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Jay Still has a Job and Chris Rock Stops by - 05.02.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all soon looking back to back down, giving them b
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck things and it's stubley do me
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  Speaker 1: true good it beat hardy listening to love to each
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  Speaker 1: other for stood quick cleanse hoy w don't you joy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: By d joy? You go with me? Honey sat turn
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  Speaker 1: he let go? Yeah you go running you you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn't to turn out turn to you love. You got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the watery comy.
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  Speaker 1: Come on your thing it uh huh, I shall well
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. This one is really good today because
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  Speaker 1: this one it took me years and years and years
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  Speaker 1: to understand it. I mean to really get my mind
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  Speaker 1: around it. What took me years and years and years
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  Speaker 1: to fully understand. You can get your mind wrapped around
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  Speaker 1: this really, man, if you really focus within three days,
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  Speaker 1: if you if you if you're a little slow, it
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  Speaker 1: might take you a couple of weeks. Okay, but now
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. What what I'm gonna share with you
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  Speaker 1: took me years and years and years to really understand it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you can wrap your mind around it, you
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  Speaker 1: can grasp this concept and and master it in three days.
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  Speaker 1: Like you said, if you're a little slow, if any
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  Speaker 1: little extra convincing is what I mean by that, then
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  Speaker 1: probably a couple of weeks and then the rest of
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  Speaker 1: you just won't get this at all. And I understand
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  Speaker 1: that there's a scripture that says the poor will always
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  Speaker 1: be amongst us, And you know why, I think. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this for a fact, but I think he
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  Speaker 1: covered all the grounds in the Bible. And I think
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  Speaker 1: one of the reasons he put that in there because
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  Speaker 1: he knew in a lot of people's shortcomings and the
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  Speaker 1: way they were gonna think that they that they weren't
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  Speaker 1: gonna buy into the belief system, that they wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: buy into the fact that if he came, he came
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  Speaker 1: to give you life more abundantly, that they weren't gonna
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  Speaker 1: buy into the fact that miracles can happen for them too.
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  Speaker 1: They're not gonna buy into the fact that if that
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  Speaker 1: if that these people with these wonderful lives, that that
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  Speaker 1: can apply to them. I think God knew that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying I know that, but I think that scripture
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  Speaker 1: and there at the poor will always be amongst us.
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  Speaker 1: It's because I just I don't know. Man, Maybe he
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  Speaker 1: knew all of us wasn't gonna believe, all of us
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna receive, and all of us wasn't gonna think
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  Speaker 1: it was possible. So maybe it's sitting there for that.
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  Speaker 1: But he covers everything. Now here's Here's the thing that
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  Speaker 1: took me a long time to wrap my mind around.
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  Speaker 1: It is the concept of gratitude. All right, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what what what what? What? I come to
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  Speaker 1: came to the understanding, so you can begin the process today.
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  Speaker 1: Gratitude and the lack of it. Okay, you're listening. Gratitude
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  Speaker 1: and the lack of it. It's one of the biggest
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  Speaker 1: blessing blockers that is. Man, did you do you listen
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  Speaker 1: to me? It took me years and years and year
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  Speaker 1: years to come to this realization. I'm gonna give it
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  Speaker 1: to you. And if you're smart, you can really wrap
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  Speaker 1: your mind around this thing in a matter of days
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  Speaker 1: if you focus on it, and in two weeks you
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  Speaker 1: can have this thing master. But gratitude and the lack
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  Speaker 1: of It is one of the biggest blessing blockers there is. Now,
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  Speaker 1: gratitude is just what it is. It's being thankful or
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  Speaker 1: grateful for something or someone and and and some events
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  Speaker 1: and occurrence in your life. It's just having the overall
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  Speaker 1: attitude of gratefulness, thankfulness, thankfulness, gratitude for what you have.
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  Speaker 1: If you can become extremely grateful and thankful for what
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  Speaker 1: you have, you then open up the lanes for you
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  Speaker 1: to receive more. But your lack of gratitude sometimes and
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  Speaker 1: our lack of gratitude, causes the blessings that could flow
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  Speaker 1: our way to be blocked. Here's how you block your blessings.
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  Speaker 1: This the cold part man, Here the part that I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get. If you are not thankful for what you have,
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  Speaker 1: if you are not grateful for what you have, why listen,
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  Speaker 1: sen me. This is just common sense. Now, Why would
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  Speaker 1: God give you some more stuff for you then not
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful, thankful and appreciative of Why would he
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  Speaker 1: do that? Well, it does not make any sense. It
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  Speaker 1: goes against him, It goes against the law of attraction,
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  Speaker 1: It goes against everything that makes sense. You cannot push
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  Speaker 1: away something and attractive. It don't work. You either Shian
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  Speaker 1: are you pulling? You're either giving or you're receiving? What what? What?
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  Speaker 1: Which one you're doing here? You're either running your mouth
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  Speaker 1: or you quiet humming Hemmed counts as humming, doesn't count
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  Speaker 1: as quiet. When I closed my mouth and our hump,
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  Speaker 1: that don't count as quiet. See, so stop looking for
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  Speaker 1: the loopholes. The lack of gratitude is one of the
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  Speaker 1: biggest blessing blockers that there is. Man, Why with God
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  Speaker 1: give you some more stuff to not be grateful for?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever just looked at it that a way?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't have any more than you have because
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  Speaker 1: you're not really really thankful and appreciative or show gratitude
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  Speaker 1: for what you have had or what you do have.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're sitting out there saying, Okay, well, how do
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  Speaker 1: you do that, Steve, when you don't have all you want?
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  Speaker 1: How do you show gratitude when you don't have all
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  Speaker 1: you want? This is very simple. You show the gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: the appreciation and the thankfulness not for what you want,
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  Speaker 1: for what you have. Then if you really master the concept,
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  Speaker 1: when you ask God for something, you thank him in
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  Speaker 1: advance for sending it to you so you can sit
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  Speaker 1: over here and had a cold ability to receive. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this thing is not a magic trick. It's a mental
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  Speaker 1: adjustment that we have to make in order to get
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  Speaker 1: where we want. Look, man, the lack of gratitude is
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  Speaker 1: one of the biggest blessing blockers that it. That is,
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  Speaker 1: think about it for a second. Think about it. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't have all you want, when the last time
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  Speaker 1: you thanked him for all you have, I mean, really
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  Speaker 1: took inventory of your life and really thank him for
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  Speaker 1: the ability to speak, your mind, walking, healing, for friendship,
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  Speaker 1: for your family, for keeping angels camped around you, for
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  Speaker 1: watching over your children, for your parents still being here man,
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  Speaker 1: for even having the parents even if you lost them,
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  Speaker 1: for the things they taught you. For being able to
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  Speaker 1: see the sun every day. It's cats locked away, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't even get to see the sun. You ain't you
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  Speaker 1: ain't even grateful for that. But then if you locked away,
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  Speaker 1: ain't you grateful that you still here? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got something be grateful for. Because all the dirt
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  Speaker 1: I did, I should be in the worst position than
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  Speaker 1: I am. But even if you locked up all you did,
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  Speaker 1: you could be worse off. Now, think about it, everybody
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  Speaker 1: got something to be grateful for. The lack of gratitude
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  Speaker 1: is one of the biggest blessing blockers that there is. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You've got to show gratitude for every little thing you have.
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  Speaker 1: Man of the homeless, man under the bridge, got to
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  Speaker 1: be thankful if he get a box to shield him
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  Speaker 1: from the wind sometimes, but if not, there you'll stay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, this ain't Steve you know coming over on.
