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Opening Contest, Ask Steve, Dressing Pants, Things You Eat, Breakup Handbook, Roach Story, MTH, Merle Dandridge, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck bus things and the Cubs. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: good it? Steh listening to the movie together for Stem Handley,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me in doing me. Honey, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you gotta turn the Turnhow got the turnout?
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water go come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back that uh huh, I shall will a good one.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show today, folks. I just want to dive right in
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  Speaker 1: because I think I got it. I think I got
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  Speaker 1: something that's uh that rings for everybody here it is.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know? Did you know? And I'm talking to everybody,
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  Speaker 1: did you know that there is a life for you
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  Speaker 1: that's greater than you could have ever dreamed of? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know that there is a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than you could have ever imagined. There's a life for
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  Speaker 1: you better than the one you thought you could have.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that there's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you've ever felt before? Did you know
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  Speaker 1: that that was a life for you greater than the
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  Speaker 1: one you saw for yourself. Did you know that there
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  Speaker 1: is a life for you greater than you had expected?
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  Speaker 1: And did you know that there was a life for
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  Speaker 1: you much bigger than the one you wanted? At Lastly,
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  Speaker 1: did you know that what I just said it is true?
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that the things
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  Speaker 1: I just said are available to you? Yeah? You? It's
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  Speaker 1: not just intended for other people. It's not just intended
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  Speaker 1: for the rich. It's not intended for those with college degree.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just intended for those who receive awards. It's
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. Yeah, you two, It's for you who didn't
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  Speaker 1: get your high school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who have two strikes. It's for you
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  Speaker 1: who've been sentenced to life. It's for you who've gotten
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  Speaker 1: out and have a felony record and can't seem to
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  Speaker 1: get it together. It's for you who have an illness.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you who the doctors have given up on.
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  Speaker 1: It's for you, this life I'm talking about, it's for you.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that there's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you dreamed about? Better? Than the one
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  Speaker 1: you've imagined, a life better than the one you thought of.
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  Speaker 1: That there's a life for you better than the one
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  Speaker 1: you've ever felt before. There's a life for you better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you saw for yourself. There's a better
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  Speaker 1: life for you than the one you expected and even
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  Speaker 1: the one you wanted. Did you know that this is
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  Speaker 1: true for you? See? Here's let me give you the
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  Speaker 1: secret to this thing. Now you have to believe that
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  Speaker 1: it is for you. Now, you got to fight through
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  Speaker 1: the doubts. You got to fight through the wheel of satan,
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  Speaker 1: because the devil is busy. Man. The devil wants you
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  Speaker 1: to think that is hopeless. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think that this is it. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think there ain't no more to it. The devil wants
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  Speaker 1: you to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you be dealt the worst hand of them all, which
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  Speaker 1: you ate. But that's what the devil wants you to think.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now, you gotta fight through
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  Speaker 1: to get to what I just said is available for you.
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  Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: nothing else? Might as well fight? Why just wake up
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  Speaker 1: and just let it be. Why would you wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living now. See. See, that's what you want to
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  Speaker 1: get to. You don't want to exist to wake up,
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  Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing, not understanding, not having,
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  Speaker 1: can't can't get this, can't get that, can't go here,
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  Speaker 1: can't go there, Gotta wait, gotta wait, gota wait, gota
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  Speaker 1: wait till it seems like you never get nowhere. You
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  Speaker 1: can get out of that rut of life, feeling like
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  Speaker 1: when you wake up in the morning, that your life
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  Speaker 1: is whole hum that you're just in a rut. I
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  Speaker 1: drive the same way to work. I do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing on my job. When I get off, I drive
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  Speaker 1: all the way back home. I sit there, I read
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  Speaker 1: the newspaper, I water the lawn. I'm so sick of
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  Speaker 1: my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man
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  Speaker 1: and start, wake up, start over, do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Then the weekend gets in. You got to mow the lawn,
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  Speaker 1: and then you try to fix something in the garage,
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  Speaker 1: and you feel like your life is in the rut
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If this feels like a rut to
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  Speaker 1: you now, if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I'm talking to people who want it more,
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  Speaker 1: who would love their life to be more, who would
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  Speaker 1: love their life to different, to be different. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: only talking to the ones who would dare to believe
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  Speaker 1: that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking
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  Speaker 1: to the ones who would dad dad to accept the challenge,
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  Speaker 1: to fight through and see what God got for you
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  Speaker 1: instead of listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man,
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  Speaker 1: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy trying to trick you,
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  Speaker 1: get you into the groove. You know they're doing all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff now man, you know atheists and already
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  Speaker 1: got prayer. Taking out of schools. Excuse me, look at
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  Speaker 1: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheist
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  Speaker 1: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
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  Speaker 1: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
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  Speaker 1: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
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  Speaker 1: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
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  Speaker 1: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
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  Speaker 1: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
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  Speaker 1: didn't do you, but don't spill off into what I
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  Speaker 1: got now. See, If you don't believe what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: then I ain't talking to you. Let's just be clear
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  Speaker 1: about the relationship with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm
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  Speaker 1: only talking to the people that believe that are looking
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  Speaker 1: for something else, that wants something more, that wants something better,
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  Speaker 1: that's gotta be out there searching and hoping and trying
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  Speaker 1: to do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe what I'm saying, it's true, didn't go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and try it your way? Go see write me,
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  Speaker 1: email me, let me know how it's going for you.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you of a way that's tried and true.
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  Speaker 1: If you go to God, if you go to your creator,
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  Speaker 1: your makeup, if you go to him and you go
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  Speaker 1: to him for real and tell him, hey, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to go ahead and take over from here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. I didn't done all I know how to
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  Speaker 1: do out and tried everything I know how to try.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick. Of me right now. Hey, look here, you
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  Speaker 1: created me what you want me to do, and here
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  Speaker 1: a cool thing about it. When I made that decision, y'all. See,
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  Speaker 1: I was so afraid for years that I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: miss out on something if I did that, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: do this no more. But the stuff I needed to
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  Speaker 1: stop doing, I really need to stop. The things I
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  Speaker 1: was afraid of not being able to do anymore, were
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  Speaker 1: the very same things I really didn't need to be
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  Speaker 1: doing no more in the first place. On the real man,
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  Speaker 1: on the real all that temporary fun I was having
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  Speaker 1: all them temporary outlets. I was using all them temporary
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  Speaker 1: things trying to fulfill myself I was doing. I was
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  Speaker 1: just doing a bunch of temporary mess man. I said,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man, I want
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  Speaker 1: a permanent feeling in my heart that it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: all right. So he replaced all that fun with joy.
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  Speaker 1: But it's only because I went and I faced him.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't take me and stop me from being me.
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  Speaker 1: He just made a better version of me. See, God,
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  Speaker 1: don't take he because all the stuff he sent you through,
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  Speaker 1: he needed you to go through all him. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have him experience or what it felt like
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  Speaker 1: to be locked up. He needed you to have experience
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  Speaker 1: and know what it was to lose everything. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have experience to make you tough. You're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough soldier in
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  Speaker 1: his army. That's all I just say. One of the
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  Speaker 1: weak ones. I protect the weak ones. God didn't take
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from except the stuff I needed.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be. He allowed
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  Speaker 1: me to keep it, and he just made a better me.
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  Speaker 1: Do that, y'all, and you can have what you want.
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  Speaker 1: You're show ladies and gentlemen. We are here today, gathered
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  Speaker 1: for the radio show. This is not a game. This
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  Speaker 1: is a contest. Anybody can win it. You can get
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  Speaker 1: your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one, all for one,
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  Speaker 1: All ye who come? You are blue ribbon candidates. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do you want a
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  Speaker 1: blue ribbon in today? That's the question, Shirley, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think you could qualify to get a blue ribbon
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  Speaker 1: in just the way I do the show, the way
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  Speaker 1: I run the show? Carla, what do you think you
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  Speaker 1: could get a blue ribbon in the way I direct
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  Speaker 1: a show. Now, let's begin the ignorance. Junior, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think you could get a blue ribbon? I could
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  Speaker 1: get a blue ribbon in animal sounds? See that the jay.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think you could get a blue ribbon
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  Speaker 1: in ignorance from nowhere when you don't think it's coming straight? Ignorance,
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  Speaker 1: ignorance out of nowhere? Nephew, Tommy, share with us what
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  Speaker 1: you could get a blue ribbon in that you have
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  Speaker 1: probably already had thousand the seriousness of stupidity. I bring
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  Speaker 1: it to a whole another level. I just have to
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: say one thing, seriously, Junior, I take offense with what
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  Speaker 1: you did because on the show I do animal noises.
