth.
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Whoo. So you both with your crit role
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you both managed to scoot past the opening where you're fairly
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certain the guard would have seen you but luck would have it.
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It's almost like you rolled a crypt luck would have it.
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Yes. Because you used your luck?
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At least one of you did that. Actually that guard, which you
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couldn't see is just bend down to tie, their shoelaces So
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they're actually right there the other side of a shelf and
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there's lots of boxes in the Shell.
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So he can't see you. You can see him just between the
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cracks of the different objects on the Shelf, but he's not
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paying attention because his shoelaces are untied.
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It could just jump on good, but I have a sneaking feeling this
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more than one right now, you're probably right.
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Okay, okay. Let's let's let's try to move
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along the perimeter here. Maybe we can get a better.
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Our idea of how many are here and I like that plan.
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Yeah. I'm going to say the stealth
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roles. You have give you enough
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movement that you can move to the other side of a building
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along this wall. Yeah.
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So we'll just keep hitting all this, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, I'm just as you get to the very end of the building walking
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along the Shelf very quietly. There is no one in the back
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corner. If it is just this one guy, I'm
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gonna like peer down the shelf and see if where they are now if
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I still tying their shoes if they turned around and maybe we
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can move forward, the guy I'm Gonna Roll for this.
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He I rolled a 2, he is staring at one of the boxes trying to
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work out what's in it because they will have codes and stuff.
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But it's all dusty and abandoned Tech and he's trying to work out
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but worth something. You getting a board guard on
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patrol, Vibe now's our chance and I'm just like, I'm like,
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let's run and I will not run, but let's go castle of saying
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stuff about robotics. Yeah, let's Scooby-Doo over to
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the door. All right?
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You get over to the door. And it is unlocked crap.
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Well, my experience tells me. That this door is probably going
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to be more than just one person in here.
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Should we just should we just go in with our weapons?
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And like, we're ready to go? Yeah, I have an idea.
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I'm going to use my tool hand. Is there a Gap underneath the
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door? Yes, I'm going to use my tool
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and to extend a small mirror that I use for sometimes getting
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inside of small Banks, nice underneath and see if I can
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mirror inside to see if there's anything I can look.
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I love that recreative, I like that.
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Do you get your inspiration back?
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I love that. It's very simple.
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To say as long as you don't quit fail on a perception, check that
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you get that seems fair. It's very, very creepy.
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So I'm going to reward that fucking 21 on perception.
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Fuck you Jim. But so don't get mad at me
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because you didn't. I'm not gonna give you the last
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couple times. Do you find a friend?
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So as you look under the door, you can see a very specific
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amount of space because of how thick the doorway is.
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And on the right there is this big set of shelves with more
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boxes on it. And you can see that there's a
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light on behind it, something on the other side of their directly
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in front of the door though, standing in the only opening to
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the rest of the room is a really, really big dude.
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A big, big dude. Lot of augments looks mean as
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anything. There's a really, really big
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dude with a lot of arguments on after the side of this door.
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Great. I really don't want to fight
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anymore, people, I mean We don't have to fight, we don't have to
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Kill Ya. Nice that they're supposed to be
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in here. They're kind of already signed
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their death warrant so I guess you're right.
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Is there anything on the just view would be glancing around
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and looking at the shelves, what is on these shelves?
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Is there anything that they're storing in here?
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That looks good? Interception.
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Okay. Oh, that's Accra Phil, not good.
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It's an 11. It's not, I mean it is a crit
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fail but it's an 11. You don't notice a lot.
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The one thing you do notice and you should relay this to Retro
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all the boxes have the same shitted.
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That's all. You know, you recognize the code
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is just derivative of each one, which means they're just
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sequentially. All from the same shit.
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So, I don't do. You wonder about your what they
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could possibly be storing in here by the way because all
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these boxes just look like they have the same the same shit and
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mm-hmm. Yeah, let's let's crack One
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open. Quietly.
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All right, open it. Turn it.
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Think what to use here for 15? That's enough.
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It was a DV 12. Okay?
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As you open the box, it's full of C-4 means that this entire
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Warehouse is full of sinful. Ha, ha ha.
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I mean, that makes sense if it's supposed to Explode.
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I was thinking fireworks, but man game changer.
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Let's go to liquidate the number of jumps over it.
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That but wait, how many crates are in here?
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Yeah, that's what I thought. 22 and how much C4 is in them.
