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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all all suit giving them like the miling
- 0:17Speaker 1: things in the sub Steve listen to mother for Steve,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I don't joint turn turn to turn them out. Got
- 1:44Speaker 1: to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on your back. Uh huh, I show will
- 2:03Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice and now
- 2:06Speaker 1: come on dig me one and only. Steve Harvey got
- 2:09Speaker 1: a radio show one more time partner, Steve Harvey got
- 2:12Speaker 1: a radio show. Man. How amazing is that? How good
- 2:20Speaker 1: has God been to me? How good has He been
- 2:24Speaker 1: to you? Just check yourself sometimes, just sit up, Just
- 2:29Speaker 1: let's run a survey. Just look at your life, where
- 2:31Speaker 1: it's at. It might not be where you want it
- 2:34Speaker 1: to be, but that's probably some decisions you made. But really, though,
- 2:38Speaker 1: in spite of all the crazy mistakes I hadn't made,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I mean, man, I look back at some of the
- 2:46Speaker 1: decisions I didn't came up with, and and man, it's
- 2:48Speaker 1: it's it's just amazing He let me live. I mean,
- 2:52Speaker 1: it's it's and and and to exist the way I exist,
- 2:55Speaker 1: that's nothing but grace, mercy, favor all that is. That's
- 3:00Speaker 1: my mama praying for me when I wasn't praying for myself.
- 3:03Speaker 1: That had to be it, because, man, I can truly
- 3:05Speaker 1: tell you I have made enough mistakes man, stuff you
- 3:10Speaker 1: would never even know about, and recovered from them all
- 3:15Speaker 1: you can too, and I don't care what you've done.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Marvin Sapp has a song out that says he saw
- 3:21Speaker 1: the best in me when everyone else around me could
- 3:25Speaker 1: only see the worst in me. You know that that's
- 3:29Speaker 1: an important song man, especially you know. I want to
- 3:33Speaker 1: talk to men today because man, being a man is
- 3:40Speaker 1: so so difficult. Please know it has been my quest
- 3:46Speaker 1: ever since I was a little boy. My father had
- 3:49Speaker 1: one ambition, son, I don't care what you do, but
- 3:54Speaker 1: when I get through raising you, you will be a man.
- 3:57Speaker 1: That's all I want you to be. And he never
- 3:59Speaker 1: cared what I do it for a living and never
- 4:01Speaker 1: made a difference to him. You're going to be a man.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Manhood is difficult, now, ladies says listening to this, I'm
- 4:08Speaker 1: not saying womanhood ain't. I don't know what it takes
- 4:11Speaker 1: to be a woman, so you know, but I do
- 4:14Speaker 1: know exactly what it takes to be a man. So
- 4:17Speaker 1: you know, sometimes when you talk to people on the radio,
- 4:20Speaker 1: you have to preface things because people are just go
- 4:23Speaker 1: he trying to make it look like womanhood. Ain't. No,
- 4:25Speaker 1: That's not what I'm doing. I'm just talking to men
- 4:28Speaker 1: today to explain to them that deigned by the self
- 4:31Speaker 1: and struggling trying to figure this thing out, that you
- 4:34Speaker 1: are not alone in your quest for manhood. That is difficult,
- 4:38Speaker 1: but I gotta I gotta tell you, man manhood is
- 4:43Speaker 1: that kind of difficult, and it becomes even more compounded
- 4:47Speaker 1: if a young boy does not have a male role model.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it again.
- 4:54Speaker 1: A young boy without a male role model is like
- 4:57Speaker 1: an explorer without a map. Well, I have a suggestion
- 5:01Speaker 1: for everybody that's struggling with manhood and all of the
- 5:04Speaker 1: men out there that are men. This messages for all
- 5:07Speaker 1: of us, and it's for me too. You know. I
- 5:10Speaker 1: was listening to Joyce Myers the other day and she
- 5:14Speaker 1: made a statement, she said, sometimes you got to do
- 5:17Speaker 1: the right thing, even when it feels wrong. You know,
- 5:21Speaker 1: one of the difficulties of manhood is pure pressure and
- 5:28Speaker 1: the misguided principles of manhood. See what God wants us
- 5:33Speaker 1: to be as men and what we believe manhood is
- 5:38Speaker 1: sometimes two different things. Give you an example. I wrote
- 5:42Speaker 1: this book for women, right and I was telling them
- 5:45Speaker 1: the three ways that a man shows his love, and
- 5:48Speaker 1: I call him three pas. We profess, we protect, and
- 5:52Speaker 1: we provide every man who is a man. That's how
- 5:56Speaker 1: he exhibits love. When I talkie talkie converting with our
- 6:00Speaker 1: great nurturists. But when it comes down to do it,
- 6:04Speaker 1: what we all want to do, what is in our
- 6:06Speaker 1: day DNA, is to profess our love for something you
- 6:09Speaker 1: as a woman, to protect you as a woman, and
- 6:12Speaker 1: to provide for you as a woman. That's in our DNA. Now,
- 6:15Speaker 1: sometimes that gets messed up, and I'll give you an example.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Sometimes when a boy doesn't have the proper, real role
- 6:23Speaker 1: model in his life, he takes that principle of love
- 6:26Speaker 1: that we all possessing us every man, the professing part,
- 6:28Speaker 1: the protecting and in the providing part, and we misplay it.
- 6:33Speaker 1: That's why gangs exist. Gangs exist off those three principles.
- 6:39Speaker 1: What's the first thing a gang member doe? He professed,
- 6:42Speaker 1: he claim a hood. That's the first thing you do.
- 6:44Speaker 1: This is my neighborhood. I'm Duke's tray, I'm triple h,
- 6:48Speaker 1: I'm dude, de Duke, I'm purple, I'm red, I'm blue.
- 6:51Speaker 1: The first thing they do is claim that's professing. That's
- 6:54Speaker 1: how we show our love. But it's misguided though. Now
- 6:58Speaker 1: we're professing something that ain't even good for us. Your hood,
- 7:02Speaker 1: your game, your click now, guess what. Now we got
- 7:06Speaker 1: to protect it. So now as a protection part of
- 7:11Speaker 1: our love, here we go. You come down here, We're
- 7:14Speaker 1: gonna do this to you. You go over there, they're
- 7:17Speaker 1: gonna do that to you. You protect your hood, This
- 7:19Speaker 1: your turf, This is all you got. You ain't nobody
- 7:22Speaker 1: coming down here with blue own. Can't nobody come over
- 7:24Speaker 1: here with red on. You can't come over here with
- 7:25Speaker 1: purple on. You can't come over here with black and
- 7:27Speaker 1: gold on. And we and we protect that because that's
- 7:31Speaker 1: in our DNA. And then what's the third thing we provide?
- 7:34Speaker 1: So guess what the game need money? Guess what we do.
- 7:37Speaker 1: We're selling drugs, we're selling women, we're selling guns. It
- 7:44Speaker 1: go back to the same thing. Man. I don't know
- 7:46Speaker 1: how God gave it to me that way when I
- 7:48Speaker 1: was writing a book, But he showed it to me
- 7:50Speaker 1: along the way. That's how men love well. When you
- 7:52Speaker 1: don't have a role model in your life. Guess what,
- 7:54Speaker 1: Now that love is misplaced, it's misguided, it's off track.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Ain't no man told you that. Really you're supposed to
- 8:01Speaker 1: take this love and give it to a woman. You're
- 8:03Speaker 1: really supposed to profess, protect and provide for a woman,
- 8:07Speaker 1: not your gang set. Now you professing your hood, repping
- 8:11Speaker 1: a color. You're protecting your territory, shooting people driving by
- 8:15Speaker 1: coming over you on your street, and then you provide.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Now you are here selling drugs and guns for the
- 8:19Speaker 1: same thing. When a boy does not have a male
- 8:22Speaker 1: role model, he has a misguided way of looking at manhood.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Here's a deal. See, God created all of us in
- 8:31Speaker 1: his image. That means He's put some of our DNA
- 8:35Speaker 1: in him. That's why I seen your DNA to profess,
- 8:38Speaker 1: protect and provide because guess what, that's what God do
- 8:41Speaker 1: for us, because we His children. I'm just talking to
- 8:45Speaker 1: men right now. I'm just telling you, man, I had
- 8:48Speaker 1: to wake up about five years ago. I wasn't doing
- 8:51Speaker 1: what God wanted me to do, and then he shook me.
- 8:55Speaker 1: He said, man, I'm gonna bring about some changes in
- 8:57Speaker 1: your life. I'm gonna cause some things to happen that's
- 9:00Speaker 1: gonna put you in a position in this time. You're
- 9:02Speaker 1: gonna listen to me, because if you don't, you're gonna
- 9:05Speaker 1: keep living in this pain you've been in. But you
- 9:07Speaker 1: put yourself in this pain. I own no blame to
- 9:10Speaker 1: no one else but myself. Please know. I know that.
- 9:14Speaker 1: And that's how you really get to manhood when you
- 9:17Speaker 1: figure out what you hadn't done wrong. You can't blame
- 9:19Speaker 1: this on none of your exes because you're a man.
- 9:21Speaker 1: You can't go my ex dear this none. No, you're
- 9:24Speaker 1: a man, partner. You got to take responsibility for yours
- 9:28Speaker 1: and yours alone. If you got kids, you got to
- 9:31Speaker 1: get to them some kind of way. Write him a letter,
- 9:34Speaker 1: send them the money. If she won't let you see it,
- 9:36Speaker 1: for the money, whatever, send them money to a mama.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Do what you're supposed to do as a man. Do
- 9:42Speaker 1: what God want you to do, man, because he's not
- 9:45Speaker 1: letting us off the hook for what we're supposed to
- 9:48Speaker 1: be just because you ain't doing it. And if you
- 9:50Speaker 1: do it, you turn your life around. Just holding that
- 9:53Speaker 1: the fellas to day I saw, sorry about that. You're listening,
- 10:01Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. The time has arrived. It's moaning time,
- 10:06Speaker 1: a new day, I said, it's moaning time. One to moan,
- 10:25Speaker 1: but not too loan. So that's it. That was all
- 10:36Speaker 1: for the moaning show. Steve Water show chopping, popper cracking,
- 10:40Speaker 1: sunny Strawberry, calif El, Martha and South Junior Boy government
- 10:43Speaker 1: name kills faith in the legend of nephew Tommy Junior.
