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S2E22 - Space Piracy · No Latency

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Last time on no latency always good seeing your collector,
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wonderful to see you. Wait, they have actual water.
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What, what am I drinking? This picks for them?
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ETA B, expects you or update, your might be, give us 20
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minutes, avoid these windows and get to section 3.
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I'll stab him in the face. With my big knife.
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I would love for you to be a distraction to have a little
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prayer. I really like your friend.
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And by the way, the collector, I vote we knock them out
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afterwards face because again, who here, knows how to fly a
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spaceship. That's he's incredibly
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dangerous, but that's what we have to do.
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I can't believe we're going to space.
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Everyone roll resistant to drugs, ayane has a implant
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actually that gives them advantage on resistors or so
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far. We're doing great great with
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better than ice under body. Yes.
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Wow, we're we're winning in space.
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You guys will never believe this audience.
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You'll never believe this, but we've never been to space
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before. So everyone except I owner
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vomits just a little bit and it's like, very sweet floating
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vomits. God of eating nachos.
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Content fawning is this episode of no latency?
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This episode contains vomit. We are very, very sorry, hold
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yourself together. Please.
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I vomit again. This is my CD drive is going
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back and forth on it because they took anti-nausea
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medication. Oh, did people take anti-nausea
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medication? We all do?
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Well in that case this episode
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may not contain everybody who failed the exception of is fine.
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Look at noon then tell after a re-roll that was close everyone.
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Iona then Del Jeb nvv all hold their tongue.
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There were all though a Multiverse.
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There was a version Then which we all did puke.
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He's but even in this universe retro did puke.
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He's thank you for watching and across Retros.
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Face is a band of stomach effluent that has drifted past
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his screen face and smeared up the middle like some sort of
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Highway of disgust. I'm gonna go in total,
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scientific Factory here if I am vomiting away.
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Are in space. That means the force is coming
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out of my body is pushing the effluent away from my face.
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Meaning it be heading towards everybody else.
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Except for me. No, because you the front of
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your mouth has a bar. So when it hits that it goes in
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two directions up and down and because there's a force of it
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and you couldn't help it as it opened just a little bit.
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It fired up words. God damn it get science bitch
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you'll get science bro that is science and Vivi And Jeb, you're
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unfortunately sitting next to him.
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And so you're very close to small pieces, vomit and Iona.
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On the other hand are on the other side of this satellite
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room that you're sitting in your insat Bay to.
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And in front of you, is not the star Comm satellite, you feel
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the ship around you Rumble and then an announcement over the
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computer. Unintelligible sound of a repeat
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from his control and then silence.
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You have a few minutes before you'll reach it.
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Those really nice of them to wire.
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The where are we? We're looking like the cargo
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hold or something, right? Uh-huh.
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They wired the cargo. Hold for PA.
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Let's go from the whole ship, has a single Pi system.
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This may not be a good thing, so it's actually really cheap.
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But there are also There are also passenger seats in the
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cargo bay, which I find strange. It's in case they have responded
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us to go to space safely. I think, I think they intend to
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reuse the ship. So since those assault, it's
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nearly impossible, or maybe, no one's been able to do that.
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Maybe they were more people that they are gone, the ship and one
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point. This is the first time that ship
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went into space. I thought.
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Yeah, but I mean, this is companies telling us these
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things. And so, you know, they're Liars.
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Hey, hey Jep, look at this shit. Give me one minute release from
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the harness. All right.
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Now, look at this and I just bounced off the wall and just
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like do like a cartwheel. Oh my God.
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Hola Clase I'm gonna draw this as well.
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Treat team. Yes, well done.
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You two. Both do the same.
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Rick. But mirrored and you float to
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the middle of the room. Whoa duck.
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See there. Will a synchronized swimmers.
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This is pretty cool. I love this.
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I love someone. Please get Retros puke.
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I mean like, honestly, just kind of just just let it flow.
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Still hate it. No, no, i-i've.
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Got a plastic bag. Some, well, hold on, You're
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Gonna Catch the poop. And then Del unhooks that belt
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have been Del real Athletics. That would be good before I ate.
