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Matthew Chapter 21: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you know what we're doing to do?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, last time we read Matthew chapter 20.
• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We sure spoke then.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and while last time we did an actual like Matthew episode, that is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we did this do a Q&A over little Maddie chapters 19 and 20.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: right and in that episode we had some payroll disputes where where people were getting paid shitty for you know workers rights yeah workers rights was not a thing apparently yeah and trickle down economics didn't work very well back then apparently I don't know a thing or things things we didn't like it it wasn't cool
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: and whether you're a good guy all your life or your nasty murderer, rapist, peto, all your life but then like in the 11th hour which we learned what that means, you decide suddenly to get straight right before you die, like an hour before you die.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Either way, and you get to go to heaven.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right, and then Jesus predicted he's gonna die.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, for the third time.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, there's whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it was, it was the third time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't believe that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't like that this was written by people who weren't math you after math after Jesus died by quite a few years and I feel like this was just, you know, shoved in there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it was clearly shoved in there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It didn't like have anything to do with what was going on before or after.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The first time I got mentioned, it felt very forced, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, so did the last time I got mentioned.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I was just saying like the first time definitely was like, whoa, what's going on here?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The fuck is this?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, by the way, out of the blue, I'm going to die and things are going to happen.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then the chapter ended very abruptly with two blind guys getting healed and recognizing him as a son of David.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I think two blind mice, two blind guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So that was Matthew chapter 20.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It sure is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck was.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which means that today we're getting into.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Little Maddie chapter 21.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're doing this live on discord, which if you're not here tonight, you should have been here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you missed the prize.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Can be here next time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And all you have to do is click on the link for our discord in the show notes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you could be here.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's every Tuesday at 10 p.m. Eastern and sometimes kid makes a random appearance.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and sometimes we start the podcast an hour and a half later than we want to do.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because kid has things to say.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that stuff happens.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so we're doing the chapter 21, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, it's book art.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Matthew, let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, don't keep.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the way this starts just like as they approached.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay, see there's different ways to do it like I just didn't I just like set it
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I did it and I sang it and the way I said it was more fun because it's more reflective of just how out of the blue it is.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, okay.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know we have to keep in mind that these like were just one long scroll and like wherever they like got to an end point.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's where the chapter ended and started.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I recognize that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But even so I'm like, what?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Who?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Where?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: As they approached.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll find out who you're probably.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, little Matty, chapter 21.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They approached Jerusalem and came to Beth's page on the Mount of all of Jesus sent to disciples, saying to them in red ink.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's really good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Go to the village of Hediya and at once you will find a donkey tied there with her cult by her with her what cult cult Tell it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't it cult like a man horse?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also a gun, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yeah, right untie those fuckers and bring them to me
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  [SPEAKER_00]: the, the donkey and the colts and tie the donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We wait.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll find a donkey with a colt by her.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the donkey is a girl and then the colt is a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So untie them, bring them to me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If anyone says anything to you, say that the Lord needs them and he'll send them right away.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go steal me some.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I got news for you if you pulled out on me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not gonna work.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not how I am.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, go steal me that donkey and her baby and bring them over here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And if anybody stops you, just be like, no God, God needs them.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's when I call the police because I'm like, fuck off.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: 9-1-1 somebody just stole my fucking donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this took place to fulfill what was spoken through the profit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Divory, we first saw that in the old Testament.
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: They said, so my God, steal a donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait, no, a cold is a boy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, thank you.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Filly is a girl on a full as a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: See, I said a cold is a boy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But, but Polly also says that that's horses and doesn't know his same for donkeys.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but see, it says find a donkey tied with her cult by her.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So there's a donkey who's a girl, and she's got a cult.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I thought she's got her move.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And a man who has to get serious or bow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: her boyfriend?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Her boyfriend, her man horse.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the donkey is a girl and she's got a man horse.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if there's horses.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: They untied them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They stole them in the name of God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I'm just seeing like I was right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't even fucking know horses.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: A cold is a man horse.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you, are you allowed to steal if you just claim it's in the name of God?
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently that can get away with that shit, but they were back then.
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: This was a few thousand years ago Right, I don't think that would fly Jesus straight up home.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Does it go steal all these go still me that donkey in her cult right?
