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Michael Blackson, JRAP, 877-29-STEVE, Halloween Costume and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all after all, so.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them black million bus boy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 6: To show.
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  Speaker 7: I don't, Joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 2: Have you got to do that?
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I have to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Mouth turn A word of the mony upo, look, come.
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  Speaker 5: Come out your.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 3: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. Man. God been good to me. Man,
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  Speaker 2: he been so good to me. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And and you know why I say it like that.
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  Speaker 3: What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
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  Speaker 3: of myself. I mean, you know what I mean by that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I mean that he's been good to me
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  Speaker 3: in spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
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  Speaker 3: foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
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  Speaker 3: but knowingly got myself involved with, all of the stupid
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  Speaker 3: decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
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  Speaker 3: he's still been good to me. Bring it all and
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  Speaker 3: put it on the plate, and he's still be good
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing man, And I'm sure there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people that can say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, man, I got you.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't famous, I got ain't nobody, got no microphone in
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  Speaker 3: your face, I got nobody, ain't got no spotlight on you.
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  Speaker 3: I got nobody, ain't got no camera in your face.
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  Speaker 3: I got nobody. Probably ain't nobody blogging about you. But
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  Speaker 3: let me tell you something. If you break it down
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  Speaker 3: and be real about it, Oh you done done something
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  Speaker 3: outside the box. You done done something ladies included. You've
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  Speaker 3: done something out the box. You woke up and went
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  Speaker 3: what did I do that for?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? We've all done it.
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  Speaker 3: So with all that said and done, God still loves you, man,
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  Speaker 3: God still loves you, still wants the best for you,
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  Speaker 3: still considers.
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  Speaker 5: You his child.
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  Speaker 2: And it's willing. It's willing man to show you your future.
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  Speaker 2: He is willing to show you your life. He is
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  Speaker 2: willing to let you take a peek at the blueprint.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 3: That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
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  Speaker 3: you know. Today, Man, I want to encourage brothers out there.
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  Speaker 3: And when I say brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
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  Speaker 3: of the male species. I don't care about your color.
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  Speaker 3: I really really don't. I don't even have time for
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  Speaker 3: that in my day. Matter of fact, Sometimes when you
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  Speaker 3: get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
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  Speaker 3: want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
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  Speaker 3: I just want to wake up some days and just
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  Speaker 3: going by my business and do me. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to have to deal with it.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody.
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  Speaker 3: I get tired of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna
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  Speaker 3: make them go away, But sometimes I get tired. So
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  Speaker 3: to day, I'm talking to brothers, all the brothers of
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  Speaker 3: the male species. I'm talking about men today. Man, if
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  Speaker 3: you ain't doing it all, if you're feeling empty, man,
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  Speaker 3: start today completing your process and your journey. And you
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying by that, if there's a part
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  Speaker 3: of you just missing as a man, and now, man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking to you. So you know, some ladies listening,
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  Speaker 3: but you know what I'm talking about. It's some part
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  Speaker 3: of you that's missing as a man, if you ain't
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  Speaker 3: really been in touch with your kids like you're supposed
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  Speaker 3: to now for whatever the reason is. And please know,
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  Speaker 3: I do understand how sometimes women can use children as pawns.
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  Speaker 3: It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I've been through it. I've been through it, man, I
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  Speaker 2: know what it feels like, man, to wanna do something.
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  Speaker 2: But because you.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't got this, or you ain't doing this, then I
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  Speaker 3: ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta fight through, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: you got to fight through. You got to fulfill your
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  Speaker 3: end of the deal. And I got how difficult they
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  Speaker 3: making it. I got how Man, it's gonna come with
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  Speaker 3: some drama, but you gotta fight through it. Because man,
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  Speaker 3: we need fathers to be fathers. That's really what we need.
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  Speaker 3: If you're a man out there and you are a
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  Speaker 3: father of a child, we need you do your job.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about our community, our situation, us as a people,
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  Speaker 3: all of us. We need you to be a father period.
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  Speaker 3: Hey man, I ain't coming down on you. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: your boy. I'm your man. And I've been in the
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  Speaker 3: same predicament, in the same hole myself, where I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: get to them, where they were used as pawns where
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  Speaker 3: they were told things about me that wasn't even true.
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  Speaker 2: I've been through it. You can't see them, you don't
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  Speaker 2: come up. Okay, okay, I got all that. You ain't
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  Speaker 2: sent this. You ain't okay, Hey got all that.
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  Speaker 3: If you can call them sometimes, tell them you thinking
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  Speaker 3: about them, tell them you love them. If you can
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  Speaker 3: get a letter to them, if you can get a
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  Speaker 3: message to your children through one of your relatives, start
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  Speaker 3: the process today.
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  Speaker 2: Be a father. It's your job.
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  Speaker 3: Because you ignoring him, or you acting like they ain't
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  Speaker 3: over there, or you thee backed them out of your mind.
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  Speaker 2: Because the situation got too difficult. I got that.
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  Speaker 3: I got that, But you got to step up and
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  Speaker 3: be fathers. You got to write a letter. You gotta
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  Speaker 3: send the money. If she talking about it. If you
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  Speaker 3: don't send all the money, you ain't gonna see them.
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  Speaker 3: Send what you got if she if taking it over
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  Speaker 3: there is too much drama, send it through a relative,
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  Speaker 3: give it to a mama, give it to her sister,
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  Speaker 3: ask her to take it over there and do something
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  Speaker 3: for the baby.
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  Speaker 2: Because okay, okay, you can't deal with the drama.
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  Speaker 3: I got that, and I know it's much to pay
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  Speaker 3: when you have to deal with that, because I clearly
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  Speaker 3: I know hell have no fury like.
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  Speaker 2: A woman's going. Please know. I know that, Please know.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a real statement. That ain't no saying, Steve
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  Speaker 3: got that's the truth. But do what you gotta do.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a
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  Speaker 3: long way to your children. Just say, look, because I've
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  Speaker 3: made this apology before. Hey man, look I'm sorry I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't there for you. I was out grinding and hustling
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  Speaker 3: and I wasn't paying attention to you and I should
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  Speaker 3: have been. And I apologize now. I imagine, man, there's
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  Speaker 3: days where you was telling people I was your father
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  Speaker 3: up at the school and they wasn't believing you. I
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  Speaker 3: apologize for sending you through that. But now, ma'am, I
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  Speaker 3: tell you what. I made some mistakes, and I got
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  Speaker 3: it together. I want me and you to move forward
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  Speaker 3: as father and son. I want me and you to
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  Speaker 3: move forward as father and daughter. I want to be
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  Speaker 3: in your life now. I ain't got a lot, but
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  Speaker 3: guess what, I know a lot because if you a
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  Speaker 3: man and you a father, please know, you know something
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  Speaker 3: that child don't know. You have information, you have experience.
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  Speaker 3: That's all they need sometimes to have somebody to talk to.
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  Speaker 3: That daughter yours just needs to know from her daddy,
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  Speaker 3: how should a man treat me?
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  Speaker 8: Dad?
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  Speaker 3: What should I look for in a man? See, they'll
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  Speaker 3: take that information from you because they know it coming
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  Speaker 3: from the right place. And then you know that your
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  Speaker 3: son needs you because you know how difficult it is
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  Speaker 3: if you're trying to be a man without your daddy.
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  Speaker 3: You already know how funky that is, right there. So
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  Speaker 3: come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
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  Speaker 3: Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
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  Speaker 3: on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
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  Speaker 3: note up to the school.
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  Speaker 2: Do something.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 3: If those of us that are fathers would just be fathers,
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  Speaker 3: I could shut the entering camp down.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: I will say, I apologize because I don't want you
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  Speaker 3: to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
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  Speaker 3: through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: reminding you. This is our job. These are our children,
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  Speaker 3: this is our responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: We are men. There is no excuses. You don't get
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  Speaker 2: you don't get cut a brake on that one.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have your undivided attention.
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  Speaker 3: The voice you were listening to is that of the
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  Speaker 3: one and only Steve Harvey. I made a happy the
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  Speaker 3: same my entire name. Once I got into the business
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  Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty five. After I completed a set, I
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  Speaker 3: would always go, my name is Steve Harvey and walk
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  Speaker 3: off that way. I would always embed and ingrain in
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  Speaker 3: the customer's mind that the person you just saw. Except
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  Speaker 3: when I had a bad show, I always said my
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  Speaker 3: name is Steve Harvey. When I had a bad show,
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  Speaker 3: I just walked off and hope they forget my name
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  Speaker 3: and never remember the night because I was going to
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  Speaker 3: the hotel room to rethink my existence. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 3: A short fun biographic moment with Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 3: known as kill a Wong, Kill a Wong Space and
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  Speaker 3: the legend that is Nephew Tarby Junior.
