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Last time a no latency, Deborah you, okay.
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You seem to be getting the wigglies.
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I just, you know, I took that pill but I'm honestly feeling
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great. Where none of you ever listening
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to anything? Stranger said, so we are tasked
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with finding as many vending machines as possible, so that we
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can recreate a way to get Domino back.
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All right. Shall we go to Clive, must be
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quite the Arms Dealer. They To meet you jeopardize.
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Our, I'm Clive. Pretty important weapon to me
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and I'd like it back. Yeah, no, I sold the vending
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machine. I hooked him up with a
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collector, jakey's. We can get that out of there.
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You are coming with us and I want you to hatch a foolproof
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plan and if not, we're putting Vanna White up for sale.
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I honoring. Jeb, you've had it off in a taxi
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to go and check out the collectors mansion and so we'll
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get to you in a minute. However, retro and Sano headed
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out to find who took that green gun.
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You guys are in Vanna White driving out to the address that
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Clive. The shop owner sent you on your
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device. It's a sovel apartments and pods
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building, building them a 16 and you guys are driving along
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through the streets of night City and retro, you get a phone
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call. I'll just take it as safely as
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possible. While driving Moshi, Moshi.
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Hey Bing. What's, what's what's up?
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Strangers taking you out of the basement.
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So I'm I'm sorry but you know how to find so much alike.
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What what Not strangers, never to stay and and you have to stay
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hidden and it's the only hidden room I know about.
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So you're out my man, I'll come on.
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Oh, I could just stay in the corner.
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I need her to Boston, so as soon as possible, of course you can
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stay. I owe you so much, but business
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is business. Okay, thanks, thanks, I'm not
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throwing you out tonight. You've got definitely You find
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place. I really hope.
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Yeah. I'll I'll have to look at the
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screen sheets. I guess.
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This is weighing pretty heavy. He's just out of nowhere.
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Okay, I'll get back to you on that.
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Okay. And I, you know, let me know.
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Find a vending machine. Yeah, I'll do that.
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Right? Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Totally fine. Awesome.
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Never better. You have a cheery face emoji on
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your television screen because that is probably going on at the
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same time. I'll just kind of bump my head
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on the side of the Vanna White as we're driving and let it just
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and have it. Go back to my regular face and
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have it like order actually no when I bought my head it'll do
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that TV snow and then it'll just be a happy face the Good old.
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Yellow happy face, though. No, I'm fine total.
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Good. What was the call about?
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Did it involve our mission? No.
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I I have to find a new place to live Ping's kicking me out of
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the basement. Hmm.
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That is hard. Yep I like pink so I don't want
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anything to happen to them have the same thing that happened
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with Trevor. So being murdered by me pretty
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much yeah. Hmm.
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Well, I hope that does not happen.
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You never tell what these Samurai could never tell.
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My only mother who I need to murder.
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I'm surprised you haven't killed me yet.
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No we are technically teammates though.
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I may not just like you because of your Oddities, I will not
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murder you. Unless I am asked to or paid
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too. Prim what are you or you
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jeopardize the mission but you get in my way ball.
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Yeah. Can you just write me an entire
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list? So that way I know exactly what
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the reason is. You're going to kill me for
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look. I am an assassin.
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This is what I know best. I'm not used to working with
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others, especially others, so different for myself.
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You know see reading a lot of books, maybe some self-help or
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how to make friends would be a good book to read.
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Are you saying, I do not have any social skills?
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Exactly. That I could not be mad at you
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about. I was not trained to have social
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skills. I was trained to kill and to
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murder to not ask questions. Well, how about this?
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How about this? Why don't you take control of
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the radio? And we'll find something to get
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a are like cells, boost it up for we go and knock over.
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This is ganks Hartman or whatever.
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All right, you took charge of the radio.
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I don't like music. Okay.
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This is a good time to find something that you do like.
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I don't really listen to it. Okay, if I'm here I'll do it.
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I'm going to switch over to like some kind of like early 1990s,
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grunge Rock, remedy time. You rolled a 3.
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So you accidentally took it to your hand-washing site.
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What is this? This, this is our Pump Up.
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The Jam music. Alright, I'm just going to
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start, I trying to rock out to it.
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I could get pumped to this. I suppose.
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That is Headbang along with it. Just kind of watch my head.
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Yeah, it's new. Its music.
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Yes. Listen to it.
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It sounds nice. Sure, sure.
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This will suffice. If this is what people listen
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to, It's All the Rage now, wonderful, wonderful.
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And before we roll in there, guns a-blazing of for the sorts.
