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Last time, a no latency the blood race in its fifth year, in
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the streets of night, I hated that's kind of a tricky.
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I go grab my bike. I'm just trying to figure out
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how we're going to know which car strangers in.
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Yo, down, damn it. Yes, he's in the domain vehicle
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Jeb's bike. Shall we listen to the message
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diamonds? Have a beautiful pink Pang when
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they fight it, you hear how they sing now pings in the Tank at
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the Diamond Vault bank and the are levels getting shorter, they
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can't hear a sound. And there's fish all around
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because they're buried in six feet of water.
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It's just one last task once pings been acquired is this what
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you expected when you are hired Jay
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I'm getting caught up on that last line.
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You are. Yeah, what is it?
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Who's hired us ding dings hired us, but who else is in Van Til?
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Thank you so much. I was, I was think I'm just
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sewing. Engrossed in the bank part.
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I was like, who works for the bank, so it's it's pain.
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Yeah, they did it. They hired us, rassa.
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We work for them. Technically speaking.
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Technically speaking. Yes, link there.
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Okay. Well, hold on, if this.j person
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knows about our employment history, they might know about
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the underground. Or and they'll starts this
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issue. He just a big search pictures
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here. Yeah, that's where people were
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kidnapped from. Yeah, I don't know if you
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remember that. So, exact know who would know
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that, but maybe this is the same person who also sold us out
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before we had to make it super Secret.
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Squirrel, Who Sold us out. But that's that's the question.
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Would they possibly be the one who sold us out in the
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beginning? It wouldn't be arisaka because
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they would have just killed us. They wouldn't play this game.
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Well let's let's review the clues.
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We don't got to review the clues on our way to the Diamond.
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Vault Bank question. It's a good point.
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Who has been to this bank before?
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I have I have a question. Iona.
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Do they have a big aquarium inside there?
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Yes, they do. I feel like that's the first
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point. You mean probably the last?
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Yes, that's why we're going to the Diamond Vault Bank to look
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in their aquarium. Okay.
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Oh, you guys cool. Hey, Breeze comes over well,
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well, well well, well, well, hey, Jeff will you sign my?
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But of course I'm always willing to you know, accommodate the the
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love and science. Get your ass over here.
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One of the few places I don't have tattooed but I'd like your
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signature there if you don't mind.
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No. Yeah.
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You get your ass over here. That nice and he pulls down his
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left butt cheek and there's a little blank space for you to
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say, well, so good, just enough space for me to whip out this
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last bit of the red spray paint. And why do you make your own
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sound effects? It's to help.
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And post-mortem the doesn't, it definitely doesn't help in post.
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It is, is Reeves about to go get jobs.
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Dave, tattooed on his ass. Yes.
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Okay. That's what I thought.
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He won the blood race. Yeah, he's got a blank space
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baby. And he'll write your name.
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That is an honorific for you now.
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Jeb, Jeb, king of blood race. I say that probably raises your
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reputation that job by. Let's just say one sounds flare.
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I've only won once. Yeah, Exactly.
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Well, well, I was wearing my Phantom of the pop-up or a mask.
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So I was obscured. Yeah.
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You don't get any reputation points.
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You're the mysterious second Rider.
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Yes. I like the sound of that
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mysterious or was their merch with his name on it.
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That's just raised his fault. Yeah, the flag.
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Damn it. He's, I put on the mask to be
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inconspicuous. Was it a secret?
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Oh, shit. Yes.
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Hold on. Reeves.
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Will you making money off of them?
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Yes, and you're going to give them their cut, right?
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Yeah. Don't make me get I own it to
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get bureaucracy on your ass and pull up and pull out my gun, I
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hear bureaucracy. And I come I come stomping back.
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Yes. He managed to sell 12 Flags.
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At 100. Eddie's each.
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Yeah, that's pretty expensive Flags.
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Well, they're digital. They have they like live on
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their own? Yeah, sure.
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Sure. So, they get half right for,
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right? And Licensing.
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Yes. Yeah, no.
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And of course the gun that you were pointing towards me So an
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extra hundred, perfect? Yeah.
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Huh. See you guys later?
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I really don't know why. I hang out with you, guys.
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You don't just show up. Oh, cool Reeves.
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I put a hand on a shoulder. You are very helpful to us.
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And I squeezed his shoulder a little bit.
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Stay that way. Okay.
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Gulping noise. All righty.
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And now we live. That'll open post.
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All right, you guys pollen to go.
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You want to check? I was going to say as Reeves
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goes back. I'd like to pull out pretty nice
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joint and my out of my coat pocket, right?
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And just kind of like eyeball Reeves and just kind of be like,
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you know, you me? Well, like right now, we have to
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go Later later. Oh, yeah, no, sure now.
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Will he says it really loudly will smoke marijuana.
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That's a legal together. You got it?
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It's still legal. Oh my god.
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Oh no. That's right.
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It's Rich history that I'm smoking.
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Shit, it was a really high. Oh my goodness.
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Good shit. All right, let's do feel so
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good, it must be illegal, very good.
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All right, if somebody drive except for me, I can't draw.
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We have our driver. Yeah, we've got Jabs like a
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notoriously. Good driver now because he won
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the blood race. Yeah, I've always been a good
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driver. Okay.
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Get in the fucking car right now.
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Thinking is literally dying as we're time in the car.