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, it's okay because it's God, you know, so I don't know what I'm hearing is that if you just invoke God, no, but this took its shit
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But you have to find one that was already written about in the Old Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This took place to fulfill a spoken through the prophet.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to find in the Old Testament where I says it somewhere.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And that thing, then you can steal.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, Christians cherry pick this shit all the time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I could find a way to make a work.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, like, I can't just steal anything you have to make it work with the old test.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, like, you can take, like, Matthew chapter one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You, there's a that in there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then if you take, like, Matthew chapter one.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, stop.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, you're being stupid.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, no, I can make it work.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I can get this to get this to get.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I could get this to be beneficial for me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're, they at least have words that we're all in the same sentence.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not even trying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, look.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're stealing fucking horses.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: In the name of God damn God.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a donkey and a cult.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a fuck what they are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're stealing them.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They are, but listen, this is a place to fulfill.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's broken, spoken through the prophet.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, now here's the quote.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Say to daughter Zion, see your king comes to you, gentle and writing on a donkey, and on a cult, the full of a donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're back to Colt is a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But now it's a full cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a baby male horse.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The cold is the full of the donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The cold, the full of the so okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the cold is the baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is where it's a male baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a man, baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a baby.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Either way, we never changed from the donkey as the girl.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you know what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're all asses.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah!
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Look for guard.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: The disciples went and did as Jesus had instructed them, oh, I'd be scared.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that course thevery... You want to love me scared.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus already chastizes them, but we're every fucking thing.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But listen, I think that course thevery probably would have got you in a big trouble back then.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But God, you know, God said I was okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They brought the donkey and the colt and placed their cloaks on them for Jesus to sit on.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: You haven't forgotten.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're easy to sit bare back and have Jesus sit on any old ass, you know, a very large crowd spread their cloaks on the road while others cut branches from the trees and spread them on the road.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The crowds that went ahead of him and those that followed shouted, Hosanna to the son of David, blessed as he who comes in the name of the Lord, Hosanna in the highest heaven.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, they're laying things in the road in front of him as he's going along on his ass on his stolen ass I still want ass.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, huh.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they're cloaks.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: They put their cloaks up his this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why they're excited with because no one didn't even worry about this shit for like 40 more years because listen because listen Okay, because it said in the old testament somewhere that this was gonna happen and they're like holy fuckers happening put your cloak down To happen it happening
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  [SPEAKER_01]: or at the very least, Jesus said it was happening, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: When Jesus entered Jerusalem, the whole city was stirred and asked, who was that?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, who the fuck is this?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The crowd's answered, this is Jesus, the prophet from Nazareth and Galilee.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that guy.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, next section.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus entered, oh, he is he's gonna throw tables.
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is my favorite bet.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: because it's a good meme, it's a good guess.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 9:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there because they were, you know, you know, how do you?
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all right.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was like, I wanted what this scene looks like.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, God damn it, you're doing it wrong.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not supposed to be doing this shit in this temple.
• 9:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get the fuck out.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: He overturned the tables of the money changers.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He overturned it through that fucking table.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the benches of those sewing doves.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not supposed to be selling in here.
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's hollering at them.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, stop.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he said in red ink, it is written.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: My house will be called a house up prayer, but you're making it a den of robbers.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Mother fuckers.
• 10:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: See?
• 10:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's now wrong.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is right on this.
• 10:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're taking their word for it.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, okay, no, what I mean to say is that if this was happening, which I mean must be honest, the Israelites were always doing some stupid shit, sure, always messing about in their temples and doing whatever they wanted, assuming that that happened.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus or whomever would have been right to say, y'all not supposed to be someone shit in here.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's back this up just a second.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because in my opinion, and I'm just basing this on what we have read thus far, Jesus is kind of a dick with regards to what is normal in Jerusalem at this point in time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's upending all this shit.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he just comes in here and starts throwing tables.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And these people are like, what the fuck, man?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because he did just he didn't just force him into the town like he didn't even walk in and be like, hey You all got to the town a fucking three to get rid of your shit.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm coming back tomorrow You are not supposed to be doing this and my father's house by heating and giving him a chance to put
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And let's just assume, let's just assume for a second that you're looking at this as that guy is breaking the fucking Sabbath the work He's like he's done all his shit.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's breaking all these fucking commandments and everything He'll even die and now he comes in here and throws tables over what the fuck is this guy up to this guy is not he's not he's not he's not he's not good He's not good.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and I agree with you.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is quite the asshole the uppity asshole even.
