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The Day After, Animals, Know A Person, None of Your Business, MTH, Comedy Roulette, Broke Folks, Ask The CEO, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a suit on, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving the move like amazing bus bus things and it's
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  Speaker 1: cob stop me true good at Steve hard listening to
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  Speaker 1: move together for Steve barn Please Bobby, I don't joy
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  Speaker 1: by joining me. Have you gotta use that turn be
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  Speaker 1: hurting you gotta turn the turnout, got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back that it h I shore will good morning
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  Speaker 1: everybody you are listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me nah one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man. You know what y'all? I mean, Really,
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  Speaker 1: the goodness of God is overwhelming if you think about it,
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  Speaker 1: I mean really really think about it, even even when
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  Speaker 1: your circumstance doesn't look so bright, even when you're going
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  Speaker 1: through something that's causing you discomfort, pain, even even in that,
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  Speaker 1: God's goodness is actually overwhelming, because don't forget why you're
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  Speaker 1: going through this moment this first of all, this too
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  Speaker 1: shall pass. But also secondly, remember man, ain't everything else
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  Speaker 1: that you've gone through that seems so insurmountable at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you get past that too? I mean, it's amazing
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  Speaker 1: if you really think about it. If you really don't,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get stuck on any one issue your whole life.
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  Speaker 1: The only people that get stuck on an issue they
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  Speaker 1: whole life is people who won't let it go. That's
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  Speaker 1: really all it is. That are people who exist, and
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  Speaker 1: you may be one of them. Oh please, No, I've
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  Speaker 1: been guilty of it myself before. But I learned something
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  Speaker 1: that are things in my past that I just would
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  Speaker 1: not let go of. It was done, it was over with.
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  Speaker 1: I was past it, but I would not let go
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  Speaker 1: of it. It was over. The dude that did it
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  Speaker 1: to me didn't exist no more. The problem that it
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  Speaker 1: created didn't exist no more. The only problem that kept
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  Speaker 1: hanging on was I would not let it go. And man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't go forward if you're gonna keep looking in
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  Speaker 1: the past. It's an impossible thing. It's like driving a car.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep looking only in the rearview mirror while
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  Speaker 1: you're driving, you're going to crash pretty soon. And a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people just keep crashing over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over because you won't drive your car you
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  Speaker 1: keep looking in the rearview mirror at to pass. Oh
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  Speaker 1: woe is me? Oh? You know they did me like that?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't been the same since he cheated
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  Speaker 1: on me. Oh man, ever since she stole my money,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been the same man. She played me and
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  Speaker 1: ever since that out and treated women differently. My father
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  Speaker 1: used to beat me. Okay, you know now, look, you
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  Speaker 1: may have some deeper stuff going on, like you're abused
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  Speaker 1: or molested as a child, but eventually, guess what, do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that when you have relationship God with God,
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  Speaker 1: you can take that to him too, drop it off
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  Speaker 1: and leave it there. Do you know that he can
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  Speaker 1: fix and heal that. Maybe it's something serious like that
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  Speaker 1: that you need fixing or healing from, a relationship with
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  Speaker 1: God can fix and heal that. But man, come on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, and I'm not trying to downplay it
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  Speaker 1: or make it act like it wasn't traumatic in your life,
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  Speaker 1: because oh God, you don't want to you know, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want nobody do that to you because you want
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  Speaker 1: to be the you know, the post to child for misery.
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  Speaker 1: So please don't let me take that from you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if that's your position, that's your that's your you know,
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame card. You hanging on too. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: post to child for misery. Oh, no one is more
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  Speaker 1: woe than me. Then please don't let Steve try to
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  Speaker 1: take that from you. Go ahead and hang on to that.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something though. If that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna hang on to, that's what you're gonna always
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  Speaker 1: be the post to child for misery. At one point time,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to get on the move past it.
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  Speaker 1: And you can. Sometimes, Man, it's merely a simple thing
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  Speaker 1: of taking it to God and leaving it there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: some people don't have money for therapy. Some people don't
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  Speaker 1: even know who to call for therapy. God is the
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  Speaker 1: best psychologist in the world. He can fix it for you.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing too hard for God. You know when
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  Speaker 1: something seems impossible, y'all, God does the impossible all the
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  Speaker 1: time every day. You don't know how I know. I
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  Speaker 1: just look at a couple of basic things. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that that sun comes up every day in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: It comes up in the east, and it sets in
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  Speaker 1: the west. You can't do nothing about that. All you
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  Speaker 1: can you can wish because you plant your flowers on
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  Speaker 1: a certain side of your house. You can wish y'all
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  Speaker 1: all you want. Then maybe one day he would bring
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  Speaker 1: it up out the northwest. So those flowers were Now
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  Speaker 1: now it's gonna come up about these. It's gonna come
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  Speaker 1: about these, and it's gonna set in the west. And
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  Speaker 1: once the sun hits the horizon when you look in
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  Speaker 1: the water, like if you ever out in la and
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  Speaker 1: you see the sun going down. Once the sun, once
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  Speaker 1: you can visually see the sun touching the horizon, you
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  Speaker 1: have three minutes. You have exactly three minutes. You can
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  Speaker 1: sit there with your watch. You can time you're three minutes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's gone. Three minutes, it's gone. It's man. I
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  Speaker 1: read that somewhere and then I went and tried it.
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  Speaker 1: It's gone every day if if it's clear enough, not cloudy,
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  Speaker 1: once the sun touches the horizon on water, you got
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  Speaker 1: three minutes. I don't care who y'are. You can want
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  Speaker 1: it to be different. That's what he does. When the
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  Speaker 1: wind blows, you can't do nothing about it. He can
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  Speaker 1: bring it from the northeast, he can bring it from
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  Speaker 1: the west, he can bring from the south, he can
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  Speaker 1: bring it hard, he can bring it cool, he can
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  Speaker 1: bring it hot. It's certain things that God. God does
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  Speaker 1: the impossible all the time. You can't explain him. You
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  Speaker 1: know how those stars sitting up there, How how can
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  Speaker 1: you find these constellations? The Big Dipper, the little dip
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  Speaker 1: of Ryan the Hunter. Oh, that's God, that's God. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: you can do by it. You can't reach them stars,
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  Speaker 1: you can't shoot at them, you can't move them out
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  Speaker 1: the way you know, or Ryan the Hunter's belt is
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  Speaker 1: gonna beat them three stars out of angle. You can,
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  Speaker 1: you can, you can call it what you want to call.
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  Speaker 1: It's still that's what it is. See, He does the
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  Speaker 1: impossible all the time. He created heaven and Earth. You're
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  Speaker 1: saying that God can't get you through your pass Somebody
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  Speaker 1: did this to me. It's the worst thing I had,
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  Speaker 1: the worst childhood of anybody. God can't get you pass
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  Speaker 1: at He can move Heaven mountains, Earth, he can form
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  Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon. He can make the water come over
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  Speaker 1: Niagara Falls twenty four seven. He can't fix yo little
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  Speaker 1: bit of past yours. You you insect magnificant being as
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  Speaker 1: we are. It's amazing how people make their problems bigger
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  Speaker 1: than God. Somebody told me one time, stop telling God
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  Speaker 1: how big your problems are. And start telling your problems
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  Speaker 1: how big God is, and go on with your life.
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  Speaker 1: Quit driving your car looking in the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing back there but your pass. And if it
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  Speaker 1: was hurtful or painful, or something you just felt like
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  Speaker 1: you can't get over, take your problems to God and
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  Speaker 1: leave them there. You hear the old spiritual all you've
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  Speaker 1: heard it, Take your problems to the Lord, take your
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  Speaker 1: burdens to the Lord, leave them yet all time. But
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  Speaker 1: you think that applies to everyone. But you come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of people out there going through much
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  Speaker 1: worse than you have and have overcome it all. Why
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  Speaker 1: won't you take the step to overcome your pass so
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  Speaker 1: you can get on with driving your con see with
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  Speaker 1: God trying to take you, But it's the trick of
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  Speaker 1: the enemy. The enemy tricks you from seeing your future
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  Speaker 1: by having you constantly looking in your pass. Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: a trick of the devil. If the man, If the
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  Speaker 1: devil just lets you quit, if he would just let
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  Speaker 1: you get to drive in your car and look out
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  Speaker 1: into your future, your future shows hopefulness. You have hope
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  Speaker 1: when you see the future. But he can keep you
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  Speaker 1: in misery if he keep you looking at your miserable pass.
