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Old People Phrases, Clearing Guests After Thanksgiving, Products That Remind You Of Childhood, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 6: Thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I say
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  Speaker 6: God is a forgiving God. That's how I exists today,
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  Speaker 6: and that's how you exist today. And one of the
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  Speaker 6: things I want to remind you about even in existing today.
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  Speaker 6: You know, Joel Ostein has a book I'll call your Time.
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  Speaker 6: I love this book. It's called It's Your Time, and
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  Speaker 6: that's kind of what I want to touch on today.
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  Speaker 6: And I want to remind you all that it's still
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  Speaker 6: your time. See, you know there's look, you know, they've
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  Speaker 6: got unsuccessful people have created a lot of sayings to
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  Speaker 6: justify our failures as people.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my ship has passed.
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  Speaker 6: That was created by a person who did not quite
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  Speaker 6: make their goal in the amount of time that they
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  Speaker 6: had set for. So to justify it, here comes this great,
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  Speaker 6: seemingly very clever saying, and a lot of us are death. Well,
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  Speaker 6: my ship has passed, so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well,
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  Speaker 6: I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 6: don't it, because they mix it up with a little
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  Speaker 6: bit of faith base in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well,
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  Speaker 6: here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,
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  Speaker 6: i'd have it. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Are you serious? You're actually gonna use that one to
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  Speaker 6: justify where you are in life? Man?
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  Speaker 1: That's so that's so not the case.
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  Speaker 6: I want to remind everybody today that it's still your time.
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  Speaker 6: That you know your ship hasn't sailed you didn't miss
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  Speaker 6: all of your opportunities. There's others. It's still your time.
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  Speaker 6: You know, you still got a chance. You still have
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  Speaker 6: a shot. Here's a good one. You still have hope,
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  Speaker 6: you do all of you. As long as God is
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  Speaker 6: who he is, there's always hope for you. You can
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  Speaker 6: never lose sight of that. You can never let the
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  Speaker 6: devil win that battle that there is no hope for
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  Speaker 6: you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable. I'm
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  Speaker 6: just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take my life.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna commit suicide. No no, no, wait a second,
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  Speaker 6: Wait a second, are you for real? That's not God
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  Speaker 6: talking to you. That's something wrong and it's not coming
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  Speaker 6: from him. It's still your time. You still got a chance.
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  Speaker 6: There's always hope. But listen to me. You got to
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  Speaker 6: move and you got to move on it. So many
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  Speaker 6: people are not getting the full benefit of their life,
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  Speaker 6: and so many people are not getting all the blessings
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  Speaker 6: that God has for because you keep waiting on the
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  Speaker 6: perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: How many times have I heard people come to me
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  Speaker 6: and say, hey, man, man, I'm just waiting on everything
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  Speaker 6: to line up right. Man, I'm waiting on the perfect
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  Speaker 6: time to get Hey, can I tell you something. If
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  Speaker 6: I was waiting on the perfect time, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 6: hardly any of the things that I've become. And one
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  Speaker 6: of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 6: have married Marjorie if I was waiting on the perfect time,
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  Speaker 6: because I had gone through what I thought was enough
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  Speaker 6: misery to cover my entire lifetime. And so when I
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  Speaker 6: was first divorced, I just said, man, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 6: five six years before I do this again. I said it.
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  Speaker 6: Two years later I was married. But guess what, man,
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  Speaker 6: it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't have my ducks,
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  Speaker 6: all my ducks lined up in It was still some
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  Speaker 6: things I needed to clean up. I even told her,
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  Speaker 6: it's some things I want to clean up out of
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  Speaker 6: my life before you know it's it's I want I
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  Speaker 6: want to make sure I got all the stars that
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  Speaker 6: lined up, you know, I want to I want to
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  Speaker 6: wait until all the ducks are in a row. I
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  Speaker 6: was waiting on the perfect time. And if I had
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  Speaker 6: not stopped, and Marjorie and I had set out and
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  Speaker 6: said to each other, there'll be no perfect time. And
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  Speaker 6: then she said, I'll go through with you whatever you're
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  Speaker 6: going through.
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  Speaker 1: That was it.
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  Speaker 6: I took a chance. The ducks were not lined up
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  Speaker 6: in a row. I had a lot of baggage in
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  Speaker 6: my life, man, I wanted to try to clear up.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to do some things financially different. I wanted
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  Speaker 6: to just get rid of some residue I had in
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  Speaker 6: my life. She said, no, we'll do it together, because
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  Speaker 6: it ain't no perfect time. And guess what it was.
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  Speaker 6: So if you're out there waiting on the perfect time
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  Speaker 6: to do something, it may not come. There is no
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  Speaker 6: such thing as waiting on the perfect time. I've said
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  Speaker 6: this one hundred times, and here comes one oh one.
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  Speaker 6: The road to success is always under construction. You ain't
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  Speaker 6: finna go out there and there ain't no barrels on
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  Speaker 6: the road. You're not going out there and not running
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  Speaker 6: to detours signs. You're not going out there without seeing
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  Speaker 6: the me and working sign to get off.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going out there to see it.
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  Speaker 6: So guess what, stop waiting on the stars are gonna Man,
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  Speaker 6: this is the perfect time to do it now. If
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  Speaker 6: you're waiting on the perfect time, that could be one.
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  Speaker 1: Of your biggest problems. You're still waiting.
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  Speaker 6: You have got to move and you've got to move
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  Speaker 6: on it, and you've got to make a decision to
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  Speaker 6: go now. God will get you through everything necessary for
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  Speaker 6: you to get through. But you can't quit though. See
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  Speaker 6: there's a part. You can't quit just because the road
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  Speaker 6: you're on is under construction. You can't get off at
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  Speaker 6: the exit because you're tired of all the bump of
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  Speaker 6: the bumper traffic.
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  Speaker 1: It's that way.
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  Speaker 6: Get you some God, like I said, get you some God,
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  Speaker 6: and go on and go see what your life can
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  Speaker 6: be like. So stop waiting on the perfect time, stop
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  Speaker 6: waiting on the stars to align themselves. You got to
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  Speaker 6: move and you got to move on it. Get you
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  Speaker 6: some God, apply some faith, and get started. And remember
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  Speaker 6: when you get out there, coming towards your goal, the
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  Speaker 6: road to construct, the road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 6: If it was easy, everybody would be it. Stop expecting
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  Speaker 6: it to be easy. Come on out here, get up
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  Speaker 6: in this thing. It's funky out here. Yeah I got
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  Speaker 6: all that. It's hard out here, yeah I got all that.