• 11:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he writes an ass
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: But in this particular case, he wasn't wrong.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not supposed to be doing marketing in the temple.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm big, but again, we're having to take their word for it.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So take who's word for what?
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Bible.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, listen to me, I'm not following you.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're having to take the Bible's word for it that this was happening, that they were selling, or we're having, what is it saying?
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that Jesus was walking and doing this thing, that was, like,
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, this could all be a contrived story.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: This could all be something that is not actually as bad as it sounds.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: It could be them blowing this way out of proportion because that's kind of the whole point of this.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're trying to make points that maybe don't exactly exist.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I agree with you.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the Israel lights have been up until this moment, even though I agree with you, that Jesus is an uppity asshole.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: the Israelites have been doing everything incorrectly.
• 12:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I can see, like, they were always doing shit that they were supposed to be doing in the temples.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Again, okay, I'm not trying to be combative here.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just trying to say, you're basing this on the Old Testament and what we've read of the New Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, in the Old Testament, the Israelites were always doing shit stupid.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And in the Old Testament, generally when they were doing stupid shit,
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: it was something that was written about hundreds of years after the fact to explain some bad period, they went back and re-explained it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's not like they knew these things were happening, they had to come up with reasons why they happened.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what I'm saying is that this is another possible case of them injecting a reason.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna just agree to just agree with you.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just offering my perspective.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: As I see it.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got it.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, either way, I think we both agree that Jesus is a schmuck.
• 13:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, for sure.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyways, the blind and the lane came up to him at the temple.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, any
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, he's like fuck these fuck those fuck them fuck all these people.
• 14:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, but you're blind and lame.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Come here.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got you.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but when the chief priest and the teachers of the law saw the wonderful things he did and the children shouting in the temple court, who's on to the son of David.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were in jail.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were like, how dare he be a good guy doing good things.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're evil.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which, you know, we already covered before that.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they actually fucking weren't.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I was kind of getting at with the what I was saying before too.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is all of an interpretation from their point of view.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're using too many pronouns.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is all an interpretation from the point of view of the people who wrote Matthew.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I agree with you.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree with you.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree with you.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree with you.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, right, so they're like, how dead.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: But really they were like, as you said, this guy, he's crazy, and he's doing all kinds of bullshit and throwing shit around.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now he's out here, right, in the middle of our market day and our temple and stuff, and he's just,
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wouldn't supposedly, right?
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, he wouldn't be supposedly in my opinion.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's doing it right there, so wouldn't you be able to just see these performing miracles?
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know, because nobody seems to have seen him done it.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's problematic, right?
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's all these people laying roads for him and watching him turn over tables, and then he heals some people, but no one writes it down.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, the disciples ever seem to witness it.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a one.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: But hey, whatever.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: So do you hear what these children are saying?
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: They asked him, yes, so Jesus and Red Inc. Have you never read from the lips of children and infants you, Lord, have called forth your praise.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you left them in one out of the city to Bethany, where he spent the night.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay, all right, so anyway, he's like read the Bible and they're like Right, you're doing a lot of shit wrong Jesus Yeah, okay, so next section early in the morning Yeah They're singing sublime.
• 16:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, how's that song?
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know the word so it's not sunshine in place or maybe it is I don't know fucking camera it doesn't matter if you don't know the song no I know but like I can picture it but I can't get the words okay anyway
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Love me one.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You aren't going to drop it.
• 16:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, okay.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, early in the morning as Jesus was on his way back to the city He was hungry.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: That happens to me every day Every day I'm hungry.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like man that flipping table is just saying coming all worked up.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to get some food
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: See it a fig tree by the road.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He went up to it that found nothing on it except leaves.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: God damn empty fig trees.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god You know what there was exactly one day that we had Blackberry or whatever while berry things growing on that bush in the back.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a very bush whatever It's and I stood there for about 20 minutes picking them off of their eating them because I knew I knew that they wouldn't last
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: they don't.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were gone the next fucking day.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now they're just gone till next year.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Such bullshit.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Such fucking boo-hoo makes me so mad.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta get out there and like put them in a jar and then like save them and you know, do shit.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, there weren't enough even for that because all the fucking rain and stuff had knocked them all on to the ground and the fucking birds and the squirrels and shit right they had all got at him.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was not a lot left.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So anyway, he's hungry and he sees a fucking victory in its empty.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I can see if he's frustrated why you would feel this way.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's empty except for leaves.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he said to it in red ink may you never bear fruit again.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he was pissed.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where's I said, may you always bear fruit forever?