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  Speaker 1: He created you, He got a plan for you. God
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  Speaker 1: looking for you. Man, God would love to hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's spend some time talking to God today. Hey, God
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  Speaker 1: was happening. It's me. I know I ain't talk to
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  Speaker 1: you in a while, but feel bad about that. But
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  Speaker 1: I need you. He know that. Everybody should say that
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  Speaker 1: prayer all the time. It's cool. All right, well, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, monkeys,
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  Speaker 1: ring of things, gorillas, chimps, rhinoceros, elephants, hippos. I must
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  Speaker 1: repeat this especial love to them, big j'all, Ring of
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  Speaker 1: team man, what's up? What that's how you open the seals? Puis? Yeah, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I started off with a series of monkeys,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite and it was not a reference to you
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  Speaker 1: all in anything, So don't tweet that. I was just
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  Speaker 1: making reference to them because they're my favorite animals in
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  Speaker 1: the movies. We don't don't go well, yeah, that goes
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  Speaker 1: without saying something up. Oh good, wow, Shirley, Hello sir,
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  Speaker 1: Happy hump day. Yeah, morning everybody, Oh food, top of
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  Speaker 1: the morning. That's how you started off ignorant. You pick
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  Speaker 1: it up, pick it up, pick it up, y'all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell y'all something on this show. Okay, we have
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  Speaker 1: several leader people. I know. They try to just blame
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  Speaker 1: it on me. Yeah, but that's not the ring leader though.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to talk, you know, reference you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be season Ye. Hey man, who is that in
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  Speaker 1: the in planet at the apes? Who is that monkey?
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  Speaker 1: And state man? It was his name, one with the
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  Speaker 1: messed up eye? Oh yeah, I think, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I supposed you're still in touch with big your friends
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  Speaker 1: from Cleveland? Hey, Oh yeah, dude, lifetime friends of mine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was at the yard. He was at the presentation
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  Speaker 1: of my street. Oh yeah, he was standing in the crowd. Now,
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  Speaker 1: one dude was in the crowd. Ain't nobody seen in years? Coba?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Coba Coba. You're right. But a lot
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  Speaker 1: a lot of my cats came up for the naming
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  Speaker 1: of the block after me. One dude had been on
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  Speaker 1: the run twenty years. Ain't nobody seen him? He showed
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  Speaker 1: up for he was standing in the back. So that
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  Speaker 1: was wonderful to see. Yeah, support from childhood from the Hood, childhood,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man them dude right there? Ricardo Prude Butch married
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  Speaker 1: of Al brown Man and Calhoun, John Mole, Jeff Gill,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Calhoun, Tommy can stop amp amp am be Nutt
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  Speaker 1: Fleet Onion arm did you mention Onion? That's John? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen, first time you try not to call
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  Speaker 1: him onion on nor More because he ran for counsel.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's nice. Sea. Polit's big of you tried to
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  Speaker 1: be but I think he raised his hand up for
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  Speaker 1: victory one time. He lost a lot of support. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up something funny. Uh, here's the question, how well
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  Speaker 1: do you have to know someone before dot dot dot dot?
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at thirty two after you're listening. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny. Guys, I want to ask the crew,
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  Speaker 1: how well do you have to know someone before? Yeah? Sex? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you want to there, let's go there. Steve says,
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  Speaker 1: what days and it's book? Steve said, I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying to have a relationship, you ain't got nobody,
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  Speaker 1: no time to have sex. Yeah. If you're just trying
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  Speaker 1: to you know, you just trying to do something that evening? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that that evening you can do something I've never I've
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  Speaker 1: never cared for that. I don't know. I ain't like
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had a one nice thing, but it never
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  Speaker 1: never was never ever. Yeah, well you always like to
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  Speaker 1: have a little more meaning behind your action, Steve. Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: let's lie to each other. I miss you, I love you,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. I was thinking about you. You know
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  Speaker 1: it's turn I like that part of get some fun
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  Speaker 1: at this, but you know, I'd rather forward to have
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  Speaker 1: some relativity to it. I don't want just this hill
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  Speaker 1: because I hadn't had that day, you know. You like,
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  Speaker 1: I've been young, like everybody else, I haven't had one
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  Speaker 1: night they stand. It ain't ever ever rewarding. Ain't your
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  Speaker 1: night standing when they ain't ever been good rewarded? What
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  Speaker 1: are you saying? They are some of the greatest moments
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  Speaker 1: of all time. You got your relationship in trouble. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: my relationship is fine. But when I had one night stand,
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  Speaker 1: But way back in the day, those were great days. Wow, wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: so great. I ain't got to call hers, she ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to call me. It ain'tthing to cost me arm
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  Speaker 1: and they live relationships Colls. You know that love coughs.
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  Speaker 1: So you meet someone, meet them dinner. Maybe we can
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  Speaker 1: get a quick bite. What now, let's get on too.
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  Speaker 1: We're not finn wise. We had dinner talking. We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be talking on my wife. How fast is the bike?
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  Speaker 1: The bit is real? How much? How long as you
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  Speaker 1: get them fries in your mouth and McDonald talking to
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  Speaker 1: right there and eat this, eat on, eat on the
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  Speaker 1: way your her house. You ain't come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you like that. I can't, but you
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  Speaker 1: know her enough. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put this whole
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  Speaker 1: glad trans back on and we've been to get down
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  Speaker 1: with it. Wow, all right, look everybody good. Can we
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  Speaker 1: move on? Sex behavior? Yeah? I just think it's for me.
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  Speaker 1: It was just it was a waste of time for me.
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  Speaker 1: I only had one one woman that after it was
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  Speaker 1: over with, I looked for her, oh man h and
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  Speaker 1: she was gone, huh, yeah, I want to do to
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  Speaker 1: marry her. I didn't find it because the next worried
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  Speaker 1: out of my mouth was with you man sixteen at
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  Speaker 1: the time. Hell no, oh you were older than thirty thirty?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you want to continue this? It's such a romantic
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  Speaker 1: I was homeless. Hell you gotta do what you got
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  Speaker 1: to do. She looked good and having a partner. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. Okay, so more questions, more questions, or do
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  Speaker 1: you guys want to stick with that? Okay? How well
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  Speaker 1: do you have to know someone before you loan them money?
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  Speaker 1: M M Steve, you go last on this one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done with the loaning before yeah, before you okay
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  Speaker 1: forty years Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, it's gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: be that Oh my mom, mom could have anything I got. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's you now, that's you now, back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. Oh god, I was, I was too.
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  Speaker 1: Given six months. Okay, then you loan them some money. Okay, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: I had to know all your grandparents on both side.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, we we we had we We had
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  Speaker 1: to have a friendship at least at the very least. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we had to be considered friends. Are really close, super cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know, maybe not, but we're real cool. Before you
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  Speaker 1: ask me for something, Okay, here's a good today. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: if you want ball money from me? Uh you uh,
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  Speaker 1: you don't really lend money now, no, but I'm lon
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  Speaker 1: giving money. He'll give you, but I'll give you some money,
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  Speaker 1: But no, I don't want to be looking for Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: how well do you have to know someone before you
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  Speaker 1: let them stay at your house? Let them stay with you?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, yes, you can't stay at
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  Speaker 1: my house. I don't give a damn who my family case.
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  Speaker 1: We can't stay at my house. You're talking about come
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  Speaker 1: stay with me? Yeah? No, hell no, I don't care who.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You can't relay house temporarily until they get
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  Speaker 1: on their feet, like I don't never have they say
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  Speaker 1: or don't or let me play something to you until
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: you get on your feet. How what were you using
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  Speaker 1: when you walked over feet? Own them, get on them
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  Speaker 1: and go somewhere else. Now, I wouldn't let one of
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  Speaker 1: my children come live with us, yeah, you know if
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: they're transitioning, because one of them talking about doing that,
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  Speaker 1: coming to LA and living, and so we'll let them
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  Speaker 1: stay with us until they get their place. Oh cool,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: my kids, that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: a place this week. I didn't know I could have
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: came over the kids. Children, you already know you can't
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: come stay in no, hold on, hold, let's just gonna
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: get this out, you know, you can't come stay in
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  Speaker 1: my house. I don't give a damn horus roll you got.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You gave too many parties when your uncle was out
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  Speaker 1: of town. But I cleaned up. No, no, not cleaned though.
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  Speaker 1: Now some good parties they'll see. No. No, that time
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  Speaker 1: you threw the party and used my bed, but then
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: made the bed. He used your bed, yeah, but then
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: made the bed. Well that's where the cleansing person would
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  Speaker 1: do it. Make the bed up, right, Hey, dog, change
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  Speaker 1: the sheets we slept. That's it, dog, You don't change
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  Speaker 1: your sheets after you sleep one night. Who did you
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  Speaker 1: have in now? Was that slab? Or? Her name was
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Kiwe remember that Kiwi? Let me tell you something, Kiwi?