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  Speaker 1: This is why you over here. You are, why where
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  Speaker 1: you are because you thought yourself there. You thought yourself there,
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  Speaker 1: You attracted things to you. You didn't listen. We don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to God. Man, I'm gonna tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: I could be further along in my life and career
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  Speaker 1: had I listened earlier. I'm just gonna tell you real man.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what where he gonna take me, Lord her Mercy.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what he got from me
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  Speaker 1: because I'm tuning my mind right. You gotta get your
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  Speaker 1: mind right, man. Gratitude, the lack of gratitude is one
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  Speaker 1: of the biggest blessing blockers there is. Stop blocking your blessings, man,
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for every little thing you have. You open
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  Speaker 1: up the windows for more to come in. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, it's gonna be It's you said, I took
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  Speaker 1: go get in which one you're doing? That was going on? Baby,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got gonna get meat. You're a one time
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  Speaker 1: and I ain't. No, I ain't. I'm just I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I just what do you call it? I'm a message
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  Speaker 1: in a bottle? Baby, sit for me? I mean where
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  Speaker 1: I wrote this old lettuce down and with beautiful that
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  Speaker 1: we're going on everybody, Timmy, Timmy without a baby? Oh
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  Speaker 1: good man? How you doing everything? Everything Julian Rosco wrote
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  Speaker 1: that was going on? It was, hey, hey, roscol, I
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  Speaker 1: can do it right? You just wondering about you? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Everything going good at the house? Yeah yeah, actually yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me do know. Okay, I'll keep you posted. You mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna post right. It was up a man, Jammy
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  Speaker 1: brown baby, mold school player. Boys. We're going to call it, Hey, Roscoe,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening? Always hating it? Are you all going we're
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  Speaker 1: going on, we're going a question today when y'all doing
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  Speaker 1: about well, you know roscaurant? Are you healthy perfectly healthy?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know we have two people on the show
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  Speaker 1: now healthy is healthy good. I'm healthy as hell, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I had a bypass bypass and I got that out,
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  Speaker 1: and then I had all prostate troubles. Got rid of that,
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  Speaker 1: that gout that goes okay, it took my pennies out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't got rid of I ain't got no more tonsile.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got a wisdom too in my head? Why
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  Speaker 1: your voice is kind of rasting voice of recause I
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  Speaker 1: had because I had a little dangling in the back
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  Speaker 1: took out y'all had that took out too much, saying
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  Speaker 1: it just got tired on him. So home back back
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  Speaker 1: there looks like a little piece of construction, baby, playing
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  Speaker 1: right on out. So I'm going on. Blood pressure, oh,
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  Speaker 1: blood blood pressure going, I'm down, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: In depend on what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Real hard to go up there, come on back down?
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  Speaker 1: So I could do my yo say right away, not
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  Speaker 1: like come on okay, doesn't that you fine? Everything's good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everything everything. You know. I've just been watching
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  Speaker 1: keep my out the music lands there that wants that
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  Speaker 1: great latest devel and will do with it when you
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  Speaker 1: do WO like that like me, boy ain't not like
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  Speaker 1: a white girl, and go what we can. Even before
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  Speaker 1: I put it, I put it on up, I put
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook page. You know I got falling. I just
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  Speaker 1: got it. I'm coming up social media. I'm surprised you
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  Speaker 1: didn't perform at the m's. Actually no, I'm you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've been working on it. You know, I've got the
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  Speaker 1: big one coming up. You know they bring me in
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  Speaker 1: for the final. Will you be singing? You know I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna do a remix of the big gospel hit
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  Speaker 1: that I wrote. Oh yeah, never could have made it
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  Speaker 1: the Marvin Sap song, believe it definitely. Yeah. I knew Marvin,
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  Speaker 1: me and Marvin a week back. Oh I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: You know, how do you know Marvin? I know granddaddy. No,
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  Speaker 1: what was his granddad's name? Tree, big black Tree Sap.
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  Speaker 1: I did not see that because I'm bringing it up
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  Speaker 1: and I go, you know what the middle Tree Sap
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  Speaker 1: long time ago, hanging out. You know, Tree Sap. You
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  Speaker 1: cut half let go, and we they're calling him Tree Sap.
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  Speaker 1: They called him Sap cause you know there the old
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  Speaker 1: dude and that had lost all the teeth. And instead
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  Speaker 1: of Zapp, he said sap it off, just save it
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  Speaker 1: on off, and so we just called him treat Tree
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  Speaker 1: sap thatter. I knew, mom, So when I wrote this
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  Speaker 1: onf never could have made it. And that almost saying
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  Speaker 1: that at the final because that would be hot, very proper,
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  Speaker 1: cause never could have made it. You know, two teams,
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  Speaker 1: two team, all the res ain't make it. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're real, real, real, real propriate for them to say
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  Speaker 1: never could made kind of um slow you know, to
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  Speaker 1: sing that song you want something? You know, beat beat, No,
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  Speaker 1: Marvin slowed that song down. I wrote it fair. You
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  Speaker 1: never could have made it, not this time. Never could
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  Speaker 1: have made it, uh not in time. Never could have
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  Speaker 1: made it. Now you picked up No, I could have
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  Speaker 1: made it, no where I could have never could have
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  Speaker 1: made it. Yeah two times, never never made it come
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  Speaker 1: on three times never never never made it. I know
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  Speaker 1: that right. Never never never have made it come on.
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  Speaker 1: Never bo could have made it a never to mate.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking out, That's what repeat. Never go
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  Speaker 1: to made it never never made it. Put a freeze
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  Speaker 1: in it, put a freeze in it. I never could
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  Speaker 1: have made it. Shut it down, never could have made it,
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  Speaker 1: never could have made it. Check it out this new
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  Speaker 1: right here, you got lips like Steve so wow, Roscoe Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: miss and we'll be here with our national news, the
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  Speaker 1: ladies from the White House. All that. What's keeping America
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  Speaker 1: up at night? We want to know that too. But
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  Speaker 1: right now tweets Yeah, coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Miss Anne is here with our national news,
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  Speaker 1: the latest from the White House. We'll find out what's
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  Speaker 1: keeping America up at night? Tweeting, tweeting on Twitter. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I just get up. Has happened? Yeah, So right now though, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you have run that Frank back what you got, oh curiosity? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y,
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  Speaker 1: Marvin High. I'm calling you from DR's office. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: the lab technician. Um and you you came in and
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  Speaker 1: got it physical. I guess about a couple of weeks ago, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a looking when you're
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  Speaker 1: a Okay, now I was giving you a call about
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  Speaker 1: I'm here looking at your records and all the testings
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  Speaker 1: that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see have
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  Speaker 1: you had any Have you had any activity or any
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  Speaker 1: problems around your naval area? Na fine? Okay, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any
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  Speaker 1: any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your
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  Speaker 1: navel or whatsoever about my navel. Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see what's going on? Man's okay? Actually, you've been diagnosed
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  Speaker 1: with um oak triositis and oatrios. Oatriosity is actually a
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  Speaker 1: fungus that comes out of South America, and you have
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  Speaker 1: no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir. And
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  Speaker 1: what what that is is actually you're if you haven't
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  Speaker 1: had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be growing from your navel, and it gets about six
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  Speaker 1: inches long and it probably bears probably about thirty leaves
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  Speaker 1: on it, but it's very small. Who you see a
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  Speaker 1: tree gonna be growing out my name? It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a small tree. And uh, what's gonna happen is I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get you to come back in probably
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  Speaker 1: the next month. We're gonna need you to come in
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  Speaker 1: so we can check it out. But it's got to
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  Speaker 1: grow its fullest potential before we can actually do anything
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  Speaker 1: to it. No, I can't come in and on money.
