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The Monday After Easter - 04.17.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: back just like American bucks things. And it's tough to
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  Speaker 1: me true good to study listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: stout hobby. Why don't you joy? Yeah? Yeah, by joy,
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  Speaker 1: go with me? Honey said you gotta use that turn
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  Speaker 1: out h yeah, you go do yall? Ar you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn the love turns to love. You got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn want of yall? Comey, come
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  Speaker 1: on your things? Got it? Uh? I shall well a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig and naw one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show today. It's it's it's it's real simple, um.
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  Speaker 1: For everybody that's trying to become successful on any level
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  Speaker 1: in any arena in the genre. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: it is. If you're trying to be successful, this message
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  Speaker 1: is for you. Let me help you understand something real clear.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna make it the way you want to,
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  Speaker 1: and you're not going to make it to the heights
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  Speaker 1: that's fully out there and available for you without God.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just kidding. Keep it real, simple and clean
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  Speaker 1: for you today. You're not going to make it the
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  Speaker 1: way you want to, and you're not going to get
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  Speaker 1: to the heights that's available to you without God. You
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  Speaker 1: have to get this through your head. Now, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You can try it if you want to, because I did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you I am talking purely from experience. Here.
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  Speaker 1: You can try it without God, and you can see
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  Speaker 1: how far you can get. Now when you have some
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  Speaker 1: measures of success, of course you will will will will
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  Speaker 1: it feel like days like you might make it? Of
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  Speaker 1: course you will, of course without a doubt. But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question, though, What you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about them days when you feel like you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it. What you're gonna do about them, days when
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  Speaker 1: you feel like giving up. When you're gonna do about them,
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  Speaker 1: days where it feels like there are no answers to
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  Speaker 1: your questions. What you're gonna do about them days? What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do about them, days when everybody laughing at
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  Speaker 1: and turn against you. What you're gonna do about them,
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  Speaker 1: days when you just don't see no way through it?
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days? See? I got there,
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  Speaker 1: I got the sunshine. You know, sunshine cool. Everybody got
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  Speaker 1: friends when it's Sunday outside. You want some friends, hit
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  Speaker 1: the lotto? You you, you, you, you, you want you
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  Speaker 1: want to get rid of them? Friends, Go ask for
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  Speaker 1: some help. You want some friends hit the lotto. You
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  Speaker 1: wanna you wanna get rid of some people, Go ask
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  Speaker 1: for some help. Man, I'm telling my man, they scattered
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  Speaker 1: like roaches when lights come on. I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you so now I'm here, here we go again. You
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  Speaker 1: can do this without God now because I've done it,
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  Speaker 1: and you can have yourself some measure success. But I
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  Speaker 1: want to let me, let me even hip you too
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  Speaker 1: a little bit closer, though, Let me tell you why
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  Speaker 1: you are doing it without God and having some measure
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  Speaker 1: of success. Can I tell you why? Because of God's
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy to us, because of His grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy trying to keep us in spite of ourselves, for
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  Speaker 1: the real mission that He really got for us. See
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  Speaker 1: that's the truth of the matter. Now, now what we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about nasty See. So yeah, yeah, you can do
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  Speaker 1: it without God, and you can have some measure success
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  Speaker 1: without God. And yeah, you know, you know, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: got your little degree and everything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you completed the program, got all that, YadA YadA YadA.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you know something. It's because of God's grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy that he that he put that he helps
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  Speaker 1: us anyway when even when we ain't asking for help,
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  Speaker 1: When he bails us out anyway, when we don't even
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  Speaker 1: ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because
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  Speaker 1: He loves us that much that he would that he
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  Speaker 1: would allow us to exist until we get our mind
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  Speaker 1: together where he could take us where really trying to
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  Speaker 1: take us. But now let me tell you something though,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get this real straight and clear today. You can
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  Speaker 1: do this without God if you want to. But I
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  Speaker 1: am telling you to get to where you really want
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  Speaker 1: to be and to be all that God has for you.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have God. There's no ifs ands but
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  Speaker 1: about it, and and and and and let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you this here. I don't really care what nobody then
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  Speaker 1: told you. Are you listening to me? I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what they say. Don't get this thing twisted. They got
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  Speaker 1: these people out here talking about their luminatis and all listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to me. Don't get caught in this mess.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get caught in no foolishness. You were created by God.
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  Speaker 1: God created you, ain't your soul. We were all created
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  Speaker 1: in His image, all of us. Don't. Don't. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: to talking about you, FINNI to cut a deal with
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  Speaker 1: the with the devil and all you ain't cutting no
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  Speaker 1: deal with nobody, man and dead. The devil don't do deals.
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  Speaker 1: He one sided you. I'm taking you to hell. You
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  Speaker 1: going to hell. You're burning here. That's his deal. I
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  Speaker 1: want your soul. I want you to lose hope. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to take your life. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: take some other people's lives. I want you to feel hopeless.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to realize that it ain't no God.
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  Speaker 1: That's his whole deal. His whole deal is negative. Oh
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  Speaker 1: he can talk to you in the dealing drugs if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. But let me tell you something about this.
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  Speaker 1: I watched these shows all the time, drug ink and
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  Speaker 1: all this here, cocaine mafia. Everybody on now go to
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  Speaker 1: jail and get killed. Everybody on now, our prisoners is
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  Speaker 1: filled the day with our young boys because somebody that
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  Speaker 1: did because they thought they could outslick the system. They
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  Speaker 1: thought they had a way they thought, they said them
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  Speaker 1: been here and they failed. For the old cliche, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do what I gotta do, I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: this money. Well, the only reason you gotta do what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do is because, like I said all the time,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't do what you were supposed to do. Had
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  Speaker 1: you just done some of the things you were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do, had you just stayed in that school when
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  Speaker 1: it didn't look right, Well, if you had just formed
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with God and and and and gotten rid
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  Speaker 1: of that, I ain't gonna make it that I'm hopelessness
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  Speaker 1: feel you wouldn't have found yourself doing something so far
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  Speaker 1: out the box, got you out here being in the
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  Speaker 1: spirit that don't even belong to you. God ain't created
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  Speaker 1: you to be no dope dealer or no such a
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  Speaker 1: thing or nothing even close to that. So see, let's
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  Speaker 1: get your mind right. See see, let's get your mind
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  Speaker 1: right and understand what's going on here. You know that
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's that's what I need. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: I need, I need everybody to get me clearly about this.
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  Speaker 1: This is not going to happen without a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: It will not happen for you in any shape, form
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  Speaker 1: or fashion. Now, one more time, for those of you
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  Speaker 1: that think you're making it without him, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand something. Clearly. It is but because of His
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy that we exist. And God has just
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  Speaker 1: taken care of you, looking out for you. Got some
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  Speaker 1: angels encamped around you until you get your mind right
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  Speaker 1: so he can get you where you're going. But now
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand something. There's a cause and
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  Speaker 1: a consequence and a penalty for everything we do this
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  Speaker 1: outside the will of God. That's for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: All of us have consequences, penalties, and everything that we
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  Speaker 1: got to deal with outside of the will of God.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that. Clearly. Don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
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  Speaker 1: understand me. So now while we're dealing and we're operating,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand something that you know. I
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  Speaker 1: heard a young man tell me one day. He said, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, I just don't see how God looking
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  Speaker 1: out for me and he would allow all these things
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  Speaker 1: to happen to me. I'm having such a hard time
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I really don't see how there's a
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  Speaker 1: God looking out for me. I looked the young man.