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  Speaker 6: But what you want to do, man, huh, what you
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  Speaker 6: want to do? You're gonna push your chips up to
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  Speaker 6: the window. It ain't time for that. You still got time,
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  Speaker 6: you still got a chance. There's always hope, there's always God.
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  Speaker 6: That's my conversation today.
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  Speaker 9: Nest, This right here is delivering your truck cat dog
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  Speaker 9: it you would?
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  Speaker 10: Hello? Hello? Is this U? Let's see what I got
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  Speaker 10: here on my paperwork? Is this the Wilkins resident?
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  Speaker 11: This is Wilkins.
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to come by and drop the vehicle on
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  Speaker 10: for you guys.
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  Speaker 12: I'm so hard.
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  Speaker 11: You must have the wrong number.
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  Speaker 10: What I got is I've already loaded up the vehicle.
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  Speaker 10: Evidently just got in here to the dealership this morning.
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  Speaker 10: I just put it on the truck. I should be
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  Speaker 10: at your guys place, probably somewhere around one one thirty.
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  Speaker 10: Is somebody gonna be.
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  Speaker 8: There, sir?
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  Speaker 11: I think you have the wrong drift.
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  Speaker 12: We didn't.
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  Speaker 11: We don't have a vehicle and we didn't order a vehicle,
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  Speaker 11: so I think you might have gotten the paperwork.
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  Speaker 12: Mixed up or something.
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  Speaker 10: No, I don't have any paperwork mixed up here. This
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  Speaker 10: is Wilkins right.
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  Speaker 11: Well, this is missus Wilkins. I mean that's my husband, right.
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  Speaker 10: See, I got a g L five fifty s u
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  Speaker 10: V Mercedes Benz for that on the truck.
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  Speaker 12: We didn't, we didn't.
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  Speaker 11: We didn't order a car. He didn't. We didn't order
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  Speaker 11: a car. So I don't think Wait, let me what
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  Speaker 11: address are you delivering it to?
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  Speaker 10: I got some notes here says this is a special delivery.
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  Speaker 10: Please put bowl on top of it. It's a Christmas
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  Speaker 10: present and we're going to West Timberlake, West tember Lake.
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  Speaker 11: No, that's that's that's not our address. Are you sure
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  Speaker 11: it's for a delivery for Wilkins.
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  Speaker 10: Well, let's say purchased by mister Wilkins. Oh, it would
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  Speaker 10: go going to Sandra, going to home. Sandra.
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  Speaker 11: Sondra is his ex wife. I am his current wife.
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  Speaker 11: So you're telling me that he orders a car for
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  Speaker 11: her for Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: Uh? This car here is things been paid in full.
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  Speaker 11: He bought her a car.
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  Speaker 10: Are you saying there's no Sondra there. Man, what's you
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  Speaker 10: telling me?
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  Speaker 11: I am telling you that it sounds to me if
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  Speaker 11: he bought a car for his ex wife. That's how said.
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  Speaker 11: And you said, this is Sondra, Sondra. What's that address
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  Speaker 11: you didn't give me that? Give me that address one
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  Speaker 11: more time.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, wait wait a minute.
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  Speaker 10: I'll tell you what. Let me try to call this
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  Speaker 10: other numbers. I'll do that.
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  Speaker 11: No, don't call any other that. What I need you
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  Speaker 11: to do is bring the car to my house. I'm
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  Speaker 11: gonna fix this. He bought her a car. You bring
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  Speaker 11: the car to my house and I'm gonna handle it
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  Speaker 11: from here.
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  Speaker 10: Well, ma'am, i'm supposed to take this over the off
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  Speaker 10: of Timberlake. I'm supposed to take it out there.
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  Speaker 11: Man, if Timer Lake, you're gonna bring that to my
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  Speaker 11: house and we gonna deal with it. Wikey, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: get Charles on the phone.
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  Speaker 12: We're gonna get so.
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  Speaker 11: Up here and we gonna handle this right now. So
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  Speaker 11: you bring the call over here. What's your name.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Pumkins, ma'am. I'm just a car. I'm just got
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  Speaker 10: I delivered these vehicles all all day long.
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  Speaker 11: Then you gonna go ahead and deliver it right over here.
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  Speaker 11: Bring it over to my house. Now, I'm gonna call her,
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  Speaker 11: get her over here. I'm gonna get him. But we're
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  Speaker 11: gonna see white hell he does about her a car?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, I mean, I don't mean arm is any
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  Speaker 10: possibility that maybe she just she deserves it and he
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  Speaker 10: wanted to give it.
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  Speaker 11: To it because she's the ex wife? Did you miss
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  Speaker 11: the point that I say, I'm his current wife. If
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  Speaker 11: he's gonna be buying any type of car, the car
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  Speaker 11: should have been for me. It shouldn't be for her.
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  Speaker 11: I'm the one cooking, cleaning iron and all this kind
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  Speaker 11: of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: But he's gonna buy high car.
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  Speaker 8: Wait, wait a minute, what time will you be here
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  Speaker 8: with the car?
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  Speaker 10: Well, I got mamo behind dress. I got I'm supposed
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  Speaker 10: to let deliver it off of West Temberlake. I'm not
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  Speaker 10: supposed to come nowhere else.
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  Speaker 11: That's to Western Bank. You're gonna bring it to my house.
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  Speaker 11: That's what you're gonna do. You're gonna bring that car.
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  Speaker 11: It's it's but you're gonna bring it to my house.
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  Speaker 11: And that's where it's gonna be delivered to. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: fix it.
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  Speaker 8: You know what, ma'am.
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  Speaker 10: Madam, I want to pretty much stay out of this thing.
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  Speaker 10: All I want to do is deliver this thing off
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  Speaker 10: Temper Lake.
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  Speaker 12: I think I think I created a.
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  Speaker 10: Problem that that probably wasn't even gonna be a problem.
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  Speaker 11: You already up. I just I need to know a
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  Speaker 11: couple of Thames way. When did he body car? He
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  Speaker 11: told me? When that's what he told me when didybody
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  Speaker 11: the car?
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  Speaker 10: This car was purchased about but right at a month ago,
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  Speaker 10: but it just got delivered in last night.
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  Speaker 11: Also was a special quarter cart.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, well, I mean it's five fifty. It's the biggest
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  Speaker 10: shuv they got.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, issues it?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 10: Uh uh?
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  Speaker 11: Now wait when he came in? Did you did you
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  Speaker 11: see him when he came in the back call with
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  Speaker 11: you with somebody?
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  Speaker 8: Was you?
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  Speaker 10: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 10: I don't work inside inside the dealship, ma'am. I just
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  Speaker 10: drive the cars and deliver them.
