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Steve's $1 Million Dollars, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Tiffany Haddish, Rev. Adnoid, Sexlationship, Viral Dance, Weekend Confessions, Morning Inspiration and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bat
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good at Steve h guy listening to
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  Speaker 1: me together for sto bar quickly to listen. Mony, Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you join? Yeah? Yeah, by y'all joining with me? Honey,
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  Speaker 1: say you gotta turn yea very close you run you
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  Speaker 1: are you got a turn to turn turn lobby, got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn? Want to go? Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your back now? Uh huh? I show will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning? Every about it? Y'are listening to the voice?
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay today you know this week
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  Speaker 1: I've just been on it, so today is no different
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. I'm telling you I've just
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  Speaker 1: reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined to share the principles of success.
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  Speaker 1: I'm more determined to help and guide and teach as
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  Speaker 1: many people as I can the things that I've learned.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, man, I've been through it. I have
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  Speaker 1: really been through it. I kid you not. You know
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  Speaker 1: I used to say, Okay, God, you know why is
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  Speaker 1: all this happening to me? But as I uh, I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten older, I understand that was the ingredients. I needed
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients to be this cake. I needed all those
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  Speaker 1: ingredients stirred up. I need all of that different flavors,
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that I didn't think taste so good. All
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  Speaker 1: that stuff had to come into the bowl in order
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  Speaker 1: for me to get to where I am today. As
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  Speaker 1: much as I did not like the taste of the ingredients,
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  Speaker 1: little did I know God was making this cake, not me.
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  Speaker 1: But what he did was and you've heard you the
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  Speaker 1: old saying God could turn lemons lemons into lemonade, Well
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  Speaker 1: that's what he was doing now. At the time, it
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  Speaker 1: all had a little funky lemonade lemony flavor to it,
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  Speaker 1: with some other stuff in it too. I didn't care
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  Speaker 1: for it. But little did I know, Little did I know,
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  Speaker 1: that I needed everything that happened to me to happen
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  Speaker 1: to me in the exact order that had happened, in
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  Speaker 1: the exact array of things that happened for me to
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  Speaker 1: have a knowledge I have today, the experience, the attitude,
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  Speaker 1: but so I could turn around and share that information. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got that out the way. I've learned this. This, This
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  Speaker 1: is what I want to give to you today. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand something that discipline determines your destiny,
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  Speaker 1: not your desire. Discipline determined your destiny, not your desire.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard me say this how many times on the show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go again, Steve, I got it. Faith without works,
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  Speaker 1: it's dead. But let me tell you something. To be
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  Speaker 1: a hard worker, you got to be disciplined. That's one
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  Speaker 1: of the hardest lessons I'm trying to get through to
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  Speaker 1: my sons that an undisciplined man is headed to a
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  Speaker 1: life of justice. I I can't even tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you've gonna throw yourself down a cliff if you're not
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  Speaker 1: a young man or a man that possesses discipline. Because
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  Speaker 1: they got something for undisciplined people. They got some street
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  Speaker 1: laws for undisciplined people, and they got some federal laws
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  Speaker 1: and state laws for undisciplined people. That's why them signs
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  Speaker 1: is outside on the freeway. We're gonna let you go fast,
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  Speaker 1: but seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough, really, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you're disciplined enough of a person to leave your
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  Speaker 1: house at the time you're supposed to leave your house.
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  Speaker 1: Seventy miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're
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  Speaker 1: an undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal to
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  Speaker 1: leave your house on time, to make to get ready
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  Speaker 1: to go where you want to go, see the desires
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  Speaker 1: where you want to go, the discipline is how you
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  Speaker 1: get there. You know, you understand. You can wanna go
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  Speaker 1: to see your family in California all you want, but
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  Speaker 1: the flight leaves at one eighteen. You leave your house
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  Speaker 1: at twenty or thirty. They told you you must check
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  Speaker 1: in one hour before your flight. Now, if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got the discipline to get to the airport to check
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  Speaker 1: in one hour before your flight, leaving your house for
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  Speaker 1: if five minutes before the flight departs, what you think
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Your desire to go see your family in
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  Speaker 1: l A is going to be thwarted because you lack
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  Speaker 1: the discipline to prepare yourself and get yourself ready to
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  Speaker 1: do the things that you have to do to make
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  Speaker 1: your desires come true. I'm telling you, discipline determines your destiny,
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  Speaker 1: not your desire. You can write down a list of
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  Speaker 1: stuff you want to do all day, but if you
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  Speaker 1: don't produce and show the discipline necessary to get there.