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  Speaker 1: I do animals, animal animal You can't change your answer.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: You you don't do, you don't do. But one, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do animal noises. I ain't animal noises on the show. No, okay,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: stop stop, stop, stop stop. Shirley do a kangaroo? Whatever
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: did this? Candidate? Okay, Shirley do a gorilla? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley not do a chimpanzee. She's good at that, man,
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  Speaker 1: She's really good. Thank you. That was Caesar? Who was
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  Speaker 1: that one? Who was that Sheley? Yeah, that was Shirley Man,
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  Speaker 1: that was that was her best one. Now watched her kills.
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  Speaker 1: Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Shirley, Shirley, do a sheep? Okay, Shirley, Shirley, Sheley.
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  Speaker 1: You appekcans just had a spell. It don't sound like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know like I didn't I I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what a kangaroo sounds like. We'll be back. Most Shirley
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  Speaker 1: sounds all morning to talented and we didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: she did animal sound. Come back. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for something funny. And seventy
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  Speaker 1: percent of workers say the thing they love most about
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  Speaker 1: the holiday time in the office is time up, followed
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  Speaker 1: by getting a bonu. Love those also in the survey,
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  Speaker 1: workers say right there, let's just address this one at
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  Speaker 1: a time, because I see that there's some smiling going
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  Speaker 1: on amongst you. Yeah. See two things you can't do.
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  Speaker 1: What is get time off, get your same check, get
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  Speaker 1: some time off, and get a damn bonus too. And
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  Speaker 1: you need to make up your mind what you want
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  Speaker 1: the bonus. We need a bonus type effort. Okay, okay, check.
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  Speaker 1: So when we give you that then the bonus is
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: coming when you give me what? Yeah? When do we
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  Speaker 1: know we're working at bonus speeds? Well, first of all,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: let's just get this straight and understood it. Okay, everybody
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  Speaker 1: in here get paid? Yeah yeah, hostility there, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: That is yeah, we don't need that. They never talk
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  Speaker 1: to you. What more do you want outside, Joe chick? Okay?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Can I ask a question, Shoka? The question is this
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  Speaker 1: we are all working right right now, right now, we'll
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  Speaker 1: all work, yes, so we put in a good job.
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  Speaker 1: What level do we have to crank this up to
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  Speaker 1: to get bonus? That's why you have to crank it
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  Speaker 1: up to? CEO? What a minute? You are already to
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  Speaker 1: see that position is taken. You got one? Yeah? Can
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  Speaker 1: we Well, do you understand what I'm saying? Get your bonus? One?
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  Speaker 1: Let me read on I go in the survey workers
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  Speaker 1: say they look forward to the office holiday party. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: uh uh, although although they would give that up to
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  Speaker 1: get a bonus or more vacation. Back to that bonus. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: we stopped Christmas part why because of an incident at
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  Speaker 1: the party. I loud to see old Old or the
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  Speaker 1: company to stand up and give us speech. He still
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  Speaker 1: have made the statement that when he prayed, he prayed
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  Speaker 1: to himself. Why that stopped all Christmas part the room
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  Speaker 1: got quiet. And this, folks, is not a joke. This
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  Speaker 1: actually happens. He prayed a hoo to myself. That's why.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you shut that down. I'm scared because you
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  Speaker 1: didn't replace it with anything. Though we didn't get our
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  Speaker 1: bonus or or more vacation times. He actually cost you
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  Speaker 1: all your extra activities. Now did he did he give
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  Speaker 1: us a bonus before? Did you give us one? I
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: can't remember? Okay Na, See, some jobs, some jobs give
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  Speaker 1: you like turkeys, and we give out. We give all
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  Speaker 1: our turkeys away at Thanksgiving to the less fortunate, right right,
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  Speaker 1: which is a great which that makes us less fortunate.
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  Speaker 1: The CEO, Well, the reason you don't qualify for a
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  Speaker 1: bonus is because all of you have multiple supplemental income.
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  Speaker 1: You're causing me. You're not supposed to look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what what do you think? He don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't sped. I see one of y'all. I'm supposed
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  Speaker 1: to look at it. How do you go now your concern?
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is? Yes? See then everywhere I go, I
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  Speaker 1: see one of y'all. Every dog go, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a gig named the gig. I got n't see one
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  Speaker 1: of y'all. I can't say nothing now sue suit line
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  Speaker 1: about the owner one. I ain't got to go down now.
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  Speaker 1: And that's another thing you won't help with. You won't
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: help with the writing. None of these books with your
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  Speaker 1: wonta damn bone. That's how you get a bonus. Get
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  Speaker 1: involved with everything. I don't see your help and drive
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  Speaker 1: me around. None of y'all go get me nothing to eat,
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  Speaker 1: with the exception of Monica, Monica the only one try
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  Speaker 1: to help me out at the station. Well, you don't
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: want you don't want men getting your food, so you don't,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: and I would be happy to cook for you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I would. We don't want to kill to see ya.
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  Speaker 1: So this is where we want to ask everyone does
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  Speaker 1: our office does the office? Does the CEO? And everyone?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think they do a good job of bringing
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  Speaker 1: holiday cheer to our workplace? No? Not this office. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: This is why I jump off. I'm gonna say yeah
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  Speaker 1: because I maybe doing way to ceo. Go WHI y'are
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  Speaker 1: not about to do one of my job. This survey yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it's great cheering here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well what kind of holiday? What kind of holiday related
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  Speaker 1: activities do we have? We don't have the party anymore.
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  Speaker 1: What else? What even though we have to have a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree up, we have age which has been very healthful.
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  Speaker 1: What is that CEO? That's holiday talk, just a conversation talk.
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  Speaker 1: We talked lightning everybody off. We'd be smiling up. Yeah, look,
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  Speaker 1: sure that's your bonus. I need a tree with some
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  Speaker 1: ornaments on it. At this point, let me should be
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  Speaker 1: saying you're welcome. I think, yeah, he should be saying
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  Speaker 1: you're welcome for the holiday talk. So Tommy, take some
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  Speaker 1: pictures from me this year, because I never get to
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  Speaker 1: see these pictures. Take some pictures from me this year,
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  Speaker 1: you know, under the tree. Some shots to moths. Phone
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: from under the tree. You're listening to Steve Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Next it is the nephew with today's prank phone. Call
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  Speaker 1: what you got now? Call them? Yes, we don't need
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: your mama dressing. Whoa my god, we tell me no, mama.
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  Speaker 1: You know we don't need it. Benjy, we don't need
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  Speaker 1: your mama started a fight right there. Yes, I actually
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  Speaker 1: want to run it. All right, come on, hello, Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Miss Glendon? Who is this this Benjy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm college? Is missus Purvis there? Um? You know she's
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  Speaker 1: saying here right now, but this is our daughter? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a problem? Oh? No, this this this Benjy.
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  Speaker 1: This Mama, Mama, Lorid's nephew. Who is this again? This
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  Speaker 1: is Glendam Mama Lod, Mama lords jo Ain't it? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: it correct? Mama Lord's and Miss Perviot's sister. Okay, I'm Benjy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.
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  Speaker 1: You say your name? Whatno Glenda? Okay, we'll tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: supposed to get in and we used to be there
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  Speaker 1: by the afternoon. Okay, Uh, is missus Purvis? This is
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  Speaker 1: your mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for
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  Speaker 1: about forty five people. We actually, um, this was discussing
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  Speaker 1: about a month ago, right, y'all on the y'all they
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  Speaker 1: had the conference call, the conference because family had the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: conference call, right, yes, sir, Okay, Nah, listen what the
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  Speaker 1: reason why they got me to call? They wanted me
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to go in and call and I was trying to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: get me this pervious. She's not there. You know, she's
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  Speaker 1: not here. What's wrong? Uh? Okay, they're not gonna They're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna need her to do them, to do the dressing.
