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60 Minutes, Roscoe Wallace, JRAP, Office Compliment Day and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all all at all, So don't give the
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  Speaker 1: bus bussy.
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  Speaker 2: Ye listening to show?
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  Speaker 1: I don't join.
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  Speaker 3: Yah yeah, Joy, you gotta do this. I love you
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  Speaker 3: know you gotta turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 2: To turn the most turn. You probably got to turn mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Ald the mono. Come come on, you're thinking, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man. You know what y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, really, the goodness of God is overwhelming if
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  Speaker 1: you think about it, I mean, really really think about it,
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  Speaker 1: even when your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when
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  Speaker 1: you're going through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, Even
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  Speaker 1: in that, God's goodness is actually overwhelming because don't forget
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  Speaker 1: why you're going through this moment. First of all, this
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  Speaker 1: too shall pass, but also secondly, remember man, ain't everything
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  Speaker 1: else that you've gone through that seems so insurmountable at
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  Speaker 1: the time, didn't you get past that too? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing. If you really think about it, you don't
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  Speaker 1: get stuck on any one issue your whole life. The
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  Speaker 1: only people that get stuck on an issue they whole
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  Speaker 1: life is people who won't let it go. That's really
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  Speaker 1: all it is. There are people who exist, and you
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  Speaker 1: may be one of them. Oh please know, I've been
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  Speaker 1: guilty of it myself before, but I learned something. There
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  Speaker 1: are things in my past that I just would not
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  Speaker 1: let go of. It was done, it was over with.
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  Speaker 1: I was past it, but I I would not let
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  Speaker 1: go of it. It was over. The dude that did
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  Speaker 1: it tell me didn't exist no more. The problem that
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  Speaker 1: it created didn't exist no more. The only problem that
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  Speaker 1: kept hanging on was I would not let it go.
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  Speaker 1: And man, you can't go forward if you gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: looking in the past. It's an impossible thing. It's like
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  Speaker 1: driving a car. If you keep looking only in the
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  Speaker 1: rearview mirror while you're driving, you're going to crash pretty soon.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of people just keep crashing over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over because you won't drive your car.
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  Speaker 1: You keep looking in the real view mirror act to past.
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  Speaker 1: Oh woe it's me. Oh you know they did me
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  Speaker 1: like that. You know I ain't been the same since
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  Speaker 1: he cheated on me. Oh man, every since she stole
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  Speaker 1: my money, I ain't been the same man she played me,
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  Speaker 1: and ever since that I done treated women differently. You
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  Speaker 1: may have some deeper stuff going on, but eventually, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand that when you have a relationship God
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  Speaker 1: with God, you can take that to him too and
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  Speaker 1: drop it off and leave it there. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: that He can fix and heal that. Maybe it's something
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  Speaker 1: serious like that that you need fixing or healing from,
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with God can fix and heal that. But man,
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  Speaker 1: come on on, y'all, whatever it is, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: trying to downplay it or make it act like it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't traumatic in your life, because oh God, you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to you know, you don't want nobody do that
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  Speaker 1: to you because you want to be the you know,
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  Speaker 1: the post a child for misery. So please don't let
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  Speaker 1: me take that from you. If that's your position, that's
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  Speaker 1: your hall of fame card you hanging on to. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the poster child for misery. Oh no one is more
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  Speaker 1: woe than me than Please don't let Steve try to
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  Speaker 1: take that from you. You go ahead and hang on
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  Speaker 1: to that, But let me tell you something though. If
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna hang on to, that's what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna always be the poster child for misery. At one
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  Speaker 1: point in time, you're gonna have to get on and
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  Speaker 1: move past it. Sometimes, man, it's merely a simple thing
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  Speaker 1: of taking it to God and leaving it there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: some people don't have money for therapy. Some people don't
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  Speaker 1: even know who to call for therapy. God is the
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  Speaker 1: best psychologist in the world. He can fix it for you.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing too hard for God. You know when
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  Speaker 1: something seems impossible, y'all, God does the impossible all the
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  Speaker 1: time every day. You won't know how I know. I
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  Speaker 1: just look at a couple basic things. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: that that sun comes up every day in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: It comes up in the east and it sets in
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  Speaker 1: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
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  Speaker 1: can wish because you plant at your flowers on a
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  Speaker 1: certain side of your house. You can wish all you want.
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  Speaker 1: Then maybe one day he would bring it up out
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  Speaker 1: the northwest, so those flowers would be No. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come up out the east, and once the sun
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  Speaker 1: hits the horizon when you look in the water, like
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  Speaker 1: if you ever out in La and you see the
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  Speaker 1: sun going down. Once the sun once you can visually
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  Speaker 1: see the sun touching the horizon, you have three minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You have exactly three minutes. You can sit there with
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  Speaker 1: your watch. You can time, Yeah, three minutes and it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Three minutes is gone. I read that somewhere and then
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  Speaker 1: I went and it's gone. Every day, if it's clear enough,
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  Speaker 1: not cloudy. Once the sun touches the horizon. On water,
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  Speaker 1: you got three minutes. When the wind blows, you can't
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  Speaker 1: do nothing about it. He can bring it from the northeast,
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  Speaker 1: he can bring it from the west, he can bring
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  Speaker 1: from south. He can bring it hard, he can bring
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  Speaker 1: it cool, he can bring it hot. It's certain things
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  Speaker 1: that God does the impossible all the time. How those
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  Speaker 1: stars sitting up there, How can you find these constellations?
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  Speaker 1: The big dipp of the Little Dipper, Ryan the Hunter
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  Speaker 1: All that's God. God. Ain't nothing you can do about it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't reach them stars, you can't shoot at them,
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  Speaker 1: you can't move them out the way. Or Ryan the
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  Speaker 1: Hunter's belt, there's gonna beat them three stars out of ankle.
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  Speaker 1: You can call it what you want to call it. Still,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. See, He does the impossible all
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  Speaker 1: the time. He created heaven and earth. You're saying that
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  Speaker 1: God can't get you through your past. Somebody did just
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  Speaker 1: to me. It's the worst thing I had, the worst
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  Speaker 1: childhood of anybody. God can't get you past that. He
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  Speaker 1: can move heaven, mountains, Earth, he can form the Grand Canyon,
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  Speaker 1: he can make the water come over Niagara Falls twenty
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  Speaker 1: four seven. He can't fix yo little bitty past yours.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing how people make their problems bigger than God.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody told me one time, stop telling God how big
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  Speaker 1: your problems are, and start telling your problems how big
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  Speaker 1: God is, and go on with your life. Quit driving
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  Speaker 1: your car looking in the rear view mirror. Ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: back there but your past. And if it was hurtful
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  Speaker 1: or painful, or something you just felt like you can't
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  Speaker 1: get over, take your problems to God and leave them there.
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  Speaker 1: You hear the old spiritual all you've heard it, take
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  Speaker 1: your birdens to the Lord, leave them yet all the time.
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  Speaker 1: But you think that applies to everyone. But you, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people out there going through much worse
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  Speaker 1: than you have and have overcome it all. Why won't
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  Speaker 1: you take the step to overcome your past, so you
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  Speaker 1: can get on with driving your car and see what
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  Speaker 1: God trying to take you. But it's a trick of
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  Speaker 1: the enemy. The enemy tricks you from seeing your future
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  Speaker 1: by having you constantly looking in your past. Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: a trick of the devil. If the devil just let
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  Speaker 1: you quit, if he would just let you get to
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  Speaker 1: drive in your car, look out into your future. Your
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  Speaker 1: future shows hopefulness. You have hope when you see the future.
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  Speaker 1: But he can keep you in misery if he keep
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  Speaker 1: you looking at your miserable past. God looking for you, man,
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  Speaker 1: God would love to hear from you. Let's spend some
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  Speaker 1: time talking to God today. Hey, God, what's happening. It's me.
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  Speaker 1: I know I ain't talk to you in a while,
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  Speaker 1: but AMN feel bad about that. But I need you.
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  Speaker 1: He know that everybody should say that prayer all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's cool, all right, you're listening hard morning.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. We are here again. God has done
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  Speaker 1: it again. Man, what it awesome? God? I just got
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, there are really no words to describe him,
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  Speaker 1: so we're just gonna go with awesome. He's an awesome God.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing what he does for us on a day
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  Speaker 1: to day basis. Man that goes undetected and unnoticed, And
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just like to point it out. The mere
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  Speaker 1: fact that he woke you up this morning. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand the miracle that is please ingrain this in your head? You,
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  Speaker 1: as a human being, does not have the ability to
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  Speaker 1: wake yourself up in the morning. You don't, well, I
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  Speaker 1: set my alarm. A lot of people alarms go off.