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  Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man. Somebody got so
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  Speaker 1: we we we we just trying to resolve. Man, I'm
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: going to get married man. Well, we can't. It has
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: term is actually like about four weeks before we can act.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: And I'm not waiting for no four weeks, man. Somebody
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: got to come to me something, right. No, man, I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly the time,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: going crazy, man, sir, O Trios. This is something that's
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas and
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this. I don't give
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it down. Where is it? Man, Somebody's gonna have to
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: come give me some help right now. Man, I'm gonna
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: get ready to get married. Man. I'm not gonna be
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: putting up with it. Man. Somebody in this office main't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: got to come down and do something for me. Man,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And what you say if you said, I can cut
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it out myself, So the best I can do is
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: probably trim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: stock at all. Man. You can cut this something. If
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: trying to get this dot. Man. You didn't tell me.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody that I've got on there and get this. Man,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man, we're gonna
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: fly to Jamaican. It can't now, somebody can do this
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: for me. So you cannot pull it out. You're gonna create. God, Man,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna create a bigger problem if you try to
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: pull it out. Sorry, problems already up. I'm trying to
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: get this, man, big now me you want to do
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: It's not something you can do, man, Sir. A triosity
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: is not something that we treat all the time. Like
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I said, it hails from South America, so we got
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I don't give a great Britain. Somebody's for me to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: come down and help me poorly, man, sir. I understand
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: what you're going through, but we have to let it grow.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: It's full term, which is four weeks, sir, the full
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: root of it and to grow. Man ro Man right now, Man,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: trim some playing good man, do something, sir. There's nothing
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: we can do at this point but sit back and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay. Can
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: we get you doing the waiting? Man? Somebody helps me? Right? No, man, sir.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: four or five weeks and we do that. You got
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: to get a poem for me day. I'm going to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: give matter. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now. I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: can't have them chicking out of me. I can't sport man,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: he's going embarrassing me like that man that's sticking out
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: my name. Sir, I understand it, and like I said,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: O triosityis is very rare, and it's it's something that
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: we haven't treated that many times here in the States,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: but overseas of the message that we're getting is that
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: we need to let it grow. It's full term. Tell me,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the Americans got it's triositis, sir, so
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I I get it. Nobody else in it, Sir. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: could not believe that you were coming up with a
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: triositis here in the States. It's it's something very rarely
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: seen here. There's been two people in the past has
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: been diagnosed with this and they actually passed away. So
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: now you tell them dive and you're gonna chi me. Man,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down that us day. Man, somebody coun do
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: something for me. Right. There's nothing that we can do
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: today until four or five weeks. I gotta go get married.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. I just said, Man, I'm
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: hearing what you're saying, but I can't do anything if
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you don't see the tree already coming out of the navel. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: cobody got to do something. Man. Now I'm saying what
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you want me to do? Man, I don't know what
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I want you to do, Sir. But I have one
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: more thing I can tell you. Man, Are you listening?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I to you? Man, this's his nephew Tommy from the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Hopping Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Earl Man. You gotta beam out my wig tomin man,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: manaill be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking all of
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: my damn neighbor things the truth for the man. I'm
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: on the man. No, you ain't on that out right now. Man,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm already nervous. Man. Hey, man, I got one more
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is the baddest
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the landing.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: If you're listening your ass, w you make me nervous.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I get nervous when you do that. You want to
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: frank your husband? Just can I have? Yeah, I'll give
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: it to you. It's not what you want, so I'll
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. You call it. He gonna
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: be okay, bring it, h I don't I don't think
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: he'ston warn you got that quiet but deadly. Then when
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: be the dudes, We'll just kill everybody at the bottom shop. Hey, man,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: like you've been at the bother shop. I was at
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Bob show called Super Flying Cleveland, and we was all
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: just in there just talking trash man in fact, when
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: you're there, yeah, so you know, it's kind of crazy
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: when we're just talking trade, were just talking trade, and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: the dude was out there just talking trade. Would we
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: started getting the bathroom, he just dude, I'm just pull
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: a gun out, say something else, and everybody bob shop
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: got quiet, and the owner of the shops medly say
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do something like that for man? And
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: we all in it. It is what we do man,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you know. Steve harw alright, so here we go. Steve,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Jay Jr. Temmy Beyonce, and Jay Z had put in
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: a one hundred twenty million dollar offer on a dream
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: home in bel Air that's in a really ritzy neighborhood
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: area of Los Angeles, but apparently those reports were premature.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: The Power couple have been hunting for the perfect house
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles for several years now, hoping to land
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: something in the eighty million dollar range, but despite their
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: nearly nine figure budget, they haven't been able to find
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: anything that seems suitable eight million dollars. I can't find
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: noting suitable for eighty million needs as did you tell
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: me eighty million? I kiss, that's the dog in the place.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: What does the sound have to have? George Wall has
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: got the best joke about houses in l A. You
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: know they have that circular driveway so they can tell
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you the price and you can drive your ass right on.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So TMZ says, uh. There are however, a few properties
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: they're considering putting a million. To me that the bathroom, yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: a little small. All start something though. They're gonna find
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: it though, because it's out there. They got it here
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: out the million dollar homes. They got houses in l
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: A that are sick. I've seen I've seen a house
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: four hundred and fifty million. I've seen two hundred million
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: dollar house. What does it have in it? What you want?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: It's in there? Do you think? Okay? I know what, dude,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: he's got a house. When you pull up, he's got
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: a two story garage. You pull up in front of
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the garage and it lowers your car under the garage
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: and it's on the turntable. Then it turns and you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: pull into the lower level of garage when you then
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: then once you do that, it goes back up and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: it becomes just drive away again. Then when it's time
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: come out to the second level, it lowers was back down.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: He pulls onto the deck, It raises his car up
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: to garage level, and then the turntable turns so he
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: never has to back out. He just drive out. I know,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a dude got that. I'd be too late. I ain't
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: got time for that car to go up and down
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: and go up on the ground and come back. Well,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: he has a bunch of them, Tommy, so he can do.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: The turntable can turn also to a different car. Yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: but it's like this, you feel like driving that day? Yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: but his garage is big enough to where he can
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: turn around under the end, select any car he wants.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You don't want to tight ends garage like we in here,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: back and hold up, hold up, pull out again? Right,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you're bagging in your garage. You didn't put it in
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: reverse and drive Folks, you know he's not doing that.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: The side of mirrors sound like a house where you're
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: pulling in, the whole house turns so you never have
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to turn right. Holdon? What do you think that would
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: be in Texas? Oh? Sixty two million? Yeah, I mean
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: like like that. Harris County No. Six sixty two million
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: in Texas. Would be that house over on that No,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it's the house that's the copy of her side palace.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Almost almost buy my ranch over in the little room.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: It's the craziest spot to his cows right next to though.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I was thinking circle K on the corner. How much? Oh,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of money. Man. Originally was fifty four million.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: M hmm, not enough. That's shi, ladies and gentlemen, she's here,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the lovely and talented miss Anne Trip. Thank you, Thank you,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Steve truly call it Tommy Junior and j Anthony Brown.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. This is a trip with the news. Yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I hate to begin the news like this, but here
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: we go again. Another innocent black child has been shot
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: dead by a police officer, this time in a Dallas,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Texas suburb. A faris said the fifteen year old Jordan Edwards,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a straight a student with no criminal history, was shot
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: in the head by a cop who initially told his
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: superiors that the young, unarmed teenager was a passenger in
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: a car that was backing into him and that's why
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: he shot well. The local police chief says, after viewing
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the video tape, he realizes that's not what happened unintentionally
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: in greg yesterday when I said the vehicles backing down
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the road. In fact, according to the video that I viewed,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: the vehicle was moving forward as the officers approached. There
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: are two separate investigations going on. The actions of this
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: officer are being carefully examined by the department. This officer
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: has been removed from all duties and placed on lead.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I have ordered this investigation to be conducted professionally so
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: that we can take appropriate action. Jordan's friends say they
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: were attending a party and things got rowdy. They were
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: simply trying to drive away when a cops started shooting
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: at them. Congressional Republicans and Democrats have reached an agreement
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: on a one trillion dollar spending bill that would fund
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: most government operations through September. The bill would provide the
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: president with an increase in defense spending while denying his
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: request for money to build that Texas Mexico wall. The
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: measure does, however, contain three hundred forty one million dollars.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: An increase in the money is needed to increase surveillance
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: and to replace existing fencing along that wall. The Environmental
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Protection Agency would see a cut in its budget, while
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: other agencies like the FBI and NASA would see funding
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: increases as well. The U Supreme Court has ruled at
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the City of Miami can sue major banks for damages
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: over their alleged predatory lending practices. Miami sued the Bank
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of America and Wells Fargo, claiming that the city has
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: suffered financially because of what they've done. Miami officials saying
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the result has been blight in black and Latino neighborhoods,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: followed by decrease and property taxes and an increase in
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: demand for police and stuff like that. And here's something.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Police in Brandon Town, Florida have charged a woman with
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the rather union form of prostitution or should I say
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: a unique method of payment. Apparently the woman agreed to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: perform a sex act on an undercover detective for twenty
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: five bucks and some Chicken McNuggets. You must think I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: was born yesterday. No, I don't think you've worn yesterday.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: This is real. I'm not kidding Twain two. You all.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Alex Dreno is being charged without bond on charges of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia, which just might explain