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  Speaker 1: What you think gonna happen. Huh. Okay, I want to
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  Speaker 1: be rich, Okay, I want to make four hundred thousand
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  Speaker 1: in a year. Okay, I want to be the best
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  Speaker 1: player that there is. Okay, but you'll want practice. See
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  Speaker 1: the cat that's disciplined enough to show up at practice,
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  Speaker 1: the shooting jumpers when everybody going home, that's the guy
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be the best. The guy that puts us
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  Speaker 1: and that's never late for practice, the guy to study
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  Speaker 1: the playbook. That's the guy that's gonna make it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the guy that's gonna make not the guy that's talking
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  Speaker 1: crack I stalk the next smack. I'm gonna make the
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  Speaker 1: Pro Bowl, I'm gonna make the All Star Team. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be All American. That's that's just what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can say a lot of stuff, but
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  Speaker 1: discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. So now let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about this discipline. What is that really, Steve, that's
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  Speaker 1: your work ethic, that's your hunger, that's that's your will,
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  Speaker 1: that that's what you do, that's how hard you're willing
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  Speaker 1: to demonstrate. See it's a live demonstration. Now, Discipline is
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  Speaker 1: how hard you're willing to demonstrate the attributes and the
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  Speaker 1: traits to be what you want to be. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear me? It is your willingness to conduct yourself in
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  Speaker 1: a manner that is above and beyond what they what
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  Speaker 1: what they say is necessary. Okay, let me see if
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  Speaker 1: I can come up with an example for that. So
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  Speaker 1: I was watching the NFL Combines on TV. Now, this
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  Speaker 1: is a good example right here. Now. You can want
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  Speaker 1: to be in the NFL all you want, but they
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  Speaker 1: got this thing called the NFL Combines where they bring
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  Speaker 1: in some of the top players at every position to
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  Speaker 1: come and they're gonna run a forty yard dash, They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a standing broad jump, They're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: standing vertical leap. Uh. They're gonna do drills, running drills,
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  Speaker 1: cutting drills. They can determine if a linebacker got stiff
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  Speaker 1: hips by making him back pedal, point him in one
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  Speaker 1: direction and throw the football in another direction. How does
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  Speaker 1: he turn his body? Now you can say you can
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody that your college you want to play pro football.
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  Speaker 1: You tell everybody that your high school, you tell him
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  Speaker 1: in Peewee. You wanta play pro football, but they got
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  Speaker 1: tests for you though. It's called the combines. Now you
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  Speaker 1: get out here and you have a bad combine day.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody trying to hear that. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: how excuses don't work with people when they're just trying
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  Speaker 1: to get when they're trying to win. In the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you had a bad day at the
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  Speaker 1: combine and you don't run your best forties and you
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  Speaker 1: just keep telling them you could do better, they don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear that. Because see, what ain't nobody gonna
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  Speaker 1: pay you for is to play on Sunday. And that's
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  Speaker 1: one of your bad days. Now, we were paying you
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  Speaker 1: to play on Sundays, but because you keep having these
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  Speaker 1: bad days, because you ain't disciplined enough to put in
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  Speaker 1: the work to make sure that your maximum can be
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  Speaker 1: put can be called upon at any time. Now you
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  Speaker 1: have to combine with some slow times that go on
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  Speaker 1: your record. You have to combine. You don't jump as
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  Speaker 1: high as you did when you was at the gym class. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, man, this is show day now in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday is show day. What they can't run the risk
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  Speaker 1: of is paying you your money and your bad day
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  Speaker 1: happen to be on Sundays after we didn't cut your check. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: We're looking for people who limit them bad days, who
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  Speaker 1: got the discipline to work hard, to make an effort
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  Speaker 1: for you. Understand what I'm saying to your folks, Please
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  Speaker 1: understand this discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. You
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  Speaker 1: you can, you can want it all you want. But
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't working, if you ain't grinding, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't greeting your teeth, if you ain't hurting, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere, got to chill,
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  Speaker 1: You got to have a cold. One, you got to
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  Speaker 1: smoke one, you always, you gotta do all them things.
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  Speaker 1: Can't tell you something you ain't gonna make it. Discipline
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  Speaker 1: determine your destiny, not your desires. You're listening to. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't know, you need to tell somebody what you're
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  Speaker 1: about to do, because what does Steve High That morning
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  Speaker 1: show is on, baby, but your hands, Yeah, yeah, Steve
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  Speaker 1: is on vacation. And we're holding it down. Boy down down, boy,
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  Speaker 1: holding down, boy and holding it down strong, holding down, railing,
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  Speaker 1: holdly jown get more crazy. Holding it down is color around?
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  Speaker 1: Holding down? Color? I'm holding down, holding it down, holding down,
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  Speaker 1: holding down, hold hold down, number one, King of the praise,
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  Speaker 1: holding it down, holding drown, leave down, nephew till we
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  Speaker 1: ought to Steve baby what we do that once a week?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I didn't do it. Yeah, it's too early
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  Speaker 1: for all of that shame. That sounds like radio down. Yeah, yeah, denied.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta baby reckon show that's going to be down. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They talk from their throat, you say, as opposed to
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  Speaker 1: from their dire fragm. So what's the difference. What's the difference.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear this conversation, junior. Okay, let's hear it from
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  Speaker 1: the throat and then the diet from I want to okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, give it, give the throw from
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  Speaker 1: the gut, from the gun, holding it down, holding it down,
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  Speaker 1: holding it down. We're holding it down, radio wrestler, holding down,
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  Speaker 1: hold it down, holding it down, from hold it down,
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  Speaker 1: hold it down. That is ignorant right there. You should
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  Speaker 1: be really a cartoon. I don't know why he's not.