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  Speaker 1: I said, the manage is something. Man, you're still breathing.
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're still talking and he said yeah. I said you're
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  Speaker 1: still free. He said what you mean? I said, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't locked up? Are you? Said no, I'm standing here
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. I said, where you get them close
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  Speaker 1: from I bought him? I said, when you bought him
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  Speaker 1: with what I bought him with money? Where you get
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  Speaker 1: the money from you? So I got a job. Mr.
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  Speaker 1: I got a job. I said, well, well where you
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  Speaker 1: live though, he's I got apartment? I said, where you
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  Speaker 1: gort department for Mr. Hor I'm working. I got an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I got a job. I was okay, okay, so now
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  Speaker 1: this this, this God ain't looking out for you. Thinkin
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  Speaker 1: finish telling me what you're telling me. We'll see. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having it real hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you are you hungry? You have you had lunch yet?
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  Speaker 1: He said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, already had lunch yet.
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, So so so gone finished telling
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  Speaker 1: me about this how God ain't looking out for you?
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  Speaker 1: He said, oh, and you know, man, every every time
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  Speaker 1: I try to do something. It seemed like it go
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  Speaker 1: wrong for me. I said, but lett, let me know
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  Speaker 1: match something, man, I said, every time you go wrong
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  Speaker 1: for y'all, say somehow you survive it. He said, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I survive it some kind of way. But it's still
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  Speaker 1: be all messed up from me. I said, but but
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  Speaker 1: you still got through it though. He said yeah. I said, okay, Man,
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  Speaker 1: gonna finish telling me how how God ain't looking out
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  Speaker 1: for you? And he stopped. He said him it's harm.
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  Speaker 1: He said, how come every time I tell you something
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  Speaker 1: that's going wrong, you keep telling me God looking out
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  Speaker 1: for me? I said, because you're still here, man, I said, See,
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand it. I said. You seem to think man,
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  Speaker 1: that that is supposed to be, that you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: just supposed to skate through life, that is all supposed
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  Speaker 1: to go how you want it, any kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, Jesus, the test of your faith, I say,
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  Speaker 1: God looking out for you the whole time. I say,
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  Speaker 1: every time you tell me something going wrong, you seem
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  Speaker 1: to turn around and tell me how you survived, and
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling me what ain't going right, But you
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  Speaker 1: keep telling me all these things you have. I said, man.
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  Speaker 1: So what you gotta do is you gotta stop looking
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  Speaker 1: at the stop looking at the what you ain't got column,
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  Speaker 1: and start focusing on what you do have column, because
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  Speaker 1: what you do have, it's probably God looking out for you.
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  Speaker 1: I said, not a part where is going wrong. Let's
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  Speaker 1: think about what you're doing wrong that's making it go wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I said. We are all products of our decisions in
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  Speaker 1: our life. I said, young man, I said, get your
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  Speaker 1: head out of the negative column and put it in
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  Speaker 1: the positive coluge. Be grateful for the things that God
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  Speaker 1: I didn't gave you, and then God will probably give
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  Speaker 1: you some more. But if you ain't happy with nothing
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  Speaker 1: He hadn't done for you, you wanted to keep piling
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  Speaker 1: stuff on. I said, you fail in the test, young man.
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  Speaker 1: The test is are you grateful for where you are
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  Speaker 1: right now so I could give you more so we
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  Speaker 1: can move forward? He said, A man, I never even
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  Speaker 1: looked at like that. I said, well, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: take your blessed cell phone on somewhere and sit down?
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  Speaker 1: He saith, I think I'm going over here and let
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  Speaker 1: you finished talking. I said, thank you. So sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: just got to look at what you do got fork
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  Speaker 1: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it without God, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You got me today. All right, let's be clear, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, yeah, man? Eighteen eighteen minutes after that, I
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  Speaker 1: good morning sir? How are you happy Monday? What's going on? Crew? Hasty? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on, what's going on? Let us first of all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all at thirty four after that the truth change? What
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  Speaker 1: will truth due to you? I just want to be heavy,
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  Speaker 1: What is the worst lie you've told to impress a date?
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  Speaker 1: to online for talk to Jeff out of California. Hey, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, how are you doing? Good morning family? Hello
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  Speaker 1: there morning Jeffrey, Jeff. Jeffrey is correct, but Jeff is fine,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, all right? Where are you from? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're real particularly about your name? What's what do
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  Speaker 1: you do from? I'm a computer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: could tell because you know you were for the particular
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  Speaker 1: about their name, you know, they that's how they are
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  Speaker 1: at that type. So I got a great boy. He
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  Speaker 1: does he does? Hey, man, what's what's your what's the
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  Speaker 1: biggest lie you ever told? Why you were taking? I was,
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  Speaker 1: I was with my boy and Tony Fields and ran
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  Speaker 1: into this girl who was from each of the girl
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  Speaker 1: wasn't too fine. She was three fine, hold on, hold
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  Speaker 1: on was too fine. She was three fine fine. I
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  Speaker 1: loved he was fine. So the uh so she she
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  Speaker 1: ho contry was that you know I'm much women and
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  Speaker 1: you're Christian, and you know this is not going to work.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, I changed my God for you, and
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  Speaker 1: Tony fell out on the floor lot Dian, whoa Jeff? Jeff?
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  Speaker 1: Was that sage? I changed my Well did you get her?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, you know you actually yeah, yeah she
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  Speaker 1: used to come. Oh she did, Yeah she what she
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  Speaker 1: succumbed to come? We got We got a Jeff. We
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  Speaker 1: just have a stupid persons to me being too stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Make it three stupid. Come on, Jill, I love you, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: Tom ain't too stupid, three stupid. I'll change my God
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  Speaker 1: for you. You fine, you got to be always but listening, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Actually it's just you know, because you know, God and
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  Speaker 1: Allah is the same. It's the same, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? So he just really just yeah he lyned anyway,
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  Speaker 1: So I think might work. We throw it. Yeah he
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  Speaker 1: said something else. Pimper, he said something, pimper. Say it again?
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  Speaker 1: What do you say, Joe? I said, when when we
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  Speaker 1: run to am, the first thing out, the first thing
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  Speaker 1: that comes out of our mouth is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we think we can do it the first
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  Speaker 1: thing out of the mouth, But what comes out first
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  Speaker 1: thing we think comes out our mouth. Yeah. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if your company hear you, you're gonna lose your job.
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  Speaker 1: Let us say help job because they do not know
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  Speaker 1: who worked for the white folks, have no what Jeef
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  Speaker 1: really about. So let me go on and help you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You need to think that Joe complaints coming out. You're
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  Speaker 1: of the hours with our national news and headlines. But
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  Speaker 1: right before we get to the san of course the
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  Speaker 1: pastors ch complaints. We here we go again complaining this
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  Speaker 1: church every Monday morning. We got a membership that got
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  Speaker 1: some prop and what is it now, decon pastor, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you were there yesterday, but before you came out of
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  Speaker 1: your study, you didn't see what took place during the
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  Speaker 1: plane that was going on in uh the sanctuary, pastor.