- 10:47Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? Man? I was, hey, I
- 10:49Speaker 1: got a situation, situation situations. Yeah, I've probably been in it. Yeah, yeah,
- 10:56Speaker 1: you know, I don't even know what to do of
- 10:58Speaker 1: nervous because it's gonna be our six month anniversary. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 11:02Speaker 1: this this, this is big for her because you've already
- 11:04Speaker 1: told me. Yeah, it is half year, that's right. Yeah,
- 11:08Speaker 1: So you had any idea what they expected? Well see no, no, no, no, no,
- 11:12Speaker 1: what they expect that's what you need to get ready for. See.
- 11:16Speaker 1: They create eight monumental moments, yeah, that we never think about.
- 11:24Speaker 1: So it's like Sweeties Day could pop up one year,
- 11:27Speaker 1: then maybe it won't. Maybe maybe one year. I don't
- 11:31Speaker 1: know whow as black people saint Paddy Day might be
- 11:34Speaker 1: important one day, you know you and all that day
- 11:37Speaker 1: I didn't get a plan on all the day. Then
- 11:39Speaker 1: you know, m the secretary day her It ain't even
- 11:42Speaker 1: a secretary. They never know. They create eight monum mental
- 11:48Speaker 1: moments through out there like I ain't never nothing like it, man,
- 11:51Speaker 1: and you and you just have to be ready for it. Nah.
- 11:54Speaker 1: She has told you that this six months is big
- 11:58Speaker 1: for her. So now let me ask you this question. Huh,
- 12:04Speaker 1: how you think you are to play? Oh? That's the part.
- 12:09Speaker 1: That's why I'm strugged. That's like I thought, dinner, dinn'll
- 12:11Speaker 1: be good. Let me ask you a question, man, what
- 12:13Speaker 1: is the struggle. She just told you that it was
- 12:17Speaker 1: big to her. Now that's why I'm struggling. What what? What? Yeah?
- 12:22Speaker 1: I said, you know, like dinner and then you know,
- 12:24Speaker 1: maybe you know, have a weekend at a hotel or something.
- 12:27Speaker 1: You know. Okay, now, thank this out now, thank this
- 12:29Speaker 1: out now calls set. This is the six year, six
- 12:34Speaker 1: month anniversary. Okay. When is her birthday? January fourth? Okay? Cool,
- 12:42Speaker 1: so you got time. Yeah, but the next minute big
- 12:45Speaker 1: moment is probably gonna be Mother's Day. Ah see, So
- 12:51Speaker 1: now what you're getting ready to do now in March? Yeah,
- 12:56Speaker 1: when when is the six month anniversary the next week next?
- 13:00Speaker 1: To see what you're getting ready to doing in March.
- 13:04Speaker 1: You got the prepath cause Mother's Day coming God, and
- 13:08Speaker 1: now all these have to top what was done before.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Are they gonna think that you consider that less than
- 13:17Speaker 1: the event before? Because if you don't think Mother's Day
- 13:20Speaker 1: supersede this damn six months, your ass is in for
- 13:25Speaker 1: a surprise. Welcome to marriage, Junior. Not gonna do well
- 13:28Speaker 1: in this thing right here, none of us do. Just
- 13:31Speaker 1: hanging there and do the best you cad top coming
- 13:34Speaker 1: up at about thirty two minutes after the hour, will
- 13:36Speaker 1: you're from the nephew as he runs that prank back
- 13:39Speaker 1: right after this? Well that ain't his, mamma, though you're listening.
- 13:46Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 13:48Speaker 1: prank back. Nephew, what is it gonna be this morning? Well,
- 13:53Speaker 1: you know the title is, and it was stupid yesterday
- 13:58Speaker 1: and it'll be stupid again to day. Calvin done lost
- 14:01Speaker 1: his mind. Calvin done lost his mind. Calvin out there
- 14:07Speaker 1: on some expect the ganget type of stuff. You understand, Well,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I'm real, by man. Let's go kick real. But man, Hello, Hello,
- 14:16Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a bree Please. This is hi Breed.
- 14:20Speaker 1: This is offers from the Dallas Police Department. Okay, wanted
- 14:25Speaker 1: to give you a call. Man. We have your husband,
- 14:27Speaker 1: mister Calvin. Is there any way you can actually come
- 14:32Speaker 1: down to the police station today? Calvin? Is he Calvin? Okay?
- 14:42Speaker 1: We have Calvin. He's been picked up for a Class
- 14:44Speaker 1: C mister demeanor, and I wanted to see if you're
- 14:48Speaker 1: able to pick him up. We're not going to press charges.
- 14:50Speaker 1: There is a two hundred and fifty dollar fine that
- 14:53Speaker 1: needs to be paid, but we I'm giving you a call.
- 14:55Speaker 1: He asked me to call his wife to see if
- 14:57Speaker 1: you would actually come and pick him up. So it's
- 15:00Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty dollars five. Do something as
- 15:02Speaker 1: I get there. Yes, we do need two hundred and
- 15:05Speaker 1: fifty dollars five. Oh, say lord, because I don't. I
- 15:08Speaker 1: don't have it. I'm not to call this mom and
- 15:10Speaker 1: get it. What is he there for? Uh? He was
- 15:14Speaker 1: in decent exposure, ma'am. He was in a park. Are
- 15:17Speaker 1: you familiar with Lakeside Park? Yeah? Okay, he was out
- 15:21Speaker 1: at Lakeside Park and he was in decent exposure. He
- 15:24Speaker 1: had no clothes on. He was with another person, another
- 15:29Speaker 1: female out there, and they had no clothes on, waiting
- 15:32Speaker 1: whole the hell up, you ud make a big mistakes.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Calvin supposed to work, that's what hell. Calvin's supposed to
- 15:40Speaker 1: be a car. So you saying that you saw him,
- 15:47Speaker 1: it's not a detective that was actually police officer. Man
- 15:50Speaker 1: had actually brought them in. They're both were brought in here,
- 15:53Speaker 1: um about two hours ago. He's been processed. He has
- 15:57Speaker 1: been processed, but we need somebody to actually come him up.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Now take this get okay, well tell me what are
- 16:03Speaker 1: the two of the female? What's the female name? To
- 16:05Speaker 1: sell Rik too that with him? She has been arrested.
- 16:08Speaker 1: She's actually on the other side of the jail. She's
- 16:11Speaker 1: on the woman women's side. Okay, can get in that name.
- 16:14Speaker 1: I do not have her name in front of me.
- 16:16Speaker 1: I will be able to have that a little later
- 16:18Speaker 1: or um. But right now, I think more importantly he's
- 16:21Speaker 1: he's actually sitting in a holding tank with with no
- 16:24Speaker 1: clothes on. So I wait a minute, I mean Calvin
- 16:26Speaker 1: then lost this guy nine. I'm not going to pick
- 16:30Speaker 1: him up on us. Let me tell you what you
- 16:33Speaker 1: need to be killing Calvin. You need to tell Calvin
- 16:36Speaker 1: that he needs to come up with two hundred and
- 16:37Speaker 1: fifty dollars to get his coing. You just gotta sit
- 16:40Speaker 1: ovid and then you need to come up with some
- 16:42Speaker 1: more money to take for this divorce because I'm handing
- 16:44Speaker 1: him the takers and you telling him yea, yeah, I'll
- 16:47Speaker 1: do us all. I'm gonna calling his mama. She can
- 16:49Speaker 1: come to this, I know, well, can this clothes down now?
- 16:55Speaker 1: When he gets this brot to see that? You know
- 17:00Speaker 1: that's what they taken now, you know what. Yeah, I'm
- 17:03Speaker 1: calling this mom and I'm gonna tell she's gonna breath
- 17:05Speaker 1: mich because I wanted to bring her. Don't she always
- 17:08Speaker 1: on his side? To see? She always on his side,
- 17:11Speaker 1: So I want to take her on up there, see
- 17:13Speaker 1: her up that naked and then and then and then
- 17:17Speaker 1: she let him explain that. Yeah, but yeah, come you
- 17:19Speaker 1: kill perfect and make sure you tell him that I said.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Then you get him something about the situation. I'm not
- 17:26Speaker 1: coming to get him and he ain't bringing it, thank you.
- 17:29Speaker 1: Let him bring okay, uh miss miss Bree, all right,
- 17:35Speaker 1: I just got some paperwork in here about who the
- 17:39Speaker 1: actual female he he was arrested with. She was also
- 17:43Speaker 1: out there at Lakeside Park and uh, let's see here.
- 17:49Speaker 1: It seems like we've got to miss Francis Francis. Uh us,
- 17:56Speaker 1: who Francis? You know you found a Francis naked? Yes,
- 18:03Speaker 1: ma'am are you? I'm sorry? Do you know a Francis? Yes,
- 18:06Speaker 1: I'm a Francis. That's my first Okay, Well, can I
- 18:12Speaker 1: say something else about your sister? Can I tell you this?
- 18:15Speaker 1: Go ahead? Francis got me to prank phone call you, baby.
- 18:19Speaker 1: This is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morty Show. Brie,
- 18:22Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your sister Francis. Oh lord jesus,
- 18:31Speaker 1: if I tell you what I just havent done on
- 18:33Speaker 1: this fun I can't tell you. Bob Francis, I will
- 18:37Speaker 1: get ready to come up and all four And I know,
- 18:41Speaker 1: damn well, Cavin wasn't up the naked. He's not doing
- 18:44Speaker 1: it like that. I mean, they don't even really get along.
- 18:47Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like, is that what I'm all about? Really?
- 18:51Speaker 1: I ain't got time follow this. I'm gonna get t
- 18:53Speaker 1: thank you though, he can I ask yourself? Breathe, baby,
- 18:57Speaker 1: What's what's the baddest radio show in the land? Oh
- 19:00Speaker 1: the Steve Prime Friends? If okay? Stupid at it's I
- 19:12Speaker 1: love best, I love nets down with the stupidity. Never
- 19:17Speaker 1: gonna let you down. I will. Hey, what is you're doing?