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  Speaker 1: He has no boy crazy part about it. Jake to
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  Speaker 1: be fought it hold it down, Hold it down, hold
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  Speaker 1: it down. We gotta give you like they got SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 1: What's the what's the most popular? I don't know, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: We just make a cartoon Captain called it Junior. Why that? Okay? Junior, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: hold it down, hold it down, hold over here, holding
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  Speaker 1: it out? But Junior, how did you sound when you
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  Speaker 1: were a little kid? Accept that? Bertie Letty, how are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? And that is so crazy? All right, well, listen, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we have something really, really really big to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to tell you about are you smarter than
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy? If if so? Like we had to say that, right,
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  Speaker 1: if so, you could win Steve's one million dollar grand
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  Speaker 1: prize one million dollar grand prize, and will also tell
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  Speaker 1: you what does America's Bigger, Biggest Summer fear inside of
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  Speaker 1: something funny at thirty two after the hour, we'll be
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  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening Steve Show. We've been talking about
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  Speaker 1: it for a long time, especially him, He's been talking
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  Speaker 1: about it for a long time. Steve Harvey is on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: The crew is here. Hold on, you're doing yes, we are.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask me to do that no more. I'll say it,
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  Speaker 1: Junior saying, and here's the other exciting thing. We're so
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  Speaker 1: happy to bring this to you. It is Monday, there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot going on, but starting tomorrow, guys, this is
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  Speaker 1: really really big. Tommy, this is big. We're gonna play.
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  Speaker 1: Are you smarter the nephew Tommy? Alright, alright, so here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Each weekday, guys, one lucky listener and Nephew
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  Speaker 1: Tommy will each be given sixty seconds to correctly answer
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  Speaker 1: our trivia questions. If you are smarter than Nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you'll win a one hundred dollar cash gift card. Plus
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  Speaker 1: plus you'll be given the chance to win, uh some
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  Speaker 1: of Steve Harvey's grand prize of a million dollars. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I said one million dollars. If you can million dollars, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So listen, if you can correctly guess our four digit
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  Speaker 1: code in its exact order. If Nephew Tommy is smarter
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  Speaker 1: than you, you'll still win a twenty five dollar cash
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  Speaker 1: gift card. You can't play unless you register, so go
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  Speaker 1: gonna be right right here. Alright, alright, alright, watch me
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  Speaker 1: watch me. Alright, alright, alright, everybody, it's not even in
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  Speaker 1: the context. That's not even cool. Politician. If you promise
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  Speaker 1: you I'm gonna make you all proud on this show.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me. One more time of the game is
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  Speaker 1: called Are you staring? That's not funny, that's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: What's the game? Are you sweaty? We're going to give
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  Speaker 1: up so much money. We're gonna see watch my, watch my,
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  Speaker 1: watch my uncle come back, and all his money gonna
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  Speaker 1: be into Ain't nobody's gonna be bro like your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like your attitude. Alright, alright, listen, it's Monday,
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  Speaker 1: so coming up digging death jam and rubbing at any
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  Speaker 1: are in the building for Reverend Motown with today's church
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  Speaker 1: complaints and announcements. They're coming up right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you how you can win a chance at Steve's grand
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  Speaker 1: prize of one million dollars one million dollars. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is if you're smarter than Nephew Tommy plus plus
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  Speaker 1: Guys and Entertainment News Tyler Perry check this out, makes
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  Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish's dreams come true. We'll tell you what he did.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, Deacon deaf Cham and Reverend ad Noid
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  Speaker 1: are here with today's church complaints and announcements. Did you say,
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  Speaker 1: are you smarter? Just tickles me down there about indeansided
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  Speaker 1: funny that night that now I mean it, don't do
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  Speaker 1: it now, don't do it. We're gonna be so broken.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do this with y'all. An'tyway. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for church complains. If the jackpot joint of Jerusala change
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  Speaker 1: ching hallelujah, it will be me as well as add
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  Speaker 1: nor ad Nor. It has church announces and I have
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. Does everybody understand? All right, let me start
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  Speaker 1: this thing out. The Hearing Aid Ministry is asking that
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  Speaker 1: the sound man uh put less base in the sound.
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  Speaker 1: You blew everybody speaking uh last week when Brother Forest
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  Speaker 1: Dixon sung, I won't complain. So we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: bring bring our less base in there because they have
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  Speaker 1: blown their speakers when I want out, and now they
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  Speaker 1: are complaining that way too much base way too much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and now here. There are plenty of tickets
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  Speaker 1: left for the hip gospel play I love it when
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  Speaker 1: you scream my name? But could you wait till I start?
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  Speaker 1: It's the gospel play say that love it when you
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  Speaker 1: scream my name? He could wait until I start? Plenty
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  Speaker 1: of tickets, stuff, a lot of tickets stuff. They're not
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  Speaker 1: they're not moving at all. I love it. There's a song.
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  Speaker 1: But I love it when you scream my name, when
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  Speaker 1: you wait until I start? Right in here, when you
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  Speaker 1: scream my name. Evening love that when you screen my name.
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  Speaker 1: But even alright at Nord, listen, the Baby and Dad
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  Speaker 1: a ministry. We'll be doing a child support fundraiser. We
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  Speaker 1: have two brothers that are three months behind and subject
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  Speaker 1: to jail time. So listen. Uh. They will be having
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  Speaker 1: a children's field that that's coming Saturday. But every child
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be in the field, they has to pay
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars to get in. Ye. Yes, we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: say this is about staying out of jail, raising money.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I'm yes, exactly, go ahead, and now
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  Speaker 1: here we go. There'll be a meeting of the women
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  Speaker 1: who have no business trying to make a ponytail and ruin.