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  Speaker 1: As you know, Uh, Dwayne Willis was playing Jesus better
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  Speaker 1: on this big Dan but they could not He's too heavy.
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  Speaker 1: They couldn't get him on the cross. Uh. Sister Phyllis
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  Speaker 1: Johnson who was playing married just walked off and lapping.
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  Speaker 1: Now and the two thieves were from the prison minister.
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  Speaker 1: They still actually on the crosses and can get they
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  Speaker 1: stilled up there. Now, this was a disaster. It really
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  Speaker 1: was the church of all the two thieves. I ordered
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  Speaker 1: them to stay up on the cross because they had
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  Speaker 1: actually stole two offerings, and so it was my idea
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  Speaker 1: to let them play the thieves. And it was a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a trick because they punishment is now there.
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  Speaker 1: They is up on them crosses and they're gonna remain
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  Speaker 1: there until they talk, because that offering was the offering
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna used to go to Vegas. Now that
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  Speaker 1: trip counsel what you're going the game? Big Duh better
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  Speaker 1: known that Duncan, Big Duncan, He said, Excuse me, I said,
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  Speaker 1: he said that the deacon told us he was Big d. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's for Big Duncan. Duncan. Donuting you allow me to
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  Speaker 1: do these jokes right here, said to Sherley. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that you don't get them and need explaining on them.
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  Speaker 1: I know he said that with Big d. But I
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  Speaker 1: said that Big Duncan is what we had called in
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  Speaker 1: for Shore, for Duncan do nutting. Well, he was the
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  Speaker 1: reason why it's a disaster path because they couldn't get
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  Speaker 1: him on the cross. They got him halfway up and
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  Speaker 1: they had to come down. Well, I had told him
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  Speaker 1: when I found that Dwayne was gonna play Christ to
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  Speaker 1: just lay the cross on the floor and then don't
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  Speaker 1: raise it up. Just allow people to walk by and
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  Speaker 1: see the resurrection in a stretched out of laid down position.
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  Speaker 1: So that you are right, though, Deacon, it was a
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  Speaker 1: disaster yesterday. And but but mom gonna, as a pastor,
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  Speaker 1: do not take them two thieves down off the cross
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  Speaker 1: until we find out what happened to the money. That understood, Deacon,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That is understood. Pastor, You have no I thank you
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  Speaker 1: problems with me at all. Pastor. Well, I know you
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  Speaker 1: were excited yesterday that um three hundred and sixty people
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: joined church yesterday. But what you did not realize that
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it's the same three hundred and sixty two that join
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  Speaker 1: last Easter. These are really considered the Easter members. But
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: what we did as charged each one of them fifty
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  Speaker 1: dollars for coming in. I did that on my own, pastor,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and some of the deacons are mad, but I raised
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: island and one dollar. Well eighteen thousand? How much? How
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: much was the total we have in treasury now, Deacon?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: A total? Right now we are sitting on twenty four thousand,
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty five dollars. Let me get up
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  Speaker 1: a minute, colder on one second, I've gotta do some
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: figurations here, how much deacon four thousand? How much? Two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and we just need fifty nine million, and nine
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  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five thousand, seven hundred and five dollars
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  Speaker 1: for my jet. I don't know what's taking y'all so
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: long with this, but at this page right here, ain't
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: no telling where I'm gonna get this jet. Now that
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: we show fifty nine million, nine on at seven at
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  Speaker 1: five thousand, seven hundred and five dollars, I'm gonna breaking
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna have to change mind from a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: jet to just a Cadillac. You're listening to the Steven Show,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: all right, she's here. Steve introduced, ladies and gentlemen, the
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: lovely and trip. Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody out there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Sairly call of Tommy. Everybody out there, This is a
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: trip with the news, all right. Cops in Cleveland are
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: on the lookout for a man who says he killed
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: twelve people last week, and who says that they filmed
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: himself murdering one guy, an innocent man who we went
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: up to on the street and shot at seventy four
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: year old man and then put the video on his
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  Speaker 1: Facebook page. The suspect is identified as Steve Stevens, about
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: six ft tall, two d four pounds, with a ball
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  Speaker 1: head and a full beard. Police Chief Calvin Williams, you
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  Speaker 1: want this much piece of we can bring to this
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  Speaker 1: right now, and uh we want him to turn himself in. Currently,
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  Speaker 1: there are no other victims that we know of. We've
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: checked several locations that we're either in the polst itself
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: or that we got information about, and so far there
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: are no more victims that we know that are tied
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: to Steve's and this incident. The man who he shot,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: allegedly the victim is seventy four. You A Robert Godwin
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Sior China says attention over North Korea must be stopped
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  Speaker 1: from reaching an irreversible and unmanageable stage. Last week, the
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  Speaker 1: Trump administration dispatched a Navy aircraft carrier and its battle
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: group to the waters off the Korean peninsula because they
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: were concerns that North Korea was going to conduct some
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: missile tests this past weekend. Well it did, but it failed,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: reportedly blowing up almost immediately. However, the Trump administration wants
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: a Chinese government to pressure North Korea into backing down
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because as National Security Advisor hr Vic Masters says, China
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: has the wherewithal on our allies like we always do,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: but we're also going to have to rely on on
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Chinese leadership. I mean, North Korea is very vulnerable to
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: pressure from the Chinese. Of North Korea's trade comes from China.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: All of their energy requirements are fulfilled by China. And
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: that's why the administration is pressuring China. But they don't
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: know if China's going to actually do what they say
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: they're going to do. McMasters appeared on ABC's This Week.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: The Presidents tweeted about this weekends a nationwide protest calling
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: in him to release his tax returns, saying quote, I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: did what was almost an impossible thing to do for
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a Republican, easily winning the electoral College. Now tax returns
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: are brought up again. Trump's tweet comes after thousands of
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: organized protests urged him to release his tax returns like
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: other Americans. By tomorrow, April eighteenth, at least twenty people
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: were arrested in a protests in Brooklee, California. Meanwhile, Trump
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: says someone should look into who paid the demonstrators. When
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Trump was asked to release his tax returns during the campaign.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You may remember he said he couldn't because he was
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: being audited, and then they asked the I R S
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: about that, and the I R S said, no, he
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: can do it if he wants to, but he never did.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Tops to the box office with the East Your Weekend
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: was the latest and the Furious franchise. The Faith of
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the Furious starring Vin Diesel and the Rock blew everything
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: else out of the water, bringing in a jaw dropping
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: one million dollars for Justice first weekend. But the game
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: has changed now. Dominic just went rogue. Don't give up
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: on them so easy. One thing I can guarantee. No
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: one's ready for this. I don't know if you're ready
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: for this, but no one can guarantee this. But this
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: is guaranteed Faith of Furious to bring in about a
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: half a billion dollars internationally. What a film. Now back
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thank you missing as always,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. Here's the question, what's the
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: worst lie you've told to impress A date? Eight seven
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine, Steve Line three, Cat Lalyssa out of Mississippi. Hey, Melissa, Lisa, Lisa, Hey,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Look listen, how you steve you this morning? Girl? I'm good.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm good, fine as I can be, really well. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: already to Doe that that CEO TV all past and
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: it looks bad to me. Strong girl, strong, Hey, So
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. What's the worst lie you
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: ever told while you were dating? Well, the worst lie
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I ever told while I was dating? Um, Well, I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: met this guy at the church that in Carolina, well,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: where I was visiting some people at and and he's
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: really a really nice guy, look really good. He served
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the army and he was just really nice. He had
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: a nice car and everything, and he was trying to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: talk to me and everything. So okay, I gave him
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: my number. We've been talking for about a month and everything.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: And I told him that I had a B and
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: which I don't have no B and W. So now
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: you know, we're trying to get together. And so now
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. I don't know what to do because