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  Speaker 1: In now? It looked like a wild animal had been
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  Speaker 1: in my bed. Hey, look, we gotta coming up right
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  Speaker 1: after this, nephew. Temmy's run that prank back. You're listening.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: It's Tommy's run that prank back. Come on that it
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  Speaker 1: is again. Well, I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, c hey,
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  Speaker 1: this manny man, I lived like about four five streets
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  Speaker 1: over from you, this manning. How you doing, brothers, I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing good man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey? Uh,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I see you you. You got your Christmas lights up right?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? I got him up. I got my
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: whole of them. Many things set up. Man, it's just
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: looking rid to Okay, let me let me ask you something. Man,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: The theme you got in your yard? Where you get
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that idea from? What you mean? Where I get him from?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: The idea? Like you got a snow man, you got
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus, some reindeals, you got your whole house decorated.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: You got Jesus with the Manger and the wise men
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  Speaker 1: around him. Where did you get your idea from? I'm
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I'm lost what you're talking about. Man. You asked me
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: where I got a theme from? I mean you try
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to imply from them. I'm I'm asking you a question.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Where did you get the idea from? I made this up.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I made up Jesus, Jesus and the man you know
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that represents Chrystmas. Man, you go with a team that's
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Christmas base, man, And that's that's Christmas base. Jesus there, Chrystmas,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Jesus and just in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb And hey,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? I'm who are you when
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you get my number from any I'm I'm I'm manning, man,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm manning. I got I got your number from one
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  Speaker 1: of the people that live on your street. And I'm
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: just asking you on the real where you get this
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  Speaker 1: idea from? I made this idea. If I made this up, man,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I made this up just the second time you ask
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  Speaker 1: me why I get idea from? What are you trying
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to go? The real deal? Dog? The same thing you
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: got if you come four streets over. I got the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: same thing in my yard. And it looked like you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: just stole my idea. And see what you ain't gonna
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: do is try to win Christmas Yard of the season
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: and you don't stole my idea. That's the problem I
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: got with you. Now, the problem you got is like
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: to twisted. Okay, to see I put this together without here,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I never even heard of you, manny begin with. Secondly,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I've been doing this particular theme in my yards as
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I've been standing over. I've been standing over in six years.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't that man this thing last year. And to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: give THEO and I put myself in the same place
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: every damn time I put it down. You did not
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: have this last talk about who are you to call
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: me and tell me about my theme and about my
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: yard and what you got going. I know you ain't
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: copying there, man, I'm gonna tell you right now, and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go no further. You need to rearrange
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: your theme and get a different thing, because you got
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the same theme I got. No, you need to rearrange
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: your okay, because I ain't rearranging Jack over here. Hey, man,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: let me tell you Jack. Tell you something, man, And
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm being really as real as I can be with you.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: If I got to come over there and unplugged stuff,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: if you got to come out, if I got to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: come over to your house unplugged some stuff, no, no, no,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: fig if that thing my foot will be getting a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: plug from your First of all, you ain't gonna come
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: on my street, in my house and just suspect me
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: at all about anything that I got set up in
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: my y'all tell me I ain't that way. I'll tell
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you what. Then, I'm just gonna do this ship. I'm
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: gonna just come over there and take Jesus and take
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: them and take them wise men at your yard. That's
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. Come over this way because of
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: about messing with Jesus in the manger. It's gonna be
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: some real files because football that's fake. Sign with it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That's that's the center other things. Now, if you want
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: to come over here and you want to kind of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: do something like that, you're gonna need Jesus to help
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you because it's gonna be some rolling around going on,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: like Yo, what the bottom line is this? Right here?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You got the nerve to do the same thing. My god,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm full streets sober. I'm driving through looking at everybody's
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: over here, man, looking at everybody's the only one and
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: same way, the same place. Good the doubt long year.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody ever called me your stuff look like? Man?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It from four five streets? Who the head? This man
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: in any Wait? Man, ain't got no right coming on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: my street because you don't stay on this street. You're
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: going around looking at people trying to get your ideas. Man,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you got a rich No. No, I'm very original. I
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: moved to this neighborhood and fol you did. I've been here.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I've been here ten years. You've been here about six.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I know you've been living over here. I've been living
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: over here. Six years this fu. The vision was just
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: coming up when I came over here. How are you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me you've been running your teams would not
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: been running mine? Fool you crazy? Hey man, and I ain't.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to go back. Man, You know what,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I got better things, So I still got some more
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: lights put up. Hey, I gotta want to class can
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: go back and forth. What I'm gonna tell you is
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: just right here. I'm gonna come take Jesus off your yard.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Jesus and then one to take Jesus
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: out of my yard. I see now you're sounding like
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: when I'm crazy people come about taking Jesus out of
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: my life. That's where you got life and mess up.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Come on over, I got somebody, man, and what you
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: look here, don't turn your lights on. Light's gonna be
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: on the nighte tomorrow night and every other night talking
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: about taking my Jesus in the makers. I'm original as
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a written it can be. Come over if you want to.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I got something. You have stole my ideal and we're
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: talking about this stelling ideas. Come on, here's hey dog dog.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something right now. Jesus and then
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: wise men is coming I choll yard today. No, you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: know what, man, I'm through with you. Man, I'm through
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: with you. You know what? Come over here if you
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: want to touch my bathing Jesus, touch my mainjer touch
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: men josph and the wise man, and I'm gonna put
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the North Star over your literally, hey man, I don't
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: know where you get my number from? A night? Who
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: are you? Anyway? Who is it? Who are you? Man?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you tell about? Coming over here?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Missing with anything's on cob okay, set to go off
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: every evening at the funs. The story getting dark, my
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: going on? Let mine? I come on the night be
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: for you anyway? Why why are you white? You can't
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: come up with your own team? Man? Why you can't
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: my own thing? Look at it. I'll tell you what, man?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Who for you? Anyway? We're just watched like you say,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: four five three over? What kind of call you got me?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Where I come find you? Little? Come deal with you
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: right now? Where are you at? Right now? Where you
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you know what? Don't worry about where I'm at. I'm
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a ready on your life at literally now, I'm gonna
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: come fine. No, your life ain't coming on tonight what
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: never not come on the night. There's gonna be some
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: files in your life. It's gonna be on the breeze
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: and you I'm gonna let you know this many many
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: fruit who for you anyway? Man? You can caused me
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: out of the blue telling me that you're gonna come
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: disconnect my life and still my major and take my
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: baby jeess out the man? Who are you should up
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: feel accusing me of feeling your things when it's been
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: my theme or all these years six years I've been
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: doing this night of war best yard three years or
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: three years running in this season. Now I think you're
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: trying to get mine. But but see the problem is
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: you don't want best yards because you're still in my idea.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: How can I be sitting your man? Man, you know
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: what you and your and I'm ready to deal with
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: your right. Hey, dog dog, I'm not going to go
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme. Dog,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a minute, how can I have one
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: that's yards three years running and you're saying I got
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the thing you you should have been getting. You must
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: not be doing your right. Let me let me, let
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: me let me go on on say this to you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: right now? Dogs? What Larry on your streets told me
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to call you. Larry? Larry told you to come who
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: lay gave you my numbers? Larry and Tommy told me
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: to call you. Larry and Timmy told you to call me.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Do you know who Tommy is? Nothing that, ain't that,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: ain't never missing, ain't Tommy to me? Whom I'm Tommy?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: just got planked by your boy Larry Man. Nephew Tommy,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: you want the show told me to call you. It's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: a you win every single year the Christmas. But it's
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: kind of funny. Hey yeah, let me ask you something.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the lane? Oh? Man, hands,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The show with Nephew Loves. It's about
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  Speaker 1: being stupid, That's what it's bout. All right, more of
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: This segment is called none of your darned business, Jay,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Please it explain. Okay, it's very easy. You need to
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: stay out other people's business. You see something going on that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Don't bother you, That don't concern you, basically, ain't ain't
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: no damn. For instance, you see somebody steal somebody's order
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: at Starbucks, daniels, just take it right on the end,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you know what it put and they take it. Then
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you damn your name anyway they put your name on away. Yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: you don't know what that person going through it. Let
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: them have that call. They got some mold back there.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, let him your name
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: is on the coupe, and don't change inside the cup.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You don't. And it ain't but an eight cent loss
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: to star Write it off, Write it off? What you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: want to tell you? What you know? If it's the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: fifteen uh huh. And you go to your mail box,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: uh huh, and you see somebody else opening somebody else's checks, Yeah,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: that ain't nothing help. How does that concern none of
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: your damn? I ain't got you know, what's the fifteen?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: You know the check coming? They ain't told me gonna
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: take the money they did. Yeah, yeah, this happened to
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: me before. If I'm standing in line at the bank,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: uh huh, and I go up there and I and
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I'll give her a withdrawal slip uh huh, and she
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: give me too much money? Right, that is none of
