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- 0:00G'day. That's right. It's that time again. Time for Cinema!
- 0:18Welcome back, Eugenites. Welcome back.
- 0:23Tim Thomason is one of my heroes. I've interviewed him.
- 0:26Go back through the episodes. You can check it out. And I thought I'd seen everything
- 0:31he was in. I thought I'd seen everything he was in.
- 0:35So it was quite the gift to feast upon Mark Terry's samurai priest,
- 0:40vampire hunter, which sees Thomason bring a
- 0:44samurai sword and his legendary cool to another
- 0:47incarnation of jack death except this time
- 0:50the trances well they're not
- 0:52your garden variety bloodsuckers there's different kinds
- 0:55but they're fighting against their own extinction along
- 0:59with this avenging angel that
- 1:02stalks their trail he is the samurai
- 1:06priest vampire hunter
- 1:09he is the legendary tim
- 1:12somerson and my guest is the beautiful and powerful the legend himself to tell
- 1:20us all about the adventures of the creation of samurai priest vampire hunter
- 1:26and where you can get it check the links in the description but for right now welcome him,
- 1:32Eugenites, ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Mark Terry.
- 1:39G'day, Mark. Hey, what's up? What's up, everybody in Australia?
- 1:42It's me. It's me. It's Mark Terry. I'm here in Los Angeles.
- 1:45Kent, thank you for having me. I'm ready to go. What's up? Mark, this is fantastic.
- 1:50I thought I had seen every Tim Thomas.
- 1:53Being a Tim Thomas and man, I thought I'd seen every Tim Thomas and thing that there was.
- 1:58And then out of the blue, So, you know, when we get screeners in that for Film
- 2:05Thread, I see this samurai priest vampire hunter. Ah, hang on.
- 2:09That says Tim Thomason's in this. I haven't seen this Tim Thomason movie. And it was awesome.
- 2:15Well, we found the right guy. I mean, this is perfect.
- 2:19Well, let me, can I first explain to you how we got with film threat,
- 2:22the little behind the story scenes with Chris Gore.
- 2:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is hilarious. So back in 2002, I did a movie called B-Movie,
- 2:29The Shooting of Farmhouse Massacre.
- 2:31It was like a mockumentary, like a Christopher Guest kind of movie,
- 2:34real low budget type thing.
- 2:36Yeah. And so we send this, Debbie Rashawn was in it and Susie Lorraine,
- 2:40a lot of the EI and Troma people. This is when I lived in Florida.
- 2:43Right, right. So, you know, it was, it was what it was. I'm not saying it's anything great.
- 2:47I mean, there's some funny moments in it and yada yada. If you can find it somewhere
- 2:49on DVD, it's out there. But, uh, what happens is we sent it in a film thread.
- 2:54Right. And I, I think there's a guy named like, I think his name was Brad Slager.
- 2:58I think. I can't remember. Brad Gibson's still there, I think.
- 3:01Is he still there? So he writes a review. Now he don't know us.
- 3:05He don't know what we're doing.
- 3:06He don't know why we're doing it. And he just shreds the movie.
- 3:11And he calls me because i'm in the movie i'm a screen actors guild member i've
- 3:15been in a sag after since for over 20 years since you're in 2005 you're in so he says that i am a,
- 3:23and this will lead into the film to it i am like what's the guy in seinfeld
- 3:27a kramer yeah what's it richard forgetting his name i'm like him with no talent
- 3:35and no timing this is before Kramer went into the racist rant later on.
- 3:39So nowadays it actually means a lot more. So I'm at monster Palooza last month
- 3:44and I, I have read Chris Gore's film festival book and have quoted it hundreds
- 3:49of times in different Q and A's.
- 3:51He's got a phenomenal book about film festivals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 3:56The survival guard. Yes. He's updated over years and had the history of the
- 4:00Blair Witch guys and all that, which later on, I got a chance to work with Eduardo Sanchez and them too.
- 4:05It was always weirdly around this. And I said, when I was younger and maybe
- 4:09a little bit more upset, if I ever see that Chris Gore guy, I'm going to say something to him.
- 4:13You know? And I was like, so I saw him because he's got like the white hair
- 4:16and I was like, and I didn't want to say anything mean to him.
- 4:19And I'm, you know, not a vicious guy or anything.
- 4:21And I go up to him and I said, Hey, my name's Mark Terry. And,
- 4:24you know, you gave me a real bad, it wasn't him who gave the review with somebody else.