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Oh God, then Del flies across and then bangs into the
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satellite causing it to terms. Oh fuck, be careful.
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We don't know what any of this is or what it does or how it
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works. Okay.
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Not that I'm mad at you. I just am worried.
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We're in space. There's puke everywhere
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everywhere. Yes, I'm working on it.
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They take a plastic bag out. Me.
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Sort of fish it through the air and there's very little left.
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It in the air. But there is another the tie it
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into a bag. And now there's a floating
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plastic bag with some cumin vomiting retro.
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You finally feel. Okay, are there any windows in
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the cargo area? Like they're a little is a few
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small portholes. Yes.
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I'm gonna go look. Look out in the vastness of
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space. See what I see.
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Roll resist torture drugs. Yeah, actually V is probably
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actually unwell. This is, this is a lot we're in
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space. For a second.
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She takes in The Wonder of it. Wow, this is unlike any of like
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the videos or anything I've ever seen of what space looks like
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and then she realizes what that actually means.
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And just looks, this is endless, it's scary and and she looks
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back to everyone. Do we realize what we've just
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done? Like actually this is where in
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space. Yeah.
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Yeah, you know is it? Good.
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Oh I never really thought about how to get back.
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Are we gonna die out here? We're not going to die.
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I would not have, let us come to space if I thought we were going
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to die and I'm gonna have a plan because I don't, I really don't
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have a plan of, very sorry, it's getting votes.
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So we're in space and I own it. You're always Smart in a weird
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situation Jeb's luckiest shit Vivi.
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You've saved a number of us, so if we lose any limbs, we're
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going to be fine and and retro you're covered in vomit but also
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your we're surrounded by technology and stuff and you're
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going to get it right? I believe in you and then Del
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pulls another plastic bag involved.
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Motivational enough and it was very good.
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But are you the leader of us now?
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Know felt like good moment. Oh, okay.
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Yeah, that's fine. They let it float off.
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So what do we know what we know is?
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We have to talk to the scientists because they have to
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help us. We can't pilot the ship alone.
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I brought my good and I will guess, they don't gotta do it on
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board. So I feel really good with our
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Need to convince lamb to help us.
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First space terrorists. I make it a rule right now.
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No guns. No guns.
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No guns. Yeah.
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Uh, uh, yeah. That's fine.
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The knife not Flex. Yeah.
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Nice. Great one.
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So double actually, take your gun.
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Now both of them. Listen, this is my is my
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grandpappy's good. Yeah, we know because you say
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that all the time James are, what is is a failure to do?
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I owe you a sense Coke but I I think I got no cash.
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Keep the boats there. The bullets.
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You think you can keep the bullets?
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All right. I can see Jim just being like,
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I'm gonna get them in the boat in the air with a been taking,
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their shovel and trying to hit it like it's so it's about guns
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wrong. Not spelled Jeep.
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Oh, oh nice. Nice about Jen's.
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I suppose. Should we look around and see if
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there's anything of use for us in this?
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And here I'm going to scrounge around the cargo area.
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We should probably do so quietly until we're ready to expose
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ourselves. What kind of like what I was
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saying? I'm not sure.
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I'm pretty sure. We got the upper hand in the
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situation. Like what are they gonna do?
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They're gonna come in here and go.
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Hey, will turn this thing around?
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I don't think so, but what do we have to do to do what?
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Like for Domino and what we gonna do about the other
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satellite, if they turned it around, they're not going to
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turn around. As my point landale, they got
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too much right? Sounds like I think we have to
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try and get the satellite into that, we need it, I'm confused.
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Oh hold on. Well we have to hijack, the
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satellite. So I supposed throw a pan over
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now feeling much, much sober than I normally a.m. soon we
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wait until they actually die. With wherever, we need to go
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because I don't know about the rest of you can.
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Any of you fly a spacecraft? Nope.
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I can fly an aircraft. I could slide a ground craft
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paper. Aeroplane Chad.