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It started ready to go. It's a good thing.
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We've arrived here at the bank. Wonderful drop line vehicle.
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It takes you slightly longer to get there because Jeb roll dad.
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12. But you get outside and when you
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get to the front of the building, you see a huge sign,
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big circular, round sign, and on it written in Black Ink style is
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Diamond Bank, vault, and there's a Lobby door, and it's closed
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because it's after hours. And Halloween is a Federal
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holiday in which most places are closed.
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Exactly. Yes, as you know, in the 2000,
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Of the national holidays, Halloween was certified by
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President. Edward Eisen.
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Blom yeah, yeah, that was, yeah, the Stark saw win.
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Anyways, enough of History. How do we break into this Vault?
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Nothing says dystopian cyberpunk future like more paid holidays.
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Like this are This Arc is really showing that this dystopian
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cyberpunk future is actually we have something to look forward
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to, and it's Halloween, being a Federal holiday straight and,
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and you know, underground races having subtitles.
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I love this place. This place rocks cities,
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Slash no latency. Microwave isn't working can you
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talk to it? What will these to get up to
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next? I don't know why you keep
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sticking your Finger in that part.
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It's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
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Anyways, I still have the grenade.
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You gave me. I can just blow a hole in the
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side. Yeah.
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And that's going to trigger all of the security.
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I'm used to cure T gets here. They'll know somebody's trapped
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in their vault. What if security is already
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here? What do you mean the Diamond
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Vault, protecting your diamonds with Diamonds?
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Oh No. Are there Diamond guards?
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Guards covered in diamonds? No, I think it's guards with
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guns that shoot. Or losers Diamond lasers, lasers
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with diamonds, what Diamond lasers, right?
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Lasers in the Sky with Diamonds. You know what?
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They probably cheaped out and got cubic zirconias.
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Not at this, not at this Vault. No, no, no.
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I'm rereading this when they're fired at.
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You hear them saying? Yeah like lasers so our Diamond
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guards in their card, even tell. Oh no ping and I was right here.
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Hi, then we Have to sneak in and kill the guards.
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Don't have to kill them, kind of like doing their job right
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there. Getting overtime because it's a
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Federal holiday, it's pretty good.
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Truly have good benefits, okay? I have an idea.
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Strong union. Risky has the, the compound make
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up for Kitty kitten catch. Yeah.
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Is there a way for us to replicate that?
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Why not? That sounds fun because we could
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get the guards cat. Hi.
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All right, let me go next door to the drug store and see if I
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can make your synthetic catnip. Yeah.
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Any local, I'm looking at the list right now, any local
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Apothecary should have most of these items DM.
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Is there anything that wouldn't be easily accessible cat here?
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Do any of you have a cat? No, I used to have a dog back in
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the in the Badlands but you know, the fever come down slowly
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raises their hand for. Do you have a cat?
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Yes. You've never been to my
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apartment. That's true.
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It's probably very small and I don't want to be there.
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Okay. Can you take off your sweater if
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you insist and they take off their sweater?
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I turn it inside out. Is it covered in cat hair?
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It's like another layer. Hey guys.
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It synth cat hair though because like aren't real.
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Like it's a common so it's real. Come come, right?
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Yeah, no no. Original animals exist that
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she's you know useless. I love her though as all cats
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are. Don't be Freer Amigo.
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Yeah, I am. I'm going to use my ability to
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to make it. You gotta just do next.
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Oh yes, you're in the store and it's all bending machines.
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There's a guy sitting in the corner just playing on his
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style. What do you want?
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This and I'll show him the list. Okay?
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A vending machine 3 and then the machine sex, and they need
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completely ignores you immediately after it.
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Sweet. Love the customer service.
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Welcome, I'll go to a vending machine, three first and 100s,
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okay? So hundred down, get those out.
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Go to vending machine, 66-hundred Eddie's, fuck the
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bad. You can come back out and get it
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from me. I go to leave and I've stopped.
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And I turn around. And I think any of these vending
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machines, something that we're looking for, they're all really
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new because this is nice part of town, the time of all back, is
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in a really nice part of town. I shake it out of my head, I'm
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rock. Try to try to hack, Bioshock
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style. See if you can't get it for
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cheaper? No, no I'm I'm saving I'm saving
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that for the Diamond Vault. Stop it.
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Not my good roles. Go go to waste.
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All right. In a very short amount of time,
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you have the materials to make some of this stuff.
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Roll, basic type of plastic shopping thing that I've had
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putting all of it in. What are you doing a roll?
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Just basic Tech. Yeah, you brought a crit.
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You managed to fill the empty hydrogen tank that Jeb used in
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the last episode to boost off the ramp to the Finish Line.
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It's empty. So you managed to fill it with
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three doses. Because I created, can I use
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this for Advantage to then pump it into the HVAC system to
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spread around the bank? Yes, I'm going to do that.
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Just one click of the whole 1/2. I'm just going to click it,
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click one hose, slowly release it for a little bit.
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And then after thinking of are about five seconds, crank the
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handle, all the way and break it off.
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Oh wow. So you're filling the building
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with three doses of cat gasps? Well, maybe I shouldn't have
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done that. Is that what you're doing?
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No, no. Okay.
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Oh, how much is a lethal dose? Oh, cat.
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It's not lethal. It just makes you hallucinate
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for a really long time. 1/2 does.