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  Speaker 1: And why wouldn't they need a disdresss she been making it,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: but ken years we did, We just discussed it. So
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: what do you mean they say that they got somebody
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: down here that's gonna do the dresses, especially since y'all traveling.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know, and be
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: first of all, who are you? You're you're BENI? What
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: is your name? That was not my name, Benjamin? But
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: they called me Benji. But but but like I say, uh,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I'm on the other side of I ain't on y'all side. Okay. Well,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to figure out why are you calling me?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Because she's been making the dressing for ten years, like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I said, and I mean, it's been discussed. So I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: don't even know why why you're calling me. I don't
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: even know you. Okay. Well, what I'm trying to explain
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to you this right here, is that they got something, y'all.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got to worry with bringing the dressing. They
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: got somebody gonna bring. They got somebody down here that's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: gonna cook it so and otherwhere with you know, if
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you can tell Miss Pravice she ain't got to worry
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: about the dressing this year. I'm say you want me
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: to tell my mama, after she'd been making dressing for
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ten years that y'all said, y'all ain't worried about she
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have to make this year because we're driving there.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: We drive every year, So I'm not gonna do that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to her. So, I mean, I don't I don't even
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: know who you are to be calling me anyway. Why
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: isn't somebody calling me that I don't know regarding it? Okay, okay,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you're good the right, I am blended. All right, listen,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: let me say this, because I don't mind saying what
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: everybody thinking, but most people don't want to say. Let
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: is just right here. A lot of people in the family,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you know, don't really don't don't really like Miss Prayer
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: of his dressing. Dni Benjamin h He's supposed to be
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: let me sporty something the my mama gonna make it, Christen,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you gonna kiss it, and we ain't bringing that wrong
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: with us. So you can tell your family that I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: said that because you understand me. Now. I mean, for
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: first of all, you got to understand that I'm bringing
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: news that that people didn't don't voted on, and it's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: what everybody want to do, don't nobody? Well, why didn't
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Nick house we had a meeting, she been making it
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: ten years? Ain't Nobody had been saying nothing and against
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: what when them up in that house, Nobody did not
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: be walking up and through that. I'm talking about my
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: mamma either, And you know I'm gonna eat it. Okay,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: the dress in Glinda, why do you want to make
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: submit everybody to have it to eat it? If they
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: don't like it, you don't eat. This is how I know.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You want to call me, don't well,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I don't, no, No, Benjamin Benjie, who I would here?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I want my mama Lord's nephew from the other side
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of the family exactly, And I don't know yet. Okay,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and it really really to the bad all that I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: don't really know you, but I'm but but I'm but
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm man enough. I'm in another car you and tell
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you what we're gonna do. What we ain't gonna do
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: what I know I ain't I say it wasn't I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: repeat it again. She gonna make dressing you. I'm gonna
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: eat it, and we're gonna round by my name. Okay, okay,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: right there, listen, And I know this might be hard.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You don't understand what you grew up with liking everybody
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: else might not liken say what you want to. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: ain't don't even remember you white, so you ain't it
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: like it because you aren't done around. But she makes
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: it dress it now. First of all, when y'all get
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: down here, it's gonna already be some more dressing here, okay, okay,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And she gonna make country and sense and we're gonna
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: see down and we go. I'm gonna eat and it's
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: not even me discussed my friend, and that I said
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I can say, because your name's gonna hurt my mama feeling. Okay,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: tell you. To tell her don't make it nah, so
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: she won't even bring it down. We don't gonna get anyway. Hey, look,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here because every dealer you ain't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: it as clear as I can say. If y'all come
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: down here with that dress, I'll promise you we already
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: so everybody can get the dressing that we made fun
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: of him. Floy Blake. That's what we're doing. Please let
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: me spad something in you. I'm gonna be undressing Patrolle
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: and if I find out you then through my mama
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: dressing in the trash, it's gonna be something. If we're
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: gonna set that out, I'm not playing with you. That's
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: what's so funny to me. I'm gonna call, ain't tell
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: me we don't hung it compas coming ain't no ball.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not to tell us. I'm telling us to bull.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But now they're gonna set She'll stupid because for me,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I don't even know. She'll call I can't they sound
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: like you? Was like you the band in the world
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the Benji Bengam, I don't even know your rapp. I'm
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: telling you now, I'm telling that playing with you. I'm
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: telling you in the hurt my mama feeling, it's gonna
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: be something. And I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: y'all fell down there, but I'm calling y'all have one.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I say something else to you. I wish you would.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Sheila got me the frank phone call. You tell me fine?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You got you about to make me? Said it off?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: What the man? This same gimble will see it wasn't
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be no, he remained, because I'm gonna have my
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: brother's worm. BENI yeah, play Thanksgiving? What's going to be
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: before I let you go? What is the baddest and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Huh yeah, man? Before thanksgiving? Them? Something? Yeah?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Where I don't know week uh huh. You're listening to
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Stovetop stuffing. We all have
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: heard about it for our entire lives. Uh well, anyway,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Stovetop Stuffing is now selling the perfect pair of pants
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: for your Thanksgiving meal. This is crazy. Stove Yeah, stovetops
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner pants. They make pants now. They have a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: stretchy pouch that fits over the belly. I guess you
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: can uh liken it to maternity wear for women. Okay,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Uh it's a stretchy pouch. It fits over the belly.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Although these pants are decorated in a festive stuffing pattern,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you may want to get them for the man in
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: your life. You may want two ladies if he's one
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: of those guys who likes you know how guys like
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: to unbutton their belt sometime after dinner. My grandfather come
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: over there already went on, Tommy, you got to get
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a patties because you around stove top pants at Thanksgiving.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: When you eat too much food, you you ain't gotta
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: unbutton your pants. And then when you when you get
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: back down, you just wam back when you can put
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: that you're doing too much today. Man. They come in
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: all sizes, all sizes, and they only cost get this,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: they only cost less than twenty dollars. Nineteen ninety five
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: and you know you like that. That's about the same
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: price your airline ticket. Stop. Oh man, I'm trying. I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: not wearing those stove top stuff and pants. I'm not.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It don't make no sense for you not to have
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: on some stove top dressing pants. It's got a pouch
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: in the front for when you eat too much, your
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: stomach can sit in it comfortable, and then after your
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: stomach go down, you can ram the backwards and put
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that high ass of yours in it. I'm not laughing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: That's nice, man, work it out for you to do
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a purpose. Well, you can turn them pants around and
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: cover the head. What a head? Nothing to do this
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: with y'all. Man, you ain't got man. We didn't get
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: them saying pants on the other way. Look at the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: pockets in the front. Go ahead, boy Courtney, have y'allsome fun.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I'm not laughing. Can we bring up miss
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: and please murder murder murdle you same time to turn
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: them their fans. I'm not laughing. I promise you tell
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: me what you call what you doing, Junior Benny bust
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: room belt, because they me reversible stove to head wearing
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: those stop fans. Tell me the only nineteen. I'll buy
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: something for them, two foods. How about that you can
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: get the hat on man, and then Jordan can use
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: them too because he can take them to school for showing.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: What is he say? You mean to tell me you
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and Jordan in the pay bank? Ruth. Okay, come, we
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: see we got to stop this foolish now, very old
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: talented person of fact. No fake news here, miss a trip,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks Steve. Good morning everybody. This is a twerp with
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the news. Firefighters in California still struggling to contain three
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: deadly wildfires burning in both the northern and southern parts
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: of the state. Rain is predicted for tomorrow, which is
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: both bad and good. Now, it's good because obviously it'll
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: help put out the flames. But it's bad news, they say,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: because the authorities say that all that water will most
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: likely cause wet ash and mud to start flowing down
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: steep inclines in the area's hardest hit by that campfire
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: in the north, making it even harder to search for
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: missing people. The campfire in northern Cali has burned some
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand acres. Meanwhile, wet weather is
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: also predicted for the southern part of the state tomorrow,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: where the Woolsey wildfire is destroyed about fifteen hundred homes
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: in LA and the Ventura County. He's a total death