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  Speaker 2: I need some help, uncle, Yeah, what's on you might
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  Speaker 2: hand man? You have something?
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  Speaker 9: You know what I mean when people come and see
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  Speaker 9: you may need something from your unk. I just don't
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  Speaker 9: know how they stay here all the time. They ask
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  Speaker 9: you for something, you give it to him, and they
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  Speaker 9: stay here.
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  Speaker 2: How do you get him to leave?
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  Speaker 3: Mister Harvey, See, I'd have some money under the porch
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  Speaker 3: in the front of the house. See it, lott have
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  Speaker 3: a little can, you know, with a few hundred and
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  Speaker 3: the coffee can up under the steps or something up
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  Speaker 3: under the porch.
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  Speaker 2: And when they come over to the house, you just say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 2: I got it, I got it for you.
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  Speaker 3: Come on out here and let him see you crawl
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  Speaker 3: under the porch to get the money and give it
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  Speaker 3: to him so he ain't got to come in the house.
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  Speaker 2: Once they get in the house, they.
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  Speaker 3: Pull out chairs and start leaning back and drawing with
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  Speaker 3: their fingers on your kitchen table, and you know, crying
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  Speaker 3: and need a napkin.
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  Speaker 2: They want to go to the bathroom, and man, what's
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  Speaker 2: that I smell?
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  Speaker 6: It's food?
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  Speaker 2: The hell you thinking that? You don't want to get
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  Speaker 2: into that?
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  Speaker 3: You got to get these people out your house and
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  Speaker 3: use your hand on their lord back to keep them
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  Speaker 3: guided towards the door.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let them, Junior, if you let them sit down
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  Speaker 2: in that kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Y refrigerated door gonna be open and he gonna be
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  Speaker 3: in there looking at all long face.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: What is that orange juice in there? Looks like yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But what is you looking in the refrigerator for?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 2: I show like pickles, just random, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Then they say something like that man, man, man, that's
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  Speaker 3: my favorite pickle right there, and may you won't something?
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  Speaker 2: Oh y'all, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Now your stuff. See because people when they begging dog,
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  Speaker 3: they do it real slick.
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  Speaker 2: Man. I know your wife can cook, man, I smell something.
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  Speaker 3: What is that?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: My wife and you was big. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I went out to my nephew's house one time in
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  Speaker 3: ball five dollars. He called my Mommy said, I ain't
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  Speaker 3: never seen Steve like this. He just walked to my
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  Speaker 3: house and asked for five dollars. All right, right here,
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  Speaker 3: you call my mama, just give me the damn five dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephews.
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  Speaker 1: He runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show, Listen up this man, Steve Harvey right here.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back what you got for his neph Your check
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  Speaker 1: bounce at the church?
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  Speaker 10: Uh huh the check bounce, let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to reach your Monica system.
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  Speaker 2: Monica. Please, this is brother Deshaun.
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  Speaker 10: I'm calling actually I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.
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  Speaker 7: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you I
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  Speaker 2: know you paid your ties? Okay? Now you paid a
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  Speaker 2: love offering as well?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I do?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now this past son, and there I'm looking at a.
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  Speaker 7: Check that you left us with the bank, right right,
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  Speaker 7: I sure did. I wrote a check sunday.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Now the check ma'am, was two hundred and fifty dollars?
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  Speaker 10: Am I correct? Right? Right?
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  Speaker 7: I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering. Right,
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  Speaker 7: I wrote one for two to fifty.
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  Speaker 9: For the Love offer.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, now what is this called regarding why are you
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  Speaker 7: calling me?
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  Speaker 10: Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
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  Speaker 10: hate to be a very bad news, but your your
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  Speaker 10: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
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  Speaker 7: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
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  Speaker 7: two hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Your check bounced.
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  Speaker 10: So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
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  Speaker 10: two fifty as well as you know you you cost
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  Speaker 10: us thirty dollars in bank fees.
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  Speaker 7: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
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  Speaker 7: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
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  Speaker 2: I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
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  Speaker 2: All I know is the one that the Love Offering
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  Speaker 2: has bounced.
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  Speaker 7: Well, did you put me in at the same time?
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  Speaker 7: Because I wrote them at the same time.
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  Speaker 10: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
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  Speaker 10: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
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  Speaker 10: them in for the last two three years. The problem
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  Speaker 10: is why would people write the.
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  Speaker 7: What is your name?
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  Speaker 2: Brother, Deshaun?
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  Speaker 7: And you was at his Sunday? I was.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
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  Speaker 10: The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.
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  Speaker 10: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to
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  Speaker 10: the checks.
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  Speaker 7: Knowing that they're gonna bomb these checks. There's a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people righte good, well not write bad check? One clear?
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  Speaker 7: Why the other one didn't clear?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
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  Speaker 2: to clear.
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 10: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
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  Speaker 10: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
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  Speaker 10: people write these.
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  Speaker 7: Plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.
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  Speaker 7: I don't write no rubber checks.
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  Speaker 10: Well you wrote one on Sunday and that's the problem.
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  Speaker 10: How you gonna try to give a look?
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  Speaker 7: Use wait a minute, I think you got to me
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  Speaker 7: be confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks.
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  Speaker 7: You done wrote that to be nice to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be nice to you. Win them. Can
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  Speaker 2: we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
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  Speaker 7: So we wait thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That's the bank fees, ma'am for the doll go on
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  Speaker 2: check bouncing.
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  Speaker 7: My check didn't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and
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  Speaker 7: if my check clear, you gonna pay me thirty dollars
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  Speaker 7: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
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  Speaker 7: fifty dollar check bounce. I don't write no.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you write check?
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  Speaker 10: You want to sit up in the church and write
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  Speaker 10: these big number checks when you know you ain't got
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  Speaker 10: it in the bank.
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  Speaker 7: What did you say?
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  Speaker 10: I said, why would you write these checks when the
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  Speaker 10: money ain't in Now, let me.
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  Speaker 7: Tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks.
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  Speaker 7: And you got a lotors calling me telling me my
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  Speaker 7: check bounce.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Your check is the one that has bounced.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: you pay them since you got all the money, And
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: don't call me with this again.
• 17:43
  Speaker 11: Hello, don't you hang up on me?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: No, Mom, when are we gonna get this two fifty
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: and this thirty dollars?
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: Somebody from the church, to my eye, rode a bad check.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: I'll write no, you didn't write a bad check. I
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: didn't write no bad jest. Why are you calling me?
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: Why treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure is
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: bus I ain't ever know the deacon.
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Call nobody by no bad check?
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: Yo is full of.
• 18:09
  Speaker 12: Thank you?
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: You got the money I ain't got.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Who in the hell is that in the background?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Who is that that of mine?
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Who it is?
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: We both go to the same church, and you gonna
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: call me to my eye rode a bad check?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: You don't you call me no more?
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: And if the check bad you paid? Okay?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Pastor know you talking like this?
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Do Pastor know you calling me? Can you ask for that?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Look?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and eighty
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: dollars is what we're looking for from you?
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: I wrote a check for two fifty and way not
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: get to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it?
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: You put two fifty in there? It pounds thirty dollars cost.
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: That's on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can the
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: church expect they money?
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: Never not no to eighty? You will never get to eighty.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: You're gonna make me come by your and my check?
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: Then, ain't I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: come by your house and get this money?
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Bring it on, bring it, bring yet?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: What is the address on this check check. I got
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: it off the check.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: I bet you you'll be limping.
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: Back and I'm watching you. You better not be spending
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: no money, no where. You better not spend nothing until.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: I get this to fifty whatever. I want to know.
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: You know what I am.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: And you don't call me no more with this because
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: my check did not bounce. I don't see how one
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: check went through and the other bounce.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Let me say this to you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: We cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: Lord no more until you are not Don't you come
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: in a Sunday until.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Weekends coming up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna make
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: sure I find your because you the person I want
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: to see you. And you know what, I'm gonna call
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: the pastor right now and ask him because I don't
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: believe my check bounce.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You fuller, Let me say this before you call pastor.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: I got no I'm a call pastor. No, you should
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You done
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: upset me with this talking about I bounced a check
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: you should have went to passed before you called me.