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  Speaker 1: How much?
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  Speaker 12: How much is the car?
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  Speaker 11: How much was a car right here on the sisters.
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  Speaker 10: Ninety eight, right at right at ninety nine thousand dollars
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  Speaker 10: ninety eight. I don't know how have you charged it
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  Speaker 10: or whatever, but it's what you said it was paid
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  Speaker 10: him for.
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  Speaker 11: So you mean to tell me this fool that bought
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  Speaker 11: a car for his ex wife and paid him full
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  Speaker 11: of thousand dollars back. I mean, I really want you
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  Speaker 11: to try to explain that, tommu.
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  Speaker 12: Is that what you're saying, ma'am?
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  Speaker 10: You you asking me to explain some stuff that seems
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  Speaker 10: like he needs to be explaining. Tell you.
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  Speaker 11: It's to have the information that I need. You know,
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  Speaker 11: I'm trying to see this out right here because when
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  Speaker 11: he gets home its own and popping up and here.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, now what's this right here? This is the You've
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  Speaker 10: got a personalized license plate?
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  Speaker 11: What's what you say? What you say?
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  Speaker 10: There's a personalized license plate here, but I guess they'll
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  Speaker 10: put those on when I get there there and decide
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  Speaker 10: the vehicle.
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  Speaker 11: Personalized license plates like so you have to like special
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  Speaker 11: order those, right, I'm a human.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: It's got love X on here. What you say, uh
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: l u v X so love AX or love act.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: You know, couldn't get myself together. This is how people
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: get their killed. I'm gonnach a case dealing with it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: You know what brandan car of my house? That's what
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: you do? You bring the car over here? You understand, ma'am.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Brand I'm supposed to take this to the Timberlake off Timberlake,
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: to take the car to.
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: Bring that to my house right now. Anybody gonna be
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: driving a new car, it's gonna be me. I can't
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: believe that bout it. Do you have my dress?
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: I got Apple Forest, that's my dress.
• 20:28
  Speaker 11: You're bringing that call over here, and you bring it
• 20:31
  Speaker 11: here right now. I need to be your next delivery
• 20:33
  Speaker 11: because I'm gonna get on this song and I'm gonna
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: figure out what is going on over here. I can't
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: believe he bought this scept for a car.
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: Flown down here and I got one more toody?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: What what?
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: What?
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: What's the other note?
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: It says Vernetta.
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: Yes, I'm Brenetda Okay.
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: It says Brnetta. This is nephew Timmy. You've just been
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  Speaker 10: pranced by your husband Wilkins, but now it is a
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  Speaker 10: husband got.
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: Killed. It was going to be, Oh my god, I'm
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• 21:18
  Speaker 10: Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing, baby, What
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  Speaker 11: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I've been in this radio game quite a while,
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  Speaker 5: time for the Chief Love Officer, the CLO Steve Harvey
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: to answer your love questions. Here we go from Sandra
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest brother. It's twenty four
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: and he lives with me. He had a long term girlfriend,
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: but she recently broke up with him because I won't
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: allow her new puppy inside my house. My brother said
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: it's their dog together, so he should help care for
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: the dog.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I told him.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: It's a firm no, and he said I'm ruining his life.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: I think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I should bend my rules now?
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I think it's a damn dog just ruin your life.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: dog is your sister's house. She lives dead. She paid
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: a rish, she bought that. She let you live with her.
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: You didn't Ooh this girl is now she want a puppy, Well,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: she can't handle She get a puppy when she get
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: her own place. You can't bring no puppy in a
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: woman's house. Saw in the carpet that propably gotta get
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: party tracked. Anybody saidn't do that?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: You matter? Put your brother out? What at why? Laymen? Wait?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Why don't they take their twenty four year old grown
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: ass somewhere to get their own apartment and they ain't
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: have all the puppies they won't.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: No, you ruined in my life. You're stupid boy.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, Now she done broke up with you because wait
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: a minue hold, dump, lady, it's not you that has
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: the problems.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: He didne has problems.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: A woman then broke up with you because you won't
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: let her bring a puppy in her sister house in
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: your sister house, so she broke up with you.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong chick though. Next question Shirley all Right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Moving on. Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says, I gave
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: my husband a Hall pass because I had two surgeries
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: back to back and he was so sweta to me
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: while I was healing.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: That was a year ago.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: My best friend found out in the streets about his fling,
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: and without talking to me first, she confronted my husband
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: and tried to fight him. I don't want her in
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: my personal business, but she's in it now, and how
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: should I explain this to her?
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: See, I tell y'all all the time, when you see
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: a man somewhere, you find out something about a man
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: that ain't your business. Now, she'd have confronted this man
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: about fooling around on her girlfriend when her girlfriend and
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: gave him a Hall pass.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Because he was so kind to her did surgery.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: If you could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: gear men passes, I'd have given times I been kind
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: and better not going here talking about no damn Hall pass.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, better not bring it up, every lady. Why do
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you pass our hall passes for kindness?
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: What is?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Oh you were kind to me, you get a hall path?
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: What poy you?
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: No?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: Now your girlfriend is simple, don't I don't know what
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: you should say to her except this is not your business,
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: but she in it. Now do you want to tell
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: her how stupid you were by awarding him a hall pass?
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: That you said it was okay? And I'm gonna tell
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: you something else. She ain't keeping it to herself. She's
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: telling other people. And your husband didn't have.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: To watch his step because his wife gave him permission. Yep. Facts.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: It's not her business, but it ain't no woman's business.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: Because I would want to.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Know, well, now here you go. Now, I'll tell you what.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Let's let the women tell him what to do, because
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: y'all always talking about I would to know. I would
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: tell her, well, now she's trying to whoop her husband's
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: as what would you do, Sherley?
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: It's not my business. I wouldn't do anything, I honest
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: to God, I wouldn't.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Do a thing. This is that business is a bold face.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: No, it's not in this particular situation. I wouldn't do anything.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on in their house.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: Mm hmm.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, Carlin, what would you do? Tell them try to
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: fight the husband? Carla my best friend, my best friend. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: so Shirley, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: I would.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not in this. I'm really not in this.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: I'm not in this.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: So if your husband this happened, but your husband wouldn't
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: want to know from.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, No, I would kill him. But I'm asking
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you if I found out, do you want your girlfriend
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to tell you?
• 26:55
  Speaker 13: No?