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: toll now stands this morning at seventy nine. Two more
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: bodies were found overnight, and about seven hundred people are
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: still unaccounted for. It's happened again. This time. Cops in
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Chicago say a government opened fire yesterday inside of a
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Windy City hospital, killing at least three people. They say
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the government also dead, although in early reports is no
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: mention of whether the shooter was killed or if he
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: took his own life. The killing still placed in Chicago's
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Mercy Hospital, and authorities say that a police officer and
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: a pharmaceutical assistant were killed along with the doctor. They
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: say this woman had dated the gunman. Now that the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: contentious battle for Georgia Governor's officially over, Republican Governor elect
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Brian Kemp has begun letting voters in on who he's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: selecting for his transitional team. We're bringing some from the
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Secretary of State's office, some from other parts of government,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: and some from private sector and other places to make
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: sure that we fulfill our promises and work hard for
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the people of this state. Camp says he's thankful for
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: President Trump's help. Meanwhile, the woman who ran again Camp Democrats,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams, has accused him of purposely mishandling the election
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: using his job as Secretary of State. In fact, Kemp
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: was being sued for allegedly purging black and brown voters
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: from the roles just before the election took place, and
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams says she plans to find a lawsuit against
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the State of Georgia for mismanagement. The election supervisor Broward County, Florida,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: as she promised, has resigned her position. Brenda Snipes sent
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: her resignation letter in a day after her people submitted
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: its final recount totals to the state for that highly
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: contested Florida Senate in governor's races. Miss Snipes, who was
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: African American, held the election post for at least fifteen years,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: but became a target this time around, Republicans, claiming she
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: was incompetent. A group of Democratic senators telling challenging President
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Trump's selection of Matthew Whittaker as acting Attorney General, saying
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: that Whittaker, who was merely a chief of staff was
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: selected over a deputy attorney general, which is not in
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the order to the pecking order because the attorney generals
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: are vetted by the Senate and he wasn't federal judge.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: In San Francisco's rule, the Trump administration cannot bar people
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: who went to the US illegally from seeking asylum. And finally,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: today is a beautiful day day starting right now. Beautiful morning, exactly,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: a beautiful morning. But whatever, this has been a trip
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: with the news. Now back to the Steve Harding Morning Show.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show? All right, Jay, stuff that people
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: will eat hot cold or three days old? The first
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: day he put it, how to cold three days old? Chicking? Well, okay,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: but first a second day day? We can change a bit.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Two days old. No, I'm a two day man. If
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: there's chicken in now, okay, how long it's been microwave
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: kill all that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? How cold? Or three days?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Time is lunch tomorrow? Tomorrow? Have to race somebody eat
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: hot cold or three days old? You got one tell yeah, yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I gotta put it out there. Color greens ain't gonna
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: lie color green, that's right, cold, color green cold? Or
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: three day old color greens cold. I'm telling Shell you
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: making that faith. Michael Wade killed all the Jerry, but
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I've never had him cold though. Oh man, which chopped
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: up onions and tomatoes? Oh you cold? Yeah? No, I'm
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: not with you. I'm with sher. Okay, you got one
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: like hell yeah, peanut butter. Hello, hello, he th old
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: cold of three days old? Yeah, French fry three day
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: not three days Jake on what is actually falling after
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: three days? Now, that's when they crunch you on the store.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: When that crush, you know, coming up more of the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty four after the hour
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: get ready. We consulting an expert because we wanted to
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here with his
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: breakup handbooks. All right, Jesus. Things that you need to
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: have in mind after the break up. Most most in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it is for fellows. That is because when we take
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a break off hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's break Up Handbook, how
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: to act when you break up? All right, Now, here's
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: rule number one you are allowed only one drunk die
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you know how you call him up when you drunk?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: You only get the one and it sounds like something
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me here?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Don't play with you know who me? Don't play with
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: my emotions? Who is me? You know you? You? You
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: know who me? How many you get one? Get one
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule. You
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: are not allowed to roll roll up on your ex
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: the restaurant, or church. Don't go in down. You can't
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: do that. Shot we broke up. I can't go in
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: there if I see the car, you can. No, you
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: can't roll up on them. Now. I got something with
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: church later on, But just stay that stay out right,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you girl. Can't roll up on them. Oh that she is,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in now, Oh that he is, I'm
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: going in there. You can't do that. Call? Okay? All right. Next,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: at least foul months. They tell nobody else over there.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: At least here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite song
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: to each other is off little you can listen to it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: You can cry to it, you playing over and over,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: but you can't send it. So I'm trying to move
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: on and I'm killing now. Listen to them all, y'all
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: stuff huh. All possessions is collected at one time and
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: one time on. Anything that's left behind will be thrown
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: away by both parties. Like you haven't keep coming over
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: here looking for stuff. You can't keep coming back over here.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I got coming to you in the closet looking for
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: your tank top. You either hit a big one right here.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: No is allowed to talk to each other's mama. That's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the one friends, and you can't be friends with mama.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Come home. Yeah she hit at least that's a good one, Steve.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I like he was trying to pick up some greens
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and you and here talking rolling your ass when I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: walk into the dough. Yeah, here's the next one. Yeah, ok,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: all parties, she find a new church home. Yes, but yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: yeah we can't. I lovest wi. All your friends should
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: be divided up equally except the one you hate. You
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: can have them another. No posting of new pictures. Yeah yeah,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you know, like her neked on him dressed up like
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the damn Easter. But the private. What about I'm gonna do.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna finish this one, all right, old naked picture?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, nephew, tell me as a prank fall
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: right now it's the nephew and it's prank phone call
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: as you're the last. Yeah, yes, Chach bought me this
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: glove so that I may have healing power. I just
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: had to say that. My tribute to Richard Pryor. Right,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: which way is up? All right? The title is go
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: b Yeah, I want the tain go beags. Y'all don't
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: even know where I'm going with m Do we need
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to be concerned? Well? Your kids is yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you as the call. If your kids is
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: in the call, telling them the Holy Head out the window,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to miss the prank, but the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: head to win for five minutes you can hit his prank. Hello. Hello,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darnel. Darnell see for this, Darnell,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: how you doing this? Is Scott Soon with bigger Bigger
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and Better where we make you larger in charge. How
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: are you doing today? Scott? Who? I'm Scott? So I'm
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: with Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good Scott. Look what's up? We were actually uh
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: giving a phone call by your wife, your wife? Is
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? Okay? Well, um, you know your wife's um,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: so a couple of weeks, Yeah, it's coming up. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Have you have you decided on getting or anything or
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: have you purchased anything yet? No? No, I got a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: couple of days in mind. Um. Well, actually, uh, we
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: got a call from from I think we've got something
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys. And and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: something I think that she wanted to recommend that something
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  Speaker 1: that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting. All right,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I'm all is okay and ranking my brain So I'm
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: all is actually gave us a call. She's actually had
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: an idea you know what she would really really like
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: for her birthday present? So what's her name? You're company
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Bigger and Better? Um, like I said, she called you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she called you to give me ideal on
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: with I should get her for her birthday. Uh yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: well this is this is something that's a little a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: little different than something that you probably would never in
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a million years think of. But here at Big and Better,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: where we make you larger in charge, we actually do
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have thought of.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: So I definitely understand her giving us what's your name
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: against Sam Scott? Scott Scott, get to the point what
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you're selling actually let us know that there's some things
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: that are really really lacking between you guys, and she
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: would very much like for her birthday where you can
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: be a lot more well endowed. So you know, that's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: what we do here at Bigger and Better, We actually hello,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: what I could be more? What more? Dow sure? So
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I think really what's going on is Beyonca is really