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That's why we have the scientists so they can fly the
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spacecraft. I don't think we're docking with
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anything. Were you paying attention
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Pendleton? You illuminate us with what the
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plane is supposed to be? Well, retro found that thing
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about there being two satellites in this one isn't the Starcom
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one. Somebody roll, perception
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perception. Jeb in front of you is a
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satellite with six solar panels and some sort of focusing set of
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three prongs on the front of it. It has a ionic propulsion system
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and is sort of a satellite and is a satellite sitting here in
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sap Bay to, which was not on the briefing or any of the visual
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material you saw as part of your Now know about y'all.
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But anyone remember this, this looks like different than what
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the satellite was. They were showing us on the TV.
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What does s0d stand for Son of death?
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Slice of dawn, right? Retro slice of dawn?
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Yeah, I think that's the one. Sorry.
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It's like still want to throw up but I know there's nothing else
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in there. So, like if you need another
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anti nausea, Shh pill. I can give you one please?
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Yes, we only have two more after this.
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So you know, if anybody got an extra one, remember I stole some
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of that Locker, right? There's like Skittles.
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Just don't eat them like Skittles.
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That would be really bad. Just take one more for now and
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hopefully you'll feel better. Retro over your next second you
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feel better but also a little belt Chi.
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Well we got when we see whatever I can to around inside there is
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there like an access port at all?
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One side this side? Yeah.
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There's a big hatch on the top of it.
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All right. Well perception 12, you still a
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little dizzy but you find the hatch and it is locked with a
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code. Code.
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Feel like you got told the code at some point.
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I can't remember. Was it in the the files that we
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found? Why do I also feel like we had a
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code? I do feel like we did have a
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code like we had that code from, didn't you get a message from
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Domina? Yes we did.
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But I don't think that that's its own code.
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It's worth. Maybe I can.
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Oh 420 try My 69, 69, 69, 69, I got a 1337 1337, all the tenants
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1337 and the hatch opens. I remember that.
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Yep, that works and underneath is a control panel, And some
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bleach very early. I was hoping it'd be a 2008.
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I was thinking with Mike's be 0777, I don't get it because 74
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happen. We're in the heavens.
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We are in the heavens because we're in space for and solo role
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24. Okay?
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Yes. So the DV was 18 and you tap
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away on the console and you find that this is indeed the slice of
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dawn it has Little beta symbol next to it and you rolled 24 so
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you find out a few things about its function.
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It can cause a lot of energy to it concentrated space for about
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3 seconds or essentially an entire turn and in its current
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configuration, it would take about 30 minutes to recharge the
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carrier signal that you have on you you could install in this
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and the other satellite as it is a real, a piece of code, not a
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series piece of code. So, So in my knowledge with that
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mean that it would give Domino the ability to use it when it's
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in range and if they had a strong enough signal sender,
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yes. For receiving a signal from
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space, they need the other satellite.
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Can I try to put my own code in? So I have access to this and
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then that it would require you coding some shit now and would
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be considerably more difficult a dryer.
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Okay, I'ma go for 22 as an incredible.
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Ask you do not pass your, you input your code, you've slipped
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a thumb the here or there. Mr. T didn't Dot ini'.
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And you see the whole code decompile in front of me.
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A little light goes off on the top of the computer indicating
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that you only have two more tries.
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What are you doing? I'm just putting in a Fail-Safe
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that's it. Just one little feels like imma
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try again. I'm going to put two points of
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Lock and Load. Okay, listen to him in three.
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No, no, no, no, no. Two is enough because that's 20
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to 22 plus to write this 24 which is the DV but you meet the
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DVD. So I'm going to say that it
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still requires Domino's code but you've managed to piggyback on
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that, okay? Once if you use this ability
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then Domino but until that point they won't notice.
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I also you've got the choice to put this code in on top and no
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one else really knows what you're doing.
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You're just tapping away at this.
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But what's going on over there? I get around this basic coat
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that God. It's like something's using
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python up in the air, right, Reese, Campbell back in through
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the command code data, slipping inside a back door to that.