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Uh uh, that's the contrary to everything you've ever said
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: in every Strawberry.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: People want to know.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: There's no changing on this ship.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: No you don't. You stayed that damn same on this show.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: We're not interchanging on this show. You ride or die
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: up here.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Your bestie, your best and my best friend just got married.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: I'm not in their marriage. No, Okay, if you see
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: her husband cheating, you ain't gonna say nothing.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: What.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: I ain't mad at the answer. I like Chirley's answer,
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: but that's not what she's ever said.
• 27:37
  Speaker 13: And I've always said that I would say something just
• 27:41
  Speaker 13: like I just said, I'd probably be all in it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: I'm not in in this one with a hap.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Well but yeah, surely, But Shirley, you don't know about
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: the hall past all.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: You know that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: have time for nobody.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Yes, I don't have done.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: strange looking position. I'm not going ahead tell this man
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: this said, Well, you know, isn't it a weird you know,
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: it looked like something was going on. But I could,
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: but I already knew if I went to tell him
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: that he was going to jail. I already knew that
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: if I tell this food.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Case, like I said, it depends on who it is.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Best friend. Now, that's that's like my sister to me
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: for me, all right?
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says, my boyfriend has a
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: habit of sending several women a good morning text before
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: he starts his day. He does it freely and doesn't
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: think it's a problem. I think it's the first step
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: in cheating and I'm jealous? Am I overthinking it? Or
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: is this cheating? Come on?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I just wor what are y'all doing nowadays?
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: What?
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: What?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What relationships y'all go? What y'all allowing up in here?
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: What is these new rules that you can text three
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: women in the morning wish them good morning?
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: What?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know who can do that?
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Shirley text me every single day, Shirley Strawberry. She texts
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: me scriptures every morning. I asked, Shirley, I said, Shirley,
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: do me a favor. Text me a scripture every morning.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Shirley text me a scripture every single morning. I was
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: on vacation and didn't quite see the name Shirley, cause
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: Shirley's text comes with a strawberry next to her name.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And a heart. I deleted it for safety purposes because
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I was blurried and I didn't know what said. Shirley
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: looked like Sheila, and I didn't need it. I don't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: know what the heart and all right, thank you, Seelo
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: coming on me. I am the script right after this.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: Yo.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: This is Jamie Fox, This is Kim Whitley.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: You already know what it is, Maag your mat Chico Beanie,
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: you are now listening to the Steve Hobby Morning Shows.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Hi guys, here's a question, what product or what brand
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: reminds you of your childhood home?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Here's an email from Tea from New Orleans. It says, hey,
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: morning crew. Every time I see the Quaker oatmeal the box,
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I think of my mom's house when I was a kid.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: She always had a box of it on top of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: our refrigerator.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: When I go to visit my pop's house, he always
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: had a box of frosted Flakes.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Cereal in his pantry.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: In fact, he probably does right now, what brand or
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: product did your childhood home always have in stock?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I got a bunch of I knew it ready for me,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Like what Steve? You go first? Comic comment?
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Okay and green assh can or Comet with the peel
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: off top with the eight holes in the top and
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: washed all your sinks in your bathtub out? But let
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: us sit on, let us sit for a minute. Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: they change the colors.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Tell your number.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Ain't open up refrigerator while seeing an open box of
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: arm and Hamil Baker So yes up.
• 31:31
  Speaker 14: Yes, yes, yest me keep taking you back stove that
• 31:42
  Speaker 14: maxwell or folder's coffee can with the grease city.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's real things.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Memory in the in the bathroom, criss toothpaste, you were
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: crash speaker.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: We weren't really crushing. Yeah, yeah, we had that too.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: We was whatever was on sale. People, you talk, okay,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: can jump in here and say this though paste though
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: ultra bright. I thought that was just the greatest thing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: Go ahead. If if we ran out of that two paste,
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: then we go to that friends with that bacon soda
• 32:24
  Speaker 9: wood and go in there and get you there and
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: that and I.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Actually brushed my teeth better with bacon.
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: Hello.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: How about this tide laundry detergent tide tied had to
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: have some time ivory.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Powder to that? Ain't that nickquid? That's washing powder? We
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: had that, right, fam and oction that's a lot in
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the big blue box is damn fast. But did you
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: have ivory soap though? Did you have ivory soap to
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: take your bath?
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: Die?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: We had ivory soap, yeah, were it floated in the
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: water ivory? Yeah?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go in.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: The bathroom and up underneath that can. It's a little
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: red crank can. Got some grease in it called raw crown.
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: All your scalp with that right there.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I got my hair.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: We're in the bathroom. We're in the bathroom.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we're in the bathroots single ply.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: You had to be careful wiping yourself with that down.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many times I misjudged it
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: and push my frangle.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we got it. We got that singlet. My
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: daddy loved that. Boy, you get a thousand sheets?
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, wait, do y'all remember aim.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: A two pastes?
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, st.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was strike lean. Uhuh, I got one Okay,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: go ahead.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: That bottle that hung on the back of the door
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: looked like a hot water bottle with a tube on
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: it and a spring of Boy, me and my nephew
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: got the ass whooping our life. One time, we feel
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: that my mama had went on and we found it
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: on the back of the door.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We'd always wonder what it was.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: So we put water in it, and we found out
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: that it's that the water squeezed through the little holes
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: on that white tail.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: So were chasing each other around the house. Each other, Okay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Then he filled up the.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Bag and it was my time to had it and
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: then you have it under his arm. My mama came
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: in that. My mama said, it's all this vinegar in here.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Now we didn't even know.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell. She said,
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: what is all this vinegar I smell in this house?
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: We talking about? Oh that ain't us cool? We were
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: squirting water? Uh, we set there.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: My mama got to do in the math and went
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: back in there and touched that hot water bottle, put
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: the holes on it, and boy, we got our ask.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: And then so we didn't even know why we got beat.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: And then my brother was talking to it, so what
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: it was, didn't hey?
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let me ask you, said, Steve, what is she
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: and on in that grab mama's how water bottle for
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: the baby?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Said no, we was playing water good with it. He said, boy,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: you know what that is right there here? I don't
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: know what it is? He said, that's a lady bag.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And then I said, I don't.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: What what what?
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Because I have a clueless what you mean it's a
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: lady's bag, that's a douche bag.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Still I'm clueless. Boy.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: When my damn brother told me what that bag was,
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: fuming at the shower. Then you man, I'm shooting water
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: in my mouth. I was full glass.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I got the bag under.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: My arm, mouth wide over there.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: That's when I.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Said, that's when I first found out. I said, where
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: that water a little tangy in there? Oh my god,
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: cause you know, because you know they had a special
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: solution they put in there, and you put vinegar in
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: it too, And that's that I had no idea.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
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  Speaker 1: when we left off, you were telling.