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: why she got the munchie. So everybody saying, chicken, you're listening,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: all right, we're back. Good morning, Broughterfly, Good morning, Steve Harvey,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: it is a beautiful Tuesday. And Shirley Carllege Junior time e.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, Good morning to every one. Butterfly, Flutter flutter,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: morning flatter. It's May second. It's May second today. It's
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: National Peanut Batter and Jelly Day time. Everyone, Steve Areby,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: that's not me. Oh. Someone is saying, we won't out me,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: and we won't out me. Who's who's doing it? It's
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: people picking this outside with signs. It sounded like two
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: people who junior? Are you doing this? You know I'm
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: too facing. I'm already in. We wan't you, Jane, we
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: want you, Jane and Schwellet. I'm not gonna I'm not
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it with you.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Just do your blog, Butterfly, thank
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: you so much. It's Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Go
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: out and make yourself okay, thank you Steve, and make
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: yourself an old fashioned peanut butter and jelly sandwich, because
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: that's what it is to day national peanut butter and jelly. Hello?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: What is that noise? What is your meal? Get your one?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Go ahead man, So anybody go out and
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: make yourself it's national peanutbody tell you go out and
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: make yourself a national make yourself a peanut butter. Okay,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: he's he got me out still. I'm sorry, sir. Could
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you please step could you please step up? It's Eugene's turn. Now,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Eugene Brown, you have signed it with You've
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: done it again. That was not guy just walked in.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: People just walking in against me? Can you tell me
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: where he is? I cannot tell you anything because it's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Eugene's day. And Eugene, why are you talking about peanut
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: butter and jelly? Who is that doing that? Who was that?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: What is this? Who was that that did that voice?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: It's some guy just the window. Come on, butterfly anyway,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: it's natural peanut butter and jail. A day made a second.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut the window. Get your peanutbouter and jeli.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Samp I ain't the he was? It was? It was
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: old man on the old meal. Don't yeah? Yeah, up
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: building body looking at I don't know who I do,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: how they they want to see. I will be on
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the wardever, but being up building that baby, I ain't
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: know I really gonna be here talking about No. Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I would mean a little you your old meal? Yeah? Yeah?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Are you looking a get that? What's up? Scractly you boy?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What you get to beat up? That said we'll get
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you a knight? But I wouldn't say, well with the
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: real rib. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all, Hey,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: y'all in about an hour, Yeah, y'all be on the phone.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: The legend one of my boys, one of my friends
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: in this business is coming on. Chris Rock will be
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: in radio. All right, we're back in here, y'all. I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: got this food standing by with a murdering the hits,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Hold on book? What you got before we get to
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: this food? All right? According to NBC News Steve, during
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: his first one hundred days in the White House, guess
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: who I'm talking about now? Donald Trump has posted on
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Twitter every day except for two, racking up more than
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: get this number, five hundred tweets since his inauguration day.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: At one point, Trump threatened to dial back his Twitter
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: habit but that pledge failed to come to fruition. Though
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: his pace has slowed a bit, in his first fifty days,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: he tweeted at least thirty times more than he did
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: in the second fifty, but he's still clocking in with
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: an average of thirty five posts a week. Another interesting
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: tidbit about Donald trump tweets is that his favorite word
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: is great. Yeah. He used it eighty three times in
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: tweets during his first one hundred days, and it seems
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: to be consistent with his administration's approach. Great is almost
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: is also the most used word by Press Secretary Sean
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Spicer during his press press briefing. So there you go,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: great America. It was a great story, right, there was great.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Trying to do my social media and my social media
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: person is lazy. I'm paying someone and your dad. I
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: think if you tweet five hundred town, I'm gonna probably
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: fine that much. You're tweeting two damn much. So you
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: can imagine if the president does it all right, Well,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: here we go, come home, man, we got time for
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: murder to hits turn out to be one of my favorites.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: We do. It's Miguel Coffee. This song is dedicated to
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: people who wake up in the morning and don't like
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: other people talking to them for a small period of time.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: You know, let me wake up first before you start day. Okay,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: So what is it to the beat dog Miguel? Coffee
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh yeah, okay, coffee in the morning.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Mcguel's talking into your here. It's all, it's all there.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I wish I could say shut up, but I'm trying
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: to be nice to you. Gottam late, girlfriend. You gotta wait,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: can't wait. You just wanna run your mouth. The kids
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: are gone. I just want to sleep in, baby, Please
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: just stop talking in the morning. In the morning, in
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the morning, you talk all the time, saying nothing. That's
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: why your father left mama. If you don't brush you,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: if you won't be kissing now, you why I don't wait?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: How about you hit the kitchen, take them back through
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: your hair. How about you run some errands? Leave me alone.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I should have went along before I get really not
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: put your words back inside and the sunrise is high, mercy.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I wish I could say, should up, but I'm trying
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: to be nice to you. Gotta lake, girlfriend, you gotta wait,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: can't wait, You just wanna run your mouth if it's gone,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I just want to sleep in baby beleeve. Just stop
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: talking in the morning. Talking in the morning. It can't
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: be that important. Why you want to wake me? Why
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: can't you just lead me sleep? I don't want to
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: hear up talking in the morning. Talking in the morning.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm talking for a living, so I don't
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: want to be talked to. Wow, you know what I'm
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: gonna man, I wish I could get that on this
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: talk for a living. So I don't want to be talking,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to go to a place where
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta talk to other people tomorrow. Oh my god,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: let's go with just talk. Why would I want to
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: do that? Would I do for a living? He's not talking?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Talk for hour? Already? You talk? You think thing? You
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: talked for four hours? And why you're not saying nothing?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Listen now I can talk for four You're really gonna
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: be sick of talking now? Wet in the morning? Yeah
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: in the month? Shut up? Alright? Can bring a phone
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: call from the nephew? Was coming up next? All right, y'all,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: y'all in about an hour, Yeah, y'all be on the phone.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: The legend one of my boys, one of my friends
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: in this business is coming on. Chris Rock will be
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: here the video. All right, don't I got one for you?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Actually that's for Jake. You got man? Okay, this is you.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't no sick, You ain't no sick. Oh my god,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I got it. You ain't right here? Hello? Oh I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: trying to reach a Greg please. Yeah, this is he?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Uh you knowing my name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: over pledged relations? Uh giving you a call today? Man? Um,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you attended PREV and M University? Am I correct? Am
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I right? You attended and from my understanding you pledged
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: five Beta Sigma and fall of ninety one. That's correct, alright,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that's the Theta chapter correct, Yes, all right. Here's where
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: we're having some problems here, going through the records, going
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: through the records, actually looking at the records that we
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: have here headquarters. You're not actually an official member of
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: five Beta Sigma. I don't know what has taken place.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: But wait a minute, what what you mean? No, not
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: a member? Looking at our records here at national headquarters,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: it's indicating that you're not an official member of five
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Beta Sigma. I don't know what could have gone wrong
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: with this now it ain't right, man, That ain't right
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: because see, depth of data is recognized nationally, so why
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: wouldn't I be nationally recognized. I'm not certain, sir. Maybe
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: it's something that took place on that that actual line
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: of Fall ninety one. We're actually going to have to
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: do some research on everything that's going on with your
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: line as well as the chapter. But how is that
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: possible that they gave if they gave me a certificate
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: in the in the plaque and I got my my
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: pin and I mean I'm gonna say, ab what you need? Okay,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what I'm looking at here and
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and and please understand, I want to try to clear
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: this matter up. Yeah, yeah, we need to see this matter.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Who who else? Is there somebody there like a oversee uh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: maybe the head president or your branch or something I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: can talk to something. Well, I'm actually I am actually
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: over pledged relations uh. And I wanted to give you
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: a call personally so we can try to rectify the matter.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: And it's gonna take us some time to hiring this
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: thing out. But what I need you to do as
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: at this point, Yeah, and you know what the problem
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: is that I'm noticing is that all of the people
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: that were on your line they are official for some reason.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Mr Gregg is an official, So I want to I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: don't understand that because I was the line president. So
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: how how is everybody else able to be a Sigma
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and not me when I did all the paperwork that
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: it takes to for the process to be right. I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: don't understand. You know what, brother? Uh, I can't call
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you brother for the fact that right now me brother
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: because I'm a Sigma. So here's what we're gonna have
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: to do. Greg. We're gonna have to get you to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: first of all, if you're dealing with anybody alumni wise,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: we're asking that you don't go to any meetings right now.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: We're also asking that you don't wear any five beta
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Sigma pal for now. At this point. We want to
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: make sure and get clarity that you are definitely a brother. Man. Man,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I am definitely a brother. Do you know what I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: had to go through to get where I am today?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: To be a signal on the do y'all y'all took
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: y'all dudes whatever to that. If you're taking my dudes,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you should be able to tell me yo, man um
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: we this going on. Certain things are going on with
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: your line. We need to we need to check you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You took our money, That's the thing. I'm seeing checks
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: that have gone through for other people on that line.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I don't, man, And to this day, I'm like a
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: lifetime member. So what the hell are you talking about?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I have no records indicating that your lifetime. Remember, that's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So we got kissing that dog. Somebody
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: needs to tell me something today. We're gonna try to
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: get to the end of this by the end of
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: the week. It's gonna take no, no, but no, but no,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: but no, you're not understanding what I'm saying, man, because
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sicking me to the heart. Dude. You know
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Y'all playing with my heart right now. Man,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: nobody's gonna do that and get away with I don't
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: know what's going on. You know. Here's what we can do.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: We can bring you back in and do another pledging process. Pledged.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Did you understand what you just said to me? No, man,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: that that ain't happen. Dog. And I've been through this already. Man,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not pledging. I'm not signing my name on nothing
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: else because I have pledged I'm not doing y'all need
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: to get somebody on the phone that can answer my question.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I want to know what's going on, okay right now?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: And I understand and you know the disbelief of what's
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: going on, I really do you obviously don't you have? Brother? Brother,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: We're gonna try to what year did you go across?