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  Speaker 1: You need to try to give it the twig minute
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  Speaker 1: business making you to pull your eyes up, gathering up
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  Speaker 1: that hair. You have no being meeting rooms seven stupid,
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  Speaker 1: you know, business making ad to make a pony. Well,
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  Speaker 1: talk to y'all. You got a man down rubber band
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  Speaker 1: that right, I can't keep it is. I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm man, that's grunt. Your needs some help. You can
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  Speaker 1: see the root of a half girl. Listen, whoever stole
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  Speaker 1: the five gallons of breast milk from sister he shall
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  Speaker 1: one Dixon who lost her thermos. We need the breast
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  Speaker 1: milk back. She has triplets and she needs the breast milk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the breast milk, uh thief. We would like for you
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  Speaker 1: to come back with the breast five gallons, five breast Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of yeah. I never heard of baby
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  Speaker 1: wine horse. Come on here. The women, the women who
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  Speaker 1: have no problem rocking a glitter baseball hat with any
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  Speaker 1: outfit the Women's Day. You know, I'm gonna hit the
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  Speaker 1: million in the in the door, but a little baseball
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  Speaker 1: hat with the fact all right now, listen, they are
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  Speaker 1: complaining in Houston, Texas. What's going on? If you are
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  Speaker 1: in a K eight, we are asking that you quit
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  Speaker 1: winning pink and green. The rest of the weekend. You
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  Speaker 1: are blinding and you are it with people at church
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  Speaker 1: with pink and green robes on. It's too much, it's
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  Speaker 1: too money. That's a lot of pink and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of brick pink and salmon, different pinks. Right, everybody, everybody here,
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  Speaker 1: everybody paink oh Man, no pink. That's what they had.
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  Speaker 1: And do what I bought. Don't worry about it. Go
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  Speaker 1: ahead at now all right. The brothers over fit, they
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  Speaker 1: who still dressed like the in high school with me?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you got your cane had backwards? Fool? I'm
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  Speaker 1: lit know you need to be lit on fire. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. Listen, uh uh. The Walker, the Walker uh
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  Speaker 1: Praise Dance Ministry would be having their first dance this
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  Speaker 1: come Sunday. All right. We are asking everybody on the
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  Speaker 1: front row to please move back doing the dance because
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  Speaker 1: I really am excited about tomorrow. Though, I'm really excited
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  Speaker 1: about tomorrow, but you want to I know you want
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  Speaker 1: everybody know how smart I really am. And I appreciate this.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying. I'm gonna try and say it
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  Speaker 1: think we're giving Tommy a hard time here. I really
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  Speaker 1: want to heads up, mart people don't need no heads up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Yeah, okay, we're gonna see. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Like I really think, I really think if I was
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• 34:45
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• 34:48
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• 35:37
  Speaker 1: The week than Okay, my question, my question? Are you fast? Yeah?
• 35:51
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  Speaker 1: me with friends who say hit this. You're focusing hard.
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  Speaker 1: Need to pass. My mom and dad gonna get in
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  Speaker 1: that past normal watching TV, wasteing time. Summer school ain't
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  Speaker 1: cool because his white to wytsches. Summer to summer school
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  Speaker 1: you mess up. No sense in some time. This is
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  Speaker 1: like delicious. Im the time you mess up. No sex
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  Speaker 1: It's real sexy around the school. Yeah, I have to
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  Speaker 1: way too deep first, you just ran the head Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: What number is this president? What number? Forty five? Good?
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• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I want a sex relationship? Okay, is that a new
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: term sex relationship? Is that in the Urban Dictionary sex relationship?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, ever, Dear Stephen Shirley, I
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  Speaker 1: am a thirty one year old single mom fresh out
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  Speaker 1: of a nine year relationship with my child's father. After
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: we broke up, I focused on school work and my child.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I chose not to entertain any men for a while,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and I deleted all of my social media pages. I
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: pretty much fell off the grid right after my X
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and I broke up. We would get together there occasionally
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: just for sex, but he started wanting more from me,
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  Speaker 1: so I had to cut that off. Now months later,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I have a nagging desire to have sex, and that's all.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a clean, honest man that's willing to
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: commit to a sex relationship with me. I have thought
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: about this, and I am definitely not interested in dating
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: or hanging out with anyone. I just want the sex.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I want this man to be completely committed to me
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  Speaker 1: for the sole purpose of sex. Do you think a
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: man in this generation would look at me crazy if
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I presented him with this proposal? Or should I just
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: forget about it and buy a toy? What should I do? Please? Help?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: All right, girl, you're gonna get so many men to
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: sign up for this, more than more than are you
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: smarter than nephew Tommy? All right, You're gonna get so
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: many men to sign up for this. I mean, really,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Forget all that fear of commitment
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: stuff and all that. This is something a man can
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: seek his teeth into. Okay, he can definitely get behind this. Definitely, yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: definitely commit to this. Yes. I understand you just got
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: out of a nine year relationship, you know, with your
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: child's dad, and and you want to focus you focused
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: on school and work in your child and all that.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: But but to a guy, this is like an offer
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: he can't refuse. Here, Okay, giving a cat cat nip
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: and all that. So to answer your question, No, I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: do not think a man in this generation would look
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: at you crazy. No, not at all. This is a
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: dream come true for a man, all right. I think
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: they will love it. I think they'll be very very happy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: The question is, and this is what you have to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: deal with. Will you be happy? Can you be happy?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying in the letter. I get it,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Uh that you just want the sex. I get all
