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Matthew Chapter 8: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And in that one, we were still in the sermon of the mouse.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus was speaking.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We have lots of red print.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jesus was like, you all Christian know not Christians, because they're not Christians.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're Jews, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You all Jews are doing it wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're your hypocrites.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not doing the thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't mean it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not good enough.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And also we talked about balls a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We talked all about sailing injected balls.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: See, lean.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm, among other things, there were, there were other things about, you know, like being off-centals before swines, golden rule, bad fruits, all that stuff was there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But before we happen to what we're doing today, I do have something else I want to cover because
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I've been meaning to do this and I haven't done it because I keep forgetting, honestly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But we just recently had somebody re-subscribe at the Diamond level, which is 50 bucks a month.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There are previously a subscriber as well.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm one of the good way to thank everyone who's given us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: a lot over the years, you know, because I'm already all this person out before, I was like, but how do I, how do I think them again?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I really want to think people that have given to us so much over the time that we've been doing this podcast, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I thought, we'd start by,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Kind of doing like the top I picked like 15 but then some of whatever some of them are given I'm gonna do about about 15 people about 15 people.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I like to thank Dion L. They're currently subscribed at the gold level and give us $10 worth lifetime.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They've given us $110.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, thank you, D.R.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Sanders, who, and D.R.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: is on our discord occasionally.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Sanders, who's on our discord all the time, um, subscribe to the $5 silver level, and it's given $140 lifetime.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, thank you, D.R.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sanders.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and, um, also on our discord all the time.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: gives it the $5 level and has lifetime given $153.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Anne.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Furn, who is, who is our discord?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Furn is our discord.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So they give it more ways than one.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But lifetime they they subscribe with the silver level.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They've given 166 dollars.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, they've given their soul We bought their soul Thank you for it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for it Silent flames also someone that's on a discord gives it this gold level 10 dollar level and lifetime has given $186.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what was the name silent flames?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you silent flames.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, miss
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  [SPEAKER_00]: um who also is a friend of ours who we dearly miss because they're in England.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And they don't get to get on as much as they would like.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Our times don't line up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but they give it the $5 so level they've given 186.02.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's really nice.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was the two cents they give us their two cents.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right Richard T. Subscribe at the Platinum level which is $25 a month.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Has lifetime given us $220.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you and I'm sorry who was that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Richard.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Richard, thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Frederick H. Is the one that just re-subscribe with the diamond level, the $50 and they have lifetime given us $300.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we should thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Brady L. or as we know them, um, Freddie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Freddie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, highlight on our discord.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Delight, boy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It gives it the gold that will $10 a month and 305 lifetime.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: and also has given their soul because they are so young.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Betty, thank you, Betty.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm going to switch up things here a little bit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So Lindsay D gives at the silver level, which is five a lot of them I think, and has lifetime given it's $359.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Lindsay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, thank you, Lindsay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm jumping somebody ahead of them because, and I'll explain.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So Natalie, also known as the Witch of Indoor,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: has lifetime given us three hundred twenty three dollars at the five dollar silver level.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Natalie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But they also, and I got yelled at last time because they didn't bring this up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They gave us $250 once in a drive that we did for funds for a live show.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So really, they're higher.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, $500 and $573.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I should have jumped in one more.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But whatever, I just screwed up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So thank you, Natalie, and also Natalie is one of our longest listeners of anybody.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: from like practically from the beginning.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Natalie.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Conrad D has subscribed at the $10 level.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And has given us $550 lifetime.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Conrad is one of our favorites.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We actually have a picture with Conrad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We do because Conrad drove all the way down to CS.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And made a special trip to CS Live.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, Conrad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was one of the highlights of my life, honestly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: that I don't even know what to say, but our top donor of all time is Douglas T. They subscribe at the Platinum level, which is $25 a month, and have given us $950 like- What the hell, thank you Douglas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, wow, wow.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I know that was a little long-spiel, but I really, I can't thank you enough for what you do for us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you really,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: you really make this something that is going to persist and that we enjoy coming back to because we know you care.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We know you want us to be here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not, not that you need money to show that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not about the money.