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: With I tall pastor one I get, but I got
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: one more thing to say before I leave.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: But you listening, what do you have to say to me?
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: What do you have to say now that you're gonna
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: pay the check?
• 20:12
  Speaker 10: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: What did you say?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Baby?
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: This is.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: What did you say?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I say?
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: This is Nephew tim Me. Baby from the Steve Harvey
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna beat that. He just left here flying out
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: the door in her She didn't.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you one more thing though, baby? What
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: is the baddest radio show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: In the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: That ship right there?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Tell a check for the church throwback, Tell a check.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think I did it yesterday.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: Make sure I thank everybody that came out and hung
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: out with me in Birmingham, Alabama at the Star Dome
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: to my man Bruce, thank you, thank you, thank you, sir.
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: We had a good weekend, and uh see you in
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: another couple of years. I guess, thank you, Ham, I.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Ham, thank you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Nephew. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: our chief Love officers. You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour and entertainment news
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Okay. First there was Carl Lewis Okay singing the
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: national anthem. Now and this is still trending. We have
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: flavor flames viral national anthem performance as a Milwaukee Bucks game.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Not kid you not, We'll hear it in just a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: few Kim Kardashian Skims becomes the official underwear partner of
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the NBA and w n B A. Plus we'll talk
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: about Halloween costumes. That's all coming up, but right now
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: it is time to ask the CLO. Our Chief Love Officer,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building and ready for you, Renee
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: and Poughkeepsie. Renee Rites, I'm forty four years old and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I've been doing online dating, sometimes having two dates. Tonight,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: my eighteen year old son said, I'm doing too much,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: but I want to be married by the age fifty.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Is it bad to be open with my son about
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: my dating experiences.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, it is. He just told me you're doing too much,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: You're embarrassing. You're embarrassing, and I want to be married.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: About fifty, so you know what the Bible says. The
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Bible says when a man finded the wife, he find
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: it the good thing. You ain't ever seen a woman
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: go out to get a husband and came back with one.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a truth. I've yet to meet a
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: woman that says I'm going out here and find me
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: a husband and went out there and found it. I
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: ain't met her yet. So and you might want to
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: be married by time you fifty, that's cool. But if
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: the man don't guess what, you ain't getting mad not
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: to him.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So she's just doing online dating. I mean, she's got
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to put herself out there so they can't find her.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I ain't got no problem with that. You're absolutely correct.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: But the problem is sharing this information with your son. Listen, eighteen,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: he got feeling. He watched it all, you go out
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: with all these men. He know what's up. He eighteen,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: He know what he wants. I'm mama, gonna sit your
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: hands down.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Somewhere, all right. Moving on to Marlon and Helena, Marlon says,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I have three small dogs, and my girlfriend wants a
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: dog for Christmas. I told her we don't need another one.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Another dog and she called me selfish? Should I buy
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: her a dog and postpone a moving in together because
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not living with four dogs?
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: What should I do?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute? Who has three dogs?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: He already has three?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: The lady who wrote the letter has three?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: What's one more?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: So now her friend wants one dog.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: The man she wants one dog. He has three.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: She wants one.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, that'll make four?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has three dogs? Who wrote the letter?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Confused?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: He did?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: He did?
• 24:30
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: The guy wrote the letter? He got three dogs? His
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: girlfriend to move in with him. She want one dog?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they don't move together yet, they haven't moved.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: She wants to move in, but she wants she wants
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: one dog? Then living with four dogs?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the difference?
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: One more?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: You got three dogs, you get the chick and the
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: chick come with a dog. Bro, you finna have four
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: dogs or no chick? Now what you want to do?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of dogs.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I understand that, yes it is, but he ain't living
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: with four dogs. Okay, Well, if you ain't gonna be
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: living with four dogs or the chick, some people just dogs, see,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: but you can have dogs but she can't. Mm hmm
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: see that. See how that don't sound right? Bro, Let
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: the girl have a dog. You know, one of them
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: dogs gonna die.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: You'll be down.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I knew it.
• 25:36
  Speaker 14: I knew he could just let it go.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I took a dog.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: No dogs die like people die, and they die quicker too.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Just get her the dog. And one of the dogs
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: is gonna pass. You can say, pass.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Big dogs, natch the little dog. Next thing you know, he.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Ain't breathing the little dogs.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, does she want a big dog, because she won't know.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: She just want a dog.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: She just wants a dog.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Stop saying the dog's gonna die.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: And the damn dog. Just at the damn dog.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Dog.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Quit worrying about it. We're gonna have four dogs.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Moving on, Just moving on to Orando.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: What is your old ass got three little dolls for?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: And what did you do with them three little ass dollars?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: You know those real big guys always had those a
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: little bitty dogs.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: We moved on to Jewel in Orlando. Jewel says my
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: husband and I got on the back seat of his
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: car and it was got caught on the back seat
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: of his car, and it was a security guard. Not
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a cop. He asked for our IDs and I showed
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: him mine, but my husband refused. Uh, he sped off
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: and the security guard still has my ID. What's going
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to happen?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: What did you give you? And your default? He has
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: security guard?
• 27:06
  Speaker 15: She said it.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Not a cop. No, I ain't got a security guard.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Don't get nothing from me none, that's all he got.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: He know his role?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: What's going on over? He got no authought, he can't
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: rest nobody, He can't cough me. He ain't got no taser.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: He got a gun, bro, What.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Do you want your ass away from my car?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: She better cancel everything and get some new ideas to.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Set up here, and gave a security guard your dash.
• 27:39
  Speaker 14: Your address?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, this is terrible. She sounds like
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: she panicks. Huh yeah, yeah yeah. So what's gonna happen?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? That's what she wants to know.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: He wants her to come down there in the daylight,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: identify herself. That's all. I'm the naked lady. I know.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Use all in that back. So you your room?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Last one? Last one? Clo Chanelle and Dalton says, I'm
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: a twenty nine year old gospel singer, and I booked
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: a gig at a local lounge, so I put flyers
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: on my cars at church, flyers on the cars at
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my church. A few of the members wrote notes on
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the back of my flyer and put it on my
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: windshield to tell me that singing at a nightclub is Unchristian, like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it for the extra money. Is it wrong
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to sing at a nightclub?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Your gospel singer and you singing down at the club.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: You know technically they're gonna say it's wrong. But church
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: don't pay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: The extra money.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: She said, They always want you to bless them. Why
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: did you advertise at the church though she wanted to
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: become Now they all passing judgment of notes singing at
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: the that's un christian like, but all of them do
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: unchristian like stuff. You just went out now on your
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: day off, like I think that Christians. This is just
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: my belief. You don't have to share this. I think
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: that Christians should.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Have days off.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Christian Yeah, it work, it's work, all right, any time
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: off from your job.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I got to take time.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: It is not easy. You got that right, all right?
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Clo coming up at the top of the hour, We'll
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: You're listening Morning show?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: What public enemy hip hop legend Flavor Flames, who is
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: sixty four years old, by the way, get this Steve
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: saying the national anthem at the Milwaukee Bucks versus Atlanta
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Hawks game this past Saturday night. The moment went viral.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. Here's Gay proove.
• 30:20
  Speaker 16: To the NNE.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: That off flast was still day.
• 30:32
  Speaker 16: Oh say, does bed stove spacegle Spade.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: With all the land, the free and the bread of
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: the pre uh the bread.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You want to hand down? You want to stand at
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: the end.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I got to see them. I got to see the video.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: The boy's breathing, it's the breathing that was kidney familiar faful.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: He did that though, and then he didn't.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Indeed, when he said why did he open it to
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: he said hou, Yeah, instead.
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: Of for them.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Here's a question, though, who's better.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: The dunce to the dunce?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: And but you know what, the reason they let him
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: do it because Flavor was really really trying.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was into it too.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: But can anybody send me the video please? I think
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: it was better than Carl Lewis not Oh, yes, it was, Yes,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: it was Junior. Junior. He was way better than Calway.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Better cars.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: We have it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 14: Let me get to get it back, right, let me
• 32:36
  Speaker 14: get it back.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, no, you're talking about You're talking about
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Carl Lewis's version was better in terms of comedy.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: That's what you mean.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh is that what you mean?