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of that, But um, I just don't think are gonna
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: want this all the time. I think you're going to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: want more as a woman after a while. You're going
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to want an emotional connection with this man in addition
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to the physical, because that's just how women are built,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that we're built differently than a man. Okay, we're nurturers,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: we all we we like all the attention, we like
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the cuddling afterwards and all of that. Uh, you know,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we we have to feel a certain way when when
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you know, when we're with a man, so a sex relationship,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: they usually don't work for us after a while, Okay,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: after a while. Like I said, I get that you're
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: in a nine year relationship. You just got out of that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: You just want to play around for a little while.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: But that's gonna get old, all right, all right, guys, Jay,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: huh would you say? Would you say here, oh you disappointed?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Come on, Jay, you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: can't even look at it. I'm not even want to
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: look whatever. Man, let's have your aunts. I need to
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: use the phrase, I'm so disgusted with you. Right. I
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is because all that you said
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: it's true, but not all women, not all women bride
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: of women who want this. Now, that would be one
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: thing that would make this better. One thing. One thing.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It's called grub loving. That means you call it up
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and it comes to you. I don't have to go
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: nowhere like man, I'm saving gas, I'm saving time. When
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you want to start the app, I'm I'm hitting it
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and it leaves. You know what I mean to it?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: When it comes in, it's ready. It is ready. When
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: when you are, your food is ready to enjoy. I
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: want loving like that. No foe play none of that.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: No no no play, you get no damn play. You
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: talk got to hug. I don't want to hear about
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: your damn day. I ain't gonna tell you about my day,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: what I'm feeling where it's just going. That's going when
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: we finished? You going home? About that? Yeah, man, that's
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: what I want. I disappointed in you. I can't believe
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you said up this woman to ask what should I do?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Should I should I be? Just? She just want sex,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: she'll want nothing else. Yeah, for now, I don't even
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: know her, and I love her. You're about to give
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: my about live. Ain't three to just call me? All right? Listen, guys,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of your responses coming up
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  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to the
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Steve al right, we are in the middle of this
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Let's recap this subject. Yeah, for the guys,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: the subject is I want a sex relationship at thirty
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: one year old single mom wrote this letter. She's fresh
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: off a nine year relationship with her child's father. You
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: love her. Uh, they broke up. She focused on school,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: she focused on work, and she focused on her child.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: She chose not to entertain any men for a while. Uh.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And she went off all social media. Okay, she shut
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: all that down, so um. But you know, she and
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: her ex would get back together from time to time
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: just to have sex, but he wanted to have more
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: from her and she didn't have more to give, so
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: she cut that off. Now, it seems she has this
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: nagging desire, kind of like a pull from within, just
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to have sex and that's all she wants to do.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: She's looking for a clean, honest man that's willing to
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: commit to a sex relationship with her. And we've never
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: heard the term sex relationship. That is new. She made
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that up. Uh. So she just wants some guy that's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: definitely interested only in having sex, that's it. She wants
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: him to be completely committed to her for the sole
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: purpose of having sex. Uh. And she asked the question,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: do you think a man in this generation would look
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: at her crazy, look at me crazy if I presented
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: him with this proposal? Or she wants to know should
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: she just forget about all that and just by a toy?
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: She wants to know what she should do. Nephew, you
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: are up. You are looking for me. I am the
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: person for this job. You are looking for me. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: have a nagging design to have sex. And that's all
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: me too. You are looking for me. We are looking
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: for each other. I'm the man for the job. I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: don't want no talking, no hugging, no pillow talk, don't
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: make eye contact, don't look at me the fact, as
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, listen, we will actually never say
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: two words to one another. Ever, we won't know when
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I come in, we start, and by I'm through, I'm out.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: See you next Wednesday. That's how we do this. We're
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: treating this like the yard man. We're treating this like
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the housekeeper. Don't they come once to week? Yeah, I'm
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: gonna come once to week. Roll through there, tighten you up,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry straight what you just do it? Yes,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: just do it and then just leave. Do it and
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: just leave a man. I am who you won't no
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: worry about no toys. I bring all that I got
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: out of towards our rustband clones. I got all the talk.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna brain everything. I'm brain stuff you ain't never
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: seen before. All right, I'm rolling up in there with
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: a g I Joe. You ain't gonna understand the stuff
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm coming through there with. We're gonna be butt naked
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: with a with a race track. You ain't gonna stand.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I got toys sleeking coming down the stairway. What what's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: he gonna do? Let it come down the stairway. You'll
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: see it playing. Jack's see the toys that I've been halping.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: You understand me. Let me ask you this, Tommy, are
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: you at least when she comes in? Are you going