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  Speaker 6: We used to talking about conversation. But that's all a
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  Speaker 6: man got. He doesn't compare to.
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  Speaker 1: Late absolutely none and don't ever know that again, well for.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Us, don't yes close call us all.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: We got two centimatals.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I need me and we can stop some of this.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Some center meetings is all I need to hit some
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: of this brush off. You never been sitting up there?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: You ever been sitting up there sweating so bad? You
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: have you ever reached over and told a shower curtain down?
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Go see a doctor.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about all the railing brand that I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you what be happening this.
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  Speaker 5: All study because you supposed to be helping Tommy by
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  Speaker 5: gifts for his wife.
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  Speaker 6: We're not.
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  Speaker 1: We were just talking about one last one thought.
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  Speaker 1: Catalog and you have a toe catalog in half. That's suppression.
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  Speaker 6: That's suppression, that's strip that's stripped a whole catalog half.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, I'm seriously go see a doctor, you guys.
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  Speaker 5: All Right, So Steve, here's a here's the funny stories.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said.
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  Speaker 5: That he heard someone call an old car a galoppe,
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  Speaker 5: and he said he knew right away that that guy
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  Speaker 5: was old. So I got to ask you. I got
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  Speaker 5: to ask Tommy and Jr. What are some of your
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: favorite old person words or phrases? Things you've been hearing
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  Speaker 5: all your lives? You know that old people say, like
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  Speaker 5: jeloppe for instance.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: Actually, when Steve called somebody on drugs a junkie.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 8: My favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. So you're comfortable with that, Steve.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I was talking to my brother the day, my brother saying, man,
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• 42:02
  Speaker 1: My brother still saying that, what about your junior.
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  Speaker 5: When old people say, these old players, they say, what
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  Speaker 5: if I had your head?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I cut mine off?
• 42:15
  Speaker 15: They got that from they all say it, though man
• 42:19
  Speaker 15: had why cut mine off?
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you another one right here, y'all want some
• 42:23
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• 42:27
  Speaker 5: I want a coin, red hot water coin.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's oldest hell or hot water?
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: You you like?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You like red eye gravy? Y'all still doing?
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: That's your favorite? Old people sayings are phrases mean.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Between me and you and the fifth host.
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• 43:00
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• 43:04
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• 43:06
  Speaker 15: the goat for that offense. What they're saying that what
• 43:09
  Speaker 15: they say it against you? They said, look at it
• 43:11
  Speaker 15: looking at me like a new calf looking at a
• 43:12
  Speaker 15: new gate. I said, where can you get that from?
• 43:14
  Speaker 15: I've never heard that one.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: The new gate.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: He's down in Brentdom, Texas. I'm mean, go down there there,
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: said that's it, and I can just go down from
• 43:26
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been the hell in jail. They both
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, you've been the hell in jail.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna change something now. I'm gonna tell you something.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Don't nothing, no nothing, be the hoghead cheese. You're gonna
• 43:51
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• 43:56
  Speaker 6: can't even say that. My children have no idea what
• 44:00
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• 44:04
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• 44:06
  Speaker 5: That's the classest way to raise your blood pressure.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: My children have never had that. My children have never
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: had chip lips. Never for what, well, they've never been parle.
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• 44:20
  Speaker 5: When the old people say one of the hand, be
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  Speaker 13: That means?
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Better go with what you've got. You don't gonna mess
• 44:26
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  Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to rach uh Ritchie Richie. How you doing?
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  Speaker 8: You the drummer for the for the band it's saying,
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  Speaker 8: it's saying, all right, and you also the guy that
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  Speaker 10: Correct? Correct? Correct?
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  Speaker 8: All right, all right, we want to book you guys
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  Speaker 8: all right, February sixteen. That's yeah. I mean my name
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, we're letta tell you what. We're gonna go through
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: a little check minus list here. Make sure we're on
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: the same page, and we got everything's gonna be good
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  Speaker 8: that night. But I hate you guys. You got I'll
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  Speaker 8: don't you.
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  Speaker 12: I appreciate that, we know that we're the best out there.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's all good.
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  Speaker 12: Chun's all good, chums perfect.
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  Speaker 16: All right, Now let's talk about money, because that's always
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  Speaker 8: Now, you guys sounds good. Uh, you guys are supposed
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: to be what by for? Thirty five hundred? For one?
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  Speaker 8: I understand?
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  Speaker 10: Correct?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: How many how many hours do I get you to
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: thirty five hundred?
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  Speaker 12: So what time we start that?
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  Speaker 10: We're gonna start that.
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  Speaker 16: We're gonna start seven prove seven thirty, you know, get that,
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  Speaker 16: get that thing jumping off about seven thirty.
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  Speaker 8: I think that's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, we could play till like I guess put out
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  Speaker 12: ten o'clock, seven thirty ten.
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  Speaker 8: I don't correct. Yeah, I'm gonna pay you something. They
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  Speaker 8: not gonna get going good till about ten. So I'm
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  Speaker 8: gonna say I'm gonna say this to you right now.
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  Speaker 8: You think you guys could.
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  Speaker 16: Probably go to midnight maybe twelve thirty if I if
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  Speaker 16: I make that thing a nice five thousand dollars, sounds.
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  Speaker 9: Good to me.
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  Speaker 8: We could definitely work with that. You can work with
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: that yeah, yeah, we'll accommodate.
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  Speaker 12: It's gonna be an awesome party.
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  Speaker 11: We're gonna we're gonna branfft.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, we got that out of the way. I'll tell
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  Speaker 8: you what I think. The mainy thing that we haven't
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  Speaker 8: gone over is we haven't gone over the songs. And
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  Speaker 8: that's what's that's what's gonna be important for this showdown.
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  Speaker 8: Now you you now you got a fin and a pant.
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  Speaker 8: You can write this down.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I write it down, all right?
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  Speaker 8: Down, Give me a second, go ahead, go ahead? Did
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  Speaker 8: I just want to be clear. You guys, when you go,
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  Speaker 8: when you guys go do gigs, you do have people
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  Speaker 8: that want certain uh songs right or wrong? Yeah?
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: Usually yeah, if you got a request, definitely let us
• 49:23
  Speaker 12: know we could commodate.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, well here we go, uh, here we go.
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  Speaker 8: I got I got some that we gotta make sure
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: this is gonna be doing the hide of the party.
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  Speaker 8: Here we go. Okay, Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks, right,
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  Speaker 8: Tennessee whiskey.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: That's Chris Staple, you know that.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, My tiny fart. That's Jason all Dean.
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  Speaker 10: Hold off for a second.