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And especially can you do it again tomorrow?
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do I have to wait a year?
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, my curse is so much different from his curse.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: He was like, fuck this fucking tree.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where's I'm like, I love this tree.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wish it would do better.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm better than Jesus, right just so you know Immediately the tree fucking withered he killed a goddamn tree and a temperature Wow When is this hungry just like it won't it it doesn't have food and these like fuck you tree
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's like, that's like, you go to McDonald's, right?
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's closed.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're like, fuck this fucking McDonald's.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then in your anger, you make, um, you make, um, like, I don't know, Stephen King rocks and shit fall all over it.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, and carry, like, it stones.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, and then, so that McDonald's can never serve you fries.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, how was that helpful?
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That seems a lot more difficult than just like lighting a match.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you went to the rocks and like how how are you gonna like that just logistically Like you you put a spell on it and you close down to McDonald's forever.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we're we're atheists So we don't believe it smells so fires in a lot easier you are being combative tonight
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just saying like it's not that I suggest that it seems counterproductive to throw a fit and close a tree down or McDonald's down forever.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I agree.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like just go to a different location either way.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: or wait it out, either way.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: When the disciples saw this, they were amazed.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: How did that century where they're so quickly they asked?
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't ask.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's in a bad mood.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He might curse your ass.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus replied in red, truly I fucking tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to this victory, but also you can say to this mountain, go throw yourself into the sea and it'll be done.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you tell me people, if you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hold on, okay, I'm done.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm done.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I cannot.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: These fucking, if you have real faith, they can move mountains.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: They can, they can, they can wither a fucking wither a tree.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could put rocks on a McDonald's.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why the fucking mission?
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like why, why is no one tried this?
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't read this anymore.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to read the rest of this chapter.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I can't, I can't.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I can't do that.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I'm sorry.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That just piss me the fuck off.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you do magic and you believe in magic Then magic magic you stupid fuck.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't realize a prayer or meant you could do magic Well apparently it does this is pissing me off.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's interesting.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess I guess more the full eye, you know
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: more the full eye because if I only had the faith I could have made the mulberry's grow on the west.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And moved mountains also and and also paid our rent.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: without asking for help yeah which just to be clear atheist came to our rescue there for the for the most part yeah yeah atheist and deconstructing right yeah and people who are fans of us right and yeah just like to point that out I just would like to also thank you again and thank you again yes
• 21:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so this this may be so angry don't tell me because you know what this this gets into the well if you just had more faith your child wouldn't have disease stupid fuck yeah if you just prayed harder wife your nephew wouldn't have type one diabetes it's your fault you're the reason this terrible messaging
• 22:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And also there are no instances of it actually happening.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what always bothers me.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the problem.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, so people will say that all the time, right?
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then if you take the Bible, they're like, you can move mountains.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can weather a tree.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, well, if you can't, then you obviously just don't have enough faith, right?
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all it is.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're just not trying hard enough.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just don't believe strong enough.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to try harder.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's just a way that like you can never win.
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can never be good enough.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can never be fully faithful to this God because even in the feats that he says that you should be capable of, you can never achieve it.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So therefore, you can never be that.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just a terrible fucking message to people.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's your own fucking fall, every bad thing that ever happened to you.
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, my parents are super hard core mega-tastic.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And my mom has had breast cancer.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: And my dad had skin cancer removed.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess, of course, the argument is well, but they live through it because of their faith.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, well, maybe if God wasn't such a fucking dick, they wouldn't have had it in the first place, but what the fuck do I know, right?
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, this book is.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every chapter makes me more angry, and I have less patience for it, but this really ticked me off.
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 23:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, fuck this tree, and I'm weathered, and they're like, oh, how'd that do?
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, because I played more of the fuckers.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, oh, okay, Jesus entered the temple courts and while he was teaching, the chief priests and the elders of the people came to him.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: By what authority are you doing these things?
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: They asked.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, why did you kill that tree?
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And who gave you this authority?
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a guest to his answer.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was the demons.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus replied, I'm ready.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will also ask you one question, tip of tap.
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you're a guest.
• 24:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you answer me, I will tell you by what authority I am doing these things.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: John's baptism.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Boom.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where did it come from?
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was it from heaven?
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're a human origin.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why are we going back to John's baptism?