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I don't have no B and duck. I told him
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: when I was there visiting that my being dept was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: being service during this three month service dy, you know
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: that loose job in the car change and all. And
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: then he has a nice curse. So yeah, a baby, baby,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: listen to me, they stole your car, they did it. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: see that's all. See baby, you gotta learn how to
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: lie now, so something when once you start line, you
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: gotta start stacking. Not the best way to not have
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a car is they stolen. Yeah, they did. They stole
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: my car, and and that's why I don't have it
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: and everything. Now listen to me, now, now, listen to me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. He already liked you. He already liked
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: what he saw. We don't care what kind of car
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: women dry me And don't care what kind of car
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: or woman dry. They just they just want what they want.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: So so don't tell no more lies because you're not
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: good at this. Because this can't even throw a man
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  Speaker 1: into nothing. I ain't got no BM done it, man.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: They don't stole my damn car. Hold on, I'm gonna
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: be late, baby, I'm gonna be late. They don't stole
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  Speaker 1: my cohole. I'm on the line with the police right now.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Call you back. I got to put the real into
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: it now. See you, you ain't good at telling you
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: right now, just when you get that they stole my car,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: and be a little bit upset, but I wanted to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: come see you anyway. Okay, that's a great thing. Oh
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it's so good. I'm gonna try to use all of that.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: She's so excited. See, don't try key to line is
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: total commitment. I got to write something so I can remember,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: not what she does. So yeah, let this be the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: last life. You gotta get back in the truth telling
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: me church convention. Yes can you steal? Are you? No? No?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You actually threw her when you told her to laugh
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: your car? They did? I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: thank you. Listen. I don't know what. I hope it
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: goes all right for you. Stop lying though, all right?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to Butterfly, Eugene is up with the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: blog and uh, you just ain't gonna talk about I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: don't know you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: showing up the Butterfly is up next with the Butterfly blog?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Or will it be Oatmeal done? They're done? Good morning,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Stephen and Charley Carler Junior. Good money to all of you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I'll what's what's soup? I'm hoping to hip? What's telling you?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: My dad? Yeah? Beautiful co? What's hood? He old meal?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: What's up, body, I read it. My damn boy, I
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: live you dow y'all with the Lord is doing for you.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't really like the combination between you and jameson
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: what's up? Stay? What's up that? Have you heard anything
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: about any of y'all draining on tummy? I don't eat
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the reel off the I don't even food. What time
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I lit? Time to do? What he do? Whatever I stay?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I do white. Uh so it's for draining somebody. I know.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't the wool. You know what I'm saying. I
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: stayed completely to the to the back of the brain.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Do what I do? You know you know whereverybody else
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: do that thing? I don't get it. Nobody to wait
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: as I ain't go, but true beat odo on the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: reel there you somebody is a coding fleet. That's all
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I ain't but you somebody there's a code fleet.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? What are you saying? Are you
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: trying to say I'm a conflict to him? I would
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I was talking to Steve or they seeing itn't to you,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to him, however it is. Hey, I'm just
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: saying that you're somebody there's a code fleeks conflict. And
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: if you throw a rock in the back of doll
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: one that holler hit the one that looked like that's you, Eugene,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: that's not me, Steven. I am truly, truly trying to
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: be I'm the person that that drives us to being
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: better and perfection. So I don't understand any reason why
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I would be the one that's a Timmy answer the question,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: am I conflict to you? Uh? You? I mean you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: create problems sometimes, man. You always you talk about that
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: you're talking about that's not That's not what a conflict is.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It's just we're just going back and forth. We're just
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: badgering at each other. That's not That doesn't mean I'm no.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You throw rocks at me. You throw rocks and right
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: there throwing the rock. Im this ill? No, we're talking
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: about throw a rock in the back of dopen to
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: throw a rock dead it you You ain't even know doubts.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't even go to elbl But I swell you
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: keep to eat my name at Joe math that when
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Lebron told that that that boy Dad, I'll tell you,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the side. Why is it you? I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: was acting like you want to fight somebody? Why? Why
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: is it? Why are you always I don't know what
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: run upo your it's your tone, butterfly. When it's wrong
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: with my town? Why it's kind of conflicting when it's
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: something against me? No, no, no, no no no, that's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: not it. We want to help. Always negative. Just quit
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: being You're supposed to be the butterfly. You're supposed to
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: be fun and happily nice. I am fine, and you ain't.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: No damn phone you, But what is fun about you?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You give me what is fun? Aboudy you? You won't
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: hear everybody buy flowers and playing flowery? Nobody what to do?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Butterfly trees? And how the top? Don't nobody want to Well, no,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: damn butterfly, how the top? You're listening to the string show.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: We're going to We're gonna go to the phones. What
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: is the worst lie you've told to impress a date?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Call us eight seven seven twenty nights, Steve. Let's go
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to the phone. Here's the question, what's the worst lie
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you've told to impress a date? Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to line too and talk to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Pimo out of Alabama. Pim, pim, what happening we're going on?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Pimo eight? Man, let me match some What's the worst
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: lie you ever told why you were dating somethingbody? The
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: worst I ever told? Man? It was like before I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: started dating people. It just came home from prison. Man,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: it's like ninety eight ninety nine that law here or
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: be stuff working out, And I had law here, man,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I would put on if anybody know about the looks
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: y'all remember the lokes man, the old school sun glass? Yeah, yeah,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: alrightdeed when I come home and I when it got
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: me some loakes because everybody kept saying, man, you look
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: like busy ball, like for real? Up, I would't got
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: some sun glass with Loup. I put him on. Had
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the law here, I had my little outfit together. Man.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: My little brother Rob up in Detroit and then went
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: to north Land Mall and just walked. Didn't say not
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: one word. Man. After I was following behind me, Steve,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I felt like you broll. I would walk, man, And
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: the only thing I said. I remember one time I
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: walked through and I said, it's the first of the man,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: YEA believe that that's what? And I dated a girl
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: because of that about about what. I had to be
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: real because you know, I'm living in the hood, man,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: were in Detroit. I don't have a big house to
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: take you too. So when I get real with her,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, we can still do this. You
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: was interested in me. Now you see at got some money?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: What's up? And you see it like me, don't you
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: don't I look good? And she agreed. But it was
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: like the words line man offording nothing. Uh uh, it
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: didn't last, of course, you know what I'm saying. It
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was based on the last that was busy? Was that
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the light skin? Yeah? Hey, look up my Facebook face.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Then y'all got my phone number. I've seen you a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: taste direct to your phone. You like this, dude, I'm
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: gonna be textbookach other. I love you now. People win
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: win now now people we ain't gonna text. Man, We're
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: gonna love each other. Though. I show appreciate your homie.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: You're good looking out for your boy. Man. I appreciate
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: everybody to realize that. Thank you, man, appreciate you call Pimo.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Hain't strong with it man the first time up? All right?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: When we come back after the breaking for day after that,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: we got to break phone call. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Devin
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Devin y Hey Devin. How you doing? Man? My name
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: is uh Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to reach
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: out to you. You your your your son, Uh he
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: plays uh basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the one that's on the on the Blazers little league
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: basketball team, right yeah? Everything all right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: everything good man. You know they got a game Saturday