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: not satisfied right now. She called you to tell you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: that I'm not when you meet willing doubt my junk.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? You're you're are you kidding me? What
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: what's your name of this company? Bigger and Better? Where
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: we make you larger in charge, and right now you
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: know you're not. You're not larger in charge, and we
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: want to get you to that you're able to come
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: in for a consultation, your consultation. I'll tell you what.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now, because it's right now, Okay,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her. And we're trying, we're trying to do.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Do you not do you not think you need to
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: come in? I don't even think I even be talking
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: to you, mister Scott, about whatever it's going on in
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: my bed room. I'm king so I'm not even I'm
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: not even I don't even know what going on. This
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: is the first sign of denial, right, I don't have
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: no no, I don't have no problems in the bed room. Okay,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: well you know I don't even why am I even
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: still on the phone with you? Okay, but sir, I
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: mean you and now you don't have to wear about
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: here from merv she gotta something to kind of account
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: with you. Then you ain't got you go ahead and
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: cold is that out? Because mister l let me say this,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you have a you have a very big ego, sir,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you know, but you're not. You're not as big as
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: your ego. I want to get you to that point.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: staying online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: wife called you to say in there, I mean adequate
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom, sir, you know what, and and and
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: once again, I'm trying to I know you're just doing
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: your job, Scott, but I'm gonna have to call her
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, you don't work number. You're in denial.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I'm in denial you he love, Sir. I really want
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: to help you as much as I can. Listen, man, listen,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my wife on the phone right now. Okay.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I know you you got a job to do, but
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: what I need you to do right now is stop
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: calling me. All right. I'm trying. I'm trying to be
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: nice to you because I'm sure whatever it is she
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: she called you, and you're just doing your job. I'm
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: trying to get you in here to get a consultation
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: so we can get you further loong on where you are.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Consultation I don't even know consultation. I don't even know
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: as sisters from you, sir, you call me no more. Man, Hey,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you're small and I don't want to make you bigger.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: What what what is this any like? Because huh, what
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: kind of job is that? How do you even get
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a job like that? You block this job an when
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you're in high school? Jopout. I'm trying to meet you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Stop calling me man, mister Darnell. I'm still trying to
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: help you get through the situation. Okay. Are you willing
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: to come in for a consultation? At least we're coming
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: in for a consultation. We can get you further on
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: where you are. Are you listening to me? The only
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: consultation we're gonna have is my fist in your place
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: as you call me again to tell you what. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: will come in for a consultation. Give me give me
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: your address and everything like that, all your information, and
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I will come down for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: of the day, sir. What I want to do is
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: get you lined up with get your let me call
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: my wife. I don't need no damn procedures. Give me
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: your info, and you got to work out here from us.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: No more, okay, right now, not sure to get up
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to hang up on you,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: and I understand we're trying to do your job. Darnel,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: you're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger. You. Hey, sir,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm trying to help the persons A
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: little small guy. I'm trying to help you is your
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: problem now? If you're not gonna be appreciative of it,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: then I don't even understand why your wife knows you're
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: having your address. Why we can have this conversation face
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to face. You don't know what. Why would your wife
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: call here? It doesn't matter. If I can get on
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the line, I can figure out why she calls you
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: because coming adequate. Man, Sir, sir, here's the problem. You're
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: tiny and you don't want to admit it. I let
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: me get you know me, man, You never see me.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You don't know anything about me. I don't. I can't
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: even believe my wife's even called you. But just this
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: is just how you do business. You call me and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: call me I'm tiny, sir, So I'm playing something to you.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client, Sir.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are okay, okay, then
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as well.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: What the would that mean? He also wanted me to
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: More than itself. Your wife just pray for calls you
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: bad man's funny man. I'm here over here looking at
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: me in the mirror. Kind of I thought I was good,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: but I at nervous. Man. What's the baddest radio show
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: in the land. Come on now, you know it's just
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: see your Harvey radio show? Man, Come on, get to me.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: No y'all gonna give me Tommy tell us about that
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: play baby? All right? All right, well, thank you, nephew.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: We'll make sure we keep letting people know about it. Okay. Hey, hey,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: if I wanted you are calling it, be a Sarah
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: good mama. What y'all dore? Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Y'all can carry a baby for me, Daniel those days
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: again carry him to the car serious car game. Coming
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: up next Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Let's go now. I look at your book A little
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: out out tight here? Do you style? Very little. Ah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: it's oatmeal, thank you oatmeal? All right. Subject, my man
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  Speaker 1: is bugging me, Dear Stephen Shirley. I have a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I met a guy and I consider him a good friend,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to get to know him better. He
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  Speaker 1: has taken me on a few dates and all went
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: well at first. The problem arose after one of our
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: recent dates, after a really good date, we decided we'd
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: pick up some food and go back to his house
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  Speaker 1: to chill and eat our food. Well, when we got
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: to his house with our food and he turned the
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: lights on, boom bam boom. Roaches went flying from east
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  Speaker 1: to west. They were so now, they were so bad
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: they were even crawling on his dog. I told him,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I told him politely that I was not eating my
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: food there. He sat there, eating his food and looking
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: at meat like I was crazy. He didn't see that
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: there was a problem. When he dropped me off at home,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I immediately took my clothes off and as soon as
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I walked in. I'm not saying that I'm better than
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: anyone else. I have dealt with bugs in my home too,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: but clearly this was an infestation. This was not normal.
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  Speaker 1: This was the last time I spent time at his house. Now,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: he asked me why I won't come over. I don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: even want him over at my place because he may
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: bring bugs with him and spread them to my house.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: When we go out together in public, it makes me
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: think he's not clean and his car is not clean
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: because of how he keeps his house. I don't want
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to lose a good man, but I just can't deal
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: with the bugs. What should I do? Please help me?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I couldn't do this. I'm just gonna
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: tell you right now. I could not, and I don't
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: know how you can. I mean the fact that he's
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: not embarrassed about it, and that he brought you over
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  Speaker 1: his house and there. My skin is itching right now
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: just thinking about it. He brought you over there and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: he didn't see anything wrong with it. He was looking
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: at you like you were crazy. I don't get it,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and eating food there. No, ma'am, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a situation where you're better than he is.
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  Speaker 1: Your way cleaner than he is, for sure, and clean
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  Speaker 1: that you know. That's one of the primary principles of
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: dating someone. They have to be clean for having's sakes.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I wouldn't let him over my house because
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: he might bring bugs over there. I'm sorry, I don't know.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't. I couldn't do it. Personally, I couldn't
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: do it. I don't know how good of a guy
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: he is. I just don't know for him not to
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: notice this. I have a problem with this, and I
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: think you should too, Steve Well, this ladder right here
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: is a very easy one for me. I've had this
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: experience before. I dated a woman who lived in a
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  Speaker 1: roach infested house with her mama. I'm from the hood.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I've seen roaches before. We've had him at our house
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: when I was young. It was just out in infestation.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody, you know, everybody, everybody had a roach at
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the house. Come on, now, you can cut all this out.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That's what you ain't gonna do is let it become
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: an infestation. You were scared at the roaches time because
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: they was the same size as you want to tell
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: all of that. You over that riding roaches and business
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and but but that's I wanted the roach for Christmas
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: and all this because you thought they were awesome. That's
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: another story. Man. He wanted a pony, so we got
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: him a roach in. Now, you didn't want all that out,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: didn't you just stay out the damn let She didn't
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: met this friend of husday. Everything going good, and went
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: out on several days. Then one e he invited over.