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There are four of the regular pieces that you would buy for
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tuna. Okay, thinking about what I know
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about C4 in real life, it is big explosion.
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If you time the explosion, just right, it'll be behind them in a
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cool way in the race. I mean, that's the idea.
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So this place is just filled with explosives.
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And this guy's not care. They just wanted to blow up with
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this place. Yeah, in the silence.
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You hear that? God talking to himself.
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Told us what's in these boxes? I'm gonna grab the crate, okay,
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and I'm not going to use my hand was going to hold it by lighter
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in the other hand. Okay, I have a plan to distract
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the big guy. I need you to sneak around and
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get past them. Well, I distract him, okay?
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Okay. Now don't be worried but it's
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dangerous as fuck. I won't cry.
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Okay, yep, you're the boss. Okay, let's do this.
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I'm going to burst in the door. Making a big scene hopefully
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inside. Not Doing it for outside.
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And I'm going to have the crate and I'm going to light my
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lighter and I'm going to say I'm about to blow this whole fucking
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thing. And that's this big guy and he
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looks you straight in the eyes, no problem.
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I can do that too. He just pulls a gun out and
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pointed behind the shelving unit motherfucker.
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A little bit of a smaller Applause but still tours and one
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guy gets. We start.
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So you made it motherfucker. I mean, grabs his bike.
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All right. So what you have here, Jeb in
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front of you, are the three main stages of the race.
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You've got, are your initial one.
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Before you on your little screen?
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You can see you've got to do a skid around a really weird turn.
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You got to take a right and then an immediate drift left, it's
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fairly difficult. Then you're gonna go through a
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few of the corporate areas. Left.
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Another left in an array through their districts go.
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And very quickly through traffic.
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And then you've got to jump over and apparently exploding
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Warehouse apparently. Now, just to pull the curtain
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back a bit from now, on with your bike, your bike can roll a
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driving check automatically. It does not roll now, when nines
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installed, if you get nine to drive, nine just has one number
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that they put out. Every time they drive, they
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never fail, but that never create.
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Either, they roll 14 every time, I will guarantee you that at
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least some of the things that you have to do with your bike
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will easily pass with a 40. Whether some will not the
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consequences of not passing those driving checks moves, you
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forward or back in this race line.
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Just mathematically. My drive land vehicle is a 17.
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So the over one intent, I've only ever one in 10 chance?
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Yes, getting anything less that you if you quit fail on that,
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you go backwards regardless of what level you get in this.
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And if you don't drive, you can do something else, right, right.
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Right. Like, if you're driving, you had
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to give up a shot with your gun. If not, you can ride it like a
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horse, so be aware. Are of that.
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You can choose to give up your driving check, rely on nine to
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roll a 14. Hopefully, that's enough.
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And it's not always the first check in each section, guys,
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randomized. By dice.
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I did decide this before now, so I just robbed a bunch of those.
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All right. All right, read before the race
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starts. I want to radio into my buddies.
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So did you guys find Joy yet? Or what, we're just about to
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enter the warehouse. Make it quick, retro work it.
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All right. For what Remy for having the
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love of my life. Kidnapped dance.
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That's great. All right.
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Eddie you son of a bitch. Let's get this over with Yeah.
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Where is she by the way, gentlemen, they's and them's.
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It's time for the race to begin. Music starts and at this block,
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a full-on racing like been set up and you can see classic
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American style. All right key role.
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Oh yeah, you let 9 wrong. I gotta get ahead of it.
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Okay. Drive land vehicle 26s.
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Excellent work. Yes, you move forward while
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driving check. He rolls in 18.
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Not as much as you. You do really well.
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And he is in the same area as you, but behind you.
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And as you come up to this first Bend, you've got to take a very
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quick, right? And then skid left almost half a
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circle so you got us killed. 180 degrees.
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This is going to be tough. If you have any creative ways of
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dealing with this, I would say. So now just years of practice I
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mean, on a motorcycle that's going to be extremely difficult.
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I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tuck in and bring her down.
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Scraping my knees, scraping the pegs.
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No nine. You're just gonna stay for
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Jesus. Are you rather 26?
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Damson. You're all very well for driving
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absence. The one thing I'm good at Are
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you gonna shoot him now, you pull that strap and stealth.
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Yeah, you've got. You've got accomplishments it.
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Just a bit of a goof. So yes, it's fine.
