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Eddie Murphy, Christians Can't Cuss, Pimpin', Cardi B. and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking like the back down giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millian buck things in the cobles me true
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve Hay listening to the moch other for
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hadley, I don't join join me doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn hur you gotta turn to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: turn you got to turn out, turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your fab uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody you'll listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. How good is God? Hum?
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  Speaker 1: Think about it? Just take a slight inventory of your
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  Speaker 1: own life and say it to yourself when you get through,
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  Speaker 1: how good is God? Think of all the small things,
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  Speaker 1: all this? Because that's him. You breathe, that's him. You
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  Speaker 1: steal him. That's him. You got another chance. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't out of him. That's him. You got any
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  Speaker 1: measure of health, that's him. You think it's more to
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  Speaker 1: it than it really is, that it already showed up
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  Speaker 1: to be. That's him. All of that. You got any
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  Speaker 1: dreams of aspirations, you dream of other things. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: All that, that's him. That's him him. Close you got,
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  Speaker 1: that's him every time you eat. That's why they had
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  Speaker 1: this thing called you say your grace. That's him. That's him, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's him. It's amazing. When you take a small inventory,
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  Speaker 1: how you out how big God really is in your life. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger
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  Speaker 1: he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as
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  Speaker 1: big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you get too big for him, you know you you you,
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  Speaker 1: you lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God
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  Speaker 1: created man with the power of choice. We're the only
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  Speaker 1: creature he created that. He gave us the total power
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  Speaker 1: of choice. When we mate, who we mate with. You
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  Speaker 1: know everything, all of it. Man. It's the choice. What
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  Speaker 1: we want to be, how much you want to make
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  Speaker 1: where we want to live with climate we want to
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  Speaker 1: live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn
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  Speaker 1: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.
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  Speaker 1: He can't go learn how to be a fox. He
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  Speaker 1: can't go learn how to be an utter. He just can't.
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  Speaker 1: An ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come out
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  Speaker 1: of here and fight like a lion. A lion is
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  Speaker 1: a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay
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  Speaker 1: down and pull up out of here and die because
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  Speaker 1: he can't eat grass. He just a lion man. You
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  Speaker 1: understand this that God gave us. We are the one
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  Speaker 1: creature he created that has total power of choice. You
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  Speaker 1: can make every decision in your life. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: watch you like? That's the one you can buy. You
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  Speaker 1: want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland,
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  Speaker 1: you move to Miami. You want to live your life
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  Speaker 1: a crime, go ahead, that's you. He gave you the
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  Speaker 1: power of choice. You want to do right? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: So now look at this thing. We are all the
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  Speaker 1: results of a series of decisions that we have made.
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  Speaker 1: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
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  Speaker 1: we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life
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  Speaker 1: down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
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  Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
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  Speaker 1: can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I
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  Speaker 1: was doing this and I was in miserying y'all on
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  Speaker 1: that ye yes to you when you get through. You
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  Speaker 1: made the decisions though, and you can look at this
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  Speaker 1: anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really
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  Speaker 1: wanting to improve their position in life. And how do
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  Speaker 1: you do that? You got to have a solution. How
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  Speaker 1: do you come up with a solution? You got to
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  Speaker 1: identify the problem to even began to solve it. But
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  Speaker 1: if the problem ain't ever you, how are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me look
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  Speaker 1: at this one. If somebody said, like, I got a
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  Speaker 1: child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to get into it this morning,
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  Speaker 1: or I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you
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  Speaker 1: go to people, you're asking why they do so? I
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  Speaker 1: just I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand
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  Speaker 1: that your life is gonna be filled with you got
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  Speaker 1: to take care of business. So when you're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can't. You can't. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: could it be you? South finally had to sit down
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  Speaker 1: and just make that decision. They don't need to be
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  Speaker 1: coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what
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  Speaker 1: they did to me and y'all just don't know. No, man,
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  Speaker 1: what about the part you played in it? Because see,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a good marriage, you got a part
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  Speaker 1: to play in that. If you got a bad one,
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  Speaker 1: you got a part to play in that. Even if
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  Speaker 1: you just get down to you the one pick them?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Mister? Mister, I made a decision. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know? That's the quick,
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  Speaker 1: at an easy way to fix your life. That way,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty
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  Speaker 1: of going on and admitting that is you. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to check or clear with nobody to start the
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  Speaker 1: repair process. You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: put it before the review board to see if it'll pass.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to hope that your local politician get their hands on
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  Speaker 1: it to make a phone call for you. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to ask any counselors to come in and sit
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  Speaker 1: with you. You don't have to check it in the rehab.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start changing me. Identify the problem, and start
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  Speaker 1: with the part that you can own up to. Once
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  Speaker 1: you identify the problem, you can start planning on how
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  Speaker 1: to fix it or how to get to accomplishing something.
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  Speaker 1: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,
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  Speaker 1: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
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  Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
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  Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an
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  Speaker 1: open mind and open your mind up to all the
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  Speaker 1: clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I
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  Speaker 1: hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians
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  Speaker 1: that come to me all the time to about Man,
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  Speaker 1: what you're not saying man, just take every gig you can,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: you can go make that money that they pay, or
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  Speaker 1: you can make the decision to sit at home and
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  Speaker 1: make nobody. It's a comedy, a hard business. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive, drive fifty miles.
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  Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make a
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  Speaker 1: hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: you are now thirty minutes better than you was the
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  Speaker 1: last time you went on stage. Oh man, you ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a comedian, man, not not, not like this hill.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't want to do what's
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  Speaker 1: necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and
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  Speaker 1: you open up your mind to it, man, then get
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  Speaker 1: ready to go on and do it. Man, identify your
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  Speaker 1: problem today, start with the part dash you're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your attention. Please. This is
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey, Morning Show man, old man, Oleman. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I've decided today, I'm not gonna let you down,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley today, Steve Harvey, it's gonna embarrass you, you humiliate you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw you into something. This is gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my guilt to the United States of a miracle today.