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's about that you keep coming back.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And that is really amazing and appreciated.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And the fact that you feel like what we're doing gives value is even more amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So thank you so much for everything you guys have done for us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That being said, we just read Matthew chapter seven.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I do want one more thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: To the person that sent me my Nancy do collection.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm into H. Amanda H. Yeah, thank you for my Nancy Drew Buck.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we got it honestly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We've got the entire Nancy Drew collection.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I am reading through them because I've been in like the last several months.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't been at a great place mentally.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I've been, I decided I'm just going back to the safe things that make me happy, and Nancy Drew is where it's at, so they are literally saving my life right now.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think probably over time, Amanda's actually given us money that equates to being in that topless as well because they gave, they occasionally drop in 50 bucks through the event now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and yeah, I just felt like that deserve to think you as well.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And there are so many more of you that stop in or that drop in or that give here and there or that just hang out with us on the discord.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you all for that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yeah, absolutely.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There are so many people that mean so much to us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're all amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, anyway, so we just read Matthew chapter seven.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, it's fucked up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Which means that today we're going to be getting into.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Matty chapter eight.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Alright, let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are hopping into little Matty chapter eight.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and this next section chapters eight nine and ten they're not part of like one Particular thing like the sermon on the mount was yeah, but they are often staple together as a lesson and we're gonna get into some miracles and a possible.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, love me some
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just thought I'd put that out there that we're doing eight, nine, and ten chapters as its own section the same way we did five, six, and seven.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's funny.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This gets brought up sometime, but now that we have video like I prevalent everywhere and cameras everywhere, the amount of miracles that I've seen are zero.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny that that's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I just thought I'd point that out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like the miracles just stopped once we had the ability to record that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So weird.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I would love if somebody actually without AI could show me video proof of a miracle.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that would be amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That would be amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to read this now.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus came down from the mountainside, you know, where he was sitting.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because he was given that speed.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was given the what what he was dropping some bars.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Large crowds followed him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That was a proud plural.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A man with leprosy came and knelt before him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, I don't think the crowd was pleased with that, because they did not like lepers back then.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I understood.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They always, they had, you had to, like, have the, like, leave talent.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they had their own little neighborhood.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A man with leprosy came in and out before him and said, Lord, if you are willing, you can make me clean.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: How does he know this?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he was standing there listening, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus had been walking around from town to town, healing and doing Mary.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he, he'd already done it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What I really like here is the implication that if you have leprosy, you're not clean.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a dirty, some bitch.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If you have a skin disease.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be completely, you know, real here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know much about leprosy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I know it's not much about the soda for right, but I still don't know much about it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's not something we deal with these days.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What I mean, maybe we do, but it's not something that we worry about.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not something that's like real prevalent that we are aware of.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because there are people who have skin issues like acne or exima or things like that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And the science, science, science fixed in that Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And also those things don't mean your dirty.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It just means that your skin is
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  [SPEAKER_01]: doing something stupid.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's not your fault.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's not a moral failing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But again, that's what I'm saying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't really know the ins and outs of what leprosy is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't, I don't want to speak with authority about that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But the fact that we don't deal with it much or really talk about it at all seems to indicate that we've solved that problem probably through science.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, however, reached out his hand and touched the man, which was, you know, that was, you didn't touch him up or back then, because you could get it on you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am willing, said Jesus, and his red ink.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Be clean.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Immediately, he, not Jesus, he, the other guy, again, we have some pronoun abuse happening.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Immediately, the dude was cleansed of his leprosy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Then Jesus said to him, see that you don't tell anyone, but go show yourself to the priest and offer the gift Moses commanded as a testimony to them.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really understand that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, don't tell anyone.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I just did this in front of the whole fucking crowd because he doesn't want people spread it around because that would be performative.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be exactly against what he just spoke about.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Except that he did it in front of the crowd.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but he doesn't want any more accolades, except for like to have write it down on the Bible for thousands of years to people to read about.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, go don't tell anybody except for the priest.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It literally says, go show yourself the priest.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: and offer the gift Moses commanded.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that does that mean do that whole, um, Jewish?