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And they're gonna have a feel like they're great.
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The more you have, the more you look like you're in Cats, the
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musical they're going to have an ego to us but movie or the play
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the movie. I think after realizing my
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mistake, I think I might kind of go and do some emergency
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venting, all right, you get a vent, the gas from the building
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now that it's permeate through the whole thing.
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Yes, it's sit there for a minute, just let it sit.
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Okay, it's fine. The start seeing green gas,
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start to float up against the windows of the, yeah, retro
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Romeo perception check. Oh, shit.
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I'm not good at these. I can percept.
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I'll percept house 16's enough. You hear meowing on the inside?
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I think it's working. It turned all the cards into
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what stranger was. Exactly cat's toy sticks.
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His head out, the car? No, stay stay.
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And he gets back in the car. Starts licking his own hand.
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I think that should have worn off by now, but he was sitting
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in there for a long time. Hey don't you make judgments on
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how I live my life? Yeah, damn it.
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We find out that stranger is a secret for ya.
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He's not so secret anymore. He's doing it for fun now.
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Okay, should we go in? Now event it right there, the
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gas starts to Spur out the sides, Romney basic Tech to make
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sure you get it all out. Yeah, 19, that's good.
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Enough it starts coming out of the vent on the top and you see
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it coming out of the little chimney, the green gas and it
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dissipates to an almost invisible Vapor.
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Now, the building was filled with cat gasps, should we go in
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and just kill them? No, I think we should let them
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out like, Strays, okay, open the door.
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The door is locked. I can break it.
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And alert more guards. Okay, pick it.
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Mmm. Jeb, can you pick it?
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I've got the stealth skill. Is that what we're looking for
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here? I mean, you could, you could
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argue any skill. I could, I could bureaucrat my
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way around any law school and pursue only had my certainly,
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you know, I had my hands in places where they weren't
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supposed to be, you know what I'm saying?
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There's also the picklock in the technique skills.
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I don't think any of us have And that's no, I'm quite good at.
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Just moment, worsen technique technique.
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Let me take a look and pick like lock.
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I got, you know what? I'm bad at it.
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I got a 10. Yep.
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So that I got to go for it, buddy.
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All right, it was a shot. I wait before you do that.
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I have I have a minor in criminology.
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Come. And so I have studied
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lock-picking apologize because I have a 12 in criminology with
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your hairdressing class. Yes, that was.
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That was a technical school. I also got a degree at a
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university. How many colleges did you coach?
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So into a technical school in a university or yes, I see.
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I see you wouldn't believe. How many electives Iona took?
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Oh really. I have a lot of miners.
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It took ringing. Come on.
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Her in the arcs, but I have I'm out of minors later.
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Is this more of like a your scout now to see what kind of
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lock it is? It'll make it easier for me.
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Yes, 218. Yeah that's good. 18 is very
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good. Yes.
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Jeb you get a plus 2 to this. Pick locks kill.
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All right. This one here is a it's a data
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lock. It's one of them fancy new
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fangled ones. You know I think this is low in
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it like an N64. Or cartridge.
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It'll get the insides wet and there are more likely to 24 the
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pants too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let me give that a shot. Have you told the one you spit
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into this lock and it spits cat gasps back at you.
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And now every other person around you looks like a cat.
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Wow, May yeah. I hate it here.
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I think she found out. I think he fell.
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It does look like he critically misjudged the smaller.
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Perhaps, what made him? Think, the N64 trick was gonna
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work. If someone were described
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critical failure to me and a life scenario, I believe this
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would accurately describe a critical failure in the life
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scenario. Should someone who's better at
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this try and open the door. Yeah, like the remedy, where am
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I? No.
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Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my. Oh yeah, isn't retro.
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Do you find an effortless way to open the lock?
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Still using the information you got from my owner to help you
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out. Yeah.
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What I do in talking about that is I use an old phone freak
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trick where I pick like the sound of blowing a piece of gum
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wrapper against a Is it a little money comb creating another?
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The frequency that allows it to just unlock and locks here?
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Freak, frequency opening locks, still in the standings.
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Yeah, dude. That's like an ancient trick
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back from that like 1980s. Yeah, it can't believe it still
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works. It's so crazy, right?
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It's, you know, understand frequencies now and he's not, I
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wouldn't have thought. Damn the future, huh?
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The future. Yeah, my teacher, taught me that
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one. It was one of the first ones she
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ever learned so you have to manually open the door.
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It doesn't slide okay. I will open the door and bow and
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kind of like that way of like in the all go I will walk in with
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my sword and gun out. So as you walk in you can see a
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little bit of the green gas the top.
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It is not wear anywhere near you and it's not going to affect
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anyone except jab. There's a table on the left
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where they present diamonds to clients.
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And in front of you is a big window for the fish tank and
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floating in the middle is Ping, the bomb strapped to their
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chests. First, I stand at the front door
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with the door open. Does anyone have a can does
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anyone have a cam? I have a sword and a white Vanna
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White there should be a. Can we just want to make it
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sound like we're opening a can? Okay, I'm gonna go back to Vanna
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White. Okay, okay, Kiki, Kiki do not
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jab. It's going to bring back an
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Bachelor child that I got from one of the vending machines as
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well. It'll pop that top can opening
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sound effect that That's four post future binary says like no
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because the the guards were dosed with four times the
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recreational dose. So they turned into cats is what
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you're saying. They probably believe that they
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are cats currently. No.