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  Speaker 1: If they just let me fly, I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: so ignorant today, Shirley, I will make you proud and
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  Speaker 1: shame at the same time. Good morning, Sherley, Good morning Steven.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you that, honestly, I was just
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  Speaker 1: please embarrass me today. It's Friday. Let's go, Shirley. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna write it down. I'm gonna embarrass you six times today,
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  Speaker 1: all right, and bring your keep keep tally for me. No, no, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: not the score call correct embarrassments from me. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to tell these other three foods. Then
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  Speaker 1: I won't be talking because they'll go out of they wait,
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  Speaker 1: especially the dog streets. J Anthony Brown, good morning, cried,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah, that's right, Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve for the foolishness we are about to
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  Speaker 1: have today. Junior board, I'm holding up. Thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much that you're gonna cloud out to day. But watch me.
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  Speaker 1: But Steve, that was me. I just want to say.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what I do, let me get through what
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do my job. I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 1: We still want you to be as ignorant as possible today.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. Okay, cool, do not
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  Speaker 1: tell on me what I can't say. I'll see Shelly
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  Speaker 1: going too far? Waitin Anthony Brown, what a man's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be cancer free? Emp streets. Oh, you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: stupid by yourself. You're gonna share some of this, baby,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Well, you don't just that. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to say that coming work. You never have shot, He's
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  Speaker 1: never been nothing else. Some things are you know the
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  Speaker 1: amazing thing about it. This is what people don't know
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  Speaker 1: about Tim. He's a bit no real problem. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be this good as something acting four hours a day
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  Speaker 1: every day, straight ignorant. All right, that's what we do, right, ignorant?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody are you listing because they are to date? Surely
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  Speaker 1: that's the way to kick this ofuce. If you was
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  Speaker 1: asking me questions today, I don't know what y'all got
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  Speaker 1: planning for the bottom of our what's the plan? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Jay got something real crazy? Yeah? You to a real
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  Speaker 1: ignor I'm saying, let's just do the regular show and
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  Speaker 1: be ignorant. You can you can do. I'm going above
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  Speaker 1: and beyond. All right, listen, coming up in thirty two
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Holiday Drunk Rules right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You
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  Speaker 1: know there's all kinds of holiday kinds of holiday parties
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  Speaker 1: going on. However, the guys are here to warm up
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  Speaker 1: your Holiday drunk Rules. You know they're gonna warm you
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  Speaker 1: up with that. Okay, are you ready? Man? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Come on coming, Junior. I'm gonna read one off,
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  Speaker 1: and what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
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  Speaker 1: type of drunk I'm talking about the first on the
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  Speaker 1: woe is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it take it?
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  Speaker 1: The woe is crying drunk. I don't every time I
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  Speaker 1: come over him, y'all act like y'all mean yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming every year, Fridgy Way and Anty Way, don't you
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming and you'll never have me to go. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't coming next year. We ask who I don't like. No,
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't have a really easy listen to me. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't cry now, yeah, man is not your father. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to tell you that, but you fought in.
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  Speaker 1: I figured you are a note on your job. The
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  Speaker 1: next one. Here we go, Steve, you got it. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go the start of fight, drunk talk trash. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's a big one one ahead. You got it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What wh wh who got to wh why? I got
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  Speaker 1: to open my gear first? I was first last year.
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  Speaker 1: That yeah, I'm not opening my gear for first for
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  Speaker 1: this year. First for last year, I was the first.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be the first this year. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll tell you what. Get your hand
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  Speaker 1: off the box. I pack as that box because I
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  Speaker 1: don't I'm gonna bush you in your eyes of God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You can ask you for Christmas? What
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  Speaker 1: was that? I don't care. If it's for the Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: you can fight on. They were they were, they were
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  Speaker 1: fighting the major what they don't never make no sense?
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go again for you. This is
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  Speaker 1: doing this is doing the intellectual drunk. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: Give me that one, Give me that, Come on next
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  Speaker 1: we listen. When when when this when the stars is
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  Speaker 1: lining up in the sky for the galaxy and the
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  Speaker 1: universe you're spitting around. That's yala Leo. Leo said that,
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  Speaker 1: and then you you sophaglease and Neil was and then
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  Speaker 1: that's when the teacher had asked me that you know
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  Speaker 1: what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: he is to not to be ever the question I
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  Speaker 1: know what for me? Did? Now? You know what? And
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  Speaker 1: the president, I tell you something else about Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, listen to me, he was talking about Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't born in America. Ain't got no proof of nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He was. You see how old he is. He was
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  Speaker 1: born in Florida. That's all right, all right, here we
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  Speaker 1: go one more to come to Jesus drunk. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: let me hear you, Father God, we have in having,
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  Speaker 1: we having this prayer knowing that you is or the
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  Speaker 1: king of the kings, and that when that you coming
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  Speaker 1: back one day, I'm gonna be ready. And because when
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  Speaker 1: you did I say he would he would coming back.