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- 19:57Speaker 1: Night in Dallas, Texas at Texas Trust, Kay Landing the
- 20:00Speaker 1: cut out of that the nephew would hid it to
- 20:04Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it like I did last time.
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- 20:13Speaker 1: That's the Nephew and Life Jennings putting it down eighteenth. Yeah,
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- 20:23Speaker 1: your three days to go. Hell, it's amazing. How not
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- 20:49Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building you're listening show coming up
- 20:55Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. In Entertainment News, Black
- 20:58Speaker 1: China breast and butt reduction as part of almost Yeah,
- 21:06Speaker 1: she got a breast and butt reduction as part of
- 21:09Speaker 1: changing her life's journey like that. Ruthie Carter didn't. I
- 21:14Speaker 1: never saw the ad on so well, if you saw her,
- 21:18Speaker 1: that's what you saw. You can get your old boot.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I don't really know her. It never goes anywhere. They
- 21:25Speaker 1: just enhance it it. Yeah, you don't cut that one
- 21:29Speaker 1: off and put a new one on. Tommy. I don't
- 21:32Speaker 1: know concerned. Yeah, I'm not one. You don't have to
- 21:38Speaker 1: because yours is half and Ruth E. Carter is the
- 21:45Speaker 1: first black woman to win two Oscars, and singer Jason
- 21:48Speaker 1: Derulo leaves a five thousand dollars tip or a server.
- 21:52Speaker 1: We'll see if this crew whatever. Right now, right now,
- 21:56Speaker 1: it is time to ask the Chief Love. Through Steve
- 22:00Speaker 1: Harvey as the fellow, tyr And Auburn writes, my husband
- 22:04Speaker 1: and I are staying with his parents temporarily, and his
- 22:07Speaker 1: mother is very judgmental. She keeps telling me that I
- 22:10Speaker 1: need to be more modest. I want to tell her,
- 22:13Speaker 1: if she wasn't so modest, her husband wouldn't be cheating.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Is that fair? That's very unfair. That's very un that's
- 22:24Speaker 1: very unfair. Don't say that to that woman. You in
- 22:26Speaker 1: her house horrible. See she might know her husband cheating,
- 22:31Speaker 1: and you walking around in unmodest clothes is creating another
- 22:35Speaker 1: problem for her. Ever thought about that? Going in buy
- 22:41Speaker 1: your answer down and come on in here and help
- 22:43Speaker 1: me clean up this kitchen. Walmart has him those times,
- 22:50Speaker 1: No little flowers on him, he pots cows only Katrese
- 23:08Speaker 1: and oak Park says, I walked into our bedroom and
- 23:10Speaker 1: caught my husband off guard while he was watching porn.
- 23:14Speaker 1: I jumped in the bed and watched him with him,
- 23:16Speaker 1: watched it with him, thinking he was about to go down.
- 23:20Speaker 1: He fell asleep and didn't touch me. Why didn't he
- 23:22Speaker 1: want to have sex? Maybe? Maybe maybe you didn't come
- 23:26Speaker 1: in there earlier enough. How come he didn't touch you?
- 23:33Speaker 1: Well maybe well you know what I'm saying. Next question
- 23:36Speaker 1: Shelly in the earlier that's it, that's all, And moving
- 23:42Speaker 1: on to Shamari in Detroit. Shamari says, my ex husband's
- 23:46Speaker 1: new wife used to mess with one of my cousins.
- 23:49Speaker 1: My cousin can't stand my ex since he cheated on me,
- 23:52Speaker 1: so he's plotting to have sex with his wife as payback. Wow,
- 23:57Speaker 1: Am I wrong? If I let it happen? Should I
- 23:59Speaker 1: advise my cousin not to do this? It's with your
- 24:02Speaker 1: ex husband. This ain't got nothing to do with you.
- 24:05Speaker 1: And if he don't like the way your ex husband
- 24:08Speaker 1: treated you and he gonna sleep with his wife, he
- 24:10Speaker 1: might end up in a situation he ain't ready fault.
- 24:14Speaker 1: So I mean, if I was you, I would tell
- 24:16Speaker 1: him just leave it alone, don't do it for him.
- 24:19Speaker 1: He really gonna do it anywhere? It ain't got nothing
- 24:20Speaker 1: to do with you. He just gonna see if he
- 24:22Speaker 1: can get up back. So that's all it is, not
- 24:26Speaker 1: see because it go down different with dudes, especially if
- 24:31Speaker 1: you know you. It go down different with dudes when
- 24:34Speaker 1: they find out the dude don't dude. Yeah, it's gonna
- 24:37Speaker 1: be it's gonna be a situation. Okay, So she needs
- 24:41Speaker 1: to stay out of it. That is your advice. Well,
- 24:43Speaker 1: stay out of it, but tell him don't do that
- 24:45Speaker 1: for me because you've moved on. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah,
- 24:50Speaker 1: all right, all right, last one, Steve. This one's from
- 24:53Speaker 1: Herman Herman, one of your favorites, Hermann Herman in New Way,
- 25:00Speaker 1: New Work. Herman says, I've been married for twenty six
- 25:04Speaker 1: years and my wife still checks my texts and my voicemail.
- 25:08Speaker 1: I have nothing to hide, so it's getting old. Yesterday,
- 25:13Speaker 1: she says she does not want me on social media anymore.
- 25:16Speaker 1: That's how I connect with fraternity brothers. So should I
- 25:20Speaker 1: put my foot down or do what she asks to
- 25:23Speaker 1: keep the peace? Oh well, I mean she can't tell
- 25:26Speaker 1: you to stay on social media, right, you know, you
- 25:29Speaker 1: pick up the phone, You pick up the phone. You know,
- 25:33Speaker 1: I'm I stay in touch with people like this, you know,
- 25:36Speaker 1: it's twenty six years. You're gonna mess what I'll make
- 25:38Speaker 1: me leave you? That's what he should tell oh, because
- 25:42Speaker 1: what I ain't even do twenty six It then got old? Noah,
- 25:46Speaker 1: he told you then got old. Yeah, you know he'd
- 25:49Speaker 1: rode in and then got old. And now it then't
- 25:54Speaker 1: got old. You didn't got old. All this mess we're
- 25:57Speaker 1: doing didn't got old. Social media new Yeah, but I
- 26:02Speaker 1: mean as a wife, you just tell him. Look, I
- 26:05Speaker 1: don't want you on social media? How does that work?
- 26:09Speaker 1: Not his mom my wife? Don't want me to cuss
- 26:12Speaker 1: no more? Well that's but you know here we are. Yeah,
- 26:19Speaker 1: you know you take take these kids and do tell
- 26:23Speaker 1: you get these kids. I stop all this cussin. Get
- 26:28Speaker 1: these kids, you know, give me, give me, get all
- 26:31Speaker 1: my checks into the house free, you know, do all
- 26:35Speaker 1: this hill. Call the mortgage company, tell him, wipe it off.
- 26:39Speaker 1: You know we're good. I used to be all this shit.
- 26:41Speaker 1: You know. Hey, Hey, let's get ready grandkids college fund.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Let's quit worrying about this will. Let's just gonna do
- 26:50Speaker 1: this money. Let's get on up out of hill. Tell
- 26:53Speaker 1: you what come up with the way. Well, I ain't
- 26:57Speaker 1: got work no more. We take all this, Benna be
- 27:01Speaker 1: somewhere singing church songs. Him man steven gospel artists. What concert? Yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 1: because my first gospel he hit it's gonna be it
- 27:21Speaker 1: ain't far from Hell. I'm talking about Hell the courage
- 27:35Speaker 1: second hit, the hell I'm talking about. It's the second gospel. Yeah.
- 27:43Speaker 1: All my songs gonna be real touchy, any more help
- 27:52Speaker 1: for it. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
- 27:57Speaker 1: do remakes. I'm gonna do covers. Okay, Ah, you're almost
- 28:02Speaker 1: in here. Hell by nine. You will never never, never
- 28:11Speaker 1: know we but it's high. I just do covers. Give
- 28:20Speaker 1: me another song, right quick? Throw a song out? Yearning
- 28:25Speaker 1: uh gap band hever. It's not the same as Heim.
- 28:40Speaker 1: You was heading straight to hand. I can't keep running.
- 28:54Speaker 1: You just keep running running straight into him. All right,
- 29:01Speaker 1: Thank you to Scott. You're listening. Show well. Reality starred
- 29:19Speaker 1: Black China, whose real name is Angela White, revealed last
- 29:22Speaker 1: week that she had a breath reduction and she got
- 29:25Speaker 1: her butt shots taken out as part of her quote
- 29:28Speaker 1: life changing journey. Black China made it clear that she
- 29:32Speaker 1: did not have but implant. She had very dangerous silicone injections.
- 29:38Speaker 1: In her butt cheeks. Take a listen. So one of
- 29:44Speaker 1: the things that I fol is going to take me
- 29:46Speaker 1: to MCT level is obviously take you some of these
- 29:50Speaker 1: as shots out. And by the way, ash shots, the
- 29:53Speaker 1: VIBEO is solely different. And I'm gonna tell you why
- 29:55Speaker 1: a BBO is when the usual of that ash shots silicon.
- 30:00Speaker 1: So I just want to order these out there. You know,
- 30:03Speaker 1: do not get silicone shots because you can't get sick,
- 30:08Speaker 1: you can die, have complications and all this other crazy stuff.
- 30:13Speaker 1: I haven't had any crazy complications since I got it.
- 30:15Speaker 1: I got it when I was nineteen years old. But
- 30:19Speaker 1: now I'm moving here in life. So I'm like this
- 30:22Speaker 1: out of my ass swapping grow. Wow, we just had
- 30:27Speaker 1: a bootication. We just got educated. It was a knowledge
- 30:33Speaker 1: we didn't know. I didn't great, Great, Wait a minute,
- 30:36Speaker 1: I love that. Any comments. See well, she said if
- 30:43Speaker 1: you get silicone shots, you could get sick or die.
