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Weirdest Thing, Random Questions, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all back a
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  Speaker 1: suit on, looking back to back down, giving the move
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  Speaker 1: like the moking buck bus things and its cub me
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  Speaker 1: true good it. Steve har listening to movie together for Steve. Please, Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joined me to be with me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta gotta turn hurting the You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Got to turn out to turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come, come on your baby, that it? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. A good morning everybody. You are listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now. One and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. If y'all
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  Speaker 1: only knew, I think I'll tell it to you this
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  Speaker 1: morning man started off real crazy. But it's just those
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  Speaker 1: little mishaps where we as people who are striving to
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  Speaker 1: be successful that makes all the difference in the world.
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  Speaker 1: When you have those little minor things that come up,
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  Speaker 1: you can't let the minor things stop you. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to keep pressing forward. Now, could I have played the
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  Speaker 1: role of where is my car? Where is my car? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Where is my car? Instead of hustling and grab a cab?
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  Speaker 1: So what am I? Am? I above a cab ride now?
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  Speaker 1: Or do I have to look at the bigger picture
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  Speaker 1: and say, okay, I could act like a little spoiled
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  Speaker 1: brat some type of star and go I don't ride
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  Speaker 1: in cabs, or where's my car? And then go to
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  Speaker 1: blaming people for not having a car, Or do I
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  Speaker 1: make the adjustments because ain't like I ain't been in
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  Speaker 1: a cab before now slow down? Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been in a in a beat up car before,
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  Speaker 1: slow down? Ain't ever like I ain't never had a
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  Speaker 1: cab and roll the bus before slow down? Ain't like
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never been homeless before, and ain't have nowhere
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  Speaker 1: to go? Slow down. So in those moments right there,
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  Speaker 1: always remember where you come from, but even more importantly,
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  Speaker 1: always remember where you're trying to go, because it's important
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  Speaker 1: for me that I get here as many mornings as
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  Speaker 1: I possibly can. It's important because that's the goal. And
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  Speaker 1: so many people allowed a minor things to stop them
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  Speaker 1: on their road to success. And I'm giving you this
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  Speaker 1: example today not to say hey, look at me, but
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  Speaker 1: to say to you, hey, listening to me. They are
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  Speaker 1: going to be a lot of things that's gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: along your way to being successful, And if you allow
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  Speaker 1: the small things to stop you, there's no way you'll
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  Speaker 1: make it. You've got to always press forward and stop
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  Speaker 1: looking at the situation for what it is and look.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to take your offer right now and
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  Speaker 1: put your eye into future. You know, God has blessed
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  Speaker 1: me in so many ways. I mean, what can I say?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ask God for this syndicated show. He
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  Speaker 1: gives me a syndicated show. Now I act like I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to come to it. Hold on, man, slow down.
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  Speaker 1: Did not you ask for this? Do I not realize
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  Speaker 1: that there are certain people man, who look forward to
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  Speaker 1: this message in the morning. I've heard it from people,
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  Speaker 1: So from the hundreds that I've heard it for, that
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  Speaker 1: could represent thousands for all I know. So if I
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  Speaker 1: think somebody's counting on me, I got to try to
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  Speaker 1: get there and give something. So today I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: any time at all to think about what I might say.
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  Speaker 1: I just walked right in and the jingle was playing,
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  Speaker 1: and so I decided to just tell you about my
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  Speaker 1: day and maybe you can relate it to something you're
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  Speaker 1: going through alone the way, Because no matter who you are,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to have some moments man, where things are
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. And like I always tell my kids,
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  Speaker 1: and I just had this conversation with my little girl,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't that things ain't gonna happen. It's how you
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  Speaker 1: handle what happens that matters. But it don't matter. It's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle what happens that's the determining factor on
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  Speaker 1: where you get in life and how soon you get
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  Speaker 1: there and how long you stay there. That will always
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  Speaker 1: be a mishap, something that's gonna throw you off. That
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  Speaker 1: will always be something man, that could deter you. That
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  Speaker 1: will be something somewhere man, that will make you doubt it.
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  Speaker 1: Now that you know that's gonna happen, then let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about how you handle what happens, because it's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: So now what do you do as a person when
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  Speaker 1: these moments come about in your life? How do you handle? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Woe is me? Oh I guess it wasn't meant to be. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if the Lord wanted me to have this, I'd have that.
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  Speaker 1: Know how many deal how many times you hear people
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  Speaker 1: say that, You know, man, it really irks me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Stop using God as your excuse. God ain't no excuse
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  Speaker 1: God is a reason. He's a reason why the good happens.
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  Speaker 1: He's a reason. He's not an excuse. God don't have
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  Speaker 1: no excuses in none of his scriptures or writings, not
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  Speaker 1: that ive. He just don't make excuses. I would have
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  Speaker 1: done this. But you know there's a scripture that says
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  Speaker 1: the poor will all shall always be amongst us. Why
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  Speaker 1: that's got to be you. Yeah, he said the poor
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  Speaker 1: will always be amongst us, because you know, everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna follow the principles of success. But he also said
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  Speaker 1: he came to give you life and give it to
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  Speaker 1: you more abundantly. He said that too. But old, no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that because your life kind
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  Speaker 1: of trip it out a little bit. So now what
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  Speaker 1: you do with it? Now you twist it and you
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  Speaker 1: go to that one little scripture that say well, the
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  Speaker 1: poor shall always be amongst us. Well, that's put in
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  Speaker 1: there because that's a that's auggests in case. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: a just in case you all don't want to follow
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  Speaker 1: the scriptures. That's just in case you don't understand that
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  Speaker 1: faith without works is dead. That's just in case you
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  Speaker 1: have not because you ask not. It's just in case
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe, and shall not doubt he got all
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  Speaker 1: that in there. But in case you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do that, there is a scripture that tells you who
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  Speaker 1: don't happen if you don't do it, And here it
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  Speaker 1: is the poor shall always be a monster. But then
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  Speaker 1: you get that when they say, well, that's I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's the Lord's will, Lord's will, really, really, really really,
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  Speaker 1: that's amazing. I just don't believe that about him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that God created your life to be a
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  Speaker 1: life of misery. I think that we make decisions along
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  Speaker 1: the way that cause us to have lives of misery.
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  Speaker 1: But I really really just don't believe that God created
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  Speaker 1: you for that. I've heard Nelson Mandela speak, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go wild. All those years in prison, man,
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  Speaker 1: what was it about. When you hear him speak, you
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  Speaker 1: understand what it was about. He said he always knew
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  Speaker 1: he would be free one day. Now, what he said
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  Speaker 1: he never knew was he said he never knew that
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  Speaker 1: he would be the president of that country. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: what a long way around. But he could have sat
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  Speaker 1: there and got involved in prison activities that wasn't up
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  Speaker 1: to pawing things like that, and they said whenever young
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  Speaker 1: inmates used to come in. He was telling the story
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  Speaker 1: one time of how young inmates used to come into
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  Speaker 1: the prison. They all sit around and talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about what they were doing and how many kids they
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  Speaker 1: had in their lives, and it helped them keep track
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  Speaker 1: of the outside a little bit, and it kept a
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  Speaker 1: sense of time for them and reminded them in to
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  Speaker 1: talk about what they left behind, and it kept them
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  Speaker 1: going because something was great on the other side. Had
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  Speaker 1: he allowed that to stop him, had he allowed out
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  Speaker 1: the imprisonment, which is a pretty major deal. Oh, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, then guess what he would have never been
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  Speaker 1: to Nelson Mandela that we know to day, a martyr,
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  Speaker 1: a leader, a great force. People want to go around him.