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Did you walk the fans? Let me tell me what's
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: going on? Brother, I'm fall eighty nine, brother, and that
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to do right now is first
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: of all, no pairaphernalia. You're trying to see me that
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I can't well what's nearest and dearest to my heart,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: next to my wife and my child. You're telling me
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: that I can't go around and proclaim where I am.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: That's like telling me I can't be black. What the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: hell is you're saying? And another thing we're going to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: get you to do. Understand you have a brand, a
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Sigma brand. That's how I have to come off until
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: we until we get this second care of what and
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: then you talk about them medical procedure. What are you
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: saying so we cannot allow you to wear a brand
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: representing five Beta Sigma when right now you are not.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You can't a lot that that brand. Me was allowed
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to put the brand on me. Now I can't be
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: allowed to wear something that I've been wearing for almost
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: fifteen years and you azy. Come on, man, that's some crazy.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: We gotta get you to take you to tell me
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: and tell all of this Weland, what the hell a
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: yat man? This is some look here, brother, but not
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: what Bernard? Is that? What your name is? You need
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: to get somebody on this minute. That's all right, I
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: know the president still how about that? I will just
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: call in and I'll figured out my bill. Right now,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: we need you to take the brand off keep you
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: come take the brand off of me. And you wanted
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: that bad, come get it. That's what you do. You
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: are not a member of five Beta sick. Don't give
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: up you talking about dog I am a member. If
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: you want something over here, I learned your boy, that's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: what you do. You're bad, Come do it. So I'm
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: telling you for the final time, do not wear any paraphernel.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You keep putting that one to hear that talking about
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: no final. Let me tell you what's final. I am
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: a five Beta Sigma to the hard damn sir, all
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you is no more shirts and cover that
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: brand up until we're here. Man, I'm gonna wear everything.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta hat. I'm ahead of a matter of fact,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: i'maing hey, just to get on young nurs. You're gonna
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: keep brand coming up until we're figuring out. If you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: are covering up, do come get it and tell then
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you better get go away from me. So I'm talking about,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: don't none of me put that brand up, and don't
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: you no shirts, no more me tell you something I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: ain't covering Come get it if you want it. I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: gotta want my man, this is bluefire. You don't want none.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You don't want none, y'all. This is the man. I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: don't know what one more thing I need to say
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: to you? Are you literally say what you gotta say?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting this. This is nephew Timmy from the
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Hello boy, y'all had me ready to kill my man. Y'all, boy,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: let one more thing, man, what is the baddest radio
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: show in the land? Greg? What is it that Steve
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: har That's how you prank a Sigma jud like that.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: That's how you do it, because that's how it's hurt.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Because there's never won in two signals anywhere, Uncle Will.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: That's a law that's in the Bible, and the Bible,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of time. There's a lot of
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: those there, but just out and about too, even in
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the Bible Mention alpha animaking, yes they do. Didn't even
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: mention sick said nothing about it because he knew then,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: he knows everything. He said, they don't need to put
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: them in here. They're not gonna you're not gonna hang
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: out together. Yeah, they're good brothers, good people. Yes, sig
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: find I'm all paid up and and h and Emmy
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Smith is a sick dude, Immit, boy he was. We
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: were together last summer. Were together last summer and Tom
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: a Dog came on. We were doing a soul train line.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I ended up with two cigars,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: but I had two cigars, smoking them both in each hand,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: and then came down the soul train like hopping hasn't
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: make a man. Let no more have it though, and said, man,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: you need to go head on with all that add me. Yes,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: there's a sound turn the sigma in the sun, Let
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: the Sigmas turn the mother out or something of that.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: You're talking about, Parliament. Yes, it's in that song, Let's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: signals turn the mother murder says it in the song
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: let the Sigmas turn the smother out. So you wrote
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: your frat song. I've been sitting there man this eighth day.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: All right? Subject? Is it wrong to cheat if your
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: wife stops giving you some? Yet? All right? Here we go.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Shirley and Steve. I have a serious problem.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I have been married for four years now. We have
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: a three year old son. Everything has been going well.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: We both make good money, take trips off and she
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: lets me hang out with the boys with no problems,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and vice versa. I spoiled my wife all of the time.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: She gets whatever she wants. I take care of our son,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: cook clean while she goes out with her friends sometimes
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: every weekend. Here's a problem. She stopped having sex with me.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. We have tried talking about it.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: We have even gone to therapy. Nothing works. I'm a
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Christian man, so I've prayed about this, but nothing has changed.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Then I met a breath of fresh air. She is single, beautiful,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: friendly and likes to have sex. We started off as friends,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: but the more I opened up to her, the more
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: she's received me. Literally, she is wonderful in bad and
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I have never had to want anything from her with her,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and I never have to want anything with her sexually.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want me to leave my family. She's just
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: helping me out through a rough spot. I don't even
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: know what to do about my marriage. Having sex with
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: my wife is extremely important, Steve, Steve, I no, I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: apps you understand what it's like to have sex with
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: your wife. That's all I want. I don't want to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: step out or be with anyone else, but I don't
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: know what to do. I shouldn't ask if it's wrong
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: to cheat on your wife if she stops giving you some.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: The question should be am I justified in cheating? Signed? Thanks,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Signed frustrated, Dear frustrated. Dear frustrated, Dear frustrated, You may
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: feel justified, but morally, cheating is never right and I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: can't condone cheating. I just can't. But but what I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: can't agree with is is saying what one don't won't do,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: the other one will. I can't agree with that. In
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: your particular case, you sound like a good man, a
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: good husband, a good father. You know, at least you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: try to be. You spoiled your wife. You you took
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: care of your son, you cooked you clean, um. But
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: if your wife was not performing her with wifely duties
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: by going out every weekend with her friends and stopping
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: the sex, you know, hey, there's a problem there. What
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: about her commitment? Her vows she is not being a
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: wife because she's not holding up her end of the
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: marriage bargain. Uh. You know we so often say on
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: this show, you can't go outside of the marriage to
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: fix what's wrong inside. Um, and your marriage is definitely
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: in trouble. I say, you know you've been through to
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: a therapist. You know, try another one, try more counseling
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: if the first one didn't work. But most importantly, you know,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta talk to your wife. You gotta try and
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: get through with your wife. Through to your wife, UM,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and tell her you know that she's taking you and
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the marriage for granted and she's in jeopardy of losing
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: it all. Steve, you ain't answered the question. I did
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: answer the question because you are a woman, and you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: answered it as a woman. Port dog needs is the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: male perspect and What the women who are listening needs
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: is the male perspective. Is it wrong to cheat if
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: your wife stops giving you some The answer to that,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: point blank is yes, it is wrong to cheat. But
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: you're doing it though, So the whole letter what you want?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Is it wrong to cheat? This? Ain't you there, ain't nothing.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: You consider it no more saying I thought you was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: considering it. Okay, yo, you're the guy with it though.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Oh what dog it? That's a whole another answer. I
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: don't know your name, but let's just say dog it.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I'll refer you that. Uh, he said, I have a
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: serious problem. I've been married for four years now, we
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: got three year old song. Everything's been doing both, make
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: good money, take trips often. She lets me hang out
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: with the boys with no problem. In vice versus, I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: spoiled my wife all the time. She get whatever she wants.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I take care of our son, cook clean while she
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: goes out with her friends every weekend. Let's start with
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: this troubling statement. I don't know no married woman that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: goes out with her friends every weekend and the man
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: stay at the house, could clean and watch kids. What
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: married woman is this? Hell? What single mother is this?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Can't go out of every weekend with her friend. But then, dog,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a little set back because I called a line
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: in your letter that says she lets me hang out
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: with my boys with no problem and vice versa. See
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: that's a tell tale line on yourself. So you out
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: with your boys and she out with her girls, and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: ain't neither one of y'all got a problem with doing it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: You know why it costs both for y'all, it's screwing
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: somebody else. See, let's just gonna get to this, dog.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You're managing trouble a lot of ways. You try to
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: talk to your wife about it, ain't getting no conversation,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: can't get his thoughted. She ain't having sex with you?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Who she having sex with? We already know who you're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: having sex where you wrote it in the letter. Maybe
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: we need to read damn letter because I bet you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: she got a letter the right to see this letter
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: just about two people that just ain't feeling each other
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: because she having sex somewhere. You out every weekend with
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, but you're at the house you watching Clengland. Okay,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that when you out with your boys,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: she had the house with the kids washing, cooking, cleaning,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: because ain't nothing here about. Y'all got nash to house.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: So while you out with your boys, slash woman she
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: at the house with the baby, couldn't clean it. You
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: she she out with her girls and her man. You're
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: at the house, couldn't clean that dog. You might not
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: want to hear this because men are different when it
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: comes to cheat. See, men don't like to heal that
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: they girls stepping up. See that's a whole another thing.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: We can step out and you find out we big