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: The sacrifice is what the with the oils and the wheat and shit like that or the dead animals.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Possibly.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: As a testimony to them.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I really understand that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, definitely.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That'll be our Q&A.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because it is curious as to where they still do in those same sacrifices at that time when Jesus was, I don't know what you're talking about there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, moving on from the leper.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ready?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're at a different thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're doing something else now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus had entered capurnium or capurnium.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A century in came to him asking for help.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I just have to stop you right there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the one I was speaking, so.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta stop eating this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to stop everybody and do a record scratch.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, when my dad was in the military station overseas, and I went to high school at a small base in Southern Italy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The high school that I went to, our mascot was the Centurion.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so anytime I see the word centurion, even though I understand that these are Roman soldiers and we're talking about historical things.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think my heart immediately just beats a little happier for a moment and I'm like, go centurion's.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We are the red, white and blue.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you were the centurions I was the sperm.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I said blue, but I meant black.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I was the sperm.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I know that I thought that meant we were meant to be.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly because you were Spartan and I was like, are you serious right now?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I know that's so silly so I never said it out like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, like I did feel like that was a little magical.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we were we were red and white and we were out of sight, right, just so you know the Centurians and I was I was on the cheerleading squad and I was in track and most of my friends were also in basketball and volleyball.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we didn't have football at our school.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But we were the Centurians.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We did have wrestling.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But that makes sense.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're an Italy and wrestling, you know, Olympics and that didn't have anything to do with it.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I know, but I just, you know, it didn't have any tracks.
• 14:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: A little bit.
• 14:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It honestly had nothing to do with it.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was about having enough kids for any team of any sport.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, you know, really wrestling started to increase not Italy.
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we also had softball.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, during the summer.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. Now, now they know all the sports that were at your school that doesn't exist anymore.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know the whole base is gone.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole base is gone.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't exist.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The high school that I went to does not exist.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can anybody, like, wrap your brain around that?
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, that is so, that's why I'm like, oh, Centurion's.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I miss you.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: BHS.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, when Jesus had entered cappernam, a centering and not from brindasy, came to him, asking for help.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lord, he said, my servant lies at home paralyzed, suffering terribly.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: His servant?
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: My servant.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hate it when my servant is paralyzed.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they can't do anything for me.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like how selfish are you?
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, my servant, can you just stop that sentence?
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, stop at my servant?
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, why do you have a servant?
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you own another human being?
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But okay, I'm glad you're concerned that he's paralyzed, but yeah, I have a feeling that it's more about you have to take care of this person that you own, that can't now serve you.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus said to him not the servant but the the centurion.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, shall I come and heal him?
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: The non-brand disease centurion replied, Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof, but just say the word and my servant will be healed.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: For I myself am a man under authority with soldiers under me.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, this is a Roman guy.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, he's really weird.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's it's not weird.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a Roman guy and he's telling Jesus, I believe in you on the DL, but I can't have you coming around my house and all my fellow soldiers and romance.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: This fucker's going to heal someone from afar.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to be like, I'm mentally sending energy to this random servant who you own and I'm not okay with slavery, but maybe I am, but I'm going to heal him anyway for you.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: But this dude is like, look, between me and you, I think you're awesome, but I just, I can't be friends with you in public.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gotta keep it on the DL.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I myself am a man under authority with soldiers under me.
• 16:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tell this one go and he goes and that one come and he comes.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, he I does.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I say to my servant, do this and he does it.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus heard this, he was amazed.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So maybe when he says, sir, when he's speaking in one of his underlings in the the centurion army.
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, I don't know.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know either.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, when Jesus heard this, he was amazed.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was amazed that the people followed their boss.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe what he says.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I say jump, they jump and as they're jumping, they say, how high, but they're already in the air, that's how much they listen to me.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who's amazed Jesus was and said to those following the centurion?
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Truly I tell you this is all I'm read.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you know it's true.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because obviously Jesus said it.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Truly I tell you I have not found anyone in Israel with such great faith.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I say to you that many will come from the east and the west and will take their places at the feast with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven, but the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside into the darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then Jesus said to the Centurion, go, let it be done just as you believed it would, and his servant was healed at that moment.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure how saying, listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a bunch of people under me, and they all do what I say real good.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure how that equated to.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God, you were such a believer of me.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's amazing.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand that either.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I have more questions, though, too, because really they're not supposed to discuss things good that happen because of God or whatever, right?
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this servant was apparently healed from afar.
• 18:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yet, we know about it somehow?
• 18:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, because not that Matthew wrote it down.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we had a Matthew, no.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably Jesus told him.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: How Jesus even know if he did it?