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: and everything. I've seen you a couple of times, Man
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: at the game. I don't know if you remember me. Man, uh,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: light skinned brother about about six ft. Yeah, I probably
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: met your pa. You know, i'd be so intense with
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the game. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually, man,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: wanted to hole at you about about your son. Man,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Um you you um are you? Are you? Are you
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: working right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Yeah?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I am working? Actually? I mean I mean, I mean,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I mean you have a yell a steady job is
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: get in that? Though? Like you know, I thought you
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: were calling about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: donation for sneakers and all that. Like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: what I was asking? So? So, I mean you you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: got a regular nine to five job you go to
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I got a nine five I
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: mean things is kind of crazy. But I was just
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: kind of short. But you know, I still I still worked.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I mean while I was going on, you need a
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: job of something? No, no, no, I'm just checking, man.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: See what I wanted to get at you about man
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and seeing are you gonna Are you gonna clean your
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: son on your income tax? Did you hold on? Bro?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Now you said, am I going to claim my son
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: on my taxes this year? Right? I mean like you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: knows as a dependent? So are you asking some real
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: personal questions? Now? You know, like you're the guy that
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: you just said, you know me from the basketball team
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: that my son play on basist you know, and now
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you don't jump from the Blazers to do I clean
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: my son on my taxes? And do I have a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: steady income? I mean, like you know, yeah, I got
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I got a steady income and I'm claiming my son?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: What I mean what you're trying to get at, Bro, Well,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know, I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just want to read you see like cool dude. When
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I saw you at the gym, Man, what I was
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you? Bro? You know see right now, Man,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: when I get through with my taxes and stuff, I'm
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: gonna have to owe about eight hundred dollars. But now
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I see if I clean a child as my dependent, man,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: they're gonna give me by twenty two hundred. You see
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying and what I wanted to get at
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: you about, man, is you know you let me clean
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: as my son, you know, so I can gonna get
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: this good money. Bro. Bro, But I mean, what do
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you do? Respect? Bro? You're talking about you want to
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: clean my son on taxes? Hold on, but I don't
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: even know you. You're talking about you seeing me at
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: my funds basketball games. You might be the police for
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: all I know. Bro. He sounds like the police. No no, no,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: it ain't. It ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come at your
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: sideways like that. Man. I ain't ain't trying to come
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: like what I'm trying to say. Man, Now they're going
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: to hit me off of this eight hundred, We'll see
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I can get twenty three. Huntred, Man, I I kick
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you down two fifty. You understand I'm saying, Man, everybody too, Simpty,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You're crazy. Now you sound like the joke, bro, because
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: now you're insult to me. You're telling me you want
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to claim mom now for some when you old money.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even know you food. So I can make
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: When I played my kids, I'm getting the same exactly
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting squintre honey too. So what
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: look like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Okay, but I'm the one
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: acting ask you to look out for a brother. Man,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you say, yeah, look out. You know my check and
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: cut from forty hours a week to steen hours a week,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: and I still got these little sacks to me for
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Jordan's Michael Jordan. They never put us down. That's why
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: you don't even see a good thing when it's coming
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: at you. Bro, Bro, I don't know if you're talking
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: about bro. No two fifty. Bro, when I claim me
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: two little, I'm getting twenty three a piece. Bro, what
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna take two fifty from you? Four?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I don't even know you like that. So, man, you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: ain't got it. You ain't got a trip. Then if
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: you're with my bro, you're my people, you know, maybe
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: we could do a little something. I can understand that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No. Two fifty
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you point
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: three hundred. It's company money from So why did I'm
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: proposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Tell me that. I mean, Bro, what you posted do
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: is go have you see claim that little every year
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and you will get what I get. Please look that
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're gonna
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: have to do. My hours un got cut from forty
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: to fifteen hours a week. I had to go pick
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: me up the little spie. I'm stand but rockings in office. Bro,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you gotta change your ways. You out here trying to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: get me locked up for government scams. What I'm trying
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: to do, man, is get this eight hundred off, my
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: bad dog. That's all I'm trying. Ain't nobody trying to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: get no trouble man, But you're still talking about getting
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you a hunted and getting me locked up. Now you
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: got me. I'm out here working hard to support my kids. Man,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: but I need for the city and go through this
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: with you no more. Man, I ain't for the city
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: and go through this with your nor If you're gonna
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: help me with this money or not help you with
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna up. Bro.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: what I need. Bro. Let me tell you something. BRO
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: said what you look like? Bro? You said you're gonna
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: stop six ft Bro when I see you, when I
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: step in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your You ain't
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: on you ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, you gotta bring
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: that damn social security number. I think it's a game.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come find him, Okay, cool, I got one
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. You're lifting
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to me out boom broking to this fool. I got
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you, man,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: if you're listening to make last statement. Tombstone Bro, This
• 44:09
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• 44:13
  Speaker 1: just got prank baby, this nephew tim me. Man, what's up? Devid?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: What who you got me out here? Man? You got
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: he do? You got a boy that you work with?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Name ya crazy? Put me up to this man, work tomorrow. Man,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: the world. Brother. And one more thing, man, I gotta
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: ask you. You gotta tell me man, what is the
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man? Steve Harvey? Crazy? Man,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: All right, buckle up, hold on time. We got it
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: before you here. It is Strawberry Letta. Think enough you subject.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I moved her, but now I cannot dump her. Hey,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Steven Shirley. I'm twenty six years old and three years
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: ago I graduated college. I met a nice young lady
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: who I've been with since then. After graduation, I ended
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: up moving back to my hometown, and yes, I took
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: her with me. Before I started dating my girlfriend, who
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: is four years younger than me, I was living on
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: my own. I moved my girlfriend and with me because
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: her mom kicked her out of the house. I am
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: really a good man. I'm very motivated, ambitious, and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: take business seriously. However, since I moved my girlfriend to
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: my hometown with me, everything has gone bad. She is
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: very in love with me, but we are just two
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: different people. She doesn't have goals and the only thing
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: she likes to do is take pictures of herself in
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the mirror, post Intagram pictures, Instagram pictures, and get her
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: hair done. Our appointment lease ends and we we have
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to go our separate ways because our apartment lease ends.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And we have to go our separate ways because to
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: save money, I'm moving in with my parents for a
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: few months, and I feel that now she has extra
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: baggage that I can't get rid of. I feel bad
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: because I know she does not know how to survive
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: out here on her own, and I see no future
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: with us, and I offered to move her back home,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: but she wants to stay. I'm not in love with
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: her anymore, but I feel obligated to still take care
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: of her. This brother here got dreams and goals, and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I do not want to hold myself back and regret it. Sincerely,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: young brother. Wow, um, okay, she's twenty two. She's a
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: grown woman. You're not responsible for a grown person. Yes,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you took her in when her mom kicked her out
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: and moved her out of town with you, but things
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: have changed now. I mean they've really changed. It's not
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: working out beat in the two of you again. She's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: grown and old enough to be able to take care