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I just want to let you know though, I will kill you if you
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get in my way, I am sorry for yelling. ecology, prematurely
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accepted wonderful. Now we are on the same.
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Terms will be tombs one. Babe, I'm sure.
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Chop. There we go.
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You know, go down tipping at some point.
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I don't know if I do, but none. None, let's go.
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And you try to Corner past the light head onto an on-ramp and
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sales through the city off towards sovel apartments and
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pods pod Building 16 All right, Iona.
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Listen, you take a notes. This is how you case of joy.
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You understand, I've done this plenty of times all over the
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city usually on the outskirts, but it's simple.
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The very first thing you're going to want to do is take a
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nice wide berth, the exterior. See the get a whole layout of
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the entire place before the next step.
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That's to figure out the, the layout of the place.
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Is that correct? Well, you're catching on
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quickly, that's good. Good, keep going.
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Keep going. You see next what you're going
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to want to do is find out exactly where your objective is
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located. A soloist room, which room the
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vending machine is in what? Great job?
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Yes, absolutely. Okay.
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I'm going to want to do is you're going to want to detail.
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You want to get a detailed list of exactly what kind of hurdles
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only in your mind. Okay.
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All right. Jeb you don't listen to me when
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I talk to you. I'm sorry, what was that?
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So you do know that I have heisted this place before,
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right? You do know that we stole
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something from the midnight Market before, right?
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Yeah, that so you do know. No, you do know.
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You know well that's why I eat your that's why you're you're
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here with you. So I could show you right the
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market. So you want to remind me exactly
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what you did last time. Absolutely.
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So I'm gonna pull out the ticker tape from from Remy's ass from
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the first time we hoisted this joint.
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And so We're in the taxi and I pull it out and I like roll it
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out in front of Jeb. So this this is the layout.
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This is the first floor. This is the second floor.
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This is the basement floor and this is the top floor.
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And the only thing up, there is the office.
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Well, shit. I all this is, I mean, I don't
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know how else to say it. This is extremely helpful.
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Exactly, that's why I went with you.
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Right. So where exactly is this vending
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machine that we're trying to get and that's why we're going right
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now because what's going to happen is that you and I are
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going to show up, you are going to pose.
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As my bodyguard, we are going to ask the receptionist for a list
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of items that are on auction for tonight.
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So we can prepare ourselves and get to know really what what we
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want to bid on and then if at all possible, we will We'll get
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to take a look at the floor and if the vending machine is on the
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floor, we will know exactly which room it is in on the
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didn't floor. Exactly.
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Unless it is in the basement. Now I don't know how exactly did
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that. Last Heist.
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Go for you. There were some mistakes made.
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Yes we did lose a valued member of the team, but they were due
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for Deaf. Anyway, we mostly snuck out the
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back but came out unscathed. Mmm, I was not present.
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That is true before. Then Del there was Dash, and we
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did lose stash in this last preceding.
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I am not that Tim competent. Exactly.
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Dash was the whole reason we were, in the situation SEC.
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You're going to go ahead and just Blaine one of the other
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teammates. Jeb, I would shut your fucking
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mouth because you have no idea what happened.
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I'm just, I'm just trying to look out for me and the rest of
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the team. I don't want any tab, I will
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Sacrifice you if I need to. Yes, behind now.
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Let's jump. Now, jump do not get me wrong.
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This relationship as you've said, previously is built on
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trust. That's right.
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And I will trust you. But I will also leave your
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fucking ass behind. Well I've got a proven track
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record of getting in grabbing the goods and getting out.
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Most sounds good could be nothing for you to worry about
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good as long as you do your job. Well, let's go ahead and do our
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jobs then she'll. There we go.
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And walk into the front entrance and Brazen as hell.
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Now, just hold you back a little bit.
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Don't you have? Do remember You are posing as
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security for me. So, do not mouth off because
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that will not look good for me. Yeah.
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Alrighty got one of them fancy biotechnical jackets.
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I can wire. I have an extra pin.
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I pull it out of my bag and put it on your duster.
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Mmm we'll put on the lapel of your gesture and that's fine
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because you can look a sketchy as you want.
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As long as you work for me higher Dale, I understand,
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Should I take the taxi driver? Yes, please, okay.
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Taxi door, closes behind you and you walk into a large Courtyard.
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Outside is a collector's mansion.
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In front of you is an incredibly ostentatious 3D Fountain.
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A spits virtual water because that's too expensive to actually
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run and at the front of the door, there are two men.
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Clad in what looks like Stone early.
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What I was first going to continue walking through the
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door opens and they are. You closely.