- 4:29You gave me a real bad review 20 years ago.
- 4:32And he started laughing and all that. He's got that white hair.
- 4:35So he's real recognizable. And he's on a bunch of television shows.
- 4:38He's very successful in reviewing and just kind of being one of those celebrity
- 4:43types that's out there talking about movies.
- 4:45So I said, you know, but what you should, I mean, I understand.
- 4:48And he's like, oh, it's not my fault. Whoever that was is probably gone.
- 4:51You know, he made some joke. We started laughing.
- 4:53Kind of broke the ice. And I said, I'd love for you to see samurai priest vampire hunter.
- 4:58He's like, submit it to us. So I did. And it must've found you.
- 5:02Yes. It very much did find me.
- 5:05And I, I gobbled it up like a greedy little Tim Thomason fan that I am. Just, just.
- 5:13I thought, wow, how come I, how did I miss this? You know? So here's how,
- 5:17here's how you missed it. Let me, let me explain it to you.
- 5:20Live Evil was the original title of this movie and it released,
- 5:23uh, in 2009 when the economy was at in November 1st, 2009.
- 5:29This is like when the economy and people were getting laid off in the United States.
- 5:34It was the worst of the worst time,
- 5:36but it releases via Warner Brothers on streaming and Netflix on demand.
- 5:41And this is before Netflix is as big as it is. Now we got a two-year contract
- 5:44with Netflix and I forget how long it was with Warner Brothers for the streaming.
- 5:50Well, after that point, don't forget it's, it's pillar box.
- 5:53I know you've never seen live evil. It's pillar box. We shot it on film in four
- 5:57by three pillar box standard definition. Yes.
- 6:00Well, by the time our contracts run out, by the way, we never sold to Australia.
- 6:05We tried, I think there was a company there named Peacock that we were in negotiations
- 6:08with before Peacock, the streaming network.
- 6:11That was a distributor there. I don't remember what happened with that.
- 6:14We had Japan, but we sold Germany, Thailand, Russia, and a bunch of other international
- 6:18territories, some of which we're still waiting to get paid for, by the way.
- 6:21But anyway, the point is when HD came in, it killed everything.
- 6:28Excuse me. So what happens is by 2011 or 2012, when the HT conversion happens,
- 6:34it, you know, we're going to re up our contracts. It's dead in the water.
- 6:38So if you didn't see it in that timeframe, it's gone except for maybe like a
- 6:43hard to find DVD or an international DVD. So what happens is come around 2017, I have all the film.
- 6:50I mean, I own the movie a hundred percent. It's my movie.
- 6:53And I mean, I paid virtually for everything. And I said, why don't we start scanning the film?
- 6:59And that's what started to kind of lead into, it changed it from,
- 7:04from live evil to what is my Snyder cut, samurai priest, vampire hunter.
- 7:09Comic books came in. People are 10 years older. So we don't have a time machine.
- 7:13Some of the film is rough. So how do we replace this?
- 7:18You know, so it ended up- That was pretty genius, by the way.
- 7:20Yeah. Well, thank you. And a lot of people, I mean, I'm not, it's not just me.
- 7:25Mike Hoffman, who is the editor of this film, he also directed a film called
- 7:29Girls Gone Dead, which has-
- 7:31Jerry Lawler and Linnea Quigley and all that came out in 2012,
- 7:35but, uh, he's a real good guy.
- 7:36And we start, him and I started going through this process of sending film negatives
- 7:41and forget there's 20 hours of film, 45,000 feet of film for this movie.
- 7:46We start sending it around the country.
- 7:49I even started negotiating deals where Mike and I, we went to Ole Miss university in Mississippi.
- 7:56They had a scan station in the back of the room because they were scanning old
- 8:00arch Manning, uh, Archie Manning football films from when he played there.
- 8:04And we started, we start like scanning stuff.
- 8:08Then we had to re-scan it and re-scan it and re-scan it. And it turned into,
- 8:11Mike started telling me, he's like, Mark, there's better cuts. There's better shots.
- 8:16We can make this better. And it transitioned into something that I,
- 8:21that isn't live evil, in my opinion. Right, right.
- 8:24So that's why you didn't see it. And then if you were to see live evil you're
- 8:29like what is this doesn't make any sense why well liquid death wasn't around
- 8:32in 2009 you know it's like so those kind of things are like why is this weird
- 8:37and that's why it is so i kind of look at it like yeah justice league like there's
- 8:42the whedon one the original.
