8:45 Idiotology August 11, 2026: 7UP...careful you don't F-UPP
For some reason, NYC is auctioning off an old and now obsolete 1000 pound MetroCard machine and set the starting bid at $1500, Some parents are now paying upwards of $20K to have interior designers perform dorm room makeovers for their precious snowflakes, 7UP has changed their recipe...would anyone have noticed if they didn;t say anything
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