- 30:48Speaker 1: That's it. And then you go down there anyway, I'm confused,
- 30:54Speaker 1: can open it? Like? Let can I say this? Man?
- 30:58Speaker 1: And as a sixty six year old man that grew
- 31:02Speaker 1: up in the seventies loving women, grew up in the eighties,
- 31:07Speaker 1: loving women, nineties, loving women their bodies was fun. Yeah,
- 31:12Speaker 1: I just see these these things we're doing now, for
- 31:15Speaker 1: these bodies of perfection where you can't walk good, No
- 31:20Speaker 1: more you you you can't. It's slidding. And they say
- 31:24Speaker 1: us addictive, They say when they get one, they keep going. Hey, man,
- 31:28Speaker 1: let me tell you something, a beauty path. I never
- 31:30Speaker 1: told this story one time at Miss Universe, and I
- 31:34Speaker 1: know the country. The girl was walking and her ass
- 31:39Speaker 1: cheek fail. What she was walking in the paget. Yeah,
- 31:45Speaker 1: and her ass cheek failed. One side of her ass
- 31:48Speaker 1: cheek failed. Where did it go down in her thigh.
- 31:53Speaker 1: It ain't fall on the floor, you know, the little
- 31:56Speaker 1: playing or whatever she had, It's in her body. It
- 31:58Speaker 1: just slipped down and you saw the whole ass cheek
- 32:01Speaker 1: just slide. Whoa, that's crazy. Wow. How you push that
- 32:06Speaker 1: ass back up there and keep walking. Well, let's no,
- 32:09Speaker 1: that didn't happen though, hu hut her whole she was
- 32:12Speaker 1: put out the paget. I'm wish she had to for
- 32:14Speaker 1: medical reasons. Yeah you know, yeah, well, um, but you know,
- 32:18Speaker 1: I mean, surgery is not illegal in a pageant. I'm
- 32:20Speaker 1: not just what I'm saying, but I'm just saying that
- 32:23Speaker 1: that happened at Miss Universe one yet Wow, that is crazy.
- 32:28Speaker 1: On Instagram videos, China said she's deactivating her only fans
- 32:32Speaker 1: account for the sake of her two children, and she
- 32:35Speaker 1: will no longer wear the long sharp nails she used
- 32:37Speaker 1: to wear because she's quote stepping into a different way.
- 32:41Speaker 1: China says, they said she made two hundred and forty
- 32:45Speaker 1: million on her your fans is wow? Yeah, what are
- 32:52Speaker 1: they doing on there? How much she made two hundred
- 32:57Speaker 1: and forty thinking about it? About to catch another flight
- 33:04Speaker 1: a bottom making way. Come on, all right, we gotta
- 33:11Speaker 1: say congratulations going out to an outstanding costumer. On Sunday Night,
- 33:16Speaker 1: costume designer Ruth E. Carter became the first black woman
- 33:19Speaker 1: to win multiple Academy Awards Any Awards shows ninety fifth
- 33:23Speaker 1: year history in twenty nineteen. You recall she won an
- 33:27Speaker 1: Oscar for Best Costume Design for Black Panther. Then on Sunday,
- 33:30Speaker 1: she also took home another Oscar for Best Costume Design
- 33:35Speaker 1: for Black Panther Wakonda Forever. Carter and now joins a
- 33:38Speaker 1: list of black Oscar winners with two awards, including Densel Washington,
- 33:43Speaker 1: me Herschela Ali Willie D. Burton and Russell Williams the
- 33:47Speaker 1: second and here's a field. Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah this is short.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Yeah yoh yeah yeah yeah yeah congratulations. Huh. Here to
- 34:00Speaker 1: feel good story for your singer. Jason Derulo took his
- 34:04Speaker 1: family to dinner at Charleston's Restaurant in Omaha, Nebraska, and
- 34:09Speaker 1: Jason Derulo left their server, Jordan Shaffer, a very generous
- 34:13Speaker 1: five thousand dollars tip on a seven hundred and fifty
- 34:17Speaker 1: nine dollars bill uh. Shaffer shared Derulo's act of kindness
- 34:21Speaker 1: on TikTok, saying, hey, Jason, thank you. You just paid
- 34:25Speaker 1: for a semester at my college. I can't say thank
- 34:27Speaker 1: you enough. That was nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I
- 34:36Speaker 1: don't like it when they put it on there. I
- 34:38Speaker 1: don't like it when they let me tell you something.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Will you put the automatic tip on there, I'll let
- 34:44Speaker 1: you ride. Yeah, because I'm a really really huge tipper oftentimes, okay,
- 34:50Speaker 1: oftentimes I took between fifty to one hundred nine oftentimes. Yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Well see that's really nice because when you take us out,
- 35:01Speaker 1: you pay for lunch or dinner or whatever it is,
- 35:03Speaker 1: and we never even see the bill. So I had
- 35:06Speaker 1: no idea as sports start asking for now started asking
- 35:12Speaker 1: for That's the problem. That's not what we do. Yeah,
- 35:17Speaker 1: I'm so grateful Steve, but it sounds like he wants
- 35:20Speaker 1: us to start asking for his bill. What just ass
- 35:23Speaker 1: I ain't gonna let you pay it, but he didn't
- 35:25Speaker 1: want you to ask. Junior's got involved in this conversation.
- 35:29Speaker 1: I ain't got no money because before we go, I
- 35:36Speaker 1: just want you to know that the best tippers in America,
- 35:38Speaker 1: according to a pole, are in Cleveland. All right? What
- 35:43Speaker 1: up coming up? In twenty minutes after the hour, twenty
- 35:46Speaker 1: five employees quit after a restaurant names two cocktails. You
- 35:51Speaker 1: guys aren't gonna like this, the Negro and the Caucasian.
- 35:56Speaker 1: We'll be back with that story right after this. What
- 36:00Speaker 1: you're listening to? A group of employees walked out of
- 36:05Speaker 1: their job at the Mela Kitchen in Mount Joey Township, Township,
- 36:09Speaker 1: Pennsylvania recently after management reportedly introduced drinks to the menu
- 36:14Speaker 1: that made the staff uncomfortable. The two new specialty cocktails
- 36:18Speaker 1: were named the Negro and the Caucasian, and the restaurant's
- 36:22Speaker 1: owner approved the additions to the cocktail venue. Twenty five
- 36:26Speaker 1: staff members at the restaurant have quit, citing that they
- 36:30Speaker 1: were deeply uncomfortable with the cocktails chosen and they will
- 36:34Speaker 1: not represent an establishment that is okay with this type
- 36:38Speaker 1: of language and white. I gotta ask you, yeah, yeah,
- 36:42Speaker 1: they were were black and white. And we need to
- 36:47Speaker 1: know first before we comment. What what was in the
- 36:52Speaker 1: Caucasian You tell us, oh, they don't have ingredients. Oh
- 37:00Speaker 1: we go, we don't have to mix fellas. Let's come
- 37:02Speaker 1: up with the mix. You, Timmy, you come up with
- 37:04Speaker 1: your mix for Caucasian Junior. You do yours and then
- 37:07Speaker 1: I'll do mine. Vodka. Oh man, what's he in a
- 37:11Speaker 1: white person? I mean a white drink? Let me see,
- 37:15Speaker 1: I'm taking too long. We got to go. I ain't know,
- 37:18Speaker 1: I ain't never jun Let me tell you. First thing
- 37:22Speaker 1: in this Caucasian and yaga mister off the top, that's right,
- 37:26Speaker 1: that Caucasian green stuff that yeah, that's in there, followed
- 37:30Speaker 1: by something else that I always see them grab khalula.
- 37:33Speaker 1: I don't know what's in kalula. And then they got
- 37:36Speaker 1: the white spicy whatever. That's why we don't know what
- 37:39Speaker 1: it is that people never well never ordered that they
- 37:41Speaker 1: got that in there. That's in there for because well,
- 37:46Speaker 1: I think in the caucasion they ought to have some
- 37:52Speaker 1: rice sockey that's white. I didn't come back with some
- 37:57Speaker 1: teetos they made out of white potatoes and top it
- 38:01Speaker 1: off with a hit of white Russian. That's already. That's
- 38:07Speaker 1: the caucasion, Tommy the Negro. Oh man, there's some crowning.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Now it's some men in now that thing that's strong.
- 38:17Speaker 1: But I'm thanking was crown some again, some Canadian and
- 38:21Speaker 1: the four different and some Ian j and there some
- 38:24Speaker 1: Erican jerking now both different. Look, boy, he knew that
- 38:28Speaker 1: one right off. Junior splash deck with some cram that
- 38:35Speaker 1: ain't the Negro. Ain't nothing but some hennessy with lemon
- 38:38Speaker 1: and line juice. That all that is. That's just shorten
- 38:42Speaker 1: it up with the Negro making me a negro, Give
- 38:45Speaker 1: me a double negro. Boy, Come and see what you
- 38:49Speaker 1: got for the negro is black coffee and slitch mult lifted.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Let's discuss Micky's as say, Mickey's yeah, oh my god,
- 39:10Speaker 1: I am a little farty enough, all right? Coming up
- 39:13Speaker 1: with thirty four minutes after the hour, we have word
- 39:15Speaker 1: from the Ballace that Prince Harry and Megan Markle were
- 39:18Speaker 1: invited to King Charles's coordination, but the children weren't invited. Well,
- 39:25Speaker 1: the wise Earl of Atingham, it's going to join us
- 39:28Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show. Well we have
- 39:34Speaker 1: to welcome back the Earl of Ottingham. He is here. Hi, Hi,
- 39:44Speaker 1: you're gonna have this morning wild shall Madam sh Duchess Carlo,
- 39:53Speaker 1: Good morning, dude, Rich, young Rich, Joe y'all morning, duke
- 40:01Speaker 1: j y'all. Uh you sat, Sir Thomas. What's going on today? Jerry?
- 40:13Speaker 1: I'll taps. Yeah. Well, I'm sure you've heard since you're
- 40:22Speaker 1: over there that Prince Harry and Megan Markle have been
- 40:25Speaker 1: invited to King Charles's coronation, which is taking place soon.