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I had to follow Junior, you know.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: And plus that girl that called in on Junior's behalf.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: She won't be understanding Junior sometimes.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: You, hey man, he didn't reverse order to joke. You
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: know you do that when you're young. Sometimes he reverse
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: ordered to joke.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know that singing the national anthem for flavor.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Flav was on his bucket list. He wanted to do that,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: so he said it was fun. He said it was
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a long time bucket list item, and it was fun
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: because you know the of the social media, what the
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: reaction was mixed on social media. So he said, whatever
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I did it, it was fun.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The players, so he had Oh yeah, the players.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: I saw the.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Way he had on.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: This Milwaukee's books.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Jersey is something players stand in all the.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Floats, but they.
• 33:54
  Speaker 10: Can you she.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Of this current cars.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: For the line the free Yeah, Carl was worthy. You
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: don't understand that. Carl Lewis first I saw it. The
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: basketball players, man, man, let me tell you so.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I was right there with them. We was hollering, except
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't have no tie like the players had to
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: put in their mouths for the Carl Lewis, Oh, I
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: let it go. That's greatest national anthem I've ever heard.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Because when you talk about one of the greatest sprinters
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: of all time, I mean, after after you sain Boat,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: the greatest sprinter is Carl Lewis. Now, I've never seen
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: anybody run prettier than Carl Lewis. His stride, He's got
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: the prettiest stride I've ever seen on a human being
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: running track. I've never seen nobody look prettier in him running.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Well, let's give it up.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: The flame flag ole fly.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I just need a video, please.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Smaller. He's rocking something smaller now, dark glasses.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: He held clock sixty four.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: All right, and other entertainment news. Speaking of the NBA,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: many of the country's best basketball players will now wear
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: skims under their jerseys. The shapewear company, co founded by
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian is now Get this Guy's the official underwear
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: of the NBA, the w NBA, and USA Basketball. Kim
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: announced her partnership on social media by posting a photo
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: of her holding a basketball with the caption introducing the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Skims in NBA partnership. Kim was also released a statement
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: saying quote, I am incredibly proud of Skim's partnership with
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the NBA as it is a reflection of Skim's growing
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: influence on culture. Together, Skims and the NBA will connect
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: people of all backgrounds through fashion, sports, and talent, and
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I look forward to seeing the partnership thrive. So congratulation Star,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah can't. Yes, she's been criticized for not having any talent,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: but she's got something going on. You real, all right,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you're smart? Yes, she is coming up in twenty minutes
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Oh, it's Halloween and guess what that means.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Junior has a Halloween poem coming up next. You're listening
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Morning show, Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween, Steve. It's a special day. Yeah,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: special poem.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Ji Junior got a poem. I don't need a dragging
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: this out now, you know what I got it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: It's Halloween. No, no, I know you got it for us.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I just don't nobody want it though.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: We wanted Junior.
• 37:10
  Speaker 14: I want see you don't believe.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: Right now, I'm gonna tell you something I found out
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: something about Halloween. Didn't nobody know it's gonna be cold tonight.
• 37:18
  Speaker 9: Oh so now this pawm is called a Halloween poem.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But it's cold.
• 37:24
  Speaker 12: Here we go.
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: Halloween is here, but it's cold outside and you're talking
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: about eating candy with your mouth. Wife, Who the hell
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: is coming out when it possibly be an arctic glass?
• 37:35
  Speaker 14: Not me, not my Arthrighters, but my old lass. I
• 37:41
  Speaker 14: wouldn't take my kids trick or treating.
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: You're talking about taking candy from a stranger.
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: Have y'all ever heard about stranger danger? We're on the street.
• 37:50
  Speaker 14: Even the ghosts have been talking. They said they ain't coming.
• 37:53
  Speaker 9: Out because this hawk is hawking, so breaking, So break
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: to your kids. They ain't gonna be trick or tree.
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: You get an old constume in some Christians candy from
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: last year, and that'll be all you're gonna be eating.
• 38:08
  Speaker 14: The end boom.
• 38:11
  Speaker 12: Scared U.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids? What see y'all?
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: Try?
• 38:22
  Speaker 14: Ain't nobody think about the weather I did.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I'll never use the word arctic in him like art.
• 38:29
  Speaker 14: I ain't never heard Arctic blasts in the poor?
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: Put it in there.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: You're creative. First of all, I want to.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Think my mama.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: You're thinking your mama.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: For the undattackating for what for the talent?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: For the talent?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: So you think that was skilled right there?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 38:50
  Speaker 14: Have you ever heard arctic blasts of the poor?
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: No?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: But I like in the middle where it just didn't
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: try to rhyme at all.
• 38:57
  Speaker 14: That's the next level of poetry.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: You have to everything.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: You can't ribe everything.
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: But but I said no, no, no, no, Sure at
• 39:05
  Speaker 14: the end I said boom, Yeah, I know I would
• 39:08
  Speaker 14: say that.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that when you said the end.
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: I didn't put that boo in there.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: But head, oh, you're.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Proud of yourself, junior high.
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: Let me tell you something.
• 39:19
  Speaker 9: It's gonna be forty eight tonight for everybody trigger treat
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: And I thought about the weather.
• 39:23
  Speaker 14: Can you imagine being a ghost and it's four eight degree?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: You'll be scared when I don't think you got nothing
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: to do with that ghost. His whole poem is about
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the sircle sale. That's what that is.
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: You know what, right, I can't go out there.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you right now? I have so many thumb with
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: draws on right now.
• 39:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but did you hear what I said? The Hawks
• 39:51
  Speaker 14: gonna be hawking hawking?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I heard you. I heard you hear that? All
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: right there?
• 39:58
  Speaker 14: Halloween everybody?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna check Steve's voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it is time now to check Steve's voicemail. If you'd
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: like to leave a message for Steve, you can call
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: him yourself at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve eight
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, you might just hear your
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: call on the air. Are you ready, Steve?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Remember last week we received a voicemail from a man
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: who said that after ending a relationship with his ex,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: she seems like she's getting blessed all the time. You
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: gave him advice about envy. Well, this caller disagrees with
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: your view. Take a listen.