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In front of you, is a huge lobby with big tall columns on either
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side. Holding up a large Gallery.
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Floor above you. And, in front of you, is a
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reception desk, is a femme person, standing at attention
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filing their nails. Is it, is it the same one as
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last time? It's the same one as last time,
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okay? Okay.
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Oh, I woke up as it going to mention.
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Yes, thank you so much. We are just here to get a
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listing of what's on for tonight before beforehand and wondering,
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if we could get a little tour to see exactly what the goods are
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before. We joined tonight, you had a
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ticket for tonight. Yes, vendor and our Taps a
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little on their tail. I take it will cost
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requisitions, icing, lot of them that it is that it is okay, I
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just nod. And they can send the
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requisitions in right away and you hear a beep happen on the
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receptionist desk. Oh, Pesco, correct.
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Hello laughs. Welcome.
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Welcome in. Biotechnical.
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I see what So, you're here for the big vehicle sale tonight?
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Yes, we are looking to pick up a vehicle for What could be, you
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know, out-of-district travel, perhaps in District?
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But we would like to see what's going on tonight.
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That's what would like to acquire a list, please.
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Well, there's eggs once we saw, I guess, one thing.
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Do you have any vending machines that?
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Sorry, about Technica, personal personal.
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Bodyguard just wondered. I don't have any hmm.
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Vending machines. On the docket.
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Are you going on all good? Let's move out.
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But is anyone there? Come on sale for tonight and but
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it's mostly specialist Parts, which is quite exciting, for
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some people. And then that guitar.
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He's still here. It's our own and I oh, isn't it
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awful? It is.
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It's sad, but it's unlucky. So it's still in the same room.
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It's the like, are it's there. It's the job.
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We send our regards to the most annoying.
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It's very funny and do they come out with any less look than
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before. Normally one of them fell over
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the balcony yesterday. I was like okay now he broke his
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neck. He's dead.
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Now I would like to acquire that Lister.
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You mind if we take a look around, oh absolutely.
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As you know Night Market SRE midnight Market starts at
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midnight but you're welcome to look at the objects as you walk
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around. Thank you so much now gunfire.
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Likely absolutely mad. I'm clean.
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I hope I opened my sumo suit jacket and there's nothing in
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there, but my pistol is tucked in the back of my pants.
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Nice. Iona, as you reach to close your
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jacket, you want to put your hand on the counter when you
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lift it, you notice. There's just a little bit of
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nail file in your fingers. I use my hand sanitizer Ralph or
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oh yeah, you got plenty. Okay, great.
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I don't know. What?
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I don't understand. She told us that What could you
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could you go outside and dust yourself off real fast and then
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come back in. Thank you, thank you.
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You're just a little earthy. Currently.
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Yeah. Jesus.
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Dust dust dust vendor. Yes I do need you to keep Jeb in
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check. I don't think he truly
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understands what's happening here.
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No. He did not get the incredibly
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obvious hint that the receptionist gave us exactly but
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we will walk around. Well we'll have to go to the
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bathroom. I'm sure it's the only, it's the
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only place without any surveillance so and even then we
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probably should check. What if there's a Steve in
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there? I like I doubt it.
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I just I honestly bundle. I've been a little on edge.
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We've run into quite a few steps.
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They're worse teams in the facility.
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That's disturbing. It's for Less leaves.
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I don't know how many there are left.
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I think it's Sam like a cockroach.
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There are lots of them. All we have to do is cut off the
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head like a like a Hydra? Yes.
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Stiva a golden the hydrant I don't even tell your you're a
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bit of a metaphor I'm sorry - Caprice is trying to lead a
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normal fellow. That's not our cockroaches work
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so I don't know animals, there aren't many left and in
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Nordstrom. Cockroaches, and not at all.
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Why don't you walk the floor with us?
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And you guys head upstairs to the gallery floor.
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So the lobby floor has two stairways up to the floor above,
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which create a balcony that lets you look down through the middle
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of this. Balcony is a tall pillow that
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goes all the way up to the top with a maintenance room.
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At the top on either side, there are three rooms rooms closest to
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you are labeled as Rooms. And then there are four Gallery
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rooms which were all used to be bedrooms in this Mansion at the
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very end of the gallery as a Stairway up to the penthouse
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area which says access By Invitation Only.
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Now, I owner you know about one more room in this place in the
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very bottom of the building is the secret vault, where some
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items that aren't always listed are salt in the midnight Market.
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Yeah, Gibbs looking for any sort of Undocumented ways into this
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area. Always trying to find the way in
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and the way out. Exits and entrances.