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  Speaker 1: Date on him. The alarm goes off. God shakes you
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  Speaker 1: and wakes you to hear the alarm. Don't get it twisted.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great thing that he does for us on
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  Speaker 1: the day to day y'all. At least start with thanking
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  Speaker 1: him right there, then not on. Then after that you
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  Speaker 1: can go with your hair. You can start thinking for
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  Speaker 1: your clothes, shelter, food, your job, your opportunity, all health,
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  Speaker 1: you know, teeth, you know stuff. You can go down
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  Speaker 1: the list. If you got pretty feet, you can throw
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  Speaker 1: that on the list. You know, it's anything, anything you
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  Speaker 1: ought to be grateful for. The list is daunting if
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  Speaker 1: you do it. So thank you God for another great day.
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica. Junior and the
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  Speaker 1: legend that is Nephew Tourmy hell boy, Oh boy, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a good one today. Yeah, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a good one today. Come on, Junior, what's on your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, tell me we're finna go down to do remedy.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta probably going to do do remedy. Letting him hijack.
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  Speaker 4: You say it's okay, But Katy, what was on my mind?
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  Speaker 1: For real? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just tell y'all something. I want to let y'all
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  Speaker 4: know that we're gonna have a baby.
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  Speaker 1: It's sick to have a bad you can't be having.
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  Speaker 5: Then congratulation, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: The dog be here? This don't sound dog? Yeah? This
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  Speaker 1: stop this.
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  Speaker 4: This is something I didn't even know.
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  Speaker 1: You notice how I didn't jump in this. Y'all know this?
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  Speaker 4: Don't can tell you something? Why we get the dog
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  Speaker 4: and we ain't got no damn fence. This dog for
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  Speaker 4: to be everywhere the neighborhood. He's gonna be everywhere in
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  Speaker 4: this neighborhood. This dog ain't got no no limits, none, boy,
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  Speaker 4: and I can't talk her out of it. Is it
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  Speaker 4: a way I can tell her that we don't need
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  Speaker 4: a dog right now.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a whole lot of ways you can tell
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  Speaker 1: them let her have that. What you do is you
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  Speaker 1: finish throw yourself into a financial crisis, because if she
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  Speaker 1: really wants this dog, that's gonna really push that fist
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  Speaker 1: up quite a bit. You heard it, well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's it's called logic of deduction. I just know how
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  Speaker 1: to female mind. Sometimes can't how much dog calls? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: know how much the dog fifty Hell no, he gotta
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  Speaker 1: take a trash out. He gotta do something. What dog
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  Speaker 1: is this? You could have got your fist. You're doing
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  Speaker 1: a flid of turkey, Junior fifty five hundred. You can
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  Speaker 1: fly to Turkey and get your hair back.
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  Speaker 2: After the hour from the nephews, he runs that prank
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  Speaker 2: back right after this. You're listening morning show, and it's
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  Speaker 2: time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew.
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  Speaker 2: What you got for us this right here is give
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  Speaker 2: me my arm back.
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  Speaker 1: Give me my arm back, old older gentleman.
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  Speaker 6: You know gotta you know, prosthetic army, and the kids
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  Speaker 6: then took the army. You know what happens, You know
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  Speaker 6: what I mean, it happens. So give me my arm
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  Speaker 6: back cat dog.
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  Speaker 1: If you could Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach Philip.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, this this is Philip. Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 9: What is this?
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  Speaker 7: Are you a Philip?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: Is that who you are?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: This is Philip. Okay, there is there is there is
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  Speaker 7: your son? Do you know what there is?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Calm down?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, okay, is my son? Calm down? First of all,
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  Speaker 7: is your son? There is he there at the house
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  Speaker 7: right now? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: That okay, that's not the issue.
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  Speaker 7: What the issue is? What what do you what do
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  Speaker 7: you need?
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  Speaker 1: Sir?
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  Speaker 7: My name is Burns okay, and I live two streets
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  Speaker 7: over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
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  Speaker 7: named Theoma Tenant?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
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  Speaker 8: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
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  Speaker 7: What they're playing bally right now?
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  Speaker 8: Sit the enough down there at the park play ball.
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  Speaker 7: They all at the park. That's what I need to know.
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  Speaker 7: I need to know where they at. Let me tell
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  Speaker 7: you something.
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  Speaker 8: Hold all say hold on saying what you need to know?
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  Speaker 8: Where they act for? And what you're finna do.
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  Speaker 9: What is the.
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  Speaker 7: Problem that boy Dallious and Tim come, They say they
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  Speaker 7: was walking up my street today and came over here.
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  Speaker 7: I have a prosthetic arm. My right arm is prosthetic,
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  Speaker 7: and they know what.
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  Speaker 8: Hold hold on saying, oh you say you got a prosthetic.
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  Speaker 9: Arm, Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 7: My right arm is a prosthetic arm. And them boys came.
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  Speaker 8: Over what they got to do with my son?
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  Speaker 7: Your boy and that boy Tim came over here and
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  Speaker 7: pulled my arm off of me and ran down the
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  Speaker 7: street with it.
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  Speaker 8: Hold all saying, hold on, taking it, hold all saying,
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  Speaker 8: you try to tell me that that that you lost
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  Speaker 8: your arm to my son and his friend and they
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  Speaker 8: ran off with your arm. They went down and played basketball.
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  Speaker 8: Is that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 7: So I'm telling you that I don't know what. I
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  Speaker 7: didn't know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came and
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  Speaker 7: took my prosthetic arm off of me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not saying, say, let me tell you something that
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  Speaker 8: doesn't sound like what something my son will do. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: So I know exactly what they do and where they're
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  Speaker 8: going at all times, and that's not something that they
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  Speaker 8: will do.
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  Speaker 7: I'm parents talking about what their kids will do and
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  Speaker 7: won't do. You don't know what they do when they
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  Speaker 7: ain't with y'all. I'm glad you told me they'll say
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  Speaker 7: you at the park, because I'm gonna go right over
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  Speaker 7: here to this park now, and from when I found them,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna work and get my all back.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
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  Speaker 8: whole everything. Okay, hold on staging now, because you don't
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  Speaker 8: say that you're gonna go do something that I know
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  Speaker 8: you don't really mean. All right, might say you what.
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  Speaker 7: I mean exactly what I'm saying. They got my.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody to take your arm, sir. Okay, look, let's try
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  Speaker 8: to keep disrespectful, all right. All right, you say they
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  Speaker 8: got your arm?
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  Speaker 7: Right, how about this?
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  Speaker 8: Going to go get my boys? Okay, First of all,
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  Speaker 8: I will meet you at the park. All right, I
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  Speaker 8: will meet you at the park, and we gonna talk
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  Speaker 8: to talk about the situation like like, gentlemen. Okay, ain't
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  Speaker 8: ain't no need for me to go down there and
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  Speaker 8: messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 8: Y'all Still to go, They got my arm, sir, With
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  Speaker 8: all due respect, Okay, you're talking about my son, and
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  Speaker 8: I know what he is capable of doing and what
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  Speaker 8: he's not gonna do, and he don't disrespect the older
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  Speaker 8: people like that, especially with somebody with with a empairment
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  Speaker 8: or disablement or whatever you got. I'm sorry about your arm.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to help.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying. I'm asking you. What do you not think
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  Speaker 7: taking somebody all is disrespectful? That's disrespectful to take of
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  Speaker 7: the old man and run down.
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  Speaker 8: The street where, sir, disrespectful? But what what is not?
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  Speaker 8: What is not disrespectful?
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  Speaker 7: Also?
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  Speaker 8: Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
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  Speaker 8: with my son and that's not gonna happen? Okay?
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  Speaker 7: Do that's what I'm gonna do. I'm turning up as
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  Speaker 7: soon as I get.
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  Speaker 8: On Okay, all a second, sir, you're gonna do watching
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  Speaker 8: my son.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a son up as soon as I get to
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  Speaker 7: this park. And that's with it, because they tell my
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  Speaker 7: arm and they know they did.
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  Speaker 8: I'm okay, let me tell you something. You'll call me
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  Speaker 8: up disrespecting me and threatening my son. Do you know
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  Speaker 8: what you're talking to? I'll tell you what you do.
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  Speaker 8: Say you what you condit to that part and just
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  Speaker 8: breathe on my son wrong? Okay, say his name wrong? Okay,
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  Speaker 8: say it, and then I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna take your other arm and I'm gonna beat me.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, you know you're gonna tell you something. Let me
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  Speaker 7: tell you something.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think. Don't think.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, who with this one on? Because I'm there, I
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  Speaker 7: whooped you in your son? This going on, I'll promise
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  Speaker 7: you that.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, come on, you ain't gonna know what to do
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  Speaker 8: with your life because you can't find your arm. You
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  Speaker 8: ain't got no sense, and you over here with the
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: wrong people's family.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: All right, You don't know what. You don't know what
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: happened to my You don't know I lost my You
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: know what happened.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: You're crying?