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  Speaker 1: When when Jesus is coming back, I will be ready
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna be right here and I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: know where. Because the Bible says in U eclesastics cleveastics
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  Speaker 1: in the fourteen and two. That's what it is sick,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it says. And you better know that we're
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  Speaker 1: looking at me because the Bible says to look at
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  Speaker 1: the others, and you had him looking at you. Never
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  Speaker 1: we're not fitting because we Christians in here show ass
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  Speaker 1: off for me. You know, we were sitting up and
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  Speaker 1: then you know, oh, oh you lost the train. That's
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  Speaker 1: what they do. Wait a minute, hold, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna finish. Hold on, damn, you don't batch
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  Speaker 1: my back no more when I'm playing, Go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: play the Lord forgive agnes. I think I beat on
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  Speaker 1: myself drunk. Come on, you gotta do it. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gon at that very moment. Who did waste
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  Speaker 1: it all? Lemonade on major holiday drunk scenarios from the
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  Speaker 1: one at all? Your job outstanding? All right, coming up?
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  Speaker 1: That's sure, Yeah, that's why, for sure, coming up, Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: coming up. The nephew would run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. And entertainment news, the Obama's just bought
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  Speaker 1: a new mansion. Kevin Hard has been honored in Hollywood,
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  Speaker 1: and Eddie Murphy says having ten kids is really sexy guys.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of that at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. What not. If you're a woman, maybe into
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  Speaker 1: my nephew in the building right now, would run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for us, nev your wive's birthday,
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  Speaker 1: your wife's birthday, I got you watch something though, I
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  Speaker 1: got to kill something. You know, well, of course, let's
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  Speaker 1: go come on down. Hello, Hello, I'll try to reach Darren. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Hey there, man, what's going on? Brothers? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Chris Man. I work with UM, I
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  Speaker 1: work with your wife, Sharon. I think I think I
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  Speaker 1: might have seen you at one of them, one of
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  Speaker 1: the gatherings before man, like a happy hour we had
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  Speaker 1: after Birth of South. I don't know if you remember
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  Speaker 1: me or not. Now I don't remember you, Okay, okay, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Hey listen man, I know sharon birthday is coming up,
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  Speaker 1: so I wanted to if you didn't mind, I hope
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  Speaker 1: you don't mind me called. I wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 1: and see if you were you know, what you were
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  Speaker 1: getting for a birthday. I wanted to make sure you
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  Speaker 1: know we're gonna pitch in and get us some at
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  Speaker 1: a job. Who make sure or you know, we didn't
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  Speaker 1: get you know, you know what you may be don't
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  Speaker 1: get her. You know what I'm saying kind of like
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  Speaker 1: something like a grab bag or something like that. Uh No,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna hit it with no grab bad. I
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  Speaker 1: was just you know, like I said, we're gonna get something.
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  Speaker 1: We know, we haven't really put our put all the
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  Speaker 1: thoughts to it or what we was gonna get yet.
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  Speaker 1: I want I personally want to see what you was
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  Speaker 1: getting that way. We don't, you know. Okay, Well, she
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  Speaker 1: likes money, man, you can you know, give us some
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  Speaker 1: give us some cash or you know, Starbucks card or
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  Speaker 1: uh something from McDonald something. You know, Man, don't have
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  Speaker 1: to be too big. She she don't. You don't have to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she she's not that materialistic. Okay, okay, but
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  Speaker 1: let me let me let me ask you. This is
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  Speaker 1: so deep. Uh dude, you are you know what a
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  Speaker 1: size is? Do I know what a size is? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like clothing? You know, do you know what side she wears? Uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know what size she's like is my wife? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What I think this is kind of like I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: a little bit uncomfortable with this. Man. What what what
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  Speaker 1: do you do you think you know? I don't even
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  Speaker 1: make your comfortable. Bro. Let me ask you this ship.
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• 23:39
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• 23:53
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• 23:56
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• 24:00
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to our forever President Barack Obama and our forever
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  Speaker 1: first Lady Michelle Obama. Get this, Steve. They just bought
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  Speaker 1: a seven bedroom house. Will excuse me? Did I say house?
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  Speaker 1: Seven bedroom mansion in Martha's Vineyard? Okay, let me correct myself.
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  Speaker 1: Home their previous Yeah, it was their previous vacation home,
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  Speaker 1: Obama's out here living their best lives in these streets. Yes, congratulations, Yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. You bout a household Martha's Venyards that's
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  Speaker 1: can come put someone strossity up there that don't fit
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  Speaker 1: to the core to feel of the you know, but
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  Speaker 1: they love it because they've been there a lot of times.
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  Speaker 1: I've been to Montha's vineyard. I didn't I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. Yeah, a lot of people love it, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't quite get it. They have a comedy convention.
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  Speaker 1: Damon has a comedy convention up different by about two
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  Speaker 1: or three weeks, and that in that time there's a
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: lot of black people. But after that, it's just know
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: not after that convention, it is. They have certain times
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: when they go yeah, they go, all right, well there
• 30:43
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• 31:18
  Speaker 1: going to see that. Yes, yeah the movie, Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: relate to this just opportunity number two. Here we go. Yes,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: yes it is. I know, I know, I know. That's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the beauty of it. Ten children can be sexy. Having
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: ten children can be sexy. That's what it will steve you.
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Murph, he thinks it's sexy. Okay. Doing an appearance,
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  Speaker 1: he was on the Ellen Degenerous show Guys, and he
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: opened up about having such a large family. His ten
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: children range in age from thirty to one, and Eddie
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: is also a grandfather. Take a listen when Eddie Murphy
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: joked about people's reaction when they find out he is
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: father ten children. Men kind of look at me like
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: that he's crazy. Must and women is kind of like
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  Speaker 1: as something sexy about it. Yeah, Eddie Murphy must be
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: doing his thing. You know. I think he has a
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: point that ten kids is sexy because it's not as seven.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: But you have seven, you need three seven, So maybe
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I need three motives because seven you don't feel sex
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  Speaker 1: sexy at all. It must be like a wall that
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: you go over at ten, like the name child. Then
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you have ten, it becomes sex at seven. It's a burden.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's a burden, Okay, damn getting three three ain't worth
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you three ain't worth a damnut
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  Speaker 1: Careful what you wish for, Shirley ser just like me, many.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no ten kids. I'm right now. I
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  Speaker 1: too Carla. I'm sure I got it. Yeah, over the meter,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, you're listening to show and trending political news.