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  Speaker 1: They stopped and picked up some food. They come into
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the house and they turned the lights on. Boom bam boom.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: See that must be your first time seeing roach, because
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: that ain't the sound, it's seeing power. I stayed wanting
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: what's the sound? Because when you turn that night on,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: the ass is rolling. Now that threw you off. Roaches
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: was flying from east to west. They were so bad.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: They was crawling on the dog. The dog is tidy.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: It was so much tail swishing. Pause. He didn't killed
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: as many as he couldn't and just resigned to the fact.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Hell they wint y'all. Just just don't bite me, y'all
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: just crawl on me, but don't but don't bite me.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: He's so sick with his tail tongue, Paul, he just
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: stamping on. He got four feet. He can't stomp him out.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: So the dog didn't just mad hell, so he just there.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I told him politely that I was not eating my food.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: There to hit the key he said, they eating this food,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy. Come here, don't see
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: the problem. It's Jack roaches, it's Jess roaches. Clear your
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: area out and enjoy your meal. I've been at the
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: girl's house playing cards, and I could not understand the
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: number of roaches that was in the hell lights on day.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't none of them running. They actually stay here.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: They walk across the table and I'm just knocking stuff
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: off with my cards. I'm trying to shuffle hard so
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: the wind can knock them off as I'm dealing cards.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deal them while I can knock one
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: off as the card come to you. I'm doing everything.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I'm mean here fighting. I'll fine. Was she oh love
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: for me? Back? Then? Top knoch Now she was fine.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I was dealing with it. So now you said there
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: he looked at you like you crazy. He didn't see
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: that was a problem. Then he dropped me off at home.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I immediately took my clothes off as soon as I
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: walked in. That's some mistake. Too late. You gotta get
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: them clothes off outside. I listen to me. My friend
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: used to pick me up over the girls and before
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I got in the car. He's ain't. Man, Come on,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: now you know what shake down? I can't he I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: know she find one love, but you can't head. He wrote,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: just up in this car. So I was standing there
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: with a Maxi coat on, just shaking. I got bail
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: bottoms on, just shaking, platform shoes on, an Apple hand.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just shaking. You have got to start shaking these
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: clothes as soon as he dropped you off. Don't go
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: inside because they're they coming. Roaches is coming. Quits sitting
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: in his car. They in there, They in the car.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: That's they look for other places. They know it's infested.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: They roaches don't like living in infested places, like living
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: in the hoods somewhere else. They gonna take it. We're
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: gonna have part two Steve's response coming up in You're
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Listening show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get to
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: part two of like You're response to today's Strawberry letter,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: subject to my man is bugging me. See key word bugging.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: We ain't got to get over this. She dating the
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: dude has got a roach investation at his house. P
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: She don't know what to do. These roaches is everywhere.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: The roaches are so bad. They're crawling on the door.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: The dog then gave, oh, he ain't got no pads
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: on the bottom of his pause. He's been stoking bro
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Bottom with his pause as well. He just been up
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: in the house. He'd embarked them. They don't even They
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: not moved by him anybody. The reason when he cut
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: the lights on, they start running everywhere is because that
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: he don't stay there enough. What do you mean you're
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do like this girl family did. They
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: was in there so much that the roach is no
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: longer ran. You're gonna have to You've heard the old
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: saying if you can't beat them, join them. You can't
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: beat the infestation because y'all fight me with the wrong stuff.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Black flag does nothing. I know that for interest station.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It will kill it only on direct contact. And you
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: gotta wait till the roachs flip over. This sprame on
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: on the side. If you don't do that, Black Flag
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: don't do nothing for the roach. You have to put
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: something in that house that really does roaches wrong? What
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: is that with sign that it gets rid of roaches
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: that hurt the dog? The dog grown out anyway, I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: can promise you your dog is looking for the quickest
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: out he can. He don't mind. He can go to
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: dog heaven and live a much better life. He has
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: a reward in it for him. Hell, he ain't no cat.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: He noticed it. Take me, Lord, Take me now. You
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: don't think he laying there with him roaches on him going,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, Lord, take me now. Listen to me. Ex terminator,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. You can get an exterminator. But
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you if if his house is connected to another home,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: this is where you get rid of roaches. You gotta
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: bring exterminator in there weakly for four months. The driveway
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: on both sides of the house must be destroyed. What
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: that's the connection to the other house. Listen to me
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: after destroy the drive concrete. Yeah, because they're coming from
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: next door. They didn't tunnelm. If you don't destroy that driveway,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: then people stay next door. They got them. We must
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: kill the route. No, I don't know like driveway though, right,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you have got to destroy the driveway. My father knew this.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: He said he knew gonna he Whilly Williamson had Wow.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: They was coming over because we kept a clean house.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: So my mom couldn't understand why we was having these
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: roaches my daddy say, they're probably coming up under the driveway.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: She said, slick, you got to do something. My daddy
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: went out there and destroy the dry I'm talking abouse.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: He got kind of coming home and my mamma rock
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: damn broke. I'm gonna flow this damn driveway. They had
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: me and my brothers out there with Jackhamilson everything. Jack.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I'm nine years old with a Jackham. I don't even
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Just lean on it. Got got
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: got got got got got, got got got. It's true.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: This is a true star. My daddy destroyed a damn
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: driveway from the WILLIAMS. Oh Man good Boy said he
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: was just in the jacket man when he put the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: dirt back, and that he met her furic acid in
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: the dirt. So they get shipped next time. They crazy.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Then we asked father, the driveway were just two weeks. Yeah,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: my dad had a parking station where so I only
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: car come up missing up the woods. Creative American problem. Yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: did you stay? No one asks you if you were
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: going back to stand not with this story. If you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: structured roach and it loves me. I've never heard anything
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: like this before. It was a week for you station
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: wagon on the side of the street. Daddy has keep
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: on the port. Now, my dad's sleeping on the porch
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: when he's so, I don't nobody stealing dawn space. Got
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: toosing it. You don't understand. And my dad's gone. He
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: can't sleep because his precious car is I my dad
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Williams crossing Williams roach. Seriously, I've never heard this in
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: my life. Crazy daddy. That was my mother complained about.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: My daddy got tired and I'm about he take out
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: the damn He blew up my daddy as they were
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: people rowing up the street. Mister Harvey, what is you
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: doing away from him? I was unsafe. You acid in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the new aid in that so when they started turning
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to the sick because you knew that he didn't like
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: mister Williams, That's what it was. And the dog wanted
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: to die. Oh my god, bloody roach story. Roaches have
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: changed from people's lives. Ya, apparently yours. I have roche story.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I have never ever you have a You have a
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: mouse story too? That's crazy. He got another roach story.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: That's crazy too. Let me tell you something, man, that's
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: that girl that I was crazy about. My boy Biggie
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Weed came over that picked me up. Oh yeah, and
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I had a called big and telling more time to come.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: We have more show. You want to hear the roach
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: story to change my life? That wasn't in that? All right?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up, I know you've been waiting for this, all
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: you Greenleaf lovers out there. Coming up in about ten minutes.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: U Merle Dandridge, a ka. Grace Greenleaf from the show
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: green Leaf on Own, will be our special guest. Gigi,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: get on my nerve. There's a lot of show green Leaf.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening show all right, ladies and gentlemen, boy, are
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you in for a treat? Our very special guest this
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: morning is an accomplished actress and singer. She currently starts
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: as Grace Greenleaf on the hit own drama green Leaf.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: And as you know, the Greenleaf family runs a sprawling
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: mega church in Memphis and the church is filled with scandalous,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: scandalous secrets and lies. Jason three, I know right. Season
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: three is full of drama and we are here for it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Please let's find out more about Greenleaf. Welcome to the show,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: our special guest, Miss Merle Dandridge. Oh my goodness, we
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: love you and we love the show. Mary, thank you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: so much. You're welcome and we feel so lucky. Oh yeah,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: because it's a great show, great cast, great acting. Yeah,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: it's a fantastic show. Yeah, number one, Everyone from you know, writing, producing, directing,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: in the whole cast, everybody just comes correct and and
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: it's it's really showing and the fact that it's landing
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: on the audience in the way that it is that
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: he tells us that we're he had heading in the
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: right direction. Yeah, and what we needed seems like at
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: this time. So so Grace's I mean, Merle as I mentioned,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you play the role of Grace, the estranged daughter of
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Bishop James green Leaf, but you're back with the family
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: after being gone many many years. So please, I know
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of drama, it's a lot of stuff
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: to pack in these few minutes, but please bring us
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: up to speed on what's happened so far this season.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Oh right, I know. Well, you know, after the huge
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: circumstances of season two where Grace slayed the proverbial dragon
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: murder him him out, well, you know, we had to
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: do it to the mat for real, and Ed Greg
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Allen was just so wonderful to work with But after that,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: suddenly she found herself in a position that Okay, so
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: she's back in the church, now she's back in the family.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: What does that look like now that she's grown. Now
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: that she's a grown woman, people aren't don't have the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: same power over her to silence her. She really had
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: to find her own strength, find and listen again to
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: the original call that God had in her life. And
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: how does she go from a life that was completely
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: out of the ministry to aligning herself back to the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: original call in her life. So you see, you see
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Grace in a position this season of searching and finding
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: um and and working her way back to that place
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: that she knows she's supposed to be in. And and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's it's been really great to see this
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: other side of her, you know, where she's trying to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: figure it out, because I think we've all been in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: that place where like, oh, I I know I have
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: big things planned for me. I know that I have