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  Speaker 1: Even people that imprisoned him could not understand his staunch strength,
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  Speaker 1: his faith, his unwavering commitment. They couldn't understand it. So
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  Speaker 1: things are going to happen in your life. But it's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let the little things get in the way, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you just sometimes you just don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: got in the cab thinking I wasn't gonna make it,
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  Speaker 1: but at least let's go see, let's try. I made it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what that gives me another piece of information that
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  Speaker 1: I have and all I had to see it again
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  Speaker 1: to date. Guess what I said today? Man, Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, just go
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  Speaker 1: ahead on anywhere. Now. I could still be back there
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel time I wear my car, but I
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  Speaker 1: got up in here made it. So now what y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Let's go. You're listening morning show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, this is not quiet story.
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  Speaker 1: This is Steve Harder deserving his voice because it's leaving
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  Speaker 1: him and overworked, and have decided that I've got to
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  Speaker 1: slow it down. So, ladies and gentlemen, this show will
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  Speaker 1: be ran today by two foods. And I want to
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  Speaker 1: apologize for anything happening. And Shirley and uh Carla, I
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  Speaker 1: want to say good luck to both of you because
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  Speaker 1: you are going to have a tough time controlling two
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  Speaker 1: foods normally being you know, just ignorant. I am here
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  Speaker 1: to provide some type of stability, but I won't be
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  Speaker 1: able to to my boys don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
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  Speaker 1: back talk me unless you want these knuckles on your lips. So,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry, good morning, Hey, No your morning.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta get into this stony ey see, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, good morning. You even tell me
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  Speaker 1: junior morning, I ain't chaining. Yeah, you can't jake what
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  Speaker 1: your dinner? Wow? That's the after birthday voice? Birthday? Still?
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  Speaker 1: How you love birthday? Happy belated birthday again forty two
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  Speaker 1: years old? Stop that last. I'm going with um. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going with eighty three, eighty three. And see when you
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  Speaker 1: tell people you eighty three, they go, no, you look
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  Speaker 1: so good. Well, y'all go ahead and take it over.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta help you what yeah? Yeah, yeah, but see
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  Speaker 1: still everybody go down sometimes. All right, I gotta protect
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  Speaker 1: my boys. And that shows to do today, tomorrow, all
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. I don't get another off day. Four minutes
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  Speaker 1: so I'm waiting on an assistant who posted been here
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  Speaker 1: with some damn throat coat, but his ass ain't here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I ain't gonna be saying his ass
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  Speaker 1: ain't here. Too many motames? Did you speak to the
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  Speaker 1: nephew because one time it's gonna be his ass. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: here no more. You didn't speak to the nephew. I
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  Speaker 1: really didn't think it was morning morning. I got you,
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  Speaker 1: I got you. You're over worked. Well, let's be real
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  Speaker 1: about it. You're not underpaid. We gotta you're not underpaid.
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  Speaker 1: Represent We got you today. Lay your throat down, every
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  Speaker 1: set your throat right over there. Want you want to
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  Speaker 1: take it out in this bag right here? We got you.
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  Speaker 1: Said that years ago we were on the radio just
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  Speaker 1: in La and he fell out. You had to take
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  Speaker 1: your throat out and look at Wow. Okay, well, how
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  Speaker 1: was your birthday? Oh it was great. I'm still celebrating.
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  Speaker 1: Still celebrating, man, I'm not supposed to have a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of cake. We had a little celebration at the
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  Speaker 1: comedy club, the Jay Spot. It was one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: eighteen comedians came wow, no no, no no, no, no no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: about three hundred and forty. Oh well that's why it
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  Speaker 1: must have been at another clue about Jay's birthday. When
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  Speaker 1: we come back on something funny. Had a date last night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're listening. It is time for something funny now, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you, and and the guys as well,
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  Speaker 1: what's the weirdest or the craziest thing you were caught
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  Speaker 1: doing red handed? Something you know you weren't supposed to do,
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  Speaker 1: but it was crazy though. Maybe it was something you
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  Speaker 1: were looking up online, or maybe it was an embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: moment in the bathroom. You told us about when you
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  Speaker 1: were a chess at your girlfriend's house one time and
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  Speaker 1: you had a real bad explosion. Uh no, anything something
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  Speaker 1: that happened during you know, on the job on one done? Anything?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, which one you want? Hand? Busk? You? Rish
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  Speaker 1: everybody down. I've heard all these statements in my life
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  Speaker 1: right there, put your chats you hands up? Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: had all Which one you want? Something funny? Sheldy wasn't
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  Speaker 1: none of the funny. Getting busted just ain't funny. Right?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been caught? Have you been caught? Budon Nick? No,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no been caught button? Well you know I
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  Speaker 1: want it? Wait, well I tell you what time I will?
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  Speaker 1: You know, but I wanted to get caught. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? I was at the girl's house one time,
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  Speaker 1: she was at work, and I told her I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna cook for when she came in. So I got
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  Speaker 1: over to the house and set it all up and
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  Speaker 1: I cooked everything. I cooked pretty good. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: was young as our young dude then. So she had
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  Speaker 1: a duplex townhouse. The kitchen, living room downstairs, two bedrooms
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  Speaker 1: was upstairs. I decided to go on upstairs and wait
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  Speaker 1: for you know, I hadn't done all this cooking, all
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  Speaker 1: that the moon, and uh so I just had a
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  Speaker 1: trail of clothes all the way up the steps. I'm
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  Speaker 1: under the cover, nicked, okay, looking like new money shower it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I got so much baby all on me. This was
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  Speaker 1: before I knew how to handle baby all. I had
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  Speaker 1: so much baby all on me. I don't ruin us sheets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all in my hell excess man, baby. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what I was doing then. And uh she was picking
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  Speaker 1: up the clothes coming up steals, laughing, You're so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're so bad. You know. I had, you know,
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  Speaker 1: one sock, then another sock, you know belt, you know, drawls,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sure, all that placed up the steps. The
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  Speaker 1: last thing was a draw Yeah. She got up there
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  Speaker 1: and I snatched the covers off. I'm butt niked, but
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  Speaker 1: I got so much all on me. All she said was,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, look at my sheets. I said, your ship.
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  Speaker 1: You talk about your sheath, but you need to wearry
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  Speaker 1: about rhyme with sheet. But that's I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about. Look at on the sheet. She was
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  Speaker 1: so mad because I had baby all on the sheet.
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  Speaker 1: She missed the point. Yeah, the whole damn point. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: So end up happening, not a damn thing. She mad
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  Speaker 1: real attitude too about her sheet. Some sheets that sad.
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  Speaker 1: So I got up, you know, no, hell no, just
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  Speaker 1: reglass cotton sheet. Now I'm going down. I got to
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  Speaker 1: collect all my stuff all the way back down the
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  Speaker 1: damn still Ain't this about nothing. I'm putting stuff on
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  Speaker 1: on the stairways. So when I got to the bottom,
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  Speaker 1: I was fully dressed. Yeah, because I took the stuff
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  Speaker 1: off strategically, So I just put it back on the
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  Speaker 1: same way. You got my drawls, yeah, yeah, some pants
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  Speaker 1: shut yeah, my socks, my shoe. By the time I
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  Speaker 1: got to the bottom, I just got on dressed. When
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  Speaker 1: on got my car, went on him, Yeah what I
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  Speaker 1: what you're nothing to do is be mad at me
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  Speaker 1: all this damn time. What happened to the meal and
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  Speaker 1: the spaghetti and the salad in the frigerator got at
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  Speaker 1: So you got you put on your clothes and got
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  Speaker 1: in your car and went home. What happened the next day? No,
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing talk for a while. Okay. Then she called me.