• 49:50
  Speaker 12: Is that country music?
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: That country that's that's that's that's everything. We gonna do everything.
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  Speaker 8: We gotta do that that's gonna becau.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, bro, I gotta tell you right now, man, R
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  Speaker 12: and B that's our specialty.
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: Did you not know that? You know what I'm saying
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: when we play an R and B. He did not
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: know that?
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: All I know is you guys come high, recommend they
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: tell me you guys can say anything in the world.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: All I know is I won't get that gun country.
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: I want to that gun country.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Music going on, right, I know that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 12: But you know our specialty is an R and B.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: That's our specialty. You know what I'm saying.
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: It's it's not like we're trained monkeys where we could
• 50:31
  Speaker 12: just learn something new.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: Last mint like that. You know what I'm saying, Let's
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: let's get let's get one, let's get one thing. Understand
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: you're the person that's said monkey, I ain't sick.
• 50:43
  Speaker 10: But I'm just no.
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: And you know that we're an R and B band.
• 50:50
  Speaker 12: That's our big thing. That's what we promote ourselves as.
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: Let me something riche something not you not on the
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: main the five thounsand knowledge that you and I have
• 51:03
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• 51:05
  Speaker 12: I don't like being disrespected though, you know what I'm saying.
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: And no, no, nobody is disrespecting you at. You're just off.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: We're an R and D bad.
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  Speaker 10: We don't the country, you.
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  Speaker 12: Know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 8: Hang on here, Richie, you got something against French of music.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: I have no problem with country music.
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  Speaker 12: It's just that we have a full horn section, which
• 51:22
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• 51:25
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm said, We play R and D.
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: It's not our genre.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, I got I got what year used
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  Speaker 8: to doing. But if I don't hear uh, let me
• 51:37
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• 52:03
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• 52:05
  Speaker 12: Mean he maybe he should have told you explicitly what
• 52:07
  Speaker 12: we do and what we play.
• 52:08
  Speaker 16: You know what I'm saying, I have you ever met
• 52:11
  Speaker 16: even out in my life and I'm playing prolem playing Guardbrooks,
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  Speaker 8: Lady, Ay, you don't sit here and tell me you
• 52:23
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• 52:27
  Speaker 8: get on the stage and sing these songs that we
• 52:30
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• 52:32
  Speaker 10: Everybody know what.
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  Speaker 12: I don't care about your stupid party. You know what
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• 52:37
  Speaker 8: You came to us to play music, and then we
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• 52:44
  Speaker 8: I feel like I feel like we had a stand off.
• 52:47
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  Speaker 12: Let me let me talk to my band, all right,
• 52:54
  Speaker 12: because this is going this is going unnecessary too far.
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  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 12: Maybe we could make it work.
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  Speaker 8: Let me let me ask you something is dry the
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  Speaker 5: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
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  Speaker 5: It is Strawberry Letter. Subject my wife made sure my
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  Speaker 5: son hates me. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm going to jump
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  Speaker 5: right on end. I cheated on my wife two years
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  Speaker 5: ago with a woman that constantly threatened to call my
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: wife when she didn't get what she wanted. This one
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: on two years until I ran out of money and
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: decided to end the affair. This woman called my wife
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: a few days later. I was out cutting the yard
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: when my wife when when she called my house and
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: my wife answered, I walked in and my wife was
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: on the speakerphone listening to my side chick, with my
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: son sitting there listening to every everything. He was twelve
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: years old at the time, and I made him leave
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: the room, but he had already heard enough. My relationship
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: with him was ruined after that day. My home life
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: was terrible too, so I moved out. After my wife's
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: served me with divorce papers. We are in the process
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: of discussing who will get custody of our son, and
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen him in months. His mother has brainwatched
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: him to think I'm a no good cheater and liar.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: She has him in the middle of grown folks business,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: and when we talk, she's always on speakerphone so my
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: son can hear all of the conversation. She sends me
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: text messages with our son on the text thread, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: she's usually calling me names and cursing me out. She's
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: brought up all kinds of things that have happened in
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: our marriage, and my son doesn't need to know all
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: of that. I'm dying to see him, so I sent
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: him a text asking him to have dinner with me
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: one day. Soon he sent me the most disrespectful reply
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: a child could send a father. I wanted to go
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: snatch him up real quick, but I can't. This is
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: not the boy I raised. He needs his father back
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: in his life. How can I reverse all of this brainwashing?
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Please advise?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you're going to be able
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: to do that. And I have to say this.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Everything in this letter is just terrible. Everything in this letter,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, you cheat it for the lamest excuse ever.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, in the history of cheating. Just say you
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: cheated or wanted to cheat. Cheating because this woman was
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: gonna call your wife if you didn't cheat with her
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: is about the stupidest thing ever, I mean.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And then you cheated with her.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: For two years.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: She scared you for two years. Okay, that's just dumb.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: You know you should have told your wife about the
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: threats when they started, and then call the woman's bluff
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: and not cheat it since she ended up calling your
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: wife anyway, you know. I Also, this is what I
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: don't hear in this letter. I don't hear any remorse
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: from you. I hear no remorse from you about what
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: she did. I mean, did you.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Try to fix it, did you try to apologize? Did
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: you try anything?
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Anything. I mean, And of course your wife wanted to
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: hurt you, and she knows your son is a way
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: to get at you.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, what she did is beyond wrong. What she
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: did is beyond wrong.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: There's no way your son should have been in the middle,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: as you say, grown folks business.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: If she needed an ally, she could have talked to
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: another adult.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: You know, she tainted the boy now, made herself look
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: like a victim, and yeah, made you hate him, made
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: your son hate you and disrespect you. I'm not blaming
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: your wife. I'm not blaming her for anything. This is
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: your fault.
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: This is you.