- 40:29Speaker 1: But according to reports, their son Archie who's three now,
- 40:32Speaker 1: and their daughter a little bit who's one, have not
- 40:35Speaker 1: received an invitation. Earl, have you been asked to babysit
- 40:39Speaker 1: the kids? Will you be there? What's the scoop? Quietly?
- 40:44Speaker 1: All the reason I'm on the show is because it's
- 40:46Speaker 1: only had in America's not being played here. King Charles
- 40:52Speaker 1: doesn't know that I'm here. The Queen tolerated man. She
- 40:57Speaker 1: knew I was only only back and the palace. He
- 41:01Speaker 1: doesn't know I'm here. I just stay clear out of
- 41:04Speaker 1: the way. He's such an ouz. I don't think I'll
- 41:08Speaker 1: stay here long if you it's got these people lyning
- 41:11Speaker 1: his socks and everything out, so suddenly if he's got
- 41:15Speaker 1: white folks on hunting, because Fox is don't telling what
- 41:18Speaker 1: he'll ask me. If he said black man, I'll be
- 41:22Speaker 1: over here wiping him if I had to stay in
- 41:24Speaker 1: the back somewhere. So if you know I've been finally
- 41:28Speaker 1: quite disturbing, you know that they would advise uh Chrince
- 41:30Speaker 1: Harry and making back, but not invite the children. But
- 41:35Speaker 1: that just holds onto the rule that they have. The
- 41:38Speaker 1: palace is an unspoken rule, only one block at a time.
- 41:43Speaker 1: They'll do Maden, but you won't be running a little
- 41:45Speaker 1: archy in here. I love archies. Arching is absolutely a
- 41:52Speaker 1: durable I haven't had the honor of seeing what's her name?
- 41:59Speaker 1: Was that an attempt to get back into the palace.
- 42:04Speaker 1: You've had a whole white British name, like who names
- 42:09Speaker 1: a child like she's in a shakespeare land? Last time
- 42:14Speaker 1: you named anybody baby by the name of La Bla.
- 42:19Speaker 1: You know, watering running shoot for something they could have
- 42:25Speaker 1: named Archie Romeo. That's what hell master P did it. No, no,
- 42:37Speaker 1: no no. It was a huge hit over here amongst
- 42:44Speaker 1: those workers, because every time the Queen would ask us
- 42:46Speaker 1: was something that we couldn't get it done, we'd all
- 42:50Speaker 1: be in the back singing na na, na, spot on
- 42:57Speaker 1: all that might say. But that's hard about that. The
- 43:00Speaker 1: children aren't coming, little arch and La because they don't
- 43:05Speaker 1: want them to get used to it, because once they
- 43:07Speaker 1: find out what they left, they'll hate their parage. Oh
- 43:10Speaker 1: is that what the real deal is? You mean to
- 43:12Speaker 1: tell me we could have been living like this and
- 43:15Speaker 1: you just couldn't take a couple of racial slurs? How
- 43:17Speaker 1: Die a terrible Dukers always one hundred. You know they
- 43:25Speaker 1: wrote a song about me, Duke Duke, joke Duke, call
- 43:30Speaker 1: the hell Duke, Duke, Duke, call the dude, Duke Duke
- 43:35Speaker 1: all it was four black men that wrote that song
- 43:38Speaker 1: about me. I really didn't know that. Well, you can't
- 43:43Speaker 1: listen to music, duke, you're not kidding me. They overhear it.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Who the hell is down that playing r RnB it?
- 43:54Speaker 1: I'll be out fastening merkan was you gotta be kidding me.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I don't do anything. Yes, caught it heard that the
- 44:00Speaker 1: king that they're having problems booking entertainment too. Of course
- 44:05Speaker 1: they have everything. He's such a square. Have you seen
- 44:07Speaker 1: as a woman? Oh my god, nobody want to come
- 44:11Speaker 1: and perform in front of high That's what it is.
- 44:14Speaker 1: It is the Nephew and the prank phone call. Right
- 44:16Speaker 1: after the twos. Everyone, all right, you're listening to morning show.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
- 44:31Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he's
- 44:34Speaker 1: padding everything. We'll get into that find out what that
- 44:39Speaker 1: all about right after this, but right now it is
- 44:44Speaker 1: time for the Nephew and Today's prank phone call. What
- 44:47Speaker 1: you got for us, nep Well, I truly believe, you know,
- 44:50Speaker 1: when someone passes away that they should be able to
- 44:53Speaker 1: be buried wherever they resided the most, wherever they hung
- 44:58Speaker 1: out at, you know, should be able to Yeah. So
- 45:01Speaker 1: this this, this is a little different here. This is
- 45:04Speaker 1: hump hung out in this particular city or no, no,
- 45:09Speaker 1: I'm like like this, this this funeral right here. We
- 45:12Speaker 1: wanted to take place at the club because, you know,
- 45:16Speaker 1: because that's what he hung out at. Funeral. This is
- 45:20Speaker 1: where he hung out the most. He was always at
- 45:22Speaker 1: the club. You know, I mean, ain't no sensing you.
- 45:26Speaker 1: You know, I understand the church and everything, but that
- 45:29Speaker 1: ain't where he was at the club. That's not how
- 45:34Speaker 1: he lived his life. You know. This is this is
- 45:37Speaker 1: about Chopper, Chopper Dog, the Chopper funeral. We want to
- 45:41Speaker 1: have it at the club. You understand, Chopper's funeral at
- 45:46Speaker 1: the club. That's what we want, so cat Dog, if
- 45:48Speaker 1: you don't mind, let's take a peek at Choppers funeral
- 45:53Speaker 1: at the club. Y'all trying to reach your James j James, Yeah, yeah,
- 46:00Speaker 1: what's up? Hey, this this is a gerald. Uh. I
- 46:04Speaker 1: was a friend of uh, your your friend Chopper, Yeah
- 46:09Speaker 1: huh and the Chopper just uh passed away last week, right,
- 46:15Speaker 1: I know they posed how the funeral and stuff over
- 46:18Speaker 1: at uh at my Baptist church and uh, I don't
- 46:22Speaker 1: really know you but me, me and me and Chopper
- 46:24Speaker 1: and a bunch of rest though was man, we used
- 46:26Speaker 1: to hang out at the club not too far from
- 46:28Speaker 1: the house. You know. That's pretty much where chopping wood
- 46:30Speaker 1: all the time. Or at the club anyway, what a
- 46:33Speaker 1: bunch of us was over at the club talking man,
- 46:35Speaker 1: and I was, we was really when to reach out
- 46:38Speaker 1: to one of the family members, you know, and then
- 46:40Speaker 1: somebody said you was, you know, kind of a good
- 46:42Speaker 1: friend of his. And when we we we we decided
- 46:47Speaker 1: to call you and see if you didn't mind. Do
- 46:49Speaker 1: you think that you can talk to uh, some of
- 46:54Speaker 1: the family members and see if they don't mind having
- 46:58Speaker 1: the funeral at the club. At the club. See what,
- 47:03Speaker 1: let me let me try to explain something to you, Jane.
- 47:06Speaker 1: What we're trying to do is, see, we believe that,
- 47:09Speaker 1: we believe you said at the club. Come on the club,
- 47:13Speaker 1: there's a funeral. That's what I understand it. But see, see,
- 47:18Speaker 1: chop Choppa ain't really go to church a whole lot,
- 47:21Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. He didn't really really go
- 47:23Speaker 1: long as I've been knowing him. Now, he loved a
- 47:25Speaker 1: lord and stuff like that, folks, I understand. But see
- 47:32Speaker 1: Chopper wouldn't Chopper Chopper went to the club. So what
- 47:36Speaker 1: I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral at the club. Hell, no, bro,
- 47:41Speaker 1: come on, we can't have no funeral at no club. Man,
- 47:45Speaker 1: Come on, No, no, I can't. But but what I'm
- 47:49Speaker 1: saying is, though is that he wasn't really, he wasn't
- 47:52Speaker 1: really no church going person. I believe that a person
- 47:56Speaker 1: ought to be uh. The last words are to be
- 47:59Speaker 1: saying over him in a place he's more familiar with.
- 48:03Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Player, Player, No, I don't.
- 48:06Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. Players. No, just just
- 48:08Speaker 1: gotta be a funeral. This, this is this is church
- 48:10Speaker 1: for I go to church and all my folks go
- 48:12Speaker 1: to church. No, we we gotta do this thing up
- 48:14Speaker 1: in church. This is a church saying. But you don't,
- 48:17Speaker 1: you don't feel But do you understand why I'm coming from. No,
- 48:19Speaker 1: that man ought to going on and and the last
- 48:21Speaker 1: words are to be in a place he more familiar with. Now,
- 48:24Speaker 1: if he went to church, then I understand that. You see.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Oh bro, hell no no, see it's his chance to
- 48:30Speaker 1: get itself right. And we don't. We don't have him
- 48:33Speaker 1: up in church in front of everybody. You know, that
- 48:37Speaker 1: don't make sense? Who is this again? I mean, who
- 48:39Speaker 1: are you? My name Gerald? But who is Gerald? I mean?
- 48:43Speaker 1: How do you? How do you relate to this? Are
- 48:45Speaker 1: you preacher? Are you not? Are you? No? No? No, no,
- 48:49Speaker 1: I'm I'm I was friends with Chopping, And see I
- 48:51Speaker 1: hung out at the club and still hang out there
- 48:54Speaker 1: with a whole bunch of us. You know, was real
- 48:56Speaker 1: good friends with Chopping, and we were saying that, you know,
- 49:00Speaker 1: Chopper's the lad's words about Chopper are to be said
- 49:03Speaker 1: at the club or see that's what Chopper would But
- 49:05Speaker 1: five six days a week, that's what Choppa was. Yeah,
- 49:08Speaker 1: but what church are you affiliated with? I mean, why
- 49:11Speaker 1: the hell? What I try to talk to the family
- 49:15Speaker 1: make me look stupid in front of the family, telling
- 49:17Speaker 1: them to put the thing in a club. How that
- 49:20Speaker 1: gonna go off? Well? See, see that's what I'm saying.