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You're so around this wall on your right, where it says sales
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where like staff would go three Steve's.
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He's in balaclavas. Come out with their hands on
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their heads like ears. Looking at you going.
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Yeah. And they've got like black and
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white stripes like burglary outfits.
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And so they're dressed as burglars for Halloween and it
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looks like they were trying to break into the diamond bolt bag.
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One of them comes up to Retro with the can and starts rubbing
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up against him. How nice Meow, I'm so conflicted
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as I hate Steve's and yet it's too goddamn adorable.
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I'm going to stick my fist sword through all this Roots role for
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it. That they're not even arisaka
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their Steve's. That's true.
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I did, I did randomly murder. Steve, I'm perfectly fine,
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randomly murdering normal people.
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So I'm extra fine randomly, murdering Steve's.
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I didn't forget about you. I can't watch this.
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I can't watch this. Now Tony 10K, the one closest to
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you, the small one, you you sever his head and the slightly
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bigger one goes and chases the head like it's a toy.
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Oh my God. And now it's upside down playing
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with it. Like it's a ball of yarn this
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head. That's just gross and Lee
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spitting blood all over this room.
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Everyone look away. It'll be fast.
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All right, I get that one. I get that, I get the other cat
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then just throttle, meow this is human.
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And you're going for the one that's playing with the head.
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Yeah. All right.
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Oh yeah, no. You you do very cool.
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So if you want to do something cool to kill both of them, go
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for it. Instruct everyone to look away
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and say, it's a swiftly and one swipe chop both their heads off
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this. They were all to the floor.
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Holy cats. Alright.
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And now, there are just three headless Steve's.
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That thought they were cats in their last moments dead on the
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floor. You beat that combat encounter
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like that. That's not a bad.
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Bad way to go. Yeah, it's better than fear and
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anguish and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Jeb Romy, resist, torture drugs. Oh no.
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Oh yes, ooh, that's a 9. You are not able to resist the
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smell of blood which to you smells like a warm saucer of
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milk. And it's kind of started to
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collect on the ground and you really want to drink it.
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And you can't really stop yourself from doing it.
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I don't know who's gonna loop back up at this point.
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Oh, according this Jeb! No!
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Hay! As you eat safe place from the
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ground, though. It boosts your metabolism and
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the effect of the kitten catch starts to dissipate.
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And now, you just notice that you're eating blood off the
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floor 03:00. My I'm being my sword in the
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table. Hey, hey, I don't know.
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No. All right, all right, all right.
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I'm sorry. Look, honestly wasn't that bad?
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I have recorded this and added it to his file.
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They were you recording that? Well, it was all in my eyeball
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so you don't know that. Then Del gives you a little
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wink, as they like a filling out a report on their tile.
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Okay, grow my own. I gotta say, I don't know.
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When is this trial gonna end? Because I can't sleep.
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I can't keep letting people. It is, it don't sit right with
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me. Don't sit around.
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I'm not sure how the effects will last.
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After you've finished Oh, it may be permanent.
26:18
Excuse me. I mean, it's going to be okay.
26:20
Chet. Oh, okay, King has been drowning
26:23
this entire things. Unconscious as I think over
26:28
their mouth, okay? They have a rebreather on
26:31
goodness, a little bit more reasonable, but Jim's.
26:38
Just drinking blood off the floor.
26:41
Can we save paying for his? Can I just burst this glass?
26:46
Do you want to check the glass first?
26:48
Sure, I checked the glass. All right, Romeo perception
26:50
check. All right.
26:51
You perceive this Glass is very thick.
26:55
It's also made of diamonds because it says, glass made of
26:58
diamonds at the bottom, which means heavily resistant to
27:01
damage. You notice in this room, that a
27:04
lot of shit is made of diamonds. This place is Protecting your
27:08
diamonds with Diamonds. Oh, I like the tagline of the
27:12
bank. Yes, I see.
27:14
I'm glad Mike. Ritz perception.
27:17
Will notice that sign below? The glass that said, glasses and
27:21
made of diamonds? There's your crit also show of
27:23
whether or not if we bust that class at the bomb will go off
27:26
to. I don't think so, but I doubt
27:29
we'll have enough energy to burst this class if it's all
27:32
made of diamonds. But I do see straight diagonal.
27:35
That there's a whole way that leads to the vault so you can
27:37
see diagonally through the tank to a hallway.
27:40
You see the vault door on the other side of the glass, I think
27:44
we just got to go to the Vault and kill any other cats that get
27:48
in our way. Let's go to the Vault then the
27:50
door to the Vault Corridor is locked.
27:54
As we're actually making our way to the Vault.
27:57
I'm gonna pull Iona side real quick.
28:00
Hey Iona, can you get risky to download the last 24 hours?
28:07
Of security footage. Yeah, that seems like something
28:12
risky can do. We just need to get to the
28:15
security office. There's a computer in the sales
28:17
room. Okay.
28:18
I will take risky to the hub and install him.
28:23
Cool! I'll work on the wall pen tool.
28:25
So the risky connects to the computer and it starts
28:29
downloading that information. Romy.
28:32
Go on. Oh, I will roll.
28:34
What do you need me to roll? I was gonna say bureaucracy.
28:37
Okay. Um, I am, I am downloading the
28:40
information to Remy's private server, okay?