• 40:41
  Speaker 12: You know, this message just with Steve Harvey himself, and
• 40:44
  Speaker 12: I really hope that it gets to Steve Man. Listen,
• 40:47
  Speaker 12: I've been watching you for a long time on TV,
• 40:49
  Speaker 12: listening to you on the radio for a while, and
• 40:51
  Speaker 12: I really like you, man, And I never thought that
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: I would be calling into a radio station, but I
• 40:56
  Speaker 12: had to, man, because I heard you make a statement
• 40:58
  Speaker 12: on the radio that one people are together and they
• 41:01
  Speaker 12: break up and one of them is doing very well,
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: that it's probably because they're not with the person that
• 41:08
  Speaker 12: they broke up with, and that in essence, it might
• 41:11
  Speaker 12: be the person's fault, but the other person's fault because
• 41:14
  Speaker 12: perhaps they were blocking their blessing. Well, man, I beg
• 41:16
  Speaker 12: to differ with that, man, because how about if that
• 41:19
  Speaker 12: person cheating on the person, how about if they were
• 41:22
  Speaker 12: just totally unfaithful, disrespectful. How about that, you know what
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: I mean? How's the other person blocking a blessing at
• 41:30
  Speaker 12: that point?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 41:31
  Speaker 12: And just because a person breaks up with someone and
• 41:34
  Speaker 12: one does very well, it's no indication that they've been blessed,
• 41:37
  Speaker 12: you know. I mean, it's just that they haven't received
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: the karma that they got coming yet.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:41
  Speaker 12: That's exactly what it is. Okay, Because the Bible says,
• 41:45
  Speaker 12: and I hear you talking about God a lot, but
• 41:47
  Speaker 12: the Bible says to be not deceived, that God is
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: not mocked whatsoever. Man, So if that shall he also
• 41:52
  Speaker 12: read so in other words, in Layman's term, he's talking
• 41:55
  Speaker 12: about karma. What goes around comes around.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:58
  Speaker 12: And I feel very bad that you would make a
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: statement like that, you know, I mean to make a
• 42:03
  Speaker 12: person that's probably already feeling bad feel even worse, maybe
• 42:07
  Speaker 12: feeling like they are the problem. They like they calls
• 42:11
  Speaker 12: the break up when they probably did not, you know, man,
• 42:14
  Speaker 12: And I just it just made me feel really upset
• 42:17
  Speaker 12: and angry that you would make a statement like that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I was really surprised to hear that from you man.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 42:21
  Speaker 12: So whether you put this on a radio or not,
• 42:23
  Speaker 12: you know, I just wanted you to hear it, you
• 42:25
  Speaker 12: know what I mean, take care of yourself.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Well let me say this, brouh. What you're saying all
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: could be true.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: The problem that I had with your statement is this
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: phone call wasn't about anybody cheating. No one mentioned cheating
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: in the phone call at all. The guy was simply saying,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: how does he rationalize in his mind that after if
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: he's broken up with someone that they're doing really really
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: well now well and My statement was maybe the two
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: of you weren't supposed to be together, and maybe you.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Were the cause why she wasn't. And I stand by that, bruh.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Nobody in the letter mentioned any infidelity, anybody cheating. Nobody
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: mentioned And then for you to use the scripture talking
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: about maybe karma ain't caught up with him yet, you know,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: y'all kill me with that one man. Y'all need to
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: slow down a little bit. God's ways is as high
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: borrow of the earth as the heavens. Our ways are
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: not like his. We as people don't have the right
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: to call out karma based on how you think God
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: deals with the situation. I'm very leary when people use
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: karma Karma ain't caught up with him yet. How do
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: you know what timing God is using or what method
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: he's using to get a person to learn a lesson.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I've had a lot of people tell me that something
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: that happens to be now is CAUs a karma for
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: something I did when I was twenty seven. Do you
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: know I just recently heard that. You mean to tell
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: me that it took God thirty nine years to teach
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: me a lesson. So I'm just literally when people do that.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: And you're right about the scripture, that's what the scripture says.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: But you all don't know when to apply calma, and
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: we as Christians and people need to stop doing that.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: That's calma. Y'all don't know what comma is. You don't
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: know how God working this thing out you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Every time something had bad happened to somebody, somebody think
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: it's calma for something they did in the past. No,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: sometimes it's just your turn. It's called life. You just finnah,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: get one today, just the card you got. You ain't
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: do nothing to deserve it. Life ain't fair all the time.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you get done dirty and you didn't really do nothing.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: That ain't calmer. But if you looking at it from
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: the outside, you calling it comma, that's calma for what
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: you did back.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, brod, that ain't what that is. So I
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: agree with you to what you said. Bruh.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I do agree with what you said if that was
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: infidelity involved. But in the phone call it wasn't no
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: infidelity involved, So I stay by.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: What I said.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: You know, all right, coming up next it isn't And
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call right after this. You're listening hard
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: am I nagging?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Or is this a cover up?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: We'll look into that, check it out, find out what
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that's all about in just a few because right now
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: it is time for the Nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: What you got for its nep.
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: If you can't talk straight at the barber shop, and
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: where can you talk straight?
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: This right here is the barber's shop.
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: The barber shop, all right, drop a little something something
• 45:40
  Speaker 10: matter fact, big ups to all the barber's out there
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: across the land. Are you Bob was putting them nice
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: fresh lines on baby? Much love ty? Okay, this is
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: the bober shop. Let's go get doog.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Brady. How you doing?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: My name, my name is Dennis Man. I got a
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: hack of from you a couple of weeks ago.
• 45:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, what's up?
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 45:58
  Speaker 10: Listen, I wanted to get an appointment with you man,
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: Like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: my first time getting a haircut from you did real,
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: real good jobs. I want to say thank you for that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: All right, Okay, do you do you have any any
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: time available on Thursday?
• 46:14
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Uh thy five?
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: What's what's what's your name here?
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Dennis?
• 46:20
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Dennis?
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: Okay, Dennis? Why she had Dennis about about three o'clock, man,
• 46:24
  Speaker 15: some of that nature. I mean, you know, I know
• 46:26
  Speaker 15: I'm the work on parmers, you know.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, three o'clock you'll be there. Yeah, okay, Hey.
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: I got a little bit of a situation though, man,
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: that happened last time I was there. I kind of
• 46:37
  Speaker 10: wanted to talk to you about it, man, because it
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: kind of it called me off guard. So I wanted
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: to high let you man and see if we could
• 46:44
  Speaker 10: rectify the problem. For I came back up there.
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: What happened?
• 46:47
  Speaker 15: What some I just respect yourselthing?
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, what was to do? Well? What it really was? Somebody? Man?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: It was?
• 46:54
  Speaker 12: It was?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: It was?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: It was actually you me.
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: Well, I mean, what's the here's the deal?
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: When you were cutting my hair, when it was time
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: to turn the chair, you didn't turn the chair.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: With with with with with your hand man. See Brady, man,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: you you turned the chair with your with your private part.
• 47:14
  Speaker 15: Come on, Saynis, I mean Dan, I'm a professional man.
• 47:17
  Speaker 15: I've been doing this fifteen years right, right.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's anything deliberate.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:22
  Speaker 10: I think you just do it unconsciously, man, cause you know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: you be leaning over on the chair cutting, and I
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: think you don't realize, you know, you be turning the
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: chair with your private part.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Instead of doing it with your hand.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: And to see, my hand got caught out there, and
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: I saw it out the coner my eyes. I saw
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: your private part coming towards my hand. I moved it
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: just in time.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: You understand.
• 47:43
  Speaker 15: But see, Dennis, I'm not understanding something, bro, because I don't.
• 47:47
  Speaker 15: I don't. We don't operate like that, Ryne here, because
• 47:50
  Speaker 15: you know I don't make mistakes like that. But I mean,
• 47:53
  Speaker 15: you know, I don't know you. You're sure you're talking
• 47:54
  Speaker 15: to the right person.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, I mean, ain't you the third chair on
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: the right when you walk.
• 47:58
  Speaker 12: In the door.
• 47:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah that's correct.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I'm talking about, man.
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: And you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said,
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: I really like my haircuts, so I want to call
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: back and rectorify this problem. But you know, you got
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: to turn the chair with your hand and not your
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: private part. If not, we're gonna have a problem.
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: Okay, b I feel you, and I understand your your
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying,
• 48:20
  Speaker 15: but I don't do that, you know. But I mean
• 48:23
  Speaker 15: we we'll be glad. You know what I'm saying. Get
• 48:25
  Speaker 15: you another cut or whatever. You understand me, you know,
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: but I don't move nobody, you know, round with my pride. Man,
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: you know that's just not me.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, I understand what you're saying, but I want you
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: to hear what I'm saying.
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: If you put your private on there at all when
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: I come in there Thursday, then I promise you I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: gonna jump up.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: And we're gonna have a problem.
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: Well well let's see, not now, not right there, and
• 48:48
  Speaker 15: I'm not I'm not sitting that jump up having a
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: problem because you know, you don't really know me like that, bro,
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: you know, I mean, I'm trying to be a professional here.
• 48:55
  Speaker 15: It's all your little issues that you got to understand me.
• 48:58
  Speaker 15: But but all is jumping up and stuff you're talking
• 49:00
  Speaker 15: about doing. I don't know that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to come in and get a nice haircut
• 49:04
  Speaker 10: and walk out with a nice haircut. What I don't
• 49:07
  Speaker 10: want to do is come down there, you lean over,
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: put your private part where I got my arms in
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: my hands, and I gotta whoop you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 15: Now, that's what I don't scireful.
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: Now you're starting. You're touching me wrong, talking about it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: You're talking about I'm touching you wrong.
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: You touch me wrong two weeks ago when you put
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: your private on my hand.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Man, I ain't nobody to touch it. I tell you
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: feeling me?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: Say what?
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: I don't know what you're talking to man? You know, hey, dog.
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: All I'm trying to say is the brother trying to
• 49:35
  Speaker 10: come in and get his hair cut and walk out
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: fitting like a man and not walk out feeling violated. Man,
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: because you didn't turn the chair with your private part
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: all up against my hand and my elbow and stuff.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: Man, hold up all, you know what I'm saying that
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: I'm on You know I'm trying to talk to you.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Do you feel me?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: But not?
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: You're gonna run me wrong. I ain't trying here.
• 49:56
  Speaker 15: You understand me.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: There ain't no playing that. Then keep it off my hand.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you something say man, we won't playing
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: over here. You your stupid, So I'm gonna tell you
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: right now. You're backed up. You understand me. Play over here.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: This is.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: A bar shot.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I hear what you saying, but let me explain something.
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: You were using your hips and your private section like
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: a ping ball machine.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: And I'm gonna tell you what now I will put
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: something on you. You gome understand me. Come over there.