- 49:22Speaker 1: You know them way more than we do. Because you're
- 49:25Speaker 1: talking about trying to move from and damn funeral at
- 49:28Speaker 1: a church to a damn nightclub or strip club or something. No, no,
- 49:31Speaker 1: no strip club, just a nightclub. It's the same, ain't it.
- 49:35Speaker 1: I Mean you're talking about having folks travel from across
- 49:38Speaker 1: the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
- 49:42Speaker 1: of that? But that's what Choppa was. That's what Choppa was.
- 49:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them to
- 49:48Speaker 1: root it to the damn club, You're gonna look like
- 49:51Speaker 1: somebody that's trying to I'm gonna look like a fool.
- 49:54Speaker 1: No you're not. You're gonna look like somebody that's trying
- 49:55Speaker 1: to keep it real. Mean, come to the damn funding
- 49:58Speaker 1: if I will to do something like that. Okay, okay,
- 50:00Speaker 1: let me ask you this hire. Then let me ask
- 50:02Speaker 1: you this hill. Oh Jane, do you think do you
- 50:05Speaker 1: think you can maybe get the body and bring it
- 50:08Speaker 1: over to the club. Nos, well, I'm just saying before
- 50:13Speaker 1: they even do the funeral or whatever. Hell, I ain't
- 50:16Speaker 1: touching get the walk in the dog by myself body
- 50:22Speaker 1: for him. No, No, we're just trying to say our
- 50:24Speaker 1: last words at Chopper Man in a place that chopper
- 50:27Speaker 1: most no healer again? Who to you? You get my number?
- 50:32Speaker 1: Somebody at the club had your number, said you was print.
- 50:35Speaker 1: But why y'all called me? Of all folks, y'all call me,
- 50:39Speaker 1: They say you good. You in with the family and
- 50:42Speaker 1: you can tell me the family. But I ain't in
- 50:44Speaker 1: the semmer make me look stupid. Hell no, won't y'all
- 50:48Speaker 1: I get all of them to the family. Y'all call
- 50:50Speaker 1: the family, y'all tell them that yourself. Man, I won't.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I just want trying to get you to bring the
- 50:55Speaker 1: body by man and let us no, I ain't touching
- 50:58Speaker 1: the dead body. Just want to have one last drink
- 51:01Speaker 1: with Chopper. Man, you have one with your boys and
- 51:04Speaker 1: you you get together with him and y'all talk about
- 51:07Speaker 1: bottom and let him know. I Chopper one. What kind
- 51:10Speaker 1: of prison he would? What kind of prison we need
- 51:12Speaker 1: so we won't chop up to be there? This Chopper,
- 51:15Speaker 1: this is Chopper. You talking about maring y'all to the church.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Y'all need to be up in the church. We want
- 51:22Speaker 1: to have a Chopper at the club. We weren't onm
- 51:25Speaker 1: MO man, y'all full of well we know have looking
- 51:29Speaker 1: like a food at the damn funeral? What this about Chopper? Though?
- 51:33Speaker 1: And then I'm writing about Chopper? You break Chopper to
- 51:36Speaker 1: that club, y'all tripping man, I ain't doing. I'm just
- 51:40Speaker 1: going to this funeral. I don't gonna care the family
- 51:42Speaker 1: what I think about Chopping And I'm moving tall. If
- 51:44Speaker 1: y'all want to a crazy in front of town of
- 51:46Speaker 1: y'all call the family, y'all seventy then look, I got
- 51:49Speaker 1: one more thing I want to see. I don't even
- 51:52Speaker 1: know you well what what what this is? Nephew? Timmy
- 51:56Speaker 1: from the Steve Harp and Martin Show. You just got
- 52:00Speaker 1: by your boy. This nephew taught me. Man from the
- 52:08Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Your board told me to prank you. Man.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I just know James. This is nephew tim Me. No,
- 52:21Speaker 1: no play. Oh man, I can't believe this. No, he didn't.
- 52:27Speaker 1: I can't even believe he did that. Hey man, I
- 52:29Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, man, what is
- 52:32Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The
- 52:36Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Moaning Show. Y'all believe in me though, that's
- 52:48Speaker 1: not right. I mean I wanted to, man. I mean,
- 52:50Speaker 1: they're not gonna let me have it, but I want
- 52:52Speaker 1: to chop a Unity club what Chopa was everywhere every day.
- 52:58Speaker 1: You know, that's what Chappa ought to be bad that club.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Chopper's funeral at the club. Have y'all take your funeral
- 53:10Speaker 1: picture yet? I mean like the one y'all, No, no, no,
- 53:16Speaker 1: have you taken yours? Here? We got his? Where is
- 53:22Speaker 1: it you want me? Bill? Paul Barrel? Well, the only
- 53:27Speaker 1: problem is unless you playing on, they don't have funerals
- 53:31Speaker 1: in Heaven. Tell me I'm probably gonna be here passed
- 53:37Speaker 1: you that's why I already got your picture. Oh that's
- 53:41Speaker 1: what you're saying. We will see coming up next. Strawberry's
- 53:44Speaker 1: one thing we will see, but you will be smiling
- 53:47Speaker 1: on the picture though he's patting everything. We'll get into
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- 54:25Speaker 1: Subject He's patting everything. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty
- 54:30Speaker 1: two year old woman and I met a man that
- 54:33Speaker 1: lied about his age and other things. When I met him,
- 54:36Speaker 1: he's six four and very nice looking with curly hair,
- 54:40Speaker 1: but he's very skinny. He had a large groin area
- 54:44Speaker 1: and I couldn't help but see it since he is
- 54:46Speaker 1: such a tall man. We met in a grocery store
- 54:49Speaker 1: and he was staring at me for a long time,
- 54:52Speaker 1: and then he finally spoke and said, my beauty had
- 54:55Speaker 1: him mesmerized. We exchange numbers, and a few days later
- 54:59Speaker 1: I met him out for a drink. I would have
- 55:01Speaker 1: preferred to go to dinner, but that's not what he
- 55:04Speaker 1: offered on our first date. That's when he started laying
- 55:09Speaker 1: it on thick with the lies. He said he's forty
- 55:12Speaker 1: eight years old and he played ball in college, but
- 55:15Speaker 1: he didn't get a chance to go pro because he
- 55:17Speaker 1: heard his foot. He said his home is getting renovated,
- 55:21Speaker 1: so he staying in one of his rental properties. He
- 55:25Speaker 1: never told me what he does for a living, but
- 55:27Speaker 1: he says he dabbles in the stock market. I loved
- 55:30Speaker 1: getting to know him, so I continued to hang out
- 55:33Speaker 1: with him. After about two months, I was ready to
- 55:36Speaker 1: be intimate with him. As he got undressed, I noticed
- 55:40Speaker 1: his underwear had a cuplike feature in the front, and
- 55:44Speaker 1: that was the bulge I always saw. I asked him
- 55:48Speaker 1: about his underwear and he told me that a lot
- 55:50Speaker 1: of men wear those to protect themselves. He also had
- 55:54Speaker 1: on an undershirt, a black tshirt and a button front
- 55:58Speaker 1: shirt and explained that he likes to pat his chest
- 56:01Speaker 1: because he is skinny. We ended up doing the do
- 56:05Speaker 1: and he was small and terrible. Since that night, oh,
- 56:12Speaker 1: since that night, he's admitted that he's sixty four. He
- 56:15Speaker 1: works as a custodial manager. He never played basketball, and
- 56:20Speaker 1: he's never been to college. It's clear that he does
- 56:22Speaker 1: not have a house either. Since he has come clean
- 56:25Speaker 1: about the lies, should I give him a chance to
- 56:28Speaker 1: prove himself or break it off? Well, I think he's
- 56:32Speaker 1: already proven himself. He doesn't tell the truth, and not
- 56:36Speaker 1: just little lies. He tells his big, elaborate lies. He
- 56:39Speaker 1: didn't tell you the truth about anything, So how can
- 56:42Speaker 1: you trust him now? He told you he was forty eight,
- 56:45Speaker 1: he's sixty four. Men may lie about a lot of things,
- 56:49Speaker 1: but they usually they usually don't lie about their age.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Everything he told you was a lie. And the thing
- 56:55Speaker 1: about it is is that he didn't have to do that.
- 56:59Speaker 1: When people lie, it serves only them, only them, because
- 57:03Speaker 1: they don't give you a chance to make an informed decision,
- 57:06Speaker 1: and it leaves you no options. It's selfish on their
- 57:09Speaker 1: part because they're just trying to get what they want.
- 57:13Speaker 1: You said, he's terrible in bad and small. Wow, you
- 57:18Speaker 1: said that. But even with all of that and all
- 57:20Speaker 1: of the lies going against him, you continue to go
- 57:23Speaker 1: out with him, and you want to give him another chance.
- 57:25Speaker 1: That's what you're asking us. You like him and you're
- 57:28Speaker 1: torn right now. I'm glad he came clean and finally
- 57:31Speaker 1: told you the truth, if that really is the truth.
- 57:34Speaker 1: But I say, when the red flag show up, you
- 57:37Speaker 1: have to pay attention. Pay attention to what he does, Okay,
- 57:41Speaker 1: what he does right now, not what he says, because
- 57:45Speaker 1: that will determine how you should move forward. Every lie
- 57:48Speaker 1: he told you in the beginning was a red flag.
- 57:50Speaker 1: Hopefully he's changed for the good now, hopefully, Steve, im possible.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Im possible. You all have got to start listening to
- 58:04Speaker 1: what a man is saying to you, because what he
- 58:09Speaker 1: is saying to you and doing to you must sink
- 58:15Speaker 1: up imediately. Let me say this to y'all, what a
- 58:20Speaker 1: man is saying to you and doing to you, it
- 58:24Speaker 1: has to link up emmediately. If it doesn't link up immediately,
- 58:32Speaker 1: you are in for what you always end up being
- 58:35Speaker 1: for a surprise. Stephen Sherylon, I'm a forty to you
- 58:39Speaker 1: old woman. I met a man that lied about his
- 58:41Speaker 1: age and other things. When I met him. He's six
- 58:44Speaker 1: foot four and very nice looking. Okay, ain't no problem
- 58:50Speaker 1: curly hair. But he was skinny, see that button skinny.