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  Speaker 1: She said, so, I ain't heard from you. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: heard from you? Now you know, she called my partner.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from me, because you know, I hate
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  Speaker 1: to tell y'all this what No sell phone them back.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from you, I said, way, what what
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear from me? I spent all that
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  Speaker 1: time cooking you a meal, and all you complained about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Nah, hell, I'm sorry. Nothing. I see how
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  Speaker 1: you are, see your ass crazy. I ain't gonna get
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  Speaker 1: involved with you. So that was it? Yeah, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: never went nowhere. Did you buy her some new sheets?
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  Speaker 1: Some shot? Wash them? Hey what number baby one? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It was to get out that dog if they're bad sheets.
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  Speaker 1: But you complain you missed the point. Skip, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for cooking the meal. All this hit none of that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, She laughing up the steps at the clothes.
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  Speaker 1: But get up there and that she she hit a
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  Speaker 1: switch so hard she just that damn man, about this
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  Speaker 1: baby all on these sheet I'll tell you what. I'll
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't gonna stop doing. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop using baby on. I probeck you that I
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  Speaker 1: might be a little crew or a little rookie at
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  Speaker 1: the Kno because I'm twenty one, But I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I'm how to work. Get baby that's sixty one.
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  Speaker 1: I am a baby all specially. I'm a boss baby
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  Speaker 1: or b olss baby baby all special. Something about you
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  Speaker 1: and baby ard? He just he did? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: about the time car I had to come get him?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't slip them fails? He butt naked in Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What No, you didn't tell her? Oh my god, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't mention this at all. Tell him about the
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  Speaker 1: time I had to come get you. You You didn't call
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  Speaker 1: because you fail and you said you in a puddle
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  Speaker 1: little baby? Or but Nick, tell him about that part
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  Speaker 1: you saw him butt naked. Tommy, I didn't call him.
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  Speaker 1: I haullered out. We gotta go, Okay, adn't nobody call him?
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  Speaker 1: He came over coming up coming up next, Let's run
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that prank back. More ignorance from this ignorant show. Right
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steven Show right now it is
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: time for the King of Pranks. He's in the building
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  Speaker 1: with run that prank back. What you got me and
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  Speaker 1: your baby getting married? What that sounds like me and
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  Speaker 1: your baby getting married? Man? Yeah, yeah, your baby? That's right?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Are you asking for handing? Man? I ain't answer. I'm
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: kidding your baby getting mad? Okay, let us know how
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: that turns out. Running Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, mister, how you doing,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, yo,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I got the right Hey, listen, well, I wanted to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you and
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh you know, pretty
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: much like the lads, five or six months, and I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very, very
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: interested in you. And I know this kind of crazy
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: for you to get a phone call for me when
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm very interest in Crystal right now, and I wanted to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to do the man thing
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  Speaker 1: and just reach out to your man and say I'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: really interested in and uh in marrying your daughter and
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  Speaker 1: marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what what
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: you name you? My name is Jeff, Jeff. Okay, Jeff Jeff. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talk to my daughter every day. Wow,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. What it's been like
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in Mary and Crystal. You know,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I want I really do want Crystal to be my wife. Well,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard you before, and my daughter
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating anybody
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: right now. My daughter is in grade school. I understand that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And you know, we you know, it's been you know,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: we've been you know, a little back and forth or whatever.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But you know the main thing is me and Christal really,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we really we really do love each other. Mister.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I want to but if you love my daughter, she
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: would have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you know what, you know, and maybe it's a situation
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: where christ is like a little maybe a little uneasy
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: every day, right right, you're like you, I talked to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: my daughter every day, your daughter? And how old is
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold on, momnute? Man, you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay, Well
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: cold to you. I'm forty six, forty six, you're forty
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: six years old. You want to man, my twenty five
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: year old daughter. He let me say this right here.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I'm me okay and I understand that. But what I'm
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you, man, is that it comes
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  Speaker 1: a time man when you just you just don't know
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: what's gonna have. Man. Love just love is love, man.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: And you've been locked up on parole at the University
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: on work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue Daughter. Look, Man,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. I got a lot of work on
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my damn desk, and you calling me telling me up
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: for I'm a gentle bird wants to marry my daughter,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: my twenty five year old daughter, and you damn that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: fifty You damn it at my age you want to
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: marry my daughter. Man, I'm not trying to talk to you,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: but I don't even do this. I need to talk
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: to Crystal and get to the bottom of this. That's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: what the hell I need to do. Hey, I understand
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: that miss you was probably gonna I want to talk
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: to and I ain't gonna problem with that. What I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is that man live ain't
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: got no limit. Man, It's just something that album Crystal
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: love Me, I love huh, and it is what it is.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You can't get man, he gonna marry my daughter. Now.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: My daughter's been a private school I loved in life.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: She was on the do all four years of college
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and she's going to grad school. And you're gonna mary
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: my daughter your work. Miss, I understand that what I'm
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to explain to you that you know what, Man,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: sometimes love is right the second time around. You understand
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. What the hell you mean the second time?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I got kids already? What I'm trying to say, it
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: didn't work out with me on the first time. What
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do, man, it just called you. It's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: solidified the culinary experience. They got to do it. Dude,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: what the hell is you talking about? Listen, Look, well,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find on what the hell is going on, because, yeah, man,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and I, mister part I understand all. Let I understand
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. What I want to say to you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: is this right here, Crystal is twenty five. Even if
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you don't agree with this, here, we're gonna eat Lowe
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and make sure that we can look at him. You
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: ain't doing a thing with my daughter unless it's mine.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Look here, man, you ain't doing I don't even know
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: daughter final hole. You really are lost your mind. You
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: think your old jail bird is gonna be marry and
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: my daughter, My daughter's not a future. You ain't got
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the head is wrong with us. I'm not gonna sit
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and go back and forth. But you miss me and
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Crystal getting married. We're not and under any circumstances. Not
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: care what you think. The circumstances are. Crystal getting married,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: that's it. Not the love. I don't know what you
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: think you as long as you what it's gotta be.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say, and
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: then me and Crystal just gonna come over there and
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: dry down there and tell you exactly what's going on
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: in our life right now. You got to say to me,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: are you listening to me? You got to say to me,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I got to say this. That is nephew taught me
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend. Ain't I'm outside
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: my job. Let people look at me like I'm crazy.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Jo And man, your baby girl just wanted to put
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: a smile on your face. Man, I gotta ask you,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Harvey Morning Shuff. What
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: y'all think I said it already? You played to me
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: it can happen. I just want to know if I'm
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: stupid enough to keep asking us. Well, I just want
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: to know. Am I stupid enough? Look, we got to
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: call you stupid. You to be convinced real quick, real quick,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't want wanted to tribute. I want to ask
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you if I prank a bunch of teachers, what would
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: you what would be a good title for my CD?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: If I prank a bunch of teachers, professors, just people
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to work at schools, what would be a good title
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: for my series? Yeah? Well, when we come back? Cool?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, uh you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: You know, we just came up with some questions. You
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: know how you love asked Steve and we love asking
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you questions. Now, this ain't CEO or nothing, just regular
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: sta some random questions. Yeah all right, Uh, well you
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: could just take this one and run with it. Actually,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: this is an asked Steve. We're going to ask Steve