28:47
And you do very well. That's a 16, very good.
28:51
Yes, it you get all the information in a usable amount
28:54
of time. What are you looking for in the
28:56
footage, Remy? Well, it came in and left
28:59
possibly during the same time. Guessing the nighttime when ping
29:03
was put in there with a bomb. The footage is missing.
29:06
It's Ship, but you do get a bit of information, you do get a bit
29:11
of video of someone opening the door, you're trying to open with
29:13
a code, a code was that enhance using an ass and you zoom in
29:18
more enhance. And you finally zoom in and
29:20
there is the code 1234. It's the same.
29:24
Could I have in my luggage dear Ronnie bass exact with very low.
29:31
Well, that's my worst girl. Oh, that's a 22.
29:34
You're fine. It was a TV 10 with the code so
29:36
you could At the door opens, at the end of the hall is the vault
29:39
door. The left.
29:40
You can see the window and have a new angle of ping.
29:42
The the I'm I'm sorry, the code to the vault door was one, two,
29:48
three, four. Yeah, but the vault door has a
29:51
different lock. There are two doors in this
29:54
space so I receive of course, very thankful would not you say
30:01
that. Like you say that like that it
30:03
excuses. The from the one, two, three,
30:04
four, but Well, I was I was a guest before, but then thinking
30:12
that the direct door between you and the Diamonds wasn't one,
30:18
two, three, four. Everything's diamonds here.
30:21
I was a little flabbergasted, so, and the vaulter in front of
30:25
you is a little thicker and it has a hand scanner.
30:28
Oh, we haven't run into anybody else except for the cat Steve's.
30:33
Yes, the DM did say that that was an encounter.
30:36
He had planned. For us that we avoided very
30:39
well, can you hack it? I could try.
30:44
Is there security footage of this hallway?
30:47
Yes, enhance. And play it on my face and
30:52
hands. And you see the person put their
30:55
hand up against the wall and tap each of their fingers as if it
30:58
is, 1 2 3 4. I mean you can try it.
31:02
All right? I'll try it.
31:04
Also do we recognize this person now?
31:06
It's the The head. Okay.
31:08
Thanks 22 to cut. Holy shit.
31:11
That's a really good role. It doesn't recognize your hand,
31:15
but it doesn't go off instead. It says tries left to.
31:20
Do you have not set off the alarm?
31:21
Can I see if this person with anywhere else in touched
31:25
anything else in the bank? Yes, I put the hand up to the
31:30
glass and with that other hand, they waved at a fish.
31:33
Okay. I'm going to run back to the in
31:35
a white where I have. Um double stick tape and I will
31:38
double stick tape over my hand to press up against the glass
31:43
and get those fingerprints, slowly peeling it off.
31:46
All right, pushing this doesn't work like in real life, this is
31:51
cyberpunk. So so, so yeah.
31:54
So he's got a robot hand, who knows what I could do with that.
31:57
Oh, yeah, robot here. Yeah, robot tea.
32:00
Yeah, I've got to land, man. Come on.
32:04
You've always something to see if that works.
32:06
Okay? Cybertek 19.
32:08
Yeah, you managed to get a one-time copy of this handprint
32:11
although it will be destroyed when you use it.
32:13
Wait, Did you just wait? Just wait, hold on.
32:18
I another major or minor you want to talk about?
32:22
Well, part of part of my business major.
32:27
No of the, the technical school for grooming and Personal
32:38
grooming and hairstyling we had to study the composition of skin
32:43
tones and the Symmetry and asymmetry of face and hair.
32:48
And so I've spent a lot of time looking at small details of the
32:51
human body. So I would like to be able to
32:54
use composition to copy the fingerprints so we don't lose
32:59
them well for it. Okay.
33:02
Wow. Your old an 11?
33:04
Yeah it's not enough. No.
33:06
I Try to ruin anything. It's just sort of a no yeah I
33:11
tried that'll come in handy in the future.
33:13
I it was assumed. Well it's got a one-time shot
33:17
and ping a guy that much air left.
33:19
So I'm going to go ahead and press my hand out man.
33:23
Cool, press your hand down. Do you tap tap in the order?
33:28
That was designated excellent. The Dooley.
33:32
Hold on. I got one more idea to perhaps
33:34
get us through this. Good luck.
33:48
That's all right. Break legs for any that's not
33:50
hands. It's not a plan.
33:52
What everyone else had plans and I thought I was Missing out.
33:55
So I'm doing the best I can I didn't have a plan Jeff the door
34:00
slides open, thank you for that. It gave me the confidence to do
34:04
it. You're welcome.
34:06
And inside is a big fuck-off, robot fuck.
34:12
Intruder alert intruder alert roll for initiative.
34:17
Damn, Sano odds or evens and odds evens.
34:21
You go s the diamond protector turns to you retro since you at
34:27
the front of the door and the right arm opens to a machine gun
34:31
like gun and it's covered in diamonds.
34:33
And you can see, inside the barrel, the bullets are
34:37
diamonds. And he starts to shoot at you
34:39
and he misses and the Diamonds shoot pass.
34:42
Your head and they stick into the wall and they sound as they
34:46
fly through the air. Like they making music little
34:50
pieces of diamond to just flying past you.
34:52
And it has a rate of fire of two species again and 12.