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  Speaker 1: A Trump supporter at his rally in Hershey, Pennsylvania, said
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  Speaker 1: second and term we're gonna hit the streets, so we're
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• 37:55
  Speaker 1: what you say that and got elected by saying that.
• 38:03
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  Speaker 1: Number one things Christians say when they can't cuss? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Number two songs you like that no one else likes?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow? Number three excuses people give for why they
• 39:38
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• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Spun the wheel? Oh no, no, no, I thought it
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: was a song. It is things Christians say when they
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  Speaker 1: can't cuss. Started started, I started right here. Uh, lay
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  Speaker 1: hands on him, Jesus, just their hands on him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, all right, I got it. I got what
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  Speaker 1: all right. Uh, who the fuck do you think you
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  Speaker 1: talking to? Boy? Scared me? What's up? Who the fuck
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  Speaker 1: up on it, Yeah, I got right up on. I
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  Speaker 1: thought this was another radio show the satellite. Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: sit down somewhere, you little black pastor. I like. I
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  Speaker 1: like this category. Christians when they can't cus shut up,
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  Speaker 1: a little son of a rich sit down something down, patients.
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  Speaker 1: He's Christians say when you when they can't cuss, look
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  Speaker 1: keep on here, keep on, Mama fergus You keep talking
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  Speaker 1: need to do it shut your pie hole, right, shut it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: shut your piehole. Yeah, hey, hey, these people say things
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: christis hey, when they can't cuss. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus turned over tables too that okay. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: all you ninjas something. Never last one of you ninja's
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  Speaker 1: out him? Hear me when I say it, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but held out his delivery? Go ahead? They can't Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: give you number four out of nowhere. What is it, Steve?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: This is another number four ignorant moment? What is it? Not?
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  Speaker 1: The beach we're going down now? You know what? You
• 44:31
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• 44:34
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• 45:00
  Speaker 1: prank for you. Wedding in Jamaica. Queen's wedding in Jamaica, Queen,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Let's go kill. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Ivan
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  Speaker 1: Can I help you? My name is Mark. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from a travel agency. Oh hey, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I actually have some information for him.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: He just finished paying his last payment as far as
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you all traveling, you guys are getting you guys are
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: getting married, going on a honeymoon. Is that right? Right? Right?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Next month? Congratulations? Yes, thank you. Okay, well, listen, I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: got your information for you, and I wanted to make
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  Speaker 1: sure the million address was correct so I could uh
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: mil you guys flight tickets out, as well as a
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: few forms and things like that to you guys would
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: be pretty much well taken care of. Okay, this sounds good. Okay,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: are you pretty pretty excited about this? Oh? I'm excited,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: very excited. I can't tell you okay, good, good, good, Well,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I tell you right in April, I tell you, Jamaica
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Queens is going to be a great place and the
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: snow will have burned off by then and it'll be
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: pretty much the summer coming around. You know, snow Jamaica Queens. No,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: we're going to outarios in Jamaica, you know the islands
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: there's no snow. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I've been working with Ivan on this for quite some time,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: and I actually have you guys book to go to
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Jamaica Queens. Now, there has to be some sort of
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: mistake because we're going to Uchio. Okay, but that's not
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: what I have. I have. I have Jamaica Queens. I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: have New York. Okay, Well, I'm telling you you're wrong.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you pulled up the wrong person. No, right,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Ivan and Janis and you guys are going
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: out the second weekend in April. Is that correct? That's correct?
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: But we're going to outarios. No, why have you guys
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: scheduled for Jamaica Queens. There's a problem then, because I'm
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: not getting married there. Love New York, but I'm not
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: getting married there. So what do we need to do?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what to do at this point.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm standing. I need you to figure that
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: out because I'm getting married next month. And I understand me.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But I worked diligently with your Beyonce
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• 47:19
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• 47:24
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• 47:27
  Speaker 1: New York, but that's not where I'm getting married. I
• 47:29
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• 47:33
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• 47:36
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• 47:39
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• 47:43
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• 47:46
  Speaker 1: so I need you to correct the problem, and I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: will continue to raise my voice until you are somebody
• 47:52
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• 47:56
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• 48:02
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• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not yelling. I'm trying to keep my composure. Now, Okay,
• 48:09
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• 48:14
  Speaker 1: talk to your superior. I'm sorry. We spent way too
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: much money. I'm getting married next month and you're coming
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and telling me that I I need somebody else on
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, I need somebody. You need to tell
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: me where you are because I'm here to come on here?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Where where are you? Give me a moment. I'm pulling
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: up to see if I can get some flights out
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to utils Okay, okay, I do not believe this last minute.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Oh I told him to go, Oh my god, the
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: flights are completely booked that week. I need to make something. Try.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Lets you want to get a private jet for fifty
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: or sixty thousand dollars. Man, there's no way I can
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: get you in or out of Take dollars. Make it happen.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: You need to make something happen. Okay, I'm being nice.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to either, So trust me.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You to make something happen. Get back on your little
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: computer called somebody else in the road. Happen. You how
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: to be nice? Where you tell you? You continue to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: raise your boys at me. Now you're using profanity at me.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Yo is going to Jamaica, queen. Listen to me. It
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: was your job to take care of transportation for us
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: to get from the US to Utia, from Ucheria to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Matigo Bay. However that's supposed to handle it happened. You
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: were supposed to handle it, and they don't handle it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Young Man said, you guys were going to Jamaica queens,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: and that's what I took for now, maybe I said
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Jamaica queens. We were very clear, and I know he
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: was very clear. I'm being very clear. By now. If
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: you just listen to me. You have one job. How
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you screw that up? I do not know, but I
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: need you to make it happen. He was not going
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: to happen. You're going to Jamaica, queen. Maybe you are
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: his queen and he's taking you to Jamaica, but that's