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: st You know how you love this ask steal. There
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: should be a level of appreciation from the upper management
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: for the job you all have done it. But I'm
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: looking around the room and I don't really see nothing
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: that special going on. One person. I don't really see
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: nothing that special going on. So you know, I mean,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you're in't here because there's a check. The moment I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: cut these checks, I would expect none of you to
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: come back the next day. I would come for free
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: love all those a lot. We also now, now that
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: we've got that out the where, I have come to
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the conclusion that your loyalty is a catch a check,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and therefore my desires for perfection from you should be
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: reflective of that check. Okay, So now as you all
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: ask your questions today, I will also give you not
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: only the answer, but the rebuttal to that. So y'all
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: can begin anytime you like, or meeting is open in
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: a journey, all right, Steve, if you had let's see,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: if you made your goal one billion dollars, uh huh,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: would you break us off? And how much? Yeah? If
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I made a billion dollars and I left the radio
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: show early, yeah, I would give y'all something. What would
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: that be? I probably everybody get a million? Wow? How
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: can we how can we look at your books to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: know that you I don't know it. I need to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: know that you when you close to that being, because
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: what I don't want is for you to get there
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and we don't know you were working for years and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: then he keeps can't we can't find him? If I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: got a billion, I'm not getting up every morning do
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the radio. So he here, so you know, I'm now
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: clue clue number one, clue number one, and now you
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: can't look at my board. And when you get like
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: a hundred thousand from that billion, I'll at your bar
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: so I can make that deposit over in there and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: you will be there because I know the million coming back.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Nine hundred million. Yeah, I'm
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: gonna get you in there. Oh minding one to the
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: strip celebration. I know that. Okay, Next, sports for sure?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, an you got a question? Go ahead.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: What do you think you were good at but you
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: are actually quiet bad at it? What do I think
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I was good at but I'm actually quite bad at golf?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I hit a shot one time I thought I was somebody.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Right after that I found out I would golf has
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: been a challenged for me. Uh, I was I was
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: headed to be a pretty good piano player. At one
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: point I could have been oh yeah, yeah, but I
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: could have been really good at the piano, and then
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: poverty struck. There were no money for lessons. We didn't
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: have money for a lessons or piano. So Steve, it's
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: time for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, miss An Tripp,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, everybody. This is a trip with
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the news, and here we go. The House of repre
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  Speaker 1: Senitives has approved a measure that gradually increases the federal
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: minimum wage federal minimum wage to fifteen bucks an hour
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: over the next several years, over the next five or
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: six The hike is supported by Democrats. The problem is
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: it's not expected to pass the GOP dominated Senate. Senate
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: majority leader has already Mitch McConnell already says that he's
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: not forty doesn't think it would be right. Republicans generally
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: say that increasing the federal minimum wage would force some
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: companies to lay off some workers, and they shouldn't do
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that while the economy is so good. But then, of
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: course critics say, well, when are we supposed to do it?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: When the economy is bad. Calls continue for New York
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: City Mayor to Blasio to fire police officer Daniel Pantelao.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: That's the white cop involved in the death of an
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: elderly black man named Eric Garner, who was simply trying
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to sell loose cigarettes on the street by the way,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: six years ago. This week, want to be cop George
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges by an all female,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: mostly white jury, and the shooting death of an unarmed,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: innocent black teenager named Treyvon Martin, sparking your national outcry
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: which spawned the Black Lives Matters movement. On the other hand,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, where one died, officials say that thirteen local
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: cops are losing their jobs for making racists and other
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: offensive Facebook posts. The thirteen among these seventy two officers
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: placed on administrative duty recently after an online database shared
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: more than five thousand Facebook posts and comments. Some of
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the post homophobic. Others suggested taking minority suspects out back
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and shooting them like rabid dogs are hanging them. Besides
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the thirteen who are being let go, some other cops
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: are being suspended for five days. Seventeen others more severely
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: disciplined like suspension with the intent to dismiss. Demonstrations continue
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: this week in Puerto Rico. In New York and other
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: places been of Puerto Rico protests demanding the resignation of
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico's Republican governor Ricardo Rosejon. A whole huge amount
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: of recently leaked emails, about eight hundred pages of them,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: showed rose Yo and his senior aids making fun of women,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the disabled, the LGBTQ community, even the victims of Hurricane Maria,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: which hit their island, and there have been a few
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: violent classes during the demonstrations outside the governor's residence in
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: San Juan. A black family in California just never stops. Okay,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: never stops. The black family in California says they were
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: racially profiled at a Nike store in Santa Monica when
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a white female manager accused them of stealing a mini
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: basketball that they bought for their eighteen month old little son. Apparently,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the little boys started playing with the ball, so they
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: paid for it, and as they tried to lead the store,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the woman accused him of stealing it. They explained that
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: they had bought it and kept walking. She flags down
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: a white cop who tells the family to give him
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the stolen ball. They show him the receipt proving that
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: they paid for it. They did go back into the store, though,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: They brought the ball back, and they demanded a refund,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and they're now suing. A video of all this is
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: on the internet. Finally, Today's National ice Cream Day. I
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: love ice cream too. Now back into the Steve Harvey
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to show. When you know it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: time to go back to church, it's time, you know,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: when it's church. Okay, when you know it is time
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to take your but that the church. Somebody needs to
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: lay hands on me right like now, Jesus, Jesus, how
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: did I get here? When you wake up and you
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: went somebody and you don't know their name, it is
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: time to sho who you talk about? Backsliding? Yeah huh?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: How long we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Try
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to go back to the church. When you wake up
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and this bike box, you can't explain nothing. Who I'm
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: doing too much? Too much? You know? It's when you
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: wake up and you got her phone home? What they're here?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: We why you so? And it's backwards you got in
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the back and in the back pard in the front.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: That's the crazy, ye, crazy visual. Right, there's time for
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: you to go back to the church. When you're starting
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to look at your boys grandmama and starting to feel sometimes,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: yeah you to me, I never felt away left. You
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to the church. When
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you see spake mark on your behind and you don't
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: know how they got that? Yeah, excuse me? Did you no?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: when your light's watering game get turned off the same day,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing. It's time. You know it's time
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to go back. When you wake up and your whole
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: chest is peer time for you to go back to church.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on ahead,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: be cous It's we're not really cousins. Now, come on,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: how you figuring that we're aout down to the fifth fifth?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, ladies
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready, we consulting an expert because we
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus, things that you
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: need to have in mind after the break up. Most
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: most of it is for fellas. That is because when
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: we take a break off hard, it's ugly. It's ugly
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: out there. Now. These are things from Steve Harvey's break
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Up Handbook, How to act when you break up? All
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: right now here. Rule number one, You are allowed only
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: one drunk die You know how you call him up
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: when you drop. You only get the one. And it
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: sounds like something like this, Hello is me? You know
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: who me is? Don't play with me? You know who?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Men't play with my emotions? Who is me? You know