34:55
You are we needed a 13 so he just misses you with the second
34:59
shot and those sing past your other ear and they twang one of
35:03
your antennae and it bounces back and forth on the top of
35:05
your head and arm does this huge mechanical movement.
35:12
Is it reloads bullets into the Cascade and it puts one hand
35:15
over its face? Is there anything else in this
35:18
room, besides this turret a buttload of diamonds and the
35:22
access port for the tank? There's a lot of on the wall.
35:25
There are lots of safety deposit boxes.
35:27
Hmm, gotcha. Alright, do Russian with my
35:30
flame sword. I rev it up sick and I attack.
35:38
Yeah, 19, that's good. Enough to hit him.
35:41
Where'd you hit him? In the diamond gun in the
35:45
diamond gun. All right, roll damage.
35:49
Unsurprisingly damaged 112 damage right cool.
35:54
You hit his armor and a blade it by 20 to plus T because of my
36:01
claims under the past one tattoo.
36:03
Yeah. So they take 7 damage nice and I
36:07
will swing again. 22, that's way better.
36:13
Do you hit the gun again? Yeah, I don't like that gun and
36:18
also wanted to shoot diamonds up.
36:19
Okay, the the gun gets hit to the ground and he drops the the
36:24
clip that he was attaching must retrieve and he reaches down and
36:29
now he's vulnerable to. My damaged has nine damage.
36:33
I get one bonus, let's just take it one better.
36:35
Yeah. Yeah, I me and he's in the guns,
36:38
not in great, working order and you can't fire the next time he
36:40
has a turn because I dropped the thing on the ground.
36:42
Don't want to get shot by Damon's.
36:44
Oh boy. She really pays.
36:47
Why is Cowboy coming towards me to give you a little kick in the
36:50
ass kissing? Sound effects better sound
36:55
effects? So is there a is there a
36:59
weakness in this guy's armor? It's a just a big hulking robot
37:02
with a diamond Fist and a diamond gun and it looks like
37:06
it's covered in Tech. It's not living at all.
37:08
It is a robot that would just not Diamond know.
37:10
It is covered in diamonds. Doma it is covered there.
37:12
Okay? That's all I'm wondering.
37:13
If there's no, there's no chink. In said, diamond armor.
37:17
You could spend a bonus action to check to see if you can see
37:20
something. I would like to do that, then
37:22
you should and I will 21. Yeah, you noticed that the space
37:26
on the back of his neck now that he's looking down at the ammo on
37:30
the ground. There's a space for his head to
37:32
move up and down and there's no armor there will, you know, they
37:35
say hit him where it hurts 21. The first shot.
37:40
Yeah. Yes.
37:41
That hits. How much damage do you do?
37:43
16 damage? All right, you a blade.
37:45
A good piece of the armor around his neck as at the bullets
37:50
Kim's, there and goes into some of its head if blast through and
37:53
comes out of one of the robots eyes.
37:56
And now the robot only has one eye, so it can only see through
37:59
one side of its face, like sparks fly out of his of his eye
38:02
socket visual error visual error.
38:08
James gonna roll over to the side where he's at.
38:11
That more blinded and take his sake and Shop Pro, you get a
38:14
plus one to hit 19. You him again. 12 damage.
38:19
Very good. All right.
38:20
He's below half health. I'm Gonna Roll.
38:23
Oh that's not good. All right.
38:25
He rolls Heroes badly and the arm that was holding the gun
38:29
shorts out and goes completely straight.
38:31
Like he's T posing and the gun drops on the floor Whiteside
38:36
fault, then they'll grab the gun, use its own weapons Against
38:41
him Vandal will boost with their leg to get all the way to the
38:47
gun. Right?
38:49
And heft have that big diamond gun up.
38:53
All right, roll damage, roll heavy weapons 9.
38:59
They don't roll very well but they do manage to get the gun
39:02
away from the robot. And when firing, they grabbed
39:07
the attention of the diamond protector and it turns towards
39:11
ven Dale, shit. I forgot to say that Vandal,
39:17
activated their, she'll Belt. Look, I have a bonus action and
39:21
they hit their belt. Okay.
39:23
Thank God. The shield pops up in front of
39:25
them. I'm also going to activate my
39:28
shield belt done and I'm going to shoot with my plus 2 pistol.
39:35
So it's 22, that's a 22, you hit righteously roll damage 8 damage
39:41
plus that also gets placed to remember correctly because the
39:44
mou user and damage let's 10 damage you blow out its right
39:49
knee and now the right side of it is fallen and it's now fallen
39:52
on its side, it's very very damaged.
39:55
Little red light popped up from the top of the head and start
39:57
circulating. And we take my second shot at
40:01
the like, on a 1016 and you hit it.
40:04
You hit it 88 damage and it's the light flies off and smashes
40:09
into the one of the boxes in the back and the Box opens and out
40:13
pops. 200 Eddie's and a few diamonds.
40:15
It's now on its last legs, it has very, very, very little
40:18
Health left retro. I would like to use my bonus
40:21
action right to go, a kit and gain control of it.
40:26
All right, well, I'm going to use my science of Robotics sick.
40:31
You roles at 21 and the eye that was Ed's turns green and the
40:36
whole thing goes limp and you get access to some data on the
40:39
inside. You get access to the names of
40:43
few people who own boxes in here.
40:45
One of them is owned by Steve's, the other ones owned by mr.