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But underneath that back door, I added a mat by a D3, that's
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creating a key code from underneath.
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So it's a trapdoor, underneath the back door, the slips around
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that what? Okay, huh.
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Essentially there is a back door that someone can go through, but
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there is another door underneath using that the hinges up that
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back door to slip underneath the back door without needing to use
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that. Pastor?
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What listen? Retro I am not a carpenter.
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Yeah. I do three lights on the top of
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it. Turn on your successful.
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You close the hatch. Who wants to shoot a space
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laser? Why would we should a space
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laser my? And I start running over towards
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you? There is fraud that you feel the
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whole ship shudder as it turns around you.
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And because you're in zero g, you can actually feet, you can
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see it and around you, oh, gosh, share different inertia.
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And you, you feel sort of a pretty odd sensation as the
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ground kind of makes a humming noise.
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Is and your feet start to tremble, and then you go shulkin
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to the ground from the air as the mag floor, turns on and the
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ship has reached orbit. There's this sensation of
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gravity. It's a very weird.
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It's like gravity, but if someone made diet soda of it,
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yeah. What I don't like this.
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You know what I mean? Like, you know, when you make a
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you'd like drink a zero drink and you're like this, tastes
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like it. But it's like also water.
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It's not really there aspartame of gravity.
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The aspartame of gravity. Exactly.
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Gives an allergy. well, now the chance he's going
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It's what Alice and George F astronaut.
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Yes, yes I think that was George afterwards F astronaut who's
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going to torch Fat, taking a faster.
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Not shit space is made to go to the bathroom and I imagine
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there's a bathroom. There's always a bathroom.
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It's more of a space vacuum that you just stick up on there.
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That's a terrible Punjab. So should we go?
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Yes. I think maybe we should make a
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move now I don't know what the plan is.
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You have a knife? Jeb, I do.
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I don't life. Are we gonna tell you if knife
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space terrorists? And, well, I just last time you
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see, it's pretty scary. You know, what's cooler than
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spikes terrorists? And technically is what we're
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doing. Space pirates, space piracy.
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Thank you. We're adding.
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I agree. Actually, that does make it
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sound a little more pleasant that make.
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Jabba Space Cowboy, huh? It sure does okay.
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Well, yeah up, where were the bathroom is order to surprise
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the shit out of this guy? There's not a lot like I'm
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thinking. Like, this is like a Sci-Fi
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video. Game is a little map.
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How can I dead space this? Yeah, a little maps on the wall
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of like all of the well as you go up to, if you go up to the
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top door, essentially, what's up door?
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Well on the door, it says sat Bay one.
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What's the? The downed or say fuel engines,
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and I wanna go there. I feel like don't wanna mess
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with fuel. I also don't want to mess with
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you rummy. Well, I'm thinking about this.
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Give me your lighter. Okay.
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Lighter fuel. Thank you.
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I'm taking. I'm taking everybody's no nose.
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Yeah. Does anyone have incendiary
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grenades? Fanned out puts their hand out.
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Expectantly, gimme, gimme. Yes, I had the for my grenades.
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Thank you, coordination. General would I think?
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Okay, fine. Okay.
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I was holding on to this Arrow electric shotgun and this
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Ameritech Magnum fine. Right.
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Well I don't have to take them then Dale grabs.
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All of your your frog. Grenades.
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But leaves you the electric shotgun because it causes an
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electric shock. Oh well, I'm on that side.
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You very much, the, India lesson here is that that you can use
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because it's different. It doesn't actually shoot a
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projectile, but we'll look, I'm no psychiatrist said, you know
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why you can't shoot a gun in space, right?
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Yeah. Well, local expert to know.
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Jeb doesn't know. Jeb do, you know?
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Yeah, it was because the one year when you shoot it, it makes
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a big Flash and then the fire canned beans.
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If you if you cause a hole in the side of the spaceship, it
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rips, the spaceship in half and then we have nowhere to breathe,
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then our lungs come out of our nostrils.
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And I will do. All right, and you shit
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yourself. Oh no.