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It may have come out not as bragging.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It may have just been a story.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, okay.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're assuming bragging.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming story.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming bullshit.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that is the ultimate assumption.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think most of our listeners are also assuming, yeah, yeah, all right.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're moving to a different section now.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye, Brenda's the centurions.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, when Jesus came into Peter's house, that would be something called Peter, I think.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, we're doing this again.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, back when in the first opening when Jesus was gathering his little Fisherman guy One of them was Simon called Peter.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay, and you were like, well, why is he calling him Peter if he could fucking make Simon?
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know, that's going to be in our Q&A.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why is his name not what it is?
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Signing called Peter.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's confusing.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm assuming this is that Peter.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: It might be a different Peter.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's lots of Peter's though in these times.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it just says he came to Peter's house.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm assuming this Simon called Peter.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: No comment, really.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's lots of Peter's in this time.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was a regular sausage vest.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You read.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I slept on that.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, when Jesus came into Peter's house he saw Peter's mother-in-law.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So okay, Peter's mother-in-law would be his wife's mom lying in bed with a fever.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no He touched her hand in the fever left her.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she got up and began to wait on him as mother-in-law mothers-in-law should.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they should always wish we don't
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: my mom kind of does have that attitude though.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She does kind of wait on you.
• 20:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't you think?
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she gets mad because she'll like offer you like, oh, did you want some coffee?
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you'll say, sure.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, you know, my mom will be like, okay, I'm some coffee and I'm like,
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, first of all, I didn't fucking offer it.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Second of all, if we're doing that, he could get his damn cell.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think your mom thinks you're much of a good wife.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a good wife.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do not, but listen, if I'm getting up to get myself some coffee, like how often do I make you coffee for this podcast, right?
• 21:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or sometimes you make me sound like me.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if I specifically ask you to do something generally you do, as long as I, you know, most likely cause you won't stay out of the kitchen when you're in it.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's not fair.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are big.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you're big and you loom and also you just stand there and you hover and you glare.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're like, I want to be where you're standing.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm just going to stand here and tirelessly.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it is entirely true.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is entirely true.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But the point being, regardless of how I feel about you being in the kitchen, I don't think it's fair to offer you something and then tell me to go get it.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm not the one that, my mom will always say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'm not the one that offered it.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't volunteer me for a job.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, if you want to bring my husband coffee, that's on you.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And bring me some too while you're at, make it snappy.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, the mother-in-law had fever, Jesus touched her, and then she got up and started dancing, and then started bringing Jesus and some coffee over her, okay?
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: When evening came, many who were demon possessed.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Holy shit.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're brought to him.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn, wow.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he drove out the spirits with a word and healed all the sick.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, this was a real problem back then.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Demons all over the fucking place.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had demons every which way.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even know there were demons until we got to the Matthew.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Me neither.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now they're in every room.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're all in people.
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're in people.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're roaming around just like hopping around, getting in people like ticks.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sounds like a real problem back then.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It sounds, I mean, they had an infestation of demons.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: The demons, right?
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a demon infestation.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: This town sounds like it was very satanic.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying, like, I've never lived, have you ever lived?
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you haven't traveled as much as I have.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, but in all the places you have traveled, have you ever lived anywhere where there was a demon infestation?
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have it.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what I've ever encountered a demon infestation period.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never ever met.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not a single one.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: One demon.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I met a couple assholes.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't a true dad.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that what they're calling demon possession, though?
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I'm not attributing somebody's choice to make bad and mean.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: choices.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're choice to make choices.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not redundant.
• 23:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to show you that to demons.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to say they're assholes.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they decided I need to be mean.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I have a feeling this is like ableist.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I have a feeling this is talking about people who like had epilepsy and seizures and stuff.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if thought was demon because we talked about before mental health was something that was not really addressed in those times right mental health would have been considered someone that might have been demon because that's possibly right and I I call bullshit on him healing that but okay right whatever it this is mean honestly this hurts my feelings.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He drove out the spirits with a word and healed all the sick yay, no more epileptics and Multiple sclerosis again.
• 24:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I call bullshit.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're still you know like you so what you wrote it down, okay?
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't believe you because you know why cuz those things still exist right?