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So as you take this turn you take it again, you do this
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really sweet slide and you have just a moment.
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As you see, Eddie, just slightly behind you guys are in parallel,
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and in this moment of racing Clarity, you have a moment where
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you can do something because you rolled over 25, okay?
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Well here's the thing, the plan currently Okay, is the is the is
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the big jump like right before the it's bright before the
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Finish Line? It is literally the last thing.
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It's the grand finale of the race if they wanted it to be
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big. So that everyone would talk
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about it. He does.
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He look like he like he has a new auto drive on his bike.
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He's got the jump Jets and an SI so he'll probably be able to
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make the jump but it won't be pretty and his bike won't
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survive. Now that he doesn't have the
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proper equipment. He'll probably surviving will
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make as you would have done as well, but your bike would've
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been wrecked forever. This is going to be bad for that
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bike. He's probably not as attached to
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that bike as you are to yours so it's not really an issue.
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Yeah. Um, can you tell me how to trap
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the maid is a trap? Grenade is a raccoon Aid that
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you throw at someone and it tries to find them.
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Yeah. Either to the ground or to
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whatever their home. Okay?
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Yeah. That's, that's, that's why I
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thought, that's what I thought. Um, I'm put, I'm going to throw
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one down behind me. Okay.
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You are moving pretty fast. So it's minus, 20 K, 16.
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Heroes. 22 on evasion, the truck.
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Grenade jumps over him, hits a bystander, and they get Bound To
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The Ground like like Star-Lord. Cool, little thing and got it.
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Just it like pins them to the ground.
28:14
It's come out and shunt into the tarmac on the ground and then
28:18
now pinned to the ground. All right, well, that's what I
28:20
did. Nice, excellent.
28:24
You distract him a little bit, which means he gets - to to this
28:27
roll rolling under what you Did keeping the same Pace, you come
28:32
around this kid corner and now you're headed towards the
28:34
downtown area you have for tight Corners to take, what you gonna
28:39
do. I'm actually going to let Eddie
28:42
pass and what I'm going to do. My first question is, are you
28:47
going to let nine control this moment?
28:49
Or are you going to rock? Yeah, so now is going to take
28:52
over the driving while Jeb takes out both of his heavy pistols
28:58
and aims for The tires of Eddie the trick as he passes.
29:04
Well, well, jab, you've given up control of your bike to an AI.
29:10
You chose well, because this term is a 13 and nine always
29:16
rasa 14. So you take the corner
29:18
effortlessly and you feel nine like just slide a little bit and
29:22
you take the corner. There's a little hop as it goes
29:24
over, just a bit of the sidewalk and in midair, you actually get
29:28
a slightly better shot Because you chose well and you actually
29:32
feel nine like respecting your bike.
29:34
It makes you happy. You were in the air for like
29:42
less than a second. But 29, it was the coolest thing
29:45
ever. I'm doing great, not just a good
29:47
Tire of her. She'll take good care of you.
29:50
But you are letting out in front of you.
29:52
Yes, just a little bit. I'm going to say you're still
29:55
kind of neck. And then II essentially I want I
29:57
want him to pass me so that I have a great shot as he's
30:00
passing right by me. Yeah he rose at 23, he gets past
30:04
you a full step you, let 9 take over.
30:06
So he's now in the lead but you have essentially two major
30:11
actions. Oh that's a crit 33.
30:15
Yeah you hit his tire rolled damage 10 damage but no crits.
30:20
He's back tire bursts and he skids to a halt around here
30:24
lampposts and holds onto it. His back tire is shredded
30:27
completely. And he starts to pull out the
30:30
replacement from the pack and pump it try and getting it all
30:33
over filled as quickly. You pull over fun, fucking kill
30:37
this guy, please. He's pumping is like and I just
30:44
I just say nine, pull us over Now I'm posed driver in you.
30:48
My Dismount kick the kick stand out and just take out the
30:54
Ameritech Maddie the trick doesn't even look at you use one
30:57
pump. He's one hand to pump the pump
30:59
for his tire and he pulls out a little remote goes and he just
31:03
keeps pumping. I wouldn't just do the right.
31:06
It's not that bad. What is that?
31:08
What are you thinking? It, and he flips up the plastic
31:10
cover. I wonder what would happen if I
31:12
push this button, I'm going to I'm going to shoot his and I'm
31:17
going to use as much luck as physically possible, okay?