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So please report to em Stakeout, Jeb, I do, I do see you looking
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around here like a scared opossum, but what would you like
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to accompany me to the restroom? Sure.
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You have kind of like Narrows his eyes and it's like listen I
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don't know. I don't, there ain't nothing
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here between us. I hope you know that I grabbed
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him by the collar and I pulled him into the bathroom.
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Kenda Waits outside and I throw him into the bathroom and shut
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the door. Listen because I know you
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weren't earlier. The vending machine is not going
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to be on the gallery floor. If that wasn't obvious, by the
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way that the receptionist responded to your very blatant
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question. When I told you not to ask
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anything, I was trying to get to the bottom of it.
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You only are no job, you happen. It's like you don't understand
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what heists are having a. Why?
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It will house our, I'll do my fair share of heists.
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Listen to me, but none of them had to do with sweet-talking.
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Nobody, or trying to trying to have somebody a, no, no.
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You don't understand. I grab Jeb by the face.
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Look at me. You are in a brand new world.
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You don't understand. Uh-huh.
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Look at me. Listen to me.
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Crystal quartz establish. No, I am in charge here.
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This This is corpo territory. Now I'm telling you the
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receptionist told me the vending machine is not on the gallery.
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Floor, it is on the basement level.
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Shut up, I'm sorry, you're not listening.
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I told you to listen to me. Now we can look in the basement
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if we are sneaky. Now the issue is is that we
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don't have a Netrunner currently.
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Our best hacker is Remy. He is the one that got us into
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the basement last time. The only way for us to get down
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there and see it currently would be to work our way from the
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maintenance room, on the top floor, through the elevator,
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down to the basement level, and we could do that, but I don't
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think we're equipped currently. Now, I'm telling you what we
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need to do is look around like we're interested in what's in
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the gallery floor, but I can tell you right now.
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The vending machine is downstairs and I let go.
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How did you guys get down to the basement?
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Is there any other way in? Exactly, like I told you, I roll
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out the ticker tape again. This is the layout this room
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right here. That is the maintenance room
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from that room, you can access the Elevator Shaft, get into the
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elevator and ride your way down and then you can, you can access
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the basement without anyone knowing because The elevator is
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off-limits until it is time for the secret auction at the very
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end. Now if I have learned anything
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from our last adventure I'd say there's a good chance that
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there's some sort of exhaust or ventilation to this underground
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basement. My correct.
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That I don't know that is that is not on the blueprint that we
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acquired while we were here and we did.
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We being Remy did hack into the system in the curse Guitar Room.
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However this basement Scott to have a sealer and that sealer is
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probably the floor to this Lobby.
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Is that correct? The lobby below us?
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Yes. Good.
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So if we can blow a hole in the lobby floor in front of
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everyone, listen, this is going to be a complicated process.
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It's going to take Clockwork, lack.
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Precision decision to order everyone watches for this we're
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not we're gonna need timers volumes, okay?
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But then don't I knock on the bathroom door, then they'll can
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you come in? We need to make a list.
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Okay, we're gonna need a directional as explosive device.
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We're going to need cement blocks or a that's going to be
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important. Other than that, of course,
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everyone's got to be synchronized to the clock.
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Remy and Sano arrived listening to the hand-washing song on
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repeat at so Ville Apartments. Each floor has four pods on it
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and you're standing outside the front.
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It's about eight stories high. Well, we know the apartment
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number not yet. It's on the sixth floor window,
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seventh. Oh, On the 7th floor but we
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don't know the apartment number. Yeah, there's a Lobby.
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There's a guy sitting there at the desk.
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We don't know this person's name though, right?
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No. What else in for what other
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information do we get? From wasn't much?
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Since the person with a green God.
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Isn't that correct? Was he golden?
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Yes. Night.
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Okay. Yes, you want to do the talking?
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Yeah. Yeah I could I can I can do the
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talking. God.
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Yeah, I'll stroll into the lobby.
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There's there is there's a grumpy Lodge sweaty, gentleman
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sitting behind a bar desk. At the bottom of the stairs,
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drinking a beer, and smoking a cigarette.
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I'll come strolling up and go. Boom.
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I'm trying to find my friend. Steve, he's up on the seventh
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floor for you. Me I'm I'm retro.
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I don't roll like this cool Tech.
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That is funny I like oh yeah yeah and when was the last time
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you've been to it? Discotheque huh.
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Well this cool Tech I go every Friday, you know, every Friday,
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which one's your favorite beer with my friends, which one's
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your favorite discotheque? Number four.