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: not how he said. Listen to Sep. I'm not getting
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: married in New York. You understand me. Don't mention New
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: York one more time in this conversation. I swear, do
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: not mention New York. Why mention New York when that
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: is the actual ticket I have you schedule for. Because
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you screwed that up and you can ready to correct it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Get on the computer and correct it. Figure it out.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Your job is listen to me. Your job it is
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: from Ultorel to Montego Bay. Focus on that. Work it out,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: make it offense. I'm not gonna sit here and go
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, Okay. I need you first
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: of all to stop yelling at me. What the kind
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: of customer service do you keep us think this is?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I asked you earlier in this conversation to get somebody
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: else on the phone if you cannot help me now,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: what I need you to do is figure out how
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get me from Ultra Reals to Montego Bay.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm not getting on the boat. Don't bring up boat,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: don't bring up New York. I need you to work.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me where I'm going to spend my honeymoon.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Spend your honeymoon in Jamaica, Queens, New York. Your fiance
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: made a mistake. I'm not gonna pay for the mistake, okay,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: And I don't have a put you off? Something gets
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: do you hear me? Are you listening to me? I
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: can't work it out. I've already told you there's nothing
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: about it. Can you get it through your anty out
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: of head? Did you just call Meaty? Look? I need
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you to get somebody else on this phone. I promise
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you I'm about to reach through this phone and snatch
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: you up by your neck. How are you talking to
• 51:27
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• 51:29
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• 51:31
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• 51:33
  Speaker 1: we know exactly where we want to go, and you
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: are not listening to me, to my base, do you understand?
• 51:39
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 53:19
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  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, all right. Subject my husband has
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: got to have it. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm newly married
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and my husband and me. My husband told me that
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: he was a freak when we started dating. He is
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: loving and supportive, a hard working family man, and a
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: great father. But he is constantly stressing me out over sex.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: He's an awesome lover, but I can't seem to keep
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: up with his sex drive lately. I guess I'm in
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: an open marriage because I'm sure he's having sex outside
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: of our marriage. I knew his sex drive was off
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: the charts, but I thought I could handle him. When
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I asked him if he was cheating with other men
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: and women, he told me he wasn't, but he turned
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: around and asked me if he could bring others into
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: our sex life. I consider myself to be an open person,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: but I only want to be freaky with my husband.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: We had a couple of experiences with swinging, but it
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: didn't go as I thought it would because I was
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: not attracted to anyone in the room. My lack of
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: interest in my husband's lifestyle has caused heated arguments with us,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: and I feel that sex is going to be our downfall.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: How can we have the perfect marriage but he is
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: too freaky for me. I love him, we have a
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: great time together, but I can't give him what he wants.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Should I just agree to experiment with him and watch
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: him have sex with others? Or do I pack up
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: and let him be free and alone? Or should we
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: seek counseling? We are not easily yoked sexually. Please tell
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: me what to do. Wow, we are not equally yoked sexually? Yeah? Yeah,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: well you know that's an issue. If if you're not
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: equally yoked sexually, especially with a husband like this. You say,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he's really freaky. He likes to do freaky things. You
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: like to do freaky things too, but only with your husband.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just your husband is getting everything
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: he wants in this marriage. You're getting nothing. You're the
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: one that's unhappy. You're just going along with the program.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Whatever he says to do, you just go along with it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And you don't even want to, but you know that's
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. And listen, there's no such thing as
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: a perfect marriage. You shouldn't be uncomfortable in your marriage
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: when you don't want to do things. You didn't want
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: to do the swinging thing. You went there, but when
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you saw that the people weren't attractive, you didn't want
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to do that. You know. So you think that your
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: husband is way too much for you, that this is
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: a problem in your marriage, And guess what, you're exactly right.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: If you're looking again, if you're looking for a perfect marriage,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: no such thing exists. Is he too freaky for you?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Only you can determine that you're the one that's writing
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: the letter. You're the one that's not liking what's going
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: on in the marriage. You you're the one that's saying
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you can't keep up with it with him, So maybe
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: he is too freaky for you. You love him, you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: have a great time together, all of that, but you
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: can't give him what he wants. And it seems like
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: you know, according to the letter, he wants it all
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: the time, and not just with you, with others as well.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: So the question should you just agree to experiment and
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: watch him have sex with others? Why would you do that?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that as his wife? You don't.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: That's not what you want. You don't want to to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: be an onlook or a bystander, a non participant in
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: your own marriage. Uh, you know you you want to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: get something out of it as well, but here that
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: that's not happening. Um, should you pack up and leave
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: to let him be free and alone? You can determine
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: that if if, if you can't handle it and he
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: keeps cheating on you, I mean, I don't see what
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: choice you have in that matter. Should you see counseling?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You can start there for sure. And you're definitely not
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: equally yoked sexually. You're definitely not that. So you you've
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: got a lot of soul searching to do this. Marriage
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: isn't working for you sexually, it's just not. I mean,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: there are more things to marriage than sex, but sex
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: is very, very very important in a marriage. And if you, guys,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: if he's cheating and you don't like it, then you know,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? You tell me, I don't