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: my damn did don't your blessings and go home. Don't
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: excuse me. Yeah, I'm gonna get into a whole lot. Now,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you that extra time walk away and that ain't your being.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I hate to say that stealing. Okay, that's not stealing.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Gave it Timmy money was given to him. But it's
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: not your money. It is. I didn't slide her a note.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I slid her withdraw all last league. Now, how much
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: you put in there? That's none of my bars, not
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: at all. If it's not enough, it's my bills too much, nobody,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I just I won't spend it for your fine going
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: right here? You at work and you know one of
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: your co workers arms is uneming. I mean chicken smoking caps.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Just don't sit, that's dumb. I point your fan towards that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Why they're going through something, just like that coffee stealer.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't that smell like hot garbage and they got
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. You wouldn't fly them over there,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't. I wouldn't say anything when you in the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: parking lot and you see somebody bad. You're doing another
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking about heating good. But then they look
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: up and see you drive. You wouldn't get their light
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: that you forgot the men information that you your ass
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be in a witness, protect your program, call the police.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: No what you came for. You get hurt. Stuff that
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: ain't your business will get you hurt. Ladies and gentlemen.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Here she is our very own talented news voice of fact,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: reason and truth. Miss Anne Trip. Welcome back. A lot
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: of folks are going to work today. Actually loan that many,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: but some of them. This is answered with the news.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: The US immigration authorities say that an eight year old
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Guatemalan boy has died while in US government custody. He
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: died in New Mexico. Customer officials say the child was
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: treated at a hospital on Monday for symptoms of a
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: cold and fever. He was released with prescriptions of the
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: medicine he needed. Then, they say, he was later brought
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: back to the hospital and died Christmas morning. The cause
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: of death has not been determined. The partial government shutdown
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: amazing effect and is expected to really be felt today
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: as this is the first back to work day. After
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Christmas holiday, a quarter of the government's been shut down.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That's about eight hundred thousand workers. Core government functions are
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: not affected. However, TSA and air traffic control agents are working,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: but will be paid retroactively. Am tracks running, the post
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: office is open. People will still receive their Social Security checks.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Custom and Border protection agencies are still on the job,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: as are our military around the world. A lot of
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: folks still are forced to cancel their vacation plans, like
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: those in the FBI, immigration enforcement, and officials at prisons,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: because if they qualified as essential personnel, that means they're
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: required to work during any government shutdown. So he had
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: to like say bye bye to the vacation. The President, meanwhile,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: says of the shutdown won't end until Democrats agree to
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the funds he's demanding for the border wall, and the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: President insists that a wall it is the only way
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to keep undesirables out. You have drugs, you have human trafficking,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you have illegal people coming into our country. We can't
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: do that. We don't know who they are. In the
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: caravan six hundred and eighteen. People were very bad, in
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: some cases criminals. The Department of Homeland Security posted a
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: statement on Facebook last months saying that they were over
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: six hundred convicted criminals traveling with the Central American caravan.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: By the way, the shutdown has affected something called the
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Violence Against Women Act. Now you may not know about this,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: but it expired midnight on Friday. Both the House and
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Senate passed spending measures that would have extended the Act
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: until February, but since the measures tied to the overall
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: budget wall border wall thing, it was not reauthorized. Now,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: the Violence Against Women Act funds and administer several programs
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: assisting survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault, and the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: grants already award remained in effect, but all the new funding,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: as you would expect, is on whold Tennessee Republican Bob Corker,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: by the way, it's calling the border wall government shutdown
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: quote juvenile contrived fight and claims the President Trump, and
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: he says some of them, you know, not so flattering
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: things about the President. President Trump is slamming back as
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: he does on Twitter, claiming that Corker supported the Iran
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: nuclear deal, which he didn't, and that the GOP senator
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: came to him and asked for his endorsement to run
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: for reelection, and that when he refused to give it
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: to him, that Corker announced he was retiring. Corcus says
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that's not true either, and he adds, yeah, just like
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Mexico supposedly paying for the wall. Sanator cork was blasted
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the president with the hashtag alert the daycare staff. Americans
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: meanwhile all over the country of sharing their personal and
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: financially related shutdown stories or via the hashtag shutdown stories.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Looks like the new superhero flick Aquaman rule the Christmas
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: holiday box office. Over the weekend the long one Aquaman
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  Speaker 1: earned some seventy nine million dollars. Combined with international sales,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Jason Momoa's film broaden over a half a billion bucks.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: I'm smoke for the comedy, joke for the comedy. Been
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  Speaker 1: to divorce core three times for the time. I got
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  Speaker 1: love for the comedy, Club for the comedy every nine
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  Speaker 1: and then I need a hook for the comedy. I
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  Speaker 1: hope for the comedy. Note for the comedy. Did a
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  Speaker 1: cruise ten years on a boat for the cop talk
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  Speaker 1: trash for the comedy, got cash for the comedy, even
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: got some real good ass for the connue, Black for
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  Speaker 1: the comedy, White for the comedy, or senting your hall.
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  Speaker 1: He let me write for the SHI and I go
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  Speaker 1: back for the comedy. Make stacks for the comedy. Got
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  Speaker 1: much love and that's a fact for the comedy. Take
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  Speaker 1: a feel for the comedy. Feel for the comedy. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get mad when they still for the comedy. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: for the comedy. They shout for the comedy. Gonna drop
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  Speaker 1: the mic here because I'm out for the am I am?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I too old to see you? Okay, you're listening Steve
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, fellas, time for comedy roulette, Jacob,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: quickly set us up again. Please you test us every week,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: you test our comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: them on the wheel, spending the wheel, wed stop. We
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: can do it, but you got here's the topics. Number one,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: people I hate on my job. Man, everybody can do that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Number two, your mama keeps hitting on me. That Number three,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I thought they was dead already. Number four Jehovah's witnessed.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Number five, people with a clean house. Put them on
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: the wheel, spending the wheel with You got people I
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: hate on my job? Let me have first. You know
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: the people on your job who bring that food item
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: that don't nobody want any damn one, but they all
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: booze you by it. First of all, don't nobody like
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie? All right? Why then't bring it to word?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: And didn't make an announcement. Hey, I gotta slice of
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: pumpkin pie and then don't touch it. You ain't got
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: nothing worry about it? Fucking pie? What else you got, junior?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I like. I don't like people
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that I work with that act like they healthy than you.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: That's an issue for me. You know, I'm sicking. He's sick.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: He do me ain't like he mo healthy to me?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: But he got at told. I want you to know
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: he ain't told. An't it now? I ain't talking about
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: nobody I do. But you just hate them. I can't
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: stand the dude that that that that right on you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: when you clock out of hour, you would hear you
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: thought you had a cool with him until you get
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: halfway home. Yeah, they are they looking for you? How
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: do you know? I'm going? I I don't like people
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: send you video, email you videos of their life. That
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: just got personal real. The topic is people I hate
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: on my job. Let's go. You know what the people
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I hate on my job and not only are they
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: sicker than you, but they have functions to raise money
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: about how damn sick down. We don't have nothing for diabetics.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Were running We make a speech. We ain't out there
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: doing that. We don't have a month for with you
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: having a date or a month or a marathon. To me,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: just to me, you are sicker than me. You know
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: what I don't like about my job. I know some
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: sick people. I'm not calling no name, I ain't telling
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: no line. I ain't that, But I child like people
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: that got DIABETD. They act like type two is better
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: than type one. Careful all really all that? I take
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: my menas Yeah, I don't shoot my mena They told
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: me the other sick people about it. Yeah, I mean
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you really still old man? Ain't my fun fat? Ain't
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: your ways out? You was at one point? You right?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I talked about nobody on my job.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I can't stay nobody. I can't stand nobody on my job.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Who a millionaire? And every time they come to work,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: they alway, who I'm going through? Where you going through?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: You ain't going through who? The Lord Testament ain't testing you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't not wrong with who I'm going through who.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your part going through? God? They
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: had your boy, I tell God, man, I'm gonna make
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: it through who. Man? They trying to test your boy.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: How is they testing you when you come back? Who
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: all these champagne ass prod? All right, we gotta go.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up with the
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. You do not want to miss
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter. It is a good one today, trust
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: me on that. But before we get to that, the
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Nephews in the building with his prank phone call, what
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: do you have for us today? On the Moonstone? I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: like that movie Huckle Barring Tunes Stone. Everybody gonna meet one.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: It's on one day here it is Homeser. Hey, man,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna we gotta problem with the steer harm Man.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Y'll want to mess around and put the wrong name
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: on my tombs and wills to day, and we got
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: a problem. We gotta get rictified. Man, y'all, hold hold on,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: hold on man, calm down. And first of all, what
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Ritchie Man. But I
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: can't understand a funeral home make a name tone of
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a stake, you know what, I don't make no sense.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'll even been in the business to be doing something
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like this. So this is a family business. We've been
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: doing this forty plus years. Well, I don't make a
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: mistake like that. What's what's the problem, what's the mistaken?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: What's what mistake you think we made? Okay, look, man,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: we're being my am. Two weeks ago. Her name is