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: And of course your son doesn't want to see his
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: mom hurt and going through because of you. People get
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: divorced every day and parents do get joint custody of
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: a kid. So hopefully during the divorce that'll work itself out.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: But yeah, you, sir, created all of this because of
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: your cheating. Now the family's broken. But you got to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: get to your son some kind of way. You gotta
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: apologize to him. You gotta do something. You got to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: talk to your son and not say anything bad about
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: his mom like you tried to, you know, allude to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: in the letter. None of that I don't agree with
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: anything she's done either. And your son is already damaged
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: by what she did, you know, letting him hear everything.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: So you got to get to a counselor you got
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: to talk to him, a therapist, a pastor, Jesus, someone
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: to heal this relationship. Hopefully, like I said, the divorce,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: when you get that, when you get custody, you know,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: he can begin to understand that you do love him.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Boom, Steve.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: See, I don't think this is a letter at all
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: about reconciliation. I don't think it is at all. The
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: man came right on when he said, I'm gonna just
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: jump right on it. I cheated on my wife two
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: years ago. He already noticed his fault.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 9: He hit that.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, he know this is his fault with
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: the woman who constantly threatened to call my wife when
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: she didn't get what she wanted. See, now that's not
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: a threat. If you don't stay with me, I'm gonna
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: call your wife. It could be anything she wanted, because
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: he said, like he was buying her stuff, getting her stuff,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: probably helping her, you know, with the bills and all
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: this hit and when she don't give something she won't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: her way or him to come over at a certain time,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: then I'm gonna threaten to call your wife. This went
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: on for two years, and this is the killer part,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: he says, until I read out of money and decided
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: to end the affair. See, this affair was based around
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: the money he was giving the mistress. So when the
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: mistress couldn't get what she won't and with threat, i'll
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: need this, you need to buy me that.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: This shit threatened to call the wife. He kept it
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: going for two years.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: He liked the little sideline stuff, but it was costing
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: him too much, so then he decided to end the affair.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: What was should he didn't have to do any of this.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just he was cheating with the woman.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: He was buying the stuff she wanted more when he
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: didn't have the money to give or once she threatened
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: to call him.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: He tried to keep it until he ran out of money.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: I said, what is that, We'll come back with pertue
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: of your response. Girl at twenty three minutes after you
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  Speaker 5: me got.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Trog and straightened her, let her and her out come
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: on back.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: You straightened him out.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: He needs to sing you out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: My ex wife made sure my son hates me is
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: the subject will be back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 5: Let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject my ex wife
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: made my son hate me?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: All right, man writes a letter that said he gonna
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: jump right on it. She did on his wife two
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: years ago. He admitted that he know he wrong with
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: the woman that constantly threatened to call my wife when
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: she didn't get what she wanted. That could be I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: want you to come over now. That could be I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: want a new dress. That could be I want you
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: to fix my car. That could be I need help
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: with these bills. It could be anything she wanted but
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: she would threaten to call a wife. Now, he tried
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 6: to keep it up, and he said. This went on
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: for two years until I ran out of money. And
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: I said, man, now I got to end this affair
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: because that affair he was in, it might have been sexual,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: but it was tied to money.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Sugar. Daddy ran out of sugar. He just daddy now,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: So that's what happened.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: I was out cutting the yard when she called my
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: house and my wife's answered walked in white from the
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: speaker phone, listening to my side.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Chick, he know he's wrong.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: My son was sitting there listening to everything. He was
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: twelve years old at the time, and I made him
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: leave the room, but he had already heard enough. My
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: relationship with him was ruined after that day. My home
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: life was terrible too, so I moved out after my
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: wife served me with divorce payments.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So this isn't about a reconciliation. It's over. He caused it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: His fault. Fam hit the problem.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: We are in the process of discussion who will get
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: custody of our sons? Dog, you not getting custody. You
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: can get joint custody. You know you might get knocked
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: down to visitation. But you're not getting cussed. You can
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: stop this argument right now. I haven't seen him in months.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: His mother has brainwashed him to think I'm a no
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: good cheetah and liar. She has him in the middle
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: of grown folks business, and when we talk, she's always
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: on speakerphone, so my son can hear all of the conversation.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Sureley and I both agree she's wrong for this.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you yet to head sends me text
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: messages with our son on the text thread. Oh she wrong, man,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: But I'm gonna tell you why she's doing this too,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: calling your names and cussing me out. She's brought up
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: all kinds of things that happened and I marriage my
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: son don't need it and all that. I'm dying to
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: see him. So when I send him a text ask
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: him to have dinner with me one day soon, he
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: sent me the most disrespectful reply a child could send
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: a father. I want to go snatch him up real quick,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: but I can't. This is not the boy I raise.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: He needs his father back in his life. How can
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: I reverse all the brain washing Keyser's eye. Well, see,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: here's the deal. She has accomplished.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: What she wanted to do. But here's the problem. She won,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: but he lost. Not you have lost. Her son has lost.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Because see, not only does she not have a husband,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: but now she got her son thinking he ain't got
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: a father. And it don't have to be because here's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: my opinion in this whole thing. When your husband doesn't
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: prove to be a great husband, it doesn't mean that
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: he's not a good father.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: Those are two different roles.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: Completely, And when I say that, I'm meaning that the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: two roles can be separated and each can be performed
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: extremely well.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You can be a great husband and never have any children.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You can be a great father, but you don't necessarily
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: make you a great husband.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: So the man is not a great husban got that,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: But that don't mean he ain't a great father. But
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: as a scorn woman or man, tying the two together
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: only hurts the child.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: The child is crushed. Oh you whipping the father's behind us.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: But do you know that you know in the long
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: run that man is still a man no matter what
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: you say about him. But you are hindering your son's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: development into man, because the one person that can teach
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: him how to be a man, you've discredited.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Him because he wasn't a good husband. See, y'all just
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't it for each other.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: For whatever the reason was, he wrong for cheating one
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: hundred percent, one hundred percent. But because he's not a
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: good husband, don't make him not a good father. So
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: now you've brainwashed and hating his own.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: Father and you win.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But guess what your child loses. Y'all got to stop that.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: This dog.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: If you are out there, you have to stop that.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: If you're in the process of using your child as
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: a pond and your divorce or your relationship, you have
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: to stop that.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I am speaking from experience. You have to stop that.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: It's not for you to do this to this boy,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: because I have news for you. One day, this boy's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: gonna grow up and he gonna know the truth. And
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: as this boy grows up, this boy is gonna make
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: mistakes of his own and he's gonna start to understand
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: the mistakes happen in life.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: But because he wasn't a great husband to you, don't.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Mean that he wasn't a great father to this boy.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: And you're doing nothing but damaging the boy. And they
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: tell you all the time. Listen, I don't let my
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: children hear me say, say nothing about their mother's dispatage nothing.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: Oh I could, but I don't now them. On the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: other hand, oh, they done me, done me like like
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: a damn book. Well guess what. At the end, the
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: truth comes out hanging there. I support the man in this.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Matter, that support the child.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: All right, Well, wow, okay, Well we'll continue this conversation
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: when we come back.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: My ex wife made sure my son hates me.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Steve and I agree on that that that is definitely wrong,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: and we have some personal experiences to talk about when
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: we come back.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: We all do right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 5: this this strawberry letter was was interesting. My ex wife
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: made sure my son hates me, you know, I mean,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: we can relate to it. We can relate to it.