31:21
If you fuck this up, you know, I know things.
31:23
So I have six. Okay.
31:28
Okay. And what is the DV on this, the
31:31
DVD of shooting a small amount of playing card sized object out
31:35
of Eddie? The tricks hand, while he looks
31:37
directly at you? Yeah, I'm gonna say this is a
31:41
heroic move and according to this chart I have in front of
31:45
me. Uh-huh.
31:46
It is a 21 and 21. Okay, okay, okay.
31:50
I can do that. I can do that.
31:51
I'm using all six of my luck so I get to add 6 to this correct.
31:55
Yep, boy, I was such a stressful here.
32:08
All right, you hit him in the hand, the remote flies in to the
32:11
air and luckily because you Rollin even that doesn't even
32:15
add the 6. I'm oh yeah.
32:17
But you've now burned that harken.
32:18
Yes, absolutely no doubt about that.
32:20
So, you rolled a 27, plus 6 means it was a 33 which actually
32:25
matches your previous shot. Yet, the remote flies out of his
32:28
hand as he finishes. The last pump, it lands on the
32:31
ground and skids across not landing on the button and in
32:35
that moment he jumps on the back of his bike roles at 21 and
32:39
unless you beat that, he speeds away.
32:42
Can I throw my last remaining trap grenade?
32:46
Sure. Okay, he was ready for his tie
32:49
to burst in the middle of a race.
32:50
He's done it before, so he knows how to fill it really quickly.
32:53
You shot the thing out of his hand.
32:55
But you didn't hit his hand because you don't regret.
32:58
So, but he doesn't have the, he doesn't have the Detonator
33:00
anymore. Yeah, but doesn't mean it
33:01
doesn't have a contingency plan. Sure.
33:03
You don't know. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
33:05
Come on, baby. So I have to be at 21 with this.
33:07
You have to be at well, that's impossible.
33:10
No, it's not. I mean, it's I've a one in ten
33:13
chance of a 1 in 10 chance. It's not, it's not, it's not.
33:16
Impossible, right? You could use the other you
33:18
could race him. Well, yeah, but this idea is, is
33:21
not worth taking. You've also, I will say, you've
33:24
now stopped him from being able to detonate it without like
33:27
calling someone and doing a bunch of way, more complicated.
33:30
So I'm hoping back on the bike. I'm I'm now going from blood
33:34
again sick. Nice.
33:36
Alright, the second turn looks a little harder and you roll a 21
33:41
easily catching up with Eddie and your.
33:43
Now, neck and neck, you've got two more turns Let's roll to
33:47
driving checks there real quick Corners.
33:49
All right. Oh, great role really.
33:53
So when you get a quick success, you actually move forward to
33:56
instead of moving forward. Can I get right up next to him
33:58
so I can shoot in the face? Yes.
34:01
Yes, you can. You're now neck and neck with
34:03
him. You're almost about to get
34:04
towards the jump. All right?
34:06
And then I'd, this is why I take out the big Ameritech Magnum.
34:10
Cool. And I say you should have never
34:12
messed with my joy, 24. Yeah, yeah.
34:17
Square in the side of the. What are you shooting at his
34:20
head? Shooting at his head?
34:23
All right, cold shots. Minus twenty eight minus eight
34:26
so that's 16. Yes.
34:29
You hit full damage 23. That's triple six has the
34:34
everliving. Let's go.
34:35
Let's go. Gosh, that is a lot of damage.
34:38
First off, he rolls 9, you hit him in the neck and he tears a
34:43
muscle in his neck and in Blood starts to burn.
34:46
Burst out. He grabs his neck to stop the
34:48
blood from pouring out of his neck and is now riding one
34:50
handed, this is very much harbored his ability to ride and
34:54
he pulls over a little bit. You're still going at speed and
34:57
9 doesn't understand that. So you actually move forward to
34:59
the jump and we cut too retro and BV right in that office
35:06
standing in front of the guy with a gun pointed on the other
35:08
side of the shelves, this coax oven made, so you're prepared To
35:16
die for any the Trek. Sometimes, it's a fun way to go
35:19
out, bad, boys. Like to do with a bang, I'll
35:23
shit. I'll just go ahead.
35:25
So hold on. Does the big guys see me know?
35:29
Okay, I'll just go. Okay, and I will gently go ahead
35:33
and go to make it look like I'm going to gently set it down.
35:37
And as I do, I will then drop to the ground.