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: rose Up. Okay, all right, what do you spare? Our
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: name is r O s e t t A. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: got r O Z e t t an. She was
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: bored tune to eight nineteen forty eight. Y'all got August
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the six, nineteen forty y'all got the dates mixed up.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Then y'all got her name mixed up. And when we're
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: ein't going to do That's how my anti are rifted
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: in peace with the wrong stuff on her thombstall combat
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: where you can't get him at me, I can't as
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: no way I can help you to get him at
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: me now I need it's the problem, then, man, I
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: could check the paperwork. I can check the paperwork and
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: see what the problem is. Now, if you gave me
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the wrong information, your family gave me wrong information. Dad,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: We just put down where we would give it. And
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: if we got to change something, we gonna change it.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: But it's gonna cause you some more money. No, y'all.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: We we're I'm paying another damn damn to that fo all,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: not another damn damn the stuff gonna get changed on
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: this damn toom. So then we're not paying for none.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell this this so I'm I'm decided. I'm
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: saying we can help you out. I can help you.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: But if you gave me the wrong information, that's only you.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Why didn't do that, that's only you. We didn't give
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you the wrong with information. No, I'm gonna tell you
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: this here. You put it on the name wrong. What
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: is your name? My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendrick. Let
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. If this don't get changed, body noney,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: me and some of my cousin's gonna come out there
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: and start digging up about it, right, y'all. Not coming
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: over here and digging up nothing, y'all's my play. He
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: will disrespect my family and come over here, and you're
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: gonna get up what We're gonna dig up some burdens.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna if you're gonna get the direct problem
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: of mine, Tombston, it's not gonna be none of that.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna six
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the problem and check the PaperWorks and I can get
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: back to you. That's why I can do. But you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: ain't digging up nothing. If if, if you're six six
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: three on money, get tonsta. But even me and my
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: cousin is coming out there digging up some of them.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Damn damny body until you don't get this damn thing six,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be nobody coming over there. Hold on, see
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: what now I'm getting excited to comment. Man, let me
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: just talk to you like a man. Listen. What I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: saying to you is that the family seals out the paperwork,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: put the name in the birth date on there. If
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: it is incorrect, it has to be fixed. I have
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to call the man out here to fix it, and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that's gonna call some money. I have to pay him.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, if that is the case, if
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: the paperwork is incorrect, it's not on us, and I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: might have to charge you a little extra money just
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: so I can get it tacking killed to get charge nothing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: We ain't got no more money, man, we ain't got
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: no more charge to bear in my money. We ain't
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: got no more I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you one more time, mister Kendrick. If don't see or cha,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'm coming after this evening, and look at my anty tunstalk.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I'm coming out there now. If the date and the
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  Speaker 1: name ain't fixed, promise you so help me. I'm gonna
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: store digging up but it and if you're answer that there,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you in one of them home and
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what vegid. You're not gonna put me
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: in no home? Man? Like I said, I try to.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the deal is and how we will get this fix.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody come out here and dig it up nothing?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I bet you. I bet you I'm digging a hole
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and I'll put you if you don't fix my hand.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Then we both were going in the damn hole. That's
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. We're both going in that in because
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: somebody you want to fix me around and put the
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: room d you want to put the spill my hand,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: man run and everything. I don't even answer the damn phone.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And my uncle get excisions region what Regid? Fix nothing
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: mean you're yelling at each other? We mean we don't
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: do this yelling at each other is not gonna fix
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the problems. I might. I still have to do a
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: step here. I have to look at this paperwork. But
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: when are you gonna look at it the rather if
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you keep yelling. I don't even have tiny golden paper
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: word every time and you're really look at something. You're
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: yelling in my head. Let me say this until you
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: one more time. I'm come at mondfucker. I'm gonna come
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: out there right now. That's what I'm gonna do. You
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: know what We're to come on there so I try
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: to talk nice to your to tell you what to
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I told you that this is a fan of business.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: You just respected me. You come out here. You ain't
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: no because when we both got it all days. That's
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to tell you right now. You're not
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: looking at ten when you need. You need to know
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: them on my way because they're duarantee you you're gonna
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: try it. I'm gonna bring you then bring no. You
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: ain't your cousin laughter gonna call bigger bull setting holes.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I'll be when they get rid of that said the thombs.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I mentioned the fan right oh, when come off, you
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna cussing. I got something I need to tell. Yes,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you got to say, I'm saying listening to Kendrick, you
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: wrap the miss Tommy, you just got branked by ya. No,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: your man, you Tommy. I all, hey, man, I gotta
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ask you one more thing. What is the baddest I'm
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy Morning Show. That is to stop. Oh, Tommy,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: anything y'all want written on? Y'all? I need to make notes. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I told you I was sick, Junior. I would have
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: to go with Jake big Dog. What what would you
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: put on your two? We had to put a funny
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: quote on that? What would you put I just need
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: a little bit longer? Yeah about you? Sure to call it? Y'all?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Got something too soon? Too soon? You're soon? For the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: question of too soon, all of the involved write something
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: nice that put it in curse now, I'm I would
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: incurse your print. You know what I want to put
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: on that? I I think I would put it. If
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: you love me, come on in here with me. I'll
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: put on the TURNAROUNDT told you what six says it?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, that's the best one. Yeah, you believe
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: all the time. You call James told you you've ever
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: been to a funeral and it all went wrong? Oh? Yes, fights, fights,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: t shirts with people names and felt wrong for the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: wrong members, not been allowed to get in the cars. Yeah,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: people name. I still in line with Biggie Wig at
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: the wrong funeral. And boy, when I got up there
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and saw the body and it wasn't Alp, I said,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: god dog. I walked past the family. Big was in
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: line talking to these two girls. I couldn't get his attention.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: He got up there and it wasn't Alph. Can't do
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: it on their funeral. Horror stories ain't definitely many change. Yeah,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: let's talk about something back to life, Yeah, ja, spot back.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, it's time for today's
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you're in a situation and you
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: need some advice, please please submit your Strawberry letter to
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. Steve and I could read
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: your letter on the air. Who knows just like this one? Uh?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: The subject today is whose is it? Come on, Tommy,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: To Strawberry letter. I don't know. For some reason, I
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: love this subject whose is it uh? Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: This past Valentine's Day started out as the most amazing
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: day with the man of my dreams. We planned to
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: go out to dinner, so after work I went to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: his condo and waited for him to get home. The
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: moment he walked through the door, we got busy quick
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: and wild style. Afterwards, we pulled ourselves together and went
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: out to dinner. He gave me the bottle of perfume
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that I had always wanted, so the night was going great.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: After dinner, we went back to his condo and had
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: some drinks, listen to some music, and ended up getting
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: intimate again. The love making was so intense and passionate
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: this time until he abruptly jumped up and yelled, what
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: did you say? It took me a couple of seconds
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and then I realized, Oh my goodness, I just whispered
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: my ex's name. How did this happen? I've been divorced
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: for ten years and I have no contact whatsoever with
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: my ex. My man looked at me with this hurt, angry,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: disgusted look and left the bedroom. This is the second
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: time it's happened. I did the same thing a few
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: years ago. He eventually forgave me the first time and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: we got back on track. But this time, I don't
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: think it's going to be that's going to happen. I've
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: apologized over and over, but we've only spoken twice since then.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so mad at myself. I'm heartbroken and confused. What
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: is wrong with me? Do you think he will forgive
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: me again? Or is it best to just leave it
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: alone and walk away? By the way, we're in our
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: mid fifties, both divorced, and we've been together for the
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: past seven years. I don't want to lose him. Please help. Wow,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: what a way to mess up for a really good evening. Girl,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: What were you thinking? I mean, okay, I can hear
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: your brain, I can hear breathe. You guys had a
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: great night. You say, this is a man of your dreams.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You guys have been together for seven years, you've been
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: divorced for ten. Where did this come from? I mean,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: did you have too much to drink where you drop?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: You know, maybe you can blame it on that, but yeah,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: this is this is kind of crazy, and you you
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: hurt his ego, you know, not just one time, this
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: is a second time you've done that. How do you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: think he's supposed to feel? It makes him think? I
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: guess from a man's point of view that you're thinking
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: during the most endimate time, not about him, but about
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: your ex. And that's not cool. I don't know how
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you did that. You slipped up really badly. He forgave
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you the second time the first time. I mean, eventually,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's gonna forgive you this time.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends on you, know, how you
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: make it up to him, if he allows you to
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: make it up to him. I don't think that you
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: should just leave and walk away without you know, doing
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: everything you can. But you're in your mid fifties, you're
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: both divorced. I mean, it sounds like you have a
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: good thing going. You just messed it up. You're just
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: gonna have to I don't know, really, you know, plead
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and appeal your case to him. Maybe he'll forgive you
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a second time. I don't know, Steve, Well, I don't
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: need to how much time I got how many minutes?