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: to say hello? At least? So am I go? Are
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you going to say hello when she comes in? What
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: ain't no hello? What what are we talking for? Matter
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: of fact? Yeah? Jay, play huh okay, and I'm gonna
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: play to mate. They always the woman's a great woman.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I'm at the dog, Jake, come on in, plot, Let's
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: get this out the way. That's the woman. That's the woman.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: He's saying this to the woman. Wait, wait, wait, we
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: gotta go way back there. Just stay right here in
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the doorway, right here, right here, right all right, see
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  Speaker 1: you next week, next week. Thank you so much. Wait
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: a minute, it was less than thirty seconds? Was good
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: for me? Wasn't good for you? Well, we weren't gonna
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: take you through it, shirty But that was the book ends,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: that was the beginning. That's all it takes. Okay, So
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: so the lady who wrote this letter, I hope you're
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: learning something about men. Okay, this is what you want
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: from a man. I don't think. I don't think whatever
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: out of this. Yeah, baby, let me, let's let one
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: more thing she needs, no one more thing. You said
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't win. You didn't took all your stuff on
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: social media, baby, put it back up there. That's how
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get you. That's how you're gonna get some
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that tipping calling ten digits just randomly trying to find hello,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: did you want I'm sorry, I have a good moment.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If you go to Time's Tips two thousand
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: three at yahoo dot com, send me your pictures so
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: we can see what we're working with. I don't care
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: y S T I P S. And then the number
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: two zero zero three, And I just said something, you
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: tim pick, what do you mean? You don't care what
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: she looks She could have one foot in one eye.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Your not say nothing about my woman. I know that
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a problem.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I don't care what she looked like. I'm not gonna
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: see her face now, happen all this activity from the back? Hey, man,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: who in who in here with the pirate? You wan't
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: say a day? Come on, wait, let's get out of here. Pirates, Yeah,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: get out, let's go back. We gotta take this. So
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I hope women, especially the lady who wrote this letter,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the woman who wrote this letter at thirty one years old,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I hope you're hearing how men really think. You don't
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: want this. You really don't want up the lady know
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: what you want to change? No, she might want this
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: for a minute or so. You know you don't want this.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: And lord, judge, judy, she you will not want this. Okay,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: you don't want to us if she want it for
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: a minute, let up, hand is me. I'm definitely trying
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: to talk her out of it. All right, guys, we
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: got we gotta get out of here. You can email
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: us her Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter
• 56:00
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• 56:03
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• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Drake is number one. We'll talk about that when we
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: come back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve Harvey is off. He is on a
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: well deserved, much needed vacation. Can we say that the
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: crew is all here, We're all here holding it down.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Of course, Ja and Temmy is here. With weekend or
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: vacation confessions. That's a little different, little different twist to it, nephew.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Or you know, we just got through with the fourth
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: of July weekend, you know, so you might did a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: little something over both with July weekend. You know you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: want to call and confess about so, you know, give
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: us a shout. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, it
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is weekend confessions. I'm not here to help you. I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. Do not
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: call in here and give me your legitimate name. You
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: better make up a name, So say what you gotta say.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: You're comfortable about it, you let it all out. Feel
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: good about yourself. Call me right now eight seven seven
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: nine Steve alright, nephew, I love it alright, weekend or
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: vacation Confessions. I love that switching gears. Yeah, we got
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: to talk about this. Fueled by record breaking streaming numbers,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Drake's Scorpion Okay, Drake is back hot. New album Scorpion
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: opened atop the Billboard two hundred with the best sales
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  Speaker 1: of the week of two thousand eighteen so far, and
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: also according to Billboard, Scorpion tracks generated seven hundred and
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: forty six million on demand streams in its week. State
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: side yes, one billion worldwide? Right, so now, Carla, there's
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: also a world, yes world why a billion? World loved
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: love Drake? Don't talk me worldwide? Hey? Does get on that? Yeah,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: he's doing this thing all right? So tell us about
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: the dance though, that's what you know social media? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: So there's like this viral dance craze that's going. I'm
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: doing Drake's new song and my feelings. Okay, you're doing it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. So it has this like New Orleans sound.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You hear it, right? The instrumental we're playing, right, now.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So the beat is huge, you know, by a lot
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: of local New Orleans rappers, but so inspired by the
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: lyrics in the song and my feelings. There's a lyrics
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: where Drake is saying, Kiki do you love me? So
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: now fans they're showing off their dance moves and they're
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: doing it all on like Instagram, Facebook, social media is everywhere.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Lenge can you do any moves on that you want?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Or you have to do well, it's a dance. It's
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a Kiki dance challenge day I can murder and that
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom? Did you try to do it? I
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: tried to do it yesterday too. I'm gonna do it
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: with my daughter. You gotta get the young folks to
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: show you look like okay, So go to see Harvey
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: FM on all social media and we have folks on
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: their doing the dance the Kiki do you love me?