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: know Steve, what and this? And he ain't got this right? Hell,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: this ain't yourn my husband. But this he you lady,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you don't understand what's happening. Hill, He got to have it.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: He told you for y'all gotten marriage. Tom a freak.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: He could never have told you to the extent that
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: that his freakingness was can't do this. Boarding took it
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to a whole another level. He's a good father, good provide,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: a good husband, but you can't kill He's an awesome lover. Hell,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: he do it all the time. Anything you do all
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: the time, you're gonna be good. If people blink off
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: all the time. You do get kind of good at golf.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Now you say you think here would kill me. You
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: said you're assuming that you're in an open marriage, because
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he must be having sex outside your marriage. You saint
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: that you know this you already know he having sex
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: outside your marriage when he ain't wearing you about it
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and he ain't home. What you think he has? You
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: already know? Then you asked him, did he want to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: cheat with other men and women? What? Wait a minute,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: this is a little bit more than just sexually acted.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You asked him, did he cheat with other men and women?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: All right, hold that thought, Steve, hold it, yeah, you
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: gotta hold it right now. He come number five, please,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. Well that first two of Steve's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a response to Today's Strawberry Letter coming up at twenty
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. My husband has got to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: have it. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. My husband has got to have it. This
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: lady is married to she'd have been off way more
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: than she get to. The man told him free. He's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: awesome love, he's great father, great husband, all like this here,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: but he is on hume back about this sex. Hey, Hey,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: what you're doing now? What you're doing? Now? You ain't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: doing nothing? Now what you're doing? Why are you over
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: there drinking coffee? We could be over here doing so
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: what you're doing? Now, why are you taking a shower
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: without me? What you're doing? You're laying in the bed
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: while you got your back to me. Your mother woun'ty
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: what you're doing right now? You girl? Right? Oh, I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: see you being an overpacking that dishwashing you talk about packing? Boy, boy,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: she needed a break. I saw the way he was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: bending over that car getting them groceries out that car. Now,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I bought some of these here groceries. Boy, he ain't
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: giving it though. So then youth assumes that you're in
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: an open marriage because you think he's having sex outside
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: the marriage. He said no. But then you asked him
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: was he having sex with other men and women? How
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: much sex he got to have? He just wanted from anybody.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: So this ain't just he just doing. He just wanted
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: for anybody. He just freaking way man, lady, you didn't
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: bid off something right here. So then after you asked him,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: did he want to bring men and women into the relationship?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: He said no. Then he turned around and said no.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: You asked him, was he cheating with men and women?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: He said no. Then he turns around and asks you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: could he bring others in two. Y'all's sex like. You
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: didn't comment on that, But then I don't know what
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: you did. And then you turn around and said you
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: participate him with him once and you went to a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: swingers club, but you weren't attracted to anybody in the room.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: In the room, I bet he was, though I showed
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: bat big Buck or Buck was in Now y'all was
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: walking around a sw here. Ain't got no parents or draws,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Just walk around naked from the waist down with some
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: chet shoes on that some black he got what he
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: got one out there he brought naked from the waist down.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: He got on chet shoes and some black sock. But
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: nick ass around just shopping, y'all at the swingers club.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to any of them, Buck standard, straight
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: up going. I'm attracted to everybody in here. Look at her,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, look at him? Oh oh here she comes,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Oh he he already? Hey man, what's a what's girl?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Hey boy? What you're doing? Lady? So you're in the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: swinger club, just sitting down now, Now that's what you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: need to understand. You are married to a man. Hope,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't worried? All right? Married man hole. You notice, Yeah,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: you're grown shovel, he said, don't stop him. I asked
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: y'all when I started this. See if you say it's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: different when you say it about men double standards. Let's
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: change that. Okay, well let me change your name. This
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: is for radio. Then you're married to a mayhoe. Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: it's called mayhoe. Mayhoe. He can sounds like mayo, sounds
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: like may I hold your hand, sounds like mayhoe. You're
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: married to a mayhoe. This man right here pick up anything?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Then you said, should I let him go be free
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: and let him live his life alone? Oh, let me
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: tell you something that you might free him. But he
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: damn sure ain't gonna be alone. Big Buck is in
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: that swingers club with the drip shoes on every night. Now,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: he didn't coming home that membership, you know, that membership
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: that they give out to everybody in any got life
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: membership down at the swimming This is crazy. Now you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: center talking about should I just watch him have sex? What? Yeah?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Have you lowered yourself to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: the point where you want him so bad you'll just
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: watch him having sex with anybody he bring into your house,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: him or her? Have you lost your mind. And this
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: ain't about counseling. This man don't need counseling. He needs
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: to get put out. He needn't get put out. And
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: you need to go somewhere with your life and stop
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: experimenting with stuff you don't really want to do just
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: to make a man happy. Find your happiness somewhere else.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Find somebody that just won't you. He won't every damn
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: body but dress shoes on shore shoes and some black sock.
• 1:05:53
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• 1:05:58
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  Speaker 1: What's up pimping? What's happening? Oh no, everything holiday and
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  Speaker 1: everything is good? And what's up with you? My maid?
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  Speaker 1: Love it. Junior was happening a pimping man. Why didn't
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  Speaker 1: you know you could glad pimping? And you know it
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  Speaker 1: started when I was a boy. That's funny. I've just
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  Speaker 1: been gliding it do always look like I was on
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  Speaker 1: my bike. Head it's somewhere, you know, I come boy.
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  Speaker 1: The women looked like I'm on a skateboard. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm mean? It was it was up Jay? What up? Today? Again? Again? Again?
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  Speaker 1: You did it? You did it again? Hunt you see it?