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: You've got plenty of time, because I could do this
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: three minutes. I can get all this in in one time.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's just let me explain something to what
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: happened was has happened to a lot of men before.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: But the title of the letter is whose is it?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: So obviously he asked the question in the middle of
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the session. Whose is it? And he said it because
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: he knew he would putting in work, take a time.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: He had had this thing all moaning this round to
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: y'all back you walk in the door, is passionate, all
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: haild and broke blues. Then bitch your buttons off and
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: that's when you know it's question her buttons. He couldn't
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: just ripple. I'm gonna need two times to do this
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: because I forgot. I got to set up. What the
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: hell happened? Y'all came in the room, tan of each other.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: The anticipation was incredible. He gave you perfume that you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: always wanted. Y'all walked through the dog. Y'all got busy,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: she says in her life quick and lois style. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: you know what wild style? This all? Yeah? This when
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  Speaker 1: you break spindles off in the banister, This where you
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  Speaker 1: can't explain how the hell hell the refrigerator handle in
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  Speaker 1: your hands? This how wild? Yeah? The blood that hold
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  Speaker 1: of mallet and butcher knife. It broke. You can't don't
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  Speaker 1: even find that other kitchen chill. You don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what the hell why is the kitchen chill outside? He
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: just got three? Now? Yeah? And who told the hot
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  Speaker 1: water handle off? The speech? That's pretty wild. It just happen.
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  Speaker 1: All the cushions on the couch is whipped. Come. You
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  Speaker 1: can't explain none of this. And it's a crack in
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  Speaker 1: the flash screen TV. That's how wild he did. And
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  Speaker 1: the fireplace don't work no more. It just popped off.
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  Speaker 1: This is quick and wild stock. When you in there,
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  Speaker 1: you can't explain nothing. People coming on? What is all
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  Speaker 1: the neat prints in it is caught? Yeah? God, is
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  Speaker 1: your knees bleeding? He got a zipper print on his cheek.
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  Speaker 1: That's how wild it got up in Now. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: I come back, I'm explained to you because right in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of this wild style, while he was performing
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: at his high level ever before, he asked the proverbial
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: question whose is it? There's a word missing in there,
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  Speaker 1: but we all know what he meant. You said, whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? When I come back, we will go down
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the list of things you could have said and then
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  Speaker 1: a list of things that you probably said right after
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  Speaker 1: this all hell break you. All right, we'll have birt
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  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
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  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter subject whose is it? You had
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  Speaker 1: some lists? Yeah, Tommy, yes, sir. Now for the first time,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the role of her. I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's not gonna be the oh, okay, Tommy, it's say
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  Speaker 1: whose is it? Okay? Then this first list, it's because
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  Speaker 1: she said something wrong, because in the letter she said
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  Speaker 1: the Tyler letters, whose is it? In the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the letters, she said, he jumped up and said, what
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  Speaker 1: did you say? So, now after he jumped up and
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  Speaker 1: said to avoid the what did you say? Let me
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  Speaker 1: give you, ladies, a list of things that you can
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  Speaker 1: say if you're on shure of whose it is? So, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, whose is it? Oh? Chi, I see that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Like a bear. That's all right? Come on, No, he
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  Speaker 1: sounded like a bear. Whose is it? Who is you? Daddy?
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  Speaker 1: You daddy, You're not a good girl. I ain't gotta be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save your man. Who's this? Big down?
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  Speaker 1: Any of these would have worked. Whose is it? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Look at me? Whose is it? Who you thank? Whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? You better know it? All of those would
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  Speaker 1: have worked. One more, Thomas, Who's this? That's my favorite? Now,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: those are list of things that you can use to
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  Speaker 1: keep yourself out of trouble, that would keep a man engaged,
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  Speaker 1: working hard and giving his all. Now here's what you
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  Speaker 1: can't say. When he asked you, Now, his name is
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: nath Fang. The name is my name, it's Nathan, it's
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  Speaker 1: quake name. I forgot that that wants on driving like?
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  Speaker 1: So come on, Tommy, whose is it? Oh? Harold? What?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know? What I say? Ning to be calling me? Harold? Come?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I said, Nathan? No, no, no, you said hair Nathaniel?
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  Speaker 1: Why would I come? Okay, go again, let's go, Come on, baby, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: whose is it? Oh? What what you're doing? What you
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Go ahead? Tom Me do it all right? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? Okay? Okay, okay, have me think that time?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta go? What did you say you gotta keep
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: doing that? What did you just say? What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Do it again? Go ahead? Whose is it? Baby? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know? What did you say? You're doing good? You
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. Come on, baby, whose is it? Baby? Baby?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I said, whose is it? I'm confined? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: asking me? What you talk about? I asked you? Whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? Last one? Baby? Baby? Whose is it? M?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? What did you last? One? Time?
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  Speaker 1: That hard? Talk to me baby? Talk to me baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? Baby? Whose is it? What? Your name is?
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  Speaker 1: My name name? Think my name name? Think you Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's what you mean? Fill it in? Yeah? Classic, alright,
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  Speaker 1: fun Steve oh Man, thank you word? Sorry that just
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  Speaker 1: tell me he was really into fort a part. I
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  Speaker 1: know it didn't. Yeah, you reading hard. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: re enactment. I mean he got that part down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: put your shirt back on. We don't know you like that?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Listen, we gotta get out of here. Guys.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: You can email us your instagram us, your next on
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: today he Strawberry Letter and my girl Shureley. You're listening, okay,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for broke people. Jay tell
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  Speaker 1: us what this segment's all about. Please, Steve is gonna
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  Speaker 1: let us know some things that broke people need to
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  Speaker 1: know that should know about being broke, just the way
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  Speaker 1: to carry yourself around as a farmer broke person. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as a farmer well, you know, with more expertise at
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  Speaker 1: broke in My life was sp Yeah, the advast majority
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: of my life was spent as a broke So you
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  Speaker 1: know the dudes and dounce I know all of them, man,
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  Speaker 1: and you like first and foremost. You know, if we're
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: getting ready to go somewhere, just say you ain't got it.
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  Speaker 1: Just let me know off the top. Don't don't wait
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  Speaker 1: till after we're in the car and we at breakfast
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't order, you didn't order already, and you
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  Speaker 1: know you ain't got no money. Just tell me up front,
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  Speaker 1: ain't man, I ain't. I ain't got nothing. Wait to
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  Speaker 1: the chick. Come, ain't scared because they didn't help me
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  Speaker 1: know what I need to order? Yeah, you're in that
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  Speaker 1: order like you got it. So I'm in here ordering
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  Speaker 1: like I got it because I got it. But now
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't order so much, I ain't got it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody that whispered real like you know, whispering like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just get it to me so I know then I
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  Speaker 1: can whisper my order to the way. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to be all live. Give me extrage over there, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: throw that, throw that on that extra extra sausage. It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter. It don't matter if you it's paying for
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  Speaker 1: your food, if somebody m if somebody else is paying
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  Speaker 1: for you food, don't over They don't need that. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't been you know, at least act like you care.
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  Speaker 1: You on't the men, you all this stuff, you don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about. What is that dessert over there that's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: on fire? I like that? I like that? Can I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: had a dessert that's on fire? I like that? You no, no,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean? You know what? What are you
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  Speaker 1: referring to the dessert that I saw them five when
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  Speaker 1: I first come in? Yeah that's what I want. I
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  Speaker 1: like that. But you ain't got no damn money. But
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you just old on. Let me tell you something. If
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: we did all chipped in to buy your ticket to essence,
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  Speaker 1: at least have suspending money that we didn't get. We didn't.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: We didn't got your ticket. You're on the plane, you're
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: in the room to room. We got all that, we
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: got all that. Why you ain't gotten You can't buy
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a hot everybody got a drink. But you there's another
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  Speaker 1: thing broke people can't do. If you ain't putting no
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  Speaker 1: money in. Stop making suggestion about daddy fum stop yes
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  Speaker 1: and and the vertical out if you that's your daddy anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know, if he's tripping, come on, he like
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  Speaker 1: blew his cats could all to be blue when he
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  Speaker 1: can't see the cats money in it anyway, he don't
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  Speaker 1: see the out saying that true? Man, that moment for
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  Speaker 1: me right there. Man, Nah, you ain't got no money,
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  Speaker 1: right you broke? Somebody invites you just you know, we'll look.