- 8:44Yeah because i mean you because you could be i mean i i i not knowing the the
- 8:50backstory which we've talked about a little bit i i i figured that it had to
- 8:56have been recent because of things like that you know.
- 9:01How can we make this better? There's new scenes that were never in the movie
- 9:04before. And how can we expand it?
- 9:07You know, some of the comic book stuff in it can, we can also hide stuff.
- 9:10So that's how it happened. And
- 9:12it was just ripe for somebody like vinegar syndrome or shout, you know?
- 9:19So, I mean that, that we were, we were talking to those people because they
- 9:22restored films, but we restored it all on our own.
- 9:24It's not like we handed them the film and they did it. We did it.
- 9:28Yeah. And that's the difference.
- 9:29And it took five years. Yeah. Wow.
- 9:32I mean, you wouldn't, you wouldn't see, I mean, just, just, just from someone's
- 9:37perspective, just watching it and not knowing any of the backstory that we've talked about. Sure.
- 9:42Just, I thought, wow, this is
- 9:44like, how did, like, I, like, we just talked about, how did I miss this?
- 9:48And, and B, because you've gone back and, and, and done some stuff,
- 9:53it's still, it feels like it's still pretty fresh, but of course.
- 9:56That's what we're hoping. It's much younger.
- 9:58Here's the thing. Like you, I'm a huge Tim Thomerson fan.
- 10:03I love Tim Thomerson in movies. He's a great guy in person. I love his work.
- 10:08And I always joke that this was a Tim Thomerson fan's wet dream of a movie.
- 10:13He's not like Jack Death. He's a little bit more evil. He's more hardcore.
- 10:19He's shooting people. He's slicing people apart. He's saying the lines.
- 10:22He just belts Kimberly in the face to take her back. Yeah, he punches her in the face.
- 10:28So that's all that's, I mean, he's, he's a little, there's, they're kind of
- 10:31like, you know, they always hear about how movies are written and who's the
- 10:35monster in the room. And sometimes you think it's the vampire.
- 10:38Actually, the samurai priest, Tim Thomerson is the, is the monster in the room.
- 10:43His, even though he's kind of the good guy in this, this scenario,
- 10:45but yeah, he's, he's a badass. I wanted to work with him. And Mike Hoffman,
- 10:50who I've talked about before, my producing partner, Shreya Stewart,
- 10:53and myself, who were the three main people on the, you know,
- 10:56kind of the restoration new version of the movie.
- 10:58We all love Thomerson and we're like, this is a shame if this just sits here dead.
- 11:03It's too much of a legend. There's too many. I don't know what your age is,
- 11:08but let's just say you were 16 in 2009.
- 11:11Right. You might be 35 years old now and just discovering, you know,
- 11:15so what about all those people? Yeah.
- 11:18You know, I'm old enough to have seen Metal Storm in 3D in the cinema.
- 11:24You sound young. You sound like a young guy. I never know.
- 11:28Well, I was 27, 28 when I made this. So I mean, I was, I was,
- 11:32you know, younger when I made this, you know, in my twenties and one of my goals,
- 11:37I moved out from Florida.
- 11:38I knew nobody. I had no help, you know, and my goal was to sell a film to a
- 11:44studio before I turned 30. Right. And I did that.
- 11:48So that, and that, that's this one and it's, it's just crazy one.
- 11:51So. Dude, you made a Tim's Homerson movie.
- 11:54Yeah. Every Tim's Homerson fan would love to make a Tim.
- 11:57I mean, I know I would. I mean, I've got to talk to the, was found as you've
- 12:01heard a little bit of the interview, Courtney Joyner, I was actually interviewing
- 12:05Courtney Joyner about a book of his and we were talking about Tim Thomas and
- 12:10he said, oh, he was over here for breakfast this morning.
- 12:12And I said, I'd love to talk to him. And he said, well, I can get you his phone
- 12:16number. And then he gave me his phone number.
- 12:18And so I'm sitting there looking at Tim Thomas's phone. I go,
- 12:21what do I do? Do I call him?
- 12:22You know, this is weird. Like, you know, they say never meet your heroes,
- 12:26but it was, it was quite the opposite.