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you know who me? I many? You get one one,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: get one of them? All right. Now here's the next rule.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: the restaurant or church. Who you can't do that. We
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: broke up. I can't go in there, but I see
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the car. You can know you can't roll up on them. Now.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I got something with church later on, but just stay
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: that stay out right, you girl. Can't roll up on
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: them Oh that she is, I'm gonna go in now,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh that he is. I'm going in there. You can't
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: do that, call, okay, allegen? All right, next one, y'all's
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for at
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: least foe months. Tell nobody else over there. At least
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite song to each
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: other is off limit. You can listen to it, you
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: can cry to it, you playing over and over, but
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you can't send it. So I'm trying to move on
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: and I'm killing now. Listen to this, you all, y'all? Stuff,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: all possessions is collected at one time, and one time on.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parts.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Like that, you keep coming over here looking for stuff
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I got
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Keep it real. You hit a big one right here.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's. Mama friends
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: with you, and you can't be friends with mama. Come home, mama,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: what d Yeah? Hit? At least that's a good one, Steve.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I like trying to pick up some greens and you
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into dough. Yeah,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a new church home. Yes, but yeah, definitely, Yeah, we
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: can't work. I love all your friends should be divided
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: up equally, except the ones you hate. You can have him.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Here's another. No posting of nude pictures. Yeah, yeah, you know,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: like her naked or him dressed up like the damn Easter,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: but the private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: finish this one old naked picture? All right? Well never
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you tell me has a prank fall coming up, and
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: we'll finish out steams break up rules right after this.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: after don't Forget Today, Strawberry letter is on tap. But first,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with the prank phone call Yo,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: dos or doors for you, Shirley. Well, for most people,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yo does know what he was talking about. It was
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: never a moment of doubt. For me, you were clear.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Who's perfectly clear? Yo? Do your doors? Hello, Hello, I'm
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: trying to reach a mister Paul. Please call Virginia senior,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: probably senior. Okay, this is man. How are you doing today?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm gonna listen. My name is Mark. I'm
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: actually calling from a company called Doors. Are you Are
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you at court? Yes? Correct? You guys just built at home? Right? Yeah,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like I said, my name is March even so
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm actually calling from Doors. We're actually the company that
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: uh supplied the doors that are actually throughout your house. Okay, great,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: what are you calling from? A follow up? Oh no,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: this isn't a follow up. Actually, we've got a couple
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: of glitches we want to try and get get straighten
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: out if we could find uh. Well, here's here's the problem, sir.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: built you all's home, yes, has not paid for the doors.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You guys have been there two and a half months
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: and we can't seem to get the contractor to come
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in and pay for the doors. Try to call them.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: We've tried to call him several times and we have
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: not been able to get up for the yav on him.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Because you have a good number, I can give you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: a number because I really don't have anything to do
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: with that. It's like, how do you get my number? Well, actually,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: we had your number of files as the homeowner, and
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that's pretty much how we had you. But the problem
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get this
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: guy for the last couple of months and we can't
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: get him. So, actually, what's what's gonna happen here in
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the next day or so is we're probably gonna have
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: to come and get all the doors. Always can do
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: what We're probably gonna have to come and get all
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: the doors in your house, take them off and bring
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: them back here to the plant until we get you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: gonna get out of my doors. We're gonna have to
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: get those doors until either we get a contractor or
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you know, we get paid for the doors. Now, what
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: could happen is you could pay for the doors. No, no, no,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: already paid for the doors. That's that's that's past tense.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I've done that, paid you, saint. Paying that means I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: got a double back. Well, sir, we haven't been paid,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: sir for the doors as well. No, no, no, the
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: contractor was paid for the doors. That's who paid you. Okay,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir, we
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: haven't been paid at all? Here at doors? Now at all? Oh? Okay,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: well at doing they should have received a check from
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: my contract and misleading you, sir, is that that hasn't
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: been done since you have not been paid. You're gonna
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: come back and get my doors out? You said. We Now,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: who's all this? You? And who are the gonna come?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Here's the problem here? Like, no, no, there ain't no problems.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna resolve this very peacefully. But who
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: who is we? Okay? So what's taking place here? My
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: job is they've taken this money out of my check
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: that hasn't been paid for the doors. Oh yes, I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: can understand that, but why would they take it out
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: of your check? You did the man hours, you you've
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: done your work. Why I don't understanding, sir. But since
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: the company hasn't been paid, the company is taking it
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: out on me and it's not gonna come down on me.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: So either I'm gonna get the doors. Well, you need
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: to quit your job because they ain't gonna because they
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: need to give you a not just give you a bonus,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: but give you some our only work. Because bottom line
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: is you're talking about company to getting my doors. No
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen either we resolve this peacefully as
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: if you pay for it, or I come out and
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: get the doors and I'm not fin the city and
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: go back. You need to go in and come get
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: these doors. Gas up and come get these doorscause you're
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: not gonna come and get this. I'm not gonna send
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you no money, okay, sir. Then then then what we
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: need to do is get a schedule time where I
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: can come out and get all the doors all your time.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm on your time now, so you got this.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: You must be paying me now since I'm on your time,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Because you're talking about you're
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: gonna set up a time with me. That means I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: have to leave and do what I do to be
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: meet you here to get something don't belong to you,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: which is my door, So you don't have to be
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: there at all, because I'm gonna say, I'm gonna come
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: in and take the front door off and I'm gonna
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: keep keep moving through the house and get all the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: doors and get them back here to the player. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: don't think you hear yourself now first and for almost
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: how you when you coming to the front door. I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be without waiting on you as you as you
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: taking off the lads, I'm gonna be on your behind
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: making sure you realize you're gonna have to take this
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: door or take this and I'm taking I'm pretty show
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to you and you get that first door.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: So I can't keep going back and forth with you.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: them doors, even if I got to take a because
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my money back from the company that
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: they that took from me, because your damn contractor did
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: not pay for the damn door. Say you better, hey,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: bringing your turns down when you talk to me, you're
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: talking to a girl. Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna put
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: this on you. I'm not gonna how you to come
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: in my halls and take these damn doors and you
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: ain't coming to getting no money. I'm coming to get
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: them doors that I'm coming to get them today. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: need every lo What time you're coming. I want to
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: be repaid when you come next with these doors, because
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I make so. Please what time you're coming. Don't don't
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: worry about when I'm coming. You don't know when I'm there.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: When I take the first door off the heads every door,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna meet at that door. I'mna whok that and
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what I'm gonna pay you. I'm playing dollar equipment.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Now take that check and gonna take that inside whipping
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the night. I'm gonna take that, hope if that's what
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: it take. But I gotta take this door. You want
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: get my money? I mean you to do next time,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: get your damn money. Stop, get a job to pay
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: you better for this equipment. You're gonna get it in
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: fed well, I'm not sure. I'm not gonna keep going
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you about you whooping by any more.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: That is the end. Ray take this wimen and take