40:48
Smith. And you also get the code for
40:51
the tank access. Just four, three, two, one.
40:54
Do I have access to be able to move?
40:57
Send commands to it. It's right side.
40:59
Doesn't move. So it can try.
41:00
I have an idea for when we leave cool.
41:04
We have the Code to the tank door.
41:05
Diamond protector is now been incapacitated by retro taking it
41:08
over. And combat is complete.
41:11
I let's see, let's safe ping but then I need to know what's in
41:17
mr. Smith's box.
41:19
Yeah, let's do that. I'll tell you the code so you
41:21
can input it and then alternate you have and go Jep.
41:23
Fucking try to score as many diamonds as you can already
41:26
l.a., you know, least fingers are sticky.
41:28
Do I, do you say that quite enough for me to not hear you?
41:32
Yes. Okay, they are sticky.
41:34
That doesn't this place doesn't seem that secure for fault full
41:39
of diamonds, as full of Corpus. They don't think anyone be dumb
41:42
enough to do it. Yes, but the Steve's did it.
41:45
I think the Steve's didn't have a very good chance against that
41:47
robot. No.
41:48
Just one during a Steve's out of the probably could have done it.
41:51
That it seems like foreshadowing.
41:53
It's just one, just one robot It's just one was this dumb
42:00
robot going to do, is this one? What did you want?
42:03
I'm robot gonna do this? Yes, yes.
42:09
All right. Well, you see the access to the
42:11
tank? Looks like one person can get in
42:12
there at a time, and they're gonna probably have to hold
42:15
their breath to get ping out. And ping has a bomb attached to
42:18
their chest. Oh, I don't breathe.
42:22
Listener. This is the noise of a GM.
42:24
Has forgotten something. Fuck.
42:35
Just go in there and get him. You can't you see that shit?
42:39
Fine. Oh also you can't kill me
42:40
because I'm dead inside. Take risky to help with bomb but
42:46
can your robot head be underwater?
42:49
That was for proof bag around it.
42:52
Yeah I'll put a plastic bag runs.
42:55
This is really if you have a diamond bank, vault gift bag
42:58
wrapped around your head. I feel ridiculous there that'll
43:02
protect Your vents okay. Yeah I'll go and I'll swim and
43:05
I'll get ping as you pull ping out there unconscious.
43:09
But they have a bomb strapped to their chests and in it is a
43:12
canister of sharp diamonds and it's ticking down.
43:16
I've given you risky to help. You remove the bomb, remove the
43:22
bomb. Okay.
43:24
I'll go ahead and I'll carefully open up the bomb to see if I can
43:27
disarm it. Yeah, well basic Tech.
43:32
Well, the whole thing unlocks like it's butter, it just undoes
43:37
from ping and the respirator on their face falls off with it and
43:41
they oh that's horrible. There was a big tube that came
43:48
out of their throat retire, as fast as we could ping.
43:57
We got here as fast as we could. Yes, I'm glad you're okay.
44:02
Don't somebody's hit me on the back of the head, I don't
44:05
remember anything. Whoo, yeah, let me know first
44:10
aid. Oh yeah, yeah, you do you do
44:13
well and you help them get back to a normal breathing, State and
44:16
Europe are most of their damage Metro.
44:19
Thank you. I'm soaking wet.
44:21
They squeeze out some of their shirt on to the ground.
44:24
Oh, I am I here. Yay!
44:27
I don't know what is Jay? It's Halloween.
44:30
That's what I'm ordering. We have been sent on.
44:32
A wild goose, chase to retrieve you and stranger and Vendo.
44:37
And now I believe that there's one more bomb for us to go
44:39
diffuse. Oh oh it's not one of those
44:42
puzzles through a Halloween thing, is it?
44:45
Yeah. They're like riddles riddles
44:48
with bombs at the end. That's really cliched.
44:51
Mmm. Yeah, I suppose it would be fine
44:53
if it was just a first, a Halloween Arc.
44:55
That'd be good. Yeah, I mean, I guess so it's
44:58
good to see you. Yeah, as long as it's not like a
45:00
recurring villain, Yeah, I mean, it gets a little repetitive, you
45:05
know, he done three already. I'm good.
45:07
I do think that there's gonna be at least one more.
45:10
Oh, is that? Is that what this microchip
45:11
around? My neck is, mmm.
45:13
Yeah, there it is. Yep.
45:15
Go ahead and stick that right in retro for the crew on it.
45:18
Yeah, go ahead and stick that right in retro.
45:20
All right, she got right in there.
45:22
Stick arise, get around in there.
45:28
Making me uncomfortable. Oh, you what?
45:31
I want to do a virus. His skin was inserted in my slot
45:35
on my God. All right, do it again before it
45:37
plays 20. Yeah, it's clean but it has a
45:41
biotechnical signature on it and only I know this.
45:44
Yep. Okay.
45:45
I'll start playing it on my face.
45:46
All right. And it plays.
45:49
So now you're a savior. How about that?
45:53
I wonder he made it alive. Can you find the bomb kittens
45:57
and all before we die inside? Our journey is closing.
46:02
More times would be nice but soon it will be done.
46:06
Don't take too long. I've lit the fuse, everyone
46:10
having fun. Jay kinda ran out of Rhymes
46:18
there at the end. Huh.