- 12:29It was awesome. Yeah. He, as much as you would think of him in the movie,
- 12:32he's like a chill kind of laid back surfer dude, you know, that is,
- 12:36you know, you know, he's, he's going to have a gun on him, but you would never know.
- 12:42Yeah, you know, he's a California guy, but he's not Mr.
- 12:46Hollywood. He's not the kind of guy that would want to join the Academy.
- 12:48At least this is my take on him. But he's going to show up on time.
- 12:52He's going to know his lines.
- 12:53He's going to be professional. He's going to be badass.
- 12:56You know, everything you would think. You mentioned Courtney Joyner. Yeah.
- 13:00He was around kind of some of the, because when I was making this, there was a lot of,
- 13:05not Courtney Joyner per se, but there was a lot of these people who were in
- 13:08and around that former full moon kind of group that I was, you know,
- 13:12some of the guys Sterling and Courtney Joyner was a little bit higher up.
- 13:17I think Mike Hoffman, our editor cut something with him, but they used to have
- 13:21a party every 4th of July.
- 13:24And I'm forgetting the guy who, uh, there's a guy named Darren Scott who produced
- 13:27Menace to Society. And I think he did like Tales from the Dark Side. directed that.
- 13:32So a lot of those people would go to this 4th of July party.
- 13:35And I think I met Courtney Joyner there or either there at Bob's Big Boy in
- 13:40Toluca Lake. It's right next to Warner Brothers.
- 13:43And that group of guys, they were real cool. And that's how we ended up actually
- 13:47getting Jeff Burr, who was the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 and Pumpkinhead
- 13:52and a bunch of other stuff whispered to a scream.
- 13:54He's actually in a cameo, the movie.
- 13:56And if you were to watch Live evil that scene's gone
- 14:00it's not in the movie so jeff burr passed
- 14:03away recently rest in peace jeff good guy another good
- 14:05guy i would say you know had movies
- 14:08in movie theaters a higher end director and a very
- 14:12cool guy so we want so there's other things like we wanted to restore jeff's
- 14:16scene for jeff right right yeah and anytime i had a question for jeff or some
- 14:21of these guys that i looked up to you know even maybe not even knowing who they
- 14:25were by name you know they were cool to me, including Tim Thomerson and Ken Foray.
- 14:30You know, very cool. What's Ken like?
- 14:32Is he a cool guy? You know what's weird about Ken? Ken only worked for us one day. Okay.
- 14:39Wow. Both hours, one day. One day's work, okay. Wow. Yeah, but he's like throughout the movie.
- 14:43So it looks like he's in it a lot. And he had just come off of the Rob Zombie
- 14:48where he's in the Halloween movie where he's in the bathroom and he's beating up Mike Myers.
- 14:53You know, the, you know, the biggest, the biggest waste in that,
- 14:56that Rob Zombie Halloween was he had Richard Lynch.
- 15:02In it and he doesn't have any lines well it i was let me get back to richard
- 15:07lynch in a second i got a little story about him too yeah but you know ken fray
- 15:11a cool guy came in did his job,
- 15:14you know i i he's he's one of these guys that is always going to be relevant
- 15:19because of dawn of the dead and he's he's he's still active you know i mean
- 15:24he's just he's out there but i wish we could have done more with him that that's
- 15:28the only like i wish there could have been more and i maybe just in the more of,
- 15:31more of like promotions or,
- 15:34you know, but I mean, since he works all the time and he only worked,
- 15:38he worked one day in 2007, what's he going to do? Spend a week promoting a film, you know? Yeah.
- 15:42Right. Right. Yeah. That's a long time ago, you know? Yeah.
- 15:45But he's a cool guy and he did a great job and he certainly got a lot of gravitas
- 15:49to, you know, to his approach and his appearance.
- 15:52So you mentioned Richard Lynch. Yeah.
- 15:55Originally I was trying to get Richard Lynch to play the priest.
- 15:58Oh, okay. That would have been. And that's a different movie,
- 16:01but that would have been, it would have, well, and, you know,
- 16:04let's just be a hundred percent honest, you know, Richard was going through
- 16:07some personal stuff at the time.
- 16:08I mean, I think it was kind of public, you know, of what that was,
- 16:11but I was, I became pretty close friends. Did you ever actually speak to him?
- 16:14Like talk to him? I actually spoke to him through another, uh,
- 16:18I had a producer buddy of mine named
- 16:19Bo Unger, who's one of the executive producers. He was close with him.