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: You know you know I know what happened to my
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: h Why are you crying?
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: We asked you something, mister sincidive?
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: What what the problem? You don't know what? You don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: know how I lost the arm. You don't know how
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: I lost it. I don't know how you've lost your arm.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: I really I don't get my arm.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: Just I don't know who got your arm? My son
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: and got your arm?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: No, your son, you know he don't he don't have
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: my arm. Tell me tell me got my arm? Who
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: got your arm. Temmy got it, Tommy, tell me got it?
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Tell me the one got the arm?
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: Joe who tell me?
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: Man, Tommy Man, nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Man,
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: your son Darius fifteen year old, got me the frank
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: phone called you.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: Oh yo, man, yo yo. He called you and told
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: you that, oh we don't punishment. I knew he wasn't
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: gonna do. You'll punishment double time now. Oh man, you
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: are y'all something else?
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Oh man, me, hey man, I gotta ask you, man,
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: in the.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: Lanes, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know, Baker.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And there you have it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I'll be back an hour, same stupid, same person, all
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: at at one time.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yess up?
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next ask the
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: clo with our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: at the top of the hour.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: In entertainment news, Vice President Kamala Harris will be featured
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: on CBS's sixty Minutes election special on Monday, and Donald
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Trump will be a no show.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Also, we have an update on.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Russell Simmons twenty twenty three sexual assault lawsuit. He has
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: yet to pay the plaintiffs over three million dollars. That's
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: all coming up at the top of the hour, but
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: right now it is time.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: To add lot hell show what's wrong? You're all right?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: It's a lot, a lot, all right?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: This is wrong, man.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Could you bag up a little bit please? That's just
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: a damn crew. If we don't text amongst each other,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: who wants to tell it the bad hour? All right,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: you're gonna, but you're gonna hurt my feelings every night.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: We don't. Junior said, he don't get damn about you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I don't care nothing about what he is going through. Junior.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Man, he got a dog he can't keep in a
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: fence line, So I don't care nothing about what's going
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: on with Junior.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: He got a lot going on in his word, so
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: whatever word in his life, don't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: Go.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: You're ready, Here we go, Maria, if you say that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You heard him, Oh all of them, yeah, went over
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: my head. Let me let that mare now, as.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: The fellow Maria in New Orleans says, when I was
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: a dancer, my best customer started depositing one thousand dollars
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: monthly into my account to pay for college.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I gotta notice.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I gotta notice that he died and I owe the
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: company twenty two thousand dollars on a loan. I called
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: his son and he wants the money back. What do
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I do now?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Wow, wait a minute, I don't understand. He was paying
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you one thousand dollars a month for college for.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: College, and then he got Yeah, she got a notice
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: saying that she owes the company two thousand dollars on
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: a loan. She called his husband. She called his son.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Now his son wants the money back.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: All you got to do is explain your son. Your
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: daddy hid that as a loan from the company, but
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: it's really for dancing services.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a stripper, she said, dancer, Just to be clear.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Dancing a where four thousand dollars a month to go
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: to college? What dancer? No? No, no, no no no.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: See when you're a dancer, you in a group like Collins,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Baby Tasha, she a dancer?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: She ain't.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Well, she don't do that no more. She wants you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: an adult and you a dancer. We already know what
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that is. Just tell the son, listen to me. Your
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: daddy wrote this off as a loan from the company
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to hide it. But I'm really a stripper. Now do
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you want to go down this road? And I explained
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: to your mama what this money was for, or you
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: want to get out of my face and then and
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: then go over and let him meet you so he
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: can see why your daddy was depositing this money.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: So he's got options. She gave him options.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what kind of what kind of college you
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: can go to for a thousand a month? That's what
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: what is you in? Debride?
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: Help?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Is nothing wrong with that college? Yeah? I don't think
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: it was tuition. I think just help love. Well, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: can say that ain't nothing wrong with it. I didn't
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: say nothing with it. I was just want to know
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: what college he is for a thousand dollars a month?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: And then first one popped in my mind with the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: right you know what it was? All I'm saying, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: ain't say. I don't even have a college education, so
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I least qualified to speak on education.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Missus Johnson and Columbia says.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: My husband and I were at dinner and a woman
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: kept looking over her shoulder at us. My husband knew her,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: but said he couldn't remember how. He quickly paid our
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: bill and we left. If he knew her, why didn't
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: he speak to her as we left?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: He said he can't remember how. Oh really, yeah, he
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: paid the bill. Y'all got to get out here cause
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: people crazy. You know here, I am trying to protect
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you from a crazy person. And now you're all up
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: at the house questioning me. How come he didn't introduce her?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: He can't remember her? Mister body count, you don't remember
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: everybody in the body count?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, hewn?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, what we got to do up in here? Come on,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: next one?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Should you know exactly where he knew her from?
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: All?
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Moving on? He didn't remember Deyonce and fort.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Wayne said, I had company last night, but I didn't
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: have condoms. I told the chick that I have a
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: girlfriend and we don't use them.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: She wanted to do it without one.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I told her again that I have a girlfriend, so
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I can't do that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: How could she get mad about that?
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: Dog?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: What you mean? How could she get mad about that?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Because she had done it before? What is he writing from?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: But b don't understand, bro, Really, I mean right, you
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: can't have unprotected What what was we talking about?
• 26:15
  Speaker 11: You know that, and he didn't, which was smart of him.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: But he's stupid to be calling talking to us. He Divante,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: what else?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Deyonte?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Same? Beyonte Divante we were talking about it ain't neither
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: one of them Spanish.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: That is black, all right.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: We always trying to get a little Spanish as man.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Is black is all get out.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ronte is Spanish and they made it black what
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: we is just David.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Divante is Spanish.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: That's what my daddy said. I'm sick of all these
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: black people names. Yes, Donald, I'm good names, right, Yah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: y'all infinished here, y'all wouldn't have no Spanish name. Stop
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: they stopped at the Harvey house right now. We're not
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: fining people, these young people that lost their.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Mind, all right? Moving on, stay smart, Deontae.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Moving on to Sonise in Hyde Parks and he says,
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: I bought a fixer upper and thought that my boyfriend
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: could help me do a little, you know, little things
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: around the house. But he's always too busy to help.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: If he doesn't have any interest in helping me, does
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: that mean he has no interest in the future here
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: with me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, sister, you bought a fixer up. Now
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you assume that he would help you fix it up
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: for a future. There with y'all. Two things you didn't
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: check to see if y'all had a future, and number two,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: everybody don't want a little ragged as Now, let's just
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: keep it real because you gotta be careful when people
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: say a little fix a upper, Well, what did you say?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: We ain't whin ain't no steps. Now we got the
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: home depot buckets turned upside down so we can get
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: up on the porch. I don't know about it. I'm
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: not I'm not bringing nobody over my house or that
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: we We ain't got no scream dough. We can't up
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: with damn dough. You know all this here, all this
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: stuff wrong. The windows is boarded up. We ain't got
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: no money for no panes. Right now, now we're sitting
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: up in the house. We can't even look out the window.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: We look at this plywood because we you done bought
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this fixer upper. Yeah, now we can't put a chair
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: in the corner because of the hole in the floor,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: and it won't sit it. So now, well, I don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: do flows.
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: When the kitchen, we ain't got no kitchen cabinets, all
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: our place, just out.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: On the table coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Entertain how much fix.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Up is it? Right? I gotta go back from I
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the gas station.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning show.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: CBS's sixty Minutes will air an interview with Vice President
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Kamala Harris and Bill Whittaker.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: That happens Monday evening.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: CBS released a statement noting that Donald Trump was scheduled
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: for an interview, but he backed out. CBS execs stated
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: that for over half a century, sixty Minutes has had
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: presidential candidates on the show before Americans head to the polls.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: This year, only the Democratic presidential nominee, Vice President Kamala
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Harris will be showcased. Trump last appeared on sixty Minutes
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: and twenty twenty, when he walked out on his interview
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Remember That with Leslie Stall after he objected to her
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: questions at a press event in Milwaukee. When asked about
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: the sixty Minutes interview, Trump said, I'd love to do
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: sixty minutes, but I want an apology.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Leflig apologize you just so the course you ain't apologize.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: No day or bide, double down from everything remember I
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: told us to drink lifesol in twenty twenty.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we want an apology for that, all right.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Moving on to this update on a sexual assault case
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: in twenty twenty three, Russell Simmons has been ordered to
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: pay over three million dollars to three of his alleged
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: victims of sexual assault, based on a settlement he agreed
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: to back in November of twenty twenty three. According to
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: the recent legal filings obtained by Variety, the New York
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: County Supreme Court shows that three plaintiffs were to receive
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: their settlements by Tuesday, this is just Tuesday, October first,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: but were not paid. The extent of the sexual assault
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: allegations have not been detailed in the settlement. They weren't detailed.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Simmons maintains his innocence and admitted no wrongdoing in the statement.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Russell Simmons dish now half yeah, yeah, yeah, have we
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: not learned?