35:39
Giving you be a very open shot. Yeah.
35:42
Brilliant. Pull the trigger.
35:43
All right, so, as I see this, I'm going to go ahead Head and
35:47
shoot. See.
35:49
I'm going to add luck to this. So I've used to.
35:52
So I'm going to use, I'm going to use three more look.
35:55
So sad plus 32, this 1111 Yeah, that's great.
36:01
I would like to use my inspiration right now for them
36:04
to re-roll. Okay, I'm going to say, did I
36:08
when you, when you were going to when you were trying to take out
36:10
that guy with the hypospray, did I give you inspiration for that?
36:13
I don't recall, I didn't write anything down.
36:16
Have the, should I know, I know mean that because it was smart.
36:19
I'd, I expected you to use the baseball bat or the gun, and you
36:22
used medical equipment. And that's very like,
36:23
character-based. So, I'm gonna say, you have
36:25
inspiration. If you want to use it, okay?
36:27
Cause you're old, I am going to use that inspiration.
36:30
You get to keep your luck for that.
36:31
Okay. Great.
36:33
Because it's an inspiration role.
36:34
So it carried 14. Plus what was really 17 30?
36:38
That's good 17. Yeah, that's great.
36:40
That's above the 12 yards. It needs to be.
36:42
Yeah, you hit this big muscley, dude, and he didn't expect it
36:47
either, you know, it's a little late.
36:49
I was going to potentially called shot it, but we already.
36:53
Well, I would have missed. Yeah, I would have - yeah.
36:56
Shit. Okay.
36:58
I wrote a 10/10. Damage that is 10 damage.
37:03
You hit him square and he did not expect this and he actually
37:06
lowers his gun that gun has two hits.
37:09
If you want to find out a guy will 12.
37:13
Now I'm not enough. Are you sure?
37:19
Yes, I will say I will say you can use that shot as a
37:22
distraction, to shoot for yourself to shoot for.
37:26
So the Bullet goes off, he's like whoa, he Dodges the bullet
37:29
not paying attention which gives an attack of opportunity if you
37:33
like for retro and his various amounts of perfectly.
37:37
Yeah, well I'm really close. You got a Bonus to the hit.
37:39
Yeah, I'm really close. So yes, you watch the shotgun.
37:42
It is. Sounds good.
37:45
Oh no. Well, you have your inspiration.
37:48
You have an inspiration. You're going to roll that right.
37:51
Okay, because that's a crit fail six, holy shit 22 it's excellent
37:58
role damage damage nice. Yeah you hit him Square in the
38:04
chest. He goes underneath half Health.
38:07
With all the hits. He's taken so far.
38:09
It's a body hit that is 9. He also tears a muscle.
38:13
And this time instead of it tearing it pops and you can, you
38:18
can actually see his foot go limp because a ligament in his
38:22
foot went there and he falls over to the ground and his gun
38:29
goes off the bullet flies through the room and it blows
38:32
through his other foot. Do you have two shots with that
38:41
guy do? Oh shit, I'll just go ahead,
38:47
I'll get up. I'll put the gun right up to his
38:51
head. Okay.
38:59
And you miss boy, but you range 0 to 6 is a DV 13.
39:06
A name shot is minus 8. That's a 16 which means you got
39:09
an egg, which is not enough. I didn't say m shot.
39:11
I said I put it. To his head.
39:13
I call that a name shot yet. Technically that is a
39:17
technically that's you saying I'm aiming at a specific part of
39:20
the body. You miss fair enough, but he is
39:22
on the ground, he is incapacitated.
39:25
And every time he tries to do anything, like if he tries to do
39:28
a melee attack, he has a minus 2 to it and he's really close to
39:31
you. Yeah.
39:32
Well then, with my bonus action. I'm just going to put my boot
39:36
against his head to the ground. Yeah, that's great.
39:41
Sure. Roll Broly.
39:43
I will say this guy's called Mike the muscle and you rolled a
39:48
crit fail 8. You did you wrote it?
39:57
You rolled a 19 and heroes, a Crip fail, not a 8 and you just
40:01
push on his head and Vivi you recognize this noise you hear
40:06
his neck snap you've do for sure.
40:08
He's dead. Oh it's got a retro.
40:12
You skip. Nectar.
40:15
And as you pass by the shelving unit there in the corner
40:20
strapped to the chair in the corner is Joy with this.