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: I'm just trying to come and get a hair cut.
• 50:34
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to get a hair cut and walk out
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: of there like a man, feeling.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Like a man.
• 50:39
  Speaker 15: Hoping you up.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna open you up. Boy, Do you understand you?
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: No?
• 50:42
  Speaker 8: No, come on, don't you know? Tell you how to
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: do something to your what's you want to be told?
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: This is a bomber shot? Do you understand me?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Hold what I got?
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: No time? I'm not saying damn, I got somebody have
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: to run. You're gonna come over here too straight. I
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: bet you didn't. I don't do you feel you know what? Man?
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: You'll come up, Come on, pillow and recommand your shlf
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: when you come up to you.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt. Team.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: You want to know what my real name is.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: That's what's up.
• 51:25
  Speaker 15: That's what's okay?
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Then you might want to you want you want to
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: know what name gonna be on the shirt?
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: I want to know what all right, then the name
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: on the shirt is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: Morning Shown. Man say, hey, hey, I got one more
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: thing to ask you, man, what is what is the
• 51:59
  Speaker 10: baddest and I mean.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: The baddest radio show in the land.
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: So you can't you know, when you go to the ball,
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: you can't be trying to move that chair with your
• 52:16
  Speaker 10: you know, with your mid section. That ain't that ain't
• 52:19
  Speaker 10: good When somebody said that, yeah, when you when you
• 52:25
  Speaker 10: bump that chair with your mid section, your customers don't
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  Speaker 10: like that. Yeah, use your hand and turn the chair,
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  Speaker 10: but don't be using your mid section.
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  Speaker 2: Got the clippers in their hands.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know what they got in here, but they
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  Speaker 10: need to put them their clippers down if you want
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  Speaker 10: to turn this chair. But you don't need to turning
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  Speaker 10: the chair with your mid section. Dog, Okay, don't put
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: your mid section on this chair, be bumping it. And
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: that's how you move things around.
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  Speaker 14: Now, that ain't doing pick that because I'm on the shell.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go, Uh you ready to go to the ball.
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  Speaker 2: We got my hand that Yeah, you're talking about what
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, come tell you, I.
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  Speaker 14: See, so I ain't got no hair so the prank
• 53:18
  Speaker 14: day is well.
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  Speaker 2: But see he didn't say that though. I know what
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  Speaker 2: y'all doing. But it's a good thing. You coming to
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  Speaker 2: the realization though.
• 53:25
  Speaker 14: See y'all gonna make a call in here again' we
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  Speaker 14: let in here.
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• 53:47
  Speaker 2: What you're saying, d Yeah, I heard, Junior.
• 53:49
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• 53:51
  Speaker 10: gonna get to go to the barber shop no more?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: It ain't long, Tom j him good day? All right?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Coming up an next Strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: is am I nagging? Or is this a cover up.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that, find out what that's all about.
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  Speaker 2: Paying the cape on Junior. They dusty him off.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, happy Halloween everyone, Just to remind her to stay
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  Speaker 10: Real quick, before you start, Junia, you're dressing up as
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  Speaker 14: Chocolate, the chocolate stripes, asking me, asking you just.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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• 56:33
  Speaker 3: That's my trick or treat outfitting. I walked on the
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  Speaker 3: door bell. That lady said, your big ass lips is
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: sticking through that hole.
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  Speaker 2: I said, Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm supposed to follow that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because my lips was all out that castle. Your
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: careful white cast with had big ass lip show.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Subjects Am I nagging? Or
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: is this a cover up? Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: works as a tech leader at his company and he
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: sometimes takes his friend Satchel to work. Last week there
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: was an off site meeting and he said he took
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Satchel and Quinn, one of his other coworkers to the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: meeting with him. I assumed Quinn was a man because
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: he didn't specify that Quinn is a woman. I used
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: my husband's car Sunday for church, and my daughter and
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I stopped by the supermarket after church. I put the
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: groceries in the trunk and saw a tiny pair of
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: women's tennis shoes stuck down in his trunk organizer. I
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: went home and put the shoes on top of his
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: work bag. He walked by them a few times that day,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and finally, after we had dinner, I heard him sigh
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: really loud as he left the kitchen. He walked up
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: to me with the shoes in his hand and asked
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: why I was going through his trunk. I asked him
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: whose shoes those were. He said they belonged to Quinn.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I asked him to tell me once again who Quinn is.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: He said, Quinn is the intern. Is his intern, and
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: she goes to the gym with him after work, so
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: he insisted that she leave her shoes in the trunk.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: He said it as if I was irritating him, and
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: it felt like he was defending Quinn. I asked him
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: to show me a picture of Quinn. Or better yet,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: tell me your last name so I can find her
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: on ig or Facebook. He said that Quinn is her
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: last name. He will not tell me this woman's full name.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I told him that I would appreciate it if he
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: returned her shoes to her and stop driving her to
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: work and the gym. He said, this is why he
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't share anything with me. He said, I nag him
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: hi and jumped. I nag him and jump to conclusions.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Is this a fact?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Or did he tell me that to throw me off?
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Is Quinn more than just a co worker? Well, he
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: sure is protective over a little Quinn, now, isn't he.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You were well within your rights as a wife to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: ask questions about the shoes and whatever else you wanted
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: to ask him about. What's the big deal? There was
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: nothing suspicious going on between him and Quinn. Why wasn't
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: he upfront with you when you asked? What was there
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: to hide? First of all, her shoes should not have
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: been in your husband's car. What's the wife to think?
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: He didn't tell you Quinn was a woman. He didn't
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: tell you she was his intern. He had you thinking
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Quinn was a man until you found her tiny little
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: shoes in the trunk. He didn't tell you that they
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: went to the gym together after work, and he wouldn't
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: even tell you her full name. What's he hiding? He
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: even accused you of snooping through his trunk. His actions
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: are very suspect, and he's very stingy with information, and
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: he gets mad if you ask him questions. Please don't
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: let him flip it on you, because that's what he's doing.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: He's acting like you're the problem. Every Man notes that
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: the word nagging is a trigger for women. That's what
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: they say when they don't want to answer their wife's
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: questions when they get busted. Oh stop nagging me, stop
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: nagging me, all of that. Uh, this is not gonna
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: work here. Don't let it work here, Steve.
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  Speaker 3: And my nagging? Or is this a cover up? Right
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: off the dribble? You want me to tell you what
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I think? Yeah, I think it's both. Of course I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: think it's both. We only got a short time, so
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I can't get into it. But here's this part that
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: through me. He's a tech league at the company and
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: he sometimes takes his friend Satchel to work.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: How old is Satril It? How old is saus unseatul Man, damn.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: But I'm sixty six and I ain't got no friend.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: His name Sach? How old is Satral? And your other
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: friend of name quinn?
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  Speaker 5: Ooo?
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  Speaker 2: That was my only question.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: When we come back, I'll get into what the real
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: deal is with this letter, But once again, the question
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I'm closing with is how old is Satchel?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: All right, hang on, Steve, We'll have part two of
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the our.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: The subject of today's strawberry letter? Am I nagging? Or
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: is this a cover up? We'll get back into it
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: The subject is am I nagging?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Or?