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Speaking of shitting yourself, let's go find George.
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Are you looking for an adventure?
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Enjoying the full Misfit Adventures versus save, the d8
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Epic in their quest to find their way back home.
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There is Haven the Paladin or I rip off the flesh arm and I beat
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you to death with it giddy the Barbary.
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I've got to be my blood, it's probably will be in the future.
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I'll take it Brash The Bard. Hey wait, I did.
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These were a different cards, I swear.
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And Shelly. The sorcerer man.
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Will you put in jail again for this?
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Ima Be Real. So upset, join their Journey as
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they roll. The dice battle fearsome
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monsters. I rolled a natural one.
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Oh no, my spirit and outsmart their phones.
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Are the guy or something? Ah keep going forward, okay?
25:51
You can just open the door. Yeah, your knives out.
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Everyone with my last out great, I've got my combat show already.
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Got my bat ready. I have all of you ready?
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I'll be here waiting from the back.
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Jeb, you open the door and there inside is a male astronaut, it
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is not George. The fuck are you?
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That's what? Man, come on.
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Who the fuck are you? Yeah.
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Well uh, all right, I guess we're getting into this and I
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take nice out. I go listen real carefully, but
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you're going to want to go quietly and he pulls out a big,
26:30
heavy pistol and locks it onto his other hand.
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No absent fucking lutely. Not motherfucker did Jeff.
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Just drops his hands. Disbelief and looks over to Van
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daele, then they'll you say, you could be in here motherfucker,
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either, you're lying to me and he can shoot this gun or you're
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lying to me. Mr. James astronaut man and you
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can't actually see that because it's going to tear a hole in the
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old space ship. And then our are nosy going to
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come out or lungs. I'm going to throw my show up
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the guy. It'll float your shovel at the
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guy named still just wouldn't stop would have the same and I
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say yeah but also you're really far away 20.
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All right I'm gonna have him. Roll him, variation 11 know the
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shovel. Hits him on top of his helmet
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and his helmet. Takes a little damage that's
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actually under his helmet armor so he doesn't take any damage
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like the same shovel flies off behind him.
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I'm sorry. Someone with a gun in there.
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Yes, I have. Yeah, somebody with a gun.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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I'm going to push past ever the spaceship Fuck you.
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Wait what? Who are you?
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No, look at me in the eyes when I'm talking to you.
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What is your name? James Sergeant?
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I asked Sergeant James. Yes.
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Well you're certainly not acting like one hand over your gun.
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No, you don't even know what to do with that thing.
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I don't but also roll. I can't decide until you do.
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Damn James. The clock is ticking hand.
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Your gun, okay? It's not the only thing I have
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done hand me. Your other guns.
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I don't have other guns. She's here, he drifts the gun
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across the room. And it drifts towards you a
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great, I pull a handkerchief out of.
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Well, I don't have access to anything.
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Right now. I don't call the handkerchief L
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I'm in a suit. I'm fine.
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I grabbed the gun James. Yes.
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Do you know what trouble? We would be in a few shot?
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This I do. I was hoping you guys would back
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down, but you're really intimidating.
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That's like almost twice. What I rolled.
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We are. Yes, because it is incredibly
28:47
stupid to have funds in space. Yeah, I mean they didn't pick
28:50
me. And who the fuck are you?
28:52
We're also taking over the spaceship but I point the gun at
28:55
it. Fuck, I get closer with my bat.
29:03
Damn it look. Wow, the security I must have
29:07
been really bad if they got all of us and this guy was like
29:13
Third choice. Oh so I just think it picked
29:17
because it because of bureaucracy singing.
29:20
Don't Laugh at people for see. It's very important.
29:23
Well fucking stupid. Otherwise I would have been in
29:26
the George and his dumb spaceship him going on.
29:29
Like I'm gonna take the biggest Dukey and spit what asshole does
29:33
sound like an asshole. Whoa, do we agree on something
29:37
Island? That's weird.
29:38
Space does weird things to you, okay?
29:42
So do you want me to Me too. Should I know you're maybe we
29:45
can work together. What?