- 16:22And I think I may have spoke to him once briefly, but Bo was,
- 16:27you know, kind of bringing him in.
- 16:28And well, we were, so the idea was, I know we're going off in the weeds a little
- 16:33bit, Richard Lynch as the priest and the Max role, which is the Ken Frey role
- 16:38would have been Don Kalfa from Return of the Living Dead. Wow.
- 16:43So I was really close with Don and Don Kalfa rest in peace. He passed away too.
- 16:47In fact, I'm the one who put it in a Hollywood reporter when he passed away.
- 16:51But Don Kalfa, they all lived up in this little weird area outside of Palm Springs called Yucca Valley.
- 16:58I mean, I don't think it's a big deal to talk about it now. They've all passed
- 17:01away, but a lot of actors went up there because it was cheap up there in the 80s and all that.
- 17:06And it was still close enough to come into town. So Richard Lynch,
- 17:10I don't know if, I think that the word, I'll just be, I'm not going to bullshit you here.
- 17:15He said that we didn't have a pot to piss in and he didn't want to do the move.
- 17:19And little did he know that I had Russian arms and car chases and all this stuff
- 17:25planned, but he was going through some stuff. He just didn't want to do it. Okay, no problem.
- 17:29Maybe better for us in the end. Then he was a pretty extreme guy from what I understand.
- 17:35I heard he was a little, you know, difficult to deal with. Right. Yeah.
- 17:39But I mean, the results are on screen. I mean, no one choose the scenery like Richard Lynch.
- 17:44I got an Invasion USA poster right next to me.
- 17:47You know, I love Richard Lynch. I would have loved to work with him,
- 17:50but I think this worked out better. Don Kalfa then comes in and says,
- 17:53well, I want to play the priest.
- 17:54And I'm like, Ooh, but he's not, he's not as known as those other guys.
- 18:00And he's always been a character actor.
- 18:01So we started getting him going, cutting his hair, discussing the role.
- 18:05And what happened with Don is I just don't think he would physically be able to do it. Right.
- 18:12And we, so if you check out the Blu-ray that's released through Vinegar.
- 18:16Yeah, no, I'm so glad I'll, I'll totally have to, like since,
- 18:20uh, since reviewing it, I've been like, yeah, going crazy. Gotta get it.
- 18:25We'll get you a, we can get you a Blu-ray. It's not a problem,
- 18:27but, uh, the, there is, I do a little special feature and we recorded on the
- 18:32first day that we shot in the diner and that's out in a town called Amboy,
- 18:36California, where they shot the Hitcher and a bunch of other movies.
- 18:39But, uh, uh, we rented out the whole town, the whole ghost town for a thousand bucks for a weekend.
- 18:43How about that? But, uh, so Don Kalfa came out and we recorded a voiceover for
- 18:49him before he kind of came out of the movie and that voiceover is on the Blu-ray.
- 18:55Like we put it out there and I explained the story about how he was almost involved.
- 19:00So I would have loved to have him. And then when he kind of came out,
- 19:04Don Kalfa did, I had a bunch of buddies who's like, I don't know if this is going to happen.
- 19:08Well, when they, they left, I got all the rights to everything.
- 19:12I mean, basically started everything anyway.
- 19:14And then that's when Tim Thomerson came in. Yeah.
- 19:19So it could have been a lot different, you know, but I'm, you know what?
- 19:22I'm so much glad, happier that it's Tim Thomerson.
- 19:26The other thing that we had for Max was we were going to, we approached James Hong. Right.
- 19:33And, you know, he's been, he's a hundred years old. He's been in hundreds of
- 19:37things, Chinatown, you know, Blade Runner, you name it.
- 19:40I think Blade Runner. Big Trouble in Little China.
- 19:43What's that? Big Trouble in Little China. Yeah, that's the best one probably to quote.
- 19:49But he comes out and he was doing a movie called Balls of Fury,
- 19:53which is a ping pong movie.
- 19:54And I had worked on actually a student film with him that was called,
- 19:59it was like, it was another mockumentary.
- 20:02I don't think it ever released. It's called Blunt Movie.
- 20:05It had Pat Morata in it actually training a midget, believe it or not.
- 20:08I know it sounds crazy, but.
- 20:10It's a bit like the Gary Oldman one where he plays a little person.
- 20:14Yeah, it's like something goofy like that, but I don't think the movie ever
- 20:17released. But I met James Hong and I got a chance to talk to him.