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Although the demons don't
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if the team were not to some people, some people believe demons exist in people.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is true.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we do still have epilepsy, so either way it's a fail.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but now if you believe demons exist in somebody you're more likely to go to a psychiatric hospital because you believe there's demons possessing the person as opposed to actually having demons possessing you.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or to get voted into the Senate.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of the either were, you know, whichever comes first.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this was to fulfill what was spoken through the Prophet Isaiah.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He took a bottom firm at ease and borrowed his eases.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so this is just, this is just prophecy stuffing again, but he bore our diseases.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: What indicate that he took the demons into him?
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, there was a statement about what this person would look like in the Old Testament, like the person that comes to redeem Jerusalem and the Jews, and it was supposed to be a very ugly person, like very, like you wouldn't even want to look at them.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like when he says that the bore their diseases like probably meant that he literally took them on himself, right?
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's the impression that those words give you.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, but they want a prettier nicer Jesus who Well, most American Christians want to white Jesus.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like Jesus is whatever Jesus is whatever people want them to be.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the problem.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: The problem is that Jesus isn't really a thing other than a projection of what we want.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a projection of any culture in any given time or location.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's kind of sad.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, we're moving to a different section now, ready?
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm ready.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus sold a crowd around him, he gave orders to cross to the other side of the lake.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, leave me alone, y'all get over there.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, go over on the other side of the lake.
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Y'all too close.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean my space.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then a teacher of the law came to him and said, teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, is this where he walks on water?
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is he going to walk on water here?
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus replied, Foxes have dense and birds have nest, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Another just that I don't understand that, it all.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Another disciple said to him, Lord, first let me go and bury my father, but Jesus told him, follow me and let the dead bury their own dead.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's saying, um, no, I'm not going to wait for you, sir.
• 26:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ray, no, I got that.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take care of it or come with me.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pick one and get there.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're going to, if you're going to be my follower, go, come now.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, fuck that funeral bearing thing.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I'd be like, oh, rude.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess I'm not following you then.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ray, Ray.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, but I don't understand that.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is he saying about the man has no place to lay his head?
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently, you got kicked out of his house.
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: The son of a bitch.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: The teacher of the law came to him and said, teacher, I will follow you wherever you go.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds nice to me.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Jesus is like, boxes of dend and birds have nested, but the son of man has no place to lay his head.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's just like you.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because it sounds like, it sounds like, if I came up to Jesus and was like, I'll follow you and then Jesus said, paper gets scissors and scissors cover rock.
• 27:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, now we make about as much sense to you.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And paper doesn't, paper covers rock, not scissors.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're talking about Jesus.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I guess that.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you never played rock, paper scissors?
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next section.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then he got into the boat.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He got into a boat.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still up on the water.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still at the lake.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And his disciples followed him.
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Suddenly a furious storm came up on the lake so that the waves swept over the boat.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, damn.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Jesus was sleeping.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I always be sleeping on a stormy boat because you know, man doesn't have any where to lay his head Great because he's not a fox.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't have them.
• 28:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: The disciples went and woke him saying Love, love, love, save us.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna drown on a lake.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: He replied this was a lake.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and I'm just, I, that must have been some crazy as fuckin' wind.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I mean, I've never quite seen anything that would envelop a boat because of weather on a lake on the lake.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's, that's nuts.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lake, I'm picturing the Great Lakes.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are pretty big.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: But those are some of the biggest lakes in the world.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be like that.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even though it's like I don't think it's stormy and they're choppy.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: They could have been not that bad.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this got choppy because they're like, we're going down.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna drown.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, okay.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, maybe this is just our translation and it meant ocean.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: The right.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or sea.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could see.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could see that better.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's pretend it's that.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not happening in a lake.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just not.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so anyway, there's a big storm and the boat's about to topple.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, in a lake.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: In a lake.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, hey, we're going to drown.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus says, you with little faith, where are you so afraid?
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, you've said a lot of stuff up to now Jesus, but you never said trust me in the storm.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I didn't know that you were magic and could stop storm.
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you like list out your superpowers for us?
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause I don't know which one is worried about which one is not to.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I said, I'm trying to wake your ass to see you because there's a fucking storm here.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're on a boat in a storm.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just thought you want to know, go back to sleep, I guess.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying this with hindsight, but like males apparently are a problem, right?
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, like, I'm just gonna do that.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what to worry about, man.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then Jesus got up and rebuked the winds and the waves.