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I have been um uh what's the word? Just not
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: quite in alignment? And the way that we find that
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: and the way that you look inward and also look
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: vertically and pay attention to what God is trying to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: tell us, and that's that's the place that Grace is
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: in and it just gets stronger and stronger as a drama,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: just completely unfold. There's so many skeletons with these greenly
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: sago Yes, yes there is, Yeah, but that's what makes
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: it good. Right. Can I jump in here with Grace
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: and her daughter Sophia. Now she's having issues with her
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: faith and the sadness that she's dealing with. But you're
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: being her mom and the family. What's happening with that?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: How are you trying to get Sophia back? She's talking
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: to her grandfather, but still she's she's very heartbroken right now. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: And that storyline breaks my heart because I think, uh,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: just knowing so many people who struggle with their faith
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: and are are in a place where they're in pain
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: and and just searching for the answers and the why
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: and and and how to get back to a place
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: of understanding, just understanding their circumstances. I just think Desert
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: does a wonderful job in the heartbreak because it's just
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: touched the vein with the audience, it touch the brain
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: with me. To be in the room with that story
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: was really meaningful. And powerful and really what I've always
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: wanted to do with my work, something that intersects my
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: faith in my craft. I think that that particular storyline
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: really sits in the heart of that right in the
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: seat of it, and it has been as far as
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Grace is concerned. It's a tough position to be in
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: when Grace has been troubled in her own faith walk
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: and her daughter having watched her do that. So part
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: of Grace coming back to the place that she's supposed
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to be in alignment with her call requires her to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: get it together so she can be a better example
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: to her daughter. When Sophia comes to her with those things,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: what does she says, walk to walk this crazy walk? Yeah?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Can I ask the question that everybody really wants to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: know when Michelle will, will Grace find out who her
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: real daddy is? That's what we want to know that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: I'm tuning in, Merle I know the season finale is
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: November twenty first, So so can you give us a
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: hint anything? Uh? You know, as far as how it
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: how it's all gonna play out? Show a load of
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: questions on it's I mean, the fate of the church
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: and the feature of the family all hangs in the balance,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: and as as the show has always come back to,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: it's always Grace's fault. You know what is Grace going
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: to do about it? It was your fault last season,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of it really was. I even tweeted that
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: that it was all your fault. Ideas, He's not gonna
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: let these these sleeping sleeping dogs lies. He's gonna wake
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: them up and she's gonna make everybody deal with it.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: And it came back for yeah, yeah, exactly. But now
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: that so everyone in the green Leaf family is in
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: some kind of trouble. Everybody is dealing everybody, Jacob, everybody, everybody, everybody. Yes, yeah,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I think we really find out what the green Leafs
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: are made of now that the family business stands to
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: be lost to them on completely right. The season finale,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: as we mentioned, is November twenty. First, please catch all
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the new episodes of Greenleaf on Wednesdays at ten pm,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: nine Central. It's only on the own network. Merle, thank
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: you so much for joining us today. We love Greenleaf.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Keep doing what you're doing and we will keep watching
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: and thank you for that support. We it means so
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: much to us. Thank you you're listening. To Steve Show.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, So we started with the Strawberry letter
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: about this woman and this man and these roaches, and
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: then you went on to tell us this roach story
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: that I've never heard before in my life about roaches.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: So you have another one for us, talking about this
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: girl I was dating that had all these roaches and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: the infestations. She knows she was fine, and uh, you know,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: wn no cell phones back then. So my boy Biggie Wig.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I told Biggie Wig to come and pick me up
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: at a certain amount of time. I said, as a
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, Wig, I'll call you at your house
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: if something changed thirty minutes before one o'clock and let
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: you know if I need a little bit more time
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: or not. So I were in there, we're playing card.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Roaches is everything. It lights on and anyway, they ain't
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: nobody in on them rushing, But this one ain't stake.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: You're playing cards, and I know it's too many of
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: many here. I didn't got up off the couch to
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: play cards because I just they was on the couch,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: They was on the carfer table, they walked cross TV screen,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: They was just everywhere. So I figured least let me
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: set up in a wooden chair with four legs on it,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: the least amount of exposure. I already got cuffs in
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: these bail bottoms I got. I got the damn never
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: make cool locks out of these. I took them because
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I got them. Two inch cuffs in these bail bottoms.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I know they're in here. Yeah, I don't get here.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Were in here in the Yeah, they're looking for a route.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Some mean, they're just playing cards, these factions everywhere. I'm
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: just flicking them, you know, just sticking them off with
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: the cards and hands comes. And the girl's sisters was
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: real nice. They was hood, but there was some nice girl.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: But laud them. Girls talk trash when they played cars.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: So we're there, we're just a customed each other. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I've been. I've never been mobies. According to women,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: look at you, little skinny, be what you're gonna do.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: So I'm don there. We just talking trad So I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: look up at the clock and I said, let me
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: go on in here and call b and tell him
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I'll be ready about one thirty. Something happened, man, I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: forgot to call these roaches. It's one am now day
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: in full blast. I don't know what it is about.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: One am. Yeah, but roaches. I don't know if the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: club they was all out for dinner that night, stroll
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: and they was with their families. You know, we was
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: playing music. So they was out at the club. The
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: club that was going to dinner. I was in the park.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what be happening with roaches was everywhere
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Listen to me when I tell y'all,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: there was nowhere you could look and you didn't see
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: a roach. Wow, say so cool. All of a sudden,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the doughbell rang and her sister jump up and said,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I got it. We're playing spades, so it's my play.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: So I said, I got to get to this dope
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: because I got to tell his food Biggie, wig big
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: when you come in here listening, they got a roach problem.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I liked the girl. Don't embarrass him, just act like
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: you're a see. I had a whole screech out a
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, when I called him thirty minutes before,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I was gonna tell him, yeah, because here a good brother.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: But when you don't want him though, there wasn't no texting,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: ain't no cell phone. I just didn't go. So next
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: thing I know she at the dough. So by the
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: time I make my play, all I hear is at
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the doors. Damn here here what? And then and this
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: all you here he out there in the fall. You
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: ain't just stop. I'm still hot and I'm standing there
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: just looking at it, and and the sisters is mortified.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I was here and here I'm ting home. God want here.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm only wait CD and y'all don't see man. He plaking,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: he breaks his everyone else Yeah, yeah, ain't wonder loud.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Now he calling me. I'm six feet away, but his
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: dog he don't see me. Ain't wonder loud. I'm just
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: sitting here. Man, you don't stop. So he's shaking his coat,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: lifting his collar. He knocking him off the wall. He
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: didn't pull his head off. Now he got against the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: brill right and a massive goat. So he pulls his
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: hat off and he just watch wa man, he's all
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: on the wall. Man, these mother blanchers anywhere, Man, I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: don't see this, steady asking them, girl, Yah, don't see this.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I'm standing there with my AUMs folded, just uiliated. Broach
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: fell off the ceiling and landed on his heel. He
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: reached up with bad man. The mother blanches different and
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just standing there looking at him, and hear my
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: off backing the stone. Here. I just went on. Told
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: the girl, I said, I said, hey, excuse me, hey,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: let me get him a cough And you knew it
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: was the end. That was Yeah. I kissed the girl
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: on the cheek. I tell Big, said, come on, man,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, hell yeah, man, Man, I don't know
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: how you're sitting up in here. You can see these
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: mamma over their head down, everybody head just because he'd
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: have made a sing. So we get out to the car. Huh,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: So we stand. She said, look you good, I said, Big,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: you had to make all the man. Damn that man.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Let's shake off, man, I said, he and flip your
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: cups in your bar mater, you know, good hair wearing.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: So we outside. Damn they're undressed. I just got the vote.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Vote dog, I can't get nothing. That was wild. The
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: bigwig over the girl's house with the roaches. You're listening show,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Here he is with another classic, murdering
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: the hits. If you might lose a friend on the side.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we were doing blue. Yeah you weren't doing good.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: You had a nice run we did. Yeah. I don't
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: know if you could call him now if he's up.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: But if you know John Legend's personal numbers, I didn't know.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't do anything wrong. It's just why are you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: doing them twice? You already murder the hits. That's what
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: we do. Murder the hits, god murder from Pop Morning Show.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Check it out. Stop saying, yo, what's up? Man? What's happening? Man?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Everything's good, everything's good man, glad open. But yeah, you
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: know I had Lunelle up there, and I'm up there
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: on you know this week, and then on the Halloween
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: night it got flame. I speak, it's gonna be a
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: nice Halloween party. Oh please on your time? But oh man,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: what you gotta against John Legend? I don't have nothing
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: against John Legend. I'm just not interest music music into
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: do me a favor. You know that. I don't like
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: the song, not for a second, because even one seconds
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: to long. No, don't make me about this car. Don't
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: give a damn if I get hurt. I can live
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: with the car. I can nuts. Just when he starts.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I need your bloods please while I'm in the car.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: You know, that I can't stand the Legend song. I
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: need you to turn it down, Ralph, that's all I ask.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Keep it away down till the song is old. We're
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: not gonna fight about it. I want you to turn
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: it down. You know that I can't stand the song.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: I need you to turn it down. Wrap that's all
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: he did way down to the song as old. We're
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: not gonna fight about it. I want you to turn
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: it down, turn it down. I can't take normal. I'm
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  Speaker 1: turning damn man, turning down. That's it. I'm playing John
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  Speaker 1: Legend love now. I love you, John, You've been huge fan.