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: bad me. But oh we can't find out she going
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: at all. See. See we can share the pop cicle,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: but you can't share the cookie. Though it's not food analogies.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: It's a food analogy. We're saying we can share the popsicle,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: but you case share the cookie with exactly makes sense
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: that no, no, But listen to me. I'm telling you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: how men it are. When we come back, I will
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: give you the rest of this. What you have to
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: do now. Brother Steve's response Part two, Part two coming
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: up there, and you don't want to miss more cookies
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: and cookers and popsicles for everybody to make this work.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Twelve minutes after the hour Okay, coming up, Chris Rock
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the Man himself will be our special guests. Part two
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response at twenty three after the hour. You're
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Show. Coming up in about twenty minutes,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock the Man himself will be our special guests.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve with your response to part two
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  Speaker 1: of this strawberry letter. Right now, let's go on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Look here, Uh, y'all, y'all
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  Speaker 1: know what this letter is about, right? Uh? She get
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: whatever she wants to take care of our son, cooking
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: while she go out with her friends sometimes every weekend.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: But she don't have no problem with him going with her,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: him going out with his boys. She ain't got a
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: brother with him going out with her girl. Okay, she
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: there pass, not just cooking. That's what I get from
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: the letter. And he out there pass now, Pops, Now
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: this is a uh, pops cookie type story. Now here
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: we go. Here's the problem. She stopped having sex with me.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. We've tried talking about it. We've
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: even gone to therapy. Listen, man, when you take your
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: wife to go talk some more, which they love to do,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: and don't nothing come from the talking, which is one
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: of the premier desires and needs of a woman, the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: need to communicate. If you are willing to sit down
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: with your woman and talk and go to therapy and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: nothing works, that's because she don't give a damn no more.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Please understand now, he says nothing works. I'm a Christian man,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: so I prayed about this because nothing has changed. No,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: we're getting off as about because guess what, bro I'm
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: a Christian man too. But the operative word here is
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: man man. See the Christian part is just the type
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: of man you are. But there's more than one type
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: of man. You're claiming to be a Christian man. So
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you've prayed about it and nothing has changed. What do
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: you want to change? See one, You can't ask God
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: to fix something, then you do your method of fixing it.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: You ask God to fix your match. Why are you
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: screw another girl now? Either you want God to fix
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: it or you want to keep screwing another girl, but
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: steady waiting on God to fix it when you out
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: there meddling, then it's your own self. You can't fix
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: what's wrong outside your own house. So dog, let's stop
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: the Christian man thing to Steve, and I'm prayed about
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: it and nothing happened. Now you prayed about it and
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: then start screwing another girl. That that's instead of waiting
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: on God to do what he do you this was
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: your solution. I can't have sex with my wife Nat
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: that about nothing happened. Then I met a breath of
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: fresh air. Who is that? Just like that? That? Yeah?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: That was in your ear? That's how it sound? Oh yeah,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: I bet it was the freshman. She's single, beautiful, friendly,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: and likes to have sex. Now how you know she
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: liked to have sex because she's given you plenty of
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: We started out as friends. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay though,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: But the more I opened up to her, the more
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: she received me. Literally, this is where the pop sickle
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: meet the cookie. If you opened the cookie bag and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: put a pop sigle in it, then it's just a
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: cookie bag with a pop single in it. See if
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: the more I opened up to her, the most she
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: received me, you ought to be saying. The more I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: opened up to her, the most she opened up to
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: me too. See, both of y'all been opening each other.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: She is in capital at us, wonderful in bed. I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: bet she is hell, somebody bad better than nobody bad.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I've never wanted for anything with her sexually. She doesn't
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: want me to leave my family. She just helping me
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: through a rough spot. Boy, what what she told you?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: She don't want you to leave your family. She does
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: help you through a rough spot. Oh you think you're
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: writing a letter to don't? I just said, all listen,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, help you through a rough spot. This
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: ain't a rough Spotlight alright, set god, all right? Email
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: or Instagram and your thoughts on today's letter. I know
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna just will tell you nobody will be
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: to be stupid. There's such a la. Email me your
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: or Instagram. It's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter. At
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: my girls surely now switching gears a bit here? It
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: is proms season. We all know that. And what do
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: you guys remember most about your proms? Oh? My god,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Stevie chi Wait what went the wrong? Chick?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going with the chicks from my church. She went
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: to sleep after palm and after party. Pretty girl had nothing.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: And both of you are just stupid. Huh when you
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: just fall asleep? Mine was worse than ask Well, everybody
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: knows that I started off as a tailor. But in
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: the beginning wasn't that good. Okay, I could make pants,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't make pockets, and I couldn't put zippers in. So, hey,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: don't get ahead of the story. Okay, it looked nice,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: but there was no zipper there. In order to keep
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the pants up, I put a pin in it. Right.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm dancing with this girl and she keeps going
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: out and I knew what it was, and I tried
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: to play it off like I ain't know what it was.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: She's she said something sticking me. I wonder what could
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: that mean? There's no shop, what could be sticking you?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I know my jacking up, you know, you know I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: saved the pen just it just let's go and it
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: just straight stick. And it was it was jamming this
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: girl surgery. We were doing the bump right, sing. Yeah,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: So it didn't work out well. Yeah, the rush out
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: to the manager room, she was leading, man, you're made out.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: No pockets, man, no zippers. Oh the bump though, I
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: know in the popular back in the day, right, all right,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this, the one and only Chris
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Rock Yo, Hey, y'all, as promised, I told you help
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: special phone call, got a Grammy, Anna, Emmy. You know
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Comedian, actor, director, writer, producer free his
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: return to the stage. Uh this year. It's epic. It's
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a live comedy to I'm gonna say it again, it's epic.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: The tour is called the Total Blackout Tour. Two thousand,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: total blackout, all of it first two and nine years.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: I know him, Well, let's find out more about it,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: ladies and Jimmy my man, the one and only Chris
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Rock Welcome back for Rock Man. What's up with your boy?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just glad you put me in your business schedule.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just glad. On the radio, I thought I might
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: have to do this on family feuterures. That's funny. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I got I gotta do a lot of jobs and
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: get what I wanted to. How many jobs Steve got?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Now people are promoting stuff on on all sorts to
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: say just whatever whatever. They Hey man, you're back the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Total Blackout Tour. Why did you name it the Total
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Blackout Tour? Because after I got the Boss, my finances
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: were totally blacked out. I had no money, broke trying
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: to become an intern at one of your shows, Steve, Yeah,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: that's not true. But okay, though, that's funny. So the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: tours coming up? Man, what what you're gonna give him? Rock? Well,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: you know, persons, you give them a little Trump in
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit, a little, a little bit, not a lot.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You can't give them too much. People get too much Trump.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Now it's tired of a little bit. Yeah, they're a
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: little tired of it. You know. It must mean you know,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I like to I like to school people a little bit,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: you know, a little relationships. I think we gotta go
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: easy or not easy on Trump, but it might work out.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: It might be a good thing. Think about it this way.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Boys gave us Obama, Trump might give us Jesus. You
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: never know for your asses, ignorant, I don't even were.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: All we really got to do is to tell people
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: come see you because because because the ignorance is legitimate. Hey, man,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you on so many levels, man, because I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: know you have to appreciate you calling me man, giving
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: me some uplift, doing some more moments for me. Man,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: You've just been a friend of mine and I'm just
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm glad to see you out here. Man. I was
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: so happy when I heard you had signed that deal
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: with Netflix that if you did lose money and divorce,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: you got it all back. So congratulations. Ain't nobody signed
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: that kind of deal. See you back on stage. I know,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I know you're busy, but we really need you, Steve,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: really really need you out just to do a Vegas
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: residency or something, because you know, man, like now, it's
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: just like you. It's calm hard out there. Uh Chapelle.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I heard Chappelle was making some new ways out there.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: He got the next Flix deal. Hey, Chris, so, how
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: many dates you're doing on this tour? Man? Man, I'm
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: working from I'm basically working until January. Man, I'm probably
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: got damn. Oh yeah, I'm getting it in. I'm real.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, y'all, I can't tell you all the dates
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: because he got so many, but you gotta get it.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be everywhere Indie, Phoenix, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Atlantic City, Vegas,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: New York, Austin, sugar Land. Where is that? That's she's
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: got tickets already. Africa. I'm hey, Mississippi, Mississippi only man
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: go to Mississippi's for scholarship. That's it. Mississippi State and
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: old men college ship. That's good man, Hey man, So
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do You're gonna do a little trunk. I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about relationships, probably gonna tell them a little
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: bit about what you've been going through personally. I gotta
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: hear about that. I got to get it all in there, man.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: You know, union man, you know round it up. Hey man,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. This tool. I think it's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: gonna do so well because the great ones. Man, they've
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: just been missing on the scene. I mean, I thank
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: God for Kevin Hard and should pay off for still
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: for still holding it. But but you coming back though.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: The return of Chris Rock, It's like it's like a
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: breath of fresh as. It's gonna be such an ignorant