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, wind.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I rebuk you, waves.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: and it was completely caught.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course it was.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: The waves in the wind, they were shagrins, crawled back from Wednesday game.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: The men were amazed, amazed.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I, if somebody rebuked the, the wind and the rain, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they asked, what kind of man is this?
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even the wins in the waves are banned.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not the curing the leprosy or the, you know, perization, that didn't make them say that, but the wind and the rain stopped.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a magic man.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the one.
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the one.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: That I mean, that would get me to because.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, sure.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's because like an X man.
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing though, like it really annoys me that he was annoyed that they woke him from his nap in the middle of a storm.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't know.
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't know that you could magically stop the fucking storm.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that what they were just sleeping that shoes?
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause like if the people are causing a ruckus and they're just storm going on.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're sleeping probably up, you know?
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're normal.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: right obviously he's not and also how come they were awakened you weren't where they aren't watching and were you a pretty princess like you weren't pulling your way he's some guys he's so tired from all those miracles he's producing I don't know I'm kind of annoyed over the that boat that boat right pissed me off kind of like I don't mind him so far up until he got annoyed with his followers and he's like that get up get on the other side of that
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he went on the lake and the disciples were like, um, hey, it's storming.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I must have done one hell of a lake.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I mean, the lake's generally, you could probably cross in a few hours.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Especially if I tell them people get over there, we'd be alone.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even on a roadboat or something, you know, like, this must have been a pretty big lake.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it has waves that all in sink a boat and shit.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: next section.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: When he arrived at the other side in the region of Gerd, Gerd, Gerdar, Gerdarine, Gerdarine, Gerdarines?
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the one.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a garden.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get her, get her ring, it's not, get her cut.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good, there ain't, guarantees, get, get guarantees.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I like that one, get guarantees.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two demon possessed men coming from the tombs, meant him.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, that would freak my shit out.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's onbees.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what does a demon possess me on look like?
• 32:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no seriously, like, what is a demon possess man?
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: They, they, they, I don't know, but they're coming out of a tomb.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you could tell, look, Jesus sees these two guys coming out of the tomb.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like you're like, you are demon possessed.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: But are they gonna ask for help, though?
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were so violent that no one could pass that way.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I see.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were fucking zombies.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were demoned up.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were so much demon.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were demon.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were fucking.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were probably green.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: They had a game green.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're, they're, they're, I don't know.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I'm scared of them.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: They definitely have black recie.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably poor guys.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I'm still scared of that.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: They got X.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can I can I have pity and be still scared though?
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is where they got X out two before Jesus came along.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are just really pissed?
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where are they in the tomb?
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're all picking pockets.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're not.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the dead don't need it.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you want with us?
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Son of God.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: They shouted, have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some distance from them, a large herd of pigs was feeding.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-oh, are we going to get some, are we going to get some, um, scapegoating, but in the pigs this time?
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: The demon's begged Jesus.
• 34:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know this story.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know this story.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said to them, go!
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they came out and went into the pigs.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: The demons got in the pigs.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why pigs are so scary.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And all the scary movies are going to happen to the pigs now.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a whole herd rushed down the steep big into the lake and they died in the water.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: The story is insane.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: The demons got out of the mans and they got into the pigs.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole herd of pigs.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was just two men.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it was a whole herd.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you got to spread that.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just pigs.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to spread the demon, you know, the demon.
• 34:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and surround through the whole herd.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Otherwise, they're just too much.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, the pigs.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they were like, obviously.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did a horsey noise.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do pigs sound like?
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why am I quite?
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they ran down into the water and died.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did not see that coming.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: The pigs.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what if the pigs do?
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: These didn't do anything?
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're unclean.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's bullshit.
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They have golden hosts.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I call it, that's, that's bullshit.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can kill a whole herd of pigs for two guys who are already demon possessed.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, what else were you gonna do with them?
• 35:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't eat them.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you have to kill pigs in order to save the other demon possessed people?
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they're on clean.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: People, people are better.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: People Trump pigs.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But no, they never talked about pig killing.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And when they went about the other, like you said, you know, got rid of demons from people.