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: of herself. Just as you have to cut back on
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: your expenses and move in with your folks, she has
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: to do the same. She has to get it together
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: for herself. You've offered to move her back home, so
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: do that. I mean, the only thing, um with this
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: letter is you sound a bit arrogant to me. You know,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you're a very good guy. You're not in love with
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: her anymore, but she's very in love with you, and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I hope when you do,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: uh break up with her, that you do it, you know, nicely,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: and that you consider her feelings at least, you know,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: for a little while, because you don't sound like that
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: type necessarily to me. But you just, guys, are just
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: broken up. I mean, that's life, and she's gotta gotta go.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Your separate ways now, Steve, Well, Charlie, I think he's
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: a decent guy. I think he's very nice. I think
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: him writing the letter and wanting to find the right
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: way to do it, says that about the young man
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you in the picture, she thinks she Kim Kardashi and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? Yeah, taking pictures and posting you in the mirror,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: just taking pictures, selfies, posting him on Instagram. He and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: love with a no, mo, you move your girlfriend in
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: cause your mom kicked out. I'm gonna just come back
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: and just tell you exactly what the brother doing, what
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: he's gonna doing, what his plan is, and how he
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: going about him. That's eighteen after That's when we'll come
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: back with part two of Steve's response to you're listening
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, we're back. We're in
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the middle of the Strawberry Letters subject. I moved her,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: but now I cannot dump her. Part two of Steve's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: response coming up. Appreciate all right, This twenty six year
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: old got three years ago, graduated college man, A nice
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: young lady. She fell on some hard times, fell out
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: with her mama, so he let her move in with her.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: She's four years younger than me. He was living on
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: his own, moved a girlfriend, and mom kicked out. He
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: saw I'm really a good man of very motivated, ambitious.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I take care of this. I take business seriously. However,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: since I moved my girlfriendto my hometown, everything is going bad.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: She's very in love with me, but we're just two
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: different people. She don't got gold, she doesn't have goals.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: The only thing she liked to do is take pictures
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: herself in the mirror, post Instagram pictures and get her
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: hair done. Okay, so you you you're the mood in
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashi. Without the money, now, you know, now at
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: least go in, and we gotta go out several ways
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: because to save money, I'm moving in with my parents
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: for a few months. I feel that now she's extra
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: baggage and I can't get rid of. I feel bad
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: because I know she don't know how to survive out
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: there on our own. I see no future for us
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: and offer to move her back home, but she won't sustain.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not in love or anymore, but I feel obligaged
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: to still take care of this brother here got dreams
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: and goals, and I do not want to hold myself
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: back and regret it's sin. Seriously, young brother, Well here's
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: the deal. Let me let me tell you what's up.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: First of all, you're not gonna really move back home.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: The reason you have a hard time financially because you're
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: not taking care to people. So really, when your apartment
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: lease is up, you've told her this is the story.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You don't came up with that you're gonna move her.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna move in with your mama so she can
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: go back home. See you're a bright, motivated hardwareking take
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: bs and seriously, you ain't gonna move back home. That's
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the story. You didn't create it so she can gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: get the hell on. Now. I'm with your partner, but
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: already know you just ain't no grown dude been living
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: with no check fing to move back home with his mama.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You already used to having played towards laying around. You
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do that, man, So now you're not going
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: back home. And you created this story to get her
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: to move back. Now she don't want to go. That's
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: what this lad about. Let me tell you something. You
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: gotta get her out of that house before she get pregnant.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I cannot tell you how many people have played this
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: game right here. So if this girl ain't pregnant, man,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: listen to me very carefully, just from a cat that's
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: seen a lot. Now, make you move. Give her the
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: money to go home and go live at your mama
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: house until she moved out of town. When she moved
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: back out of town, gona get your money going over
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: there and get your another apartment back. That's all this is.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: But you better do it before she tried to have
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: a baby on you, because there are a lot of
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: people that don't have morals and values who think that's
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: gonna hold a man. That's very true, Steve. Now if
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you don't think that's a move, and I'm sorry for everybody,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: why the moment. I ain't got to be the one
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: help y'all. Hey, hey, whatever, whatever, whatever. Straw beard letter, Hell,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: ain't you letter, ain't your letter, ain't your life? Please
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: don't email me about it? All right, Today's strawberry letters
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: posted on Steve Harvey dot com. You can tweet or
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: instagram me your thoughts at my girls surely coming up
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: after the break at thirty four after the hour, here's
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: a question, what's the worst lie you've told to impress
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: a date eight seven, seven twenty nine, Steve. You're listening
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thirty five minutes after that,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: when we come back, we're going to the phone. Here's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: a question, what's the worst lie you've told to impress
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: a date? Eight seven, seven twenty nine, Steve. Let's go
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to line five talk to Mike. Mike out of Texas.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: What's happening on Steve? Go ahead, man, Yeah, and so anyway,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the rightest fly I told the chick wasn't great. The
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: chick was a ballerina, and I ain't know nothing about that.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: So all I knew was Gregor hands was taped down.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: She said well, I said, well, baby, my uncle is
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Gregory Hynds, you know. And she was like, yeah, I
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: say he was on a song. I said, yeah, show up.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I was at the studio, so she too, oh yeah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. I had no charge. Man. So I'm checking
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: at the table. Yeah, I'm sitting at it. I went
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: pitch up with your house and everything I didn't know
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: was to the ballot, Fox and Identifal come on with
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: both of them, come on over there. Yeah. And so
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: we went back in the room and went to talking
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: and the next day she thinking we said to go
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: to uh uh the Western or something like that. When
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: right the tweetish right there on the south side of
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: home Clark Show. Then, yes, sir, for South Maine. Right
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: when you go up on the underpass on the what
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you put a quarter in the side, Yes, sir, Yeah,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about exactly. I have no way of that,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: tweeted motor House tweeted tweeted motor In. Hey, Mike, did
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: you look behind the manager and see my photo up there?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: For a lifetime? I ain't killed kill Is that the one? That?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Is that the one under the under that overpass? Yeah?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Right now, South Maine South Post. I'd have seen that, man, Yeah,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I'd have seen that. Mann't sweeting, I have seen You
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: know what's crazy, man, is it's gonna be busy this weekend. Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: But Timmy, you know he out on the north Mike,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: what's side? Tell you all, Mike on the south side,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: the north side and Tommy one side of time you on?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I want the north side. I grew up. I grew
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: up acres home in with pars. But what you grew
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: up we're talking about what I'm in Spring Texas now. Tommy,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: you're the same one now without the found out the
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: praise speak proper and you from the north side. Okay,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: that boy from Houston for red. Hold me through with Tommy.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I'm dark. Thank you, Mike Hollidge Town. You're listening to
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: the hour. It is Monday, so you know it's time
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: for weekend confessions. That's the nephew segment. Weekend confess concessions.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Because what nephew concessions are? Confession? Come. I'm not here
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: to help you. I just want to here, Okay, Okay,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: up next, we're going to the phones. Here's a question.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: What's the worst lie you've told to impress a date?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Eight seven, seven, twenty nine. I would play sad. Let's
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: go to line five. Steve Harvey, who is this Jason silly? Hey, Jake?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, yours funny? Well, here's your chance. What's
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: the worst lie you ever told while you was dating?