46:20
A little bit. I have I have been noticing that
46:22
the The Riddles have been. The meter has been falling off a
46:27
little bit. It's I think he's getting tired.
46:31
Yes. And this one seems to be It
46:32
innately shark bomb, die. Wait, are we going back?
46:38
All right, so back to her dressing game, the brain.
46:41
Yes, the strangers Shack, the story.
46:43
I was reading that off of your face.
46:45
Shaq, mom died. It's what is the first letter of
46:48
every line? That seems to be the case.
46:50
Oh, there's an S and there's an h, and an A, and A CI K, because
46:57
kittens. Yeah, Kinsey really make sense
46:59
in that cart and then before, so to the be Distress to get that K
47:04
in there, huh? Yeah.
47:05
I'm going to be R&B. Uh-huh, shark bomb, die, die.
47:12
I feel like to die isn't necessary.
47:14
This kind of implied in the bomb.
47:16
I also thought that it seems like a little bit of Overkill,
47:19
but I do think we need to get to the can before we go to the
47:23
shack, can I, can you help me? Get into this box?
47:27
Yeah, let's let's let's get in the Box.
47:29
Um, Sano. Jeb Would you mind taking ping
47:35
back to Vanna White's as well as the diamond gun and I'll
47:40
whatever else we can pick. Sure.
47:43
I'll take the diamond gun and Jeb you take thing and I'll take
47:47
the rest of the diamonds and not and that's all.
47:51
I'll bring back to Vanna White. Okay, ehem, how many times did
47:56
was I able to grab role at a 10? Okay, brother 6.
48:01
You find 3,000 Eddie's worth of diamonds.
48:04
We've made a lot of money, the Sark.
48:06
Yeah, night cities, expensive less money.
48:09
You know, I've been in a lot of debt this whole Times by true
48:13
you doing really well, you've rolled really well.
48:14
You get that, that's good. So, we'll go ahead and we'll
48:18
open up Smith safety deposit box at the same time, I'm also going
48:22
to talk to Iona. So that chip that I just put in
48:28
Was a bio Technica ship. Okay, okay.
48:32
I don't know if I told you about this, but this mr.
48:36
Smith is trying to get me killed and he works for a biotech
48:42
Mecca. What does he want your job?
48:44
I don't know. But he knows about what we're
48:48
doing. So he's the most logical suspect
48:51
right now. That's now that you've given me
48:53
that piece of information. Maybe I I don't remember what he
48:58
sounds like, but I don't think that it's the way that his voice
49:02
is recorded on those chips. So, I don't think that it's him,
49:06
but it might be connected. Hmm.
49:09
Oh, he was safe, deposit box. I'll let you open that up.
49:13
I'm gonna go get the Steve deposit box.
49:15
All right. In the state deposit, box is
49:17
600, Eddie's, and a diamond. Cool, just one.
49:21
And what's in the Smith box in the Smith.
49:24
Box is a thousand dead. He's fresh bills.
49:27
So there New Eddie's, there is a arisaka badge and a good little
49:33
handful of diamonds probably worth about one and a half
49:34
thousand Dyrdek. I will leave it open but I will
49:37
take the arisaka batch. Okay, it's got mr.
49:39
Smith's face on it and it's from a few years ago.
49:42
Okay. And Remy, you see me just leave
49:44
the room or go as you do that. I go back to the diamond
49:49
protector and I input in commands to have a go crazy and
49:53
start smashing everything up, and to make it look like the
49:57
Steve's and the damn protector, got into a big fight, and that's
50:02
what happened. And we were never here.
50:04
Do we doing battle footage preparing Rampage mode, 10
50:08
minutes and I will briskly walk out whistling, excellent.
50:12
You guys head out to Vanna, White and I assume you got a
50:15
head to. We're going to take stranger and
50:20
ping back to the bar. I'm sorry to Joyce.
50:24
We're going to take stranger and pink to Joyce.
50:26
Hi stranger. I did thing.
50:28
Yeah. Yes.
50:29
Okay. What long story will explain it
50:33
to you when we get to Joyce? Sounds good.
50:36
All right. Should we go?
50:37
Yeah, we got two minutes vrroom. Vrroom?
50:41
Cocky Marie? That's for post em.
50:44
Excellent. Yes.
50:44
They're sounds for posted us driving off.
50:46
Put it on toast, please. I'm gonna put that in post.
50:49
Please put a little bit of vapor wave as well.
50:51
Yeah. Really good tires Screech and
50:54
start playing whoohoo. Yeah, whoohoo Halloween version
50:58
of the Pooh. Its Pooh.
50:59
Hello. Can I have a cup Point?
51:08
Yeah, it's right. Next up on Nolan's.
51:27
Who knew about us in the bar before we got raided by the
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cops, I guess we're just gonna have to figure this out when we
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get there. Sunday driver.
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Jim pulls around, slowly comes to stop turns Vanna, White off
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and Pockets the keys. So who's going to go knock on
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the door. This is all a bad Omen.
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The vandals probably going to go for the biggest one.
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I knew it, I gleefully attack. The other one doesn't make me
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feel any better but okay so weird I don't understand why
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this person is doing this. What is it?
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The possibly gain carefully? Start to go into the bomb and
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then stop I guess it's time to trick or treat.
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Thank you again. So much for listening.
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We literally couldn't do this without you and of course, we'll
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see you next time in night City. Thanks for listening Jim.