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  Speaker 1: I got you. Let's go to the nails a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Just go in there and get your nails. Just go
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  Speaker 1: get your nails done. By saying nothing about doing your
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  Speaker 1: feet and the massage room you put looking back there
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: after massage, take this table. You're not going back there.
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  Speaker 1: Get your damn nails done and put some clothes, toe,
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  Speaker 1: shoes on and going about your pills, no money and
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: know all of a sudden you're getting massages and back
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: rubs and face shows and got your shoes off. You
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  Speaker 1: You getting two people on you at one time. I'm
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: sitting over here getting my nails done. You got two
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: people working on you at one time. Yeah, that makes sense. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're breaking it down. Both people need to have a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: conduct themselves. They need to have that way. Now, your boy,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: your boy needs you to do him a favor because
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  Speaker 1: he working, right, You boy working you. He got a job.
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  Speaker 1: His girl that came to town. He can't get off.
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  Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, do me favor take my girl
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  Speaker 1: to the airport in your car. I know, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking you a big favor. But higg on the gas
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  Speaker 1: car man, put some gas in your tank. Now you're
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: back there filling up your gas tank. And now and
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: now you on all chip. You're not not, not all
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: of a sudden your car in the garage somewhere on
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  Speaker 1: a lilt for one airport trip. Try now, damn dog,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: you asked me to take your girl to the airport. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I get in the car. Man, my all light came on,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: he said, Dog, your all light always one. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't be going way out to no airport, right,
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  Speaker 1: I said. So those are just things you have to
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  Speaker 1: look out forward. People that have got no money. Broka,
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  Speaker 1: that's the head. Yeah, yeah, man, you nailed it right.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show. All right, now
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny. Guys. We're gonna talk about
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: annoying things that grown people do while you're driving. So
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: when you are driving, so these people are in the
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: car with you, riding with you, the passenger, the passenger,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: all the bad seat kids are just yeah, just you
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: the driver. So you got to focus. Yeah, yeah. And
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: it's this little stuff that gets on, just little things, man,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: like just that little Steve like you driving right. I
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: can't stand people to point to stuff for me to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: look at I'm driving. Oh look, oh look look you
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: missed out, you missed you? Oh you they got tomatoes
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: on sale? Look look yeah, come and see that fat.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: And I ain't know where that word, man. I can't
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: stand for people to sing Dad gets on my marri Come.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you don't know the words to the song.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I can't sell and you don't sound nothing like nothing
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: like the song the song? Are you even when you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: just change the station when they're singing Twitter on Talk,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I'll talk rady. I don't care what they're talking about.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: We started listening to Talk the minute you open your
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: mouth and amazes and gentlemen, we are here to do.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: When we going Crosstown to my Auntie Hop, I hadn't
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: been there a thousand times. My wife want to give
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: me directions though, to go this way, go this way, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: forty five and then take fifty nine. If you take
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: fifty nine, we'll get there a little quicker. But we've
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  Speaker 1: been there several times. I know where I'm come on, Steve,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I know I can't damn when people driving they damn
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: call looking over at an accident that they ain't he
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: a about to get us in one over him. I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: can't stand over there. I can't tell you know what
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  Speaker 1: this se that window. That window is not to be
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: played with okay, down, up and down ye yes, or
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  Speaker 1: women with hot splashes. Yeah, yeah, I can't standing that.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: That's why I got win the locked. That's why I
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: got locked. Yeah, you got the lock to winter. Take
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  Speaker 1: the jow off. I'm not not doing it. Don't look
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  Speaker 1: at how brown you. I'm not gonna do it. You know.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I can't stand right as I getting my car washed
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't pick up take it sowhere. If you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: eat in my car and drop any fact I don't
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: know when it. When you're driving, you always notice somebody
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: dropping something. Yeah, you got chips. I see the chip
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: fall down your shirt and should have seaten to my floor,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: But you keep eating like it ain't down it. Okay, okay,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I hate to go there. Come on, I'm driving in
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: my car. I look out the little just look out
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  Speaker 1: the little peripheral of my of my of my right side.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Are you hicking? Yo? Know? Wait a minute, where are you?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Where are you dusting that? A man? Where's that going?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: That's on my flow? Man? Now? Bro, bro, but y'all
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: is saying that you didn't seen it. I used to
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: hate getting there. Somebody called and don't nothing work. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no radio, we ain't got no help. We're
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and it's
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: starting to smoke. Tower this one. Okay, you have gum
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth. Yeah. I don't want to hear you
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  Speaker 1: click it, y. I don't want to hear your pop it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't want to see him making bubbles
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: out of it. Damn it. Just shooting, okay, just shooting,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's why they call it showing. You know.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I had this problem right now. I won't. I want
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: to drive like uncle, but I don't have one. But
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: right now, stay out my damn glove box. Why you?
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  Speaker 1: Why is you in there? What the hell made you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: click that two buttons and pull it down? And what
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: are you looking for? You got something here? When did
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: you put something in there? It's like when you go
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: to someone's house and they go to their medicine cabinet
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Okay, this is what bothered me. We
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: pull out the driveway. Yeah, I'm rolling my son in
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: the backseat. He started holling and crying. We can't go.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: We got to stop. Wait a minute, what's wrong? The
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi ain't work? It hate what? Don't ask me
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: to use my car? Please? Man, you don't want your feelings.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: You don't know how I really feel about you. Don't
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: ask me to use my damn car for nothing? For nothing,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: go to work to stove. Yeah, you're gonna find out
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: where you really in the phrase. Well, it's just sitting there.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: That's why it's just sitting there. Call it's my car
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: and I ain't right. Well, it's just sitting there, so yeah,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: so what, Yeah, it's one I hate. I'm backing out
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: now and in order to back out, you gotta look back.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Why am I looking at you looking back at me?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Backing out? It don't take two of us. Come back out.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm looking. I'll tell you one thing I can't then,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: don't diagnose my car. How you know what's wrong with
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: my car? Sona, you got a bad time? How you
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: know you just got in? Come on, Steve, this got
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: what this one last one? This got something to do
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: with using my car. This is what a Fred did
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: to me one time, called a cap to my house,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: asked me to use you should ask That's great, all right,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: and come in, great guys, coming out more of the
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Come on, tell me you got a
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: question for the CEO. H Do you see raises for
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: any of us anytime in the near future? I see it?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Good question, man, I like, definitely see it. Okay, okay?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: And then will it ever come to fruition? Did you
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: see it happening? I just say it. I see it.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I see marsh Millers and rainbows in the sky sometime. Wow,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I see rainbows in the sky. To run over there
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  Speaker 1: to it and it ain't there, or you're there, they
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be there when you get there. What a play?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I got a question? Go ahead, Carla. All right, So
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: as a CEO, you're supposed to have, like, you know,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: this vision and strategy for the company. Okay, so what
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: is your vision and strategy for us for the rest
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: of the year. I ain't got vision strategy for nobody
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: but my damn self. I'm all vision and strategy out.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I can't be visualizing strategizing for all y'allone because they
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: don't need to be wanting to want some for y'all
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want for your damn we don't even
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  Speaker 1: even a chance. Yeah, we didn't even get a chance. Again,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't vision and strategizing by the fourth month
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  Speaker 1: or the year, you ain't got no plan. Hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: your question, junior? First, Okay, we're started getting around to
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  Speaker 1: our birthday, but you know, like we want to know,
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  Speaker 1: could you just provide a party or something like that?
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  Speaker 1: For the only reason I don't do birthday parties because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know your birthdays. Well, well we can get
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  Speaker 1: that to you. No, see, you misunderstand what I said.
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  Speaker 1: I said reading I don't do birthday parties. It's because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody's birthdays. You getting it to me
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  Speaker 1: don't mean I'm gonna know it. Can you have it
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  Speaker 1: and keep it on you? Why would I keep your
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  Speaker 1: birthday on me when I need all the space for
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  Speaker 1: my birthday? I know January seventeen. If you want day
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  Speaker 1: to be important, you make it important. You don't look
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  Speaker 1: over you. I ain't asked you for a damn quarter
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  Speaker 1: for January seventeen. You would know heavy offered a quarter
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  Speaker 1: now I did, bye bye who? I bought some warm up.
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  Speaker 1: Now it was too tight, but I did buy some
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  Speaker 1: warm because warm up and stow you shop at. I
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  Speaker 1: told you it looks like caprize. I put it on
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  Speaker 1: and trying on the front of everybody. You can't get
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  Speaker 1: my clothed, baby, I don't care if you do get
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  Speaker 1: the biggest side they got twenty husky. I still can't
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  Speaker 1: wear well. Okay, since none of us my business too
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  Speaker 1: big for them. I'm a man man. I stretch out
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  Speaker 1: who out, poke out, stick out, round out. I'd be out.