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are we talking about John the baptism?
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck is?
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was a human, right?
• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So human.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did I pass?
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's what it was.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: They discussed it amongst themselves and said, If we say from heaven, he will ask them why didn't you believe him.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if we say a human origin, we are afraid of people.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: For they all hold that John was a prophet.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so so they they're basically like God Jesus God us in a real box So they answer Jesus.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no Then he said and red ink neither will I tell you about whether authority I am doing these things Nanny, nanny, boo, boo stick your head into you You didn't answer me, so I don't answer you I'm sorry, but I I view I don't know as an answer
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do, too.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a very helpful thing.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's choosing his choosing and return to still not answer them.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't, I don't.
• 25:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whether they're choosing to answer with I don't know because of political reasoning or because they're avoiding like whatever.
• 25:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's don't answer.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you truly don't know, then you truly don't know.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, but he was like, pick A or B and they said not C dog.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, mm, mm.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said A or B.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So fuck off and die.
• 26:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but regardless, he's choosing out the answer to the question.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will be fair.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I added the scene song.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if he was mocking them.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's the tone that seems correct.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because here it is without the scene song tone.
• 26:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't know.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: They answered.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he said, neither will I tell you by what authority I am doing these things.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you can see why I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because that's what it sounds like, right?
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, we're about to get into a parable now.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ready?
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love Jesus parables.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, he talking.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's all red.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you think?
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a man who had two sons.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, OK.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anytime you walk up to me and you go, what do you think?
• 26:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to be like, you could stop right now.
• 26:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm too tired for this.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are at a coffee.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: is not that's what I think.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a man who had two sons.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, is this the prodigal one?
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to wither a fucking tree.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could tell you that right now.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a man who had two sons.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: He went to the first and said, son, go and work today in the vineyard.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will not be answered, but later he changes
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then the father went to the other side and said the same thing.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He answered, I will, sir, but he did not go.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's not the protocol.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait you, the two did what his father wanted.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the first one, I guess.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, the first, the answered.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he worked in the field, right?
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus said to them, truly I tell you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: for John came to you to show you the way of righteousness and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the prostitutes did.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm fit.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm fit.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: A little lost on that one.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm fit.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll tell you that right now, I'm not getting the quarterly.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: What is the pair of my life?
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: How does it match?
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Makes no sense to me.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is the lesson?
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's obviously gonna have to be a Q&A because I have no clue.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounded like he said, there was a fox and a whale and then the fox, what did it say?
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they were like, you got it, you got it, you got it!
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he was like wrong, the turtle rode the hair.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's some meaning there.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but that's like without any explanation.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what the pans are hung above the stove.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The spoons are in the drawer.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: How many chips are in my pocket?
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know this is this is one of my biggest complaints with the Bible.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just say the fucking just say it Yeah, just tell us what the fuck why do we got to play around with words?
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why do we got to play around?
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen guessing here's the answer and and fucking metaphors that are meant for 2000 year old audiences Well, listen, here's the answer.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're out of Solsa.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't have any chips in my pocket That's the answer
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, um, I'm gonna have to look it up.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand what that parable is.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but now we get another one.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, great.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Listen to another variable.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says I'm red sure.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was a wind owner who planted a vineyard, you know, vineyard very exciting.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, right automatic shorthand.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: We all know about the vineyards.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He put a wall around it dug a wine press in it and built a watch tower.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, he's trying to keep people out.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, stay out of my fucking vineyard.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Leave my grapes.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: God damn neighbors.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm making all the wine and you can't have it unless you.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, where I live, if I was growing grapes, I too would be a little protective of them because our neighbors are too close.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want them other migrapes.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just saying.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, I think some other than our maga.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could be.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could be.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I do not want maga people getting my grapes.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he rented the vineyard to some farmers and moved to another place.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: When the harvest time approached, he sent his servants to the tenants to collect his fruit.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: the tenants sees the servants.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They beat one killed another and stoned a third.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Christ.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he sent other servants to them more than the first time.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the tenants treated them the same way.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Last of all, he sent a son to them.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: They'll respect my son, he said.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But when the tenants saw the son, they said to each other, this is the heir, come.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's kill him and take his inheritance.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, these are some murdering folks.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I go well.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, you, you rented your house out to some bad tenant.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they took them and threw them out of India to kill them.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Therefore, the owner of the vineyard comes.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: What will he do to those tenants?