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  Speaker 1: I thought, wasn't nobody gonna say nothing? No? This this,
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  Speaker 1: this is one of my favorites right here. Got a
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  Speaker 1: little problem though, you know, like Peter Peter kind of
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  Speaker 1: pissed off about this one. Uh huh, what do you know?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? What is that? Slipping? Huh? Um? Set
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  Speaker 1: about this coat right here? I called him. I called
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  Speaker 1: him slipping, you know. But you know he was on
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  Speaker 1: woy you know he needed some new ones anyway, on
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  Speaker 1: don on dash on comment on Cupid too for this
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  Speaker 1: rain there coat you got this? Yeah, yeah, Santa Claus,
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus gotta get folk new and Jack I get
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  Speaker 1: rude off for Donald Blitzen comed in Cubid They got
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  Speaker 1: you need some black rain, then that's a time black rain,
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  Speaker 1: black rain, and the color to color? You know who
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  Speaker 1: made this fun? Me? Who miss Claus? What color the color?
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  Speaker 1: You know? To make it real Christmas? E you miss Claus,
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  Speaker 1: got something going on that you want to talk about now?
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  Speaker 1: You know? You know she wanted to, but I said,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't give a damn bout the rain, dear, but
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  Speaker 1: I shon't like Santa. That's my dude. Man. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: even pay. She asked me, minded you know you come
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  Speaker 1: on up and no, Steve, she said, no, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to you know, all right, pimping. Hang on, okay, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we got more
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  Speaker 1: with the one and only reindeer coat wearing pimping. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, pimping,
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  Speaker 1: come on with more of your week fifteen nflick. I
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: was saying, just so we'd be clue. Everybody need to
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  Speaker 1: understand me and Santa is boys be cool. I would
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  Speaker 1: never do that. I don't ever stay up. None of
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  Speaker 1: my homies in the bank, all right. That's to try
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  Speaker 1: to get some toys. Jason Toy talking about She yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she got some real cookies. I say, a girl, come
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  Speaker 1: on time. Ready, I'm stayed ready boy, okay, okay, So
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump this thing off. Earning Man New England
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  Speaker 1: Patriots ahead of the Cincinnati to play the Bengals, and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: New England New right there sing Cincinnati and with nobody,
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  Speaker 1: and New England has been taking ass. They're gonna take
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  Speaker 1: it out on somebody. Go ahead, all right. Tampa Bay
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  Speaker 1: bucks aheaded to Detroit to play the Lions. Man, Detroit
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  Speaker 1: ben't hurting me, man, I've been trying to pull for him,
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  Speaker 1: and then Tampa Bay Jamison Woodson did. I was just
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: gonna go with Tamba Bay and then upset man, even
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: though I know won't Detroit to win, but damn Houston
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  Speaker 1: Texans are going to Tennessee. I play the type, man.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I don't get a kind of ways, ain't you ain't sorry?
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  Speaker 1: A couple weeks to go now, Oh yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: and then came back the next weekend lost and just Overjeog.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it was. I'm going with the Texas baby,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't all right. Denver bron Coles headed to
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City to play the Chiefs Kansas City. Okay. Miami
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins headed to New York to play the Giants. Giants, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles headed to DC to play the Red Skins.
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  Speaker 1: Philly picking Seattle Seahawks. Seattle Seahawks. Seat who they play?
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  Speaker 1: They about to play the Carolina Panthers. Pepper Hell yeah, Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's a good one right here. Chicago Bass
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  Speaker 1: going to Green Bay to play the Packers. Oh no,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: he ain't feeling well. Chicago, all right, Then there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota Vikings headed to LA to play the Chargers. Minnesota
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  Speaker 1: going win in South they the man come on shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Jacksonville Jaguars headed to Oakland to play the Raiders. Oakland, Oh, La.
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  Speaker 1: Rams going to La Rams going to Dallas to play
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys. Don't come on, man, you know didn't win
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: La Man, Cowboys rough Man season right there, ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nothing. They get rid of Garrett. Yeah, he can't
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  Speaker 1: coach town. The people ain't in the playoffs. Win sixty nine,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, Atlanta Falcons. Atlanta Falcons headed to Frisco to
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  Speaker 1: play the forty nineties. You know I'm getting here. Win
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  Speaker 1: They can't come on. Didn't even have to say that
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  Speaker 1: it's the next game. Buffalo Bills headed to Pittsburgh to
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  Speaker 1: play the Stealers. Pittsburgh doing good Stealers. Okay, still, and
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  Speaker 1: I won't Buffalo to win man, please Buffalo. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing the Buffalo gonna whoop the Steven now, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll put your seatbelt on for us from
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  Speaker 1: pimping Cleveland Browns headed Cleveland hel Yeah, we've been the
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  Speaker 1: whipped little man. Now I wanted I liked the little dude,
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  Speaker 1: but no, we've been to win this. Come on, come
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  Speaker 1: on brown A Monday night football pimping Indianapolis Coats are
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  Speaker 1: playing the New Orleans Saints. Come on Saints. They then
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  Speaker 1: see man that who that they lost the heartbreak one
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  Speaker 1: though it's a good game. Yeah, that is raindeal pipping.
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  Speaker 1: you see any damn show? Ain't getting me an? Now,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what? Street us don't have any idea
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  Speaker 1: but won't have my black ass and marvel and Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey morning showing some trending news coming up at thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: string show, Well, guys, tis the season for partying. You
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: know there's all kind of holiday kinds of holiday parties
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: going on. However, the guys are here to warm up
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  Speaker 1: your holiday drunk rules. You know they're gonna warm you
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  Speaker 1: up with that. Okay, are you ready? Man? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Come on, come, junior. I won't read one off.
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  Speaker 1: And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
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  Speaker 1: type of drunk I'm talking about the first the woe
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: is me crying drunk. Anybody who won't it take it?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Crying drunk? Every time I come over here, y'all act
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: like y'all mean, yeah, I'm coming every year, Fridgy Way
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: and Anty Way, don't you I'm coming, and you'll never
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: have me to go. I ain't coming next year. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like no, y'all know how alright? Way really easy.