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: If you just pay, pay like you say before you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: tick somebody else. The biggest sexual assault case of the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: year right now, it wouldn't even be this case had
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: they paid like they were supposed to. But you decided no.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: So then when they filed see all this stuff that's
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: right now nobody knows. It's just a it's a closed case.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: But now you don't pay, they're gonna redo it. Then
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: they're gonna open the files. Now it's all gonna be
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: out there. Then you're gonna pay. Then the floodgates it's
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be open again.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Well he's now a resident of Bali, Indonesia, So.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: The States, Yeah, Russell, coming back here.
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: Or you could you know, you're talking about the biggest
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: case of the year, Steve, You're talking about Diddy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You're talking about the biggest case of the year.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Or you could not sexually abused of sexual assault people.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Then there's that that past, then that the automun case.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: But but when you get your shot. Now, when you
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: get shot, your warning, and then you get your reprieve,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you get a call from the governor. Quit walking down
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the hall to the chamber. Listen, man, Look, I just
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: don't like man when people act above the law. I
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: got We make mistakes, all of us, do, I got it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not relevant reveling in the downfall of anybody. This
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: is a tragedy, man, Tell me that been your life
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and then for to end up this way. R Kelly
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to be in a position he in when that's this
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: could have been avoided, man, this could have been avoided
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: part where he at This could have been avoided because
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: that God gives us a chance man to make the correction.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You do remember R. Kelly will Uh was acquitted in
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: one of the cases, right, Remember when he came said God,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: h dog go sit down. Yeah, but he continued that behavior. O. J. Simpson,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you got to quit it, man. Now you're breaking in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: a hotel room in Las Vegas. Din cost you all
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: these years of your life. We just come on, man, Yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: you got them moving on. I'm just.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, another entertainment news. So, Steve, we've heard
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: you singing Million Dollar Baby by Tommy Richmond because it
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: was one of the hottest songs of the summer. Well,
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Tommy Richmond is getting a lot of backlash after he tweeted,
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I'm not a pit artist.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Wait mat home, what what you heard me saying?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: We heard you singing.
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: Thing? Don't you know that song that was trend?
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't know what that was. I ain't know
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the name of it. I don't know no damn words.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, anyway, he's he's getting a lot of
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: backlash now because he tweeted I'm not a hip hop artist,
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: so fans of Richmond that are deeply rooted in hip
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: hop went off on him in the comments, which prompted
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: his follow up tweet. His follow up tweet says, I'm
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: thankful for everything I'm saying. I don't want to be
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: boxed in. I grew up on hip hop, but I'm
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: a singer and Tommy Richmond is white, So why why
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: box anyone in?
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Are you agreeing with Tommy Richmond?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy Richmond is white.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't matter, but.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I just wanted just for comedy person. Oh man, you
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: really don't white.
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: Sing?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Sing a little bit more of a proceed.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Now he's white outn't lost it now. I don't know
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: where to go with the dog song.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: Crazy.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't know the man was white man crazy. I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: never knew the man was white. White y'all. I ain't
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: never knew that he will white y'all.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Singers out, Steve coming up at twenty minutes after poet, I.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Just fold out. He will white y'all.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Junie's got a special poem for us right after this.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Oh hell no, you're listening hard Morning show all right, Steve,
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: please do the honors and introduced Junior.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: He has a beautiful I sure do, ladies.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Jennmer Junrs here It's acronym is Jay Rapper. This is
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: his poetry name, j Rap j R. A p Stan's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: a Junior's raggedy ass poet. Can't here he is again? Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Junior. Okay, you know hate is real, ain't no? Okay,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: un just do your yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Hate real like this hater's out here. Some of us
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: happen to work with us. Oh, I ain't gotta say
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: the names. Just listen to the poem. We'll figure out
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: who the hater is in just a second. The title
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: of this poem is called the Hate is Real.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Here I go. I got something that I need to
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: say without anyone you know who, getting in my way.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: It all started when I started calling Big Dog my
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: uncle too. His real nephew got so upset he ain't
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: know what to do. It's been going on for a while,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: and the hate is real. But I give a day
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: about how he feels. He got the nerve to always
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: try to roast me because he thinks he handsome and
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: somewhat sexy. I got one thing to say. Before I
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: leave hell to Steve. Hey, I'm Steve. Hey, I'm Steve.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: That I said the end?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: He's your uncle?
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: He no, no, no hate, He's not I Steve as when.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You're living up to it. That was a ragged ass poem.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You you've been hating on me ever since I got
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: here to.
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: Do you have?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Do you have your own uncles?
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: No?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Dog, I'm serious? Do you have your well?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Your show?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I got what I got, I got three n I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: got my dadd Okay, what is what is what? What
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: is they doing? Your uncles? One of them truck riding
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and then the other one do law. Okay, so why
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: why why you ain't uplifting them?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: You know, because clearly Steve got more money than them.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Answering questions, you know the answer to.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Why why would I promote the truck driver and a
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: lawn man and uncle Steve got wave more mondays? Which
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: mean you think I'm not trying to find a better family.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: You think I'm not trying to move up the greatest
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: thing that ever happened with upsetd. That's my boy, that's
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: my nephew.
• 38:30
  Speaker 12: And Tom.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: You got to share this man with everybody can't just
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: hog him to yourself. Watch this, yeah, answer.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: To stop answering him, stop doing that. He needs to say,
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: mister Hart from now on the yes on the air caf.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I can't no. All right, coming, take care
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of your damn dog.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: That's coming coming up next. Roscoe Wallace in the building
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: right after this. You're listening Morning show.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: All right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, Russell Wallace, My boy.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You what thin about Rocco? You ain't got to get
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: ready to stay ready. He was up top of town.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: We're going over with your bill. I'm good man, you
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: man everything Junior. We're going on, man, my man. We're
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, Roscoe, he.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't money money Cole, We're going on he cally, Hey, Roscoe,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: what's happening? Ain't nothing there going? What's going on over there?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: We're going over here in the war. What do you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: need to know about mut the world?
• 40:00
  Speaker 11: Okay, let me ask you this, Roscoe. So let me
• 40:02
  Speaker 11: tell you what's going on on this morning show. All
• 40:05
  Speaker 11: week there's been some beefing going on between Tommy and Junior.
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: Last segment, Junior wrote a poem about Tommy Hayton because.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: He heard Steve.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he called it Steve.
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: His uncles people calling in, leaving messages saying that you
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: go too far, Steve, not you, Roscoe. Steve goes too
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: far with Junior, you know, be gross and drinking on him,
• 40:29
  Speaker 11: slamming Tommy as well. So is that any kind of
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: song you could come up with to bring the Morning Show,
• 40:38
  Speaker 11: the fellas on the Morning Show together, to stop all
• 40:41
  Speaker 11: the beat.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Fight, stand up in fight the power, stand up got
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: a so over the mabe. Sometimes you gotta fight the power,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you know. Junior Junior Man and Tommy Tommy Man and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: j see tom and old Junior called Steve Hunk no more.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: But everybody calls Steve Hunk no more, you know, Tommy
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Tommy kind of you know, chick chicken chicken winging with it,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: you know, Tommy want and all he'd wait, you know,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and then ju junr want to get some anyway because
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Junior Junior trying to offset the joke, you know. But
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: it's all the fun of me though, I'll be laughing
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: cause both of them sick. You know, I don't know
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: where it's coming from.
• 41:32
  Speaker 11: Do you have a song to help people to inspire
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: people when they're sick and they not feeling good and down,
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: you know, under the weather a little bit.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Do you have a song for that? Let me think,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: let me did you write one?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: He wrote?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, oh oh, this is a perfect song
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: for I had up Kimi cole reacts. I don't know
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: what happened, but all I know I feel better now,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: come on, I feel better, nice. I had the shakes.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: You couldn't hardly keep my weight out of them. I
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: was losing weight, man, no doubt she made a love
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: thing out of me. I was tall up. I never
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: thought she would leave. I was hurt. I felt like
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a curse. Glass of days grew longer, never got better,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: only worse. I'd beat, lost the rhythm, needed church to
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: ease a herd. Yeah, but I feel better now. Ring
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: a bell? I feel better? Nice, Well you know that
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: when you rang the bell?