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I asked three. I had much of this guy. He
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: was so sweet and nice. He was in the church,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you know, you saying, I'm like, okay, maybe I have
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: to two shows with this guy, compete with him, and
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: you know, we went out on a couple of days
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: three weeks. Said, you know, we're talking and every saying.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: He asked me about myself. I was like, yeah, I'm single,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going out and doing all this some kind of stuff.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I won't. I told my handle kids. I have three
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: cheers at the time. Okay, I thought, are we said
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that we have a lunch. We shouldn't at the table
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: we have a lunch. He is my phone ring? I
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: answered this my daughter. Hey man, what did your daughter
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: ask you? Jane? I can't excuse me, so I told
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: my thing. I felt student from it. Let me let
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: me take this call. That's my that's one of my own,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: one of the kids in the neighborhood. They always calling me.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Let me go. I had handed this phone call. I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: can hand fower. I can hand phone with the kids
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I had stuck out the rust of
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: one and I came back here. He won't even here
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: no more. He was done, he was gone. Can let
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: me ask you a questions? So I understand why he's
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: just rusting me. You know, I might have told him laugh,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: but yeah, but let me ask you a question, though,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Listen to me, how
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: old were you when this happy? I was thirty four
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: at the time. Okay, cool, let me ask you a question.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Could he tell that you had three keys? I didn't know,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: because you know, no, I just have a nice shape,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: a nice body. So I mean, I'm five five one
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in the hand, you know, I wait about one. At
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: that time, I was like, maybe, like, what the are
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you too? Like fit short? So I mean it was
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: like I handled, No, I handled, I handle strong, winkles
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: in my face and that like that beautiful you know,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I'm beautiful, and chocolate my makeup, you know, makeup at
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: the more discards and every saying. So I was looking
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: my question. Yeah, obviously, I think maybe he just got
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: up because you was just crazy. I think so yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I think I think somewhere in that conversation he took
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: that phone call as an out, cause before the baby call,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: if you was talking like this, he was sitting there
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  Speaker 1: looking for out, and I think when them kids called,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: that was his out because you were just talking too
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: crazy to the man I'm saying, So I think so,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I think, so yeah, that's probably a though baby hanging out. Hey, listen,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: quit talking crazy. Okay, I love you girl. Thank you. Jay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to line six and talk to
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  Speaker 1: James out of Alabama. Hey, James, what's up? Good morning
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  Speaker 1: on James, Shirley Tommy, miss True, Miss True, and she's there. Okay, Okay, James,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Oh. I was in Louisiana about it's been
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: about baby fifteen years now, and I told this female
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I was Sydney Thornton of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Told you
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: who sne Sydney Yeahsburgh Man, Sydney Thornton, Sydney thor the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: play defense. Though, yes, sir, you talk my big Sitney thought, yes, sir,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm six one. I was three hundred five pounds
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: at the time you told Hibou you were sitting there. Hey, hey,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: it was a text time for me. So I had
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to top it off. A ball came yank out ball,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: everything from champagne, and the girl was so impressed. You
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: went back to the room with me one of her friends.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That was the best of minage I had, man, and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know they were video taping. Man.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I was in toxicating So I'm like, okay, get back,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I'll leave the girl to You're gonna be town. No,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: longer said yes, So I went out with my boy desk.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Then we come back to guy said, well you got
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: five phone calls. I'm like, well, what's what's about? Then
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the lady called me. She said, look here, I'm taking
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: this tape to the league. I want some funny because
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I'm taking this this video to the league. You go
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: right ahead. She said why and then she came to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: the room cause I showed her my ID and she
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: looked at her girlfriend. She said, they ain't no shit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Could I have a copy of the tape? Please? Wow?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: He said, Goya, I don't give a name a copy.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Do you keep doing that? I didn't need a copy.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't. Don't forget coming up Weekend Confessions with the
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  Speaker 1: Nephew eight seven seven twenty nine Steve eight seven seven
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve, call and confess what you did over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, you're ready, this is your son. Ready,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: let's go w Weekend Confessions. Baby. The nephew was in
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: the booth. I'm not here to help you. I just
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you're going through. Get it off
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: your chest, don't use your real name, cover yourself up,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: let's go well. Line three. Alicia. Hope that's a change
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: name out of Georgia. Goodness, my name is Alicia. They
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: just call me spring Flower. How are you alright, spring Flower?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm good today, I'm better. All right?
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  Speaker 1: You want to confess something to Yes, I have them
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: being a good girl for the last year. I mean
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: my Uncle Steve's book, Think like a woman, Act like
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: a think like man, Act like a woman, and all
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: of that. All the steps meant this guy really really
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: liked he was cool. We went to Uncle Ste's restaurant,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: waffle House, and then we went and had a couple
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: of drinks. Nice guy never meant to violate me, but
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I took it too far after a kiss. I'm so
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: disappointed with myself that I fell off. The guy still
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: acts like he likes me, but he's not calling as much.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: So I totally messed up. And I needed to get
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: me enough book because I forgot the instructions. So I'm
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: mad because I'm not a lady anymore. Now. I'm just
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: hot stuff who just needed to take care of a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: little itch. And I should have seen on my track
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: with wit that waffle house and that drink? What did
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: got a smother thing cup? But I know what you had? Yeah,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: wh got them drinks? And then it all J J
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: and just all felt. Paul's just I don't know what
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: happened after that. I really don't. It just was nice. Yeah,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: because you got scattered, smothering, covered again, that's what happened.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I surely did. And and and now I just I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: just don't know how to get clean no more. I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: just got to get some more gravy or something. And
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to want to be a good girl. Yeah,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: but if it ain't broke, don't fix it, baby segment.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I can't get through to the segment that I need
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: to get through, right Yeah, what you got through with
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: this one? I ain't here to help you. Uh, you
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: have to call another time. Then you have to send
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: your stuff into the drawbar and letter. This right here
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: is just confessing. Now you get back to getting scattered,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: smothered and covered. And I thank you for calling. God
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: bless you all right spring flower, you keep springing, baby,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: thank you. I am so so not wanting to be
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: here right now. Let's go. Don't nobody want no waffles
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: right now? I don't want to know what a girl
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: needed help? Yeah, yeah, let's go to line five. Talked
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to William out of Virginia. This is a confession. What's up, baby,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: confessed to the nephew. What's happening with um? As? This
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: old Nicki Minaj's thing, this thing they're going on for
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: about two weeks. Um, you know, I recently just you know,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: my birthday just passed. I'm a little bit older than
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: what I was, and I'm pretty much done with like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: hip hop altogether. I'm pretty much given up. That's your confession?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Uh where you get hip hope? Well, yeah, because I
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: mean it's more true it than that. I mean just
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I have children of my own, you know,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: and I mean I feel like hip hop with something
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it was more of a culture thing. So I've always
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you know, been a fan of the coach. I've been
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a fan of you know, the image. But where it's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: going now with like you know, like Joe solm out
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: with Nicki Minaj's walking around with brushed out and know
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: just last year you were supposed to be like trying
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: to be an inn for the kids. You're leading the
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: kids in the wrong direction. So you know, I can't