- 20:20And actually I drove him off the property. this is in
- 20:222003 so way before obviously live evil samurai
- 20:25priest i said if i ever have anything can i reach out to you
- 20:28and he's like yeah of course and when i reached out to him
- 20:31he was in the middle of the press for balls of fury and so that's what led into
- 20:36ken foray right wow so yeah mark i gotta say the more the more the more i get
- 20:43into this samurai priest the more the more i'm enjoying it Like the story behind the film is, is,
- 20:50is nearly as top shelf as the film itself.
- 20:53I mean, it's. Yeah. The story is crazy.
- 20:55I mean, I was working with a company. Do you do a commentary on the Blu-ray? Oh yeah.
- 21:00Yeah. There's a commentary. There's a, there's a, there's a,
- 21:03there's a very good behind the scenes featurette from Mike Hoffman about the
- 21:09restoration of the film. It's 22 minutes long.
- 21:12I have one that I did on my own, which is about the car chases and the stunts
- 21:16and how we got all that. Yeah. Yeah.
- 21:19So I, no, I love, I mean, I love, I love everything. I mean,
- 21:21besides from the Tim Thomas, in fact, I love everything about this movie.
- 21:24I love how you sort of went different places with a vampire lore.
- 21:28I love the vampire babies.
- 21:30I love the sort of subtle link. If, if it is indeed linked to once upon a time in the West.
- 21:38A little bit of that in near dark and trancers. So yeah, you're on the right track.
- 21:42Yeah. Yeah. I mentioned all of those in the review, but yeah,
- 21:46cause I don't want to give away the ending for people who haven't seen it,
- 21:49but there's a, there is a beautiful sort of link to, if you're a fan of one
- 21:52spot at a time in the West with Tim Thomason's character.
- 21:55And here, here's the thing. The weird thing about this movie is there's so,
- 21:59I mean, there's probably 20 people who could be contributed to the writing.
- 22:04I'm just the final guy. Well, the beginning guy and the final guy,
- 22:07I guess. if you want to put it that way.
- 22:09But, and then there's probably eight people that had, you know,
- 22:13involved with the direction of, you know, and different insights and this and
- 22:16that, but there's no, like, I'll give you an example.
- 22:18I worked with a company called Filmotechnic USA, or Filmotechnic International at that point.
- 22:24And I rented out and booked the Russian arm camera car crane.
- 22:28So I convinced, and this is part of that, that special feature on the Blu-ray,
- 22:32I convinced the owner to give us the Russian arm, which was going from,
- 22:36I Am Legend and Transformers and, you know, Fast and Furious 3. Right.
- 22:42Yeah. So we're talking like a $15,000 a day piece of equipment,
- 22:47which you can probably do now.
- 22:48A big boy's toy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like Holly. Like I remember during. Like a Michael Bay toy.
- 22:54I dropped off equipment in Long Beach on Michael Bay's set of Transformers and
- 22:59saw him doing it. I know people, you know, trash talk Michael Bay.
- 23:01I like him. I'm like, look, he's got two Russian arms. I want to hang out with
- 23:05you for a day, Mark. Yeah, he's
- 23:06got three helicopters in the air and I'm like, I just want to get one.
- 23:10So it goes from Transformers to our movie.
- 23:16It's ridiculous. This is beautiful. So we got lucky with some of that stuff.
- 23:20And I have a bunch of buddies that are in stunts because I came up in stunts
- 23:23and I always joke about this. You can always practice acting.
- 23:26You can practice swinging a baseball, you know, a baseball bat at a baseball.
- 23:29You can't practice setting yourself on fire. Either you do it or you don't.
- 23:34And the guys and girls who were doing some of the stunts of the car flips,
- 23:37they wanted it for their reel.
- 23:39And I'm like, well, I could pay you some, but I can't pay you the,
- 23:43the $30,000 that this would cost to do this.
- 23:46So some of those happened because they were just friends of mine that wanted
- 23:50to do big stunts for their reel.
- 23:51And I'm like, there wasn't even a second car chase in the script.
- 23:55Yeah. That was actually pitched to me by a stunt guy.
- 23:58He's like, I'll do, I could do that little blue car flip with the El Camino.
- 24:02That's nothing. I'll do something 10 times as big.
- 24:05Yeah. Wow. So it's just crazy.