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: it on home. But I'm bringing them doors to every
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: door track. You should have been calling a contract killing
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: on some dude from from my damn call. Now I'm
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: telling you what you need to be calling him. He
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: got me to get a hippy dough you got in
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: that home? May that number? I tell you what you
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: know what I do? I just want do you go
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to work? I just coming and get them does like
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: a j I wan't wait a second now, I just
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: told you you ain't coming to getting the doors. I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: just got to tell you that, Junior. Get it from
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: your mama running on them doing and you know what
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: else I'm coming to do what I'm coming to tell
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you who I am? You do you know who I am?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I know who you are? Working. I'm not sure. I
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: just does myself. You aren't come get it. I can't
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: get these doors there. It ain't man, he ain't. That
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: ain't really who I am? But who are you? I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: just got prank phone called by your wife fade, So
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: that's that's right to shoot raining damn number. You don't
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm down, sail, Oh Brody got me. You
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: know I'm a I'm a typical. I got when the
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: red door. You know we do red door. You're doing something?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, Paul, what is
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Oh show cousin. I was
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: old man fate on braining number now. But all this
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: movement so I'm thinking they're looking forward, but they dont. Goodman,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: what y'all think about that? As always asking us, I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure I'm keeping stupid relevant. That's
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: all I want to do. You never have to ask
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: that question because it's always gonna be y. Yeah, Well
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: you could actually stop saying keep stupid, just say keeping yourself.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Just go ahead and get it and claim it. I
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: got it, case you Misston. Earlier, there is a Summer
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: suare going down in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania w DAS. Summer suare
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: hosted by yours truly meeting a few timmy. I will
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: be there at the Grand ball Room at thirty eight
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: oh one First District Plaza in Philly. It is the
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: same weekend. How what a coincidence, right as the Cap
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Alpha Sidertney Incorporated Conclave that's going down in Philly. So
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: all my brothers is coming to the conclave. Come hang
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: out with your boy Friday night and w ds as
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: we have the Summer sware The very next day, I'm
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: on a plane. I'm headed to what Saganaw Saganaw, Michigan,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Huntington Event Park at Dow Events Center, seven pm. It
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: jumps off and then you never know, Shirley and Carlin
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: might show up. August to thirtieth and thirty first later
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: day weekend. But sells the Blues and Jazz Supper Club
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: two five two Saturday on drums. We have Carlin Farrell
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: and over there on percussions, and oh I'm sorry, saxophone
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: is the one and only Shirley stre Come see my band.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Come see the supper Junior in the back Cooking Jay
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: is the matre d y'all come on out, but there's
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the Blues in Jazz Supper Club. The Nephew will be
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: in town Labor Day weekend, Friday and Saturday. Tickets on
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: sale right now. All right, thank you, nephew, thank you,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show, all right, right now, it's time wait,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: hold on, Tommy. Right now, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: If you want our advice, all you have to do
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: is submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, let's go just like this one. Here
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: we go. Buckle up, hold on tight, we gotta full you.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Subject I have tried, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not being satisfied. Dear's Steve and miss Strawberry. I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: have been dating my boyfriend for over a year and
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I love him so much. We hardly ever argue or
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: fight because we live an hour away from me each other,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: so when we are together, we make the best of
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: our time. We do everything together except one big thing.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: When we do see each other, I always find a
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: way to avoid having sex with him. He is very handsome,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: but when it comes to the bedroom, he just doesn't
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: have it. I hardly ever get in the mood with him.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't complain much, but I can tell he gets frustrated.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just lie there and fake moan and lie
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: about how good he is in bed. He said it
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: makes him feel good when I give him feedback. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: feel bad for saying this, but he is lacking in
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the packing. I blame Steve because I waited for six months.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: It's right there in bullprint. I blame Steve because I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: waited for six months before we were intimate, just to
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: later find out that the sex is bad. I often
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: find myself thinking of a man from my past while
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I'm intimate with my boyfriend. Friends have been giving me
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: hints that he is going to propose to me soon,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: so I just want to know, what can I do
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to make our bedroom life better so I can marry
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: this good man and live happily ever after? Is this
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: even possible? Please help? I don't want to deal with
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: this every night. You pretty much answered your own letter
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: your own letter when you said I don't want to
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: deal with this every night happily ever after? I mean, yeah,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: that's possible in fairy tales, and this is real life.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: This is not a fairy tale. I don't want you
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to marry this man just out of obligation or just
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: because he asks you. You have to marry him because
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: you love him, and you, guys, think you can make
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: a future together and have a great life together, not
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: because of some obligation you feel toward him. But you
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: lie to him to make him feel good. What about
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: your feelings? Why can't you tell him in a nice
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: way what you need in this relationship if you're going
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to marry him, Steve, she's mad at you. Go ahead,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: but she mentioned your name? Ain't you Steve? What you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: blaming Steve? Because you made her weight? She said, you know,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: anybody told you what to weight on. I'll get to
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: that in a second. I've tried, but I'm not being satisfy.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: You know how many letters we get from women who
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: just upset because they dude ain't packing, he ain't bringing.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: You know how many times we've had this letter, Chully? What? Yeah, yeah,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Why? See, I'll be paying attention
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: to No, you ain't gonna drift off while I'm doing this.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I did you know, but you're gonna do
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: it like I'm the dude in the letter. You just bored.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Now you just off trying to occupy your mind with
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: your it you all on Instagram. All right, I'm back,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm focused, Steve, I'm focused. I've been dating
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: for over a year and you just love him so much.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Down Ever, all fight CAUs they live all way from
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: each other, so when we get together, they just make
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: the best of day time. We do everything together except
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: one big thing. When we do see each other, I
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: always find a way to avoid having sex with him.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: He's very handsome, or when it comes to the bedroom,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: he just don't have it. Well, I think one of
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: the reasons he ain't having it it's because you keep
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: aboarding him. The man can't practice. That could be one thing,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: but let's read deeper. I hardly ever get in the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: mood with him, that cause he don't know nothing about
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: folk play. See getting in the mood is folk play.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: See all this stuff y'all doing, going shopping and all
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: is here. Y'all need to be doing something that to
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: work towards the culmination of the evening, make your afternoons
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit more special. He doesn't complain much, but
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I can tell he gets frustrated because sometimes I just
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: lay down and I fake moan and I lie about
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: how good he is in bed. He said it makes
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: him feel good when I give him feedback. I feel
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: bad for saying this, but he's lacking in the packet. Well,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: see you fake moaning? What he means he say he
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: feels good when he gets feedback. Stop lying to the maga,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: thank you? See you are uh think he's really doing something?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, change that to this hill. So what fucking
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: her teeth? Do that one time? Like she's bored her mind?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Why he doing it? Paint your nails, Reach up on
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: the nice stay and get some water. Checking emails, text
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: your mama, call your girlfriend. That's how you let him
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: know he ain't doing nothing. He's on the phone while
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: he's doing your mom. You're gonna church this Sunday. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: check him counter paint your nails? Why he doing it?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Why he doing it? Take that finished sheet and fit
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: it back on one of the corner because they always
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: come on. She's up out of the bed, now, you know,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: because that's when you really aint. She just got him thought,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: just why in that stoking up the bed with him? Idiot?