29:50
You know, I kind of like that idea.
29:53
If we all have the same goal to take over and we don't know what
29:57
we're up against, really? Yeah, we so you don't you don't
29:59
mind if I take this, he pulls out a stun baton.
30:01
Fuck up this satellite that's awesome and he raised it.
30:05
Is it above his head? Okay, nevermind, let's kill him
30:10
and then I take out the shotgun. Oh okay.
30:14
Student it. Oh God 17!
30:17
Yes it hits him Square in the chest and the force of this
30:21
shock wave that hits him as it carries through the air, hits
30:25
him in the chest and he goes flying back and he lets go of
30:30
his stun baton and it rotates through the air as his boots
30:34
lose contact with the ground, his now drifting and has, it
30:38
looks like he's been mildly electrocuted taking 14 points of
30:41
damage. Oh, now Lucy that could shoot
30:45
that one now. James we can work together but
30:53
by work together, I mean, you work for us.
30:58
Otherwise we kill you. Roll it face down.
31:06
What do I do? Cool plus reputation, plus 1 D
31:10
10. I don't know what my reputation
31:12
is. 06:19, they rolled 18. They now have a minus 1/2 all
31:20
checks against you for the foreseeable future.
31:25
That's all. Fuck you, James.
31:28
All right, will you beat me by one?
31:30
So I'm going to be a little bit of a brat about it, but okay, I
31:35
mean, okay, they just wouldn't put me in space.
31:38
This is what I would be in space.
31:40
Okay now. Yeah, you're in space.
31:44
Good job. What?
31:46
I saved the day, huh. Go ahead and tell us I was gonna
31:49
sabotage. Make it look like one of the
31:51
drones have done some fucked-up and jettison one of the few
31:54
things cost a bunch of money, but save the day after I,
31:57
Knockout George, and this other chick, I bought this pillow and
32:00
liar makes them forget shit. Mmm cost me so much money so
32:06
your Appliance just so we're clear.
32:08
You're trying to poo. Oh go ahead job.
32:11
But also show me the pill so you're playing like five.
32:14
If I understand this correctly your plan is do sneak, aboard,
32:18
the spaceship and then sabotage. It just so that you can save the
32:23
day. Yeah.
32:25
Won't they know that you are supposed to be.
32:27
On the spaceship. Yeah, but hopefully they forgive
32:29
me for seven. I was like, I fell asleep.
32:32
I was just looking at it. No.
32:35
All right, I'll see you. There goes for it.
32:38
Do I really need to give? It was really expensive.
32:40
If it's real, I'll give it back to you.
32:44
And he hands you. A pill that's been cut into, is
32:49
this real never mind. Yes, shit.
32:54
I did say give it back to you, but I give it back to him.
32:58
I did not expect that. He takes it back.
33:00
Okay. I did not expect that.
33:05
I'm not a liar. She's a lot of things machine.
33:08
A liar noted. You see a little message, come
33:13
up on your, on your visual Chiron on your eye.
33:17
You just see a message from then Del I blink once for.
33:24
Yes. All right.
33:26
At some point during this conversation, real pickpocket
33:28
for window. Okay.
33:31
Okay. Yeah.
33:31
My shovel back. Yes.
33:34
After throwing the shovel pings off of their helmet.
33:39
Not hitting them at all. And just starts bouncing around
33:43
and while in the midst of this conversation and just narrowly
33:47
missing the gun as it drifted by as soon as they go to hand over
33:54
the, the pill that can make, you forget your memories or
33:59
whatever. Retro is able to just reach
34:03
their arm out and grasped their Shovel by the handle.
34:06
And just one grasp with their new, cybernetic arm goes clunk
34:10
and you will see This arm attached around the shovel in
34:16
midair and you've you can actually hear this clicking as
34:19
his new fingers. Click around it, your fingers
34:22
spray out, rotate revealing. All of your tools for back in
34:26
and click down very cool. You do like the Pencil Trick
34:31
thing through the shovel. Actually, I think I might have
34:45
gripped it a little too much and now, there's an indent of my
34:47
thumb in it. Well, now we know which one's
34:49
yours. You're right.