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  Speaker 1: Down down, I'm not turning it down. Jay was it
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  Speaker 1: was the fire gem. But I mean, really, though, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta pull up. You think light skin won't jump
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  Speaker 1: on you. That's that's your problem. But I love how
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  Speaker 1: Jay's like really into it though he's a music singer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm sure with the millions and millions, John is
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  Speaker 1: making He really don't give a day, sold out every
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  Speaker 1: night and Ja, your damn club just opened back. But
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  Speaker 1: he did. Man, since when you start defending John Legend,
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  Speaker 1: I love John. We were boys. He went hard, didn't he?
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  Speaker 1: You just open your blue yeah, I tell you one thing,
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  Speaker 1: when you do bring your ass in there, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be cold as hell. You scared because he never been
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  Speaker 1: in one of the rice cold Jake were from that
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  Speaker 1: old school from me, we're walking the room? Where why
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  Speaker 1: is it too black? All right? I it was a
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  Speaker 1: great song though, Jay, thank you, thank you. Coming up.
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  Speaker 1: he's one of those guys who likes you know how
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  Speaker 1: guys like to unbutton their belt. Sometime after dinner, my
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  Speaker 1: grandfather come over. The already went off. Tommy, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get a patties. I'm not getting the patties because
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  Speaker 1: thanks Giving when you eat too much food, you you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to unbutton your pants. And then when you
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  Speaker 1: when you get back downcast you just wam back when
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  Speaker 1: Stop man, I'm trying. I'm not wearing those stove top
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  Speaker 1: no sense for you not to have on some stove
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  Speaker 1: top dressing pants. It's got a pouch in the front
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  Speaker 1: for when you eat too much your stomach and Sitn't
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  Speaker 1: it comfortable? And then after your stomach go down you
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  Speaker 1: can wound backwards and put that high ass of yours
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  Speaker 1: in it. I'm not laughing. A nice man. Work it
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  Speaker 1: out for you to do a purpose. Well, you can
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  Speaker 1: turn the pants around and cover the head. What head?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Nothing to do this with y'all? You mad?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to look at me? Well you didn't
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  Speaker 1: get them saying pants on all the way, Look at
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  Speaker 1: the pockets in the front. Go ahead, boy, gord Nate,
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  Speaker 1: have y'all some fun. Go ahead. I'm not laughing. Boy, murder, murder, murdle.
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  Speaker 1: You see time to turn them down, fans, I'm not laughing.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you, tom me what you call what you doing? Junior,
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  Speaker 1: those stones job fans tell me they're only nineteen. I'll
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  Speaker 1: the pad on man, and then Jordan can use him too,
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  Speaker 1: because he can take him to school for showing. What
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  Speaker 1: is he gonna say? You mean to tell me, you
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  Speaker 1: and Jordan the pandangar ruth you're listening to show. We
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  Speaker 1: love to hear your inspirational closing remarks, Steve your motivational
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks, and for us today, I got one for
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  Speaker 1: you today. I um, I think it's important that everybody,
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  Speaker 1: everybody really really up your expectations in two eighteen, I
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  Speaker 1: mean really really focusing focus on upping your expectations for
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  Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. This year really put a positive twist
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  Speaker 1: on your life. You can do that, man, you can.
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  Speaker 1: You can up your expectations. You have to say so
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  Speaker 1: in your outcome. But you have to adjust the attitude.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to think positive. You've got to focus on
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  Speaker 1: the positive things that's happening in your life. You have
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  Speaker 1: to take inventory constantly of everything that's going right in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Stop focusing on the negative. Everybody got something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a person living that ain't got something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So what Yeah you got something wrong. Yeah you're not
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  Speaker 1: where you want to be, But guess what you can
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  Speaker 1: be on your way. And that's the thing that people
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  Speaker 1: lose focus of. Sometimes they get so caught up into
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  Speaker 1: where they are now that they lose focus on the
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  Speaker 1: where they could be going, where you're headed, where you're
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  Speaker 1: at now. Let me explain something to you about right now.
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  Speaker 1: Right now is a very fleeting moment because let's say
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about something now, do you know in just
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  Speaker 1: sixty seconds, is now a part of the past. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter where you are, it's where you're going. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get stuck in where you are somebody sent me a
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  Speaker 1: plaque one time, and I keep it on my desk
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta, and I was going through a real, real,
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  Speaker 1: real dog period in my life. And he's a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine, and he knew it. He's an accountant. As
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact. It is Rogers Salted and I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying my financial up in Chicago, and he knew I
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  Speaker 1: was going through a dog dog period in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And he sent me a plaque and I keep it
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  Speaker 1: on my desk. And the plaque said, when you going
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  Speaker 1: through Hell, just keep going. And that registered with me
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  Speaker 1: because why would you be going through hell and stop there?
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  Speaker 1: So you're just gonna put it on park in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of hell? Or doesn't make sense to keep going
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  Speaker 1: because it just ties into what I'm telling you. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter where you are, it's where you're going. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to get your focus on twenty eighteen to move
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  Speaker 1: in the right direction. I'm gonna give you the scripture
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  Speaker 1: again in case all of you. It's something I read
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  Speaker 1: all the time. It's Epheesians three twenty and I read
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  Speaker 1: it every day, you know, I memorize it. But it
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  Speaker 1: says God will do exceedingly and abundantly above all that
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  Speaker 1: I ask A think, because I honor him, his blessings
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  Speaker 1: will chase me down and overtake me. I will be
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  Speaker 1: in the right place at the right time. People will
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  Speaker 1: go out of their way to be good to me.
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  Speaker 1: I am surrounded by God's favor. This is my declaration.
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  Speaker 1: If you read this every day and you implement this
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  Speaker 1: once again, it's Ephesians three twenty. Now I got the
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  Speaker 1: Bible with the four different translations in it, so I
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  Speaker 1: can understand what I'm saying. So this is not the
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  Speaker 1: King James version I gave you. It's a translation of
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  Speaker 1: what it actually means. But memorizing the scripture for how
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  Speaker 1: what it means is what you need. You don't got
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  Speaker 1: to go word for word. You need to get the
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  Speaker 1: meaning of it. Don't trip on that other part right there.
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  Speaker 1: But if you incorporate this in your life on a
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  Speaker 1: day to day, you be amazed what can happen to you.
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  Speaker 1: You all can put your life into the realm of expectation.
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  Speaker 1: I expect good things to happen to me. Even when
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  Speaker 1: something bad happens to me, I still look for something
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  Speaker 1: good to happen to me, and it always does. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what mistake I've made. God has always gotten
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  Speaker 1: me through it, and he's done the exact same thing
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  Speaker 1: for you. He's always gotten you through it. Just look
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  Speaker 1: at your life. All that stuff you thought you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it through, he got you, man, He pulled
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  Speaker 1: you through it somehow, all them days you didn't think
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  Speaker 1: you was gonna make it. You remember where you was,
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  Speaker 1: and they look at where you at now. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you think that you're in a worst place now than
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  Speaker 1: you were in your past, why don't you get back
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  Speaker 1: to that expect something good to happen to you. Live
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  Speaker 1: a life filled with positive expectations. Don't do not bury
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  Speaker 1: yourself by going through hell and then staying there. Some
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  Speaker 1: people cannot get out of their misery because they won't
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  Speaker 1: quit acknowledging the misery. Look, if the Bible says a
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  Speaker 1: man is as he thinking, and all you ever think
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  Speaker 1: is old woe is me, then guess what old oh
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  Speaker 1: is me? But if you look for the upside, the
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  Speaker 1: bright side, if you look for and live a life
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  Speaker 1: and expectation that there are some good out there for you,
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  Speaker 1: then good comes your way. It's that's the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a theory of mine. That's a promise of God.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't up in his spew and nothing. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'd have seen this stuff work for me. You know
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  Speaker 1: how many public mistakes I've made. Y'all been watching me, y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: it's been fans of minds for years. You all have
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  Speaker 1: seen the evolution of me. Now, he ain't through with
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  Speaker 1: me yet, but you've seen me back when I was this,
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  Speaker 1: when I was that, when I made that mistake, when
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  Speaker 1: I made this mistake. But you know it. I never
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  Speaker 1: allowed the mistakes to bury me or define me. I
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  Speaker 1: expected something good to happen. And guess what I've recovered
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  Speaker 1: from them all. He's pulled me through them all. Get
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  Speaker 1: through the same thing for you, Ephesians three twenty. Start
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  Speaker 1: reading it every day, man, and live your life in
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