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Take that finish heat, put it back on that cold
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: that's the first day. Come up, all right, Steve. Yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's response when we
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: come back at twenty three after the hour. You're listening,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's get to part two
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. I have tried,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm not being satisfied. Satisfied, come home, boy, ain't
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: got it. He don't do what he posted. Do now
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: you all in here just laying that fake moning. You
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: lie about how good it is. I said, he said
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: to make him feel good when he giving feedback. I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: told you some stuff you can do, you say, but
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: he's lacking in the packing. Then the line right after
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  Speaker 1: that is I blame Steve. Let's get to it. Finally
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: blame you. I blame Steve your because I waited six
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: months before we were intimate, just to later find out
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: that the sexist bad. Well, waiting six months, six weeks,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: or six years ain't the reason the sexiest bad. And
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: it ain't because I told you to wait on it.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You can't blame me. And you said for little fella's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: inability to perform and bring the heat. Because if he
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: knew me, you wouldn't be in this damn letter he did,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve did, This wouldn't even be damn letter. You
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: would be somewhere trying to catch your breath, pull yourself together.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: You'd be somewhere calling in to work. I said ninety days,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: just to be clear. Now, I don't give it. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: put fresh on people. Uncle Steve was in the pressure
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: braining bitch up in the back of your head somewhere. Yeah. Nothing.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I make all for the corners, come up off the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: sheet and fitted sheets, all for the corner. But she's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: still in there. She's up fixing the making the bed.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Hell no, you ain't up trying to climb out. I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: have you looking like Eddie Murphy and the nuttie Professor.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: When Dave Chappelle was cracking on his marble and he
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: tried to climb out that booth. You know what I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: had you day. Are you sitting in the barber chest
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: spinning yourself a run? Then what I was doing. I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: don't actually have sparks coming off the sheet from where
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: my toes were slipping off getting tracked. You don't understand.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I blame Steve. If your man was me, you wouldn't
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: have a damn letter on the headboard somewhere. You got
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: it going on, husty, Shelly, Shelly, Listen to me, girl,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing to hell. You've heard
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of things about me on the hand of neck,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: but you ever heard that that ain't been out there.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: They can't even put that out. They don't good in hell. Well,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Steve answers praying to me, I don't need what is
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: he doing money? Ain't doing nothing? He sound like a man,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: So it don't sound good at all. Somewhere, man, all
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: the stuff out and done in my life I'm talking
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: about you. Blame Steve. Could have yourself in a real relationship.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You knew what I knew. So looking at the bottom,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: looking looking for water bottles, what do you need? What's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the water bottles for? Set up in here? Just thirst?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: You don't even understand the stuff out of? I had
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: out of, had people bring lunch cooler or eglood set
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: it on side the blood. I ain't trying to go nowhere.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Let me get I'm no egloo a little cooler, the cooler.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't had them bring a cooling that because I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: don't want to go nowhere but your Alaska. You're talking
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: about a snack gonna be in here a few days.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I don't need your help, Junior and Tommy, tell you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: no more about what I'm doing. Straw, two little rookies.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: You two little rookies, sit over here and learn yourself
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: something so you can better do Yoh, what's your little segment? Junior?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Just in case? Well, okay, Steve, So what should she tell?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: What does she need to tell him to do? First
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: of all, you can't man him. Small packages can't held
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: unless well tell us Tommy, Hey, no I'm not in that.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not in there. I just what you want to say.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: The small packages can't get asking for this man, didn't
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you I'm talking about this man that's only tending to
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: shut it. Didn't it satellite. He was offended. It sounds
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: like it to me. It sound like that bad timing,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: bad timing. That sounds like you were speaking out. Yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: for a sertain group of people. So give him some advice, Steve, seriously,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: now both Yeah, she needs to know what to tell.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, she's how to do something to help
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: your man get to this point because you are in
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: love with him in here a good dude, So you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: got to do something. Yeah, you might have to be
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: one of them people, one of the women. You might
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: have to get a suitcase. What do you mean, is
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: she going somewhere? Not that little trump they keep under
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: the bed. They want us into cloth. Oh, the gadgets,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: and maybe we had to hell him him be well
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: versed in these gadgets. Oh, he got to control everything.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Seeing then you get what you want from him. What
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: he happy? It doesn't matter to him. It's her. He
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: didn't write the letter. She did. Now see he happy? Yeah,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: we'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: we need you again. It's time for right or Wrong
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: with your nephew and junior ladies and gentlemen, this is
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: right or wrong. This is where decisions getting made. Things
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: have complicated measures, things that have discussed, debatable issues come
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: to the forefront, and I make a decision as to
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: who's right or wrong. Tommy is always the one who
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: wants to know whether he's right or wrong. Now, so
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: far it has been a ninety that he has been wrong. Well,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I think ten percent of the time I have agreed
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: with him, but the ninety percent of the time, So
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: go ahead, tell listen. I told him, if two vegetarians
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: is arguable, they're beefing gil I love it. Yeah, there's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: some meat in there. If two vegetarians is arguing, they beefing, ye, yep,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: that's true to the three Timmy and if and Timmy.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: If two meat eaters is argan, didn't they just juice it? See?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Were from the same Wow. But I think Chinese people
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: say us a food stop and bring this up to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: you last night. But I just want you to have this.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I just asked the question. Oh, I'm sorry, going uh,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying us a food I know I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: heard you, we heard you the first three times. That's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: just how you say USA. That's what I was thinking.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Saying they when they eat our food, they go that USA.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you want some lsome what USA? Yeah? Okay, I
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: can tell you. I can tell you this because you
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be the hang up. You're listening. Yeah, I'm listening, Junior.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: If you jog back horse, you gain weight. Uh get
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: that from? Well, you only lose when you're running forward?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Right where you get that from? Okay, we explain this then, Tommy,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go with that theory. You jogged for it
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: every day, still fat explained. I'm hanging up on you.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Tommy's dog vedal or
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: black man or a white man? Cause somebody's in that
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: damn dog your father, which is very good, I might ask. Okay,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: so what have we learned? What have we learned to
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: be thinking by you're listening to? Here's how to get
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: into the mood in advance to make sex more amazing.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Don't look bored like you already know this, Steve, Okay,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: like you don't need any help in this area. Look
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: at all the guys in the room like yes, yes,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: like they could have written all the stuff about me. Hey, okay,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: first of all, get in the mood. Time to start
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: thinking about what's going to turn you on later. So
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: that's how you get in the mood. You start thinking
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: about what's going to turn you on later. Okay, say
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: it's now. You know, when we get up, you start
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: thinking about it now. So by the time we get
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: up work and you get home, you tell me what
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I mention it. Hey, we're gonna do something when we
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: get home. Yeah, that's enough, easy, stop stop everything you do.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Promise me something. You know we've been turning me on. La.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I've been catching her and I don't know what it is.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: When I catch her animal, I just, boy, when I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: catch her hand, it just it happens right there at
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: the animals, because some kids don't really come into the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: launching part of them. Boy, we'd be right there animal
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: the whole weight. Man. I like, I like, I like
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind. That's it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: The game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy. So
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you boy, when my baby leaning over behind him, God,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: be like these pills. It's on forty five damn dollars,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going down. Do you have to hear about these
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: pills every time, the cost of the pills, all of that,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: every time, every single time. Yes, okay, so here's another
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: here's another tip, so you know, when you're thinking about
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: it early, start texting, because it takes women a little longer.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: We're not as ready set go as you guys, so
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: it takes us a long time to warr you know,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: longer time to warm up to get where you guys
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: already are. And I have another problem with that because
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I'm such a bad speller. And then I tick, I'm
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: gonna ted that grass up and time almost she's looking
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: at her like what she gonna say ain't good? Because