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And number three was Beauty. I'm next to three so I usually
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have to go there sometime really great time but you saying for is
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good place I should be able to go and check that out.
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The school took for the goat. Oh yeah, excellent time.
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I'm What do you want? Why you come to building?
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I come to find Steve. I just told you I'm trying here
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to find Steven by Steve. Yeah, you told Steve he'd not
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allowed to use elevator. Okay.
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Well, Steve can use the elevator but can I use heal better to get
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you don't pay rent. That's why I'm here.
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See, I'm here to go ahead and get something off a steep so he
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can take care of it, right? You have money for Steve, you
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give me your, give me money. Well, I got to get the thing
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from Steve. So then, that way I can pay him,
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so he can pay you. I can just give you the money.
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Money, you go get like them. You give me money now.
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Welcome. Welcome to home.
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I'll come on. Come on.
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Comrade. We we need to get to, we need to
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like meld together here. I need to get the item.
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So if you get the item for me, then I can pay you and then we
28:30
can work it out that way. Or you can let me up there to
28:32
see issue is very large building.
28:34
Many homes, would you you do not know.
28:38
Westie this. You do not know where man is.
28:41
Well no, I'm here to buy I'm here to buy some iron from
28:44
Steve, that's about it. What are you would like?
28:47
Metal will do need to I need to get to Steve so I can Get a
28:53
collector's item. Well, ignore noise.
28:57
No quite as but look, put myself am here, I am, I am, I am
29:01
cleaning new place soon for new tenant.
29:03
I am you. I have no noise if people
29:05
looking at place is on 47 Apartment, 43.
29:10
Thanks Jim. Appreciate it.
29:13
Do svidaniya. Yeah Sana was you pass him.
29:16
He looks at you in the eye. I will TV, man.
29:21
I am. All right.
29:24
No shooting, I wouldn't. Dare you turn the corner around?
29:27
Where the stair sign is in in front of you are the stairs and
29:30
an elevator to the elevator 24/7.
29:34
Yeah, you touch the elevator button and you hear an error
29:37
noise above the elevator button is little plaque, says, elevator
29:41
only if you're paying raped sorry.
29:43
Cheap here is this just like a regular elevator button or is it
29:46
like a card system that you need?
29:48
Card system. All right, let's shit.
29:52
Cool don't need to hack. Estate seven flights of stairs.
29:58
You pull the panel off the wall. It comes out of the wall easily,
30:01
you rolled at 20. So you take your tool hand, you
30:05
cross the connector and the elevator door opens and you just
30:08
put it back in. No One's Gonna notice the angel?
30:11
Wow. Couldn't you do that when it was
30:13
important or useful? It's important.
30:15
Now that know the stairs are right there you guys deserve.
30:19
You gotta conserve your energy, all right, you know, at some
30:22
point you and I we're gonna have to talk about your giri, all
30:25
right? Your giri is like really out
30:28
there. My, what your giri.
30:30
What is that? Yeah, like obligation that, you
30:35
know, honor Duty obligation and those that archaic system that
30:40
was made in feudal Japan that you think applies to me right
30:43
now. I think that it can apply to
30:48
everybody not just you. Yeah sure yeah okay the elevator
30:52
reaches the 7th floor and the door opens In front of you is a
30:59
corridor and there are four Apartments, 42, 41, 43, and 44
31:05
43 is at the top, right? All right.
31:09
How do you wanna handle this? Do you wanna I busting you?
31:13
Watch my back. How does it sound?
31:15
Yeah, I would. That's a way to do it or we
31:18
could go in there. Drop their guard and then you
31:24
can just do, you know, your Snick snack move?
31:26
And then be done with it. How do you drop the Steve's
31:31
guard? Fuck.
31:32
I own a would know how to do that.
31:35
Just follow my lead. Okay, okay, I will go up to the
31:39
door and I will knock three times but not say anything.
31:43
And I'll listen I'll nod and then hear my mechanical Fist and
31:50
punch right through the knob to make myself enter a very flashy
31:55
fashion. Oh that's cool.
31:57
You definitely have to roll for that sir, sir Athletics.
32:01
All right, 18? Yeah, the door handle blast
32:04
through, see it Roll On The Ground.
32:07
I enter and pull out my heavy metal pistol and hold it out in
32:11
front of me, I for where he is, he's sitting on the sofa
32:15
watching something on the TV while eating cereal with a
32:19
spoon. Okay, I walk in hold it right to
32:22
his head stand about six feet away from them and see those Is
32:26
that I'll follow in behind him back-to-back?
32:31
Making sure that there's nobody else hiding behind the door or
32:34
any other Corner. That Sano can't see.