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: really support how to get down with that? And you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: call the man William who said that her breasts look good,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: that this is the show you called. They're just trying
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: to get through. Understand what you're saying about the keys.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I got you all that part to help out. If
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: you're talking to this, Damn William, when you you're gonna
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: have to call. And I really respect what you're saying.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Who are you? I just it's William. Well, you know
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Who are you? I can't help you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: right now? You see what I'm saying. Okay, Bill, Bill,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I can't help you right now. I understand you got
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: cheering and I got cheering too. And um, I understand
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: where you come from. On yeah, that's what I said.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: And I understand where you're coming from all this here
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: who but listen, this is just confession thing. I need
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: you to confess some you do. You can gave up?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't gave up hip hop? Okay? And and uh well,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: thank you, will thank you. It was all a dream
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: used to read. Where what does you want me to
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: tend him? I mean I can, I can. I'm giving
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: him the best day hip hop right now? You know
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: he threw with it okay where I'm lying to Mohammed
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: New York. Hey, listen stop listen. If y'all trying to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: give Strawberry let him at the time for that. Yeah,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: is he calling from the stake? New York? Hello, Hey,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: good morning, Mohammed. How are you doing, man? Good profession,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: my confession. Man. I was living in Chicago, Illinois and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: my daughter mother out there, and I love this woman. Man.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: She did the right thing, Bobby, and she was telling
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: me she wanted to move to Texas. So I left,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, came back home to New York. Man,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I missed this woman.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: This woman was the best woman, man. She was better
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: than my ex wife. Now you know what I'm saying. Mmm,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: So that's my succession, you know what I'm saying, Like
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: New Chicago woman is one of the best woman's. Man,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: These New York women just I came back, kid, can
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: never contend these women from Chicago. Women many and we
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: got two Chicago women on the show right here. What
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: you would you was you locked up? What you was at? Mohammed?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I was in the low end, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I was in the Wild hundreds with You know what
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. We had a lower house out in Champagne, Illinois.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You know. And I tell clothes man, this is the
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: same brother that you're talking to about. When I went
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to uh Noudation out there in DC. I'm a hustle
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: me from New York City and Chicago. You know what
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. How you lost, How you lose your girl?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't lose that. You move to Texas. I didn't
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: want to move to Texas. I sacrifice leaving New York
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: coming to Chicago. You know what I'm saying. I was
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: with her for like seven years. Everything was good, she said, Baby,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: she didn't want no money. She wanted me. She had
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: a job. I had a hustle. We was getting it.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't out them, you know, I was selling clothes. What
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, ya, you don't want to hustle in Texas.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Now I can't do to Texas. Baby, that's too far man.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, show them was closed. Remember
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: he had the Obama T shirts and stuff. No, I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: had the magazines. I was selling out this and Tommy,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hustle. I mnna let you know that Man,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I'm hustling from here only to California to Chicago back
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: to New York. Man, you know what I'm saying. And
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I took care of all my kids doing that. Are
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: you're making good money with it? Then, yeah, it's good
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: money on the street, hustle and all that. You know
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: what I mean. But I appreciate you. You don't think
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: about flying old girl up so you can tell y'all
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: can visit or something. Well, I'm visiting my daughter, man.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You know, you know grandmother always let me see. You
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, back and forth Chicago, I said,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: you know, but I want her back, man. You know
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: she's one of the best women. Her name is Jachimacus. Man.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: You want you go get her, dog, Well, you know
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: she knows why that. Ain't that work your back, dog,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta go get up. You want her back, you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: gotta go get it. Ain't no she know where you
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: at see a woman, ain't no hustle. You try to
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: treat her like a hustle. You know why I'm not, man,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I treated like I treated her like a woman. She
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: treating like a good man. She was a good woman.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Bro Okay, cool. Then you got to go get her dog. See,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: if you want her, you got to show her you wanted,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: because women like to be like to know that they wanted.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: And you gotta go get up. You're gonna blow it. Man.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta let your mom and you gotta go get
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: the best woman ever have had? You ever had it?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Don't got serious right here? Well go get up, man.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're in
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: the middle of nephew Timmy's weekend confession. Ain't really confessions.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Kind of going a little sideways for you to take. Nephew,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: are we handing up? You know you never know what's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: going to go on in the booth on Monday. You know,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: you're just taking any way it comes want. You're crawling
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: this booth man. You want to confess anything to me?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: You do I want to confess? Yeah? Yeah, you want
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: to hear? Right after this, I'll confess. You want to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: weekend confessions? Let's go Line three, La fait out of Tennessee. Hey,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: baby girl, how you doing? How are you going? I'm good, baby.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: You got a confession for the nephew this morning? Well,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: this is nicky and I told you I was going
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: to cheat on my home people going out down on
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the weekend. I don't know that, nicky, but go yeah,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: go ahead, okay, either way, Um, I went out with
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: the best friend and we had a wonderful time and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: saying kicking Google. But I came to the conclusion that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I'm going to divorce my husband and you're gonna you're
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: gonna lock it in with the with the with the
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: best No, No, I'm being free. What I did with
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: this the best friend, it was just revenge with fit.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I got my revenge and now I'm through. Did y'all
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: go the wife behind by any chance? No man, eating breakface?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I missed me years. Man, you can't go on there
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: do cooks and turn around. I know that I love
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I love it. I know that. Thank you, Nikki, you
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: missed the whole order process for because that's that's a
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: real post statement. Make it again, Junior. I know that
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: who the who the hell? I find? Get all right?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe we have time now to go to line three
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: cats and talk to Lafay out of Tennessee. Hello, Hey,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey, baby girl? What you got from
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: this weekend? Me? My friend was together, we having relations
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: and our called somebody of name you call somebody of name,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, talk to my baby, give me a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: play an old last name? Actually is every you know.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I was over here when the trumpa next, you know whatever,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: and every chance I heard Julia and he was like sick,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I'm look up. I've been sandsizing about Junior every chich
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and I opened called Junior name when we were having relations?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: What what do you call him? Junior? But my boyfriend?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Who did he say? Do say? Won't they do it?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: What happened? And I looked though, I looked Jo up
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: and I was like, he's nice booking And I had
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the spray too, and he was just like, now you Lyne,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: you ain't talk about no Junior, Steve, are you talking
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: from that somebody here? Let's see. I said no, I said,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: for real, bad. I shouldn't do it. I said on
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: side because the day before I had a dream that
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: me and Junior went out on a date. Y'all did
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: y'all go to the Wiffe house, ma'am, ma'am. We need
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: your information. Hold on, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, get all the information,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: get pictures, Facebook, get something. You're listening Steve Hardy morning, Hey,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: y'all coming up we're gonna close it out. We got
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: time for just one more things. You're listening Steve hard
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Showing for eight minutes after that coming up next.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: We got time for just one more thing. Y'all. Have
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: a great week you because I showed you. God is
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: good all the time and all the time. God, you
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: better believe it. Hey man, y'all have a great weekend.
• 1:15:27
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