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  Speaker 1: Listened to me. You ain't gonna we cried now. Man
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  Speaker 1: is not your father. I didn't want to tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: but you fought in. I figured you are a note
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  Speaker 1: on your job. The next one. Here we go, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you got it. Here we go the start to fight,
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  Speaker 1: drunk talk trash. Oh that's a big one. You got it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What who got to why I got to open my
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  Speaker 1: gear first? I was, yeah, I'm not opening my dear
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  Speaker 1: first for this year. First, first, for last year. I
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  Speaker 1: was the first. I would want to be the first
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  Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Get your hand off the box, gift podcast that box
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna I'm gonna bush you and your eyespreater. God,
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  Speaker 1: I want you can ask you for Christmas? What was that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if it's for the Christmas? You canna
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  Speaker 1: fight on? They were they were, They were fighting the
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  Speaker 1: major what they don't never made no sense? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go here together for you. This is doing.
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  Speaker 1: This is doing the intellectual drunk. There we go. Give
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  Speaker 1: me that one. Give me that. Come on when the
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we are, last break of the day
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  Speaker 1: on this Friday. It's been a great Friday Friday. Y'all clear?
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  Speaker 1: Something up for me? Okay, Uncle Stephen Junior? Will you
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Uncle Stephen Jake, would you tell Junior you can't catch
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  Speaker 1: the whooping cough and let somebody whooping your ass? Will
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: you please tell him? We've been talking about this friend
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: that was yesterday. He called me. You know you can't
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: get the whooping cough? Let somebody whooping your ass? Why
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: you get that from? Am I right around? You're wrong?
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  Speaker 1: And Jay, normally I'm with you, but thank you, Ja
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: right there with you on the whooping call. Most of
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: the time when I'm getting my whol I'm hollering, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: never called. No. My throat is clear, crystal clear, mouth wide.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Is the whooping calls and the whooping calls the same thing?
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  Speaker 1: Is he trying to say, No, he's stupid. It's not
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: the same. It's called don't worry about Jay, he's stupid.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: Don't even I'm not an idiot. You're not gonna act.
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  Speaker 1: I would never see that. I would never see that.
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  Speaker 1: That's up for the band. You wouldn't, Jay, all right?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: See is that a nice segue into your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: My closing my clothes remarks to day, we'll probably draw
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  Speaker 1: some attention on social media, I would imagine. I would
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  Speaker 1: imagine that my closing remarks today we draw some attention
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  Speaker 1: from radio affiliates. I understand that and I accept it. All.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big boy. I just have things that I
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  Speaker 1: believe in. But today is a day that I want
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  Speaker 1: to say something special to someone. Today is the last
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: day of the time during the morning show. Tom John
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  Speaker 1: and I have known each other for a number of years.
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  Speaker 1: Ever since the late eighties when we first met, we
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: have grown to become brothers. We grew to become old friends,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: we grew to become competitors in the radio world. It
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: has led to some different viewpoints on different things at
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: different times, I would imagine. But today I want to
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  Speaker 1: honor him. I want to honor a man who has
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  Speaker 1: meant so much to black radio syndicated radio. Was really
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  Speaker 1: given birth by his brother, right Hill. I remember the
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  Speaker 1: days of flying, watching him fly from Dallas to Chicago
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: as to fly Jock. No one had ever done that.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's done it. Since he had
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: a presence in radio, there very few people will ever match.
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  Speaker 1: I think that his contribution to radio, I think his
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  Speaker 1: contribution to Black America. I think his contribution to politics.
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  Speaker 1: I think his contribution to all types of movements. I
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  Speaker 1: think his contribution to historical black colleges. I think his
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  Speaker 1: contribution to entertaining people with the world famous sky shows.
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  Speaker 1: I think this brother man deserves a round of applause
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  Speaker 1: for me today because Tom Journer was one of the
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  Speaker 1: great radioo voices of our time. If this man doesn't
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: deserve accolades for his years of service to our community, community,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: his dedication to black people, I don't know who does now.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do this live. I wanted to surprise
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  Speaker 1: him and call in on his show, but due to
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: the politics of the business we're in and the fallout
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: from that, and I just didn't feel like dealing with
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: the small minded people who think that I should remain
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: silent on this day. I didn't feel like it. But
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: this is my show and I'm doing it my way,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: and today I pay tribute to one of the greatest
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: voices of all time in black radio, one of the
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: greatest voices of all time in radio period. Nobody did
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: it the way Tom Joyner did it. Because Tom Joyner
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: did it. First. Listen, this brother right here man has
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  Speaker 1: done so much for so many on so many different occasions.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Joyner is one of the great ones. And for
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  Speaker 1: me not to say that, even as a competitor, with
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: being in justice to myself, I have to live my truth.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: I know there's people, man, you shouldn't say nothing that
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't feel this, or you shouldn't open your mouth. Well,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: I can't help it today because I know great this
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  Speaker 1: when I see it, And he said a mark, he
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: blazed the trail, and he laid it down like nobody
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: had ever laid it down before. The time joined the
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: show will be missed by so many people. He cannot
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: be replaced. He will be missed. He's one of those
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: voices that will go down in history as one of
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: the greats. And on this day the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: we wanted to stop and say, hey, brother, we recognize you.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: You have been valiant on every level, as a competitor,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: as a friend, as a frat brother, as another man
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: dropping bombs from the airways. I hope with mine is
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: over there. They say some of the same things about
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: me Tom joining you were one of the great ones. Man,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: love you, brother, thank you for everything. He all right,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: those of my clothing remarks man because Tom Jordan ar job.
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