40:23
Utter look of fear on her eyes and she's looking at you and
40:26
shaking her head. Over their mouths.
40:35
Yes. Can I see if there's anything
40:37
connected to the tape? So I from that, they are bound
40:40
to the, to the chair with something.
40:42
It's not rope, it looks electric, but there's nothing
40:44
up. But to the tape on their mouth,
40:45
oh no, nothing, no, no, they just shaking their head and you
40:48
can kind of hear them saying, go go, get out of here.
40:51
I'm through the tape. Okay, I'm gonna just rip the
40:53
tape off as hard as I could as fast, sorry.
41:04
Oh, on Joy's arm. Medically attached to their arm
41:09
is a Detonator ticking down. Now the huge area sticking out
41:12
of it. Oh no, no, no.
41:17
Oh no. I don't know how to get that
41:20
out. Oh my God.
41:21
Okay, okay. Okay, okay, I think I can do
41:25
this. I think I can get it out.
41:28
This. Hi, I'm a medical.
41:33
Professional Ivan turn. No, but I, you know, I'm, I can
41:43
do this. I can do this.
41:45
I've never done anything like this before, and I look, too,
41:48
retro kind of nervously. I'm a student trying to get him
41:53
to trauma team. Okay.
41:55
I will say you, too. You have a A berry techie person
41:59
and a very medical person. You can totally work together
42:03
and yeah, and you should I was going to ask, can I help?
42:06
And that's, I would like to on my face proceed, to show how to
42:15
do surgery on an arm roll, basic good, I roll.
42:20
Okay, actually, that's better roll.
42:22
Basic tip because it is a, it is a Detonator.
42:25
So, you roll is 16, that's above the DVD of which is 15, which
42:31
gives Vivi, a plus 2 to this medical procedure.
42:36
All right, all right. Okay, this okay, this is
42:38
helpful. Thank you just just don't move.
42:45
I have a bag. I have a bag on my side.
42:49
It's like a, like, a brown briefcase looking thing, and it
42:52
is a med tech bag. And I took start pulling out
42:55
some of my tools and I go to her arm and try to begin.
43:01
Extracting nice. You can use any kind of medical
43:05
Tech roll. You like it is.
43:08
It is a form of cyber where she hasn't taken any anti-rejection
43:14
drugs. Okay.
43:16
It has been forced upon her very recently, it has not taken yet
43:19
but it is inside parts of their skin.
43:22
I am going to do surgery on this excellent.
43:27
So let's see how I roll. In the rush to sort this out.
43:43
I'm gonna kill Jets girlfriend. Let's get you down, but you did
43:49
roll a crit, fell five, and in the rush, you're new to the
43:53
medical field. You look joy in the eyes and I
43:57
am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
43:59
It's under a living. Right.
44:01
The only way we can do this in enough time.
44:04
It's, if I cut off the arm, I'm so sorry.
44:08
We can find a cyber arms, replace it, okay?
44:13
Just, I just thought, if I kept, this is retro, you're going to
44:20
want to put something in that thing, back in her mouth because
44:23
this is going to be really painful.
44:35
That's not good. I do.
44:39
I technically, did we have a lot of people who are fighting and I
44:47
use one to knock a guy out and I could have been a diaper.
44:53
I don't want to be awake for this, but I guess I kind of have
44:55
to poor choice professed. Okay, you take out your your
45:02
laser scalpel. And in a very Swift motion,
45:05
cauterized the wound and remove their armed with a swift curve
45:08
around. It's actually fairly elegant and
45:10
retro. You're incredibly impressed.
45:12
Oh, all right. Because Vivir, old 22 and you've
45:15
gotta just the perfect point where reattaching a cybertek arm
45:19
will be really good for like Of endings and connection and
45:23
muscle structure. You picked the perfect point.
45:26
You just didn't do the intricate way of just removing it and
45:28
keeping their flesh arm. It has been removed.
45:31
Joy is now freed from the machine which was all connected
45:34
to that piece and you lay the severed arm back on the chair.
45:38
I would like to take a look at that real quick, okay, I would
45:41
like to be able to extract it and retool it to my advantage
45:47
right now. Jeff 17.
45:50
Just yes. You managed to grab a little bit
45:53
of information, but you can't remove it from the flesh.
45:55
So you're only able to grab the core of it so it, but I can be
45:58
able to set it off though, right?