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if he is even going, that sounds like a really bad move.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, if he ain't calling 911, I can tell you he's getting on his horse and his cult and his donkey with his guns and he's coming in with the blazing as what he's doing.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's my guess if he didn't call 911.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what do you think he did?
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is the...
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is just a bad move.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like...
• 31:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why you would do that.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like whatever we guess is wrong because Jesus is doing a Gacha.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like what Matthew writers are trying to pretend that the Pharisees were doing.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Pharisees were doing the Gacha.
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not Jesus.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, no, Jesus right here.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's doing Gacha's.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, again, again.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure that there are some interpretation that...
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: interpretations that are going to make this make a little bit more sense, but either especially at the Q&A and either way these guys are going to guess wrong.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, they're gonna get wrong.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It still goes to my point.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why does this have to be so fucking vague?
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why not just spell it out?
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're like, why do we have to guess at what your meaning is instead of just saying what your fucking meaning is?
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why can't God be magical and have all the powers and write a new book that I don't have to fucking, you know, do a Q and A over.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like at least you could write a modern version so that the metaphors make sense to us.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, every hundred years, I think, because language is living and it changes.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And society, you know.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're good.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've got all the fucking power.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're so magical, God.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're important to your people.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're the magicaliest unicorn that ever reign books.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, all you do is write a book.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's just glitter with the fuck.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so this is their answer.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, he will bring those wretches to a wretched end they replied and he will rent the vineyard to other tenants who will give him his share the crop at harvest time.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, okay.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's going to bring those wretches to a wretch of us.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's going to kill those bastards.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's their guess.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus said to them, have you never read in the scriptures, the stone, the builders rejected has become the cornerstone, the Lord has done this and it is marvelous in our eyes, therefore I tell you that the kingdom of God will be taken away from you and given to a people who will produce its fruit.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: anyone who falls on this stone will be broken to pieces.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyone on whom it falls will be crushed.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on, is he saying that the people that stole the farm out from this guy are fucking the righteous Jesus people?
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have no idea.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what he's saying?
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't follow this at all.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: The guys that are killing people that get sent to collect the this guy owns this property.
• 33:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: These are, this is what Jesus' people are.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're just fucking thieves who come in and steal a goddamn religion and then kill you if you decide that you shouldn't fucking follow it because that sounds a little on point actually.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I really couldn't even tell you, I'm going to have to cue the fuck out of this to get some things.
• 34:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: When the chief priests and the Pharisees heard Jesus' parables, they knew he was talking about them.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess they did.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: They looked for a way to arrest him, but they were afraid of the crowd because the people held that he was a prophet, the end.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ah, that's convenient.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he dies real soon.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because those guys are like, we got this guy's got it.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, this guy's done.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: This fucking guy.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you hear what he said?
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he fucking cries, man.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this guy.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: This fucking guy.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's, he's, he's something.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's killing trees and tables and trying to make fools out of us and.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, we're just trying to be as real lights over here.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just trying to do our things or our y'all way things.
• 34:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this guy is very just, Jesus is very fucking disruptive and rude.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and I get that people like that, but like, at the same time, why are you going to be so disruptive?
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And why can't you just say, I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the he killed a tree and he stole horses.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He stole horses, he killed a tree.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He worked on the Sabbath.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: What is this guy?
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, I can't if I want to, I'm the son of God.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but I think that's what, like, a lot of the pastors and preachers kind of lean into.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a rebel.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's doing these these, he's bucking the system, he's getting the throne.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's doing the whole, you know, he's changing everything up, because God's changing everything up, but he's going to die for our sins, and all the things, right?
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's draining the swamp.
• 35:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And, and I'm just sitting here listening to it and I'm like,
• 35:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't feel like this is all good.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: This doesn't feel right to me.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he doesn't y'all weigh.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could tell you that much.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I said, I'm going to say it every chapter for the rest of the new testament.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus and y'all weigh are not the same.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: They are two separate entities and you can take your fucking Trinity and shove it up your ass because it doesn't exist.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is like the no way.
• 36:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the Norway.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, anyway, that was Matthew, right?
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was Matthew chapter 21.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure's fuck was.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we will be back next time with.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Little Matty Chugger 22 if I can bear it because I'm telling you, I'm about dumb with this fucking book.
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: This piss me off.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have zero patience at this point for it.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, guys, we'll see you then.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.