- 24:07It's incredible. You should write a book or something. I don't know.
- 24:11I just want people to watch the movie and have a good time.
- 24:13That's, you know, that's, yeah, that's, that's why I'm here.
- 24:16I want people to watch the movie before we run out of time.
- 24:19Then Mark, can you tell our wonderful listening audience where they can get
- 24:23all their hands around all the goodness that is Samurai Priest Vampire Hunter?
- 24:29Go to SamuraiPriest.com. It has our three trailers on there.
- 24:34It, the places to watch it right now are, are going to, I think the best place
- 24:39to watch it overall is Amazon. I think it looks the best there streaming.
- 24:42It's on Tubi, it's on Plex.
- 24:44If you pay to watch it on Amazon, you're going to see it better than you would
- 24:48on Tubi or Plex, but it's free on Tubi, Plex, and Fossum right now.
- 24:52And I think it's still on demand on like Comcast and Xfinity and some of those places.
- 24:56But I think the overall best place is ETR Media through Vinegar Syndrome.
- 25:01The Blu-ray is phenomenal.
- 25:04Yes. Check all the links in the description listeners.
- 25:08I know I'll be getting over to get my hands around that Tim Thomas.
- 25:11Get yourself a Blu-ray. They're international.
- 25:14And I tell you this one little quick story during the pandemic.
- 25:17One thing I always wanted for the original version of the movie.
- 25:20Remember the movie trailer voice guy in a world, Don LaFontaine. Yeah.
- 25:26So there's a guy out there. Morgan Freeman. Yeah.
- 25:30In a world. Dude, we're going too far. Yeah.
- 25:33He died in 2008. We were trying to get him to do the voiceover.
- 25:37So he's passed away. And we go into the Screen Actors Guild.
- 25:40They have a Don LaFontaine voiceover lab and all that kind of,
- 25:43the guy's a legend, right? So there's another guy out there named Pablo Francisco,
- 25:48who's a comedian, and he does in his act, Don LaFontaine.
- 25:53So during the pandemic, I contact this guy on Cameo.
- 25:57And I, you know, Cameo, you get, hey, happy birthday, whatever it is,
- 26:00you know, that bullshit. And I said, listen, we got this for you. Can you do this?
- 26:06And so he comes in, and if you watch the trailers, we have three or four trailers on SamuraiPriest.com.
- 26:11It sounds like Don LaFontaine. That's fantastic.
- 26:15The hilarious part is when I said, you know, say Tim Thomerson,
- 26:19Ken Frey, and Samurai, he said Tim Silverson.
- 26:23And I'm like, what the fuck? How the hell do you not know who Tim Thomerson
- 26:26is? Both of you are stand-up comedians.
- 26:28Tim Thomerson did Stagecoach. This guy does Don LaFontaine. How could you get that wrong?
- 26:33But he got it right. and I hope I can cuss on here. That's cool.
- 26:37You can do whatever you like. You're a beautiful, powerful man.
- 26:41Thank you for going through a long, long, sordid, triumphant history to bring
- 26:47us this samurai priest vampire honor.
- 26:50And thank you extraordinarily, sir, for coming on Cinema You Can to share it all with us.
- 26:56Thank you, Kent. Love you, Tim Thomerson. Love Ken Ferre, and love the fans
- 27:02who will get this movie. Again, we're not saying it's high art. We're saying it's fun.
- 27:06And I hope you enjoy it if you check it out. Yes.
- 27:09Samurai priest, vampire hunter. What a legendary film from the legendary Mark
- 27:15Terry starring the legendary Tim Thomason.
- 27:19My review will be coming to filmthreat.com. So check it out.
- 27:24You know, they, they, they get around. We get a lot of films to review.
- 27:28They all make it up there.
- 27:30Trust me. They'll get there. if they're on the list to be checked off by the
- 27:34editor they will be there so stay cool stay calm but get over to the links in
- 27:39the description and get your hands around mark terry's samurai priest,
- 27:44vampire hunter starring the legendary tim thomason very well could be,
- 27:50His swan song film. And if it is, what a way to go out. God bless you, Mark.
- 27:56God bless Tim Thomas. And get to the links in the description.
- 28:01And as always, my little Eugenites, thank you for listening to us on Spotify
- 28:07or wherever you choose to listen to your favorite podcasts. I'm Kent Hill.
- 28:11And until next time, you've been listening to Cinema Eugenics.