- 58:58Speaker 1: He had a large growing area, and I couldn't help
- 59:00Speaker 1: it since he's such a tall man. So what you're trying.
- 59:04Speaker 1: It was just right there at Hume, he's six fold,
- 59:07Speaker 1: you five too. He was right there, right there. Okay,
- 59:13Speaker 1: you can help it. I'm down here, I'm in the
- 59:14Speaker 1: grocery store. I'm our level with the handle on the
- 59:17Speaker 1: grocery car. All I saw was Lord her Mercy six fold,
- 59:24Speaker 1: and he had on some product platform shoes. So now
- 59:27Speaker 1: he bought probably six six six sel oh yeah. Oh
- 59:31Speaker 1: and Tommy, by the way, probably got a new shoe
- 59:33Speaker 1: out with a heavy platform and solo. Yeah, I get
- 59:35Speaker 1: you a few pairs, get it all. I just thought
- 59:39Speaker 1: of that, you know, get him in all the colors.
- 59:43Speaker 1: And you look lasting him too, bus you got bigg
- 59:45Speaker 1: ass feet, so it'll work out. Okay. We met at
- 59:51Speaker 1: the grocery store. He was standing me for a long time,
- 59:53Speaker 1: said beauty, my beauty mess arid y'all exchanged IM was
- 59:56Speaker 1: a few ladies. Later here we go. We met him
- 59:58Speaker 1: out for a drink. I would have preferred to go
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: to dinner, but that's not what he offered our first date.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: It's when he started laying it on thick with the lies. Remember,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: I said, listen to what a man says, and it
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: has to sink over what he does. He said, he's
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: forty eight years old, played ball in college but didn't
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: get a chance to go pro. Now, he also told
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: you he dabbles in the stock market. He has rental properties.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: I'm just saying this. I'm getting ahead of the letter.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: He gonna tell you he dabbles in the stock ain't
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: got rental properties. But then all y'all getting with drinks.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: All right, y'all, don't see that. We'll get back to
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: your response. Perchu coming up at twenty three minutes after
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: the hour. Today's strawberry letters subject. He's patting everything. We'll
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening big package.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: So she thought he's six folsers. She couldn't help but
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: noticing he tall, he's skinny, he got curly hair, he said,
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: your beauty masmerizing, y'all exchange numbers. A few days later,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: he asked you out. I met him out for a drink.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: You wanted to go to dinner, But that's not what
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: he offered our first date. It's when he started laying
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: it on thick with the last. He said, he's forty
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: eight years old. He played ball in college, but he
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to go pro because he hurt
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: his foot. He said his home is getting renovated, so
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: he's staying in one of his rental properties. Okay, one
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: of but y'all just having drinks though. He never told
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: me what he does for a living, but he said
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: he dabbles in the stock mark. I love getting to
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: know him, so I continue to hang out with him
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: out about two months. I was ready to be intimate
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: with him. As he got undressed, I noticed his underwear
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: had a cup like feature in the front. And that
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: was the ball, That was the budge I always saw that.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: I asked about his underwear. He told me A lot
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: of men and whetos to protect themselves. Not the only
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: thing me and where to protect themselves. It is when
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: they play in sports, all boxing, and it's called a cup.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: You can see it on all football players uniform, every
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: last one of them wearing cup. Don't knowbody where that
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: in their draft plants nobody And if he that tallness Kinney,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: what is he protecting it from? What is he doing?
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: But right there it was a clue because you found
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: out later on what he really did. So now he
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: now you find out why he needed a cup. A
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: lot of men don't wear that that. A lot of
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: men is just blessed. Okay, now I mean it's a
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: lot of men. This blessed. That's what she's talking about.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: She has to do all me and do that. No,
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: So when y'all was getting naked, he had on an
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: under shirt, a black T shirt and a button up shirt.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: He's saying, that's a lot. He said what he said,
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: he likes to pad his chest because he's skinny, had
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: a lot of shirts. We ended up doing the do
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: and he was small and terrible. Since that night, he's admitted,
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: now here we go, he's six folk. See, you know
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: where he got that. He's sixty four. He admitted he's
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: sixty four. You know where he got that from because
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: you said he was six folk. Oh see, so he
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: just kept that information. That's true. But he told you
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: he was forty eight years old. He works as a
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: custodio manager, thus explains the cup. See when you you
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: might fall on the bucket head, you're gonna need that cup.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: You slipped down them steps and hit that rail, and
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: you need that cup. One of them little kids up
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: at the elementary school get tired. I'm tired you, mister
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Harold Brown, and blast you put you dead in your zipper.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: You need that cup. Because he ain't a janitor, he
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: the custodian. See he can't tell you where he worked
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: at because he worked down at the school. He said,
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: he's a one shrilly custodio manager. He the only one.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Ain't but one janitor after school, he'd only want so
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: he managed himself. He never played basketball and never been
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: to college. So now he ain't athletic, but he wear
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: athletic cup. And he ain't got no education, no chance
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: for further advancement. It's clear he does not have a
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: house either. Yeah, that's clear. When y'all just had them
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: drinks and he was staying in one of his rental
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: properties because you can't go over there. Since he's come
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: clean about the line shit, I give him a chance
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: to prove himself a break. He's already proving himself. Ladies,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: stop collecting red flags. Stop this is a red flag
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: six foot fold currently hair forty eight, played ball, hurt
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: his foot, he got rental properties, dabbling in the stock market.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Truth of the matter is he's sixty four. Now, how
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: you let this man tell you with forty eighty he's
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: sixty four when they started pulling them all ass clothes off.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Look at his outfits. Look at his outfit. You aren't
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: paying no attention most sixty four year old dudes. Un
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: let's they fly now? A lot of fly brothers out there,
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: see them all the time. Cats that i'd when I
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: see him dressed up. He ain't it. He can't play ball,
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: he broke it a little fragile last foot. He ain't
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: got no education, no chance for advancement. He adjanted down
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: at the school and ain't nothing wrong that. But you're
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: just collected flag and d just started line. He not
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: fitting to stop lying. This is a red flagh. Heatn't
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: lie about everything. You don't think it's a more lies
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: coming all to be our show mine. You can ask
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: me more about this letter if you want to when
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: we come back. But yeah, Leader comments on today's strawberry
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: letter on Instagram at Steve HARVEFM. Check out the Strawberry
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand. Coming up next it is Sports
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Talk with Junior right after this You're listening show. He
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: wanted to do a special U in Loeui of Junior
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: and she wanted to do a special third edition third
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: about this woman that met his hand, who says it's
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: padding everything. He tall, skinny. She's attracted to the cup
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: that he has in the front of his package. She
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: said she was attracted by the bulge. She didn't know
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: it was a sculpt a sculpture that she He said
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: he couldn't go pro because it hurt his foot, and
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: she don't know what to do for a living. He
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: said he dabbled in the stock market, and he not
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: at his regular house right now because he's staying in
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: one of his rental problems. She said he had a
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: large groin area and I couldn't help but see it.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Since she couldn't help this man, well he's six folks,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: She fired too. Right there, she's got it with the
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: grocery cart in her hand, just snicking over the handleball
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: on the grocery car. What else is right there? Well,
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: they go home, they trade numbers and Finally she started
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: liking the getting naked. He got on Folkshire because he
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: liked to pad his chest because he's because he's skinny.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: He got four shots on. Then he pulled his pants down.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: You know that draws had a cup in the front,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: he said, a lot of me and wear that to
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: protect themselves. You don't wear a cup unless you play sports, football, boxing,
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: stuff like that. You have on the cup, and you
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: don't wear out to dinner. Hell no, but he got
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: but he weared because of his job is coming find
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: out he a janitor. So he brought to manager. Yeah,
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: and but the only reason he'd to manage it because
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: he'd custodian and he don only want to work that.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: So he managed herself. So now he said, yeah, honest man,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: I know how to do this here and it ain't
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: nothing to this dude. And now he got to wear
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: that cup because he didn't slipped on that mop handle
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: bucket before and and damn he sitting his children to
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: heaven earlier, so now that's why he wear a cup.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, though, Steve, do men lie
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: about their age? I've just never not, don't. I'm too
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: famous for that. I don't know. I really don't know
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: a lot of men to lie about it. No, No,
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: that's a real I really don't. I'm pretty sure they do.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: But why would you do that to say you forty
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: eight the biggest sixteen years different? Yeah, he wanted her
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: to think in sixteen more years, I bedin't put it together.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: We have a good life, well your life. You had
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: your good life. It's always more to it. But you
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: have a different person. You gotta stop all this life.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: That's part three of today's Scrubberry letter. He's sadding everything
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, Steve moving.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: A woman walks out on her date because he wouldn't
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: pay a three dollars charge for extra cheese on his burger.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this You're listening show.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: A New York woman Steve has gone viral after walking
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: out on her date who refused to pay an extra
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: three dollars for a slice of cheese on his burger.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: The couple met on an online dating side and they
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: were on their first date. This was their first date.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: The woman who goes by Dafna Diamond on TikTok got
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: irritated when her date ordered a regular burger instead of
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: a cheese burger because there was a three dollars up
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: charge for cheese. You'll never believe what she did next.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Take a listen, and he's like, oh my god, you
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: have to pay extra for everything these days. And I'm like, yeah,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: it's New York City. So I got my Bernadino, he
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: got his burger. We were eating, and once I was satisfied,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: I got off and I was like, I'm going to
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: the restroom for a second. I took my purse and
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: I went to the waitress and I was like, hey,
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I just want to pay the bill. And I just
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant and
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: I texted him. So I texted him, the check is
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: taken care of. We should have gotten in the cheese.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: And I blocked him. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, you need
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: to stop traveler cheese on him when he need to
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: doe crap. You ain't just standing in her leaving. Absolutely.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: I mean that's a red flag if you trip it
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: over the three dollars on the cheese. So at least,
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: first of all, I'm not gonna let you see that
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: side of me, not on the first date. First date, No, no, no, no,
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: so you you're so stupid you don't even know how
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: to act. So if that's how he act on the
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: first date, what is date fifteen? He'll never get another date?