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  Speaker 1: Dance if you will challenge from Drake's song and My
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Feelings from the number one album Scorpions, Drake is back
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: on this I love you Drake Bill and streaming d
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: right there. There's a song that called haters get on
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: that you that man, Yeah, once you get that beat man, Yeah,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: we s that's big. That's big, that's what's going on
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: right now. But you know, do you think you could
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: sell You couldn't sell that, MANI because but the Internet
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: has changed it where you can download way more than
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: people are going to store and actually buy. I download
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: everything now. Yeah, how many CDs? What the last new
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: CD you bought? Oh my god, Scorpions? I remember when
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Best Best Buy closing the CD department? I was, I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: was what album I'm really loving too? In addition to Scorpion,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: because I think a lot of females into Scorpion. The Carters, Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I have not heard that the whole break it's good.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Just have you seen the video? What's your museum? What's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: your favorite on it? What's your favor track? Three? Like that?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You know the track number is cold? Yeah? You know songs? Well,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I just feelings like Okay, my favorite on is after Dark.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you an album I'm liking? Which one? Jabum? Yeah,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: c D, c D what don't say that? Okay? What
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: is it? The Osi brother with all of money? Which
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: was getting said? Don't say that? Tim j a track
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I'm dope please? Okay? I know you knew him? Yeah,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I know him. Personally. Yeah, I didn't know that, ja, yeah,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: from that other show. I know some people. I know
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: some people. J Yes, I want to ask you about this.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Uh rappers real names that we're talking about. We have
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of rappers and we know we know there
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: they are performing names or the stage name, but we
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: don't really know that the real name, government name. Yes,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: all right, for instance, for instance, you're ready, you're ready?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Christopher Wallace? Who is that? That's Big Calvin Brothers Junior snoop, yes,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, keep it coming. Nathaniel Hail who's
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: that dog? Who is that? Don't be mad? I forgot
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: about Marshall Matthews his name Marshall? No, no, no, Christopher
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Ridges flu really yeah? Who else? You got? What? Old
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: people wrong? Griffin wrong? That's you made better? Okay? Listen
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: call that weekend Confession at seven seven twenty nine, Steve
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: at seven seven twenty nine, Steve, we can confessions right
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 1:03:28
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: but listen, don't forget the winning starts tomorrow at seven
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• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: That's right, all right? Uh, and Tommy is here. The
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with weekend and vacation. We extended it, right, nephew,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Weekends and vacation confessions. Weekending confessions, you know, confession. Whatever
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: it is you want to get off your chest that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: you did this weekend. You give us a qualiday at
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve. I'm not here to help you.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear what you're going through. Weekend confessions.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's go to the phones. Yeah, on line one,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: let's go to John John. Line one, John John, what's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: going on? I'm good brother, how you doing. I'm okay,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. Give it to me. Let's break it down,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: confess to me. Oh man, well did you that weekend
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: it was I slept with three women? Yes? Yes, John
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: John should be John John John, Yeah, you need to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: be bronzed. Walk me through, walk me through the walk
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: me through the holiday weekend? Oh man, I was already.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: So look friend, you want me to come through alcohol
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: boy friendly? Yeah, you went over out, keep going. Then
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I got another old call phone call, thank me what
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I was doing the day he invited me over. Then
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: later on that night I got another as all three
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: was him one day, all three was him? One day?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: You should be? So, So what is it about you,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: John John that all the women just you answer that
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: you don't get shot down, answer that you will get
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: shot down? Oh I know he kept going over there
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: and blowing up your phone, John j Yeah, John, or
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: the ones who adored you, man like you, John John?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: The first we got a boyfriend? What about the other two?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: They sing? They they just we got that type of
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: thing that they just called when they want and you're
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: going there and bring you gru ub loving man. What's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: what's that new world we got today? Sex. What's across
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: the sex relationship? Sex sex relationship from let let's sit
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: right there, John John, I ain't mad at you, John,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: you sound tired to don't answer that, don't answer none
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: of them questions. He sound real tired, John, John John,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I went over there and I went over there. Why
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: do not worry about the energy. He made it through
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: the storm a real quick, John John, out of selectybody's
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: who you? Who? You fake? Who? You look like a
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: little bit at that now? Carter? Yeah, alright, confessions coming up?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for more weekend confessions with
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the nephew, because what nephew, I'm not here to help you.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear what you're going through eight
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: seven seven, twenty nine, Steve. This weekend confessions or you know,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: since we got through just finished the fourth of July weekend,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: it could be you know, vacation, you know confessions. Okay,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: all right, well, let's go to line too and talk
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: to Norman Norman. Is that you great movie? Norman Norman?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Line to Norman. Okay, let's move on. We have um
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Curtis online for let's go to line for Curtis. What
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you said that is curly, curly curly? Yeah, what's your confession? Man?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Oh look I did the old Horns on the line
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: dance with Miguel. Mom you did you got with your girls, mama? Yeah,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: at the fourth of July cook out, Mrs Darky Mama. Okay, okay,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: take us through it. You got to walk me through
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Timmy had happened these Well, it was like this. I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and the mom's is bad. Man.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Like like you ever seen that apple from the tree
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: that looked real good? But the tree looks even better. Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: When I went to the bathroom, my mom's was in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the room and she came on to me and it
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: went down. Man, wh was where was your girl? That
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you're easy, Curtis. She was somewhere. She was somewhere outside
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: eating something. Oh nope, okay, So it happened in the