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  Speaker 6: Is this a cover up?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: All right, So the first half we didn't have a
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: chance to go over the letter at all because we
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: got stuck at the beginning because her husband works as
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: a tech leader at the company and he sometimes takes
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: his friend Satchel to work, And we got stuck right
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: there because the question all I had was how old
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: is Satchel? Oh Lord messen Satchel Sachel and ruthless Satchel
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: rufus and Odetta.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, last week there was an off site meeting and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: he said that he took Satchel and Quinn, one of
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: his other coworkers, to the meeting with him. Now you
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: assume Quinn was a man, because he didn't specify that
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: queen as a woman. I used my husband called Sunday
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: to go to church with my daughter, and I stopped
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: by the supermarket. After church, I put the groceries in
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: the truck and I saw a tiny pair of women's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: tennis shoes stuck down in the truck organizer.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I went home put the shoes on top of his
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: work bag.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: He walked by them a few times that day, and finally,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: after we had dinner I heard him sigh really loudly.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: As he left the kitchen. He walked up to me
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: with the shoes in his hand and asked why I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: was going through his trunk.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Now, let me give you when he walked you said earlier,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: he walked by.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Them a few times. He saw him, He saw him
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: every time he walked down. Oh yeah, but he was
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: buying some time. He needed to come up with a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: way to react after he act like he finally saw
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: you saw them, little lad girl tennis shoes on top
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: of that bag the first day. It's no way he didn't.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: He walked past him a few times there. Finally, after dinner.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know how he ate because I can't even
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: swallow food if I know this girl. I can't even
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: swallow if I know this woman's shoes is in this house.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: Oh god.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: So anyway, he said, why you going through my trunk?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: I asked him whose shoes they were. He said they
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: belonged to Quinn. I asked him to tell me once
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: again who Quinn is. He said, Quinn is his intern,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: and she go to the gym with him after work.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: So he insisted that she leave her shoes.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: In the trunk. Bod that's done.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: That is so damn good. Dumb though, you insist that
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: you leave your shoes in the trunk. Damn dog, you stupid.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: You ain't running this by Satchel.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I promise you. Satchul would have tell you, well, now
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: look a hell.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Now know you're gonna lead them shoes down that that
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: that truck like that that she libed to come by
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: that one time she knew no way to church or
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Then you gonna have your hands would stop.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Fat Satchel talked with his bottom lip, hardy, don't even
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: move like this here, y'all gonna sit up.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: There like you don't know that girl.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Go out of that car and see them shoes in
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: there like that, and then you ain't gonna do a look,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: you ain't gonna be in the slain not to nobody.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I can tell Satril move, you use your bottom lip
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: so you can sound better.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't gotta sound better. Hell I ain't satull anyway.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: He insisted. Did she lead the shoes in the truck?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: He said, I if I was, he said, he said
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: it as if I was irritating him. I asked the leader,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: just leave the shoe who's in the truck? We go
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: there every day. Oh, now you irritating him? And I
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: felt like he was defending Quinn. I asked him to
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: show me a picture of Quinn, or, better yet, tell
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: me her last name so I can find her on
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: ig or Facebook. He said, Quinn is her last name.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: He will not tell me this woman's full name.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Hell no, he can't see. Let's go over the stuff.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: He can't tell you.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: He can't tell you Quinn is a woman. He can't
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: tell you Quinn go to the gym. He can't tell
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: you them shoes is in the truck. He damn sure
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: can't let you find her, on Igo.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Because she young, she on ig.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I told him that I would appreciate it if he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: returned her shoes to her and stop driving her to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: work into the gym. He said, see right here, that's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: why I don't tell you nothing. Let's see that's right here,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: he said. This is why he don't share anything with me.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: He said, I nag him and jumped to conclusion. Is
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: this a fact or did he tell me that to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: throw me off? It's Quinn more than just a cowork Well,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know if me and Quinn is more than
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: a coworker.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Nothing says that right now.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: It does say that he's stupid for having queen shoes
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: in the car, but nothing in here says they have
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: an affair anything like that. Is your husband stupid?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: And what did he do that was stupid? Put them
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: damn shoes in that car? Now, if Quinn can't bring
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: her own damn shoes, I don't know why not. That's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: the dumbest thing he did.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Surely made a statement earlier that I want to address
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: that men accuse you of nagging when they don't want
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: to answer the question.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: That's not true.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Nagging comes from me, and it's a term that men
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: created for women, and it's called nagging. And we created
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: the term nagging because nagging to us is your tone
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: and you're timing the wrong tone and the wrong timing,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: and that's what we call it. Nagget. You can ask
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: us anything.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Who is Quinn?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: He said he was an intern? Once again? Who is Quinn?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: I just told you, I asked, she's an intern? Oh,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: what's her first name? She ain't got no first name?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Her name Quenn?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: What's hi?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I gi her name? Quenn? Tell me her first name? Uh,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: you go anywhere out to the job and see Quinn.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you something not queen. Fine.
• 1:07:36
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  Speaker 1: All right, Junior is here now with Sports Talk June.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Uncle? Over to u AE man.
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  Speaker 14: Tyson Fury had to fight this weekend man with Friends.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the fight up? Wasn't in the u A.
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  Speaker 9: It was in Saudi's in Saudi Okay, So I think
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  Speaker 9: Tyson lost the fight.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how does.
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  Speaker 5: How he win?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 3: He won because you know, I think he scored more.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: But you know, it wasn't for the belt or title
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: or anything like that. You know, it's a celebrity box
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  Speaker 3: It's just a boxing match. It's gone to that now.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of money though, right, Yeah, a lot of money, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that kind of money.
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  Speaker 3: I'll fight anybody, what you mean, dog, I'll do a
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: celebrity boxing match.
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  Speaker 2: I beat Blacks as he ain't here talking about fighting
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  Speaker 2: Williams and yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 14: So does that mean that he keeps the bell, no problem,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 14: rematched anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I think for Francis and Gano, it's a huge
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: deal because he proved that he can hang with the
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: greatest heavyweight in the world right now. And this guy
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: was an MBMA fighter, and I think the work that
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: he did with Tyson really helped him out. And the
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  Speaker 3: guy was impressive. Man, I watched the whole fight. It
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: was impressive.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 9: So that type of money, how much money was really
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: on the line for that fight for Tyson Fury, Well.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: It's a guaranteed. Perse wasn't about who won or nothing.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: The rumor has it.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: I heard two rumors that Tyson Fury got seventy million
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: and France and Gano got fifty million. But then I
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: heard Tyson got fifty million and Francis got ten million.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Well, Francis will fight you for ten million.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I fight somebody for me.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I fight fight him together. Yeah, I fight you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: at the same time. I'll fight you and Tommy for
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: one million and win for I don't know about all
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: that now.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't care, but we're gonna damn sure try.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: We're gonna find out knocking well, I probably.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Can't with both of y'all.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Both, but if they say one million to fight them
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: five million, if you win, you're often to see something.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah, to be there for that when we fitted, we
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 14: gonna look like we was at a fight, though.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: You're gonna know the first thing I'm gonna do to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: get that five million, Yeah, I'm gonna charge right at you,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Junior and knock your ass out, so I can least one.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be the easier knockout. So I'm gonna come
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: and knock you your ass out first. Yeah, and then
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: I deal with Tommy. I didn't clinch.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I whisper something here esteem jus sickle cell.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: You don't care what.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I thought you he took into a crisis.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this coming out.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: Coming over to the top.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Of the hour.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: A guy on social media needs some advice. What's the
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: best door signal for when you're getting busy? We'll talk
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: about it right after this.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: You're listening morning show.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Greg on Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: My roommate and I are having trouble deciding what's the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: most effective and subtle sign Would we need to tell
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: each other that we have company over and that we
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: need privacy. It's a two bedroom place, but it's still
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: nice to have some alone time without someone else walking
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: in and spoiling the mood. Plus I tend to get
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: loud when getting busy. Anyway, He suggested a tie on
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: the doorknob. I'm thinking that we should put a lava
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: lamp by the front window, and if it's on, that's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: the sign. Any other ideas out here, Steve.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: All this technology, what are you all turns and lava lamps.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Them?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: What is y'all doing stuff we had to do when
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: we was out there in the streets. We're gonna tie
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Town a doorknob and put a lava light in the window.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Just ain't the seventies, No got sap text him say, hey, man,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: I'm in here. If you open the door, don't look
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: to the right, just keep your guys go straight on
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: to the back because we ain't got on nothing.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: If yeah, tom me, you can still buy a lava them.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm not.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I ain't got time to be trying to hang no town,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: no door and all this here.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 10: Look what's your I don't care what your what you see?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 10: We trist to be naked when you.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: Walk in heads up or nothing.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 10: And here's that man, We walk around naked, we eating
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 10: chicken wing and everything.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: We on a good time, all right.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Here's another one from Lamar on Facebook. He says, my
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: family moved into a new neighborhood a couple of years ago,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: and this will be our first Halloween that we're going
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: to be home, accepting trick or treaters. Our neighbors are
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: pretty well to do, and last year our kids came
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: home with dozens of little goodie bags full of toys, coins,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: and full size, full sized candy bars. We got the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: same multi pack of candy from Costco that we've always
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: bought to hand out this year. But now I'm second
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: guessing our choice because we don't want to face criticism