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: dose of laughter, but on that only level that he
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: can bring it on because Rock does a style that
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: uniquely is he prowsed that stage back and forth and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: he just he just I can't wait, man, Hey, I'm
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: gonna surprised you. Man. I'm gonna pop up at one
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: of them dates. You gotta pop up, man, he gotta.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I got to show up at one of these rock dates.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Get you out there. I ain't gonna do no time.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Many I'm gonna just walk up. You don't know how
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: to not do time. He knows you very well. Steve
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: his friend Chris Rock. You know him. Steve Harvey got time,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: He'll got nothing else. Hey, y'all, listen to me. This
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: be the only fudle with remarks from the deceased where
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: if you're listening to this tape, I'm going I just
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: want to say one more thing though, that ought to
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: do that. If you're listening to this tape, I've already gone. Hey, listen, y'all,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: this man's tour. If you want to get all the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: ticket information, go to live nation dot com. Go to
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: live nation dot com. That they sent me some dates, y'all,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: and they said, if you live in Indianapolis, Phoenix, Sugarland, Texas, Austin, Texas, Pittsburgh, Cherokee, Atlanta, George,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Atlantic City, Las Vegas, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Philly, Miami, Phoenix, Vegas,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: heat coming, his ignorant as is coming and live nation
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: dot Com has to hold to Rock. Hey, man, you're
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: gonna a lot every day. Nobody a Rock. The Total
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Blackout Tour is coming to a city New Year. Everybody.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Just go to live nation dot com for tickets, go
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: to Live nation dot com find out when the rock
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Man is coming to your city. Chris Rock, I love
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: you man. You're listening to Steve Harvey. Al Right, here
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: we go. A Mississippi man. This is a crazy story
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: right here, guys, a Mississippi man is suing R. Kelly
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: for an affair with his wife. Uh, for fooling around
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: with the wrong man's woman. I mean, that's basically what
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the lawsuit is claiming. His name is Kenny Bryant. He
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: claims that his wife, Asia Childress while they're naming names
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: and Aura have been or Kel's have been having relations
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: even before they were married, even though she insisted that
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: it was over when they got married. And they got
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: married back in two thousand twelve. Now, this is according
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: to the lawsuit. Each time are Kelly would have a
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: concert in a nearby state children's that's the wife would
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: appear to unite with her lover. Her husband is saying
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: that he tried to make his marriage work but was
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: unable to prevail against the bumping grind singer. Apparently, the
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: lawsuit has photos. They have pictures, they have text messages
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: between You can't sue R Kelly for that. You can't
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: even though they have pictures and stuff. Okay, but what
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: does it do? You are Kelly didn't have no vows
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: with you? If the story was true, R Kelly ain't
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: saying no vows to you. He made no vow to you,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: to to having to hold to death. Do your pardon?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Believe all you you got no do You can't come on, man,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: you can't sue another man because your wife, who took
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: a vow to stay with you is off with him.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: If this story is true, you can't do that. You
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: can't do that. I mean, you know what you would
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: what you want, and that's a crazy lawsuit. He just
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: trying to get some money. Now. It was his wife
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: to stop just hearing when our Kelly comes to town
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: and she could tell when she would go and come back,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: would you come back to me? Like years? I went
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: too fun that I could just myself. You've been what
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: is this w to see him to do this? Yeah?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Just went telling someone else that right that I got
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: to check. Right, We always tell you that. Now you
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: have to tell Jay who didn't get that? Ain't the
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: doll I know that much? Where you guys too far.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I just got a nice yellow. It was white. Do
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: you like it? Oh? My god, it's been nice with
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: you guys. Do it no matter what happened. Wow, I'm sorry.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I got friends in the beach that I didn't know
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: that Kelly is unemployed. No, we are going to be yeah,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: y Kelly, My dude. Man, Wow, I didn't know that.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Every time I've been friends with this fanny for so long?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: How do I how do I turn my back on it?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: And j been instance eighty six eight six? Come over there,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: just come here. I'm just going to my room. Come here,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: come here, stupid thirty one years. I've been knowing this dude,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: thirty one year. Yeah. Wait, wait, running upstair. Let that
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: run upstairs? That I'm upstair, that's I'm un upset that
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: the sweatish clothes that ain't sweat That is not God,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: do you know there's an edge? Ja? Do you have
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: any ideas there's an edge? Yeah? I went to I've
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: been down with that boy again. It was white when
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: you left. It's not I've picked up a yellow blouse.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna winky, that's stupid. More one more means
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: one more or no yellow blouse. I'm gonna die on
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: this show. What did she die of? Laughter? Hard Gamet,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, you know that voice is my sister. So anyway,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: that's a whole different story. Do nothing win out. This
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: is your friend. We all love Jay, but you brought
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: him here for stupid jock. Y'all think Kelly coming back
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: on the show. Anybody don't scratch them all? Well, you
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: know what I'm thinking. He's pissed about. Okay, all right,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Steve gets your boy because you're over there dying laughing.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: He actually taught me this wing at first week. I said, Bro,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: that's how you do this business. Man. If you do
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: this business like this, you make a lot of money.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: You told me that. He said, if you do this
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: business like this, you'll make a lot of money. And
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: he was right. I listened very closely. Man, I thank
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: you for bringing him on. I can't tell you. I can't, man,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He said that every day my days
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: might be numbered. How much time we got left? Say
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: nothing else? Ja, Yeah, man, let me try to have
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: some of my relationships. Hands talks about John Legend legend
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: by when we were interviewing Mary Jay last week, that
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: please get another divorce because you make great hits. We'll
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: be back hang with us, folks. I don't even know
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: what we're coming back to Dora. Thank you Carla. All right,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: here we go. All of us have been dumped. We've
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: all had that unpleasant experience. So coming up next, we're
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: going to talk about being dumped. Stay tuned, you're listening
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, we've all been
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: through this. Each and every one of us had has
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: been dumped by someone. We've been a relationship, we've been dumped.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Being dumped is terrible. So as a recovery time that follows.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you become a pathetic and moby version
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  Speaker 1: of yourself. You're just depressed. You're just you know, you
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  Speaker 1: won't babe, You know that that whole thing. Your friends
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  Speaker 1: don't like seeing you like that either, which is why
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  Speaker 1: they're full of advice to help you get over your heartbreak. Well,
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  Speaker 1: according to a new study, this is a new study
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  Speaker 1: from the University of Colorado, Boulder, there was a scientifically
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  Speaker 1: proven method for getting over your ex. They found that
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  Speaker 1: the best way to move on is just to fake
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  Speaker 1: it till you make it, as in, just act like
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  Speaker 1: you over your You're over your ex. Until you are,
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  Speaker 1: so just act like it. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know because I already know how that works.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you want to get over somebody, get over somebody,
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  Speaker 1: you got to get another one. You called a rebound.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you want. But tonight, though, women should try that.
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  Speaker 1: I need to be a somebody all. I need to
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  Speaker 1: be some whoil Oh, okay, so you know you're the
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  Speaker 1: best way to get over for you is to get
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  Speaker 1: with someone else. Yeah. I recovered out of the sixty
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  Speaker 1: nine relationships out of the number, though, I've had to
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  Speaker 1: recover very quick. I've been in some relationships. I know
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  Speaker 1: at least I might have been in seven, but I
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  Speaker 1: know sixty nine show I might have been in seventy
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  Speaker 1: three and I didn't know I was in. You lost. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking it don't work. It just don't do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you love me? Yea, then say it? I just
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  Speaker 1: said it. Yeah, that's when it's over done. You don't
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  Speaker 1: hold my hand anymore, you don't look in my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably because I can't stand no, damn mom, you
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  Speaker 1: never tell me you love me anymore? This because I
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  Speaker 1: don't How does it get to that point? Though? Because
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  Speaker 1: at first, you know you were you were all in.
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  Speaker 1: You loved each other. You don't fall out of love
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  Speaker 1: right away. You can love a person that you don't like,
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  Speaker 1: but you start disliking them because they do so many
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  Speaker 1: things that you all never address and you don't fix it.
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  Speaker 1: And then it just keeps patting and patting, because if
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  Speaker 1: you never talk about what's wrong in the relationship, you
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  Speaker 1: don't take inventory every four to six months, which you
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  Speaker 1: made something. Everybody changes, Yeah, and saying you know, you
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  Speaker 1: find out you don't even like this person at the moment,
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  Speaker 1: and now once you're not a great communication catera and
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  Speaker 1: you don't like them, this got to end, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it get ugly, man, when you just can't stand the person.
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  Speaker 1: I think women stay in relationships longer than they should,
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  Speaker 1: way longer than that. I can tell you this one
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  Speaker 1: time happened to me. I used to date the pastors
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  Speaker 1: daughter at the church, and she cheated on me, my
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  Speaker 1: best friend. Can I tell you I was really just
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  Speaker 1: signed up to go to hell? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be I was every time I
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  Speaker 1: saw her, I had to cuss out at church. I
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  Speaker 1: was ready to go to hell. Didn't stand uh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the only benefit about it was she ended up
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  Speaker 1: pregnant and not by yeah, because that's Sunday when they
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  Speaker 1: had to make that announcement, I was a hero. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: the church knew we dated passing it out of my
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  Speaker 1: daughter's pregnant, and the whole church looked at me. I said,
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  Speaker 1: keep listening, some old dispel. Oh she's like embarrassed her
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  Speaker 1: dad the pastor, Oh, he didn't adjourn to this. I've
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  Speaker 1: never had many old women robin on me. At the
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  Speaker 1: same time, I knew she was id. If you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Oh, being dumped it
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: so painful. We're gonna talk more about being dumped coming up,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: but Steve's gonna tell us about the time he was
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  Speaker 1: dumped in New Orleans. Wait till you hear this story.