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  Speaker 1: We've both been divorced on the show. You know, full disclosure.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: My first marriage didn't go well, didn't end well, but
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: we had a beautiful child out of that relationship. And
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: you know, I'm not ashamed to admit that I was
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: very bitter. I was very, very bitter when we broke up.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: You know, you get to a dark place sometimes you're angry,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: you're bitter.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: And you know, I was on the radio.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: I was on the radio in LA. A lot of
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: people who listened during that time probably well hopefully they
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: don't remember.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: It was so long ago, but yeah, I used to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: bad man. I used to really bat moth.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: My ex husband on the air constantly, because you know,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: something would happen that it would remind me or you know,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: trigger me or something like that, and I just go in,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: you know, or say one thing he had, call him
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: a deadbeat dad or whatever whatever, and just not a
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: good look.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: So when you look back, you look back from now,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: what do you think.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was horrible. I mean I had to stop myself.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: You know, you grow, you change, people change, they do.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: I had to forgive him that. It started with that forgiveness,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: because forgiveness is not for the other person. We talk
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: about that a lot on this show. Forgiveness is for you.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Once I forgave him, then I could start to heal.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: And I stopped, and I apologized on the air. I
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: apologized to him for saying that because we had a child,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: I never wanted her to grow up. And you know
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: have people saying, well, your mom used to do this
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  Speaker 5: talk about your I never wanted.
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  Speaker 1: That, so you know mine they feel that way. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 5: You're too much of a gentleman.
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  Speaker 10: To do that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I would never talk about my sons and daughter's
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  Speaker 6: muggs in a disparaging way publicly.
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  Speaker 5: I would never do that.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 6: I had my comments on whil in my own personal
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  Speaker 6: life because I'm human, but never on the air.
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  Speaker 1: Because I taught my sons. I raised my sons to.
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  Speaker 6: Honor their mothers like I was raised to honor mind
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  Speaker 6: and to defend her at all costs. I can't they
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  Speaker 6: can't see me talking about it. Then I asked them
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  Speaker 6: not to honor them, but you know my Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: my ex went on a complete and total smear campaign
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  Speaker 6: out of out of her anger and scoring for years.
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  Speaker 1: I understand, for years. I mean just attack, attack, attack, attack.
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  Speaker 1: You're still entering. Yeah, and you know, I thank god
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  Speaker 1: I had Margie, you know, a strong woman who knew me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Well, we all know Thanksgiving is next week, and after
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  Speaker 5: the Turkey dinner, after everyone's eaten and their waistbands of
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  Speaker 5: extra stretched to the limit, Well, it's time for your
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  Speaker 5: Thanksgiving guests to go home, right. Well, unfortunately, you know,
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  Speaker 5: everybody's not ready to just leave. You know, they don't
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  Speaker 5: gotta ask you, guys, tactics do you use to kick
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  Speaker 5: them out? You know, we don't want you to be
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  Speaker 9: probably the wife beata and draws that that's a good sign.
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  Speaker 9: Walk around, scratchet. Yeah, junior, junie, what you got. I'm
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  Speaker 9: telling you this is what I do. First thing, I
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  Speaker 9: just get him out the house.
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  Speaker 15: I'll call the police and tell him there's a lot
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  Speaker 15: of latering going around in my house.
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  Speaker 5: There's why the later happening. People just around here. I
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  Speaker 5: need them out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: They pulled up five palls deep. Black people start leading
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  Speaker 15: he's police cars.
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  Speaker 1: They gone.
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  Speaker 6: I do just about halftime of the football game. This
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  Speaker 6: is my favorite mosk. Yeah, oh lord, yeah, I got more.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes I got the more. Sometimes I just start passing
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  Speaker 6: our sheets, illumining them falls.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make your plates, wrapping.
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  Speaker 5: Up one sheet per person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just start putting that food away. You know they
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  Speaker 1: gets the message.
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  Speaker 9: You can just start tongue kissing your spouse right there
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  Speaker 9: in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I think they'll get the picture right there. I think
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  Speaker 1: you'll finally getting.
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  Speaker 8: I throw up.
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  Speaker 15: Ain't Mary's green than cancel roll? Ain't nobody ate it?
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  Speaker 15: People start to leave it. They don't want a piece
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  Speaker 15: of that one.
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  Speaker 1: What of my keys out?
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  Speaker 5: They'll get out of there. They gotta eat the green bean, cancelro.
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  Speaker 5: Don't nobody eat it?
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  Speaker 1: Why is marriage cancero?
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  Speaker 9: U touched?
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  Speaker 4: I gotta.
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  Speaker 6: Get my little mouse loose. Just head across the floor.
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  Speaker 6: You want to clear a room with black people out
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  Speaker 6: let a mouse loose?
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  Speaker 5: Show?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not what I do.
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  Speaker 8: I know this.
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  Speaker 15: You know the people that wasn't invited with you usually
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 15: to convicts, I invite them to say food that folks
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  Speaker 15: when they show up, everybody started leaving because.
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  Speaker 1: You want to get ribbed.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know if you get held a gun point,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: don't care if your family members.
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  Speaker 1: They gonna come. That's child time, time time, extreme.
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  Speaker 5: People out the house or what.
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  Speaker 6: But JUDI, that ain't bad because I've done two things
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  Speaker 6: similar to that. I've had a crackhead cousin of mine
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: just steal a car to the football band start you know,
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  Speaker 6: because then you say you know because they get like
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  Speaker 6: that around here when it's dog I have to get
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  Speaker 6: my car out of here.
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  Speaker 10: Here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want some to stay to watch the game.
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  Speaker 6: When't get dark, Well, let's get my card here for
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  Speaker 6: get dark.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh you can let your dog out now your
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  Speaker 9: because most black people can't handles the dog.
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  Speaker 6: Let the dog out with the food. Yeah, he run
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  Speaker 6: around Smith sniff and everybody. It was one last one
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  Speaker 6: for me was set up. This was my all time favorite.
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  Speaker 6: I go downstairs and cut the pole off.
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  Speaker 1: A little extreme. Yeah, I like that blacky ain't no
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  Speaker 1: TV and it's cold, we said, not being rude. That's
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  Speaker 1: not rude. That ain't rude. Off, go down that they
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  Speaker 1: don't know it's me.
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  Speaker 5: Then you go back upstairs up like you didn't even
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  Speaker 5: know what.
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  Speaker 6: I get work upstairs and it's getting dark. I do
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  Speaker 6: a while it's still light with everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Is supposed to you know we're talking about Steve Harvey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I want to say, I'll go outside, I'll ship degenerate
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