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: She blocked him. It's three dollars for some cheese. Man,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: maybe he didn't have that, Maybe he didn't have that.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Well he got that. He don't need to be on
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: no date. On date, you ain't gonna cheese? What hell
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: gonna happen? If they say, would you like these truffles
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: on here? So she like a dounce of cavia? What? Yeah?
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: For real? The video has been viewed by over six
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: million people six million times. In The comments were mostly
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: in favor of the guy that she walked out on.
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: Can you believe that we'll see? That's the world we
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: live in today? I think she overreacted. Yeah no, I
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: don't think it's an overreaction. I think she's gonna okay,
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: hold of I met this guy online. Let me stop
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: this right now, because if you don't see this red
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: flag right here right three dollars for cheese? Yeah? Come on, man?
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: If that's if if three? I remember once a guy
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: came to my house who wasn't supposed to be there.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: And this was the first house I owned in Texas,
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: and it was it wasn't the smallest house I've ever owned.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: It had in it one, two, three, It had six
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: bathrooms in it. That's my first house. A couple of
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: them was half baths. What six back? Okay? Then the
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: smallest What I'm like stunned? Right now, this man, let's
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: finish hearing this story about, let's finish yourself. But we're
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: coming back to this girl. Go ahead. Obviously I thought
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: sharing this, you gotta be a little bit more. Except
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna stop. Hey, go ahead. He walked
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: out the house and told his son who was with him,
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: that man right there got a problem, because do you
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: have any idea how much toilet tissue he got to buy?
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: That story was taken? Just go on, Should I have
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: reduced the number of bath you got? You got toilet
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: paper money? We know you got six bath moods. You
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: got toilet paper money. You got to us six? All right?
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Coming up with had me back on more of the
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: show right after this, you're listening to show. Sunday Night's
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about Nick Cannon
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: having so many children. Jimmy brought up the movie Avatar
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: The Way of Water, saying that in order for the
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: movie to break even on its two billion dollar price tag,
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: all of Nick Cannon's kids would have to see the
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: movie four times. Uh Timz caught up with Nick Cannon
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: and asked him if he was offended by Kimmel's jokes,
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: and Nick said, the too many kids jokes keep on coming.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: He's said he and Jimmy Kimmel are tight, and he's
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: cool with being the butt of all these jokes. Nick said,
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: as the creator of Wilding Out, he should be able
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: to take a few jokes. Can the comedians on this
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: show take a joke? Yeah, I say, an it's a
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: no for me. We can take a joke. I take
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: a joke. I ain't gonna keep taking them, but we
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: can take it. But you keep giving them. But yeah,
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: that's my job, yo. And don't don't say a damn
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: thing about me. How how is that? How are you
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: a comedian? And you know it's like I'm on Instagram.
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: I see stuff all the time that's a dude on
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: that that's doing me. They put these women on that
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: and put stocking caps on't think much stass. I wish
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: I could think his name. He nobody ass dude. He's
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: sitting up here to talk about I ain't a real Christian.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: It's another dude talking about I ain't a real Christian.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I'm going like that. He trying to be funny about stuff.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I coming up. I want to meet him somewhere. So
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: I assured him that I really ain't. I am exactly.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up next? Right after this? You're
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: listening to show? It is time now for a round?
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I would you rather? Would you guys rather have three
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: housecats inside your home? Or would you rather? Okay, pet
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: tiger that lives outside. Yeah, yeah, buddy, I don't want
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: him down cats though. Now he gonna be outside, his
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: cage is gonna be so fortified, and he gonna be fortified.
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: And four just sitting here, fat ass round, just looking
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: because I will not be walking by. He mad at me? Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: no no time tiger, Yeah doing cats the biggest it
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: just called. We're gonna call Mike Tyson, find out how
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: you take care of a time. Make a quick phone call.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Joe Exotic has all right, would you rather watch March
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: Madness with your wife? Or just give her ten thousand
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: dollars to go shopping. Ten Yeah, you don't want to
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: watch this game. That's when damn games? No, no, ten grand?
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: What's that about? A week and a half? Two weeks, y'all?
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Ten grand? Him? Give it? All right? All right? Would
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: you rather sleep with a snore or someone that snatches
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: all the covers? Sleeping with both? Every morning I waked
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: up cold. I wouldn't have people to snore. I got
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: to have this cover, now you got, man, it's warm. Uh.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: The snow ain't gonna bother me because I'll be sleeping.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: I snow back at you. So whatever context you'll turn
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: my time you breathe, I breathe here go come on.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: So you rather sleep with a snow than someone who
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: snatches the covers? Okay? All right? Would rather if Marjorie
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: snatched the covers? I would die as cold as it
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: is in that damn room. Change strong enough taking no
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: covers from me? Because hell, I'm wrapped up on one
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: end like a damn coterpeller. So she's pulling the covers
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: from under me. She's a bad girl. And at that
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: point we really need to break up, because you do covers,
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: I'm wrapped up in you've really been doing too well
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: in the gail. I wear a full warm up the
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: bed right now, a full warm up I mean in
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: the winter time. Yes, who I do not like to
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: be called? All right, guys, um, I don't think we
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: have time for one more. Would you rather a romantic
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: getaway with your wife? Or would you rather a weekend
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: with the boys in Vegas? Absolutely? I mean if it ain't,
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: we're not gonna say it here. Coming back, we'll have
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: our last break of the day and we'll close out
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey right
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. All right, guys, Here we
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: are our last break of the day on this Wednesday.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: It's hop day, baby day. Yes, we need another good
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: commercial like the camel that used to be your favorite,
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Steve when you walked through the office. Yeah, we need
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: another one of those. Man. I'm ready for this March madness. Man,
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: That's what I'm ready for. Well, who you got I
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: like to say, I'm not I like Kentucky. I do
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: I like Kentucky. I'm gonna tell you who I think
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: gonna shock. I think Alabama gonna be strong and y'all
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: y'all gonna love this. But Texas, that Texas team. Man,
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: oh you got a good Yeah, you had a long haunt. Yes,
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: Now none of the regulars is gonna be that duke.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: North Carolina Duke could be there, but not North Carolina Duke.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Duke could be there towards the end. But it's just
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: weird now, man, But it's gonna be a couple of
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: shockers though. Ye bet right now, Yeah, you can bet
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: right now. I'll tell you what on tomorrow's show. Tell
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: me who you think you're gonna be in the final
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: faults gonna be here, gonna show us how to Vegas.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: Bet that's what I want to learn. Well, I don't.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: I ain't really good at that type of thing. Parlais
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: and point spreads. That ain't never been my thing. I
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: go to Vegas to gamble. I don't go to bed.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: You never seen it, do. I sit in the sports
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: room and be looking at all of them screen. They'd
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: be showing the hard racist basketball game. I go to sleep.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: It's too much, I man, I ain't gonna have no
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: money sitting in here. I'm better on everything, better on hockey.
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: You can bet on dog racist they be man, I'll
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: be going. There's some people out here with a problem.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, who the hell is in dogs? But
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: you got a schedule on after you keep when you
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: go gambling stuff on, you know you're gonna go eat
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: and you go sleep. Man, he don't see I eat
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: first in my tuck seed. Though. As soon as I
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: get through eaton, let the games begin. I love that.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: Then I gambled for about six hours, maybe seven. He'd
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: be about four in the evening. So you're just sitting
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: there the whole time. Lose six hours? What you mean,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: win on the win and lose. It's gonna be yeah,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: but it's gotta be winning. But if I'm on a
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: cold street, lunch get moved up to two, no matter
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: what's doing. Around four, that's my second meal, then my
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: third meal or be around nine, nine thirty somewhere, and
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: that then I go back out and then I close out.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: Now that can go to one am to four am going.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: I'm seeing you sit at the table and gamble while
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: dinner is being served. That's called keyno. That's only in
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: a cafe that's not in like expensive restaurants to twenty
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: four hour cafe, you can gamble on keynote, I bet keno,
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: just try stuff. You know, pick one number, bet three numbers.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: You know they all three got to come out something.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: If you can ever pick, if you pick all eighteen
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: of the numbers, can slay some keynote, Steve, she be
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: winning big in Vegas, big Dame. It's hard and she
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: got it down to a science. I don't know what
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: sign she uses. She got it down. Ain't nobody else
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: got it like I'm talking like eighty thousand. I'm talking
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: about yes, sir, yes, third. Yeah, she got to do
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: it here. She ain't telling you how much she love.
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: I know how much she lost. Yeah, i'd say another
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: game I play, and I'm talking about be see if
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: you're like almost like competition that video poker, And yeah,
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: the video poker is a great game to play. So
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: you get a choice in what you select. The algorithms
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: is already in the computer. They're gonna have to so
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: many pairs, gonna have to pay you even money. You know.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: You know when you're on a machine just having off
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: run and you ain't getting no pairs, so you ain't
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: even getting your money back. But you know, man, once
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: you keep hitting them three of the kinds. And if
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: you get a machine, get you two full of a kinds.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on all the time. One. Let me
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: ask you this. Do you have a limit? You know
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: you you talked about it, of course, gambling habits? What
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: I take a certain amount of money? Rough? Yeah? Never
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: ever going thousand dollars? Ever? Wait? What say it again?
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: I've never lost fifty thousand dollars? Oh okay, yeah, man,
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: let me be clear. Twenty dollars, not twenty thousand dollars.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: I've never lost. I'm gonna be honest with you. I've
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: never lost. I've never lost thirty thousands. I've ever lied.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: I ain't about twenty five. I get the hard though,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: How you t I got twenty five hundred my day
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: older came out of Vegas with the most I've ever won.
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: Yea exact amount, Yes, four hundred eighty six thousand what
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: I rolled the room? Baby? Are we ever with you
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: when you did that? Hell? Now, you'd have been bagging
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: a lot of paper and I would have been planning
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: our shopping trip. Yeah. Man, Oh, hey, y'all, hey, listen,
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: talk to God today. He loved to hear from you.
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