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  Speaker 1: It is incredible. That's coming up. I back, don't talk
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  Speaker 1: about getting dumped. We've been talking about just getting dumb. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: when you got me in on the show, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of hurt that we don't grapple with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just different, man. I like the way you guys
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  Speaker 1: handle it, though. I think that's the best way to
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  Speaker 1: hand had in all types of ways, and just I've
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  Speaker 1: been stupid with it. Kid in the bushes, waiting like
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  Speaker 1: stalker as I have stopped. Yeah, I've done. You have
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  Speaker 1: never stopped, man, You never drove the house and none
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  Speaker 1: of that. You ever drove by the house, Steve, really no,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, though, I have had this one girl. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when I was out that tour hour, I liked this
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  Speaker 1: girl and I had a bunch of inship. I probably
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  Speaker 1: need to end this story, you know, just because this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna need to say. Yeah, it's gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: the answer that the house. I don't think at the house,
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  Speaker 1: no matter, I'm gonna let this go because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even sure because it's so you know, I just I
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  Speaker 1: drove to see a girl in New Orleans, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I were on no cell phones back then. So I
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  Speaker 1: pulled my carp at a gas station close to where
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  Speaker 1: she lived. I didn't know her exact address because we
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  Speaker 1: had met in another city, and so she said she'd
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  Speaker 1: be there and I said, well, I'm coming. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of days off. I drove New Orleans,
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  Speaker 1: I pulled up in a gas Stashie, and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: calling on the self on the pay phone, calling this
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  Speaker 1: number four. Ain't nobody answer, kept going to answering she
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  Speaker 1: So I stayed there, you know, vacuum m call, call, call, call, washed.
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  Speaker 1: The car went on Washington the next thing. You know, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I'm waxing it on the car because I might even
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  Speaker 1: killing sometimes, so I might as well wax And when
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  Speaker 1: she seen me in my little car, be nice, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, waxed it waxing. It's I just getting dark. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've been here since two o'clock. Whoa, And I told
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  Speaker 1: i'd beat that around, you know, three, I got in
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Elli never answered the phone, never answered.
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  Speaker 1: If I never saw again, look for it. Drove all
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  Speaker 1: around New Orleans looking forward, just hoping to see her.
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  Speaker 1: So a bunch of girls look way better than her too.
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  Speaker 1: I was committed to seeing that. I just ever did kind.
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  Speaker 1: That hurt me a little bit. So yeah, I've hurt
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  Speaker 1: just hearing about it. I drove all the way across
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  Speaker 1: Lake punch train. You know a lot of money. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm just hoping. I'm in my car making a
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  Speaker 1: cross your base stop out here. I ain't got no money.
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  Speaker 1: I had to dive in and get eight by crocks.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have nothing. That was just one of them.
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  Speaker 1: I know we haven't heard you know, we haven't heard
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  Speaker 1: from the nephew. What nephew, Come on, nephew, you up.
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  Speaker 1: I have actually driven by the girl house because I
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  Speaker 1: want to see who over there. I think I know,
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  Speaker 1: I think I know who it is. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: shoot past there so fast You're gonna know. I came
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  Speaker 1: through that, right, how come I shoot past there and
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  Speaker 1: out of blocking a hair for I get the huck
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  Speaker 1: my card and broke down not my asses on the street,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody then came out the house looking at I said,
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  Speaker 1: God though, and it will say it was dude. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that was over there, not my car. Broke did
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  Speaker 1: that front of the yard? Man, they're Carverator going out again.
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  Speaker 1: You're having a car problem. Long time time you're losing.
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  Speaker 1: That's why he over here because Yokado work. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Minutes after that, we're
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  Speaker 1: back with just this show. We got time for just
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. You got the ignorant people on the show.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: I did, I did, um okay. This is about Southwest
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  Speaker 1: airlines in the Southwest is ending the practice of overbooking
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  Speaker 1: its flights. You know how they do that, CEO Gary Kelly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they just now. Gary Kelly, the CEO says the company
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  Speaker 1: has decided uh to seize overbooking something and it has
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  Speaker 1: been planning now, it's been in the planning stages for
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  Speaker 1: a few years. Okay, why because the people are flying
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  Speaker 1: south with Yes, the CEO. No, they're different than the
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  Speaker 1: people that flowing your night You're going Southware is trying
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  Speaker 1: to pull up some the find show. He's a sixty
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  Speaker 1: nine ticket people. They can't get pulled. They ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no money to get on the airlines. And you can't
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  Speaker 1: you can't be joking on the mic and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: seriously put me off the plane. That don't It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: go together, right, Yeah, fun, they're fun. Yeah. But but Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're right because it says over booking. Of course, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a hot topic in the airline industry since United
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  Speaker 1: Airlines forcibly dragged dr Dial off the flight. Southwest is
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  Speaker 1: changing their policy, That's what Garry Kelly said, because they
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  Speaker 1: know Southwest people different from all other airlines. Grab me
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  Speaker 1: if you want a matter of fact, they get on
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  Speaker 1: board with I wish you would. That's a different mindset.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, that's exactly a lot of them don't have luggage.
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  Speaker 1: They got this stuff. They're ready to go. Heyy I
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  Speaker 1: seen dude get on plane with his stuff in the
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  Speaker 1: laundry basket with a with a hefty bag over the
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: laundry bag and it was wrapped in duc take that
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  Speaker 1: was that's like you you flew Jamaica Air, No boy,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: you fly Jamaica. Alum. When they finally bought that plane,
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  Speaker 1: the cleanup crew got to get over that right now.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: I said that that man, it'd be just a shoe,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: a head of cabbage, a chickens to dog. I swear
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  Speaker 1: to god. I was in Miami handf and ived I
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: was playing in by the gate and the stuff that
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: was acting gate shooting head of cabbage, a chicken, some corn.
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  Speaker 1: The bowl of corn had finished. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: a straw hat with a hole in it. No man,
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  Speaker 1: people man just be leaving. Youre me going, man, Their
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  Speaker 1: hall was going on and this gate fine crackers, you
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  Speaker 1: just looking at the hall was at this game. He
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  Speaker 1: is absolutely right about that. Cabine one hand and cabbage
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  Speaker 1: a plot. You might see a plot along. He's lying,
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  Speaker 1: He is not lying. Just make man coming out of myamy.
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  Speaker 1: Last chance to unload baby like you can go ahead, chicken,
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  Speaker 1: a pair of baby pants on just shook them off. You.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you see the baby get off on
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  Speaker 1: the other end. You just gotta die first, you know.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Always here he's seen a big wheel in years. But
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: what they get and it be up the gate Jamaica
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  Speaker 1: owl when they finally load the just man one baby
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  Speaker 1: down a wooden leg who left a prosthetic jess but
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: leaning up against a wheel chair? Wat me a wheelchair
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: with one wheel over man? Ever seen this before? This
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: is hilarious. This pair of glasses. Man, we wanted to lives,
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  Speaker 1: missing man, least some stuff in God at the game
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  Speaker 1: dog be one flip flop flop some baby pants look
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  Speaker 1: at me? Was ahead of lettuce man. God, I saw
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  Speaker 1: a head to kill my God into the country. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The chicken live. It was a live Oh yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a live to walking out pecking on stuff on
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  Speaker 1: the he did cracks. Chicken would be jerked. Chicken he escaped, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because he knew he was gonna be jerked. Baby he
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  Speaker 1: started push. I can't say the word person leaning up
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  Speaker 1: against the wall. Why is the one ledger up against
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: the wall everybody and there's always that one dude level
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  Speaker 1: with that real that suit on this too small and
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  Speaker 1: a tattered briefcase and he won't know why he can't
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  Speaker 1: have in those cases their mandatory carrying briefcases and Jamaica
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  Speaker 1: news the old Square time. Yeah, yeah, don't ever be
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  Speaker 1: nothing in there. Man. He got a flip of yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what you're thune right here? He got the suit passes short,
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: the jacket short. He real thin and he can't even
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  Speaker 1: missed the flight. Yeah, and he's standing up being real intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have on plaid pants and a polka dot
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: shirt like it's cool. Yeah, no problems and they always
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  Speaker 1: pockets like he checking for something the whole time. Just
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  Speaker 1: be it in itself. I keep checking to see where
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  Speaker 1: do I go? See Jamaica and go to Jamaica in Miami.
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