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: bathroom and what what well? And I guess it was
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: a guest bad room bathroom swee or whatever it was.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: But yeah, look, man, I you had to do it, Curtis,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: curly thing twenty minute, you just miss it. That's that's
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: some good ones, that's good. Unbelieving so you guys are
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: encouraging him. We encouraging. Already done, seed was done, The
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: deed is done. Currently, will you do it again? Oh
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: if mom, if Mom's keep it to himself, will you
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: know you don't think that's gonna get out. I ain't
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: gonna tell unless her mama tells. You won't find out. Okay,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Can I just say something? You, Kenny, you you're gonna
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: have to buy Mother's Day gift? You know that around
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: You don't have to. You didn't have to buy one before,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: but now now you you gotta get one. Man, sit
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: there and not let the mom get some white diamond
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: or something. Man, you don't don't buy one. Look on
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: her payments dars. Alright, currently keep doing what you do
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: behavior her mother. We have thirty seconds to go to.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Let's go on line five, let's go to let's go.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: What's happening. What's happening? Real quick man, tell me what
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you did? Okay, so real quick man. I lied to
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: my wife and told her that I had mandatory over
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: time because I did not want to go to her family.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: But because my father in law cannot cook, he put
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: and and and and uh living uhl on Roscoe Roscoe.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, don't go nowhere, I gotta hit this.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: We'll be right. Harvy Morning Show coming up. You're listening
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: back in the middle of weekend confessions, vacation confessions with
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: the nephew. Alright, and one on the phone. Roscoe on
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: the line. Roscoe let us over here. He told his
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: wife that he had mandatory overtime so that he wouldn't
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: have to go through the cook out at her family's
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: place because her daddy can't buy. We still got Rosco Roscoe, Yes, yes,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: all right, right, it all the way down to me, man.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: So you didn't go. I didn't go because our daddy
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: and not cooked. He's been watching food. That word you
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: want to put lemon pepper and lemons deesth and everything
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: in the bro I'm telling you lemons that I've seen
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Lemons deess on the rib one time. I couldn't do it.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I diuldn't do it. I listened, I got up, I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: put on the whole uniform like I was going to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: the jaw, and I got home that night. I wrote
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: my hands on the brake pads because I'm a mechanic,
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  Speaker 1: so I had to picture up my finger nails. Look. Third,
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  Speaker 1: who lives on the golf course in a particular airline uniform.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say the airline because I give myself away
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  Speaker 1: playing golf in the airline uniform? Roscoe? Did she bring
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  Speaker 1: you a plate home? Listen? I told him they don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. I told don't worry about it. The
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  Speaker 1: bosses here that gave us a fourth of ju last
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  Speaker 1: sell the prison. So Roscool, she doesn't know that you
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  Speaker 1: don't care for her father's cooking. Oh listen, listen, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go there. I can't go there. If I
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  Speaker 1: let that cat out the bag, then she's gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: the other cats in the bag. So no, I ain't crazy, Roscoe.
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  Speaker 1: A good confession, Roscoe. All right, let's go to line six.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing weekend and vacation confessions with the nephew. Line six,
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  Speaker 1: Marie is on the line. Nephew Marie yet Hey, good
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  Speaker 1: morning baby, what's your confession? Good morning? How are you doing? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: We're good. Yes, my name is Marie. And I looked
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  Speaker 1: at the this is fourth of July, and my boyfriend,
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  Speaker 1: you know who's playing playing me? Out all day, so
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  Speaker 1: I just figured to go to the pool, right, So
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  Speaker 1: I went at the way pool and I'm sitting there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can't reach behind your back with lotions,
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  Speaker 1: But this nice man came up and he said, can
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  Speaker 1: I rub your back? And I was like sure, and
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  Speaker 1: he did it with lotions. The boyfriend's sister seen me
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  Speaker 1: and went to the boyfriend said I was getting my
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  Speaker 1: back rub with lotions. So I don't know what. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lie on the girlfriend to see me and she'll
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  Speaker 1: never like me again, or told a boyfriend the truth
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  Speaker 1: that I did get my Yeah, your sister was there,
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  Speaker 1: she seen me, and yes, I got my back reprelation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do now. Then the sister
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  Speaker 1: won't like me forever. So you ain't dating the sister.
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  Speaker 1: You want the sister. You want your man? Which one
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  Speaker 1: you want? And the other thing is somebody gonna know
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  Speaker 1: your voice? That's do. I'm in a messed up situation.
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  Speaker 1: Someone's gonna be on the news tonight. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: but your back is fine. Yeah? And I missed that rub.
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  Speaker 1: I missed that rub rub yea. And you know what
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  Speaker 1: the twist is? Everything He was there with his girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: a girlfriend and him got in a fight. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we've got to get out of here. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: to close out of the show. Thank you, Marie at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine after the hour. Wow, you're listening to show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, today was great. I love today. I
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  Speaker 1: believe in living in the moment. But I can't wait
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  Speaker 1: That should be the name of the game. Pass all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that, But give another one. Planet is
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  Speaker 1: not third Rock? They come on? When might that come
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  Speaker 1: on back? Are you crazy? Are you crazy? Okay? They
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  Speaker 1: Another one? They don't count Fluto no mo no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Give me another one. That's the planet that is Third
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  Speaker 1: again the Moon? Now it ain't the moon. The moon
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  Speaker 1: ain't planet food. So let me ask you question if
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  Speaker 1: there was a TV show uh huh called Third Rock
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  Speaker 1: from the Sun? Which planet? Did we watch that TV show? On?
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  Speaker 1: What was on Earth? Man? We ain't have no more
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  Speaker 1: he'll have. Oh my gosh, do you think it rains
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  Speaker 1: on the sun? I mean, nobody can tell us because
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  Speaker 1: they don't know. Right, we might break the banquet that
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  Speaker 1: you Steve better enjoy this vacation. This will be the
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  Speaker 1: last one. That I ever have. Speaking of the sun,
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  Speaker 1: time and how long do it take light to get
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  Speaker 1: from the Sun to Earth? I forgot it's a speed
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