• 43:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, So let me ask you survive. Okay,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Do you have something for anybody that don't have a
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: fence in their backyard? Just ain't got you know, ain't
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: got they ain't got their property, you know, just clothed in.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: You got anything but that? Wow?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I thought you say a barbershop song.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I got, oh here it is right here home home
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: on the range, wait the end the boat for low room,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: just everywhere, just loose home on the range. That's when
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: your house looks like you're just sitting out in the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: middle of a print.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got all right. Rad Coming up next with
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: the brank phone call for today, right after this, bab.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: See you lead up.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: You're listening hard morning show coming up at four minutes
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: after the hour. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: and the subject is he fell asleep with the video
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: on shoat?
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Do you hear this one?
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: Right now?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It is time for the nephew of today's frank phone call.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: What you got for his next.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Wedding in Jamaica? Queen wedding in Jamaica Queens. That's the
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: title right there. That is the prank of the day,
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: cat Dog.
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach to Ivan.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: Please keep not in at the moment.
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: This is Jannie.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: Can I help you?
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: My name is Mark. I'm calling from a travel agency.
• 44:47
  Speaker 12: Oh hey, how you doing.
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: I'm good. I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: He just finished paying his last payment as far as
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: you all, you guys are getting you guys are getting married,
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: going on honeymoon. Is that right?
• 44:59
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: Month?
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: Congratulations?
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, thank you.
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, listen, I got your information for you, and
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: I wanted to make sure the million address was correct
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: so I could know you guys flight tickets out as
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: well as a few forms and things like that, so
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: you guys would be pretty much well taken care of.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, this sounds good.
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: Okay, are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh?
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: I'm excited, very excited.
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well, I'll
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: tell you what in April. I tell you, Jamaica Queens
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: is going to be a great place and the snow
• 45:30
  Speaker 9: will have burned off by then and it'll be pretty
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: much this summer coming around.
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No, we're going to Ocherios
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: in Jamaica, you know the islands.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: Why wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: There's no snow.
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. I've been working
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: with Ivan on this for quite some time. I actually
• 45:54
  Speaker 9: have you guys book to go to Jamaica Queens.
• 45:58
  Speaker 12: Now, there has to be some sort of mistake because
• 46:01
  Speaker 12: we're going to Cheria, Okay, but that's.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Not what I have and I have.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: I have Jamaica Queens. I have New York.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:08
  Speaker 12: Well, I'm telling you you're wrong. I don't know if
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: you pulled up the wrong person.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: No right, I'm sorry, Ivan and Janets and you guys
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: are going out the second weekend in April. Is that correct?
• 46:20
  Speaker 12: That's correct? But we're going to Taria.
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: No, why scheduled for Jamaica Queens.
• 46:26
  Speaker 12: There's a problem then, because I'm not getting married there.
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: Love New York, but I'm not getting married there, So
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: what do we need to do?
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know what to do at this
• 46:37
  Speaker 9: point right now. I'm miss Jane.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: I don't need you to figure that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: Out because I'm getting married next month.
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: And I understand that, and I understand that. But I
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: have worked diligently with your fiance, so to speak, and
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: I got you guys scheduled for Jamaica Queens. I have
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: the hotels. Somebody.
• 46:53
  Speaker 12: I know it was not Ivan.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: I know it was not him.
• 46:56
  Speaker 12: Love New York, but that's not where I'm getting married.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: I understand understand what you're saying. Now, Okay, I'm letting
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: you know because you're raising your voice at me. I'm
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: letting you know that I even't had scheduled this and
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: you guys are scheduled and to make a quation.
• 47:11
  Speaker 12: Okay, you don't let me know where I'm getting married.
• 47:14
  Speaker 12: We've written you checks, so I need you to correct
• 47:17
  Speaker 12: the problem, and I will continue to raise my voice
• 47:20
  Speaker 12: until you are somebody at your damn wherever you are, corrects.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: The problem.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: I have scheduled.
• 47:30
  Speaker 12: You're not gonna You're not gonna yell at me.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: I'm why do you?
• 47:34
  Speaker 12: And now you're yelling at me.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to keep
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: my composure. Now, okay, I've been working with you.
• 47:42
  Speaker 12: We're done. I need to talk to you, superior. I'm sorry.
• 47:45
  Speaker 12: We spent way too much money. I'm getting married next
• 47:49
  Speaker 12: month and you're calling and telling me that I I
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: need somebody else on the phone.
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: Okay, I need somebody else.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: You need to tell me what you are because I'm
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: ready come with you. Where are you learning me.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: A moment, I'm enough to see if I can get
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: some flights out to outr reels.
• 48:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, I did not believe this last minute.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Oh I told him to go, Oh my.
• 48:08
  Speaker 9: God, man, the flights are completely booked that week. I
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: need to make something and so lets you want to
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: get a private jet for fifty to sixty thousand dollars ma'am,
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: there's no way I can get you in or out
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: of it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: Tree.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: We might to pat you dollars. Make it happen.
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
• 48:26
  Speaker 12: You don't want to talk to Island, so trust me.
• 48:28
  Speaker 12: You need to make something happen. Get back on your
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: little computer. Call somebody else in the room.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: Can you to be nice? But you tell you you
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: continue to raise your voice at me. Now you're using
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: profanity at me. Is going to you make a queen?
• 48:42
  Speaker 12: Listen to me? It was your job to take care
• 48:45
  Speaker 12: of transportation for us to get from the US to
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: Oacher Reels, from Oacherills to my Tigo bank. How are
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: not supposed to handle it?
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Happened?
• 48:53
  Speaker 12: You were supposed to handle.
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: It, and I handled it. Your man said you guys
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: were going to Jamaica queen, and that's what I took
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: for now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 12: Maybe said Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I
• 49:05
  Speaker 12: know he was very clear. I'm being very clear right now,
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: if you just listen to me, you have one job.
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: How you screw that up?
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: I do not know that?
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: I need you to make it happen.
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: You're not going to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen.
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: Maybe you are his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica,
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: but that's not how he said it.
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: Listen, you separ I'm not getting married in New York.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: Do you understand me? Don't mention New.
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: York one more time in this conversation. I do not
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: mention New York.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: Why I'm not even going to mention New York when
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: that is the actual ticket I have you schedule for.
• 49:37
  Speaker 12: Because you screw that up, and you're go ready to
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: correct it. Get on the computer and correct it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Figure it out.
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: Your job is listen to me. Your job it is
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: from Acharia to my t Go, Bab, focus on that,
• 49:49
  Speaker 12: work it out, make it happen, MAB.
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: with you, Okay.
• 49:54
  Speaker 12: I need you first of all to stop yelling at me.
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: What the kind of customer service do.
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: You keep on?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Think this is?
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
• 50:02
  Speaker 12: else on the phone. If you cannot help me. Now,
• 50:05
  Speaker 12: what I need you to do is figure out how
• 50:08
  Speaker 12: you gonna get me from oat your reels to my
• 50:10
  Speaker 12: Tigo ban And I'm not getting.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: On the boat.
• 50:13
  Speaker 12: Don't bring up boats, don't bring up New York. I
• 50:15
  Speaker 12: need you to work it out. Don't tell me where
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: I'm going to spend my honeymoon.
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: Spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queen's New York. Your fiance
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake,
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: all right, And I don't have to put you off.
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Gets talked?
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Do you hear me?
• 50:36
  Speaker 12: Are you listening to me?
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: I can't work it out. I've already told you there's
• 50:41
  Speaker 9: nothing about it. Can you get through your any oddy head?
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: But did you just call me?
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: I look, I need you to get somebody else on
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: this phone. I promise you I'm about to reach through this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 12: Phone and snatch you up by your neck. The hell
• 50:55
  Speaker 12: are you talking to me like this?
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: This is the kind of service you get when you
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: make mistakes and don't know what hell you want to go.
• 51:01
  Speaker 12: WA's a mistake and we know exactly where we want
• 51:04
  Speaker 12: to go, And you are not listening to me. O
• 51:06
  Speaker 12: Jotia Bay. Do you understand?
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: Do you understand what you're something? I need you to understand?
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: Are you listening to me?
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Yes? What's this?
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:20
  Speaker 9: just got pranked by your girlfriend Cindy, who is your
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: matron of honor.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: God, this is not funny. This is not funny.
• 51:32
  Speaker 12: Oh my, my hands are shaking.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: Oh my god. Do you know if I could have
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: found you?