34:50
You're right. I'll put it back in my backpack,
34:53
actually. No, I don't put it back.
34:55
I'm gonna put it in my side. That's what Pirates now, yeah,
34:58
that's right. Beginning maintenance with, in
35:08
T-minus two minutes. We are on schedule for
35:16
maintenance drone, which probably keep an eye out for
35:20
that. Sure doesn't spot us.
35:25
Yeah just you know if it sees us and sets off all these alerts
35:30
and alarms really you worry too much and then Rogers going to
35:34
pull out a vape pen just yeah. This was a fire and alarm goes
35:45
off, whatever our plan was. I have to do it.
35:55
Now I'm a supporter starts praying towards you.
36:01
The floor below. You opens and start sucking the
36:04
water through it so that it goes in a Direction.
36:09
Jesus Christ. But how are you gonna stop?
36:36
It's just gonna keep job. Gonna keep going to go to the
36:43
the door please, and get ready to grab Alice.
36:46
All right, I'm out. What, I can't hear you.
36:49
What? There's too much water going by.
36:52
Don't worry. Jeff heard me.
36:55
Somebody turn off the Oh, is there a way to turn it off?
37:01
And here there's a computer in the corner.
37:04
I'll do it. I'll go BB.
37:06
You stomp over clonk clonk long as the water is blasting past
37:11
you being sucked into the other side.
37:13
Well anything, yeah, they would make up and trying to find
37:23
romantic the ready. I'm trying to find you know
37:31
what? I'm just good Library search.
37:38
Yes, you find the shut-off and the water shuts off almost
37:42
immediately. There's a very weird Sensations.
37:45
The top layer of those droplets, get sucked past you in a huge
37:48
plane. It's like driving through a rain
37:50
curtain. And everything in here is a
37:53
little bit wet, but the fan underneath you as now drying out
37:57
the room as it pulls, the moisture out of the room like a
38:01
giant Dean humidifier and then the fans wind down and the room
38:06
is once again left with its space hum.
38:10
Should we keep moving now that us?
38:11
Don't live? As I thought, that's what we
38:13
were doing. Alice is on the way, okay, that
38:16
was cool, pvdyck that was neat. I don't know.
38:19
That was great. Yeah, II I did computer things
38:22
also, and, and vendor walks up behind Red, show and clips.
38:26
You across the back of the head, just my head, just move forward.
38:31
I don't have pain in my head. So don't what?
38:35
Don't Fucking vaping space. It's not it's bad for you on
38:40
Earth and it's brought us here, pick up to you and they put it
38:44
in their pocket. Stop it and get your juice when
38:47
you go home. Whoa.
38:49
That was just unprofessional. Do we hear like magnetized steps
38:57
coming towards us? There's something coming towards
38:59
the door Ready or Not Alice. Here we come.
39:12
Next time on no latency. It's not my fault.
39:22
I make everybody wet. Jeb, grab her.
39:25
All right. Yeah, I'll grab her.
39:26
Oh shit. Oh shit.
39:28
She's she's hard. I pull out the gun.
39:31
All right, so that is that is what happens then just to be
39:35
clear. I hold on retro.
39:36
I Uh, I might be able to help you, and I'm a duct tape their
39:39
arms and legs together. I got a pretty sweet tactical
39:41
trouble for anyone. Wants to trade you all should
39:43
rock. Paper scissors for it
39:44
Rochambeau? Oh where's Jeb?
39:47
Shoot him again? Want to happen to you too late.
39:50
I already shot them. Does not feel like this is a
39:52
workable relationship. It really does not die.
39:54
I'm sorry. You have revoked your piracy
39:56
privileges. What?
39:58
Wait, hold on. Why would we all be dead?
40:00
All right, I got shocked out. We're not hurting y'all.
40:03
We're helping you well, our jobs really over is better.
40:06
Than your apartment. They're retro course.
40:09
This is cooler than my apartment.
40:11
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40:44
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