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I mean asking you to call let that garbage. Okay,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: say that they're aphrodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: they don't want you to eat learn cool wrench on
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: your breath. It's not cool. It smells a lot like
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: a rint. Cools your breath do smell like a rinch.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing cool. But that's exactly what they says. Avoid
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: foods that cause bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: The cigars are not helpful, no at all. No, boy,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you don't know how many time you love your cigars. Yeah,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: but you know, I know, you know. What do you
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: do before I go to bed? Gog? I after brush?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: First of all, I have to wash my much. You
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: don't really see, lips is a whole nother separate back.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: My lips is a whole sou man. I got to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: brush my teeth with toothpaste, okay. Then I brush them
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: with listerin, okay. Then I rest with this okay, And
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: then you know, I go eat something cool and refreshing. Men,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: but don't come in there at all with cigar brow no,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: because I actually live with the bloodhout. All right, We'll
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steven show Man book Ah too
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  Speaker 1: man boots ah one, squeet man booth ah to man
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  Speaker 1: boots ah one squeet man boom talking about these man
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  Speaker 1: boots and boo man boo man, I've got these man
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  Speaker 1: boot see them best in my shirt. U nigga secret
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  Speaker 1: needs emp. That's a man boo size eating ly, don't
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  Speaker 1: excile and your big assay down you know them well
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: what they are, so does everybody else. You'll he didn't
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: need the run. Yeah yeah, h white squeet man, White
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: squeet man. And I'm talking about these mano mano man,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I've got these. Man you're listening ring show. When you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to church, it's time.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: You know when it's time. It's a ba church. Okay,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: when you know it is time to take your butt
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to church, somebody needs to lay hands on me right
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: like now, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: you wake up and you with somebody and you don't
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: know their name, it is time to sho who you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: talk about? Backslid? Yeah? Yeah, how long we've been laying
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Why I got handcuffs? Yeah? You know, try to go
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: back to church. When you wake up and this bike
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: box you can't explain nothing. Who I'm doing too much?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I'm doing too much? You know. It's when you wake
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: up and you got her phone home? What to here?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: We why? And it's backwards you got in the bast
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: and in the back, pard in the front. It's a
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: crazy visual help crazy visual right there that it's time
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: for you to go back to the church. When you're
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: starting to look at your boys grandmama and starting to
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: feel sometime. Yeah, you me, I never felt away. You
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to the church. When
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: you see spake mark on your behind and you don't
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: know how they got that. Yeah, you can't excuse me?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Did you no? And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Tell way, you know what's time to church. When your
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: lights water and gave get turned the same day, you
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: can't do nothing time. You know it's time to go back.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: When you wake up and your whole chest is peer
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: time for you to go back to church. You've been
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: arguing with this fine girl for on ahead, trying to
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: convince hard. It ain't no way y'all can be cused.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: It's we're not really cousin's now, come on, how you
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: figuring that? We out down fifth? Fifth? All right? Steve
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  Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Here we are, Steve, last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day for this beautiful Friday. Take us into the weekend
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: with some lovely inspiring closing remarks. Let's go all right.
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  Speaker 1: I chose this one today because I think it's important
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: for people to understand this. You know, comparing yourself to
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: other people's success is very dangerous because it puts you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: in a position I'm never really paying close enough attention
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: to where you are. It's not you should not rate
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: your success on the success of other people. I'll tell
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: you why. Let me give you a saying that's in
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: a proverb. I'm priaraphrasing a proverb. Success isn't how far
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you got, but the distance you travel from where you started.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Listen to, success isn't how far you got, but the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: distance you travel from where you started. See, some people
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: don't know how to measure their success. If you keep
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: putting it up against somebody else, somebody else may have
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: been doing it longer than you, somebody else may have
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: another gift of talent than you. If you're always comparing
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: yourself to somebody else, you're gonna come up short, and
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: you'll never really realize that you too, have your own
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: level of success. And you should relish in that, you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: should be proud in that, you should show gratitude in that.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: But if you always looking at what somebody else is doing,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna ever be happy with yourself. And that's
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: a miserable position to put yourself in. Success is not
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: how far you got, but the distance you travel from
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: where you started. You've heard old people say in church,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't where I want to be, but I think
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: the Lord, I ain't where I was. See, you gotta
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: look at it like that. You gotta calm silly, take
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: inventory of your life that way. That's why I say
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: all the time, listen to me. Life is not a game.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: It's a contest. See if you look at life as
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: a game. If I look at life as a game,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: and I look at Oprah Winfreed or Tyler Perry, and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I look at how much money they make, then it's
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: a game and I consider them winning. If I consider
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Oprah winning or Tyler winning, then guess what I must
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: be losing. I must be losing because I'm not where
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: they are. So if life were a game, games have
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: winners and losers, you can't look at life like that.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Life that life ain't filled with winners and losers. If
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I look at where I started and I look at
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: where I've gotten to, I win. That's why I say
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: life ain't a game. Life is a contest. See, a
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: contest is different. You ever been to the fai everybody
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: can get a blue ribbon at the family. You just
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: gotta get in your right category. Somebody to get the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: blue ribbon for biggest squash, Somebody to get the blue
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: ribbon for best server, Somebody to get the best best
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: can corn. Somebody to get a blue ribbon with the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: best sheep, Somebody to get a blue ribbon with the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: fattest hug, somebody to get a blue ribbon from making
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: the best apples. So just get in your lane and
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you ain't winning
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: against somebody else. Life ain't the game. It's a contest.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop comparing yourself
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: to everybody else. If I keep looking at open Winfrey, man,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I might be sad for a long time. Man. I
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: mean so if I look in my life from where
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I started from from stuttering, from flunking out of school,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: from losing everything, out owned twice, from being homeless, and
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: where I'm at now, I'm a success. If you look
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: at your life, let's just look at your life where
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: you start it fall. Say you got a supervisory position
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: down at the post office, you're a success. What about
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: when you wasn't working at all. And now you drive
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: a truck. But remember when you didn't have no job.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Remember when you know your brother says that you're working.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: You're a success. You're a success man, because life ain't
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: a game. It's a contest. The only person you in
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  Speaker 1: it with is yourself. You ain't in it with Oprah
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  Speaker 1: and Tyler. Theyre in a whole other land. They in
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  Speaker 1: another category. Get in your category. Get your blue ribbon
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  Speaker 1: at what you can get A blue ribbon in life
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  Speaker 1: is not a game. It's a contest. You can blue
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  Speaker 1: ribbon in any category. You can come up with the
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  Speaker 1: sweetest sugar. You can come up with the best hair cut,
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  Speaker 1: you can come up with the best mode law on,
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  Speaker 1: you can come up with the prettiest tractor. You can
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  Speaker 1: go down there with the biggest pumpkin. Just go get
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  Speaker 1: your blue ribbon in life, man, Stop competing against other people.
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  Speaker 1: Success ain't how far you got, it's the distance you
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  Speaker 1: travel from where you started. Those are my clothing. Who
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  Speaker 1: drop the mic? Baby, drop? Yeah, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get drop drop. There's really silver webb. I
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  Speaker 1: know y'all heard I started too. So Steven, how do
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  Speaker 1: you how do you come up with these, I just
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  Speaker 1: I just think of my life, all the lessons I've learned.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned all these lessons. I got sixty one years
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  Speaker 1: of grinding and hustling. And in my sixty one years
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  Speaker 1: of grinding and hustling, I've hoarded lessons in my mind.
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  Speaker 1: And I just think, man, that if I share them
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  Speaker 1: with people, Like I'm trying to come out with this
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  Speaker 1: app where I can share it with people, where people
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  Speaker 1: can take these and I'm gonna give it a real
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  Speaker 1: catchy name. But about peep this? You like that one? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't lemon drop those on you. You don't like that? No,
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  Speaker 1: from right here? How about have yourself a great weekend
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