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  Speaker 1: Can't tight yeah time like cam me up? You are
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  Speaker 1: bad back. Okay, Well, since we didn't take any we
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  Speaker 1: won't be able to get any vacation. What about like
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: personal days, like for our own birthdays and stuff? Can
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: we have those days? There you go bringing up the birthdays? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you personal day? A birthday if you need to up
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  Speaker 1: your damn is a personal day or it's birthday? If
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: we're just trying to get a day off. Sean used
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  Speaker 1: to actually give us those birthday Who did he used
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  Speaker 1: to give us? Though? Well, Sean ain't hit him more. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you must want You might want to end up with Sean,
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  Speaker 1: as you can hear. We want to celebrate things together.
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  Speaker 1: I'm worrying about like food truck fridays, or room game
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  Speaker 1: room in here, like a pool table, ping pong table
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  Speaker 1: like that, Like you think about that. I was thinking
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: about criminals. That's something we all do together. It's player
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  Speaker 1: aren't coming, ain't it? Yeah, we're not even here together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so now because you ain't together, you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: time for the low. No, we're celebrating, Oh last who
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: were working with? Come o fee you're fully yeah? Try ok?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go This segment is called none
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  Speaker 1: of your darned business. Kay, please explain, Okay, it's very easy.
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  Speaker 1: You need to stay out other people's business. You see
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: something going on that don't bother you, that don't concern you, basically,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: damn you damn minutes. For instance, you see somebody steal
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: somebody's order at Starbucks, daniels, just take it round on
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: the end, you know what it put and they take it.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Then your damn business. But your name anyway, they put
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: your names on away. Yeah, you don't know what that
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: person going through it left him have that call. They
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: got some mold back there. It's fourteen dollars cup anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let him name is on the cup and don't change
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  Speaker 1: inside the cup. And it ain't but an eight cent
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  Speaker 1: loss to stop them write it off? Oh really write
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  Speaker 1: it off. You want to tell you what you know?
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  Speaker 1: If it's the fifteenth uh huh, and you go to
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: your mail box huh, and you see somebody else opening
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: somebody else's checks, that is none of your damn bad
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't got none. Do you know what's the fifteen?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: You know the check coming? Ain't told he gonna take
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: the money. They did. Yeah, yeah, this happened to me before.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm standing in line at the bank, uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: and I go up there and I and I'll give
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  Speaker 1: her a withdrawal slip, and she give me too much money? Right,
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  Speaker 1: that is none of my damn did don't your blessing.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Ain't go home? Don't excuse me. Yeah, you gonna get
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: into a whole lot. Now you that extra time walk
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  Speaker 1: away and that ain't your bill. I hate to say,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: that's stealing. Okay, No, that's not stealing. You gave it
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: to Timmy money was given to him. But it's not
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: your money. It is. I didn't slide her a note.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I slid her withdraw all last league. Now how much
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: you put in? Now, that's none of my bills at all.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Now if it's not enough, it's my bills. Too much, nobody,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: I just I won't spend it for your fine. Right
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: you at work and you know one of your co
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: workers arms is nming, I mean kicking smoking your bus.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: Just don't sit. That's dumb. Get away point your friend
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: towards that Q. That is why they focus. They're going
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: through just like that coffee dealer. You wouldn't smell like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: hot garage. And they got do with you. You wouldn't
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: fly them over there. You wouldn't. I wouldn't say anything.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Don't know that punk When you in the parking lot
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: and you see somebody back into another and I'm talking
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: about hit it good, but then they look up and
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: see you saw them, and they drive right down. You
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get the light that play that you forgot to
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: leave information that at nothing. You wouldn't get their lin
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Your ass gonna be in the witness protect your program
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: called the police. No, you get what you came for.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: You get hurt. The stuff that ain't your business will
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: get you hurt. Coming up the last break of the day,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Steve will have some closing remarks for us. Don't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine minutes after the hour.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve your closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: for us. Hey, let let me give you this thought
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: that will help you out about other people's opinion. Don't
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: let other people's opinion determine your direction. Don't let other
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: people's opinions affect your direction. See, let let me explain
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: something to you. They don't know, They actually do not
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: know what's best for you. Most people don't. Even people
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: who are well meaning, they just really don't know the
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: answer to your success lies. Really, I'm telling you, between
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: you and the relationship you have with God. God is
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: in the dream come true business and whatever he puts
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: in your imagination, that's what he had for you. We've
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: covered this last week. But if you're gonna allow people's opinion,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: other people's opinion to affect your direction, you are now
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: being guided by some people other than you and God.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: What do they really know? Another thing about other people's opinion.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: You got to be careful of them because sometimes you
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: need to look very closely at the person that's providing
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: the opinion. Look at them. Some of them really really
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be in the advisatory capacity. They really shouldn't. Man,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: it's some people passing out advice in your life that
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: hain't that ain't took their own advice. It's some people
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: giving you advice who need to be advised. It's some
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: people giving you advice that don't listen to nothing nobody
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: else got to say. And their life is just an
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: example of it. They are walking results of their of
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: their opinion of themselves, and and and and the and
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: their ability to follow directions. So you gotta be careful
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: when you're taking directions from other people because everybody don't
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: mean well, they don't even when they think they do. Man,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: how many times man in my life? Man, if I
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: let somebody give me an opinion about me, an opinion
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: which I should have never have listened to. You know,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: I'd say this all the time. I was watching um
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: um um Joel Osteen on TV, and he said, people's
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: opinion of you is none of your business, nor should
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: you make it yours. It doesn't matter what their opinion
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: of you is. It just doesn't matter, because God, isn't
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: it come get you business. Let me tell you something, man,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: wherever you are right now, I'm gonna tell you a
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  Speaker 1: story I hurt one time. It's called it's like the
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Thomas and the Boat story. This man named Thomas one
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  Speaker 1: day was out on the boat by ourselves, a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 1: It's out there sailing on a boat, and a storm
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: came up out of nowhere, and it capsized the boat
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  Speaker 1: and he was way out and he was lost at seat.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: But he got lost and he got washed up on
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  Speaker 1: a deserted island, and so he got up. He woke
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: up he was shook up pretty bad, and he found
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: himself on his deserted islid. He didn't know where his
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: boat was or nothing. He was just sitting there because
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: the boat it capsized, and so he's sitting there. So
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  Speaker 1: days went by, days and days and days went by.
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  Speaker 1: He just out on his olive, just trying to make
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: it work, running out of food. He can't get nobody's attention.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: He drawing notes in the sand and stuff. Help. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: planes going by, he don't he waving, don't nobody see him.
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  Speaker 1: He just owned this eyelid. So weeks had went by,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: so he got kind of crafty, so he decided one
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  Speaker 1: day to build himself some shelter. Took some bamboo and
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: some banana leaves, and he built, you know, a little
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: covering just from some shelter at night. And this is
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: going along pretty good for a few days, but he
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: getting a little bit more and more depressed because nobody
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: can find it. I mean, it ain't a boat going
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: by or nothing. And it just started getting real down
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: on itself because his predicament seemed so unbelievable. So it
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  Speaker 1: made a fire like he do usually at night, and
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: a wind came up, and when the wind came up,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: a couple of the sparks hit the shelter, these dried
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: banana leaves and bamboo, and caught it on fire. I
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: mean a horrible fire. It's just burning it down. It
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: had been raining that night, man, and it started raining
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: real bad, and he trying to stay warm, and all
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, sparks catch holding. All of a sudden,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: his whole his whole house, little hut, temporary shelter is
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: on fire. And he just through now and he just going, God,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: where are you? Man? I'm so what are you doing
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: to me? Now? I've been out here weeks. I can't
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: get off this island. You don't hear me? And now
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't burn down my shelter. I mean, it's just
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: a fire, just burning. And he's standing there, man, just
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: complaining and telling God how he didn't forsake him, and
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: he didn't forgot he was out here in all this trouble,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: been out here all these weeks, Lord, where are you now?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden he saw some flashlights and
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: he saw some people running up on shore, and he
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe it, but some people had had found him,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: And he said, man, I've been out here for weeks?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: What did y'all do? How did y'all fire? They said,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: we saw your smoke signal that you sent up. We
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: just responding to your smoke signal. He just dropped down
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: and started crying because he thought God had forsaken him,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: burn up his hut. But see that disastrous moment right there,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: turn out to be just what he needed. That smoke signal,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: and they saw that and what he thought was a
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: disastrous far The one ship that was going by saw
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: the flames and the smoke, and he rescued it. God
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: is coming, man, No matter what anybody's opinion of you is.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: God is coming, no matter what they think, no matter
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: how dog it's singing for you, God is coming. He
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: always is. Keep that in mind. Have a great weekend, y'all.
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