• 51:39
  Speaker 12: Oh my god, I'm gonna kisut.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: Come on, just a praise up in here, man, y'all
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: better come on and give it to me. When Trust
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Arena Saturday, October to nineteenth, that's Chicago, Illinois. When Trust Arena,
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Bill bella me, nephew, tell me Mark Curry, Tommy Davidson,
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: lou Nel and the one and only Tony Roberts is
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: in the building, all right. Tickets on own sale right now.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: That is the wind Trust in Chicago, Illinois, October nineteen.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Take us are on sale right now. I'm gonna get
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: me a mink coat for that.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: And if we move on in yes, yes, yes I
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: sure will.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: October.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Gotta be a little taller to wear mink coat up.
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: There, Coach hey man, stop that they got shout men,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: middle medium, minks and largely careful a wret amikas nephew
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: till your friends October twenty six at the Hymend Center
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: that's Lafayette, Louisiana. The Hymand Center, Lafayette, Louisiana. Tickets on
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: sale right now and if you time your friends coming
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: to La fierte me but tickets on sale. Wreck Now
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: What else I got? I got plenty man, I got
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: no bemb of the night. This right here, this is
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: the Winston Stalium, Winston Salem State University to take. This
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: is a concert right Anthony Hamilton Monica hosted by yours
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  Speaker 6: truly Nephew Tommy. That is Nephew Tommy. We are in
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: Winston Salem, La Carolina. Uh oh Thanksgiving weekend. Uh huh
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: Thanksgiving Comedy Fest is me with my girl Cheryl Underwood
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: at the New Jersey pakt and nephew tell me Cheryl Underwood,
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: Faness Mitchell and Dominique yea.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Coming up next Strawberry letter for today, Thank you, I'd
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: be trying to.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject he fell asleep with
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: the video on. We'll get into that find out what
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: that's all about.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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  Speaker 5: Junior's subject he fell asleep with the video on Dear Stephen, Shirley.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: My husband falls asleep on the couch all the time
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: while he's scrolling through his phone. The other night, I
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: thought the TV was up too loud, so I went
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: to tell him to turn it down a little bit.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: He was knocked out with his phone on his chest
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: and he had his AirPods in. I took them out,
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: and when I did, I could hear a video on
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: his phone and there was music playing and a woman
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: in the background. I started watching the video because a
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: woman was bare chested. She'd bent over and kissed a
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: man and told him to take a selfie with her.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: My husband turned around on the video and kissed the
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: woman dead in the mouth. She laughed and said it
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: was a video, not a picture. He said, oh, heck not,
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: and told her to delete the video. I guess she
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: thought she deleted it, but she didn't, and I could
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: see my husband put his shirt on and fasten her
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: bra for her. I went through his text after that
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: and he asked if she deleted the video, and she
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: said she didn't because it was special. She told him
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: she was going to send the video to him, and
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: she did. His next text was, look at my baby.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: I sent the video to my phone before I deleted
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: it off his phone. I texted the lady back from
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: his phone to let her know that I saw it
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: and I would appreciate it if she didn't see my
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: husband anymore. My husband admitted that he went over to
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: her house and intended to have sex, but couldn't go
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: through with it, and that's why he only had his
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: shirt off. He said it was lust that got the
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: best of him and he came to his senses and left.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: He said it will never happen again. Stephen Shirley, What
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: am I so supposed to do with this confession? Should
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I get the woman's side of the story? Well, clearly
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: you don't need it. What are you supposed to do
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: with his confession? You asked, Well, first of all, it
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: wasn't a confession. That was not a confession. It was
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: a cover up, and it was a ball faced lie
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: and a bad lie at that LUs got the best
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: of him and he couldn't go through with it, so
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: he put his clothes on it.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: What he couldn't go through with it? Okay, that was ridiculous.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: You need the woman's side of the story, No, you
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: do not. You asked that you don't need it. You
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: saw what you saw, You heard what you heard on
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: his phone?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: All right, of.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Course your husband admitted he was over there, he was
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: caught on video. What part of look at my baby,
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: look at my baby? What part of that sign not
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: in a relationship with her?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: That's right, you said. He fastened her bra he put
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: his shirt on.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: That's what people do when they're done having sex, button
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: up their clothes, put their clothes on, you know, fasten theirs.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: All that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: They fastened brads and put shirts on. That's what they
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: do when they're done again. You do not need the
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: woman's side of the story. Your husband's lives and the video.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: That's all the evidence you need. That's more than enough
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: to know what really went down.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Steve God Dump right, boy. My response is not for
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the dude in the letter. My message would be for
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: the men who are hearing this, for those who have
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: not yet fell victim to this type of idiocy, ignorance.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Low level boy. You know, I didn't know what this
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: was going. My husband falls asleep on the couch all
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the time. I do that a lot myself. He was
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: scrolling through his phone. I do that sometime, you know.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: The other night I thought the TV was up, so
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I told him when it had to tell him turn
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: it down a little bit. He was knocked out, dead
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: sleep with his phone on his chest and he had
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: his air pods in. I took him out, he took
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: she took the air pods out. I'm telling y'all, man,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: y'all have got to start using stuff with chords on it.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You can't this bluetooth technology. I can hear a video
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: on his phone, and that was music playing and a
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: woman in the background. I can't help this. Let me
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: just say this. Let me stop right now. I'm not
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be help this man in this letter. This help
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: that I'm gonna provide us for the men who have
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: not yet fallen prey to stuff. I started watching the
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: video because the woman was bad chested. God, okay, no problem.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: She bent over and kissed. Yeah, this wasn't a problem
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: right now. I thought he was on a porn site,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you know, one nine hundred, you know, something like that.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: But she bent over and kissed the man and told
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: him to take her self with her. My husband turned
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: around on the video and kissed the woman dead in
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: the mouth. God, dog, dog, this wesdon now, dog, listen
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to me. There is no help for you and a
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: dog that ain't no lie you can tell to get
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: rid of eyewitness encounters. I can only help you if
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: you are not If you don't have eyewitness encounters, I
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: can get out of anything. If there's no eyewitness encounter.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: You kissed her dead in the mouth. She laughed and
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: said it was a video, not a picture. He said, oh,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: hell no, and told her to delete the video. Now
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: you now you're on camera trying to get rid of
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: evidence that should have never been evidenced anyway. I guess
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: she thought she deleted it, but she didn't. And I
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: could see my husband put his shirt on and fasten
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: her bra for her. Bro I'm all, all these years,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I've never put it brown on a person.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Well, he could teach you.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: He got to be young, because we'll that ain't what
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: we do. I'll get you out of it. I put
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: it back on.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: All right, hang hang on.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: This letter is a disaster.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: It is part two of your response coming out at
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: twenty three minutes after the subject ye today's Strubberry letter.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: He fell asleep with the video on. We'll get back
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: to it right after this. You're listening Morning show. All right,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. First subject,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: he fell asleep with the video on.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: This is the most incriminating letter we've ever had on
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: the all time. It's just incriminating. I can't you know
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: any other time I can help a brother out, but this.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: You own video committing a crime, then you own the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: video trying to get rid of the evidence of the crime,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: and you talking, and is your face you on a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: video with this woman that your wife picks up off
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: your chest. You fell asleep on the couch, had the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: phone on your chest, ear posy. Your wife always going
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: there and had to wake you up. She going there
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: and take your earbup buds out and she could hear
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: video playing with music in the background. Turns out it
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: was a woman talking. She picks up the phone. She
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: looks at it because the woman is bad chested. In
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: the video, the woman leans over and kisses a man
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: and tells how to take a picture with him. You
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: turn around the video and it's her husband, the one
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: that sleep on the couch, Tom kissing this woman dead
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: in the mouth. God talk and he ain't got his
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: shirt on and she topless. She thought it was a picture.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: He said, oh, hell na erase it. She didn't. He
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: puts his shirt on on video and help her put
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: her bra on video. Brother, this is this over, but
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: it's nothing. I can I nothing so now.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 12: And she did.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I could see my husband all put his shirt on okay.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: He asked her if she deleted the video, and she
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: said she didn't because it was special. She told him
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: she was gonna send him the video when she did.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: His next text was look at my baby. God man,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you just steal. Your ass is down in the hole.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Just put it dirty in on yourself. Now you just stupid? Now, dog,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: what happened to delete? Soon as you see stuff? What
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that at? What ass at? His next text was looking
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: my baby? Then this woman sent the whole video to
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: her phone before she deleted it off of his phone.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I text the lady back from his phone to let
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: her know that I saw it and I would appreciate
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: it if she didn't see my husband anymore. My husband,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: huh good, This letter just took so many bad turns.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: My husband admitted that he went over to her house.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: God damn, Now this is something I can't I just
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: can't bring myself.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: I just can't do that video.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I know it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 12: I know it.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: It. I know it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I know I swear to God, I know it. I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: know he on video kissing this woman with no shirt on.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I know she topless in the video. I know he
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: looked in the video, looked at it and said that's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: my baby. I know he in the video putting his
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: shirt on and helping her put her bral. I know
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: his wife looking at this video I'm looking at I
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: know it. But then all of this got busted. She
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: saw the video put it on her phone. The wife did.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: And then.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: You called the woman and said, I appreciate it if
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you don't see my husband no, And then yo, just
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: the blind in. My husband admitted that he went over
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: to her house and intended to have sex. That's what
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I just can't bring myself to admit this. It's nothing
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: in me that can help me do it. And so
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: now listen to what he did. Though he tried, but
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: he young. My husband admitted he went over to her
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: house intended to have sex, but he couldn't go three
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: through with it, and that's why he only had his
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: shirt off. He said it was just lust that got
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the best of him, and he came to his senses
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: and left. He said, it will never happen again. Step
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: and Shirley, What am I supposed to do with this confession?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Should I get the woman's side of the story. Well,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: let me go on and just throw the rest of
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: the dirt on this because you ain't getting out this grade, homie.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: This is a burial. We are at a funeral. This letter,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: this is obituary. We didn't read the Strawberry letter. This
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: was obituary. This is the end of something unless your
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: wife is just stupid. Now, your woman, your wife did
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: call her and say, hey, look, leave my husband alone.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Here's the problem with this letter. You went over to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: her house with the intent to have sex. I would
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: have never admitted that. Look I'm over there, that's me
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: on the video. I don't know how I got in
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: that house. I was at a club. Somebody slipped something
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: in my drink. I woke up and I was just naked.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do something, but I'm not finna tell you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: that I went over there and my intent was to
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: have sex. I'm not finish go over there and tell
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you that. Here's the problem with making this a one
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: time event. You said, look at my baby. Now, I've
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: been on tour in my life. I've had some one
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: nice dance. I've never woke up or rolled over and said, wow,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: look at my baby. I don't even know you. How
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 10: I just met you.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: And if I just met you, why is I'm helping
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: you put your brown I don't even know you like that.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: He said. It will never happen again. It'll never be
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: on video again. That's the d all I have to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: say to anybody that heard this letter. Why did you
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: not delete this damn video? Immediately take her phone from her,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: go to the photo section, delete it off that and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: go down to videos and delete it. You y'all have
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: got to start using delete. This would have never happened
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: had you deleted it.
• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Coming up next to this Junior and Sports Talk right
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: after this you're listening morning show. It is time now
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: for Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: What's up? Junior?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I forgot that?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Give me my hoo, they said, because I was scared
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: because I know you and Timmy been going through it,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: so I ain't want to hit uphip.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 10: Time?
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? I can't talk to you right now?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Go ahead?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know, I know they ain't really
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: tight right here, but none even getting you know, all right,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: don't come on, jy once you got gonna get it
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: man weak a wait, hold on, hold ain't what's up? Ladies?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be myself if I didn't speak to the ladies.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: That's my whole purpose of living.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Once you got Junior Jeff's Vikings Pippin, who you got
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: man our Vikings?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Man Vikings undefeated, just ain't just ain't looking that good.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Ravens Bagels pipping, Ravens coats, jag Wars.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, you're gonna have to speed up yourself. Hey man,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: did you just go ahead?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, you a love a lot of miter?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: No, hold know now we don't do that.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Jack WARSI shocker Jaguars.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, Dolphins Patriots pipping.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Come on, Dolphins, you know I hate the Patriots.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, pipp Here we go, Bills, Texas pippy, come.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: On, man side, Texans taking another al? What ain't gonna
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: look good? And I've been pulling for y'all but the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Bills and they not gonna do that. Yeah, okay, come on, okay,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Panthers Bears pipping, Panthers and Bears.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Panther can't beat nobody.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Man, Here we go, Pipp Raiders, Broncos pippin Broncos. Okay,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: Cardinals forty nine is Pippins shocker Cardinals? Oh okay, Packers,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Dam's pipping Packers okay, okay, Giant Seahawks pipping Sea Hawks,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: oh Man, and piping Cowboys.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Steelers pipping oh Man. Y'all. You know, man, I hate
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: the Stealers with everything in me. But I hate the
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Cowboys too. This is my game where I don't care
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I get a free win either way because I hate
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: both of them. Higa wants Saints Chief pipping Gord the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Shaker come through Saints and Brown's commanders. We know you
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: got the brown Ain't gonna win another regrettably. Yeah, I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: just got the Browns, all right?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: You think, ain't what's something?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Charley? Hey, Hey, I won't holler at you though. Man.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: wants to know how to comfortably settle in her fiance's house.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this you're listening morning show.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: This one is from Wanda in Bay Saint Louis. Wanda says,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: I moved in with my fiance and he treats me
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: like a child. I have to do things a certain way,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: and he always reminds me that it's his home. I
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: love to cook and I'd like for the kitchen to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: be more organized, but he said he likes his kitchen
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: the way it is. My house hasn't sold yet, and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: I want to go get my things out of storage
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: and go back there. He's against us buying a new
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: home together because his house is paid off. This is
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: our first big disagreement. How do we work through it?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Good question. Well, I think this young man doesn't understand
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the one thing and my father talked to me and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: my brothers, is your job to provide a house as
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: a man. It's her job to turn it into a home.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: If you get into that part of it right there,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: you're interfering with the natural nature of things. A woman
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: can do some things in a houseman in a home,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: not that it's their job, it's just that they have
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the ability to do things in a home man that
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: a man just can't think of because a woman is
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: all encompassing. And I'm not saying y'all are made to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: be a housewife. That is not what I'm saying this.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Women overall are better at organizing, better at decorating, better
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: at thinking of all of the little things. And he's
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: just been having it his way for so long that
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: he don't want to change. And that's a stupid thing
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: to do. So, you know, y'all be moving in with
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: these dudes and don't be understanding the rules and all
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: this here. So get your stuff out of storage. Tell
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: him if he's not going to allow you to make
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: it a home, then and let him stay over there
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: by myself, you know. Yeah, nobody should go into a
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: house that they're uncomfortable going in. Yeah, that's a horrible
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: feeling to be able to go home, but it don't
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: feel like home right.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Well, why does he care about the organization?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Because he's simple.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: He wants to organize it. And he's like, no, it's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: fine the way it is. I'll have it. What is
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: the big deal? Yeah, right, troll free.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: All right, we have time for another one. This is
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: from Binky and Montgomery. Binkie says, a delivery driver rang
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: my doorbell and asked for a bottle of water this morning.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I talked through the ring doorbell, and since he has
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: since he was cute, I told him to go back
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: to his truck and I'd sit the water on the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: door mat. He said he'd been trying to get my
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: attention because he's interested in me. I told him it
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: was a weird approach. He said it was the best
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: he could do, my best. He said it was a
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: sweet gesture. Was this a sweet approach or was it creepy?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Should I record him?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 12: Nah?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Don't report him. The dude told you what it was.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: You the one was gonna send him back to the truck,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: and you was gonna put the water on the doorstep.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, why don't y'all do this? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't y'all just if he's so interested, get his number,
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  Speaker 1: y'all do some facetimes chats, you know, see what it's about,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And if y'all do anything, don't let him
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  Speaker 1: in your house. Go down the Starbucks and have a
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  Speaker 1: coffee during the daytime, lunch at Starbucks. So that's my suggestion.
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  Speaker 2: Do she's singles, she's thinking of safety.
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  Speaker 1: I understand. And I told And I didn't say let
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  Speaker 1: the man in. I just said he was cute. You
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  Speaker 1: wanted it, he said, I've been interested in you. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I's the only way I could do it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask you for a bottle of water. He gotta
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  Speaker 1: try something, and he did, and she put it out front. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: put the bottle of water out there for him. Tape
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  Speaker 1: your number to the bottle. Water as the FaceTime. Now,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: if you're a single woman, you need two phones to date.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: You need a dating phone and you need your regular phone.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: And the moment somebody on that date phone that don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be in there, throw it in the trash.
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  Speaker 1: You get the phones down in Walmart. Just put some
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  Speaker 1: minutes on it. It's called a burner. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: a drug dealer now, okay, yeah, a burner.
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  Speaker 2: Look at the time. We gotta go. All right, coming
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  Speaker 2: up at twenty minutes after, we'll have more this show here,
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  Speaker 2: you're listening morning show. All right, guys, So today is
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: National Improve your Office Day.
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  Speaker 5: It's observed every October fourth, and it's the day that
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  Speaker 5: we declutter our workspace and uplift the spirits of our
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  Speaker 5: co workers. Okay, that's nice. It's a great time for
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  Speaker 5: us to say something nice about each other. It's a
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  Speaker 5: really quickly let's try it. Anybody want to start, I'll start.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to say nothing nice. But y'all,
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  Speaker 1: what do y'all want to hear? What is it that
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  Speaker 1: you need to hear that for your day to continue
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  Speaker 1: to be a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Carl of go, go, Let's say something nice.