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: from other kids in the neighborhood because we went cheap
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: on our candy. So should I upgrade our candy or not?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? You sure? Y'allen to beat the poet black.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: People, that's the life.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Don't know what?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Don't do that? You've got drop bag, single life? Save us?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: It should have been here.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 10: Man, is your house old? Trick or treating dog? Can
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 10: neighbors come back and bring their kids?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: How that work over your neighborhood? Are y'all rich? This man?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Hey dog him? About time your baby walk up to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: that door, he's gonna be some damn time. Well, what's
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: the payoff?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: If the baby does come trick or treat?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Do you give him full size candy bars?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: What's the tree?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 14: What do you give them the porch light on? First
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 14: of all, will you read the doorbell. You got to
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 14: be somewhere near the front door, don't you.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: Is the porch light on?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: You know the porch light has.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 12: To be on.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Well it's okay, okay, first let me stop, y'all.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: Stop at the guard.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: We don't have a doorbellhouse don't.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Have a door.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't on doorbell as a door man.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: How did you get up here to this? Damn though?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: How the hell? We don't need a doebell? How did
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: you get to the den. There's no bail to ring.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Nobody should be outside ringing a dope bell. Just now,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: you know, I put somebody.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: You know, I'll probably do something nice for them if
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: they came, But hell I ain't. I don't even so
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: you ain't. Yeah, I can't even see the house next though,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what they got from an if
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I'm down in my ranch, I really don't know where
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: they don't come.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween, everybody. We'll have more of the Sea Harvey
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at about twenty minutes after the
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: hour right after this.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening Hary morning.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Well, today is Halloween, and a new survey finds at
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: fifty eight percent of adults are likely to wear a
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: sexy costume. This year, the most popular sexy costumes for
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: women include cat women, cat woman, and a nurse. For
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: the guys, the top sexy costumes include batman and a gladiator.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: So what's those are the sexiest costumes?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: The worst?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: It's batman and a gladiator.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Damn keeping able to make it old fun? He was
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: throwing back around the batsman carry on background.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 14: Okay, welcome to double down. Sure, Sharlotte Westpurs.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: You're doing sur cat.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's not on here, Junior, not at all. So
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: what are some of those are the sexiest costumes?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: What I said?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: For men?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Batman and gladiator and catwoman and a nurse for the ladies.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: So what's the worst costumes you guys have seen? And
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: was it yours?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: I hate when people wear their mask to make them
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: look like a former president like Nixon or something like that.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 14: Oh oh Trump, Yeah, okay, you don't like those?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Come on, you're gonna come to part yes, Trump? Or
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: would white people dress up like black people? Yeah?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: We're all right, all right, coming up in thirty three
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hours, we'll play around it. Would you
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: rather right after this?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round? And would you
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: rather would you rather I haven't even said it yet, Steve,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Would you rather your partner cry uncontrollably whenever they see
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: you naked? Would you rather your partner laugh uncontrollably when
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: they see you naked?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Both of them?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Laughing to keep from crying properly?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 14: I prefer she cried when she sees me.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: But you know how did that stop?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: Come on?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Now you.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Played the book?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 14: Stop Stop that you play too much?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Come on, you're laughing a little too hard now that
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I want her to laugh?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh you do?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: How long all this laughing?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Laugh?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I like that?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather make out in an elevator? Or would
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: you rather make out in the back of a cab?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: A taxi cab? No nasty as cab, but clean elevator?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Stand up all right?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Would you rather spend the night in a cemetery or
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: would you rather spend the night in a corn maze?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: A corn maize?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Corn chill up like chilling corn?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: People scared cemetery or a cemetery corn? I just I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: just you're scared of corn?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: I never heard that.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: No one ever.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Wondering lightning?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 17: Okay, we get Okay, I'm scared of calling to we
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 17: get corn, and I'm scared of cabbage man, big old
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 17: ahead of cabbage.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather hear a ghostly whisper in your ear
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: when you're alone? Or would you rather see strange shadows
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: moving in the corner of your eye? Which one?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, I want none of that.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: It's Halloween, Halloween.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna go and take them shadows out the
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: corner of my eye. I'm ready up on you. No, no, no, no,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: he'dne got way too damn close to me.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Let me old dolls when.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: He sounded like, yeah, I broke gum.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Caeason about to stab you.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep with someone? Yeah, listen, coming up
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: and is our last break of the day, and we'll
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: close out the show right after this.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: You're listening Morning show?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: All right, guys? Here we are our last break of
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: the day. And see before we get out of here,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I have one more would you rather? And it's interesting,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: So let's let's hear what you guys think about this one.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Would you rather sleep with someone who
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: is seventy five years old but very skilled, or would
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you rather sleep with someone your age or younger who's
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: not good in bed at all. Give me miss Johnson
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: seventy five, very skilled.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I can't, Temmy, I can't do it. And I'm gonna
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: go to the younger.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: No, he's not good, no time.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 14: I'll pe confidence you will be good.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: So you and my grandmother went to school together, grandmother?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: Watch this, miss my grandmother.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: Off clothes?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, I got some cabbage in there?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: What we did?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Alright, seventy five.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: In weekill, sweetie, I'm gonna make you some hot water.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Colum seventy five and skilled or your age and knows nothing.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Well, it's.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Fine, just do a co do.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, what if she, you know, had herself together.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: She looked good for seventy five. Come on, she didn't
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: look seventy five at all? What about that?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Come on, miss Raymison, come on, Debt Raymondson.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Quick death.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Now, Judge Judy, come on.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: You love Judge Judy.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: Judge Judy.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, i've actually met Judge before.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Really really nice lady she got.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like the highest pape person on TV at
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: one time.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know if she still is.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: I want to say that, how old.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Is so you and my grandmother went to school together.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah, as I've taken my shirt off, seventy five year old,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 13: I take my clothes off.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I will be fine.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, I got some clothes remarks for you today. I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: want to remind everybody of something. Junior and I were
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: talking a little bit early and it kind of made
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: me think about something we were talking about, and Junior said,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you do it, uncle, And that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: was a statement that sparked this because I hear people
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: oftentimes saying I don't know how you do all that,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: How you did it? How you And I'm gonna be
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: honest with you. I only have really one answer, because
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: I don't really have an answer for me to explain
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: what has happened to me exactly except faith. How I
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: did it was with faith. How I got here was
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: cause of faith. What kept me when it was real
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: dark for me was faith when I felt like giving up.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: What kept me going was faith when I didn't have
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: no answer and I didn't see no light at the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: end of the tunnel. What was that I was looking at?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: It was faith. Faith is the belief in things that
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: you cannot see. You all you have got to have
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: faith to make it. You have got to have a
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: relationship with God to make it. You cannot make it
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: by yourself.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: You can't. I don't care what nobody tell you. You
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: can't do that.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: You need God.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: You need him. He is an absolute necessity.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: If you have any aspirations of being happy or successful,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: don't you dare to try it without him. I'm telling
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: you you are wasting your time. I don't care how
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: many good breaks you get. I don't care how many
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: okay nods you get. If you don't have Him in
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: your life, it is not going to last. Because three
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: things is gonna happen. Three things are going guaranteed to happen.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: You are either gonna be in a storm, coming out
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: of a storm, or heading to a storm. But you
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: best believe that the storms is coming. And it's the
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: storms that wrecks the ships, and the ships that the
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: storm's wrecks. The is the ships without faith, the ships
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: without God. Everybody gonna get tossed in this thing called life. Everybody,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: every single one of us is gonna have some upside
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: down moments. Every last one of us is gonna get
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: thrown for a loop. Every last one of us is
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: gonna have the unthinkable gonna happen to you. Everybody's gonna
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: have the worst day they've ever had. Everybody's gonna get
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: the worst news they've ever gotten before. Everybody ain't nobody
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: free from that.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what those are?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Those are storms, and when them storms come, you got
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: to have faith, period.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I kid you not.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: If you are locked up, if you are in prison,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: you know how you're gonna best handle it and deal
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: with it with faith. If you've been given an un
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable health diagnosis, if you've been given some bad news
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: health wise, you know what's gonna help you get through it.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: Faith. If you've lost a loved one, you know what
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: gonna get you through it.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Faith.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: If you're in a bad relationship, you know it's gonna
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: get you through it. Faith. If you've lost your job,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: you know what gets you through it. Faith.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: You got to have faith. Man, form a relationship with God, y'all.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: It ain't never too late, You ain't never in too
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: bad a shape. Don't try to fix yourself to go
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: get God. God is in the fixed business. Take yourself
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: over that just as you are, and have a conversation
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: with God and ask him to help you that's what
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: you got to do.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Those are my closing remarks today. We'll see y'all.
• 1:27:38
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