46:00
Yes, you found the frequency but it cannot leave that chair at
46:04
all. Otherwise, it'll go off.
46:05
Can I hack the frequency to use at my own discretion?
46:09
Yes. Okay.
46:10
I have see the, The Detonator is in that arm.
46:14
If you remove it, from that chair, it will explode.
46:17
But you have the wavelength now to be able to set the right.
46:19
Can I use that to another see E4 remote that I have in my back.
46:24
Yes, I'd like to get your totally able to collect.
46:26
You can do that with, you're tired.
46:27
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that.
46:28
I'm going to set it to call you. Now have control of the
46:31
explosion cray. Let's get the fuck out of here.
46:33
Yeah. Agreed, you help joy out of the
46:37
room, you taking the same route, you came in and you sneak joy
46:42
out of this building by Rolling. Stealth.
46:45
All right, I'm gonna use the rest of my life points for this.
46:48
Nice 17. Do I tell you real self?
46:52
I'll see you dude. Oh my gosh why can I find it
46:57
very often on the she protects me from 28.
47:01
You're able to get out without disturbing that guard.
47:03
That was trying to work out. What was in the boxes.
47:06
It's really loud here. There's a race going on.
47:08
There's a lot happening. You managed to get out of this
47:12
building. You get into Vanna, White and
47:14
you drive Joy away. I imagine you send a message to
47:17
jab saying that, it's cool. Yeah, we drive just Enough
47:21
distance away that we know the C-4 is not going to hit us um
47:25
and then I'm going to tune my head to whatever signal is
47:31
broadcasting the race and I'm going to hand the remote the
47:36
remote for the C-4 to Joy. Cool.
47:43
Oh fuck, I was right-handed when you see Eddie you know what to
47:50
do. Okay.
47:54
And we return to the race, Jeb, you have left Eddie behind in
47:59
the dust. And there before you is this
48:02
jump over the warehouse where you going to do, you're going to
48:06
take the jump, take the glory, and the fame going to turn
48:10
around. Take your revenge.
48:12
Oh, we all know worry. I'm gonna turn around and take
48:15
my revenge. I thought you were gonna take
48:17
the jump and then kill him afterwards.
48:18
But cool. Yeah.
48:19
Oh no. See see because going because in
48:22
Jeb's mind he hadn't jab. There is one.
48:24
Other thing about this though, as you get close to the jump,
48:27
the crowd is going. Jab, jab, jab, Jab.
48:32
And as you get closer to that, they're getting even more Rowdy,
48:39
right? I'm just going to tell you right
48:49
now. You now have peer pressured to
48:51
take the job. I mean normally, yes, but I
48:54
really feel like I'm telling you you have to you have to resist
48:58
torture drugs, the crowd. Okay, what's the DVD here?
49:04
The DVD hits a big crowd. And he thought he was gonna win.
49:09
So he wanted everybody to see. Even tune is in the crowd going.
49:16
All right? So this is a 17.
49:20
Okay. You roll the 15, the crowd has
49:26
in big and you, and you see, you feel the power of the jump Jets.
49:31
Just like, give off a little spot below you.
49:32
As you come towards this, jump over the warehouse, you feel the
49:36
Infectious feeling of being the center of attention.
49:39
As this crowd is screaming your name.
49:41
Yeah, I gotta do it. You can hit, you can hit Eddie
49:46
afterwards. He's not taking your glory and
49:49
your role at 20, which is Easily beats the DVD of the jump, with
49:53
the jump Jets, which by the way, was 15, well done.
49:56
And as you fly over this Warehouse, you feel the jump
50:00
Jets kickoff and you get an extra little jump in midair and
50:04
nine go. And as he comes down towards the
50:08
other side, you actually feel the jump Jets engage again.
50:12
And this is what the A is for. Really as you get close, it's
50:17
using math to make you hit the ground while still having
50:20
forward momentum. So you can keep going bit like a
50:23
SpaceX rocket Landing as you get down to the other side.
50:27
You think to yourself damn be really cool.
50:29
If there was an explosion behind me right now.
50:31
Joy sees this on screen and go look.
50:33
So retro goes I can't I can't take this moment away from him.
50:37
I love her and she hits the explosion and this explosion is
50:41
so fucking cool and Jeb, you do not turn around, no, because
50:47
cool people never look in their closing behind them and it just
50:50
goes off, feels like slow motion for a lot of people.