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  Speaker 11: Say something nice, chairlie, you look really cute today, and
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  Speaker 11: your glasses and your pearl I see you black and white,
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  Speaker 11: I see you.
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  Speaker 2: You look good and I'm so happy for you a
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  Speaker 2: whole nother level. All right, all right, since we're doing it, excuse.
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  Speaker 9: Me, excuse me.
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  Speaker 11: We don't need your tad compliment. If you don't want
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  Speaker 11: to participate, time we can move, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I got Junior.
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  Speaker 2: Is a struggle for you, I can't for me.
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  Speaker 1: Look, look you look.
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 1: You struggling, just not do.
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  Speaker 2: Here's mine. I love you all, Carla, I love you
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  Speaker 2: the best of all.
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  Speaker 7: Should I say?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody more of the Steve.
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  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show coming up? We'll play around it. Would
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  Speaker 2: you rather? Right after this? You're listening Harvey Morning Show?
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  Speaker 2: Time for a round it? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather for Thanksgiving a smoked turkey or a
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: honey baked ham?
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  Speaker 1: You can get those smoke turkey, yep, that HONEYBI made
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  Speaker 1: no joke though. But I got to have a turkey
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving though, mm hmm. But I don't want that
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: smoke one though, I want that deep fried one. There
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  Speaker 1: you go, there you go? Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather let your wife eat off your plate?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Or would you rather let your wife use your phone?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Now one of them got your own plate? Hell, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want? My wife eat off my plate all
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the time. You like it? It don't bother me though,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You don't bothers the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 8: We know.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Get to the restaurant all what you're gonna order?
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  Speaker 2: Just you can't share with your wife, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: All the time?
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  Speaker 4: On every meal, every meal, it's a meal.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Junior and Tommy are agreeing on something.
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  Speaker 6: I heard that whoa man and honestly, honestly call all
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  Speaker 6: three of us agree.
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  Speaker 1: He just ain't gonna say nothing strict putting that fog
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  Speaker 1: over there in his plate. He tired of that. I promise,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't mind it. My wife the only person
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  Speaker 1: could do it. Ain't know dog, Dog, can't nobody else
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  Speaker 1: who won't noneg my little stylist. He got so upset. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ordered something and they bought a pile
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: of bacon to the table. He said, oh, mister Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: let me get a couple of strips to that. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: get your own. I can't have just a couple of
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  Speaker 1: strips of bacon. You're not gonna eat all that I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: might not eat all of it. He was upset.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Moving on?
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather be invisible for one week? Or would
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: you rather be single for one week? Invisible or single?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm invisible? I ain't got to be Yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be invisible one week. Dog where you're gonna go? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Can you go where I ain't gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather ry?
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  Speaker 5: These are pranks? Would you rather Raymond in the closet?
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  Speaker 5: The classic? Raymond in the closet? Or would you rather
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: aqua boogie current?
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  Speaker 2: Would you which would you rather? These are nephews pranks?
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  Speaker 2: Which one?
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  Speaker 1: Do you prefer?
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  Speaker 2: Raymond in the closet? The classic? Or aqua boogie Current?
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  Speaker 2: Which one?
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  Speaker 1: No closet my all time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the classics, that's the classic.
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  Speaker 1: That in the second place with when he called a
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  Speaker 1: dude that studied classic.
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  Speaker 5: That's the day's round. Would you rather coming up close
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  Speaker 5: out the shew our last?
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  Speaker 2: It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: All right, guys, here we are our last breakup of
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  Speaker 5: the day and for the week on the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, what you got for Steve for the this
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  Speaker 2: nice weekend, Oh what oh.
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  Speaker 1: Closing remark, weekend baby, the weekend.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 1: On this show, there's been a classic in house war
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  Speaker 1: between Junior and Tommy. I be in Tommy's natural uncle
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: and him laying claim to that. In Junior won'ting to
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  Speaker 1: have me as his uncle has referred to me as
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve. Tommy has told him repeatedly he is not
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: your uncle. Get your own uncle. And Junior do have
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: actual uncle somewhere. He just don't want them, just don't
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: want them because they not doing what you know, he
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: want them to do. They're not the example. He won't,
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  Speaker 1: so he chose to make me his uncle. I've accepted.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I've accepted the role because I'm everybody's uncle, Uncle Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve, ain't Marjorie, ain't Marjorie, and so
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm used to it. I think what we have in
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: here m is a is a challenge because my two
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: co hosts on this show, uh and they do the
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: same thing. They both stand up comedians. But they've got
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: to start looking at not the differences, but the similarities.
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  Speaker 1: Both of y'all want Uncle Tommy got one, Junior won't one.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Now let's look at the similarities. There's some differences. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: got a chateau. Junior got a new house. It just
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  Speaker 1: ain't a chateau. Tommy's whole chateau is fenced in. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: Junior live in the middle of the prairie. Home home
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: on the range. Wow, Junior wife want a dog. We
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  Speaker 1: can't get the dog cause we ain't got no where
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  Speaker 1: we can keep the dog. Which once once we opened
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: the door, the dog is just probably gone. We don't
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: know where the dog at. He all out on the
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: prairie somewhere, getting getting attacked by raccoons and stuff. We
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  Speaker 1: don't We don't know. Yo, you know, you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's phil Mice out there, bigger than Junior dog. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's let's talk about quit talking about the differences,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: fellas they has the same. You gotta look at this
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll have just like Thomas.
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  Speaker 1: You just want you just you just keep your head
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  Speaker 1: back up. You you hear a dog. You with us,
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  Speaker 1: But you got to come all the way you are
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: with us, you know. Yeah, both of y'all short, what
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  Speaker 1: how many that ain't no lie? You gotta hand on
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: gotta handle that. Ain't no lie. I'm telling the truth.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus facts. Both of y'all short to me, And that's
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: why I want to call both of y'all nephews, cause
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: both of y'all little nephews too. Hey, yeah, oh that's cool.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm good with that. You know, both y'all drive nice cars.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: See you got similarities. Both y'all got wives. Y'all got similarities. Man,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Both y'all tell jokes, funniest hell, but you got got
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of Yeah, I see the setup too long.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Here you come, what's happening? But you know, did look
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: at the money levels too.
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: See you know you got you got. Tommy got changed.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no change. You gotta get yourself some chains.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: You need some tattoos, Junior, You gotta get you some tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get your whole arm road on. Yeah, jor
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  Speaker 1: you need to sleep. Your sleeve ought to have health
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  Speaker 1: information on it, like I have sick of sell. Quit
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  Speaker 1: treating me like a junkie. You know you gotta have
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: your prescription mad, Yeah, you all to have your prescriptions
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  Speaker 1: on your arms. Quit doing like Tommy got a sleeve
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  Speaker 1: where he got to explain it, y'all to have a
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  Speaker 1: health sleeve. I'm surprised Tommy ain't put a bell on
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  Speaker 1: his other arm. What do you mean a bell? When
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: he rang the bell, he canceled free. I'll put a
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: bell on that. I'd have some y'all need health information
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  Speaker 1: on y'all, Like, instead of y'all going to the hospital
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: and they putting that little plastic bracelet on your arm,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: just have it already on there. You going back? I
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: don't want you to, but I didn't want you to
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  Speaker 1: go to the hospital last time. But Junior, look at you, man,
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  Speaker 1: how well you are The courage you do. You even
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: schedule your hospital visit now when your wife get off work.
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  Speaker 1: That's courage Because I go on once I know i'm
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: having one, I'm going down. I ain't waiting on nobody
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  Speaker 1: to get off work take me to the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Is this supposed to be helping? I'm confused.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: Now you ask for comedy. This is all funny to me.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: This is pain. I'm on the inside dying laugh And
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: there's some people at the car that know the story.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: So let's stop getting these meaningless tattoos and get some
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: tattoos with some health information on it raz a plan
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: dive folide your prescription mads on your arms and have
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: it written in English. Y'all, Black people, stop putting Chinese
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: writing on your arm. You don't know what them people
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: enroad on your arm. You don't know what that tattoo
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: really say. Your tattoo might just have spook on it
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: for all you know. Stop that car. And to my
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: two young sick comrades on the show, sick God is
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: in the healing busines and you two are living witnesses
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: of it. Look at the healing power of Almighty God.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: When I look at y'all too, I think to myself, Wow,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: what a mighty God. Y'all having a great weekend. Talk
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: to God today. He'd absolutely love to hear from you.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: He needs to hear from you.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to him about.
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