32:36
Rob perception. You hear something.
32:40
In one of the bedrooms, it's a two-bedroom apartment.
32:42
But you do hear someone in the bedroom closest to you on your
32:47
left, I'm going to aim for that bedroom and I'm gonna have a
32:51
arrow pointing at the bedroom on my face toward Santa.
32:54
I'll look at it, not all right. Steve.
32:58
Does he need to get messy? Just give us the green gun.
33:08
And you hear heavy footsteps, it's not a regular person.
33:12
In the other room, through the door with a big hand, comes a
33:17
bear, her mouth of a human, clad completely in silver, wearing
33:21
sunglasses and completely bald. Are you doing in here Rush
33:26
toward the Steve on the couch and grapple them and put the gun
33:30
up to his head and put him in front of me?
33:32
That's a big bitch. It's a big bitch control me
33:37
Romy. Be an Athletics track.
33:38
Oh, no, you miss, as you come towards as you come towards the
33:44
Steve because you rolled a 9, he takes the cereal in his hand and
33:47
shoves it in your face and the fall over and he jumps behind
33:49
the sofa. And pulls out his gun, and now
33:51
it's time. So roll for initiative, cesana.
33:55
You just fell over the side of the sofa and it is that Steve's
34:00
turn first. He pulls out his gun and he
34:03
points it at your Bowl covered head and screams, fuck you for
34:10
ruining my breakfast and he misses terribly, it pings off
34:15
the bowl. That's on your face and lodges
34:18
in the TV and the TV Fizzles a little bit but actually takes a
34:22
bullet Rise again and misses again this time shooting the
34:27
television and it bled is getting PTSD from this.
34:34
The big boy goes, you don't know.
34:36
Steve, he runs past Remy because he's an idiot towards Sano and
34:42
uses his hammer fist on you. But he this, it fails miserably
34:48
actually rolling a crit fail and smacks his hand down on the
34:51
table and the tables made of glass like And it shatters and
34:55
sticks into his hand. Steve your hands made of metal.
35:03
So it's all in his mind and he thrashes around and smacks the
35:07
other Steve in the face and he falls over and it's an oyster,
35:17
this is extremely shameful, I will hmm.
35:24
Do I To know Santa thinks about testing out his new grenade
35:28
launcher, thanks against it, since it is.
35:31
Close Quarters, in living quarters on the 7th floor of a
35:34
residential building. So instead he will whip out his
35:40
he'd blade from his sheath and go to stab the big one and I
35:45
tell Remy handle the smaller one, I will distract the big one
35:49
and I will rush in and take two slices to my sword. 22 hit.
35:55
Oh you hit Wu + 11 + 112 damage right your heat wave does ripped
36:02
through some of the armor on his right shoulder and its ears off.
36:07
And you can see underneath he takes a decent cut to his arm
36:10
and you can smell the sizzle of Flesh from his arm.
36:14
And thankfully, it does not smell like bacon, so you
36:17
goodness. So yeah, I'll run in and do a
36:20
kind of like an uppercut / on his arm and then do a turn and
36:24
try to Staff directly into the chest as he has an opening their
36:29
shit. Cool.
36:30
Yeah. All yeah.
36:30
No. That one's.
36:31
Yeah. You're all 20.
36:32
Again, that's fantastic. 14 damage as 14 damage once again
36:38
more of his armor falls off this time that you caused a lot of
36:42
damage. My dude it hits in and more of
36:48
his more of his body starts to stink up the room as you smell
36:53
the metallic cover on his skin. And start to burn off.
36:56
And you can see it starting to peel back like bad vinyl on a
37:00
shitty car. And I was trying to push him
37:09
into the other room as I like stick my blade into them and
37:12
like thrust forward. Oh yeah, give it a shot.
37:15
Give me a, just an Athletics track is fine.
37:17
Okay. No, no.
37:20
Now you he's beefy. So you got to push him and
37:22
nothing happens. If you fall back onto your back
37:25
and your now prone, he's really big I guess.
37:31
Santa's got Doughboy under control.
37:33
So following Santa's instruction, I would like to run
37:36
over to the other Steve and I would like to pistol-whip him in
37:41
the face. And as he falls down to the
37:44
ground proceeded, to pull my maneuver of sticking the barrel
37:48
of my gun in said, mouth, when he yells that it, okay, to roll
37:52
me and Athletics unless you want to be more creative than that,
37:58
could I say? Because I'm using my weapon and
38:01
it would be a weapons check. I just haven't fired it for
38:03
damage, sounds good. Oh yeah, that totally happens.