50:54
It was because they had to replay it because it happened so
50:56
quickly bits of the building explodes apparently, they're
50:59
also fireworks in there 02. They go up.
51:05
The building is fun. It's exploded, it's very broken,
51:10
everything, behind you collapses, The Crowd Goes insane
51:14
and there in the distance, is Eddie standing next to a spike,
51:16
holding his neck, trying to stay alive, you have won this race,
51:22
but I haven't won. Married a witch this kid around
51:25
and head back to, where Eddie is on the path.
51:27
He's now, like off his bike, trying to stay alive.
51:30
I once again Dismount the bike kick out the kickstand and just
51:37
slowly. Walk towards my now-infamous
51:46
rifle. Can we can you motherfuckers
51:49
getting to get into my life? Always fucking lose and you
51:52
better remember that but hey Eddie don't worry yeah I have a
51:59
feeling you're not going to lose anymore, not after today.
52:05
Oh shit bank and you shoot him in the head Square in the middle
52:09
of the eyes but it goes through and he just fucking drops dead.
52:13
Turn around Crowd Goes Wild, walk over the bikes.
52:17
Kick my leg over. Turn my head back.
52:25
And because, and Jeb rides off to go find Joy by the time you
52:31
get back V, you're already working on it, on a arm
52:34
replacement. It's almost finished.
52:36
You finished the, in the integration port and you're
52:39
installing the bottom half. It's the same tone as their
52:42
skin. It's a pretty expensive one, but
52:45
ping foot the bill, so it's fine and it looks the same as flash,
52:48
except it's now got electronic. Lines means Joy can be a bit
52:51
more dexterous with their construction now, so maybe it's
52:54
a silver lining. Six, you get back to the bar and
52:56
all three of you sit down while Joy takes a big old nap to
52:59
recover. I walk up to her as she's asleep
53:04
as she sleeping and I just placed my hand on the metallic
53:10
arm as she now has and I just take a deep breath, you know, I
53:16
never said this to you while you were awake and suppose, I will
53:22
have chance for a little bit but Joy, you You make me happy.
53:30
You know. You're like, you're like a shot
53:35
of whiskey for my soul. I love you Joy.
53:43
And I won't let nothing happen to you like this ever again, I
53:48
promise. Tonight, you get off my bike
53:59
right now. Chicken Sabor nap or something.
54:19
And they zoom on downstairs to hang out with strange.
54:22
Well, I was quite the adventure. If I assign, I'm really sorry
54:27
about your friends arm. I thought I could do it.
54:32
I still have a lot of learned and just hug you.
54:38
To play Cat's. Hugs back.
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Thank you, thank you, doc, thanks, of course, you did.
54:48
Great. You did too.
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And you know, if you ever want to Spot on This Crew.
54:54
Well, that'd be all right with it.
54:56
Yeah, you're really good. Duck.
54:59
Save some people say some Limbs and mended a broken heart.
55:05
Good for you Q. I feel like I have a lot of
55:08
learning to do still but you all have all been really kind.
55:14
I appreciate that. You know what they say?
55:15
Experience is the best teacher. Okay?
55:18
So I've and I'll tell you we paying experience because I also
55:24
pay an APA and Eddie's. Yeah.
55:26
Just we also get actually this isn't an intention Q I believe
55:29
in paying people for their work. I'm gonna pay you for that arm.
55:32
That's a really lovely quality. Are my thank you very much for
55:35
doing this. I fear your drinks everyone you
55:37
know you want to come and hang out with us for the rest of the
55:39
night. Sure.
55:41
After this is the most action, I think I've ever had and ever.
55:46
So yes I would be happy to hang out.
55:49
I'm a lot another blunt. What do you drink?
55:52
A duck to the? It's poison.
55:55
I usually just drink coffee all the time and cigarettes.
56:03
I guess I'll do coffee with Bailey's.
56:07
Yeah, yeah, coffee with Bailey's please, Irish coffee?
56:11
Yeah. Yeah.
56:16
Thank you. Hey, you want to hit on this?
56:21
Sure, I miss you. It's completely medicinal.
56:27
We do prescribe this, and the three of you.
56:31
Spend the night. Living your Victory, drinking
56:35
your drinks. Smoking, your substances,
56:38
getting to know each other in case, someday need to go on an
56:43
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Hi everybody. I'm Tracy, also known as his
58:22
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Yeah, it was fun. Being able to play as the
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