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the first time they went into something else.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that I'm aware of.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: They drowned.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what happens.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying is really mean to the pigs.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those tending the pigs ran off as you would, I would.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, so the demons weren't the ones tending the pig.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was other people there who were tending the pigs.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That the demons weren't messing with.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, the demon guys were the demon possessed guys were in the tomb.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: They came out of the tomb and they were violent.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but they were leaving the the pig herders alone.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, or maybe the pig herders were the ones complaining There's some fucking demon possessed guys over here.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're real violent Jesus.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you take care of that and Jesus was like all right?
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I pull up my sleeves here and pig herders lost their whole livelihood.
• 36:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: He saved these two demon possessed people that were causing problems Wait, let me finish this up.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm waiting
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: those tending the pigs ran off, went into town and reported all of this.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're fine.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're fine.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: They at least got a couple of free beers and meals.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, out of this story.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you lots to hold her to pigs.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: They'll be far.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a lot of money.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Including what had happened to the demon possessed men.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they went into town and they were like, listen, listen, listen.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I lost my pigs, but I have a good story.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, I actually do have questions because they weren't allowed to eat pig, right?
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 37:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Baking, right?
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then you can't even work.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what did they do with the pigs?
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: What did you do with pigs back then?
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did they use them to move along?
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: that could be and to eat the scraps maybe but like I'd that's a question I've heard a lie sir.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm I'm very curious.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't eat it.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are they so cheap?
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you heard your heard the pigs?
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's interesting.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So those dudes they ran into town.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: They told everybody what happened and reported all this including what happened to the demon possessed men.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then the whole town went out to meet Jesus as they were.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when they saw him, they pleaded with him to leave the region, the end, they're like, take your, take your fucking magic and get not that could explain it.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's in a Jewish region.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so maybe that's why there was a herd of pigs.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They had pigs.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right and they were like you just killed the town pigs Get them fuck out of here.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take your magic and get.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've been asked for this And Jesus is like but somebody did I was just trying to help.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually they didn't they they just saw somebody did somebody did Oh, they asked for Hold on okay Hold on yeah
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: they were so violent that no one could pass that way.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're right, nobody did ask.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But they were shouting and they were getting in people's faces.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody could pass that way.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like they were just going to pawn himself to kill a whole heart of pigs.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because there's two guys that won't let people pass.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like maybe these two guys were not demon possessed.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they were like trolls, like they were guarding the bridge or something.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they were like, it's $500 if you want to enter this town and then Jesus was like fuck you I'm gonna pay him $500 and so then he killed the guys But then they were like oh, you shouldn't have done that the town's gonna get you now And so then he is like get me.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll show you is gonna get me and then he killed all the pigs too and they were like
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: However, we're going to spin this, and so then they turned it into a magic story, and so then the pay carders were like, and they ran back to town and were like, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: So really, it was just Jesus and his violent mob causing problems.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they just in Matthew's story, they just flipped the script.
• 39:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so then Jesus and his crew walk in a town and they're like, no, we don't even want to hear your fucking story.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: We already heard.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jesus is more like the godfather.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: they make them an awful they can't refuse.
• 39:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true, it's true.
• 39:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you know that that line that I just quoted is on the American film Institute's top 10 list of all time quotes from movies?
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't know.
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm an awful they can't refuse.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 40:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have questions about this.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I have lots of questions.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lots of questions.
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: The biggest question that I have quite honestly is what the actual fuck?
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 40:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my main question.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: About the entire team in possession just came out of fucking nowhere with the news estimate here.
• 40:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're just like, there's demons running all over the goddamn place.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen, we had a whole witch of Endor that only came up once, in the whole entire Old Testament, five years one witch.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But now it's come up twice in single episode.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now we've had demons, we've had angels, we're only eight chapters into the first book and we've had so many goddamn angels, so many goddamn demons.
• 40:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's no wonder the show supernatural had so much material to deal with.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they didn't even have to go into the Old Testament.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: All they had to do was read the new testament and they're like Jesus Christ.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've got at least 15 seasons worth the material here Oh, yeah, just in that first eat chop because a Matthew will own right we haven't even got to revelation yet.
• 41:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah So I mean, I'm sure there's other shit through I mean, this is just the beginning of a new testament
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: is crazy.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is, it is.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Angels and demons.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I didn't see none of them before hard.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this has gotten so much more supernatural.
• 41:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, it's magic all over the fucking place.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crazy.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was Matthew chapter eight.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we will be back next time with little mighty chapter nine.
• 41:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you then.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: May.