38:08
You smack him across the face. And as he turns around to be
38:10
that you might have I about how about you take a seat.
38:21
Big Boy, he'll take you see big. Steve does not take a seat.
38:29
He gets really fucking angry because I rolled it to he's not
38:35
happy at all. And he goes into a bit of a
38:38
rage, he starts slamming his hands down on the ground.
38:42
You won't do anything you want to do anything.
38:44
It's still your turn big babies, throwing a tantrum.
38:47
Hmm, I guess there's just two things I could do either one,
38:53
just cocked the pistol. The threatened saying, I'll do
38:56
it or just blow Steve's back of the head out.
39:00
Just just kill him, just kill her.
39:03
Could I No. That seems to mean just kill
39:07
him. All right.
39:10
Bye. Can I have this?
39:12
Obviously, I'll just shoot the back of Steve's throat.
39:16
Sounds good Roll. Another weapons check.
39:19
It's in his mouth. Yeah.
39:21
Now that hit your own 12 but it's in his mouth, so that hits
39:27
roll damage. I'm gonna say your bullets,
39:30
ignore all armor and blast through the back of his neck,
39:34
you caused. Double that damage, which
39:37
unfortunately means you sever his spine, his head clicks to
39:40
the side, he falls down dead. And Steve plus is not very happy
39:47
about this Blood spattered across the back of the wall and
39:50
all over the broken TV and Steve smaller.
39:55
One lies dead in front of you and you pull your gun out of his
39:58
mouth and behind you. Steve plus now, ignores Sano and
40:03
comes to attack you. In the meantime, as he's doing
40:07
now, I'm gonna actually wipe my pistol off on the sofa.
40:11
He attacks you with his hammer Fist and hits the Remy.
40:15
What's up 47 damage? Which just hits your armor and
40:23
pushes you up against the floor and it makes you sit down in the
40:26
blood that you wiped on the sofa.
40:30
It's all sticky and because that's a melee attack, he's
40:34
gonna do it again. And he hates.
40:40
And this time he does too damaged.
40:42
I don't know why that's so low because he rolled shit
40:45
apparently! Oh yes, super hero to ones.
40:49
Yeah no he doesn't hurt you. It'll slashes you.
40:52
He does a blade your body armor by one then.
40:55
Okay. Sidenote, your armor ablation is
40:58
permanent. You have to get it repaired and
41:00
say so that doesn't replenish its a material to he trips
41:05
Egypt's my armor. Yeah fuck.
41:08
So it's so it's now a 10 I think for you, I will see him bashing
41:13
all upon Remy. I will get up from the ground,
41:17
shake myself off. Run up the back of this creature
41:21
and attempt to jam. My, he played directly into his
41:26
head. The top of his head, incredibly
41:28
cool. Do you get inspiration?
41:30
Write that down and roll your sword, please 1818. 16 damage.
41:38
16 time at you. Huh.
41:40
Oh yeah. Cuz you get plus one that's
41:41
right. Yeah.
41:42
Okay good. So you him in the head you said
41:45
that mmm hitting him in the head.
41:47
You split his helmet into and it comes off into pieces and he
41:50
loses all armor on his head and you caused enough damage for him
41:55
to go below half health. And that means we have to roll
41:58
on the critical wound table, which is always a fun time.
42:01
Critical wound 0 is 1 It's always fun.
42:06
No, it's fine. Can you roll me one D6?
42:10
No. Sorry to D6, 12 Ralph, I rolls
42:15
very high rolls. Okay.
42:17
Your sword goes through his head into his jaw and his jaw snaps
42:22
to the side and if you want to, he's very incapacitated.
42:27
But if you turn your blade to the left, you will snap his neck
42:30
and kill him. You have the choice to kill him
42:32
right now. You don't have to Yeah, I'll do
42:35
right? Your blade snaps, little more
42:37
and you got a big body falls to the ground and you do an elegant
42:41
flip and land on your own feet, not in blood at all.
42:45
The okay, I was going to flick all the blood that I sat in, on
42:52
the ground in the pursuit began. Just wipe my hands on
42:55
everything. It's just gross, not your blood.
42:58
Nope. Nope, not my blood.
42:59
Sorry I should have acted faster, the cereal bowls of
43:04
course. Somehow quicker than my blade,
43:07
Remy's is going to stare at you for a minute.
43:09
Secretly Remy's. Actually picking a picture with
43:11
his TV head of the bowl on Sano said, what are you doing?
43:16
I'm just making sure that you're not hurt either.
43:18
You're not hurt, right? Only my pride a little bit, this
43:21
should have been much easier. He's a big boy, big boy.
43:25
It is also a bit disturbing if that is, was Steve can become
43:29
and they can produce Any amount of Steve's was sort of army?
43:35
Could they be building with Steve's?
43:37
I don't know. That guy just looked like a
43:40
couple of KFC buckets, what you never had KFC before.
43:45
I was just a really odd metaphor, you know, I thought
43:48
like it, you know, I'm just going to go ahead and start
43:50
searching around the room. Yes, everything else.
43:53
That seems interesting me too. So retro you and Sano search the
43:58
room for any loot and obviously the green gun that you looking
44:01
for Yeah, but we're going to head back to Jeb and Iona in the
44:04
bathroom at the collectors mansion.
44:08
We're going to need ammo lots of it.
44:11
And if we can get our hands on it, we're gonna want some sort
44:14
of force field to Bunker behind after the inevitable
44:20
counter-attack that will go on after we blow a hole in this
44:24
goddamn. Uh-huh.
44:27
Yes, okay. So Jeb.
44:28
Well, you were speaking. I did kind of zone out for a
44:32
little bit and while I was owning out it reminded me of the
44:35
time that we did take the elevator down too.
44:38
The basement showroom. And I do remember that it
44:41
actually is quite a long ride which leads me to believe that
44:48
it is not directly below the lobby.
44:50
So I think that perhaps this plan will not work because I do
44:54
not think that we can blow our way from the lobby to the
44:58
basement floor. So, I like it, I like the
45:00
energy. I like the enthusiasm.
45:03
Can we take it again from another direction?
45:07
Of course, because As we all know, there is a there is a
45:13
sophisticated. Plumbing system underneath the
45:19
the entire city. So if we can blow ourselves into
45:23
the underground, I don't know why.
45:26
He's so obsessed with cleaning things up, we got a bloat, we
45:29
gotta have some sort of, you know, laser kitchen.
45:33
I'm not quite sure. I think he wants us to go
45:35
through the the sewers the sewers.
45:38
You got it. I can't, I Can it be a vote?
45:45
What you ain't. Never been in the stores before.
45:47
Everybody have to take this to the rest of the team.
45:49
That might be a good idea. Should we look around and head
45:54
back to the bar? Yes, I think that's good.
45:57
Jeb, why don't you you mow through that a little bit more
45:59
in your brakes. These are great ideas.
46:04
They're great. They're wonderful.
46:05
I'm really into it. Let's go.
46:07
Look at the, let's go. Look at the guitar fan.
46:11
I'll go ahead and try. to get my hands on some sort of, Sewer
46:17
system diagram. See how noses learning about
46:20
that. Don't worry about that.
46:21
We have that at home. Shut that hole.
46:24
Oh man, Color Me surprised. No, it's like that.
46:28
It's like the saying it's like no, we can't stop for
46:31
McDonald's. We have McDonald's at home.
46:33
Do you remember McDonald's? Can't say I'm familiar.
46:39
It's just a saying. You don't need, you don't need
46:42
sewer blueprints. We have super blueprints at
46:44
home. It's just a saying.
46:46
It's just a site. So wait, do you do, you're not?
46:49
Do you or do you not have blueprints at no lights?
46:54
Maybe you'll find out Next time on Nolan's.
47:17
Jab, I'm purely in this room for observation.
47:21
I did not for any particular reason.
47:24
I just want it to see the guitar again because apparently it's
47:27
cursed and it's very funny to me.
47:30
What is all? I said, no shooting now, there
47:35
is blood blood, very difficult to get out of surfers.
47:40
I actually am looking for an apartment currently, but there's
47:44
blood and death in this one, which you cause that's not my
47:47
problem. You want apartment a cheap
47:51
running, we're actually going to need you to build several things
47:53
before tonight if we know exactly what time you're going
47:57
to be in there. And what time is a cheap leaving
47:59
at we could time that accordingly to it, that's really
48:02
dangerous. Because what happens if we can't
48:04
set off at the exact moment, you're supposed to drill into
48:08
the Vault. Come on, just give me this
48:10
explosion. I just want one explosion.
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mentioned be okay. Okay, at dinner table.
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We don't talk about religion, okay?
49:22
That is never stopped you before every Thursday.
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I'm sorry, you're gonna let it Crackle.
49:28
Have a flaming sword in one hand and a singing sword in the
49:30
other. Have you thought this listen, I
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Maniacs, try and save the world. There aren't minutes ago.
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We release a nine. Hundred mimics into the format.
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That's a great plan. Unleash, an invasive species
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